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We rely on Nate as our friend today! As we get close to Thanksgiving, we talk ALL about the "what-if's"... grandmas on Thanksgiving, the emergency room on Thanksgiving, and weird ways to eat food! Plus, Danielle accidentally shoplifted, we talk green flags and dating a "fixer upper"!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program were pre recorded Happy Thanksgiving Elvis
Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Uh oh so.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Straight and eight. Was on the train coming in this morning,
and this gentleman sits across for me because on Metro
North the seeds sometimes face one another.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
And he's sitting there for a few seconds, and then
he reaches into his bag and pulls out a banana.
I'm like, okay, he's gonna have a banana while he's
sitting here on the train.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
But then he takes the banana and breaks it in half.
It was a green banana, so you could still snap it.
So he breaks it in half and takes one half
and peels it down and eats it, and then peels
down the other half and eats the other half with
his other hand. So it was like double fisting banana.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I've never seen anyone eat a banana like I have never.
Usually you see him in the peel from the top
and peel down.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, And I'm trying not to look at him, but
i can't help it, because I've never seen anyone eat
a banana in this fashion.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Break and do anything.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You eat and people give you grief, you eat it.
For eating it that way.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
Oh yes, like what bite string cheese and it stresses
everybody else.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
I don't peel it like the string. I don't string
the string cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Eat it whole.

Speaker 8 (01:06):
I just bite it.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
And people have called me a serial killer, sociopath and
you are those things.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
But it has nothing to do with how you eat
string cheese. Coincidence.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
But at the end of the day, it's just cheese.
You can eat it anywhere you want. But it does
taste different colding.

Speaker 7 (01:22):
I think it's more satisfying to get the bite of
the cheese. You get more that little string is like,
not really flavorful, but the bite, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:29):
Not all bite cheese. Try bite.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
So okay. The way I eat a dinner roll, I
was taught to eat it this way. You pinch off
us a little piece of the dinner roll, and you
take a little bit of butter, and you and you
butter that little bite and then you eat it. I
don't open the dinner roll and butter the whole thing.
Oh so I was told, oh, look at you, little
dainty elvis pitching off little pieces, little bites and then

(01:53):
buttering each one. I'm like, well, is that not acceptable to.

Speaker 9 (01:57):
Me, that's more work. Like if you just take the
dinner roll, you open it up right and you slather
on the butter or whatever you want to put on it.
If you're taking each piece at a time, that's more work.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
I had a friend who deconstructs sushi. What she orders
the sushi roll. She gets the sushi roll, and then
she picks out each individual thing and we all want
to kill her for it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So they take all the time to roll the sushi
and then she unrolls it and eats it, eats the
little piece like compartmentalizing, eats the little nugget.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yes, totally insults the sushi.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
We have a couple of calls here, Jessica, Brianna, Amanda, Mary, Annie,
good morning, Oh hello Jessica.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (02:31):
Yes, Hi, how are you.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm doing okay listening to us on why one hundred Miami.
Thank you for calling. Do you all your friends listen
to us down there?

Speaker 10 (02:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I love that. Hey, So we're talking about the weird
way people eat foods, and so do you get strange
looks when you eat a certain food a certain way?

Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yes, I eat cucumbers whole or like, I don't know,
sweet peppers or the little baby sweet peppers. I'll just
eat them whole.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
I don't so you'll eat like you'll like a red
pepper like an apple.

Speaker 11 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Do that too.

Speaker 12 (03:04):
We can.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (03:05):
This past weekend I was at a family member's house
and I don't know that. They were giving the kids
cucumbers at snacks and I was just like, oh, just
take one. And she's like, okay, you want me to
cut it up? And I was like, no, just take.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
It and what Okay, that's funny, but you eat it
with that.

Speaker 10 (03:21):
I thought it was pretty normal. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Does she eats it like an apple?

Speaker 9 (03:24):
I know, but like on a cucumber, it has that
you peel it usually first and then cut it.

Speaker 13 (03:30):
A cucumber, I know that.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Don't waste that skin.

Speaker 9 (03:40):
But the peppers are really good if you take like
especially when you can get the little baby ones, dip
them in a little uh salad dressing, and they are
great snacks.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Do you dip vegetables? You just eat them like they are.

Speaker 10 (03:50):
I'll eat them like they are, or I'll do it
then y'all said, same thing. I'll dip it into some
vegan rants or something.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, that's so cool, Jessica. Growing up with gardens, we
would just to eat stuff right off the vine. I
mean there's no dip out there.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:03):
Hey, I eat tomatoes just right off our vine here.
I have a little garden.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'll I think that's a healthier way to eat. Probably, Jessica,
don't let me. Don't let people make fun of you.

Speaker 10 (04:13):
I don't. All right, thanks you guys so much. I
love you guys. I just want to tell you you
guys do the best.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Well, thank you, Thank you so much, Jessica, have a
beautiful day. Hello, Amanda, also listening to why maybe we're
just doing there? That's okay. Hey, so Amanda, you eat
foods in a way that people make fun of. What
is that or how is that?

Speaker 9 (04:34):
So?

Speaker 14 (04:34):
What I do is I get potatoes, I peel them
and I eat them all Oh.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
God, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Initial reaction from Gandhi is there, Why are you goding her?

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Because I don't even like a cold French fryme like
this tastes like potato potato.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
I can't imagine voluntarily just taking that down.

Speaker 15 (04:51):
Well for you, it's not.

Speaker 16 (04:54):
That bad.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
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Speaker 6 (05:00):
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Speaker 3 (05:01):
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Speaker 6 (05:18):
Oh we got one? Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (05:22):
You eat and you are poked fun at?

Speaker 17 (05:26):
I put cookies inside of a glass and then pour
milk over it, and then I mash it.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Up a cookie mash.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know what, Brody does that too?

Speaker 18 (05:35):
You do that too?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:36):
I like to do it, really, I do a lot
of times with fig Newton's.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I let them sit in the milk, then the crumbs
come off.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
You eat the figs, and then the crumbs are in
the milk.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's delicious.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Do you eat the ants from the.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
All figs tastes like they have ants in them? So, Brian,
do people give you hell for pouring milk over your
cookies and turning into a cookie mash.

Speaker 17 (05:56):
All the time? People think it's extremely disgusting. I actually,
after three years, I just saw my boyfriend try it
because he had to see what all the hype was about,
and he admitted, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
See I couldn't.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
I feel like the consistency of it, like the bushiness.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
It's like a like a melted blizzard from dairy Quean.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm in like exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right, Brianna, We love you, Thank you for thank
you for listening. So so far, I haven't heard anything
that disgusts me. You hate to put the raw potato.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Potatold It's like a weird.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Des Hello Liz, Good morning, Liz, good morning.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
So you live on Long Island, which is famous for
their very fresh corn on the cob, correct, I guess, yeah, no, absolutely,
I love the corn out there. So you when you
eat a corn off the cob, how do you eat it?

Speaker 14 (06:44):
I gat it one kernel out of times so that
I don't get it in my teeth because it just
it really bothers me to pick stuff out of my
teeth and it just grosses me out. So I take
my time and I eat.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
It one at a time.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
So how do you get the kernel off the corn cob?

Speaker 14 (06:59):
So it's really strange. Once you get like one kernel
off the end, you can kind of like loosen the
rest of them and they all come out perfectly. When
you actually see the like the cop at the end
of it, it's completely clean, like a bird ate it.
It's it's really freaking weird.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
It's crazy and people give you hell, don't they.

Speaker 14 (07:20):
My family has been making fun of me since I
can't even remember, and I try not to do it
in front of like new friends or people that don't
know me, or if I'm not at like a restaurant
or something, because otherwise it does take me a bit longer.
But sometimes I'll just cut it right off the cop
But my family gives me a hell for it, and
they'll sit there and watch me, because I would.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Think it would take you a lot longer to eat.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yes, it takes longer.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
I'd be like, could you done?

Speaker 18 (07:45):
So we can go?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
We have dessert waiting.

Speaker 14 (07:49):
It's worth it, though.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You eat that corn anyway you want, girl, It's all
up to you. I never thought i'd say that, mindon girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yes, if I saw someone doing one at a time
and we were in a hurry, I'd slap that corn
right out of their hands.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Come on, no more corn for you?

Speaker 8 (08:08):
What at a time? Finding different vegetables?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Hey Mary Annie? How are you hi?

Speaker 19 (08:13):
I'm good?

Speaker 11 (08:14):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (08:15):
What do you eat that makes people freak out? And
how do you eat it well?

Speaker 14 (08:19):
First of all, besides the raw potatoes thing, I feel
like I do.

Speaker 13 (08:22):
All that other stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Okay, all right, but I.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
Eat my little debbies, really strange debbie cakes.

Speaker 14 (08:31):
Yes, like you don't have to cut the hearts and
the Christmas trees and all that.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I like these Swiss rolls.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Oh yeah, and I eat Swiss rolls.

Speaker 20 (08:38):
Weird too.

Speaker 21 (08:40):
Weird, as I think, is the cake.

Speaker 13 (08:41):
So I peel off the frosting, I put it on
the side.

Speaker 22 (08:46):
I eat the cake.

Speaker 11 (08:48):
Then I go back and I eat the frosting.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
You know what, I know a lot of people who
do that with cupcakes and stuff, because the frosting is
the best part.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Save it for.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
You're eating cake with a frosting chaser.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's exactly you know, somebody, Mary Annie, someone actually said
they keep their cupcake frosting intact on the cupcake.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
But they turn it over and eat the frosting on
the bottom.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Oh that's a good way.

Speaker 23 (09:12):
I've done that too.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, it'll be if you keep in mind. That means
the frosting hits the tongue first.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
All right, try that.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Maybe try that and see what appen.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Thanks for listening to us, Mary Annie. I'm okay, you
can eat.

Speaker 13 (09:25):
Frosting, guys.

Speaker 15 (09:27):
I listened to you.

Speaker 20 (09:28):
Every single morning, and we love you.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You have cake for dinner and you have frosting for dessert.
Why not?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (09:33):
Amy, Hello, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
So if I brought a dozen Dunkin donuts over there
to you right now, how would you eat your donuts?

Speaker 24 (09:40):
I would completely flatten them, and they taste so much better.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Now, how do you flatten them with an iron or
how do you do that?

Speaker 9 (09:49):
No?

Speaker 8 (09:49):
I don't iron them.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
I stick them in between a paper cow and I
just smash.

Speaker 24 (09:53):
My hands down on top of it.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
That's awesome.

Speaker 25 (09:58):
They taste so much better.

Speaker 23 (09:59):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 15 (10:00):
You have to try it.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Well, don't do it if it's a jelly donut. That
could be kind of me.

Speaker 24 (10:03):
Yeah, imagine a little messy.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
I don't recommend that.

Speaker 10 (10:09):
But I also flat my cheeseburger.

Speaker 25 (10:10):
You need to try that.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Hill So you like flattened foods, I'm gonna smush all
my shood today.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
They taste so much better.

Speaker 26 (10:17):
All right?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
You know what you people need to keep in mind.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
The shape and the way that the different ingredients fall
on the food you're eating will totally change the way
you taste it if you mix it up, Because what
hits the tongue first. That's why I always talk about
eating a cheeseburger upside down, because that puts the cheese
on the bottom closer to the tongue. So when you
first take the bite, you get the condiments and the

(10:40):
cheese first. You can understand.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
Absolutely it makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
So if you don't want to turn your cheeseburger upside down,
then leave it right side up and you go upside down.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Yeah, or put the stuff on the bottom button, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
What I'm saying. Yeah, all right, one more call because
I'm getting hungry.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
I'm so starving right now.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Let's see. Hello, is it Jessica? What are you eating?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
In a different way? That makes people kind of crazy?

Speaker 18 (11:04):
No matter what food I'm eating, I always eat the
middle of the food last. Like if I was eating pizza,
i'd eat if like, I'd eat the crust and then
the very tip, and then I'd work my way to
the middle. Or a hot dog, I'd take one bite
to the side, flip it over, take a bite, and
then work my way to the middle.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Now, why is that? I wonder what happened to you
as a child.

Speaker 15 (11:27):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 18 (11:30):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 25 (11:31):
I just I feel like my favorite.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
Bite is the middle.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Why not eat it anyway you want? Yeah, I mean
let them make fun of you.

Speaker 17 (11:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
That makes you special.

Speaker 18 (11:42):
Yeah, it's kind of messy sometimes if I have a nice, big,
juicy cheeseburger and I fumble in with the middle last.

Speaker 21 (11:48):
But it's worth it.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
But my question is this, who wrote the rules on
how you have to eat something? There's no rule, there's
no direction book.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
It's like rules of etiquette.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Don't be a weird eat it like you want. Okay,
eat dessert first.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
You're not disgusting people out at the table, then you're fine.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thanks for listening to Jessica.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Elvis ter Wren in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Name me something that you're convinced people are pretending to like.
Gandhi Kale kale.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
I've tried it every way. I think it can be prepared.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's disgusting, but people pretend to like it because it's
it's actually it's a super food. It's a healthy, healthy green, right, Froggy,
What's something you're convinced people are pretending to like?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
The Beatles?

Speaker 15 (12:47):
What?

Speaker 6 (12:47):
No, come on, hear him out, hear him out, hear
him out.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
No, I'm kidding. Actually, I just said that. I just
said that the trigger Danielle. People who people who clim Oh,
I love to go work out. It's my favorite thing.
I get up in the morning and it just makes
me so happy. I just I don't get it. I
guess I can't get in that mindset to where I
would say I look forward to getting out of bed
and going to the gym early. I just I don't
get it. I don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Okay, a lot of people love that feeling. Look well,
I I agree though getting up and going to the
gym sucks. But once you're done, you're like, oh, okay, uh, Danielle,
something Oh you're convinced that people are pretending to like
mayonnaise and they don't.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Okay, that's fair for you to say.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Scary.

Speaker 27 (13:35):
Yeah, I would have to say taking vacations in cold climates,
I think like you'd want to go to where it's
warm every time.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Why would you want to, like going cross country skiing
in July?

Speaker 24 (13:51):
I work.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't want to do that. I just I just
I feel like that's all.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
First of all, I've never heard of anyone cross country skiing.

Speaker 20 (13:57):
In July, but going to cold climates purposefully, like going
up north extreme north ViOn.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
I went to went to Labsk but watching it's different.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
The weather was sixty seventy degrees at certain points, right.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
I don't like people who live in Florida. Some people
have never seen snow ever, and they're excited to go
see some snow.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, okay, Nate, Nate, Nate.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Something you're convinced people are pretending to like.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I got to one's one's bougie and one's not so bougie.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
The bougie one is caviar. I've had it.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'm like, it's disgusting. You're eating eggs. They taste like salt.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Agreed.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
The other one bacon.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
I just don't know how people can like bacon.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Are you crazy? Greasy?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
There's that big vein of fat? All okay, okay, wow,
I love bacon and I love caviar.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
So and you like mayonnaise?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
What is wrong?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Would you love?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Are? Okay?

Speaker 15 (14:58):
So?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Hear me out?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Crocs? I mean they're not that comfortable. Really, something people
pretend to like sparkling water.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
I agree with that one. I don't understand that. I
think it's a lie.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I love it makes me burn.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Uh driving a stick shift Okay, I love driving.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
A stick shift. Wait, wait, what are we talking about here?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
A car? Danielle?

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Okay, ready hear me out. Camping?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh, come on, camping like camping?

Speaker 8 (15:36):
I kind of think that's true. I think camping is
a lie.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Maybe for a day you're like okay, but once you
haven't really showered and you keep having to do your
thing in the woods, I think it's like, I'm done.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
I don't even really like eating outside when there are bugs.
What about glamping?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah, glamping.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
People are texting in oysters. See, I happen to love oysters,
but at the end of the day, I mean I
love most other foods. More politics, No one likes politics.
People are texting in Disney World.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Really what I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
I mean I can see that because I do have
family members who have gone recently and they liked it.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
But they didn't they didn't get it.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
They go I didn't get that Disney Magic picked the
dust feeling that you always get to take out Like, okay,
that's fair.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
So what else? What else is on the list? Convinced
people are pretending.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
To like festival.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh, festivals, Yeah, festivals like radio music festival that's on
the one.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
No, not that one. That one's inside, so we're okay.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
But like Lollapalooza and the one that I can't even
remember what it's called right now, it's hot, you're standing
in the middle of a field, you're bumping into each other.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
I just it's not fun. It's been to them.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's not fun on this list though I have in
front of me. Kale is on the list. But also
the beach.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
There are people that think the beach is just too difficult.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
It gets you sandy and it's you got to clean up,
and then you will go to the water and try
to swim in a sharks and they eat you. Okay,
go into bridal showers and baby showers.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Baby showers, baby showers is like, what's.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
The point of that?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Ally, watch everybody like this one person open up a
bunch of this is why they now real?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
Oh yeah, baby showers now or bridles.

Speaker 9 (17:26):
They have it in clear cellophane like the gifts, and
they're on display so you don't have to sit there
and watch the people open them for hours.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So something else you're convinced people are pretending to, like, look,
I love spicy food. But extremely spicy stuff.

Speaker 21 (17:41):
What are you doing so my dad.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Does extremely spicy. I think it's because he's burned off
his taste buds.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Okay, yeah, my son.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Too, totally burned his taste buds.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Something else on the list. People are pretending to like
bubble baths.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
No, I love a bubble bath, do you? Yeah? I
have eucalyptus bubbles too. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Who loves lobster? I think it's a penny ass lobster.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
I want to make it. I thought they open it
for you.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well, well look if they do, I agree. So people
are texting in uh these as well. Brussels sprouts. See
I love Brussels sprouts tofu quenwa convinced that people love
them but don't bananas. I love bananases. Cargo. I love
es cargo. You know why I love es cargo because
they're just so easy to catch. They're so slow.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Marriage.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Did you just say marriage.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
From the single guy who doesn't want to get marriage?

Speaker 28 (18:47):
Exactly?

Speaker 16 (18:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
You know, asked me to ask me today what I
think about marriage?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I could agree with you. Road trips? Do you really
love a road trip?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Would rather just get a plane and fly road?

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Trips are scenery and yeah, all that depends who you're with.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, anyway, So people are texting in all sorts of things.
They're convinced that people are pretending.

Speaker 26 (19:09):
To like.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Vegetables, really black avocado toast.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
I think black coffee is a lie to see.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I love black coffee.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
I don't drink it because I like it. I drink
it because I have to, because it's a drug I need.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
That's what I think it is. But then I think
that people convince themselves because they have to have it.
I think they convince themselves they like it, but it
actually tastes terrible. You're exactly right.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
This is what I do.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
I don't want to have to love coffee and want
it every single day except when I treat myself a
little bit to something. So if I drink it black,
I don't like it and it's a necessity. So you
are so onto, Yes, yeah, we got one.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's scary. His first birthday parties hate them.

Speaker 21 (19:49):
It's so stupid.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
Everything that he doesn't go to or will ever be
a part of in a life.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
Remember it.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
He hates kids in marriage. People are texting it watermelon.
Why do people like watermelon? What happened.

Speaker 15 (20:05):
I like.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Also, someone else said people pretend to like it, but
they don't. Any form of squid.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Kill Amaris good.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Martini's is on the list. So I love Martini's, but
not because it tastes good. I drink it just to
like get out of reality. Yeah, but you know what,
the number one thing people are texting in is what
you said, Gandhi kale Yeah killow god awful.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
And when you get it in smoothie form, which you
would think, oh maybe this will be better, Oh terrible.

Speaker 18 (20:39):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (20:41):
This is post w alone.

Speaker 16 (20:43):
This is a j R.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hey, it's Brunamar's wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Happy Thanksgiving for Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Did you want to make your line for Scott?

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
But really yeah really what would you mean?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
It would depend when I could rummage around and find
it was usually a sandwich of some sort, and then.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
You know, like a granola bar, juice box, stuff like that.
You have a trade.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
They thought you were resourceful, although you would have starved
as a child.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
No, they were like, you can do this, go ahead
and pack your own lunch. They would remind me, hey,
go pack your lunch for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
And yes, Danielle, I would love to trade.

Speaker 29 (21:22):
I trade.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
My mom always gave me crap and then but for
some reason, the other kids loved my mom's crappy food.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
I'm like, okay, that's always the way it is, whenever
it's not at your house. Even my kids do that
when they go visit their friends now, Like they'll eat
something and I go, but I made the same thing.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Yeah, but hers is better. Yeah, why I don't get that.
The best was if I could find a samosa laying
around jam that in my little lunch box.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Ah, so good, right, Yeah, you know what. The best
were always kids that had like those lunch abwls.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Oh those were so fancy.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Because the parents were you know, they had money or whatever. Yeah.
But there was a guy who used to work for
I think I don't want to mention the name of
the company that made eight lunch type lunch right. He
said the most nutritious thing in the entire package was
the napkin.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
He said, I wouldn't feed my kids that for one
hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
There's a lot of sodium in those things.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
You know, there's a mountain, there's an ocean of sodium
in those things. Yeah, froggy, what's up?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
I could always tell my mom was overly busy. I
always got ham sandwiches with yellow mustard, but when mom
forgot to go get ham at the store. I my
mom liked olive loaf, which is like, I don't even
know what that was.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Oh yeah, it's like bologney with chunks.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Of olives and all of yeh. She called it olive
loaf for pickle loaf. I knew when things were not
good Mom was busy because that's what I got on
my sandwich. I'd get to school and I'd peak and
there'd be in like an olive plopped in the middle,
like I'm not eating.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Do you not want to eat it? You don't want
anyone to see you eating it?

Speaker 29 (22:48):
Right?

Speaker 21 (22:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (22:49):
You know?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
And my dad used to eat crazy stuff like tongue
and head cheese and stuff like that, and every one
month it would end up on a sandwich.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
And so you know, oh, co here come Elvis. Uh
head cheese for lunch again?

Speaker 8 (23:03):
So you would come into school with a tongue sandwich.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, I would love it.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
I remember.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
I remember a snack that my girlfriend Eva Marie used
to have and I used to beg her to trade
with me. It was a little ice cream cone candy
with a marshmallow head, so it looked like ice cream.
It was colored, and it was so awesome because it
was marshmallow with the ice cream cone and it was tiny,
and I would beg her to trade me for something
in my lunch box for that.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
All the time, I always wondered, like, what nutritional value
is in chocolate milk? I mean, it is pure sugar.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
It's got calcium, you know, which growing kids need. And
as a huge proponent for milk, I can say you
should get your calcium.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Why, I know, but it's hidden under a mountain of sugar.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, but at least you're getting that milk right eat times.
That's the only way you can get a kid to
drink milk.

Speaker 21 (23:56):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Okay, fight your battles, fight your battles.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
I get such of nutrition when I smoke lots of
pot and get the munchies and eat all that food. True,
same thing. What's scary.

Speaker 20 (24:06):
We had a border system going on at school where
I would bring you money in because my mom would
give me money for dessert, but I would.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Want good lunch because I was a hot lunch kid.

Speaker 20 (24:14):
So I would go to the cold lunch kids whose
standwits made them amazing sandwiches. I would take the sandwiches
and I would give them the money so they could
buy ice cream, ice cream, flying.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Saucers for themselves. That was good, It was great, It
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do you get a racket gone?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh yeah. So one of the parents found out and
she was pissed that I was eating her kid's lunch.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, you know what, that's whatever happens in the cafeteria
should stay.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
In the cafeteria.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
I have very generous children, because they will send you
like what your kids buy in the cafeteria. And if
your account is depleted and you need to put more money.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
In, so it would get depleted real fast.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
And I would say to Preston, I'd go, person, what
are you buying? So I would look and he would like, oh,
so and so wanted an ice cream, so and so
wanted cookies. I go, so you're buying all your friend's food,
and like, how do you get mad at that? You
can't get mad at that. You're like, oh, that's really nice.
But at the same time, I'm like, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
What you doing to me.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
At the end of the day.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I don't know about your school, but our public school
system just had really crap food for the hot lunch.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
It was just, oh yeah, Jamaican beef patty Day was
the best I know.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I know you've made that very clear, Danielle, And every
time you say it, it makes me crave a Jamaican meat.
We didn't have Jamaican meat.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I don't even think we had Jamaicans.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Well, I lived in Texas controlled anything. It was all
just some white people, but just a bunch of white people.
We needed some flavor, we needed some culture in our
in our cuisine.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Didn't get it.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
We had, you know, cardboard Peacha Day on Friday. So
I guess Italy kind of snuck in there.

Speaker 23 (25:43):
Way.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
That was basically, who are you talking to over there?
Straight and mate, come on, give me a good call.
I got Justin and he used to make his own lunch.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
You know, we'll hear it for the early pioneers of
kid of chefs.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Here's Justin.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Hey, Justin, how are you very good?

Speaker 16 (26:06):
How's it going?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Doing okay, so you would craft your own lunch.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
I would when I when I started making my own lunch,
felt super independent.

Speaker 26 (26:14):
I would literally just take a little.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Bit of mayo, slap it on a potato but one,
and we were ready to go for lunch.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Mayo sandwich. I used to eat mayo and onion sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I love that I could always tell when my parents
were arguing. I didn't even have to know. I could
come home. If my dad was eating a tomato and
mayonnaise sandwich, that meant there was going to be no dinner.
My mom was not cooking that night. You got to
figure something out. Yeah, that's what my dad ate.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
So a mayo sandwich, that's all you needed, justin, that's
all you needed in your day. I love that.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Okay, Well, while I would have you know.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Okay, well, we lost him.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
And this is what happens if all you eat is
a mayo sandwich, you don't have the energy to stay
on the radio.

Speaker 18 (26:59):
Right.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Faded, you just fade, you just fade away.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Fa Yeah, Nate, we didn't have the refrigerated lunch bag,
so it would just be the brown bag. And then
when my mom would make the mayo sandwich. You know,
she would make like mayo and whatever ham or whatever.
It would be that warm mayo.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Are you trying to kill me, because that's about what's
going to happen. I'm going to die right now.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Than I want you to die.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
We just want you to be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
You remember what happened at school.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
My mom would get the call from the nurse and
she would say, come pick Danielle up.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
She's sick.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
She's throwing up. And my mother would say, wait, go
find out what the girl next to her head for lunch.
If she had something with mayo, that's the problem. She's fine,
sunder back to glass.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wow, that is a problem, child right there. Oh gosh,
what about your lunchbox? You see, I'm so old. I
had a lunchbox. A lunch box uh crafted for one
of the most popular TV shows for kids.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
But we never heard of the banana splits.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Have you really no.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Look up the banana Splitz?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (27:59):
It was my faceavorite show ones that a kid.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Did this song and and and.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Then and.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know it was a bunch of people
dressed up. It looked like the masked singer. But there
was a bunch of people running around, like falling down
hills and things.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
They were before their time.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I had a metal lunchbox. It was like the metal
with a little latch on the front of it and
had a thermist that fit inside it. And I always wondered,
how did the thermist know if you put something cold
to keep it cold? You just know if you put
something hot it kept it hot, Like how does it know?

Speaker 6 (28:33):
It was brilliant.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
I had my little Pony one.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
I had Rainbow Bright one year came.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
They were always scary.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
We're having a conversation.

Speaker 18 (28:41):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
They were always loud.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
The metal on the little handle on the top was loud.
It clanked. It was like, this lunchbox is not good.

Speaker 21 (28:48):
What about you?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Did you have a lunchbox?

Speaker 8 (28:50):
I had a lunchbox. It was the worst one ever.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
My mom found it in a discount store, so god,
it was like less than a dollar and it had
the New Kids on the Block.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
On it, but it was it's like ten years after
the new Kids were famous. People are like, who the
hell is that? So I peeled off the sticker so
it just looked like even worse than with the actual
New Kids on the Block.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Oh well, give me a lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
It did what it was supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, It's.

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Speaker 8 (29:48):
Alstran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay, so Ali Gold had a very interesting We had
a great conversation in the other room.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Yes, you want to bring it up.

Speaker 30 (29:57):
So I had a question for my friends that are
in long term relationships, because every time I've said my
last relationship was great sex, they said, well, you don't
marry the best sex you've ever had. Oh that's depressing,
and I immedi think and I was like we And
then so I asked my friends in long term relationships, like,
is the sex like great? And they're like, well, it's not.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
It's definitely not the best I've ever had. Like it's like, no,
I think it also depends on how many partners you had, too, Yeah,
not too many. You don't have much to compare.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It to could be Yeah, I mean, but you know,
if many partners or not, if it's great sex, if
it blows your mind.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Or if you're if you in at the end of it,
you're like, is there more? Yeah, you pretty much know that.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh, and so it got me thinking as well, like
what does sex mean to people? Sex means different things
to different people. You may be raised, you may have
been raised in a household where sex was a dirty
topic and you never brought it up, and so maybe
you uh were addicted to porn at one point, and
now your expectation.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Is that's what it's supposed to be. So you think
that's what great say and it's not.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Or you connect with someone on a level and sex
is something that's of wow, we really connected during sex.
Well you may think that, but the person who had
sex with that you connected with didn't connect with you
because they don't connect with people in sex because sex
with them is something that has nothing to do with love,
which means has nothing to do with marriage. Like it
kind of makes you wonder.

Speaker 30 (31:18):
Yeah, I was just very curious because to meets like,
if you're in a long term partnership, doesn't the emotional
outweigh like it makes sex really great for a marriage.
But everyone I've talked to has said, well, yeah, you
don't marry the best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 8 (31:31):
Did they say that when they're together?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Both of them say that, no, friend, I don't know,
and I mean, you know, we have millions of people listening,
and we're gonna have some text from people saying that
is not right. I married someone and you definitely sex.

Speaker 31 (31:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I think it's different for everyone, and I gotta tell you,
I've been watching the text messages. Majority of the people
texting are saying that, uh no, the best sex they
ever had, they didn't marry and they would never marry them.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Wow, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
I mean all the things from like they were abusive, toxic,
great sex, but never marry them. But I have a
couple of other people on the line here, like Stephanie Hi,
Stephanie Hi.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I'll this good morning everybody, Well, good.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Morning and welcome to the show. So what Ali Gold
our friend said was in their conversations with friends, you
never ever marry the best sex you ever had.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
It really turns out that way. What are your thoughts
about that?

Speaker 15 (32:25):
I would have to definitely agree.

Speaker 28 (32:28):
My craziest sexual relationship was also the most turbulent, chaotic
and stressful relationship I have ever been in, and full disclosure,
and then a great relationship now and the sex is wonderful,
but you know it's much more stable and not crazy,

(32:50):
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Well, so even though you had crazy, wild sex with
that person who gave you the worst relationship ever, Well,
I would say that even though the relationship is great now,
doesn't that help make the sex feel a little better
because there's no like, you know that after you're done
with the sex, there's no price to pay, you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 16 (33:10):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (33:11):
Absolutely, I mean it is just very you know, loving
and respectful, and there's no how do I want to
call it, Like, there's no consequences to it after this fact,
Like you are just having sex because you love each
other and you want each other, not because you're feeling
pressured into it.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Okay, Okay, you walked very very lightly down that hallway
and you did very well.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Anyone else wanted to chime in?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
I feel like those there's a weird part of your
brain that kind of associates it with rewards. So when
you're in a really toxic relationship and you have these
constant struggles and battles, that moment that you're having sex
with them, everything's okay and you feel like, oh, this
is a good thing right now, this is good And
that's why it might feel so much better than when
you're in a stable relationship and you don't feel the
giant swings.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
It's not actually better good sex. What's that all about?

Speaker 8 (34:03):
Stop?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Stop it?

Speaker 6 (34:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Well, thank you Stephanie, thanks for opening up, and have
a beautiful day today.

Speaker 21 (34:10):
Okay, absolutely, you guys too.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
All right, Stephanie, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Hello Amanda. Hi, Amanda says I absolutely married the best
sex I've ever had and never want to have sex
with anyone else ever again.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Is that nice to be able to say that and
let yourself off the hook.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Knowing you never have to worry about finding sex or
another relationship ever again.

Speaker 15 (34:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (34:31):
I mean, first of all, let me just say that
I've been listening to you guys since I.

Speaker 29 (34:34):
Was like ten years old, and I listened to you
every morning.

Speaker 32 (34:37):
I've moved around the country and I listen to you
guys everywhere.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
I love you guys, and this is.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Crazy that I'm on the radio.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
We do kind of weird listening as a ten year
old girl. Now you're talking about sex with us, I
don't know how's that going for you? Will go ahead,
So you're in a relationship now that you know is
the best sex you've ever had, and you you have
found it.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
You don't have to worry about it ever again.

Speaker 32 (34:58):
Absolutely. I mean my husband and I went on three
dates and then we basically moved into with each other
the weekend the world shut down, and we got married
after eight.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Months and had our son nine months later.

Speaker 32 (35:11):
And our sex life is great. We have sex almost
every day every two days. And we go three days
without having sex.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's like a long time.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Okay, yeah, you know It's like I'm looking around the
room and people have faces on like, oh wow, Okay.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
Really three days is way too much, way too far
to go without it.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Okay, Amanda, thank you, And I'm happy for you. I'm
happy to know that someone's having great sex.

Speaker 24 (35:41):
Everybody should be happy.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
You're right, absolutely, And Nate has great sex every day
with himself is his sex station.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
All right. Thank you, Amanda, thanks for listening to us
since you're ten years old.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I love that finally, Jessica, you and your husband not
the best sex, but it's the best relationship and you
love him and you're having a You're totally fine with her,
right Oh.

Speaker 33 (36:01):
Yeah, I mean the same was the last girl we
dated for about eight months got married and.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
We're very happy.

Speaker 29 (36:11):
We just you know, we do it.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
We connect.

Speaker 33 (36:13):
Everything's great, even though it's not the best.

Speaker 22 (36:17):
So it's okay, this show, Yeah, you have That's.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
What matters exactly. There are things that matter more than
the sex, right, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Okay, but but Jessica, does he know it's not the
best sex you've ever had?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Have you had that conversation saying it's okay?

Speaker 18 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:35):
Oh but who how what did you say to him?

Speaker 33 (36:41):
I mean when we're doing it and stuff, and he
can probably tell that I'm not always like into it.
He tries, but he knows that he is not the best,
which is, you know, perfectly fine for both of us.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
So so you know, you go into the motions. Yeah,
all right, okay, Well look, you know, but you're connecting.
You're with someone you love very much. I would happily
rather have that over great sex any day of the year. Sorry,
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Jessica, thank you, go have
a great day, and thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yes, when I'm gonna say something, Nate, I don't know,
poor guy.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Everybody was thinking it the poor guy.

Speaker 26 (37:28):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Poor guy is a lovely woman, but that poor guy
like what poor guy?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
What what been put on blast?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Right now? Well, but it depends on how important the
best section in the world is to you. Might important, Okay,
I wouldn't want to know it, and also.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
You don't want everyone now who listens to this show to.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
Know it knows her voice.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
I'm very grateful we had to call her on Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
I felt bad just because someone said, how have you
told him? And she said, well he could tell not really?

Speaker 20 (38:00):
All right, what's carry I'm not speaking for all guys,
but speaking for this guy, is it safe to say?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I mean, I never really had bad sex.

Speaker 20 (38:08):
I mean, there's been a couple of flops along the way,
but every every all sex is great sex for me.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
So I'd like to ask the ones you've been with
no no.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Versus great sex to anyone else? I mean, it means
different things, So who can answer that?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I feel like women women feel a lot of times
that that's a woman's plain.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Here we go.

Speaker 20 (38:29):
Women have a lot more critiquing because guys are horrible
at the deed and sometimes, you know, I feel like
as a guy speaking for yourself guy, as a guy
on this end, on the receiving end of this, thank you,
thank you, I don't know where we're going with this
versus moving on thank you.

Speaker 26 (38:44):
Cary.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Wow, he's still talking.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
I think I know what he says.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
What is he saying? Translation? Please?

Speaker 7 (38:51):
I think he was trying to say, for men's sex
is like pizza or even if it's bad, it's still good,
whereas for women, no, it can be terrible.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
I've had some really awful pizza.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Okay, there you go. It's not all good splaining, gasplaining.

Speaker 21 (39:05):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I don't know, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Turkey Turkey, Turkey, my baby, gobble gobble gobbling God.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
More and more we're seeing these stories about people from
Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from
other planets or somewhere else. I don't want to say
specifically a planet. They could just be floating around out
there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something to

(39:50):
walk on, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (39:52):
So cool?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
So I got this list today the states most likely
to survive an alien invasion. Some places better than others,
more prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it
ever happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.
Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density,
and landscape to determine survivability score for each state. Virginia,

(40:17):
the state of Virginia comes in first as most likely
to survive an alien invasion, followed by Georgia than Massachusetts.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable
of and which environments would actually be better for us,
you know, like what if you want to be in
the desert because they're water based and they would dry out,
like in what kind of forever?

Speaker 31 (40:38):
You know?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
You don't know, I think, and I'm going to make
an assumption here. Virginia has a massive military force compared
to other states. Okay, so it could be you know,
if you have the Air Force ready to.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Shoot them Downoo.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Terrifying.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Sound like that.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
All in an invasion? What if you're just it's a visit?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, I mean you know when you have friends come over,
are they invading your house or they're visiting your house?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Well, yeah, I wanted to be a visit.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
But you don't know if it's a visit, how do
you know?

Speaker 20 (41:12):
I think that there it's an encounter where they're just
visiting their science experiment that they've had for thousands and thousands.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Of Yeah, scary. Is it convinced we are in an experiment?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah for them?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
I think we have nothing to offer.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Well, Nate, did he got probe?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (41:28):
I was abducted.

Speaker 26 (41:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I think being probe means you have something to offer.
I probably do.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
And you know what, in the case of an alienation,
I'm probably gonna be left alone. You guys will be
probed or taken you know, uh, you know, to go
work in some sort of mine or something like that.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
You were marked for, you know, later retrieval.

Speaker 21 (41:46):
Maybe oh, Nates, it's.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Been marked for retrieval.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
You don't show up one day, we know what happened?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Maybe where's the Nates? Say, have you seen, Nate. I
don't know. I think you got a good open last night.
You got a good probing last night.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
I just feel like, if they're smart enough to get here,
they've been here. Taken a look around him and like,
hell no, I don't think some out.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Wasn't it Stephen Hawking who said that if aliens actually
did come here, it'd be like when the Europeans came
to the New World and they would basically.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Just kill everybody.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Yes, they bring.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Their diseases in just like us blankets and you want to.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
Start fresh, They're like, this is messed up.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
Let's just start over. You've been here, absolutely trash.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Have you seen the show Ancient Aliens on History Channel?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
If you watch it, they've been here. Okay, calm down,
calm down, you're gonna do we have sup electric probe?

Speaker 20 (42:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
No, no, don't be sorry. But it's okay. We all
we all believe they've been here.

Speaker 20 (42:43):
They had conversations with Eisenhower in the fifties, is when
I'm told but they're not ready to support it, and
they told him we are not ready for the reveal
to humans, so keep it a secret until they are ready.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
And now I think we're starting.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I think that's a good thing to think about. I
don't think majority of people walking the planet Earth are
ready for that.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Mind blowing again.

Speaker 9 (43:05):
No, I think at this point I'm ready for anything. Well,
cow flies by my head tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I'm like, yeah, that's cows have wings. Doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
I try to reason with them to please take me
with them, please can I they're bad?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Now, they're not bad? Well, we're bad. Where the fungus
invading everything? We're convinced of.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
It pretty much. Yeah, anyway, so here they come, ready
or not, we couldn't handle it, that's true.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
How do you prepare for a meeting with them? We'll
call them aliens?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, so if President Eisenhower he knew he had like
he had a four o'clock penciled in with the aliens?
Do they like coffee?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I mean, what do you serve Danish?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Like a Danish.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Be like a question, what do you want? Apparently we
don't speak the same language.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Apparently get some DUELINGO.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
They may not even need to speak a language. They
may just be looking at you going and they know
exactly what.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
You're They scan you.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah, they know if you're if you're dangerous or.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
The wand yeah, this one's okay.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
That one's I know, but like we have, we have
to pencil them in for four o'clock, the aliens are coming.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
We're gonna play bridge.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Canasta.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
They're on their way.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I heard they come down in times of war to
help say no, no, stop it. This is you can't
do this and keep the peace. They are our friends.
This is what I'm seeing on this show.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Okay, Look, I'm not saying it's hogwashed, not at all.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I'm not a one believer, but part of it, part
of me thinks, yeah, absolutely, But what do you think?
I mean, what percentage of your being acknowledges that there
is something going on?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
I'm just tell you nothing surprises. If you could tell
me something, I'm gonna go could be I just.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Believe it all that frog. How much of your being
believes that there are other beings?

Speaker 15 (45:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
The other day I posted on Twitter, I said, anybody
else look around every now and then and go what
the F is going on?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Every day?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
There's so much crazy stuff that I believe anything is possible.
There is nothing you could tell me happening. Elvis if
you told me aliens flew out of your butt, I
would look at you funny, but I would go, you
know what, it's possible.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yep, Well I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that
has happened.

Speaker 30 (45:38):
Yes, I can't.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I can't prove it didn't, so then therefore maybe it did.
Here's what I'm tired of people saying. They're saying the
only reason we are noticing craziness is because of social media.
It was all people say, it's always been crazy since
the beginning of time, and now we see it.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
I think that's malarkey. I think things are nuttier than ever.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 9 (46:02):
But my mom does say that sometimes. She's like, a
lot of this was there already, it's just we never
saw it like we see it now.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
But I'm not saying that it wasn't here.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Of course, it's been crazy all along.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Look at as my granddad used to say, things are
nuttier than squirrel.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Poop, nuttier than squirrel poop.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
But even if you go back to you know, ancient times,
like the Egyptians, they had symbols and hieroglyphics that made
it look like they were communicating with aliens exactly pilots
from back in the day were saying they saw aliens, pirates, sailors,
like all of these people were saying it for a
long time. Sure, we're hearing it more now, but it's
not like it's a new phenomenon. It's been going on.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I think there's a new brain disease going on that
we have not acknowledged. It's making people nuttier than squirrel poop.
And I truly believe that how many. I'm not even
talking about only the aliens thing. That's actually the only
logical thing going on. Just walk down the streets of
any city, USA and look at all the unhinged people.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
It's if they are the walking down.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
I'm telling you, I told you the zombie apocalypse is coming.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
It's already here. This is my point. Yeah, you're right,
you are nuttier than squirrel poop.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
Scaries.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
As we're an experiment, I feel like we might be
reality TV for them. Let's see what they do now,
introduce something new.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Oh there they go, Oh my god, listen to that
radio show they're talking about us.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Oh no, they throw them, throw them off? What's that? Daniel?

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Could you imagine if we all like the reality TV
for them? And they're looking at us, I don't know,
and watching us every day. Let's see what this idiot
scary is gonna do.

Speaker 31 (47:33):
Now.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Scary scary as the Supreme being on Earth. You're the
chosen one. You're like Saia or anything like that. But
it's like, you know, you're some chosen thing.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Like the producers. You know, things are getting calm. Quick
send to UFO.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Exactly what Nate. It was a whole episode of South Park.
Do you remember that they were going to cancel.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Earth because the show Earth, and it was things are
getting out of hand and the aliens are.

Speaker 21 (48:01):
Like, let's just cancel it.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
You cannot tell me, you know what.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
It's social media. Now you see the crap that's always
been going. No, things are crazier than ever. Hey, this
is Taylor Smith.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
Hi, this is this is a you're listening to Elvis
Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
All right, today's phone tap from our friend Garrett. All right,
here's what happens. Our listener, Kylie wants to phone tap
her sister Stephanie. Stephanie is hosting Thanksgiving this year, and
since Kylie's at college. She's thought it'd be a perfect
opportunity to play a little joke on her sister.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
So Garrett's going to start to.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Call to Stephanie pretending to be Kylie's new boyfriend who
will be joining them. Let's see how this works on
today's phone tap from Garrett listening.

Speaker 21 (49:00):
Hello, Stephanie.

Speaker 15 (49:02):
This is Stephanie.

Speaker 21 (49:03):
Is this Oh hey Stephanie, what's up? My name is Schmid.
I would yeah, I Kylie didn't talk to you.

Speaker 22 (49:13):
I haven't talked to her to day.

Speaker 25 (49:14):
Are you a friend of Kylie's.

Speaker 21 (49:16):
I'm her boyfriend.

Speaker 34 (49:18):
She invited me over for dinner, so I kind of
I went through her phone real quick, but I figured
i'd call you just to say what's up and introduce
myself and stuff.

Speaker 30 (49:29):
Does she know you went through her phone?

Speaker 34 (49:31):
I'm sure she does. Were cool like that, you know,
ever since we met in class?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
In class?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Okay, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 21 (49:39):
The teacher's aide. I'm a grad student.

Speaker 32 (49:42):
I'm sorry, I'm confused.

Speaker 21 (49:43):
I teach her class.

Speaker 15 (49:45):
You teach her class?

Speaker 25 (49:47):
How old are you anyway?

Speaker 21 (49:49):
Thirty eight?

Speaker 15 (49:51):
You're thirty eight years old.

Speaker 21 (49:53):
I was just wondering if we can go over some
plans for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 19 (49:57):
Well, wait for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 13 (50:03):
She hasn't spoken with.

Speaker 35 (50:04):
Me about that yet.

Speaker 34 (50:05):
I have a gluten analogy, and I just wanted to
make sure that use the proper breadcrumbs because I can't
have with me, I can't have wheat.

Speaker 14 (50:13):
You know, I need to talk to Kylie about this.

Speaker 23 (50:17):
I really appreciate the phone call.

Speaker 21 (50:19):
Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together.

Speaker 25 (50:22):
I need to speak with Kylie, but apparently your phone,
her phone is near you.

Speaker 21 (50:27):
Can I at least bring my my pet, my pet snake?

Speaker 25 (50:31):
Okay, you know, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 23 (50:35):
I need to speak with my sister before you speak
to anyone else in my family.

Speaker 21 (50:39):
What am I supposed to do with mister slinky?

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 21 (50:44):
All right, So here's what we'll do. We'll call her back.
I'll have you call and try to, uh just ask
her what's going on?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
All right?

Speaker 22 (50:50):
Awesome?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Cool?

Speaker 23 (50:54):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Okay, Saphy, Hello.

Speaker 32 (50:59):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (51:00):
What's up?

Speaker 22 (51:01):
Your boyfriend just called me?

Speaker 14 (51:03):
Tell me?

Speaker 23 (51:04):
Oh, no, I told him not to call you. Tell no.

Speaker 21 (51:07):
You know what, I don't even want to hear about
not to call me?

Speaker 23 (51:10):
How did you happen to start dating a person that
is teaching your class.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Well, I mean he.

Speaker 23 (51:16):
He's not teaching the class, he's the teacher's aide.

Speaker 14 (51:19):
I mean, it is thirty eight years old. I don't
care he is something in the class.

Speaker 23 (51:24):
Well, I was studying at me and he said that
he could help me, and then you know, I'm thinking
that you're another and it's college and would just look together.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
How are you talking about this as a SnO big deal.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
They ain't taking advantage of you.

Speaker 29 (51:40):
I didn't call you out.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
I know, din't matter. You were nineteen years old.

Speaker 29 (51:44):
He's thirty eight.

Speaker 22 (51:45):
He is taking advantage of you.

Speaker 23 (51:47):
Well, first of all, I didn't know he was thirty eight.

Speaker 25 (51:49):
Okay, I thought he was like twenty.

Speaker 24 (51:51):
I would still have a.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Just a beaver coaster on your dorm wall.

Speaker 23 (51:55):
I know, you get there are lots of grown.

Speaker 29 (51:58):
Adults who love Justin Bieber, so that's not really fair
to say.

Speaker 15 (52:00):
It is totally inappropriate.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
There's nothing to say about your boyfriend.

Speaker 32 (52:05):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
I wanted to bring him boys.

Speaker 23 (52:07):
I wanted to front one.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Okay.

Speaker 23 (52:09):
I think personally that he and dad have a lot
in common and could probably talk a lot.

Speaker 14 (52:13):
I mean they're like the same kind of books.

Speaker 29 (52:14):
That book they football.

Speaker 23 (52:15):
What I mean, Dad gonna talk about the same cloth
day doctor that they use.

Speaker 22 (52:19):
Are he's kidding me.

Speaker 23 (52:20):
He's closer to Dad's age than he is to yours. Well,
but I'm very much sure for my age. You know that,
very much sure for your age.

Speaker 19 (52:28):
He teaches your class.

Speaker 23 (52:30):
This man is complete leatch.

Speaker 21 (52:33):
He's a pervert.

Speaker 16 (52:34):
Don't you see that.

Speaker 23 (52:35):
He call on the phone because he had gone to
your phone.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
He loves me.

Speaker 25 (52:39):
Schmid would not do that.

Speaker 14 (52:41):
He is a crazy person.

Speaker 29 (52:43):
They make movies about what he's done to you.

Speaker 25 (52:47):
And did you know he has a pet snake that's
just weird, Like who has a pet snake?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
And he calls me and talks about this gluten.

Speaker 23 (52:54):
Allergy as if I care.

Speaker 14 (52:56):
He's a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
As soon as I said that about this, he's gonna
caire your ass.

Speaker 34 (53:00):
And you know it, Stephanie going mom, Hey, Stephanie, Kyley, Stephanie,
my name is Garret from Elvis sturn.

Speaker 21 (53:06):
In the Morning Show. And you've got a phone tap
by your sister SiO.

Speaker 23 (53:11):
The phone tapped me.

Speaker 14 (53:13):
Oh you are so good, Oh my god, I can outright.

Speaker 35 (53:21):
You were such a jerk Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by all.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Parts the Elvis Orane phone tap only on Elvis Daran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
So, Danielle, you're guilty as f and you should fry.
You should fry. Danielle, by the way, she has a
history with our show coming in admitting stealing from grocery stores.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
When you admitting it's not as bad. Admitting is the
first step in record.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Here's the text I received yesterday. Did I do the
right thing? I was at the grocery store and I
bought one hundred and fifty dollars in groceries, okay, thank you,
And I had a ninety nine cent marshmallow chocolate in
my wagon, but I totally forgot about it until I
got to my car. I could have gone back inside
to pay for it, but I just stood by the
car and ate it.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
I kind of understand this.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So, whether you spent one hundred and fifty dollars or
one dollar you stole, you stole the nine And.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,
I took this, here's a dollar, I had things to do,
so I figured it was okay.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
And then I didn't need it.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
But wasn't it you had asked you?

Speaker 20 (54:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
No, no, Hey, wasn't it you that got mad at
us because you were doing the story about the situation
who didn't pay his taxes and he had to go
to jail. And you're like, I don't care. He broke
the law. He has to go to jail. Yes, okay,
you broke the law.

Speaker 9 (54:49):
I didn't technically, No, I didn't know it on purpose,
actually purposely didn't pay.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Actually, you technically broke the law.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
What if I didn't do it on purpose?

Speaker 5 (54:57):
What Fanielle, what if every person that went in that
store stole something that was worth a dollar every time
they went in. How much money would do is a lot?

Speaker 26 (55:07):
Right?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
So the next time that you go to the store,
maybe not yesterday. I understand. Maybe you didn't want to
go back in yesterday, and that's fine. The next time
you go there, you need to tell them, hey, the
last time I was here, I had something I didn't
pay for it. I want to give you an extra dollar.
They might tell you, hey, it's no problem at.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Least, Froggy idea. Let's call them right now.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
The manager all the time. Then that's even better.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
I don't like this.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
This turns very dark for you, Daniel. Why did I
text you that?

Speaker 32 (55:34):
Now?

Speaker 8 (55:34):
Now I'm rethinking my text. This is a lesson about truth.
Never tell it right.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Think about what you've done.

Speaker 18 (55:40):
I was.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Was it good?

Speaker 19 (55:43):
Though?

Speaker 8 (55:43):
It was a good one? Okay? I have a favorite thing.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
It should be considered your gift with purchase because you
spent a lot of money there.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
There's probably a markup on a lot of the thing.
Thank you, you should get a gift with purchase. He
didn't get a little back.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
You got a bonus.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
You talk amongst yourself. I'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
I have an idea, and I honestly think that with
the situation, it's different because he deliberately didn't pay all
that tax money.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
But you deliberately walked. But you got in the parking
lot and knew where you were still in the parking lot, said.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
Oh crap, look I forgot this. It got Wedge didn't
because I'm.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Sure the situation said the same thing right out.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
But he's lying, Oh no, what's gonna happen to you?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
You've confessed on we have the number for the Oh no, Okay,
don't we have the phone number for the grocery store
that you stole the chocolate?

Speaker 8 (56:30):
Wonderful?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
I mean, it's uh, okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
What don't you think life evens itself out?

Speaker 20 (56:38):
Because what she doesn't, what she underpays for, someone else
is going to overpay and this is.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Going to make let's look at that philosophy. Let's say
she broke a law against a store. That means someone
to even life out should break a law and she's
the victim, is what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Saying that it just happened life.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Yeah, it's the flow of life, right, scared.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
It's not the it's not the f and flow of life.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
It's the f and flow. That's what happens.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
You don't think so all right, hold on, we're trying
to get First of.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
All, maybe they won't be on the air. They don't
like to talk to.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Don't know they're calling now. Aren't you kind of interested
that they have like a like a lost department.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
It's live radio.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
We're calling the store right now, right and also I
think we're calling a Okay, detective Brian Downey.

Speaker 24 (57:29):
The police.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
He's a detective. He's not the police.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
He can I can I please?

Speaker 6 (57:34):
We have a detective on the phone, Detective Brian Downey
from NYPD.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Good morning, detective, how are you, sir?

Speaker 26 (57:40):
Good morning Elvis.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
You remember you're my friend.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
You know what, even though you know what I give you, Brian,
being a police officer, being a detective, do you have
friends who try to take advantage of the fact that
you're an officer and they think they can break the
log get away with it because you're their friends.

Speaker 26 (57:58):
I think there's a lot of people that try give
me free hugs.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
But that's because you're so cute, because you like it.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Okay, So, Danielle, you heard what she did at the
grocery store, right, No, you didn't. Okay, she went shopping yesterday, Brian,
and she bought one hundred and fifty dollars worth of groceries.
She got out to her car and realized she didn't
pay for a chocolate It was ninety nine cents, and
so rather than going in and paying for it, she
ate it. Did she indeed break the law?

Speaker 26 (58:25):
That's a tough one. I need to consult with a
legal pier on this.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Oh, Ryan, that's a crock and you know it.

Speaker 26 (58:32):
But the honor of all thing to do would be
to go back and pay your ninety nine cents plus
tax on your chocolate.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (58:41):
Yes, you're right, that would be the honorable thing to do.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Honor is overrated.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
It is Wandhi detector.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Her last name is Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Detective down me if you were a police officer and
you were called to the scene of the crime and
they said she actually shoplifted from us, that is that
is an offense. It's an offense, right.

Speaker 26 (59:00):
I think there's a certain amount of negligence in in
the part of the part of the store for failing
to bring it up.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Oh, this is really detected.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
It was in my car, Yes, Brian, it was in
my car and they did not see it, So you
are correct, sir.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
What a smart detective.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
That's like saying the car that's like saying the car
dealer didn't make it very hard for me to drive
the car up a lot. So I just took it
all right.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Well, look, detective down and you know we love you
very much. We also called him our Brian. We I
think you've let us down on this one because I
would prosecute her to the ends of the earth.

Speaker 26 (59:37):
Coolest extent of the law.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
You throw the boocketer, Yes, absolutely, Brian, you get extra
hugs next time you got all right, thank you, Thank you, Brian.
Thank you to everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.

Speaker 26 (59:49):
Have a nice day, very hard right now. You know, everybody,
if you see something, please say something.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yeah, the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal chocolate
from the grocery store. All right, thank you, broy Have
a safe day today, sir. We'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 26 (01:00:05):
Be well. Take care of you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
He's so tall, I know, but okay, we good. Is
your name Angela.

Speaker 16 (01:00:15):
Right here?

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Angela?

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Okay, thank you. I heard you were a listener.

Speaker 31 (01:00:21):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I'm not going to say the.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Name of the store where you work, but it is
the store where Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Was shopping yesterday.

Speaker 15 (01:00:28):
Yeah, we see her all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Well, I spend a lot of money there, and I'm
very nice, aren't I.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Don't I talk to everybody, do you do?

Speaker 15 (01:00:36):
Very friendly?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Okay. She walked out yesterday with one hundred and fifty
dollars with the groceries she paid for it, but she
also had a ninety nine cent chocolate she didn't pay
for it, and she could have walked into pay for
it and she didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Isn't that stealing?

Speaker 22 (01:00:48):
Listen, my boss loves her and says, you know what,
she's a celebrity. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Oh so you can steal crap if you're a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
That's not right.

Speaker 23 (01:00:58):
Not a celebrity.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
But I have appreciate you giving me the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Did that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney Spears of
them all they were walking through and they were stealing
things from Kiosk, and Ellen was saying, it's okay, she's
a celebrity.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I need some stuff from my new apartment. Daniel raiay,
I love you guys over there at that store. Thank you,
and it looks beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I know you just Rangelie. You gave us the wrong answer,
but thank you. Go go back to Taylor when we.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Said, Hi, okay, it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I can't believe you're getting away with this.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
Totally getting away in the public eye.

Speaker 31 (01:01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Have you ever done something like this? Do you accidentally
steal something and you accidentally don't pay them?

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I'm sure it's happening all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
What's scary.

Speaker 20 (01:01:41):
I just think that if it was unintentional, then she
did not break the law. If it was premeditated, she
broke the law. At the time, Brodie just stole a
grape soda out of the out of the things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
We're good rights.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
But if you realized it before you leave, it's intentional.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
You didn't do it already.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Okay, you were in the parking one.

Speaker 9 (01:01:59):
Guys, that's technically left.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
It was intentional because she's still talking about it. And
you could go back today to pay for it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
So I got two pairs of shoes the other day
and when they were ringing it up, both of the
shoes were on clearance, and then they had accidentally overcharged
me for one. But when she fixed the price, it
ended up being way lower, and I checked out and
I just didn't say anything about it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
That's terrible. It's not your fault.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
That's no, that's not your fault. That's not your fault.
That's it. That's the store making mistake that fell into
your favorite. Well, here's what I learned today. In closing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
We called a police officer, we called the store. Both
of them said what you did was fine. So you
know what I give up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Thank you, I give up in this world of ours.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I just give the f up.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
I appreciate you all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Okay, So today I encourage everyone, no steal whatever.

Speaker 18 (01:02:43):
You want.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
To see that brisket, take it. Tell them you're a celebrity.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Yeah, put that brisket, put it in between your legs
and walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
They won't see it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Marinate it. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Take the brisket, take the chocolate pumpkins, do whatever you want,
because it's totally fine.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
I encourage please the stars take them it, just rob them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 24 (01:03:06):
This is fallout boy.

Speaker 19 (01:03:07):
I'm doing Hey, I'm at Sharon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
This is Taylor Swift wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. From our family to yours,
Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
So what I heard something going on there in the background.
I heard, did you guys hear what Nate said to Scary?

Speaker 30 (01:03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:03:29):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I'm just being honest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I know, but I just don't you know that you're
on shaky ground when a friend like Nate comes up
to you and says Scary as your friend dot dot dot,
you know there's some advice coming there that you probably
need to hear, but you don't want to hear it.

Speaker 20 (01:03:47):
The backstory is, yeah, I lost thirty pounds and I
did a great job of it, everyone said.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
And now I've.

Speaker 20 (01:03:55):
Started eating Rice Krispy Treats because the box came in.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
We were in the zoom room. I see Scary get
up and walk away, and then all of a sudden,
I hear na go go Scary as your friend. They
might want to slow down a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Well, let me just say Scary Gary walked out of
the studio and I know when he walks out he's
going for food because that's just what he does. So
walking out and he says, yeah, this shirt, this shirt,
Oh man, I'm telling you, second quarter scary is now
third quarter scary in a second quarter scary shirt. I'm like, okay,

(01:04:32):
so this shirt looks a little tight. And he's what
he's saying this as he's walking towards the Rice Krispy Treats.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
So I just look like I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Dude, Scary as your friend, you really got to rein
it in because he's already.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Complaining that his third quarter body is in second quarter.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I'm out pacing. Yeah, this is not good, you know, Yeah, my.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Wife does that. The other day she said, oh, these
pants are a little tired than they used to be,
and in the very next breath, hey, do you want
to go get some pizza? I'm like, wait a second.
The fact that those pants are a little tighter than
and they used to be mighty because we've been eating
too much pizza. Maybe that's why.

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
It doesn't mean you wants to stop eating the pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
So, but when you hear someone say as your friend,
you're like, oh, you know, there was no way to
say what I was about to say without giving some
sort of a disclaimer, right, because what I was gonna
say was gonna be kind.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Of or you could just not say it. No, No,
I'm not saying you shouldn't say it. I don't know
so scary.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
This was an interaction between the two of you really
has nothing to do with us other than we witnessed it.
How did you feel when he said, as your friend,
you really should put down the friggin rice crispy tree? Really?

Speaker 23 (01:05:35):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:05:36):
Because because I felt well, I felt that this was
a friend trying to talk to me and be like, look,
I'm gonna be real with you, dude, you're going a
little you're going out for rice Krispy tree. It's a
little too often, and you may you may gain all
this weight back sooner than you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
So, so to me it triggers.

Speaker 20 (01:05:53):
Ah, he's he's my friend telling me, so he's framing
it that way. Now he just would have just said, dude,
lay off the Krispy trees, then I might I might
have had a different reaction. But but he kind of
like softened the blow by prefacing it with as your friend,
here's here's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
One thing that could happen. One thing that could happen
would be, uh, he will continue to eat rice Grisby trees,
but in private when you're not watching, And then he's
gonna start hiding wrappers in the trash can so you
can't see them, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, So
you never know how someone's going to respond to either
being a friend or you know, food shaming them. So

(01:06:32):
there's that what froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
I think that maybe Nate should not have done it
in front of all of us, Like maybe he should
have leaned over and whispered or not not in the
my Like Nate not done it in front of us,
it would have probably been.

Speaker 26 (01:06:45):
A little better.

Speaker 21 (01:06:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
That totally changes everything. Froggy's right now, had you just
gone up to Scary and private said hey, as your friend,
no you really know, no, no, you really should lay
off the rice. Okay, but you did it in front
of all of us. I look into a microphone into
the zoom camera.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
I look at this zoom room as like an empty
room in a rec center with a circle of chairs
where you do an intervention. I feel like you guys
should have been like, yeah, scary more often than not.

Speaker 21 (01:07:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
We look at this as a rec center with a
circle of and this is not an AA meaning you know.
I was like, I appreciate that, but your your head's up.
You guys just okay. I'm telling you you're blowing it
now because this was the intervention. I hope I think
we could.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
No, no, you blew it out of the shoot. You
can't sit here and tell us we blew something.

Speaker 31 (01:07:37):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
He's just going to the Chrispy trees.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
I'm telling you he's gonna make them happy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Let him go, and he's gonna hide them from you.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
I'm with you, Elvis, though, I feel like in the
history of as your Friend, a friendly statement never follows that.
It's always something super unfriendly that's horrible that you need
to talk to your friend about. So it's like, hm,
you know that your turn sandwich is on the way.
As soon as they said it, I was like, what's
you about to say?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
It's almost the same as saying, hey, I don't mean
to be offensive, but statement there, you're about to be offensive.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I don't know, maybe I'm different.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
I mean if I'm doing and you guys do this
to me all the time that if I'm doing something
that is stupid or I'm hurting myself in some way
by eating food or whatever, if you give me the
as your friend, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Well, maybe off to the side in private. Okay, okay,
so do you have music? Scary, we need music for
this this next segment. Okay, hold on. I think Nate
feels as if he has licensed to say whatever he wants,
and he frames it in a way where he thinks
he's helping. Okay, right, it's now time for As your
Friend starring Nate. You got Froggy and Danielle and Gandid

(01:08:50):
and me be our friend and you must start each
extremely slicing, dicing, insulting line.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
With as your friend. Oh god, yes, I want to
hear this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Let's they're in front of everyone, A million people, ten
million people will now hear us as we are in
the rec center in a circle. Okay, my name is Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
I'll start with Froggy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Okay, yes, as your friend, you really have to stop
wearing your hat backwards because you're too old for that.
You're not You're not part of by Kapaw. I'm sorry,
you're not a frat guy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
You're too old.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Wow, you're calling Froggy a bro because he wears his
hat back.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
Stop wearing that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Oh god do I have to continue on this?

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
I can't wait for mine?

Speaker 21 (01:09:49):
Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
All right, gandhi, Yeah, yeah, as your friend, say it
as your friend. You know, I think your hair is
just a little too a little too much these days.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
No, I see pot kettle black.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Okay, Danielle, as your friend, you really have to clean
up that basement you're part of. You're part of a
big time radio show. It's being shown every day. You've
got that changing wardrobe thing behind you what the hell
is that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:33):
Let me tell you something, text my husband because I
have already asked.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
That wasn't so bad. That wasn't so bad, Daniel, you
got off claim. I'm ready for mine, right, Elvis. Yes,
as my friend, Yes, uh, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
I can't win. I can't win with this one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
No, Well, of course you can, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
As your friend, you are the best person I've ever known.
You know, I just wait to work every day. You know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
I have a laundry list of things you could have.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
You could have finished that sentence with, go, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
As your friend. See, I want to say the same thing. No,
I can't do this.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
I can't cause you're gonna get angry with whatever I say,
especially what I want to say.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
No, it's an angry free zone. Angry free zone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
As your friend, I think you should No, I don't
want to say it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
I don't want to say it. I don't want to
say it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Say it, spit it out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
You should get a little more exercise in there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Okay, honestly, you're not telling me anything. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
I mean, I could be a little bit more blunt
with that statement. We just got to that. How can
you be more bought with that. You really need to
work out more. I'm concerned for you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Okay, you're getting old. You said you're putting on walls. Okay,
it's my turn. Yeah, as our friend, you are an

(01:12:10):
even though you know everything you said to us came
from a place of caring, and you know I get that,
But you know you're an a home.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Okay. Well, when I had those strokes, I think I
lost a little piece of my brain. That kind of
keeps you from saying.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Oh no, no, no, no, don't blame that stroke.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I can't squelch rudeness because of my stroke. That doesn't
the filter.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Of Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
No, you didn't have the filter pre stroke, so stop.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Well I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry, but I'm just your friend.
I'm telling you these things.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Okay, let's let's let's let's Danielle, do you know that
maybe you need to clean your basement little rors? I know,
I said all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
It's, you know, not the easiest thing in the world
to do, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Do you know that you need to stop eating so
many rice crist speak of course, otherwise I'm going to
gain the thirty pounds, right, Froggy, Do you know and
you may have reasons to wear your hair your hat backwards,
but you know it does have kind of a bro thing.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Going, yeah, that's okay, I don't mind, it's okay. I
have reasons that if I and if I told you
the reasons, you even go, oh great, now you're going
to use that.

Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
So I'm just not even brain surgery.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
I hit an aneurysm in brain surgery, so he's trying
to put all that on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
If you must know, Nate, there's a screw from the
brain surgery. That's right where the bill of the hat
hits my head and it hurts like hel so I
turned it around back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Well he didn't know that. Uh, and me, you know what,
do I need to exercise more? Am I getting older
and need to be more careful? Absolutely? Absolutely?

Speaker 21 (01:13:37):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
So as our friend, we thank you for being an
a hole.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
All right, it's an intervention. I hope you guys took
No one asked.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
For an intervention. We just asked for you to finish
the sentence. What's scary?

Speaker 20 (01:13:49):
People are texting in that this is like the uncomfortable
dinner party with a spotlight on one person.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
So one person stands up and insults everybody for.

Speaker 26 (01:14:00):
Us.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Hey, you know what I could sit here and say
to myself, a Elvis, as your friend, I have a
list of things that you know. But I think it
depends on where you hear it and who says it,
and you know, and but Nate always has that laugh
before he says it.

Speaker 36 (01:14:14):
He'll go, here's Nate. You know, as your friend, you're
a drunk. Okay, well thanks, except when.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
He came to you, you could hear his balls getting
sucked up into his body. He was so scared.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
I mean, I didn't really say what I wanted to
say about Daniel. That is the biggest chicken crap thing
you could ever say.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Do you want me to say it?

Speaker 25 (01:14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (01:14:46):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Well, I mean, you're in radio. You could invest in
a little bit better equipment. You're always having problems.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
There for this equipment.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
In fairness, In fairness, Elvis spent his own money at
his little studio there.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
I mean, you do you do pretty old?

Speaker 26 (01:15:04):
You're doing?

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Okay, you've been on your show for twenty five years.

Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:15:07):
I've never needed my own studio until now.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Well, I mean I just saying, here's the thing I
don't need that ain't working.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
I don't have a house as big as Elvis that
I can actually build a studio.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
So there you got your boat ain't floating, honey. Sorry,
and thank you for playing as your.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Friend starring Nate. Yeah, you know what. One year we
were talking about Grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
It's a Thanksgiving table and we had several calls from
people whose grandmother's actually passed away at the Thanksgiving table.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
And it's not a fun things.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I don't but sometimes grandmothers live through Thanksgiving and they
do the craziest stuff like like twenty Nicole, Hello, Nicole,
how are you?

Speaker 25 (01:15:52):
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
I'm good are The pleasure is all ours? So you're grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
What did she do?

Speaker 26 (01:16:02):
I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
We all have grandma stories. Go ahead and tell yours.

Speaker 25 (01:16:06):
So it's Thanksgiving. We finished eating and we just started
the tradition of doing secret Sannah a couple of years ago.
So we pick our names on Thanksgiving after you know,
we eat, So we're going around the table, we're picking
our names. We have to explain to my grandparents again
what it is, because they forgot, and my grandma picks

(01:16:26):
the names and I'm not even joking, goes, Oh my god,
I picked the worst run.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Oh no, she screamed this at the table and obviously
in front of the person she chose. I'm assuming, yep, and.

Speaker 25 (01:16:44):
She's screaming I made a huge mistake. I made a
huge mistake. And we're like, nanny stop like everyone knows.

Speaker 29 (01:16:51):
Now on.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Did you ever find out who it was?

Speaker 18 (01:16:59):
It was?

Speaker 26 (01:17:01):
What it was?

Speaker 18 (01:17:02):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
She didn't want you, Nicole?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Why does your grandmother hate you?

Speaker 25 (01:17:11):
I'm not sure, but it was one of the funniest
things that ever grandmother Grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Well, so, well, good luck. Hope she gives you something cool.
That's awesome. Well, thank you, Nicole, sorry about your grandma
hating you, but merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
And have a nice day. Thanks for listening to us.
Line twenty four Sierra her grandmother.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
What did your grandmother do with Thanksgiving?

Speaker 15 (01:17:43):
Well, she got on top of the table and said
that she could work just like the celebrities in the video.

Speaker 31 (01:17:48):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
So your grandmother actually stepped on a chair and then
stepped onto the table and started twirking.

Speaker 15 (01:17:57):
Yes, Linda is wild.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
How did she do on a scale of one to ten?
How was her tworking well.

Speaker 11 (01:18:08):
The effort.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Thanksgiving ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
So funny.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Was she drinking by chance or is this natural? Grandma?

Speaker 15 (01:18:20):
Oh my goodness, chardonay in her hand while she was tworking. Yeah, yeah,
it was absolutely hilarious. And then as she got up
onto the table and started doing it, she let out
a nice long part.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Oh I love grandma. Grandma Linda is my hero. Oh
my god, Please invite me to your Thanksgiving next year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I want to.

Speaker 15 (01:18:46):
Fabulous invited at anytime.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Sierra, thank you for listening to us. You have a
great week.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Okay, thanks thanks for calling to That's awesome, Lindsay on
line twenty three. Oh god, lindsay, what did your grandmother
do at the Thanksgiving table?

Speaker 35 (01:18:59):
My grandmother got completely drunk, took my phone and called
my ex to tell him how terrible of a person
he is.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
Grandma.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
How did that go over?

Speaker 13 (01:19:13):
Oh my god?

Speaker 35 (01:19:14):
So the first time he didn't obviously answer, because he's
probably like, why the hell is her number coming up?
We broke up like six months ago. But then she
called him like with keatingly, like three or four times
because she wasn't leaving any voicemails, and finally he answered
and she is French, so she was cursing him out
in French and English.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Grandma stories my favorite. Well, thank you for sharing, Lindsa,
you have a great day.

Speaker 22 (01:19:42):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Looks at these texts.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
My grandma would pour her leftover salad dressing from her
bowl after she finished eating back into the main dressing. Containtion.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Oh did you see.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Some of these texts.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
They're coming through a straight night.

Speaker 21 (01:19:57):
Yeah, oh god, let me get that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
One. One year, my grandma whipped out her boob to
show us how much it had deflated.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
Oh my, it's what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
My grandma.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
She still sew her pantyhose, like if there was a
run in your panty hose, she would sew them instead
of buying a new mapaniels. Oh god, he's like, what
are you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
Doing, Danielle. My grandmother gave me this Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
My grandmother gave me the make sure your husband is
always satisfied talk at the Thanksgiving table.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Ah eh, granny, Grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Anyway, there you go. Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Hey, so, uh, hopefully you had a nice, safe, event
free holiday with your family, your friends, your friends giving,
your Thanksgiving your family giving, whatever the hell you did.
Not all of us did. A lot of us had
to take a trip to do you have music for
this scary we'll use this one all right. So hopefully
you had a nice, safe and sound holiday with your

(01:21:03):
family and friends. Not all of us did. Some of
us had to take a trip to the dock in
the box and the emergency care center, the emergency room,
whatever you want to call it. Thank you to the
men and women who gave up their time and their
holiday to be with us. Yes, to take care of
our booboos and our gunshot wounds, et cetera.

Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
You decided to deep fry a turkey. I know that
that happened. People had to get burned.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
Yeah, I don't know. Hey Nicole, how are you?

Speaker 18 (01:21:30):
Hi?

Speaker 28 (01:21:30):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
So did you guys have to run to the emergency
room for some reason?

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
I didn't.

Speaker 22 (01:21:37):
But the day after been was giving, my mother in
law in the morning went to the walk in because
on Thanksgiving in the late afternoons, she had sliced almost
off her tip of her finger.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
She sliced the tip of her finger almost completely off.

Speaker 22 (01:21:54):
Oh well, pretty deep. When she ripped away from the knife,
and my counter blood squirted.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Yeah, it's the clean up. The cleanup is always hell,
isn't it. I know, here's the time I have.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
I have sliced the tip of my finger almost off,
completely off several times, and I've noticed it if you
just hold it on there, it grows right back as
long as you don't take any bone with it. So
how is your mother in law doing? How's her her falange?

Speaker 24 (01:22:26):
It's fine, fully attached.

Speaker 22 (01:22:27):
We used liquid bandaid and then music get stitches on
Thanksgiving Because.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
Here's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
You just want to be relaxing, because those are supposed
to be the days you don't have to give a crap,
But now you have to go to the emergency room
and no offense. I know that, you know she sliced
the tip of her finger off, but what about the
rest of you. You had to sit there and hold
her other hand?

Speaker 23 (01:22:48):
The good hands I know couldn't help.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Thank God, she's okay, right, We're all good. Thanks for
listening to us, Nicole. I'm glad you still have all
your tips. What so didn't you have to go to
the emergency and I did?

Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
I went to the uh the walk in medi clinic.
So doctor Scott, who is like my new best friend
and sues me all the time. And yeah, because I'm
still having bad back pains and chest pains, and I
didn't know what the hell was going on because I
had bronchitis recently, so I wanted to recheck and I
nothing's really there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
You know, straight in eight? Didn't you have to go?
This is a this is an interesting one and tell
everyone why you had to go to the emergency who.
I woke up on Wednesday morning and I went to
pee and it looked like rose.

Speaker 18 (01:23:30):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
I'm like, this isn't normal. You know, I've gone some dedications.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
I'm like, well, if it says if you're urine is
this color, go see a doctor immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
So that's what I did. But you're okay now, I'm okay.
It came out clear like an hour and a half away.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Oh, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
Did you bottle any of it?

Speaker 18 (01:23:51):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
It looked like rose so much? I'm like, I wonder
if it tastes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Like yeah, yeah, what do you pair that with?

Speaker 31 (01:23:59):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
All right, all right, Uh okay, let's see. Uh would
you have another line of sho go too? Yeah, go
to what go to one? Okay, here we go, Thank
you there rose ap Hello, Dominique.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Hi, all right, so you had to go into the
emergency room. Why why I did?

Speaker 29 (01:24:16):
Because my husband couldn't stop popping and we couldn't figure
out what was going on. At first we thought it
was bronchitis, and we went to the urgent care and
they were like, oh, no, it's just your asthma.

Speaker 14 (01:24:27):
So they made him sit there.

Speaker 29 (01:24:28):
For an hour and doing inhaler and we left and
he thought he was like hi because he hadn't done
it inhaler in so long.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Right, And now we look back and laugh and laugh
and laugh.

Speaker 9 (01:24:39):
Yeah, because those those in hailers, if you've never done them,
I did it for my bronchitis.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
They make you sit there for a while because you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Are loopy athletely that so Dominique, it only really took
like an hour of your day and then you were
fine to go, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Yeah, yeah, it was quick, So no big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Doesn't sound like you were highly affected by it, No, no,
not me.

Speaker 29 (01:24:59):
It was just it was more my time than anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
I know, it's an hour, I know, it's I know,
but it's an hour of your time shopping. I'm with you,
I'm with you.

Speaker 26 (01:25:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Interesting the other emergency room visits, like, Amanda, Amanda, why
did you have to go to the er?

Speaker 35 (01:25:14):
So someone puts two boxes of Legos on top of
the cabinet in my classroom and they sell on my head.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
I've never heard of people being in the head with legos.

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
Wait, you got a concussion from Lego?

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
Usually a step on them and you have to go
to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Well yeah, but just box. These boxes are heavy.

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
Yeah, never get attacked from the top.

Speaker 18 (01:25:33):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
Well, so so you're okay now, yeah, I'm okay.

Speaker 35 (01:25:36):
Now on my way back to work.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
But okay, Well, how much time was lost in the
emergency room?

Speaker 29 (01:25:42):
I was there for probably it was like an hour
and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Oh, it's a long time.

Speaker 31 (01:25:46):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Then they have other people to look at people with
spurting blood and rose.

Speaker 35 (01:25:51):
I was like, yeah, I was like the last of
their worries.

Speaker 29 (01:25:53):
They were like, oh, okay, walk in a straight line.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
It's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
I got hit in the head with goes. All right,
Hello Mike, Yes, yes, you went to the emergency room
for your dog.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:26:07):
My dog had to go to the emergency room we
let her out in the yard. We live in Monstown.
We're in the woods a little bit, and we heard
the screech and we saw her burning glass. And as
soon as she started walking back.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
So what happened to your dog?

Speaker 13 (01:26:21):
We're worried she was attacked by a coyote.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
Attacked by a coyote? No, no, that's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
So what what what happened? I mean, what they have
to do to your dog?

Speaker 13 (01:26:33):
So she had to get a bunch of stitching her
back and across her leg. She's doing better now, except
she's wearing a shame.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
She's wearing the lamp shade of shame. Well, thank god,
your dog's okay, thank god?

Speaker 14 (01:26:50):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
See all right. It's one thing when mom slices her
finger off with the electric knife.

Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
Happens. It's another thing when Fluffy gets eaten by a coyote.
Not okay, Uh, what line you want to go to?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
What's gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
I actually saw online there was a little dog who
was getting attacked by the other dogs in the neighborhood
all the time, and his owner made him a jacket
of spikes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Good, yes the dogs were bullies.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
Yes, a jacket of spikes I'd like to borrow that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Hello, Sophie, Hello, Now, who had to go to the
emergency room over the weekend.

Speaker 22 (01:27:21):
My younger cousin, my aunt was taking the turkey out
of the oven and it was in a big glass
fish what everyone.

Speaker 15 (01:27:31):
Want to call it.

Speaker 16 (01:27:32):
And she pivoted, turned around.

Speaker 35 (01:27:35):
And stopped her child in the face and she had
a second degree burned down her mouth and lost her
front tooth.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Oh my god, Oh holy crap. Knocked at her front
tooth and burned her face.

Speaker 23 (01:27:48):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Thanksgiving, Oh my god. She's doing okay now right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Yeah, she's okay.

Speaker 25 (01:27:55):
They went home earlier that day, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Well, thank you. Oh my god, I need line nine back.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
Holdo give me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Okay this phone system? It was it was a hunting accident.
I really wanted to go to that shot in the leg.

Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
Okay, they're okay, they're okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
How about line five?

Speaker 13 (01:28:18):
Hello, allan, Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
We're doing okay. So they had to rush you to
the R E. R.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
And why is that?

Speaker 11 (01:28:24):
Well? Wednesday, I went to the chiropractor because I've had
a sore back for a while. Apparently I had four
dislocated ribs. And he set those four ribs.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
I went home.

Speaker 11 (01:28:36):
About an hour later, they popped back out. I went
back to the chiropractor. He set them again. The pain
got progressively worse. That night, I went to the er
and he ended up fracturing the ribs when he put
them back in place.

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
Eating.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Yeah, not for popping, no, no.

Speaker 11 (01:28:54):
And I missed all of Thanksgiving because I was on
tame pills, so I slept the entire day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
And all right, allan, okay, you know, let's just look
forward to next year. You're an Eracey Race, You're gonna
be okay. Sorry about that rib pain. That sounds awful.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
It was thank yous.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Yeah, I know these are bad stories. Finally we talked
to Gina.

Speaker 24 (01:29:16):
Hello Gina, Hi, guys, Hello lady, Hello lady, tell.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Everyone why you had to rush to the ear.

Speaker 19 (01:29:23):
So I had my potato peel of broke Wednesday night
as us for pairings. I told my husband on the
way home to go get a new one and it
was freshly sharp.

Speaker 14 (01:29:32):
And then my little.

Speaker 19 (01:29:33):
Toddler, my two year olds, was distracting me and I
split off my nail and gripped my dicapillary. Oh wow, yeah,
So that was on Thanksgiving. Everyone said, oh, what a
great job for you making posting this great great dinner
with one with one last finger.

Speaker 8 (01:29:51):
There must have been blood everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
She hit a capillary with her her brand new up
I know, Al, I gotta tell you Axos are a
little too sharp.

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
They're great.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Oxo's my favorite brand in.

Speaker 19 (01:30:05):
The kis say, I was holding the potato peel of roll.

Speaker 25 (01:30:08):
But hello, but there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
You're okay now again. I found my hunting call. Hello Tammy?

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
Hello, how are you doing okay? So where where did
you go hunting? Who went hunting?

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
And who went to the er? What happened?

Speaker 24 (01:30:22):
And my brother was hunting in upstate New York and
I live in Florida, and they called me to tell
me he got shot in the leg. He's so lucky
it only hit it. It went through the back of
his leg, his right leg, and out the front of
his left leg.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
No, how did he get shot? Did he shoot him
or did someone else shoot him?

Speaker 15 (01:30:46):
No?

Speaker 24 (01:30:46):
Someone else shot him.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Yeah, there's got to be like a high level of guilt.
Shoot your friend right now. He wasn't out hunting with
Dick Cheney, was he?

Speaker 19 (01:30:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
He was not all right.

Speaker 22 (01:30:59):
But he's luckily.

Speaker 24 (01:31:01):
Yes, he's in a trauma unit, but he's up and talking,
and today he's going to try to walk and see
how that goes.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Oh man, that must be a weird thing. You're all
the way down in Florida here your brother is shot.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
You're like what yeah, right, yeah, And.

Speaker 24 (01:31:15):
It's two thousand dollars to fly into New York on
Thanksgiving weekend, so you're thinking about driving, and Froggy could
probably remind you it's cold up there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
It's okay, you didn't come visit your shot brother when
it's a little warmer. Yes, I'm cheaper, all right, Well,
thank you, Tamy. Tell your brother to men quickly. Okay,
thank you, thank you, And there you go. Visits to
the er. I know, if it's not a lobster allergy
like my alex head. Yeah, oh that was bad.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
The picture is you should post that, Victor.

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
No, I don't think you're supposed to see that. There's
no picture, No, Victor. He doesn't look like the guy.

Speaker 15 (01:31:57):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
It was so weird anyway, So I hope everyone's on
the mend today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Tricky Time
from our family to yours.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Happy next get.

Speaker 9 (01:32:12):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
He Danielle Uh, gandhi, Yes, do you remember? Okay, you're
still there, gandhi. Daniel Back in your dating days, did
you ever date someone merely because they were a fixer upper?

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
Oh, that's a.

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
Goal of mine. It hasn't happened yet. Get what Most
people like date are pretty useless at that stuff. But
I just want someone to be able to like fix
my bed frame and hang out something on a wall.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Please, no, No, that's not what a fixer upper is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
A fixer upper is someone who needs help and you
It's like it's like taking home a stray dog, or
it's a project.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
That's the word that's me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
It's like if you watch HGTV, people go out and
spend a little bit of money on a house that
needs a lot of fixing up. Yeah, well that's the
same thing about it. Let's say you date a guy.
He's a quote unquote fixer upper. He wears the wrong shoes,
his T shirt and necks are stretched out. Yeah you've
seen the commercial. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
But you just know you're attracted to people because they
are fixer up.

Speaker 13 (01:33:10):
Down.

Speaker 9 (01:33:11):
Do you think I could call Chip and Joanna Gaines
and to help me out dating like flip this guy.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Well, I know that would be dating him, making him
cool and then he leaves you. You don't want to
do that, but.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
I'm saying, yeah, there are a lot of people, and
I have friends who do this. They love fixer uppers.
They love, as Danielle so so accurately calls them projects.
The problem with the project is it's a lot of work,
and you're also trying to do something changing someone. It's
not always good.

Speaker 9 (01:33:39):
And plus I feel like once you change them, they're
going to see how good they are and they're going
to leave you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Exactly. That's the flipping. That's called flipping, slipping, flipping BA
fixing up.

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
So I have dated projects and then when we broke up,
they fixed everything, and now I'm like, oh, really cool,
I'm really glad you changed all of that after.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
We broke up.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
You'd share all right. So I want to get into that,
if you don't mind.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
I want to hear from someone who has like a
fixer up story, because I want to try to talk
fixer uppers out of doing this, because I don't think
you should do it. First of all, changing you know,
dating someone to change them is just you're out of
the gate. You're just causing problems. Yeah, And secondly, you
know you should date someone because of what they have
already on board that you like, they're already pre wired

(01:34:24):
for you. Yes, you know what I'm saying. But why
is it some people need fixer uppers? I mean, what's
the psychological reason? Do we know why?

Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
It makes them feel good?

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
It makes them feel talk about that, like you think
that you can.

Speaker 7 (01:34:36):
Add so much value to somebody's life, Like, Oh, I'm
going to be the hero in this situation and we're
going to turn it all around.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
You're going to get your life on track. It's going
to be all because of me. And it's it doesn't work.

Speaker 9 (01:34:45):
What makes us think that we're so great that we
can go fix somebody like, you know what, I have
enough narcissists with myself that I don't need to go
fix somebody else's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
It's a narcissic thing to do, narcissisticistic thing to do.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
I can't talk to it, you know what I'm say,
and nowhere near emailing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
So there are there are psychological things at play when
you're trying to fix someone up.

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
Well, I was just listening to.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
An audible book about this, and God, he hit the
nail on the head. You want that challenge and you
want to be able to make that person what you
want them to.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
Be, right, it's not supposed to be like And another thing,
you know, if the fixer upper dater.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
This applies to everyone because I remember I was in
high school and I was dating someone who I was
trying to fix. Right, he would fix them, We'll just
TACKI dresser.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
So I tried.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
I did my best to try to help that out.

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
You know, I had a guy who used to tell me,
you know, you could dress a little more sexy, you
could do this, you could do that. It didn't last
long because I was like, really, I'm not comfortable like that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
That's not me.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
So not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Yeah, So I guess that's the evils of fixing up.
So anyway, yeah, scary.

Speaker 20 (01:35:49):
So what is the difference between a fixer upper versus
a person who's.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Just setting their ways and you'll never change them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
Well, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. If you're
going to date someone to fix them up, you're playing
with problems there. If she had this is true.

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
Hello, Emily, how are you?

Speaker 31 (01:36:06):
Hello?

Speaker 17 (01:36:07):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
How are you doing very well?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Thank you for listening? All right? So, uh, your good
friend started dating like three years ago and one of
them was the fixer upper right, Yes, okay, describe describe
them quickly if you could just describe what needed fixing
on this person.

Speaker 16 (01:36:22):
Sure.

Speaker 12 (01:36:23):
So he's super nice guy, but dressed horribly, had like
shaggy hair, like unnoticeable. Three years later, you like used
to wear cargo pants. Now he wears like skinny jeans.
He has a hair person that he goes to. He's
totally different.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:36:37):
This is a perfect example of someone who's been fixed up, right, I.

Speaker 25 (01:36:41):
Thought of them immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Okay, So what happened in their relationship three years after
she started fixing him up?

Speaker 12 (01:36:48):
Well, he's like a lot more confident now, went into
his looks, and then there's still dating.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
So it worked out this as a success story.

Speaker 9 (01:36:57):
Bad fire, I'm sorry what batfire? But not because they
leave you, but because they become so obsessed with their
looks now that they don't pay as much attention to you.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
So, Emily, your friend, the woman who fixed up the guy,
I mean, does she does he ever?

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Thank her?

Speaker 26 (01:37:13):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
You know what, in the very beginning, I look like,
you know, I didn't really care about my appearance, and
now thanks to you. I mean, is there an appreciation there?

Speaker 12 (01:37:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's kind of whipped.

Speaker 15 (01:37:24):
Like by her, I get it.

Speaker 17 (01:37:27):
So yeah, he's very grateful that.

Speaker 18 (01:37:30):
She transforms him.

Speaker 25 (01:37:31):
And she's even prouder.

Speaker 12 (01:37:32):
She like carries a picture of him, like from before
they started dating.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
And get out and see look what that's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
You'll see before and after all right, but yeah, this
sounds like this sounds like a success story. It sounds
like they work together, so you know they do you know,
all right, Well, thank you. I like a good success story.
Thank you, Emily, thanks for listening to us. Thank you. Hello, Lindsey,
good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:37:59):
How are you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
I'm doing well. Now you seem to only attract fixer uppers.

Speaker 23 (01:38:04):
Really, yes, it's the story of my life.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Know what do you mean to describe the typical person
you attract?

Speaker 23 (01:38:12):
Well, they have no direction, they don't really aren't really
sure what they want to do with their life. They
make some poor choices. They may just don't really know
what they want to do, and their confidence is not
there at all.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Why you're describing Gandhi.

Speaker 23 (01:38:29):
Yeah, so I get really excited because I want I'm
a teacher and so I want people to believe in themselves. So,
you know, it becomes my mission or these guys to
believe that they can do whatever they want, and I
want to help them find a job that works for them.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
You know, Linda, you can actually trace this back to
when you're probably a little girl, where you you always
wanted to fix people's problems, and then that's why you
became a teacher. You wanted to help people be better.

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
You know.

Speaker 23 (01:38:59):
I don't know, I don't know absolutely. Unfortunately I realized,
you know, in a relationship you need a give and take,
and it becomes very emotional when I feel like I'm
not being successful in that type of.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Really wow, see this goes back to what Danielle was
saying earlier. A lot of people like to fix people
up because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
I don't know, but at least you're aware of it, Lindsay.
You know, that's the cool thing.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
But sometimes I guess with something's not working out with
someone that you're fixing up, you need to stop and
go WHOA, I see what I'm doing here.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
I'm failing anyway. Look, you keep doing it though.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to help
people be great at what they're doing, as long as
you don't insult them.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
You know, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Exactly dressed like a you dressed like I'll wear itough,
you know. All right, Lindy, thank you so much.

Speaker 23 (01:39:48):
I switched job and I have a longer commute and
this brightens my day every single day listening follow you
so thank you for what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Thank you sweet Jesus for longer commute. We love that, Lindsey, Thanks,
thank you for listening.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
We got to run have a great thank you too.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Finally we got to talk to Crystal.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Hi, Crystal, Hi, so the morning.

Speaker 16 (01:40:09):
I'm so excited I get to talk to you.

Speaker 35 (01:40:10):
Guys, I listened to you every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Well, thank you. We're excited that you're listening. And second
of all, I'm excited you called because you're the You're
the other side. You're the one that everyone always wanted
to fix.

Speaker 23 (01:40:20):
Out right, Yes, that is correct.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Now what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
No, you can sit here and admit on the radio
that you were the person they wanted to fix. Like,
what do they want to fix?

Speaker 25 (01:40:30):
Well, I guess everybody thought.

Speaker 16 (01:40:32):
They sawved that are more potential in me.

Speaker 15 (01:40:34):
Like I had one X that got me involved.

Speaker 16 (01:40:38):
Volunteering fire and rescue, which was fine and dandy and all,
but sometimes you've got to have.

Speaker 22 (01:40:44):
The drive to want to do it, which I did
the fireside. It was so exciting, but at.

Speaker 16 (01:40:49):
The same time, you know, I I wasn't really as
into it. He used to have me go scuba diving,
which was fun, but.

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
It wasn't me, you know, And so I don't understand
what was he trying to fix. You don't sound like
someone who.

Speaker 16 (01:41:03):
Needs fixing because he thought that that I could do
better with my life and be a better person.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Wait, well, hold on, do you think you should have
been a better person? That sounds like his problem, not yours.

Speaker 16 (01:41:16):
Yeah, right right, I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:41:19):
I thought I was fine.

Speaker 31 (01:41:20):
You know.

Speaker 16 (01:41:21):
He was just like, oh, I was his co pilot
and wanted he wanted me to be his copilot because
he flew an airplane. And I'm just like, well, it's
wrong with just just you know, hanging out, just enjoying things.
But now he wanted me to be bigger and better.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Wan, listen to what's going on here? Crystal, you're saying
that you're the one people try to fix, but they
were the ones who needed fixing. You're fine, you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
Here's the thing, and we've all been to this. You're
choosing the wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
People to date, people that want to change you to
make themselves feel better. That you deserve better than that girl.

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
Seriously, Well, well thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:41:51):
Well, I'm now engaged to a wonderful man.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Change him. It's all wrong. No, so no, he so
he likes you and what you're into and everything. Everything's
on the right the right road, right right, Yes, that
is correct. There you go, well listen, so that's good.
See see.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
Look, but this is like a tricky thing because they
always say you want to date somebody who pushes you
to do better, right, And then if somebody pushes you
too much, are they.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
Trying to change you?

Speaker 7 (01:42:17):
Because sometimes you see a diamond in the rough and
you're like, oh, yeah, there's potential here.

Speaker 6 (01:42:21):
There's the struggle in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
You know, you meet someone you love what you see
in the beginning, and then you try to change those
things you loved, and then they changed.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
From what they were. Then you don't like them anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:42:29):
What's the point why everyone should be single. Website say
that again, this is why everyone should be single.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
Okay, oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:42:38):
Half the things so that you thought were so cute
and the little things, you know whatever, in the beginning
of the relationship. By the end you're like driving me crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
I know, I know, but that's you know what, When
you start to learn about yourself through how you're trying
to change someone else, that's when the growth happens. So
when you're having a conflict with someone, it's good to
stop down and go, Okay, why am I all but
hurt over this? This is something I need to think
about concerning me. Maybe I'm in the wrong here. Well,

(01:43:07):
I would never admit that out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
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Speaker 8 (01:43:22):
What Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Hey, the other day we're talking about red flags in
relationships or with people. You need what were some of
the red flags or so many things?

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
People who hate all of their exes and have nothing
but terrible stuff to say about them.

Speaker 8 (01:43:38):
It's like, that's kind of interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
The way people treat servers at restaurants, yep, poorly I
want nothing to do with you.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
The way you treat your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
Yeah a Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Okay, If if a girl says she doesn't like hanging
out with other girls, oh yeah, that's a huge.

Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
Red flag for you guys, it is right, Oh absolutely,
I never understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Well then Gandhi, being our favorite optimist, says, well what
about green flags? Now we're seeing green flag memes and
I was thinking we could come up with a billion
green flags for people, right, yeah, prole, I.

Speaker 8 (01:44:12):
Mean so exactly the opposite of what I just said.

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
Somebody who speaks about an X with respect or can
be okay being around that person and it not being
a problem. Obviously you don't want to go too far
with it, but as long.

Speaker 8 (01:44:22):
As you're okay. I think that's a great thing to have.

Speaker 7 (01:44:25):
People who apologize when they've realized that they did something
wrong and don't just try to skirt over it or
not acknowledge it and just move on.

Speaker 8 (01:44:32):
You know, we all know people like that. I think
that's huge.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Also, people who elevate other people, people who encourage people
to be successful and never ever get kind of weirded
out because they're doing really well and at that moment
they're not. You know, I don't know if there's a
green flag. We should be recognizing more green flags than people.

Speaker 8 (01:44:51):
Definitely, Yeah, we all have them.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Sometimes you got to search for them, especially with Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:44:56):
Oh come on, yeah, Nate, what's up.

Speaker 29 (01:44:57):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
I think when something goes wrong, how that person reacts. Yes,
I think if they react well and they roll with it,
that is a huge green flag, because when something goes wrong,
it's a true test in a relationship to see how
that will work with you, guys, right, if things don't
don't go right, if they don't have a good reaction,
oh god, just get away.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Another red flag. Red flag is morning show guys who
work from home and have dogs barking during the entire huge.

Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
That's a huge flag.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Okay, more green flags. I need more green flags, amountain.

Speaker 11 (01:45:33):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
I think people who can support each other, whether it's
in life in general or just in your career. You know,
sometimes it seems like couples get to a point where
they're competing with one another instead of just saying like, hey,
I'm going to clap for you. You did something awesome,
that's great. I think that's a huge huge green flag.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
Yeah, noticing how people treat others. I think that's it
because we always talk about people who have such a
lack of respect for human beings, sometimes to the degree
where they just murder them and cold blood in care.

Speaker 6 (01:46:01):
You know that's that's a serious red flag.

Speaker 9 (01:46:03):
By the way, just let you think, I think, what
is what have Let me say I want to date him.
He's killed someone, they don't give him past.

Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
I think being able to be comfortable when it's quiet
and not feeling like you have to fill the space
is one of the best feelings for me in a
friendship or a relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:46:21):
Yeah, like I'm doing right now, like that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
Green flags yet anyway, So the I guess the assignment
if you understand the assignment, today's asignment is go out
there and discover the green flags and everyone everyone has
a green flag. You're paying the asswer.

Speaker 18 (01:46:37):
Hi, this is har what that is?

Speaker 21 (01:46:41):
A Nick Jonas?

Speaker 18 (01:46:42):
What sh you?

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
A happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Mister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
All right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of everybody.