October 18, 2024 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The iHeartRadio app. What else is going on?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Time four? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (00:12):
What?
Speaker 6 (00:13):
We talked about the sponsored by Abner Gap water Damage
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eight nine one seven five two five six.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, we talked about the takedown of Hamas leader ya
Ya Sinwar and about the troops kind of mistakenly finding
him going on that kind of looks like the leader
of Hamas over there, And it turned out that it
was those soldiers, by the way, were trainee infantry commanders
and reservists, basically a rookie unit, rookie soldiers that stumbled
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across this guy.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah, and I wonder if that's more of a testament
to the fact that they were kind of hiding in
plain sight. They found him in a place they didn't
expect to find him. The assumption was that he and
other leaders of Hamas were going to be living in
these underground tunnels forever, if they were still in Gaza,
if they were able to get out and go to
Iran or someplace like that, but they didn't expect to
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just find him there.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
North Korean troops are apparently being sent to Russia to
help fight in the war in Ukraine. In a statement today,
South Korea's National Intelligence Service at North Korea sent fifteen
hundred Special Forces troops to Russia for training. This, of course,
a day after Voldemar Zelensky accused North Korea of preparing
to send about ten thousand troops to Ukraine to fight
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alongside Russian forces.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
NATO has said they're very worried about this situation.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, Nadine looks like it's going to fizzle out, but
hurricane experts warned that another major storm has a pretty
good shot of replacing it. The new storm, labeled invest
a ninety five L that's catchy, could hit Central America
and Mexico over the weekend. Could cause some heavy rains
and potential flooding. Her Cane Center said there's about a
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fifty percent chance that it could become a tropical depression
or a tropical storm the.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Next to forty eight hours of fizzles out.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
We reported this to you yesterday as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
At least seventeen students treated at that middle school in
Studio City over possible overdoses happened at Walter Reed Middle School.
They're in Studio City and they said that that they
were gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
They were gummies. They don't know what was in them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Apparently the first responders were quick to ascertain that it
was not fentanyl. A couple of the kids vomiting and
things like that, so they're trying to figure out what
it was.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
THHCCBD what was in those gummies?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
A Redondo beach man's been charged with drugging and sexually
assaulting nine women at his homes in La County. Guys
accused of a slew of violent sex crime stemming from
incidents that occurred in his homes in Hermosa and Redondo
between twenty nineteen and twenty twenty one. It says that
he furnished a controlled substance to women and caused great
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bodily injury an injury. The woman who died by the
alleged drugging was not identified.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's not known exactly when her death occurred.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Harry Styles has now opened up about Liam Payne's passing. Thursday,
he posted a photo of Liam performing on stage. Is
back to the camera as he faces a sold out crowd.
Harry Styles writing, I'm truly devastated by Liam's passing. His
greatest joy was making other people happy. It was an
honor to be alongside of him as he did it.
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Liam lived wide open, his heart on his sleeve. He
had an energy for life that was infectious, warm, supportive,
incredibly loving.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
All right, here you go Game five tonight between the
Dodgers today Mets today too. Just after two o'clock, I said,
show Hooky Bets, Tani. I love that combined for five hits,
two home runs, five RBI, seven runs scored, and the
Dodgers went over the Mets ten to two last night.
Given the Dodgers a three to one lead in the NL,
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I see what a beautiful baby they would make Show
Hooky Bets Tani, I.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Mean Mookie Bets and Show Hey Atani if they were.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Capable of creating life between the two of them. Do
you remember when we did that story about how trees
sextually reproduce.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, with the birds and the bees that take the
pollen from one tree to the next.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Maybe somebody takes some of the pollen from Show Hey
and puts it in.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Mookie's flower.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go get ready for the game.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
And hey, Gary, where exactly is a man's flower located?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not?
Speaker 8 (04:44):
My inquiring minds.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Want to know where is.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
A man's flower?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Listen, you got to be creative. I guess when you're
going to start making babies between two dudes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, you're the one who wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It, so I did say that they would make a
beautiful child.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You went through the gymnastics apparati to get us there.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, you talked about.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The trees having sex, and then maybe sho Hay slips
his sap into No.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, that's not at all what I saw, Collen.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
No, I said a bee takes his pollen and gives
it to Mookie's five.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And put words in my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I am so sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gast fantasy for play.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
We got four games on the docket this week. If
you pick the winners of all four of them, some
Gary and Shannon Show swag is in your future.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Jacob, have you tallied the freaking scores?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You haven't done it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, I have him though he was on me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Jacob you have been busy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh my gosh, her face is red, Jacob. I don't
know if you can see that, Jacob, you'd.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I am ahead. That's why I asked for the toes.
Uh yeah, And that got you to within a game
of me. I've done the math. You are one game back.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You always got to play.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I was three and one last week, so I just
piped down in there.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I think you need a new hobby.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I do not need a new hobby. I'm winning it
this one.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Jacob has picked all four of these games. What's our
first game, Jacob?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right? Game number one?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We have the Houston Texans going to Green Bay to
take on b Packers.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
What a great game this will be. As we talked
about earlier, the NFC North has been incredible, and there's
talk that all four could make the playoffs for three
wild card games. But as you said earlier, there's a
lot of football left to play, a lot of season left.
Texans with your CJ. Stroud are on fire. But I
like the Packers at home for this one.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
How dare you you can? You can't invoke c J.
Stroud's name and then pick against him just for that.
I am picking the Houston Texans. Jacob, I've got Houston
in this one. Matt, I got the Packers in this one.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I am sure? I got toord in Love is my
fantasy backup?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, you could say that again. Here's the game. Second game,
something about Mookie's fly. I know, all right.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Game two we have the Detroit Lions heading to Minnesota
to take on the Vikings.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh, this is gonna this is.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Gonna be the game because the Vikings are undefeated.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Detroit's only lost one, right I think at four and one,
and they're.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Coming off that trouncing.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
That's the that's the difference for me. Yeah, there's a
certain amount of letdown after you beat somebody as badly
as they beat the Cowboy.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I will take the Vikings at home.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I also have the Vikings at home. Jacob. I gotta
go with Dan Campbell.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, you love Dan Campbell.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Put those tears to work, Matt, Lions, Vikings confused on
this on. I'm gonna go Lions. What's the confusing part?
They're both good? They are both good.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Yes, whoever's gonna win this is probably to take that
very difficult.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Division, well for at least a week, for.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
A week, right at that point.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
All right.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Game three, al right, Game number three, we have the
Kansas City Chiefs going to take on the forty nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Chiefs also undefeated.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
This is a revenge game. But you know what the
Chiefs do. You know what they like to do.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
They like to screw with you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They like to screw with your head and think you
have a chance against them, and then totally f you and.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
The Super Bowl forty nine Ers will be up seventeen
at the half.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No, no, no, I think that. I think the Chiefs. Let
them have this one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh you think, just just to f with them and
then f them again in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh, just like every.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Other time, right in the mookie flower, right in the flower.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, you gotta stop doing that. You're getting me in trouble.
You need to back up. All right. I take the
forty nine.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Ers at home, forty nine Ers at home, Jacob, I
have the Chiefs, okay, and then courts.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Out of order.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Forty nine Ers, good call?
Speaker 12 (08:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The last game, all right.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
The last game is the primetime game. We have the
New York Jets going to Pittsburgh to play the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
A couple storylines going on here. Remember Aaron Rodgers was
let down by Mike Williams for another week, another potentially
game winning touchdown, and he brought in DeVante Adams from
the Raiders. They're reuniting. They were in Green Bay together.
Excellent chemistry. He's going to make an impact right away.
The Steelers, by the way, are a locker.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Room in distress.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Russell Wilson gets to start for the Steelers, and I've
got word that a lot of the players are kind
of pissed off about justin Fields being benched here.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So I'll take the Jets going in.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
To the Pittsburgh Steelers home, which is a very hard
place to win. But I like the Jets.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I like the Steelers, Jacob. I've got the Jets.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
And Matt Steelers, Steelers all right, So good mix, Yeah,
good mix.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, that's a good call again.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Texans, Packers, Lions, Vikings, Chiefs, Niners, Jets, Steelers. Those four
games will throw them up on Twitter so that you
can choose that or make your pick by using the
hashtag gas fantasy the number four play and again if
you pick all four correctly, you got some Gary Shannon
Show swag coming up to.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
By Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Longtime of listener here.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I just wanted to let you guys know that after
all these years, I didn't know that the story of
the birds and the bees really meant slipping your sap
into your flower.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Either always learned something new every day. Take care, Thank you.
It's not what I intended to mean. Hi, Gary, Hey,
Hey Shannon. Okay, So this week I learned that Shannon
is a kook. Hmm, but it's my kind of crazy.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
I'll love her all right, have a good weekend, Go Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Good night now forty nine ers.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Oh, that would probably get me taken off right, all right, we'll.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Still let me Shannon.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I love you too, you do.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah. This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I
learned that Gary for months has been rehearsing an adult
theater production and didn't tell anyone.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, what the heck? Betrayal and he's never seen SPU
What the heck? Yeah, those were two big shocks.
Speaker 14 (11:15):
This week I learned Gary has been cast and been
rehearsing for an adult theater role and he's been keeping
any secret for everybody. Yeah, so none of his royal
listeners huh even know where the production is going to be.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Just as hurt to all hurt. It's all hurts.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It's three weeks away. The news will be because the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You've been rehearsing, you didn't tell us.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
The last time I started rehearsing, the play got pulled
out from underneath us.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
This week I learned that the Gury and Channon Show
is not actually CPS News and here all this time
I thought it was learned something new this week, thank you.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
This week on Gary Shannon Show, I learned that humans
and chimpanzees share ninety eight eight percent of their DNA,
while similar animals like the African and Indian elephants share less.
And then, as Shannon pointed out, one hundred percent of
the DNA of clones are alike, like Jango and both
of Anyway, I'll off from Nowie'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'll see why. That's great.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What I learned on this week's Gary and Shannon is
that Shannon's.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Mom made really good meatballs, and that Mark Garregos is
a trash person. Oh wait, I already.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Knew it is a trash Birdie.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hey, guys.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
a lot of interesting things which may or may not
be true, but one that jumped out at me was
Shannon letting slip that Gary has a mesh top it
causes his nipples to slip out. I think it would
be interesting if we could see a pick that have
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a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, okay, so there is a picture that exists, but
it was banned by Gary's wife several years ago. It
would make the rounds every now and again around here,
and she put the uh the kabash on that because
it was a black mesh top go on and it
was like from Hot Topic circa nineteen ninety five, and
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the nipples were fully exposed.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
The holes in.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The mesh top were big enough to wear the nipples
loose knit, Yes, loose knit to show the nips. So
everybody you work with has seen your nipples.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Hey, Gary, Happy Friday, scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm here to tell you what I learned this week.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
And I learned what I'll never be able to unfear.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Mookies flowers pick.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Sorry, Yeah, this is what I learned on Gary and
Shannon early thing. I don't know if it's Wednesdays or
what day it is, but I learned that Gary and
Shannon work in a nursery. They know all about plants
and flowers.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
My cheek chair from laughing.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
By that.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It was kind of a creepy laugh.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Morning, Gary and Shannon. What I have learned this week
and perhaps weeks prior is that you should do a
show segment on mental health and have a psychologist come
in and examine the two of you. You're the best,
but you all have problems.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
I think Shannon is pre menopausal and Gary is getting
ready to go into.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
His so he can also have what is considered like
a pyramid this so.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh man.
Speaker 16 (14:58):
I learned so much this week on the Gary and
Shannon Sell. I learned a new word, amazonification. I learned
another new word from Shannon snakeologist, which I guess she's
not because she wouldn't know that there's no such thing
as a garden snake. It's a garter right right. And
I learned when the next earthquake comes, the wife and
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I need to settle down for a good old fashioned
tectonic silk.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, maybe you were saying garden variety snake.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, I was saying guard I do it all the time,
and I know it's wrong. I don't know I still
do it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I got to know the rules to break the rod down.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
What I learned from the Gary and Shannon show this
week is that I just love when we can go
a full week with how Shannon having to take off
for another suspension day.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I love you, Shannon, Hey, Gary and Shannon. What I
had learned this week is that Spannon and Gary's dog
has something in common. Neither one have testicles, and I'm
not sure if Gary does.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You guys have great I think you talk about it
if you were missing this.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah, hello there.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
This is what I've learned this week on the Gary
and Shennon show. I learned about house trees reproduce. It
involves I believe, pine cones and stuff like that. I
also learned about Gary Hoffman and his woman, how should
I put it? Woman reproductive seminars.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
I also learned that Shannon was a little bit picked
off about learning about his upcoming adult theater play. You know,
she should have known it a couple of weeks ago,
but no, he was a little late in telling her.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm late, we all three weeks now. It's the it's
the deception of the omission.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
I learned from Gary and Shannon This week was the
funniest thing I've ever heard Shannon talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We're Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well played, Hungary and Shannon is it's not you and
I it's you and.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right, good stuff, guys, Very well rounded, very well
rounded week.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So what are these what are these called?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
These are these are called the nine news Nuggets? You
need to know their stories that slip through the cracks
when we were covering things like you hiding your adult
theater hood, Mookie's flower, Mookie's flower, the chimps DNA and
our DNA nearly matching up.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Here's honorable mention, Honorable mention.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Serving with you.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Motive.
Speaker 15 (17:59):
So today were holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorplementation.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I do often think of how society has changed over
the decades, right, I don't think this story would have
ever happened pre prior to say, nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, when we were kids, it wasn't even food they
served us. But anyway, Denver Public Schools yesterday confesses to
parents that the district had an incident.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
The incident was kids were served ham and cheese croissants
for breakfast that were labeled vegetarian now despite the first
word of a ham and cheese croissant being ham, right.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But it didn't say ham and she's croissant. It said
vegetarian on whatever label was on these things. And if
you're Jewish or if you're a Muslim, that's a problem.
It doesn't matter for people like you and I. It's like,
who cares what your kids are going to eat? Give
them whatever, But it does matter for some religions.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Food and Nutrition Services in the Denver Public Schools says
they're going to beef up their recipe and menu reviews
and label items that contain pork, specifically number nine, number nine.
Speaker 13 (19:18):
I did nine places if a copy dirty nine times
out of tennis partners dirty two and.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
I speak nine languages right basically everybody at table.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Then I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 14 (19:28):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Did I catch at niner?
Speaker 14 (19:30):
In there?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Were you calling from all walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You were singing Alanis morrisse at earlier? Weren't you?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You were? I would never were you singing? Ironic?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Isn't that ironic that I would be singing something I
would never sing?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hmmm, I don't know if this is a bit of irony. Okay,
a brand new fire station in Germany, Berlin was destroyed
in a fire. That's not the irony. Well, it is
a little bit of irony. But here's more. It turns
out the new fire station did not have a fire
alarm system. What I'll let you pronounce the rest stad Telandorf,
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that's the fire station stad Tehlendorf fire station in hesse
Hess Sure.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
They said that they lost probably about twenty five dollars
worth of equipment and property in the fire station that
didn't have a fires a fire alarm.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
How does that happen?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Fire? Or how do you not put a fire?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
I think the assumption is that everybody's going to be
someone's going to be awake the whole time in that house, sorry,
in the fire station.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But that's not true.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's why they have the fire alarm go off when
there's a fire alarm, and then they all wake up
and they stretch and they jump on the pole.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
There's not a lot of time to stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, you put on your coveralls, overalls, turnouts, turnouts. Yeah,
watch a lot of firefighter shows. Do you you know
what fire country is back? I think today?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
So I'm excited about that just in time for the
red flag warnings posted posted around California.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
A child is bold every eight.
Speaker 13 (21:22):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Here before we get to number eight, I have a
bit of breaking news. The entire nation of Cuba has
no power right now. Really, Cuba's energy ministry says ten
million people without power after one of the main power
plants failed. There's no word when it will be repaired.
Apparently they've had rolling blackouts for months. But the entire
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nation island of Cuba no power.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Ten million.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
In the Shoshone National Forest in Wyoming, they have a
problem with carcasses of fallen horses. One of the problems
is grizzly bears will come and feed on them. So
one of the things that the rangers in the Shoshone
National Forests do is they blow up the horses. Now
they've decided to stop the practice of blowing up the
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horses because of the potential fire danger.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
So now what are they going to do?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Maybe just allow the bears to tear apart the horse carcasses.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What a horse show that would be made to watch
a bear eat a dead.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Horse that's been there for a while.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But do you think that they were listening to the
show and that's where they came up with the idea
of blowing up the horses.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son we're.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
On with seven days would have gone.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Seven seven years of college.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Don't to drain seven days? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
School children in Ireland, Waterford County to be exact or no,
Dungarvin County, Waterford have been involved in a remarkable scientific
endeavor tracking brent geese.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
They were tagged in Ireland and they've been making their
way to and from the Canadian Arctic.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But there was an unexpected twist when a hunter living
in the Polar region ended up shooting and eating one
of the geese.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
He said, the reason why we hunt today he is inook.
I think that is how you say it. Indigenous peoples
that inhabit the Arctic Circle area live way up north Devon.
Mannick says, the reason why we hunt today is because
it is so expensive to live up here in Arctic
Canada without hunting.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
All of the food has to be shipped up.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
We hunt the geese subsistently as they are passing by,
and he wrote it tasted good. Mother and grandmother really
love geese, so they'll cook them up and I'll have
some as well.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I went to Waterford, the town in Waterford County in Ireland,
because of the beautiful crystal. I love Waterford crystal. My
family had Waterford crystal. Bunch of Irish people.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I realized you were so I falutin.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Well, you know, like it's been passed on in the
family for a long time. I had Kmark crystal in
my family. It was actually plastic.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Did you have corningwhear too?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I did have. I still have a lot of corner there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, it's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Anyway, I went to Waterford thinking it was going to be beautiful,
just like the crystal.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It is not. It's an industrial city.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
And it is gray and getting great.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It is exactly that. All I remember is gray.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You're number six. I got six, You got six, She
got six, number six.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
There's six more weeks of water What picture of me
a rabbi and six drunken longshom Why w.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I don't have to drive take that drink another six pack?
Number this if you've ever heard of a scream test.
There's a large speaker in a suburb of Philly, South Phillies,
where I was born and bred. There was a big
speaker that was blaring out disembodied howls. They said it
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was an unusual test that was conducted for a civil
lawsuit against the city, and these desperate, blood curdling screams
from a woman in distress were so disturbing that people
have ordered They went to a court to order them stopped.
The attorneys who led this test have to now apologize
to residents and businesses in the area. This is a
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story basically a lawsuit by Turmaine Hicks suing the city
over a wrongful conviction for rape. Hicks's conviction was overturned
a few years ago, and he subsequently sued the city,
saying that the officers who responded to the scene shot
him and then framed him for a crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Part of the fight in the case is whether Termaine Hicks,
who has insisted he was a good samaritan trying to
help the victim, not the attacker could have hurt a
woman screaming for help from two blocks away, so his
lawyers devised a test, and with no warning to the
people who live and work near this area of South Philly,
the lawyers played a loop recording of a woman's screaming
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at one hundred and twenty two decipels for an hour
at five thirty am.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Needless to say, the people who did hear it were
freaked out by it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
They called the cop just.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
A news stunt, right, yeah, some lawyers.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Number five for five. I have five rules. We begin
bombing in five minute time.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Five monkeys.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Loose five pounds immediately. I mean, it is just a
more ae.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But it looks prehistoric. It looks like it's out of beetlejuice,
doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
California Department of Fishing Wildlife says that this thing that
washed up on a beach here in southern Califoria really
no Dana point hell No, is a weirdly bleached out
more a eel that has lost a little bit of
its form. So it looks weird and it's the wrong color,
so people think it's a prehistoric monster.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yes, it's a eel. Number four for minute.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now commandment number four. This isn't the same world you
left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So these robot vacuums have apparently been hacked in some
cases here multiple US cities, the reports have come from
that the robots have been hacked, and one man reporting
that his vacuum started yelling racial slurs at him. I
would love for my roomba or zoomba or whatever it's called.
Is it roomba Zumba's exercise room? But if my roombas
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are swearing at me, oh my god, I'd give anything
for that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And it started chasing you around the house.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It does already chase me bang in it's back, very
creepy how it follows me.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Here's number three shall.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Be the nomb count and the number of the counting
shall be.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Three within three hours three.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
All three of you three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your nat born live.
After about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Three.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Polygamy is illegal in Japan, but that has not stopped
Ryota Watanabi. He lives in Hokkaido in Japan. He's not
been working for the last ten years because he's been
fathering dozens of children with six different partners.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Is this I just want to spread my seed kind
of guy?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Something like that. He says he wants to become the
god of marriage. Eventually he's married.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The father of IVF.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
He's married to the uh to four four of these
women and has UH so he's got those two and
he's got our four sorry, and then two girlfriends on
the side.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Sides.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I guess it would be many sides, many sides. Number two,
what's going on?
Speaker 13 (28:55):
You?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Two?
Speaker 16 (28:57):
One?
Speaker 11 (28:57):
Two?
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Two people?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Palm Bay, Florida sounds beautiful, doesn't it. Well, the city
of Palm Bay is under fire for being under a
bunch of number two.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
The city dumped almost five hundred thousand gallons of sewage
during Hurricane Milton's taking. Apparently the infrastructure failed and lift
stations overflowed all over the city.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Just sewage in the streets.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Baby, mmm mmmmm, what's that smell?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
There's number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Number one?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, a guy.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Probably didn't know that there was something going on down
in his pants. Seventy eight year old guy had passed away,
donated his body to science, and as they are dissecting
his body to learn more about the human anatomy, they
find that he had a condition known as triphilia.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Huh, what's that?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Only seen in one human for the first time in
twenty twenty. Ever, this is now the second and it
was in a dead body. First one was in a
live baby. Triphilia three penises.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And he did not know he had three penises.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
In this case, they said he had one, Hello, but.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
The other two, Hello iron, your penis were.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Built in sort of on the inside of his body.
And the reason they even say that that's what it
was is it had all of the.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Can you stop doing that with your hands blood.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Chambers that exist in the male organs.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So wait, when the main guy would get go on action, right,
would he feel?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Great? Question?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Because they say they this guy never reported it. It's
not in any of his medical records.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But I thought that was just normal to feel that
kind of pressure right there.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
They also had urethras. The other two also had urethras,
but that they connected to the main urethra.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wow, does that mean he had an extra strong bladder.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
No, it just means that there was extra two being.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That is very interesting piping.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Because if it had blocked off, I mean, if it
didn't connect to the main one, they could I mean,
he would have just had infections left and right for
the rest.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Of his life.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Right, so he probably would not have survived.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
So in the other case, did the penises come out
or did they stay in?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
In the baby case, they removed them.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Ah, yeah, I think that you would have to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, or you know, you got a career as a
circus performer.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What kind of circus are you going?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's weird circus. Yeah, all right, okay, I think we
should go. I think we should leave it at three
penises and go on home.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Now again, John's going to be just acted today.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh, he is going to be distracted because this is uh.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
This is Stewart.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
I it's an elimination game, as they say, which means
he may have to eliminate before that game is over.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He came in here wondering if we were going to
this event on Sunday because he's already given up.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Interesting, he's given up.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Because if the Mets do win, then we play in
La on Sunday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Sunday, Sunday Sunday and Monday Sunday, and maybe if you
have to, right, all right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Can't believe he's given up on the Mets.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
John Covinz is up next, Mookie Flowers Day Drive.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Everybody call yourself a fan.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
The iHeartRadio app. What else is going on?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Time four? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (00:12):
What?
Speaker 6 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, we talked about the takedown of Hamas leader ya
Ya Sinwar and about the troops kind of mistakenly finding
him going on that kind of looks like the leader
of Hamas over there, And it turned out that it
was those soldiers, by the way, were trainee infantry commanders
and reservists, basically a rookie unit, rookie soldiers that stumbled
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across this guy.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah, and I wonder if that's more of a testament
to the fact that they were kind of hiding in
plain sight. They found him in a place they didn't
expect to find him. The assumption was that he and
other leaders of Hamas were going to be living in
these underground tunnels forever, if they were still in Gaza,
if they were able to get out and go to
Iran or someplace like that, but they didn't expect to
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just find him there.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
North Korean troops are apparently being sent to Russia to
help fight in the war in Ukraine. In a statement today,
South Korea's National Intelligence Service at North Korea sent fifteen
hundred Special Forces troops to Russia for training. This, of course,
a day after Voldemar Zelensky accused North Korea of preparing
to send about ten thousand troops to Ukraine to fight
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alongside Russian forces.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
NATO has said they're very worried about this situation.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, Nadine looks like it's going to fizzle out, but
hurricane experts warned that another major storm has a pretty
good shot of replacing it. The new storm, labeled invest
a ninety five L that's catchy, could hit Central America
and Mexico over the weekend. Could cause some heavy rains
and potential flooding. Her Cane Center said there's about a
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fifty percent chance that it could become a tropical depression
or a tropical storm the.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Next to forty eight hours of fizzles out.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
We reported this to you yesterday as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
At least seventeen students treated at that middle school in
Studio City over possible overdoses happened at Walter Reed Middle School.
They're in Studio City and they said that that they
were gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
They were gummies. They don't know what was in them.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Apparently the first responders were quick to ascertain that it
was not fentanyl. A couple of the kids vomiting and
things like that, so they're trying to figure out what
it was.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
THHCCBD what was in those gummies?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
A Redondo beach man's been charged with drugging and sexually
assaulting nine women at his homes in La County. Guys
accused of a slew of violent sex crime stemming from
incidents that occurred in his homes in Hermosa and Redondo
between twenty nineteen and twenty twenty one. It says that
he furnished a controlled substance to women and caused great
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bodily injury an injury. The woman who died by the
alleged drugging was not identified.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's not known exactly when her death occurred.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Harry Styles has now opened up about Liam Payne's passing. Thursday,
he posted a photo of Liam performing on stage. Is
back to the camera as he faces a sold out crowd.
Harry Styles writing, I'm truly devastated by Liam's passing. His
greatest joy was making other people happy. It was an
honor to be alongside of him as he did it.
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Liam lived wide open, his heart on his sleeve. He
had an energy for life that was infectious, warm, supportive,
incredibly loving.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
All right, here you go Game five tonight between the
Dodgers today Mets today too. Just after two o'clock, I said,
show Hooky Bets, Tani. I love that combined for five hits,
two home runs, five RBI, seven runs scored, and the
Dodgers went over the Mets ten to two last night.
Given the Dodgers a three to one lead in the NL,
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I see what a beautiful baby they would make Show
Hooky Bets Tani, I.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Mean Mookie Bets and Show Hey Atani if they were.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Capable of creating life between the two of them. Do
you remember when we did that story about how trees
sextually reproduce.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, with the birds and the bees that take the
pollen from one tree to the next.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Maybe somebody takes some of the pollen from Show Hey
and puts it in.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Mookie's flower.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go get ready for the game.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
And hey, Gary, where exactly is a man's flower located?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not?
Speaker 8 (04:44):
My inquiring minds.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Want to know where is.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
A man's flower?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Listen, you got to be creative. I guess when you're
going to start making babies between two dudes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, you're the one who wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It, so I did say that they would make a
beautiful child.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You went through the gymnastics apparati to get us there.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, you talked about.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The trees having sex, and then maybe sho Hay slips
his sap into No.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, that's not at all what I saw, Collen.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
No, I said a bee takes his pollen and gives
it to Mookie's five.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And put words in my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I am so sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gast fantasy for play.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
We got four games on the docket this week. If
you pick the winners of all four of them, some
Gary and Shannon Show swag is in your future.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Jacob, have you tallied the freaking scores?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You haven't done it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, I have him though he was on me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Jacob you have been busy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh my gosh, her face is red, Jacob. I don't
know if you can see that, Jacob, you'd.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I am ahead. That's why I asked for the toes.
Uh yeah, And that got you to within a game
of me. I've done the math. You are one game back.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You always got to play.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I was three and one last week, so I just
piped down in there.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I think you need a new hobby.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I do not need a new hobby. I'm winning it
this one.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Jacob has picked all four of these games. What's our
first game, Jacob?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right? Game number one?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We have the Houston Texans going to Green Bay to
take on b Packers.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
What a great game this will be. As we talked
about earlier, the NFC North has been incredible, and there's
talk that all four could make the playoffs for three
wild card games. But as you said earlier, there's a
lot of football left to play, a lot of season left.
Texans with your CJ. Stroud are on fire. But I
like the Packers at home for this one.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
How dare you you can? You can't invoke c J.
Stroud's name and then pick against him just for that.
I am picking the Houston Texans. Jacob, I've got Houston
in this one. Matt, I got the Packers in this one.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I am sure? I got toord in Love is my
fantasy backup?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, you could say that again. Here's the game. Second game,
something about Mookie's fly. I know, all right.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Game two we have the Detroit Lions heading to Minnesota
to take on the Vikings.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh, this is gonna this is.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Gonna be the game because the Vikings are undefeated.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Detroit's only lost one, right I think at four and one,
and they're.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Coming off that trouncing.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
That's the that's the difference for me. Yeah, there's a
certain amount of letdown after you beat somebody as badly
as they beat the Cowboy.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I will take the Vikings at home.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I also have the Vikings at home. Jacob. I gotta
go with Dan Campbell.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, you love Dan Campbell.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Put those tears to work, Matt, Lions, Vikings confused on
this on. I'm gonna go Lions. What's the confusing part?
They're both good? They are both good.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Yes, whoever's gonna win this is probably to take that
very difficult.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Division, well for at least a week, for.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
A week, right at that point.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
All right.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Game three, al right, Game number three, we have the
Kansas City Chiefs going to take on the forty nine Ers.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Chiefs also undefeated.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
This is a revenge game. But you know what the
Chiefs do. You know what they like to do.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
They like to screw with you.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They like to screw with your head and think you
have a chance against them, and then totally f you and.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
The Super Bowl forty nine Ers will be up seventeen
at the half.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No, no, no, I think that. I think the Chiefs. Let
them have this one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh you think, just just to f with them and
then f them again in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh, just like every.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Other time, right in the mookie flower, right in the flower.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, you gotta stop doing that. You're getting me in trouble.
You need to back up. All right. I take the
forty nine.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Ers at home, forty nine Ers at home, Jacob, I
have the Chiefs, okay, and then courts.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Out of order.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Forty nine Ers, good call?
Speaker 12 (08:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The last game, all right.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
The last game is the primetime game. We have the
New York Jets going to Pittsburgh to play the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
A couple storylines going on here. Remember Aaron Rodgers was
let down by Mike Williams for another week, another potentially
game winning touchdown, and he brought in DeVante Adams from
the Raiders. They're reuniting. They were in Green Bay together.
Excellent chemistry. He's going to make an impact right away.
The Steelers, by the way, are a locker.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Room in distress.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Russell Wilson gets to start for the Steelers, and I've
got word that a lot of the players are kind
of pissed off about justin Fields being benched here.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So I'll take the Jets going in.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
To the Pittsburgh Steelers home, which is a very hard
place to win. But I like the Jets.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I like the Steelers, Jacob. I've got the Jets.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
And Matt Steelers, Steelers all right, So good mix, Yeah,
good mix.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, that's a good call again.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Texans, Packers, Lions, Vikings, Chiefs, Niners, Jets, Steelers. Those four
games will throw them up on Twitter so that you
can choose that or make your pick by using the
hashtag gas fantasy the number four play and again if
you pick all four correctly, you got some Gary Shannon
Show swag coming up to.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
By Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Longtime of listener here.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I just wanted to let you guys know that after
all these years, I didn't know that the story of
the birds and the bees really meant slipping your sap
into your flower.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Either always learned something new every day. Take care, Thank you.
It's not what I intended to mean. Hi, Gary, Hey,
Hey Shannon. Okay, So this week I learned that Shannon
is a kook. Hmm, but it's my kind of crazy.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
I'll love her all right, have a good weekend, Go Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Good night now forty nine ers.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Oh, that would probably get me taken off right, all right, we'll.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Still let me Shannon.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I love you too, you do.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah. This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I
learned that Gary for months has been rehearsing an adult
theater production and didn't tell anyone.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, what the heck? Betrayal and he's never seen SPU
What the heck? Yeah, those were two big shocks.
Speaker 14 (11:15):
This week I learned Gary has been cast and been
rehearsing for an adult theater role and he's been keeping
any secret for everybody. Yeah, so none of his royal
listeners huh even know where the production is going to be.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Just as hurt to all hurt. It's all hurts.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It's three weeks away. The news will be because the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You've been rehearsing, you didn't tell us.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
The last time I started rehearsing, the play got pulled
out from underneath us.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
This week I learned that the Gury and Channon Show
is not actually CPS News and here all this time
I thought it was learned something new this week, thank you.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
This week on Gary Shannon Show, I learned that humans
and chimpanzees share ninety eight eight percent of their DNA,
while similar animals like the African and Indian elephants share less.
And then, as Shannon pointed out, one hundred percent of
the DNA of clones are alike, like Jango and both
of Anyway, I'll off from Nowie'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I'll see why. That's great.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What I learned on this week's Gary and Shannon is
that Shannon's.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Mom made really good meatballs, and that Mark Garregos is
a trash person. Oh wait, I already.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Knew it is a trash Birdie.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hey, guys.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
a lot of interesting things which may or may not
be true, but one that jumped out at me was
Shannon letting slip that Gary has a mesh top it
causes his nipples to slip out. I think it would
be interesting if we could see a pick that have
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a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, okay, so there is a picture that exists, but
it was banned by Gary's wife several years ago. It
would make the rounds every now and again around here,
and she put the uh the kabash on that because
it was a black mesh top go on and it
was like from Hot Topic circa nineteen ninety five, and
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the nipples were fully exposed.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
The holes in.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The mesh top were big enough to wear the nipples
loose knit, Yes, loose knit to show the nips. So
everybody you work with has seen your nipples.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Hey, Gary, Happy Friday, scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm here to tell you what I learned this week.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
And I learned what I'll never be able to unfear.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Mookies flowers pick.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Sorry, Yeah, this is what I learned on Gary and
Shannon early thing. I don't know if it's Wednesdays or
what day it is, but I learned that Gary and
Shannon work in a nursery. They know all about plants
and flowers.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
My cheek chair from laughing.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
By that.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It was kind of a creepy laugh.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Morning, Gary and Shannon. What I have learned this week
and perhaps weeks prior is that you should do a
show segment on mental health and have a psychologist come
in and examine the two of you. You're the best,
but you all have problems.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
I think Shannon is pre menopausal and Gary is getting
ready to go into.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
His so he can also have what is considered like
a pyramid this so.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh man.
Speaker 16 (14:58):
I learned so much this week on the Gary and
Shannon Sell. I learned a new word, amazonification. I learned
another new word from Shannon snakeologist, which I guess she's
not because she wouldn't know that there's no such thing
as a garden snake. It's a garter right right. And
I learned when the next earthquake comes, the wife and
(15:19):
I need to settle down for a good old fashioned
tectonic silk.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, maybe you were saying garden variety snake.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, I was saying guard I do it all the time,
and I know it's wrong. I don't know I still
do it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I got to know the rules to break the rod down.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
What I learned from the Gary and Shannon show this
week is that I just love when we can go
a full week with how Shannon having to take off
for another suspension day.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I love you, Shannon, Hey, Gary and Shannon. What I
had learned this week is that Spannon and Gary's dog
has something in common. Neither one have testicles, and I'm
not sure if Gary does.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You guys have great I think you talk about it
if you were missing this.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah, hello there.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
This is what I've learned this week on the Gary
and Shennon show. I learned about house trees reproduce. It
involves I believe, pine cones and stuff like that. I
also learned about Gary Hoffman and his woman, how should
I put it? Woman reproductive seminars.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
I also learned that Shannon was a little bit picked
off about learning about his upcoming adult theater play. You know,
she should have known it a couple of weeks ago,
but no, he was a little late in telling her.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm late, we all three weeks now. It's the it's
the deception of the omission.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
I learned from Gary and Shannon This week was the
funniest thing I've ever heard Shannon talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We're Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well played, Hungary and Shannon is it's not you and
I it's you and.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right, good stuff, guys, Very well rounded, very well
rounded week.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So what are these what are these called?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
These are these are called the nine news Nuggets? You
need to know their stories that slip through the cracks
when we were covering things like you hiding your adult
theater hood, Mookie's flower, Mookie's flower, the chimps DNA and
our DNA nearly matching up.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Here's honorable mention, Honorable mention.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Serving with you.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Motive.
Speaker 15 (17:59):
So today were holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorplementation.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I do often think of how society has changed over
the decades, right, I don't think this story would have
ever happened pre prior to say, nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, when we were kids, it wasn't even food they
served us. But anyway, Denver Public Schools yesterday confesses to
parents that the district had an incident.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
The incident was kids were served ham and cheese croissants
for breakfast that were labeled vegetarian now despite the first
word of a ham and cheese croissant being ham, right.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
But it didn't say ham and she's croissant. It said
vegetarian on whatever label was on these things. And if
you're Jewish or if you're a Muslim, that's a problem.
It doesn't matter for people like you and I. It's like,
who cares what your kids are going to eat? Give
them whatever, But it does matter for some religions.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Food and Nutrition Services in the Denver Public Schools says
they're going to beef up their recipe and menu reviews
and label items that contain pork, specifically number nine, number nine.
Speaker 13 (19:18):
I did nine places if a copy dirty nine times
out of tennis partners dirty two and.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
I speak nine languages right basically everybody at table.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Then I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 14 (19:28):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Did I catch at niner?
Speaker 14 (19:30):
In there?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Were you calling from all walkie talking?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You were singing Alanis morrisse at earlier? Weren't you?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You were? I would never were you singing? Ironic?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Isn't that ironic that I would be singing something I
would never sing?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hmmm, I don't know if this is a bit of irony. Okay,
a brand new fire station in Germany, Berlin was destroyed
in a fire. That's not the irony. Well, it is
a little bit of irony. But here's more. It turns
out the new fire station did not have a fire
alarm system. What I'll let you pronounce the rest stad Telandorf,
(20:11):
that's the fire station stad Tehlendorf fire station in hesse
Hess Sure.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
They said that they lost probably about twenty five dollars
worth of equipment and property in the fire station that
didn't have a fires a fire alarm.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
How does that happen?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Fire? Or how do you not put a fire?
Speaker 7 (20:36):
I think the assumption is that everybody's going to be
someone's going to be awake the whole time in that house, sorry,
in the fire station.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But that's not true.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's why they have the fire alarm go off when
there's a fire alarm, and then they all wake up
and they stretch and they jump on the pole.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
There's not a lot of time to stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, you put on your coveralls, overalls, turnouts, turnouts. Yeah,
watch a lot of firefighter shows. Do you you know
what fire country is back? I think today?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
So I'm excited about that just in time for the
red flag warnings posted posted around California.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Here's number eight.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
A child is bold every eight.
Speaker 13 (21:22):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Here before we get to number eight, I have a
bit of breaking news. The entire nation of Cuba has
no power right now. Really, Cuba's energy ministry says ten
million people without power after one of the main power
plants failed. There's no word when it will be repaired.
Apparently they've had rolling blackouts for months. But the entire
(21:48):
nation island of Cuba no power.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Ten million.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
In the Shoshone National Forest in Wyoming, they have a
problem with carcasses of fallen horses. One of the problems
is grizzly bears will come and feed on them. So
one of the things that the rangers in the Shoshone
National Forests do is they blow up the horses. Now
they've decided to stop the practice of blowing up the
(22:16):
horses because of the potential fire danger.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
So now what are they going to do?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Maybe just allow the bears to tear apart the horse carcasses.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What a horse show that would be made to watch
a bear eat a dead.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Horse that's been there for a while.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But do you think that they were listening to the
show and that's where they came up with the idea
of blowing up the horses.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son we're.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
On with seven days would have gone.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Seven seven years of college.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Don't to drain seven days? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
School children in Ireland, Waterford County to be exact or no,
Dungarvin County, Waterford have been involved in a remarkable scientific
endeavor tracking brent geese.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
They were tagged in Ireland and they've been making their
way to and from the Canadian Arctic.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
But there was an unexpected twist when a hunter living
in the Polar region ended up shooting and eating one
of the geese.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
He said, the reason why we hunt today he is inook.
I think that is how you say it. Indigenous peoples
that inhabit the Arctic Circle area live way up north Devon.
Mannick says, the reason why we hunt today is because
it is so expensive to live up here in Arctic
Canada without hunting.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
All of the food has to be shipped up.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
We hunt the geese subsistently as they are passing by,
and he wrote it tasted good. Mother and grandmother really
love geese, so they'll cook them up and I'll have
some as well.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I went to Waterford, the town in Waterford County in Ireland,
because of the beautiful crystal. I love Waterford crystal. My
family had Waterford crystal. Bunch of Irish people.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I realized you were so I falutin.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Well, you know, like it's been passed on in the
family for a long time. I had Kmark crystal in
my family. It was actually plastic.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Did you have corningwhear too?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I did have. I still have a lot of corner there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, it's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Anyway, I went to Waterford thinking it was going to be beautiful,
just like the crystal.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It is not. It's an industrial city.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
And it is gray and getting great.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It is exactly that. All I remember is gray.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You're number six. I got six, You got six, She
got six, number six.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
There's six more weeks of water What picture of me
a rabbi and six drunken longshom Why w.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I don't have to drive take that drink another six pack?
Number this if you've ever heard of a scream test.
There's a large speaker in a suburb of Philly, South Phillies,
where I was born and bred. There was a big
speaker that was blaring out disembodied howls. They said it
(25:17):
was an unusual test that was conducted for a civil
lawsuit against the city, and these desperate, blood curdling screams
from a woman in distress were so disturbing that people
have ordered They went to a court to order them stopped.
The attorneys who led this test have to now apologize
to residents and businesses in the area. This is a
(25:41):
story basically a lawsuit by Turmaine Hicks suing the city
over a wrongful conviction for rape. Hicks's conviction was overturned
a few years ago, and he subsequently sued the city,
saying that the officers who responded to the scene shot
him and then framed him for a crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Part of the fight in the case is whether Termaine Hicks,
who has insisted he was a good samaritan trying to
help the victim, not the attacker could have hurt a
woman screaming for help from two blocks away, so his
lawyers devised a test, and with no warning to the
people who live and work near this area of South Philly,
the lawyers played a loop recording of a woman's screaming
(26:19):
at one hundred and twenty two decipels for an hour
at five thirty am.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Needless to say, the people who did hear it were
freaked out by it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
They called the cop just.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
A news stunt, right, yeah, some lawyers.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Number five for five. I have five rules. We begin
bombing in five minute time.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Five monkeys.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Five would be a favorite.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Loose five pounds immediately. I mean, it is just a
more ae.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But it looks prehistoric. It looks like it's out of beetlejuice,
doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
California Department of Fishing Wildlife says that this thing that
washed up on a beach here in southern Califoria really
no Dana point hell No, is a weirdly bleached out
more a eel that has lost a little bit of
its form. So it looks weird and it's the wrong color,
so people think it's a prehistoric monster.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yes, it's a eel. Number four for minute.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now commandment number four. This isn't the same world you
left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So these robot vacuums have apparently been hacked in some
cases here multiple US cities, the reports have come from
that the robots have been hacked, and one man reporting
that his vacuum started yelling racial slurs at him. I
would love for my roomba or zoomba or whatever it's called.
Is it roomba Zumba's exercise room? But if my roombas
(27:44):
are swearing at me, oh my god, I'd give anything
for that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And it started chasing you around the house.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It does already chase me bang in it's back, very
creepy how it follows me.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Here's number three shall.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Be the nomb count and the number of the counting
shall be.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Three within three hours three.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
All three of you three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your nat born live.
After about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Three.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Polygamy is illegal in Japan, but that has not stopped
Ryota Watanabi. He lives in Hokkaido in Japan. He's not
been working for the last ten years because he's been
fathering dozens of children with six different partners.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Is this I just want to spread my seed kind
of guy?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Something like that. He says he wants to become the
god of marriage. Eventually he's married.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The father of IVF.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
He's married to the uh to four four of these
women and has UH so he's got those two and
he's got our four sorry, and then two girlfriends on
the side.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Sides.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I guess it would be many sides, many sides. Number two,
what's going on?
Speaker 13 (28:55):
You?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Two?
Speaker 16 (28:57):
One?
Speaker 11 (28:57):
Two?
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Two people?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Palm Bay, Florida sounds beautiful, doesn't it. Well, the city
of Palm Bay is under fire for being under a
bunch of number two.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
The city dumped almost five hundred thousand gallons of sewage
during Hurricane Milton's taking. Apparently the infrastructure failed and lift
stations overflowed all over the city.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Just sewage in the streets.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Baby, mmm mmmmm, what's that smell?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
There's number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Number one?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, a guy.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Probably didn't know that there was something going on down
in his pants. Seventy eight year old guy had passed away,
donated his body to science, and as they are dissecting
his body to learn more about the human anatomy, they
find that he had a condition known as triphilia.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Huh, what's that?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Only seen in one human for the first time in
twenty twenty. Ever, this is now the second and it
was in a dead body. First one was in a
live baby. Triphilia three penises.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And he did not know he had three penises.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
In this case, they said he had one, Hello, but.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
The other two, Hello iron, your penis were.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Built in sort of on the inside of his body.
And the reason they even say that that's what it
was is it had all of the.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Can you stop doing that with your hands blood.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Chambers that exist in the male organs.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So wait, when the main guy would get go on action, right,
would he feel?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Great? Question?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Because they say they this guy never reported it. It's
not in any of his medical records.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
But I thought that was just normal to feel that
kind of pressure right there.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
They also had urethras. The other two also had urethras,
but that they connected to the main urethra.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wow, does that mean he had an extra strong bladder.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
No, it just means that there was extra two being.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That is very interesting piping.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Because if it had blocked off, I mean, if it
didn't connect to the main one, they could I mean,
he would have just had infections left and right for
the rest.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Of his life.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Right, so he probably would not have survived.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
So in the other case, did the penises come out
or did they stay in?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
In the baby case, they removed them.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Ah, yeah, I think that you would have to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, or you know, you got a career as a
circus performer.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What kind of circus are you going?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's weird circus. Yeah, all right, okay, I think we
should go. I think we should leave it at three
penises and go on home.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Now again, John's going to be just acted today.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh, he is going to be distracted because this is uh.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
This is Stewart.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
I it's an elimination game, as they say, which means
he may have to eliminate before that game is over.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He came in here wondering if we were going to
this event on Sunday because he's already given up.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Interesting, he's given up.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Because if the Mets do win, then we play in
La on Sunday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Sunday, Sunday Sunday and Monday Sunday, and maybe if you
have to, right, all right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Can't believe he's given up on the Mets.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
John Covinz is up next, Mookie Flowers Day Drive.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Everybody call yourself a fan.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
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