FULL SHOW: The Day We Say Fiddlesticks!

Abby accidentally ordered an overpriced smoothie on our breakfast order... or was it an accident?! Plus, we point out Nate's excessive use of old sayings.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Coming on.

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You know we were on the radio. We're doing a show, right,
I love you so much, like myself, like myself.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
All right, wipe the eyebookers out of your eye hockets.
It's time for another one of these shows. Ready, go.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
One of these shows.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's the count of three, be entertaining what you three?

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Go?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Wait? All right, all right, earlier I didn't work coffee.
I'm not the only one. I'm sure. Hey, I had
the craziest dream last night. It had me running, running
in the bag really and I was running from something.
Oh I woke up, have no clue what I was
running from. Oh oh no, something was chasing me. And

(01:19):
don't don't start analyzing me. Well, in life, you're trying
to run away from problems. You need to face them
head on. Yeah, I don't know. I think it was
some sort of furry creature. Did you have a dreamless night?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Did you know?

Speaker 7 (01:29):
I took a melotonein last night and I was out cold.
It was fabulous. But I have those dreams all the
time where I'm falling. Yeah, and then I wake up
and I'm like, oh my gosh, what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It feels like you did fall?

Speaker 7 (01:39):
Yes, what does that mean? What does it mean?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't know. I don't know. What about you, Gandhi?
Any dreams?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, I had one of those dreams where I was
late for something and I kept telling myself, Oh my god,
you need to move faster. I just couldn't do it,
and I kept be coming later. It was horrible. I
hate those.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Those are the worst. Yeah, Frog, did you have a dream?
I did.

Speaker 8 (01:57):
I took a unis I'm to go to sleep last night,
so I was like really had like really groggy. I
dreamed that the grass had not been mowed in so
long it was growing over the house, but I couldn't
get out of the bed to go mow it.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh those are dad dreams. What about you? Producer Sam?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, I had a dream my husband was snoring.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
It was crazy, and then it woke me up, so
it wasn't really a dream.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Happening. Gandhi, you already give me yars. What about you?
Was scary? Well, mine's pretty vivid.

Speaker 9 (02:25):
It was about this this local scrambled egg sandwich place
in Jersey City called scram of course. Then they were
given out free sandwiches and me and Sam and Andrew
and Gandhi all ran to get these free sandwiches and
there was no line. And it was just an amazing
morning because we dream about that place even in real life.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
And scary in the dream.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is crazy anyway. Well, you got a dream, you
got to write them down because I, like I said,
I know something was chasing me, and I knew what
it was for a minute and now it's all gone.
Now I don't even remember if I was running in
my drink. Maybe I was walking. See, it's all going away.

(03:06):
It's fading away. What do you want to hear? A
little kid cutty Stevie okie, ye all right, pursuit of happiness,
the little bit rolling it up, take it. I love
Steve Aoki. That's a good bit. Caking people. It's a
waste of cake.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Let's get into today. Our first caller of the day
is James. Hello, James, how you doing?

Speaker 10 (03:28):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (03:28):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
That hello lady? Whoa Why you got some energy? I
like that? Hey, James already had coffee. You sound like
you're already caffeinated.

Speaker 12 (03:38):
I'm actually on my second Monster energy drink.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
So yeah, I'll be careful, please.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
You're ready to so James listened to him, James on
his way to work on his second Monster drink. Yo,
what's up? Do you ever? Do you ever like we
did in college? Mix them with vodka on Friday nights?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh, people used to do the RBV.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
The Rebel Vox guy that was? That was?

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I love that. That needs to be one of my
favorites back in the day.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm not a big.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
Vodka guy, so you know, I'm more of a whiskey drinker.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
All right, yes, give it a try.

Speaker 11 (04:12):
So what are you?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What are you doing today, James? What's it all about? Us?

Speaker 11 (04:15):
Just working?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Going to work?

Speaker 11 (04:17):
Two hour drive?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Wait? Will you have a two hour commute?

Speaker 11 (04:22):
I sure do? Wow?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, why is that? I mean, I'm not saying it's
a bad thing.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
But.

Speaker 10 (04:29):
Oh no, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I Actually I take care of my mom.

Speaker 13 (04:32):
She's really sick and she's blind.

Speaker 12 (04:34):
So I go every day Monday through Friday and help
take care of her.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Change. You're the best guy in the world.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
I mean, it's your mom.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean it's my mom, you know. Mom, and she's
so lucky to have you as a great son. Obviously
you're the great son you are because she taught you
to be a great son. She's a good mom.

Speaker 11 (04:55):
Yes, she's the best.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, you tell your mom. We said, Hi, James, we
love you, and I know my I love you guys.
You guys are the best.

Speaker 11 (05:02):
Honestly, I've been listening to you since I've been in
high school. I've won my thirtieth out. You guys literally
got me through my day.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Everyone, Yeah, we are the best. We can't help it.
But I love that you're driving two hours. That means
we have you kept it for hours? What do you
have for referent James? I've got whatever James wants. James,
do you want a couple of hoodies? What do you need?
A shirt? On the way? James the best son of
the world. Everyone, Yay, Thank you guys.

Speaker 14 (05:29):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Guys know that we love you too. Hold on, tell
your mom, he said, Hi. All right, So much happening today.
Let's get into the latest news from Kandi. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (05:39):
All right?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Well, Officials and the public continue to question the ethics
and legality of Katar gifting a four hundred million dollar
airplane to President Trump, claiming the White House corruption is growing.
The current claims are that after Trump leaves the White House,
the luxury jet will transfer to his presidential library, meaning
he keeps it. Many are sighting the double standards, as
federal employees cannot accept gift over twenty dollars, but Trump

(06:01):
can receive a four hundred million dollar airplane. So far,
there's still no deal between the union and New Jersey Transit,
with a strike looming for Friday if a deal isn't
reached on wages. Engineers are threatening to walk off the
job this Friday and what would be the state's first
transit strike in more than forty years. If a strike
comes to fruition, additional buses would be able to accommodate

(06:23):
about twenty percent of train commuters. Officials are urging people
who can work from home to do so, but in
the meantime, New Jersey Transit is canceling train and bus
service to MetLife Stadium Thursday and Friday for the Shakira
concerts I know, and finally missing out on sleep. We've
talked about this one hundred times. Can potentially increase the

(06:43):
risk of heart failure and artery disease. Are we all
sleeping while no? Then thinks so. A new study found
that short term sleep deprivation triggers proteins linked to heart disease,
even after just three nights. It also appears to make
exercise less effective in triggering the protein.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Screw, why are we bothering?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
We need to sleep more.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
This study was published in the journal Biomarker Research. And
those are your three things?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yes, another week, then here we go into the day.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
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Speaker 3 (07:21):
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Speaker 1 (07:42):
Welcome to the Leicester ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Hey this restaurant, they're not letting kids under ten into
the restaurant period period. They announced this new rule on
Instagram and Facebook, acknowledging that the ban on young children
was likely to upset some patrons, while saying it needed
to take control of the situation. Let me quote them.
They say we love kids, We really truly do. But

(08:07):
lately it's been extremely challenging to accommodate children. They had
high noise levels in sufficient space for high chairs, and
servers who are cleaning up crazy messes. I know. I
have many friends who work in a restaurant business, and
for some reason, especially on brunch Sunday, parents bring their
kids in and they while they drink and get drunk,
the kids throw cheerios all over the place. Yeah floor. Yeah.

(08:29):
My friend Steve said, we don't even serve cheerio no.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Because they bring their own Most parents bring their own
kids snacks.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
When I was a waitress, we used to argue if
a table of a family with like little kids came in,
we'd be like, not it, not it not it?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well, I know, but parents, you know, to deserve a
nice day out. And look, when I was a kid,
I went out to eat with my parents. I wouldn't
even look at my parents the wrong way. I've never
left the chair. They never let me walk around. It
was always mix two of us. Yeah, they did nail
us to the friggin chair.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Right.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
That's not how it is anymore, though, because a lot
of people, like you said, parents need a day out,
and a lot of people will take it as this
is my time out. Somebody else is cleaning up after me,
so go ham and you are digging ceios out of
the carpet behind the booth.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Also, children running around the restaurant create a legal liability,
putting servers carrying trays of food and drinks at risk.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Their kids should not be running around a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well, they shouldn't run. It's not the kid as much
as it is the parent.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
There you go, right, And if my kid ever made
a mess, I would leave an extra tip, because I
think that's just what you should do with me.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Really, I don't think they usually do. But see down
in Tribecca where I live. I mean it's on Sundays,
it's it's very unusual not to have your foot run
over by a stroller because they're all out. And then
you know where do they park the strollers out front?
Like those on the sidewalk. You can't get buy because
there's strollers everywhere. But they deserve a day out, but
they but they do get loaded because they don't drive

(09:51):
in the city. They just push the stroller and they
get drunk and go home.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
I don't see a problem with like, you know, having
maybe a couple of hours where it's just adults, you know,
no kids like have certain times of the day. But
I don't think your establishment should never allow children unless
it's like, you know, a boozy place where everything just
wasted like a bar.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm in.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
I could just see the kids throwing spaghetti at each other.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Spaghetti fight, what's that, Nate?

Speaker 15 (10:17):
I love watching the parents that actually care after their
kids make a mess the kids. One parent will take
the kid to the car, and then the other parents
stays and cleans up. When I was a server, I
loved that person, like they actually respected the fact that
it was them that caused the mess and you're not.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Responsible for it. Yeah, it's true. You'll be a parent
one day, really, and so you know, do like something.
I don't know his mom and dad and my mom
and dad did nail your kid to the to the chair.
That happened with us too. We were scared to even
breed during breakfast exactly, breed breathe, breathe. Huh Hey, Sam,

(10:57):
what's that for dinner last night?

Speaker 16 (10:59):
Well, last night was a piece tonight.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
We phoned it in. It was delightful.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
You buy the groceries and you're like ready to cook,
but then you're exhausted from buying the groceries, so you
can't cook pizza.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
When did letst time you went to the grocery store
and the conveyor belt is full, just stacked up to
the ceiling, and you realize, as you're about to pay
the four point five billion dollars for what you just bought,
there's nothing for dinner in here. Happens, that's us anyway,
Pizza night last night. I'm jealous. All right, let's get
into the horoscopes. Who are you doing with Danielle?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Okay, all right, let's go all.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Right, So Capricorn, great risks equal great rewards. Take a
chance on something uncertain. Your day's an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Keep your focus on how you want to feel, not
how you want others to feel about you.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Your day's a sex Pizes. Let go of the burden
that you've been holding on to replace it with forgiveness,
and you're gonna feel a world of difference. Your day
is a seven hey Aries.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Trust in your vulnerability. The real you is the one
that will get the best results. Your day's a ten Taurus.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
The work you've been doing becomes your path, So make
sure you're not filling time being unhappy. Your day is
an eight Gemini.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
You have got something to celebrate, be it bigger, small.
Make sure you create an occasion to enjoy. Your day's
a nine Cancer.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Have a huge fear of judgment while you know you
need to get your own way, so now practice breathing,
try to relax your days of five.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Hey Leo, just because you have trouble believing in something
doesn't make it untrue. Take some time and do your
own research. Your day's a seven Virgo.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Accept where you are and let go of the self
critic within. It will help you get to the next step.
Your day is a six believer on.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Nothing will liberate you more than taking charge. You have
the power to drive your own narrative.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Your day's a nine Scorpio. Move beyond the illusions and
focus on the reality of an issue. It's going to
clear a lot of that mental clutter. Your date is
a seventh.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
And finally, Sagittarius, you mean so much more than you
realize to many people. Never doubt your value. Your days
an eight, and those are your morning horoscopes.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
And by the way, if you ever miss your horoscope,
we post them every day on our Instagram. At Elvis
Durant show.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, wake me up.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
The Morning Show are OnLive.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Elvis duran in the Morning Show show.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay, well, you know straight innate, even though he's a
gentleman in his forties, I guess yeah, okay, he has
a well to be kind, has an old soul okay,
where he uses terminology a lot that's just from another era.
I mean, even before we were all born and maybe
our parents and grandparents. Yeah right, you guys understand what

(13:27):
I'm saying early. Yeah, like let's talk turkey. Yeah, I
said the whole kitten kaboodle yesterday and somebody looking at
what the hell you talking?

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I always see the kitten kaboodle.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, but people don't use it today, these these days,
these kids today, which is another line from I've been
compiling a list, okay, of some I say, obsolete phrases
that are still in a high rotation with straight inite. Okay,
bring them on, ready, it's the bees knees. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh my gosh, Scott, he's wearing his shirt that says.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh my god, when did you spend the night over?
N I got it from his closet, the old rule
T shirt. Okay, so I'll give you that the the phrase,
and of course Grandpa here will give you the definition.
He Also the other day he used the term honky
norries everything's just fine. It's everything's donkey don okay. Another

(14:32):
one he uses especially in conversations with me, because I
repeat myself, Elvis, you sound like a broken record. Broken
records when it just keeps repeating, repeating, repeactly, but repeating.
No what today knows what the record is. Of course,
when Nate gets amorous, he wants to make whoopie yeah,
or the old Holly that's another on the old Pulley Holly.

(14:54):
Never heard of it, okay. Also he the term maybe
you heard it the other day, Danielle, he said, g willackers.

Speaker 15 (15:04):
Yeah, very popular in the fifties. If you watch any
of those old black and white sitcoms, guaranteed one of
the kids.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
What's a whillaker?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
G willickers? Don't know what is? It's just an expression,
she whizz g willickers. Okay. Also the other day he
was yelling at me on the phone. I got mad.
He said, ah, damn it, just hang up the phone. Yeah,
you hang up a phone? Yeah, yeah, Well you know that.
There used to be a cradle. Remember when you had
the ants that you put it on the.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Court and you can slam it down when you were
mad at somebody. That was really satisfying.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah. The vision I get is there's the wall phone
in the kitchen that had the twenty thousand foot long
spiral cord. Hang up the phone, yep. And also when
I get impatient, he always says, Elvis, hold your horses, Yeah, yeah,
hold you you got ants in your pants exactly, and
using the F word. It isn't the F word you're

(15:57):
thinking of. When he gets mad, he says fiddlesticks, so
true to the substitute. If you want to say the
F word, you could say it to say fiddlesticks. Old
school phrases that Grandpa Nate loves to use. He actually
gets a little cosmic and into the sixties and seventies,
and when he's asking if you're loving something, his term

(16:19):
is can you dig it? Can you dig it? Is
it a movie? Baby? When he and Scary went out
to dinner the other night, he got a reservation at
one of his restaurants, Scarce, and can we get in?
And Nate's reply was, oh, you're in, like Flynn? Yes,
Flynn Errol Flynn. Do you know who Errol Flynn was? No,

(16:41):
Errol Flynn.

Speaker 15 (16:42):
Errol Flynn was a very famous actor in the thirties,
and he was so smooth. He betted all the ladies.
So when you were in, you yeah, bet all the ladies.
If you're in, you're in, like Flynn.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh my, look at this guy.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And then at the end of the day the other day,
everyone's saying goodbye, love you see tomorrow. Nate screams out,
see you later, alligator. After a while, and then he
then he got into his car and what did he do?
He burned Robbert what he calls it. It's like pedal
to the metal. That's right. I said that.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
The other day.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
When all of our equipment's blowing up, he throws his
hands in the air, looks to the sky and screams out,
Heavens to Betsy. Everything was on the fritz, I know.
But when things work, he says, Now our wheat stone
board is the cat's me out. Have you heard Have
you heard any of these anyone?

Speaker 6 (17:36):
I have?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Everybody used to use that. I just wonder where they
come from.

Speaker 15 (17:40):
I don't know, you know it just you know, I
spend a lot of time with my grandparents when I
was younger, and I guess they just pulled in their.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Old vernacular, right vernacular. It's like when everything is included.
He says, it's the whole kit and kaboodle kit in
kaboodle watch your high jinks for Pete's sake.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
Yeah, who's Pete?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, Pete? My grandma used to say that for crying
out loud. My mother, my mother's favorite was great day
in the morning. What you're asking when you're asking Nate
how he's doing all fine and dandy?

Speaker 15 (18:18):
Yeah, like sour candy. And how you finished that phrase
finding dandy like sour candy.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
His other phrase, he loves close but no cigar? What
the well? That's that that? You know?

Speaker 15 (18:30):
Where that comes from is when you would win either
a cigar or a qube doll at the fair and uh.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
He's cigars at the fair.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Cup doll, look at a w P I E cpy
dopy dolls have no clothes on.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
The QPI in love now is Japanese mayonnaise qp uh.
And then the other day he got really mad at me,
and he really got I should call it hr when
he told me to put up your dukes yeah, put
them on, put them up, put them to dukes. So
there you go. Some of the favorite phrases we've been
making them from our friend old elderly Nate. My thing is,

(19:09):
why say exactly what it is when you can use
a phrase like that and make it more colorful and fun.
Put up your dukes, Okay, yeah, put them on, put
them on. Well, we little name maker to the face
there without doubt that you are the bee's knees and
you're simply top drawer. Thanks. Yes, scary.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
According to this texter, all people from Eerie talk like this,
laughing so.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Hard of from eerie, Pa really true? Maybe it is true.
I just don't remember it that way. You know, Danielle,
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (19:43):
All right, we're going to talk about Diddy. If you
are not following what's been going on in court. It
all kicked off yesterday. So the opening statements were made
at eight men for women ranging in age thirty to
seventy four sit on the jury. This trial may last
us seven weeks. It could be after the fourth of
July when we actually know a verdict. You can google

(20:05):
a lot of the things that went down and what
they said. But the assistant US attorney Emily Johnson told
the jury that did he operated an abusive empire for
two decades, saying use an inner circle of bodyguards and
high ranking employees to facilitate and conceal crimes from kidnapping,
sex trafficking, drug distribution, and violent assaults. And now today

(20:27):
it looks like Cassie, his former girlfriend, will be taking
the witness stand. She's pregnant. She's due very soon, so
I think that's one of the reasons they want to
get her in and get her out, so we'll see
what happens today. Would be very interesting, but obviously a
lot more going on, so you want to google it,
check it out and see what is happening. Bravo Con
It's coming back to Las Vegas. This year's event is

(20:49):
going to be taking place at Caesar's Forum from November
fourteenth to the sixteenth. Over one hundred and fifty Bravo
celebrities everybody are expected to make an appearance over the
three day we again, fans can expect to have photo
ops in live panels and VIP experiences, and of course
Andy Cohen will be hosting Bravocon Live. I'm sure our
very own Diamond will be there, or at least try

(21:09):
to be there. Tickets will go on sale June sixth
if you want to get your hands on that. So
James Patterson has come out with a new book, and
this one is for all the dads. It is called
the Number One Dad Book, Be the Best Dad You
Can be in one Hour. It came out yesterday and
just like the title says, you should be able to

(21:29):
finish this book in one hour, he says the book
is to help men who just don't know how to
talk about such things with other guys, but they need
someone to talk to. He said, I figured I'd offer
some advice, that's all. And he said this book is
the most important book I have done so far. So
maybe you want to get your hands on that. NBC
is getting a new comedy starring Tracy Morgan and Daniel Radcliffe.

(21:53):
It's The Full and Rise of Reggie Dinkins. It's about
a disgraced former football player who will be played by
so More info on that coming soon. Snoop Dogg teaming
up with NBC once again this year. Snoop Dogg's New
Year's Eve special will be airing live from Miami on
December thirty first. It kicks off ten thirty pm Eastern Time,
and it will be two hours, he says. He promises

(22:15):
it will be fun filled, featuring big performances, surprise collaborations
and more. NBC will then cross promote Part two of
Wicked this November with a live musical special. Ariana Grande,
Cynthia Arribo will all be there. They will perform songs
from the first movie at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles.

(22:35):
Then NBC will telecast the event, which will stream the
next day on Peacock. And of course this will all
take place ahead of the new Wicked movie, which will
be opening. They are making the money off of the
Wicked movie and we just keep paying. And I will
be one of those that just keeps on paying. Season
twenty seven of The Voice hasn't even ended, but NBC
is already looking ahead to season twenty eight. They announced

(22:56):
the coaches for next season, Michael Bublez, Snoop Dogg, Nile Horn,
and Reba McIntyre. So season twenty seven finale will be
airing next Tuesday, and Swifties are convinced that Taylor has
a surprise and store at the American Music Awards now
you know the American Music Awards are shortened to AMAS.
They notice that Taylor's website store offers four options ordered

(23:21):
in such a way to spell out AMA. If you
visit the store now you will see apparelled music accessories sale.
So is she trying to tell some it? I don't know,
but Jennifer Alopez will be hosting the AMAS on Memorial Day,
so I guess we'll wait and see if it does happen. Look,

(23:42):
these swifties are smart. They find those Easter eggs, so
they could be. We'll have to see. So there is
a lot to watch today. The Cleaning Lady is on
just for Scotty Bee. Also this third season finale of
Will Trent, the season finale of The Rookie, You've Got
the Voice on Joan Rivers, A dead funny all star
trip that's going down tonight. Also the streaming premiere of

(24:03):
Novacaine on Paramount Plus, the series premiere of Bad Thoughts
on Netflix, and the series finale of and or Over
on Disney Plus. And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 11 (24:15):
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Speaker 1 (24:19):
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Speaker 3 (25:00):
Hold on, we have an update. We have an update
on the breakfast order controversy, the salad gate. So Abby,
the newest addition to the Elvis Draine Morning Show, waltzed
online like the rest of us, to order breakfast, and
it came out to thirty dollars including the fees, like

(25:24):
forty bucks. It was you're laughing and I hear you.
It was a fifteen dollars smoothie and a twenty dollars salad.

Speaker 16 (25:33):
So I would love to clear this up.

Speaker 17 (25:36):
I would love to defend my Okay, So what happened
was I I was just telling Sam. I didn't think
at the top when we all order, there's a button
that's like submit when done or like notify the order
when you're done. So I thought that before I hit that,
no one can see what I'm doing. And I'm very indecisive,

(25:57):
and so I was like, what am I feeling? Like,
what do I want? And I was gonna only pick one,
but in the meantime, I was like, which one do
I want?

Speaker 16 (26:05):
And I was like, oh, you can see what.

Speaker 17 (26:10):
Like at one point, I think I had like three
things because I was just like, I was pro lousing
my options.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
So you wait, you went in and you you took
out the twenty dollars salad, but that's the fifteen dollars say.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yes, that was my caution.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I really feel that you should know something. Okay, we
are tongue in cheek here, we just kind of f
around with people. We want you to have everything your
heart desire, the whole car dinner.

Speaker 16 (26:39):
Thank you so much, whatever you so kind.

Speaker 17 (26:41):
But I didn't even I truly don't even want it.
Like I was just deciding which one I wanted, and
I just literally thought no one could see what I
did until I hit that submit button. I've learned a
very valuable lesson.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Daniel. Daniel, can you get Andrew? No, No, just yell
for him. There we're going to we're going to insist
that you order a salad to add to your fifteen dollars.

Speaker 16 (27:06):
That is so kind but so unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Would you please force force Abby to order a salad? No,
we're going to force a salad.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Audio, my god, especially when Elvis is paying or three meals?

Speaker 16 (27:17):
Oh my god, I mean, hey, maybe don't stand.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Did they stock up for the week? Does this stup?
Cell Oysters Rockefeller.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Where my mom My mom told me sorry, she once
went to dinner with a friend and they knew that
they were splitting the check fifty to fifty, so they
ordered a lobster for there and a lobster to go. Oh,
because they knew they were gonna have to pay full price.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
So you had dinner with Daniel's mom, Abby, I learned
all of your tricks. Well, look, please go get a salad.
We love you, it's all good.

Speaker 17 (27:48):
Thank you, guys, go get your salad.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
People born before the year two thousand, no so much
more than people born after the year two thousand. Where
ear were you born? Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Never telling before the year two thousand? In the eight
can I say in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
You were born in the nineteen eighties. Yeah, whoa, I know,
I know people born before two thousand. We need to
share our trivial skills that nobody else cares about, things
like an ishe if you're young, you're gonna wonder what
I'm saying. It makes sure you have an old person
with you. When I say old, I mean someone born

(28:31):
after the year two thousand, yeah or before okay, the
late nineteen hundreds, yes, yes, the ability to rewind a
cassette tape using a pencil. Oh yeah, are you with me? Yeah?
Some people aren't. Where ear were you born? Producers him
ninety Okay, so you know these things? Why are you snorting?
You know we're doing a show in here, straight and
age walking through the word snorting.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
I think he's doing his own show.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
What I'm just watching something on YouTube? Okay, okay, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Take people born before two thousand,
we have talent. We can do things like rewinding cassette
tapes using a pencil. If you're born after two thousand,
you don't know what that means. Yeah, it's true. Also,

(29:14):
we use proper grammar and pronunciation.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
No, we don't.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
In punctuation compared to people after the year two thousand. Yes,
I know that's a generalization. But by the way, if
you're born after two thousand, look up the word generalization.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
The all see posts that are just one run on sentence,
and I know that there are four separate thoughts in there,
but I can't really pick it out because there's no punctuation.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
It's not your fault, it's it's your fault. How to
write in cursive? Do we even need that anymore?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I still do it just so people go, what does
that say? Ha? If you're born before two thousand, you
know what it means. How do you use a rotary phone?

Speaker 18 (29:54):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
My gosh, what a pin on the butt?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
That is what I mean. You can't even learn how anymore, right,
because you don't need to know.

Speaker 7 (30:02):
You can get them for like decoration.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
How do you fix a CD that skips? First of all,
who would be using a CD to begin with? Yeah,
how do you fix it?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Can you fix the CD?

Speaker 19 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
You wipe it off? You don't you wipe it off.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
If it's got to scratch your screwg Okay, that's what
he's more thinking.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
How do you get a game cartridge to work by
blowing inside it? Oh yeah, did you ever blow inside
your game cartridge? Okay?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Played games?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Legend of Zelda never worked. It's like, can you parallel
park without using a backup camera? Yeah? Yeah, Well if
you're born in later, you can't programming a VCR? Why
why would we? You know, Scotty Be still uses his VCR,

(30:52):
don't you, Scotty? Yeah, I still have one in my
room just to watch his old porn.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
No, you don't use it to record things?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Do you not to record? But I'll play back.

Speaker 19 (31:01):
I watch old videos from high school and from this
radio station on.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
There right using the word literally correctly.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Oh, that one's spiraled.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
So now that I've made us all look very old,
you're welcome. I don't know. Look, you know this is
not a new phenomenon. There have been things that you
needed to do to survive life that have been falling
off the edge for years. You know, with the invention
of light, for instance, light bulbs, electricity, you don't need
those candles anymore.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Okay, as we have a candle right now? Yeah, I think,
I mean we were talking about this not too long ago.
But millennials, that would be me. Sam, you're a millennial. Yeah,
we are the last generation that ever will have existed
without having social media for our whole lives. And that's
crazy to think about.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Right, you knew what it was like before?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Hell yeah, And I gotta say I loved it. It
was amazing.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I remember when we would do what we're doing now.
We'd sit in a room and talk and talk, and
no one knew what we looked like.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Oh remember that, no one knew what we look like?
How do you get back to that? And we used
to say, don't look, you're not going to be happy,
you'll be disappointed.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Don't meet us, because you'll see what we really look like,
the first carrying up more first dates before they knew
what you look like. There you go, social media. It's
so funny to me. I don't know what, Nate what? Nate?

(32:30):
You know you're producing the show? Are you watching Dukes
of Hazard? I am back to what you were saying,
though sometimes newer is not always better with a rotary
phote or the Dukes of Hazard, that's why we need
that remake of a movie with Jessica Simpson. That was terrible.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
What the Dukes of Hazzard like socially, not all that great.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Well, now, yeah, acceptable, Broggie, were you being dukes of
Hazard fans?

Speaker 8 (32:56):
Everyty single Friday night was on.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
And he was my favorite. He was the deputy about
what about boss Hog? Boss Hog? Wasn't he like the
grand Master of the KKK or something? Yeah? That show
was just not.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Really Confederate flag or something.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm sorry, what's that frog?

Speaker 8 (33:25):
He also wore an all white suit every time he
saw me.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Had he was always eaten, always eating a chicken plate.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Sometimes it's good to leave things in the past. I
just say, Elvister.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Ran in the morning shows, ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
So you know, years and years ago, we used to
have this event that we threw from time to time
called the meat market way before you were here, Gandhi,
long long time ago, before you Nate actually, and so
at these meat markets get togethers, we would meet at
Webster Hall or some other huge place a venue in

(34:05):
New York City, and we would invite people to come
to meet other people, singles, single people, and of course,
you know a couple of married creepers got in there.
But we always wondered, like god, those many years ago,
did they ever work? Did anyone ever meet anyone at
our meat market. We would play games and introduce people

(34:26):
and it was a very fun time. Well that was
years ago. We stopped doing them. The other day, Scary
was on I Think X and he saw a listener
post his entrance badge number on social media from all
those years ago. His name is Joel. We got in
touch with him. You want to meet him? Yeah, here's Joel. Hi, Joel,

(34:48):
Welcome to the show. How are you?

Speaker 13 (34:50):
What's happening? How are we doing?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
We're doing okay? So this is wild. You came to
our meat market at Webster Hall what twenty five years ago?

Speaker 13 (35:00):
Oh yeah. It was a bunch of guys from Hoboken.
We were what what to do tonight? And we will
always listen to you guys, and let's try this meat
market thing out.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
So you show up, you show you your bros. And
you put on your registration, your tag with a big number.
Do you remember what your number was? What umber were you?

Speaker 13 (35:20):
I was number eight fifty five. We were featured in
the catalog because it was a meat market, so they
called it a catalog.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's right, the cattle the catalog.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
It was like a description of you, right, like what
your likes?

Speaker 13 (35:33):
Yeah, I believe I believe you know. It was like
what your what your likes is a mountain, biking and cooking,
and some of my friends had some stuff. I really
can't say, but it was a fun time. It was
definitely cool.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
It was like a pamphlet of Tinder profiles.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yeah, basically all the women would get it when as
soon as they entered the meat market that many people.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Sometimes yeah, sometimes we had we do it outside was
then known as South Street Seaport. We did one there.
That's where Scary yelled at the guy would playing the
game who was using his hands and wasn't supposed to it,
and he started screaming, no hands, no hands, and realized
the guy had no hands. Remember that anyway, So Joel
was there, and so the night starts going. We're up

(36:17):
on stage, you know, being hey, everybuddy, but you met someone?
How did you meet Diane?

Speaker 13 (36:24):
So we were we were dancing and the guys just
hanging out. When I think they I think people still
dance at clubs, but uh, back then, I was wearing
a tag and I believe Scary and Greg and Covey
were giving away a trip to Hawaii, and this blonde
girl walked up to me. He said I want to
go to Hawaii. I said, I'll take you, and then
we just started dancing and that you know, at the
end of the night we had we had a kiss goodbye,

(36:47):
and uh, I just told her not to wait for
three days to call me.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, and then what happened? Tell us more keep going. Then.

Speaker 13 (36:54):
I was so drunk that night, I don't remember what
you look like. So when she came to my apartment,
a hobook and I was praying that he was a
good looking so, you know, I looked over the stairs
when she was coming up to the second floor. It
was like, Oh, thank god.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
This is good. This is good, this is good. Now
you gotta keep in mind this happened. This happened twenty
five years ago. So what did you take Diane to Hawaii?

Speaker 13 (37:18):
We did go to Hawaii, Yeah, we did. We went
three islands and we had a great time and got married.
We have two beautiful children. Yeah, we're going on a
twenty three years of marriage.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Wow, are the kids still living with you? You and
Diane still have the kids in the house or are
they done?

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Now?

Speaker 13 (37:39):
We have two dogs in the house that we are
empty nesters. I have a son gown the University of Florida.
He's a cater and my daughter is at Coastal Carolina,
so Easter and a twenty year old.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Amazing all because of our silly, our silly little meat market.
Look at that. That's awesome. There you go. So I
must assume that more people who met at these have
events got together as well. You know, maybe maybe it
didn't turn out as happy as you guys, but that's
that's crazy. That's how long we've been around, guys, A

(38:08):
long time.

Speaker 13 (38:09):
Yeah, what was the thing when people celebrating anniversaries on
T one? Would you always say and they never had
a fight?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Right, yeah, they never had a fight.

Speaker 13 (38:15):
You never had a fight.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Well, yeah, we stop saying that because we just assumed
that everyone's had Oh yeah, absolutely, can you guys have
a fight?

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Do you blame Elvis?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Oh stop.

Speaker 13 (38:27):
Blame yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, he was the one. He was down in the
pit getting together. Wow, that is so crazy. So any
questions for Joel? This is awesome.

Speaker 15 (38:39):
Did you invite anybody from the show to your wedding?

Speaker 13 (38:44):
I believe Scary was at my wedding?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah, oh you were. We actually became close as a
result of this.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
This is your friend.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
He Yeah. Well, I haven't spoken him in a long
long time.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
He just reached out to us on X that today's
the day. So I haven't seen Joe in years and years.
But I did end up going to his wedding.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I don't know if Greg t went as well, but yeah,
but yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
See, there are good things that have come out of
this awful, awful show.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Do you know that when my parents met, my dad
was drunk and he didn't remember what my mom looked
like either. He found a piece of paper in his
white wallet or something, and he's like, oh, I think
I probably should call this person, and they wound up
calling and then yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way people I know, our friend
of Keita is married to Nita. He met her by
knocking on the wrong door one day. Oh wow, and
now they're married with three kids.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Yeah, there's there's a hope for you.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Can we this this event back?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Oh it was a great event. I think this is
a fantastic idea. Yeah, Joel found the love of his life.
For God, what were gonna say, Joel, was.

Speaker 13 (39:55):
That Vitam was performing? It was that one thing?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh what was that song something about school, remember now
the graduation song. Oh yeah, okay, there you go. See
we had some real clunkers at some of those shows.
I'm not saying she's a clunker. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I just think now's the time to bring it back
because people are lonelier than they've ever been. Everybody complains
about dating apps and how terrible they are, and it's
impossible to find somebody. You just want to know about
that chemistry in your face to face. Now's the time.
Let's do it everything.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
What people have to be able to, you know, to
actually communicate with one another.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Because everyone's always looked at their phones. It's a different time.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Them up in those bags and Elvis.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You may be interested.

Speaker 15 (40:42):
I've found a lot of younger people aren't even trying
the apps. They've already given up on the dating apps.
Wow wow, So they want to just need somebody, like
at a meat market.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Same date dinners. That was so much fun when we
do Oh.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I got look, I got scared doing the blind date
dinners and the meat marks. I was afraid someone going
to take someone take someone on on a date, and
like they they'll find them in a closet dead. So
I was like, thank god, you didn't kill your wife, Diane.
I'm so happy about it.

Speaker 13 (41:10):
No, no, no, no, too much.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Wow. Things have changed so much since then, so maybe
we can try to apply this maybe. You know, the
blank date dinners were interesting some of the but when
you had it on match like we did with these
thousands of people that came to these events, that was
a big thing because it was a lot of freaky too.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Did we even vet anybody back?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Like we didn't?

Speaker 7 (41:30):
I think it was just sign up and show up.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
That's yeah, show up.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Come on, psycho killers, Let's have a party. That's what
it was. Well, Joel, thanks for sharing that with us,
and please give Diane our best and our congratulations to
twenty five years together. And you met at our meat market.
I love that. Thank you, Joel. That's awesome.

Speaker 13 (41:47):
Thank you guys, you're the best.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Have a great day, Take it easy and now gandhi
with the news. What's happening right now?

Speaker 7 (41:54):
All right?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
In a move that has shocked many, the Episcopal Church
is ending a forty year old deal with the feral
government to resettle refugees after it was asked to resettle
white africaners from South Africa. The church said it was
morally opposed to resettling the South Africans, who are within
the wealthiest class in the nation but have been classified
as refugees. In a letter to church members, the presiding

(42:15):
bishops that it crossed the line for the church that
had long been a vocal opponent of apartheid, the policy
of racial separation that governed South Africa and greatly favored
whites for decades. The church will end the resettlement program
by the end of the year. Africaners began to arrive
this week in the US after President Trump declared them
the target of anti white racism. Nate, this one is
for you. Pittsburgh is near the top of the list

(42:40):
as far as cities go for UFO sidings. In Pennsylvania
has the most in the country.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I was just north of there when I was abducted,
so you know.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I saw it.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
I was like, Nate, maybe if he goes back, they'll
take him again.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Maybe you try.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Not yet, Okay, this is well.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Stagger dot com has put together rankings based on numbers
shared by the National UFO Reporting Center at more than
two hundred sightings since nineteen ninety five. Pittsburgh lands at
number two on the list, right behind Philadelphia. Western Pennsylvania
is also home to one of the most interesting cases
in history for a lot of UFO enthusiasts, the alleged
Kexsburg crash of nineteen sixty five. Do you know about this?

Speaker 11 (43:18):
Long?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I have to do my research on that, Okay, Well,
the Kecksburg Volunteer Fire Department has fun with that mythology
surrounding the alleged crash by hosting the UFO Festival each July.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Existing Yeah, I got plans now.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
And now I believe you a little more. See when
it comes to your abduction. And finally, we talk about
it all the time. Karma is real and it appears
as a bitch. She can be so slow acting, but
she can be if you know you're not on the
right side. She appears to have helped a New Jersey
lottery player who's cashing in on a one million dollar
winning lottery. Officials say back on April thirtieth, the player

(43:51):
spotted one hundred dollars bill on the counter at the
Phillipsburg Palmart and Warren County and he turned it into
the stores lost and found. Moments later, he purchased three
how are twenty times tickets with one of the scratch
offs containing the one million dollar prize. Yeah, so he
turned on one hundred dollars Bill, bought a ticket immediately
hit wow. While visiting New Jersey Lottery's offices to claim

(44:13):
the prize. He called the whole scenario a test from God.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday. Listen on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
It's all you scary, Hey, Jamie, good morning. You wanted
to play his phone tap on your mom?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
What does your mom do for a living?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
He's a parking officer.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
She likes to think that she's tough.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
She's not.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
She's so little.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
And because she works in the same town that she
lives in. Sometimes people who get tickets from her track
down your phone number.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yes, they get angry actually, and they want the ticket
taken care of us.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
All right, you start the call and tell hers some
crazy guy who she gave a ticket to somehow got
your phone number at work.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Hello mom?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah, what are you doing? No?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Nothing?

Speaker 6 (45:29):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I have a problem?

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Okay, okay, what's your problem? Some guy keeps calling my
job because you gave him a ticket? You're kidding?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
No, I'm not. He's on my phone now.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
But who is he? Do you know him?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
He said it was Richard Reid.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
How did he get your phone number? Someone must have
told him you get your cell phone number?

Speaker 7 (45:52):
No, Mom, he called my job.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Richard Weed. Yeah, why couldn't you just gone to my house?

Speaker 13 (45:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Conference him?

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Man, I'm gonna be really pissed because I don't even
know who the hell he is.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
All right, let me press the button. Hold on.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Hello Jamie. Yeah, your mom on the phone. Yes I do.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah, who is this?

Speaker 11 (46:13):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (46:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:13):
My name is Richard Wed and I have a blue
BMW that you had ticketed about three weeks ago. Yeah,
and I just wanted to know if I can get
that cleared up. You do work for parking enforcement.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Right, yeah, but like, what kind of ticket was this.
I can't believe you would try to track me down
over a ticket.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Well, you're not listed in the phone book. I had
no choice.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
No, no, you had a choice. You had a choice.
Obviously gave you a ticket for a reason.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I know. But I was calling to complain about that.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Let me tell you something. You do not call my
daughter's job. I need you to hang up. I will
report this to the police department.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Well, first of all, that is harassment what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's really not. I was very polite to your daughter, actually,
but you have.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
My daughter didn't know who you were. My daughter's all
upset right.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Now, Jamie, are you upset right now?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, you're calling me.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
That's sick. She had to cool my husband to get
me off the road to come here to find out
that somebody's colling over a parking ticket.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's the principal behind it, you know.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Well, then I think you know what you should do.
Plead not guilty and see me. No.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
But here's what happens.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
I really think that you should because I like to
tell the judge that you're calling my daughter's work. Do Jamie,
what you hang up.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I'm hanging up, missus Hickey. No, please don't. Please know it.

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Hold on now, listen here, you're gonna hear me out. Okay,
I put my money in the park and pay.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Listen, let me tell you something. I don't do the
parking pay okay, okay, but I don't know why you
got a ticket. But I don't do the park.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Okay, it's ten dollars. It's only ten dollars.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Can you just retract it and then we can have
a nice day and we can all be on that
merry little way.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
I need you to hang up, and Jamie, I want
you to hang up.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
No, I'm so furious.

Speaker 9 (47:52):
What are you get to You have no right to
be angry at me because you take your aggressions out
on people like us because you're having a bad day.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I get a parking ticket.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
You can't call people and harass them.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You cannot know what you do.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
This is not harassment, missus Hickey. Just because you want
to you, I'll tell you in just a second.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Just hear me out. I'll tell you in just a minute. Okay,
hold on a second.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
You guys go around giving Dowt tickets to listen citizens
like myself.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Every single go to.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
The judge say I want to plead non guilty, and
the judge will see you. That's all you have to
do with that ticket. You don't call my house there?

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Yeah, okay, so listen, say my just talk to him. Okay,
just yell a him. Get him off the phone.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh my god, he's gonna she's gonna kick my ass. Hello, mom, Yeah,
where are you on the phone?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Who are the phone?

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Is police department?

Speaker 10 (48:46):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (48:47):
I am serious? I am so serious. Nobody can do
something like that. That's he says. It's aggravated harassment. I
just called the sergeant.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
Wait, listen here, miss, I just want to know why
we just can't set this out of court.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Because I am not the judge, and I don't write tickets.
You just hand them all back. And you had no
business calling my daughter's business. If that was the case,
you could have saw me downtown. I'm not gonna explain again,
but I'll tell you somebody who can explain it to you.
I'll give you his number.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Well, I got a name and phone number for you.
Could you write this down? Yeah, okay. His name is Elvis,
last name is Duran. Your daughter's playing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
That's really a thing to do.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Say hi to your daughter.

Speaker 10 (49:30):
Oh you're gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 19 (49:36):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran. In the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Internal Leilani is here Leilanio Darling. So intern Leilani is
doing that New York City thing looking for an apartment.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
Oh yeah, it's wrong.

Speaker 10 (49:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Look, apartments are expensive everywhere in this fine nation of hours.
But if you're looking for an apartment in New York City,
it's awful. I mean, they have fees and there's extra
extra deposit shift to pay. There's a lot of money.
So how is your apartment hunt going?

Speaker 16 (50:15):
Well, it's been about a month and a half.

Speaker 18 (50:17):
My criteria, I feel like, is not that hard, but
a fair criteria. Okay, so it's me and my girlfriend
one bedroom, somewhere near twenty to twenty five hundreds.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
You're gonna be living in the Bronx. No, hold on,
you're not even gonna be living in the Bronx. Hold on,
hold on. Okay, So one bedroom, but what neighborhood? Because
that makes a big difference.

Speaker 18 (50:43):
Well, I like like choosing Ditmas Park right now, So
I like that area prospect Lefforts Garden somewhere park side,
maybe right facing the.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Park at parks and two more thousand from the parks.
I guess. So you're looking to pay two to twenty
five hundred a month in New.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
York City here the park. You know what that's going
to be infested with if you pay that? Oh yes,
seven other roommates.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
That's the only way to do it.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Okay. So so you've been looking around, So did you
find anything that was twenty or twenty five hundred a month?

Speaker 18 (51:17):
Well, okay, I found a lot and we applied for
a lot, but we've had some issues with our guaranteurs.
At first, I asked my grandpa and then he was like,
I'm only going to say yes if you get that
guy to call me and explain everything to me what
I need to send, and then I'm not going to
send it. I'm going to talk to my accountant, who

(51:39):
is then going to only send two of the things.
He was like, I'm not showing my tax Well you're
not going to get the apartment, oh yes?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
And I was like, in your city. If you don't
help out it immediately, you don't even have time to think.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
You just have to do it right there.

Speaker 16 (51:51):
Yeah, I asked the broker once. I was like, would
you be willing to call my grandpa?

Speaker 18 (51:54):
I can call him right now, And the guy went no,
and I had to walk out.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Okay, So so you did find it? Apartment for twenty
five hundred a month?

Speaker 16 (52:01):
It was it was well, it was two thousand a month.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (52:05):
It was off of park side of the BQ stop.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Okay, so we got a train there. That's good.

Speaker 16 (52:10):
Yeah, and we put the deposit down and then so this.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Is where it adds up. So's it's you said twenty
five a month deposit was how much?

Speaker 18 (52:18):
The deposit was two thousand and then the broker fee
was thirty five hundred broker fee.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah, okay, happens. So this is what you have to
lay out immediately. Well, so did you do it?

Speaker 18 (52:30):
So we put the first deposit down just to take
it off of like street easy and stuff. And then
they waited a week to tell us we don't trust
you guys because you're in college still, so we're not
going to do with you.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Well, I think when you tell the broker to talk
to your grandpa. Some alarms go off.

Speaker 14 (52:51):
Well, yeah, are.

Speaker 15 (52:53):
Even even outside of her situation being a broke college student.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Fans no, no, I work here.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, lofty gulf. She wants to live in a near
a park. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (53:02):
But for anybody in New York City to get an apartment,
good luck are That's why they have these broker fees, right,
And it's usually I think they calculated what ten.

Speaker 16 (53:12):
Of the year see of the yearly right now, A.

Speaker 15 (53:14):
Lot of money honestly up to the brokers sometimes and
based on how many people are looking at it. That's
basically what Determan says gets that money in there.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
First, as you listen to this, and you're maybe having
dreams about moving to New York City because they say
everyone should live here at least for one year out
of their life. And yeah, then you can go back
to where iver you want to live. But this is
just one of the many things you got to remember.
And living in the city, not only is it very expensive,
is a pain. They has to live here, You have
to get around, you have to like hope no one

(53:45):
slashes your faces.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Good.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah, So so now you're looking for an apartment again.

Speaker 18 (53:53):
Back on the websites and running around. If anyone has
any leads, take them.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I have something that I want to I'll share it
with you because I have to double check that they're
still up and running. But there was a guy that
I met when I first moved here, and he worked
for a company that found apartments in New York City
and didn't charge your brografee. All they wanted you to
do was post on Instagram about them, and he took
me to a bunch of different places and I ended
up living in Jersey City instead. But it might help you.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
I used him.

Speaker 18 (54:28):
Yes, that was also part of it, to post on Instagram.

Speaker 16 (54:32):
Sleep with them?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You know, I hate to.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Pull out this card, but should maybe tell them about
your affiliation with the Elvis drand morn show.

Speaker 18 (54:41):
You well, you best believe I declare this as my
source of income.

Speaker 16 (54:45):
Has yet to help.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Oh, you put it on there like I send it.

Speaker 16 (54:49):
I put it like here's my pay slips.

Speaker 18 (54:51):
I work at the ovistaurant in the morning shows.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
See that's embarrassed. This is why I don't want people
to do that, because when you play the Elvis Rand
Morning Show employee card and they say no, thank you. Right,
that's so degrading.

Speaker 15 (55:05):
So what I will say is this, because we had
this conversation years ago when I first moved to New
York City, Are you willing to make some concessions in
the apartment so that you could get a cheaper price?
Because I got a sixth floor walk up, which was
I believe three hundred dollars cheaper than something on a
lower floor, because nobody wanted to walk up six flights
of stairs everything.

Speaker 16 (55:24):
See, I I've got plenty of concessions.

Speaker 18 (55:26):
I don't need laundry, I don't need I just need
one window, at least I don't.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I don't need windows. The company is called Lofty Loft. Yes,
try lofty because they really he was awesome.

Speaker 18 (55:40):
Good to know, Yeah, good to know. Yeah, I'm making
concessions left and right. I don't I'll have a pet rat.
I'll do about the park. You're gonna have a pet
rat is not even necessarily just it's the train line.

Speaker 16 (55:52):
I need to be near a train.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Oh, I got an idea. You have an extra room
in your apartment? No, no, no, no, have an extra room. Yeah.
So I remember when I first moved moved to New
York City. I got a place in the village on
Thompson Street. I mean, you're in the middle of the village, right,
Greenwich Village, New York City's where I was. And that
was a microscopic dot of an apartment. It was built

(56:17):
in the post war, meaning the walls are so thin
you can hear the heartbeat of the neighbor. And I
got a note in my door wace from the lady
next downstairs. She said, please don't walk across your floor
after ten pm because it makes so much noise. I'm
trying to sleep. So I said a note back, saying, well,
unless you can gift me with a magic carpet to

(56:39):
get across my my apartment, yeah, to go to the bathroom.
It ain't happening New York City. It's tough to live here.
It's supposed to be it's supposed to be expensive. It's
supposed to be a pay in the ass. But that's
why you do it. Just toughen you up, figure it out.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
You can do it tough.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Look.

Speaker 15 (56:58):
I remember one apartment I looked that I walked in.
The guy that had lived there previously was still moving
his stuff out. But I'm standing there with the broker
and and uh talking to the broker, and I asked, do.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
You mind if I talked to the guy that's moving
up And he kind of.

Speaker 15 (57:13):
Just rolls his eyes and he says, go ahead. So
I said, hey, any problems with living here? He goes, well,
there's a huge water bug problem.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Which are those big cockroaches? And as soon as he
said that done, I'm out.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
But for two grand for the two of you, it's
like the water. How about something like Staten Island. You
can probably get something good in Staten Island.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
For that, I get seasick.

Speaker 16 (57:40):
I can't take a boat. I can't afford a car.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Okay, So again, if you want to move to New
York City, just take note.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Have you thought about Newark? Newark? You can take like
Busser trying to.

Speaker 16 (58:01):
I'll fly into JFK every morning.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
The department your park a Triller Port.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
There are some dancy trailers, man, I don't know, right
next to the park, the park ingross.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Well, good luck, Lenie, thank you for you Yo, I'm
gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1 (58:45):
Ellis ter Uran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
All right, Danielle, let's get into the Danielle Report. It's
all you. All right.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
So Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shallamey recently made their Red
Carpet debut. We know that it's a big step in
the relationship. And now it's sorts of saying that they're
practically living together, that he stays at her house a lot,
and I mean that just makes sense that that would
be the next step.

Speaker 9 (59:06):
Right.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
This is according to US weekly Maga sine.

Speaker 11 (59:08):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
So today in France, Mission Impossible Final Reckoning opens at
the can Film Festival. It's followed by the first movie reviews,
which have been embargoed until today, so we'll see. Early
tracking numbers suggest that three hour Final Reckoning will earn
over Memorial Day weekend at least eighty million dollars. Now,
remember it is three hours, which means you have to

(59:30):
go pee, go potty, get your snacks before you sit
down and watch it, because you may not make it
to the end of the movie.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Right, Oh, it is so long to be sitting.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
That is a long movie, that is. But sometimes at
the movie is that good you don't realize it and
it just kind of flies by. So we'll see if
that happens. So, Tory Lanes was hospitalized after being stabbed
in the prison yard yesterday morning, fourteen times in the
back the tour so the back of the head and
the left side of his face. It also claims that
both his lungs were collapsed and he was placed on

(59:59):
a breathing machine. But he's now breathing on his own.
Apparently he is in good spirits despite the pain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
He is serving a ten year sentence for shooting Megan
the Stallion in the foot outside of Hollywood party in
the summer of twenty twenty. But he's behind bars and
releasing a new album this summer. Everyone, so that is
on the way.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
I don't understand how you can release an album while
you're in personal never get.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
I don't know. Okay, it is a designer. Did he
record it before did he record it while he was there?
I don't know. The Office sequel series, The Paper has
officially gotten its premiere window. The news show will hit
Peacock in September. A first look photo is out and
the Paper is set in the same universe as The Office,
featuring the documentary crew that followed around dunder Mifflin in

(01:00:43):
the original series. The crew now follows a Toledo newspaper,
the Truth Teller, and the publishing company is trying to
revive it. So that's the storyline. Will it be as
good as The Office? You can't get away with what
The Office got away with?

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
No way, So I'm not I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
I know, we wish it the best.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Is it gonna be on network TV? Or is it
a Netflix thing?

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
They might be able to let me see, I don't know, Okay,
gotta look and see. I don't even know where it's
gonna be. Let's talk about Madonna. She's getting a series,
a mini series rather than a feature film. Netflix bought
Madonna together with a producer and a director from Stranger Things,
and they're going to develop and they're going to give
us this new project. Now, if you remember, she was
supposed to have a biopic from Universal, but as of

(01:01:27):
now that's been scrapped. Julia Garner was attached to that
will she be attached to the new one on Netflix?
I don't know yet, but there's some you know, discussion
that is a possibility, So we'll see. What are we
watching the third season finale of Will Trent on tonight?
You've also got the Rookie the Voice Joan Rivers, a
dead funny all star tribute that's going down tonight. You've

(01:01:48):
got Novacane on Paramount Plus, Bad Thoughts on Netflix, And
don't forget, it's a series finale of and or Over
on Disney Plus. And that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
So I experienced firsthand phoductivity this weekend. So is it faux?

Speaker 11 (01:02:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Okay, you look busy, but you're not my life. What
I called an airline to make some sort of a
complicated uh reservation for three of us traveling and from
different airports and that so I knew it would take
a little while. Uh you know how your phone will
tell you you've been in this call for so many minutes

(01:02:26):
fifty eight minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
But I must say I really enjoyed her. She was
very nice. But she did this thing that Nate has
said before he thinks is could be a scam. She
kept saying, oh, I'm so sorry, my computer is so slow,
and she's you know, and she said, you know what,
I don't know what's going on. I'm gonna have to
reset my computer and just start over. And so Nate's

(01:02:50):
philosophy in this, maybe it's my theory. This photuctivity. Is
there just stretching the clock. Yeah she did. She did
say to me after fifty eight minutes, so she said,
look at that. It's two minutes till the top of
the hour, and you're my last call all the day.
Thank you so much. This was a lot of them,
a lot of fun.

Speaker 15 (01:03:06):
This is my theory, right. I don't think these people
get paid per call. I think they get paid per hour.
So I've called the irs, I've called you know stores,
I've called different organizations. They all have a problem with
their computer and the system. So my theory is that
they just want to milk the clock and at least
talk to somebody that's somewhat pleasant.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
So they'll stretch it. They'll be having a.

Speaker 15 (01:03:28):
Problem like, oh, uh, my mouse, something wrong with my mouth,
I don't working. We have to reset the router and
kept on for one second.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
See, I would think I would think it was because
they can't figure out what you need and so they
need more time. So that's how they stall by saying, oh,
my computer's not working right it need you know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
See, I would think it was a plan to get
you to hang up the phone and get rid of
whatever your problem was. Because you keep me on the
phone for an hour, probably twenty minutes into it. I'm like,
I don't think this is that important anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Right, Well, all of the above, or maybe none of
the above. But she she was delightful. I enjoyed my
time with her, But maybe so My theory is she
was having so much fun as with me as her
favorite customer to day, she wanted the call to last
until the end of her ship.

Speaker 15 (01:04:13):
Yeah, maybe that was it, because you got to think
these people probably talk to some real a holes, So
when you get somebody nice on the phone, you want
to drag it out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
You punish the nice people.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I don't think it'd be well, I guess I'm being
punished if they're taking it. I mean, it would have
been nice to have a few more days moments in
my day. Yeah, sure, why not? She was great, lovely.
I enjoyed my time with her and all all of
the planes were reserved and all the seats are assigned, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
We're not solved what you were trying to figure out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yes, okay, yeah, I think thirty less minutes would have
been better.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Just fine. Yeah, but look.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
If you work in a call center or whatever, just
text us at fifty five one hundred. Are we way
off on this week? We're just making assumptions. It's all
hypothesis and an assumption. Uh, they're saying a lot of
people are texting and saying, no, the computers are slow,
they are the worst. The infrastructure for these computers is

(01:05:07):
so old, over twenty years old. Let's talk to Tara
online nineteen. We'll see what's going on. Hello, Tara, how
are you?

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Is it Tara or Tara? Don't I want to say
it correctly.

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
It's Tara. Good morning everyone, how are you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
We're doing great? So do you work in a line
of work where you have to rely on computers a
lot with customer service?

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
Yes, and a lot of times feel cool and they'll say, oh,
I'm looking for this or I'm looking for that, and
I have absolutely no idea what they're looking for, so
of course it's oh, I'm so sorry. My computers really
slow today. Oh I'm sorry, my system just went down.
I need to log back in, and meantime, I'm just
trying to find out what the hell they're looking for.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Okay, hey, I was wow, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
You're right, Danielle, Thank you all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
That could be the case. I know, the lady with
me in the airline yesterday, I really felt like it
was giving her hell. The computer was giving her a
little grief. I don't know, you know, but only you know.
And so let me ask you this, Tara Whyle. We
have you here. I don't know exactly what. I guess
the retail ordering of some sort you're working with. You
don't have to say the name or anything, but.

Speaker 10 (01:06:22):
No, Actually I work for a freight forwarder, importing and
exporting commercial merchandise commercial good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Okay. Do you find that the people you come in
contact with on the phone are generally nice? Were they bad?
I mean, is it fifty to fifty or how's that
roll with you in your career?

Speaker 10 (01:06:43):
It's fifty fifty, It's fifty fifty summer nice summer.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Hell, Because I always feel bad for the people on
the other end, because it's not your fault that we're
going through this. You're just trying to find a solution,
and I feel like you know that you can't control
what happened. It's not you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Yeah, there's a text coming through now. I used to
work at a call center. We used to manipulate the
hell out of the system to avoid taking calls at all. Oh,
that's nice. That is phote activity. Well, thank you, Tara,
and thank you for listening to us. We sure to
appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:07:19):
Thank you, guys, have a great day. I'm huge, huge fan.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Oh, thank you, thank you very much. You have a
great day too. I have one more called Luis Lewis
rather online twenty works in an IT call center. Hi Lewis,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 12 (01:07:33):
Hello lady, Hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
So what do you what are you noticing? From your
your point of view?

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
So I worked for one of the biggest internet providers
in the nation and I worked in their call center
and it's fifty fifty. It's either their system is super
old and they just don't want to pay the money
to upgrade it to the newest generation, or you know,
you just want to kill time because you don't want
to keep getting yells out or get the next custom.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
That's awful that people yell at you. You know, I
hate that they do that with you, Lewis. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:08:05):
I used to work out in you know, a code
red system down company basically where like let's say, if
the radio went down, you would call us because the
internet was down on your location, and you would get
servers backed up on the crowd.

Speaker 20 (01:08:15):
Up and running.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
And those people, even though we were trying to help them,
were the worst, always angry, and everyone's that are happy
when there's a code right situation.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Well, I'll tell you this, whenever I have a problem
with my internet at my house, there's no one. You
can't get a person on the phone there. I mean
you have to jump through all sorts of fiery hoops
to get a live person. It's all automated and AI
and anyway, Lewis, God be with you, and thank you
so much for what you do. We appreciate you guys.
Thank you. What's up there, Scotti B.

Speaker 19 (01:08:45):
So back in the day, I worked in a call
center when I lived in Iowa, and the calls would
come in so fast and furious. I would put them
on hold and I would just say, let me get
that information for you. I would hold on and I
would transfer them to another center. So it looks like
I got the call and I took care of it,
and my quota was was huge.

Speaker 13 (01:09:01):
I did.

Speaker 19 (01:09:01):
They promoted me to supervisor the entire center. You walk faster,
it's such great call volume. But I just you know,
belled onto somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, scary. Different times where I was trying to complain
to customer service and I accidentally got hung up on.
I'm just wondering if yeah about that. Is that Is
that really an accident or was it time?

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
I don't know, is it a coincidence or did they
just be like, I'm just gonna drop this bastard.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, well, look if they have really bad equipment in
there anyway, that can easily just blame it on that
and then just move on with their day. More sorry, more, more,
More and more people are texting in Danielle saying that
the computers they were using are trash. They're they're just
really that bad. Hold on, hold on you you want,
iHeart to help them find.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Will ever connect?

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
I just think like when people say that you were
yelling at customer service, like, don't you think you get
more with kindness? Especially with that, they're going to be
more willing to try and find a solution for you
if you're nice than if you're a nasty a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Seriously, I agree. Finally we've got a frog. You what's up? Frog?

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
We had a computer problem here the other day in
Jack's and I'd call our help desk and they're like,
what operating system are you on? They showed me how
to go find it. The computers that I'm using right now.
I am not making this up. We're on Windows seven,
which was put out in October of two thousand and eight,
the system that we are working on right now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
All right, Yeah, they're just waiting for it to turn twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Yeah, that's even you know, better than the iPhone that
I have, because you know me with my iPhones, I
don't upgrade very often.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
No iPhone six. I also must assume as far as
these call centers go, a lot of people moved out
of the big offices and they moved into their homes.
They can do all of that at home, so you know,
they're just kind of a slave whatever they have in
their house. I don't know how it works, but geez,
iHeart computers. In what you're twenty nine eight. He'sa eight

(01:11:11):
October eight. Oh my god, so much happening today. Let's
get into the latest news from Khandi. What's going on
all right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior is
going viral for taking his grandkids swimming in a well
known and dangerously contaminated DC creek.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
He I don't know who saw the pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I did not.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
He and his group were hiking in DC's Dumbarton Oaks
Park on Mother's Day when they decided to take a
dip in Rock Creek. Photos posted on his social media
account have gotten more than a million views. The National
Park Service, however, warns visitors to stay out of the
creek due to elevated bacteria levels. There are signs posted,
and the city has actually banned swimming there since nineteen
seventy one, not just because of the bacteria, but also

(01:11:53):
to protect the environment there. There is still no deal
yet between the union and New Jersey Transit, with strike
looming for Friday if a deal is not reached on wages.
Engineers are threatening to walk off the job this Friday,
and what would be the state's first transit strike in
more than forty years. If that strike comes to fruition,
additional buses would be able to accommodate about twenty percent

(01:12:15):
of train commuters. So people are being urged to work
from home if they can. However, in the meantime, New
Jersey Transit is canceling train and bus service to MetLife
Stadium Thursday and Friday for secure concerts. So if you
were planning to go Uber start, Oh, such a mess
getting in and out of there. Good luck everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
If you are attending and that's expensive to Uber too,
it is great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Yeah, it's just it's gonna be chaotic. Hopefully they work
something out. Fingers crossed. And finally, the NBA Conference semifinals
are continuing to heat up. The New York Knicks took
a commanding three to one series lead over the ragning champion,
the Boston Celtics. I'm happy, you're happy, scary. A lot
of people here very happy. Out West, the Minnesota Timberwolves
took their own three one series lead in a one

(01:12:57):
to seventeen, one to ten takedown of the Golden State
Warriors in San Francisco. The action continues on with a
pair of Game fivees today in the East, the Indiana
Pacers are aiming to close out their series win with
an over the top seeded Cleveland Cavaliers. And in the West,
the Yoklahoma City Thunder plan to host the Denver Nuggets
with the series tied at two games apiece. And those

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Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
It ran in the Morning Show, Did you hear.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
About the guy that went on a Hinge date? Did
you read this Gandhi? This guy went on a Hene date.
He meets her own line and says, hey, meet me out,
let's go let's go. She shows up and brings a
friend to the date for dinner, and she and the
friend sat there across the table from the date and
ordered lobster and steak, both of them servant. Oh, so

(01:14:31):
what did he do? He dined and dashed. He said,
screw you. He just left him there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
And he felt bad. He called the manager of the
restaurant and said, I just want to let you know
what happened. You know, I was on a date, never
met her before. She brought a friend and they started
ordering the most expensive stuff on the menu. So I
just left. So I just wanted to, you know, let
me know if you need to come back and pay.
He said, well, the bill was paid. They didn't pay.
They found another guy in the restaurant. Can you imagine

(01:15:08):
ago it happened? What? Hold on? Scary? What would this
happen to you? Yes, I was dating.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
I was on match dot com and I met someone
and and we had some great conversations. We specifically explicitly
said we were gonna meet for dinner, the two of us,
and she brought a friend to dinner, and I'm like,
look at this, These chowhounds are gonna eat off of
my dime.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
This shucks.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
And that was the first and only date. But I'm like,
I just got had, I got used for dinner and
do that?

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Did you say anyway and dish?

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
You should have run out the door. You should have
gone to the manager and said, hey, I'm gonna pay
for my part of the bill. I'm happy. Yeah, I
felt so stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Well why couldn't you say to her, Hey, I'm gonna
pay for you because we're on a date, but I'm
not paying for her.

Speaker 9 (01:15:57):
That's a great question. But to me someone, you're just
you're freeloading. You're just in it for the dinner at
that point, and that's not cool. You didn't even give
me any warning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Hey, do me a favor, masterpiece theater? What do you have?
It's now time for us to act this out now,
Gandhi and Danielle. Danielle, I'm going on a date with you,
and I want you to invite Gandhi. Hey, this guy
invited me to dinner. It's now time for acted out theater. Okay,

(01:16:26):
all right, So hey, Danielle never met you before. I
thought we could run down to the last remaining red
lobster and have a little dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Oh great, I love those biscuits.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
All right, Oh, you have another call coming in. Okay,
I'll meet you at dinner at seven o'clock. Okay, I'll
see you there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Okay, call comes through. It's Gandhi, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Hello, Hey Danielle, what are you getting into today?

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:16:49):
I met this guy and he's a little suspicious and
he wants to take me to the Red Lobster and
I don't know, maybe, I don't know, maybe has some money.
I don't I mean, not that we're going to the
lobstay private doesn't have money. But I'm just saying, let's,
you know, maybe we can both go together and like,
you know, get some food out the guy. What do
you think?

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
I think this sounds like a day full of surfing turf.
We should definitely go, I mean drinks.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
I have now no interest in this guy whatsoever. We'll
just take him for everything, how about that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Okay? All right, okay, okay, time, Yes, does this really happen?

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Are there are there people out there that are so
slimy and crappy they would say, hey, come with me,
let's get some dinner out of this guy? Break and rude?
Are you people.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
You don't think single ladies are single people who are
struggling and were like trying to feed, you know, try
to get their next meal.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Well they're hungry, yeah, I know. But what was the
term people would use if you go on a date
just to get free dinner? It's uh, we used to
use this whole the time. Ah uh dinner? Yeah, Okay,
to think it through now, I know. But even if
you do have money to bank, you do, there are
there are people that do this just to kind of
just scam people. And I hate people like that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I have so many friends that used to just swipe
for dinner. That's what they would say they were doing.
They're like, I don't know, I feel like I want
to have a nice dinner tonight. Let's find a date.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
And did you think that was okay? Your friends? Well,
I used to.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Laugh at them and call them trifling all the time,
because that's ridiculous. You can, I mean, scamming somebody out
of dinner acting like you want to go on a
date is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
I'm scary when that that girl you met on whatever
showed up with a friend, you should have just said no, yeah,
I'm not doing this. I couldn't.

Speaker 9 (01:18:30):
It was already too late, and I was just too
much of a gentleman at the time that that was
my get walked on era.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
You're being a gentleman to people who are not being ladies.
I used to there's my doormat, era.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
And can you imagine if it was the other way around,
Like if I met up with some guy and he
brought another male friend with him, I would be uncomfortable
and feel unsafe in that scenario, Like what was happening here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I was so upset, scary. Maybe those two maybe those
two girls were working on a three way for you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
But scarry, you said that this has happened before with
other things like concerts and stuff where the person used
you to get tickets.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Right, Yeah, that's that's all old that's all like water
under the bridge, old school stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
I don't do that anymore. All right, Well, here we go.
Let's let's just keep an eye out for that. If
you show up at the restaurant and your date you
made online as someone else walk out the door, say no,
you deserve better than that. I mean, come on, Oh,
was it Reddit? Is that where I saw this article
that you saw Danielle the celebrities you find suspicious.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
I know it was a thread, was it Reddit? Might
have been, Yeah, I don't know. There was a thread
online talking about Yeah, these different celebrities, some of them
I agree with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Right, So there's this thread online that Danielle and I
were talking about where people are talking about other quote
unquote good celebrities, but they're suspicious of them. Most of
these they're just vibes on actual proof. It's just kind
of a silly list of who so stars may or
may not be who they seem to be.

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
So the one that we know is not well, first
of all, the one that we know is not true
is Michael Bubley because it's aid some say he isn't
as cool and calm as he lets on. Dude, Michael
Boublay is what you see is what you get, if
at least in our world, maybe behind the scenes, but
he's always so nice and he's just he's never takes
himself too seriously. He's out to have a good time.

(01:20:22):
He just that's how he is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
You know what he could be with Michael Bouobley. Yeah,
his performance is black tie and tuxedo with an orchestra
behind him. You'll singing songs that are like classics from
the nineteen forties, fifties and sir, and then when he's
got his tuxedo off, he's wild. I mean he's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Yeah, he's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
So maybe they're seeing two sides to him, but neither
side is suspicious. I don't think Gandhi. I mean he's great.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
I think he's way cooler than people probably think he is.
But I wouldn't call him cool and calm. I don't
call him calm.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
He very frantic. Yeah, yeah, in a fantastic way. Okay,
so all this list, who else is there?

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
Rachel Ray is on there? Some people say she seems fake.
One person said she might be a terrible person, but
at least she can't cook. Is that a joke?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
That joke she can cook? And I see, we've had
different experiences with Rachel Ray. I every time I've been
around Rachel, she's been extremely cool. Yeah, but you you
didn't agree with that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
Well, it was just back in the day when we
first met her. A lot of the women who were
on the show thought that she was more responsive to
the men than the women, that she wasn't really paying
attention to the ladies as much as the guys. And
that's it the wrong way with a couple of people.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Okay, but I think she's great.

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
She could have changed, she could be different now, I
mean have We haven't seen her in so long, so
who even knows?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
All right, So some people think Rachel Ray is a nice,
good celebrity, but at the same time they're a little suss. Okay,
who else is on the list? I like the next one?

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Ryan Seacrest is on this list.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Guy about it?

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
Well, do you see what they say about him?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
We'll go ahead and read that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
One person said he has a well in his basement
and a yard full of buried bones. I can feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Okay, So I don't know. We've heard great things about Ryan.
We work with him, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
I mean, anytime I've ever met Ryan, he's been very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
He's always in his God. He has his Ryan Seacrest
studios and children's hospitals across the country, and he does
good things. But for some reason, and maybe he likes it,
people are suspicious. Yeah, all right, go ahead.

Speaker 18 (01:22:35):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Gwyneth Paltrow on the list because people seem annoyed by her.
And one person said, I mean, what do you think
the Goop is made from. So yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I mean, I don't feel I don't feel
like I've ever heard she's not a nice person. That
she's not, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I don't know. Maybe it's because we don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
What do you think, Gandhi, I'd agree with that one.
I don't know anything about her. I've never had any
encounter with her. I'm just going solely based on some
of the interview clips that we've seen and some of
the products that she promotes. I don't know what's going
on over there, but it's something weird.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
She might be high maintenance, though, I think maybe because
I mean, on Goop, everything is so expensive and stuff
you really can't afford, So maybe she's more of a
high maintenance type person.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
You just think about her skiing into that guy on
vacation and then she tried to sue him for ruining
her time, and I just find that fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I forgot about that. I forgot about that, all.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
Right, all right, okay, okay. Jack Nicholson, they say his
image has softened over time, but there are people who
are still creeped out by his scandals in the seventy,
including his association with Roman Polanski. So yeah, okay, yeah,
so there's that one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
I believe the next one, Danielle has an opinion about
the next person, who seems very suss.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Yeah. So Adam Levine is on the less Some people
believe he may have sold his soul to the devil
for his fame, or maybe the cost was just his
questionable tattoos. So oh, we have all well, I know
I have. And Elvis has had some contact with Adam
Levine over the years, and Adam Levine loves Adam Levine.
Let's just say that. And he told me once Can

(01:24:13):
I say what he told me once we were doing it.
We were doing an interview and it was he and
I and I was telling him how much I loved him.
I was the biggest Adam Levine fan. Years ago, I
had seen him on SNL. I went to the studio everything,
and I said, Oh my gosh, I can't wait for
your new stuff to come out. This and he said this,
I could poop on the floor, but he didn't say
poop and you'd love it something like that. And I

(01:24:35):
was like what because as basically saying that, I was
so obsessed with everything that he was doing. And that
was the day I stopped loving Adam Levie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
There you go, and I remember I stopped. I remember
the day I stopped loving him as well. And keep
in mind this list and admittedly so these are just suspicion,
suspicious thoughts. I mean, there's no proof in most of
these people that they are bad people except for Adam.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we got to move. We only
have two minutes, Okay, Chip and Joanna Gaines. One person
said on their show, once Chip found a dead old
cockroach to put it in his mouth to be funny,
and that's all the evidence they need. Trauma that I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
Jimmy Fallon. People think his persona comes off as fake
and forced. See, I don't. I don't agree with that either.
I feel like anytime we've seen Jimmy, he's always Jimmy.
He's always cool and nice.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
But just listen, I guess compile from people who definitely
have never met him, and they're making these assumption. Ja's
always been cool with us. We're gandha you agree with that?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
I love him so much. I think he's been again
beyond cool with us. He remembers people's names and he
treats them. Yeah, I always keep in my pocket. Though
people are very kind to us, I wonder how they
are with everybody else. No, Jimmy, I think Jimmy's kind
to everybody. But I yeah, wonder.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Yeah, I find Jimmy to be an everyday guy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:54):
Okay, moving on this this next one. We've also had
an interaction with Jonah Hill. Some people said that the
way he interacts with other people makes them uncomfortable. Whatever
that means. Jonah Hill, when we interviewed him at one point,
he was not the easiest person to interview the same.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Yeah, we've heard that from a lot of people. Okay,
the next one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Will Smith, and then they just wrote this one seems obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Okay, the next one, mister Bees.

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
It says no one seems to have anything specific to
hang these suspicions on, other than it's unsettling that he's
done too many good things. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
That's a weird reason to be suspicious that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
It is someone and really has done so many good
things for so many people, So I don't know. And
the last one is weird Al Yankovic, which is weird.

Speaker 9 (01:26:37):
But no, no, no, he's just gonna I've been facing
several times.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
He's he's the nicest.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Guy ever around. Again, I want to see if you
guys want to have him on the show.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
No, no, he's suspicious. We can't have him on.

Speaker 11 (01:26:53):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
I just okay, that's allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
I don't think any of us can vounce for anybody.

Speaker 14 (01:27:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
We only know our short limited experience with people, and
that's great. But we say all the time, you know,
somebody tells you I'm a bit, believe them. If somebody
tells you I'm the nicest person, believe them.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
So I don't know one of this list, though, Gandhi,
I gotta say, Michael Buble to me is the one
I can told. I can think I can vouch for.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
I would want to vouch for Michael and Jimmy. I
would love to, but I have my limited experience with them.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Oh you know, we have a last minute entry here
on the text messages in a garden.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Haven't we heard? Haven't we heard?

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Yeah, we've heard some very very awful things about her,
but she still is my favorite. When I need to
find a recipe for anything, I go to in a
garden online first before anyone else. So there's that. So
there you go. We're suspicious. Yes we don't, but we
don't know why that is so us right, good morning,
good morning. You remember when you were in school and

(01:27:57):
you would go on school trips, Oh yeah, yeah, and
of course you'd knowing you you'd have to have chaperone. Yes,
we did.

Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
My dad was a chaperone on one of our trips
to the Historical Society and he lost a kid and
he was not allowed to chaperone anymore. It was just
in a different group. He joined up with a different group.
But because my dad didn't give a damn, he was
looking at all the historical stuff and was so into.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
It, so happy ending the kid is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
My family went to Israel for a trip with like
a group and my mom said that she wishes there
was a chaperone because they lost my father and could
not find him, and so they were like, we probably
could have used the chaperone, especially you know, the older generation.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
My trips were boring compared to these. All right, let's
go talk to Renee. Now. Let me pull Renee up here. Renee, Hello, Renee,
Welcome to the show. How are you good things? Well, look,
I know that you're chaperoning a middle slash high school
drama club field trip. Uh, here we go. Where are
you taking the kids?

Speaker 20 (01:28:58):
We're going to the city city and we're going to
see the Broadway Museum.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Good, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
A cool trip.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Well, it seems cool unless you're a chaperone and your
kids are monsters. Have you chaperone a trip before Renee?

Speaker 10 (01:29:13):
Yes, they have.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Okay, so so you have experience with this this crazy feet.
Have you ever experienced any issues or problems with these kids?

Speaker 20 (01:29:24):
I would say that the biggest issue was last year
getting lost in Central Park.

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
Oh that's easy to do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
But so you got separated from the kids and they
were lost or you were lost and they were fine.
What would happened?

Speaker 20 (01:29:40):
No, we booked into small groups and trying to find
the Central Park zoo and we couldn't find the Central
Park zookes.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Well, but do you find it? It's it's there. They're
not moving it, you know. But when we were going
on school trips, we would go to we went to
Europe one time, or band band trips are always fun.
We'd all have to share and we were problems, and
luckily the cheperones didn't know half of the bs that
we were causing. But you've got to have patience because

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you never know what's gonna happen. You have to have
your eyes on every single kid, every moment of the day.

Speaker 11 (01:30:15):
Right.

Speaker 20 (01:30:15):
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 15 (01:30:17):
I went on a trip exactly like this. I was
in high school and we did a theater trip. We
came here and we saw a bunch of Broadway shows
and it was my first time to the Big city
and I to do it was so eye opening to
me because I had never been to New York City before.
I had never been to a major city, so coming
here it was just it was one of the greatest

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trips of my entire life. So Renee, these kids that
you're taking, have they ever been to quote unquote the
Big City before?

Speaker 20 (01:30:50):
The older ones have because we try to do the
trip every year, but the younger ones it's going to
be new to them.

Speaker 15 (01:30:56):
Well, yeah, have you had like the conversation of because
there's gonna be like people in the street that are dirty, naked, naked.

Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
Naked and dirty almost They went from dirty Almo.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Yeah, people taking poop in the middle of the street.
You gotta be ready for that. My favorite is living
in New York City. When you see renee no offense,
but when you see chaperones and all their kids at
a crosswalk about to go over, You're like, oh God,
you gotta get around them. You gotta get around them
and away from them. It's like, but I want you

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to enjoy the cultural greatness of New York City. So
it's great to bring the kids in. But I feel
like I got shafted. I went.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
They in my trips. They took us to the sewage plant.
We want to see sewage, we want to see they're awful.
Well that's all you saw.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
That's all we got. We didn't get to go do
the fun stuff that you guys are talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Right. We actually went to a meat processing plant because
we were in Texas, and so you know, we all
had cow blood on our shoelaces when we traumatic.

Speaker 15 (01:31:58):
Yeah, I told you about senior trip, right, No, my
senior trip. We had just finished reading The Grapes of Wrath,
so we had to go to a farm near med Jill,
Pennsylvania and pick crops for eight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
That was their free trip. Yes, we didn't get paid
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
A lot of free labor out of kids, because I
remember we did a Pioneer day in like third grade
and we all had to dress like quote unquote pioneers,
which I looked ridiculous by the way they made us
do all the work, like turn some butter and do
all kinds of Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
How much you get paid for that? See, you're you're
not going to put the kids in that kind of danger,
are you.

Speaker 20 (01:32:36):
We'll try it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
That's not well, Danielle. Growing up in the Bronx, they
would take them to chop shops. They would range the
stone of cars and all the kids had to pull
all the steel off the car.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
They would have us break all the wind the winch
steel people could come.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
In and fix it. The kids would get bonuses for
like copper wires. Is that why you're so good at
changing tires? That's why when they look, best of luck
to you.

Speaker 10 (01:33:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
And when we get off there, I want to find
out what date and what part of the city you're
going to be in, because I don't want to be
anywhere near there. I'm kidding, But you know what what
you're doing though, what you're doing and sharing this incredible
city with your kids. I bet you do get some satisfaction.

Speaker 11 (01:33:15):
Out of that, absolutely, of course you do.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
All right, Well, look, thanks for listening. You want a sweatshirt?
Oh yeah, this whole point she wanted to come on
to get a sweatch. We're gonna send you a morning
show hoodie. How you like that?

Speaker 11 (01:33:28):
I love that?

Speaker 10 (01:33:29):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
All right, so if I see you in the street
with kids, I'll know. Okay, we got to be nice.
It's Renee. Hold on, Renee, thanks for listening to us.
Scary what I will say.

Speaker 9 (01:33:39):
It was one middle school trip that we went to
where the chaperones had to pull the kids apart because
all the boys and the girls all their hormones were
going crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
And it was a dude ranch up the Kutchers. Okay,
so that was just an.

Speaker 9 (01:33:56):
Excuse for all the fourteen fifteen year old kids to
kind of get together with each other and because.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
They had these sleepovers and a dude ran yeah, oh
my god, I was in that pool, me too, Yeah,
scotty me went to the dude right. Yeah, no, yeah.
We used to go to Cutchers all the time, absolutely,
and the chaperones had problems keeping the kids away from
each other.

Speaker 19 (01:34:17):
Yes, do you know that Our senior trip was to
the Bahamas with no chaperones. We were all drunk all
day every day. That sounds awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
I wonder how many of these school trips happened and
the chaperones put to kids to bed and they all
started doing each other. Yeah, getting all drunk on chief Y. Look.
I know we do a lot of questionable things on
this show from time to time, but I mean, we're
never really stupid, are we like reckless? Okay, just wondering.

(01:34:46):
Speaking of stupid and reckless. You go out into the world,
you just try to survive. You want to go get
in line in a store and pay for your whatever
you bought. You want to and there's always someone who
rolls through and we call them Karen's and to our
friend's named Karen. I apologe. So you had I have
a couple of calls on hold for us. Okay, they
had Karen weekends, but you started it right, man, what

(01:35:07):
happened to you?

Speaker 15 (01:35:07):
I'll kick off the Karen Weekend. I was in coals
and I had a return I bought something. They sent
me the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I'm like, okay, you gotta go return it. No big deal.

Speaker 15 (01:35:17):
Now I go to Cole's I'm in the line and
there's only one person working, and great, okay, one person
working the coal's return line. Great, I'll wait my time
my turn. This woman behind me she like, I just
hear her huffing, you know. But before I even turn
around my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
I just really what'd she say? So then she taps
me on the shoulder. She goes, really, are you waiting
in life for returns? I'm like yeah, She goes, there's
only one person. I go, that's kind of how it
works here. I'm like, I don't know what to tell you,
So I turn back around. I wait patiently for my turn.
The person in front of me finishes. I walk up
there and I have the box and I'm pulling up

(01:35:56):
my phone with the receipt and the woman that is
hand the returns goes, okay, do you have your receipt?
And I'm about to show her the phone and this
this Karen behind me comes up, pushes me aside and goes, hey,
tear at the box. Your receipts on the box, And
I'm like, oh my god, I have my phone. Chill out,

(01:36:17):
relax and I put my hand up and I go
relax and she goes, I'm just trying to help. Oh god,
you know what, in trying and trying to help, they
make everything a million times worse. God like, chill out,
I said, chill f out. You should have you know

(01:36:38):
what people need to I don't know, you know me,
I just try to be quiet in back walk out backwards,
and I would notice I couldn't there. I'm like I
had a I have to say something, all right. So
a lot of people were texting in and including Niche
online nineteen let's go talk to me? Hello me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
So Karen unloaded on you in the Starbucks parking over
the weekend. What happened?

Speaker 14 (01:37:03):
Oh my god, went to a Starbucks on my up
break and I got in the line, and the line
was out like from out of the parking lot, and
there was another parking lot to the right. So there
were these two cars parked there. I thought they were
going to go into the parking lot on the right,
but it turns out they were waiting for the Starbucks.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
So I accidentally cut them off.

Speaker 14 (01:37:22):
I didn't realize this, but as I'm waiting there, this
woman with I swear to you to a blonde hair
and all comes up and is shouting at me through
my window and just going off about the stunt. I
rolled my window down. I don't know why, but I
know I rolled my window down, and I was just like,
there are kind of ways to go about telling somebody

(01:37:46):
this information. I didn't realize that. I'm sorry, but like
I would have paid for her drink and everything if
I had realized, because I wouldn't have. I would never
like accidentally.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
You know, off accidents happened, mayeway, did she So she
was just in your face, by the way, never ever
roll your window down.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
No, never one.

Speaker 11 (01:38:06):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:38:08):
Well so, yeah, so I told her, you know, there
are nicer ways to go about telling people that. She's like,
I always wait for ten minutes, which there's no way
because I was waiting for like three. So that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Yeah, I know, And you know, you just wish it
didn't happen, and then you part of it feels kind
of okay, maybe I did cut them off, but accidents happened,
like she has, She's never done that to someone by accident,
you know. Please anyway, she left you, but at least
it wasn't like those videos you see now where people
throw throw like iced coffee out to drive through window.

(01:38:42):
All right, well, thank you Mi. One more, we have
Chandra online twenty. Hello Chandra, So you had to connect
with the Karen and what? Oh wow, what happened? Tell
your story?

Speaker 10 (01:38:52):
Oh this is a good one. Okay, this is a
good one. I walk up to the chat the checkout
line and I hear this elder, an elder Karen by
the way, and I hear her. I hear her say,
I told you, I told you to do this, And
I was like, what he's and just looked at me.
We made eye contact and he looked at me, and
I just felt so bad for this young gentleman. She

(01:39:14):
wanted all her because she was old, she could only
carry so many things, so she was putting all her
candy together, which you're supposed to, and she was like, no,
I want to do it myself. So she reached back
behind her and was doing herself. And the whole time
she's just being just rude to him, and I said don't.
And I just like kind of got my courage and

(01:39:34):
I'm like, I cannot have that for your being. And
she looked at me and she's like yeah, And I
said no, I said to you, I said, young man, and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
He looked at me, hold on, hold on, hold on, repeat,
What did you say to her about the young man?
Say that we broke up? Go ahead you.

Speaker 10 (01:39:53):
I said, you are being disrespectful. And she looked at
me and she's like, yeah, because she thought I was
talking about him, and I said.

Speaker 11 (01:40:00):
I am talking.

Speaker 10 (01:40:01):
I said, I am talking about you. And then she
like like, oh, you know, and I'm like, oh my god.
So I'm just like finished, I'm just like waiting, waiting, waiting,
and she just she wanted her ice cream in two
separate bags, and she's just being just a total karen.
And I felt so bad. This guy. He wasn't even
saying anything. He just he just looked like beating me,

(01:40:21):
you know. And I'm like, oh my gosh. So she left.

Speaker 11 (01:40:24):
She didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
It was all did someone call someone else a bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Though I did.

Speaker 10 (01:40:30):
I called her bitch at the end of the At
the end of the she wanted everything in separate bags.
She wanted to end us fall from a separate bag
because it was for her.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Horses, okay, And I said, okay, this is.

Speaker 10 (01:40:41):
Just so I said, oh this is weird. So she
left and she's like, I have a good day, and
I said, you too.

Speaker 11 (01:40:46):
Bitch o.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
Danielle loves that one. Danielle, all right, well look thank you, John,
Sorry that happened to you. You know what, that's the thing.
The people who were behind the counter, they get get
cramped on all the time the time.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
I believe me, I remember working in McDonald's, Oh my gosh,
and the nastiness that I would have to deal with
over like, you know, a fish sandwich, something stupid, so stupid.
I'm like, really, guys, come on, it's not that serious.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
I don't know, but do you find yourselves online and
just going deep, deep, deep down the hole watching these videos? Yeah,
sometimes awful people. I don't know. I feel like I
turn it off and I can feel my pulse racing.
So I'm just like so mad.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
And you would think that people would watch themselves back
and go, oh my gosh, I acted like that, But no,
a lot of them think.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Like, yeah, I was justified, and then they double down
talking about invasion of privacy. Ma'am, you are outside acting
like a water buffalo. Get out of here.

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Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
He is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Hey, so Froggy is in Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Hey, we're going.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
We can see him on the monitor. We're trying to
get the Froggie Robert, Froggy. I'm waving my arms, Froggy.
He's just kind of he's staring at a computer. Froggy.

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
Froggy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Hey, body should call him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
No, let's see how long he goes until he knows
what's froggy. Froggy, froggy frog. Oh, he's looking around, he's
looking at monitors. Hey, documentary. Roy scritches in his head, Froggy.
How loo does it take to get proggy? Is he

(01:42:57):
clowning us right now?

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
He's clowning?

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
He'd be smiling. No, he knows, he knows that we're here.
He's doing other stuff. Froggy.

Speaker 9 (01:43:06):
Hello, he's staring at his screen.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Helloggy obviously he's on his laptop. He's typing something. Froggy, Froggy.
We're moving our hands up and down. Oh, he just texted.
My connection dropped and it can't reconnect. Okay, Yo. Sorry,

(01:43:31):
all the time trying to get Froggy. Thank god it
wasn't an emergency, thank god. Hold on Hello, we've been
trying to We've been trying to get your attention for
like five minutes, just screaming and waving our hands. I
saw Gandhi waving your arms.

Speaker 8 (01:43:48):
I'm like I should text me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
All right, Well, hey everyone, we can get on with
our day. We found Froggy, my dog. Okay, bye, okay,
by all right? Oh, the phones ring in. It's Evan.
I got good news from Evan here. Evan is from Levittown, PA.
How you doing, Evan? You we're great. We're great. We

(01:44:16):
heard a rumor and we love it when we hear
rumors and texts from our friends that say what you're
about to say? Tell everyone?

Speaker 11 (01:44:26):
Uh so I put my two weeks in and says
my last day at my job.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Okay, modern rumor, it's fact. He's leaving his job. So
you put two weeks in? Did they let you serve
out the two weeks.

Speaker 11 (01:44:39):
Yeah, I'm actually at the job now.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Okay, Well this is good news because sometimes when people
say we're leaving in two weeks, they say, no, get
your stuff and get out now. So obviously this is a.

Speaker 11 (01:44:48):
Good you know. Yeah, No, they're still trying to give
me this day.

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Well, God, where it's the last minute? You know, do
you think they'll come in with like a last minute raise?

Speaker 11 (01:45:00):
Most probably? I mean, my directors supposed to meet with
me today.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Wow, so what you gave two weeks? Notice, today's the
last day and you're up against the wall and they're like,
we got to bring him in, we gotta save him.
What Yeah, prog you what? I have a question?

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
Are you gonna leave behind any like bombshells if things
don't go well?

Speaker 11 (01:45:18):
For I have one thing that could probably shake it up.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
But I can tell us no, don't tell us, don't
tell us, don't tell anyone, tell anyone, tell us.

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
Hey, would you say if they offered you like a
buttload of money?

Speaker 11 (01:45:32):
Unfortunately no, because I got a job in behavioral health tech,
which is what I'm going to my master's for.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Okay, so you're gonna go no matter what. So, you
know a lot of people leave jobs because they're dissatisfied
with either management or you know, the career. They don't
like that sector, which sounds like you want to go
into another one that's more fitting with your degree. Uh,
but you're not that you actually are happy there, but
you know you'll be happier on the other side of
the fence.

Speaker 10 (01:46:01):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:46:02):
Yeah, I'd say I'm a little bit in between. I
definitely need to get out. The job is a very
very stressful job because it's boss prevention in Philadelphia, so
in Philly, yikes, I don't know. Yeah, so it's it's
a rough one. So it's just time for me to
move on. You know. I'm going to school for clinical
mental health counseling, so hopefully this new job will get

(01:46:22):
me somewhere towards that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
Okay, So Evan, in very broad terms, general terms, what
was the bombshell that you were going to drop?

Speaker 11 (01:46:30):
A certain high up person was constantly coming on to me,
and it made me uncomfortable because when they found out
I was leaving, they didn't take the hint. I said
no three times and they still tried to make something happens.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
I can't name names.

Speaker 11 (01:46:48):
Because they're gonna know they do, they do, will listen
this most likely?

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Well, you know what, it's uncomfortable if someone hits you
on the job, even asked, asked Nate every day man, what's.

Speaker 11 (01:47:01):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
Okay, well problem is the regional hr Okay, So is
this a person you would be with if you didn't
work together or is this never?

Speaker 11 (01:47:10):
No? I told him straight up, I just wasn't into them,
and they apparently thought it was because we worked together,
which it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Oh no, Well, you know, for whatever reason, it's time
to move on with that. Well, look, I'm hoping you
get hit on in the next job. It's always nice
to have people hit on you. It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
You want to familiar environment.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Yeah, the right thing, because dating somebody in the office, no, bueno,
don't do it. It is bad. Mojo, stop it. God,
I agree.

Speaker 15 (01:47:39):
He's making a face at me right now. You don't
want to date somebody in the office, trust me on that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
What about just making out with them?

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
You don't want to do that. I don't do that.
You don't want to do that. And here's the thing,
as far as relationships going ago, not just you know,
doing them. It's rough enough to have a relationship with
him at home, and then then you add work time
with them. Oh, a lot of people in relationships and
work with each other. They say it's great. I just

(01:48:08):
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:09):
You remember when scary day today?

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Oh? Please? Is that the one that you did in
the bathroom? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
God, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:48:14):
So it was fun for the moment because we had
extracurricular time, you know, in the studio air bathroom. This
is this is twenty five years ago, folks, thirty years ago.
But I will say one thing, Uh, you know, crap
where you eat? Because it ended badly and then we
had to be on separate sides of the building.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
It was never the same again.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
So no, but you crap where you have sex?

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
No, you just said that.

Speaker 9 (01:48:33):
Oh but oh physically, oh okay in that case, yes,
because we did stuff in a bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
But that was a long time ago. I know that
was a dirty men's room and the floor hadn't been
mopped in a long time.

Speaker 11 (01:48:42):
It was a.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Choice, no choice. That radio station building had tons of
nooks and crannies. But you didn't know, I tell you, no,
no Z one hundred. Back then in Caucus to Caucus,
lots of places to hide there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
No, I never had sex and seac Caucus, No one
had sex and seacaus No. But the reason why you
did it in the bathroom is because you were running
like American Top forty in the studio across the hall.
You couldn't go that far, right, I like, okay, Casey
Kasem's count down hits. We got to get over here
right now. I was on a short leash. You banged
it up between songs nine and seven.

Speaker 7 (01:49:20):
Wait till you went home.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
I had a long distance dedication.

Speaker 9 (01:49:23):
What no, I couldn't know because that that was our
time because I lived at home and she lived at home,
so we both lived with our parents.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
So it's like that was our time to like kind.

Speaker 9 (01:49:33):
Of do it themrum on the floor. I certainly wasn't
going on the jockey the lounge couch.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
That was no. You can boil. You could boil it
and make tea out of it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:43):
We're go into Gandhi's ear. What you did. You can't
do it in the air. Remember what you did in
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
Oh no, I'm not gonna Okay, guys, we still have
Evan on the phone here with being called Evan. No,
this is why you should never never do things with
people at work, and you made the right decision down right,
all right, But look, the bottom line here is you
put your two weeks in and you are now chasing

(01:50:11):
your dream. You're gonna go work in a job that
really is what you're excited for, what you've been studying for.
So good for you. Congratulations. A lot of people listening
right now are going, wow, I wish I could do that.
You can if you.

Speaker 11 (01:50:22):
Will, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
Good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:50:24):
It's scary, but it's nice to do. It's just you
have to make the leap while you can.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
Yeah, for sure, make that leap, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Evn't look, thanks for listening to us. Best of like job,
I just say one thing, whatever you want, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:50:38):
I just want to say, like, I've been listening to
you guys since I was in middle school, which is
like fifteen twenty years ago now, and it's I used
to listen with my mom, and I listen to you
guys all the time. And it's always nice to hear
you because when my mom passed away, I still get
to like hear you guys, and everything like is a
good memory there, and then you're getting with her kids
is just it's awesome, know what.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
And here's to your mom. Cheers cheers in heaven. And
the fact that she was open minded enough to let
you listen to this filth sounds like a cool mom, Evan.
That's why you're a cool guy. Thank you for listening
to us. Evan. It's a pleasure to speak with you.
Thank you all right, good luck to the next job,
break a leg waking up.

Speaker 10 (01:51:21):
All of you are so gilarious cool.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
Can I start my day with you now? Mister in
the Morning Show tomorrow the Wednesday Show? What do we watching?

Speaker 16 (01:51:33):
The Big thing is?

Speaker 7 (01:51:34):
And or it is the season finale of that over
on Disney Plus, I know a lot of people waiting
for that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
DJ Cream is going to mix us out of here.
Check him out now at d J Cream NYC. Tay,
peace out, everybody,