This is NOT how I'd expect drugs and ambulances to connect.

Like, we're happy you were there...but how random.

TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Faye has a vacation problem!
The latest on Kyle's husband...and her phone!
ADD TRIVIA!
Payton's fiance...(?)
+ SOmuchMORE!!!

Episode Transcript

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If Chaos was a radio show you'relistening to it meets John Jay and Rich.
Kyle wanted to know, has anyoneever yelled is there a doctor in
the house or somebody coln ambulance?Is anyone hear a full point seven shine

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shout Jacob Rich the best morning showever? Jack at them down. It's
nobody better April, good morning,Good morning. So you've ever been in
a situation where someone had to say, conambulance? Is there a doctor in
the house. I work at theairport and I had a passenger who had
missed their flight, and we werejoking around with them, and he just

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collapsed on the floor in front ofus. Oh, and I freaked out
a little bit, and I'm like, oh my gosh, we need help
right here, right now. Well, the flight that was boarding next door
to us actually had the Surgeon Generalfor the United States in there going on
that flight. She jumped over theseat and came over and helped doing CPR.

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Got him well. He they brokecouple of his ribs. I actually
am friends with him still after likefour years of after this happened, we
still keep in contact with each otherabout it. They broke his ribs doing
CPR. Yeah, he had aheart attack. It was crazy, but
you said the surgeon general, likethe surgeon general. The surgeon general was

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boarding the DC flight next door tous, and they she jumped right over
and took right over, and wehad her. We had another nurse that
was there trying to like crowd controland assist the surgeon general. And then
we had a military guy because theyhad to keep switching off till the until
the paramedics got there. That's ahell of a story. That's a great

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story. What do you what doyou do for the airport? Can?
I don't off? I could saywhy it rhyme with mouthwest is hurricanes?
All right, Well, well April, thank you for sharing that story.
That's a hum digger right there,and he's okay, you guys saved a

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human life. We still keep incontact. It's probably about four or five
years ago and we're we're still keepin contact. He checks in with me,
tells me Merry Christmas. Hey,this is what's going on. This
is what the doctor said, andhe's very very great. Well, good,
well, thank you, April,have a great day and be safe.
Dry say thanks for listening. Thankyou too. R W. John

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Rich, what's crack alike? Andthis is the Big Boss do snoopy Diagle
double gigsel dang boom what you don't. We're not talking about rid ten team.
We're not talking about last year.It's the one and only dog you
all, the last big Deagle doublegizzl in your face to me and in
the place to be. And you'relistening to John Jay and Rich Wake you

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away one oh four seven Kiss FM, John Day Rich, it's Wednesday,
April seventeenth, twenty twenty four.You could jump on the air with us
right now at eight seven seven ninethree seven one oh four seven. A
couple things. Every once in awhile on our show, we do something
that's really big. It takes off, you know. And the two things
lately where to get where Kyle's palmtrees? Are sure she wanted to buy

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these palm trees at Costco? Andalso your husband, the health of your
husband, that's right? So howis he he's doing? Okay? I
think we called the doctor and thedoctor said he could see him in about
two weeks. And I was like, I'm pretty sure you need to call
him back and tell him you needto see him. Sooner. So I
don't know. There really isn't awhole status update on my husband. He's

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been feeling like he's going to passout. He's had ringing in his ear,
he's ad vertigo, he's had highblood pressure. He's got all kinds
of issues. Right now. I'mplate like, please don't stop falling apart,
like I need you. Somebody calledearly this morning. I paid the
phone. They said, Kyle saidthat her father in law's diabetic. Could
her husband be diabetic because a lotof those symptoms are the same. Well,
that's funny you say that, becausemy father in law told my husband

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to get that checked out just incase. We have so many doctors,
we're like reverse web em D.People tell us everything. I appreciate it
so much because there was and therewas someone else who texted me about like
she said she has like a bellgun nerve or some vala nerve or something
like that that could be compressed andthat could cause it because she was having

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the same issue. And I'm like, he just needs to get in.
He needs to get in and gethis body checked and probably some blood work
or something like that. It wasit just once, right, It's been
a few times. Yeah, that'sscary. Yeah, well you know,
not that I not to minimize whatyou're going through, but you know today's
day too. At me wearing abelt, WHOA, how did go yesterday?
I thought for sure, after likehaving to take extra time every time

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you go to the bathroom a milliontimes in morning, that you would change
that. I was going to butI love wearing my jeans so much because
but my gees are too big,so were the belt. But the thing
is, here's the difference. Iwas like, go to the bathroom,
you it's a little extra. Sonow I'm trying to figure out which is
the best way to put the beltin because I went and left and then
it was more uncomfortable. So nowI went in the other way and put

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my belt in right, so thatwhen I stand at the Urinale, I
just go wham. Interesting, it'sall stressful. Well, the thing is
is that we had a pretty goodshow yesterday. So now you have to
wear a belt every day until wedon't wear a belt today? Right now?
Are you wearing the belt to keepyour pants up or because it's a
fashion statement keep my pants up?And because Ryan Gosling had it cool,
because my pants are too baggy,and so my wife's like, just wear

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a belt, but I'm like aword belt room, I'm my dad.
And then Brian Gosling had the beltand I thought, so I was searching
for better pants, but I can'tfind better pants. Now you can be
like, what am I Ryan Gosling? That's right? Yeah, real quick,
how what is the I'm dying tohear this. You know, most
of us in the studio have iPhones. You have the Samsung and you said
there's something on your phone. Youguys, this is super cool. So

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there was an update on my phoneand now I can take a picture in
my photo gallery. Payne, showme your sweatshirt. Okay, so I'm
gonna take a picture of Peyton andsweatshirt. Now I go to that picture
right and I can circle her sweatshirtand it will look it up online and
tell me where to buy it.Oh my god. So it's like that

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goole image, sirch but on yourphone, on photos, on Google pages,
on any image you have on yourphone. That's pretty sweet. It's
cool to know my sister got therejacket from Timu. Yeah, well you
can get it on Timu. Youcan also get on Dhgate or Alley Express,
deepoper eBay, Etsy, show mejump back to pants. I'm like

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I said before I discovered this beltthing. I was at the Sun's game
last week and one of the guysworked there had a really cool pair of
pants, and I wanted to gotalk to him, but I couldn't get
I didn't get the nerve to gotalk to him. I took a picture
of his pants and thought that maybeI could. So can I send you
the picture to get it right now? So cool thing lately, huh,

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just the potent. When I discoveredthis, I can't tell you. I
was going through all different pictures inmy gallery and I was like, what's
this? It is bananas from WalartFruit. Yeah, like and really almost
everything that I've tried so far.You can like circle it and find a
place to buy it. That's reallyconvenient. That's really cool, amazing,

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amazing, send me the picture foundit. What's great is it's eliminated all
conversations that you'll ever need to have. Where'd you get that you need to
ask anybody anymore? You just takea picture of the Okay, so I
just said to you the picture,Just let me know. Take your time,
no stress, but I buy themright now online if you get it?
Are you looking at right now?My picture came through. I just
circled them. Oh there's all there'sall different ones my shopify. You can

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get it on Marcari, you geton grailed and get it on Instagram.
You can get it on eBay.Can you send me the link so I
can go get it? Brand ofhants are they? Oh? Those are
so cool? Don't say the brandbecause I don't anyone else to buy it.
Okay, first, let me first. What's coming up with three things?

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You know? Besides this great thingyour phone? Another reason to get
a Samsung right Live Nation is facinga lawsuit from the US government. Specifics
aren't really clear, but they're thinkingit involves anti trust claims, arguing that
Live Nation is basically a monopoly.Interestingly enough, Live Nation actually published an
essay about a month or two agothat they were saying they're not a monopoly

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and they actually have more competition thanever right now, which may actually be
partially true. With the announcement thatTikTok made TikTok has now teamed up with
axs and certified artists to offer ticketsyou can buy concert tickets on TikTok.
Now, so you really like thatTikTok song that you've been doing the dance
to click this you'll be a tobuy tickets to their show. Oh yes,

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very genius. They can't take TikTokfrom us. There's just so many
great things between that and the TikTokshop and all the information you get.
I can't live without TikTok right now. They're doing things really smart. But
I mean it's it's definitely still inthe works to get TikTok bann. Yeah,
it just hasn't gone anywhere my info, but I do want the stuff
right. Kaitlin Clark is currently thecenter of the sports world. I mean

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everyone's talking about her. She justgot drafted first in the WNBA for four
years at the Indiana Fever. Now, that contract, they say, could
be worth about three hundred and thirtyeight thousand dollars in its entirety, which
averages do about like eighty eighty fivethousand dollars a year, which is a
decent salary, except when you compareit to this, there are several NBA

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mascots that will be making more thanKaitlyn Clerk's entire four year deal in one
year. So the Nuggets Scott Rockythe Mountain Lion, he earns about six
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars ayear. A year, they got to
be the Atlantic Hawks Harry the Hawksix hundred thousand dollars a year. In

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the Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bullmakes about four hundred thousand dollars a year.
So those three mascots alone will makemore in one year than Katelyn Clark
were making into her entire first contract. Also, so her entire four year
contract is worth three hundred and thirtyeight thousand dollars. She was the number
one draft pick in the WNBA.Victor Webban Yama was the number one draft

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pick in the NBA. His fouryear contract is worth fifty five million dollars.
Yeah, we see. You knowwhat this says, guys, we
just need to support the WNBA.Go buy your season tickets, go buy
the jerseys. Let's sell out thesecrowds. So that, I mean,
that the way to do it.That's I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, we compare things,but you really you really can't because in
the NBA, they sell out twentythousand seats every night. And you right

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now there's a lot of hype withKaitlyn Clark, but if you go a
year ago, two years ago,there's going to these games. Well,
the revenue is where we're lacking init, So go and support your local
women's basketball team xact exactly do wedeserve to get paid? Don't feel too
bad for Kayler Clark though, sheis making around three point four million dollars
a year in her endorsements, andI'm sure those endorsements will go up now

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that she's in the WNBA, whichfor her. But yeah, like like
Shack, you see Shack in everycommercial probably probably, And that's three things
you need to know. Let's getto pay his predictions, pain, What
is the vibe today? I'm gonnatell you the front that you like to
put on based on your zodiac signeight seven seven nine three seven one four
seven. Now is the time toget your horoscope read, Darlene. What's

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your sign? Cancer? Oh?I know, okay, cancers, You
guys are usually my sensitive one.So sensuality is the front that you sometimes
try to put up. Cancers,You guys can be so desperate for love
sometimes that you can use it asa way of method for receiving attention.
So you need love and true connectionswhich can be stopped by the harsh world

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around you. So you like toput up that front that you're a little
bit like a little bit like moretougher than you actually are. Oh my
gosh, that is so so meand this fact. I wrote a letter
in two thousand and three when Ifirst moved to Tucthon to the John Day
and Rich Show, saying help mefind a band, and I'm still single.

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So we didn't do a very goodjob. We get your letter,
do you think do we call?Do we put you on the radio?
No? I wasn't able to geton the radio at that time because the
way my work schedule was and needingto work. So well, let's find
you a man. We can findyou a man. Now, do me
favorite shoot us an email not aletter or all right? Yes, all

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right, darling, thanks for listening. Seriously though we can. We got
some matchmaker power. Okay, havea great time. I'm going to do
that tonight, all right, doit all right? Thank you? By
November the Taurus, good morning,good morning, all right for my Taurus,
my bulls. Confidence is the frontthat you guys try to put up.

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A tourist can seem like the mostput together, strong and intelligent individual
of the zodiac, but deep down, you guys are really afraid of things.
You don't feel secure emotionally, soyou put up a front above above
those feelings. So when you feelweak alone and you need something to rely
on, you just snake it untilyou make it, till you make it.

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And John Jay, are you goingto actually hook her up? Because
you know, okay, why doyou write me a letter? Remember a
letter? What you're looking for?Good luck? All right bye? How
about for Kyle the Libra, Yeah, Kyle. The front libras try to

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put up is perfection. Libras.You don't like allowing yourselves room for error,
and that's because you can care sodeeply about what other people think about
you. So sometimes without knowing,you aim to be as perfect as possible,
whether perfection to them is top gradesand a clean appearance or appearing as
if you just don't care. Inreality, you guys are just like us,
you libras. No we're not,we're apart. No, you're not,

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definitely not. Picey's rich lightheartedness isthe front that you try to put
up. Pisces, you always seemto be in your own little world.
You giggle, and you never reallytake things seriously. So your burden by
thoughts and feelings beyond what your averageperson experiences. So your lighthearted, unsophisticated
behavior is all a front in hopesof lessening your burdens. I'd like to

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come up, hey, Leo's prideis the front that we try to put
up. We all know that Alliancepride is very big, but very few
realize why Leo's put up this front. So in short, it's because we're
insecure. We boast, and weseek the control of the world around them
because on the inside, I guesswe're self conscious and I'm not gonna lie.
I feel personally attacked by myself.Can we show? Oh? What

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about Virgo dependability? John Jay?Is the front that you Virgos put up.
Virgoes, You're dependable, so don'tget me wrong, but you try
too hard to be. Your biggestfear is to just be useless in this
world. So when you're being ashoulder to leonon, they have a strange
way of leaning right back on toyou. You guys need others to help
you feel worth something. Fascinating,very cool. If we missed your sign,

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you know you can see what itis at John Jaynrich dot com Jay
and Rich. So we got stacksand hacks. I have stacks of information
and Rich has life hacks. Solet us begin the stacks and hacks.
Here's some of the information I have. Thirty percent of Americas describe themselves as
late night snackers. Anyone here lateice snackers? Yes? No? What
do you snack on? Peyton likechips most of the time? Funny you

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say that most of us are notreaching for celery. No, our three
favorite late night snacks are cookies,ice cream, and chip yup. Wall
Street Journal did a big ride upon how a lot of shepherds, that's
right, shepherds like the Jesus days, the Moses days. I didn't know
there was still around, but apparentlya lot of shepherds use axe body spray
to prevent the male sheep from fighting. The smell is so strong and makes

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their hormones and and everything get along, so they don't really. I think
the axe body people knew that whenthey invented it. That's bizarre, that's
a hack. What do you think, Peyton, I think it just takes
me back to like the seventh gradehallways, and it's smelling like acts and
it's awful. That's funny, assor acts. To clarify that, an

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article claims that reclining seats on airplanesare going to be phased out. There
are many reasons, but upright seatswould be cheaper for the airlines. I'm
fine with that because I'm always afraidto recline because it piss off the person
behind me. Thirty five year oldman was arrested after he flew into a
rage at a Dunkin Donuts in NewYork City. He was mad because he
wanted six pumpkin donuts. They onlyhad five to sell, so he had

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a meltdown. And guess what,he's facing seven years in prison. Not
worth it, dude, I know, man, This sort made me think
of Kyle, because you're the lastuny. You talk about your taxes, you
need to go meet with your taxguy. It was kind of I'm not
saying your tax guy was fishy,but there's this the way you said I've
got to meet my tax guy,and then you know, it made me
think about this story. A taxguy in New York City known as the

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Magician, was arrested by IRS agentsbecause he stole one hundred million dollars from
his clients. Oh my gosh.Police in Indiana arrested an idiot who was
going one hundred miles per hour onhis motorcycle while standing on the seat.
Dumb, Why would you do that? That's a natural selection. I'm sorry,
Like, that's just not smart.And this is for Peyton and Grant.

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Jimmy Johns has rolled out a deliciouslydope dimebag to celebrate four twenty.
It's a ten dollar meal aimed atcuring the munchies. Heck, yeah,
I'm going to Jimmy John's because that'sa great sandwich when you got the munchies.
Schiba Hud for everything, yea,yeah. I wonder if chiba ha
will do something, because that's theirwhole does something twenty four hours, that's
their whole thing all the time.I realize, look at their menu.

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I know their menu is like namedand stuff like that. After I know,
but she's talking about like specials andstuff like that, Like are we
getting free chiba hud because it's fourtwenty or what Kyle has the best food,
but it's not the healthiest food,but it's so perfect and opening up
by me too. I'm so excited. What do you have for life?
Actors? All right? So lifeexperts, like health experts, were asked,
what are the smallest, tiny thingsthat can make you happier throughout the

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day, And don't tell us thinkpositively because that's really hard to do.
What are the easiest things that wecan do? And they put together a
list of ten things. I'm justgonna give you just a few because we're
not going to go through all ten. But one of them is that you
should change your sheets at least oncea week because they say the sleeping on
dirty sheets actually affects your brain.In fact, you should reorganize your space
so it's not so cluttered. Sleepmore than seven hours, but not much

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more than eight in every day.Start your day. The first thing you
do, drink a glass of waterwith a little bit of lemon minute.
Those and many more things can justhelp your day be happier. And you
can find that list of life hacksat John jayebridge dot com. The commercials
are vitally out there. Let's getback to John Jane Ridge, Jaylee,
good morning, you're on the air. Thanks for holding hi. So I

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just want to let you guys knowhow I. I guess I saved the
lady a week at a WE event. At a WE event like the video
game WE No, it's like afor earl cup. It's a big like
weed, a weed, right right? But I thought you did WE like
W I I I didn't hear theweed. We need to enunciate and taste

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every word to what happened to her. So I was standing in line and
a guy started yelling help, hope, I need help some like she was
like needing somebody to help him.I look over there's a lady just laying
on the ground and nobody going overto help the guy. So kind of
how to do compression I learned abouta NASCAR race. But I went over

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there and started doing compressions on thelady and so, uh, the a
m R walked up on us andshe was dehydrated. Oh, just passed
down. Needed water. Yeah,she didn't even smoke anything yet. I
guess she's just dehydrated. It wasthe guy's daughter, so he was just
completely freaking out. Didn't realize whatto do. Because she was just passed

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out, only with like a bunchof people smoking weed. Could you go
move out of the way. I'vebeen to a NASCAR event. I can
handle the part that the dad broughthis daughter to a weed event. I
think that's pretty cool. Well,hung up with with things, I'm hung
up on what an a m Ris trying to figure that out. It's

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an AMR. The paramedics, Ohe mt No, that's like the of
that's the company. I'm sorry,Yeah, I should have said at yeah,
well did she come back too?After she had passed out and you
gave her compressions so good? Shewas coming back like and like they came

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over, took over and she wasbarely I guess like she was. I
don't know how to explain it.I'm not a doctor, but she came
right to aspit it out. Areyou still there? Nice to Jane,
Hi, Jaylee, thanks for listening. You have a great day. Thank
you for calling in so much.What's this fiance stuff? Even in the

(21:37):
in the tease to tell you what'scoming up where I said, uh,
we're gonna what's going out? Paintedher fiance? I was like, I
know, I'm like immediately look ather hand. What So, you guys
know how I was telling you guys, like a little while back that my
dad introduces my boyfriend Kadeem as hisson in law. Yeah, so it

(21:57):
has now like it it's always beenlike kind of cute, you know.
I love that my dad feels thatway that he can introduce my boyfriend as
that. But it's it's gotten tobe a problem because yesterday I was at
an open gym for the high schoolgirls that I coach, and my dad
is a basketball trainer. He trainskids to just be better basketball players,

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right, and he started training twoincoming freshmen that are supposed to come and
play for me next year. Andso I'm leaving the open gym, I'm
walking out with these players in oneof the moms, and the mom is
talking to me because my boyfriend Kademalso helps my dad train, It's like
their kind of little tag team businessduo, right, And she's talking to

(22:40):
me and she's like, yeah,and your fiance and your fiance, and
yeah, yeah, yeah, andyour fiance. He's so awesome your fiance.
And I just like I wanted tojust accept it as it was and
let this woman think that Kadem wasindeed my fiance, and I had to
be like, hold on time outrewind who told you that I have a
fiance? And she was like,well, your dad introduced Kadeem as your

(23:04):
as his future son in law.And I just had it took so much
out of me, but I juststarted laughing and I was like I have
been waiting for that man that questionfor the last year, Like this is
a real life thing in my life. Like I get home and I'm like,
are we ready to settle down andget married? And this woman is
going in my fiance and I hadto tell her that he's still my boyfriend.

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Yeah, and she was just shethought it was the funniest thing ever.
And so did I because now myhigh school girls thought they missed a
chapter in my life. They werelike, Coach p you always post everything
on Instagram. How come we didn'tknow you and Kadeem got engaged. Are
we gonna be invited to the wedding? I'm like, slow down, I
don't even have a ring yet.Yes, you guys will be invited to
the wedding, but we are notthere yet. If you guys see him

(23:52):
and you want to try to convincehim like me, I'm sure that would
be great. So he is notmy fiance. He is still my boyfriend,
but people are calling him my fiance. You better step up. You
can't get all those free accolades.Did you do? Like he just rolls
with it when your dad is likethis month, you're just on, Well
yeah he does. He's just likehe's like okay. And I called my
mom after and I was like,listen, how funny this is, because

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why does dad do this? Andmy mom was like, I asked him
the other day and he was like, well, I don't know how else
to introduce him. So my daddoesn't like calling Kadeen my boyfriend, but
he wants to call him his sonin law. I don't know. But
so there's the movie in the bookcalled The Secret about manifestation. You ever
seen that movie before, Peyton,No, it's called The Secret. It's
on Netflix. Is about three threehour movies, a long movie, but

(24:36):
it's about manifesting and what you haveto do to manifest And one of the
things you do, they say,is to act like you're already You're already
there, so like you're literally whenit happens, it's gonna we're gonna be
like, oh yeah, you literallymanifested this because the way you talk about
the way everyone around you talks aboutit, right, You're you're engaged.
Unless this is the one time itnever works, Lady, what happened to

(24:56):
the secret? The secret? Watchto see your verse? Just sounds like
calling him my fiance just sounds weird, like he's been my boyfriend for so
long. I think it's the namefiance is where remember my buddy Brad got
engaged and he was like my fiance. Stephanie Like what ye says that word?
That word very fast, so youdon't have to say fiance exciting word

(25:18):
when that happens. It feels weirdright now because like, you don't have
the ring. But I guarantee youonce you have that ring, you won't
you will not want to call himmy boyfriend. It will just be fiance.
You want that to be a longengagement, so you can keep on
working it because it's exciting too,will you be Peyton Strickland, Yeah,
you're I remember when my wife becameBlake Vans and her sister introduced her to

(25:41):
somebody, this is my sister BlakeVan s And I was immediately, Oh
yeah, my lasts Vana. Iwas like, wait, I remember that
moment. He was jug what asharp shark man you are. You know
when it gets the last call andall the dudes kind of start creeping up
on you. We have them theJohn Jay and Ridge Drunk Dial Line six

(26:02):
two eight, nineteen thirty three.It's John Jay and Ridge. Jennemar,
Jenna, She's Jennemar on my screen. I have two screens, Jenna.
One says Jenna, the other onesays Jennamar. I have a Jannamar on
mine. Huh, but this onesays Jenna. But anyway, are you
Janna or Jenomar? Just Jenna,that's fine, Just Jenna. Okay,

(26:25):
Well, hi Jenny, you cancall me Jennamar if you like it.
I guess, well, it depends. Let's se what you're talking about.
What's up? Yeah? Well,I'm my little brother got engaged recently,
which I'm really excited for him.But his fiance, I guess she seems

(26:45):
cool, she seems fine, butI just I just don't get the best
vibe from her. She has kindof like a mean girl vibe. I
don't know, something kind of fakeand I don't really know exactly what to
do, Like I'm trying to plansometimes saying out with her and stuff.
We did go out once with acouple of friends, Like she brought a

(27:06):
couple friends and I had a friendthere too. We went to a happy
hour, and it just kind ofrubbed me the wrong way. So I
just wanted to know, how doyou handle like new sister in law or
any sibling in law. I guessif it's somebody that you maybe aren't the
most excited about, or if youdon't get a good vibe from them,

(27:26):
embrace, embrace no matter what.I have two different friends whose brothers married,
like and this is like putting itnicely, pretty psychotic women, and
they drew a wedge in between theirfamily, and now their brothers don't speak
to any of them, right,And it's like, the last thing you
want to do is ruin the relationshipyou have with your brother. If this

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is someone your brother absolutely loves enoughto get married to him, you have
to find a way to embrace himor just tolerated, yeah, or you're
risking losing that relationship. That's whatI think to him, If you have
that relationship with your brother, Ifmy sister or my brother brought someone around
that I wasn't a fan of.I would definitely be like, are we

(28:08):
sure about this one? But that'sjust me in a person like that's just
how I am. I'm gonna tellyou, just going by Kyle's story,
I would choose what happened. Youwould choose to I would be very happy
with you ned him again, Iwould, but not your sister. I
would if my sister Marting I didn'tlike, I mean, I would.

(28:30):
I feel like Danja, you wouldlike throw some passive aggressive shade like the
same way I would. I don'tknow. I think if somebody I didn't
like and she betrayed me and marriedme, you, oh gosh, that's
such a tough situation to be in. I actually think about stuff like this
all the time, Like sometimes youstumble into situations you don't realize. Do
you look back, how bussed youare that it happened the way it happened,

(28:52):
Like with all the beliefs I havenow that I didn't know about then,
like marrying a girl that has agreat relationship with her dad, like
I lucked out there, and thenenjoying my in laws. I looked out
there too, because I hear nightmaresabout this stuff. Its just it'll ruin
your life. You could easily goin a divorce because of those types of
situations. Very true. Yeah,Like Kyle said, I go with what
you say, Kyle. Embrace,Embrace the face, Embrace their face.

(29:15):
It's like they say, keep yourfriends close, but your enemy's closer.
It's a killer with kindness. Youknow, if she is mean, girl
vibes, just always show her thenicest part of you, and there's no
way she could possibly be mean toyou. Actually, you know what,
I'm gonna go go off exactly whatyou just said. If you highlight the
things that you like about them moreand more and more, you'll start to
like them. If you dig fordirt and you keep talking about how much

(29:36):
you don't like them, you're justgonna continue to not like them. Try
to find the positives. Try tofind the positives. Probably, and I
don't need to worry about my brotheror anything like that. Oh she might
kill him in his sleep. You'dalways worry about your brother. But I
think like that about people here,Like I've had my classes with people in
the building. You know, somepeople here in the building don't even know
that I had classes with them.So what I do is I try to
now I try to reverse the verseand be positive think about their good qualities.

(30:00):
Now, there's some people here thatjust have bad qualities, and you
know, we've talked about them before, but people that have normally bumped head
with in the past, I've nowaccepted them for as they are and just
highlight their good qualities. So youcould do that. I'm pretty amazing.
Anyway, Janmar, there you go. Good luck. I love to think

(30:22):
about all right, thanks so much. Thanks for calling in and getting advice.
Yeah, thank you. Bye.I don't know how you found us,
but I'm so thankful that you did. It's John Jay and Rich Hey,
Faie, thanks for holding no problem. What's going on, Fae.
So I'm in a little bit ofa predicament with my boyfriend. So we're

(30:45):
supposed to go on like this vacationnext week, and I'm like pretty active
on social media. I have apretty good following whatever. But he's worried
that if I post pictures while we'reon the vacation of us like away and
having fun, that someone's going tobreak into our home because they'll see that
we're not there. I'm not reallysure like how to handle it, because

(31:08):
one, like I want to beable to ease his mind and like make
sure he's able to relax while oron vacation, because that's obviously kind of
the point. And also, Imean his concern is valid in that,
like I want to make sure myhouse is protected, and I'm not really
sure how to go about doing that. Could you just take pictures and not
post him until you get back?I mean, yeah, but then what

(31:30):
do I post like while I'm there? You know, because like part of
like having my active social media andbeing able to have so many followers is
like being consistent and you know,it's authentic. It's a valid issue.
For example, I don't think wheneverI do that thing, well, I'll
post later. I always forget andthen I feel like, now the pictures

(31:51):
are videos aren't relevant, you knowwhat I mean. But I do know
people that are really smart about that. They film stuff and they post it
later and it works for them,but it throws me off a lot of
times. Almost everything I post islater right now. I'm a big fan
of that because then you could bemore in the moment. You're not stopping
down to post and whatever. Butif you're worried about being consistent, I
would say the week leading up toyour vacation, just grab a bunch of

(32:15):
extra content around. Like, youknow, I don't know if you like,
I don't know what type of contentcreator you are or what kind of
content you normally post, but banksome videos that you can post during the
week that you're on vacation and thenbe on vacation quote unquote the next week
because you can time it to wherethey drop later. Yeah, yeah,
you know how to do that.But also the whole thing about being gone

(32:35):
and people knowing that you're gone,that is the scary and that is a
very valid point because that happens.I think happened to Kim Kardashiya, happened
a lot of celebrity. So yougot to do. Like what I like
to do is whenever I go onvacation, if I'm going to post anything,
I always every time I'm own vacation, I have two uncles that are
the Mexican cartel and they stay atmy house. About a house hitter,
that's where my mind honestly, Yeah, yeah, just have someone that can

(32:57):
quote unquote guard your house when you'regone. If you have you know,
a friend or a family member thatwould be down or another thing that I
do is I have actually nothing ofvalue if they break into my house,
what are you to take? JohnJay? You just talked about the new
doorbell security system, the paintball gunget down. Could be on vacation somewhere

(33:17):
in Ken Cody firing off paintball peopleto drive for Amazon drivers. Does that
help you out? Faye? Yeah, that does. Those are actually all
like really great ideas and I thinkit'll help me relax, it'll help my
boyfriend relax, and and you're right, like we we should be able to
be in the moment while how longwill you be done? And what is

(33:38):
your address? Rich? Because Ihave some uncles too. All right,
have a great day. Thank youfor listening. Thank you too. What's
up, Brian? Thanks for holding? Good morning? John Jay? Message

(34:00):
just a little while ago about yourGeorge Foreman fiasco. Yeah, I haven't
seen that. Here's a DM.I haven't seen it. You see.
Oh I think I said it toyou when you were alive on channel three.
Oh on channel three okay, okay, anyway, yeah, but I
I agree with you. That's it'sgreat clean up but it's horrible food wise.

(34:22):
You need to throw that out ordonate it or gifted and get a
tragger or a blackstone. It's likean indoor one, similar to the George
Foreman. I think you can getan indoor blackstone. I have a grill.
I know. I was dealing withmy my wife yesterday. She said,

(34:43):
what do you want for dinner?And I said, I like hamburger.
So she's making the hamburger and she'sdoing it in the pan and I'm
like, what are you doing.She's like, I just wanted to make
you happy. Whatever. So Igo show me where the Grease show.
She shows me where the Grease goeseverywhere. I'm like, oh my god,
I had no idea. So Ihave a solution and I'll try it
tomorrow. Hopefully I'll try today andI'll tell you tomorrow. But Brian,
thank you for calling in due.Thank you appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah,

(35:07):
this whole uh barbecue meat thing istaking over. Yeah all right.
So I did a game earlier aboutour friend Kyle, and my mind just
kept going and going and going.There's so many games you could play with
Kyle. You're just super creative.I am so since it's Wednesday, I've

(35:28):
got a game for you. It'sWednesday, a game for you. These
are words that rhyme with Kyle.Okay, there's a lot of them.
Rich a unit of distance equal tofive two and eighty feet or approximately one
point six h nine kilometers a mileA mile. I had to use a
lot of these rhymes when I ranfor a student council. So I said,

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Kyle will go the extra mile?Clever, good, and did you
make it? Did you win?I did a particular manner peyton, or
a way of doing something, especiallyone that is characteristic or fashionable. Style.
That's right, Kyle will go thatextra mile because she's got style and
like, of course, Kyle wonstudent council to her Kyle A period of

(36:12):
time. The word also serves asa preposition, a period of time that
is also a preposition m A wildyes, Rich. A concise and descriptive
summary of one's abilities, qualifications,and experience you have one on Facebook.
A profile, a profile peyton,A small island a small island, uh

(36:40):
Kyle, No. A desert adeserted isle Kyle. A quantity of things
heaped together, A pile A pilerich, a major north flowing river in
north eastern Africa. The nile,the nile peyton a tool or device for

(37:05):
smoothing or shaping wood or your nails. A file yes kyle, a passage
between rows of seats and a buildingsuch as a church or a theater,
or an aircraft or a train.An an aisle rich the state of being
barred from one's native country. Whoathe state of being barred exile, exile
peyton, the ability to move quicklyand easily with aisles aisle feet anyone.

(37:32):
Agile kyle extremely unpleasant, Oh,vile, vile thanks rich Rich to produce
a list or a book by asimilar information collected from other sources. Compile
yes peyton. A type of clothor woven fabric, a cheese cloth.

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Hey, my bad, it's mybad. Things are rhyme with kyle and
we just started it. Textile textilekyle an object that is forcibly propelled at
a target, either by hand orfrom a mechanical weapon. To make this
rhyme, you have to sound alittle British, so it's not projectile Nope.

(38:22):
An object forcibly propelled at a targetan air oil missile, missile Okay,
Richard could blood in vertebrae that includessnakes, lizards, crocodiles, reptile.
Yes. Peyton able to move orbe moved freely or easily. A

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British word for cell phone, Astyle, Kyle a mobile. I have
a whole bloss peyton. No,no, Kyle Kyle relating to the man
business or wiener. Oh, Idon't know if I want to say it?

(39:02):
Yes, Rich, is it penile? I did want to say it.
I want to say it a lot, Kyle Kyle having having symptoms of
this, but having or showing theweakness or disease of old age, especially
loss of mental faculties. All right, thank you for putting up with my
stupid Kyle. Game. John,just game for you. Call fourteen right

(39:29):
now. You get tickets to seeShakira eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven eight seven seven ninethree seven one four seven. It's John
Jay and Rich is this Joanne?Joan? Jony? What's your name?
Jhonny? Hey, you're caught afourteen. You get tickets to Shakira.
Who whoo yah ya will be sohappy. Yes, let's make sure your

(39:54):
hipstone lies. It was out there. It was my reward to you for
sitting through the Kyle game. Allright, did you know things that rhymed
with Kyle? Joni Joanne Mile?Did you hear the game? Okay,
one more thing this if you getthis right, the tickets are yours.
Okay. The things they're rhyme withKyle relating to young people often used with

(40:16):
the word delinquent, relating to youngpeople often used at the word delinquent and
humor juvenile. Oh, I waslike, hold on, hold on,
you can still get there, shecarre and tickets, hold on, bonus
round. But the Kyle games.What I'm trying to say is I got

(40:37):
a lot more things than rhymes withKyle. So it might be part three
tomorrow. Hey, what happen?What's this party you're talking about? I'm
so fascinated it because go ahead,go ahead. So one of my best
friends, her little sister turned sixteen, like over the weekend. So this
weekend, on Saturday, she's havinglike her big sweet sixteen birthday bash.

(40:58):
Now, my friends little sister isreally good friends with two of the high
school girls that I coach. They'relike best friends. So I got the
invitation to go to my friend's littlesister's birthday party. Right, I'm just
gonna be there. We'll hang out. I have a couple of cocktails,
things like that. So I haveopen gym. Yesterday, i go up
to the gym and I'm sitting nextto one of my players, Riley,

(41:19):
and I'm like, Hey, areyou going to Nia's birthday party this weekend?
She's like, yeah, me andDi Da Da are going. And
then it took her like thirty secondsbefore she looked at me and she said,
her eyes like almost bowls out ofher face. She said, are
you going to that birthday party?Because mind you, they're like juniors and
seniors in high school, right,so when you're going to a birthday party,
you think you're gonna get rowdy.You're not expecting your high school basketball

(41:40):
coach to be sitting there watching,right. And so she asked me about
it like two or three more timesif I was still going to the party,
and I was like, what exactly, And I was like, yeah,
and I'm on pool duty and I'mdoing sleeps. I'm watching We're schaperoning
this sixteen year old birthday party,and I'm so excited to see two of
my players just in their element.Outside of a basketball court. But you

(42:04):
also said it sucks because I reallycan't get wild. Exactly, I can't
really turn that's a sixteen year oldbirthday party. What do you want to
get wild? Well, like theadults are mean, I have adult beverages,
and I'm like, you know,I'm a shots girl, and I'm
not gonna be able to take shotswhen there's a bunch of sixteen year olds.
If I wasn't coaching them, thenI probably wouldn't have a problem with

(42:24):
it. Yeah, you're a duty. The fact that I'm like supposed to
be kind of like a mentor rolemodel to them, I can't get wi.
Yeah, you're not gonna see themin their element because you're there.
They're not going to be in theirelement. They're gonna be They're gonna be
I know, they're gonna be lookingout, but they'll know. They'll learn
after this weekend. I'm the coolcoach. Oh, I'm not like a
regular coach. I'm a cool coach. Yeah. If that last segment offended

(42:46):
you, I am really really sorry. Please email our management at your Mom
at iHeartRadio dot your mom dot com. It's John Jay Rich. What a
four to seven kiss? FM,John Jane Rich get some entertainment news.
I was gonna ask you about theDrake stuff because that's how trending. Yesterday
I could find the song what wasit? What do we know about Drake?
So that's the disc track. It'scalled push Ups. That's what you

(43:08):
had saw. That's the one thatyou saw. So it's called push Ups,
drop and give me fifty. Andpeople are just wondering, is this
AI or is this Drake? AndI know we talked about this a couple
days ago and I was like,I couldn't tell the difference between the two.
And it seems like people are startingto pick apart the dis track and
you can kind of hear a coupleglitches in Drake's voice that makes it seem

(43:30):
as if it's AI. But Drakehasn't come out and said that it is
AI. But he did drop apicture of a picture of Nick Cannon in
a what's drum roll or drum lineand then put a future metro boomin on
it, and it's an AI generatedpicture, so people think that that's him
nodding to the fact that the disctrack is AI. What about what about

(43:53):
is Rick Ross diss his Rick Rossdisc well, Rick Ross always has something
to say, and he back,I have everyone know about the house.
Oh Rick Ross's house. It's abeautiful house. Oh my god, yes,
yes, Okay, that's so funnybecause Drake said that Rick Ross lives
in a content creator house and thatthe house that the land that it's on

(44:15):
is like forty thousand square feet,and Drake is like, my house is
forty thousand square feet. So he'sjust basically saying like Rick Ross is an
influencer and not a rapper anymore andhe's lost all his credibility. That nuts.
Yeah, Like I would totally,I would take a content creator house.
This house is beautiful. Yeah.He's like, that's you're so bad
ass, Drake, where you canmake fun of this guy's house and his

(44:36):
house is probably a thirty million dollarYeah. What's so funny is like somebody
came on Twitter and they were talkingabout like the messages with Rick Ross and
Drake on Instagram, and everyone waslike, we are too poor to understand
this rich comedy, Like I don'teven understand what Drake is saying. He's
making fun of what he said,a thirty million dollar house, Like come
on, okay, hey, Isaw this thing this morning. It was

(45:00):
with Lebron James and the sopranos.Did you see it right? And I
was kind of like, Oh,someone put together a super cut a bunch
of stuff and tried to make itedit. It's not. It's real.
Yeah, it's an old video thatthey were trying to use to recruit Lebron
James to come to New York toplay basketball in New York. And they
had Tony Soprano and his wife likereprise their roles and they literally just sent

(45:22):
this to Lebron Witness Protection program.Now, we just got to find a
place for your friend Lebron to live. What's he like? He was a
mode of guy, he respects tradition, there's something classy on the East Side.
Was big enough entertending a lot ofpeople in New York. And it
goes on and on and they're lookingat real estate for him and whatnot.

(45:44):
But I'm like, it did workbecause going to New York. But also
Tony Soprano died and it was itwas made a year after the finale,
So if you remember Rich when thatall happened, every was like what does
that mean? Because the finale endedreally weird, and it was like they
got killed. They didn't get killed. The who time we got killed?
The screen just went black. Butnow this clip is a year they filmed
it a year later and it takesplace they've now moved to New York.

(46:06):
So I'm assuming they didn't get killed. If that's the storyline, do you
know what I mean? It's protection. But then they cuts to like Chris
Rock and Robert de Niro and they'regoing, Lebron, you need to move
to New York. How do wenot do that with all those people yelling
at him to New York. Idon't know. I don't know. Oh
right, how about Anny Perry,She's like leaving Americas? Can you go
there instead of the Taylor Swift Easteggs. Oh sorry, okay, okay,

(46:27):
let's go to Taylor Swift. Ifeel like we should get into this,
okay, because yesterday Taylor Swift invitedall of her swifties to go to
La in the Grove and there waslike an art exhibit and it looked like
a library scene and it's all aboutthe Torture Poets Department, and inside of
it, all the fans got tocome take pictures and see what Easter riggs
they could figure out from her newalbum and it's wild, Like it's wild

(46:51):
what her fans can figure out.So there's like there's a card catalog system
and there's seventy two of the littlepullout card catalog things. Oh my months
is six years. That's exactly howlong she dated Joe Alwin. Then everyone's
looking at the little statues involved inthere, and there's one statue that apparently
is the is Diana of Ephesus,the goddess of childbirth and fertility, and

(47:12):
apparently the original statue was back inlike London and was waiting to be shipped
and crumbled before they could even shipit because there was a lot of neglect
that happened there. And in thatsame exhibit she has one of her like
some lyrics from one of her songsand it was like even statues crumble if
made to wait, and everyone's like, oh, this is totally about Joe

(47:32):
Allwyn neglecting her. And then thensome people are wondering, because it was
the goddess of childbirth and fertility,did something happen like was she pregnant at
one point? Was there something goingon with that? Like all of the
little tiny things, even down totheirs. In the library thing, there's
two different types of pens. There'sa quill pen and a fountain pen,

(47:52):
but no glitter pen, and allthe all the swifties are like Oh.
In that interview back in the day, she said that she puts her her
songs into three different categories that shecategorizes by the type of pen. She
pictures herself writing like, a glitterpen is like a fun poppy song,
and then the fountain pen is one, and then the other the feather pen
is another one, basically indicating thatthis album is going to be more more

(48:14):
somber and kind of sad and likewhat she went through. Oh my pose,
genius, we want you to bepart of the show. Call us
eighty seven, seven, nine threeseven, one oh four seven get on
the air with John Jay and Rich. So there's this woman. I don't
really know who she is, butnow I kind of do. Abby Lee

(48:35):
Miller, right, she's dance Momfrom gas Mom. So she is.
Kim Kardashian just posted a video ofher on her Stories and then I just
realized my sister went to Eastern Church. I don't know if my sister's friends
with her or something. But mysister sent me a video of her saying,
why aren't you at Eastern Church withus? Right now? Right is
Abby Lee Miller. So I foundthe video and I said it to my

(48:55):
sister and I go, hey,she's with Kim Kardashi and it's on her
Instagram. My sister was bonds oh, and I'm like, oh, So
I go back to her. Igo, I go oh, and then
she goes, lol, I'm fightingwith customer service at Amazon. And I
go, oh, okay, andthen she goes, it's stupid Mason,

(49:15):
her son, or this is mysister. Just how you know what kind
of person? My sisters, it'sstupid. Mason ordered protein powder and it
came with no seal, and Ithink it's has fetanol in it. I
would think the same thing. Thisis clearly taps. I'm just unbelievable.
Anyway, I'm a what's up here? On their good morning? Hey,

(49:37):
I wanted to touch bases? AlmostKyle was saying about her husband. So
I had something extremely similar happened tome when I was on vacation. I
got up. I thought I wasgoing to pass out. I was sweating.
My heart was like getting out ofmy chest. It ended up being
an ear issue for me though Ihad something called labyrinth either. So essentially
the crystals in my ear, thatwhole equilibrium completely integrated from just a regular

(50:00):
virus. But it took a monthof me going to cardiologists, regular doctors,
everything to have somebody actually listen tome because everything was coming out normal.
But I thought I was dying.I thought I was handing a heart
attack. But it was my ear, it was actually and it started out
with and now that I know that, a couple of weeks prior, my
ear was muffled. I felt likeI lost hearing in my right ear and

(50:23):
I had ringing in my ear constantly, to the point where I had to
ask people if they heard the soundas well. And it has been like
that, he's got lebyrinth labrinthitis,labyrinthitis, look it up and I had
to go. I had to do. It's called vestibular therapy, so essentially
it's like physical therapy, but foryour brain to remember how to hold your

(50:45):
equilibrium again, it has to retrainitself with the loss of the equilibrium from
one ear. Wow. So Iwould definitely get that checked out because I
seriously went to so many doctors andthey did eating jeez, I had blood
work done and they all pretty muchthought I was crazy. And I thought
I was crazy at one point too. And no, it was my ear.

(51:07):
The two biggest I've ever done istalk about Kyle's palm trees at Costco
and Kyle's husband's sweating. No,it was, Yeah, I had every
type of scam that you could possiblyhave, even to rule out brain tumors
because I was having like those issues. And yeah, it was just the
crystals in my ears. I getlots of sinus infections, so the essentially

(51:30):
the sinus infection went into my earand destroyed the crystals that helped your equilibrium.
It's the no spray, the costplus two equals four. That's I
mean. I'll tell him that becausehe has been having those issues with his
ears. I can't wait for wego to the doctor and we find out
what the hell is going because wegot so many different people with comments about

(51:50):
that. Don't tell anybody. JohnJay and Rich gave me their personal cell
phone number. Where is my freakingphone eight seven seven nine three one O
four seven. It's John Jay andBridge, Eliza. Hello, Hello,
you have the weird lie. Someonetold you. Yes. So some time
ago, I was with the fatherof my kids and it was a time

(52:15):
that you get back by incompact,right, and he called me. He
liked to he likes to do drugsand stuff. So he called me a
few days later asking me for money, and when I say no, he
said no. And then he comesback saying that someone kidnap him and they
were like punching him and like theyhad a nice next to him. They

(52:38):
were gonna hit him or do whateverif I don't give them five hundred dollars,
and like, no, way,five hundred dollars. That's out your
word. And I just know togive him the money. Of course I
knew what he wanted for, andI'm like, no, I'm not giving

(52:58):
you the money. So I canhear people punching and stuff, and I
hit a there was a fight onthe other side of the line, and
I'm like, no, you cando whatever you want. I'm not giving
you the money. He come backa day later saying that I asked the
other guys to kill him, andI'm like, you don't have any bruis

(53:20):
in your body. I don't believeanything. So for years. He blamed
me that I sent them to diebecause I didn't give him the money.
But he didn't die nose that hedidn't even have a bruise in his in
his face. All right, that'sa big lie, being kidnapped and beating
up All right, not right?How is he now? How's your relationship

(53:44):
with him now? Over? Ohyeah, thank god, I am free
of that. Thank you, thanksfor listening, Thank you. Over buck
in the eternal bottle of morning shows, suppress. See we are one of
them. It's John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich. We're gonna

(54:07):
play a game, Grants, thehost of said game. WHOA Lindsay's our
contestant, High Lindsay, Hey,are you playing for Avril Levine tickets?
Ah? Yes please. I've beendinas year since I was like fourteen.
Well, this is perfect. We'regonna have fun today. We're playing eighty
D trivia. I'm gonna go aroundthe room and ask everyone a fairly simple

(54:28):
question. You give me the bestpossible answer, and we all have fun.
Yeah. Well yeah, all right, you good with the rules,
Lindsay, you got it. Okay, let's start with John J. Van
s John Jay. According to Forbes, and Johnjynrich dot com twenty per seven
ooh, twenty per seven, twentyseven percent of people who work from home

(54:50):
have admitted to doing this while working, staying in their pajamas. Oh,
more specific, staying in their redpajamas. Correct, I was looking for
napping. So all you folks workingfrom home, your bosses have started to
figure it out. Yeah. RichBarra, which actor and talk show host

(55:15):
is killed off in the opening sceneof the nineteen ninety six movie Scream Drew
Barry Moore. There he is onthe board. One point. Nice job,
brother, Peyton Whitmore, We moveover to you. What is the
name of the long pole with amicrophone attached at the end on a movie
set, The long pole that holdsthe microphone the ones that come up tot

(55:38):
yeah, to steal? What's stick? Oh? You want to steal?
Oh? Lindsay boomstick? Lindsay onthe board, I said stick, So
can I get half a point?Grant? No, I've never heard anyone
refer to it as a boomstick.Kyle on fugg Margo Robbie just announced she's

(56:00):
making a Monopoly movie Hooray, Hooray, which two classic Monopoly game tokens are
articles that can be worn as clothing, the shoe or the shoe or boot.
Right, okay, and the hatjob she has. Nice job,
Kyle, Lindsey, you're already onthe board. Let's see if we can

(56:22):
get you to take the lead here, Lindsey, what did Levi Strauss invent
in eighteen seventy two that John Jayuses almost every day taking a commanding leader?
You've also taken dunkarees? I supposeJohn J. Vans we move over

(56:45):
to you for round two. Whatis the purpose of seating a cloud?
I have never heard of that before. I'm gonna guess rain job, weather
control. Guys. I got stuckin the chair and went, I can't
move all right? We're good questionslittle chair like just all in my cat?

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This is so fun, Rich Barrow, Rich Bara. The holes in
Swiss cheese are named after something youcan find on your body. Which part
of the body are the holes namedafter? Hmm, Let's see, you've
got nostrils, you got a navel. Cheese nostrils doesn't sound really good.

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It does not cheese cheese, navalcheese, navel. I'm gonna say you're
the holes. You have a couple. I don't think they call that cheese
cheese navels paid for the steel earsincorrect. I was looking for eyes.
They're called eyes. Doesn't really holes. Yeah, unless you don't have an
eye, then you got one andyou know that's bad. True? That

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true? That nice? Nice?Rich. No points for Rich, one
point for Rich. All right,Payne Whimore, Which of Santa's reindeer is
female? There's only one Glitzen?Incorrect? I was looking for vixen.
Vixen, That's what I said.I said, Well, right now,

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it's a shutout, Kyle, lasttime to get you another point here.
Jojo Siwah released a terrible music videofacts, what is the name of the
song? Kyle watched it together andthen they're dancing together on the beach and

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then she has like a glitter onher face and it's I'm on an island
making out with people. Why don'tshe was starting karma like didn't that isn't
but Taylor Swift, lame jesus,I'm taking Yeah, she's taken a bite
from Taylor Swift and Miley Cyers right, name the same song inner. It's

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all right, Lindsey, you couldwin it all here. This one's worth
five points. Are you ready?Yes? All right? Travis Kelcey just
announced he will be hosting uh orrebooting Are You Smarter than a fifth grader?
With a twist? What is thename of Travis's new show? Are
You Smarter Than Us? On Lebday? I didn't know that. That's good.

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So they're always gonna have famous peoplethere. Oh that's really good.
All right, Lizzy, you win. You're gonna go see aver Levian's hold
on the line. Okay, congratulations, than we got it. We'll do
it every day, every day.Plus, we got your cure tickets.
We just want to hear from you, and I don't think that's too much
to ask. And it's really stressingme out that you're not calling eight seven
seven, nine three seven one ohfour seven John Jay and Rich John Jay,

(59:58):
Rich Kyle are three things we needto know. I always say this,
like I wish time would slow down. I remember, you know,
when you're going through school, it'slike, uh, grade school, high
school takes forever, and then somehowit's like college starts and you're like,
oh my gosh, like I justwanted to slow down. So experts say,
if you want to slow down time, seek novel experiences. And what
that means is like when you doyour day to day and you go to

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the office and you go home andyou do the same thing. Of course,
life's gonna blur together and it's notgonna seem as interesting, and it's
gonna feel like, you know,oh blink of an eye and oh my
gosh, we're already at September orNovember soon as soon it will be.
So they say, when you dothings that are outside of your normal day
to day, it actually does somethingto your brain where your brain feels like

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time is slowing down. Like dangerousthings, no just novel things that aren't.
I mean, I guess if ifdanger isn't part of your normal life
rich, yes, seek some dangeror do something exciting, do something out
of your normal everyday routine, thatthings will kind of slow down. I
have my routine. I can't breakit. It's like taking vacations. It's
like doing the experiences like John Jaysometimes you talk about doing experiences right,

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yes, and for show content orjust for life experience. It's things that
you may not normally do. Andguess what you're gonna feel like, Oh
wow, like I kind of feelmore fulfilled than you feel like life is
slowing down a little bit. Sothere you go. This was crazy.
I don't know if you guys haveseen the pictures I have. It's all
over social media. Dubai. Likethe airport there is completely flooded. Apparently

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they had a rainstorm there where theyhad two years worth of rain in twenty
four hours. Wow. So likeliterally like cars are driving through water,
like the planes couldn't take off andthe planes are literally driving through what looks
like an absolute ocean. Oh mygosh. That's like remember when that happened
out here in like twenty sixteen.Everything was flooded. The freeways were flooded,
parking lots were flooded. People wereriding kayaks and parks. Yeah.

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John Jay almost sank his car.Yeah yeah, that was so crazy.
Yeah. So yeah, I meanthey don't know like what it caused it,
It was just it was rain.Tesla has supposedly halted the delivery of
their cyber trucks because of an issuewith the accelerator. Accelerator pedal, so
the thing you push down to makeit go faster. It has a cover

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over it, like the silver andblack cover and Apparently it's not secured,
so people were pressing down to speedup and it would slide off and they'd
be flooring it. It's getting stuckand stuff. So they're working on that,
and I'm sure there's gonna be somekind of recall where you bring your
Tesla truck in and they'll fix it. But yeah, so right now they're
not delivering any of them because I'msure they're fixing the pedal before they put

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out the new ones. So crazy, And that's three things you need to
know. So we got this cooltalkback feature. It's only on the iHeartRadio
app. So if you're listening tous on that iHeart app, there's a
little microphone. You just tap itand you can participate in whatever's going on
on the show, and then weget the messages like right now, John
Jay, this is Aaron and QueenCreek. I have the same problem with
my jeans. I have to weara belt, but I got tired of

(01:02:58):
the buckle in into my belly,so I got one of those buckleless belts
where you just snap it on andit will hold your pants just like a
belt does. Eliminates all the extratime that you have when you're going to
the bathroom. A buckleless belt.I never heard of that. That's cool.
Do you just snap it on?The buckless belt. Isn't that a

(01:03:20):
rope? I don't think you'll getinto it because Ryan Gosling wasn't wearing a
Ryan Gosling's thing. Look really cool? We look pretty cool. Snap it
on? You just snap it on. Let me little little snaps like the
belt my dad used to wear.Oh, then you don't want that.
That's what you were trying to avoidin the first Yeah, the little thin
belt for some cool like a thickbelt with a belt buck on. Good

(01:03:45):
morning, guys. So I heardyou guys mentioned Sheba Hut, And yes
they do have specials on four twentythey actually do, like this whole little
event. They'll give out necklaces,Frisbees and a bunch of other goodies.
Death I only go there Delicious Saturdaygo down. Yes, all right,
So that's a talkback feature. Sotell us your name and where you're from

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whenever you do these talkbacks. Allright. So, by the way,
my wife has this event with theLove Pub Foundation called Dog Dog Mom's Day,
I think is what it's. It'scalled Teach treats and tales or something,
right, Kyle, You're going,Peyton's going, and Rich's wife's going,
Nick's wife's going, and that shetold me that it's at the Ashley
Castle in Gilbert. Is that Gilbertis right? The Chamler Mal Yeah,

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I went to a wedding there.It's really nice. She tells me that
they have vendors. I go,well, let me know so I could
talk about it, because it's youknow, they only have a certain amount
of tickets and I think they havethirty tickets left and the money goes all
to left Pub. So she goesvendors, like, no, tell me
what vendors. So she sends mea list of the vendors, but don't
tell me what they are. Iknow now, I know two of them.

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One we talked about yesterday is theRancher Hat bar. That's that cool
thing they make all the Tatar swifthats. The other one is Genesis,
which is the CBD. Yeah.So she's gonna have a booth there,
which is really cool. Then there'sAlvarado Designs. I know what she does.
She's amazed. She does, he'samazing. She's part of the gift
pack. She's gonna be amazing.Then there's something called Pop of Color,

(01:05:12):
Run Buddy Bundle, Extra Joy,What dogs Want. I know what that
is. That's a really cool thingthat they come to our house to pick
up the dogs and they run themthrough like agility courses stuff. It's really
cool. Blue Cherry Art Studio andcandles Burnt October. I don't know what
any of that stuff is, butshe didn't tell me what they are,
So just know with the ticket you'regetting food, cocktails, and then this
to go bag, which has Ialready told you, has this product from

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Skin Better, It's got something fromRedmund Weight Loss. There's a bunch of
stuff in the bag that's really worthit. So to participate in this event,
you go to Lovepopfoundation dot org andbuy your tickets. Broadcasting live across
the world right now, this isthe John Jay and Rich radio program