October 25, 2024 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Do you want your jeopardy question?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I realize it's the twelve o'clock hour. It was going
to be the time that I did that. But if we.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do that twelve o'clock hour, then we do it in
the twelve o'clock hour. That's the thing about the twelve
o'clock hour. It keeps you guessing a lot of this
going on. Oh yeah, across the USA for twelve hundred dollars,
Klingman's Dome, the highest point in Tennessee, is also the
highest point on this trail that goes from Georgia to Maine.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Lagers and gentlemen, what is the appalation train?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, we should hike that sometime.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That would be a long hike. Yeah, would do you
mean the whole thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because we don't set limitations on ourselves in the twelve
o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I certainly don't. Sounds like you're having salad.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Because I could see it right in front of it,
chunk of meat in front of you, stone fire, Grille
is is here today. They have brought us some lunch
because it's also National Breadstick Day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, what a what a day to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Stonefire Grill is giving away free breadsticks Fresh Hot
and Delicious. You could go into your local Stonefire Grill
near you and sample one of their breadsticks.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Fresh Hot and Delicious sounds like you know what it
sounds like the twelve o'clock hour.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, don't forget to take Stonefire to today's big games.
Whichever game you want to choose, Try tip mashed potatoes,
chicken ribs.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's what you eat.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's what you're eating. Mashed potatoes, Try tip chicken. That
pesto pasta looks good, boy, I'm gonna have a bite
of that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Not on your life.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh okay, what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Time for What's Happening? What's Happening is sponsored by Abner
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Gap eight one eight nine one seven five two five six.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's okay, it's okay, slow down, no one's gonna take
that away.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We're going to bite you. The theater of the mind,
things getting out of control.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Fifteen year old boy accused of fatally shooting his parents
and three siblings in Washington. The boy staged the scene
to make it look as if his brother had done
the shooting and then killed himself. It happened Monday morning
in Falls City, about twenty five miles outside Seattle. The
parents are Mark and Sarah Humiston. He's been charged with
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five counts of first degree domestic violence murder one count
of first degree attempted murder because an eleven year old
sister survived.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The campaign trail continues today and it's going through Texas.
Both former President Trump and Vice President Harris have already
held some news conferences. Slash had taken questions from reporters.
Trump happens to be in Austin. His big topic today
is going to be immigration and the border. He's also
sitting down for a podcast with Joe Rogan. Vice President
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Harris is in Houston for a Big Rally, Big Star
studded Rally, the second in as many days. She will
be joined on stage with Beyonce. She is not sitting
down with Joe Rogan, but she is sitting down with
Brene Brown, a University of Houston professor and podcaster and
vulnerability researcher whose audience for her podcast skews heavily female.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
One of the big stories that is in our backyard
LA Dodgers New York Yankees. Game one of the World
Series tonight, five eight is the first pitch. It's the
twelfth time the two franchises have met, but the first
time since nineteen eighty one. Show Hey, a tawny Aaron
Judge headlining this Baseball's biggest stage tonight. Fernando Valenzuela will
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be honored today, of course, passed away earlier this week.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Listen, I know we have food in front of us,
but how does a bacon chili cheese dog sound.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That was the first thing I had when I moved
to Hollywood. Pink's cheese bacon dog.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Pink's hot Dog is turning hot dogs, I should say,
is turning Dodger blue again.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To celebrate the World Series.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I made it through probably one fourth of it. Those
are those a filling, It's very filling.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
They are selling a blues dog, which is the aforementioned
bacon chili cheese dog. It costs seven dollars and seventeen
cents seven dollars for the seven times the Dodgers have
won the World Series and the seventeen cents to represent
the number seventeen. That is your show, hey Otani. They've
also challenged a hot dog restaurant in New York called
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Gray's Papaya to a World Series bet. The loser promises
to donate one thousand dollars to a charity of the
winner's choice. Donut shops are doing this. Panda Express is
offering panda plates today for one side two entrees with
any Dodgers home game.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So well, the Clippers new into It Dome is super cool, right,
you've seen this, I mean I've seen it from the
outside there in Inglewood and Steve Baumer pulled out all
the stops, including the fact that Hans Zimmer wrote the
theme that debuted during the arena's opening night on Wednesday.
Hans Zimmer, Hans Zimmer, that's the crumb, Dela crum.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I was going to say, there's probably forty composers throughout
the city of Los Angeles that would have done it
for a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
How much did it cost?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So the theme will play alongside a hype video on
the arena's Halo board before every home game.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's the new that's the new thing so far has
one like that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And this one you can see inside and outside and
all around, all encircling scoreboard, led board.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did you bring more pasta?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, that's not I'm not doing that. That was a joke, Jacob, Jacob, Well,
you gotta finish it now.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, I actually I have sad news to tell you.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What is that? Is it another dead grizzly bear? No?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, I have a couple of said story to tell you.
We love it when you eat it on the air too.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh sorry, Remember those great bumps and jogs that happen
on the one oh one freeway as you drive through
the valley? Just pit holes, pit pit pit holes, pitoles, potholes,
pit holes. These are smaller ones. Potholes are the big ones.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We're taking about your own pit holes because you forgot
to wear deodorant too.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Drivers through the San Fernando Valley are going to be
sad because Caltrans has finally begun work to smooth the
grooves along the one oh one freeway. They said they
look and feel like rumble strips, their relics from a
project long ago to replace the concrete median barrier along
twenty miles from Hollywood out to Calabasas. Caltrans shifted traffic
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patterns during construction that required some temporary light lane stripes.
So they said they finished the barrier replacement early last year,
but the grooves have been there ever since, and sadly
they won't be there to keep you awake anymore. Another
sad story to tell you about the world's oldest living
person has died.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Danielle Jennings. No, Danielle Jennings is the writer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sorry, this is old news. She died like two days ago.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Elizabeth Francis, Yeah, where were you? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I bet you her body's basically in the ground by now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Pretty soon we're going to hear another story about the
nation's oldest person also dying. Why because they're very, very old.
I don't know who it is now, but Francis was
born in Louisiana July twenty fifth, nineteen o nine. Back
when Taft was president.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You think she gives a rip about anybody who's going
to be voting who's going to be president from this.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Point until she's dead now, Gary, and she has a
ninety six year old die. This was in Deborah's news yesterday.
She didn't even commented Rights. I don't know when your
grip on news started to loosen, but I didn't think
it was going to be in the twelve o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You have a little pesto on your life.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I really oh well, oh well. Tomiko Ittuca of Japan
is the world's oldest living person at one hundred and
sixteen years one hundred and sixteen days. Old.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Days are numbered, Tomiko, Tomiko, you're on the clock.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Thank you Gary and Channon for making a news and
bruise just for me near where I live.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I so appreciate it. I will see you guys November eight.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You're not the only one who can show up. I
mean other people can show up, but we're gonna be there.
Welcome Tina at Lujah Door Brewing Company in Chino Hills, Friday,
November eighth.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The good party they we've had a couple of great
ones out there. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
When I gave away HAMI Tar's cage had to right.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well, you couldn't have kept it. That would have been heartbreaks,
I know, I know. So our next news and Bruise Friday,
number eighth, Luchdor Brewing Company out in Chino Hills, Number
follow happy Craig was that day.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh my god, so happy to see that cage and
all the accouchema go away. That was going to be
a real problem in the marriage. Hami tars living with me.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I'll never forget what he told me when we were
walking back from the car with all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, oh, I can't repeat it on the air though.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's time for our guest fantasy mad I think about
how much money I spent, Yeah, that he did mention, Yeah, conversation.
I did buy a lot of toys for the AMPST
NFL Week eight.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We Jacob specifically, has chosen four games that we have
to try to figure out who we think is going
to win each of those four games. You play along
with us on the Twitter or x however you want
to say it. You can either use the hashtag gas
Fantasy for play or reply to our tweet that we
will send out.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And this is how we do it. What's our first game, Jacob?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Game number one?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
We have the Philadelphia Eagles and they're squaring off against
the Cincinnati Bengals at the Cincinnati Oh got it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Cincinnati has been an ugly situation. I just don't know
what team you're gonna get I'm gonna go with the Eagles.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I'm picking the Eagles also, Jacob, yep, I'm gonna go
with Philadelphia, Richie.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Same okay, clean sweet there for the Eagles.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Game two, all right.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Game number two, we have the Atlanta Falcons and they're
heading to Tampa Bay to take on the Buccaneers, a.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Divisional battle for who gets to be at the top
of the NFC South. And the last time these two
met three weeks ago or something, Atlanta won that one
in Atlanta. This one's in Tampa Bay, and I just
feel like the Bucks are going to win. I'll go
with Tampa Bay.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm taking Atlanta. Jacob, Yeah, I have to go with Atlanta.
Buccaneers do not have Evans.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that's right, Gon we first, God, I heard you've already.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
You're gonna go with Baker Ritchie Atal Falcons all the way.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Listen to you. I love it, all right. Game three,
Game number three.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
We have the Buffalo Bills and they're going up to
Seattle take on the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
All right, The Seahawks suck. The Bills are great when
they want to be, but teams that come from the
East Coast rarely do well in Seattle. It's a weird,
hard flop. It's a hard place to play. I'm going
with the Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm taking Buffalo because I think it's an even split
for me.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I think they're good enough to overcome that.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm gonna Yeah, I mean, I think that's I struggle
with this one because Buffalo is clearly the better team.
I just have a gut feeling that the Seahawks are
gonna win, which means that the Bills will probably win.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Jacob Bill Seahawks. I gotta go with Bills in this one.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Ritchie, Buffalo Bills because I'm craving Buffalo Wild Wings.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You just food no better reason?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Did you just food?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Shape Richie A moment on the lips for ever on the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hips, Jacob.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Game four, Game number four, have the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Commanders? Bears Commanders.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
If McDaniels is playing in this game, still questionable.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I believe I still.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Like everything I've seen about the Commanders this season, short
of them running up against the buzz saw that is
Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm taking the Commanders on this one.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Channel Commanders, Jacob, I gotta go Commanders on this one too,
rich A.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bears. There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I like that little separation.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Why because I love Bears. I knew it. I knew
that was coming. That's just softball.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know why you did that. That was like
the lowest hanging.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Crazy all right you.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, I know I did it too.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Now, all right, what Harry means to say is, let
us know what your picks are. Use that hashtag hashtag
gas Fantasy for play and if you win, if you
go four and oh, we'll get you uh some some
swags love all right.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
What you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
You know, we try to keep.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It try to keep it not entirely too tight here,
you know, a little loose, but there's still some information
that needs to be put out. So we try to
stumble upon some facts every once in a while, and well.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sometimes you catch them. Is what you learn this week
on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
What I learned on the Gary and Channon Show this week,
more specifically today, that there had been another news and
group November eighth, and I immediately requested that day off
the day after my birthday.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So there birthday Friday, November eight, We're gonna be a
lot you door brewing in Chino Hills once again, so.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Come on out.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Thanks, I've learned this week, Shaned, you go back to
the Bible school or Sunday's school. Gary's possibly having an
affair with your mom. Bears are horrible drivers, don't give
shad of life, but supervised Jacob, and we should start
(14:26):
a fundraise go fund me to get you a grenade launcher.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, thanks, I learned, Yes, I concur nobody else does.
M R go on, how much fun would it be
for me to have a grenade launcher? And here's the thing,
one of these windows out, and there's checks and balances.
It doesn't mean I have grenade. I don't have grenades.
(14:51):
I'd need those two. But just having the launcher would
be a fun party trick.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Right, But that puts you one step closer. Nobody wants
you any closer to actual destruction.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Why are you looking at me like that? I speak
for the rest of humanity.
Speaker 10 (15:08):
I've learned that Cannon will not go to churchh but
she can't stop talking about snaking in the Bible. But
she won't read the Bible. It's utterly ridiculous. And by
the way, I do wish you would stop talking about
the Bible. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Chill.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, here's the thing. I hear you, I see you.
But the reason that I talk about it is for
a better understanding.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
You.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I ask questions because I want a better understanding.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
You've never said something like this is exactly the way
it is now. You've always said it in an inquisitive
in an inquisitive way.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Right, Yes, you always have queries about the Bible. I
have great respect for religion. I just didn't pay attention
very much.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's good. This week I learned that Shannon has quite
the history of.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
The one.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's enough of a history really, even if it's just once. Yeah,
you brought that up. I did bring it up, but
it was now we've offended people. Hey, Gary, Shannon.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
What I learned this week is that you guys are
just a colder colpia of information, earning something new every week.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Last week Shannon gave us put your sap in her flower.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
This week Gary gives us.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Gary gave you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
If you don't know, then google Google.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Gary gave me both of those. I did not give
you the sap and the flower. That was your lesson
on the birds and the be.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Running away first, don't run away from it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm running very fast.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
Hey Gary, Connecticut, Hey, what did I learn this week?
Speaker 13 (17:03):
Well?
Speaker 11 (17:04):
I learned that my crazy sister in law that walks around.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Our neighborhood while walking her dog and then.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
Holds her cell phone like it's a slice of pizza
and has a loud conversation for the world to hear,
has a topple ganger that lives in Shannon's neighbor what
thought have a great weekend you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Hey, Garyhan, Hey, you know I think I learned something
this week that Space Force and bumber Puss are secretly
creating a cartoon just like a theater play. It's a secret. Also,
here's my stock tip of the week, which is also
my favorite clip of the week.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Enjoy the classics, man, I love McDonald's so much.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
I just roll the dice and it's the risk they.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Have a great holiday weekend because using our own words
against Wow, that's terrifying tech too.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
By Garyan Shannon.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is that Shannon knows way too much about the
profile of male child molesters.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, I just know I've listened and read a lot
about real true crime stories and done news for five
hundred years. There's that and there is a profile that emerges.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Hi, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
So I realized what I learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
Show is the world's oldest person can't die.
Speaker 15 (18:35):
Because they just get replaced with the next oldest person.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, there will always.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Be happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
There will always be an oldest person. Just that's the
way it works.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, like everyone preceding me, love your show,
Bob and Big Bear.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
How about not what we learned this week? How about
what you learned this week.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
It's kind of a well known fact that flash freezing
vegetables and stuff kind of traps in all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So if you spend mony time in the kitchen, you
know that. Anyway, I have a great day cocin Bloken?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (19:12):
What I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show that
standing on one leg, my non dominant leg for an
extended period of time will indicate just how old my
body really is, judging by the average time of maintaining
solid balance determined over numerous attempts my body is about
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one hundred and fifty six years old.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Go Dodgers.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
So this is what I learned this week is Shannon
surprisingly has a vast knowledge of the rosary. And if
you need an extra run Shannon, I'm sure my eighty
five year old brother has one of one hundred to
give you.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:52):
Secondly, and most importantly, Trucker.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Jezzy Yeah retired, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
Peece out Trucker Jez. I'm gonna get them some earpod
so you can listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh, he'll be listening. Don't worry. That's HP inspection station
out at the Banning.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yes, Hi guys, Happy Friday. Thanks for keeping most of
us happy. What I've realized on the Gary and Shannon
Show this week, because there's a lot of angry fanas
out there, Come on, people lighting up. It's not the
end of the world. Just Levig stayed to the fullest.
Have a great weekend. Thanks guys, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I think santas what I learned.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
On the Gary and Shannon Show. And you may want
to cue the touching music. Thank you Gary and Shannon.
I have learned that I didn't have to give up
relationships with certain family members and friends and co workers
and kind of spoil Yachtzi night just because we have
different opinions on politics. Now I know it's okay to
have your own opinions, and you've remained friends at the
same time. Thank you guys so much. Got a lot
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of phone calls to make, maybe some emails go Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Thank you you all right? One more, one more, Hey, guys,
kylein Colorado.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
This week on Gary and Shannon, we learned that some
people like Jesse can be so kind and thankful for
ten years of great entertainment you guys provided. And then
some people who obviously have a problem with themselves and
everybody else call up and just just are so mean
and rude. So anyway, like Mike Tyson says, if you
(21:25):
don't like it, change your station.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Have a great weekend you too, That's great, all right, Well,
don't change the station. Just wait for five minutes, like
the weather in Seattle, We'll change.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You need to know the stories that fell through the cracks,
because there's much more important stuff that was going on.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Here is our honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Honorable mention not suppose to.
Speaker 12 (21:54):
Shaving with you, great and honorable most is.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, a judge has been arrested over an aggressive handshake.
What is it with the police chiefs and the judges
in this country?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
This one didn't end in gunfire, but in this case
it was in the town of Bath. The judge Robert Plaskoff,
charged with harassment in the second degree after he initiated
a handshake with a police chief and then refused to
let go.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It was like the What's your Deal game?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
When taff tried to pull away, the judge pulled back
hard and abruptly. It was like ca chief to fall
forward and hit his shin on a chair. Meeting at
the fifty circa twenty twelve, you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Have a baseball game to get through before you think
about football.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, number nine.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Number nine nine place. I want you to do too
much too early.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Yeah, And I speak nine languages right basically everybody at.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Table nine, I'll be all ready to go another nine?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And niner? Did I cat check niner?
Speaker 11 (23:09):
In?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
There?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Were you calling from alwakie talkie.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
As an adult, whether you're the cool teacher or the
cool principle, you probably shouldn't show up at the kids
party regardless, right, And this is case in point. There's
been a high school principal in Kentucky charged after police
said they received video of him holding a beer bong
for two students at a New Year's Eve party.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The fifty year old principal.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
New Year's Eve. That's a that's a hidden video for many,
many months.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But I don't feel like I'm old enough to be
a high school principal.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You are. You were an ra when you were like
twenty one. You were born to be an authority. I'm
surprised you're not directing your adult theater.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Well, nobody really wants the person in power that wants
the power.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Right, Maybe that's why you want me in power. It's
because I don't want to be there.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You do want it. I don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I do not want that. You do a lot of paperwork?
Is there in being in power?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Not to be the director of adult theater? Sure you
got to take notes on something, right, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I just do what they tell me.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I'm right.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
My child is bold.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Every eight second listening to eight different bosses drown on
about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I was just reminded of that scene and love actually
when they're filming that adult theater scene and they're like,
can you move this way, turn your nipple this way anyway?
That's bad elephants. Can they challenge their captivity by have
elephants in a zoo and Colorado could sue for their
(25:04):
freedom if the state's High Court sides with an animal
rights group and declares them persons under the law.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Under the law, Missy Kimba, Lucky, Lulu, and Jambo, do
you know what we.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Learned last week on The Gary and Shannon Show was
that we share DNA with elephants.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That is not anywhere close. Well, actually, you were right,
that's but that was the secondary finding. The first was
that we share so much ninety eight with the chimps, right,
more so than Indian elephants share with Asian elephants.
Speaker 13 (25:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But remember when I talked about the moment that I
felt with elephants in Thailand and I knew that we
were connected, and you said nay, And I looked it
up and we are quite.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Here's number five not five seven? Are you having seven
years of.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
College done to dra seven?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Seven? Well, first, you presented us with an old news
item about the dead woman.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Are you saying I'm starting to slip?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I seeing signs Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That won't ever not be funny.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
A federal jury in Oregon has convicted a man we
mentioned this briefly this week for kidnapping and raping two women.
He literally had a dungeon in his garage. This is
like worst case scenario in terms of in terms of
true crime things that you kind of want to know about.
He was pulled over one of the women pretending to
be a cop and kidnapped her, took her to the dungeon.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
The weirdest part about this story, I mean, there's a
lot of it weird. One of the weird parts of
the story was that this guy was renting the home
from the mayor of Climate Falls, right, and when this
originally happened, it was that a woman had escaped from
the home of the mayor of Climate Falls. On the
notebook that they found in this guy's house where he's
(27:08):
talking about how he's going to build this dungeon thing,
one of them was dig a hole straight down one
hundred feet.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I would love to see him do that with just
his shovel number six.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
I got six, you got six, she got six.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Number six.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
There's six more weeks of water, buddy, picture of mea
rabbi and six drunken longshorem I would just dig you
in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't have to drive, stake down, drink another six pack.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Number Well, this is one of those unfortunate stories that
freaks you out. And it happened so unfrequently, but it
still happens. It's actually called a never event. A mistake
that's called a never event in that it should never
have happened. A surgeon in Sarasota, Florida, cut out a
patient's liver accidentally, the.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Liver instead of the spleen. I know enough about anatomy
to tell you what the difference is, other than they're
on opposite sides of the body.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Are they don't ask me?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Uh, one is a giant brown blob and the other
one is a smaller brown blob.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you want me to look it up?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I guess it would have to be. Yeah, you'd have
to look up.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
There is the spleen. I know people who have upper
left side of the atoman optomen behind the ribs.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Over up here. Yeah, yeah, where's your liver.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Totally opposite side?
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah dummy, Oh we did have you know, we did.
We talked.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We were talking the other day about when you were
at the when you were in Arizona at the football
stadium and they started playing the national anthem and standing
up and you would ask me if I put my
hand over my heart, and I said, I don't think
you do. You don't have to when you're listening to
the national anth People do, but it's not a requirement.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Somebody told us that they have the disorder I don't
know if that's the right term, where.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Their heart beats on the opposite side of their chest.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Their heart is on the opposite their entire body is
flipped to reverse, so their heart is on the right
side of their chest.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
They do this and.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
All that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Their liver would be on the left side and everything.
Oh yeah, there's a word for that. Yes, I'm sure
doctors have come up with a word for it. But
I but we have somebody who listens that that actually
has that.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think I saw that on an episode of House
House E.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
R has done it. I know that. Remember back in
the day, R, you were too young. Here's number five,
Part five.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
I have five rules, begnutes five little this is the
year five point five five.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Give me a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately now.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
When organs are on the opposite side of the body,
it's called citus and versus or dextrocardia, the c c
citus citizen versus.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's what they said. That's the word that they used
when they described it to us. George Gascon would want
to tickle this woman and let her go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But in Florida, a woman accused of using Roadblocks the
video game was instructing a ten year old child to
kill a two month old baby by dropping said baby
on a solid tile floor. This thirty six year old
wonderful person has been connected to the Roadblocks's social media fund,
its Roadblocks.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
It's some kind of game. I've aged out.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What a weird that person should.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Be gone, I mean, the worst way ten year old.
She told the ten year old also to use a
knife to slit the throats of the adults they were
temporarily living with.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right, number four four, minute's probably on his fourth
tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Commandment number four this is shis and cocin Bloken. It's
the city of Duseldoff.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What's better than a pizza delivered to you?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
A pizza with cocaine.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yes, that was what happened. Customers asked for item number
forty on the menu, and with item number forty came
the cocaine at three point five pounds of cocaine. Wow,
not to mention fourteen point one ounces of weed, and oh,
I don't know about three hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
The guy who took over this pizza business started selling
pizza number forty gave investigators an opportunity to look into
a supply chain after several weeks and found that this
guy was moving all kinds of drugs through that pizza store.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Number three three.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Shall be the number count and the number of the
counting shall.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your NATting born live.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
After that three days, they both started to stink.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Three.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We've been listening to these nuggets for many, many years.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
We could play the other ones.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
People riot in the streets, But I'm trying to think
of what year you started that show on Sundays two
thousand and nine. Okay, yeah, so it's been fifteen years.
Yeah no, yeah, right, wow, it's a long time. That
is a long time, so old nuggets.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
There was a guy in the UK jailed for ten
years for his part in a money laundering scheme to
the tune of three million pounds, freed from prison and
somebody came and picked him up in a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars Lamborghini that checks out.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeahs Birds of a feather number two.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
What's going on you two? We got two fingers one
two two people.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Sometimes when I go to my local alta, I get
carried away like I'm trying on perfumes. I'm smell, you know,
I'm like looking at different stuff, you know, some deal makeup,
make up. This guy got really out of control at
the Old Tame. If you can just tell by his
mug shots, he's covered in eyeliner and lipstick and all
(33:06):
sorts of beauty accouture.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
He's got the Nil Sevadra blue beard going.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
He got all of it. It's just he looks like
a five year old that got into his mom's makeup bag,
and that, combined with his threat to blow up the
effing alta, led to his arrest. Unfortunately, this is in
Opaalika County, Opalika County, that must be Alabama.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
And number one weird, number one, number one. We're number one, Ben,
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Number one? Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
And yes, I'll say right now, alcohol was involved. Oh
and yes, Florida was involved. Markel Royal forty years old.
He and his wife were arguing this week about his
abuse of alcohol. When this dispute turned into domestic violence.
He appeared intoxicated. Cop said he was irate. He threw
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his bowl of spaghetti at his spouse.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Of nine years. What a waste of spaghetti, and the
noodles struck the woman on the front of her body,
on her stomach.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What a waste.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
When the cops showed up, she was covered in spaghetti sauce.
And the way they wrote this up was Florida man
jailed on spaghetti a lah battery charge.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Wow, that's quite the way to go out.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Go baseball.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh my goodness, I'm excited. I'm worried about this picture.
Flairity should be still have PTSD from Game five.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Parret Cole. Yeah he's really good. Yeah, all right, you've
been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Do you want your jeopardy question?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I realize it's the twelve o'clock hour. It was going
to be the time that I did that. But if we.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do that twelve o'clock hour, then we do it in
the twelve o'clock hour. That's the thing about the twelve
o'clock hour. It keeps you guessing a lot of this
going on. Oh yeah, across the USA for twelve hundred dollars,
Klingman's Dome, the highest point in Tennessee, is also the
highest point on this trail that goes from Georgia to Maine.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Lagers and gentlemen, what is the appalation train?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, we should hike that sometime.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That would be a long hike. Yeah, would do you
mean the whole thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because we don't set limitations on ourselves in the twelve
o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I certainly don't. Sounds like you're having salad.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Because I could see it right in front of it,
chunk of meat in front of you, stone fire, Grille
is is here today. They have brought us some lunch
because it's also National Breadstick Day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, what a what a day to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Stonefire Grill is giving away free breadsticks Fresh Hot
and Delicious. You could go into your local Stonefire Grill
near you and sample one of their breadsticks.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Fresh Hot and Delicious sounds like you know what it
sounds like the twelve o'clock hour.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, don't forget to take Stonefire to today's big games.
Whichever game you want to choose, Try tip mashed potatoes,
chicken ribs.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's what you eat.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's what you're eating. Mashed potatoes, Try tip chicken. That
pesto pasta looks good, boy, I'm gonna have a bite
of that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Not on your life.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh okay, what else is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Time for What's Happening? What's Happening is sponsored by Abner
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Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's okay, it's okay, slow down, no one's gonna take
that away.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We're going to bite you. The theater of the mind,
things getting out of control.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Fifteen year old boy accused of fatally shooting his parents
and three siblings in Washington. The boy staged the scene
to make it look as if his brother had done
the shooting and then killed himself. It happened Monday morning
in Falls City, about twenty five miles outside Seattle. The
parents are Mark and Sarah Humiston. He's been charged with
(02:27):
five counts of first degree domestic violence murder one count
of first degree attempted murder because an eleven year old
sister survived.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The campaign trail continues today and it's going through Texas.
Both former President Trump and Vice President Harris have already
held some news conferences. Slash had taken questions from reporters.
Trump happens to be in Austin. His big topic today
is going to be immigration and the border. He's also
sitting down for a podcast with Joe Rogan. Vice President
(02:56):
Harris is in Houston for a Big Rally, Big Star
studded Rally, the second in as many days. She will
be joined on stage with Beyonce. She is not sitting
down with Joe Rogan, but she is sitting down with
Brene Brown, a University of Houston professor and podcaster and
vulnerability researcher whose audience for her podcast skews heavily female.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
One of the big stories that is in our backyard
LA Dodgers New York Yankees. Game one of the World
Series tonight, five eight is the first pitch. It's the
twelfth time the two franchises have met, but the first
time since nineteen eighty one. Show Hey, a tawny Aaron
Judge headlining this Baseball's biggest stage tonight. Fernando Valenzuela will
(03:44):
be honored today, of course, passed away earlier this week.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Listen, I know we have food in front of us,
but how does a bacon chili cheese dog sound.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That was the first thing I had when I moved
to Hollywood. Pink's cheese bacon dog.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Pink's hot Dog is turning hot dogs, I should say,
is turning Dodger blue again.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To celebrate the World Series.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I made it through probably one fourth of it. Those
are those a filling, It's very filling.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
They are selling a blues dog, which is the aforementioned
bacon chili cheese dog. It costs seven dollars and seventeen
cents seven dollars for the seven times the Dodgers have
won the World Series and the seventeen cents to represent
the number seventeen. That is your show, hey Otani. They've
also challenged a hot dog restaurant in New York called
(04:37):
Gray's Papaya to a World Series bet. The loser promises
to donate one thousand dollars to a charity of the
winner's choice. Donut shops are doing this. Panda Express is
offering panda plates today for one side two entrees with
any Dodgers home game.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So well, the Clippers new into It Dome is super cool, right,
you've seen this, I mean I've seen it from the
outside there in Inglewood and Steve Baumer pulled out all
the stops, including the fact that Hans Zimmer wrote the
theme that debuted during the arena's opening night on Wednesday.
Hans Zimmer, Hans Zimmer, that's the crumb, Dela crum.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I was going to say, there's probably forty composers throughout
the city of Los Angeles that would have done it
for a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
How much did it cost?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So the theme will play alongside a hype video on
the arena's Halo board before every home game.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's the new that's the new thing so far has
one like that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And this one you can see inside and outside and
all around, all encircling scoreboard, led board.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did you bring more pasta?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, that's not I'm not doing that. That was a joke, Jacob, Jacob, Well,
you gotta finish it now.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, I actually I have sad news to tell you.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What is that? Is it another dead grizzly bear? No?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, I have a couple of said story to tell you.
We love it when you eat it on the air too.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh sorry, Remember those great bumps and jogs that happen
on the one oh one freeway as you drive through
the valley? Just pit holes, pit pit pit holes, pitoles, potholes,
pit holes. These are smaller ones. Potholes are the big ones.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We're taking about your own pit holes because you forgot
to wear deodorant too.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Drivers through the San Fernando Valley are going to be
sad because Caltrans has finally begun work to smooth the
grooves along the one oh one freeway. They said they
look and feel like rumble strips, their relics from a
project long ago to replace the concrete median barrier along
twenty miles from Hollywood out to Calabasas. Caltrans shifted traffic
(06:47):
patterns during construction that required some temporary light lane stripes.
So they said they finished the barrier replacement early last year,
but the grooves have been there ever since, and sadly
they won't be there to keep you awake anymore. Another
sad story to tell you about the world's oldest living
person has died.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Danielle Jennings. No, Danielle Jennings is the writer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sorry, this is old news. She died like two days ago.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Elizabeth Francis, Yeah, where were you? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I bet you her body's basically in the ground by now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Pretty soon we're going to hear another story about the
nation's oldest person also dying. Why because they're very, very old.
I don't know who it is now, but Francis was
born in Louisiana July twenty fifth, nineteen o nine. Back
when Taft was president.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You think she gives a rip about anybody who's going
to be voting who's going to be president from this.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Point until she's dead now, Gary, and she has a
ninety six year old die. This was in Deborah's news yesterday.
She didn't even commented Rights. I don't know when your
grip on news started to loosen, but I didn't think
it was going to be in the twelve o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You have a little pesto on your life.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I really oh well, oh well. Tomiko Ittuca of Japan
is the world's oldest living person at one hundred and
sixteen years one hundred and sixteen days. Old.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Days are numbered, Tomiko, Tomiko, you're on the clock.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Thank you Gary and Channon for making a news and
bruise just for me near where I live.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I so appreciate it. I will see you guys November eight.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You're not the only one who can show up. I
mean other people can show up, but we're gonna be there.
Welcome Tina at Lujah Door Brewing Company in Chino Hills, Friday,
November eighth.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The good party they we've had a couple of great
ones out there. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
When I gave away HAMI Tar's cage had to right.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well, you couldn't have kept it. That would have been heartbreaks,
I know, I know. So our next news and Bruise Friday,
number eighth, Luchdor Brewing Company out in Chino Hills, Number
follow happy Craig was that day.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh my god, so happy to see that cage and
all the accouchema go away. That was going to be
a real problem in the marriage. Hami tars living with me.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I'll never forget what he told me when we were
walking back from the car with all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, oh, I can't repeat it on the air though.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's time for our guest fantasy mad I think about
how much money I spent, Yeah, that he did mention, Yeah, conversation.
I did buy a lot of toys for the AMPST
NFL Week eight.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We Jacob specifically, has chosen four games that we have
to try to figure out who we think is going
to win each of those four games. You play along
with us on the Twitter or x however you want
to say it. You can either use the hashtag gas
Fantasy for play or reply to our tweet that we
will send out.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And this is how we do it. What's our first game, Jacob?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Game number one?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
We have the Philadelphia Eagles and they're squaring off against
the Cincinnati Bengals at the Cincinnati Oh got it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Cincinnati has been an ugly situation. I just don't know
what team you're gonna get I'm gonna go with the Eagles.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I'm picking the Eagles also, Jacob, yep, I'm gonna go
with Philadelphia, Richie.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Same okay, clean sweet there for the Eagles.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Game two, all right.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Game number two, we have the Atlanta Falcons and they're
heading to Tampa Bay to take on the Buccaneers, a.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Divisional battle for who gets to be at the top
of the NFC South. And the last time these two
met three weeks ago or something, Atlanta won that one
in Atlanta. This one's in Tampa Bay, and I just
feel like the Bucks are going to win. I'll go
with Tampa Bay.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'm taking Atlanta. Jacob, Yeah, I have to go with Atlanta.
Buccaneers do not have Evans.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh that's right, Gon we first, God, I heard you've already.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
You're gonna go with Baker Ritchie Atal Falcons all the way.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Listen to you. I love it, all right. Game three,
Game number three.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
We have the Buffalo Bills and they're going up to
Seattle take on the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
All right, The Seahawks suck. The Bills are great when
they want to be, but teams that come from the
East Coast rarely do well in Seattle. It's a weird,
hard flop. It's a hard place to play. I'm going
with the Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm taking Buffalo because I think it's an even split
for me.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I think they're good enough to overcome that.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm gonna Yeah, I mean, I think that's I struggle
with this one because Buffalo is clearly the better team.
I just have a gut feeling that the Seahawks are
gonna win, which means that the Bills will probably win.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Jacob Bill Seahawks. I gotta go with Bills in this one.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Ritchie, Buffalo Bills because I'm craving Buffalo Wild Wings.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You just food no better reason?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Did you just food?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Shape Richie A moment on the lips for ever on the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Hips, Jacob.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Game four, Game number four, have the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Commanders? Bears Commanders.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
If McDaniels is playing in this game, still questionable.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I believe I still.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Like everything I've seen about the Commanders this season, short
of them running up against the buzz saw that is
Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm taking the Commanders on this one.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Channel Commanders, Jacob, I gotta go Commanders on this one too,
rich A.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bears. There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I like that little separation.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Why because I love Bears. I knew it. I knew
that was coming. That's just softball.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know why you did that. That was like
the lowest hanging.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Crazy all right you.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, I know I did it too.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Now, all right, what Harry means to say is, let
us know what your picks are. Use that hashtag hashtag
gas Fantasy for play and if you win, if you
go four and oh, we'll get you uh some some
swags love all right.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
What you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
You know, we try to keep.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It try to keep it not entirely too tight here,
you know, a little loose, but there's still some information
that needs to be put out. So we try to
stumble upon some facts every once in a while, and well.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sometimes you catch them. Is what you learn this week
on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
What I learned on the Gary and Channon Show this week,
more specifically today, that there had been another news and
group November eighth, and I immediately requested that day off
the day after my birthday.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So there birthday Friday, November eight, We're gonna be a
lot you door brewing in Chino Hills once again, so.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Come on out.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Thanks, I've learned this week, Shaned, you go back to
the Bible school or Sunday's school. Gary's possibly having an
affair with your mom. Bears are horrible drivers, don't give
shad of life, but supervised Jacob, and we should start
(14:26):
a fundraise go fund me to get you a grenade launcher.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yes, thanks, I learned, Yes, I concur nobody else does.
M R go on, how much fun would it be
for me to have a grenade launcher? And here's the thing,
one of these windows out, and there's checks and balances.
It doesn't mean I have grenade. I don't have grenades.
(14:51):
I'd need those two. But just having the launcher would
be a fun party trick.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Right, But that puts you one step closer. Nobody wants
you any closer to actual destruction.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Why are you looking at me like that? I speak
for the rest of humanity.
Speaker 10 (15:08):
I've learned that Cannon will not go to churchh but
she can't stop talking about snaking in the Bible. But
she won't read the Bible. It's utterly ridiculous. And by
the way, I do wish you would stop talking about
the Bible. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Chill.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, here's the thing. I hear you, I see you.
But the reason that I talk about it is for
a better understanding.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
You.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I ask questions because I want a better understanding.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
You've never said something like this is exactly the way
it is now. You've always said it in an inquisitive
in an inquisitive way.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Right, Yes, you always have queries about the Bible. I
have great respect for religion. I just didn't pay attention
very much.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's good. This week I learned that Shannon has quite
the history of.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
The one.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's enough of a history really, even if it's just once. Yeah,
you brought that up. I did bring it up, but
it was now we've offended people. Hey, Gary, Shannon.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
What I learned this week is that you guys are
just a colder colpia of information, earning something new every week.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Last week Shannon gave us put your sap in her flower.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
This week Gary gives us.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Gary gave you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
If you don't know, then google Google.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Gary gave me both of those. I did not give
you the sap and the flower. That was your lesson
on the birds and the be.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Running away first, don't run away from it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm running very fast.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
Hey Gary, Connecticut, Hey, what did I learn this week?
Speaker 13 (17:03):
Well?
Speaker 11 (17:04):
I learned that my crazy sister in law that walks around.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Our neighborhood while walking her dog and then.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
Holds her cell phone like it's a slice of pizza
and has a loud conversation for the world to hear,
has a topple ganger that lives in Shannon's neighbor what
thought have a great weekend you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Hey, Garyhan, Hey, you know I think I learned something
this week that Space Force and bumber Puss are secretly
creating a cartoon just like a theater play. It's a secret. Also,
here's my stock tip of the week, which is also
my favorite clip of the week.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Enjoy the classics, man, I love McDonald's so much.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
I just roll the dice and it's the risk they.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Have a great holiday weekend because using our own words
against Wow, that's terrifying tech too.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
By Garyan Shannon.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is that Shannon knows way too much about the
profile of male child molesters.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, I just know I've listened and read a lot
about real true crime stories and done news for five
hundred years. There's that and there is a profile that emerges.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Hi, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
So I realized what I learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
Show is the world's oldest person can't die.
Speaker 15 (18:35):
Because they just get replaced with the next oldest person.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, there will always.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Be happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
There will always be an oldest person. Just that's the
way it works.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Hey, Gary and Shannon, like everyone preceding me, love your show,
Bob and Big Bear.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
How about not what we learned this week? How about
what you learned this week.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
It's kind of a well known fact that flash freezing
vegetables and stuff kind of traps in all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So if you spend mony time in the kitchen, you
know that. Anyway, I have a great day cocin Bloken?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (19:12):
What I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show that
standing on one leg, my non dominant leg for an
extended period of time will indicate just how old my
body really is, judging by the average time of maintaining
solid balance determined over numerous attempts my body is about
(19:32):
one hundred and fifty six years old.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Go Dodgers.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
So this is what I learned this week is Shannon
surprisingly has a vast knowledge of the rosary. And if
you need an extra run Shannon, I'm sure my eighty
five year old brother has one of one hundred to
give you.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:52):
Secondly, and most importantly, Trucker.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Jezzy Yeah retired, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
Peece out Trucker Jez. I'm gonna get them some earpod
so you can listening to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh, he'll be listening. Don't worry. That's HP inspection station
out at the Banning.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yes, Hi guys, Happy Friday. Thanks for keeping most of
us happy. What I've realized on the Gary and Shannon
Show this week, because there's a lot of angry fanas
out there, Come on, people lighting up. It's not the
end of the world. Just Levig stayed to the fullest.
Have a great weekend. Thanks guys, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I think santas what I learned.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
On the Gary and Shannon Show. And you may want
to cue the touching music. Thank you Gary and Shannon.
I have learned that I didn't have to give up
relationships with certain family members and friends and co workers
and kind of spoil Yachtzi night just because we have
different opinions on politics. Now I know it's okay to
have your own opinions, and you've remained friends at the
same time. Thank you guys so much. Got a lot
(20:54):
of phone calls to make, maybe some emails go Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Thank you you all right? One more, one more, Hey, guys,
kylein Colorado.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
This week on Gary and Shannon, we learned that some
people like Jesse can be so kind and thankful for
ten years of great entertainment you guys provided. And then
some people who obviously have a problem with themselves and
everybody else call up and just just are so mean
and rude. So anyway, like Mike Tyson says, if you
(21:25):
don't like it, change your station.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Have a great weekend you too, That's great, all right, Well,
don't change the station. Just wait for five minutes, like
the weather in Seattle, We'll change.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You need to know the stories that fell through the cracks,
because there's much more important stuff that was going on.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Here is our honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Honorable mention not suppose to.
Speaker 12 (21:54):
Shaving with you, great and honorable most is.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, a judge has been arrested over an aggressive handshake.
What is it with the police chiefs and the judges
in this country?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
This one didn't end in gunfire, but in this case
it was in the town of Bath. The judge Robert Plaskoff,
charged with harassment in the second degree after he initiated
a handshake with a police chief and then refused to
let go.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It was like the What's your Deal game?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
When taff tried to pull away, the judge pulled back
hard and abruptly. It was like ca chief to fall
forward and hit his shin on a chair. Meeting at
the fifty circa twenty twelve, you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Have a baseball game to get through before you think
about football.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, number nine.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Number nine nine place. I want you to do too
much too early.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Yeah, And I speak nine languages right basically everybody at.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Table nine, I'll be all ready to go another nine?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And niner? Did I cat check niner?
Speaker 11 (23:09):
In?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
There?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Were you calling from alwakie talkie.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
As an adult, whether you're the cool teacher or the
cool principle, you probably shouldn't show up at the kids
party regardless, right, And this is case in point. There's
been a high school principal in Kentucky charged after police
said they received video of him holding a beer bong
for two students at a New Year's Eve party.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The fifty year old principal.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
New Year's Eve. That's a that's a hidden video for many,
many months.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But I don't feel like I'm old enough to be
a high school principal.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You are. You were an ra when you were like
twenty one. You were born to be an authority. I'm
surprised you're not directing your adult theater.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Well, nobody really wants the person in power that wants
the power.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Right, Maybe that's why you want me in power. It's
because I don't want to be there.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You do want it. I don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I do not want that. You do a lot of paperwork?
Is there in being in power?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Not to be the director of adult theater? Sure you
got to take notes on something, right, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I just do what they tell me.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I'm right.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
My child is bold.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Every eight second listening to eight different bosses drown on
about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I was just reminded of that scene and love actually
when they're filming that adult theater scene and they're like,
can you move this way, turn your nipple this way anyway?
That's bad elephants. Can they challenge their captivity by have
elephants in a zoo and Colorado could sue for their
(25:04):
freedom if the state's High Court sides with an animal
rights group and declares them persons under the law.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Under the law, Missy Kimba, Lucky, Lulu, and Jambo, do
you know what we.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Learned last week on The Gary and Shannon Show was
that we share DNA with elephants.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That is not anywhere close. Well, actually, you were right,
that's but that was the secondary finding. The first was
that we share so much ninety eight with the chimps, right,
more so than Indian elephants share with Asian elephants.
Speaker 13 (25:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But remember when I talked about the moment that I
felt with elephants in Thailand and I knew that we
were connected, and you said nay, And I looked it
up and we are quite.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Here's number five not five seven? Are you having seven
years of.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
College done to dra seven?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Seven? Well, first, you presented us with an old news
item about the dead woman.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Are you saying I'm starting to slip?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I seeing signs Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That won't ever not be funny.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
A federal jury in Oregon has convicted a man we
mentioned this briefly this week for kidnapping and raping two women.
He literally had a dungeon in his garage. This is
like worst case scenario in terms of in terms of
true crime things that you kind of want to know about.
He was pulled over one of the women pretending to
be a cop and kidnapped her, took her to the dungeon.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
The weirdest part about this story, I mean, there's a
lot of it weird. One of the weird parts of
the story was that this guy was renting the home
from the mayor of Climate Falls, right, and when this
originally happened, it was that a woman had escaped from
the home of the mayor of Climate Falls. On the
notebook that they found in this guy's house where he's
(27:08):
talking about how he's going to build this dungeon thing,
one of them was dig a hole straight down one
hundred feet.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I would love to see him do that with just
his shovel number six.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
I got six, you got six, she got six.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Number six.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
There's six more weeks of water, buddy, picture of mea
rabbi and six drunken longshorem I would just dig you
in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't have to drive, stake down, drink another six pack.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Number Well, this is one of those unfortunate stories that
freaks you out. And it happened so unfrequently, but it
still happens. It's actually called a never event. A mistake
that's called a never event in that it should never
have happened. A surgeon in Sarasota, Florida, cut out a
patient's liver accidentally, the.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Liver instead of the spleen. I know enough about anatomy
to tell you what the difference is, other than they're
on opposite sides of the body.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Are they don't ask me?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Uh, one is a giant brown blob and the other
one is a smaller brown blob.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you want me to look it up?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I guess it would have to be. Yeah, you'd have
to look up.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
There is the spleen. I know people who have upper
left side of the atoman optomen behind the ribs.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Over up here. Yeah, yeah, where's your liver.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Totally opposite side?
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah dummy, Oh we did have you know, we did.
We talked.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
We were talking the other day about when you were
at the when you were in Arizona at the football
stadium and they started playing the national anthem and standing
up and you would ask me if I put my
hand over my heart, and I said, I don't think
you do. You don't have to when you're listening to
the national anth People do, but it's not a requirement.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Somebody told us that they have the disorder I don't
know if that's the right term, where.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Their heart beats on the opposite side of their chest.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Their heart is on the opposite their entire body is
flipped to reverse, so their heart is on the right
side of their chest.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
They do this and.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
All that other stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Their liver would be on the left side and everything.
Oh yeah, there's a word for that. Yes, I'm sure
doctors have come up with a word for it. But
I but we have somebody who listens that that actually
has that.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think I saw that on an episode of House
House E.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
R has done it. I know that. Remember back in
the day, R, you were too young. Here's number five,
Part five.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
I have five rules, begnutes five little this is the
year five point five five.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Give me a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately now.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
When organs are on the opposite side of the body,
it's called citus and versus or dextrocardia, the c c
citus citizen versus.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's what they said. That's the word that they used
when they described it to us. George Gascon would want
to tickle this woman and let her go.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But in Florida, a woman accused of using Roadblocks the
video game was instructing a ten year old child to
kill a two month old baby by dropping said baby
on a solid tile floor. This thirty six year old
wonderful person has been connected to the Roadblocks's social media fund,
its Roadblocks.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
It's some kind of game. I've aged out.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What a weird that person should.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Be gone, I mean, the worst way ten year old.
She told the ten year old also to use a
knife to slit the throats of the adults they were
temporarily living with.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right, number four four, minute's probably on his fourth
tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Commandment number four this is shis and cocin Bloken. It's
the city of Duseldoff.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What's better than a pizza delivered to you?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
A pizza with cocaine.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yes, that was what happened. Customers asked for item number
forty on the menu, and with item number forty came
the cocaine at three point five pounds of cocaine. Wow,
not to mention fourteen point one ounces of weed, and oh,
I don't know about three hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
The guy who took over this pizza business started selling
pizza number forty gave investigators an opportunity to look into
a supply chain after several weeks and found that this
guy was moving all kinds of drugs through that pizza store.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Number three three.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Shall be the number count and the number of the
counting shall.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your NATting born live.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
After that three days, they both started to stink.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Three.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We've been listening to these nuggets for many, many years.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
We could play the other ones.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
People riot in the streets, But I'm trying to think
of what year you started that show on Sundays two
thousand and nine. Okay, yeah, so it's been fifteen years.
Yeah no, yeah, right, wow, it's a long time. That
is a long time, so old nuggets.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
There was a guy in the UK jailed for ten
years for his part in a money laundering scheme to
the tune of three million pounds, freed from prison and
somebody came and picked him up in a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars Lamborghini that checks out.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeahs Birds of a feather number two.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
What's going on you two? We got two fingers one
two two people.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Sometimes when I go to my local alta, I get
carried away like I'm trying on perfumes. I'm smell, you know,
I'm like looking at different stuff, you know, some deal makeup,
make up. This guy got really out of control at
the Old Tame. If you can just tell by his
mug shots, he's covered in eyeliner and lipstick and all
(33:06):
sorts of beauty accouture.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
He's got the Nil Sevadra blue beard going.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
He got all of it. It's just he looks like
a five year old that got into his mom's makeup bag,
and that, combined with his threat to blow up the
effing alta, led to his arrest. Unfortunately, this is in
Opaalika County, Opalika County, that must be Alabama.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
And number one weird, number one, number one. We're number one, Ben,
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Number one? Number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
And yes, I'll say right now, alcohol was involved. Oh
and yes, Florida was involved. Markel Royal forty years old.
He and his wife were arguing this week about his
abuse of alcohol. When this dispute turned into domestic violence.
He appeared intoxicated. Cop said he was irate. He threw
(34:01):
his bowl of spaghetti at his spouse.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Of nine years. What a waste of spaghetti, and the
noodles struck the woman on the front of her body,
on her stomach.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What a waste.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
When the cops showed up, she was covered in spaghetti sauce.
And the way they wrote this up was Florida man
jailed on spaghetti a lah battery charge.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Wow, that's quite the way to go out.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Go baseball.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh my goodness, I'm excited. I'm worried about this picture.
Flairity should be still have PTSD from Game five.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Parret Cole. Yeah he's really good. Yeah, all right, you've
been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
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