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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What else is going on?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Time four? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (00:13):
This is another flank perhaps of World War three that
is emerging. But Ukraine continues to advance into Russia, now
for a fourth day, fighting to capture a town near
the border and sending small units to do raids further
into the western Russian region of Kersk. As Ukraine has
been trying to do this, the military of Russia announced
that it was sending more troops more armored vehicles into
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Kersk to try to repel the attack. Russian TV released
videos of the columns of military trucks carrying artillery pieces,
machine guns, and tanks into that area.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Tropical depression Debbie is bringing heavy rains to the northeast.
Debbi was downgraded from a tropical storm this morning, but
more than forty million people are under flood alerts from
South Carolina all the way up to Vermont. The death
is now up to eight. They say she's going to
dump four inches of rain today from Pennsylvania to New England.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Gavin Newsom has threatened to withhold state funds from the
municipal governments that don't do enough to clean up homeless encampments.
He was at a photo shoot yesterday, even though they
tried to pretend that it wasn't told. Well, we didn't
know about it because they didn't give the release to kfive,
but they had hands selected some people to take pictures
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and interview the governor yesterday as he was cleaning up
homeless encampments under the five Freeway up in Mission Hills,
alongside some of those cow Trans crews, and he said
this at a impromptu, sort of planned but unplanned news conference.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm here on behalf of forty million Californians that are
fed up. I'm here because I'm one of them. You
got the green line, you got the support from the state,
and the public is demanding of you. And if this
is not the most important issue, you're not paying attention now.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
He pointed specifically to county governments, not city governments, because
he said the county governments have a disparate kind of governance,
perhaps where the mayor of a city the one executive
that's the person in charge, but in a county, the
way we do it here is very dispersed in terms
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of the power. Where we've got five people on the
Board of supervisors are more than that depending on which county.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think this is all about Gavin Newsom, and he
said it there, you're not paying attention, a needing attention.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I think that he sees what's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Going on at these battleground rallies and that he's pissed
off he's not included in this and so he had
to call he's throwing a tantrum. He's just thrashing about
the pictures of him in a ball cap with like
random tires in his hand.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like does your husband wear v nex to T shirts?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, he has one, but it's a small like right here,
it's not like a deep V.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I just I've never that's a that's a thing I
never thought of.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I love VNX on. I love I've got a bunch
of VNX. I love VNX on very different, very different,
very different.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I think of like my grandfather, did he wear a
V neck T shirt while he was out?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
My dad had some digging like Haynes undershirts that were
V neck. I think I just don't. I don't never Okay,
so I appreciate that you don't wear VNX. I if
you came in to work with a V neck, I'd
find it a little odd. Just so we're clear, deep
V I need to see all that chet pirate ship.
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I've already seen your nipples. What well you take your
clothes off at the shows sometimes another reason, sorry, Petro,
Petro's and money do it pretty routinely.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Okay, I'm not going body of.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A fifteen year old boy. Unfortunately we knew this was coming.
You went missing while swimming with friends off Huntington Beach
Pier late last month.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He has now been recovered.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I was about nine pm when the teenager and another
teenager went into the water near Lifeguard Tower eleven, but
only one of them returned to shore.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
If you watched any of the late coverage from NBC
last night, Snoop Dogg was on with Mike Turrico to
what have become two very lovable characters in all of this.
Not that Mike Ico wasn't likable anyway, but he and
Snoop talking about what was coming up and what Snoop's
takeaways have been from the Olympics. Since he's been everywhere
and he talked about how he loved the families, and
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he made a big announcement that her was going to
sing the American national anthem at the closing ceremonies.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, I'm surprised that he's able to join us. I'm
surprised he's not in some sort of excitement coma on
the heels of National Pickleball Day, which was yesterday, August eighth.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But Jason Nathanson is here with us.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
The following program is for entertainment purpose his own life.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Welcome, two good nights entertainment.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I have to entertain.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Is this entertainment I have to entertain?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
I want to bring good quality entertainment here at the
entertainment And.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Like all Basard parties, there was some entertainment.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
There.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He is Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Quite I'm still drunk from yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I had a feeling.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Yeah, all that pickleball juice cocktails?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Did you have that drinking pickleball cake or anything?
Speaker 9 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Did you get you get together with your fellow picklers?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Did you you guys all sit around and eat mustard
to avoid leg cramps?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Eat mustard? What?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Some people eat mustard before playing pickleball to avoid getting
leg cramps.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I have not heard that. That's new. I know about
drinking pickled juice afterwards.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Yeah, maybe during to avoid cramps and also hydrate yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You know, salt.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Pickleball has been around since nineteen sixty five.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
I do know that. Did you know where it was created? Somewhere?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I do Bainbridge, Bainbridge Island, very good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Did you know that the non volley zone in front
of the pickleball net is called the kitchen kitchen? Do
you know what you call it when the ball lands
in the kitchen? Hotzi TATSI a dink shot.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yes, I was aware of all that too.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Somebody pretty got something out for Shannon. So she's reading
all of this great pickleball.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Oh this is not off the top of her head.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh, I do not have this much pickleball knowledge.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
I was impressed. I thought you just knew all this stuff.
You were so natural in telling me the facts about it.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I know, I thought it was just coming from you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, Blake Lively versus her husband Ryan Reynolds, is this
movie about domestic violence? Because that's the vibe I get
in watching the trailer.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
It is, yes, and they I think that they put
that in there.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
It's it's unfortunate, but it's it's also necessary at the
same time, because it is a little bit of a
twist on the movie, and it feels like when you're
watching the trailer, you're you're it spoils it a little bit,
but also you don't want to go into it thinking
it's some like romantical romantic comedy and then all of
a sudden it's domestic violence. And so it's based on
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a novel by Colin Hoover which was very very popular.
So a lot of people did know or and will
know going in, but some won't. But Blake Lively plays
a woman who is she meets a guy. She's in Boston,
meets this guy, very successful neurosurgeon.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
His name is Ryle, which is an interesting name. Oka
never heard that name before.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
He's plays by Justin Baldoni, who's also the director of
the film, and they have this great relationship until it's
not so great, and then it kind of goes into
her past and what she's been dealing with.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Then I actually I thought going.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Into it, I was worried that it would be more
Lifetime esque but it wasn't. It was actually a pretty
complicated and nuanced look at this kind of stuff, and
I was actually more impressed than I thought I was
gonna be.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Plus you add in Blake Lively, who is great, and I.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Think he's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, she's She just looks like she would be so
much fun to be friends with. You know, she can
do no wrong, No, she cannot. I had the same
feeling watching the trailer. I thought it looked a little
bit lifetimey. So that's good to know. It's still not
something I'm gonna go to the theater for.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Though her character's name is Lily Bloom and she she
runs a flower shop. Ah, I mean that to me,
that was the first thing.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I hate that.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Okay, I don't know about that, but like that's the
book and that's what it's based on, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
A sample of one of her books, because I see
that they're wildly popular.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I just couldn't. I just know it wasn't my lane,
It wasn't for you.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
I think the movie will be for you.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
And yeah, you don't need to necessarily go to the
theater to see it, although I do encourage theater going,
but for something like this. You know, it is something
that you could probably watch it home, but I did
enjoy the experience. And on the Nathanson scale it is
a seven point two out of ten. WHOA yeah good, Yeah,
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that would be lower.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Milli Vanilli was part of our It's just because she's hot,
That's why he gave her so many mats.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Certainly doesn't hurt.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, you're right, I know. Milli Vanilli was part of
our growing up, at least my growing up for sure,
mine too. And absolutely, Girl you Know It's True. Is
this new movie out about the whole scandal.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Yeah, which is very interesting because for me when instill,
when I think of Millie Vanilli, I think about it
as a joke, like a punchline, like a funny thing.
But there were real consequences to what happened, including the
life of Rob Pilatus is Robin fab Right and Rob
Rob's dead.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Rob died of a drug overdose.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Then he descended into addiction after all of this happened.
So it had real consequences, and so that's why the
film Girl you Know It's True gets into that and
you're having kind of fun at the beginning with their
rise to stardom, they moved to Los Angeles, they get
a cool car, they're having all the parties in the
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hills in the late eighties and you know, doing all
the stuff that comes along with that in the music industry.
And then it turns tragic, and so the tone of
the movie kind of flips. But it's interesting and I
thought worthwhile to see this ride that they're on and
that it was not just all fun and games, and
there was not just a punchline at the end of
the day. There were real consequences to the actions of
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the people. And it really puts the blame on producer
Frank Farrion, who just died earlier this year, and the
record company for kind of perpetrating and taking advantage of
Rob and Fab.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
That at least.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
That's what the tone is of the movie, because it
is done with Fab's involvement and the family of Rob
as well, so it's kind of it's you know, kind
of skewed from their point of view. But I did
get a chance to actually talk to Fab about it,
which was I thought was very very interesting.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Again given that being.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
A child of the eighties and I grew up here
in Los Angeles and their music was just on MTV
every second. It was a big it was a big
part of me growing up. And he, you know, is
a very he's a very kind of sweet and humble
guy who is still trying to make it work in
the music industry to various degrees of success, and of
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course has never found the success that they found with
Milli Vanilli. But he he, you know, he says he's
healed basically from from what happened. But it was really
it took a real big toll on him and the
people around him.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
So it's an interesting movie.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
The story is maybe perhaps a little more interesting than
the quality of the movie itself, if that makes sense,
but still very watchable in a seven point three out
of ten.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I mentioned last week that I wanted to watch this
Matt Damon Casey Affleck comedy, The Instigators.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I have to say, so you went to the theater
to see it? I did not.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Okay, it was lazy, and I know you want me
to go, but I didn't. I went and saw Deadpool Wolverine.
That's as far as I go. I may not see
that somebody in the theater this year. But something was
this funny?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Was it? Was?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It good?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yeah, not really.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
This is a five point eight out of ten for me.
The Instigators, which is on Apple TV plus it's you know,
I think everybody's heart was in the right place, and
Matt Damon and Casey Affleck are are good in it,
and there's a great cast with Hong Chong and Paul
Walter Howiser, Michael stoolbarg Ron Pearlman. But it's not It's
an action comedy, heist caper type movie, and it's not
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funny enough.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
But the action is there, but it's not.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
It wants to be kind of cool and stylistic and
a little bit Ocean's Eleven, a little bit usual Little Suspects,
and it's it does it doesn't reach the heights of any.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Of those movies.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
All right, well, thanks.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
We're at time.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Then that means to note, we're not going to talk
about Emily in Paris. We are not, which comes out
next week next week.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I've seen all the.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Episodes me random at random times, like this is so stupid,
but I've watched it all and it's like, every time
you text me about it, it just makes me more jealous
that I don't have access to it yet.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
You'll get it on on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I like that you take out your ire with the
show on me, like I created it.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yeah, it's all your fault. You like it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I like the fashion, I like the characters.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I have the same relationship with Andy Cohen and Alex
Stone because I am not an Andy Cohen fan, the
Bravo guy, and Alex loves him. What so every time
every time I'm forced to watch some of him, I
text Alex Stone angrily.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I blame him for Why does Andy Cohen yell all
the time? I don't know he has to yell it.
It tries to me insane.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
And that show is just it's off, not good.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, but you know Alex Stone likes it, so it's
no counting for taste.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I guess have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Buy Jason Nathanson over the Hill in Hollywood, ABC's entertainment reporters.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Swifties, have taken to social media to express their upsetment
at missing out on one of the shows. Of course,
there were cancelations of three sold out Eras tour shows
in Austria after authorities are foiled in a parent plot
for an attack. Some of the Swifties We've been posting
on x lamented months of now wasted efforts to make
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friendship bracelets and pick out fashionable outfits for the performance.
I read things sometimes just to see a reaction.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I'm not going to give you the pleasure of
that one.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Do you remember when we put out the call to
make friendship bracelets and people responded so well, yeah, we
still have so many of those.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Last fall during.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
When we were at BJ's Yeah, and a couple of
news and Bruis at BJ's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That was great.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And then I guess Conway's recent event, people made him
friendship bracelets.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Because of him or because of us, I don't know.
I'll bet you none of the ones.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
That he received said the words Studhorse, daddy stallions.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
This one says gasms, gasms, Oh did.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I make this? I think I made this.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I just can't believe Conway stole that from us, like
that was our show thing? Hey quick, gas go around
here if if we could. Do you think Conway willingly
stole the friendship bracelet idea from our show?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Make up?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Mondo.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I think he aggressively stole it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Aggressive, yes, like not without without irony, no, just just an.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Aggressive, excessive, very aggressive and very rude.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Something from our show, right, like a feature of our
show that he took, maybe put a new name on it, like.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
A new type of spin.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
He's such a pig.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
But it's basically the same thing that we did.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
It's like a community bangle, not a friendship bracelet.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He's such an animal, Matt, you can go ahead and
be serious. Did he steal it from us?
Speaker 10 (16:35):
On?
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Matt?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
We know you're friends with him.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
It's that's it's all right, all right, Matt Hayson Matt, Yeah, Well.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I didn't know Matt hated Conways so much.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
That's what he said. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh my goodness. I wonder what he did to him.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Every week he learned new things on the Gary and
Champion Show. I mean we learn things on the Gary
and Champion Show, but also other people learn things on
the Gary and Champion Show.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, Happy Friday.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
This week I learned who.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
Tim Walls was.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Otherwise have heard of him.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
I also learned there's an asteroid coming in twenty twenty nine,
and unfortunately it's just not going to hit us.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Thanks you guys, have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, Oh well that was devastating to find that out.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
There's going to come close to not even Hey, guys
colin Colorado.
Speaker 12 (17:31):
Probably shouldn't use my real name because what I wanted
to say. I learned on the garyan Channae Show this
week was Shannon likes to deal in large quantities of
cocaine like a good deal, or she doesn't really partake
much because with the her it's all about the green Shannon.
I was wondering if you need a representative in the
four Corners region the Southwest, you know, Utah, Arizona, Colorado, Nevada,
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and New Mexico.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
If you're branching out and you need somebody to sell
in that area. Awesome, was like he's wide, okay.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Gary and Shannon Charles in Oregon. What I learned this
week are Gary and Shannon is that Shannon likes to
grab fist full of me out of the refrigerator and
just go to town on it back of nobody's business.
Thanks for all you do. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
Things I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show Shannon
can't play bird games without going berserve Gary and his
wife or so it's spies. Shannon doesn't like to drink milk.
All Gary's accents don't like the Queen. Shannon is more
American than everybody. And I learned how to sell cocaine
and for what price? Of course, I think I sampled
way too much Frock.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
That's really good. It is so good.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
How did I become a spot you as I have
two kids, one.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Going to girl.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Good morning, gang from Santa Rosa Valley. This is touchess.
What I have learned this week is that Shannon can't
say the word penis before eleven am. And now it
seems that she can't say the word vajeen.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Plenty of other words she can.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I can.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I just I've been told, I've been told by the
boss that there's a safe harbor for penis and it's
after eleven.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week Shannon's still trying to buffalo us thinking that Miss
Patricia is real. How can you take bally lessons remotely?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Good?
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Lord and Gary, you still owe us an explanation when
your swim coach was grooming you in the past, So
kind of give it up.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Tell us what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I forgot about that one they used to pay you
it was a she uh huh.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
And she didn't pay every time.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Hey there, this is Dylan.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
This is what I learned on the Gary and jem Show.
Speaker 11 (19:43):
I learned Gary might be a foreign spy from some
other country, and I tend to think they probably switched
him out when he was two or three years old
with the real Gary, and so this Gary actually fooled
his real parents. So I also learn that Shannon just
enjoys the meats way too much when she screams.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh my god, and it scared me.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Some people learn at different speeds, right, Yeah, Hi Gary,
Hi Shannons.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
So what I learned this week are actually just today,
there's a good possibility of y'all all adopting a baby ape.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Now start a petition, Shannon.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Let's get that baby eight. You know my heart's and diapers.
My heart is set on that dock.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
You guys have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Do you get a diaper for the duck too?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Sure too?
Speaker 14 (20:41):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
about the American Exchange Project. They take high school seniors
from all over the United States and give them the
opportunity to experience different communities around the country and to
learn about what's going on other than inside their own
community and learn about somebody else.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
It's kind of cool anyway. Oh here, they'll have a
good weekend. See you what that's great?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well, that's what we learned this week on the Great
Chant Joe.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
We also have our nine news nuggets you need to
know because these are the stories they kind of fell
through the cracks.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
We didn't get a chance to.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Get Wait, wait, wait, I've got something else that fell
through the cracks.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What's that your Jeopardy question?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay, now read this for twelve hundred dollars. Howard Rourke
is to the fountain Head as John Galt is to
this eleven hundred page tone.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Ah, what is the Old Testament? You think a guy
I have, John Golt is in the Old Testament?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You just say. John's in the new one, the new book.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
What is Atlas shrugged? Well you don't read? You like
the picture?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I can read, just so you know. Okay, it's time
for our honorable mention.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Honorable mention.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It not supposed to mention.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Honor serving with you.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
A great and honorable most is.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
So today we're building auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Another Banksy piece of work has appeared on Rye Lane
in Peckham in London, one of a series of Banksy
art pieces that was completed in the Capital. The problem
is this one was stolen just after it appeared. It's
a stencil of a wolf howling towards the sky painted
on what appears to be a satellite dish, or a
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fake satellite dish, at least on top of a building
on Rye Lane. Fourth of his new collection of works,
which have cropped up at different locations around the Capitol.
He's posted several photos of this new series on Instagram.
The first of them was a goat perched on a
ledge with rocks falling down below it.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I've tried to understand art. I've gone to all the
museums and all the places in Europe and here and
the whole bit, and I just is I try to
get it. I just have no culture. I have no
interest whatsoever some of this. And how many how many
you know.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Really eats half a rasher of bacon every single morning
doesn't have culture?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I mean, how many Jesus and Mother of Jesus pictures.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Can you have?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
How many patas can you look at? And then all
means something? It's just there's just and then and then
when you get into contemporary art, that's the stuff I
really don't get. I do get the Jesus stuff once
in a while, like if you're in Italy or the
Louver or what have you.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
But when I go.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
To like the you know, Downtown La whatever it's called
MoMA MoMA or the other one Blackma, and there's just
just scribbles and they're framed and they're lit.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I could do that. How is that art?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
So?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I think what you're doing is your you're feeling football
right now, and you're feeling like a gladiator. Sport is
more your speed rather than sitting in some stupid stuffy
art gallery watching a bunch of dead people's art.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, be celebrated.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
It's like this.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
You want to see somebody smash headfirst into someone else.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, It's like here's a picture of a chair and
it's called like first chair, and it's like, this is
the first chair that John Dela Wa La la La
drew in sixteen seventy five.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
It's a chair, Ladies and gentlemen. That's Shannon's argument against Art.
Here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I I just don't understand that I want to drink
basically everybody at table nning.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'd feel ready to go into the nine and niner?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Did I get check niner in there where you're calling
from Milwaukee, Car?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So, Bluie is a big deal. I know this because
my godson loves Bluey. Okay, you put Bluey on the
television and he is transfixed.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
There.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Apparently there were limited edition coins based on Bluey. Police
got a report last month from in Australia that sixty
four thousand of those unreleased one dollar Bluey coins had
been stolen. Sixty four thousand one dollar Bluey coins.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
How much is that worth? You'd say sixty four thousand.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Dollars nay, ten times their face value. Police said that
a forty seven year old guy has been arrested. He's
been charged with three counts of breaking and entering, and
they recovered about a thousand of the coins and they
believe the rest are in general. Circulation number eight, A.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Child is bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hey Mondo are all chess completely nuts, because every story
we get out of the chess world is bananas. A
Russian chess player has been suspended from participating in all
competitions after being accused of trying to poison her opponent's pieces.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, Amina, a.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Russian.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yes, she had treated the table at which she was
sitting with an unknown substance, which later turned out to
be mercury compounds. The thing is, that's not going to
kill you immediately.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
It takes some time. Yeah, the Russians are good with
the poison, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Wouldn't you want to if you're trying.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To win, you need to die now.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, it's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
With seven days would have gone an.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Seven seven years of college seven seven days.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Okay, I'm kind of amazed that McDonald's corporate okayed this
location in the first place. There's a video out about
a McDonald's in Fratuchier, about an hour southeast of Rome,
and a couple of a couple, Picassidy and James had
the opportunity to go into this McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Uh they say it's the world's creepiest.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
It's located there in this uh, this tiny town outside
of Rome. It has a burial site underneath it, and
they said you can look through the transparent glass that
is the floor and see the ancient road that is
filled with skeletons. They said it's believed to be linked
(27:39):
to the ap And Way, one of the busiest roads
in ancient Rome.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Number six six, number six.
Speaker 13 (27:50):
There's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Picture of me rabbi and six drunk and longshomy.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
We just dig you into nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
I don't have to take dad drink another six pack.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
We'll do anything to get a good picture, right, even
if it means breaking the law. Spanish authorities investigating a
man who allegedly damaged cave paintings that are thousands of
years old by pouring water on them in order to
get better photos for social media.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
We are dumb people.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Why did he just spit on his thumb and rub
it on there and see.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
If it made it? Doesn't make it better? Number five five,
I have five rules.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Five little monkeys.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
This is the year five point five. Five would be
a favorite.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
I've never seen this before, but I like the idea
police will put goggles on you.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm sorry. In one of those oh, I can't remember
what the program is called.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
In high schools, the police come and they bring a
crashed car and they pretend that it's a drunk driving accident,
and they'll put drunk goggles onto somebody that's supposed to
be the driver, so that they're completely disoriented and you
can't tell what's going on. In this case, this place
in Pennsylvania, they have a golf cart that the controls
are messed up, so when you try to drive the
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golf cart, it mimics the reactions if you were drunk. Okay,
somebody got into one of those things, and in what
was supposed to be national night out where they teach
things like, you know, anti drunk driving programs and stuff,
this thing actually crashed into a bunch of people. Wow,
they've used this low speed golf cart to mimic impaired
driving to teach people about the dangers. A juvenile was
(29:29):
driving the golf cart a company by a police officer
when the vehicle left the enclosed area and struck several people.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Number four minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Now, commandment number four. This isn't the same world you.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Left four years Vicially, it's an unlikely friendship. We need
to call doctor Toko.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
The human collie has a dog best friend, an Alaskan malamut.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Remember we talked about Toko.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
This, Yeah, Toko's a guy who spent fourteen thousand dollars
to transform himself into a.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Collie and it worked. He looks like a collie.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
He's hanging out with another person who has a very
similar fourteen thousand dollars Alaskan malamute suit, and it's apparently
a woman.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
The dark dark world number three.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Three shall be the number that count, and the number
of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
We're dead within three hours.
Speaker 10 (30:22):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
All three of the three.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I got all three of you guys, for the rest
of your.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Nat born live.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
We are not going to say her name.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No women will do anything for their skin, I guess,
even if it includes using your own feces as a
face mask. That's what's happening with a Brazilian model. She
has posted videos of using her own poop as a
face mask.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
That's not the only thing that she has supplied to
her face.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh well, how does how does it get worse than that?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
This line right here above the picture. The influencer previously
my viral for putting.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
No, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There's number two.
Speaker 14 (31:05):
What's going on you too?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
God, Noxima, you know something, just soap, soap, subscribed soap.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Would be fine.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
The Wasaga Beach Provincial Park in Ottawa, right in no Ontario.
Uh doug Ford, the premiere there, says it's a very
popular beach, but they're having a problem with what it says.
They are misleading social media posts. These posts claim that
people are pooping in the sand it was Saga Beach
(31:46):
Provincial Park and that it's being gravely the image of
the beach is being gravely harmed by people dropping deuces.
And he says, we have no actual proof that people
are pooping in the park. They're just saying they're pooping
in the park.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Number one, we'd number one.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
Number one, We're number one. Ben I decided to look
out for number one.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Are you the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Number one?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Hey, listen, everybody comes up with a deal.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
A man in Taiwan has filed for divorce from his
wife after she demanded he pay for sex on account
of him being overweight and terrible in bed.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
So so he's not agreeing to the terms, is what
you're saying. So he's going to go for divorce instead.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yes, they're very serious about staying fit in Asian countries.
Not a lot of fat people walking around there. Well,
and what's your definition of fat? Maybe he probably Maybe
he just had a big sandwich for lunch. Yeah, yeah,
you look a little bigger. I am field bigger all right.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
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