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J t Rich. I saw thisvideo about it. This LSU baseball fan
got smacked by one hundred and ninemile per hour home run ball to the
head. Yeah, it's all oversocial Media's he was Corey got a big
wealth on his forehead. He's okay. Well, listen to this interview after
he got hit in the head.I mean it sounds like he got hit
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in the head. And I've beencarrying this glove with me for years.
Now's my time. I got onecoming pole in the glove? Man?
What can I say? Being offmy dome and got a nice little goose
egg? Is it don't feel good? It felt like every bit of one
hundred and nine mile an hour homerun ball. Is we get the ball
after in there? No, itskipped over the fence. But Josh Pearson,
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man, he's such a great guy. He came to toss me their
toss ball that they do in betweeninnings. Probably Friday. I'll go get
Tommy White to sign it for meand maybe kiss my bowbo. Rather than
this cartoon I was watching when Iwas a kid, and I don't remember
the name of the cartoon, butit was like a possum and he would
go it's possible. It's possible.Bonjob, you know, the band Bonjovi,
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Living on a prayer and all that. There's a documentary and I only
want to play this because of whathe says, the way he describes what
we do for a living. Soit's a four part documentary. It's on
Hulu's called thank You good Night,The bon Jovi Story, and he tells
the story how every record company turnedin excuse me, every record company shot
him down. So he well,just listen to what he says. This
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is what he says about the loneliestpeople of the music business. And I
said, who's the loneliest man inthe music business? The DJ? There
was a new radio station in NewYork. The loneliest person in the radio
in the music business. There's aradio DJ, And I said, who's
the loneliest man in the music business? The DJ? Shut up? John
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Jan band Job Jan. Okay,Wait, so okay. I saw this
thing that it's so damn funny.It really hit home and I want to
bounce off you guys. It's theten things everyone does but never talks about.
And I have to tell you,I am so this is so relatable,
I think, and I don't evenknow how to just I'm so glad
I came upon this because I don'tknow if it would ever come up anywhere
else. But it is like,these are things everyone does. Like if
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you get a weird call, acall from a weird number, you immediately
google it. Do you guys everdo that? Yeah? I do.
I do it all the time.I feel like they're all weird numbers because
they're all spam calls. When yourflight doesn't board for an hour and you
need to eat, but you walkto your gate first anyway, just to
make sure it's still there. Yes, right, total, You're breathing fine
until you lay down and one nostrilimmediately closes one pocket. This is true
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for me. One pocket holds myphone and the other pocket holds everything else.
Yeah. When you swallow water ina weird way and there's this excruciating
pain in your chest, but thenit goes away. Yes, yeah,
how does that even happen? Whenyou need something from the grocery store but
someone standing right in front of it, so you pretend to shop for something
else until they move all the time. This is my favorite. The remote
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goes missing. You're convinced someone elseis sitting on it even after they get
up and check. When you thinkthere's a bug on your neck, but
it's the tag on your shirt thatsatisfying feeling when your ear randomly pops and
then your hearing increases by fifteen percent, fifty percent when you walk into a
store. Now you think about thisfor one second, start a split second.
You walk into a store to buysomething, they don't have it,
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so you walk out, and youfeel like you're shoplifting. For me,
when I go to the pharmacy likea Safeway, and I put the pills
whatever my pocket and I walk outon nothing, I feel like I gotta
go hey man, right, wellgood anyway. And the reason I feel
like that is because and I said, who's the loneliest man in the music
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business, the DJ Peyton. Let'sgo over this thing you bought, because
you've talked about this website a lot, right, you say, say the
name of the website. It's Nella'sAuction dot com. And the thing is,
you buy it and you have topick it up that day or something.
Right, you have a week topick it up. But it's kind
of like you have to go toget it. Yeah, you have to
go and pick it up. Butit's kind of like eBay, but it's
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not eBay. But they have likesuper expensive household items, like you can
get a five thousand dollars refrigerator forlike four hundred bucks if you bid on
it and you win. But yougot to be looking for it, right,
Yeah, you got it pretty.You got to stay on top of
the website and stuff because people,I'll bid you all the time. Can
you type in refrigerator or do youjust have a scroll? No, you
can type in refrigerator and it'll pullit all up. So I've been obsessed
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with this website and I've told youguys a couple of things that I've got
off of it. But the mostrecent thing was this steam mop. It
was like a two hundred and fiftydollars steam mop and I got it for
like thirty bucks or something like that. I broke it out yesterday, you
guys. I'm so happy. Ifeel like I have reached this point in
my adulthood that like, now Ihave a steam mop and I want to
steam mop everything. I'm gonna steammop my floors every day. I was
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on Amazon this morning looking how Ican make the water in my steam mop
even better, so I can getit really good. So that's so stupid,
SA like like we have a mopand a bucket, right different?
Does it look like that? No, what it looks like. It kind
of looks like a vacuum cleaner ina way, but you put water in
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it and then it creates steam,so it steams your floors, like kind
of how you can steam iron outof shirt and it like disinfects it because
it's getting hot. I don't haveto like stick it into a mop bucket
or anything. I want to steammop, get it. It'll be so
obsessed. I was like touching thefloor to see if it was hot.
Can you tell the difference between whenyou start, like before you do it
in after? Does it look different? Absolutely? It was sparkling. I
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wonder if we have one, howwould like a would you if you have
a normal mop, you wouldn't usethat because you have a steam mop exactly?
Okay, then we probably don't becausewe have a normal mop. I
see that being used every once ina while. It's just like so much
work. You're maybe evaporates the floorsand soaking wet, Like it's just so
convenient. As a former maintenance guyat a grocery store. I like a
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mop and a bucket and some pinesalt or some fabuloso. Well, that's
your the job done. But thisis like the mop on steroids because the
steam breaks down any dirt way easierthan a regular mop. Everything's changed,
man, since the steam engine wasinvented, has changed the way we do
things. First the steam engine,then the iPhone, and now the steam
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mop. Yes, I just feelso grown using it. All right,
we are commercial free. You feelgrown? That makes you grown? Yeah?
I felt really grown up last weekwhen I went to his dinner and
they had wine. I didn't havewine. I felt like a kid.
Was I just have water? AndI was like, uh, should I
have wine? It's John chate Rich. Hi, Jade, thanks for holding
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You're welcome. What's going on inyour world? Jade? Well, I
had a boyfriend of we've been together, oh my gosh, two and a
half years, and I was convincedthat he was cheating. Like I was
checking his phone, I was followinghim to work. He's just acting shady
to me. And I knew thathe was cheating. And I found out
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that he wasn't. And now Ikind of feel kind of like a grimy
girlfriend because I was fantasizing about cheatingon him, I was fantasizing with other
people. And now I don't knowif I should be with him or if
I should break up, because I'vepictured my life without him. I don't
know what to do. I wouldbreak up with him because I feel like,
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if you're already like one foot out, then you're already basically there and
at the end of the day,like the fact that he didn't cheat on
you, like I'm sure you lovehim, I'm sure, or you have
love for him, Like that's justlike a really not good situation of being
and I'm sure you don't want tohurt him. So I would just damage
control and get the hell out ofthere, especially if you can see your
life without him the hell. Yeah, yeah, just for him, for
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the sake of like that's I loveno, no, Yeah. I think
what she's saying is she doesn't evenknow if she does love him so much.
Right, she's already moving down theroad, right, you're already halfway
out like that, all that doesis just hurt so many people. And
when you say you fantasized about cheating, did you have people in mind that
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you might hook up with to getrevenge. Yes, yes I did.
And you're disappointed that he's not cheatingbecause you can't hook up with them.
A little there's a little part ofme that's yeah, yeah, all right,
so you don't think you're in lovewith him, right? I have
a test. I've told you guysthis test up. I used this test
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in front of Peyton before. Butif he died, would you cry?
Yes, well, then you lovehim. It's only a test for you
because you are the most sympathetic.I cry over literally everything, like TikTok
has me crying over different people everysingle day. Does not work. No,
it's got to be some of yourrelationship with or that, Like if
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they died, would you cry?If like that? Like if Kadeen died,
would you cry? Yeah? Idon't think. I think sure die.
I think I would die of abroken heart. I would not be
okay if Kadeen died. I thoughtabout the other day, I would I
was looking at the staring at mywife sleeping, and I was like,
thinking she died, but I crythink I would cry God, And I'm
like maybe not. That feels reallytough right now? And then It's like,
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how soon can you date after learninghow to be human? Try?
But that's pretty bad if you're like, well, was she I wish he
was cheating because I had people inmind that I was gonna look up.
Yeah, I feel like that's badfor this Relation's right, you're mentally already
gone, which is just gonna Imean, rip the band aid off,
don't draw it out, because youknow eventually you're going to be gone.
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Anyway, Well, what did hedo that made you think he was cheating
in the first place? There?He wasn't cheating. I mean, he
just was coming home late and wasn'treally saying where he was going. He
was kind of just obading me aboutit. And I just felt like he
was on his phone in private,Like why do you have to go and
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do his phone call in private?Like why couldn't you talk in front of
me? Oh, that's funny becausewhen you're late, like my wife,
you know, I'm sitting in theliving room, I'm watching TV and she
answers her phone like it's a mobilephone, go answered in private? Yeah?
Why? And then I do thatwhole I posit TV. I'm like,
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go tate, Like, guy,it's so funny. I want the
opposite. I want you to goonto your phone privately. Oh man,
okay, Jade, well break upwith them, I say. Take Peyton's
advice, Kyle, you do too, right? All right, all right,
well, thank you, Jade,thank you, thanks listening. Hi
Ramona, thanks for holding what's up? Hey to tell you about west to
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me yesterday? Tell you ride westside story your phone cut? Oh I'm
sorry. Do you hear me?Yes? Hear you now? Oh?
Good? Okay, because I wantyou all to hear everything to detailed of
this because I am shocked and Ihave no idea what to do. So
yesterday I was out with my withmy boyfriend of almost three years and his
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mother, who I love, andwe're having a good time. Everything's called
pathetic, food's good, conscience isgood as usual. My boyfriend goes to
the bathroom right and his mother,while he's in the bathroom, takes the
opportunity to tell me that if myson, if her son marries me,
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that she's going to be really upsetand that she would be disappointed. Why
like, because she doesn't like youor she doesn't think he's good for you.
We didn't even get that part inI was so shocked, and then
he came back from the bathroom andshe acted like nothing happened. How she
didn't take anything. It was terriblyawkward, and I had I'm not sure
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whether or not I should tell him, make mention of it at all,
Like we've been We've been talking aboutmarriage for for the past a couple of
months, loosely, and we've beentogether for a few years. And I
thought I had a really good relationshipwith his mom. So it really caught
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me off guard. I didn't Ididn't know what to say or what questions
to ask him. Like I said, before I could really wrap my head
around it, he was back fromthe bathroom, and you know, we
just went on with the meal likenothing happened, well least she did.
I feel like I had a cherrytomato stuck in my throat. But I
wouldn't talk to him about it.I would track her down and be like,
listen, follow up questions. Sowhen you say that, do you
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got something against me? Or doyou know he's doing something shady behind my
back and you don't want us tobe together because of that. I didn't
even think about that, because maybeyou do have a good relationship, but
she's kind of looking out for youand tell us again, let's let's dissect
this. How does she say?She said she'd be really disappointed if if
you guys got married. How didshe sin? Yeah, she said if
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you married my son, I'd bevery disappointed when you married my son,
Which makes me think she doesn't likeyou. Oh my gosh, Like that
feels like daggers. I can onlyimagine how you're feeling. What if it's
a test? What if she's seeingWhat if her and her son are both
in on it and they want tosee how you handle it and to see
what kind of woman you are andwhat kind of woman? So what kind
of what kind of response? It'sreally weird, But what is the response?
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Will she say something to him orwill she come back and talk to
her woman? And woman like,is she? Is she testing you?
But why would a mother tests saythat because they don't like the daughter?
I think if she if she doesn'tlike like? I think as you go
through life as a parent, inyour son or daughter's dating somebody, you
just deal with it. But thenwhen you see things getting serious and you're
like, uh, oh, Idon't like this person's behavior. How do
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I tell I'm not going to tellmy son. I'm gonna tell this person.
Maybe she'll go away. Yeah,because if she tells the son,
that just drives a wedge between momand son, right right. So it's
like, I don't think it's atest. I just think it's she doesn't
like her. Yeah, or yousaid, like you said the son,
that's bad be here, because that'swhat one mom did. My mom told
the girl I was dating that sheshouldn't date me really for you. And
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I think my sister was there too, and like he's no good for you
stuff like that. Like I wasn'tI wasn't focused. I was all over
the place. I was like,did she didn't know what I was gonna
do for a living? I wasgonna support I mean know all this stuff.
It was so stupid, like Iwasn't ever going to marry this girl.
No, No, Ramona. Ithink Kyle hit it right there.
If you feel like you got thatrelationship or you have that relationship with your
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boyfriend's mom, you should totally trackher down and talk to her, call
her, do something like that andtry to get to the bottom of it.
Because that's super weiring. Let's sayshe doesn't, and then you end
up getting married. What a miserablelife to me, and where your mother
in law hates you. Yeah,and it all began a salad. Oh
yeah, you gotta take care ofthat. I just think she waited for
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the moment for her son to getup. Yeah, and then and it
was a probably just totally normal laughand have a good time that she gets
up. By the way, Ican't stand you. If you marry my
son, I will kill you.Wow, that's extreme, Romona. Keep
us up to date, though.You gotta let us know what she says.
I will now I've got questions askher. Ramona. Good luck,
Thank you for calling in. Thanksfor listening. I don't think we gave
any good advice, but it wasjust great to hear your story. Check
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it out. Thank you by Ramona. I have this audio I want to
play for you guys. It's kindof like a game but not I just
want to go around the room,and I don't know the best way of
doing it. I was gonna say, what do all these movie clips have
in common? But now I feellike maybe I should just go around the
room and see if you can guesswhat movie it is. Dude, I'll
tell you what they have in commonfirst. Okay, Okay, all of
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these clips I'm gonna play for you. The one thing they all have in
common is that they're twenty years oldtoday. It came out in two thousand
and four. For example. Iknow for a fact Kyle knows this movie.
We all know this movie. AndI can't believe it's twenty years old.
Boy, that escalated quickly, andthat really got out of hand fast.
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He jumped up a notch. Itdid, didn't it? Yeah,
I stabbed a man in the heart. I saw that. She believe that's
twenty years old? That's crazy?Okay, let the clip play before you
guess. Okay, if your masterthe five ds, no amount of balls
on earth can't hit you. I'msure we learned by dodging balls that are
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thrown at us. Or that's whatthe sack of wrenches. If you can
dodge a wrench, you can dodgea ball. Peyton dodgeball? Right?
Can you believe that's twenty years old? Okay, I'm dead. Would take
a notch a little bit harder,detective, what are you doing? He
said? They involved in programmed withthe Three Laws, and it means we
have one thousand robots that will nottry to protect themselves if it violates a
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direct order from a human. AndI'm being one who will detective put your
gun down? Why do you givethem faces? A friendly of them all
up and human? These robots arenot susceptible to intimidation? Is it I
am legend? Nope? No?Is it I robot? Yeah? Robot.
It's weird. That's twenty years oldand it's happening now. I know
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we're like in that world. Ithink this one's hard to me being perfect.
It's not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's
about you and your relationship to yourselfand your family and your friends. What
any rich bad news bears? Nope, Friday night Lights. Friday Night Lights
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can't lose. Okay, this oneblows me away. I can't believe it's
twenty years old. But I don'tthink there was that big of an impactful
movie outside of everybody in this movieis still relevant today. Music school.
You got into music school right.His father was a dentist East Saint Louis,
invested in agriculture, made plenty ofmoney. He sent miles to Julia
School of Music, New York,nineteen forty five out a Juilliard. After
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listening, you're tracked down Charlie Potgraundfifty seconds street and entered it from the
next You know what it is?Do you recognize the voices? Is it
pulp fiction? Nope? It's JimmyFox, Tom Cruise, Oh Shoya Pickett
already report collateral Collateral. Tom Cruiseactually plays a villain in that one,
I know, which he doesn't normallydo. Okay, but I never saw
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this one. But we were justtalking about this not that long ago.
You what I wish I had?Oh? Yeah, what the notebook?
Nope? Razzles, Oh, thirtythirteen going on thirty yep, but Jennifer
Gardener, the Razzles gave it tome. Yeah, this movie is twenty
years old. WoT someth money?You got a problem? But you're looking
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at my ass full now, yo, hold my hold my pool? Hell?
What's up? Y'all got a problem? Y'all want some of this?
You want some of this? Pump? What? What? What? What?
I take? The both of youcut it out? Well, you're
looking at me like I'm some kindof girl man girl? What is that?
I don't know menoster society. Nowhite chicks, A white chicks that's
twenty years old. All that thoughtit was kind of fun. I was
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gonna say, I was gonna playthe club, say what do they all
have in common? But I thoughtthose I just can't believe like that those
movies are twenty years old. Iwouldn't have gotten the twenty years old,
especially like Anchorman doesn't seem like it'sten years old to me. No,
it seems at least ten, butnot twenty. And then there was an
you know Anchorman two Anchorman one wasbut an Akerman two. Yeah. Yeah,
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our phone numbers eight seven seven ninetythree seven one of four seven.
I'm gonna do this whole thing.It's have you ever dated someone that made
you? What? What is this? Every date someone that made you prepared
for blank? Let us know whaNo, No, here's how this goes.
Do you have a fight inside yourhead? I did? I'm reading
it wrong. If you date ablank, be be prepared for blank.
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For example, if you date apersonal trainer, be prepared for him to
comment on everything you eat. Ifyou date a musician, be prepared for
groupies. If you date a guywho gets fired all the time, be
prepared to support his ass. Ifyou date a chef, be prepared for
midnight snack experiments. You date apilot, be prepared for him to another
family bank pilot. If you data lawyer, be prepared for arguments that
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you won't win. Okay, Soif you date a blank, be prepared
for blank eight seven seven nine threeseven one oh four seven. All right,
we want to hear from you,Nick, you're on the air.
Good morning, good morning. Ifyou date a cop, be prepared to
sit in the furthest corner of arestaurant. That makes sense, all right,
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thank you Nick, thanks for listening. Pito, go ahead, po
oh. If you date some marketingcoordinators to spend three prepared for a lot
of repeating, a lot of weed, a lot of weed. All right,
yeah, I think that would comewith that territory for sure. Thank
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you, PTO Laura. If youdate somewhat or actually marry someone who works
for the water department, be preparedwhat not to flush down the toilet or
you're being watched at all times.I have two daughters, Yes, I
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have two daughters. We know whatwe can't flush. Yeah, Kyle said,
if you date a pilot, beprepared to have an extra family.
It actually says, if you datea pilot, be prepared for spontaneous trips.
I like Kyle's one. If youdate a politician, be prepared for
a lot of handshaking and small talk. So I'm helping grand answer the phones,
and I picked up Donovan and donDonovan, Ei there, I'm here.
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So what did you say when Ipicked you up? I didn't understand
the concept of the game at first. I was I'm driving, and I
was just I listened all the time, and I didn't expect to get through.
I've never gotten through to a radioSIA. Well, you're on the
air when John Day and time toshine. So if you were calling anyway,
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what were you going to say?Uh? I guess I came up
with something for the game. Ifyou stay to black women, be prepared
for drama. Hey thought of it. I'm so glad you got through.
I'm so glad. Thanks, ThanksDonovan, I have one for us.
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Okay, if you date someone inradio, be prepared for your business to
get aired out. Oh yeah,it's true. If you date someone in
radio, be prepared for them tobe wiped out, tired, after two
PM be preferred for emotions elevated ata level unstable emotions for sure. Like
my wife right now, I calledher. She has that Apple Watch and
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every time I call her, andif she picks up the Apple Watch,
she's going, I'm on my watch, and all of a sudden, she
talks really loud into the watch.Hi, I'm sorry, I'm the closet.
I'm on my watch right now,I'm talking to my watch, and
I'm like, okay, well,so I went to bed early last night.
I was like, so you talkedto Camp and she's like, yeah,
I can't, and he got somefurniture. I'm on my watch and
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I'm like, I know, canyou just talk on your watch? And
then then it gets disconnected and thenshe calls. I try to call her
back, but she's calling me back, which I think there should be a
rule when you call somebody get disconnected, the person that calls should be the
one calling back. Do you know. I just wait, I just wait.
I figure if they would have talkedto me, they I'm calling her
and she's calling me, and I'mcalling her and calling me, and it's
like going to the voicemail, goto voicemail and then finally she's like,
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sorry about that, I was onmy watch. Yeah. If you date
a veterinarian, be prepared for ahousehold of animals, that's true. If
you're dated journalists, be prepared toalways have them ask you the tough questions.
If you date a fitness model,be prepared for lots of selfies.
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If you date an entrepreneur, beprepared for a roller coaster of ups and
downs. If you date a photographer, be prepared to become their favorite subject.
Courtney, what should we add?Hi, it's your data nurse.
Be prepared to never go to thehospital. Oh that's good though, because
they know you should never go tothe hospital. Could people die there or
because what you don't how to do? So my kids are like, Mom,
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I sent might tell on you togo to the hospital, and I'm
like, I'm a nurse. You'renot going to the hospital unless you can't
breathe or there's a bone sticking outof your body. You can handle it
all, Courtney, Thanks Courtney.If you date a firefighter, be prepared
for a lot of sleepless nights whenthey're on shift. If you're data psychologists,
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be prepared to have your mind gentlyanalyzed. If you data scientists,
be prepared for fun facts and experimentsat home. Shane, good morning,
you're on the air. Hey,that's why I said he she's pranding.
She's self pranting. Hey, Hey, I was gonna say, be prepared
if you date somebody in security,law enforcement, or something like that,
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be prepared to always have somebody doublechecking the door, the windows, Never
sitting with your back, sitting openareas, nothing like that, because I
don't do none of that. Goodand look you're safe, right, that's
right, all right, Thanks,have a great day. Had on a
swivel open more. Shelby, goahead, you're on there high. Good
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morning, Hi, good morning.Hi. My name is Shelby. My
husband works in commercial doors things likethat. Anytime we drive by a building
or are just walking around somewhere,he's like, do you see that door?
I installed it. That's awesome.That that's awesome. Thanks Shelby.
Okay, instead of starting out withPeter Swift stuff, I'd like to get
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into life. I saw this allover social media. Tom Brady's ex wife,
Ze Buncheon. She was that shepulled over by the cops in Miami
and they have the actual bodycam footageof her, and she just breaks down
in tears because apparently she was drivingerradically, which is why she got pulled
over. She said she was tryingto get away from paparazzi. I'll give
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you a courtesy today, thank you. I was just trying to stick from
that cab. I understand who youare, and so there's nothing I can
do about that. Okay, wellthen finally, what do you mean why
are you crying? Do nothing?Mean nothing? Will text me? I
can't preta. I can't prevent themfrom doing their their job, which is
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to take pictures. How frustrating wouldthat be? And they cop it will
be like now I know, likeTom Left. No, oh my god,
you're Tom Bradies, looks why youthink you should come back? All
right, let's get the Travis KelseyTater Swift. What's going on that?
So Taylor Swift fans have been watchingthe video she released. It's a rehearse
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video of her upcoming eras tour,which starts again in Paris in a fortnite,
which is what she says, aFortnite till Paris And in it,
of course, the Swifties have sleuthedthat they believe she will add Tortured Poets
Department songs to the lineup. Apparentlythere's something with her white microphone and the
white guitar and some new choreography theyfigured out and it would only be fitting.
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I mean, this new Tortured PoetsDepartment album is a new era for
her. So we'll have to waitand see, and we will wait a
fortnite till that for that to happen. Meanwhile, Travis Kelsey, he was
on his podcast with a comedian.The comedian's name is Andrew Santino, and
apparently he's got a podcast that Traviswas on way back in the day,
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and things got a little X rated. Accidentally. We set up at the
crib because we were moving and soit was kind of a tight squeeze and
the cameras and the angles all thisstuff. And my editor calls me and
he's like, bro, I don'tknow how to tell you this, but
Travis was out of his shorts.He just laughs it. That guy Sentino,
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he was my sister's assistant back inthe day. Oh my gosh,
that's crazy. That is so wild. Oh man, Okay, what about
Kanye West. Kanye Kanye Kanye,Well, he's got new music coming out.
He released a new date for Vulturestwo that will be coming out.
Now, the question is is itactually gonna come out. I heard it.
(28:30):
It's really good. He played itwhen he was here. He says
the release dates may third. Ifhe played it for you, then it's
possibly done. But you know Kanyeand his albums, he's always working on
them to the very last minute.So Vultures one was released February tenth,
Vultures two supposedly may third. Himand Tay Dolla sign We'll have to wait
and see. Okay, now,what about King Charles. So his cancer
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treatment is not going well at all, so now they're revising his death plans.
Oh wow, he's got to beso bummed. He was king for
like half a minute, I know, but he's King and they have to
do this. I mean, Ithink they they planned Queen Elizabeth's death like
probably fifteen twenty years before she died, and they weren't expecting his health to
fail so quickly. But it's likea royal member of the royal family and
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he's the King, so they haveto be prepared. It's not necessarily like
they know he's going to die soon, but his cancer treatment isn't going well,
so they have to have those plans. I don't think it'd be so
eerie to do that. I thinkso too. But what about William,
his son? He was at thisI have a theory by but go ahead,
oh you do, okay. Sohe was at the school visiting the
children and he decided to, like, you know, make things fun and
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interesting by telling a knock knock joke. I'm said, joke. That is
Charlotte's favorite joke at the moment thatshe keeps telling me, but you're going
to have to interrupt me. It'snot a joke I can tell straight away,
not knock interrupting Carobe. It's prettyset up and knock that joke.
Well, if you would have saidknock knock, everybody just sat there waiting,
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like you're gonna have this. Mytheory was that, hey man,
your dad's not doing well. We'replanning at funeral. You're probably king in
about two weeks. She's like,I got a knock knock jokes the new
king, like, hol you mustbeself, he's going he's gonna be afraid
king? What is he? Thirtyforty? I think he's forty. Man,
(30:18):
that's nuts.
J t Rich. I saw thisvideo about it. This LSU baseball fan
got smacked by one hundred and ninemile per hour home run ball to the
head. Yeah, it's all oversocial Media's he was Corey got a big
wealth on his forehead. He's okay. Well, listen to this interview after
he got hit in the head.I mean it sounds like he got hit
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in the head. And I've beencarrying this glove with me for years.
Now's my time. I got onecoming pole in the glove? Man?
What can I say? Being offmy dome and got a nice little goose
egg? Is it don't feel good? It felt like every bit of one
hundred and nine mile an hour homerun ball. Is we get the ball
after in there? No, itskipped over the fence. But Josh Pearson,
(00:43):
man, he's such a great guy. He came to toss me their
toss ball that they do in betweeninnings. Probably Friday. I'll go get
Tommy White to sign it for meand maybe kiss my bowbo. Rather than
this cartoon I was watching when Iwas a kid, and I don't remember
the name of the cartoon, butit was like a possum and he would
go it's possible. It's possible.Bonjob, you know, the band Bonjovi,
(01:07):
Living on a prayer and all that. There's a documentary and I only
want to play this because of whathe says, the way he describes what
we do for a living. Soit's a four part documentary. It's on
Hulu's called thank You good Night,The bon Jovi Story, and he tells
the story how every record company turnedin excuse me, every record company shot
him down. So he well,just listen to what he says. This
(01:30):
is what he says about the loneliestpeople of the music business. And I
said, who's the loneliest man inthe music business? The DJ? There
was a new radio station in NewYork. The loneliest person in the radio
in the music business. There's aradio DJ, And I said, who's
the loneliest man in the music business? The DJ? Shut up? John
(01:56):
Jan band Job Jan. Okay,Wait, so okay. I saw this
thing that it's so damn funny.It really hit home and I want to
bounce off you guys. It's theten things everyone does but never talks about.
And I have to tell you,I am so this is so relatable,
I think, and I don't evenknow how to just I'm so glad
I came upon this because I don'tknow if it would ever come up anywhere
else. But it is like,these are things everyone does. Like if
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you get a weird call, acall from a weird number, you immediately
google it. Do you guys everdo that? Yeah? I do.
I do it all the time.I feel like they're all weird numbers because
they're all spam calls. When yourflight doesn't board for an hour and you
need to eat, but you walkto your gate first anyway, just to
make sure it's still there. Yes, right, total, You're breathing fine
until you lay down and one nostrilimmediately closes one pocket. This is true
(02:43):
for me. One pocket holds myphone and the other pocket holds everything else.
Yeah. When you swallow water ina weird way and there's this excruciating
pain in your chest, but thenit goes away. Yes, yeah,
how does that even happen? Whenyou need something from the grocery store but
someone standing right in front of it, so you pretend to shop for something
else until they move all the time. This is my favorite. The remote
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goes missing. You're convinced someone elseis sitting on it even after they get
up and check. When you thinkthere's a bug on your neck, but
it's the tag on your shirt thatsatisfying feeling when your ear randomly pops and
then your hearing increases by fifteen percent, fifty percent when you walk into a
store. Now you think about thisfor one second, start a split second.
You walk into a store to buysomething, they don't have it,
(03:25):
so you walk out, and youfeel like you're shoplifting. For me,
when I go to the pharmacy likea Safeway, and I put the pills
whatever my pocket and I walk outon nothing, I feel like I gotta
go hey man, right, wellgood anyway. And the reason I feel
like that is because and I said, who's the loneliest man in the music
(03:47):
business, the DJ Peyton. Let'sgo over this thing you bought, because
you've talked about this website a lot, right, you say, say the
name of the website. It's Nella'sAuction dot com. And the thing is,
you buy it and you have topick it up that day or something.
Right, you have a week topick it up. But it's kind
of like you have to go toget it. Yeah, you have to
go and pick it up. Butit's kind of like eBay, but it's
(04:08):
not eBay. But they have likesuper expensive household items, like you can
get a five thousand dollars refrigerator forlike four hundred bucks if you bid on
it and you win. But yougot to be looking for it, right,
Yeah, you got it pretty.You got to stay on top of
the website and stuff because people,I'll bid you all the time. Can
you type in refrigerator or do youjust have a scroll? No, you
can type in refrigerator and it'll pullit all up. So I've been obsessed
(04:29):
with this website and I've told youguys a couple of things that I've got
off of it. But the mostrecent thing was this steam mop. It
was like a two hundred and fiftydollars steam mop and I got it for
like thirty bucks or something like that. I broke it out yesterday, you
guys. I'm so happy. Ifeel like I have reached this point in
my adulthood that like, now Ihave a steam mop and I want to
steam mop everything. I'm gonna steammop my floors every day. I was
(04:50):
on Amazon this morning looking how Ican make the water in my steam mop
even better, so I can getit really good. So that's so stupid,
SA like like we have a mopand a bucket, right different?
Does it look like that? No, what it looks like. It kind
of looks like a vacuum cleaner ina way, but you put water in
(05:11):
it and then it creates steam,so it steams your floors, like kind
of how you can steam iron outof shirt and it like disinfects it because
it's getting hot. I don't haveto like stick it into a mop bucket
or anything. I want to steammop, get it. It'll be so
obsessed. I was like touching thefloor to see if it was hot.
Can you tell the difference between whenyou start, like before you do it
in after? Does it look different? Absolutely? It was sparkling. I
(05:34):
wonder if we have one, howwould like a would you if you have
a normal mop, you wouldn't usethat because you have a steam mop exactly?
Okay, then we probably don't becausewe have a normal mop. I
see that being used every once ina while. It's just like so much
work. You're maybe evaporates the floorsand soaking wet, Like it's just so
convenient. As a former maintenance guyat a grocery store. I like a
(05:56):
mop and a bucket and some pinesalt or some fabuloso. Well, that's
your the job done. But thisis like the mop on steroids because the
steam breaks down any dirt way easierthan a regular mop. Everything's changed,
man, since the steam engine wasinvented, has changed the way we do
things. First the steam engine,then the iPhone, and now the steam
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mop. Yes, I just feelso grown using it. All right,
we are commercial free. You feelgrown? That makes you grown? Yeah?
I felt really grown up last weekwhen I went to his dinner and
they had wine. I didn't havewine. I felt like a kid.
Was I just have water? AndI was like, uh, should I
have wine? It's John chate Rich. Hi, Jade, thanks for holding
(06:39):
You're welcome. What's going on inyour world? Jade? Well, I
had a boyfriend of we've been together, oh my gosh, two and a
half years, and I was convincedthat he was cheating. Like I was
checking his phone, I was followinghim to work. He's just acting shady
to me. And I knew thathe was cheating. And I found out
(07:02):
that he wasn't. And now Ikind of feel kind of like a grimy
girlfriend because I was fantasizing about cheatingon him, I was fantasizing with other
people. And now I don't knowif I should be with him or if
I should break up, because I'vepictured my life without him. I don't
know what to do. I wouldbreak up with him because I feel like,
(07:27):
if you're already like one foot out, then you're already basically there and
at the end of the day,like the fact that he didn't cheat on
you, like I'm sure you lovehim, I'm sure, or you have
love for him, Like that's justlike a really not good situation of being
and I'm sure you don't want tohurt him. So I would just damage
control and get the hell out ofthere, especially if you can see your
life without him the hell. Yeah, yeah, just for him, for
(07:49):
the sake of like that's I loveno, no, Yeah. I think
what she's saying is she doesn't evenknow if she does love him so much.
Right, she's already moving down theroad, right, you're already halfway
out like that, all that doesis just hurt so many people. And
when you say you fantasized about cheating, did you have people in mind that
(08:11):
you might hook up with to getrevenge. Yes, yes I did.
And you're disappointed that he's not cheatingbecause you can't hook up with them.
A little there's a little part ofme that's yeah, yeah, all right,
so you don't think you're in lovewith him, right? I have
a test. I've told you guysthis test up. I used this test
(08:31):
in front of Peyton before. Butif he died, would you cry?
Yes, well, then you lovehim. It's only a test for you
because you are the most sympathetic.I cry over literally everything, like TikTok
has me crying over different people everysingle day. Does not work. No,
it's got to be some of yourrelationship with or that, Like if
(08:54):
they died, would you cry?If like that? Like if Kadeen died,
would you cry? Yeah? Idon't think. I think sure die.
I think I would die of abroken heart. I would not be
okay if Kadeen died. I thoughtabout the other day, I would I
was looking at the staring at mywife sleeping, and I was like,
thinking she died, but I crythink I would cry God, And I'm
like maybe not. That feels reallytough right now? And then It's like,
(09:20):
how soon can you date after learninghow to be human? Try?
But that's pretty bad if you're like, well, was she I wish he
was cheating because I had people inmind that I was gonna look up.
Yeah, I feel like that's badfor this Relation's right, you're mentally already
gone, which is just gonna Imean, rip the band aid off,
don't draw it out, because youknow eventually you're going to be gone.
(09:41):
Anyway, Well, what did hedo that made you think he was cheating
in the first place? There?He wasn't cheating. I mean, he
just was coming home late and wasn'treally saying where he was going. He
was kind of just obading me aboutit. And I just felt like he
was on his phone in private,Like why do you have to go and
(10:01):
do his phone call in private?Like why couldn't you talk in front of
me? Oh, that's funny becausewhen you're late, like my wife,
you know, I'm sitting in theliving room, I'm watching TV and she
answers her phone like it's a mobilephone, go answered in private? Yeah?
Why? And then I do thatwhole I posit TV. I'm like,
(10:22):
go tate, Like, guy,it's so funny. I want the
opposite. I want you to goonto your phone privately. Oh man,
okay, Jade, well break upwith them, I say. Take Peyton's
advice, Kyle, you do too, right? All right, all right,
well, thank you, Jade,thank you, thanks listening. Hi
Ramona, thanks for holding what's up? Hey to tell you about west to
(10:45):
me yesterday? Tell you ride westside story your phone cut? Oh I'm
sorry. Do you hear me?Yes? Hear you now? Oh?
Good? Okay, because I wantyou all to hear everything to detailed of
this because I am shocked and Ihave no idea what to do. So
yesterday I was out with my withmy boyfriend of almost three years and his
(11:09):
mother, who I love, andwe're having a good time. Everything's called
pathetic, food's good, conscience isgood as usual. My boyfriend goes to
the bathroom right and his mother,while he's in the bathroom, takes the
opportunity to tell me that if myson, if her son marries me,
(11:30):
that she's going to be really upsetand that she would be disappointed. Why
like, because she doesn't like youor she doesn't think he's good for you.
We didn't even get that part inI was so shocked, and then
he came back from the bathroom andshe acted like nothing happened. How she
didn't take anything. It was terriblyawkward, and I had I'm not sure
(11:52):
whether or not I should tell him, make mention of it at all,
Like we've been We've been talking aboutmarriage for for the past a couple of
months, loosely, and we've beentogether for a few years. And I
thought I had a really good relationshipwith his mom. So it really caught
(12:13):
me off guard. I didn't Ididn't know what to say or what questions
to ask him. Like I said, before I could really wrap my head
around it, he was back fromthe bathroom, and you know, we
just went on with the meal likenothing happened, well least she did.
I feel like I had a cherrytomato stuck in my throat. But I
wouldn't talk to him about it.I would track her down and be like,
listen, follow up questions. Sowhen you say that, do you
(12:39):
got something against me? Or doyou know he's doing something shady behind my
back and you don't want us tobe together because of that. I didn't
even think about that, because maybeyou do have a good relationship, but
she's kind of looking out for youand tell us again, let's let's dissect
this. How does she say?She said she'd be really disappointed if if
you guys got married. How didshe sin? Yeah, she said if
(13:01):
you married my son, I'd bevery disappointed when you married my son,
Which makes me think she doesn't likeyou. Oh my gosh, Like that
feels like daggers. I can onlyimagine how you're feeling. What if it's
a test? What if she's seeingWhat if her and her son are both
in on it and they want tosee how you handle it and to see
what kind of woman you are andwhat kind of woman? So what kind
of what kind of response? It'sreally weird, But what is the response?
(13:26):
Will she say something to him orwill she come back and talk to
her woman? And woman like,is she? Is she testing you?
But why would a mother tests saythat because they don't like the daughter?
I think if she if she doesn'tlike like? I think as you go
through life as a parent, inyour son or daughter's dating somebody, you
just deal with it. But thenwhen you see things getting serious and you're
like, uh, oh, Idon't like this person's behavior. How do
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I tell I'm not going to tellmy son. I'm gonna tell this person.
Maybe she'll go away. Yeah,because if she tells the son,
that just drives a wedge between momand son, right right. So it's
like, I don't think it's atest. I just think it's she doesn't
like her. Yeah, or yousaid, like you said the son,
that's bad be here, because that'swhat one mom did. My mom told
the girl I was dating that sheshouldn't date me really for you. And
(14:13):
I think my sister was there too, and like he's no good for you
stuff like that. Like I wasn'tI wasn't focused. I was all over
the place. I was like,did she didn't know what I was gonna
do for a living? I wasgonna support I mean know all this stuff.
It was so stupid, like Iwasn't ever going to marry this girl.
No, No, Ramona. Ithink Kyle hit it right there.
If you feel like you got thatrelationship or you have that relationship with your
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boyfriend's mom, you should totally trackher down and talk to her, call
her, do something like that andtry to get to the bottom of it.
Because that's super weiring. Let's sayshe doesn't, and then you end
up getting married. What a miserablelife to me, and where your mother
in law hates you. Yeah,and it all began a salad. Oh
yeah, you gotta take care ofthat. I just think she waited for
(14:54):
the moment for her son to getup. Yeah, and then and it
was a probably just totally normal laughand have a good time that she gets
up. By the way, Ican't stand you. If you marry my
son, I will kill you.Wow, that's extreme, Romona. Keep
us up to date, though.You gotta let us know what she says.
I will now I've got questions askher. Ramona. Good luck,
Thank you for calling in. Thanksfor listening. I don't think we gave
any good advice, but it wasjust great to hear your story. Check
(15:16):
it out. Thank you by Ramona. I have this audio I want to
play for you guys. It's kindof like a game but not I just
want to go around the room,and I don't know the best way of
doing it. I was gonna say, what do all these movie clips have
in common? But now I feellike maybe I should just go around the
room and see if you can guesswhat movie it is. Dude, I'll
tell you what they have in commonfirst. Okay, Okay, all of
(15:37):
these clips I'm gonna play for you. The one thing they all have in
common is that they're twenty years oldtoday. It came out in two thousand
and four. For example. Iknow for a fact Kyle knows this movie.
We all know this movie. AndI can't believe it's twenty years old.
Boy, that escalated quickly, andthat really got out of hand fast.
(16:03):
He jumped up a notch. Itdid, didn't it? Yeah,
I stabbed a man in the heart. I saw that. She believe that's
twenty years old? That's crazy?Okay, let the clip play before you
guess. Okay, if your masterthe five ds, no amount of balls
on earth can't hit you. I'msure we learned by dodging balls that are
(16:26):
thrown at us. Or that's whatthe sack of wrenches. If you can
dodge a wrench, you can dodgea ball. Peyton dodgeball? Right?
Can you believe that's twenty years old? Okay, I'm dead. Would take
a notch a little bit harder,detective, what are you doing? He
said? They involved in programmed withthe Three Laws, and it means we
have one thousand robots that will nottry to protect themselves if it violates a
(16:48):
direct order from a human. AndI'm being one who will detective put your
gun down? Why do you givethem faces? A friendly of them all
up and human? These robots arenot susceptible to intimidation? Is it I
am legend? Nope? No?Is it I robot? Yeah? Robot.
It's weird. That's twenty years oldand it's happening now. I know
(17:11):
we're like in that world. Ithink this one's hard to me being perfect.
It's not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's
about you and your relationship to yourselfand your family and your friends. What
any rich bad news bears? Nope, Friday night Lights. Friday Night Lights
(17:33):
can't lose. Okay, this oneblows me away. I can't believe it's
twenty years old. But I don'tthink there was that big of an impactful
movie outside of everybody in this movieis still relevant today. Music school.
You got into music school right.His father was a dentist East Saint Louis,
invested in agriculture, made plenty ofmoney. He sent miles to Julia
School of Music, New York,nineteen forty five out a Juilliard. After
(18:03):
listening, you're tracked down Charlie Potgraundfifty seconds street and entered it from the
next You know what it is?Do you recognize the voices? Is it
pulp fiction? Nope? It's JimmyFox, Tom Cruise, Oh Shoya Pickett
already report collateral Collateral. Tom Cruiseactually plays a villain in that one,
I know, which he doesn't normallydo. Okay, but I never saw
(18:25):
this one. But we were justtalking about this not that long ago.
You what I wish I had?Oh? Yeah, what the notebook?
Nope? Razzles, Oh, thirtythirteen going on thirty yep, but Jennifer
Gardener, the Razzles gave it tome. Yeah, this movie is twenty
years old. WoT someth money?You got a problem? But you're looking
(18:45):
at my ass full now, yo, hold my hold my pool? Hell?
What's up? Y'all got a problem? Y'all want some of this?
You want some of this? Pump? What? What? What? What?
I take? The both of youcut it out? Well, you're
looking at me like I'm some kindof girl man girl? What is that?
I don't know menoster society. Nowhite chicks, A white chicks that's
twenty years old. All that thoughtit was kind of fun. I was
(19:08):
gonna say, I was gonna playthe club, say what do they all
have in common? But I thoughtthose I just can't believe like that those
movies are twenty years old. Iwouldn't have gotten the twenty years old,
especially like Anchorman doesn't seem like it'sten years old to me. No,
it seems at least ten, butnot twenty. And then there was an
you know Anchorman two Anchorman one wasbut an Akerman two. Yeah. Yeah,
(19:29):
our phone numbers eight seven seven ninetythree seven one of four seven.
I'm gonna do this whole thing.It's have you ever dated someone that made
you? What? What is this? Every date someone that made you prepared
for blank? Let us know whaNo, No, here's how this goes.
Do you have a fight inside yourhead? I did? I'm reading
it wrong. If you date ablank, be be prepared for blank.
(19:51):
For example, if you date apersonal trainer, be prepared for him to
comment on everything you eat. Ifyou date a musician, be prepared for
groupies. If you date a guywho gets fired all the time, be
prepared to support his ass. Ifyou date a chef, be prepared for
midnight snack experiments. You date apilot, be prepared for him to another
family bank pilot. If you data lawyer, be prepared for arguments that
(20:17):
you won't win. Okay, Soif you date a blank, be prepared
for blank eight seven seven nine threeseven one oh four seven. All right,
we want to hear from you,Nick, you're on the air.
Good morning, good morning. Ifyou date a cop, be prepared to
sit in the furthest corner of arestaurant. That makes sense, all right,
(20:38):
thank you Nick, thanks for listening. Pito, go ahead, po
oh. If you date some marketingcoordinators to spend three prepared for a lot
of repeating, a lot of weed, a lot of weed. All right,
yeah, I think that would comewith that territory for sure. Thank
(20:59):
you, PTO Laura. If youdate somewhat or actually marry someone who works
for the water department, be preparedwhat not to flush down the toilet or
you're being watched at all times.I have two daughters, Yes, I
(21:21):
have two daughters. We know whatwe can't flush. Yeah, Kyle said,
if you date a pilot, beprepared to have an extra family.
It actually says, if you datea pilot, be prepared for spontaneous trips.
I like Kyle's one. If youdate a politician, be prepared for
a lot of handshaking and small talk. So I'm helping grand answer the phones,
and I picked up Donovan and donDonovan, Ei there, I'm here.
(21:42):
So what did you say when Ipicked you up? I didn't understand
the concept of the game at first. I was I'm driving, and I
was just I listened all the time, and I didn't expect to get through.
I've never gotten through to a radioSIA. Well, you're on the
air when John Day and time toshine. So if you were calling anyway,
(22:07):
what were you going to say?Uh? I guess I came up
with something for the game. Ifyou stay to black women, be prepared
for drama. Hey thought of it. I'm so glad you got through.
I'm so glad. Thanks, ThanksDonovan, I have one for us.
(22:33):
Okay, if you date someone inradio, be prepared for your business to
get aired out. Oh yeah,it's true. If you date someone in
radio, be prepared for them tobe wiped out, tired, after two
PM be preferred for emotions elevated ata level unstable emotions for sure. Like
my wife right now, I calledher. She has that Apple Watch and
(22:56):
every time I call her, andif she picks up the Apple Watch,
she's going, I'm on my watch, and all of a sudden, she
talks really loud into the watch.Hi, I'm sorry, I'm the closet.
I'm on my watch right now,I'm talking to my watch, and
I'm like, okay, well,so I went to bed early last night.
I was like, so you talkedto Camp and she's like, yeah,
I can't, and he got somefurniture. I'm on my watch and
(23:21):
I'm like, I know, canyou just talk on your watch? And
then then it gets disconnected and thenshe calls. I try to call her
back, but she's calling me back, which I think there should be a
rule when you call somebody get disconnected, the person that calls should be the
one calling back. Do you know. I just wait, I just wait.
I figure if they would have talkedto me, they I'm calling her
and she's calling me, and I'mcalling her and calling me, and it's
like going to the voicemail, goto voicemail and then finally she's like,
(23:41):
sorry about that, I was onmy watch. Yeah. If you date
a veterinarian, be prepared for ahousehold of animals, that's true. If
you're dated journalists, be prepared toalways have them ask you the tough questions.
If you date a fitness model,be prepared for lots of selfies.
(24:03):
If you date an entrepreneur, beprepared for a roller coaster of ups and
downs. If you date a photographer, be prepared to become their favorite subject.
Courtney, what should we add?Hi, it's your data nurse.
Be prepared to never go to thehospital. Oh that's good though, because
they know you should never go tothe hospital. Could people die there or
because what you don't how to do? So my kids are like, Mom,
(24:26):
I sent might tell on you togo to the hospital, and I'm
like, I'm a nurse. You'renot going to the hospital unless you can't
breathe or there's a bone sticking outof your body. You can handle it
all, Courtney, Thanks Courtney.If you date a firefighter, be prepared
for a lot of sleepless nights whenthey're on shift. If you're data psychologists,
(24:48):
be prepared to have your mind gentlyanalyzed. If you data scientists,
be prepared for fun facts and experimentsat home. Shane, good morning,
you're on the air. Hey,that's why I said he she's pranding.
She's self pranting. Hey, Hey, I was gonna say, be prepared
if you date somebody in security,law enforcement, or something like that,
(25:11):
be prepared to always have somebody doublechecking the door, the windows, Never
sitting with your back, sitting openareas, nothing like that, because I
don't do none of that. Goodand look you're safe, right, that's
right, all right, Thanks,have a great day. Had on a
swivel open more. Shelby, goahead, you're on there high. Good
(25:32):
morning, Hi, good morning.Hi. My name is Shelby. My
husband works in commercial doors things likethat. Anytime we drive by a building
or are just walking around somewhere,he's like, do you see that door?
I installed it. That's awesome.That that's awesome. Thanks Shelby.
Okay, instead of starting out withPeter Swift stuff, I'd like to get
(25:52):
into life. I saw this allover social media. Tom Brady's ex wife,
Ze Buncheon. She was that shepulled over by the cops in Miami
and they have the actual bodycam footageof her, and she just breaks down
in tears because apparently she was drivingerradically, which is why she got pulled
over. She said she was tryingto get away from paparazzi. I'll give
(26:15):
you a courtesy today, thank you. I was just trying to stick from
that cab. I understand who youare, and so there's nothing I can
do about that. Okay, wellthen finally, what do you mean why
are you crying? Do nothing?Mean nothing? Will text me? I
can't preta. I can't prevent themfrom doing their their job, which is
(26:38):
to take pictures. How frustrating wouldthat be? And they cop it will
be like now I know, likeTom Left. No, oh my god,
you're Tom Bradies, looks why youthink you should come back? All
right, let's get the Travis KelseyTater Swift. What's going on that?
So Taylor Swift fans have been watchingthe video she released. It's a rehearse
(27:00):
video of her upcoming eras tour,which starts again in Paris in a fortnite,
which is what she says, aFortnite till Paris And in it,
of course, the Swifties have sleuthedthat they believe she will add Tortured Poets
Department songs to the lineup. Apparentlythere's something with her white microphone and the
white guitar and some new choreography theyfigured out and it would only be fitting.
(27:23):
I mean, this new Tortured PoetsDepartment album is a new era for
her. So we'll have to waitand see, and we will wait a
fortnite till that for that to happen. Meanwhile, Travis Kelsey, he was
on his podcast with a comedian.The comedian's name is Andrew Santino, and
apparently he's got a podcast that Traviswas on way back in the day,
(27:44):
and things got a little X rated. Accidentally. We set up at the
crib because we were moving and soit was kind of a tight squeeze and
the cameras and the angles all thisstuff. And my editor calls me and
he's like, bro, I don'tknow how to tell you this, but
Travis was out of his shorts.He just laughs it. That guy Sentino,
(28:06):
he was my sister's assistant back inthe day. Oh my gosh,
that's crazy. That is so wild. Oh man, Okay, what about
Kanye West. Kanye Kanye Kanye,Well, he's got new music coming out.
He released a new date for Vulturestwo that will be coming out.
Now, the question is is itactually gonna come out. I heard it.
(28:30):
It's really good. He played itwhen he was here. He says
the release dates may third. Ifhe played it for you, then it's
possibly done. But you know Kanyeand his albums, he's always working on
them to the very last minute.So Vultures one was released February tenth,
Vultures two supposedly may third. Himand Tay Dolla sign We'll have to wait
and see. Okay, now,what about King Charles. So his cancer
(28:51):
treatment is not going well at all, so now they're revising his death plans.
Oh wow, he's got to beso bummed. He was king for
like half a minute, I know, but he's King and they have to
do this. I mean, Ithink they they planned Queen Elizabeth's death like
probably fifteen twenty years before she died, and they weren't expecting his health to
fail so quickly. But it's likea royal member of the royal family and
(29:14):
he's the King, so they haveto be prepared. It's not necessarily like
they know he's going to die soon, but his cancer treatment isn't going well,
so they have to have those plans. I don't think it'd be so
eerie to do that. I thinkso too. But what about William,
his son? He was at thisI have a theory by but go ahead,
oh you do, okay. Sohe was at the school visiting the
children and he decided to, like, you know, make things fun and
(29:36):
interesting by telling a knock knock joke. I'm said, joke. That is
Charlotte's favorite joke at the moment thatshe keeps telling me, but you're going
to have to interrupt me. It'snot a joke I can tell straight away,
not knock interrupting Carobe. It's prettyset up and knock that joke.
Well, if you would have saidknock knock, everybody just sat there waiting,
(29:56):
like you're gonna have this. Mytheory was that, hey man,
your dad's not doing well. We'replanning at funeral. You're probably king in
about two weeks. She's like,I got a knock knock jokes the new
king, like, hol you mustbeself, he's going he's gonna be afraid
king? What is he? Thirtyforty? I think he's forty. Man,
(30:18):
that's nuts.
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