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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get to stop. You can do the height, right,
you do all that business all. Yeah, but even that,
like how where'd you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Right, yeah, I need some I gonna need you to.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Provide some sort of documentation stunning with the high eighty two.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
It is forty eight right now. And today is what Brian.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It is National Let's Laugh Day, National Less Laugh Day.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
And you had the question of once the last time
you had it? At last, I'll start with you.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
A good laugh.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's anytime you get together with a like a group
of people that are and you have nothing formally planned.
Like so my wife's birthday, we all went to dinner
and then after dinner we all went hung out at
a bar and we're just all sitting around the table
and everyone's just throwing everything out and like it's how
we do on the cruise. It's you just you have
a good genuine laugh. Yeah, and it's nice. It's fun
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to do that.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was with I was in the Charlotte and my
sister Kathy. I showed her an old photo that I
had that I tried to send it through like this
photo clean up device, but it was the photo was
so old that it couldn't and it had like her
eyeball in the middle of the head, and I showed
it to her and we were crying. I mean, I couldn't.
I was just like, it's one of those. You had
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to be there and it had to be a family understand.
But I'm just I mean, she's crying. I mean I'm
laughing to the point where I realizing have you ever
laughed and you realized going, this is a really good one?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yes, I heard that.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'm like, and then I said, here it is, she's
like stopping, stopping me. And after I'm like, wow, that
was it Before then I can't really I laugh. We'll
have one of those where you're crying and the stomach,
your abs cramping up for you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That was to me, it was a Saturday with my sister.
That's why I lose my voice on the cruise. Yes,
laughing at everything. Oh yeah, because I drink too much
or I yelled too much. We just we literally laughed
for four days.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Because when you bust on somebody, they got to bust back,
and then you're busting so the people around you're laughing
and before you know it, you're like stop, stop, listen.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
My voice is gonna be called stop it right. Last
time you had a good laugh.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
So obviously we laugh a lot in here.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
But when I was doing field day last week and
they put me my friend who's another mom.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
On the cotton candy machine, we jacketed up.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
We were laughing so hard. I do not remember the
last time I laughed that hard. It like it was hurting.
I was laughing so hard. When I start laughing, very
very hard, I get like silent, but then I start
like kling.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes, yes, we.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Were looking at each other. We were crying.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
That's how it was that you say, you don't talk
about you said that laughing going this is a real
party laugh.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
We were just like making eye contact with each other
and we just couldn't stop laughing because we were like
the count candiers everywhere. It was in my eyelashes, it
was like in the kid's hair, like all over the place.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's times in here where I can't look at ray. Yes,
once we start laughing about something, we won't stop. And
you see me duck under so I look down. So
because the computer blocks us. Because if we caught lock
eyes again, it's on. Yeah, see with that friend forever.
If you see it. Want to make some cotton candy.
And you're always gonna smile. You're always gonna smile. So
listen today it is National lest Last Laugh Day. So
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do something today that'll make you laugh somewhere somehow.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Just laugh.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I mean realize ten minutes it burns fifty calories there.
You you can lose some weight.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What I mean? We laugh a lot up in here. Yeah,
I mean a lot. I don't exercise. That's my exercise
insteady I just laugh instead of exercise.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
See now I'll start losing because I'm I'm not backing
it up with some sweet sent tapes and that kind
of thing. So it's National Last Laugh Day. Please do
something to make you laugh.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
We need to hear those amazing stories that happen to you.
Will kick that off shortly right to day. Enjoy it's
gonna be beautiful. Eighty two? Is are high? Is it still?
Forty eight? Miss Ray is a woman up quickly? Fifty
two right now and a lot of sunshine and we
were off the air. First of all, we want you
to call if you have those amazing stories, true stories
it happened to me. We're talking about the cruise. If
you haven't booked yours yet, or if you're thinking about it,
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you still should do. So it is September eighteenth. What's
the count on that? Because we all just went up
to that app.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What did it say? One hundred and eighty three days?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
My goodness, Carnival Freedom. They are, well, that's where we're selling,
and it's gonna be September eighteenth, and right now until
they tell you you can't. You can put one hundred
and fifty bucks down per person and then you have
for a couple of months to pay it all off.
We're sitting here excited. We know where we're gonna where
our rooms are. There's most of the listeners. They're putting
them on the same floor, and I have asked them,
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please do not put me on that floor.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I've already told them I'll tell them what floor you're on.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If they give me drinks, I said, I will pay
extra not to.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Be on that floor.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bryan and I are neighbors.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We are neighbors. I'd have to move what I would
it because there's sounds coming out of my room. Y'all
don't need to hear those me too.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And when the boats are rocking, don't come and knocking.
We all know that phrase.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm not gonna I mean, the boat's gonna rock anywhere
it's on the ocean, but I'm not knocking. No matter what,
don't worry. But if you want to join us, it's
gonna be so much fun again. Setting sales September eighteenth,
car cruise out of a port Canaveral. We got a
lot of stuff that planned. It's going to be both
the private islands and one. Has it opened yet, No,
I don't know if it's open yet. Celebration key, I
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don't know if even so that means it's gonna be
brand new, brand yeah, I mean will be one of
the first ships to stop there for sure. So if
you want to do it, please go ahead. Go to
xl one O sixty seven dot com and Patricia. She's
a wonderful person. She will answer all your questions and
she also goes on the cruise and parties hard. Yeah,
I mean really hard. I said, hey, Patricia, I heard
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you got wild in the club. She says, you want to.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
See what Hey, man, you need to get up here,
good time.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So I didn't you know we had this rule that
what happens stay he's on it I ain't really say nothing,
but it was.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It was a time. It was fun.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Excel one O sixty seven dot com. All right, we
do this once a week. It's called True Stories that
happened to Me. Some of y'all have the most fascinating stories.
We heard people stories from someone who was dating a
secret agent.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Someone would switch that birth.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I mean, these are the stories that you've been holding
onto for a very long time. We just want to
be fascinated by these stories because you guys, when you
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Speaker 4 (07:07):
All right, true.
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Let's go first with Key, Hey Kee, good morning, Key, Yes,
I'm here. How you doing kid your work.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, I'm not at work.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
We act like you're playing on the phone. Now. You
say you're from where I am from.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Erlando, but I'm in Dundee, Dundee going dandy?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
What the hell is dandy? You just start laughing because.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You threw me off because when I moved here, I
didn't I know, I didn't know what existed. I bought
the health here.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's just like, what the hell is dandy?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
The hell dandy? I thought she was messing with me.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dandy like dandy? What the hell a dance? I don't know,
damn dandy. I have heard of Dundee, Florida. Don't know
where it is.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, it's like by Hayes City. I never heard of
it until I moved over here.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Okay, So like you're heading towards Tampa.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
All right, Keith tell Us. Try happened to me? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So I used to work at a bank. I was
a banker, So you have customers coming in and out
for different situations. So the craziest thing that happened was
I had a customer, a husband. He came in and
he reported his wife's disease. So you know, I'm being
like super empathetic and stuff like that. I'm like, oh,
you know, so sorry for your loss. We have to
call certain lines, submit death certificate, everything, and shut down
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the account, right, Okay, So three weeks later, his dead
wife comes in my bank.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
And so your bank is hunted.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
So I'm like, she's like, oh, I'm here because I'm
trying to reverse all the things that my husband did.
I'm like, what do you mean? She was like, he
reported me did and he reported her dead to all
of their banks for the Social Security Office and everything.
So I never encountered anything like this before. So I'm like,
what the heck. So I'm reaching out to my branch manager, like, hey,
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what are we doing in situation? Because all of her
accounts are shut down. We shut down the account, you know,
you take out all the money and everything, or if
they don't pick off the money, like if they're not
considered your beneficiary, they can't get the money out. So
they have to have everything like they have to go
through like a will and everything like that. But he
didn't do that. He was like, you know, just close
down the account or I'm grieving and everything. So apparently
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they've been trying to she's been trying to get through
this divorce room for four years. They let her get divorced,
so like out of spite, he reported her dead. There's
no way to make them not be dead anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's funny thing, is that, because because he went there's
a process, she just can't say, hey, nod side.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's very hard to prove that you're alive. Like being
alive isn't enough. I've read so many stories about this.
Proving that you're not dead is extremely hard. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
She had her ID, her social Security card, yes, her
birth certificate, everything, but the death specificate supersedes.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
All of that. Did he had one?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yes? Did he just like make up?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yet we can't report her dcase without the certificate. Then
we send it over to another department and they verify
that it's a real death certificate. It makes like two hours.
So I'm with this man for two hours. I'm like,
he has to be a little bit crazy, because i mean,
he the grieving fouth.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
So welm, wow, all right, you you hold over and dandy.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, it is really hard to prove you're not dead.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's so weird, Like I'm right here, not good enough.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Tammy from Palm Bay, Good.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Morning, Hey, talk the morning to you.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How are you talk of the morning to you? True
story it.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Happened to me, it did you ready?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Huh okay? So uh two years ago, was just finding
Dandy healthy and all good, and all of a sudden
got you know, thinking COVID and ended up in the
hospital with it and actually saw myself die on the monitor,
and uh, you know, I clocked out and only to
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then wake up and the cardiologists throws the room going,
you know, you totally died on me. And I was like,
I did one on you. That's not what I came
in here for, honey, And you said, you know you died.
I totally died, no joke, I totally I saw it.
I started to feeling weird. I looked at my heart monitor.
I could see it going down, down, down, down, and
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obviously then I clocked out. But right before I clocked out,
I saw what time it was on the clock on
the wall, and it was one fifty two in the morning.
And so like when they brought me back to life
and the doctors came in and they said, yeah, you
know you did this, I said, I can tell you
what time I did that, And they said, no, you can't,
I said, because I actually saw myself die. And but anyway,
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after that, there was just so many complications because you know,
the heart gum was in large. I mean it just
the mountains.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Did you see any light or anything or you just went.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
From doctor, No, I know, I not see anything like that.
That was not my experience with it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
It was just.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Totally watching yourself, your heart just absolutely decreased, and looking
at what time it was going, Okay, this is when
I died.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
How long were you dead for?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
I was only dead for about six ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So you probably didn't run into the last caller's wife
coming back.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
She was coming back, she was coming back. Good thing they.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Didn't get a death certificate for you, otherwise we.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Weren't need to talk to you really, you know, thankfully
the nurses, you know, they're watching your heart the entire time,
and then you know everyone's rushing in and you're going,
what the heck just happened? And I mean, this.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Is why we do this segment, because we want to
hear stuff like this that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Yeah, it's absolutely crazy. And then even just from that
six seconds, I mean of just being you know, completely dead.
I mean then the heart was in Mars and there
was all kays of complications afterwards and it was just mama.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But anyway, hey, you sound great.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You sound great, I mean for a dead person. Yeah,
you know why.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Why because that happened in Pennsylvania. And after that my
husband and we've been married twenty nine years, and he said,
you know, we could be doing life without you right now.
He's like, you want to do something wild and crazy?
And I was like, what do you want to do?
Let's move to Florida. I'm like, we know nobody, we
have nobody with even every house, and we're just up
in there.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Could you sound extremely happy making that making that decision? Wow?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You hold on, all right, you.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Got that's tough because these are both really good. All right,
private vote?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
All right?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
We have uh, we have ka Kay is number one
from Dandy, who who reported somebody dead Nick came back
and said, ain't dead. And then you had Tammy, who
actually died from COVID but brought her back. She's number two,
all right on account of three one two, three, Okay,
all right.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Tammy, Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Fifty dollar gift card to the Great Greek Mediterranean grill.
You had an amazing story, and thank you for sharing that.
I'm glad you're here with us.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Absolutely love love sharing it.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
All right, Key, any other time you want to stay.
That's a great story. Any other time, damn me. Hold on.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
We'll get some information from you.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Okay, Absolutely, that's.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Why we do it.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
That's an amazing, amazing story. All right, Ray, what you are?
You look at shock, what's going on? What you're working on?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
See