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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wakes up, John Jay and Rich, what's cracking like? And
this is the big Boss does snoopy deagle double gigsel
dang boom?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What you don't do?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
About rid ten team, We're not talking about Last Sea.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The last is the last, the big smooth Eagle double
jizzle in your face to be and in the place
to be. And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
Wake lass, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You can call us right now, jump on the air
at eight seven seven ninety three, seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You can text us, text jj R and.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight nine three. A few texts I may read to
you if I there are the short text messages. Seven
one nine number says, does John Jay know that the
gummies he's taken on airplanes aren't federally legal?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's crazy to take them on a flight. I had
no idea you couldn't do that with gummies because I
was talking about how I was try I can't sleep.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It'd be weird if you like went to jail for
pot gummies on a plane.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Especially me, Like I don't even do that stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
John j.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Rich, I texted yesterday about Peyton's Couple's therapy and I
was listening to Tuesday's podcast for the show, and you
read my message on the air.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was so excited. I started cheering in my car
and that made my day.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Remember we're talking about the Gangham style SI, someone said,
and we talked about how we interviewed him, and it
never aired John Jay and Rich. The interview with Sis
actually on the John Jay and Rich Behind the Scenes
podcast with Grant.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So I didn't know that. So that just are those
still up?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Nick, Yeah, still In fact one Joey Bradfish confirmed
it to me yesterday he was listening.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He was like, hey, let him know.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh thank you Joey.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you, Joey.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
John Jay Rich.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Question for Kyle do you have a list of names
you're going to use for War of the Roses? Are
you such a badass you come up with it on
the spot.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't really come up with it on the spot.
I don't have a list. I usually either like run
down like friends of my kids' names, or like people
that I've met recently, or just names that I'm like, oh,
that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I know you probably have, definitely, but I.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Don't remember you that. It always feels like it's fresh
and new, and you take on the personality of that
name when you do it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yesterday, at this time, Kyle was telling us that she
was searching to buy bags to hide her weed.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Listen to that yesterday because.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I was rolling beat So five tu numbers is John
ja Riche I search bags to store my weed on
Amazon just because I want to see what Kyle saw.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That story made me laugh so hard. I played it
back over and over.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So Kyle buys bags of weed on Amazon, and what
is her husband's behind?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Sure the weed, not bags of weed on Amazon, So
I don't. I hesitate telling this story because my husband
actually didn't really want me to. He says it's embarrassing.
I think it is very relatable because I know a
lot of wives that do this for their husbands. So eventually,
after a couple of days of trying to convince him
(03:12):
to let me tell it, he let me tell this.
So just know that he asks me to shave his
back sometimes, and that's what he thinks is embarrassing. And
I think a lot of wives shave their husband's back.
You shouldn't be embarrassed by that.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My wife has done it to me a few times.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. So the other day he says, I feel like
it's time. It's been a while. I need you to
shave my back. And I was like, okay, perfect. So
we go in the bathroom. He takes his shirt off
and I'm looking at his back and it looks to
be recently shaved. There are areas of the back where
the hair is like short, like regrowing. It's not how
(03:49):
it normally is when we haven't done this for a while.
When I know, okay, yeah, it's definitely time, and I'm
go your back already looks like it's.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Been shaved recently.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's like huh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I'm like, who shaved your back?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Like I'm the only one that shaves your back and
I haven't shaved you back for a really long time, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Who's been shaving your back?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Starting to get angry, I get hot, like like you know,
all the things are going through my mind at this point,
He's like I did, And I said, I don't think so.
Because you've never been able to reach the middle of
your back. You you can't do that. He's like, I did,
I swear, and I'm like, like, before I get super angry,
you gotta tell me what the heck is going on,
and he goes, I got this thing. You got this thing?
(04:32):
He said, I got this thing. It was an Instagram
ad and it helps me shave my back and I
was like, I'm sorry, what And so he whips out
this device, this contraption that looks like a backscratcher with
an elbow like it can bend and on the end
of it is like a hair trimmer, and I was like,
(04:52):
what the heck that? And then he kind of demonstrates
by like showing me this is where this is what
I did, but I don't, like, I can't really tell
if I got it all, Like this thing looks just
so ridiculous. It was.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Of course, he.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Gets sucked into every single Instagram ad he ever sees,
and like, I looked it up and you can buy
it on Amazon. It's like the Man Groomer or something
like that. It's like three point seven stars. I'm like,
this thing sucks, Like did you not look into the refuse?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That must suck because he's not using it and he
needs you to do his back exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm just like okay, like crisis averted. I'm glad that
nobody else was shaving here back, but stop getting sucked
into all the Instagram ads. Just cut it out because
they always come and they're like subparwer quality. So that
was the whole thing in our house and now, and
I did have to actually end up shaving.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When you shave his back, like for me, it's it's
it's a personal preference because I don't I'm not hairy,
but I had like some blonde hairs that bother me.
And I see the little wet when I'm doing whatever
I'm doing, I go, oh my god, about my I
got back here. So I tried to clip it myself,
but I can't write. So every once in a while,
I whenever, I'll try to get my back wax, but
that hurts, and a simple shaving of the back helps, right, Yeah,
(06:14):
So sometimes my wife will do it for me, and
I've filmed it. Anyway, you can film ship in your
husband's back or bring it in here and something or.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Would yeah, I can show you, Like I took a
screenshot of it because I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's like stupid, it's looking buzzy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, Yeah, that doesn't even look like it could work.
It looks like it looks like you can't.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I mean, so I have this friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I have a couple of friends of mine, and they
they wish that there was a place that you could
go to like a you just stand there and people
can shave your body like not not like like a haircut,
not a wax because wax hurts. Like you can stand
and say, trim my leg here, trim my m trim
my back here. And so this friend of mine, he
has a place in Idaho and he found a woman
(07:04):
there that does that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
We'll do that for him, and he's trying to find
it here, right. So I was like, that'd be so great.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I you could find somebody that could just shave your
back and shave your legs or shave whatever, because it's
hard to.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I've tried to trim my leg hair and then you
miss it. I don't know how women do it. Somebody's
now the.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Only person I could shave their back if they had
to shave their back with a razor, it would beyld
because she's a flexible, Like I can get all this.
There's this guy though, he posted on Instagram he was
getting wax, his whole body wax, and he posted a
picture of them doing like his butt right, and I
was like, oh my god. And I said to him,
I go what this? And he talked about the person
(07:38):
that did it? And I said, hey, what what's like?
I thought, Oh, is there something special about this person?
I said, hey, why are you using so and so?
Like are they like? What's the reason behind it? And
he goes, oh, he goes because she's far away from
where I live, and she's very unattractive. He goes, and
I don't want her waxing my childkin wax and whatever,
and me to find her attractive.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Being a problem with a dude.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I was like, oh, like, she's far away you,
you're never going to run into her what she knows
about you.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That's exactly what he said.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And I was telling my wife that and she goes, well, yeah,
she goes because they got to move your junk to
the right to the left.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm like, what, I didn't know they didn't have to
do that. He's getting wax
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And every day anyway, that sounds painful too, Like, in
addition to me needing to be secret, I want the
backshaver
Wakes up, John Jay and Rich, what's cracking like? And
this is the big Boss does snoopy deagle double gigsel
dang boom?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What you don't do?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
About rid ten team, We're not talking about Last Sea.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The last is the last, the big smooth Eagle double
jizzle in your face to be and in the place
to be. And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
Wake lass, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You can call us right now, jump on the air
at eight seven seven ninety three, seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You can text us, text jj R and.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight nine three. A few texts I may read to
you if I there are the short text messages. Seven
one nine number says, does John Jay know that the
gummies he's taken on airplanes aren't federally legal?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's crazy to take them on a flight. I had
no idea you couldn't do that with gummies because I
was talking about how I was try I can't sleep.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It'd be weird if you like went to jail for
pot gummies on a plane.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Especially me, Like I don't even do that stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
John j.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Rich, I texted yesterday about Peyton's Couple's therapy and I
was listening to Tuesday's podcast for the show, and you
read my message on the air.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I was so excited. I started cheering in my car
and that made my day.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Remember we're talking about the Gangham style SI, someone said,
and we talked about how we interviewed him, and it
never aired John Jay and Rich. The interview with Sis
actually on the John Jay and Rich Behind the Scenes
podcast with Grant.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So I didn't know that. So that just are those
still up?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, Nick, Yeah, still In fact one Joey Bradfish confirmed
it to me yesterday he was listening.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He was like, hey, let him know.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh thank you Joey.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you, Joey.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
John Jay Rich.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Question for Kyle do you have a list of names
you're going to use for War of the Roses? Are
you such a badass you come up with it on
the spot.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't really come up with it on the spot.
I don't have a list. I usually either like run
down like friends of my kids' names, or like people
that I've met recently, or just names that I'm like, oh,
that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I know you probably have, definitely, but I.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Don't remember you that. It always feels like it's fresh
and new, and you take on the personality of that
name when you do it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yesterday, at this time, Kyle was telling us that she
was searching to buy bags to hide her weed.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Listen to that yesterday because.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I was rolling beat So five tu numbers is John
ja Riche I search bags to store my weed on
Amazon just because I want to see what Kyle saw.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That story made me laugh so hard. I played it
back over and over.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So Kyle buys bags of weed on Amazon, and what
is her husband's behind?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Sure the weed, not bags of weed on Amazon, So
I don't. I hesitate telling this story because my husband
actually didn't really want me to. He says it's embarrassing.
I think it is very relatable because I know a
lot of wives that do this for their husbands. So eventually,
after a couple of days of trying to convince him
(03:12):
to let me tell it, he let me tell this.
So just know that he asks me to shave his
back sometimes, and that's what he thinks is embarrassing. And
I think a lot of wives shave their husband's back.
You shouldn't be embarrassed by that.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My wife has done it to me a few times.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. So the other day he says, I feel like
it's time. It's been a while. I need you to
shave my back. And I was like, okay, perfect. So
we go in the bathroom. He takes his shirt off
and I'm looking at his back and it looks to
be recently shaved. There are areas of the back where
the hair is like short, like regrowing. It's not how
(03:49):
it normally is when we haven't done this for a while.
When I know, okay, yeah, it's definitely time, and I'm
go your back already looks like it's.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Been shaved recently.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's like huh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I'm like, who shaved your back?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Like I'm the only one that shaves your back and
I haven't shaved you back for a really long time, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Who's been shaving your back?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Starting to get angry, I get hot, like like you know,
all the things are going through my mind at this point,
He's like I did, And I said, I don't think so.
Because you've never been able to reach the middle of
your back. You you can't do that. He's like, I did,
I swear, and I'm like, like, before I get super angry,
you gotta tell me what the heck is going on,
and he goes, I got this thing. You got this thing?
(04:32):
He said, I got this thing. It was an Instagram
ad and it helps me shave my back and I
was like, I'm sorry, what And so he whips out
this device, this contraption that looks like a backscratcher with
an elbow like it can bend and on the end
of it is like a hair trimmer, and I was like,
(04:52):
what the heck that? And then he kind of demonstrates
by like showing me this is where this is what
I did, but I don't, like, I can't really tell
if I got it all, Like this thing looks just
so ridiculous. It was.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Of course, he.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Gets sucked into every single Instagram ad he ever sees,
and like, I looked it up and you can buy
it on Amazon. It's like the Man Groomer or something
like that. It's like three point seven stars. I'm like,
this thing sucks, Like did you not look into the refuse?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That must suck because he's not using it and he
needs you to do his back exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm just like okay, like crisis averted. I'm glad that
nobody else was shaving here back, but stop getting sucked
into all the Instagram ads. Just cut it out because
they always come and they're like subparwer quality. So that
was the whole thing in our house and now, and
I did have to actually end up shaving.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When you shave his back, like for me, it's it's
it's a personal preference because I don't I'm not hairy,
but I had like some blonde hairs that bother me.
And I see the little wet when I'm doing whatever
I'm doing, I go, oh my god, about my I
got back here. So I tried to clip it myself,
but I can't write. So every once in a while,
I whenever, I'll try to get my back wax, but
that hurts, and a simple shaving of the back helps, right, Yeah,
(06:14):
So sometimes my wife will do it for me, and
I've filmed it. Anyway, you can film ship in your
husband's back or bring it in here and something or.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Would yeah, I can show you, Like I took a
screenshot of it because I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's like stupid, it's looking buzzy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, Yeah, that doesn't even look like it could work.
It looks like it looks like you can't.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I mean, so I have this friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I have a couple of friends of mine, and they
they wish that there was a place that you could
go to like a you just stand there and people
can shave your body like not not like like a haircut,
not a wax because wax hurts. Like you can stand
and say, trim my leg here, trim my m trim
my back here. And so this friend of mine, he
has a place in Idaho and he found a woman
(07:04):
there that does that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
We'll do that for him, and he's trying to find
it here, right. So I was like, that'd be so great.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I you could find somebody that could just shave your
back and shave your legs or shave whatever, because it's
hard to.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I've tried to trim my leg hair and then you
miss it. I don't know how women do it. Somebody's
now the.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Only person I could shave their back if they had
to shave their back with a razor, it would beyld
because she's a flexible, Like I can get all this.
There's this guy though, he posted on Instagram he was
getting wax, his whole body wax, and he posted a
picture of them doing like his butt right, and I
was like, oh my god. And I said to him,
I go what this? And he talked about the person
(07:38):
that did it? And I said, hey, what what's like?
I thought, Oh, is there something special about this person?
I said, hey, why are you using so and so?
Like are they like? What's the reason behind it? And
he goes, oh, he goes because she's far away from
where I live, and she's very unattractive. He goes, and
I don't want her waxing my childkin wax and whatever,
and me to find her attractive.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Being a problem with a dude.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I was like, oh, like, she's far away you,
you're never going to run into her what she knows
about you.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That's exactly what he said.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And I was telling my wife that and she goes, well, yeah,
she goes because they got to move your junk to
the right to the left.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm like, what, I didn't know they didn't have to
do that. He's getting wax
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And every day anyway, that sounds painful too, Like, in
addition to me needing to be secret, I want the
backshaver
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