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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Getting up to about sixty three raids is still fitshed
six out there.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is, yes, fifty.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Six right now, But tonight they say wind chill, make
it feel like he's thirty four. In central floor, I say,
come up your plants. Yep, you see the little nice
plants we got walking in and they' dying. Make sure
your water's dripping up your pikes.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh you don't do that, not Florida. All right, we'll
suit yourself. Roll those dice if you want to go.
Ray saw this posted yesterday, and.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah it said I'm an adult and I still blank.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You know what when you said that? You know, whenever
we bring up topics, I think how I can relate
to this. My list is so long. Yeah, I just
don't do anything as an adult. Everything I do is
from like from a kid, eat breakfast for dinner. I
still buy toys. I walk around in my underwear. I
can go on. Let's see, I wear stained shirts. I
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just do things spontaneously for no reason. I mean, I've
done nothing. The only thing I do as an adult
is pay bills.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Do you have a job, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I do the adulting, but I'm a big kid at heart. Man,
I'll answer. I'll answer the phone. If I'm bored in
the car line, I'll answer the phone to a spam
some of those spam calls. If I'm sitting down, going hello,
who call them? Baby? I don't need no insurance. But
I'm not a five year old. I'll do that in
a heartbeat, just to amuse myself. So the list goes on.
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And what do you do as an adult? Uh, you're
an adult and you still do what I.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Still want, like cereal for dinner. Sometimes I had to fight.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I got some sugar smacks in the last year. Sugar.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yes, I still color. I color a lot even.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it's adulting now, adults of color. I still love
to hula hoop.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Obviously you are the champion, right be kids, she does
not cares take them out.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
She'll take them out. You come here, you're coming here,
challenge RACI will take you out. He'll take you out too, batter.
I'm telling you that, Narisia, you messed it at the
Ieheartpool party. She was trying, she was she gave it everything.
She I mean, she was cramping up because she wanted
to beat Ray. The were just in.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
She said she was drinking and everything that lady I
felt bad for I was ready to not raise hula
hoop down.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
She wanted to win some much me. What is this?
I'm adult? Not still?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What cannon ball into the pool? Let's go watch. My
wife hates because I splash everything. I eat peanut butter
with a spoon. I got just dig a spoon peanut butter.
My wife hates that too. I slide across the floor
in my socks.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I do that one. That's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Literally, I spread through the house and then I slide
the last yeah, ten feet. Absolutely, I still order off
the kids menu.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Dip dangs and honey mustard like it ain't nobody's business.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So honey mustard just because you got problems.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I do absolutely, And I didn't want to say it
because you're, you know, right now, trying to fight the
at But I actually pour sugar or dip sugar, dip
things and sugar all the time, need them.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I did. I put sugar in a bowl and then
dip strawberries and sugar and eat it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's all you can say to that. That's all you
can say. Wow, Wow, I don't judging. Wow A very
condescending judging if I would have done that text the
xlm obile.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right now, I'm saying, how dare you be so mean
to everybody?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was just saying wow, Like I'm just saying that
because I know how to destroyed my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean that we really are all kids was a thing.
I don't want you to have to go through what
I'm going Okay right now in my life.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wow. Wow. That's all I gotta say is wow.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
My mom is reminding me that I'm still a child,
so I still call her mommy, like i I'm like
mommy around.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You know.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I asked her to buy me things when I'm with her,
like if we're at Hosco where I teach him.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was like, I mean, can you buy this for me? O?
My lord a lot trophy?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh wait, I'm not Wow, I'm still I'm still afraid
to tell my mom about the travels that are going
to come up. You know, I feel like I have
to ask you don't want to work like I used
to have to ask her. But now I'm like, no, no,
I'm an adult. I pay bills. I can I can
tell her now, but I'm still afraid. I still sleep
with the Teddy bear.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Wow. You already know. It just came out Sep with
the Teddy Bear. Nothing. As long as you feel safe
and secure, I do it is Eugene is my man.
He okay, I thought you were judging me for a second.
He was absolutely was. I don't know when it came from. Seriously,
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it wasn't even thought about it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, say that line again. Oh yeah, you already know.
I always say, let's go. That's it.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
End.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I stopped myself. Yeah, you don't want to say it. Crazy,
you want to say it. Nobody wants what I think.
My kids stopped saying it about three years ago. Actually,
I'm heart.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it says. I'm ana don't
not still there. It is example wow wow four old
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want to hit from you. Finish the statement I'm an
adult and I still do what somebody up with a
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pair of tickets. Orlando City Soccer. The Squad is all
set to kick off twenty twenty five campaign against the
Philadelphia Union Saturday, February twenty second at seven o'clock. All
right is the home opener. If you want to go
fill in the blanks. I'm anna doe and I steal what.
Collins want to talk to you text put it on
social media. We went here from you. I'm stealing a
doe and I do what. Four oh seven now one
nine one on six seven eight seven seven now one
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nine one of six seven. We'll be talking to you
next on Johnny's' scoring to be sixty three. That's all
that's gonna get today, but they'll be back in the
eighties by a week from now. So we're gonna have
some cold weather for the next two or three days,
and it's gonna start warming up again. Fifty six right now,
partly cloudy and gusty winds expected today. We want you
to finish the statement, I'm an adult and I steal what.
Gonna hook somebody with a pair of tickets to Orlando
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City Soccer. They got their home opener happening this Saturday
at seven point thirty. All right, let's find out from you.
What do you do from Deltona River? Good morning, Good morning,
how are you good? Good?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm an adult and I steal what?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
So I'm an adult and I steal baby talk with
my best friend and have sleepovers.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
At our house every weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Paul, do you I'm nineteen, So what do you?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Let's say, raise your friend. How would y'all talk to
each other?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
My god, and your friend talk back to you that
way he does.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
It's the most funny thing.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
And we cannot stop.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know what I said about that?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Wow you hold on river?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, okay, yeah, wow, that one's worthy.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Logan from Make Married logan. Hello, Hey, don't choke, now,
take your time.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
We're here.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
We can we can't help you with CPO over the
over the radio.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
All right, I'm the Two things so I like to
do with an adult is eat a bunch of candy
and uh, color on my phone.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah you can color on your phone? Yeah, they have
like little apps.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah really okay, I like that one. I like that
one because I still kind of do that. I'm about
to coloring on the phone thing. Uh, let's see from Orlando, Cecilia.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Hey, how you do?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
How you do?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Can you hear me? I can hear you. I hear you?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay, So I'm an adult and I still ride through
the parking lot on like the shopping car from the
grocery store.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I do that too.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There's a Walmart neighborhood store on the corner of a
Popkin Island and uh and Conroy And as soon as
you walk down it has a decline.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The only thing you can't steal them things'erous. It's very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yes, yes, and if.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yep, I like that too, you hold on a second.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Uh. From the very I saw a rock Good morning,
Good morning? All right, I'm steal an adult and I
do what.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
I still don't like talking on the phone really, rather
make my doctor appointments online. And if I can't do that,
I'll have my boyfriend call.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well, here's the thing, talking on the phone is that
that's the thing you used to do as a kid.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I even love talking on the phone.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
No, we live talked and never answer the phone. Don't
answer the door. So if I could board that interaction,
I will.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You know what's funny, we had that same rule because
I was a latchkey kid. You couldn't answer the phone.
I evermyone wants the phone ring and it was my
mom testing me, and I answered the phone. You answer
the phone. But it was ringing.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I was used to her doing everything. My mom did
everything on the phone for me until I was nineteen.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Wow, and now you got your do you say your
husband does it for you?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
My boyfriend? I'm thirty?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Now, okay, you got a good one. Then you hold
on a second, miss ring What they saying all up
over there?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I'm a bib just because when you're eating out and
you don't want to get stuff on you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So you were wearing an adult bib. Yeah, I don't
do that.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Wow, that's another one of them. Wow worthy a bill
But yeah, wow, I don't even do that. When I go,
like to the lobster place and they give you one,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I don't do that. I love putting those.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I lean back if I know it's gonna hit the shirt, Yeah,
lean forward. I got to eating shirts, right, I'm ready
for it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Same here. You know going out that you're gonna get stayed?
Uh be what they said?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
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Speaker 3 (09:52):
I'm an adult and I still squirt the whip cream
in my mouth from the can.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh I do that every time we First off, my
wife hates it. I still call shotgun. So one said,
when I get in the car.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Let's go. I do that when I'm with my sister.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I haven't done that in years. You got it's a
funny thing. You got to honor the shotgun you do. Yeah,
you know we got the reason why to say over there.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Yeah, mister styles p he says, I'm an a dawn.
I still collect Jordan sneakers. I got like seventy pairs
of my wife.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
There's a lot of adults that do that. Hey, kids
can't afford to ude. That's an a thing for sure.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Remember first one in, we're gonna hook you up pair
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Speaker 2 (10:27):
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Speaker 2 (12:41):
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Speaker 1 (12:41):
I did see an email that we sent out about
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and final.
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All right, Ray, explain what complain and be positive is
all about.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Okay, so we're very good at complaining here in the
United States, and so we just want you to complain,
but then wrap it up with some sort of silver
lining with your complaints.
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six seven. You can get in and you get text.
The XL mobile is four one oh sixty seven. Live streamers.
Go ahead and do it. You can plain a whole lot,
just say something nice behind it, and also we'll we'll
throw it up on social media. What you do is
you complain and then you wrap it up with something positive.
(14:01):
We'll show you how gusty wind right you complain and
then your compliment. I was sitting there thinking, I ain't
got nothing to complain about.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm good. You got anything anyone to complain about?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You good?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'm all right, Brian? How about you?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I got so much work, I don't even know where
to start. But what it's because I'm leaving on the
Margarita Ville see crew Tuesday, I'll be in Key.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
West and then Mexico chilling. Nice. I'll be thinking about y'allough,
no you won't. I will please don't please to think
about it. How I wish y'all were there with me
A good time, Nurice anything? Are you good?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just a little bit deep here.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
So my complaint is okay, So I just went through
a breakup. Y'all know I've been through this a little bit.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Uh, And I did a lot of people saying, hey,
you know you had a man, yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Because I had talked about him just a little bit. So,
but I you know, I even ask you guys to
help me die it down a little bit. And it's
tough to bring that, you know energy, leave it at
home and not bring it on the air. But the
positivity out of that is that yesterday I had a
little bit of a breakthrough moment with Brian. He literally
helped me bring out my confidence even on my lowest
and most vulnerable time.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
So I had a brother's sister moment. Imagine that the
mean one, No, the one that gives me a backbone.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Yeah, Brian and I we were talking here for like
thirty minutes. We didn't even mean to turn this into
a conversation, but he helped me kind of see the
positive in bringing a certain type of energy on the air.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, because I'm still so.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Are Our consultant told me, he goes, how much do
you share? He might be listening, how much do you
share of yourself? I said, probably about fifty. They need more, Johnny, Yeah,
they need more? Like how much you're talking? Nine didn't
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Tell us what he's doing after the show.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Listen if I'm doing the same thing. Yeah, it's not
to tell what you gonna do. Nap, get up, go
to the car line if you like.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Some days, I'm like, no, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I really wish my time to you guys. You got
stuff to do, all right, Uh let's see here. Oh wait, man,
you said something. Oh yeah, you have the brothers to talk.
But it trying out to be good. Okay, gotcha all right?
Eric from Winner Garden, good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Good morning Johnny's house. How is somebody doing good?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Complain and then say something nice.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
This job market is crap. This job market today is
not for a man who wants to work. But man,
I'm telling you these recruiters are leaving you on ghosts.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I feel like I'm on like.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
The recruit first bad dates.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Nobody's reaching back and it's hot out there. Johnny.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
It is hard. They are They're calling you. Oh, your resume,
it's perfect, And the next thing you know, we're gonna
put you to the hiring manager and then cricket.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Do you mind what industry? What industry?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Is it? Like that?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
An entry and even customer service they think they need
like on the front line. My tenure is not even
front line, Like I've worged myself to a manager and
even with Doc they're like, no, we're going with somebody else.
But nothing at all. But I got a sugar b.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You hold on a second. Yeah, you're lucky. After a while,
Eric's gonna say, you know what, how's that search going.
I'm just saying from Okala, Jackie, good morning, good morning,
first time caller here.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Call it numberfore you? What is in the rees? Five
YEARO four one? What's your number?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Five zero four one?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
All right, Jackie, don't be a stranger, and welcome to
Johnny's house.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
All right, So complain and then compliment.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
I have a four hour comute.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Whoa you it takes you four hours a day to
get to work.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Yeah, it's two hours each way.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Okay, that's not good either.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
But okay, but the giant house.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah you catch just two going and the other two
listen to the podcast on the way home.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Beautiful. Yeap, that works out. Well. I don't know how
you do that when Ray don't put it.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Up fast enough. No man cussing out Brian, Hey, tell
Ray to do her job.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, you tell it from.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
CASSEMMI Michelle, good morning, good morning. I complain and then
say something nice.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
Okay, Uh, me and my sister have been driving for
hours and the traffic on I four sucks and nobody
else had to drive in Florida.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Yeah, but but but.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
We are driving because we have the opportunities. It's for
colleges because I'm graduating.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
In May and I want to know where.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
I'm gonna go to college. So it's more in colleges
all around Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Wow, well, good for you, But greybouy to make a
decision because there's people already got their acceptance letters.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh yeah, you know what I told me.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I don't need to hear that. Johnny all right, you
hold on one second. Let's see, let's talk to Danny. Danny,
good morning, Good morning, all right, Danny complaining and didn't
say something nice.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
So I just got a bill of eighteen thousand dollars
for I'm a pilot, and every airplane has to go
through an annual, and it turned out to be eighteen
thousand dollars that I have to pay for this plane,
for this engine. However, the good news is at least
I have an aircraft where I can visit my family
(19:28):
and not go on spirit like you. Johnny.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Wow, Danny, Now, let's get it right. If you're gonna
insult me, say it right, everybody, what airline does I
fly right to?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
At least I know broke boat like Johnny.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yes, I mean you have a plane. You're way better
than all of us.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's what this is about. Complaining and then say the
good thing.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Let's just saying, like Johnny gott it will.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No oh that wait, pa eighteen thousand, all right, accent one,
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an up brighter called Attorney Dan Newland. So one said,
my whole house has the fluke and I'm just getting
over it.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's been miserable.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
But on the bright side, my husband and I are
leaving for a ski trip this weekend and the mother
is watching the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
All right, Jackie from Ocala, got that four hour commute,
but you listening to us? Fifty dollars gift card to
Timmy's New Orleans