June 25, 2024 • 115 mins
We talk about the effort we can all put in to enjoy the little things in life. Plus, we go over questions from overseas about Americans... speaking of overseas, do you clap on planes? Gandhi had a peculiar encounter with a "plane clapper."
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your radio radio Za RADIOSA.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is Elvis Durant in the morning show. Anytime you're ready.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's Elvis duran and the Bonnet Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Win up everybodicus here week ago, Elvis, what.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Get fucking out?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Elvis on the radio?
Speaker 6 (00:26):
We have to talk to Sandy from Adnah Ohio. She's
ready to play. You don't even know what you're about
to play?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Sandy? Are you a little frightened about where we could
go with this?
Speaker 7 (00:34):
I'm shaking my shoes.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That great, Actually, it's not that bad.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
You have if you have ten chances to win ten
dollars apiece, okay, and if you do get one hundred dollars,
that's the math.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right.
Speaker 8 (00:48):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
You know there are a lot of celebrities out there
who have a name, be it first or last, that's
actually a food.
Speaker 9 (00:59):
Oh boy, don't mention anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
So rather than filling in the blank, I want you
to fill in the food, I'm going to give you
part of a celebrity's name, and you have to tell
us the food that's missing. Okay, for instance, blank Ray
Leonard Sugar, Yes, absolutely, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, that one does not count.
Speaker 10 (01:21):
It was an example, I know, I know it was
an example.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
All right, you guys ready, we're going to root Sandy
on to victory so everyone in Madna will be so
proud of her.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're gonna get your dollars here. You ready, I'm ready.
Blank is a food number one, Kevin Blank.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
Bacon.
Speaker 11 (01:40):
That's right, everything is so with bacon.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Absolutely, all right. Think of antioxidants when you answer this one.
Halle Blank Verry, that's right, all right. One for the teacher,
Fiona Blank, you you Fiona Apple. All right, Now we're gonna,
(02:13):
we're gonna, we're gonna mix it up here.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Here we go Blank Larson cheese, cheesy Blank Larson, Swiss Larsen.
That would be Brie Larson.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
She knew the cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Here we go, okay, fill in the blankets. Food John Blank,
John Blank, John Halloween Halloween thing.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
John.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (02:56):
It could have been John Ham.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
John Han know not the answer we're looking for.
Speaker 12 (03:02):
All right, you're doing well sort of know how many
does she have? I'm not he's got ten dollars. If
we're doing the be back and forth. Oh yeah, that's right.
When you get one wrong, you have to pay us back.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right. We need a lot of them. Yeah, all right, okay, okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
You think Pepper's Farm here alyssa blank, those are good.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I love those cookies.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah, those are sometimes we ingest things that aren't food.
They's something to drink. How about a refreshing blank Simpson.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Mm hmm, not Homer.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Uh, that would be a glass of a glass of
o J.
Speaker 13 (03:57):
All right, Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Think think about baseball, Darryl blank Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
How do I do this one? I don't know how
to do this one? Okay, it's just one blank.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's like it's like a big hamburger, or or it's like, yes,
very good, very nice. You know, I'm gonna give you
(04:41):
an an alectra.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You know, uh, you know our girlfriend Gandhi hell, she
is of Indian descent.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How about sports sports star steph blank. Okay, let's think diplomacy.
Let's go, Let's go to the world of diplomacy. Condaliza
(05:12):
her name.
Speaker 14 (05:12):
But now that you're saying that I washed.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
On Condaliza Rice, there you go.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Was more than you had before?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, she's at get some more. Do you guys, do
you guys have any Ganda? Do you have another one
for her?
Speaker 15 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (05:33):
On comedian with red hair who's had a lot of
plastic surgery. Last name top.
Speaker 16 (05:42):
Carrote.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Does anyone else have one?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
An American singer back in the day, a long time ago. Something.
Nor would Elvis likes to drink.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It something, Norwi Vodka, Norwood.
Speaker 16 (06:03):
I know this, No, Norwood, Norwood, I know, I know
I'm going to know this when you say it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
We don't know what it is.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Brandy Norman.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I don't even drink Brandy.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Ye yeah, okay, So so where is she now? She
down to twenty dollars? Are you keeping score?
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It's I think it's back to thirty now wait wait,
we'll bump you up to thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes.
Speaker 17 (06:30):
Uh Froggy yes, uh famous a wide receiver for the
San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
First name Jerry, last name.
Speaker 18 (06:40):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I wouldn't know this.
Speaker 13 (06:46):
Related to Condoleza, but not.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Rice Jerry. Here's why, Here's what, here's what I got
one for you. This is an interesting one. Great actress
on one of our favorite series, Christina blank Gate, Christina Applegate.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Absolutely what is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She up to? No one's paying She's around fifty. Now
you think we need accuracy? Yes, Gandhi.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
Uh famous brothers Donnie and Mark wall Burger.
Speaker 17 (07:24):
Hey, no, what about saying Jack and Diane John?
Speaker 11 (07:31):
We got here, so I know, but their name I know, but.
Speaker 17 (07:36):
They have what about what? Yeah, Frocky, what he's saying
Jack and Diane? His name is John?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No one camp? Yeah, I got one?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Okay, Law and Order s v U actor. You can
drink him?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What you gotta the name?
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Oh I can't. It's just one name.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
It's one word.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh yeah, ice cube?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh sorry, ice would be icy, that'd be iced tea.
Oh you have take away from her waters. This is dumb,
all right?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Now, okay, how about an herb George's aunt blank Clooney.
Speaker 11 (08:29):
Oh h.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Old time singer blank Clooney, George's aunt.
Speaker 14 (08:37):
Sade Rosemary.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, okay, so many.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We could go on and on.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So I stayed playing this every Thursday for food.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We're running out, We're running out of names. Yes you are.
I think we have you at forty dollars? Is that correct?
By the way, I wouldn't trust accounting at all, you know,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it up to fifty
and fifty fifty on the way, all right, there you go.
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 14 (09:13):
My day every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, and you were awesome, Sandy.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Even though at the beginning of this you were shaking
in your shoes, you actually pulled up fifty dollars.
Speaker 19 (09:20):
You did.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, have a great day, and hold on a second diamond.
Send her fifty dollars. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah, time killers. I was gonna say Eve plumb as
the next one, but her name is spelled p l
u n b, so technically it's not a plum that
you eat, so Daniel, you remember her, Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Sounds Marshall, Marshall. Okay, okay, moving on, moving on.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
When you wake up, wake up to Elvis Terran in
the Morning Show. On Elvis ter Wran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I'm going to ask you a question, and I need
to think about how you're going to answer it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What do you want to be when you grow up? Oh?
What do you want to be?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
What do you want to do when you grow up? Okay,
so several things you need to consider. Well, what does
grown up mean? Mm hmmm, Because someone actually asked this
question of me yesterday and I actually admitted to myself
I'm not growing up yet.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, it's like, no, not ready to grow up.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I don't feel grown up yet either, not even a little.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So what does that mean? I guess? So in your
own mind you have to kind of define what does
grown up mean? Is it an age? Is that you've.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Accomplished something or whatever? And then the question beyond that
is what do you want to be?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, when you grow up? What do you want to
do when you grow up?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I feel like I want to own something of my own,
like either own a party planning business or a kid's
party business, or even like a little cute boutique with
jewelry and shoes. Like to me, when I get to
that point and I could have that, I'm grown up.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So the thing you have to think about is where
is that point? All right? And then it's up to
you to figure out, like, what do you want to
be when you grow up? Gandhi, Oh, I.
Speaker 20 (11:11):
Have no idea. I'm gonna have to think about this.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
But I did see a meme that said, I'm I'm
an adult, but more like an adult cat, Like I
can kind of be left alone, but someone should definitely
check on me. Yes, And that's exactly how I feel
about my life all the way growing up like kind
of but still knock on my door of you now.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Nothing wrong with that, yeah, froggy, If and when you
ever grow up, what do you mind?
Speaker 17 (11:28):
I kind of I want to start my own business
at some point. I want to do something on my
own where I'm my own, like I'm depending on myself,
not depending on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. I mean, I'm not
the opposite. I'm this way. When I grow up, I
don't want to have anyone depending on me. Oh, I
don't want anyone that's good. Right now, I'm a mamma
cat with not I don't have enough teats. A lot
of people.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I got twenty people trying to grab up my tea. Yeah,
some of them are down here kind of chomping on
them over here. The other one's kind of fighting off
them so they can chomp for a while. My teach
are just like big rubbery or erasersaging. I got sag
and teats anyway. Yeah, I'm looking forward to a day
and age I can just you know, I can just
work on my own teats, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
(12:11):
me teaser for me?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
When you grow up, what do you want to be.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I want to be a travel blogger.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There you go. That's awesome, which is the ultimate, the
ultimate position in life to have no one depending on you.
You're You're that all right? Something to think about. Okay,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
And what does grow up really mean?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
And uh, this question that you can ask anyone at
any age, because I'm I told you. When my father
passed away, he was up there and he said to me,
he said, no, you don't really ever grow up.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And I thought that was so intuitive of him to say.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
That it feels that way. Do you ever feel grown up?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I mean, I know I don't.
Speaker 20 (12:51):
I never feel like.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
We don't have a grown up job. You know, I
feel I feel more grown up. I go home and
I have to deal with like I put on my
grown up pants when I go home, and I'm like, okay,
to be a mom, now take care of myket This morning,
I was a child.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Now It's true.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
But yeah, to hear my father say you never grow up.
You will always be scared of things. You always be
frightened of things, You always be nervous, and you all
and you but you at the same time will always
have the need to be excited about things.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, so I love that. Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (13:20):
I still feel like a kid when I need to
call my parents and ask for advice, Like there's things
that I don't know how to deal with, or there's
situations that I'm in that I need help handling, and
I'm able to pick Luckily, I'm able to pick up
the phone and call both of my parents and still
get an answer.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I still feel like a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Then, Hey, Jessica, how are you?
Speaker 14 (13:37):
I'm good?
Speaker 17 (13:38):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay? When you grow up? What do you want to be?
What do you want to do?
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I want to run a dairy goat farm.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh, a dairy goat farm.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Now, could you do.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Some goat yoga on that farm as well?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, what are you doing now?
Speaker 14 (13:53):
Right now? I work in a warehouse pick fishing flies
for online orders.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, so you're not doing anything that's related to goats.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do you think realistically?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Do you think this goat herder job could be realistic
for you?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Seriously?
Speaker 21 (14:09):
It is?
Speaker 14 (14:10):
I have right now, I have nine goats at home
to go with some horses and chickens, and it's like
a side gig for the moment, but when I get
it set up, I will be selling milk.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I love that.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
Wow, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
And goats are supposed to be like little lawn mowers too.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Right, Yeah they are. Can you tell me all about
the wooly boger?
Speaker 14 (14:35):
That is the most one of the most difficult flies
to pick because they all get tangled up together in
the little.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah sorry, little terminology. I can only use it. Jessica. Hi, Jessica,
let us know when you're a ship in your milk,
you know what I'm saying. Nate's doing that.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Nate is the closest thing to a goat that we
have here, other than having a bovine valve in his heart,
which is a cow.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But Nate does this thing. He talks as he laughs,
which is sort of like it's like if a goat
could talk, it would be Nate. I can't do it
on cue because I'm remembering earlier. See he's doing it
right now. He speaks words and he enunciates while he's laughing.
(15:23):
He's like he took out your office. You see, you're
doing it now.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But you do it. It's funnier you do it.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
It's the same as when people clap when they talk
to make to make a point.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh yeah, you need to stop talking now, rather than
he laughed, he talks. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 13 (15:47):
I text with the claps, with the little clapping hands.
Stop it now.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's true.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I can hear I can hear you clapping as you
tweet that or text that.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hi Kim, Hi, how are you doing? Well? What do
you want to be when you grow up?
Speaker 22 (16:00):
When I grow up?
Speaker 23 (16:01):
I've always wanted to be some kind of animal trainers,
like tigers or dolphins or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's cool. Now, do you have any training working with animals?
Speaker 10 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 23 (16:10):
I mean I've.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Always had a pet at home, but nothing like that.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Never too late. You know, you could go be a
docent at a zoo. You could go be a you
know what I'm saying, what a docent? Well, if you
can volunteer at a zoo and be there to serve
because zoos, most zoos are nonprofits, and they need, they
really truly need and depend on people coming in. Not
only are you learning while you're why you're donating your time,
you're actually working on this thing you want to be
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when you grow up.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Go do it.
Speaker 23 (16:36):
I actually have thought about doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You should. Zoos are the best.
Speaker 20 (16:40):
It's still that idea.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Thank you, Kim, thank you, I know because you love
animals them. Daniel Gandhi should go be a docent in zoould.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
I volunteered at a wolf sanctuary once and they wouldn't
take me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Wow, why do they not take you when you volunteer exactly?
How did they let you down easily?
Speaker 13 (16:53):
They just never got back to me. And I emailed
them like ten times, even shouted them out on the
air like hello, nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
There's something oddn't get something we don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I love this text. I want when I grew up.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I want to be a pony unicorn.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Someone ride me around the room.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
That does happen?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Joe Kada's in the studio and he said, scary prosy.
You guys should put together rereary, but you don't want
to be scroady. No, no, no.
Speaker 24 (17:33):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis d Rand Elvis d Aran
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
A lot of times.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
If you fly to a South America or you know,
south south of the border U or the Caribbean. Sometimes
it is a cultural thing whereas the pilot safely lands
the plane, people applaud, people clap, yeah, right, And I
always thought, okay, I didn't clap with him, but I
never had a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I thought it was kind of cool. That's what they do.
And they're like, thank you pilot for not crash.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
That what it is is that we're excited to be
at our destination or we're happy that we didn't crash.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Well, I think you know a lot of people, and
I'm going to make an assumption on this. A lot
of people, especially years and years ago, when you took
a trip on a plane, it was an event. You
would dress up for it. You would you know, it
was a special event. And the pilot was like a
quarterback on a on a on a football team, and
all the flight attendants were models.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know, you wanted their autograph. I'd see kids asking
slat flight attendants for their autographs and the pilot as well.
So of course over the years it wasn't quite an event,
but it still was. For someone it was accustomed to
clap when they've slay safely land the plane. So gandhi,
So you you had known this guy for how long?
Speaker 20 (18:58):
I knew him since high school? He was my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And you got on a plane and where'd you fly?
Speaker 13 (19:05):
We flew? Gosh, where was the first flight? I actually
think it was fro It was to Miami, right from
where we were.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yes, okay, in the plane lands and what does he
do sitting next to you in the next seat.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
He clapped and it was a slow clap.
Speaker 20 (19:19):
I was like, what in the hell are you doing?
You stuff it right now?
Speaker 13 (19:21):
Now, I will say he was from the Caribbean, so
that could be part of the reason why that wasn't
nearly as bad as the time that he got up
and slow clapped at the end of slum Dog Millionaire.
And I was like, no, please, God, why, But he
stood up in a theater in the theater, stood up clapped,
and then the rest of the theater stood up and
(19:43):
started clapping too, And I was mortified. And then I
felt like I was the bad one because they were
all doing it.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
They all stood up and clapped. Well, what will's be
onest slum Dog Millionaire, fabulous film? Okay, I get it.
But okay, well, you guys landed in Miami. Was the
only Was he the only one in the plane clapping?
Speaker 13 (19:58):
No, there were a handful of pe clapping.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Oh no, he was the only one that if he
was the only one, he was like.
Speaker 20 (20:05):
Yeah, okay, but he started it. Does that count?
Speaker 13 (20:09):
He started it?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's cool. I love it. I gotta be honest. I
as unusual as it may be to some.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
People, I have no problem with people clapping at the
end of a flight or a movie.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
If you liked it, you're you're being honest. You're like, oh,
thank god he didn't crash.
Speaker 20 (20:27):
And I did ask him what was that about?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
And he said, I hate flying so much that when
those wheels hit the ground, I am just clapping to
be alive.
Speaker 20 (20:34):
So you shut up. I was like, great, fine, think
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
You hop into this metal steel tube right with these
big wings on it, these big engines turn on. The
thing is rolling down a street, and then all of
a sudden, the front of that tube starts to go
up in the air, and you're flying in air, and
then you get up to forty thousand feet and you
(20:59):
get across the tree. In four and a half hours,
a trip that would take three days to drive, and
you land safely. Why would you not clap? I think
it's a miracle.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
It's a magical, Sure it is. I was just like,
why do it have to be my boyfriend? Why can't
it be someone else's boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Well, you know what we should do in life. We
take so many things for grandy. You you go flush
a toilet and the water swirls and it takes your
duty away. That is an event, it is. I mean,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Just imagine your life without and imagine your life without
an airplane. Imagine your life without that switch on the
wall you push up and lights come on. You know,
you live in this world that's just filled with miracles
every single day. And let's not forget springtime. Here come
flowers out of the ground. Every year, these beautiful, beautiful
flowers pop up and say hey, we're here at spring time.
That's a miracle.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You know, don't forget to stop down and go wow,
this world we're living in, it is kind of cool.
Planes take off, daffodils grow, you know, I think it's ducks.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Look, a family of ducks just walked across this. Let's
stop and let them. Let them live. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
All Right, I'm sorry I went off. I'm just I'm
a plane clapper. Now I'm gonna start clapping on planes.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I will. I will start clapping on planes.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
When I was a kid, I was watching one of
the Rocky movies in the theater and it was like
Rocky versus the Russian and at the end of the film,
people stood up and started screaming, you will shay us shay.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm like, what's.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
People? The actors can't see you, they can't matter, doesn't matter.
The crowd was into it, and it was it was
where they were emostly and they were not afraid to
share it. It was a positive. Clayton only twenty four from
Puerto Rico. How are you doing, Clayton, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
Well, how are you doing, Alic Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Hey, you still have family in Puerto Rico?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Yeah, well yeah, my family's from Puerto Rico and my
family should stay still clapsed.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Did you clap when you landed?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Of course we still get just we still get just up.
We still clap when we land. My grandmother was one
of those that would she would wrap a rosary around
her on our hands and you clap clap with the rosary.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yeah, you're clapping, and the rosaries like swinging in the
air and hit people in the head and stuff. I know,
I think it's an event, and I think it's a
beautiful thing. I don't think I don't think we should.
I think we should join in. We should join in
with your tradition clapping.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Thank you so much for listening to us.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
No, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Hello Janie Online twenty three. Hello Jeannie. By the way, Yeah,
I'm saying Puerto Rico. But if I say Puerto Rico,
people look at me like, why are you saying it
like that?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
As long as you're saying it, will take it either way.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
So being being from Puerto Rico as well, you clap
extra hard at the end of a flight.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But for many reasons.
Speaker 25 (23:47):
What reasons, Well obviously to say thank you and because
you know we arrive, but I take some extra heart
claps if we're going to an awesome destination. So of course,
know we hit Miami, I was like, yeah, you know,
it was extra vegas.
Speaker 21 (24:07):
I've done it, like you know, San Francisco.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Right, So, yeah, I know, because it's an event and
you're landing in a place you love. But what if
you have to go to some city and don't name
the city, like some city.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You're like gotta go there? You're like great, all right.
Speaker 21 (24:25):
I've always been like, you know, if you're inviting me,
I'm coming, I'm gonna be like yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I like that attitude, Genie. Any family, any family down
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 21 (24:35):
I still have a ton of family down in Puerto Rico. Surprisingly,
my sister ended up moving because of Maria to Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I know, yeah, I get to too confused.
Speaker 20 (24:49):
Very much.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So, but your family is doing okay.
Speaker 21 (24:52):
Okay, everybody's healthy, everybody's safe, everyone's doing fantastic.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Right. I love you guys, love you too. Nate, you
know you and you're flying. You know a lot of
people they're just nervous.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And like I said, if you stop and think about
the mechanics of how a plane works.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You'd be nervous too.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Don't think about that as you're taking off. So you're flying,
you're coming home from Greece.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What the woman doing?
Speaker 26 (25:12):
I was coming home from Greece and I was sitting
next to this woman. She was in the middle seat,
and she was probably eighty. You know how you look
at somebody and you can tell they're just like ancient,
and so.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
She was not nice. No, she was old. And don't
say ancient. He was really old, Okay, but you could tell.
Speaker 26 (25:32):
I mean she had a weird, funny smell to her,
like a villagey, a villagey kind of like animal smell.
And she I mean, she looked like she had just
come out of a village. I'm just gonna come right
out and say it, like she had been where there's
no electricity or anything like.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
That, you used to live in the village. Which it's
a beautiful part of her. Let me just make it
suggestion before you describe her anymore. Just just tell the story.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You're sounding kind of cool.
Speaker 26 (25:58):
She had kind of a little mustache too, but anyway,
felt she was a praying. She was praying the entire time,
and then when the plane took off and landed, she
grabbed my hand and refused to let go. I don't
think she had ever seen a plane before, much less
been on so I can imagine for some people it's
it's an experience where you're like, thank God, I'm on
the ground again, right, and yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It was yeah crazy, And he's not telling you at
the end of the story. You want to know the end.
That little old lady next to him, that was Danielle.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Minara was a stinky woman with a mustache.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Afraid to fly. Gandhi, I mean you had you had
a run in with someone on the plane too, and
you were like, oh my god, these people they're they're scared.
They should be flying if they're so scared.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
There was a little boy sitting next to me. He
had to be three years old, asked if he could
sit in my lap. I was like, oh, yeah, what
so can I please sit in your lap? I want
to look out the window. I want to sit in
your lap. And I looked at his mom, like, oh,
she's gonna intervene.
Speaker 20 (26:56):
She said, it's.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Fine with me, if it's fine with you.
Speaker 20 (26:58):
I was like, well, damns terrible.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
That's the thing, you know me, I never ever get
nervous flying really, and so if somewhere next to me
needs some reassurance, I have no problem helping them out
like you did that little boy. And of course, you know, Nate,
you're a sweet guy. You took care of the little
old lady who's never flown she never flown on a
plane before.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Did you end up banging her?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Did you end up killing her?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Wait a second, if it was me, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, that sounds like someone you be attracted to. I
don't know you like those old ladies are ancient?
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Am I the only one where turbulence puts me to sleep?
It's it like rocks me to sleep. It's the weirdest thing. Ever.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Hey, whatever you need to go to sleep, go for it.
Speaker 13 (27:43):
You sure it's not the concussion you sustained from the turbulence.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Come on now?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
This dran in the Morning Soon So interesting.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Gandhi passed this article along to me last week, and
I was reading through this article and I'm like, really,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
Oh yeah, So imagine.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yourself, you know, living in France or Greece or Asia,
or you know, wherever in the world, and you see
these movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance,
do Americans really use red plastic cups at parties? Or
is that just in movies. Oh wow, red so cups.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Right, Yeah, yep, shocking. But that's one of the things
my parents said they were shocked about. Here too, is
how much disposable stuff the United States has.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, we do throw away a lot.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Do Americans actually have their funerals in graveyards with wooden
chairs set up side the grave?
Speaker 20 (29:02):
That is kind of strange.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Oh yeah, see, but I've never been to one of those.
I feel like that's more in the movies.
Speaker 13 (29:07):
Oh, I've been one of those.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing? What do we do?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
It's real, it's real.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Oh here's my favorite. Why do Americans always eat meat
loaf in films and on TV? What is a meat loaf?
It's a very American thing.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Isn't it interesting how they see us and they witness
our our way of life?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (29:33):
Absolutely, Here's what.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of throw pillows? Or is this just in the movies?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's real?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Didn't you say something about your husband and being a
brit He was commenting on all the throw pillows we have.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like, because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows, and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take so I am not allowed to have
as many as I would like.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate?
Speaker 26 (30:10):
Yeah, well I have a question for you about Sheldon.
Does he really drink a lot of tea or is
that just in the movie?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
He does not? Okay, I mean I think maybe when
he lived there he did, but he drinks more coffee now.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Then they're always drinking tea.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
That's what they drink.
Speaker 13 (30:25):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.
Speaker 20 (30:37):
They have to do that top right.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Hei tea? And then what do we do? We throw
it in the Boston harbor?
Speaker 11 (30:40):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Exactly your taxation?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Do Americans really eat potato chips on a plate with
their lunch?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's so weird, that's so weird.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
And then a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Do they really put potato chips on the sandwich?
Speaker 21 (30:54):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (30:55):
It's sour cream and onion. Potato chips on a salami
and cheese sandwich is heaven? Oh my god?
Speaker 20 (31:01):
So good?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
So again these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake id's.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Americans? Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?
Speaker 20 (31:16):
That's funny too.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
How many times if you said, when't you come in
and sit down? They go, no, no, I'm just dropping something
off and then they don't leave for like an hour
and you're standing at the door.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door? Match?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Or is it just a movie thing? Because if they do,
that's really emmer effort dumb.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
Yeah, that's true, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Scary?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes?
Speaker 22 (31:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Do Americans usually take high school football games? Really? Seriously?
Is that just something in the movies? No?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Especially seriously?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah? Do Americans actually eat peanut butter and jelly? Or
is it like a fake movie thing, no amazing. According
to the movies, all Americans have a bag of frozen
peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them while cooking.
Why I used frozen peas just last night, so.
Speaker 20 (32:08):
Shut out to cook with Yes, okay, you're supposed to
do with them if.
Speaker 13 (32:14):
You hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, oh you put another black eye.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?
Speaker 13 (32:23):
My boy, that's so disturbing.
Speaker 20 (32:25):
I hate that one.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home Well?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hold on saying, see, I drink sometimes I drink milk
out of the cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it. It's fine.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
Well, technically you're not supposed to do that still, because
once you introduce your saliva into something, it changes, it
starts to break it down.
Speaker 20 (32:42):
So technically you're.
Speaker 13 (32:43):
Not supposed to Thank you here, welcome science the Americans.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Do Americans actually care about Homecoming as much as the
movies make it out to be? Okay?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Not where I grew up, We did not have Homecoming
in the Bronx where I grew up. That was a
movie thing we did.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We had homecoming, Homecoming King and Queen, a big homecoming
game where people would come back, the alumni from high
school days would come back.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Mollie is online. Two, Hey, Molly, isn't this list interesting?
How they perceive us overseas?
Speaker 27 (33:15):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy, you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup. And he was from like
(33:36):
Germany or something, And when we handed him the red
solo cup, he freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh,
it's the cup.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You see.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
I would do the reverse. I would go to Germany
and go, oh my god, it's a steine, a beer.
I see you guys eat drinking out of those beer
steins in your beer gardens all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's a beer garden.
Speaker 27 (34:07):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yay, I love it, I love it. You freaked out?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
So was it a Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red solo cup?
Speaker 27 (34:18):
Yes, he did, he said, I cannot wait to go
home until everybody I went to an American party and
drink from the red Solo cup.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
You know, the Solo Cup company should make a red
Solo Stein where the heads a little lid on the
top of a beer stein.
Speaker 20 (34:33):
I have an idea here, well, don't you.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Remember, Well, I wanted to do the Weinstein.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is my idea.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That was my idea.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Clearly the thing is and then so it's like drinking wine,
but it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it. So I can't you know,
I don't want to after him. Weinstein screwed me up.
Speaker 27 (34:56):
You'll never have a party fell.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you, Thank you so much for listening. Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.
Speaker 22 (35:03):
Thanks, thanks a lot.
Speaker 27 (35:03):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What was that, Gandhi?
Speaker 13 (35:06):
So in a ninety day fiance? You know, the concept
is you get engaged to somebody from overseas, bring them
here and introduce them to the American way of life
before you get married. Every single fiance from overseas is
stunned by the American breakfast.
Speaker 20 (35:21):
They all say, what is this sugar bomb?
Speaker 13 (35:23):
That you guys hit yourselves with immediately, like the cereals
that we eat. Donuts, Oh my god, donuts, throw them off, Bacon,
the amount of processed meat, all of it.
Speaker 20 (35:32):
I mean, they are just like you start the day
with this. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You don't.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Out of all my travels overseas, only the UK did
like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Yes, are you good.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
You go to France or Italy what a grease stage
and they're like, what does have coffee?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Shut up right? What's scary? Counterpoint?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
When I went to Italy, I was looking for breakfast,
I'm like, where are the eggs?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And they're like, no, you could have this roll with
some lutella on it, and that's your broad slice like
Deli meats and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
What.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this? But they
didn't have it. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list. Uh okay. Do
Americans actually have lab partners? This? This is the movie thing?
Why don't they do schoolwork alone?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Do Americans eat fish fingers? I've seen them in American
film fish fingers like six yeah, fish sticks? So funny?
Speaker 15 (36:36):
Right?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's what we do? And in movies?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Why do Americans crumple their money? Is this actually a
real thing in life? Because I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I do that. I like a dollar bill like like
it looks like trash. Yeah whatever, Hello Becky, Hello, oh cheerio.
So the stereotype is correct. How much tea do you
drink per day?
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I always have a cup of my old gray in
the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly about
an hour later or another hour later. But in England
they drink.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
So much tea.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
My mum and my dad drink tea all the time.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
And my sister they.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Won't go home and have a beer, They go have
a enough cup of tea.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Right See. I love that. When I'm over there, I
get into the tea culture because it's it's it's fun.
You know, I feel like I'm in England. I'm drinking
tea and.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember my mom,
my mother in law. She would always say, oh, can I.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Make you a cup of tea? Will that make you
feel better?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
You know?
Speaker 21 (37:34):
It's like, yeah, just cue as things, but doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
In England, if you have workers come in the house,
say you're doing your bathroom or whatever, the first thing
they do is you make me a cup of tea,
and then definitely have milk and always have sugar in
the tea. And then throughout the day you just make
tea constantly for them.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
There you go, it's a tea all the time. It's
a tea machine. Becky.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
It's it's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank you for listening
to it. So I hope you have a very very
fabulous day today.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much.
Speaker 21 (38:04):
You too, have a lovely day, you too.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
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Speaker 24 (38:38):
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Speaker 3 (38:44):
The Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm an adult man, right, we all agree sometimes?
Speaker 6 (38:51):
So do you think less of me if I'm like
into like fruity pebbles can grown men can grown women?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Grown grown ups eat? So that isn't like health conscious?
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Yes, I hope. So I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Like what's your serious?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
I love cookie crisp, I love fruit loops. I love
fruity pebbles and cocoa puffs.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
So, uh, Because I heard the story about a friend
of mine she spent the weekend with her new boyfriend
and he would wake up in the morning and throw
down a bowl of fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And she was like, Uh, aren't you a little old
for fruit loops, and I told her, I was it.
That's rude.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
I said, you're gonna throw away a possible great relationship
with someone because they eat fruit loops.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Yeah see, I think opposite. I think it's weird the
little kids are eating some of that stuff because it's
just all sugar.
Speaker 20 (39:35):
Right, we're adults. We can make bad choices. Little kitchen
be doing that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, frog, what do you think?
Speaker 17 (39:40):
I just poured a bowl of Captain Crunch with the
crunchberry milk, so I just dumped them into a cup
and just ate a whole cup.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I think it's better Lucky Charms without milk. But then
you have to get the extra marshmallows because they never
put enough marshmallows, and so you got to buy the
extra bag and then stump it in.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Okay, but back to my point. My point is this
what kid food? Who do you love?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean I love I call them chicken fingers.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Yeah, oh, macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Mac and cheese is Oh you can make this.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
For a And we were just talking about the dinosaur
chicken nuggets. My nephew will only eat dinosaur chicken nuggets,
so I always have them in the house for him.
But I always finish the bag before he comes over
because I love the dinosaur chicken.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Us.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
See, you're an adult and you can eat those peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches. I could eat those every single
day for lunch. Yeah, but there are some people who
will judge me as an older guy, a man eating
a kid's food.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
We don't need those people around your kitchen. I like
the potatoes, the frozen potatoes that are in the shape
of a smiley face.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Those a nice And who does love a big old
plate a tater tots?
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Okay, So back to your cereal Like what kid cereals
do you have in there? And I hate to even
label them.
Speaker 28 (40:45):
Well, I mean we have everything, and the thing is
they're targeted and marketed toward kids. I mean anybody can
eat them, but they are, you know, in the kid
cereal category. You know it's all the pebbles and lucky
charms and cocoa puffs, cinnamon toast crunch, all of those.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
But adults do eat them. I mean should we, like.
Speaker 28 (41:01):
You know, be afraid then the hide remember that one?
Remember the frosted flace commercial from the nineties or the
late eighties where when they would be eating it in
the shadow because they weren't supposed to be eating kid cereals. So,
I mean, that's a thing. It's it's what what.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
About the whole tricks campaign, silly rabbit tricks for kids?
Speaker 20 (41:17):
That's nonsense, I know.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh yeah, I'm just mad at the tricks commercial.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Like Scary came in one day eating a jar of
those Gerbert apple sauce things.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I mean, I'm like a little baby, little baby picture
on the Gerber bottle.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
You think about it, it's the same. It's like a
little nice portion for one person. It is sometimes they
want a little snack.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Hey, who was Gerbert. It's just the name Gerbert. It
sounds like a baby, like a sound of baby. Come
a little baby girl.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Has these little puffs that like melt in your mouth. No,
not the yogurt melts. They're like they come in like
a mape flavor. There's a vanilla flavor, and there's also
like a cheese doodle flavor.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
When I was on Weight.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
In the Morning Show, Gerbert was an actual guy, Danny Gerber.
He was an American manufacturer of baby food and founded
the Gerbert Gerbert Food Company. Mister I need some in
the clurb what Scotty.
Speaker 28 (42:33):
And as an adult, you know what, I feel weird
eating the apple sauce pouches that you suck on. I
love those, but I feel like adults should not be
eating those.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
It's like a cow utter of apple sauce and you
have to milk it into your mouth exactly. Just the
act alone is kind of dirty.
Speaker 17 (42:49):
Yeah, frog, I like to taste the pedia Lite And
I know pedia Lite is like you know, Pedia Shore
whatever all that stuff is for like babies. But I
love pedia Lit. I'll drink that sometimes when I when
I don't want gatory.
Speaker 20 (43:00):
I have lots of.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Friends who drink pedia Light after a night of drinking soccer.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, we do pedia Lights on Sunday morning. You know
what else is good?
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Stony Field makes this organic baby yogurt and it's got
a little baby on the cover, but there's a vanilla flavor.
I am telling you by it. Okay, you will, you will,
You'll never eat a different day.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah you have. You have driven the point home.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
It's okay for us adults to enjoy foods that are
marketed for kids. Yes and so, and being that the
King of the Uh Serial Killers podcast Scottie.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yes, absolutely, you can eat fruit loops. Why not?
Speaker 28 (43:35):
I mean, yes, the mascots are cartoons, but it doesn't matter.
Cats like cartoons.
Speaker 20 (43:39):
I love cartoons.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Good morning, high Blair.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
Oh yeah, you have that big LC energy, big lucky
Charms energy.
Speaker 29 (43:50):
Absolutely could eat lucky Charms three meals a day.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And now has anyone ever given you grapes like you're
an adult?
Speaker 6 (43:59):
You really should be eating some sort of whole grain
wheat based cereal.
Speaker 9 (44:04):
Oh absolutely, they're like you're almost forty.
Speaker 22 (44:07):
Why are you obsessed with emotionals?
Speaker 15 (44:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
And now I will agree.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
I hope you agree with this as well. I also
like to eat fruity pebbles because it takes me back
to my childhood. There's nothing wrong with it, Like exactly
I feel.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I feel comforted over a big bowl of fruit, and
of course it's real fruit.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
Right, there's nothing wrong with that. H Thank you Blair,
have a good day. Enjoy your lucky charms.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Uh oh, we used to eat these, Hi Tammy, Well,
good morning, Well, good morning. Do you love those frozen,
uncrustable sandwiches. We used to eat those all the time.
Speaker 19 (44:42):
Here, I'm a nurse and I eat one every day
for dinner while I'm at work, because you only get
the thirty minute breaks.
Speaker 22 (44:50):
That's blood.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
You know what's kind of funnybout uncrustables. It really is
the laziest thing in the world, because it's like, it's
so easy to make a peanut butter sandwich, right, but
they make it for you and they freeze it.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
But wait, do you like it when it's totally unfrozen
or just a little cold?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Still?
Speaker 19 (45:05):
I throw it into my lunchbox when it's frozen, So
by the time dinner comes, it's still cold, but it's
not frozen.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
There you go, at a girl, peanut butter and jelly
someone else made for you. It's like Mom made it
for you. Then they cut off the crust, right, so.
Speaker 19 (45:18):
Nice because my real mom whenever would have cut off
the crust.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, Tammy, thank you, have a great day. All right?
So I think one more.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Example then we all agree it's okay for adults to
eat kids marketed food like Nick?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
For instance, Hi, Nick, good morning. What do you eat?
I take a lunchabol to work every day. Hell yeah, lunchable.
So it's like a little ham or little turkey, little
cheese or a little charcutery board a little cracker.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (45:45):
The one I'm taking right now has a Caprice sun
pouch in it too, so.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You hit the jackpot now. And that's the thing it is.
It's it's really a quick portable charcuterie board. That's it.
Sharkucci boarders, Sharkucci. All right, Nick, you enjoy your lunchables
today and have a great day. Okay, you two, thanks,
thank you?
Speaker 28 (46:07):
And I love the kid fresh frozen meals. I always
steal my daughter's mac and cheese wheels. Always think that
green box They're so good.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Why not alcious? All right? You know what?
Speaker 6 (46:16):
You know what we do on this show. We take
a topic and beat it to hell for fifteen minutes, and.
Speaker 8 (46:21):
Then we talk about food, and then we're all hungry
all the time.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Nate, why do you have to like, why do you
have to ruin everything? We're in here having like a
happy conversation, he says. By the way, the original Gerber
baby died. It was so interesting.
Speaker 26 (46:35):
I go in this deep dive of the Gerber name
and then I click on the Gerber baby.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
She just died and was ninety five years old. The
origin a Gerber baby we're having fun talking about eating
kids foods. Like, Oh, by the way, the original Gerber
baby just passed away.
Speaker 20 (46:48):
It's Nate.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But she wasn't a Gerber baby anymore. She was ninety
five years old, Gerbert grandma. But at the same time,
I just thought that was fascinating. She was born in Westport, Connecticut.
She died in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Maybe she listened to it.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
Okay, all right, here you go, so enjoy your here's
my challenge today.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You must eat nothing but kid food. Today's kid food Daylight.
Go grab your go girt and enjoy the day at sports.
Speaker 6 (47:20):
You know, the original gurt baby passed away.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Oh look that up.
Speaker 8 (47:27):
Maybe don't do it.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I got run over by a go cart. Is that
the same as a go go girt?
Speaker 24 (47:41):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Today's phone tap I hear is golden.
Speaker 8 (47:48):
No, it's not gold and it's okay, it's not that skewy.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
So let's go to Danielle. What's it all about, Danielle.
Speaker 8 (47:53):
It's from Leila, she says. My husband and I went
to Orlando for a vacation. We just got back. I
want you to call him and tell him that we
damaged our room and now we have to pay. He's
not gonna be happy. So I'm going to start the call,
and then I'm going to conference the leader and who
obviously is already in on the entire thing.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Today's Daniel phone text.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
The morning of Vij's I'm happy.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
Yes, I'm looking for VJ. Tommadaloe please Yes, Hi, this
is Leslie, veteran from Florida. How you doing today?
Speaker 21 (48:21):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (48:22):
How are you doing good? We have some issues with
the room and how you guys left it.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (48:27):
There is a hole in the wall.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
A hole in the wall. There's no question about no, no, no, no.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
No, yeah, there's a whole.
Speaker 11 (48:34):
You don't have no thing to punch a holding anybody's
wall because we have houses of our own.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
I understand that. But did you have a fight with
wife or something?
Speaker 18 (48:41):
No?
Speaker 8 (48:41):
No, no, no, of course not.
Speaker 11 (48:42):
My wife and I are party good terms. So I
guess whoever is that prior to Oris must have done that. No,
so you should have those who will checked down. No, sir, there, no, no,
there's no reason if I any hold in the wall.
We are not kind of people to dominitip of things,
and I why would we go and punch and holding
somebody's wall.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
I don't know, maybe you had a fight or.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Maybe no, no, no, I'll explained to you.
Speaker 11 (49:02):
We never have a fight. We never do fight, even
in New York. We never fight.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
You never fight with your wife. Come on, sir, No, no.
Speaker 11 (49:07):
No, we don't fight.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
We don't.
Speaker 11 (49:09):
We don't describe people properties.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Are you sure that you're I'm pretty sure. See now
you said you're pretty sure.
Speaker 11 (49:15):
No, no, I'm pretty sure. It means one hundred percent. Miss.
Are you trying to accuse me?
Speaker 15 (49:19):
Look?
Speaker 11 (49:19):
Come up your eye hearty, Okay. We don't fight with anybody.
I don't fight to my wife. We don't punch up
hole in nobody's houses or wolves.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
Everybody fights with their wife.
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Come on now, no, no, no, this is a particular guy
that doesn't fight as well. I have no reason to
fight my Why you're on a vacation and there's no
reason for us to fight. I never fight with my wife.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
She never does anything to you that you get angry.
Speaker 11 (49:39):
Oh no, no, no, I'm telling you the last time.
We do not fight. I do not punch a.
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Whole What about the cigarette burns in the rub.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Excuse me, I'm asking your cigarette burns and what matters you.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Miss cigarette burns?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (49:54):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
I don't smoke.
Speaker 8 (49:56):
Does your wife smoke?
Speaker 11 (49:57):
My wife doesn't smoke either.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Oh my god, how do you know your wife could
be hiding it from you?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
There?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Like you're accusing me the bunch of things that we
don't have no reason to do.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Well, there was a picture in the room that had
the damage to it.
Speaker 11 (50:11):
Oh look at that now? Are you ficking?
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Man?
Speaker 15 (50:14):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (50:14):
Honestly, you're making it sound like you're like the perfect family.
Give me a break.
Speaker 11 (50:18):
No, no, people like you upset me in a poverty
Monday morning or Tuesday morning. You upset me because we
don't do those things, So do not I cuse up
again any war work from you? I accuse off of
damaging something and burning the rocks when we don't even smoke.
Speaker 8 (50:32):
Can you hold one second place? Can you believe this guy?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Excuse me, man, he's totally lying to us.
Speaker 11 (50:39):
No, no, no, you hello, I'm just gonna go ahead
and charge the car. No no, no, you're not that fun.
No way.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Yeah, his wife gave me permission, so I'm just gonna
believe me or not. So I'm gonna just go ahead
and do it.
Speaker 11 (50:52):
Do something in the wall there.
Speaker 8 (50:53):
Hello, I have on tape your wife's saying that you
smoke before you go into the bathtub. So you have
not my wife?
Speaker 11 (50:59):
I smell yes, no no no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
We did not your rug.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
Sorry, we didn't burn your place.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
Okay, I just had someone call your wife. She's on hold. Hello, Hello,
did your husband get angry and punch a hole in
the wall?
Speaker 21 (51:14):
I didn't see no wall. Time he get angry?
Speaker 11 (51:17):
How could you see it?
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Off?
Speaker 11 (51:18):
Lila?
Speaker 8 (51:19):
Does he get angry? Ever, I do not get hungry.
Speaker 11 (51:21):
It doesn't matter you.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
You're screaming right now.
Speaker 11 (51:23):
You're trying to put us of the possessor to be
guilty of something we didn't do.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
It wasn't matter you, miss Leela.
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Did you not say, Lila?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
He smoked? Like?
Speaker 11 (51:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Why not?
Speaker 8 (51:33):
Every time?
Speaker 21 (51:33):
Like if you drink a beer, he'll smoke.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
Did he drink a beer in the room?
Speaker 11 (51:36):
What miss?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Miss misser, you had.
Speaker 8 (51:41):
A beer in the fridge? She just said it. Come
on now, just admit it.
Speaker 11 (51:44):
No, no, come on me, miss excuse me? Are you kidding?
Speaker 8 (51:47):
Me just say I burned the hole in the rug.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Excuse me.
Speaker 11 (51:50):
You see that's anything. You're trying to brainwash us. So idiots,
well listen, let me just have to pay. He hung
up on this one. Just just hung up on this one.
Speaker 21 (51:58):
Just stay for it and that's it.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
They have means and reason.
Speaker 21 (52:03):
Just pay for it.
Speaker 11 (52:03):
And could you just called me hang the city up
and talk to me.
Speaker 8 (52:11):
We have something to tell you. This is Danielle Mon
Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. When you
just got phone tapped.
Speaker 11 (52:21):
The phone.
Speaker 21 (52:24):
Every morning. I can't believe this.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by autharticipates.
Speaker 24 (52:37):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
So, okay, it's easy to talk about this here in
New York because we have a lot of tourists. But
every city has tourists. Every city has visitors who come
in who don't understand the nuances of their city. For instance,
here in New York, if you go to Times Square,
most likely you're a tourist and you're if you're gonna
be taking advan, it's probably gonna happen in Times Square.
Another thing, we know you're a tourist if you're always
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walking around looking up at the building.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yes, yes, we know you're a tourist. Yes, we also
know you're a tourist. Here's when you may not know.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
If you get that world famous slice of New York
City pizza and you use a fork or knife, or
if you don't fold it in half lengthwise on the slies,
you're probably a tourist.
Speaker 13 (53:22):
Oh, guilty of both of those, right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
So anyway, so if you go to Philly and call
it Philadelphia, they know you're a tourist.
Speaker 20 (53:31):
Interesting it is, okay.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
If you go to San Francisco and call it San
fran they know you're a tourist. All right, So let
me know, what do you see in your city that
makes you go bing tourist?
Speaker 25 (53:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (53:44):
They used to wear the big cameras around their necks,
those shorts and the socks pulled up.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, that's that's definitely. That almost sounds like my dad. Yeah,
getting ready to mow the yard.
Speaker 13 (53:55):
I love watching people take pictures with their iPads.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
It makes the las hard. You put your TV screen down.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
I can't see.
Speaker 17 (54:03):
I saw that the whole time we were on vacation
in Greece, people holding up giant iPad.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I'm like, I can't see because your iPads are the
way I thought they were.
Speaker 6 (54:12):
I thought they were like just shielding themselves from the
sun or something like, what, Oh, it's an iPad.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
They're taking a picture. Yes, straight, Okay.
Speaker 26 (54:19):
So when I lived in Los Angeles, people would come
to visit me, and they would always.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Say, Oh, it's great out here at La La Land.
Nobody in La calls it La La La.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
The name of the movie.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
That's it's a movie that is.
Speaker 6 (54:31):
Nobody there calls it La La La. Just like in
New York, you don't call this the Big Apple. You
can see him walking into the street, yep, yup. First,
gotta shay. We love it here in a big Apple.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Okay, Well, we welcome you to our city.
Speaker 6 (54:45):
Oh another one in Atlanta, never call it Hot Lanta.
I learned that when I lived there. Yeah, you can
call it the atl if you want.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (54:54):
If you're in Miami, nobody that lives there calls it Soby.
Nobody goes to Soby. It's South Beach. Don't call it
sob soby is.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Just you know what's gotty.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
On that note, Froggy, I spend all my time in
South Beach when I go there, and that that in
of itself.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
You know, tourists, you don't get to see the rest.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Scary. You are a tourist. Scary. It's so funny you
get mad with the weirdest thing.
Speaker 17 (55:20):
Just tourist things for the tourists.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
That's what they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Okay, I'm not saying that we're getting mad at you
for doing this. I'm just saying, if you don't want
to look like a tourist, don't do these things. It's
not about anger.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Scary. You're like that little short man in the bagel store.
Calmed you really are you? Really should? You really should
calm that.
Speaker 13 (55:42):
Down that guy.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, hey, so, Froggy, you and I both being from
the South, yes, we were learning on the text messages.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
You know you're not from the South.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
When you order a tea unsweetened, right, you have to
order sweet tea, sweet tea. Yeah, it's one word, sweet teae.
Speaker 17 (56:02):
Right, It's right, exactly, It is one word, and they
drags together sweet tea.
Speaker 25 (56:05):
I know.
Speaker 6 (56:06):
But now when I go visit, I always order on
sweetened tea. That look at me like, oh, where are
you from? Not here anyway, So it's ordering sweet tea
is one thing to do. Don't go to Jersey and
call it Joisey. They know you're not from there, exactly, Christy.
Speaker 9 (56:21):
Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Good morning? Doing well?
Speaker 21 (56:23):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, okay, you're in a good place all right. So
where do you live?
Speaker 21 (56:28):
I live in Florida, okay.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And you know someone's a tourist when they.
Speaker 21 (56:32):
Do what when they drive twenty miles an hour below
the speed limit in the rain?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Wow?
Speaker 21 (56:39):
Everybody in Florida that is a tourist has no idea
how to drive.
Speaker 19 (56:43):
In the rain.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, because it's rain. I mean there's like downpours and
you're used to it, right.
Speaker 21 (56:48):
I mean, hello, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
All right, Look, be proud and you drive when you
see rain on the way, drive faster exactly.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Prove that you're from there. All right. Thank you, Christy,
thanks for listening to us today. I appreciate it.
Speaker 21 (57:02):
Thanks having to day.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (57:04):
Oh, someone from Philly said, you know you're a tourist
in Philly if you eat it patch or Gino's.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's not nice.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Do not call Fort Lauderdale fort Lickerdale?
Speaker 8 (57:14):
What about for it's Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 6 (57:20):
So, look, if if someone rolls through your town and
you know they're a tourist, rather than make fun of them,
reach out and help them, let them know we don't
call it Fort lotty Dotty fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 13 (57:34):
I shall let them have their fun for lotty Dotty.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Uh See, we have a ton of these in New York,
a megaton of them.
Speaker 8 (57:42):
See, I feel like where I'm from, in the Bronx,
we still call it the boogie Down, Like I live
in the Boogie Down, Like we still say it.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Hey, do you have someone on the phone a street Nate?
Do you have oh straight name? Let me ask you,
being from Erie, Pennsylvania, how do you know if they're
a tourist.
Speaker 26 (58:00):
It's easy because nobody goes there.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
So if you see one person walking down the street,
ah tauris.
Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Nobody goes there to visit. That's the thing.
Speaker 13 (58:09):
All the locals take the picture of the tourist.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Right.
Speaker 6 (58:11):
I will give you one bit of advice tourists here
in New York. When you ask a New Yorker for directions.
We will always stop down and be polite. We will
always help you get to where you're going. Here's my problem.
New York is confusing sometimes. So someone will asks me, Hey,
how do you get to list Bernard Street? And I'll go, oh,
you go down this way two blocks and turn right.
And then as they're walking away, I'll go, I sent
them the wrong way too, And then you're like, you
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have this guilt wave of guilt.
Speaker 8 (58:35):
Then you go, they're gonna think New Yorkers suck.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Yeah, So text message is you're a tourist in the
WV when you call it Western Virginia. Oh, it's West Virginia.
All right, I'm done?
Speaker 30 (58:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Oh I got a don't call what I'm saying. We're
just gonna sit here wait for a phone call. We
have nothing better to do.
Speaker 13 (58:57):
Hello, Jill, Oh I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Well, I'm glad you finally made it. We've been waiting
for your call. So where are you calling from?
Speaker 18 (59:06):
Well, that's driving all from mister Connecticut to go to work.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Oh, we love Mystic Connecticut all the time. So how
do you know they're a tourist when you see them
doing this? In Mystic, Connecticut.
Speaker 18 (59:17):
Going to Mystic Pizza and rating about how good the
pizza actually is.
Speaker 8 (59:23):
It's like the movie Mystic Pizza.
Speaker 18 (59:25):
Yeah, and everybody brings up mixtic Pizza. I want to
see Julia roberts and she's never there.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Julia Robertson. She's still not showing up for work.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
He did that movie like years ago.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Okay, so where do you go for pizza? Where do
you go for clampie? Where where do you go?
Speaker 1 (59:39):
We go to Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
All right, the people have missed it. Pizza hate us
right now? Let it go? All all right, Jill, thank
you for listening to us. Hello, Kristin Bye, tell me
how you know? First of all, where are you from?
Speaker 6 (59:58):
Absolutely the They told us our show would not work
in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, all right, so you know
they're a tourist in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
When they do what.
Speaker 31 (01:00:12):
Definitely, when you're driving and you see cars kind of
just stop randomly in the middle of the road and
people hanging out taking pictures of the Alemish and the
horse and buggies.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Yeah, stop stop taking pictures of the Amish.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
They're just trying.
Speaker 31 (01:00:26):
They're just doing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Their normal exactly. They're living their lives. Leave them alone.
I know, I know they're they're from such a beautiful
culture and they're just doing their own things. Leave alone.
They're not here for your play exactly.
Speaker 31 (01:00:43):
And the four horse and buggies are just getting washed
like they have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
All right, Well, thank you very nice. When you're driving through,
when you're driving through Lancaster, do not stop and take
a picture of the horse. All right, thank you, christ
I have a great day, guys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
All right, hello Jess, Hi, where are you from.
Speaker 18 (01:01:03):
I'm from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Okay. So you know they're a tourist when you see.
Speaker 18 (01:01:07):
Them, do what Well when they say we're going to
the Jersey Shore and they're referring to sea and.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Dives, okay, seaside, Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Jersey Shore was based in Seaside Heights in Seaside.
Speaker 18 (01:01:21):
Yes, but but no one that actually lives in New
Jersey called it the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah, they just called they say they go to Seaside,
I mean New Jersey Shore. That's that's a TV thing, right.
And then there's the well, then there's the argument about
people who say down the shore because that's a big
Jersey thing as well. But only people outside of Jersey
say that, right, yes.
Speaker 18 (01:01:42):
And only people that you know have never been here
want to go here because I live ten minutes from
the beach and it's nothing exciting.
Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Live in New Jersey, and I the Jersey Shore to
me is summer. I mean, I love it.
Speaker 18 (01:02:00):
I like it like in May, like before people start
coming down.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You see.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
That's the thing. When you're from there, it's a whole
different thing. I get it. People are like, hey, we
want to visit your New York.
Speaker 17 (01:02:11):
I'm like, why why would you do you?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I mean, I love New There for a week, all right, dude,
why do you do that to yourself? I just thank you.
Speaker 18 (01:02:21):
Very much, all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
You know who's a big old tourist and that's scary
when he visits Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Oh my god, every time I have to go buy
the thing the star maps on the corner and then
take the TMZ bus tour.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And you gotta go see the Elvis Durant star on
the Hollywood Walk of fe Okay, okay, so every time
I'm in Los Angeles with pr Guru to the Stars,
Stephen Levine, we have to go buy the Houses of
the Dead Stars.
Speaker 11 (01:02:45):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
And he actually we actually had.
Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
To go to Brentwood and we had to stop in
front of Joan Crawford's old house and he said, he said,
hold on, I'm gonna take a picture.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
No, we're not gonna go take a picture. That's a home.
Then he says, let's go to where the O. J.
Simpson murders happened. Yet, so he tried to crawl over
the fence.
Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
What are you doing to crawl over the fence?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
I went over and put like my camera over the fence.
I did at Marylyn's house too, and I got a
picture of a woman buttoning up her child's coat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
People live there, I know, but Marilyn died there.
Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
And then we have to go to the Then we
have to go to the Graveyard of the Stars.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Oh my god, look Fred Astare.
Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
I'm like, hello, front's upstairs right now. I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
We went to Los Angeles for a year.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
You were staring the Walk of Fame.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
We landed and scary goes, would you take us to
the Brady Bunch House?
Speaker 25 (01:03:29):
Really?
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
And you'll get there in the middle of a neighborhood
and we're in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Is quiet?
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Is it over into Luca Lake?
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Whereas Yeah, it's into Lookal Lake.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So look, okay, scary, stop screaming. Good God. If you're
if you want to come visit New York as a tourist,
you're gonna hear people screaming like that all day long.
Speaker 13 (01:03:45):
There's a lot of yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
There's a lot of yelling here, yell, there's no one
on that line.
Speaker 17 (01:03:50):
We were tourists in the Bahamas one time. Danielle wanted
to go buy a graveyard, got sick and started throwing up.
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Where Anna Cole Smith was?
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Did you do up on Ennaa Cole Smith's graveyard?
Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Thankfully I didn't get there, Tara greg ear before I puked.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
First, I got Nancy, Hi, Nancy, where are you calling from?
Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
Hi?
Speaker 27 (01:04:07):
From Baltimore, Maryland?
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Okay, Look, you know what beautiful city. I love it there.
So but you're gonna know I'm a tourist.
Speaker 18 (01:04:13):
If I do what if you eat team crabs with
a bib and vinyl gloves.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Yeah, if you go to a restaurant to eat crabs
and they come behind you and put a bib around
your neck tell them no, I rebuke thee.
Speaker 18 (01:04:29):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
There's nothing like people, you know, eating crabs and they
look like they look like they're ready for like they're
gone to collogists, ready to go for an exam. I'm like,
I don't want to eat crabs in place, and then
you asked me to put my ankles in stirrups.
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
You know what I'm saying, Nancy, I love it. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 19 (01:04:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I have a good one, you too, Thanks for listening. Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Andrew from Austin, Texas. How you doing Austin, Austin's own Andrew,
I used to live there too. But if I came
back today and did what, I would look like a tourist.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
If you go to and you don't order keeso, yeah,
if you don't get kiso, the like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Could we get some caso?
Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You're such an Austin nite. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Austin is such a great seat, you know, Andrew. I
used to go there when I was a kid, which
was a long time ago, and it was a little different.
It was all hippies. I mean there were people everywhere
that look like hippies everywhere, And I hope that they're
still kind of holding onto that vibe. I mean it
still has that freedom vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Ryan, Oh yeah, they're still all here. Yeah there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Keep in mind, if you're in Austin, always order KESO.
All right, I'm in all right, Andrew, thank you for
listening to us.
Speaker 13 (01:05:34):
I think that's a good rule. No matter where you are,
always get the KESO.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
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I've Never Said This Before. It's a podcast where he
interviews our favorite actress and artists. Tommy who's on the
podcast this week?
Speaker 32 (01:05:50):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lana Perilla on the show today,
who was in the new j Lo Action flick at List,
which is all about the world of AI. And she
also shares with me one of her biggest fears that
she has never told anyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Elvista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Stop being a douche yes now, you know. And by
the way, just because you're a woman doesn't mean you
can't be a douchebag too, you know. I know women
and men who are a bunch of douches.
Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Well, to be honest, the woman should be the one
that's the douche, because really.
Speaker 25 (01:06:31):
Well no.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Douches really don't know douches or douches like a a
a hole and a douche to me are the same thing. Yeah,
so stop it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
So I was I was walking down just mining own
business yesterday, moving from point A to point B on
the streets of New York City, and there's this guy
coming out of a store with the door open, yelling
at the person behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
You can't treat me this way. I will give you
a bad yelp. Ready, you know it was just unnecessary. Yeah,
and of course me under my breath, douche.
Speaker 19 (01:07:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Just be nice, Yeah, be nice to people.
Speaker 13 (01:07:08):
That happened with Andrew and I yesterday we went to
dinner and a guy came in to pick up a
to go order, and the lady said he had to
come back in ten minutes, so he left while he
was furious, and then came back a minute later because
I guess they texted him that it was ready. You
wasted my time.
Speaker 20 (01:07:21):
You told me I had ten minutes left, and now
here I am again, and answer.
Speaker 13 (01:07:24):
And I were both scared.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Stop being a dude. People who like to pick fights,
people who it seems like they're trying to get arrested something.
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
It's like I just want I just want people to
stop being douchey, And like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
What about people who correct you on the tiniest little
thing And you're like, you knew what I was saying,
You knew what I meant. Why are you stopping this conversation?
Why just to point out that you're so smart?
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
Why are you saying that when Brodie's not in the room,
always not here?
Speaker 13 (01:07:51):
Dang it, I wasted all that energy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
So I just try to monitor your your douchiness.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Look, I know that sometimes we don't get our way
and sometimes we have to blow off steam, and there
was a time and a place for that kind of stuff.
But I mean to an embarrassed like someone working in
retail or you know, of course, knowing that there's an
audience there to catch it.
Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
Awful.
Speaker 13 (01:08:14):
At one time almost tucked and rolled out of an
Uber because this girl I was in the uber with
was so rude to the uber driver and she was like,
do you even speak English? Tell me if you follow along?
Speaker 20 (01:08:24):
I was like, dude, I'm so.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Sorry, she's awful. Yeah, is that a friend of yours?
Speaker 15 (01:08:28):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:08:29):
God, no, it was when I had to uber pool.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Okay, like it's you knows.
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Yeah, all right, So I guess just today is the
day where you know, if you see douchery, walk away
from it, because I think fighting a douchebag is like
douchey too. Yeah, could you guys give give that douche
head the space, let him do their own thing.
Speaker 13 (01:08:52):
Maybe we can like come up with our own little
pad of like douchebag tickets and write one and just
hand it to them as we're walking away.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Okay, pardon me, you're a douche but I think that's
douchey too. Point out to do shee?
Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
We need to douche out the douchebags exactly.
Speaker 26 (01:09:04):
Can I say though, I think the world needs douchebag Okay,
talk about it because it makes everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It makes you appreciate the nice people when you have
a douchebag come up to you and you have.
Speaker 26 (01:09:12):
To deal with them, like, oh my god, really I
got to deal with this guy doesn't know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
And then Danielle comes up and she's nice and sweet.
Speaker 26 (01:09:19):
You're like, oh my god, I love life because you
have the good and the bad, the bad being the douchebag.
Speaker 13 (01:09:25):
All right, well, I'm sorry, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Don't we need douchebags in the world.
Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
I guess without douchebags in the world, he's trying to say,
you wouldn't appreciate exactly positive size.
Speaker 17 (01:09:36):
If there was no bad, then there wouldn't be good.
Everything would just be normal. So you gotta have bad
to have good.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Gotta be honest. No, I don't need bad. I don't
need bad.
Speaker 13 (01:09:45):
Many days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for right, right, right,
That's a good point.
Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
That's like I always think, like, do people in Florida
that live there appreciated as much as I do when
I go to visit because they have it all the time?
Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
A bad example, because I mean, you have you have
hurricanes like that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
I mean, but in California, southern California beautiful weather, but
they have you know, fires.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Because I lived in southern California, it was sunny all
the time. I didn't appreciate it. I could have used
some rain. Every now and again. I eat a douchebag.
All right, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
We don't have a little bit of a dB in us, right,
we do something, I guess so, But you know what,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
I just have this feeling that when I don't know,
when I wake up in the morning, I started to
thinking about how grateful I am for all this stuff
that's going on in life and all the surrounded by
just the best people.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
And when you come into contact.
Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
With a human being, be it a stranger or someone
you know, in your course of the conversation, do you
find yourself trying to lift them up in one way
or another.
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
It can be hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Or you know great?
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Or hey, it's good being you know here with you today.
Those little things, to me.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Make everything so great on earth. People who elevate other
people rather than going into a store and start screaming
at someone because of some stupid little thing that really
doesn't matter at the end of the day, and doing
it because you know you have an audience listening to it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I don't. I don't think we need those I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
No, Okay, Snate wants to live in a worldful douchebag,
not not as many douchebags.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
As there are in the world right now, but a
couple sprinkle them in here and there.
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
He's basically saying that douchebags in the world make him
feel happy, which is.
Speaker 20 (01:11:31):
Kind of douchey.
Speaker 17 (01:11:32):
Also bar low for yourself, because when you see a douchebag,
you be if you're just slightly better than that guy there, like, hey,
I'm not him.
Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
So if you're just a bag and not the full
douche it's good.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Okay, now getting weird. What are you doing to get
a dog? But douchebags are calling us? Really yeah, what
do they saying?
Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
You're defending the douchebagger?
Speaker 13 (01:12:01):
How you defend your douchebaggery like you there's no no,
Let's listen. I'm very interesting.
Speaker 17 (01:12:06):
You don't don't judge, I don't judge, don't prejudge a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Defend themselves.
Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
You think you're a douchebag, sometimes wrong, but you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I'm reading some of these texts. I saw a guy
screaming at a cab driver because of the price he
was wearing a Gucci outfit. He can afford it. Let's see.
I think that's douchey. Assuming that someone's dress nice and
they can afford everything.
Speaker 13 (01:12:28):
Oh yeah, I totally agree, especially because we know a
lot of people spend all their money on their clothing
and then they go home to like, you know, nothing,
because they want you to think they have it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
What's that scary, isn't there?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Then two types can we differentiate, the inward douche versus
the outward douche? Like an inward douche is like you're
you're applying to the cars people drive and the things
people wear, versus a douchebag who lashes out and is
outwardly being a douchebag to the public.
Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
A douche is a douche is a douche of course,
of course douche, of course. All right, all right, uh
hit the jingle. Scariest time for the topic train, the
Elvis topic train.
Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Today, the Elvis topic train.
Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
El I mean, the question is why talk about one
thing when you can talk about several different things at
the same time and you get to choose which topic
you want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's
set it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic number one.
(01:13:33):
Are you venmost stalking your significant other or someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you venmos stalking someone? Okay? So far,
so good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Have you ever been beard fished where he was so
hot or maybe she was so hot with a beard
and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know. Or maybe you were hat fished or
COVID mask fished they took off mask, you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Another question on the on the topic train, what did
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right, Ye?
What did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?
Speaker 21 (01:14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:14:25):
Oh, I have one? Can I say it?
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google?
Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
And finally, have you ever been caught speeding because you
were listening to a song that made you speed?
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
What song was it? I want to hear from you
the Elvis.
Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Topic tray, the Elvis topic trays.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Let's get into it. Let's just jump right into it,
all right. I don't know where to start. We're gonna
start at line eleven, right, you gotta help me. I guys,
it's hey Trish. Hey, hell aen, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 19 (01:15:13):
I'm driving to work and that's uh, it's a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
And uh.
Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I always am in a great mood listening to you guys.
Speaker 9 (01:15:20):
And I just had to call in with my story.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?
Speaker 15 (01:15:25):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
The how you were fished?
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Oh, beard fish or or hat fished or mask fished.
Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
I was costume fished at a Halloween costume.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
What happened, Trish?
Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
I'm sure that's really common.
Speaker 21 (01:15:43):
So I met this guy through some friends.
Speaker 14 (01:15:45):
He was dressed as Zoro, and.
Speaker 21 (01:15:49):
And then we went out on a date and I
literally felt deflated, like, oh okay, I like him better
as Zoro.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?
Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Oh god, oh my god, not quite, but totally.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Totally messed up that joke. Well, so you know what,
sometimes you know, in costume it's more mysterious and zoro Yeah, yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
But I was the energizer bunny, So I don't know
what the attraction was there.
Speaker 18 (01:16:25):
I guess I could keep going because I could keep
going and going.
Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
I guess.
Speaker 25 (01:16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Okay, all right, Sherry on line ten, welcome to the
topic train. It's good to have you here, Sherry. How
are you feeling good?
Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
Good?
Speaker 23 (01:16:42):
How are you so great to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
It's a pleasure talking to you.
Speaker 30 (01:16:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Which one of our topics you're calling about?
Speaker 23 (01:16:48):
I'm the speeding listening to a song?
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you excel, right, so
you have one that makes you speed?
Speaker 23 (01:17:02):
Yes, it's so we Sammy Hagar, I can't drive fifty five.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean that's like, it's
just it just makes sense.
Speaker 23 (01:17:13):
So yeah, and it's it's terrible. I was from going
ninety and a forty five.
Speaker 20 (01:17:19):
Oh my god, I still have your license.
Speaker 16 (01:17:22):
Wow, you do have my license.
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that's a ninety
and a forty five is probably a steep price to pay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Thank you, thank you for listening to us. I appreciate it.
It's slow down, don't listen to Samy Hagar. There's the
moral of the story. Michelle in line eight. Let's see
hey Michelle.
Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Hello, hello lady, Well, hello lady.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
How you feeling good?
Speaker 10 (01:17:49):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
So which topic are you calling about about?
Speaker 21 (01:17:54):
The speeding?
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Okay, what made you speed?
Speaker 23 (01:17:58):
It wasn't a song. I was actually listening to a
race car race and listening to the engines. I started
accelerating and I got snabbed for eighty five and a
sixty five. But because I was honest and told him
that I was listening to the NASCAR race, he let
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me go with the following two close.
Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
So the officer bought into that logic. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Yeah, he was dying.
Speaker 23 (01:18:28):
He was like, I have to say, a chick listening
to a NASCAR race and speeding on the highlight, I
gotta let you go with the following.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Okay, no no.
Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Argument here, officer. I love how you were listening to NASCAR.
You actually thought you were driving in NASCAR, so there's
an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle, thanks for listening
to us. I'm glad you got off with a one.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 21 (01:18:48):
You have a good day.
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Guy two two, Lady Lyne. The eighteen is Jordan. This
is a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in.
You got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good morning morning.
What song makes you speed up without actually realizing you're
speeding up?
Speaker 22 (01:19:05):
Well, my girlfriend and I ran a road trip and
the song I walked five hundreds miles.
Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Enough are right now.
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
On the train.
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
You turn it off.
Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Doesn't matter. That song makes you speed. You must have
been really into it.
Speaker 22 (01:19:27):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were just
so into the song that we were speeding. And so
now whenever it comes on and we're both in the car,
whoever's driving, just we look at each other and slow
down regardless wherever we're at.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers
makes you speed. I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan.
Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 22 (01:19:47):
Yes, thanks, every great day, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because that that one was taking off big time.
Speaker 19 (01:19:53):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning guys. How are you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
We're doing well?
Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
We're doing well.
Speaker 19 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I was talking you guys.
Speaker 29 (01:20:00):
You make my morning every day, my ride into work.
Speaker 16 (01:20:03):
I love listening to you.
Speaker 27 (01:20:04):
I'll you make my morning.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Well, thank god, someone's listening to this stuff. Mary, Thank
god you're there. All right, which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 16 (01:20:11):
So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic. I learned
how to use TikTok.
Speaker 13 (01:20:17):
My daughter taught me.
Speaker 16 (01:20:18):
I'm going to be forty next month, so I'm hashtag
mom over thirty, right, and so she taught me how
to get on. She taught me how to make friends.
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god, that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I
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never got anybody to go.
Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
On and watch me.
Speaker 16 (01:20:41):
Oh that's hilarious, but apparently none of the world.
Speaker 23 (01:20:46):
Agrees with me.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
So so they voted you all right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 16 (01:20:50):
You know, you get like one or two viewers.
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
Well, my daughter.
Speaker 14 (01:20:53):
She gets way more people.
Speaker 21 (01:20:54):
She has like twelve thousand followers.
Speaker 19 (01:20:55):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 16 (01:20:56):
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I don't want to know how she does it. It's
her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok?
Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Yes, A couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok
which were delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Right.
Speaker 16 (01:21:11):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I have to say, I love that you're loving the TikTok.
All right, Mary, you have a great day. Thanks for
listening to us.
Speaker 10 (01:21:18):
Guys, you too, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
A line three is Angel Hey Angel, Yes, Hey, good morning, Well,
good morning, welcome to the show. So, which one of
these topics you're calling about.
Speaker 22 (01:21:30):
I was beardfish, hatfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
By what happened?
Speaker 21 (01:21:35):
I was fished.
Speaker 14 (01:21:36):
I came home from work about two weeks ago and
my husband decided to shave everything, his beard.
Speaker 21 (01:21:44):
His head, everything.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Ah. So, I mean, how long have you been married
to him?
Speaker 14 (01:21:51):
Six years?
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
So you haven't seen him without facial or head hair.
In six years?
Speaker 14 (01:21:59):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
And oh, so what's devastating if you can compare maybe
a celebrity or something he used to look like. And
also who he now looks like after Shade I he
looked like the.
Speaker 27 (01:22:15):
Rock and now he looks like older Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Oh, he's pretty old.
Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
He's not though.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Oh did you say anything to him about it?
Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
I mean, is he going to grow it back because
he sees how you were recoiling in horror.
Speaker 15 (01:22:34):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.
Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
While it takes a while to grow it, doesn't it.
Speaker 21 (01:22:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's inging its way back, but it's it's
been a very slow two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
How different someone looks without a beard?
Speaker 14 (01:22:52):
So surprised?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, six years and you never knew what was under
the hood. That's so crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
All right, Angel, thank you, thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing,
and good luck with your husband if he's listening.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Oh, okay, there you go.
Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Line five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are
you calling about?
Speaker 15 (01:23:10):
I am calling about the stalker situation?
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Uh? The stalker? Oh no, Yo, we're asking if you
stalk people on Venmo to see who they're paying money
to No.
Speaker 15 (01:23:20):
I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's stalking me.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 15 (01:23:28):
I used to live beside him, and uh we had
I had a pool in the backyard, and on the
other side of our fence was the patio doors. And
every time I tried to spend time in the pool,
he would swing the patio doors open and drop his pants.
Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Oh god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 20 (01:23:44):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
That's not.
Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
He shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
You don't need that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But you know,
but so do you ever use Venmo with this guy?
Speaker 30 (01:23:57):
I mean, you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Okay, hold on a second, hold on one second. All right,
there's that uh Emma line twenty four. Hello, Emma, my
favorite topic. Hello, I'm so happy you called with this topic.
It's my favorite topic. I think it clever. One tell
everyone which topic you're calling about.
Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
What I would google to smell? Oh, I would want
to smell Gwenna's pounce Rose Candle.
Speaker 27 (01:24:26):
I want to know what he thinks.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Like, okay, it no, you know, it's like the tester
at the counter. You just want to exactly. I don't
know why. I mean, how much were those candles the
V can the V candles, remember, like sixty dollars?
Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
It's done. All right, Thank you. That's that's my favorite call.
I appreciate it. You have a great t Thanks for
listening to us. Okay you two, bye bye and there
you go. The topic train. I loved it. That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
There are some days you go, God's dastes going on
and on and on and on. Well, you're not engaged
and you're having fun. It's not a good day, but
you want those days. Remember when you were a kid
and summer days would last forever. Oh yes, And when
you're older.
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
It's the opposite. It's like God, summer days just all
days just fly by. It's because you're living in a
world that's very, very ultra familiar to you. You know
this world way too well, you've been here all these years.
When you're a kid, you're exploring new things all summer
day long, and the day lasts longer.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils
down to this, time passes quickly when you get older
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.
Speaker 21 (01:26:07):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
This is why it's great to like change the way
you drive home every day from work or school, change
the way you do things, go to different restaurants, things
as simple as that. You know, when you're walking through
a park, say, get out of this park, go to
another park. The trees are different. And when you experience
new things in life, the day seems to be not
only longer, but it's a good longer. You're actually you
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feel you feel fulfilled, even though you may not be
able to check off a checklist of things that need
to be done, like you steam my son's graduation gown.
Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
You know, I feel that way at the restaurants too,
Like when you go to a restaurant, you would get
the same exact thing everything time.
Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
There.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
I call that the last day on Earth syndrome because
you feel like, well, it's gonna be the last time
I ever eat this restaurant. Gotta eat the same thing
I always do. Yeah, So God to your going through
this meditation, meditation, this medium article as well.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Right, yes, what did you get from it?
Speaker 20 (01:27:03):
I got a lot from this.
Speaker 13 (01:27:05):
So I think that one of the biggest things we
need to keep in mind is exactly what you just said.
You have to train your brain to untrain itself. When
you get used to doing the same thing, walking the
same route, whatever, doing the same schedule every single day,
it just makes your day go by a lot faster,
and it's not fulfilling. But when you start new things,
you not only slow the time down, but once you've
learned a new thing, you do feel fulfilled and you
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feel accomplished. And it was a longer day that had meaning.
So why not change your days to have more meaning.
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now.
Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this work expands
to fill the time available for its completion. Meaning you say, Okay,
I've got to get this thing done in and I
have three hours to get it done, so it's gonna
take your time. Let's say washing the dishes, okay, loading
the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say it's dishwashing laundry day. Okay, Oh,
(01:27:57):
I've got three hours. You just take your time and
get it done.
Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Before you know it, your three hours are done, and
all you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and
putting stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
Right, give yourself an hour. I mean a laundry usually
takes longer. They're saying, give yourself an hour to do
these projects, and you'll get it done in an hour.
It'll always start to get done because you're rushing to
get it done. Then you have the rest of the
day to go do something different. Yeah, by the way,
your whole day is filled up with laundry and dishes.
Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry is filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it takes up all your time.
Speaker 13 (01:28:34):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article. It talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're sitting in traffic.
You might listen to your favorite morning show, or listen
to music that you like, listen to a book on tape.
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Whatever it is.
Speaker 20 (01:28:56):
You can find joy and things that aren't so joyful.
And I think that changes your day too.
Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day, take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in. When you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm
(01:29:23):
addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 15 (01:29:33):
Drink it?
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Let's go get your caffeine in in your veins. You
know what I'm saying. Do you guys ever savor your coffee?
Speaker 15 (01:29:40):
I do.
Speaker 13 (01:29:41):
I actually don't like the caffeine and coffee. It makes
me really jittery. So when I get coffee, I will
make it last four hours. I'll go heat it up again.
I just like the flavor.
Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
I slurp mine.
Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
God, you're a slurper. You know what something tells me
slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it. I think
they're combined.
Speaker 8 (01:29:58):
That's why I get iced coffee. I feel like it
last all day and I can nurse it all day.
Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
You go, you're right because ice slowly mouts and there's
a cat in your camera.
Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Danielle.
Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Other things on the list of things to make your
day a little more meaningful. Say no, Yeah, say it
more often. Yeah, learn to say no. The other day
I said yes to something and I immediately regretted it,
and I'm.
Speaker 15 (01:30:18):
Like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
God.
Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
And at that point, it's like, you can't take it back.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine, drive slower.
You ever do that? Do you ever control your speed
(01:30:44):
in behind the wheel, and it actually calms you down
a little bit. It's true.
Speaker 13 (01:30:49):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has or
if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there.
Speaker 20 (01:31:05):
I try to enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
And also, you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game.
Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
You know what's scary?
Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
What about making a TikTok video?
Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
And hear me out for a second, dear God, Quesse, No, no, no,
not the stupid dances, whatever the case.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, if
that's what you want to do, it it's something different.
Do it scary? Be the TikTok king see just things.
Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
What about going to the grocery store and like discovering
new things that they stocked up. Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but it's nice here in my mind,
a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Bring stuff home you may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically Yet,
stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day to
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.
Speaker 13 (01:32:14):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make a TikTok video.
Speaker 20 (01:32:22):
I fully support you, But.
Speaker 13 (01:32:24):
When you're on social media, ninety percent of what you're
doing is paying attention to somebody else's life and not
paying attention to your own and what you're doing. And
then an hour and a half later, you're on somebody's
cousin sister's brother's page for what what was the purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Of that he was hot?
Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Line twenty four Samantha got some great advice during basic training.
Hey Samantha, Hey, how are you guys? We're doing well. Wait,
hold on, let's back up a little bit. Basic training.
What were you training for?
Speaker 9 (01:32:53):
So I was in the military. I was in the
army for the last four years.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Excellent, nice.
Speaker 9 (01:33:00):
And our drill sergeant's always told us, because basic training
is like eight to nine weeks long, and so every
day can feel very monotonous and very like just very
the same thing, and so they would tell us hunt
the good stuff, meaning like you went to the chow hal,
you got French toes for breakfast. That's something good. You
got a letter from your family, you got to receive
(01:33:21):
a phone call from your family. Just something to look
forward to every day.
Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.
Speaker 10 (01:33:31):
Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 9 (01:33:33):
It's something I've always looked forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool,
I got ten cents off my gas, you know what
I mean? Like I got a phone call from my
mom that I wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:33:47):
Ye, it really is, really and it can make you
feel so bogged down.
Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Yeah, let it go. Hey, look, thank you for serving
our country, Samantha, and thanks for listening to us. Thanks
for the advice.
Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
Okay, thank you guys, ok.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Thank you. And finally, Kathleen online twenty three. Uh hello Kathleen.
Speaker 8 (01:34:04):
Oh look at that hanging?
Speaker 22 (01:34:07):
What did see?
Speaker 15 (01:34:07):
What she did?
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
She went on with her life doesn't matter about us,
and she's living a very fulfilling life.
Speaker 20 (01:34:12):
Good for she got the memo.
Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
You know what they had?
Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
They had thirty seconds to come to me. They just
sat there. They paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:34:22):
At least they went for a walk the other day
and I tried to call her cell phone and I
saw it ringing on the counter. And so when she
got back, like, hey, you left your phone, she said,
I did that on purpose. She said, I wanted to
just go for a walk, enjoy myself, take a look
around and enjoy the fresh air and the scenery, and
not be on my phone, not listening to music.
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I do exactly right now.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
It was super relaxing and you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
How told you not be in contact with me constantly?
Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
I said? What was the guy's house?
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
What was his name?
Speaker 22 (01:34:47):
You were at?
Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Why are you cheating on me?
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I want you to be available at all times? Do
you understand me? You guys know what a fensta is?
Speaker 15 (01:34:55):
Right? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Yes, fake Instagram accounts you can use so you can
stop people in prime.
Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
My friends and I have a joint account to spy
on all kinds of people.
Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Yeah, do you do what's the account name?
Speaker 20 (01:35:07):
I'm not telling what would I tell?
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Wait? You really spying on people with this fake account?
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
How many of you are in it?
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Four?
Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Four of you have a fake account? Just check it
up on people?
Speaker 20 (01:35:16):
Yeah, you want to see some stuff and I can't
see some stuff. I'm gonna request you from.
Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
This account.
Speaker 13 (01:35:22):
Look at her?
Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 20 (01:35:23):
Because I want to know things?
Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
What from people who have blocked you?
Speaker 13 (01:35:27):
Perhaps, or like a private account that I just want
to see what's going on and I can't see what's
going on, So then my little Finsta account will.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Tell you what's going all right? All right, you got
a burner?
Speaker 20 (01:35:36):
I have an Instagram?
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Hey, Jordan, how are you?
Speaker 20 (01:35:41):
I'm so good.
Speaker 14 (01:35:41):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm on with you.
Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Well, I'm glad you're here because I want you to
tell this story. Your your husband is a nurse in
the operating room.
Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Correct, yeah, Now tell everyone how your husband, the operating
room nurse, started his day.
Speaker 21 (01:35:57):
I texted him.
Speaker 19 (01:35:57):
Good morning, and he said, good morning.
Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Currently trying to get a fly out.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Of the r right now, can you imagine a fly
buzzing around? You're going to have an open cavity.
Speaker 9 (01:36:07):
That's not good, right, right, it's not good.
Speaker 14 (01:36:10):
It definitely poses a problem.
Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
I know that you would never expect to see a
fly in an operating room, but it's it's a room,
and it's gonna get flies.
Speaker 9 (01:36:18):
Right, It got in somehow, right.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
So if you open me up and you're in there,
like you know, jacking around trying to fix something, and
a fly starts buzzing around, I want you to cover
me up quickly, please.
Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
Right right, hopefully don't distract the surgeon.
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Yeah. No, so you wonder, like, what are the hazards
at your job? His job. He's got to get a
fly out of the operating room.
Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
Yeah, that's a hazard.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah, we're just simple radio folk. We have it easy
in here. No one's going to die in this place. Yeah,
we have no flies flying.
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Did What do you think would happen if a fly
did get in there and got sewn up? I don't know,
would you hear it?
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
It would probably smother it.
Speaker 23 (01:36:56):
Any Fine, they just have a fly in you, you'll
probably be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Probably. Yeah, Jordan, tell your husband to get that fly
out of there. And congratulations on.
Speaker 12 (01:37:06):
Keeping us alive in the r awesome.
Speaker 19 (01:37:08):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 21 (01:37:09):
You guys are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Thank you for listening to us. Thank you very much.
Now back to this fake account thing.
Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
Oh, I've never thought about getting a fake account, Yeah,
to kind of sneak up on people.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Hello, Tiffany, you have a fake account as well?
Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Hi?
Speaker 21 (01:37:23):
Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 23 (01:37:24):
So I had created a fake account for years ago
to look up on.
Speaker 29 (01:37:29):
My ex boyfriend and I still use it today to
look up things for him with him with him.
Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Do you use it for other things as well or
just him?
Speaker 10 (01:37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 23 (01:37:39):
No, there's all of them, all the excellents.
Speaker 29 (01:37:42):
I pretty much move on there. And I had a
boyfriend more recently out cheated on me, and I used
it many times to stalk on his baby mama's profile
and when I found out, when I found out he cheated, I,
you know, im this new girl. I found out, you know,
(01:38:02):
all kinds of things where she worked and what she
does and all these different things.
Speaker 8 (01:38:08):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 29 (01:38:09):
There's just a there's just a satisfaction of it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
So there's the it's like you're kind of lurking in
the in the shadows, just kind of keeping an eye
on things.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
And I totally get that.
Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Look, I know, if it's someone on this show, you know,
I guess. I guess we have recognizable names to some people.
But if I just want to be a fly on
the lawn and watch something, I'm going in as whoever
I am.
Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Account, you know whatever.
Speaker 20 (01:38:33):
You cannot creep with our blue check marks.
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
Everything is that called a burner Instagram accounts? Instagrammy, Yeah,
you can call it instagrammy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
All right. Well, Tiffany, thank you. You keep a you
keep on being stealth, keep on stealthy. People probably do this,
haven't I stay Tiffany, thank you for listening probably more.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Than we know.
Speaker 20 (01:38:53):
Yeah, everybody did it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
I love that. I love that your fake account is
like a co op four of you on it.
Speaker 13 (01:39:00):
We share it because you have to have an email
account of password, and like we're not all going to
create that, we'll just share the one.
Speaker 21 (01:39:06):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
It's one thing to have that account just to keep
an eye on things. It's another thing to have that
account to do things like to give people your opinion
that may be unpopular. Okay, so that is what because
we have those people listen to us and you'll see
someone who has one follower being a total jackass.
Speaker 13 (01:39:23):
That's what one of my friends uses it for, because
she says, there are so many times where I want
to comment under a celebrities post, like this is trash,
what's going on? And she said she realizes that she
looks nuts if she does it, so she uses our
account to go do it.
Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Which means she's still nuts. Yeah, oh my gosh, so true.
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:39:41):
It makes me laugh.
Speaker 20 (01:39:42):
If you guys ever want to creep someone, I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
What's scary.
Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
I think it's rather pathetic to have a fake account
to use it for nothing more than going into people's
comment threads and ripping them and cursing them and trolling
on people.
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
I think I think it's already just called you pathetic not.
Speaker 20 (01:39:58):
You know, I don't disagree, you know you did.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
You just called Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
To do that, to like kind of monitor things.
Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
But when you're actively on a fake account, using fake
pictures and stealing people's profiles, which I've had my picture.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Stolen, yeah, bad news. But you're pathetic. Hello Aaron, good morning,
Good morning. So how long ago did your mom pass away?
Speaker 18 (01:40:23):
Twenty fifteen?
Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Okay, so four years ago, and you still use her
account on Facebook to stalk people?
Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I do.
Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
I have her passwords, so I'll I'll get into it
from time to time just to check out, like stamp
people I don't talk to anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
As long as you as long as your mom isn't
commenting on people.
Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
I know the first time I did it, I got
a lot of messages on my account.
Speaker 14 (01:40:44):
Hey, I think your mom's account got hacked, and I say, no, that.
Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Was just me.
Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
But so you're still poking around, just like your mom's
poking around beyond the beyond the grave.
Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Just gotta check I know, well, I know. So, So
when's the last time you went on to your deceased
mother's a ca on and started looking around?
Speaker 14 (01:41:02):
Last week?
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Yeah, anything in particular, You're you're watching.
Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
No, I just look at like her old friends and
stuff that I don't talk that I don't talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
I just like to see what they're doing.
Speaker 19 (01:41:12):
And then I have some family members that I don't
talk to because, you know, for obvious reasons.
Speaker 18 (01:41:17):
I like to see what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Okay, I get that. I understand that, as long as
long as your mom isn't you know, commenting on stuff.
Oh no, I think she Yeah, no, wow, look at that.
All right, Well, Aaron, thank you and uh and good luck.
It was stalking people, you too have.
Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
I'm learning a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
I know me too.
Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
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I got blackout.
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Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
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the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Let's do a segment called this is stupid. I can
get stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Music's stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
That's good. We were talking about three ways a little
while ago. You want to get into this.
Speaker 13 (01:42:30):
I think this is a great topic.
Speaker 20 (01:42:32):
I don't even think this one's stupid.
Speaker 6 (01:42:33):
I don't think it's stupid at all. Yeah, I'm sure
we'll have some stupid responses to that. If you and
your partner, someone you're dating or married to, decide to
have a three way with someone and your partner falls
asleep in the middle, do you have the right to
keep on going with the total stranger right now, right
next to them?
Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
And if you're watching a movie and somebody falls asleep,
don't you keep watching the movie.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
It's a little different.
Speaker 8 (01:42:56):
That's a little different.
Speaker 13 (01:42:57):
I think you do have the right to keep going
because the two of you decided on this together. Then
that person did something kind of irresponsible and fell asleep
or passed out, and then everyone's supposed to suffer because
that person made the mistake.
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Suffer. Okay, hear me out. You're not you're not allowing
your partner to well, your partner's not allowing you to
have one on one with them.
Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
It was supposed to be a three way. So if
a three way stops to happen, it stops happening.
Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
I don't know. I don't know. It's not a three
way anymore. It's you cheating on me.
Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
What if I don't notice you're asleep, that's even weirder.
Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
Take my pulse, put a mirror under my nose, make
sure I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
So Froggy was the first to chime.
Speaker 17 (01:43:43):
In, Yeah, no, I think that if if you, like
Ghani said, if you irresponsibly fall asleep, it doesn't mean
that then everybody else has to stop what they're doing.
We all entered into disagreement together, and you unfortunately tapped out.
The other people will continue on the you entered it together.
Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
That's my point. You're not to get anymore. It's two
of you now, right.
Speaker 17 (01:44:02):
But we didn't agree for you to fall asleep. You
did that on your own, So now I get to
make my decision.
Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
Okay, So if I was with Alex and we had
a third in there, and I fell asleep and keep going,
keep going. If I woke up and found you and
Alex going at it, with each other and I wasn't
there to watch it because I was asleep.
Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
I would have a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
No, we'd say, like, Yo, why'd you go to sleep?
Come on, let's go now, come on.
Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
Well, you would know I was asleep because I wasn't
you know a part of the action that's snoring asleep?
Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
No, no, no, but but you're but no, no, if
you're in this Not to get too serious here, but
if you're in a sexual situation and someone falls asleep,
that it's a totally different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Now why, I think it says a lot about what's
going on too, right, Well, no.
Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
There's usually I'm sure drinking would have something to do
with it.
Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
You think, Oh, what a tough call. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:44:56):
I guess now we've opened a whole new door if
things need to discuss before a threesome. I guess in
the event of someone falling asleep, I fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
Hey, Nate, can you get Alex on the phone? Let's
go right to the source. I'm sure I wasn't what
she thinks and ask, yeah, scary, can you.
Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Turn microphones on?
Speaker 23 (01:45:14):
And things?
Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
People who are like definitely working on the show, like me, Okay, Uh, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
I would I would like to think that if you
fell asleep, if Alex fell asleep, I wouldn't continue with
you Froggy, so everyone.
Speaker 20 (01:45:27):
Just stops and then that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
And yes, okay, it's not a three way anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:45:32):
Oh geez?
Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Okay, do you want me to pose the question to her?
Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Okay, Lisa, Yes, if you and Froggy and I were
having a three way and you fell asleep, but Froggy
and I kept going, wouldn't you feel kind of pissed
off about that?
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Like it's not a three way anymore, it's a two way?
Speaker 8 (01:45:51):
I would agree, Yeah, I think that's I don't care.
Speaker 20 (01:45:54):
Doesn't you don't continue?
Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
What would weake you up?
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
You probably should?
Speaker 20 (01:45:59):
Yeah, not be on the head with something.
Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Us into this mess. Okay, well, hold on, I have Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Alex.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Sorry, I know you're busy. We have a weird, weird question.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 31 (01:46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:46:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
Let's say you and Froggy and I are having a
three way. Okay, by the way, Hi, we're on the radio. Hi, Hi,
And then and then you fall asleep, but Froggy and
I keep going at it. Wouldn't you feel kind of
pissed off about that?
Speaker 30 (01:46:30):
Well, first of all, I would never fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:46:34):
Okay, let's say I fell asleep, but you and Froggy
kept going. Wouldn't you understand why I would be a
little upset at that.
Speaker 30 (01:46:41):
No, you fell asleep, so you know, but it's.
Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
A three It was a three way. Now it's if
I'm asleep, it's now a two way because I'm not
a part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
And then if both fall asleep, then it's going to
be a one way.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
So you're you're saying you're going to keep on going
no matter what happened.
Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
To finish.
Speaker 21 (01:47:02):
Wow, you know if the three of us are in
the race and you you can't make the race, and
then Froggy and I still complete.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
The race, you know you got No.
Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Not the same. We're talking about a three way.
Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
It is the same.
Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
It's not the same, A little different, it's a lot different.
I'm so disappointed in you. I'm so sorry I called anyway.
We'll discuss this later, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Have a good day.
Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
He's canceling that three way, Alex.
Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
I'm gonna drink a cup of espresso before we into
that there's an actual rule. Apparently there's written rules.
Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
They say the biggest rule in multiple partner play are
thres is when one is done, all three of you
are finished.
Speaker 6 (01:47:43):
Well, and look, that's the thing. If you're gonna have
a three way, you need to set those boundaries and
rules earlier. That may not apply to all three ways though.
Oh way, I've got Sarah line twenty. Sarah, So you
used to date a couple. They were they were together romantically,
and you would join in as.
Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
A third person.
Speaker 19 (01:48:00):
Correct, Yeah, I was the third person.
Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
And so if one of you fell asleep, if one
of them fell asleep, you would keep going with the other.
Speaker 18 (01:48:09):
I mean if they fell asleep during then I guess
that's their own deal.
Speaker 14 (01:48:12):
So we would keep going because it was a mutual agreement.
Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
So you agreed to it, okay, all right, well yeah,
but in the agreement that you say, all right, if
one of us falls asleep, the other two are allowed
to keep going. You actually said those words. Yes, listen
to you, what froggy, No.
Speaker 17 (01:48:33):
I agree one hundred percent. Like if we all enter
into this agreement together and and somehow you fall asleep,
then that's on you, that's not on us. The then
go oh, what do we just sit here and wait
or try to wake you up like us?
Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Well, I just text her. They said, if one of
you falls asleep, then you're all drunk. And that's really
didn't just reschedule. Reschedule you can't, Well, what are you
going to do in the middle of it?
Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
Excuse me, we need to reschedule.
Speaker 13 (01:48:59):
More like I just I feel like you were already
doing something. So it's not like you're doing anything new.
You're just continuing doing what you were already doing. But
one person tapped.
Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Out, they're not doing what you were doing. What you
were doing were three people and now there are two.
No one's seeing my point.
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
And how the hell would you even know if I
finished or not? When you're sleeping. I could lie to
you and say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
We stopped, and that's on you.
Speaker 21 (01:49:18):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
You wouldn't do that, Danielle, because you you have a
guilty conscience.
Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Yeah right, yeah, we didn't finish. I swear we we
did not finish.
Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
All right, So Gandhi and Froggy or sleeves. You know,
I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 15 (01:49:29):
You.
Speaker 13 (01:49:30):
Gotta finish what you started.
Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Okay, Sarah, thank you very much. I appreciate your candor.
I appreciate it very much. Sam is on twenty two
you swing swing, I love that term with your wife.
But you have rules, right Sam?
Speaker 30 (01:49:43):
Oh, yes, it's one of that community has a lot
of rules.
Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:49:47):
But I would assume even though the community has a
set of rules, you may have some that are more
specific to you, like what are your rules with your wife?
Speaker 30 (01:49:54):
Absolutely, it's always been if one person sides to tap out,
you both tap out, You go in together, you leave together.
Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Okay, Se I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
I will march into battle with you and we'll fall
right out. Do you have any other rules in there?
Speaker 30 (01:50:08):
Sam? Well, I was gonna say, respect is a big
think in this. You know, even between other couples and
yourself and your spouse or whoever you're with, you don't
have enough respect to finish as you started and came
in and stuck, then you know the next time you're
not getting any.
Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
There you go, Sam, thank you, thanks for being the
only one who agrees with me. All right, Sam, thanks
for listening to us.
Speaker 30 (01:50:35):
Thank you with Welsers an honor and a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
So Garrett wants to know if Daniel and Sheldon had
a threesome with Christina Aguilera and Daniel falls asleep. Would
you be mad if Sheldon, your husband, continue with Christina,
and you.
Speaker 8 (01:50:46):
Know, because that's his past, so he would have still
kept on going. I don't think that's his past anymore,
but back then in her dirty days.
Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
God, All right, well there you go once again. We
talking talking never really solve much.
Speaker 13 (01:51:03):
I don't know anything about this community or like how
the rules work. It just logically seems like you should
be able to keep going well.
Speaker 6 (01:51:09):
And I think the way we agree to disagree is there.
You know, before you get into a three way you
should you should maybe talk about these things and have
these rules set up.
Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Yeah, hype.
Speaker 17 (01:51:20):
I feel like if you have a conversation, hey, if
one of us falls asleep, like you're setting yourself up
for who's going to be who's gonna want to fall
asleep during?
Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
Don't If you don't set if the rules, then the
rules aren't there. Apparently, So what's scary?
Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
I just said I would hope no one would fall asleep.
I would hope things are so exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
That no matter what happens, I'm scary.
Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
That's not even a part of the conversation, and so
what if it's what if it could have been a
long day, Maybe you're bad in bed and you're boring me,
or you know, or too much drinking or who cares.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
But if we all stay awake, what does keep on
going till the sun comes up.
Speaker 8 (01:51:58):
Again?
Speaker 24 (01:51:59):
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Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
For dinner, We've went out and had some pizza and
one of our favorite places called Tasuki Market, Tsuki Village Market.
Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
And it's really great when you walk into a place
and they go, hey, Elvis, alick, right, if.
Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
You're a regular. Do you guys have a place where
you're a regular? Oh yeah, yeah, like where Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
Coringo's Tako Hi without doubt?
Speaker 6 (01:52:33):
Yeah right, I mean you can know where we're regulars
because we talk about them all the time.
Speaker 8 (01:52:37):
Right, What about you, Danielle, I've got three in my town,
Mario's Pizza, Angelo's Pizza and am Cheese. Hey how are you? O?
Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
My good?
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
How are you doing there? You go, it's good to
be a regular. I don't know, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
And of course in New York City Odeon we're there
all the time and we have lunch right there at
the corner of that bar. When we walk in and
there's someone else sitting at our space, I get.
Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
I get disgruntled. Have you noticed that? I'm like, yeah,
it's like they're sitting in our seats.
Speaker 20 (01:53:04):
Yeah, how dare you?
Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
We walked in one day and the manager and the
owner was sitting there. I'm like, get get out, move
and they move for us. What about you, Scary? Where
are you a regular?
Speaker 4 (01:53:13):
The Locerto Brothers Italian deli and also City Bestro in Hoboken.
Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
Yeah, You've been going to City Beestro for a thousand years?
What about you, Frog? Where are your regular?
Speaker 17 (01:53:23):
I've got two of my neighborhood one Tijuana Flats. Every
time I go there, they know exactly what I want,
right to the loop pizza grill. Every time I go
they I don't even have to order. I just walk in,
I sit down. They know exactly what they want and they.
Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
Bring it to the table. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
You know There's a restaurant we go to called Tewksbury End.
There's a guy who's there every single day for lunch.
He brings a newspaper, he sits down and his bloody
Mary appears with a bottle of tabasco.
Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
They don't even ask him. It's when they see him
walk in. It's done. He sits there, reads the paper,
drinks his blood, and he leaves. He's a regular though.
We were talking about this the other day.
Speaker 6 (01:53:56):
Bar culture, where you know, everyone knows you're and a
lot of the same people have been going to the
bar for years and they go at the same time
on the same days of every week.
Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
And that's their family, you know, Nate, I bet you
don't have a regular place. I well with you. I
have the odeon right. Other than that, I don't think
you do. We have been starting to go to this.
Speaker 26 (01:54:17):
Place called the Tasty Table, and it's gotten to the
point where when they see us, they go, oh, it's
so good to see you back again.
Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
They don't know our names, but they recognize our faces.
Speaker 20 (01:54:26):
You'll get that.
Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
Yeah, well, I'm hopeful that they know our name. Is
you need everyone needs to be a regular in some place.
Find your place because that's your family. They really are
your family. You don't have to be a drunk or barfly.
Speaker 10 (01:54:38):
You just go.
Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
They get the pizza. Like Danielle does.
Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
You just want to see what we actually look like.
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to play?
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Sandy? Are you a little frightened about where we could
go with this?
Speaker 7 (00:34):
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Speaker 6 (00:49):
You know there are a lot of celebrities out there
who have a name, be it first or last, that's
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Speaker 9 (00:59):
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an example.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
All right, you guys ready, we're going to root Sandy
on to victory so everyone in Madna will be so
proud of her.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're gonna get your dollars here. You ready, I'm ready.
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Speaker 8 (01:40):
Bacon.
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That's right, everything is so with bacon.
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we're gonna, we're gonna mix it up here.
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Speaker 8 (02:36):
She knew the cheese.
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John Blank, John Halloween Halloween thing.
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John.
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You know what I mean?
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It could have been John Ham.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
John Han know not the answer we're looking for.
Speaker 12 (03:02):
All right, you're doing well sort of know how many
does she have? I'm not he's got ten dollars. If
we're doing the be back and forth. Oh yeah, that's right.
When you get one wrong, you have to pay us back.
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All right. We need a lot of them. Yeah, all right, okay, okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
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I love those cookies.
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Mm hmm, not Homer.
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to do this one? Okay, it's just one blank.
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very good, very nice. You know, I'm gonna give you
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an an alectra.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You know, uh, you know our girlfriend Gandhi hell, she
is of Indian descent.
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Let's go, Let's go to the world of diplomacy. Condaliza
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her name.
Speaker 14 (05:12):
But now that you're saying that I washed.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
On Condaliza Rice, there you go.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Was more than you had before?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, she's at get some more. Do you guys, do
you guys have any Ganda? Do you have another one
for her?
Speaker 15 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Sure?
Speaker 13 (05:33):
On comedian with red hair who's had a lot of
plastic surgery. Last name top.
Speaker 16 (05:42):
Carrote.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Does anyone else have one?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
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Nor would Elvis likes to drink.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It something, Norwi Vodka, Norwood.
Speaker 16 (06:03):
I know this, No, Norwood, Norwood, I know, I know
I'm going to know this when you say it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
We don't know what it is.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Brandy Norman.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I don't even drink Brandy.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Ye yeah, okay, So so where is she now? She
down to twenty dollars? Are you keeping score?
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It's I think it's back to thirty now wait wait,
we'll bump you up to thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes.
Speaker 17 (06:30):
Uh Froggy yes, uh famous a wide receiver for the
San Francisco forty nine ers.
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First name Jerry, last name.
Speaker 18 (06:40):
Jerry.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I wouldn't know this.
Speaker 13 (06:46):
Related to Condoleza, but not.
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Rice Jerry. Here's why, Here's what, here's what I got
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on one of our favorite series, Christina blank Gate, Christina Applegate.
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Absolutely what is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She up to? No one's paying She's around fifty. Now
you think we need accuracy? Yes, Gandhi.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
Uh famous brothers Donnie and Mark wall Burger.
Speaker 17 (07:24):
Hey, no, what about saying Jack and Diane John?
Speaker 11 (07:31):
We got here, so I know, but their name I know, but.
Speaker 17 (07:36):
They have what about what? Yeah, Frocky, what he's saying
Jack and Diane? His name is John?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No one camp? Yeah, I got one?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Okay, Law and Order s v U actor. You can
drink him?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What you gotta the name?
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Oh I can't. It's just one name.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
It's one word.
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Oh yeah, ice cube?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh sorry, ice would be icy, that'd be iced tea.
Oh you have take away from her waters. This is dumb,
all right?
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Speaker 11 (08:29):
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Speaker 14 (08:37):
Sade Rosemary.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, okay, so many.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We could go on and on.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So I stayed playing this every Thursday for food.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We're running out, We're running out of names. Yes you are.
I think we have you at forty dollars? Is that correct?
By the way, I wouldn't trust accounting at all, you know,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it up to fifty
and fifty fifty on the way, all right, there you go.
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 14 (09:13):
My day every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, and you were awesome, Sandy.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Even though at the beginning of this you were shaking
in your shoes, you actually pulled up fifty dollars.
Speaker 19 (09:20):
You did.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, have a great day, and hold on a second diamond.
Send her fifty dollars. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah, time killers. I was gonna say Eve plumb as
the next one, but her name is spelled p l
u n b, so technically it's not a plum that
you eat, so Daniel, you remember her, Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Sounds Marshall, Marshall. Okay, okay, moving on, moving on.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
When you wake up, wake up to Elvis Terran in
the Morning Show. On Elvis ter Wran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I'm going to ask you a question, and I need
to think about how you're going to answer it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What do you want to be when you grow up? Oh?
What do you want to be?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
What do you want to do when you grow up? Okay,
so several things you need to consider. Well, what does
grown up mean? Mm hmmm, Because someone actually asked this
question of me yesterday and I actually admitted to myself
I'm not growing up yet.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, it's like, no, not ready to grow up.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I don't feel grown up yet either, not even a little.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So what does that mean? I guess? So in your
own mind you have to kind of define what does
grown up mean? Is it an age? Is that you've.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Accomplished something or whatever? And then the question beyond that
is what do you want to be?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, when you grow up? What do you want to
do when you grow up?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I feel like I want to own something of my own,
like either own a party planning business or a kid's
party business, or even like a little cute boutique with
jewelry and shoes. Like to me, when I get to
that point and I could have that, I'm grown up.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So the thing you have to think about is where
is that point? All right? And then it's up to
you to figure out, like, what do you want to
be when you grow up? Gandhi, Oh, I.
Speaker 20 (11:11):
Have no idea. I'm gonna have to think about this.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
But I did see a meme that said, I'm I'm
an adult, but more like an adult cat, Like I
can kind of be left alone, but someone should definitely
check on me. Yes, And that's exactly how I feel
about my life all the way growing up like kind
of but still knock on my door of you now.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Nothing wrong with that, yeah, froggy, If and when you
ever grow up, what do you mind?
Speaker 17 (11:28):
I kind of I want to start my own business
at some point. I want to do something on my
own where I'm my own, like I'm depending on myself,
not depending on somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. I mean, I'm not
the opposite. I'm this way. When I grow up, I
don't want to have anyone depending on me. Oh, I
don't want anyone that's good. Right now, I'm a mamma
cat with not I don't have enough teats. A lot
of people.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I got twenty people trying to grab up my tea. Yeah,
some of them are down here kind of chomping on
them over here. The other one's kind of fighting off
them so they can chomp for a while. My teach
are just like big rubbery or erasersaging. I got sag
and teats anyway. Yeah, I'm looking forward to a day
and age I can just you know, I can just
work on my own teats, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
(12:11):
me teaser for me?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
When you grow up, what do you want to be.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I want to be a travel blogger.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There you go. That's awesome, which is the ultimate, the
ultimate position in life to have no one depending on you.
You're You're that all right? Something to think about. Okay,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
And what does grow up really mean?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
And uh, this question that you can ask anyone at
any age, because I'm I told you. When my father
passed away, he was up there and he said to me,
he said, no, you don't really ever grow up.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And I thought that was so intuitive of him to say.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
That it feels that way. Do you ever feel grown up?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I mean, I know I don't.
Speaker 20 (12:51):
I never feel like.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
We don't have a grown up job. You know, I
feel I feel more grown up. I go home and
I have to deal with like I put on my
grown up pants when I go home, and I'm like, okay,
to be a mom, now take care of myket This morning,
I was a child.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Now It's true.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
But yeah, to hear my father say you never grow up.
You will always be scared of things. You always be
frightened of things, You always be nervous, and you all
and you but you at the same time will always
have the need to be excited about things.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, so I love that. Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (13:20):
I still feel like a kid when I need to
call my parents and ask for advice, Like there's things
that I don't know how to deal with, or there's
situations that I'm in that I need help handling, and
I'm able to pick Luckily, I'm able to pick up
the phone and call both of my parents and still
get an answer.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I still feel like a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Then, Hey, Jessica, how are you?
Speaker 14 (13:37):
I'm good?
Speaker 17 (13:38):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay? When you grow up? What do you want to be?
What do you want to do?
Speaker 9 (13:42):
I want to run a dairy goat farm.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh, a dairy goat farm.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Now, could you do.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Some goat yoga on that farm as well?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, what are you doing now?
Speaker 14 (13:53):
Right now? I work in a warehouse pick fishing flies
for online orders.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, so you're not doing anything that's related to goats.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do you think realistically?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Do you think this goat herder job could be realistic
for you?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Seriously?
Speaker 21 (14:09):
It is?
Speaker 14 (14:10):
I have right now, I have nine goats at home
to go with some horses and chickens, and it's like
a side gig for the moment, but when I get
it set up, I will be selling milk.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I love that.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
Wow, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
And goats are supposed to be like little lawn mowers too.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Right, Yeah they are. Can you tell me all about
the wooly boger?
Speaker 14 (14:35):
That is the most one of the most difficult flies
to pick because they all get tangled up together in
the little.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah sorry, little terminology. I can only use it. Jessica. Hi, Jessica,
let us know when you're a ship in your milk,
you know what I'm saying. Nate's doing that.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Nate is the closest thing to a goat that we
have here, other than having a bovine valve in his heart,
which is a cow.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
But Nate does this thing. He talks as he laughs,
which is sort of like it's like if a goat
could talk, it would be Nate. I can't do it
on cue because I'm remembering earlier. See he's doing it
right now. He speaks words and he enunciates while he's laughing.
(15:23):
He's like he took out your office. You see, you're
doing it now.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But you do it. It's funnier you do it.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
It's the same as when people clap when they talk
to make to make a point.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh yeah, you need to stop talking now, rather than
he laughed, he talks. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 13 (15:47):
I text with the claps, with the little clapping hands.
Stop it now.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's true.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I can hear I can hear you clapping as you
tweet that or text that.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hi Kim, Hi, how are you doing? Well? What do
you want to be when you grow up?
Speaker 22 (16:00):
When I grow up?
Speaker 23 (16:01):
I've always wanted to be some kind of animal trainers,
like tigers or dolphins or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's cool. Now, do you have any training working with animals?
Speaker 10 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 23 (16:10):
I mean I've.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Always had a pet at home, but nothing like that.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Never too late. You know, you could go be a
docent at a zoo. You could go be a you
know what I'm saying, what a docent? Well, if you
can volunteer at a zoo and be there to serve
because zoos, most zoos are nonprofits, and they need, they
really truly need and depend on people coming in. Not
only are you learning while you're why you're donating your time,
you're actually working on this thing you want to be
(16:34):
when you grow up.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Go do it.
Speaker 23 (16:36):
I actually have thought about doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You should. Zoos are the best.
Speaker 20 (16:40):
It's still that idea.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Thank you, Kim, thank you, I know because you love
animals them. Daniel Gandhi should go be a docent in zoould.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
I volunteered at a wolf sanctuary once and they wouldn't
take me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Wow, why do they not take you when you volunteer exactly?
How did they let you down easily?
Speaker 13 (16:53):
They just never got back to me. And I emailed
them like ten times, even shouted them out on the
air like hello, nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
There's something oddn't get something we don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I love this text. I want when I grew up.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I want to be a pony unicorn.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Someone ride me around the room.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
That does happen?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Joe Kada's in the studio and he said, scary prosy.
You guys should put together rereary, but you don't want
to be scroady. No, no, no.
Speaker 24 (17:33):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis d Rand Elvis d Aran
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
A lot of times.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
If you fly to a South America or you know,
south south of the border U or the Caribbean. Sometimes
it is a cultural thing whereas the pilot safely lands
the plane, people applaud, people clap, yeah, right, And I
always thought, okay, I didn't clap with him, but I
never had a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I thought it was kind of cool. That's what they do.
And they're like, thank you pilot for not crash.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
That what it is is that we're excited to be
at our destination or we're happy that we didn't crash.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Well, I think you know a lot of people, and
I'm going to make an assumption on this. A lot
of people, especially years and years ago, when you took
a trip on a plane, it was an event. You
would dress up for it. You would you know, it
was a special event. And the pilot was like a
quarterback on a on a on a football team, and
all the flight attendants were models.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know, you wanted their autograph. I'd see kids asking
slat flight attendants for their autographs and the pilot as well.
So of course over the years it wasn't quite an event,
but it still was. For someone it was accustomed to
clap when they've slay safely land the plane. So gandhi,
So you you had known this guy for how long?
Speaker 20 (18:58):
I knew him since high school? He was my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And you got on a plane and where'd you fly?
Speaker 13 (19:05):
We flew? Gosh, where was the first flight? I actually
think it was fro It was to Miami, right from
where we were.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yes, okay, in the plane lands and what does he
do sitting next to you in the next seat.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
He clapped and it was a slow clap.
Speaker 20 (19:19):
I was like, what in the hell are you doing?
You stuff it right now?
Speaker 13 (19:21):
Now, I will say he was from the Caribbean, so
that could be part of the reason why that wasn't
nearly as bad as the time that he got up
and slow clapped at the end of slum Dog Millionaire.
And I was like, no, please, God, why, But he
stood up in a theater in the theater, stood up clapped,
and then the rest of the theater stood up and
(19:43):
started clapping too, And I was mortified. And then I
felt like I was the bad one because they were
all doing it.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
They all stood up and clapped. Well, what will's be
onest slum Dog Millionaire, fabulous film? Okay, I get it.
But okay, well, you guys landed in Miami. Was the
only Was he the only one in the plane clapping?
Speaker 13 (19:58):
No, there were a handful of pe clapping.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Oh no, he was the only one that if he
was the only one, he was like.
Speaker 20 (20:05):
Yeah, okay, but he started it. Does that count?
Speaker 13 (20:09):
He started it?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's cool. I love it. I gotta be honest. I
as unusual as it may be to some.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
People, I have no problem with people clapping at the
end of a flight or a movie.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
If you liked it, you're you're being honest. You're like, oh,
thank god he didn't crash.
Speaker 20 (20:27):
And I did ask him what was that about?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
And he said, I hate flying so much that when
those wheels hit the ground, I am just clapping to
be alive.
Speaker 20 (20:34):
So you shut up. I was like, great, fine, think
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
You hop into this metal steel tube right with these
big wings on it, these big engines turn on. The
thing is rolling down a street, and then all of
a sudden, the front of that tube starts to go
up in the air, and you're flying in air, and
then you get up to forty thousand feet and you
(20:59):
get across the tree. In four and a half hours,
a trip that would take three days to drive, and
you land safely. Why would you not clap? I think
it's a miracle.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
It's a magical, Sure it is. I was just like,
why do it have to be my boyfriend? Why can't
it be someone else's boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Well, you know what we should do in life. We
take so many things for grandy. You you go flush
a toilet and the water swirls and it takes your
duty away. That is an event, it is. I mean,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Just imagine your life without and imagine your life without
an airplane. Imagine your life without that switch on the
wall you push up and lights come on. You know,
you live in this world that's just filled with miracles
every single day. And let's not forget springtime. Here come
flowers out of the ground. Every year, these beautiful, beautiful
flowers pop up and say hey, we're here at spring time.
That's a miracle.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
You know, don't forget to stop down and go wow,
this world we're living in, it is kind of cool.
Planes take off, daffodils grow, you know, I think it's ducks.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Look, a family of ducks just walked across this. Let's
stop and let them. Let them live. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
All Right, I'm sorry I went off. I'm just I'm
a plane clapper. Now I'm gonna start clapping on planes.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I will. I will start clapping on planes.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
When I was a kid, I was watching one of
the Rocky movies in the theater and it was like
Rocky versus the Russian and at the end of the film,
people stood up and started screaming, you will shay us shay.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm like, what's.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
People? The actors can't see you, they can't matter, doesn't matter.
The crowd was into it, and it was it was
where they were emostly and they were not afraid to
share it. It was a positive. Clayton only twenty four from
Puerto Rico. How are you doing, Clayton, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
Well, how are you doing, Alic Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Hey, you still have family in Puerto Rico?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Yeah, well yeah, my family's from Puerto Rico and my
family should stay still clapsed.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Did you clap when you landed?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Of course we still get just we still get just up.
We still clap when we land. My grandmother was one
of those that would she would wrap a rosary around
her on our hands and you clap clap with the rosary.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Yeah, you're clapping, and the rosaries like swinging in the
air and hit people in the head and stuff. I know,
I think it's an event, and I think it's a
beautiful thing. I don't think I don't think we should.
I think we should join in. We should join in
with your tradition clapping.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Thank you so much for listening to us.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
No, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Hello Janie Online twenty three. Hello Jeannie. By the way, Yeah,
I'm saying Puerto Rico. But if I say Puerto Rico,
people look at me like, why are you saying it
like that?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
As long as you're saying it, will take it either way.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
So being being from Puerto Rico as well, you clap
extra hard at the end of a flight.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But for many reasons.
Speaker 25 (23:47):
What reasons, Well obviously to say thank you and because
you know we arrive, but I take some extra heart
claps if we're going to an awesome destination. So of course,
know we hit Miami, I was like, yeah, you know,
it was extra vegas.
Speaker 21 (24:07):
I've done it, like you know, San Francisco.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Right, So, yeah, I know, because it's an event and
you're landing in a place you love. But what if
you have to go to some city and don't name
the city, like some city.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You're like gotta go there? You're like great, all right.
Speaker 21 (24:25):
I've always been like, you know, if you're inviting me,
I'm coming, I'm gonna be like yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I like that attitude, Genie. Any family, any family down
in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 21 (24:35):
I still have a ton of family down in Puerto Rico. Surprisingly,
my sister ended up moving because of Maria to Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I know, yeah, I get to too confused.
Speaker 20 (24:49):
Very much.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So, but your family is doing okay.
Speaker 21 (24:52):
Okay, everybody's healthy, everybody's safe, everyone's doing fantastic.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Right. I love you guys, love you too. Nate, you
know you and you're flying. You know a lot of
people they're just nervous.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And like I said, if you stop and think about
the mechanics of how a plane works.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You'd be nervous too.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Don't think about that as you're taking off. So you're flying,
you're coming home from Greece.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What the woman doing?
Speaker 26 (25:12):
I was coming home from Greece and I was sitting
next to this woman. She was in the middle seat,
and she was probably eighty. You know how you look
at somebody and you can tell they're just like ancient,
and so.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
She was not nice. No, she was old. And don't
say ancient. He was really old, Okay, but you could tell.
Speaker 26 (25:32):
I mean she had a weird, funny smell to her,
like a villagey, a villagey kind of like animal smell.
And she I mean, she looked like she had just
come out of a village. I'm just gonna come right
out and say it, like she had been where there's
no electricity or anything like.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
That, you used to live in the village. Which it's
a beautiful part of her. Let me just make it
suggestion before you describe her anymore. Just just tell the story.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You're sounding kind of cool.
Speaker 26 (25:58):
She had kind of a little mustache too, but anyway,
felt she was a praying. She was praying the entire time,
and then when the plane took off and landed, she
grabbed my hand and refused to let go. I don't
think she had ever seen a plane before, much less
been on so I can imagine for some people it's
it's an experience where you're like, thank God, I'm on
the ground again, right, and yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It was yeah crazy, And he's not telling you at
the end of the story. You want to know the end.
That little old lady next to him, that was Danielle.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Minara was a stinky woman with a mustache.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Afraid to fly. Gandhi, I mean you had you had
a run in with someone on the plane too, and
you were like, oh my god, these people they're they're scared.
They should be flying if they're so scared.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
There was a little boy sitting next to me. He
had to be three years old, asked if he could
sit in my lap. I was like, oh, yeah, what
so can I please sit in your lap? I want
to look out the window. I want to sit in
your lap. And I looked at his mom, like, oh,
she's gonna intervene.
Speaker 20 (26:56):
She said, it's.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
Fine with me, if it's fine with you.
Speaker 20 (26:58):
I was like, well, damns terrible.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
That's the thing, you know me, I never ever get
nervous flying really, and so if somewhere next to me
needs some reassurance, I have no problem helping them out
like you did that little boy. And of course, you know, Nate,
you're a sweet guy. You took care of the little
old lady who's never flown she never flown on a
plane before.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Did you end up banging her?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Did you end up killing her?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Wait a second, if it was me, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, that sounds like someone you be attracted to. I
don't know you like those old ladies are ancient?
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Am I the only one where turbulence puts me to sleep?
It's it like rocks me to sleep. It's the weirdest thing. Ever.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Hey, whatever you need to go to sleep, go for it.
Speaker 13 (27:43):
You sure it's not the concussion you sustained from the turbulence.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Come on now?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
This dran in the Morning Soon So interesting.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Gandhi passed this article along to me last week, and
I was reading through this article and I'm like, really,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
Oh yeah, So imagine.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yourself, you know, living in France or Greece or Asia,
or you know, wherever in the world, and you see
these movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance,
do Americans really use red plastic cups at parties? Or
is that just in movies. Oh wow, red so cups.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Right, Yeah, yep, shocking. But that's one of the things
my parents said they were shocked about. Here too, is
how much disposable stuff the United States has.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, we do throw away a lot.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Do Americans actually have their funerals in graveyards with wooden
chairs set up side the grave?
Speaker 20 (29:02):
That is kind of strange.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Oh yeah, see, but I've never been to one of those.
I feel like that's more in the movies.
Speaker 13 (29:07):
Oh, I've been one of those.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing? What do we do?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
It's real, it's real.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Oh here's my favorite. Why do Americans always eat meat
loaf in films and on TV? What is a meat loaf?
It's a very American thing.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Isn't it interesting how they see us and they witness
our our way of life?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (29:33):
Absolutely, Here's what.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of throw pillows? Or is this just in the movies?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's real?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Didn't you say something about your husband and being a
brit He was commenting on all the throw pillows we have.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like, because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows, and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take so I am not allowed to have
as many as I would like.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate?
Speaker 26 (30:10):
Yeah, well I have a question for you about Sheldon.
Does he really drink a lot of tea or is
that just in the movie?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
He does not? Okay, I mean I think maybe when
he lived there he did, but he drinks more coffee now.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Then they're always drinking tea.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
That's what they drink.
Speaker 13 (30:25):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.
Speaker 20 (30:37):
They have to do that top right.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Hei tea? And then what do we do? We throw
it in the Boston harbor?
Speaker 11 (30:40):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Exactly your taxation?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Do Americans really eat potato chips on a plate with
their lunch?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's so weird, that's so weird.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
And then a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Do they really put potato chips on the sandwich?
Speaker 21 (30:54):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (30:55):
It's sour cream and onion. Potato chips on a salami
and cheese sandwich is heaven? Oh my god?
Speaker 20 (31:01):
So good?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
So again these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake id's.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Americans? Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?
Speaker 20 (31:16):
That's funny too.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
How many times if you said, when't you come in
and sit down? They go, no, no, I'm just dropping something
off and then they don't leave for like an hour
and you're standing at the door.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door? Match?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Or is it just a movie thing? Because if they do,
that's really emmer effort dumb.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
Yeah, that's true, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Scary?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes?
Speaker 22 (31:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Do Americans usually take high school football games? Really? Seriously?
Is that just something in the movies? No?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Especially seriously?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah? Do Americans actually eat peanut butter and jelly? Or
is it like a fake movie thing, no amazing. According
to the movies, all Americans have a bag of frozen
peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them while cooking.
Why I used frozen peas just last night, so.
Speaker 20 (32:08):
Shut out to cook with Yes, okay, you're supposed to
do with them if.
Speaker 13 (32:14):
You hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, oh you put another black eye.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?
Speaker 13 (32:23):
My boy, that's so disturbing.
Speaker 20 (32:25):
I hate that one.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home Well?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hold on saying, see, I drink sometimes I drink milk
out of the cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it. It's fine.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
Well, technically you're not supposed to do that still, because
once you introduce your saliva into something, it changes, it
starts to break it down.
Speaker 20 (32:42):
So technically you're.
Speaker 13 (32:43):
Not supposed to Thank you here, welcome science the Americans.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Do Americans actually care about Homecoming as much as the
movies make it out to be? Okay?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Not where I grew up, We did not have Homecoming
in the Bronx where I grew up. That was a
movie thing we did.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We had homecoming, Homecoming King and Queen, a big homecoming
game where people would come back, the alumni from high
school days would come back.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Mollie is online. Two, Hey, Molly, isn't this list interesting?
How they perceive us overseas?
Speaker 27 (33:15):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy, you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup. And he was from like
(33:36):
Germany or something, And when we handed him the red
solo cup, he freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh,
it's the cup.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You see.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
I would do the reverse. I would go to Germany
and go, oh my god, it's a steine, a beer.
I see you guys eat drinking out of those beer
steins in your beer gardens all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's a beer garden.
Speaker 27 (34:07):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yay, I love it, I love it. You freaked out?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
So was it a Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red solo cup?
Speaker 27 (34:18):
Yes, he did, he said, I cannot wait to go
home until everybody I went to an American party and
drink from the red Solo cup.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
You know, the Solo Cup company should make a red
Solo Stein where the heads a little lid on the
top of a beer stein.
Speaker 20 (34:33):
I have an idea here, well, don't you.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Remember, Well, I wanted to do the Weinstein.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is my idea.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That was my idea.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Clearly the thing is and then so it's like drinking wine,
but it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it. So I can't you know,
I don't want to after him. Weinstein screwed me up.
Speaker 27 (34:56):
You'll never have a party fell.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you, Thank you so much for listening. Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.
Speaker 22 (35:03):
Thanks, thanks a lot.
Speaker 27 (35:03):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What was that, Gandhi?
Speaker 13 (35:06):
So in a ninety day fiance? You know, the concept
is you get engaged to somebody from overseas, bring them
here and introduce them to the American way of life
before you get married. Every single fiance from overseas is
stunned by the American breakfast.
Speaker 20 (35:21):
They all say, what is this sugar bomb?
Speaker 13 (35:23):
That you guys hit yourselves with immediately, like the cereals
that we eat. Donuts, Oh my god, donuts, throw them off, Bacon,
the amount of processed meat, all of it.
Speaker 20 (35:32):
I mean, they are just like you start the day
with this. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You don't.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Out of all my travels overseas, only the UK did
like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Yes, are you good.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
You go to France or Italy what a grease stage
and they're like, what does have coffee?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Shut up right? What's scary? Counterpoint?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
When I went to Italy, I was looking for breakfast,
I'm like, where are the eggs?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And they're like, no, you could have this roll with
some lutella on it, and that's your broad slice like
Deli meats and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
What.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this? But they
didn't have it. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list. Uh okay. Do
Americans actually have lab partners? This? This is the movie thing?
Why don't they do schoolwork alone?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Do Americans eat fish fingers? I've seen them in American
film fish fingers like six yeah, fish sticks? So funny?
Speaker 15 (36:36):
Right?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's what we do? And in movies?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Why do Americans crumple their money? Is this actually a
real thing in life? Because I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I do that. I like a dollar bill like like
it looks like trash. Yeah whatever, Hello Becky, Hello, oh cheerio.
So the stereotype is correct. How much tea do you
drink per day?
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I always have a cup of my old gray in
the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly about
an hour later or another hour later. But in England
they drink.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
So much tea.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
My mum and my dad drink tea all the time.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
And my sister they.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Won't go home and have a beer, They go have
a enough cup of tea.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Right See. I love that. When I'm over there, I
get into the tea culture because it's it's it's fun.
You know, I feel like I'm in England. I'm drinking
tea and.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember my mom,
my mother in law. She would always say, oh, can I.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Make you a cup of tea? Will that make you
feel better?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
You know?
Speaker 21 (37:34):
It's like, yeah, just cue as things, but doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
In England, if you have workers come in the house,
say you're doing your bathroom or whatever, the first thing
they do is you make me a cup of tea,
and then definitely have milk and always have sugar in
the tea. And then throughout the day you just make
tea constantly for them.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
There you go, it's a tea all the time. It's
a tea machine. Becky.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
It's it's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank you for listening
to it. So I hope you have a very very
fabulous day today.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much.
Speaker 21 (38:04):
You too, have a lovely day, you too.
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Speaker 24 (38:38):
Slash eq Elvis, Duran in the Morning Show, als Drane in.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
The Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm an adult man, right, we all agree sometimes?
Speaker 6 (38:51):
So do you think less of me if I'm like
into like fruity pebbles can grown men can grown women?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Grown grown ups eat? So that isn't like health conscious?
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Yes, I hope. So I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Like what's your serious?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
I love cookie crisp, I love fruit loops. I love
fruity pebbles and cocoa puffs.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
So, uh, Because I heard the story about a friend
of mine she spent the weekend with her new boyfriend
and he would wake up in the morning and throw
down a bowl of fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And she was like, Uh, aren't you a little old
for fruit loops, and I told her, I was it.
That's rude.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
I said, you're gonna throw away a possible great relationship
with someone because they eat fruit loops.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Yeah see, I think opposite. I think it's weird the
little kids are eating some of that stuff because it's
just all sugar.
Speaker 20 (39:35):
Right, we're adults. We can make bad choices. Little kitchen
be doing that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, frog, what do you think?
Speaker 17 (39:40):
I just poured a bowl of Captain Crunch with the
crunchberry milk, so I just dumped them into a cup
and just ate a whole cup.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I think it's better Lucky Charms without milk. But then
you have to get the extra marshmallows because they never
put enough marshmallows, and so you got to buy the
extra bag and then stump it in.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Okay, but back to my point. My point is this
what kid food? Who do you love?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean I love I call them chicken fingers.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Yeah, oh, macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Mac and cheese is Oh you can make this.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
For a And we were just talking about the dinosaur
chicken nuggets. My nephew will only eat dinosaur chicken nuggets,
so I always have them in the house for him.
But I always finish the bag before he comes over
because I love the dinosaur chicken.
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Us.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
See, you're an adult and you can eat those peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches. I could eat those every single
day for lunch. Yeah, but there are some people who
will judge me as an older guy, a man eating
a kid's food.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
We don't need those people around your kitchen. I like
the potatoes, the frozen potatoes that are in the shape
of a smiley face.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Those a nice And who does love a big old
plate a tater tots?
Speaker 11 (40:39):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Okay, So back to your cereal Like what kid cereals
do you have in there? And I hate to even
label them.
Speaker 28 (40:45):
Well, I mean we have everything, and the thing is
they're targeted and marketed toward kids. I mean anybody can
eat them, but they are, you know, in the kid
cereal category. You know it's all the pebbles and lucky
charms and cocoa puffs, cinnamon toast crunch, all of those.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
But adults do eat them. I mean should we, like.
Speaker 28 (41:01):
You know, be afraid then the hide remember that one?
Remember the frosted flace commercial from the nineties or the
late eighties where when they would be eating it in
the shadow because they weren't supposed to be eating kid cereals. So,
I mean, that's a thing. It's it's what what.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
About the whole tricks campaign, silly rabbit tricks for kids?
Speaker 20 (41:17):
That's nonsense, I know.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh yeah, I'm just mad at the tricks commercial.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Like Scary came in one day eating a jar of
those Gerbert apple sauce things.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I mean, I'm like a little baby, little baby picture
on the Gerber bottle.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
You think about it, it's the same. It's like a
little nice portion for one person. It is sometimes they
want a little snack.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Hey, who was Gerbert. It's just the name Gerbert. It
sounds like a baby, like a sound of baby. Come
a little baby girl.
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Has these little puffs that like melt in your mouth. No,
not the yogurt melts. They're like they come in like
a mape flavor. There's a vanilla flavor, and there's also
like a cheese doodle flavor.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
When I was on Weight.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
In the Morning Show, Gerbert was an actual guy, Danny Gerber.
He was an American manufacturer of baby food and founded
the Gerbert Gerbert Food Company. Mister I need some in
the clurb what Scotty.
Speaker 28 (42:33):
And as an adult, you know what, I feel weird
eating the apple sauce pouches that you suck on. I
love those, but I feel like adults should not be
eating those.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
It's like a cow utter of apple sauce and you
have to milk it into your mouth exactly. Just the
act alone is kind of dirty.
Speaker 17 (42:49):
Yeah, frog, I like to taste the pedia Lite And
I know pedia Lite is like you know, Pedia Shore
whatever all that stuff is for like babies. But I
love pedia Lit. I'll drink that sometimes when I when
I don't want gatory.
Speaker 20 (43:00):
I have lots of.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Friends who drink pedia Light after a night of drinking soccer.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, we do pedia Lights on Sunday morning. You know
what else is good?
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Stony Field makes this organic baby yogurt and it's got
a little baby on the cover, but there's a vanilla flavor.
I am telling you by it. Okay, you will, you will,
You'll never eat a different day.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah you have. You have driven the point home.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
It's okay for us adults to enjoy foods that are
marketed for kids. Yes and so, and being that the
King of the Uh Serial Killers podcast Scottie.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yes, absolutely, you can eat fruit loops. Why not?
Speaker 28 (43:35):
I mean, yes, the mascots are cartoons, but it doesn't matter.
Cats like cartoons.
Speaker 20 (43:39):
I love cartoons.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Good morning, high Blair.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
Oh yeah, you have that big LC energy, big lucky
Charms energy.
Speaker 29 (43:50):
Absolutely could eat lucky Charms three meals a day.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And now has anyone ever given you grapes like you're
an adult?
Speaker 6 (43:59):
You really should be eating some sort of whole grain
wheat based cereal.
Speaker 9 (44:04):
Oh absolutely, they're like you're almost forty.
Speaker 22 (44:07):
Why are you obsessed with emotionals?
Speaker 15 (44:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
And now I will agree.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
I hope you agree with this as well. I also
like to eat fruity pebbles because it takes me back
to my childhood. There's nothing wrong with it, Like exactly
I feel.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I feel comforted over a big bowl of fruit, and
of course it's real fruit.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
Right, there's nothing wrong with that. H Thank you Blair,
have a good day. Enjoy your lucky charms.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Uh oh, we used to eat these, Hi Tammy, Well,
good morning, Well, good morning. Do you love those frozen,
uncrustable sandwiches. We used to eat those all the time.
Speaker 19 (44:42):
Here, I'm a nurse and I eat one every day
for dinner while I'm at work, because you only get
the thirty minute breaks.
Speaker 22 (44:50):
That's blood.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
You know what's kind of funnybout uncrustables. It really is
the laziest thing in the world, because it's like, it's
so easy to make a peanut butter sandwich, right, but
they make it for you and they freeze it.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
But wait, do you like it when it's totally unfrozen
or just a little cold?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Still?
Speaker 19 (45:05):
I throw it into my lunchbox when it's frozen, So
by the time dinner comes, it's still cold, but it's
not frozen.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
There you go, at a girl, peanut butter and jelly
someone else made for you. It's like Mom made it
for you. Then they cut off the crust, right, so.
Speaker 19 (45:18):
Nice because my real mom whenever would have cut off
the crust.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, Tammy, thank you, have a great day. All right?
So I think one more.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Example then we all agree it's okay for adults to
eat kids marketed food like Nick?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
For instance, Hi, Nick, good morning. What do you eat?
I take a lunchabol to work every day. Hell yeah, lunchable.
So it's like a little ham or little turkey, little
cheese or a little charcutery board a little cracker.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (45:45):
The one I'm taking right now has a Caprice sun
pouch in it too, so.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You hit the jackpot now. And that's the thing it is.
It's it's really a quick portable charcuterie board. That's it.
Sharkucci boarders, Sharkucci. All right, Nick, you enjoy your lunchables
today and have a great day. Okay, you two, thanks,
thank you?
Speaker 28 (46:07):
And I love the kid fresh frozen meals. I always
steal my daughter's mac and cheese wheels. Always think that
green box They're so good.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Why not alcious? All right? You know what?
Speaker 6 (46:16):
You know what we do on this show. We take
a topic and beat it to hell for fifteen minutes, and.
Speaker 8 (46:21):
Then we talk about food, and then we're all hungry
all the time.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Nate, why do you have to like, why do you
have to ruin everything? We're in here having like a
happy conversation, he says. By the way, the original Gerber
baby died. It was so interesting.
Speaker 26 (46:35):
I go in this deep dive of the Gerber name
and then I click on the Gerber baby.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
She just died and was ninety five years old. The
origin a Gerber baby we're having fun talking about eating
kids foods. Like, Oh, by the way, the original Gerber
baby just passed away.
Speaker 20 (46:48):
It's Nate.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But she wasn't a Gerber baby anymore. She was ninety
five years old, Gerbert grandma. But at the same time,
I just thought that was fascinating. She was born in Westport, Connecticut.
She died in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Maybe she listened to it.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
Okay, all right, here you go, so enjoy your here's
my challenge today.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You must eat nothing but kid food. Today's kid food Daylight.
Go grab your go girt and enjoy the day at sports.
Speaker 6 (47:20):
You know, the original gurt baby passed away.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Oh look that up.
Speaker 8 (47:27):
Maybe don't do it.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I got run over by a go cart. Is that
the same as a go go girt?
Speaker 24 (47:41):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Today's phone tap I hear is golden.
Speaker 8 (47:48):
No, it's not gold and it's okay, it's not that skewy.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
So let's go to Danielle. What's it all about, Danielle.
Speaker 8 (47:53):
It's from Leila, she says. My husband and I went
to Orlando for a vacation. We just got back. I
want you to call him and tell him that we
damaged our room and now we have to pay. He's
not gonna be happy. So I'm going to start the call,
and then I'm going to conference the leader and who
obviously is already in on the entire thing.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Today's Daniel phone text.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
The morning of Vij's I'm happy.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
Yes, I'm looking for VJ. Tommadaloe please Yes, Hi, this
is Leslie, veteran from Florida. How you doing today?
Speaker 21 (48:21):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (48:22):
How are you doing good? We have some issues with
the room and how you guys left it.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (48:27):
There is a hole in the wall.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
A hole in the wall. There's no question about no, no, no, no.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
No, yeah, there's a whole.
Speaker 11 (48:34):
You don't have no thing to punch a holding anybody's
wall because we have houses of our own.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
I understand that. But did you have a fight with
wife or something?
Speaker 18 (48:41):
No?
Speaker 8 (48:41):
No, no, no, of course not.
Speaker 11 (48:42):
My wife and I are party good terms. So I
guess whoever is that prior to Oris must have done that. No,
so you should have those who will checked down. No, sir, there, no, no,
there's no reason if I any hold in the wall.
We are not kind of people to dominitip of things,
and I why would we go and punch and holding
somebody's wall.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
I don't know, maybe you had a fight or.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Maybe no, no, no, I'll explained to you.
Speaker 11 (49:02):
We never have a fight. We never do fight, even
in New York. We never fight.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
You never fight with your wife. Come on, sir, No, no.
Speaker 11 (49:07):
No, we don't fight.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
We don't.
Speaker 11 (49:09):
We don't describe people properties.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Are you sure that you're I'm pretty sure. See now
you said you're pretty sure.
Speaker 11 (49:15):
No, no, I'm pretty sure. It means one hundred percent. Miss.
Are you trying to accuse me?
Speaker 15 (49:19):
Look?
Speaker 11 (49:19):
Come up your eye hearty, Okay. We don't fight with anybody.
I don't fight to my wife. We don't punch up
hole in nobody's houses or wolves.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
Everybody fights with their wife.
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Come on now, no, no, no, this is a particular guy
that doesn't fight as well. I have no reason to
fight my Why you're on a vacation and there's no
reason for us to fight. I never fight with my wife.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
She never does anything to you that you get angry.
Speaker 11 (49:39):
Oh no, no, no, I'm telling you the last time.
We do not fight. I do not punch a.
Speaker 8 (49:44):
Whole What about the cigarette burns in the rub.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Excuse me, I'm asking your cigarette burns and what matters you.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Miss cigarette burns?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (49:54):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
I don't smoke.
Speaker 8 (49:56):
Does your wife smoke?
Speaker 11 (49:57):
My wife doesn't smoke either.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Oh my god, how do you know your wife could
be hiding it from you?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
There?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Like you're accusing me the bunch of things that we
don't have no reason to do.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Well, there was a picture in the room that had
the damage to it.
Speaker 11 (50:11):
Oh look at that now? Are you ficking?
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Man?
Speaker 15 (50:14):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (50:14):
Honestly, you're making it sound like you're like the perfect family.
Give me a break.
Speaker 11 (50:18):
No, no, people like you upset me in a poverty
Monday morning or Tuesday morning. You upset me because we
don't do those things, So do not I cuse up
again any war work from you? I accuse off of
damaging something and burning the rocks when we don't even smoke.
Speaker 8 (50:32):
Can you hold one second place? Can you believe this guy?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Excuse me, man, he's totally lying to us.
Speaker 11 (50:39):
No, no, no, you hello, I'm just gonna go ahead
and charge the car. No no, no, you're not that fun.
No way.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Yeah, his wife gave me permission, so I'm just gonna
believe me or not. So I'm gonna just go ahead
and do it.
Speaker 11 (50:52):
Do something in the wall there.
Speaker 8 (50:53):
Hello, I have on tape your wife's saying that you
smoke before you go into the bathtub. So you have
not my wife?
Speaker 11 (50:59):
I smell yes, no no no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
We did not your rug.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
Sorry, we didn't burn your place.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
Okay, I just had someone call your wife. She's on hold. Hello, Hello,
did your husband get angry and punch a hole in
the wall?
Speaker 21 (51:14):
I didn't see no wall. Time he get angry?
Speaker 11 (51:17):
How could you see it?
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Off?
Speaker 11 (51:18):
Lila?
Speaker 8 (51:19):
Does he get angry? Ever, I do not get hungry.
Speaker 11 (51:21):
It doesn't matter you.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
You're screaming right now.
Speaker 11 (51:23):
You're trying to put us of the possessor to be
guilty of something we didn't do.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
It wasn't matter you, miss Leela.
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Did you not say, Lila?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
He smoked? Like?
Speaker 11 (51:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Why not?
Speaker 8 (51:33):
Every time?
Speaker 21 (51:33):
Like if you drink a beer, he'll smoke.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
Did he drink a beer in the room?
Speaker 11 (51:36):
What miss?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Miss misser, you had.
Speaker 8 (51:41):
A beer in the fridge? She just said it. Come
on now, just admit it.
Speaker 11 (51:44):
No, no, come on me, miss excuse me? Are you kidding?
Speaker 8 (51:47):
Me just say I burned the hole in the rug.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Excuse me.
Speaker 11 (51:50):
You see that's anything. You're trying to brainwash us. So idiots,
well listen, let me just have to pay. He hung
up on this one. Just just hung up on this one.
Speaker 21 (51:58):
Just stay for it and that's it.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
They have means and reason.
Speaker 21 (52:03):
Just pay for it.
Speaker 11 (52:03):
And could you just called me hang the city up
and talk to me.
Speaker 8 (52:11):
We have something to tell you. This is Danielle Mon
Arrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. When you
just got phone tapped.
Speaker 11 (52:21):
The phone.
Speaker 21 (52:24):
Every morning. I can't believe this.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by autharticipates.
Speaker 24 (52:37):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
So, okay, it's easy to talk about this here in
New York because we have a lot of tourists. But
every city has tourists. Every city has visitors who come
in who don't understand the nuances of their city. For instance,
here in New York, if you go to Times Square,
most likely you're a tourist and you're if you're gonna
be taking advan, it's probably gonna happen in Times Square.
Another thing, we know you're a tourist if you're always
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walking around looking up at the building.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yes, yes, we know you're a tourist. Yes, we also
know you're a tourist. Here's when you may not know.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
If you get that world famous slice of New York
City pizza and you use a fork or knife, or
if you don't fold it in half lengthwise on the slies,
you're probably a tourist.
Speaker 13 (53:22):
Oh, guilty of both of those, right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:25):
So anyway, so if you go to Philly and call
it Philadelphia, they know you're a tourist.
Speaker 20 (53:31):
Interesting it is, okay.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
If you go to San Francisco and call it San
fran they know you're a tourist. All right, So let
me know, what do you see in your city that
makes you go bing tourist?
Speaker 25 (53:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (53:44):
They used to wear the big cameras around their necks,
those shorts and the socks pulled up.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, that's that's definitely. That almost sounds like my dad. Yeah,
getting ready to mow the yard.
Speaker 13 (53:55):
I love watching people take pictures with their iPads.
Speaker 8 (53:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 13 (53:58):
It makes the las hard. You put your TV screen down.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
I can't see.
Speaker 17 (54:03):
I saw that the whole time we were on vacation
in Greece, people holding up giant iPad.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I'm like, I can't see because your iPads are the
way I thought they were.
Speaker 6 (54:12):
I thought they were like just shielding themselves from the
sun or something like, what, Oh, it's an iPad.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
They're taking a picture. Yes, straight, Okay.
Speaker 26 (54:19):
So when I lived in Los Angeles, people would come
to visit me, and they would always.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Say, Oh, it's great out here at La La Land.
Nobody in La calls it La La La.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
The name of the movie.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
That's it's a movie that is.
Speaker 6 (54:31):
Nobody there calls it La La La. Just like in
New York, you don't call this the Big Apple. You
can see him walking into the street, yep, yup. First,
gotta shay. We love it here in a big Apple.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Okay, Well, we welcome you to our city.
Speaker 6 (54:45):
Oh another one in Atlanta, never call it Hot Lanta.
I learned that when I lived there. Yeah, you can
call it the atl if you want.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (54:54):
If you're in Miami, nobody that lives there calls it Soby.
Nobody goes to Soby. It's South Beach. Don't call it
sob soby is.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Just you know what's gotty.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
On that note, Froggy, I spend all my time in
South Beach when I go there, and that that in
of itself.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
You know, tourists, you don't get to see the rest.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Scary. You are a tourist. Scary. It's so funny you
get mad with the weirdest thing.
Speaker 17 (55:20):
Just tourist things for the tourists.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
That's what they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 6 (55:27):
Okay, I'm not saying that we're getting mad at you
for doing this. I'm just saying, if you don't want
to look like a tourist, don't do these things. It's
not about anger.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Scary. You're like that little short man in the bagel store.
Calmed you really are you? Really should? You really should
calm that.
Speaker 13 (55:42):
Down that guy.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
Yeah, hey, so, Froggy, you and I both being from
the South, yes, we were learning on the text messages.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
You know you're not from the South.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
When you order a tea unsweetened, right, you have to
order sweet tea, sweet tea. Yeah, it's one word, sweet teae.
Speaker 17 (56:02):
Right, It's right, exactly, It is one word, and they
drags together sweet tea.
Speaker 25 (56:05):
I know.
Speaker 6 (56:06):
But now when I go visit, I always order on
sweetened tea. That look at me like, oh, where are
you from? Not here anyway, So it's ordering sweet tea
is one thing to do. Don't go to Jersey and
call it Joisey. They know you're not from there, exactly, Christy.
Speaker 9 (56:21):
Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Good morning? Doing well?
Speaker 21 (56:23):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, okay, you're in a good place all right. So
where do you live?
Speaker 21 (56:28):
I live in Florida, okay.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And you know someone's a tourist when they.
Speaker 21 (56:32):
Do what when they drive twenty miles an hour below
the speed limit in the rain?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
Wow?
Speaker 21 (56:39):
Everybody in Florida that is a tourist has no idea
how to drive.
Speaker 19 (56:43):
In the rain.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, because it's rain. I mean there's like downpours and
you're used to it, right.
Speaker 21 (56:48):
I mean, hello, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
All right, Look, be proud and you drive when you
see rain on the way, drive faster exactly.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Prove that you're from there. All right. Thank you, Christy,
thanks for listening to us today. I appreciate it.
Speaker 21 (57:02):
Thanks having to day.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (57:04):
Oh, someone from Philly said, you know you're a tourist
in Philly if you eat it patch or Gino's.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's not nice.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Do not call Fort Lauderdale fort Lickerdale?
Speaker 8 (57:14):
What about for it's Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 6 (57:20):
So, look, if if someone rolls through your town and
you know they're a tourist, rather than make fun of them,
reach out and help them, let them know we don't
call it Fort lotty Dotty fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 13 (57:34):
I shall let them have their fun for lotty Dotty.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
Uh See, we have a ton of these in New York,
a megaton of them.
Speaker 8 (57:42):
See, I feel like where I'm from, in the Bronx,
we still call it the boogie Down, Like I live
in the Boogie Down, Like we still say it.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Hey, do you have someone on the phone a street Nate?
Do you have oh straight name? Let me ask you,
being from Erie, Pennsylvania, how do you know if they're
a tourist.
Speaker 26 (58:00):
It's easy because nobody goes there.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
So if you see one person walking down the street,
ah tauris.
Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Nobody goes there to visit. That's the thing.
Speaker 13 (58:09):
All the locals take the picture of the tourist.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Right.
Speaker 6 (58:11):
I will give you one bit of advice tourists here
in New York. When you ask a New Yorker for directions.
We will always stop down and be polite. We will
always help you get to where you're going. Here's my problem.
New York is confusing sometimes. So someone will asks me, Hey,
how do you get to list Bernard Street? And I'll go, oh,
you go down this way two blocks and turn right.
And then as they're walking away, I'll go, I sent
them the wrong way too, And then you're like, you
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have this guilt wave of guilt.
Speaker 8 (58:35):
Then you go, they're gonna think New Yorkers suck.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Yeah, So text message is you're a tourist in the
WV when you call it Western Virginia. Oh, it's West Virginia.
All right, I'm done?
Speaker 30 (58:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Oh I got a don't call what I'm saying. We're
just gonna sit here wait for a phone call. We
have nothing better to do.
Speaker 13 (58:57):
Hello, Jill, Oh I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Well, I'm glad you finally made it. We've been waiting
for your call. So where are you calling from?
Speaker 18 (59:06):
Well, that's driving all from mister Connecticut to go to work.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Oh, we love Mystic Connecticut all the time. So how
do you know they're a tourist when you see them
doing this? In Mystic, Connecticut.
Speaker 18 (59:17):
Going to Mystic Pizza and rating about how good the
pizza actually is.
Speaker 8 (59:23):
It's like the movie Mystic Pizza.
Speaker 18 (59:25):
Yeah, and everybody brings up mixtic Pizza. I want to
see Julia roberts and she's never there.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Julia Robertson. She's still not showing up for work.
Speaker 8 (59:33):
He did that movie like years ago.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Okay, so where do you go for pizza? Where do
you go for clampie? Where where do you go?
Speaker 1 (59:39):
We go to Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
All right, the people have missed it. Pizza hate us
right now? Let it go? All all right, Jill, thank
you for listening to us. Hello, Kristin Bye, tell me
how you know? First of all, where are you from?
Speaker 6 (59:58):
Absolutely the They told us our show would not work
in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, all right, so you know
they're a tourist in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
When they do what.
Speaker 31 (01:00:12):
Definitely, when you're driving and you see cars kind of
just stop randomly in the middle of the road and
people hanging out taking pictures of the Alemish and the
horse and buggies.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Yeah, stop stop taking pictures of the Amish.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
They're just trying.
Speaker 31 (01:00:26):
They're just doing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Their normal exactly. They're living their lives. Leave them alone.
I know, I know they're they're from such a beautiful
culture and they're just doing their own things. Leave alone.
They're not here for your play exactly.
Speaker 31 (01:00:43):
And the four horse and buggies are just getting washed
like they have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
All right, Well, thank you very nice. When you're driving through,
when you're driving through Lancaster, do not stop and take
a picture of the horse. All right, thank you, christ
I have a great day, guys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
All right, hello Jess, Hi, where are you from.
Speaker 18 (01:01:03):
I'm from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Okay. So you know they're a tourist when you see.
Speaker 18 (01:01:07):
Them, do what Well when they say we're going to
the Jersey Shore and they're referring to sea and.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Dives, okay, seaside, Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Jersey Shore was based in Seaside Heights in Seaside.
Speaker 18 (01:01:21):
Yes, but but no one that actually lives in New
Jersey called it the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah, they just called they say they go to Seaside,
I mean New Jersey Shore. That's that's a TV thing, right.
And then there's the well, then there's the argument about
people who say down the shore because that's a big
Jersey thing as well. But only people outside of Jersey
say that, right, yes.
Speaker 18 (01:01:42):
And only people that you know have never been here
want to go here because I live ten minutes from
the beach and it's nothing exciting.
Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Live in New Jersey, and I the Jersey Shore to
me is summer. I mean, I love it.
Speaker 18 (01:02:00):
I like it like in May, like before people start
coming down.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You see.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
That's the thing. When you're from there, it's a whole
different thing. I get it. People are like, hey, we
want to visit your New York.
Speaker 17 (01:02:11):
I'm like, why why would you do you?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I mean, I love New There for a week, all right, dude,
why do you do that to yourself? I just thank you.
Speaker 18 (01:02:21):
Very much, all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
You know who's a big old tourist and that's scary
when he visits Los Angeles.
Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Oh my god, every time I have to go buy
the thing the star maps on the corner and then
take the TMZ bus tour.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And you gotta go see the Elvis Durant star on
the Hollywood Walk of fe Okay, okay, so every time
I'm in Los Angeles with pr Guru to the Stars,
Stephen Levine, we have to go buy the Houses of
the Dead Stars.
Speaker 11 (01:02:45):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
And he actually we actually had.
Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
To go to Brentwood and we had to stop in
front of Joan Crawford's old house and he said, he said,
hold on, I'm gonna take a picture.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
No, we're not gonna go take a picture. That's a home.
Then he says, let's go to where the O. J.
Simpson murders happened. Yet, so he tried to crawl over
the fence.
Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
What are you doing to crawl over the fence?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
I went over and put like my camera over the fence.
I did at Marylyn's house too, and I got a
picture of a woman buttoning up her child's coat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
People live there, I know, but Marilyn died there.
Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
And then we have to go to the Then we
have to go to the Graveyard of the Stars.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Oh my god, look Fred Astare.
Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
I'm like, hello, front's upstairs right now. I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
We went to Los Angeles for a year.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
You were staring the Walk of Fame.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
We landed and scary goes, would you take us to
the Brady Bunch House?
Speaker 25 (01:03:29):
Really?
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
And you'll get there in the middle of a neighborhood
and we're in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Is quiet?
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Is it over into Luca Lake?
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Whereas Yeah, it's into Lookal Lake.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So look, okay, scary, stop screaming. Good God. If you're
if you want to come visit New York as a tourist,
you're gonna hear people screaming like that all day long.
Speaker 13 (01:03:45):
There's a lot of yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
There's a lot of yelling here, yell, there's no one
on that line.
Speaker 17 (01:03:50):
We were tourists in the Bahamas one time. Danielle wanted
to go buy a graveyard, got sick and started throwing up.
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Where Anna Cole Smith was?
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Did you do up on Ennaa Cole Smith's graveyard?
Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Thankfully I didn't get there, Tara greg ear before I puked.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
First, I got Nancy, Hi, Nancy, where are you calling from?
Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
Hi?
Speaker 27 (01:04:07):
From Baltimore, Maryland?
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Okay, Look, you know what beautiful city. I love it there.
So but you're gonna know I'm a tourist.
Speaker 18 (01:04:13):
If I do what if you eat team crabs with
a bib and vinyl gloves.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Yeah, if you go to a restaurant to eat crabs
and they come behind you and put a bib around
your neck tell them no, I rebuke thee.
Speaker 18 (01:04:29):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
There's nothing like people, you know, eating crabs and they
look like they look like they're ready for like they're
gone to collogists, ready to go for an exam. I'm like,
I don't want to eat crabs in place, and then
you asked me to put my ankles in stirrups.
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
You know what I'm saying, Nancy, I love it. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 19 (01:04:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I have a good one, you too, Thanks for listening. Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Andrew from Austin, Texas. How you doing Austin, Austin's own Andrew,
I used to live there too. But if I came
back today and did what, I would look like a tourist.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
If you go to and you don't order keeso, yeah,
if you don't get kiso, the like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Could we get some caso?
Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You're such an Austin nite. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Austin is such a great seat, you know, Andrew. I
used to go there when I was a kid, which
was a long time ago, and it was a little different.
It was all hippies. I mean there were people everywhere
that look like hippies everywhere, And I hope that they're
still kind of holding onto that vibe. I mean it
still has that freedom vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Ryan, Oh yeah, they're still all here. Yeah there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Keep in mind, if you're in Austin, always order KESO.
All right, I'm in all right, Andrew, thank you for
listening to us.
Speaker 13 (01:05:34):
I think that's a good rule. No matter where you are,
always get the KESO.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, you can't go wrong. Our friend Tommy Dario hosts
I've Never Said This Before. It's a podcast where he
interviews our favorite actress and artists. Tommy who's on the
podcast this week?
Speaker 32 (01:05:50):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lana Perilla on the show today,
who was in the new j Lo Action flick at List,
which is all about the world of AI. And she
also shares with me one of her biggest fears that
she has never told anyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Elvista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Stop being a douche yes now, you know. And by
the way, just because you're a woman doesn't mean you
can't be a douchebag too, you know. I know women
and men who are a bunch of douches.
Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Well, to be honest, the woman should be the one
that's the douche, because really.
Speaker 25 (01:06:31):
Well no.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Douches really don't know douches or douches like a a
a hole and a douche to me are the same thing. Yeah,
so stop it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
So I was I was walking down just mining own
business yesterday, moving from point A to point B on
the streets of New York City, and there's this guy
coming out of a store with the door open, yelling
at the person behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
You can't treat me this way. I will give you
a bad yelp. Ready, you know it was just unnecessary. Yeah,
and of course me under my breath, douche.
Speaker 19 (01:07:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Just be nice, Yeah, be nice to people.
Speaker 13 (01:07:08):
That happened with Andrew and I yesterday we went to
dinner and a guy came in to pick up a
to go order, and the lady said he had to
come back in ten minutes, so he left while he
was furious, and then came back a minute later because
I guess they texted him that it was ready. You
wasted my time.
Speaker 20 (01:07:21):
You told me I had ten minutes left, and now
here I am again, and answer.
Speaker 13 (01:07:24):
And I were both scared.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Stop being a dude. People who like to pick fights,
people who it seems like they're trying to get arrested something.
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
It's like I just want I just want people to
stop being douchey, And like.
Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
What about people who correct you on the tiniest little
thing And you're like, you knew what I was saying,
You knew what I meant. Why are you stopping this conversation?
Why just to point out that you're so smart?
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
Why are you saying that when Brodie's not in the room,
always not here?
Speaker 13 (01:07:51):
Dang it, I wasted all that energy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
So I just try to monitor your your douchiness.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Look, I know that sometimes we don't get our way
and sometimes we have to blow off steam, and there
was a time and a place for that kind of stuff.
But I mean to an embarrassed like someone working in
retail or you know, of course, knowing that there's an
audience there to catch it.
Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
Awful.
Speaker 13 (01:08:14):
At one time almost tucked and rolled out of an
Uber because this girl I was in the uber with
was so rude to the uber driver and she was like,
do you even speak English? Tell me if you follow along?
Speaker 20 (01:08:24):
I was like, dude, I'm so.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Sorry, she's awful. Yeah, is that a friend of yours?
Speaker 15 (01:08:28):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:08:29):
God, no, it was when I had to uber pool.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Okay, like it's you knows.
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Yeah, all right, So I guess just today is the
day where you know, if you see douchery, walk away
from it, because I think fighting a douchebag is like
douchey too. Yeah, could you guys give give that douche
head the space, let him do their own thing.
Speaker 13 (01:08:52):
Maybe we can like come up with our own little
pad of like douchebag tickets and write one and just
hand it to them as we're walking away.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Okay, pardon me, you're a douche but I think that's
douchey too. Point out to do shee?
Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
We need to douche out the douchebags exactly.
Speaker 26 (01:09:04):
Can I say though, I think the world needs douchebag Okay,
talk about it because it makes everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It makes you appreciate the nice people when you have
a douchebag come up to you and you have.
Speaker 26 (01:09:12):
To deal with them, like, oh my god, really I
got to deal with this guy doesn't know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
And then Danielle comes up and she's nice and sweet.
Speaker 26 (01:09:19):
You're like, oh my god, I love life because you
have the good and the bad, the bad being the douchebag.
Speaker 13 (01:09:25):
All right, well, I'm sorry, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Don't we need douchebags in the world.
Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
I guess without douchebags in the world, he's trying to say,
you wouldn't appreciate exactly positive size.
Speaker 17 (01:09:36):
If there was no bad, then there wouldn't be good.
Everything would just be normal. So you gotta have bad
to have good.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Gotta be honest. No, I don't need bad. I don't
need bad.
Speaker 13 (01:09:45):
Many days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for right, right, right,
That's a good point.
Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
That's like I always think, like, do people in Florida
that live there appreciated as much as I do when
I go to visit because they have it all the time?
Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
A bad example, because I mean, you have you have
hurricanes like that.
Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
I mean, but in California, southern California beautiful weather, but
they have you know, fires.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Because I lived in southern California, it was sunny all
the time. I didn't appreciate it. I could have used
some rain. Every now and again. I eat a douchebag.
All right, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
We don't have a little bit of a dB in us, right,
we do something, I guess so, But you know what,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
I just have this feeling that when I don't know,
when I wake up in the morning, I started to
thinking about how grateful I am for all this stuff
that's going on in life and all the surrounded by
just the best people.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
And when you come into contact.
Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
With a human being, be it a stranger or someone
you know, in your course of the conversation, do you
find yourself trying to lift them up in one way
or another.
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
It can be hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Or you know great?
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Or hey, it's good being you know here with you today.
Those little things, to me.
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Make everything so great on earth. People who elevate other
people rather than going into a store and start screaming
at someone because of some stupid little thing that really
doesn't matter at the end of the day, and doing
it because you know you have an audience listening to it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I don't. I don't think we need those I agree.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
No, Okay, Snate wants to live in a worldful douchebag,
not not as many douchebags.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
As there are in the world right now, but a
couple sprinkle them in here and there.
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
He's basically saying that douchebags in the world make him
feel happy, which is.
Speaker 20 (01:11:31):
Kind of douchey.
Speaker 17 (01:11:32):
Also bar low for yourself, because when you see a douchebag,
you be if you're just slightly better than that guy there, like, hey,
I'm not him.
Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
So if you're just a bag and not the full
douche it's good.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Okay, now getting weird. What are you doing to get
a dog? But douchebags are calling us? Really yeah, what
do they saying?
Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
You're defending the douchebagger?
Speaker 13 (01:12:01):
How you defend your douchebaggery like you there's no no,
Let's listen. I'm very interesting.
Speaker 17 (01:12:06):
You don't don't judge, I don't judge, don't prejudge a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Defend themselves.
Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
You think you're a douchebag, sometimes wrong, but you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I'm reading some of these texts. I saw a guy
screaming at a cab driver because of the price he
was wearing a Gucci outfit. He can afford it. Let's see.
I think that's douchey. Assuming that someone's dress nice and
they can afford everything.
Speaker 13 (01:12:28):
Oh yeah, I totally agree, especially because we know a
lot of people spend all their money on their clothing
and then they go home to like, you know, nothing,
because they want you to think they have it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
What's that scary, isn't there?
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Then two types can we differentiate, the inward douche versus
the outward douche? Like an inward douche is like you're
you're applying to the cars people drive and the things
people wear, versus a douchebag who lashes out and is
outwardly being a douchebag to the public.
Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
A douche is a douche is a douche of course,
of course douche, of course. All right, all right, uh
hit the jingle. Scariest time for the topic train, the
Elvis topic train.
Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Today, the Elvis topic train.
Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
El I mean, the question is why talk about one
thing when you can talk about several different things at
the same time and you get to choose which topic
you want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's
set it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic number one.
(01:13:33):
Are you venmost stalking your significant other or someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you venmos stalking someone? Okay? So far,
so good? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Have you ever been beard fished where he was so
hot or maybe she was so hot with a beard
and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know. Or maybe you were hat fished or
COVID mask fished they took off mask, you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Another question on the on the topic train, what did
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right, Ye?
What did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?
Speaker 21 (01:14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:14:25):
Oh, I have one? Can I say it?
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google?
Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
And finally, have you ever been caught speeding because you
were listening to a song that made you speed?
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
What song was it? I want to hear from you
the Elvis.
Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Topic tray, the Elvis topic trays.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Let's get into it. Let's just jump right into it,
all right. I don't know where to start. We're gonna
start at line eleven, right, you gotta help me. I guys,
it's hey Trish. Hey, hell aen, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 19 (01:15:13):
I'm driving to work and that's uh, it's a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
And uh.
Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I always am in a great mood listening to you guys.
Speaker 9 (01:15:20):
And I just had to call in with my story.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?
Speaker 15 (01:15:25):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
The how you were fished?
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Oh, beard fish or or hat fished or mask fished.
Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
I was costume fished at a Halloween costume.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
What happened, Trish?
Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
I'm sure that's really common.
Speaker 21 (01:15:43):
So I met this guy through some friends.
Speaker 14 (01:15:45):
He was dressed as Zoro, and.
Speaker 21 (01:15:49):
And then we went out on a date and I
literally felt deflated, like, oh okay, I like him better
as Zoro.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?
Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Oh god, oh my god, not quite, but totally.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Totally messed up that joke. Well, so you know what,
sometimes you know, in costume it's more mysterious and zoro Yeah, yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
But I was the energizer bunny, So I don't know
what the attraction was there.
Speaker 18 (01:16:25):
I guess I could keep going because I could keep
going and going.
Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
I guess.
Speaker 25 (01:16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Okay, all right, Sherry on line ten, welcome to the
topic train. It's good to have you here, Sherry. How
are you feeling good?
Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
Good?
Speaker 23 (01:16:42):
How are you so great to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
It's a pleasure talking to you.
Speaker 30 (01:16:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Which one of our topics you're calling about?
Speaker 23 (01:16:48):
I'm the speeding listening to a song?
Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you excel, right, so
you have one that makes you speed?
Speaker 23 (01:17:02):
Yes, it's so we Sammy Hagar, I can't drive fifty five.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean that's like, it's
just it just makes sense.
Speaker 23 (01:17:13):
So yeah, and it's it's terrible. I was from going
ninety and a forty five.
Speaker 20 (01:17:19):
Oh my god, I still have your license.
Speaker 16 (01:17:22):
Wow, you do have my license.
Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that's a ninety
and a forty five is probably a steep price to pay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Thank you, thank you for listening to us. I appreciate it.
It's slow down, don't listen to Samy Hagar. There's the
moral of the story. Michelle in line eight. Let's see
hey Michelle.
Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Hello, hello lady, Well, hello lady.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
How you feeling good?
Speaker 10 (01:17:49):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
So which topic are you calling about about?
Speaker 21 (01:17:54):
The speeding?
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Okay, what made you speed?
Speaker 23 (01:17:58):
It wasn't a song. I was actually listening to a
race car race and listening to the engines. I started
accelerating and I got snabbed for eighty five and a
sixty five. But because I was honest and told him
that I was listening to the NASCAR race, he let
(01:18:18):
me go with the following two close.
Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
So the officer bought into that logic. That's kind of funny.
Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Yeah, he was dying.
Speaker 23 (01:18:28):
He was like, I have to say, a chick listening
to a NASCAR race and speeding on the highlight, I
gotta let you go with the following.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Okay, no no.
Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Argument here, officer. I love how you were listening to NASCAR.
You actually thought you were driving in NASCAR, so there's
an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle, thanks for listening
to us. I'm glad you got off with a one.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 21 (01:18:48):
You have a good day.
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Guy two two, Lady Lyne. The eighteen is Jordan. This
is a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in.
You got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good morning morning.
What song makes you speed up without actually realizing you're
speeding up?
Speaker 22 (01:19:05):
Well, my girlfriend and I ran a road trip and
the song I walked five hundreds miles.
Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Enough are right now.
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
On the train.
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
You turn it off.
Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Doesn't matter. That song makes you speed. You must have
been really into it.
Speaker 22 (01:19:27):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were just
so into the song that we were speeding. And so
now whenever it comes on and we're both in the car,
whoever's driving, just we look at each other and slow
down regardless wherever we're at.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers
makes you speed. I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan.
Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 22 (01:19:47):
Yes, thanks, every great day, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because that that one was taking off big time.
Speaker 19 (01:19:53):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning guys. How are you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
We're doing well?
Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
We're doing well.
Speaker 19 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I was talking you guys.
Speaker 29 (01:20:00):
You make my morning every day, my ride into work.
Speaker 16 (01:20:03):
I love listening to you.
Speaker 27 (01:20:04):
I'll you make my morning.
Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Well, thank god, someone's listening to this stuff. Mary, Thank
god you're there. All right, which topic are you calling about?
Speaker 16 (01:20:11):
So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic. I learned
how to use TikTok.
Speaker 13 (01:20:17):
My daughter taught me.
Speaker 16 (01:20:18):
I'm going to be forty next month, so I'm hashtag
mom over thirty, right, and so she taught me how
to get on. She taught me how to make friends.
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god, that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I
(01:20:38):
never got anybody to go.
Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
On and watch me.
Speaker 16 (01:20:41):
Oh that's hilarious, but apparently none of the world.
Speaker 23 (01:20:46):
Agrees with me.
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
So so they voted you all right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 16 (01:20:50):
You know, you get like one or two viewers.
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
Well, my daughter.
Speaker 14 (01:20:53):
She gets way more people.
Speaker 21 (01:20:54):
She has like twelve thousand followers.
Speaker 19 (01:20:55):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 16 (01:20:56):
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I don't want to know how she does it. It's
her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok?
Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Yes, A couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok
which were delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Right.
Speaker 16 (01:21:11):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I have to say, I love that you're loving the TikTok.
All right, Mary, you have a great day. Thanks for
listening to us.
Speaker 10 (01:21:18):
Guys, you too, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
A line three is Angel Hey Angel, Yes, Hey, good morning, Well,
good morning, welcome to the show. So, which one of
these topics you're calling about.
Speaker 22 (01:21:30):
I was beardfish, hatfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
By what happened?
Speaker 21 (01:21:35):
I was fished.
Speaker 14 (01:21:36):
I came home from work about two weeks ago and
my husband decided to shave everything, his beard.
Speaker 21 (01:21:44):
His head, everything.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Ah. So, I mean, how long have you been married
to him?
Speaker 14 (01:21:51):
Six years?
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
So you haven't seen him without facial or head hair.
In six years?
Speaker 14 (01:21:59):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
And oh, so what's devastating if you can compare maybe
a celebrity or something he used to look like. And
also who he now looks like after Shade I he
looked like the.
Speaker 27 (01:22:15):
Rock and now he looks like older Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Oh, he's pretty old.
Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
He's not though.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Oh did you say anything to him about it?
Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
I mean, is he going to grow it back because
he sees how you were recoiling in horror.
Speaker 15 (01:22:34):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.
Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
While it takes a while to grow it, doesn't it.
Speaker 21 (01:22:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's inging its way back, but it's it's
been a very slow two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
How different someone looks without a beard?
Speaker 14 (01:22:52):
So surprised?
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yeah, six years and you never knew what was under
the hood. That's so crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
All right, Angel, thank you, thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing,
and good luck with your husband if he's listening.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Oh, okay, there you go.
Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Line five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are
you calling about?
Speaker 15 (01:23:10):
I am calling about the stalker situation?
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Uh? The stalker? Oh no, Yo, we're asking if you
stalk people on Venmo to see who they're paying money
to No.
Speaker 15 (01:23:20):
I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's stalking me.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 15 (01:23:28):
I used to live beside him, and uh we had
I had a pool in the backyard, and on the
other side of our fence was the patio doors. And
every time I tried to spend time in the pool,
he would swing the patio doors open and drop his pants.
Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Oh god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 20 (01:23:44):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
That's not.
Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
He shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
You don't need that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But you know,
but so do you ever use Venmo with this guy?
Speaker 30 (01:23:57):
I mean, you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Okay, hold on a second, hold on one second. All right,
there's that uh Emma line twenty four. Hello, Emma, my
favorite topic. Hello, I'm so happy you called with this topic.
It's my favorite topic. I think it clever. One tell
everyone which topic you're calling about.
Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
What I would google to smell? Oh, I would want
to smell Gwenna's pounce Rose Candle.
Speaker 27 (01:24:26):
I want to know what he thinks.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Like, okay, it no, you know, it's like the tester
at the counter. You just want to exactly. I don't
know why. I mean, how much were those candles the
V can the V candles, remember, like sixty dollars?
Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list.
Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
It's done. All right, Thank you. That's that's my favorite call.
I appreciate it. You have a great t Thanks for
listening to us. Okay you two, bye bye and there
you go. The topic train. I loved it. That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
There are some days you go, God's dastes going on
and on and on and on. Well, you're not engaged
and you're having fun. It's not a good day, but
you want those days. Remember when you were a kid
and summer days would last forever. Oh yes, And when
you're older.
Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
It's the opposite. It's like God, summer days just all
days just fly by. It's because you're living in a
world that's very, very ultra familiar to you. You know
this world way too well, you've been here all these years.
When you're a kid, you're exploring new things all summer
day long, and the day lasts longer.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils
down to this, time passes quickly when you get older
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.
Speaker 21 (01:26:07):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
This is why it's great to like change the way
you drive home every day from work or school, change
the way you do things, go to different restaurants, things
as simple as that. You know, when you're walking through
a park, say, get out of this park, go to
another park. The trees are different. And when you experience
new things in life, the day seems to be not
only longer, but it's a good longer. You're actually you
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feel you feel fulfilled, even though you may not be
able to check off a checklist of things that need
to be done, like you steam my son's graduation gown.
Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
You know, I feel that way at the restaurants too,
Like when you go to a restaurant, you would get
the same exact thing everything time.
Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
There.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
I call that the last day on Earth syndrome because
you feel like, well, it's gonna be the last time
I ever eat this restaurant. Gotta eat the same thing
I always do. Yeah, So God to your going through
this meditation, meditation, this medium article as well.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Right, yes, what did you get from it?
Speaker 20 (01:27:03):
I got a lot from this.
Speaker 13 (01:27:05):
So I think that one of the biggest things we
need to keep in mind is exactly what you just said.
You have to train your brain to untrain itself. When
you get used to doing the same thing, walking the
same route, whatever, doing the same schedule every single day,
it just makes your day go by a lot faster,
and it's not fulfilling. But when you start new things,
you not only slow the time down, but once you've
learned a new thing, you do feel fulfilled and you
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feel accomplished. And it was a longer day that had meaning.
So why not change your days to have more meaning.
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now.
Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this work expands
to fill the time available for its completion. Meaning you say, Okay,
I've got to get this thing done in and I
have three hours to get it done, so it's gonna
take your time. Let's say washing the dishes, okay, loading
the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say it's dishwashing laundry day. Okay, Oh,
(01:27:57):
I've got three hours. You just take your time and
get it done.
Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Before you know it, your three hours are done, and
all you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and
putting stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
Right, give yourself an hour. I mean a laundry usually
takes longer. They're saying, give yourself an hour to do
these projects, and you'll get it done in an hour.
It'll always start to get done because you're rushing to
get it done. Then you have the rest of the
day to go do something different. Yeah, by the way,
your whole day is filled up with laundry and dishes.
Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry is filled sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it takes up all your time.
Speaker 13 (01:28:34):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article. It talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're sitting in traffic.
You might listen to your favorite morning show, or listen
to music that you like, listen to a book on tape.
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Whatever it is.
Speaker 20 (01:28:56):
You can find joy and things that aren't so joyful.
And I think that changes your day too.
Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day, take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in. When you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm
(01:29:23):
addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 15 (01:29:33):
Drink it?
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Let's go get your caffeine in in your veins. You
know what I'm saying. Do you guys ever savor your coffee?
Speaker 15 (01:29:40):
I do.
Speaker 13 (01:29:41):
I actually don't like the caffeine and coffee. It makes
me really jittery. So when I get coffee, I will
make it last four hours. I'll go heat it up again.
I just like the flavor.
Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
I slurp mine.
Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
God, you're a slurper. You know what something tells me
slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it. I think
they're combined.
Speaker 8 (01:29:58):
That's why I get iced coffee. I feel like it
last all day and I can nurse it all day.
Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
You go, you're right because ice slowly mouts and there's
a cat in your camera.
Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Danielle.
Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Other things on the list of things to make your
day a little more meaningful. Say no, Yeah, say it
more often. Yeah, learn to say no. The other day
I said yes to something and I immediately regretted it,
and I'm.
Speaker 15 (01:30:18):
Like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
God.
Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
And at that point, it's like, you can't take it back.
Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine, drive slower.
You ever do that? Do you ever control your speed
(01:30:44):
in behind the wheel, and it actually calms you down
a little bit. It's true.
Speaker 13 (01:30:49):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has or
if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there.
Speaker 20 (01:31:05):
I try to enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
And also, you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game.
Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
You know what's scary?
Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
What about making a TikTok video?
Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
And hear me out for a second, dear God, Quesse, No, no, no,
not the stupid dances, whatever the case.
Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, if
that's what you want to do, it it's something different.
Do it scary? Be the TikTok king see just things.
Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
What about going to the grocery store and like discovering
new things that they stocked up. Like I like to
go down every aisle every now and then and just
it's like me time, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but it's nice here in my mind,
a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Bring stuff home you may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically Yet,
stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day to
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.
Speaker 13 (01:32:14):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make a TikTok video.
Speaker 20 (01:32:22):
I fully support you, But.
Speaker 13 (01:32:24):
When you're on social media, ninety percent of what you're
doing is paying attention to somebody else's life and not
paying attention to your own and what you're doing. And
then an hour and a half later, you're on somebody's
cousin sister's brother's page for what what was the purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Of that he was hot?
Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Line twenty four Samantha got some great advice during basic training.
Hey Samantha, Hey, how are you guys? We're doing well. Wait,
hold on, let's back up a little bit. Basic training.
What were you training for?
Speaker 9 (01:32:53):
So I was in the military. I was in the
army for the last four years.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Excellent, nice.
Speaker 9 (01:33:00):
And our drill sergeant's always told us, because basic training
is like eight to nine weeks long, and so every
day can feel very monotonous and very like just very
the same thing, and so they would tell us hunt
the good stuff, meaning like you went to the chow hal,
you got French toes for breakfast. That's something good. You
got a letter from your family, you got to receive
(01:33:21):
a phone call from your family. Just something to look
forward to every day.
Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.
Speaker 10 (01:33:31):
Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 9 (01:33:33):
It's something I've always looked forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool,
I got ten cents off my gas, you know what
I mean? Like I got a phone call from my
mom that I wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:33:47):
Ye, it really is, really and it can make you
feel so bogged down.
Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Yeah, let it go. Hey, look, thank you for serving
our country, Samantha, and thanks for listening to us. Thanks
for the advice.
Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
Okay, thank you guys, ok.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Thank you. And finally, Kathleen online twenty three. Uh hello Kathleen.
Speaker 8 (01:34:04):
Oh look at that hanging?
Speaker 22 (01:34:07):
What did see?
Speaker 15 (01:34:07):
What she did?
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
She went on with her life doesn't matter about us,
and she's living a very fulfilling life.
Speaker 20 (01:34:12):
Good for she got the memo.
Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
You know what they had?
Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
They had thirty seconds to come to me. They just
sat there. They paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy.
Speaker 17 (01:34:22):
At least they went for a walk the other day
and I tried to call her cell phone and I
saw it ringing on the counter. And so when she
got back, like, hey, you left your phone, she said,
I did that on purpose. She said, I wanted to
just go for a walk, enjoy myself, take a look
around and enjoy the fresh air and the scenery, and
not be on my phone, not listening to music.
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I do exactly right now.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
It was super relaxing and you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
How told you not be in contact with me constantly?
Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
I said? What was the guy's house?
Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
What was his name?
Speaker 22 (01:34:47):
You were at?
Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Why are you cheating on me?
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I want you to be available at all times? Do
you understand me? You guys know what a fensta is?
Speaker 15 (01:34:55):
Right? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Yes, fake Instagram accounts you can use so you can
stop people in prime.
Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
My friends and I have a joint account to spy
on all kinds of people.
Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Yeah, do you do what's the account name?
Speaker 20 (01:35:07):
I'm not telling what would I tell?
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Wait? You really spying on people with this fake account?
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
How many of you are in it?
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Four?
Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Four of you have a fake account? Just check it
up on people?
Speaker 20 (01:35:16):
Yeah, you want to see some stuff and I can't
see some stuff. I'm gonna request you from.
Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
This account.
Speaker 13 (01:35:22):
Look at her?
Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 20 (01:35:23):
Because I want to know things?
Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
What from people who have blocked you?
Speaker 13 (01:35:27):
Perhaps, or like a private account that I just want
to see what's going on and I can't see what's
going on, So then my little Finsta account will.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Tell you what's going all right? All right, you got
a burner?
Speaker 20 (01:35:36):
I have an Instagram?
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Hey, Jordan, how are you?
Speaker 20 (01:35:41):
I'm so good.
Speaker 14 (01:35:41):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm on with you.
Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Well, I'm glad you're here because I want you to
tell this story. Your your husband is a nurse in
the operating room.
Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Correct, yeah, Now tell everyone how your husband, the operating
room nurse, started his day.
Speaker 21 (01:35:57):
I texted him.
Speaker 19 (01:35:57):
Good morning, and he said, good morning.
Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Currently trying to get a fly out.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Of the r right now, can you imagine a fly
buzzing around? You're going to have an open cavity.
Speaker 9 (01:36:07):
That's not good, right, right, it's not good.
Speaker 14 (01:36:10):
It definitely poses a problem.
Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
I know that you would never expect to see a
fly in an operating room, but it's it's a room,
and it's gonna get flies.
Speaker 9 (01:36:18):
Right, It got in somehow, right.
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
So if you open me up and you're in there,
like you know, jacking around trying to fix something, and
a fly starts buzzing around, I want you to cover
me up quickly, please.
Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
Right right, hopefully don't distract the surgeon.
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Yeah. No, so you wonder, like, what are the hazards
at your job? His job. He's got to get a
fly out of the operating room.
Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
Yeah, that's a hazard.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah, we're just simple radio folk. We have it easy
in here. No one's going to die in this place. Yeah,
we have no flies flying.
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Did What do you think would happen if a fly
did get in there and got sewn up? I don't know,
would you hear it?
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
It would probably smother it.
Speaker 23 (01:36:56):
Any Fine, they just have a fly in you, you'll
probably be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Probably. Yeah, Jordan, tell your husband to get that fly
out of there. And congratulations on.
Speaker 12 (01:37:06):
Keeping us alive in the r awesome.
Speaker 19 (01:37:08):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 21 (01:37:09):
You guys are so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Thank you for listening to us. Thank you very much.
Now back to this fake account thing.
Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
Oh, I've never thought about getting a fake account, Yeah,
to kind of sneak up on people.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Hello, Tiffany, you have a fake account as well?
Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Hi?
Speaker 21 (01:37:23):
Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 23 (01:37:24):
So I had created a fake account for years ago
to look up on.
Speaker 29 (01:37:29):
My ex boyfriend and I still use it today to
look up things for him with him with him.
Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Do you use it for other things as well or
just him?
Speaker 10 (01:37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 23 (01:37:39):
No, there's all of them, all the excellents.
Speaker 29 (01:37:42):
I pretty much move on there. And I had a
boyfriend more recently out cheated on me, and I used
it many times to stalk on his baby mama's profile
and when I found out, when I found out he cheated, I,
you know, im this new girl. I found out, you know,
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all kinds of things where she worked and what she
does and all these different things.
Speaker 8 (01:38:08):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 29 (01:38:09):
There's just a there's just a satisfaction of it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
So there's the it's like you're kind of lurking in
the in the shadows, just kind of keeping an eye
on things.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
And I totally get that.
Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Look, I know, if it's someone on this show, you know,
I guess. I guess we have recognizable names to some people.
But if I just want to be a fly on
the lawn and watch something, I'm going in as whoever
I am.
Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Account, you know whatever.
Speaker 20 (01:38:33):
You cannot creep with our blue check marks.
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
Everything is that called a burner Instagram accounts? Instagrammy, Yeah,
you can call it instagrammy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
All right. Well, Tiffany, thank you. You keep a you
keep on being stealth, keep on stealthy. People probably do this,
haven't I stay Tiffany, thank you for listening probably more.
Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Than we know.
Speaker 20 (01:38:53):
Yeah, everybody did it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
I love that. I love that your fake account is
like a co op four of you on it.
Speaker 13 (01:39:00):
We share it because you have to have an email
account of password, and like we're not all going to
create that, we'll just share the one.
Speaker 21 (01:39:06):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
It's one thing to have that account just to keep
an eye on things. It's another thing to have that
account to do things like to give people your opinion
that may be unpopular. Okay, so that is what because
we have those people listen to us and you'll see
someone who has one follower being a total jackass.
Speaker 13 (01:39:23):
That's what one of my friends uses it for, because
she says, there are so many times where I want
to comment under a celebrities post, like this is trash,
what's going on? And she said she realizes that she
looks nuts if she does it, so she uses our
account to go do it.
Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Which means she's still nuts. Yeah, oh my gosh, so true.
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:39:41):
It makes me laugh.
Speaker 20 (01:39:42):
If you guys ever want to creep someone, I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
What's scary.
Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
I think it's rather pathetic to have a fake account
to use it for nothing more than going into people's
comment threads and ripping them and cursing them and trolling
on people.
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
I think I think it's already just called you pathetic not.
Speaker 20 (01:39:58):
You know, I don't disagree, you know you did.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
You just called Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
To do that, to like kind of monitor things.
Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
But when you're actively on a fake account, using fake
pictures and stealing people's profiles, which I've had my picture.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Stolen, yeah, bad news. But you're pathetic. Hello Aaron, good morning,
Good morning. So how long ago did your mom pass away?
Speaker 18 (01:40:23):
Twenty fifteen?
Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Okay, so four years ago, and you still use her
account on Facebook to stalk people?
Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I do.
Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
I have her passwords, so I'll I'll get into it
from time to time just to check out, like stamp
people I don't talk to anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
As long as you as long as your mom isn't
commenting on people.
Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
I know the first time I did it, I got
a lot of messages on my account.
Speaker 14 (01:40:44):
Hey, I think your mom's account got hacked, and I say, no, that.
Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Was just me.
Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
But so you're still poking around, just like your mom's
poking around beyond the beyond the grave.
Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Just gotta check I know, well, I know. So, So
when's the last time you went on to your deceased
mother's a ca on and started looking around?
Speaker 14 (01:41:02):
Last week?
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Yeah, anything in particular, You're you're watching.
Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
No, I just look at like her old friends and
stuff that I don't talk that I don't talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
I just like to see what they're doing.
Speaker 19 (01:41:12):
And then I have some family members that I don't
talk to because, you know, for obvious reasons.
Speaker 18 (01:41:17):
I like to see what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Okay, I get that. I understand that, as long as
long as your mom isn't you know, commenting on stuff.
Oh no, I think she Yeah, no, wow, look at that.
All right, Well, Aaron, thank you and uh and good luck.
It was stalking people, you too have.
Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
I'm learning a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
I know me too.
Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
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Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Julie, but were you really day drinking with Seth Myers?
Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
No, an years, I day drinking.
Speaker 8 (01:41:45):
I got blackout.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
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Speaker 13 (01:41:48):
Unfortunately it was like an involuntary cocktail of rum vodka
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Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Elvis Duran in the morning show on Elvista. Ran in
the morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Let's do a segment called this is stupid. I can
get stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Music's stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
That's good. We were talking about three ways a little
while ago. You want to get into this.
Speaker 13 (01:42:30):
I think this is a great topic.
Speaker 20 (01:42:32):
I don't even think this one's stupid.
Speaker 6 (01:42:33):
I don't think it's stupid at all. Yeah, I'm sure
we'll have some stupid responses to that. If you and
your partner, someone you're dating or married to, decide to
have a three way with someone and your partner falls
asleep in the middle, do you have the right to
keep on going with the total stranger right now, right
next to them?
Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
And if you're watching a movie and somebody falls asleep,
don't you keep watching the movie.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
It's a little different.
Speaker 8 (01:42:56):
That's a little different.
Speaker 13 (01:42:57):
I think you do have the right to keep going
because the two of you decided on this together. Then
that person did something kind of irresponsible and fell asleep
or passed out, and then everyone's supposed to suffer because
that person made the mistake.
Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Suffer. Okay, hear me out. You're not you're not allowing
your partner to well, your partner's not allowing you to
have one on one with them.
Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
It was supposed to be a three way. So if
a three way stops to happen, it stops happening.
Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
I don't know. I don't know. It's not a three
way anymore. It's you cheating on me.
Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
What if I don't notice you're asleep, that's even weirder.
Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
Take my pulse, put a mirror under my nose, make
sure I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
So Froggy was the first to chime.
Speaker 17 (01:43:43):
In, Yeah, no, I think that if if you, like
Ghani said, if you irresponsibly fall asleep, it doesn't mean
that then everybody else has to stop what they're doing.
We all entered into disagreement together, and you unfortunately tapped out.
The other people will continue on the you entered it together.
Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
That's my point. You're not to get anymore. It's two
of you now, right.
Speaker 17 (01:44:02):
But we didn't agree for you to fall asleep. You
did that on your own, So now I get to
make my decision.
Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
Okay, So if I was with Alex and we had
a third in there, and I fell asleep and keep going,
keep going. If I woke up and found you and
Alex going at it, with each other and I wasn't
there to watch it because I was asleep.
Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
I would have a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
No, we'd say, like, Yo, why'd you go to sleep?
Come on, let's go now, come on.
Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
Well, you would know I was asleep because I wasn't
you know a part of the action that's snoring asleep?
Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
No, no, no, but but you're but no, no, if
you're in this Not to get too serious here, but
if you're in a sexual situation and someone falls asleep,
that it's a totally different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Now why, I think it says a lot about what's
going on too, right, Well, no.
Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
There's usually I'm sure drinking would have something to do
with it.
Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
You think, Oh, what a tough call. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (01:44:56):
I guess now we've opened a whole new door if
things need to discuss before a threesome. I guess in
the event of someone falling asleep, I fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
Hey, Nate, can you get Alex on the phone? Let's
go right to the source. I'm sure I wasn't what
she thinks and ask, yeah, scary, can you.
Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Turn microphones on?
Speaker 23 (01:45:14):
And things?
Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
People who are like definitely working on the show, like me, Okay, Uh, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
I would I would like to think that if you
fell asleep, if Alex fell asleep, I wouldn't continue with
you Froggy, so everyone.
Speaker 20 (01:45:27):
Just stops and then that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
And yes, okay, it's not a three way anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:45:32):
Oh geez?
Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Okay, do you want me to pose the question to her?
Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Okay, Lisa, Yes, if you and Froggy and I were
having a three way and you fell asleep, but Froggy
and I kept going, wouldn't you feel kind of pissed
off about that?
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Like it's not a three way anymore, it's a two way?
Speaker 8 (01:45:51):
I would agree, Yeah, I think that's I don't care.
Speaker 20 (01:45:54):
Doesn't you don't continue?
Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
What would weake you up?
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
You probably should?
Speaker 20 (01:45:59):
Yeah, not be on the head with something.
Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Us into this mess. Okay, well, hold on, I have Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Alex.
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Sorry, I know you're busy. We have a weird, weird question.
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 31 (01:46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:46:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
Let's say you and Froggy and I are having a
three way. Okay, by the way, Hi, we're on the radio. Hi, Hi,
And then and then you fall asleep, but Froggy and
I keep going at it. Wouldn't you feel kind of
pissed off about that?
Speaker 30 (01:46:30):
Well, first of all, I would never fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (01:46:34):
Okay, let's say I fell asleep, but you and Froggy
kept going. Wouldn't you understand why I would be a
little upset at that.
Speaker 30 (01:46:41):
No, you fell asleep, so you know, but it's.
Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
A three It was a three way. Now it's if
I'm asleep, it's now a two way because I'm not
a part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
And then if both fall asleep, then it's going to
be a one way.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
So you're you're saying you're going to keep on going
no matter what happened.
Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
To finish.
Speaker 21 (01:47:02):
Wow, you know if the three of us are in
the race and you you can't make the race, and
then Froggy and I still complete.
Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
The race, you know you got No.
Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Not the same. We're talking about a three way.
Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
It is the same.
Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
It's not the same, A little different, it's a lot different.
I'm so disappointed in you. I'm so sorry I called anyway.
We'll discuss this later, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Have a good day.
Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
He's canceling that three way, Alex.
Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
I'm gonna drink a cup of espresso before we into
that there's an actual rule. Apparently there's written rules.
Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
They say the biggest rule in multiple partner play are
thres is when one is done, all three of you
are finished.
Speaker 6 (01:47:43):
Well, and look, that's the thing. If you're gonna have
a three way, you need to set those boundaries and
rules earlier. That may not apply to all three ways though.
Oh way, I've got Sarah line twenty. Sarah, So you
used to date a couple. They were they were together romantically,
and you would join in as.
Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
A third person.
Speaker 19 (01:48:00):
Correct, Yeah, I was the third person.
Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
And so if one of you fell asleep, if one
of them fell asleep, you would keep going with the other.
Speaker 18 (01:48:09):
I mean if they fell asleep during then I guess
that's their own deal.
Speaker 14 (01:48:12):
So we would keep going because it was a mutual agreement.
Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
So you agreed to it, okay, all right, well yeah,
but in the agreement that you say, all right, if
one of us falls asleep, the other two are allowed
to keep going. You actually said those words. Yes, listen
to you, what froggy, No.
Speaker 17 (01:48:33):
I agree one hundred percent. Like if we all enter
into this agreement together and and somehow you fall asleep,
then that's on you, that's not on us. The then
go oh, what do we just sit here and wait
or try to wake you up like us?
Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Well, I just text her. They said, if one of
you falls asleep, then you're all drunk. And that's really
didn't just reschedule. Reschedule you can't, Well, what are you
going to do in the middle of it?
Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
Excuse me, we need to reschedule.
Speaker 13 (01:48:59):
More like I just I feel like you were already
doing something. So it's not like you're doing anything new.
You're just continuing doing what you were already doing. But
one person tapped.
Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Out, they're not doing what you were doing. What you
were doing were three people and now there are two.
No one's seeing my point.
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
And how the hell would you even know if I
finished or not? When you're sleeping. I could lie to
you and say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
We stopped, and that's on you.
Speaker 21 (01:49:18):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
You wouldn't do that, Danielle, because you you have a
guilty conscience.
Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Yeah right, yeah, we didn't finish. I swear we we
did not finish.
Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
All right, So Gandhi and Froggy or sleeves. You know,
I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 15 (01:49:29):
You.
Speaker 13 (01:49:30):
Gotta finish what you started.
Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Okay, Sarah, thank you very much. I appreciate your candor.
I appreciate it very much. Sam is on twenty two
you swing swing, I love that term with your wife.
But you have rules, right Sam?
Speaker 30 (01:49:43):
Oh, yes, it's one of that community has a lot
of rules.
Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:49:47):
But I would assume even though the community has a
set of rules, you may have some that are more
specific to you, like what are your rules with your wife?
Speaker 30 (01:49:54):
Absolutely, it's always been if one person sides to tap out,
you both tap out, You go in together, you leave together.
Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Okay, Se I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
I will march into battle with you and we'll fall
right out. Do you have any other rules in there?
Speaker 30 (01:50:08):
Sam? Well, I was gonna say, respect is a big
think in this. You know, even between other couples and
yourself and your spouse or whoever you're with, you don't
have enough respect to finish as you started and came
in and stuck, then you know the next time you're
not getting any.
Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
There you go, Sam, thank you, thanks for being the
only one who agrees with me. All right, Sam, thanks
for listening to us.
Speaker 30 (01:50:35):
Thank you with Welsers an honor and a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
So Garrett wants to know if Daniel and Sheldon had
a threesome with Christina Aguilera and Daniel falls asleep. Would
you be mad if Sheldon, your husband, continue with Christina,
and you.
Speaker 8 (01:50:46):
Know, because that's his past, so he would have still
kept on going. I don't think that's his past anymore,
but back then in her dirty days.
Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
God, All right, well there you go once again. We
talking talking never really solve much.
Speaker 13 (01:51:03):
I don't know anything about this community or like how
the rules work. It just logically seems like you should
be able to keep going well.
Speaker 6 (01:51:09):
And I think the way we agree to disagree is there.
You know, before you get into a three way you
should you should maybe talk about these things and have
these rules set up.
Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Yeah, hype.
Speaker 17 (01:51:20):
I feel like if you have a conversation, hey, if
one of us falls asleep, like you're setting yourself up
for who's going to be who's gonna want to fall
asleep during?
Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
Don't If you don't set if the rules, then the
rules aren't there. Apparently, So what's scary?
Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
I just said I would hope no one would fall asleep.
I would hope things are so exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
That no matter what happens, I'm scary.
Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
That's not even a part of the conversation, and so
what if it's what if it could have been a
long day, Maybe you're bad in bed and you're boring me,
or you know, or too much drinking or who cares.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
But if we all stay awake, what does keep on
going till the sun comes up.
Speaker 8 (01:51:58):
Again?
Speaker 24 (01:51:59):
Elvis ran in the Morning show. Elvis terran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
For dinner, We've went out and had some pizza and
one of our favorite places called Tasuki Market, Tsuki Village Market.
Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
And it's really great when you walk into a place
and they go, hey, Elvis, alick, right, if.
Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
You're a regular. Do you guys have a place where
you're a regular? Oh yeah, yeah, like where Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
Coringo's Tako Hi without doubt?
Speaker 6 (01:52:33):
Yeah right, I mean you can know where we're regulars
because we talk about them all the time.
Speaker 8 (01:52:37):
Right, What about you, Danielle, I've got three in my town,
Mario's Pizza, Angelo's Pizza and am Cheese. Hey how are you? O?
Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
My good?
Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
How are you doing there? You go, it's good to
be a regular. I don't know, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
And of course in New York City Odeon we're there
all the time and we have lunch right there at
the corner of that bar. When we walk in and
there's someone else sitting at our space, I get.
Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
I get disgruntled. Have you noticed that? I'm like, yeah,
it's like they're sitting in our seats.
Speaker 20 (01:53:04):
Yeah, how dare you?
Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
We walked in one day and the manager and the
owner was sitting there. I'm like, get get out, move
and they move for us. What about you, Scary? Where
are you a regular?
Speaker 4 (01:53:13):
The Locerto Brothers Italian deli and also City Bestro in Hoboken.
Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
Yeah, You've been going to City Beestro for a thousand years?
What about you, Frog? Where are your regular?
Speaker 17 (01:53:23):
I've got two of my neighborhood one Tijuana Flats. Every
time I go there, they know exactly what I want,
right to the loop pizza grill. Every time I go
they I don't even have to order. I just walk in,
I sit down. They know exactly what they want and they.
Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
Bring it to the table. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
You know There's a restaurant we go to called Tewksbury End.
There's a guy who's there every single day for lunch.
He brings a newspaper, he sits down and his bloody
Mary appears with a bottle of tabasco.
Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
They don't even ask him. It's when they see him
walk in. It's done. He sits there, reads the paper,
drinks his blood, and he leaves. He's a regular though.
We were talking about this the other day.
Speaker 6 (01:53:56):
Bar culture, where you know, everyone knows you're and a
lot of the same people have been going to the
bar for years and they go at the same time
on the same days of every week.
Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
And that's their family, you know, Nate, I bet you
don't have a regular place. I well with you. I
have the odeon right. Other than that, I don't think
you do. We have been starting to go to this.
Speaker 26 (01:54:17):
Place called the Tasty Table, and it's gotten to the
point where when they see us, they go, oh, it's
so good to see you back again.
Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
They don't know our names, but they recognize our faces.
Speaker 20 (01:54:26):
You'll get that.
Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
Yeah, well, I'm hopeful that they know our name. Is
you need everyone needs to be a regular in some place.
Find your place because that's your family. They really are
your family. You don't have to be a drunk or barfly.
Speaker 10 (01:54:38):
You just go.
Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
They get the pizza. Like Danielle does.
Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
You just want to see what we actually look like.
Speaker 13 (01:54:43):
Olack o very princess that resides over the pits of Hell.
Speaker 24 (01:54:47):
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Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
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