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June 9, 2025 1 min
Got an MLB team that sucks every season?  Now there's help.  It's SELLTHETEAM! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three. Are you struggling with bounts of
lethargy and depression? Anytime you enter the downtown area or
listen to AM radio, does the smell of peanuts and
crackerjacks make you uncontrollably nauseous? Have you been driven to
physical violence just by the name Blake? This is a
growing problem in the state of Colorado. You're not alone,

(00:23):
and now there's help, introducing Sell the Team. Sell the
Team is a proven formula used by less than professional
sports organizations four years to effectively manage or even completely
end losing seasons. Sell the Team provides fast, effective relief
from cheap money grabs, stale ideas, one hundred loss seasons,

(00:45):
imbalanced trades, and crippling contracts, freeing you and the entire
state from the poor decisions your MLB team is making.
Side effects of Sell the Team include winning games, competent ownership,
general happiness, cheering, d looking for joy, increased sex, drive,
playoff games, and in extreme cases, world Series championships. Ask

(01:08):
no demand, Sell the team today. Nurse LOL at five
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