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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis is just a funny character.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
He's funny, straightforward, he's very witty, and also he's the
best guy ever.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Ranking peoples are like sis hilarious, like I can't even breathe.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Everyone's just awesome.

Speaker 6 (00:15):
I just love you guys in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well more signs that we're all psychopaths. Okay, uh, there's
a story out talking about how the length of your
fingers can determine if you have any psychological issues. Okay,
and when we whip out your hands, let's take a
look by the way before we get into this. They say,
it's not unusual. It's not uncommon to have this scenario

(00:41):
going on with your fingers. From the Journal of Psychiatric Research,
the team found those whose index fingers are shorter than
your ring fingers you are more likely to have a
diagnosed psychiatric disorder. They call it the dark triad. Dark

(01:05):
triad traits include highly socially discouraged attitudes, narcissism, and psychopathya.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Fingers, what the index in the ring?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're yeah, you're you're okay, you have the big you
have the middle finger? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Do you have the ring?

Speaker 7 (01:25):
My nails don't nails?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
The ring finger next to that, and then there's your
pointer finger, which is your index finger. If your pointer
finger index finger is shorter than your ring finger, then
you you are a member of this society.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Question.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:39):
On my right hand?

Speaker 8 (01:42):
My the same on my left hand, my index finger
is considerably shorter than they're not those.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Same, that's exactly me, froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm clearly both hands, both hands.
My my index finger is way shorter than my ring finger.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
You're all in.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
So this analysis of your hands, it's confirming that compared
to healthy controls, individuals with a clinically diagnosed psychiatric issue,
we're more likely to have a shorter index finger and
a longer ring finger. And there you go.

Speaker 9 (02:16):
They're saying, oh, go ahead, you say yours are clearly
both on both hands.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh no, you're the same. Oh absolutely it is. There
is no debate.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
My right hand.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
What have I been doing with my right hand that's
causing me the different.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You've done nothing. You've done nothing. It's just the way
you're born. So again they're saying, do not fret. It
doesn't mean there's an issue here. It just says in
a controlled setting where they study all these people. They
have found that people that have one I have are
more likely to have psychiatric issues, which are biologically rooted.

(02:55):
I think it has something to do with the amount
of testosterone and hormone in A and other hormones that
you have raging to your body before you're born. I
think that has something to do with it.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
I have raging testosterone before you were born.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I can see it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So they're saying, people like me with the dark triad,
we have more aggressive behavior and bad attitudes. It's okay,
I'm in also, but on a good note, we score
higher on mental toughness and sports performance.

Speaker 10 (03:32):
Okay, that's where you lose me, because I have this
thing going on both of my hands and I am
awful at sports.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, no, okay, keep in mind, just because your fingers
do that doesn't mean at one hundred percent certainty this
is you. Okay, let me just make that very clear.
But I know that everyone listening right now is looking
down at the damn fingers. Oh boy hmm. Analysis of
their hands confirmed compared to healthy controls, individuals with a

(03:59):
clinically diagnosed psycheatric issue, we're more likely to have this
longer ring finger all right, you don't tell me. I'm
out of my mind, you know, seriously, I don't need
to look at my hands. So there's that the dark
triad traits. Have this conversation with your friends and your
coworkers today today. See how that works. Again, they're warning

(04:22):
people with shorter index fingers not to fret. It's very
common to have what we have. All right, there you go. Oh,
here it is. It's associated with a prenatally higher testosterone
and lower estrogen exposure during the first trimester of the
fetal stages. There you go, all right, any thoughts, this makes.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
A lot of sense.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
I'm going to go home and look at Preston's fingers.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Chop one of them?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Because it's funny because the other day I was looking
at his hands. I'm like, Preston, you have the longest
fingers ever, like whatever, and you know, we were laughing
about it. But I didn't know about this one.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, okay, it's not at one hundred percent certainty that
there's a problem. Keep testing mind. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know if this is true or not.

Speaker 10 (05:06):
But weren't we talking a while ago about your eye
the length of your eyes.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That if you could fit another eye.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Length your eye. No, if you could fit I don't
have long eyes.

Speaker 10 (05:16):
Space between your eyes. If you could fit another eye,
a third eye in between your two eyes, then you're
also a psycho.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, that's I think that's how it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to be. Yeah, that's how you're supposed to supposed.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
To be able to fit a third eye between the space.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Can you hold on a second. Okay, let's not call
people's psychos. This is not well. Whatever we're talking.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Part of the dark triad or.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Try So you're saying, if I don't have enough room
for another eye between my eyes, then there could be issues.
I'm trying to figure this out.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, the opposite, quite the opposite.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
If you gandhi, what is it?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, I think Scary is wrong on this.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
I think that the rules of symmetry, for your symmetry,
for your face, you're supposed to be able to fit
an eye length specifically between your eyes. That's like the
exact proportion it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, but if you can fit two of them in there,
then we can then you're like a crocodile. So you've
heard of the uh this psychopath stare, right, have you
heard of this? This? This one makes me uncomfortable? And

(06:23):
you want to talk about it because.

Speaker 11 (06:24):
Yeah, it's apparently psychopaths have a particular way that they
look at people, right, I'm reading about this now.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
How your eyes gaze at that?

Speaker 11 (06:32):
Yes, exactly, and it's uncomfortable, like a predatory and uh yeah,
and and apparently the way you use your eyes you
can use manipulation tactics more easily as a psychopath.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Have you have you've ever been on the train or
just walk into the mall or whatever, and then your
eyes will catch someone else's eyes for like just a
split second. Yes, but for some reason, sometimes it's this
intense connection you have with someone, even if it's for
a split second, and you start thinking, oh my god,
they looked at me. I looked at them at the

(07:09):
same time, and you and it sort of like hits
you for a while. You're like, Okay, I just had
a weird interaction with a total stranger for a split second,
but there was something in there. So some people believe
that people with psychopathic traits can actually use intense, intense
eye contact to startle others and catch them off guard,
and they can use that to manipulate them. You can

(07:31):
control people with your eyes.

Speaker 11 (07:32):
Anthony Hopkins in that movie Silence of the Lamb Hannimal,
he was staring the whole time.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't even think he blinked. You know, there are
some cultures around the world where it is acceptable to
just stare at someone and watch them going about their business.
Here in America, if someone's looking at you, your first
inclination is what are you doing? Why you look at me?
And that why you look at me? Like that?

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Take aparture, it lasts longer.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
There you go, there's a good guy, exactly. But in
some European cultures and Asian cultures, you could just stare
at someone and just just just study them, study what
they're doing, study how they're acting, and it's it's common.
It's not uncommon to be stared at or stare at others.
Don't do it near me, because I'll have questions for
you what you're looking at? Anyway. So, uh, now that

(08:21):
we've solved all the psychiatric issues of our show and
everyone listening liking.

Speaker 12 (08:27):
Up, all of you are so gilarious.

Speaker 13 (08:35):
Calls in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
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Speaker 13 (09:06):
Elvista ran in the morning show Look.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
In the old days, someone at work would come in
with the sheet of paper saying, Hey, my kid's selling cookies.
You want to buy some, It's gonna send them all
to Iwan. Okay, great, But now I got this text
the other day from a friend saying, hey, I want
you to buy some cookies from a kid's school. I'm like,
here we go. And you have a friend scary that

(09:31):
sent you the same exact link for the same thing.
Tell everyone about this is infuriating.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Yeah, just yesterday in the group chat of twenty guys,
my friend drops the link and says, hey, do a
good thing for my son's cookie sale, could you please?
So we all clicked on and I'm like, oh, I'll
buy some cookies. Then it leads me to a link
and a checkout of a bakery of gourmet cookies where
it's six cookies which I got charged forty six dollars

(09:56):
from the bank, from Bank Cookies who banged me out
for four six dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Sporting Bank cookies are fabulous, they really are. They're beautiful.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
But I'm saying, now, this kid, the kid didn't even know,
has no clue who I am or that I even
made this purchase. All he sees is he's on the
tally board that he went up by forty six dollars
because his father dropped it in the group and we
all had felt compelled to do this.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So we're all buying cookies now.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
We got hundreds of dollars worth of cookies out there
that are coming. But I'm saying, where are the days
of the five dollar box? Where are the days of
like unpacking cookies and handing the mat way and.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Doing real work.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
So you hear the angst in Scari's voice, don't get
Danielle started on popcorn.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Oh my gosh, So I love I mean, I really
love the ones that the boy Scouts give out, you know,
but there's a different gourmet popcorn thing going around the
other day. My girlfriend, who I love, she says, hey
can you buy some no problem there. It was for
cheerleading or something. I click on it. Three bags and
when I tell you, these bags are tiny bags, they're

(10:59):
not big bags. It was sixty something dollars. No, and
I'm like, what off? And I'm like, okay. She is
so lucky that I love her and her little ones.
Because I was like, okay, well, you know, and I
was the thing. It was cheaper to buy the three
bags than just the one bag. I'm like, forget, it's
so cut.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
You still need to look. You know, you're helping some
organizations that probably probably deserve it, of course, but this
is highway robbery. Yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
I got got for a ninety dollars ten of popcorn ninety.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
So they actually rang the doorbell at my sister's house
and I thought, oh, you're actually making some effort. I'm
gonna buy something from you bought the stupid tin of
popcorn ninety dollars. And then my sister texted me the
next day that I made her house a mark because
I bought that and the kids keep coming back, keep
coming back.

Speaker 14 (11:44):
She was like, that's what happens.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's what happens. When you feed the neighborhood cat, they
keep coming back.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
It is a scam though.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
The link is the worst. Like they're not even working
at all for this. They're just coming over, like give
me the money.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
The kids don't know. The kids don't know. Here's the thing.
This started years ago on our show, actually became kind
of a funny thing. Girl Scout cookies. It got to
the point where no, stop texting, stop asking Uncle Elvis
to buy your girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm glad you're listening. The only exception I make is
if I buy them, if they send them to the troops. Yeah,
and by the way, if one person texts me right
now to buy them, I will do it. But if
you fifty of it the first one through, good, you're in.
I'm gonna buy some cookies for the troops. I don't
even know if they're selling them. Unt they sell them
me around now, I think so. Anyway, But to get
four cookies for one hundred and seventy five dollars stuff insane, insane, ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I listened hundreds of dollars in scotti these kids. I'm
done today.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Eighty seven dollars on his daughter.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
No cookie dough that wound up going bad and I
had to throw in the garbage.

Speaker 15 (12:43):
Yeah, man, but they're so worth it that Elvis, I
didn't ask you this time.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
I buy passed you.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I asked him, thank you. I feel bad. No, here's
the thing. If your kids are playing on a softball
team and they eat jerseys and they put they put
our logo on them, I'll buy them because we.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
Have yeah for dodgeball team. You've done that all right?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Before we take a break, U Nate's wearing a little
sign that says, ask me about my crushed ball. Did
you see what happened? Did you see my face during
the last break? I did? Your eyes rolled back in
your head and then they came down and they were crossed.

Speaker 11 (13:18):
So I crossed my legs and my pant I'm wearing
slightly tighter pants.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Slightly I crossed my legs.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Somebody need me in the ball, like moose knuckle Crabi
going on on.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, like somebody just kicked me right this sack.

Speaker 11 (13:36):
I haven't had pain like that since probably sixth or
seventh grade, when somebody.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Actually did that.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
Nate, have a question, why are you still wearing pants
that tight. They make make my butt look good? What
do you want from me?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Look good?

Speaker 7 (13:49):
It always wears pants one size smaller than they should be.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Yeah, there's other pants like like, there's other you like that.
Like Jack Archer makes pants that are tight. They'll make
your butt look good, but they've got room and they're
kind of stretched in the crotchet.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
You need that. I think someone my assumption, someone has
a straight Nate voodoo doll out there. Yeah, that could
be happening. You know.

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Speaker 13 (14:43):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Are we even on.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
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Speaker 1 (14:52):
How many of you going to the grocery storing?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Love?

Speaker 13 (14:55):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
You know a lot of people are like, oh my god,
I do love going the grocery store. I like going
alone because I don't want to be in a hurry.
I'm gonna go up and down every ou. I'll stop
and get some coffee and just stroll, pick up things,
read labels. Do you have a favorite now, think about
it before you answer. Do you have a favorite section
that always makes your heart beat a little faster? And

(15:19):
you're like, oh, I love this section? Do you have one?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Man, there's so many?

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Daniel? What's your favorite section of groceries?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I'm gonna say the frozen section and.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
The reason absolutely so much to choose from.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
So many different types of pizza in the frozen food section.
I stand there and I'm like, oh my gosh, I
don't even know which one I want. What can I
try today? A stuffed one extra cheese sausage vegetab like
I like one with not real cheese like Amy's has,
like the you know, the people who can't handle cheese.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think the lactose and tolerant.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
People maybe beat me because sometimes I can't handle cheese. Okay,
Then I'm like, oh my gosh, look at this. I
can have cauliflower crust. I don't have to have right
shee see?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Okay, stop stop stop? Do you see what she's doing?
How excited it passion she is? So the freezer section
is not what you meant to say. You meant to
say the pizza frozenes, the frozen pizza sections.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Okay, good, look at that.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
So I know, if ever I want to make daniel giggle,
I'm gonna head over to the frozen pizza section. What
about you, Scary. What's your favorite part of the grocery store.

Speaker 10 (16:20):
Well, what's probably Danielle's nightmare section is my favorite, and
that is the cheese section. All cheese, all the time,
because there's so many different cheeses to choose from, and
you don't know. One could smell really bad, but it
probably tastes so great. So then they give you like samples.
Sometimes that's nice and mild and creamy. I want that one.
Look at you go, Reggiano twenty four months aged. I'm

(16:42):
in bring that all scary. You're taking off to the moon. Man,
you're loving it. I love I love my cheese.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Ladies at the King's in Bedminster, we're best frohen they
see me come in and they slice them up for
Big Daddy Gandhi. If you go to the grocery store,
what what section makes you go? Yes, I can live here.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
I'm gonna piggyback a little on what Danielle's that I like.
The entire frozen food section is so much stuff there
that I didn't even know you could just toss in
a microwave or an air fire and heat up.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I found Mexican street corn. They have Indian food. They
have zucchini.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Noodles, all this stuff that would take me forever to
actually cook on my own. Oh, it's fine, just put
it in the microwave.

Speaker 16 (17:19):
Done.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You'd be surprised what vegetables you can find that are frozen. Well, O,
my god, what about you straight ning? But do you go?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Nobody said the bakery?

Speaker 11 (17:27):
My god, the smells that come out of there, and
a lot of things get done early, So go there early.
And I like to just windows shop. You look at
the donuts, the pastries, and you can look at them.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
You don't have to buy like in bulk. You can
buy like a doughnut, a muffin, you know, like a bagel.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
And if you ask nicely, sometimes They'll fill a donut
with whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh my god, yeah, Sam, what about you? I'm sorry,
go ahead just randomly fill it with jelly. But if
you say, hey, put some butter cream in there, they'll
put some butter it. They do. They take they take
special orders at the make requests like, what's your favorite?
We got to move producer, Sam, where's your favorite?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
I want to say Cereal Isle, just to screw with
Scotty Scotty B.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
What's your favorite part of the store?

Speaker 15 (18:13):
Well, I mean the supermarket's my happy place. I go
up and down every aisle every time I go, but
it's always asle for a shop, right, that is Cereal.
I go there every single time and go from there.
You're to finish.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Perfect Froggy, is it the steak isle for you? What's
your favorite?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
I like the produce section because I'm always amazed at
how they can stack all the apples together and they
get them all up in perfect and then you see
one person wants one like the third under and they
I love the produce section.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You love the cemetries.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
It's got where they're like, you know, watering the fruit
or whatever. Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Alex always brings those hoses out and sprays me in
the store. I'm like, you can't do that.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
See that's fun.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay, are you ready? My favorite section the Goya section
because I love beans. I love all the you can
get the chipotle peppers in adobo sauce which you can
put in chili. They have all the spices, rice, everything

(19:09):
you need to fill your kitchen is in the Goya section.
I just love the Goya section. You'll find me in
the beans if you need. I love it.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
But the thing is, you guys have picked up some
close seconds for me.

Speaker 13 (19:22):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
The frozen food aisle cheese. You're right, they have everything,
including the piece I always stop off and i'd say
hi to the pizzash. Yeah, it's like going to the zoo.
That's the exhibit. I love it.

Speaker 9 (19:31):
But you just reminded me of the ethnic food section,
which has some bangers in there too, Like you can
find noodles that you don't find other places.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Spices.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, I had to buy some mirran the other day.
Mirror Chinese rice wine or vinegar whatever, Chinese rice wine vinegar.
It's kind of sweet. All right. Yeah, okay, so I
guess I've been to the I like how they call
it the ethnic section. Why do you call it that?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
A multiculturalized? It is highlights different food.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
The meat section for you.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, I love the meats absolutely.

Speaker 14 (20:07):
Who doesn't love the meat sausage anyway?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, Goya for me if you need me? Where's Elvis
Goya Aisle five? I mean, it's so stupid people. What
do you guys do for a living? Well, today we
talked about our favorite sections in grocery stores. We really,
we really solved world problems, didn't we. I love it,
no problem. I did it again yesterday. I'm sure we're
all guilty of this, whether you want to admit it
or not. You go online Instagram sometimes X and you

(20:35):
fall into that hole. Oh yeah, have you seen I'm
sure the ads I've seen. We've all seen the one
where you spray that foam down the drain and it
comes like a big snake. Oh yeah, and it cleans
it out. It looks so satisfying, it really does. It's
left tune, no rents cleaner. Yeah, you spray it on

(20:58):
the drain and it's like this eight foot long snake
comes crawling out of your out of your drain with
all that dirt and ick with it. Does Does it work?

Speaker 11 (21:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
I never tried it.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
There's only one way to find out.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Because I'm thinking, you know, because Scotty bees always complaining
about being stopped up, we can shoot this up your butt.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'm not stopped up.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
That's my problem.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh so you already have this stuff going.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hey, have you guys been seriously yesterday? Did any of
you get sucked down a hole for a little while?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Always constantly?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
I man, once I see two animals who are not
actually the same species playing together and petting each other.
Game over, I'm down that hole for probably an hour.
I send Danielle videos. I'm like, look at this, it's
a monkey petting a deer.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
It's a monkey and a goat.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Mine is like little kittens, like and you know, when
they put them in costumes and stuff and I send
them to my son Spencer. I'm like, okay, I can't.
I'm like this, I can't take this. I'm like, oh
my gosh, look at this and the little monkeys, the
little monkeys with the Louis Vauton purse on his back and.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
He's like looking around in my grave.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
I can't I need a monkey someone, Oh monkey.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
No one can disagree with you that it all sounds adorable,
but an hour and a half of it because they
do different.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Things, absolutely, baby pandas how are they even alive?

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I have no idea. They're the stupidest things ever. But
I'll watch them.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I don't know, you know, I'm I'm starting to catch
myself and go, no, no, no stop. You can have five minutes. Yeah,
five minutes, that's all you get watching whatever distortion you're watching,
and that's it. You got to cut yourself off. And
so I try my best. I try my best to
do that.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I do what's your guilty pleasure? Which holes are we
falling down these days?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh? Well, I tell you that that foam you shoot
down your drain that makes that eight foot long snake
come out with all the dirt, That thing is amazing.
I don't know, but you know what I think, out
of all of us, Gandhi and I send the most
trash to each other on Instagram, right on the DMS.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
Yes, there are times where I'll go to send you
a video and then I realized I just spammed you
with like nine in a row, and I really hope
you watch them all. If I ever send you a video,
don't just watch the last one.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Scroll up, Oh you sent me to last night?

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:14):
Hey, When people do that, they only watched the last video,
you said, like, wait a second, these other three were
even more brilliant.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Skip them.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
The guy falling in sync with Phil Collins in the
air tonight.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I've seen in a long time.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
And the woman falling off the office chair in rhythm
to that same song.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
So good, but it's not, It really isn't. It's just
we are so stupid, but we go down there so
but part of me justifies it by saying to myself,
Hey self, this is a moment of just unplugging from
the reality of the world. Just watch the man fall
down the staircase and rhythm to the drum solo a

(23:55):
Phil Collins song.

Speaker 7 (23:58):
I've ever seen those people that are lined up sitting
behind each other and they start with, like say, a
huge bucket of water, and they dump it behind them
into the other person's bucket without looking, and then that
person takes the bucket and tries to dump it behind them,
and by the time they get to the end there's
like no water laugh and it's the I'm like, well

(24:19):
they do it outer there you go, like.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Sprinkle another another hour, thank you, Danielle. Another hour out
of our lives. Yep, sorry, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
I saw one the other day a guy putting baking
soda in his wife's hair dryer. So then when she
turned down a it was hilarious. I'm like, I want
to try that.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Wait, did you see the mother who did something like
that to her son and it caught his head on
fire or something that I did not see.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, but see we can even talk about it for
an hour that even looking.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
The lions who had finally had enough at the circus,
I was like, yeah, lions, you do your thing.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
That's it.

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Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, dare we let Nate host this? Or should
we get a new host today for the feud?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I kind of like Nate doing it because he's so bad.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Wow, it's like you're welcome. I mean, I feel like
American Idol wouldn't be the same without Ryan Seacrest. The
Feud's not the same without Nihing.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Compared, but Seacrest he's great and well, yeah, idle.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
He's so smooth.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't have a tell, but I think Nate's great
Secrets is great.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Nate's great.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Oh you know how we were talking about how we
love things that are cringey. I think this is the
exact demonstration of that.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay, think this through. What if just out of nowhere,
Diamond came in and hosted the feud? How fun would
that be?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
You want her to do it?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think it'd be fun, But no one else is
agreeing to me, so.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
I think she too would be terrible.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
Yeah, oh no, I think I think if we let
somebody else do it, then we would think Nate's great.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh maybe, Oh, that's not nice to say that about
our diamonds. She maybe what if she is the next
superstar in a game show hosting?

Speaker 7 (26:25):
That would be.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Great, saying Diamond, I'm saying anybody. I just don't think
Nate's that terrible. I don't think if anybody else tried
to do it, it would be miserable. And we go, yeah,
you know what, Nate's pretty damn good. Let's hold on,
Nate Frog. You think Nate's not that terrible? And they
let you program a radio station. Thanks for the complidence
there for rog. I didn't say I was doing good
at it. He just let me do it. I'm not
saying I'm good.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
They're going to rename our station in Jacksonville ninety seven
nine Cringe FM. All right, well, here we go.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
I next time, you should she actually has to be a.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Contestant. Ready to go. No, we don't need a contestant.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
We just have it here in the room.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh wait, we are the contestants satisfaction, we are the world.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Yeah that's right, Well let's go.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here we go. But she has to play, so name
the team? All right, so we have these I insist
on being on Diamond's team. No, you screwed me up.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm sorry, I've already made the team.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I have a sus Sorry, it's gonna happen that way.
What's your suggestions?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Shouldn't she be able to pick her team? Okay, fine, there,
you can't say no.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Pick your team.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Let's go. I'm gonna take Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
And because he said that he wanted to be on
my team, let's go.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
With you will regret this, but I love being on
your team.

Speaker 11 (27:44):
Please for the other team then, Diamond, I'm also going
to let you pick the other team then as well,
who do you want to compete against.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Let's go with Scotty because he's a loser, and Danielle
because she'll make.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Him a little bit better. Thank you, And let's go
with Froggy Scary.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Sit this one out.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Hold on, I gotta I gotta tell you know, scary
music comes up with the winning answers.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Over me for you, Scary is good.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Just over there and push the buttons.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
All right, Team Diamond, here we go. Ready.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Question number one. We pulled a thousand audience members here
in a huge Levis straant in the morning show studios.
The question name something you do in a hotel room but.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Not at home. Yes, oh it's not it's Diamond. She's
leading this team they're doing.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Oh sorry, Oh okay, Well, I'm thinking of like parents
who have young children who can't get it on, so
maybe have sex have sex.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
You do in a hotel room, but not at home.
Show me sex.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Our team.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Wait because because the button pusher pushed the bell.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
They did this with his hand.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
He gave you.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You had one job.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
By the way, that's that's wrong. Everyone has sex in
hotel room, but with themselves.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's not in our audio only if you're drink.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Okay, Team loser, Scotty Be, they do something you do
in a hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Top five answers on the board.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
I know what I do, but I don't think that
would be there.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Say it.

Speaker 15 (29:28):
No, I'm going to say, take a super long shower,
super long shower.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Let's get ready this deal. Hold on, hold on, showers
on there and sex. Isn't this only stupid people?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
You're talking to your audience? All right, So team loser,
you have control of the board. We're going to the
second loser, Danielle. Danielle needs something you do in a
hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
I'm gonna say, you don't make your bed, don't make Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a good answer, good answer, but no, it's not
not dumb as Sorry people. You know what I combine.
I combine everything. I have sex wild they're making me
up in the bed.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 11 (30:11):
The third loser, Froggy, name something you do in a
hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Shave your pribes.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Yes, that's good, get those everywhere.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yes, this is a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's what I was.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
This is the biggest response.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
And Scotty Bee was also going to say that.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, let me see that. Listen it says shave your
pa another region number five.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Show us where you sourced this, mate, I.

Speaker 11 (30:35):
Would never reveal my sources. Okay, So back to Scotty B.
Name something you do in a hotel room but not
at home.

Speaker 15 (30:41):
I'm thinking, uh, like thermostat Wise you just don't care
about it and leave the air or heat on or whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Especially the cheap people like you.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
Yes, that's all. Number set the thermostat to very hot
or very cold. You got two responses left. Back to you, Danielle,
Name something you do in a hotel room but not
at home.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
I say, you make a mess because at home you're
need But in the hotel room you don't care. You
leave crap everywhere.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You know what, I'll give that to you. Food in bed,
that's definitely the same. That's judge is not the same.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I am judge Jerry, an executioner.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
I say it's you're okay, you're giving me the answer,
and I'm telling you it's not.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, okay the executioner, you're executing our rating. Okay, you
got another buzz, give him another buzzy.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Answer.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
You get a buzz, there's one more. Then you got
one more to you froggy name speeding.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Bed that one.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
This is stupid.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
This is one of the worst hosts actually, and going
back to either you know.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I told you people I didn't want it to host
the show. You didn't listen to me.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
We did good.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
The crew is spoken, So Scotti b you have one.
Let names something you do in the hotel room but
not at home.

Speaker 15 (31:59):
I don't think it will be worded like this, but
but hole the sheets like naked naked in the bed.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, no, it must be a direct quote right, naked everywhere.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Don't get loosey goosey with this.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, So I have a few can we can talk
together talk either either order room service or watch porn.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I was thinking both of those, but I was thinking
room service more.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, you know what if they can be so loosey
goosey with their answers. Our answer is, even though I'm
not the host, it's it's it's a it's you, Diamond.
What do you think Diamond?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh, I'm I'm clocked out of this one. I knew
that the first thing was wrong, and I'm still thinking
about that.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Do you want to hint?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Who I would say order room service while watching porn?

Speaker 17 (32:48):
Do you have to?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Okay? In hotel rooms? Do you have to order porn?
Or is it just like there?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Sometimes it depends on the hotel, ascott.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Elvis. You could say, order things you wouldn't order at home.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Yes, an answer, and then Nate's stupid system it has
to he has.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
To give it to us off a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
At this point, if if I say order something you
wouldn't order her home, that would be poorn in room service.
That's the answer. Yes, okay, that that's you were wrong
five minutes ago, and you're wrong now. Sorry, it's not.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
You want to know what the number one response was,
were a robe?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I wear robes at home every day. A lot of
people like Tony Soprana that fuzzy.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You want to continue or do you want to call
it quits?

Speaker 18 (33:35):
So when did we win yes, that was the worst
ever shot again abuse name.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Did you see what happened? It was so bad that
leader of our team wouldn't even talk enjoyed in that's
how bad.

Speaker 16 (33:59):
Your game was.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
I would like to pull something out here. Nate's sitting
there talking about.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
One hundred people surveyed. I want to see the survey
because I believe this came from the brain of Nate.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
Will never.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Say that nobody survey.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
There's no way some of these answers were on there.
There's just no way unless they.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Okay, okay, okay is the perfect answer. Because when you
go to hotel room you don't make your bed and
you do you're normally at home. That should have been
the number one answer.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Maybe one of the thousand people said that.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
It just wasn't one of the order room service. You
can do that at home. That's the most obvious of answer.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
It doesn't even exist at home rooms.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
You guys can You can keep making fun of me,
but the answer is that the team.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Loser, will you know, wipe yourself on the curtains should
have been there because that's scary, says he is the topic.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I don't do it. I'm just saying touch the curtains because.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Other people people do it.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Okay, sorry, coffee machine, the coffee.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Yeah, don't put your junk in the coffee machine.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Those curtains never get clean.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
This is a mess.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Are you guys done?

Speaker 17 (35:07):
All?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
We're all done?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
After that?

Speaker 7 (35:10):
That was awful.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
It is It was totally awful.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
It was, but it was fun though, for who make
a mess.

Speaker 11 (35:19):
Yes, half of the fun is making fun of me.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I realized that is true.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
We do enjoy that.

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Speaker 1 (36:29):
Quick question, I want you to think about it. What
is something you thought would be really easy to do,
but when you did it, it was the most difficult thing. Oh,
just think it through that. You got a great text
from Wayne. Hi.

Speaker 14 (36:43):
Wayne, Hey, Elvis, how are you doing well?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
So Wayne is with Kristen and they're driving from Saint
Louis to New Jersey with a cryotherapy chamber in the
back of their giant trailer. Wow. This is the first
for me talking to someone who's driving across the country
the cryotherapy chamber. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Why are you doing this?

Speaker 19 (37:04):
It's the first for us as well. We never drove
trailer before, so it's really fun. We're doing this because
cryotherapy can help in so many ways. It helps people
struggle with addiction, people with pain, a holistic way to
help heal. We work with a lot of people who
struggle with rheumatoriathritis, which is why I opened it for
my mom. She was on multiple medications, had mobility issues,

(37:28):
and within three sessions she was doing amazing. They are
only three minutes each. We work with a lot of
people with addiction as well, and it's simply amazing because
you boost so many endorphins while you do it. Eight
hundred calories in three minutes too.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
So cryotherapy, if you're wondering what it is, I mean,
imagine hopping into a coffin, right sort of with.

Speaker 19 (37:50):
We cooled, We cooled the body tamber. We cooled the
body temperature down about thirty degrees.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Right, It's a coffin filled with cold water, and you
close it, you stay warm. You say dry it completely dry.
It's dry. Oh it's a cryotherapy. Was what's the one
with water? I'm thinking, what's the other one?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
A cold puns? You're thinking a cold fun.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Well anyway, so okay, back to cryotherapy. It's a it's
a dry coffin.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Is that the thing that they said wealt Disney?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Was no, no, no, no no. That's where they cut
his head off and freeze it. Oh, so you're not
cutting people's heads off and throwing them in a freezer.
Are you, Wayne, No, not yet, Okay, So cryotherapy describe
describe the chamber in Layman's terms so we can understand.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Go ahead.

Speaker 19 (38:36):
It looks like a stand up tanning bed that your
head sticks out of, and then we fill it with
nitrogen gas. The nitrogen gas cools the body temperage down
about thirty degrees, taking away your pain and inflammation.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Right, inflammation is what's killing us. Inflammation is the.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Kill is the cause of most disease.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, So what is the one where you float in
the water that's a float tank?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Isn't that sensory deprivation? Is that what you're thinking?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I don't know. I'm so confused. Are you thinking of
the cold pluy? And what's the thing Danielle is talking
about where they cut off Walt Disney's head and do
it in a freezer?

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Yeah, but they liked, you know, didn't they.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Like cryogenics, And so it's cryo but not therapy, just genics. Yeah,
you don't want to get the address of that appointment. Okay,
But there's more to this story. So Wayne is with
Kristen and they're driving from Saint Louis to New Jersey
with the cryotherapy uh chamber in the back of a trailer.

(39:28):
You've never driven a trailer. You're coming to New Jersey,
the East coast. Now why are you coming here? Are
you starting a business here? Oh?

Speaker 19 (39:36):
Yeah, we have a store in Asbury Park called Cryo Lee,
and we're opening another store in Red Banking, Jersey. And
we're doing this because it's mobile so we can bring
it to you.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh wow. So our goal, yeah, our goal.

Speaker 19 (39:47):
Is to be able to go to like corporations and
do corporate wellness and then bring it to schools and
do character buildings.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
But I know, but you're doing it down the Jersey Shore.
This is something Snookie should have been a part of.
She could have used it. We love anyway, So I
love this. I love that you're starting, that, you're growing
a business, You're going to a whole new part of
the country. You're traveling with a trailer behind your truck.
I mean, you're doing a lot of firsts. And I

(40:14):
think that's what we should all be striving to do.
We should always striving to do something new and different.
I think that's great.

Speaker 19 (40:21):
Yeah, And one thing like I learned is like I
heard a really good podcast, and ladies like my dad
used to ask me every day what did I fail
at today? And if she didn't say anything, he wouldn't
really give a reaction, but if she failed at something,
he would really praise her. And I feel that's a
new way for us to look at things. Beca if
we're not failing, we're not trying well exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
And a lot of people are so afraid of failure,
me included. I mean, look, you know, no one wants
to fail, but when you do fail, you learn you
need to learn. You don't think about it as like
a big blip of negativity in your life. You think
about it is okay, This is an opportunity to learn
what I could have done differently, or what I need
to be doing differently altogether, I mean something different. So anyway,

(41:02):
I love that you're doing this. And when you land
in New Jersey, would you get in touch with us
and we'd love to hook you up. I'd like to
stand I'd like to stand in your chamber for a minute,
if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (41:14):
Absolutely, that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh there's Kristin.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Hi, Kristin, I thought you were taking a nap Hey, no,
we just.

Speaker 16 (41:21):
Stopped off with some refreshment. I'm you know, the legwork.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Nice question for a friend.

Speaker 11 (41:27):
What what does a guy do with his package when
he's being subjected to sub zero temperatures?

Speaker 8 (41:33):
One time?

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Someone to put a sock on it?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Put a sock on it?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Does he the problem take care of itself? What doesn't
the problem take care of itself?

Speaker 16 (41:43):
I mean you could go No, you definitely need to
cover it.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Well, you could freeze and fall off.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, you get proper down there, and you're really.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Damn it was possible.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I don't not even listen even try it. Well, look,
thank you so much for spending time.

Speaker 16 (42:00):
With Todio brown Burn.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Only to seat and I'm listen to you.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Be very careful on the road and drive safe. Okay,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (42:09):
Thank God, have a good one.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
There you go, Wayne and Kristen driving around with a
cryotherapy chamber in the back of their trailer. What are
you doing today? Seriously? Text me now what weird? I'm
not saying that was weird? What unusual thing are you
doing right now? But wait, I brought up a topic.
It's a going to go what what did you think
was easy? To do, but once you did it, you're like, no,

(42:34):
I was very wrong.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Do you have one?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah yeah frog go.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
So when I was when I was a kid and
was always out in the water, my friends could always
barefoot water ski, I'm like, God, it's not that hard.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
You just stand up and just do it. Oh yeah,
that went bad. Yeah yeah, it's much much, much harder
than it looks.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I would think it would be. What about you, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (42:54):
So I have two What is French braiding hair? I
cannot figure it out for the life of me. I
watched it choreos. It looks so easy, but nope. The
other is knitting and crocheting. My mom has been trying
to teach me because she makes all these really cool things.
I cannot figure it out. I'm like, nope, it's too hard.
I can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Okay, Yeah, I would think those would be difficult too.
I would never think either of them was easy. Scary
real quick.

Speaker 10 (43:17):
What do you got when my brother, well, when he
was younger, he used to skateboard and he's like, dude,
he goes, you could do it too, And he tried
to get me to skateboarding. I fell in my ass
several times. It's not a good thing, so it's not
for everyone.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I thought it was gonna be easy. I'm like, yeah,
I'm just gonna jump on and just roll down this hill.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Okay, here's mine riding a mechanical bull.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh now you're like, well what, Yeah, you just sit
on it and get a grip of the handle and
it goes really slow. Then it turns and I fall
off within the first two seconds, and and you were like, well,
it's moving slowly. Why are you falling off? Because you
just do it because it turns and twists your body
and weird gyrations and yeah, riding a mechanical bull. And

(43:59):
I gotta tell you all the above, crocheting, skiing without skis,
riding a skateboard, and what was yours? Well, I've got
I've got several. Give me your number one favorite. Okay,
playing a piano.

Speaker 11 (44:14):
I thought it would be so easy, and then I
could never get past Oscar the Octopus. When I was
doing that, You know that that kids primer on how
to play right play this song.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Oscar the Octopus.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I never learned. And I can play a piano, never
learned Oscar the Octopus. But I think all of the
above are very difficult. Playing a piano is not easy
at all. No, but you know once you get started,
whoa raising children?

Speaker 7 (44:36):
People are texting in Oh yeah, that's definitely not easy.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
There's no manual for that.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
No, being an adult right, going to the driving range?
Oh I can't. I can't hit a golf ball to
save my life either. I cannot golf. Froggy And people
that try to teach me they lose patience quickly.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
I've been playing for a long time and I sucked too.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
So no, you don't, you're good. Well, here's a difficult
day for jen Hi jam Hi. Hello, So you have
a difficult thing to do today? You want to tell
everyone about it? What do you have to do?

Speaker 19 (45:07):
So?

Speaker 20 (45:08):
I have to fire my first employee, and I'm so
nervous about it because I'm a nice person and I'm
just freaking out.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Don't freak out. It's a part of it. I mean,
you're so you're I'm assuming you're in management.

Speaker 20 (45:23):
Newly Yeah, a week ago.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
But you know you want to practice on Nate practice?
Can you let let Nate go? Just fire him.

Speaker 20 (45:37):
I'm sorry, You've murdered too many people, and I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You know what you're You're probably gonna surprise yourself at
how well you get through this. But I know your
heart's beating, you got butterflies in your stomach. It's it's
it's got to be nerve racking.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Now, wait, do they have do they deserve to be
let go? Or is it just something that unfortunately has
to happen.

Speaker 20 (45:58):
Yeah, between attitude this is and like calling out last minute,
Oh okay, it's nothing warranted.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
All right, Well it's time to move on. You know
when I when I sit down at the boss's desk
and the first words out of their mouth is, you know, Elvis,
this is never easy. Oh god, here's do you There's
also there's a level of guilt in there, Isn't there
a little bit? Oh yeah, yeah, here's the thing about that,
and I'll address that.

Speaker 12 (46:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
And this may sound kind of cold, but what you're
about to do is release them to go find another
job and another opportunity, and you wish them well. The
thing is that you have to trust that they're going
to be okay without you, without you protecting them from unemployment.
And you know, being fired is just a sad reality.

(46:49):
And you know I've been fired many times and probably
at the end of today, no let go. But it
is you know, I had to let someone go because
of money issues. And a friend of mine said, why
are feeling so guilty about this? Is because I want
to protect the people that work for us, you know,
I want to make sure everyone's okay. Well, and I
know we have they have to go. You know, I

(47:09):
understand that. And his words to me were, you know what,
get off your high horse and stop thinking that you're
the only thing that's keeping this person afloat and alive.
They have a brain, they are smart, they are gonna
be okay, don't think that you are You're so great
and powerful that you're their own, their only hope in life.

(47:31):
And I'm like, okay, I.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Think it's like an it's an empathy thing too.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, your there choose Oh absolutely, yeah, of course. And
it's it's a it's a it's a rough road out there,
but listen, best of luck to you, Jen, and uh
do what you gotta do, and uh, you know what,
let us know Texas tomorrow and let us let us
know that you're doing. Okay, give us a thumbs up. Okay, Well,
he's got take it easy. Bye bye, what's up, Nate?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
It is never easy.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
I mean I've been let go twice and it's but
do I think back on that guy that fired me
the first time and think do I hate him?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I am?

Speaker 11 (48:07):
I glad he did it, Yes, yeah, because you know what,
it made me who I am today and I learned
lessons from that and here I am now.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
I feel bad for the messengers, like you know, like
if it's not the person who's really doing the firing,
but they're unfortunately been put in the position to let
you know, and have you packed that one box? I
feel bad for them because they're they're the one who's
gonna get the blunt of your nastiness.

Speaker 13 (48:31):
Looks funny to me, it's funny. Do you ever sense
of humor? Tell Visterin in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
And people out there have ends to meet, they have
kids to feed, and I it's not good. It's not good.
It's it's it is not to make fun of the line,
but it isn't easy to let people go. You knows,
Scary has never been fired.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I think my lucky stars that I've never ever been
fired from a job.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Can you see me after the sharpley.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Let's not stark knock on wood, scared knock.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
On wood, as they say, I don't know that, as
they say, you know, and I know this is cliche,
but when one door closes, another opens, like you're saying,
you were glad you got fired because other opportunities came
your way. I was working at Q one O two
in Philly, where we're now doing the morning show. They
fired me, and I needed a job, and I got

(49:21):
a job at a little station in New York called
Z one hundred. It was the only job I could get.
You would not be here unless you got fired from there,
exactly right, exactly, thank you, thank you, whoever you are,
you ahole who fired me, I wouldn't be here. And
then I tried to get fired from Z one hundred, and.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
What you did?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I remember that they wouldn't fire me. I had a
job offered to go across the street to k t U.
I was gonna go work with Rue Paul and do
a morning show. Yeah, I know they're gonna and I
was ready to go, and then the boss, Tom Paulman says,
you're not going anywhere. We're gonna move you to the
morning show. I'm like, no worst idea ever. So they said, well,

(50:06):
you're under contract, you can't go across the street. You
got to do the morning show. I'm like, I don't
want to do a morning show. It will never work.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I stop to think about how life would have been different.
I mean you would have never started.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yes, it would have been awesome doing a morning show
with Rue Paul.

Speaker 13 (50:22):
How do you know?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Maybe it wouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I wouldn't be standing here today, us not my problems.
Where would scary be? Don't need the grilled sergeant. I
don't care. I don't care what you'd be doesn't And
I say that, I say that for a reason. It
doesn't matter, because it didn't happen.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Right, and you wouldn't have known him, so it wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Have mattered exactly. You couldn't blame me for your failure.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
I got fired from McDonald's. I think that if I hadn't,
I might have been like owning all these McDonald's now
and running the ship and everything.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Who knows it would be Danielle's McDonald you might have
been anyway, So here we are. They didn't fire me,
so now we're stuck together. Anyway. I like this text.
One time I was fired and I thanked them. I said,
you know, this is the best news I've had all day.
Thank you so much. Can I leave now? They said
it was a stressful job and I needed the push

(51:20):
to get out. Some people getting fired completely devastated. They're saying, wow,
of course, Oh this is interesting. I worked for my dad.
He had to fire me. Can you imagine firing your kid.
Go to your room, don't come back to the office
you fired.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
This is one of those you make the call phone taps.
We love these. Oh yeah, we just connect you with
whoever you want a phone tap and let you do
all the work. It's all up to you.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike. We got this
pool and stowed a couple of weeks ago, and he
wanted no part of this pool. So anything that we
can do to try to get him fired up about
the pools falling down or something like that, he'll go nothing,
lose his mind. Go Mike. Yeah, Oh my god, you're
never gonna believe what I did.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
What you do?

Speaker 13 (52:19):
I went outside to mow the lawn, and oh, my god,
what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I ran into the pool to put the pool into
the pool.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I ran into the butt just to the pool, and
it made a crack in the pool.

Speaker 19 (52:31):
Dang, let me ask you something. Why are you trying to.

Speaker 13 (52:34):
Mold a lawn because it needed to be mowed. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
I was trying to take help me out with the
work in the yacht and stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (52:42):
Well, don't you know every time you try to do
something you something happened.

Speaker 19 (52:46):
He tried to mold a long list and you put
the gash with the oil, you tried to weed wack,
you pulled the things.

Speaker 13 (52:52):
Why are you two doing things.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Like that for I'm just trying to help you.

Speaker 16 (52:55):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Maybe I could like, hie, well the pool's done.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Go the pool people.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
It was broke.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
What he was a warranty like?

Speaker 16 (53:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (53:06):
There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
What could you do it?

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Boke?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
It's coming out?

Speaker 16 (53:10):
Are we gonna do? I'm not a pool guy.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Pull the pool people?

Speaker 13 (53:13):
What pool people?

Speaker 4 (53:14):
The place that we bought it from? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
It's like all flooded.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
It's gonna flood.

Speaker 16 (53:21):
Yeah, the whole yard's gonna flood.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Oh my god. The water is like I think it's
going like into the pinion coop or something.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
It's gonna flood the whole neighborhood. Do you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Well? What am I gonna do about the birds in
the back?

Speaker 13 (53:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (53:35):
I have no idea.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
How could you do something like that?

Speaker 13 (53:39):
I don't understand you, Like, what are you trying to
move a loaf for?

Speaker 19 (53:43):
You?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Just move on?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I just thought I would help you, always cleaning the hand.

Speaker 13 (53:48):
You're not helping me by doing things like that. You're
not helping me.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I tried to tell you that already, didn't I know?

Speaker 16 (53:54):
I told you that would you pulled the thing out
and you're putting oil in the gage?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Oh my god? Now the freaking the water is all
above the outlet, and the spark's coming out of.

Speaker 13 (54:03):
The pigeon coop.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 19 (54:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something that's.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Oh my god, damn you, I'm plugging nothing plugged in.

Speaker 19 (54:14):
Oh, he'll get away from it and get the got
it there.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Oh my god, No, don't even call him back.

Speaker 16 (54:20):
Doom, I'm working, Okay, No.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 16 (54:23):
I'll shut the break the horse downstairs.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
And get the got in the yard.

Speaker 13 (54:29):
What you doin?

Speaker 19 (54:32):
What the are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Michael who tapped get the.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Guy to make me have a heart attack over here.

Speaker 13 (54:45):
With that ship Elvis Terran phone tap.

Speaker 10 (54:50):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 13 (54:54):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Of Asking for a Friend. Would you care if you
dated a guy who had flawless hair It looked real
and natural, but it wasn't. Would you be okay with that?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
In which respect? Like it it could peel off his
head by accident.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Let's say he never told you you're dating some guy
and you don't even think about his hair as not
being real because it's so perfect. Would you have an
issue with him not telling you?

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Like out of the shoot. Yeah, Like on our first date,
I gotta tell you my hair is a piece. This
is a squirrel on my head.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
This is a tough one.

Speaker 13 (55:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
I think it's partially dishonest. However, women self included, use
fake hare all the time. So and I don't think
that women run around telling you.

Speaker 13 (55:50):
I mean I do.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
If anyone ever compliments my hair, I'm like, God, that's
not real. But I don't know it's a double standard.

Speaker 7 (55:55):
I think that guys are so sensitive about their hair
and it's so important to them, and they get so
upset when a lot of them lose it, and it's
you know, I don't think i'd be mad. I think
i'd be like, I'd understand, well, so.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
If things got hot and heavy, and you know, I.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
Mean, if things that hot Nevian it came off in.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
My hand, exactly.

Speaker 13 (56:14):
About it.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I take a step back, Yeah, because you're you're grabbing
his head and forcing it here and there, thinking it
comes off in your hand.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Right, Suddenly there's a raccoon in your paul like.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
But you know, if the relationship turned into something, yeah,
there would be a disclosure.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
I would think you were old.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
I don't know, just asking as a guy, what do
you think as far as the honesty or dishonesty about it.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Uh, well, I don't know. I'm just I'm just kind
of curious.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
I mean, are you what do you mean asking for
a for a friend whose hair fell off in your head?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Don't you love it? We got so crazy, pulled his
hair right off his head. Here's another one. You're around
on a date, you find out that it's a convicted
murderer you're sitting across from. But it's now out. You
know what point should they tell you? Yeah? No, hold on. Now,

(57:06):
let's say I was convicted of murder and I got
out of jail. I'm out of prison, I served my time.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
But you're convicted. So it was a bad murder.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Well, any murder, it's probably pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
But it was not a self defense murder.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I don't know. Okay, Okay, let's say it's a self defense.
It wouldn't be murder if it self defense went.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Okay, Let's say in self defense, I took a live okay,
and I went to prison and served time and I'm
out and now I'm out with you on a date. No, no, people, really,
so I have to wear that badge I have to
wear that badge at all times. I have to have
the the scarlet A is that what it is? On
the on the on my Yeah.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
I think people should be given the correct facts about
somebody and then allowed to decide for themselves.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Is this something I'm into or not.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
I think that there are still people out there who
would happily date a convicted self defense killer or whatever
it is that we're talking about who is in prison.
I think there are people who would do that, But
I don't think you should hide it from someone and
take away their choice.

Speaker 19 (58:03):
No.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest with
the little bracelet, and I remember it was like date
one or date two that I asked him, Hey, what's
going on, Like where are your parents? Like, tell me
about your parents, And he came right out and they said, well,
my dad's up for possibly killing my mom, Like it
was a whole big thing.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
But I still dated him.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Beautiful children the same guy. It's yeah, Nate, what Okay?

Speaker 11 (58:29):
I think we've all been out of the dating game
for too long, because do you realize what happens when
somebody meets somebody else, They do a deep dive on
that other person. They they have friends that have background
check information, they have logins, they go deep on people
before they.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Even sit down for drinks.

Speaker 19 (58:48):
Google.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yes. So I sit down on a date with you
and I say, Okay, it's nice meeting you, thanks for
inviting me out. But I'm gonna say right now, I
did some looking that hair is not real to go
on the day because you're like, he's that hair is
not real.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
I have a question that what does it bother guys
when women have fake hair? Are you guys like, what
the hell like if it just comes out, its like
independently hanging on a hook or something.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Okay, then then then closed? Uh yeah, we got to
run here. Scary.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
What I just want to say, similarly to people who
are not allowed to be around children, then that's why
it should be disclosed.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Same exact thing.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Well, yeah, that's that's different.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Different, Like you're banned from places.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I'm saying, these people need to wear that badge.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
But that's in the same vein as a murderer.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
No it's not.

Speaker 12 (59:35):
Not.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
If it's a self defense killer, No, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
If you are a pedophile, I don't want you near
my kids. Right, I'm sorry, Maybe I'm a little sensitive
about that.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
I don't say, Hey, I wasn't convicted. It was just manslaughter,
Like just so you know, it was defense. Like how
are you even bringing Yeah, like.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
You accidentally ran someone over with your car, right, okay,
you're probably not going to do that.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Aga out molester.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Hell time, I can't be with a school. We got
to go to a different restaurant, right yeah, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
There, scary Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I just want to say, if you, if you murder somebody,
I need to know about that. I have a right
to know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Whether and then do you do you have a right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I think you should definitely know.

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
But I don't think murderers and pedophiles are necessarily in
the same case.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
And I'm talking first date. I'm not talking like would
I marry you. I'm saying, on the first date, do
you need an murderer? Right there?

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
I mean, I know if I should pursue this with you,
and I should have the option whether or not I could.
There are tons of people that would date to morn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
It's first date. If you stan a question, hold on
a second, it's a first date. If you know that
there's a pursuit going on, then I can say, Okay,
I gotta let you know, but that's.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
A pretty big thing. It's not a tiny thing like
you don't like bacon. Like this is a big thing,
you know.

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
What I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Come on, what's that froggy? Well, when do you think
it's appropriate to tell somebody that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I think if if there are feelings, you think this
is gonna go somewhere, then yeah, absolutely, before we ordered dinner,
I want to let you know I'm a murderer. So
what would you like? Nothing that needs a night, any
food allergies.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
I just think before we even go out on a date,
that's something we should discuss. That's a big thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
I have friends that do deep dives on people before
I do, and I'd be really mad if my friend
Ashley found out that my date was a killer before
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
So I think you have to tell people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Hello, Alison, Hi, how are you guys to Well? I
love that you're wrong with this. I'm gonna go ahead
read your text. Alison said, my husband is an ex felon,
ex addict and everything, and I haven't gotten more than
lunch attention in eighth grade. Not gonna lie. Freak me
out hearing the info on the first date, but there

(01:01:52):
are multiple dates after that, there were and now he's
your husband.

Speaker 16 (01:01:56):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I I didn't know this going
into him. I had been talking to him for a
while and we went on our first date. He gave
me all the info right there. He wanted to say
it in person, tell me his whole history. Funny enough.
We went to go see The Joker that day, and

(01:02:16):
we all know how.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
So I went home.

Speaker 17 (01:02:21):
I was very nervous. He even went in for a
first kiss, and I even avoided it and gave him
a hug because I was so nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
So was he Was he murder?

Speaker 19 (01:02:32):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:02:32):
No, no, no, nothing like that. It was, uh, you know,
like kind of breaking bad situations.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Okay, okay, go if you found out on that date
that he was in for murder, would it have changed
your mind?

Speaker 19 (01:02:52):
You know?

Speaker 16 (01:02:53):
Possibly?

Speaker 17 (01:02:54):
But just the way that we had connected so much,
and how how amazing of a person he really is,
and and the person.

Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
That I got to know, I mean I just fell
for him for everything that he was and not everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Okay, So it didn't bother that he was in a
mobile home in the desert, cooking up crack in the
kitchen he's good. I wouldn't say, okay, is it.

Speaker 16 (01:03:22):
Made him a great person? So I really can't say
anything about this exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
That's my point. It's each situation is different. You can't really.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I think it depends on what you're in for. To
be honest, if you sat there and told me you
were a murderer, I think it would be different if
then if you were in for something else.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Let me give you a scenario. Then here here we go.
Let's say someone hurts my kid and I turn around
and put a bullet through their head. I'm not a murderer.
Would you still date me for doing it?

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
It's all They're all different, And people.

Speaker 16 (01:03:55):
Get convicted as predators and stuff like that.

Speaker 17 (01:03:58):
I mean, it's just one of those situations where you
have to look at the whole picture and really see,
you know, was it malice that they were doing this
for or is it a different circumstance exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
If you're a vigilante, then that's different.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
Yeah, people get convicted all the time too. That didn't
necessarily do it. We get a lot of Jill mel
letters here. Not one of them did what they were convicted.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
That's what they're saying. None you gotta roll, Allison, thank
you for listening and all the best to you. Okay,
thank you, Love you guys, I love you more, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Boys, my microphone's falling apart.

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Speaker 13 (01:05:01):
This is Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Froggy being from the South, I have you've run across
this last night phrase is only Southerners? Yeah, the number
one on the list is the one that Froggy uses
all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Let me guess what it is because I have not
seen the list, But let me guess. Go Like, if
I'm gonna do something, I'm fixing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
To do it. Yes, yeah, you're not Is that wrong?
You're not about to eat you're fixing to eat?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Do you pronounce it what the ax? Or you say
finna eat?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Fixing, fixing? We can say it by the way. I've
heard it both ways.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I'm fixing to leave, I'm fixing to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
But yeah, but fixing, you know, it's more of like
you put a screwdriver and fix it, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
No, it means I'm preparing exactly what I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I'm from. I'm from the land of the South. I
say fixing to all the time too.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
I also think that y'all is proper. It's you and all.
It's a conjunction, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
A polite way to tell someone you're fixing to leave
is you say, let me let you go. We do
that if you're on the phone, Hey, let me let
you go. Okay, I'll let you let me go. Plum
like I'm plumb tuckered out. My neighbor's plumb crazy. You
guys never used the word plumb.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
No, I don't think I've ever used plumb like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Nate would because he's from Erie used the word plum.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
We use the F word.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, I'm going. Oh, and when grandma wants a kiss,
what does she ask you for? Give me some sugar,
Give me some sugar. Another thing you'll hear us so
that I say, I tell you what? I tell you
what before you say something like like Alex from State Island,

(01:06:43):
he uses the you want to hear something funny? Or
hey you want Now he'll go, hey you want to laugh?
I mean, okay, he's about to say something that justnake
me laugh. He'll say it and I don't laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
It's not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What's that name?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
No, that's that's uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Every time he speaks he says that one of my favorite.
My dad used to say it a rooster one day,
a feather duster the next.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
It has a good meaning to it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, you know, don't brag about what you have because
it could all go away.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Oh is that what it means?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I Also, he's the same guy that would say, don't
piss in my boots and tell me it's raining. My
dad used that one all that time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
That's what lying, right, don't lie to me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Yeah, don't don't try to screw me on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Judy uses that a lot. Well, don't peel my leg
and tell me it's raining.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yeah exactly. I love it. So when I moved to
New York. I would say things like, y'all and I'm
fixing to do this and do that, and I've lost
all of those and I feel like I've lost I've
lost my culture a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Bring what's that when somebody from the South wants to
say something mean about someone, they will start it with
bless her heart?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Exactly. Yeah, Southern every says bless your heart. That means
f you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
And every day of the week is missing the A
at the end of the day, right Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
Yeah, yeah, my mom says that Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Anyway, but you know what, I was reading that list.
I kind of miss home a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Anyway, Now I'm a New Yorker.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Now, you say, to f war, I say the word
every other word, bless your heart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You say, hey, not for nothing, but yeah, I think
it's very important that we recognize a few people on
our show, maybe just one in particular, the most manly.
That's why it's now. Uh, well, I think you and
Danielle are okay, okay, it's now time for many pageant.

(01:08:39):
Now there are a series of questions and comments between
Danielle and Gandhi with all of the men of the
morning show. We will we will crown mister Manley people
when mister Manley doesn't have to be a man to
say it. But all right, so who's who are our contestants?

(01:09:01):
Go ahead, gone to your in charge.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
I would say, Froggy, you Nate Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
We should probably.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Throw Diamond in the mix because she's right over there.
I would say, Danielle and myself. But where we're ughing,
So we're going to take ourselves out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Okay, Danielle, thank Scottie. But I don't we can hear him, No,
we can't hear him.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Hey, Danielle, what are you looking for?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
As far as the contestants go and the Mister Manley.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
Pageant, I'm looking for the answer of these questions, honestly,
and I want you know there are certain questions, you know,
maybe about things you do every day, maybe some manscaping questions,
maybe some vulnerability questions.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah, yeah, I tell you what. You know what, if
you want to vote along as we go, you can
text your your pageant favorite at fifty five one hundred.
So well, we'll have the popular vote in the in
studio judge vote. All right, here we go. It's now
time for the Mister Manley pageant. Take it away.

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
I have one one quick question. Since this is a pageant,
are we doing a bathing suit portion?

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Gentlemen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
All right? Shut those shirts off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Baby, you don't want to see what's under me yet.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
All right, Daniel, you go first? If your first?

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
Okay, So, first question, if you were stuck on the
side of the road, would you change the tire or
do you have to call someone to help you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
May Yeah, yeah, I would call someone to help me,
but I do know how to change a tire. But
I'm a man of convenience.

Speaker 7 (01:10:32):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
I would change a tire.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Okay, scary.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
I would sit in my car patiently and call BMW
roadside assistance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Okay, it's weird because you don't have a BMW. That's
kind of strange.

Speaker 19 (01:10:51):
I do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
I'm Nathaniel.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
I would definitely change the tire, and in fact, I
would probably do it in record time.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
How about can we take away a point for conceitedness?

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Yes, happiness curious?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Who's going to come in second on this?

Speaker 13 (01:11:06):
Please?

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
What about diamond? Is diamonds in here? Diamond diamonds and
you hear, what would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
No, I'm calling my dad, maybe your maybe your dad
should win the mister man.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
All right, all right, so that round, Froggy got a point,
Elvis got half a point. Nate got negative two. Scary
negative one, diamond negative one.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
No, that's no, you don't get a while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Now, this isn't a mister a whole contest.

Speaker 16 (01:11:38):
Shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Okay, if you have a cold, how many days do
you call off work? Froggy?

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
Well none.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
If you're capable of working from home, then you do
your job from home or you that's not really good.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Men would say three or four days. So I don't
know about that, run Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
It has to be a really, really bad cold, but
otherwise I would be here.

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
Okay, you're all saying you're here, Nate, Well, you don't
want to get anybody else sick, so as long as
it takes until you're better, okay, is going to manly
answer though people around me?

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
Okay, scary, Oh hell zero, I never get sick.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I know you will come in with cod and I
fought through COVID. I know because you spread it to
all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Yeah, you fro this is this is not mister super
spread or pageant.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
You're taking a day off.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
I don't know if that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Diamond, I'm gonna piggyback off of what Nate said. Well, no,
I'm gonna wear a mask. How about that. I'm still
going to come in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Okay, there you go. Okay, Okay, we love you, Diamond.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Okay, men don't wear masks. O.

Speaker 13 (01:12:52):
My.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
God, scary.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
You're just losing out here, man, you are just losing.
Scar Daniell go for it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
All right, We're at a bar. What do you order?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Hmmm? I would I want to say, a beer, because
that's what you're looking for the Many pageant. But I
usually order a martini.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
Okay, Frobby, Yeah, I definitely don't win this one.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
What do you zero, Nate?

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
Nate, what do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I actually have been doing bourbon on the rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Oh, he gets points.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
He gets points for that one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Wait a minute. He usually orders like a like a grasshop.
He gets like milk transitioned.

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Okay, scary, come scary, So have I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Class azul repisodo tequila on the rocks?

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
One big rock please negative negative point negative?

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Just douchebag, diamond, scary, diamond, what's your answer?

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Minus tequila, soda, three limes, carcass out?

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Oh oh you went, you went all.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
No, she didn't drop a name brand and you know
all that. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 9 (01:14:09):
All right, gentlemen, Okay, if if a woman is not around,
how long does it take you to find something that's
right there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Oh? Ellis immediately immediately?

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Okay, okay, very nice, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Scotti or froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I got a call and ask where it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Is, I'm gonna say immediately as well?

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Is okay?

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Negative?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Yes, scary.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
I live alone and so I basically have to find
it otherwise if I don't, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:14:45):
Screwedative Okay, okay, diamond immediately immediately?

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
Of course, was here a woman just saying? The other
day Brandon was looking for scissors, scissors. They were in
front of his face, and he was like, I don't know, man,
I don't know where they are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Wait a minute. So your logic is if we fumble
around for hours looking for it, then we're more and
more manly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
If you find I get that it's a lady.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I got it all ready. If I was mad
at you and you didn't know why, what would you do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Oh, I would ask you why you're mad at me? Okay,
and then I would say, you know, I can't read
your mind.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 14 (01:15:30):
That's the manly thing, Froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
I would wait for you to say things were fine,
and then I would just move one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Hit the music he wanted. He's answer, that's the perfect
that is scary.

Speaker 10 (01:15:48):
I would call and try and reason it out and
get to the bottom of the situation logically whatever, okay,
not manly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Not diamond.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
I would just leave you alone, okay by points all right,
all right, very manly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Do we cry? We have some some more? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Two more?

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
How big is your heart?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh mm hmm, Elvis, do you how do you answer that?

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
I don't know, that's up to you, mister man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
I think I have a massive heart, as large as
the universe massive heart? How my heart is larger than
whatever the other answers are in the room?

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Minds ten times a manly answer, Elvis.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
All right, Froggy, my heart on is about the six
to eight inches, depends on how things are going.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
That is such a guy answer.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Take actually answer and points for him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Nate, mine's so big it's part cow.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
How about that one?

Speaker 7 (01:16:49):
It really is it doesn't even sound right coming out
of your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Because he has a cow valve, reconstructive something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I've been told I'm endearing and and generous.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
I'm right behind Elvis on that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
So it's you're putting yourself in second place.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
I'm pretty much that that'body says.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
You have to multiply by ten, and that's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Maybe I'm I got half a heart, half as much
as Elf.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
And Diamond she's heartless.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I believe that actually she is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Okay, all right, last question? How do you take your coffee?
Let's start with Nate.

Speaker 11 (01:17:25):
Oh boy, what color am I? I'm pretty pale. That's
the same color as my coffee? I like it nice
and creamy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
He's not kidding, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Scary black, no sugar, okay, Elvis. Just black and ice.
You have like ice in there?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
I like ice, you know, sometimes on ice in there,
but it does.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
It's black, okay, okay, a froggy black with sugar, okay,
all right. And Diamond hot skim milk, one sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Okay, you lost your man points.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Diamond is no man at all?

Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Who do you think was the winner here? Danielle, were
you hours.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
I honestly think Froggie gets this. Yes, but he makes
those man comments what a man would.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Say that he does. Yeah, you're absolutely right, though.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
If the ketchup was on the counter, he'd call someone
else to find it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Yeah, I think Froggy would take this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yeah, but isn't it manly of me to agree that
Froggy is the manliest? Of course, so.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Very man.

Speaker 14 (01:18:31):
There you go, Froggy. See that's what That's what a
man would say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Yes, everything you do you can't help, and everything you do,
even if you try not to be manly, it makes
you madly.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Without Danielle and Gandhia would never have been able to
win this project.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
We'll say. There you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
See, only a man, a manly man would say, Little ladies.

Speaker 13 (01:19:08):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Joe Kadi's in the studio and he said, Scary Bros.
Gary Brody, you guys should put together Reary.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Why you don't want to be scroady?

Speaker 19 (01:19:21):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:19:21):
No, Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the morning show. This is Elvis Duran in the

(01:19:43):
morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I don't know where I got this. Signs that you're
a flake. Do you think that you could qualify as
being a flake when it comes to certain things things?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
I'm sure, Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
So I went on the list. I'm thinking, Okay, let
me see how many of these things apply to me,
and maybe you should play along as well. Signs you're
a flake who people cannot rely on. Number One, you
arrive late to everything I don't do. Yeah, you know everything.

(01:20:17):
I mean, don't you have? And I know we have
a mutual friend or two, but I know we have
other people in our own circles, outside the circle who
are late every single time. Oh yeah, I mean it's
just a known fact.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
It's infuriating. I find it rude. My sister's one of
these people.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
And her response is that she's optimistic and that is
why she's late to everything.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
There faster, okay, but she never does right. Never signs
you're a flake. Your non committal, like you never commit
to anything. If someone says, hey, can we we're having
a dinner party, you never ever commit, You're like and
you wait.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Until sometimes later, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I'm too Yeah, the I'll have to let you know,
or maybe there's nothing wrong with saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Well, I guess I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Hey, have you ever been invited to a dinner or
something and you you really want to ask, well, who
else is going to be there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
That's the make or break right there?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I know, but it's it's so obvious, right It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I mean, because there it is make or break. There
are people that they are friends with. I don't want
to hang out with.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
Absolutely, but I do have one person I can ask
that too, and she knows right away. Sometimes even before
I ask, she'll give me the list.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
She'll say, Hey, by the way, going to be oh uh,
ways that you could be considered a flake. You're always
keeping your options open. You know, sometime you feel stressed
about all the options you have at your disposal. You'd
like to leave things to the last minute because you
have that grass is always greener on the other side
syndrome going on. Yeah, I guess that kind of falls

(01:21:47):
in place with the non committal thing totally. You always
fall behind with deadlines. See, this is why I never
create deadlines, you know, deadline especially in the workplace in
a professional atmosphere, people say, Okay, I need this done.
I need it done by five pm to day. The
big thing here at a iHeart is end of business day.

(01:22:09):
It must be done by the end of the business
day to day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Yeah, it's a floating timeline, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Can we let them like who's business day in China?
It might still be going.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Ways that you could perceive be perceived as a little flaky. You.
You're very quick to make promises. Sometimes you don't stop
and think about what you're promising to do and get
done right. How about spontaneity. Sometimes spontanaity makes other people nervous.
Look Spontanady's fun, right, Like, oh, let's just let's let
let's just go to the important catch a flight out

(01:22:42):
of here. Where are we going? I don't care, Yes,
let's just well. It drives other people into an anxiety,
a high level of anxiety, like, well, they have kids.
They have to make plans, they have to do Like
Scary gets mad at his friends who are married with kids. Hey, hey, man,
let's go let's go out and have dinner tonight. Well
I can't, oh man, You always say, well, I know
they have to get a babysitter. There's things they got

(01:23:02):
to do, the like ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
Where he's walking out the door.

Speaker 10 (01:23:05):
I'm the king of last minute because in my world
I can make those snap decisions and just go wehy no.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
But you gotta keep you on it. It's not just
your world when you involve other people, right, But.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Does that make me a flake? Is flake?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Yes? No, you come not a flake, but you come
across as being a little a little much, I think
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
You're you're in the same boat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Yeah, you're not easy to trust you? Now, what is this?
Let me read it might urge your feelings when people
say that they can't trust you, but it makes sense,
especially if you said you'd be there for them, but
then at the last minute, how about a rain check?
Can we do this another time? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
Oh yeah, that's that's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
You say yes when you really don't want to do things. See,
I'm guilty of that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
I think we've all been there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
You say yes, you're like, uh, and then you find
that last minute excuse to get out of it. All right.
I don't know what about you, like, what's your weakness
you wish you could or you should focus in on
and try to fix.

Speaker 9 (01:24:05):
Probably the committal thing I'm really noncommittal about everything in
my life, even you know, when it comes to work,
signing contracts and stuff, I sweat. I'm like, oh, how
many years come on? I don't know what I'm gonna
be doing by then. But I think I should be
a little more committal with things and just say yes
and then be excited about the thing I said yes too,
instead of.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Looking at it like a sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Well, I'm in the committal bandwagon as well, because a
lot of times, you guys know, people ask me, oh,
can you come do this? You want to go to
this party? I'm like no, I don't even think about it.
It's like, nah, I'd rather not and I don't want
to commit to that. And maybe it's the last minute.
If you have room for me, maybe i'll go. It's
not good for you if you're planning out a table
setting or something that's right you foggy.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
Definitely procrastination, Oh god, yes, mine's procrastination. Like for example,
with work, like emails, they pile up and then before
I'm like, you know what, I'll answer that email later.
I'll answer that email later, and then I don't when
to get back to it, and then it's last minute,
and I'm trying to burn through the I need to
get better about that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
But okay, But the deadline thing, when people give you
a deadline, don't ask me about it until the deadline comes,
because I will wait until that deadline and then drop
everything I need to do at that time, and people
get really stressed. Well, the deadline is tomorrow. I'm like, right,
and it's today. Why are you asking this?

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
It's deal work and your assignments or reports. They most
kids wait till the very last minute to get it
done and hands it in like very rare. Do kids
work ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
You know, I'm an old kid. Then I'm the same way.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
It really does feel good when you do it ahead
of time and get it done.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
I have no idea you have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
What does that feeling feel like? Wait, Daniel, what about you?

Speaker 13 (01:25:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Same thing, like just like saying I want to do something,
saying yes, and then leading up to it, humming and
huying about it. Why did I say yes? I shouldn't
have said yes, and then and then I wind up
going and enjoying myself and having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
So that was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
My thing with Alex is I'll say, hey, x y Z,
they invited us to their house this tonight for a
dinner party. Okay, let's go, and then he'll get home
from work. Na, what do you mean? Nay, that means,
that means that puts me in the middle. Now I
have to call them and come up with an excuse.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Nay.

Speaker 10 (01:26:09):
What Yeah, Scarry Mine is RSVP for a wedding because
I wait to the very last minute and then beyond
the deadline, well beyond the deadline. I hate going to weddings,
so it's like, oh my god, what's my answer going
to be?

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
And then I usually wind up going.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
But I you know, that's monstrous, man, I tell them
too late.

Speaker 16 (01:26:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Sorry, But if you don't want to go, don't go.
I mean it gets to the point where if you
just don't want to go, be absolute about it. Don't
don't like. I think the whole point of that that
one on this list is commit commit to doing it
or commit to not doing it, just and just once
you commit either way, stick with it. Right Yeah Yeah.
Tanisha Online twenty has a suggestion for all of us
when people invite us somewhere, Yes, Tanisha, help us out

(01:26:50):
with this yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:26:50):
So I have the best response for when someone asks
to come out somewhere. I always say, oh, that sounds fun,
so I'm not necessary committing to it. But I also
don't want to shoot down their plans so they feel
bad about, you know, me not being interested in going.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
M If you if I asked Tanisha, if I said, Hey,
we're getting together for dinner tonight, if you told me
that sounds fun, I think I would assume you were
going to be there. Is that wrong? Maybe maybe I
shouldn't think that, Maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 12 (01:27:21):
I'm just letting you know that it sounds like a
fun plant, but I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:27:24):
Not telling you that I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 16 (01:27:27):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
If I say to somebody that sounds awesome, it doesn't
mean I'm committing to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
That sounds like to me? Can I just point out
Elvis does this all the time in the most when
scarycause almost having a party. Hey, that sounds like a
great time. Have a blast.

Speaker 11 (01:27:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
My favorite line is, hey, tell her when I said hello,
but he leaves to learn.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
To think he's going because he's like, have a great time.
Tell him I said hi, But if you were to
just leave it it. Oh my gosh, that sounds like
a great time to see your ass there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Yeah, Tanisha, I don't know, Tsa, you better be your
dinner tonight. I'm telling you right now, I'll.

Speaker 12 (01:28:07):
Tell you why Elvis, that sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
There you go, all right, Todisha, thank you for listening today.
We appreciate your contribution.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
That's just brilliant as it is offensive. By the way,
would people do that that you think that they're committing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
But they're not. It's like, what was it? What was
the other line that Lee Schrager used the other day.

Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
When somebody says or shows you a picture, you're supposed
to be like, well.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
That isn't that something?

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Yes, exactly, you don't like something something that something, which
could be like that's crap or that's right great, I'm
not going to commit either way.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Like pictures of people's children. He's like, oh that's something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Oh that's something, look at that.

Speaker 13 (01:28:48):
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You're listening to Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

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Speaker 13 (01:29:17):
Elvis st on In the morning, I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Got this text here. It says unpopular opinion, I do
sock shoe sock shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
I'm like, oh, that's great, but it made Brody mad,
Like why are you mad at someone who does sock
shoe sock shoe?

Speaker 10 (01:29:35):
Because it seems like you have one role in life
and that's to put you socks on and then shoes on.
Like the rest of the world, you gotta be different.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Who does that?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Do they do?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
I've got a lot of people do I've done it before.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
What if there's an emergency you have to hop out
of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
There's no emergency, you know the what ifs or your
schmut ifs. You know what I'm saying, It should.

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Be sock sock shoe, shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Yeah, well, what if this person does sock pant leg shoe?
I mean, where does it app I would do that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
I would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
I would do that. I would do that just to
piss you off. And listen to me too. Listen to you, bitch,
I moan like an old man. Seriously, you you really
are nuts. I mean, what is wrong with just being
creative and changing it up every once in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:30:12):
What if women start putting on one bra cup and
one sleeve and then the other bra cup on the sleeve.

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
Don't do it that way?

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
But you know what, I bet Gandhi does it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
She's so weird.

Speaker 9 (01:30:21):
If I could, I would, But like a bra is
one thing. Socks are two things. I should have an
option to put on a pair of socks.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
You don't wear one socking up the other one. They're
a pair.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Okay, look, you know these are the things in life.
You could You could debate until the cows come home.
As they say, I mean, do you cut your sandwich vertically?
Or you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
I mean, who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Who do? Who care?

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
I mean if they want to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Put one sock one shoe, then one sock one shoe on,
why does it make you mad? That's the discussion.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
And if they want to do it wrong, they can.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Seriously, what is it with people?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
These people are so set in their waists.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Exactly, gandhi mix it up. Yes, scary.

Speaker 10 (01:30:56):
Don't get me started on the way you tie your shoelaces,
because I think is that if you do two bunny
ears and you turn them around and you twist them,
that is something that only kids do. Were you're supposed
to learn the one bunny ear, wrap around, loop through?

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Who care?

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
As an adult who cares some reason, Well, then let
it go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
I have a list of things I want you to
get nuts over, and these things are not on that list.
It yeah, no it. All we know is we want
the end result. You want both socks, both shoes on,
you want shoelaces tied. How you get there is up
to you. Get creative, have fun, do something different.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:31:34):
I get a lot of crap because I bite my
string cheese and I don't even care because it tastes
better that way.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
I will bite it forever.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Okay, well, now that's stupid. I draw the line to
eating the big tube of cheese. No, you got to
string that baby out.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
No, you bite it, It's more flak.

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
It's called string cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
I don care.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I am going to open my mind and allow a
universe where you can just chomp the hell out of
the string cheese tube and not string it down.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Okay, I want to live in your universe. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
Okay, you know I think.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
It's a better universe if we just let people do
what they want to do, live and let live. Yes,
do it, No, I suggest you do. I think it
frees you up to enjoy life and to not worry
about things that just are negative. You're so negative about
your about your shoe sock sock shoe thing, right, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:32:22):
How stressed would you be if you walk down the
street and everything that people did that was not like
the way you did it stressed you out?

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Man, I'd have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
I know people. People are looking for things to get mad.
By the way, don't do what I just suggested. Shoe
and then sock is a weird way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Yeah, putting your shoe on and then your sock over your.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
Shoe, that's weird. I get real mad when William puts
his shirt on before anything on the bottom. I call
it the pooh Bear and it makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
You guys are all uncomfortable. That didn't someone else send
a text in saying they like to eat their pizza
slice upside down? Oh why not?

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Why can't you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Why can't you do that? Fall off? No, it may not.

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
They maybe the top for a reason. They're not be
if it claims it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Let me tell you something. If you eat it upside
down and the stuff doesn't fall off, then the sauce
and the cheese hits your tongue first.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Otherwise, and so you taste that first.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
I saw. I saw another text that said they pour
the milk in the bowl and then the cereals blasphemous guys.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Hey, hey, grumpy old men, get over it. If that's
the way they want to do it, let them do
it also. So okay, here's one. Let me let me
stretch your imagination a little bit. We had a text
her say she puts the toothpaste directly on her teeth
and then she applies the toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
I don't even believe that that's possible. How does one
do that?

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
Doesn't even deserve oxygen? Forget that, you don't deserve to live?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Am I the only one on the show that truly
lives up to our logo, our slogan Love All serve
all am. I you know what, we need to hire
some more open minded people around here.

Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
So far, none of these things bothered me, like they're
bothering the other people. But I just want to know
the specifics of how you get the toothpaste directly on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Your tooth, Like if you try it, you could figure
it out.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Like direct to mouth. It's weird.

Speaker 13 (01:34:09):
I don't know, all right, that's weird. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Worth I got this text here. It says, unpopular opinion,
I do sock shoe sock shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
I'm like, oh, that's great. But it made Brody mad,
Like why are you mad at someone who does sock
shoe sock shoes?

Speaker 10 (01:34:41):
I think it's weird because it seems like you have
one role in life and that's to put your socks
on and then shoes on.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Like the rest of the world. You gotta be different.
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
What do they do? I've got a lot of people
do I've done it before.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
What if there's an emergency you have to hop out
of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
There's no emergency, you know, with the what ifs are
your schmut ifs. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
It should be sock, sock shoe, shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Yeah, well what if this person does sock pant leg shoe?
I mean, where does it a I would do that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
I would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
I would do that. I would do that just to
piss you off and listen to you need too. Listen
to you, bitch, I moan like an old man. Seriously,
you you really are nuts. I mean, what is wrong
with just being creative and changing it up? Everyone's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:35:19):
What if women start putting on one bra cup and
one sleeve and then the other bra cup on the sleeve.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
You don't even if I do it that way?

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
But you know what, I bet Gandhi does it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
She's so weird.

Speaker 9 (01:35:28):
If I could, I would, But like a bra is
one thing. Socks are two things. I should have an
option to put on a pair of socks.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
You don't wear one sock and not the other one.
They're a pair.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Okay, Look, you know these are the things in life.
You could You could debate until the cows come home.
As they say, I mean, do you cut your sandwich vertically?

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Or you know what I'm saying, I mean, who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Who do you care. I mean, if they want to
put one sock, one shoe, then one sock one shoe on,
why does it make you mad? That's the discussion.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
And if they want to do it wrong, they can.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Seriously, what is it with people?

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
These people are so set their waists.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Exactly, Gandhi mix it up? Yes, scary.

Speaker 10 (01:36:03):
Don't get me started on the way you tie your shoelaces,
because I think it's that if you do two bunny
ears and you turn them around and you twist them,
that is something that only kids do when you're supposed
to learn the one bunny ear, wrap around.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Loop through?

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
Who care?

Speaker 10 (01:36:17):
As an adult who cares, rests well, then let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
I have a list of things I want you to
get nuts over, and these things are not on that list.
It yeah, no it. All we know is we want
the end result. You want both socks, both shoes on,
You want shoelaces tied. How you get there is up
to you. Get creative, have fun, do something different Exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:36:41):
I get a lot of crap because I bite my
string cheese and I don't even care because it tastes
better that way.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
I will bite it forever.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Okay, Well, now that's stupid. I draw the line to
eating the big tube of cheese. No you got to
string that baby, No, you bite it. It's more flakes
called string cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
I don care.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
I am going to open my mind and allow a
universe where you can just chomp the hell out of
the stream cheese tube and not string it down.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
Okay, I want to live in your universe.

Speaker 16 (01:37:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Okay, you know, I think it's a better universe if
we just let people do what they want to do,
live and let live. Yes, do it, No, I suggest
you do. I think it frees you up to enjoy
life and to not worry about things that just are negative.
You're so negative about your shoe sock sock shoe thing?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Right, Like, how.

Speaker 9 (01:37:29):
Stressed would you be if you walk down the street
and everything that people did that was not like the
way you did it stressed you out?

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
Man, I'd have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
I know people are looking for things to get mad.
By the way, don't do what I just suggested. Shoe
and then sock is a weird way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Yeah, putting your shoe on and then your sock over
your shoe.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
That's weird. I get real mad when William puts his
shirt on before anything on the bottom. I call it
the pooh bear and it makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
You guys are all uncomfortable. Didn't someone else send a
text in saying they like to eat their pizza slice
upside down?

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
Why can't you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Why can't you do that? They fall off?

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
No, it may not. They maybe all toppings for a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
They're not. If it cleans, it's fine. Let me tell
you something. If you eat it upside down and the
stuff doesn't fall off, then the sauce and the cheese
hits your tongue first. Otherwise, and so you taste that first.
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:21):
I saw I saw another text that said they pour
the milk in the bowl and then the cereal. Blasphemous guys.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Hey, hey, grumpy old men, get over it. If that's
the way they want to do it, let them do
it also. So okay, here's one. Let me let me
stretch your imagination a little bit. We had a text
her say she puts the toothpaste directly on her teeth
and then she applies the toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
I don't even believe that that's possible. How do you
want to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
Doesn't even deserve oxygen? Forget that you don't deserve to live?

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Am I the only one on the show that truly
lives up to our logo, our slogan love all serve all?
Am I a lot. We need, you know what, We
need to hire some more open minded people around here.

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
So far, none of these things have really bothered me,
like they're bothering the other people.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
But I just want to know the specifics of how
you get the toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Directly on your tooth, Like if you try it, you
could figure it out, like.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
Direct to mouth. It's weird.

Speaker 13 (01:39:16):
I don't know, all right, that's weird. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

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All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
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