A Quick Stop At Johnny's House... Snuck out!

For a quick stop at Johnny's House.. We talk about the average person moves about 8 times! How many times have you moved? Did you sneak out when you were younger?

Episode Transcript

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It's gonna be hot over this Memorialweekend, y'all. Hot ninety two is
a high seventy two right now.They say, what's one of the most
stressful things that people have to do, bro, I'm moving moving. Yeah.
They say they did a study.First of all, they found that
the average American moves around five timesso far in the life. So you've
moved five times on average, andyou expect to move at least three more
times in the future, so totalof eight times. Again in your lifetime.

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They say, you'll move around eighttimes. If I don't move anywhere
else, I've reached eight same yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm
over eight. Yeah. So whenyou're when you're younger and you're broke,
you go to apartment to apartment whateverhas the best sixteen times sixteen time?
Are you okay? Wow? Yeah, I don't think I'm up to sixteen,

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but I would say I'm over ten. Three came from the fire,
right, yeah, so wow.Yeah. I mean when I was younger,
I jumped from apartment to apartment whateverhad the best special yeah, because
you got months free or whatever.Yeah. And then when my wife worked
in apartments, we moved to whereverthey would give us a free apartment,
so whatever across town, we weregoing there. And then we finally bought

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a house, so we moved tothe house. But then when we had
our other house built, we hadto move back to an apartment where we
waited on that, and then wemoved into that house built another house,
had to move into a townhouse whereI waited on that. Yeah, so
I'm over ten, and then thatthat's not even a counting moving to Texas.
I moved three times in Texas andthen back to Florida. Well you
got to count. Yeah, soI'm saying, so I might probably I
might be fourteen, fifteen, yeah, yeah, and it reach you're only

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it at eight. I actually havea question. So, like, I
was living with my ex during thepandemic, but I didn't like physically move
any furniture, but I was withhim under his mom's roof for like a
whole year. You always try toadd asterix everything. Did you move or
did you not move? Okay,so was that your was that your place
of residence? It wasn't mine,no, no, no mean, but
that's where you lived and put yourhair down every day? Yeah, right,
for at least a year. Well, then you moved, Yeah,

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you moved, Okay, yeah,yeah, okay, so then it went
up to like nine. Yeah,I actually forgot another apartment, so seventeen.
I think the stress comes from theway you move, moved. If
you choose to move, it's lessstressful. Then you have to move.
Oh yeah, Like if you're upgrading, we're still stressing package, right,
But if you got two days toget up out of here, right,

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that's a whole different kind of stress. Yes. Yes, if you're waiting
on them to run your credit check, your background and all that stuff,
and you got to get out bythe end of the month. Yeah,
good. Yes, I want tofind out from you how many times have
you moved in your life? Now, I'm not even I'm not we're talking
about adults, so we ain't goingby you know, when my family moved,
just me as a as an adult, okay, because I think we
moved. We only moved twice.We moved from the hood to the house.

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We didn't move as a kid becausewe had a government house. Yeah,
from the time I was born itwas a hothouse. So my mom
got it for next to nothing ona dirt road somewhere and I stayed there
until I was eighteen. Yeah.We moved to the move from the hood
when I was five, and mymom's still in the house. Yeah.
So I want to find out fromyou how many times have you moved?
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They say it's the most stressful thingthat you could do. How many
times? And it said average personis about eight So where are you in
that? Four oh seven now onenine one o six seven eight seven seven
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House and a lot of sunshine today. Just gots a simple question to ask
you how many times have you moved? They say, it's one of the
most stressful things that have occurred,and the average person is about eight times.

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Yeah, they say five times already, three more times in the future.
All right, and we're gonna hookyou up for calling. Somebody's gonna
get a pair of tickets to theCraile Experience, Orlando's most colorful family destination
for interactive in creative Funk, wegot to hear from you first, calling
in from Titusville. Hey, Brian, good morning guys. All right,
so how many times have you moved? Times? And how old are you?

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Brian? I am forty forty.You moved thirteen times. Now did
you move? You changed state citiesor just moved around the same place.
So I've lived all around Orlando myentire life. I moved to Titusville the
last two years. But before thatmove, I had moved into a house
into a Popka and my wife waspregnant and we were about to have a

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baby. My dad ended up gettinga divorce from his wife, my stepmom,
so I moved him in and aboutthree months later I had to drive
to Richmond, Virginia to pick mymom up because her house was being foreclosed
on and moved her in. Somy twenty years of divorced parents moved back
in with me after I was thirty, both of them. That sounds like
a sick caub. They moved backin with me, now, now did

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How did they get along with eachother? It worked out until I got
out of that house and moved toTitusville because that wasn't gonna work anymore.
You're like, you know what,y'all keep the house. I'm out exactly,
I am out, all right.Hold on a second there from Winter
Garden, Cynthia, good morning,I Centia. How many time you moved?

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So? Originally I said five,but I wasn't even thinking about when
I was a child. The totalit's been nine nine And why'd you move
so much? I've moved from Jerseyto Florida and then got into an apartment,
got into a house, had ababy, got into a bigger house.

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Oh yeah, that's usually the youknow, the transition. Yeah,
yeah, pression progression. Yeah.I thought you're gonna say something crazy like
move from Jersey, moved back toJersey and like, why would you do
that? Oh? Why would youdo that? You Hold on a second,
way, what they saying over that. So we said ten times in
nineteen years. The biggest one wasfrom the UK to Florida. That is
a big move. Yeah, fourtimes. I hate moving. Somebody's moved

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eighteen times. They love moving,especially just randomly moving across the country on
a whim. People like that.I'm not one of them. I mean,
if you're one that does that,you probably don't collect a lot of
stuff so your move becomes easier.You're minimalists. Yes, you know you're
leaving, good man. I didmy numbers. It's eighteen for me now
eighteen. Yeah, I crunched becauseI forgot there was three in Texas.
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someone said twenty two moves in thelast few years and at least two more
coming. Okay they see that already, Yeah already, and uh okay.
I was gonna hook up Brian fromTitusville, going to hook him up with
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play Really funny because her stepmom,Bunny, who we always hear about Jelly

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Roll's wife, she was like roastingher on TikTok and she posted the security
cam footage for like the millions ofpeople to see her trying to sneak out.
But I guess her and her friendare seen like they're like crouching down
low and attempt to like get outof the house. Cameras they have,
like yeah, they have like alittle security camera, but obviously like they

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were, you know, they're justtrying, they're trying to get out.
I mean, you got cameras.Yeah, So they got sent back into
the house by the security basically tellingthem that, like you've been caught.
But she like shakes her head orwhatever, and she was like, it's
kind of funny to like see thisfootage and the teen's trying to like sneak
away. It was one twenty inthe morning, and she was like she's

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grounded for life. But she wasjoking. But everybody's sharing it and they're
laughing because they're like, we wereso thankful growing up we did not have
security like that. You know,now these sixteen year olds can't, you
know, unless you don't have likea camera on your window or a security
where it makes noise when you openit. Yeah, you can get away

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with it. I never I've neverthought about sneak get out, not once.
Never crossed my mind. I dida couple of times. Party.
Yeah, so we would meet andjust like play man hunt in the middle
of the night, or we wouldmeet and just like hang out in this
and like Mary, I think Iwas like thirteen thirteen, and you will

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just sneak out and play in thestreet. Yes, yes, we would
sit and just like you know,me and my sister, but we had
a huge group of kids in theneighborhood playing sneak out. Yes, but
my sister was so bad at sneakingout, like she got caught so many
times. And I know this isa fire hazard, but my dad put
plywood over her window. Yes,yes, because he was like you you

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try to sneak out all the time, and he was like, I am
putting plywood on your window. Sowhat would he catch you coming back in?
And would he check on you inthe night and he just coming back
in. We would usually get caught, but like I used to be so
good at it. We would sneakout from the second story window, climb
the roof and climb down on thefence and go out, just so you

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can play tag in the street.So we could just like go hang out
with our friends. Good. Yes, it was the excitement, yeah,
thrill, just be like and thenat what time did you determine it was
time to go back in? Iknow, like three or red to sneak
back in. I couldn't have funbecause I'm like, I'm a good cut.
But every time we would see cars, we'd be like headlights and we

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would all like hide because we werelike if it was somebody else's parents,
you know though, if you sawheadlights, they saw you. I know
they were like high lights, andeverybody would hide in a bush and in
your home. No. So Andthen I think that's why my mom was
smarter than me, Like we werelike didn't have it. She's like,
come and go please. I didn'twant to go. Like the excitement of
sneaking out is gone now because I'mallowed to walk out the door. There's

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nothing going on out there. Yeah, So I didn't. By the time
it was time for me like togo out and do things, I was
already old enough to do, togo do it, but like the sneak
out part, she was like,no, it's fine, Like oh,
because I think one time she shethought, like she caught us where we
were thinking about it, and she'slike, it's fine, just come and
go. I guess that we livein a small neighborhood and all three dirt

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roads, everybody knew each other.So if we're gonna go sit in the
streak and go sit the street rightcars, we weren't going anywhere one today,
y'all. But she took the excitementaway from me. I'm like,
nah, no, desire, isn'tthat crazy. I just go to bed
out, so not under my mom'sroof, but like at my friend's house
across the street. When we wouldyou like sleepovers, yes, but it
was like I think it was likenine or ten or something, and we
would just sneak out to go tolike the gas station to get some candy.

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So you wouldn't sneak out at yourmama's house when you sneak out at
your friends mama's house. Yeah,so I wouldn't try that at my mom's.
But funny enough, like as Igot older, like even in my
twenties, I would have to sneakin the house because I would be also
lay my mom would be like complaining. So sneaking in was my problem with
my mom. Good, yes,that never even crossed my mind. My
friends know not to ask. I'mnot My dad didn't play that. Yeah,

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no playing. Yeah. We usedto have like people just sneak into
our house too, house and thenlike before the sun came up, like
your little boyfriends. So your parentsjust have sleepers, I guess, or
like just I don't know because theone time I had the upstairs room,

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it was right above the room Iknow. But my thing is, if
you're sneaking friends in, y'all gottatalk. Oh yeah, and then we
would go down and steal, stealthe hypnotic, that nasty stuff. What
would you do if you found thatyour son was sneaking out? Oh my
gosh, think about it mine.I'm like, stay out, yeah,

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lock the doors out. Oh ifI found out, I'll just lock the
doors and go right back to sleep. The trick now get back in and
get back in. By life istough. I want to find out if
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the house, I mean or yourkids you caught them sneak out of the
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too. Sneaking out a lot ofsunshine. Jelly Rollcotts video card his sixte
year old daughter, sneaking out thehouse. The girls, you know this.
We've got security here. You can'tbe sneaking out. I want to
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weekend. Sneaking out the house fromCastleburry, Hey, John, Hey,

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what's up? Guys? Fucking aboutzero zero four five yeah, sir John
continue Uh so, yeah, Isnuck out a couple of times. But
my siblings, they they struck outa couple of times, but they were
sloppy at their work. Man,they couldn't cover up their tracks and stuff
like that. So how many peoplehow many people are having your family?
I mean the kids. I'm theoldest, I'm the only male. So

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those two young girls, Oh so, so they coming for you when you
snuck out or they didn't know whenyou were sneaking out. No, they
didn't cover through because I knew whatI was doing, so they they didn't
even know I snuck out sometimes.So but it was my sister one time
she had she she wanted to sneakout, and I was like, bro,
you're gonna get caught, and yeah, she almost got caught. I
had to sneak out to go gether. So yeah, so you there's

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sometimes where I'm like, all right, cool, Like, as long as
you come in in a reasonable time, I don't know about it anything.
But if you start messing up,like you know, you you take an
inch, they take a mile.Yeah, you give him an inch to
take him out. Yeah, Iwas like, yeah, after a while,
they stopped doing that. They tookmy car to sneak out one time.
I was like, yeah, yeah, you take a little bit,
and I was like, yep,I'm snitching. This is a snitching factory

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right here. I was like,hey, they're your daughter out again.
She said, well, I meanif you're looking out for that safety hold
on the second there, John fromOrlando, Courtney, Hi morning, Hey
Courtney. Uh so did you sneakout? Well? And many many times,
But the one biggest time I snuckout was when I decided, like

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two months after I got home fromboarding school and my parents sent me to
that was like horrible. I waslike, I'm leaving home permanently. I
want to make sure that doesn't happenagain. So I made a plane and
my friend bought me a plane ticket. I jumped out of my second story
window one night and threw the hugsuitcase down in front of me and walked
like a mile down the road wheremy boyfriend picked me out, took me

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to the airport, and I flewall the way from Columbus, Ohio,
out to Arizona, where my sisterwas in college. What how old were
you? Sixteen? About a monthbefore I turned seventeen seventeen, and so
would your parents come and get you? No? No, no, uh,
they couldn't find me. I evenlike dited my hair brown because they

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put an investigator after me. I'mahead. So you didn't sneak out,
you ran away? Hold on,baby, hey, hey, this true
story happened to me. Ain't evensneaking out now. It started with a
sneak out and then it turned intoa fugitive situation. You ran away from
home? I did, and Inever went back. My sister actually had
a friend who wanted to get emancipated, so we tried to go to Vegas
so we could like marry each otherthere, but it didn't work out.

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So then I flew back to Florida, where my aunts and uncles were,
and they helped me go to thecourt process of actually look like my parents
losing custody of me, and Ijust stayed down in Florida, So technically
she's still snuck out. She neverwent back. I'm from Columbus. I'm
so of course, Columbus Curving andlet's go. You've loved us all speechless,

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It's pretty awesome. Actually, wow, I how to do it?
Man? I had to get away. But I I turned out good and
I finished high school. I joinedthe Navy for four years. We serve.
I am the only kid in myfamily that got a degree in college.
And so I've done everything I'm supposedto. Yeah. No, and
it could have gone way side.You did it on your terms. You

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hold on a second, right,what they saying over there? Oh she's
never talked to him ever. Again, Well, lit's see. You want
to find out somewhere. Is sheall right? We are good? Are
you good? Family good? Yeah? Oh that's wild. Okay. My
buddy and I used to sneak outand go street racing all the funds and
games until we got dropped by thepolice. That's right, you do that.

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Now they're looking for you straight streetraces. They are looking for you
now. Yeah, Christina said,my kids may must never know this,
but mama's got skills. I stillsneak out, but this time I go
running super early in the morning.Oh so the kids don't. Yeah,
when she was younger, she's sneakingall the time. Okay, somebody snuck
out when they were twelve years old. The maintenance ma man told on them

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no though, that night, andI was just forty three and never forget
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they snuck out, they hang outwith their boyfriend one time, drive around,
roll back up to the house atthree am, and the garage door
started opening. Oh so my dadwas standing there. Who was a cop

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by the way, Oh, justwaving and she was obviously grounded for a
while. For real. If yousneak out and your dad's a your breve,
yeah, you are brave. Andif I see the garage, don't
keep going. We're gonna figure thisout in a minute. I'm gonna gitting
duck down in the car. Justkeep going, norse. Yeah, mister
Styles, he said that he snuckout one time and his dad found out,
and he purposely went to his bedin his room, so that when

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mister Styles came back into the room, the dad rolled over and grabbed him.
He's like, gotcha. Oh ohthat was scammy to death. Yeah,
oh my goodness, all right,Courtney who ran away from home,
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