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Wake up John Jay and Rich andyou're like, what's crag a leg?
And this is the big boss dogsnoopy diagle, double gizzl dank boom.
What you don't do? We're nottalking about rid T and T and we're
not talking about last year. It'sthe one and only dog, yeah,
the lasts lastly, big smooth eagle, double gizz in your face to me
and in the place to be Andyou're listening to John Jay and Rich,
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Wake your ass? What O fourseven Kiss FM? It's John J.
Rich phone number eight seven seven ninethree seven four seven, Call us and
jump on the air with us.I think there's just one more thing that
Kyle and I have in common.What's that? No, it was something
happened yesterday to me, and Iwas like, oh my god, I
think this is what happened to Kyle. And I think there's something in the
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story. But you tell your story, then I'll tell you what I think
is very similar. Okay. SoI chaperoned my daughter's girl Scout camp this
weekend and when I got home,I was absolutely exhausted. So picture me.
I'm walking in and I've got threesuitcases that I'm carrying back to my
room to the closet I go intobecause I have to go through the bathroom
to get to my closet, andI have the bags on me. I
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stopped for a minute, and allof a sudden, I hear and I
look down and in my shower isthis gigantic lizard trying to make its way
out but not realizing it's a glassdoor and running into it over and over
again. And I was like,and I'm pretty sure the lizard was like
what, I just literally freeze.And this lizard makes his way out of
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the shower and runs into my husband'scloset and I'm like, Scott, yell
for him to come in here.And I'm like, so there's a huge
lizard in our house right now.He goes huge. I go, yeah,
it's janormous. He goes, Idon't think so. Easton told me
that he saw a gecko come inthe house the other day, and I
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just figured it's probably a cute littlegecko. It's fine, exactly. And
I was like, oh no,this thing was probably with its tail a
good seven or eight to maybe nineinches body had yeah, like he was
girthy, and I was like,this is not a tiny little geko my
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friend, and you're telling me thishappened the other day. So this little
creature has just been hanging out inthe house for more than twenty four hours.
Happened. Did you sleep at nightgetting huge? Yeah? And I
told her. I was like,listen, he's in your closet right now.
Please go find him because I willnot be able to think of anything
else until the house. Scott's like, I have to go get something to
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eat first, like seriously. Sureenough, he went and got a sandwich,
then proceeded to go into the closet. He goes, You're never gonna
believe this. I was like,did you find him? He goes,
yeah, he's in the trash.I was like, no way, Yeah,
he's in the trash. Scott walkedin. He's got a washer and
dryer in his closet. Okay,And apparently this lizard had climbed up onto
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the top of the washer, sawScott walking in, freaked out, made
a jump for it and landed inthe garbage can. Wow. And so
Scott carries the garbage can out inthe backyard and we we released this little
guy to the wild, and he'snot so little Scott's like, yeah,
that's really not a gecko. Ohreally yeah, But he's okay and we're
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okay, and I can sleep findthat day because we got him out of
there. I can tell you thathe's okay because he came to my house.
Oh no, I saw the videoyou posted right, and I'm not
kidding you, same exact looking lizard. But here's what happened. So I
get up in the morning, Ihave my routine, and the last thing
I do before I leave the houseis I turn on my infrared sauna that's
in the garage so I can getwith a time I get home, it's
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one hundred and seventy five degrees andI do about thirty minutes in the sauna.
I also yesterday when I sauna,I usually like to do it on
an empty stuf like but when Iwhen I got home yesterday, something was
I can't there was somebody that mycar was getting washed. Something I can't
remember what I couldn't get in thesauna. I had to wait, so
I ate. I mean like threequarters of a hammer, you know,
a pound of hamburger. I hada big tubby yogurt, I had whatever.
Then it was time for me toget in the sauna. I wish
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I'll never go in the sauna againwith food in my stomach. Was terrible.
But I go to open the saunadoor and I hear. I'm like
what, and it's a glass door, and I look and there's a freaking
huge lizard in my song in therewith you. He was in there before
I got in there, so hewas in there when I turned it on
at four a m. He musthave jumped in. Meanwhile, he's enjoying
the infrared. I'm surprised he didn'tgrow to Godzilla in there. And I'm
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like, that's exactly. I openedthe door and I'm like, get out
of here, and I'm trying toyou won't leave. She's in there spinning
around in asauna. Then he takesoff and goes the garage. So help
me, God exact same look atlizard that you had, but now he's
got infrared ultra violet, raising boyZilla versus us. Now I got to
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hope for a rental snake shows upat my house to get rid of all
those lizards. Now, Oh mygosh, I mean, I much rather
have the lizard around because they eatscorpions and bugs and stuff like that.
But I don't really want him inmy house. I don't want him my
solids. I'm like, yeah,lizard, DNA all over, I'm gonna
turn into that guy from Spider Man. How funny is it that he didn't
come out though when you first openedit up. He's like book self care
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man. You And then my wifegot in the sauna, right and she's
just like talking up a storm.I'm like, hey, I don't I
don't feel good, my stomachs full. I just want what's wrong? Wait?
She starts singing every song. I'mlike stop, just stop, and
I get out and he's lay onthe floor in the garage and she's like,
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come on, get back in here, come on, you can do
it. You can do it.And she's she just finished this book for
this guy named Ned Something you guyshear about this guy. He ran a
marathon every day for a month.No, No, he wrote a book
she just finished. She's like,mind over Madner, get back in here,
mind over Madner like Shaka for thelizard anyway, So yeah, lizard
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Talkyle, what's going Three things youneed to know today? You probably saw
it yesterday morning, almost immediately afterthe Senate passed the bill. President Biden
signed it to make it official.TikTok now officially has to be sold or
it will be banned. They havenine months to get their act together.
If they're showing significant progress and theyneed a little bit more time, the
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president could give them ninety more days. But basically nine more months is what
you may or may not have withTikTok. Do it? Well, you
can? I like that because theycanceled me a year ago. Now can
TikTok does say they're gonna fight back. They say, the fact is we've
invested billions of dollars to keep UnitedState's data safe, which is apparently what
they're all worried about, and sothey are going to take legal action.
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How come they don't just let usvote on it. It's like, hey,
you're being spied on, but doyou still want to see TikTok?
Yes? I was looking for areason to play this today, and now
you gave me one. President Bidenwas doing that speech yesterday and he was
supposed to pause. He says pause. He says pause exactly exactly. Imagine
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what we can do next. Allmore years now, the crowd helped them
time anything you put on that properburgundy will read what has announced you.
Guys are removing a self checkout lanesnot because they care about customer service or
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anything like that. It's because peopleare stealing too much from them. The
idea at first was letting customer scantheir own items. Seems like a way
to reduce lines, improve efficiency,cut down a labor costs. But people
are taking too much with the fivefinger discounts, so they're deciding to get
rid of them. Obviously because thatplan backfired. So just know that throughout
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the rest of this year, whilemart will slowly maturely be taking all of
those Not like this checkout I neverhave. I know people love it.
I don't like it. I likethe self checkout when I've got a few
items, not when I have alot. Apparently half of us are going
to need glasses by the year twentyfifty, so there has been a lot
of research on eyeballs, and apparentlynear sightedness has gone up twenty three percent
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from the year two thousand and theysay it's because everyone's doing things close to
their face. Even reading could causethis problem. But they're talking mostly about
computers and cell phones all the timeright in your face, and that apparently
can cause or increase your chances ofbecoming near sighted. So they're like,
take breaks, take lots of breaks. Go out in the sunlight. That
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can actually help get outdoors. Hey, that's a new concept. That's what
I say. Bigger screams. Youjust got to bring up your little font
level on your phone for words bigger. No, that's just fine, that's
just aband aid. Take the breaks, and that's three things you need to
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know. Your latches remind me ofsomething. Please don't play well I have
I have this laugh of yours hereI'm sure, and then I have another
laugh of yours. I gotta thinkof anything else. Okay. Then the
newest one, which you haven't heardyet, you know this is dang it.
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Then there's this laugh which I havenot played for you guys yet.
Yeah, I'm when Eric on theConspiracy Man. I call that peyton Stone.
I love your laugh so annoying.All right, it's time for Payton's
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predictions. Pause. If you everwanted your sign read pause, now is
the time eight seven seven nine threeseven four seven. What is the vibe?
Peyton I'm going to tell you whatyour prom vibes would be based on
your zodiac sign eight seven seven nineone four seven. Hello Marcia, what's
your sign? Good morning? Mysign is Gemini? All right, Gemini.
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You guys are the queen of versatility. You're bold, and your go
to getting ready song is like girlsjust want to have fun. That's your
vibe. You are the first inyour friend group to hop on those colorful
eyeliner and eegem trends, So don'tbe afraid to go in a dress with
a bright primary color to bring yourlook with a little sunny eyeshadow, You
guys go for like that eighty partygirl vibe for your prom. Nailed it?
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Yes, I love it. Thanksguys, great, Thanks Marcia,
him Michelle, what's your sign?Hi? Calling from Pa. I'm Capricorn.
All right, Capricorns. You're hardworking and you pride yourself on being
sophisticated and totally classic, So allof your power colors are dark colors.
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You love a good subtle moment,So you guys need to go for that
silky slip, square neckline look forlike Winona Ryder's ninety red carpet looks for
major inspo for your nineties vibes.Prom Okay, Yeah, I'm like,
do you feel like that kind offits your aesthetic a little bit like dark
colors, dark vibe, kind ofmysterious a little Okay, yeah, actually
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I wore like Paso and okay,yeah, well you could switch it up
when it's your when it's another goround for prom. Yeah well okay,
thanks, thank you. Listen onthe iHeartRadio app November good morning, Good
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morning Taurus. Yes, yes,of course that November. Yes, we're
in Torres season and if it's yourbirthday to day, you're sharing one with
Renee Zellweger and al Pacino, sojust so you know that, yeah,
yeah, yeah, So for aTaurus, I actually absolutely love this prom
vibe. It's something that I haven'treally ever seen. So you Torrens,
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you guys love nature and flower andsoft tones like total earth goddess vibes.
So there's no reason for you tohave to give up your cottage core aesthetic
just because you're gonna be breaking itdown on the dance floor. Mentally,
my tourists, you guys are frolickingthrough like a sunny field with wild flowers,
so try wearing like a flower crownor weaving flowers into your hair.
This prompt season Cottage core y'all forprom? I love it Cottage Core.
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Yeah, I have to look up, yes, get into it all right,
Kyle? Do you remember what youwere to your prom? Yeah?
I think it's a black dress.Ooh, it's black dress on there,
there is black dress. But that'snot the kind of aesthetic that I have
for my libras. Libras. Youguys love to flirt with life, So
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anything flirtatious is perfect for you.And what a better way to channel that
energy with the Bridger tint aesthetic likeRegency Core. So look for like those
flirty ruffles, puffy sleeves, floralembroidery. Like Kyle, all we have
to do is just copy and pasteyou into Bridger Tin. That would be
such a fun thing. Is thatlike just so fun? And I feel
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like we're getting into that, likeright now with the high schoolers, they're
totally diving into the Bridgerton ascetic.So Rich is a pisces? What did
Rich wear or should he wear tohis prom dress? Yes? Yes,
so rich pisces or spicy pisces,as Olivia Rodriguez says, You guys are
dreamy and intuitive, so go forstyles that exude elegance. Lightweight tools,
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subtle sparkles are always for you tochannel your fairy core vibe on prom night.
Rich tool bell Yeah okay, yep, you gotta get some little fairy
wings. Maybe go for the ears, that would be for you. Karina.
What's your sign? Aquarius? Okay, So for Aquarius for your prom
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vibe, space galaxy. Galactic isthe best way to describe an Aquarius out
of this world personality. You guysare funky, You're Etcric, You're you
go for those iridescent fabric, shimmeringeyeshadow, cool accessory, these things like
that. I'm thinking stars and moonsfor my Aquarius. Is for prompt season.
Yep, that's right on. Ilove it all right, Karna,
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thank you, have a great day. All right. What you got for
Virgo? Yeah, John Jay,you guys like to keep things simple,
So no prince, no patterns,nothing like that, No bling necessary.
You guys are going for that silk, satin, natural colors. It's all
about the details for my Virgo.They are going for the minimalist look for
Promise year. Oh my prom itwas just a simple black tuxedo, that's
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right here. I was showing myson that yesterday because we actually we were
at getting his prom suit yesterday.Dutch, he's seventeen going to he's a
junior and his problem. We satdown, we were with the Nicks men'swear.
Oh yeah, and great joint.Josh the guy who owns it,
which is weird, should be Joshwear. Josh owns it. Like, what
do you what do you want Dutch? Dutch was like, I want a
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tuxedo, no tie, shirt,button down. And he goes the Tony
Montana look from Scarface and go yep, and that's what he's got. I
mean, dude, I don't knowwhere this kid gets his fashion from,
but that's that's it. That's whathe's wearing. And I was like,
look look at my picture, dude, just simple black tuxedo. Lets you
dad, And then I sprayed intoperfume as we walked through. Oh,
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we got tickets. All morning off. We need to get to your sign
by the way to post it ona website. John Jaywidge dot com,
John Jay and Rich, Good morning, Madison. What's going on? Good
morning? Not much, just wakingup. What can we do for you
this morning? So I had somethingfunny happened to me the other day,
and I just thought i'd let Peytonnow, just because I thought it was
cool how you guys intertwines with everydaylife. So I was setting up the
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internet at my new house and Iwas on the phone with this guy for
about twenty minutes from at the beginningof the call, he told me what
his name was. The whole time, I can waiting to get to the
point of basking him if he knewsomeone named Peyton, because his name was
Kadeen and he didn't, But Ijust thought it was funny. And he
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had said he never had met anyonewith the same name as him, but
I didn't tell him I didn't reallyknow anyone. It was just some radio
so I've listened to. But yeah, I thought it was interesting. Well,
I have to tell you, firstof all, my feelings are hurt
when you said were just some radioshows. I mean, well, you
mean a lot to us, man, but thank you. Second of all,
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I don't know Kadem that well.But what this Kadem told you is
something I think Peyton's Kadem would tellyou. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Kademhas been asked if he is my boyfriend
and he has told them no,so he does not have a conversation with
So you still don't know if thatwas a real Kadem or another Kadeem.
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He definitely seemed like he wasn't becausehe was pretty stoked that I even knew
someone with the same name. Sookay, I think you rarely see a
stoked Kadem, only a drik's excited. This is for Internet service, right,
So what does your Kadeem do fora living? Peyton is a basketball
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coach. Okay, So unless he'smoonlighting as an internet person behind your back,
hey, I wouldn't mind. Maybehe's saving up for that ring waiting
for well, yeah, said,you should get dem on the phone right
now and see if you remember's Madison'ssleeping all right, Madison, thanks for
calling in, Thanks for Sharon,and thank you for listening to just some
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radio show of course, Thank youguys, God bless go bye. It's
John Jay and Rich. By theway, I encourage you to go to
the Love Pup Instagram account and signup to go or get some tickets to
go to Blake's dog Mom's Day Andyou just fouind out yesterdayre giving away this
really cool bike from bicycle house.There's all kinds of great gifts and stuff
and all kinds of shopping. It'sa very cool event. And you can
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bring you bring your dog. That'sthe point. Bring your dog. So
it a Love Pup Foundation on Instagram. A COVID like viral pandemic is ravaging
the Cakau trees in West Africa,where more than half of the world's chocolate
comes from. It's so bad they'regiving the plants vaccines to kill the disease.
There could be no more chocolate,you guys. That's wild. Either
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that or the price is gonna goway. That's probably it. Anybody in
here brush their teeth with hot watersometimes for real, for really, like
not really on purpose. But ifafter I wash my face and I brush
my teeth and the hot water isstill on, then I just keep it
on. With Kyle same exactly.Thirty seven percent of Americans brush their teeth
with hot water. It feels goodon the gums. A sheriff's office in
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South Carolina had to ask people tostop calling nine to one one because of
noise complaints about a weird roaring sound. Turns out it's just cicadas. Of
you. There were cicadas when Igrew up everywhere they sound like a like
a buzzing and like a clicking noise. Like during the day it just sounds
like a high pitched humming, butat night it sounds like a jungle.
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Interesting, you can call that oneone for that like that's every month soon
season? Literally have you seen thedumb social media trend? By the way,
every time I see this, Ilook, I check. It's a
total social media trend where people say, look between this key and this key.
Have you seen that yet? Noyou haven't. Oh my god,
I've seen it so many times.I fall for it. So it says
it'll say like it'll post something andthen it'll be like look between go to
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your keyboard and look between E andy. Yes, and it's RT meaning
retweet or it's what's the other onewhere there is? It was like,
look between H and L and that'sJK right right, I did see that
that cla yeah, okay, Likewhat would you like to drink? And
someone says, look between R andY and the keyboard it's tea okay right.
Anyway, Apparently they're saying it's notworth your time, even though I
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do it every single time. Anineteen year old woman in Scotland. Check
this out. She can't get ajob. You know why because her name
is tit or swift. Oh yeah, she said, her life is hell.
Can't you know? The school shegoes to is also like tailor,
Like the name of the school istail or something. A place in Japan
is serving a loaf of bread stuffedwith French fries. Ooh, all the
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carbs. I guess you know whenyou think of like lots of people walking
on the sidewalk at one time,I always think of New York. You
see that visual in the movies.So they had to do this big thing
because people are like you, peopleare coming to visit and they're like walking
the wrong way on the sidewalk.So they put out a big article and
sidewalk etiquette. Just keep to theright, just like you're driving, stay
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on the right side for a lotof people to walk the opposite direction on
your left. This is sidewalk etiquette. Move quickly and never stop. And
zero hate for seniors. It saysthat seniors and dog walkers are up there
for let them go, let themdo their thing. Three as a crowd.
If you walk with a group ofpeople, especially on a narrow sidewalk,
walk two wide or single file.Don't spit on the sidewalk. There's
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also an article about bad habits thatmake you age faster. I think I'll
save that one because that's one Ithink we're going to really open up the
hood and go into because it's veryimportant. Rift. Let's talk about vodka,
Peyton. You want to talk aboutvodka. I love vodka. Do
it. You've switched from tequila righttequila is out, vodka is in,
and you've talked about what can youmake a Can you make a vodka margarita?
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You can? I don't know ifit would taste very good, though,
Well, did you know that vodkais not just good for drinking and
drinks? You can literally, Peyton, I want you to try this.
It is considered the best hair conditioneroutside of hair conditioner that there possibly can
be. So if you mix alittle in the in the shower, that
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will actually leave your hair lovely inconditioned. It also works great. Is
a great mosquito repellent for the summer. If you dab a little alcohol in
your skin. The mosquitoes don't likethe smell of vodka or you could just
drink it and sweat it out andthey probably won't get like an alcoholic.
Yeah, do you know why Ipulled you off? Or are you drinking
to drive it? No mosquitos,squita repella repellents, and if you ever
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get stung by the jellyfish, itis the best way to ease the pain
of a jellyfish thing is to putwoodka on top of it. So for
that life hack in many more,you can go to John Jay and Rich
dot com.
Wake up John Jay and Rich andyou're like, what's crag a leg?
And this is the big boss dogsnoopy diagle, double gizzl dank boom.
What you don't do? We're nottalking about rid T and T and we're
not talking about last year. It'sthe one and only dog, yeah,
the lasts lastly, big smooth eagle, double gizz in your face to me
and in the place to be Andyou're listening to John Jay and Rich,
(00:24):
Wake your ass? What O fourseven Kiss FM? It's John J.
Rich phone number eight seven seven ninethree seven four seven, Call us and
jump on the air with us.I think there's just one more thing that
Kyle and I have in common.What's that? No, it was something
happened yesterday to me, and Iwas like, oh my god, I
think this is what happened to Kyle. And I think there's something in the
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story. But you tell your story, then I'll tell you what I think
is very similar. Okay. SoI chaperoned my daughter's girl Scout camp this
weekend and when I got home,I was absolutely exhausted. So picture me.
I'm walking in and I've got threesuitcases that I'm carrying back to my
room to the closet I go intobecause I have to go through the bathroom
to get to my closet, andI have the bags on me. I
(01:08):
stopped for a minute, and allof a sudden, I hear and I
look down and in my shower isthis gigantic lizard trying to make its way
out but not realizing it's a glassdoor and running into it over and over
again. And I was like,and I'm pretty sure the lizard was like
what, I just literally freeze.And this lizard makes his way out of
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the shower and runs into my husband'scloset and I'm like, Scott, yell
for him to come in here.And I'm like, so there's a huge
lizard in our house right now.He goes huge. I go, yeah,
it's janormous. He goes, Idon't think so. Easton told me
that he saw a gecko come inthe house the other day, and I
(02:00):
just figured it's probably a cute littlegecko. It's fine, exactly. And
I was like, oh no,this thing was probably with its tail a
good seven or eight to maybe nineinches body had yeah, like he was
girthy, and I was like,this is not a tiny little geko my
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friend, and you're telling me thishappened the other day. So this little
creature has just been hanging out inthe house for more than twenty four hours.
Happened. Did you sleep at nightgetting huge? Yeah? And I
told her. I was like,listen, he's in your closet right now.
Please go find him because I willnot be able to think of anything
else until the house. Scott's like, I have to go get something to
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eat first, like seriously. Sureenough, he went and got a sandwich,
then proceeded to go into the closet. He goes, You're never gonna
believe this. I was like,did you find him? He goes,
yeah, he's in the trash.I was like, no way, Yeah,
he's in the trash. Scott walkedin. He's got a washer and
dryer in his closet. Okay,And apparently this lizard had climbed up onto
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the top of the washer, sawScott walking in, freaked out, made
a jump for it and landed inthe garbage can. Wow. And so
Scott carries the garbage can out inthe backyard and we we released this little
guy to the wild, and he'snot so little Scott's like, yeah,
that's really not a gecko. Ohreally yeah, But he's okay and we're
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okay, and I can sleep findthat day because we got him out of
there. I can tell you thathe's okay because he came to my house.
Oh no, I saw the videoyou posted right, and I'm not
kidding you, same exact looking lizard. But here's what happened. So I
get up in the morning, Ihave my routine, and the last thing
I do before I leave the houseis I turn on my infrared sauna that's
in the garage so I can getwith a time I get home, it's
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one hundred and seventy five degrees andI do about thirty minutes in the sauna.
I also yesterday when I sauna,I usually like to do it on
an empty stuf like but when Iwhen I got home yesterday, something was
I can't there was somebody that mycar was getting washed. Something I can't
remember what I couldn't get in thesauna. I had to wait, so
I ate. I mean like threequarters of a hammer, you know,
a pound of hamburger. I hada big tubby yogurt, I had whatever.
Then it was time for me toget in the sauna. I wish
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I'll never go in the sauna againwith food in my stomach. Was terrible.
But I go to open the saunadoor and I hear. I'm like
what, and it's a glass door, and I look and there's a freaking
huge lizard in my song in therewith you. He was in there before
I got in there, so hewas in there when I turned it on
at four a m. He musthave jumped in. Meanwhile, he's enjoying
the infrared. I'm surprised he didn'tgrow to Godzilla in there. And I'm
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like, that's exactly. I openedthe door and I'm like, get out
of here, and I'm trying toyou won't leave. She's in there spinning
around in asauna. Then he takesoff and goes the garage. So help
me, God exact same look atlizard that you had, but now he's
got infrared ultra violet, raising boyZilla versus us. Now I got to
(05:02):
hope for a rental snake shows upat my house to get rid of all
those lizards. Now, Oh mygosh, I mean, I much rather
have the lizard around because they eatscorpions and bugs and stuff like that.
But I don't really want him inmy house. I don't want him my
solids. I'm like, yeah,lizard, DNA all over, I'm gonna
turn into that guy from Spider Man. How funny is it that he didn't
come out though when you first openedit up. He's like book self care
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man. You And then my wifegot in the sauna, right and she's
just like talking up a storm.I'm like, hey, I don't I
don't feel good, my stomachs full. I just want what's wrong? Wait?
She starts singing every song. I'mlike stop, just stop, and
I get out and he's lay onthe floor in the garage and she's like,
(05:44):
come on, get back in here, come on, you can do
it. You can do it.And she's she just finished this book for
this guy named Ned Something you guyshear about this guy. He ran a
marathon every day for a month.No, No, he wrote a book
she just finished. She's like,mind over Madner, get back in here,
mind over Madner like Shaka for thelizard anyway, So yeah, lizard
(06:06):
Talkyle, what's going Three things youneed to know today? You probably saw
it yesterday morning, almost immediately afterthe Senate passed the bill. President Biden
signed it to make it official.TikTok now officially has to be sold or
it will be banned. They havenine months to get their act together.
If they're showing significant progress and theyneed a little bit more time, the
(06:27):
president could give them ninety more days. But basically nine more months is what
you may or may not have withTikTok. Do it? Well, you
can? I like that because theycanceled me a year ago. Now can
TikTok does say they're gonna fight back. They say, the fact is we've
invested billions of dollars to keep UnitedState's data safe, which is apparently what
they're all worried about, and sothey are going to take legal action.
(06:49):
How come they don't just let usvote on it. It's like, hey,
you're being spied on, but doyou still want to see TikTok?
Yes? I was looking for areason to play this today, and now
you gave me one. President Bidenwas doing that speech yesterday and he was
supposed to pause. He says pause. He says pause exactly exactly. Imagine
(07:12):
what we can do next. Allmore years now, the crowd helped them
time anything you put on that properburgundy will read what has announced you.
Guys are removing a self checkout lanesnot because they care about customer service or
(07:33):
anything like that. It's because peopleare stealing too much from them. The
idea at first was letting customer scantheir own items. Seems like a way
to reduce lines, improve efficiency,cut down a labor costs. But people
are taking too much with the fivefinger discounts, so they're deciding to get
rid of them. Obviously because thatplan backfired. So just know that throughout
(07:55):
the rest of this year, whilemart will slowly maturely be taking all of
those Not like this checkout I neverhave. I know people love it.
I don't like it. I likethe self checkout when I've got a few
items, not when I have alot. Apparently half of us are going
to need glasses by the year twentyfifty, so there has been a lot
of research on eyeballs, and apparentlynear sightedness has gone up twenty three percent
(08:16):
from the year two thousand and theysay it's because everyone's doing things close to
their face. Even reading could causethis problem. But they're talking mostly about
computers and cell phones all the timeright in your face, and that apparently
can cause or increase your chances ofbecoming near sighted. So they're like,
take breaks, take lots of breaks. Go out in the sunlight. That
(08:37):
can actually help get outdoors. Hey, that's a new concept. That's what
I say. Bigger screams. Youjust got to bring up your little font
level on your phone for words bigger. No, that's just fine, that's
just aband aid. Take the breaks, and that's three things you need to
(08:58):
know. Your latches remind me ofsomething. Please don't play well I have
I have this laugh of yours hereI'm sure, and then I have another
laugh of yours. I gotta thinkof anything else. Okay. Then the
newest one, which you haven't heardyet, you know this is dang it.
(09:20):
Then there's this laugh which I havenot played for you guys yet.
Yeah, I'm when Eric on theConspiracy Man. I call that peyton Stone.
I love your laugh so annoying.All right, it's time for Payton's
(09:43):
predictions. Pause. If you everwanted your sign read pause, now is
the time eight seven seven nine threeseven four seven. What is the vibe?
Peyton I'm going to tell you whatyour prom vibes would be based on
your zodiac sign eight seven seven nineone four seven. Hello Marcia, what's
your sign? Good morning? Mysign is Gemini? All right, Gemini.
(10:05):
You guys are the queen of versatility. You're bold, and your go
to getting ready song is like girlsjust want to have fun. That's your
vibe. You are the first inyour friend group to hop on those colorful
eyeliner and eegem trends, So don'tbe afraid to go in a dress with
a bright primary color to bring yourlook with a little sunny eyeshadow, You
guys go for like that eighty partygirl vibe for your prom. Nailed it?
(10:30):
Yes, I love it. Thanksguys, great, Thanks Marcia,
him Michelle, what's your sign?Hi? Calling from Pa. I'm Capricorn.
All right, Capricorns. You're hardworking and you pride yourself on being
sophisticated and totally classic, So allof your power colors are dark colors.
(10:50):
You love a good subtle moment,So you guys need to go for that
silky slip, square neckline look forlike Winona Ryder's ninety red carpet looks for
major inspo for your nineties vibes.Prom Okay, Yeah, I'm like,
do you feel like that kind offits your aesthetic a little bit like dark
colors, dark vibe, kind ofmysterious a little Okay, yeah, actually
(11:15):
I wore like Paso and okay,yeah, well you could switch it up
when it's your when it's another goround for prom. Yeah well okay,
thanks, thank you. Listen onthe iHeartRadio app November good morning, Good
(11:37):
morning Taurus. Yes, yes,of course that November. Yes, we're
in Torres season and if it's yourbirthday to day, you're sharing one with
Renee Zellweger and al Pacino, sojust so you know that, yeah,
yeah, yeah, So for aTaurus, I actually absolutely love this prom
vibe. It's something that I haven'treally ever seen. So you Torrens,
(11:58):
you guys love nature and flower andsoft tones like total earth goddess vibes.
So there's no reason for you tohave to give up your cottage core aesthetic
just because you're gonna be breaking itdown on the dance floor. Mentally,
my tourists, you guys are frolickingthrough like a sunny field with wild flowers,
so try wearing like a flower crownor weaving flowers into your hair.
This prompt season Cottage core y'all forprom? I love it Cottage Core.
(12:20):
Yeah, I have to look up, yes, get into it all right,
Kyle? Do you remember what youwere to your prom? Yeah?
I think it's a black dress.Ooh, it's black dress on there,
there is black dress. But that'snot the kind of aesthetic that I have
for my libras. Libras. Youguys love to flirt with life, So
(12:41):
anything flirtatious is perfect for you.And what a better way to channel that
energy with the Bridger tint aesthetic likeRegency Core. So look for like those
flirty ruffles, puffy sleeves, floralembroidery. Like Kyle, all we have
to do is just copy and pasteyou into Bridger Tin. That would be
such a fun thing. Is thatlike just so fun? And I feel
(13:03):
like we're getting into that, likeright now with the high schoolers, they're
totally diving into the Bridgerton ascetic.So Rich is a pisces? What did
Rich wear or should he wear tohis prom dress? Yes? Yes,
so rich pisces or spicy pisces,as Olivia Rodriguez says, You guys are
dreamy and intuitive, so go forstyles that exude elegance. Lightweight tools,
(13:24):
subtle sparkles are always for you tochannel your fairy core vibe on prom night.
Rich tool bell Yeah okay, yep, you gotta get some little fairy
wings. Maybe go for the ears, that would be for you. Karina.
What's your sign? Aquarius? Okay, So for Aquarius for your prom
(13:46):
vibe, space galaxy. Galactic isthe best way to describe an Aquarius out
of this world personality. You guysare funky, You're Etcric, You're you
go for those iridescent fabric, shimmeringeyeshadow, cool accessory, these things like
that. I'm thinking stars and moonsfor my Aquarius. Is for prompt season.
Yep, that's right on. Ilove it all right, Karna,
(14:09):
thank you, have a great day. All right. What you got for
Virgo? Yeah, John Jay,you guys like to keep things simple,
So no prince, no patterns,nothing like that, No bling necessary.
You guys are going for that silk, satin, natural colors. It's all
about the details for my Virgo.They are going for the minimalist look for
Promise year. Oh my prom itwas just a simple black tuxedo, that's
(14:33):
right here. I was showing myson that yesterday because we actually we were
at getting his prom suit yesterday.Dutch, he's seventeen going to he's a
junior and his problem. We satdown, we were with the Nicks men'swear.
Oh yeah, and great joint.Josh the guy who owns it,
which is weird, should be Joshwear. Josh owns it. Like, what
do you what do you want Dutch? Dutch was like, I want a
(14:54):
tuxedo, no tie, shirt,button down. And he goes the Tony
Montana look from Scarface and go yep, and that's what he's got. I
mean, dude, I don't knowwhere this kid gets his fashion from,
but that's that's it. That's whathe's wearing. And I was like,
look look at my picture, dude, just simple black tuxedo. Lets you
dad, And then I sprayed intoperfume as we walked through. Oh,
(15:18):
we got tickets. All morning off. We need to get to your sign
by the way to post it ona website. John Jaywidge dot com,
John Jay and Rich, Good morning, Madison. What's going on? Good
morning? Not much, just wakingup. What can we do for you
this morning? So I had somethingfunny happened to me the other day,
and I just thought i'd let Peytonnow, just because I thought it was
cool how you guys intertwines with everydaylife. So I was setting up the
(15:39):
internet at my new house and Iwas on the phone with this guy for
about twenty minutes from at the beginningof the call, he told me what
his name was. The whole time, I can waiting to get to the
point of basking him if he knewsomeone named Peyton, because his name was
Kadeen and he didn't, But Ijust thought it was funny. And he
(16:00):
had said he never had met anyonewith the same name as him, but
I didn't tell him I didn't reallyknow anyone. It was just some radio
so I've listened to. But yeah, I thought it was interesting. Well,
I have to tell you, firstof all, my feelings are hurt
when you said were just some radioshows. I mean, well, you
mean a lot to us, man, but thank you. Second of all,
(16:25):
I don't know Kadem that well.But what this Kadem told you is
something I think Peyton's Kadem would tellyou. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Kademhas been asked if he is my boyfriend
and he has told them no,so he does not have a conversation with
So you still don't know if thatwas a real Kadem or another Kadeem.
(16:47):
He definitely seemed like he wasn't becausehe was pretty stoked that I even knew
someone with the same name. Sookay, I think you rarely see a
stoked Kadem, only a drik's excited. This is for Internet service, right,
So what does your Kadeem do fora living? Peyton is a basketball
(17:08):
coach. Okay, So unless he'smoonlighting as an internet person behind your back,
hey, I wouldn't mind. Maybehe's saving up for that ring waiting
for well, yeah, said,you should get dem on the phone right
now and see if you remember's Madison'ssleeping all right, Madison, thanks for
calling in, Thanks for Sharon,and thank you for listening to just some
(17:29):
radio show of course, Thank youguys, God bless go bye. It's
John Jay and Rich. By theway, I encourage you to go to
the Love Pup Instagram account and signup to go or get some tickets to
go to Blake's dog Mom's Day Andyou just fouind out yesterdayre giving away this
really cool bike from bicycle house.There's all kinds of great gifts and stuff
and all kinds of shopping. It'sa very cool event. And you can
(17:52):
bring you bring your dog. That'sthe point. Bring your dog. So
it a Love Pup Foundation on Instagram. A COVID like viral pandemic is ravaging
the Cakau trees in West Africa,where more than half of the world's chocolate
comes from. It's so bad they'regiving the plants vaccines to kill the disease.
There could be no more chocolate,you guys. That's wild. Either
(18:14):
that or the price is gonna goway. That's probably it. Anybody in
here brush their teeth with hot watersometimes for real, for really, like
not really on purpose. But ifafter I wash my face and I brush
my teeth and the hot water isstill on, then I just keep it
on. With Kyle same exactly.Thirty seven percent of Americans brush their teeth
with hot water. It feels goodon the gums. A sheriff's office in
(18:37):
South Carolina had to ask people tostop calling nine to one one because of
noise complaints about a weird roaring sound. Turns out it's just cicadas. Of
you. There were cicadas when Igrew up everywhere they sound like a like
a buzzing and like a clicking noise. Like during the day it just sounds
like a high pitched humming, butat night it sounds like a jungle.
(19:02):
Interesting, you can call that oneone for that like that's every month soon
season? Literally have you seen thedumb social media trend? By the way,
every time I see this, Ilook, I check. It's a
total social media trend where people say, look between this key and this key.
Have you seen that yet? Noyou haven't. Oh my god,
I've seen it so many times.I fall for it. So it says
it'll say like it'll post something andthen it'll be like look between go to
(19:25):
your keyboard and look between E andy. Yes, and it's RT meaning
retweet or it's what's the other onewhere there is? It was like,
look between H and L and that'sJK right right, I did see that
that cla yeah, okay, Likewhat would you like to drink? And
someone says, look between R andY and the keyboard it's tea okay right.
Anyway, Apparently they're saying it's notworth your time, even though I
(19:48):
do it every single time. Anineteen year old woman in Scotland. Check
this out. She can't get ajob. You know why because her name
is tit or swift. Oh yeah, she said, her life is hell.
Can't you know? The school shegoes to is also like tailor,
Like the name of the school istail or something. A place in Japan
is serving a loaf of bread stuffedwith French fries. Ooh, all the
(20:12):
carbs. I guess you know whenyou think of like lots of people walking
on the sidewalk at one time,I always think of New York. You
see that visual in the movies.So they had to do this big thing
because people are like you, peopleare coming to visit and they're like walking
the wrong way on the sidewalk.So they put out a big article and
sidewalk etiquette. Just keep to theright, just like you're driving, stay
(20:33):
on the right side for a lotof people to walk the opposite direction on
your left. This is sidewalk etiquette. Move quickly and never stop. And
zero hate for seniors. It saysthat seniors and dog walkers are up there
for let them go, let themdo their thing. Three as a crowd.
If you walk with a group ofpeople, especially on a narrow sidewalk,
walk two wide or single file.Don't spit on the sidewalk. There's
(20:55):
also an article about bad habits thatmake you age faster. I think I'll
save that one because that's one Ithink we're going to really open up the
hood and go into because it's veryimportant. Rift. Let's talk about vodka,
Peyton. You want to talk aboutvodka. I love vodka. Do
it. You've switched from tequila righttequila is out, vodka is in,
and you've talked about what can youmake a Can you make a vodka margarita?
(21:19):
You can? I don't know ifit would taste very good, though,
Well, did you know that vodkais not just good for drinking and
drinks? You can literally, Peyton, I want you to try this.
It is considered the best hair conditioneroutside of hair conditioner that there possibly can
be. So if you mix alittle in the in the shower, that
(21:40):
will actually leave your hair lovely inconditioned. It also works great. Is
a great mosquito repellent for the summer. If you dab a little alcohol in
your skin. The mosquitoes don't likethe smell of vodka or you could just
drink it and sweat it out andthey probably won't get like an alcoholic.
Yeah, do you know why Ipulled you off? Or are you drinking
to drive it? No mosquitos,squita repella repellents, and if you ever
(22:02):
get stung by the jellyfish, itis the best way to ease the pain
of a jellyfish thing is to putwoodka on top of it. So for
that life hack in many more,you can go to John Jay and Rich
dot com.
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