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April 26, 2024 23 mins
For a quick stop at Johnny's House... It International Remember Your First Kiss Day! We talk about our first kisses! For the talent hour we give our best post Orlando Magic Hype speech! 
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Seven, seven thirty one. Norain to day, but a lot of
sunshine, a little breezy eighty sixto high. It is still a sixty
two. Now every day has oneof those weird days. And today is
what mister Brian grind it is.Remember your first kiss day? Does that
deserve a day? I mean,well, I mean a lot of these
don't they get them? So,so what's supposed to happen today is that

(00:22):
you take a moment and think aboutthat first time you lock lips with someone.
It's reminisce about your first kiss,and they say you never forget it.
No, the average age, theysay is fifteen for your first kiss.
It's that average. So some aregoing to be much lower. Some
are gonna be much higher. Theylaughed out loud on no one man,
Now, the first kiss is alegitimate. This is what I want to

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do, not somebody saying, youknow, hey, kiss it's a no.
I mean I think anytime anything beyonda peck is your first kiss,
whether or not you talking about Frenchkiss, yeah, because I know,
like in kindergarten sometimes you do littlethat's not your first kiss. I believe
your first kisses when you first likeromantically kissed someone, whether or not you
wanted to or not. Yeah,because I did not. I didn't know

(01:07):
that what was about to happen.I kissed the girl and she frinch kissed
me, and I said, whatare you doing? Oh I didn't know
what to do. Yeah, Iwas. I think I was. I
was fifteen. No, you know, I kissed girls, but that was
the first time that I remember that. Yeah, but it was the first
like tongue yeah, I think so. I mean, I had a girl

(01:30):
in friend of middle school, butI don't know. I think we like
kissed on the way to school,you know kind of thing. Yeah,
yeah, but that was my girlfriend. Yeah, I mean I guess you
know what I'm saying that, butthat's not like that girl when I'm like
yeah, yeah, so I guesstechnically I was. I was in high
school, was yours? I wasin like the sixth grade, so whatever

(01:53):
age that is. Was at eleventwelve, yeah, something like that.
Yeah, And I first time,I was like, this is the worst
thing ever? Why does anybody likethat? And then I'm like, oh,
that's the gateway second day, thesecond and third if I don't hit
first, I got it. Okay, cool, you need to get a
little gum and let's get back atit. I can touch a boby after

(02:20):
you finish, you back away andgo all right, yeah, yeah,
all right, now we have wecan improve on this. We my face
and let's try it again. Right. How old were you? I'm afraid
to say this on the radio,but go ahead. I was around ten
or eleven. I mean we talkedabout it, because I were right,
ye talked about it. Yeah.I had an older sister too, and

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so like she would talk about itand I would hang it with her friends
and they were like, oh yeah, you're supposed to move your tongue in
like an eight motion instead of goinglike in and out and like all this
stuff. And I'm like, okay, okay. So I like I heard
all my older you know, mysister's friends and all that stuff, and
so I got ready. I feltlike I knew what I was doing.
But then I felt like our tongueswere fighting, and I was like,
I don't know what's happening. Andthen my face was like soaking, my
lips were trapped, and I'm like, okay, this is not good.

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Yeah. It was like eleven.It was on the side of his house.
I don't know. I don't rememberthat school's over time to practice.
I mean my first pack was likea fifth grade area kind of thing.
It was like the cutest thing,like this guy in Panama. But then
like my first makeout, I waslike, I won't forget. It was

(03:29):
like in middle school and I waslike my boyfriend at the time, and
it was like my just we justwent at it, and then sure enough
the dean came by and he huggedboth of us like kind of wrapped up,
and he's like, oh, detention. I was like, but I
don't know what put us in aroom so we can keep doing that.

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I see how mentally that could messyou. Yes, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know if that was likelegit my first makeout, but it
was the woman I don't remember.Oh yeah, I remember. Making out
was my thing. Let's just makeout until somebody's like, hey, let's
go further. Well, what's furtherthan this? I used to enjoy making
out too. Yeah, I stillkind of People are like, you're gonna

(04:13):
get mono, Yeah, you're gonnaget the kissing disease. I was like,
I want that, But you knowwhat parents used to say stuff to
scare you because they didn't want youdoing that. You know, you get
the kissing disease. That was thegateway because if once the ones that do
it, oh no, what's next. I didn't know it was the gateway.
I didn't know that there was stepsto the game. I mean,
that's what the whole base system is. But think about it. I went

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from not kissing in somebody to kissingsomebody. So for me, that was
major, major accomplishment. Like Ray, I had an older brother and I
hung around a bunch of people thatwere three years older than me, so
they were in high school already,so like they were already touching movies.
Mine mine was stupid. They ain'ttell me anything. Oh yeah, you

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knew. They probably did not.The streets were gonna tell me. But
I was just like, hey,this, this is it right until you
get married. The girl's like,no, it's not. We also,
at a very young age, rodeto the bus with high school kids.
Oh that's right. From a veryyoung age, I saw that because they
thought that was funny. Yeah,and watch this little boy. Yeah come

(05:16):
yeah, I want to find outhow old were you in your first kiss?
Is to remember your first kiss day. Share it with us as we
just shared it with you. Fouroh seven now one nine one O six
seven eight seven seven now one nineone O six seven. Got a pair
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four one O six seven, livestream and social media. We're gonna drop

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it there. We love talking toyou, so call us your first kiss.
You go down that memory lane.Four O seven now one nine one
O six seven eight seven seven nowone nine one O six seven. It's
Friday morning. We want you.We want to talk to you in Johnny's
House eighty six or high sixty twonow and a lot of sunshine. It's
you're remember remember your first kiss day, and we told you about ours.
If we want to hear about yours, what you gotta tell us first?

(06:02):
From Orlando Lauzanne, good morning,good morning, How are you good?
Good? So take us there,take us in that first kiss. So
we went to go play laser tag, and uh, it was determined beforehand
what corner we're going to meet eachother in. And so you're gonna casually
go in play a little bit,collect some points, and then we're gonna

(06:26):
meet each other in this specific Soyou so you planned the kiss. We've
kind of planned it, but Imean plan is using the word loosely.
So I get you the corner andhere's my best friend and she's standing there,
and I was like, what areyou doing here? And She's like,
this is my secret hiding spot whereI could I just get to shoot

(06:47):
everybody and nobody knows I'm here.I said, you gotta move. I
have a boy coming this way,and he's about we're about to do our
first kiss. So not that shenot actually leaves, she just stayed around
the corner trying on us and kidsshooting us for gaining the points so she
could be the leader that day's trythe vest and the lights and the whole

(07:11):
time. I mean, it wasn'tthe best of experienced this. And how
were you at thirteen? Fourteen?Ok Now, here's my thing. I'm
a fourteen year old, So nowI'm worried. Every time she tells me
we're going to the movies, I'mlike interrogating her about who's going how long
have you known them? And canyou tease to have a shown you the

(07:32):
feature lecture. Now, then here'smy thing. You say, you guys
plan somebody had to be the aggressivein the planning, was there you?
Uh no, not this time thefirst time. Yeah, he's saying,
we'll meet you here, this iswhat's going down, saying that every time.
Now I go into dark faces,I'm like, who's hiding where?

(07:54):
He still comes to mind. Yeah, so you all go over to that
corner like it's about to go down, and your best friend like, what
you doing over here? Exactly?I was like, yeah, I was
like, what are you doing?Are you part of this plan? I
didn't, And she's like she hadno idea, but, like I said,
ended up being more of a spyand just keep arresting us by shooting

(08:18):
us the whole time. It wasn'tIt wasn't the greatest. Oh so your
friend, your friend was really Nowto play laser tag your first kiss got
a laser show? Nobody can saythat when exactly, Yeah, I mean
you have a laser show for yourfirst kids. That is funny. You
hold on a second, got sometoy Caaly tickets we're gonna give away.
That's too funny From Orlando. Katie, good morning morning. I'm a first

(08:41):
caller. By the way, welove those first time callers because we're the
first time caller. You got afirst call, a number that is just
for you. So Katie, whenyou call again, you'll say Katie and
your first time calling number. Allright, thereics, what is Katie's first
time calling number? It is thirtyone twenty three. What is your number,
Katie, thirty one twenty three.Welcome to Johnny's house. All right?

(09:01):
First kiss? All right, SoI was eleven. We were in
my garage and he we like packedup first, and then he grabbed my
head and slammed his mouth in themind. He stuck his tongue in.
He didn't move it around, Hejust stuck it in. What do I
do with this? I didn't knowwhere to put my tongue. I didn't

(09:24):
know what I was like, thisis bad. Yeah, just stuck it
in. He has to say thatwas a very big gay awakening of I.
It was a gay awaken and wecall that limp tongue. So,
Katie, it was from that kiss. Poor, You're like nad that hate

(09:46):
for me. That's just not fI tried like two other boys and I
was like, m this is weird. Girls. Way better all right,
you hold on my man, justsay yeah, I'm doing Uh, let's
see Savannah, good morning from DAYTONA, good morning, good morning. First

(10:07):
time caller, No, Savannah,with a first time caller. You got
a first time calling number. That'sa number just for you. So whatever
you call, you say your nameand your first time calling number, no
rece it is thirty one twenty four. What is your number, Samana?
Thirty one twenty four. Very good, very good. First kiss? Okay,
so my first kiss was when Iwas thirteen and I am thirty five

(10:28):
now and I am still with him. Oh looking are so that's the only
that's the only kiss you've ever had? No? Are you learning? Me
grow? You learning? We grow? Wow? You hold on a second?

(10:48):
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Now we got two extremes here.One says I'm a lady. So it
wasn't until I was twenty three yearsold. Because she's a lady. What
saying about anybody younger than that?I'm not saying me and then she said,
you know, one could have beenready to text in. I was

(11:09):
in sixth grade. He was ineighth grade and under house arrest. Once
she said, I like them badboys at a young age. How are
you in house arrest eighth grade?Probably doing some stupid stuff? You asking
that question? Rights, you gotto do a lot. He didn't get
what do you call that? Arrest? Written arrest? Written arrest? He

(11:30):
went to jail and they put ona I didn'tven know that word. Thanks
very over here judging people. Hi, I'm sorry, all right. The
young lady Lezanne who called in andsaid her first case kiss was a laser
tag and hook you up with apair of tickets see Tory Kelly. Uh
she can meet the House of BluesOctober ninth, tickets on It's sixty two.

(11:56):
Now, Hey, listen, comingup to the dau You know we've
been playing and our JJ Rice goodField song. We found an air check
on a man when he was inradio back in the day. He was
assurance him, Yeah, it's ourprogram director and we heard it. He
was like this side. Yeah,he was fired up. We're gonna play
we play that song. But anyway, right now, Narisi said, we

(12:16):
did have another one of those breakaways. Yes, we do para take a
seat breakaway music festival. And whatwe need you to do is give him
an after the game speech. Lastnight, you're the coach of the Orlando
Magic. All the teams in thelocker room and they're all hyped after the
game. What speech would you givethem to give them encouragement to play tomorrow
at one o'clock. Okay, I'llgo ahead and go first, and he

(12:39):
goes a little something like this.You know, teams, all this sitting
in front of you. Great wintonight against Tristan Thompson and the Cleveland Cavaliers.
You did the job you were supposedto do, protect it home court.
So tonight, go ahead, hangout with your friends and family,
and tomorrow we'll get back to workSaturday. Tristan Thompson and the Cleveland Compton
lears, we're gonna bring it.They're gonna try to bring it fast,

(13:01):
but you know what, that won'tstop us. We're gonna punch him in
the face first. We're gonna punchhim so hard. They're gonna give up,
just like they did tonight. Winhard, play hard. Let's do
it. We are the Orlando Magic, and after tomorrow's win, everybody in
the NBA will be talking about us. Go magic on three one two three,

(13:22):
Go Magic. That was a speech. They get me going. Yeah.
I used to be a coach,so you know I know those speeches,
y'all remember halftime speeches. Those aregreat. All right, let's see
Austin. Good morning, Good morningTony. All right, Austin, go
ahead and give us give us yourafter the game speech. Oh, first

(13:45):
time caller, real quick, Igot air till the first time calling,
the first time calling. Get thefirst time calling number. That's a number
in just for you. Austin iswhenebody you call, you say your name
and your first time calling number.No reach. What is Austin's first time
calling number? It's what is yournumber? Austin? All right, the
game is over. The team's inthe locker room. They're looking at you
and go all right. That wasa great game that tonight. Thought you

(14:09):
heard the fans tonight, they werealloud. They were here for you.
Feel the spirit. When we're inCleveland, we're gonna have to feel the
crowd. You can feel that answer. They're all here for you. There,
you got it, all right,Magic gone three, one two three,
magg hold on second, all right, that's okay, we got a

(14:31):
little nervous. That's okay, that'sokay, Austin, that's okay. All
right, Nouris, go ahead andbring it home in the locker room right
now, team's ready. We'll allhype, all right, coach, Okay,
Orlando Magic, we did it.We did that, defeating the Calves
by thirty eight points, bouncing backfrom game one game two and letting it
be known it wasn't gonna happen,especially not in our house. Yeah.

(14:54):
So it's coming back from the kneeinjury, Paolo. With that thirty one
point lead, I hope you guystook a moment to look at the arena
because the fans showed up. Nota single seat was empty last night.
Yeah, and that's because that's howmuch love we got right here in Orlanta.
They believe in us. And tomorrow, Yes, Magic, let's do
it again, massic gone three onetwo three, all right, all right,

(15:15):
all right, now it is yourturn to call in and give us
the after the game speech from theOrlando Magic. Get them hyped for Saturday's
game. Pair of tickets to theBreakaway Music Festival, which means that if
you go to the festivals, youain't going to the game. But anyway,
four oh seven now one nine oneo six seven eight seven seven now
one nine one o six seven humbertofrom Ocali. You'll be going first,

(15:37):
hype the team up after the gamespeech. You got about four minutes the
right one, and we'll find outwhat right out out. Yeah, it
coming up a couple of minutes.We're gonna have that feel good song of
the day that came from a programdirector who makes me play it. And
I decided to say Brian, tosee we can find some old air checks
of this man. I found whatI think is him okay, and he's
gonna make us play it. Thenwe're gonna have to tell people who and
why. Yeah, that's come upin a couple of minutes. Throw your

(15:58):
hands in the air and waving likeyou just don't go care Friday. Feel
good, So JJ Rice Yeah,JJ Riceman signing with the high of eighty
six. It is sixty seven rightnow, all right now, we're playing
right now for a pair to takeus to the Breakaway Music Festival, happening
this weekend at Raymonds Games Stadium.And what we want you to do is
give it after the game speech lastnight to your Orlando Magic, getting them

(16:22):
set for Saturday's game. All right, Next up, Ray, let's hear
your pep talk. Last week wasvery good. You surprised this. I
know week did a little meditation,right, Yes, you did. I
know you wrote something down. Youkilled it. All right, Ray,
all right, you're in the lockerroom. All right, we're still in
this. But listen, I wantyou to go home tonight. I'm gonna

(16:42):
take a lighter approach here, Yes, and remind you, coach. I
want you to feel it, Coach, the leather against your palms. Yes,
hold that ball and remember the ballknows your secrets. The late night
drills, the missed shot. Yes. Go back to when you were a
kid, dribbling in those driveways,Yes, and dreaming of arenas like this,

(17:06):
Yes, like tonight, those fans. That kid still lives in you.
Mm hmmm. Do it for thatlittle kid inside, and I'll stay
you here tomorrow. Magic, Gothree, one two three, go ahead,
all right, all right, allright, all right, from ocala
umberto Hey, good morning, guys. All right, I'm berto You're in
the locker room game after last night'sgame. It was a blowout. The

(17:30):
team is sitting there and you aretaking a stand. What you're gonna say,
get them hype for saddest game?Go ahead, all right, I
got you. All right, guys. The NBA counted us out from day
one. Yeah, day one,they counted us out. Yeah it did.
We came out in the season andwe showed up, Yes we did.
Now we're here, Yes, nowwe here and guess what what big

(17:52):
series? The Cleveland Cavaliers they gotus two games, right, they show
up or on our arena, andthey thought they were gonna take one from
hunt. Yes, they aren't gonnatake one from Hunts. They said that
it ain't in a series until somebodywins on the road. Well, catch
what. They ain't taking one fromus, They ain't taking one from us.

(18:14):
Yes, what we're gonna do istomorrow we're gonna show up again.
We gonna play fourth quarters. Yes, and we're gonna play that song.
So let's hear it. One,two, three, yeah, yeah,
rry good Berto, very good.All right, hold on, we got
another one from Claremont. Dennis,good morning, good morning. All right,

(18:34):
Dennis, you're not locker room.They're all hype, blowout win against
Tristan Thompson and the Cleveland Cavaliers.Yes, speak, listen, listen,
guys, listen, well, listen. You did a great job tonight.
Let's focus, stay focused. Wheneverybody counted you out, you are here.
Yes, you've been here since dayone. Yes, okay, don't

(18:55):
you ever forget it. Okay,look at me. I trained you,
We trained together. We sweat itout. We're gonna shoot it out,
wait till tomorrow. Okay, don'tcount us outever. We are number one,
three, two one. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, all right,
all right, all right, I'mall hype now, all right,
but you gotta bring it home,okay. Yeah. Sitting there with the

(19:17):
team is watching you, okay,and they need to just finish blowing out
Tristan Thompson and the Cleveland Cavaliers.Right, and now they get us to
get us hype for the game tomorrowone o'clock. Yes, it's a good
way. We won about thirty eight. But let me tell you something.
You already know the playoffs. Youknow sunshines and rainbows. Yes, coach,
it's very mean, nasty play don'tcare tough you are wait a minute,

(19:40):
you five foot nothing, one hundredto nothing. You have barely a
speck of athletic ability. People seeyou as or you're off the team.
People see you as losers. Wellyou want to know what I see.
I see pride, I see power, I see your bad assth mother who
don't take no crap from nobody?And remember this so crying in baseball basketball

(20:03):
either pain heels, chickstick scars glorieslast forever man who can catch flag with
chopstick, accomplish anything, clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. How many
speeches did you put together? Iheard rock you cut don't show Saturday.

(20:23):
You don't show Saturday. The onlything you left out cut to the only
thing you left out was tonight wedied and hell I had to shorten it
up. WHOA all right? Ilike murto from Ocala. I like me?
You like who? I like me? For the tickets, Austin Dennis

(20:47):
or got me pumped? All right, gratulation, You got the team hype,
you got some pair of tickets tobreak Away Music Festival happening this weekend.
All right, thank you, thankyou did a good yob with that.
You hold on a second, allright. Once a week at this
time. My boss emails me latein the afternoon and say, listen,
this is a song you gotta play. And I just feel like sometimes being

(21:11):
here as long as I have,I shouldn't be, you know, don't
talk to like that. He said. I know radio right, because I'm
an old school radio legend. Soif he's gonna do that to me,
I'm gonna do it to him.Back in the day he was on the
air, he was called the RiceRice Man. His name is Jeremy Rice.
You can hit him at Jeremy Riceat Excel at iHeartMedia dot com.

(21:33):
So I say, hey, blet's see when can find some of this
man's old air checks. This manwho's telling me what I need to do.
If we can find some of hisold air checks and put him on
the air. Okay, did youfind something? I went digging? Okay,
So this is the Rice Man whotells me I gotta play this song
every Friday at this time. Icannot confirm nor can I deny that this

(21:55):
is in fact, JJ the RiceMan, Jeremy Rice, Jeremy Right,
but I think it is all right. Listen, are you ready? This
is the man to telling me howto do this show. I know his
radio. All right, are youready? I'm ready. You don't have
to tell me what day it is? Friday party? Alright, time let

(22:30):
Rice man? Who's ready for theweekends? Rice Bag? The Rice Man.
I think I think that was him. I think that was him too.
And every time he gives me oneof these songs, we're gonna find
some more air checks of his.All right again, if you like the
feel good Friday song, Jeremy Riceat iHeartMedia dot com, let him know,

(22:51):
all right, the feel good songtoday is wiz klea Young, wild
and free on Johnny. You don'thave to tell me Friday Friday, Holly,
can we get beat? I getit. It's fu
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