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(00:00):
Jane Rich, Good morning, Kent. What's going on? I have a
one for the If you're dating ablank, you prepare for blank, okay,
And for me, it's actually married. If you're married to somebody obsessed
with Disney, be prepared to haveno money. Disney's expensive, right,
what does she spend it on?What's the most expensive thing Disneyland or Disney

(00:23):
World? Tickets, hotels, flights, souvenirs. How long you been married?
Six years? How long how manytimes you've been to Disneyland in six
years? Oh? Fifteen? Seasonpasty, that year's season pass. I'll
save you so much, right,we have season pass. She goes.

(00:46):
She even goes by herself sometimes,like when I'm like I've been, I've
been enough for this year, she'llgo by herself. Oh my gosh.
That's Does she make you wear likematching outfits when you guys go like I'm
with her? Yeah, pretty much. I mean occasionally we all have our
like our favorite shirts when we doa big Disney World trip because we don't
live I mean we live here,so when we go to Disney World,

(01:08):
it's like matching outfits for every day. And you have to go to Disney
World. For like a week.So it's like, yeah, that's just
a bunch of extra money. Canyou enjoy Kent, or are you just
like I'm just doing it because mywife's joy it. No, I totally
enjoy it. But I could enjoyit maybe like once a year. But
she is like, I need togo every every other month. That's I
haven't been in ten years and Iwant to go. I can't imagine going

(01:30):
once a month. A girlfriend ofmine has literally gone twice in the last
month. Wow, Kent. Whatis her ride or what is the one
thing she loves the most when shegoes to Disneyland? Oh? Man,
that's tough. She she definitely islike a foodie when it comes to Disney,
so she likes to try all likethe food and the snacks. Our

(01:52):
favorite ride has always been Indiana Jonesand then the Star the New Star Wars
Land with the New Star Wars TheResistance is also, yeah, really good.
I can't wait for that one.I can't wait for that one.
Well, thanks Kat, I'm gladthat I'm not married to a Disney person.
Have a great day, man,Thank you for listening. But the
morning, Hello, John Jay andRich can help you. Hello how are

(02:20):
you on the phone with a sexyvoice? Hold on me, oh sexy
voice. Hello, what's going on? What's going on? Tell all of
you guys that don't forget to SavannahBananas this Saturday. For those that are
coming to just give me a call. Hell, Savannah Bananas. You never
heard of the Savannah Bananas. I'masking today? What is Savannah Banana.

(02:43):
It's it's like the Harlem Goldcrotters ofbaseball, is what I call it.
Never heard of them? Look themup on YouTube. They have all of
these dance routines and stuff that theybreak out into. They're huge, right,
that's like a big family, familyevent that'll be well attended. Totally
hold on Saturday park. It's it'sthe Harlem Goo Trotters, but of baseball.

(03:06):
No, that's what I describe itas. It's called Savannah Bananas.
Never heard of that. But theyhave fun like that. They dance,
they do a whole bunch of tiff. They go viral and tiktook all the
time messages and was telling you,you know, if you want to bring
the kids, y'all, just getwith me. Let me know. Come,
I didn't see your messages. I'mnot very good to check you with.
Kyle's not Kyle's not very good?I say, how come I didn't

(03:29):
see it? But it's because that'sterrible. I will go in and I
will people message me and say Isent this to Kyle. She doesn't respond.
Could you please ask? Try torespond. But it's like I just
can't spend that much time on Instagram. I'm's smart whereas I'm on it all
the time. But Peyton, Iknow you'll be there right well. I
actually I'm working that night, soI'm not gonna be able to make it.

(03:49):
I know I got to make somemoney. I'm sorry, I'm broke.
I spend all my tax return,so I need you to make some
money. Okay, Well, areinterested? I will be. They are
just giving me. Let me know. I tell you what are coming in
Adam where Sloane Park. Never heardof that either, you've never heard of
I don't think. I feel likeit's like a big spring training who spring

(04:10):
trains there? Cubs? It's theone right there with a two two and
a one on one coming together offa real Tolado. And yeah, I
think you're at the cubs like theone on one cups. We've been there
man thinks just this city is justgrowing. It's just growing, never been.

(04:30):
Okay, guys, but you'll havea good one. I love y'all
trying to play a game and we'replaying. One of us is lying.
I believe that's the game. Joelina, you are contestant this morning. Yes,
Joe Lane, Joe Lean. Whydon't we have that song ready?

(04:51):
I know we were a good radioshow, we would have had that song
ready for it takes everything, asthe Phoenix Sun say, it takes everything.
Okay, Joline. So we're gonnago round the room. Everyone's gonna
tell you a story. One ofthe stories is not true. The other
three stories are absolutely true. Okay, so you have to guess which is

(05:13):
the fake story. Sound good toyou, Joline. You understand the game?
Yes, okay, Jolie, listencarefully. Richard Barra is up first.
Oh I am okay, all right, Joelene. Several years ago,
John Gy and I through a setof circumstances, we're invited to the Disney
Studios, not Disney Theme Park,but the studios. In fact, we
stood on the lot where they filmedeverything from Pirates to Escape from Which Mountain?

(05:38):
And we got this private, privatetour. We go underneath the studio
and there's a big tunnel. Inthat tunnel, there was a giant vault
like you would imagine a big giantvault door. In behind that vault door.
You've heard the miss of them freezing. Disney's body was Roy and Walt

(05:58):
Disney frozen forever until they could suchtime as science can bring them back to
life. We saw the bodies ofwell not the bodies, but the vault
door of Walt Disney and his brotherRoy Disney at the Disney studios. Dunk
dunk dun. Oh boy, okay, you process that, Peyton. So
when I was younger, like eightor nine, I was at the mall

(06:19):
with my mom, and you guysremember like those modeling people that would stand
down. They'd be like, yeah, come and sign up and we'll get
you a modeling gig. That waswhat we did. So I convinced my
mom and it was I ended upgetting the call back and I ended up
becoming a little model for this likemom and pop shop for Corrective Islands is
and I like was their poster childfor like a year because I had a
really bad lazy eye. So theyfelt like the glasses was a great product

(06:42):
for me. Okay, that's mystory. My story is this. I
bought season tickets to the Phoenix Suns, and then I screwed up and ended
up buying playoff tickets. I didn'tmean to, but I bought playoff tickets
and they're way, way more expensive. And the game is tonight, and
I have tickets to tonight and theseats are on the floor. But I

(07:06):
stupidly committed to a charity event becauseour boss boss boss manager invited me and
my wife to go, and that'stonight too, and I want to get
out of it. And I thoughtmaybe I could sell my tickets, and
I haven't been able to sell mytickets yet, so I'm afraid I might
lose my seats. And part ofme is thinking about just leaving the event
and going to the game because Idon't know what time the event is,

(07:29):
but it is they're both around thesame time. Sun's game is probably seven,
do you guys know, I don'tknow. Yeah, so there's that.
I also have another one so Ican throw that one on otherther two.
Okay, so that's my story.Am I going to walk away from
those tickets and lose them. KyleWitch your story first of all the games
at seven thirty. So I thinkyou could make both. You think I
could make well, I think youcould do it with the way you.

(07:50):
John Jay has a really great skillof leaving places without anyone noticing. So
here's here's my story. We've hadthe opportunity to interview a lot of celebrities
here in the studio over the lasthowever long I've been on the show a
long time, and we had onecomedian come in here. I believe his
name was Bobby Lee, and hewas sitting right next to me, in
between myself and John Jay, andat one point apparently during the interview,

(08:16):
he whipped his junk out and apparentlywe all saw it, and apparently there's
a video of it, but Ihave a zero recollection of that ever even
happening. Zero. You would thinkthat would be something that would be pretty
memorable. Nope, don't even rememberit. Still, don't believe it happens
until I see the video. Youever see the video? No, we'll

(08:37):
just reenacted here, Richie, BobbyLee, huh No, Okay, that's
what it's doing. Okay, Nowyou have to pick all these stories are
true except for one. Joline,Joline, Joline Goodness. I'm gonna say
the story that's not true is Rich'sstory, my story, because I don't
believe that Well Disney was frozen.My story is absolutely true. Yeah,

(09:01):
it's true. We were there,but we don't know for sure if Walt
Disney's buried behind that thing, becausethey sure it made a big stick out
of it. I mean it waslike it was like a private thing or
underground. It is a big likeit's like a vault and it's it's whatever's
back there is frozen. I havea picture of it. Were we told
we can never post it or anythinglike that, Like I still have that
picture. We were told we couldnever post it, but we weren't told
we couldn't talk about it, rightright, right right, that's true.

(09:22):
Story, that's true. Story,believe it or okay? So okay,
so now you got to pick eitherPeyton, Kyle or me. You no,
my story's true. It's a seriousdilemma. It's a serious serious don't
we live weird lives and all thatstuff. It just happens. Yeah,
okay, So it's either Kyle orPeyton. H p Yep, mine was

(09:48):
a lie. I do have areally bad lazy eye, but I wasn't
a model for a corrective lefs company, I believe, you know, me
and Grant made that went up liketwenty minutes ago. Okay, but Joey,
you get to tickets to Pitball?Hold on, joe Lee, Hold
on, Hey, Ryan, what'sup here on there? John? Jay

(10:11):
up Man? Long time listeners,Second time caller, Hey, thinkes just
want to stay in position one soeveryone else to give him away to sell
them. You know, I'm listen, I'm ridding the writing on the wall
here, you know, I justI'm in a what situation here? So
I wanted to make sure I'm positionone. I'm pretty stressed about it.

(10:33):
You know, you can't if youdon't sell them what they mean, they
go to waste if you if youlike, just didn't use them at all.
Right, Well yeah, I wouldprobably Long time listener loyal all right,
Ryan, all right? Hold on, second time call. It's like
this friend of mine and I don'twant to script. I script his company

(10:54):
name all the time, and hegave me grief for it. But it's
like I told you guys about himbefore. His company name's either Tickets Unlimited,
or unlimited tickets. He gets madto get it wrong. I think
it's tickets unlimited. I don't know. So he owns that company, and
so I text him yesterday and Isaid, can you sell these for me?
And he goes, why you waitso long? Because I thought maybe

(11:16):
I could get out of the event, and I don't think I can.
And then he goes, I'm inthe Cayman Islands right now. He was
there for a wedding or something.What's called tickets unlimited. Oh great,
tickets unlimited cot it, Yes,got it, And so I'm hoping he
can sell the tickets, right.So I don't know. But also he's
like in another country, So whatif you know what I mean, what
if he forgets because it's not it'snot on the top of his mind.

(11:37):
I feel like you can make itto both. I really do. If
the games is seventh, go tothe dinner early. I'm sure the dinner
starts around six six thirty. Youhang out for an hour. The games
is seven thirty. Yeah, andso you go to the game and you're
a half hour Princess. It's atthe Princess and it's a dinner like you're
supposed to be a fuck dinner,not like a happy hour. Ye.

(11:58):
And it's kind of cool because theother there's like you know, if you
Michael bo Blay, it's going tobe there. I know David Foster.
If you watch the Sons game todayand you see on this at the Sun's
game when they show celebrities, ifyou see Michael bou Blay, if you
see David Foster Prescott, let's go. That means that they were able to
make both. Do you know whatI mean? Because they have to be

(12:18):
at this dinner tonight too. Ithink you could make it to the Sun's
game by halftime. That's a lotsof waste. Well, I'll be like
Ryan and I'll offer myself up too. If you can't make it, I
will fill in for you, JohnJay. So you're after Ryan. So
if Ryan can't make it, becauseRyan said he's a piece one, you
want to you want to bug Ryanout. Sarah High, you're on the
air, Hey, good morning.I have but I think a great idea

(12:41):
for you. You should have auctionoff your basketball tickets to whoever makes the
biggest donation to love pop. Oh, don't put me in that position.
And it's a good idea, though, But then I lose all that money.
I mean, I've donated enough tothat charity. I'm sorry, I'm
a pragmatic I'm trying to offer asolution, make you feel some love in

(13:03):
your heart. Well, you knowit's funny. I was thinking that maybe
by me, if I lose thesetickets that are give them to somebody.
I wonder if I could somehow makeit look like it's a donation to the
charity that I'm going to tonight becauseI couldn't go I lost those tickets.
Do you know what I'm saying?Is that a write off? If I
bought these tickets that I couldn't gobecause I was at this other church.
Yeah, don't ask Rich. Welearned that lesson. I would say yes.

(13:28):
The Phoenix Song Song Song says thatwe've spoken. You got a Ryan
songs up there. What's coming withthe three things we need to know?
Cole, I'll give you the crazyreason you should not catch up on sleep
over the weekend next with John Jayand Rich Little PhiX Sun Song. Huh,

(13:52):
this is the new Phoenix Sun Songfor this one thing. My whole
squads go get us in the ground. No free past following them my own
way. The golf tournament going onright now at mccormickcraanch Learner and Row Golf

(14:16):
tournament. They raise over a milliondollars and they give all that money back
to charity here in Arizona. Yeah, I'm gonna be popping by there later
today. I don't plan a golfwell, I didn't figure you would.
No, no, no, caleare three things we need to know.
Okay, I feel like we're allguilty of this. But according to a
recent study, you should not catchup on sleep on the weekends. So

(14:39):
I'm like, whatever supposed to doit, So check this out. People
who enjoy longer weekend catch up sleepare significantly less likely to be unhappy or
be happy. You're more likely tobe depressed if you do all your ketchup
sleep on the weekends. So don'tdo it. We'll take our chances.

(15:00):
I can see that because I totallysleep until like one or two in the
afternoon on the weekends, and Iusually feel like I wake up in my
days over and I'm like, dangit, I I appreciate this study or
whatever, but I highly doubt thatgetting extra sleep is ever bad for you.
Sure, all the with all theresearch that there is on how important
sleep is, I feel like whenyou could get it in, get it

(15:22):
in, it's good. You know, I have the whoop app or the
whoop thing, and I have anor ring, and it'll say, because
you know, obviously in our jobto do don't get a lot of sleep.
It'll say, hey, maybe shouldtake a nap today. You need
to catch up with sleep. Yeah, it'll say, so that's a sleep
device. So take the study asyou will. I say, sleep more
if you can. They say,lots of the pollution that we have actually
has branding. More than half canactually be traced to only fifty six companies.

(15:45):
Like let that sink in. Morethan half of the pollution in the
world is just due to fifty sixcompanies, and one of them has the
most, and it happens to bethe Coca Cola company, probably because you
always see cans on this of thestreet, right, and because of how
they make it. And they saythat they do aim on fixing that.
They don't like having that on theirbelt. They say they want to make

(16:07):
all of their packaging recyclable. Bytwenty twenty five. I thought most of
it was recyclable. So I guessI'm recycling stuff I probably shouldn't be.
Well, that's not that far away. They're gonna get they gonna get to
get get it together. You're rightright when you said pollution. I thought
of the you know, factories,the black smoke. I did they give
cans. Well, it's that too, Yeah, that too. So I

(16:29):
feel like I've heard a lot aboutoverpopulation, overcrowding. There's too many people
in the world, and the resourcesare going down. However, they actually
just found that the fertility right inthe United States has been trending down for
decades, and a brand new reportsays the rate is down to the lowest
it's been in more than a century. And experts say that's actually not a
good thing. So start having Baby'spayton, I love, Baby's it for

(16:55):
you? Baby's it for you?Okay, what you need to know?
I just want to play this funnyass video I saw yesterday. You guys
ever had a woodpecker? Yes,one as one right now? I had
a woodpecker in our cabin in PineTop and he kept we had a metal
roof, and it's just and it'sso annoying. This guy puts the video
of the woodpecker, but it hittheir doorbell. It's hitting their doorbell.

(17:19):
Listen to this and the video ishilarious. There's a woodpecker just tapping the
doorbell with his beak. Woodpecker probablythinks that it's making progress because the doorbells
going in so moving. That's howI bring the doorbell, by the way,

(17:42):
when I go to someone's house.
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