37: The Breakup Bible

Who better to coach you through your breakup than the person who can barely keep her own afloat! Welcome back to Sophia with a PH! Because having a healthy pH balance is imperative even though the guy cumming in you is throwing it all off! Sloots, this week Sofia unpacks A LOT and addresses some very pressing information, like why the fuck has Demi Rose been featured on the Daily Mail every single day for the past four years? Who is that you ask? Open up snapchat, we guarantee she’s there waiting for you. We also learn to hack the dark web and visit a website Sofia “found” that tells you every happy ending massage parlor near you. Don’t worry, you’ll get all the details as to how you can get your rub and tug on as well. We also attend the most important Sloot University seminar yet: how to get through a breakup! Which you KNOW you need since you still contemplate texting your ex from 2 years ago every time you take a shot of tequila. It’s okay Sloots, we’ve all been there, and Sofia is here to save the day, or ruin it - never know til you listen! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices