November 1, 2024 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, the story out of Spain does not get any
better the deeper we get into this. The death toll
from flash floods there has reached over two hundred people
as of right now, they said it's two hundred and five.
Spanish emergency authority said the two hundred and two of
the victims were in the eastern region of Valencia. Officials
have warned that more rain is expected in the coming days.
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In fact, that damage from the storm from Tuesday and Wednesday,
they said, recalled the aftermath of a tsunami. Survivors were
left to pick up the pieces and the more the
loved ones lost in the deadliest natural disaster in living
memory in Spain. In some areas clearing debris from mud spilled,
mud filled streets that one town in Shiva, they received
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more than eight hours more rain in eight hours on
Tuesday than they had in the preceding almost two years.
Water overflowed a gully that crosses the town, tearing up
roads and homes. One of the mayors there said entire
houses have disappeared. We don't know if there were people
inside or not. Meanwhile, hurricane watchers are keeping an eye
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on the storm Patty and whether or not Patty is
going to hit the United States. Two potential paths that
it could take, one to the west and the other
to the north. The western track, they said, would not
impact the United States, probably hitting most of Central America,
but it could hit South Florida if it does gain
momentum and continue on its northern tracks, so they'll keep
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an eye on that. Drivers in La are going to
get a sixty day warning period starting today related to
an enforcement initiative trying to crack down on cars that
park in the Metro bus only lanes and zones. Metro
and the City DOT are going to implement the first
phase of the Joint Bus Lane Enforcement Pilot program. Cameras
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were installed on fifty selected buses along lines on the seven,
twenty and two twelve lines servicing Wilshire and Librea respectively,
and they said it's not fair that a single car
blocking a bus lane can hold up an entire bus
load of people. Janis Han said she's the Metro board
chair right now. She said, those riders deserve to reach
their destination safely and on time. The new ticketing system
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is important, she says, and I hope that people don't
take the risk or move their cars out of the
bus lane. So camera is installed behind the bus windshields.
One will use computer vision to detect vehicles on the
roadway in the traffic lanes. The other one will record
the license plates of that violating vehicle. DOT will review
the video. They'll verify the acres accuracy and send out
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a ticket. But again, a sixty day warning period starts today,
otherwise they're going to start issuing some of those tickets.
There was a shooting in Orlando, Florida, overnight. At least
two people were killed six others injured in this Halloween shooting.
Two people may not have known the shooter in this case,
a seventeen year old who has been taken into custody.
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It was just after one am this morning that officers
were responding to shots fire. One person killed at the scene.
The second was It says one person was killed at
oh one person at the first scene and another at
the second scene, because there were two places where this
seventeen year old apparently stood out in the street and
started shooting at people. There is some surveillance video, but
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it really just more shows the chaos of people running
away from the scene as officers finally caught up with
the suspect. The six surviving victims were all taken to
the hospital in a stable condition, the youngest nineteen and
the oldest nine. Speaking of Halloween weirdness, a possible suspect
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wearing a Michael Meyer's mask was seen in the area
of a shooting in Harris County, Texas, where a man
was found shot to death. Deputies were called to the
home found this guy lyon in his garage on response
of multiple gunshot wounds. He died at the scene. During
the investigation, they figured that his estranged wife was murdered
back in August and that that investigation is still open
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and active. They're trying to figure out if both of
these are connected. Authorities we're speaking of witnesses and did
look at some security videos from neighboring homes, and they
said a possible suspect was seen walking in an area
wearing the Michael Meyers mask, the murderer from the Halloween
movie series. A couple kids who were home at the
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time were not injured. Witnesses said someone in the mask
walked up to the victim while he was in the
garage and started shooting. Investigation continues into Liam Payne's death.
Was one of the guys from One Direction, and he
died after a fall from a hotel down in South America.
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Among the new details, multiple sources said that police looked
at the CCTV coverage appear to show multiple drug exchanges
between a dealer and a hotel employee. They were taking
place prior to Liam Payne's death. Sources said that they're
investigating whether that hotel employee was the one who was
providing Liam Payne with drugs. He's also seen twice in
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the CCTV footage sleeping in the hotel lobby with a
bottle of whiskey in his hand. That sounds pretty definitive
evidence that this was a complete bender that this guy
was on. They also said that they found pink cocaine
in his system, which isn't actually cocaine. It's usually a
mix of several things including meth, kennemine, mollie and others
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which can include cocaine, benzodiat and crack and then an
improvised aluminum pipe to ingest the drug. Also happens to
have been found in his home. Want to remind everybody
that on Friday, next Friday that is we are going
to be live our news and Brus is going to
be at Luchador Brewing in Chino Hills. We'll be out
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there on Friday, November eighth from nine am to one pm.
They have a special menu that they have for breakfast,
burritos and things like that, so come on out be
there at nine am. They actually suggest you get there
a little early because it's going to be pretty packed
out there. Also on Saturday, Luchidor Brewing is hosting Hops
in the Hills presented by Luchador and next Door Pizza,
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and portions of the ticket sales for Hops in the
Hills will go to proceed the Chino Valley Fire Foundation.
So that's going to be on Saturday. We'll actually be
giving away tickets on Friday for you to go to
Hops in the Hills on Saturday, so come on out
again Chino in Chino Hills will be at Luchadoring coming
up on Friday, a week from today, So the Dodgers
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Championship celebration. The buses are inching ever closer to Dodger Stadium,
where they have absolutely sold out that stadium for the
celebration that is going to begin here in a little while.
We'll watch as those buses make their way onto stadium
way and the players and family members, et cetera, unload,
get their way onto the field and get into that ceremony.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, it's time for our Gas Fantasy for Play,
and we are neck and neck.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I believe, Jacob, I still haven't done the tallies.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You have no no s huh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You're waiting until you pull ahead significantly. I'm already announced
the tallies. I think I'm already ahead. It's like it's
like college football where you don't want to put out
the final poll until you know that Michigan's number one
again or something. That's my tactic the way we play
our Gas Fantasy for Play. Jacob has chosen four games
on the upcoming Sunday schedule, and all you have to
do is try to pick who is going to win
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each of those four games. Not as easy as it
may sound. So here we go, Jacob, what's our first name?
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Game number one, we have the Dallas Cowboys going to
Atlanta to take on the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The Cowboys are a broken team, broken leadership, broken running backs.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'll take the Falcons at home all day.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I I'm this is I'm in the position now where
I've started paying attention at least watching footballs, so that
now the baseball season's over, I can't believe that the
Cowboys are going to be that bad for that long.
This is why I'm taking theoy I love that laugh though, Jacob.
I've got Atlanta and Keana. I got the Falcons, all right,
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I know an Island.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Look at you believing in Jerry Jones's mess.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Game two, Kate, Number two, we have Chuckle Bears going
to Arizona to take on the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now, the Bears lost that close one last week, right, yeah,
Hail Mary Mary passed. I think they are broken after
what happened to their soul last week, and Arizona's been
Plane's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'm gonna go with the Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I think somebody from the Bears is going to get
thrown out of this game because he's got some makeup
to do for looking like a fool out there on
the corner. Right before that Hail Mary, I.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Thought you were going to make a quarterback joke.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, no, no, no no. I think this is the defense
for the Chicago Bears is going to come in hot
and heavy. I'm picking the Bears. I've got Arizona, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And I got Arizona two.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's gonna throw. You need to fall in line.
You need to fall in line, going four week for
you the Bears. You know that the Bears don't have
their nineteen eighty four defense anymore, right, Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I am aware that those guys have long since shuffled
off this mortal.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Coil, So I don't think they're dead.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Probably, statistically speaking, I would assume, all right, who's Game three?
All right? Game Mber three?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
We have the Detroit Lyons and they're going to Green
Bay to play the package.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
This is going to be the game to watch this week.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I think you're looking at the two leaders of the
NFC North. Then Lions have been playing like their heads
are on fire. I always like green Bay at home.
And I know I keep betting against Dan Campbell, and
I know I'm going to get called out on it again,
but I'm going with the home team here and the
green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The Detroit Lions have put up significantly higher scores than
the rest of the league. They put it up against
the Cowboys, they put it up last week. I don't
remember who they played, but you know, forty nine fifty
seven points something like that. Those are unusually high scores.
I don't know if they lead the league in scoring,
but they have had these ridiculously high scores in the
last two three weeks.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So yeah, but they played the Titans.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I know, listen, I know, but it still takes some
skill to be able to put up that many points.
So I still think the Detroit Lions, led by that
fire eyed Jared Goff, is going to take this one.
So I'm taking the Lions, Jacob. I'm trusting Dan Campbell
and the Lions on this one. And Keana, I got
the Lions, all right. See feels weirdout there when you're
all alone, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I feel dirty every time Jacob talks about Dan Campbell,
like help the brakes Man keep it in your pants?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Can you explain your relationship to Dan Campbell. He's just
a real coach. I just love him. So she could
be a boss here, Yeah, that'd be great. You wish
she was a big brother. Oh yeah, you could have
him as a big brother. And yeah, you could sit
on the edge of his bed.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He's the leader.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I had worked for a pillow on your lap, and
you guys would talk about stuff and girls and Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I don't know what weird fantasy you're in.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
See he's joined the bandwagon.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Our fourth game, all right, our fourth game is Shannon's
two favorite teams.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
We have the Lost Angeles Rams going to Seattle to
take on the Espers.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You know, they have become my favorite teams because they're
so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They're just this year they're pretty solid, so poor.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
But the Rams are coming back.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
They've got guys back, they had some they have some
weapons that they are able to use with Matt Stafford.
I don't know why I keep believing in the Seahawks
at home, but I got the Seahawks at home.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Has there been an overtime game yet in the regular
season the season, not that I know of so far. Listen,
I know that this isn't card Sharks, and I have
to pick either higher or lower. But if I had
to make a side bet, I would say that this
is the first game that goes into overtime mediocre overtime.
So I can't pick a tie. I am going to
pick the Seahawks to win this one. I've got to
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go with the Rams.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And if you look at my paper, I initially picked
the Rams, and then I scribbled that out, and then
I picked the Seahawks, and then my gut told me
for some reason to go back to the Rams, So
I got the Rams.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Today is the day where you've become one of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, confused, Yeah,
just in the head.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, congratulations. All right, So those are our picks. This
is Week nine. The Cowboys against the Falcons, Bears against
the Cardinals, Lions against the Packers, and Rams against the Seahawks.
Let us know. We'll throw a tweet up on x.
You can also use the hashtag gas Fantasy four play
to let us know who you think is going to
win each of those games. In the meantime, we want
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to know what it is that you learn. A lot
of people glean interesting in different things about this show
from this show when they listen throughout the course of
the week, and well, we wanted to ask what it
is that you learned, Kanyon.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
I've been listening since day one when you started. This
is Joanne and Temmy Alley, and I wanted to say
that I learned this week that Shannon has a dope
adhd no hitting.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know if that's nice or not nice, but
it's uh. I guess I guess you does.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, this is Rob Well. I learned
something really special about Gary this week. Apparently, like Joe Biden,
he has no problem with sticking the limbs of babies
in his mouth and munching on them. M I couldn't
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believe he was defending that a strange baby that doesn't
even belong to him. That is terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Babies don't belong to people, babies. I've never had babies that.
I guess. I've had a couple of babies that belonged
to me.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
This week, I learned that I shake my head a
lot with some to your show, and that's why I
have to go to the chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't know if that's good or bad, but it's
just a thing.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
What I learned on a Gary and Channon show this
week is that you can train a crow. So I
made big plans to train my crows, Bruce and Lars.
And then the next day on the Gary and Channon Show,
I learned that there is a bird flu outbreak. So
the next day I learned on Google Google that crows
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don't typically carry the bird flu. So back to training.
Come get your peanuts, Lars and Bruce. They like the shells,
like the.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Names Lars and Bruce.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
This week on the Gary and Channon Show, I learned
that crows hold a grudge. Apparently, if you harass a
crow or the murder it belongs to, it'll sack you
and die bomb you and attack your house and learn
which mode of transportation you take, and just generally make
your life miserable. They can do that for about seventeen
years according to your study. Anyway, don't run a foul
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of crows. See what I did there, y'all. I'm good
weekend to say bye.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Very very smart. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
he coo, Gary putupon a piano.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
See thank you?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
He should have demand is seld Oh see he lazy song.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Gary, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that all.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
Shannon, It's Carol, Orange County. I learned two things this week.
This week then Gavin Newsom is an ass. Oh okay,
thank you Shannon for letting me know that. The second
thing I learned, and this is really the heartbreaking one,
is that I cannot ask Gary and now Shannon to
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come and take care of my cat for me. I'm
so sad.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
If you didn't hear the stories of of Kevin and
Sassey are respective cats, then you've missed out.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Scary at Shannon show. Shannon has never seen beaches or
the Matrix. What's going on there? You gotta watch them.
There's a pleasure meeting you guys at Broncos.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, thanks, it was great meeting you too. Make sure
that you pay attention to what's going on throughout the
course of the show, and every Friday will gather from
you what you learned this week on the Gary and
Shannon Show. Something something that's going on right now, of course,
is the ongoing celebration of the world series title for
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the Dodgers. They're still just dealing with a bunch of music.
That's the audio from Dodger Stadium right now, the players
have all made their way, it looks like, into Dodger Stadium,
kind of gathering, hugging on the big stage that's set
up right behind second base, and again, just an absolutely
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gorgeous day for them to celebrate this. They haven't said
exactly what's gonna happen outside of ice Cube performing earlier today,
just a short time ago, as a matter of fact.
And then Dave Roberts came out and started dancing with him.
And there is one particular lyric in which ice Cube
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mister Cube refers to having dropped his buttowks at one point,
and Skipper Dave Roberts did just that. He walked up
and then rubbed his bottom on ice Cube in a
very family friendly way. Shoho Tani now running in by himself.
Did you see earlier eyes by the way that show
he brought his dog with him on the bus. He
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brought decoy, and I guess I don't know who's taken
care of decoy right now, but all of the players,
it looks like, have finally made their way onto the
stage for that world series celebration. And well, if there's anything,
if the speech is start or anything like that, we
can bring him to you. But the other thing that
goes on in our show on Friday specifically is we
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know it's busy. We know that everybody's tired of all
the politics and all those stories that have come and
gone over the course of the last several months. This
week seems like it's been pretty hot and heavy, So
we wanted to try to give you something on Fridays
that was different, something that was less serious in terms
of the topic, the subject matter, all that sort of stuff.
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And you know, some animal stories, some Florida stories and
things like that, and that's what turned into our nine
news nuggets you need to know to end the week.
So we start with our honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Honorable mention not supposed to mention when.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Serving with you didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, I think that we all get a little crazy
when we're trying to buy tickets for our favorite sports teams,
our favorite events. You just want to get the tickets
as quick as possible, and sometimes you make mistakes. And
that's exactly what happened for a dad in Wisconsin. He
had a couple pops, you want to go see the
Alabama game. Ended up buying tickets for Alabama the band.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I actually did this. It wasn't the band, but I
made I bought tickets. Remember we went to the Cubs
game when we were in Chicago for the DNC. Yeah,
I bought tickets for the wrong night and I had
to put them up on the secondary market and have
them resold right away because it was I had like
twenty four hours to get rid of them. Again.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He bought fourteen tickets when he was hammered in Vegas
earlier this year, wrong event and a month later at that.
But at least they got to hear Dixie Land alight.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
They said that after finding the video of this guy
and appreciating the total dad move that was pulled, Whiskey
Riff reached out to the user to get the full backstory.
They it couldn't be that someone from Wisconsin was that dumb,
and they said yes it was because there was some
heavy Vegas influence. Might be a way to put it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maybe fireball may have been a fireball shot at them
or seven.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
I did nine plays if a CoP's dirty nine times
out of tennis.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Partner's dirty too, And I speak nine languages.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yea killing right, basically everybody at table nine?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling
from all walkie talkie? Well, a woman in Oklahoma lost
her to pet turtle. Now, I don't know if this
is that you're that slow that you lose a pet turtle.
We have neighbors who had a turtle for a while
and that thing would get out constantly out of their backyard.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've often thought about having a pet turtle. Remember Blake
used to work on this show. His parents they get
turtles in their backyard and they've offered up their turtles
to me. But I just don't know where I'm at
in my pet ownership journey.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You haven't had a pet ownership journey, right, So I
would say you haven't even gotten on the car and
made your way down to the freeway on your pet
ownership journey yet. In this case, Sherry in Piedmont, Oklahoma,
in late August put her two African Spa tortoises, Phineas
and Ferb, outside of their home as she usually did,
and she said usually she checks on in every couple
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of hours, but she got stuck on the phone. That
morning Ferb had played a shell game. He had shimmied
his way under an area of the fence before turning
tail and taking off.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Get it a shell game, a turtle because they have shells.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He had to drive to Tulsa and bring them home
after more than two months of searching that She said
it was only about one hundred feet away from home,
but he thought he was going to have to go
all the way to Tulsa. They thought it was about
a clump of grass about one hundred feet into a
field behind their home until it moved in very firb
like tortoise fashion. He could hardly get on his phone
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and dial me about it. She said. He got home
once she found Once he found the whole thing was
only one hundred feet away.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
He probably just wanted his freedom right out.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I clived his bold every eight.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I like these fake insurance scams not necessarily fake. But
in the South Australian Employment Tribunal, the City of Charles
Sturt employee had erected a temporary sixty centimeter two foot
high metal pet fence across the doorway to her sun room.
So she that's where her home office was because that
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way she could babysit a friend's puppy while she was
working from home. A couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Because of COVID, the fence had to be put in
place to keep the puppy away from her pet rabbit.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Now, see there's a woman who's on a pet journey.
You don't have anything. She's got two. I mean one
of them may be temporary, but she's got two of them.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, the employee, who was permitted to work from home
from time to time with prior notice, tripped and fell
over this fence when she got up to make a
cup of coffee after starting work. She suffered a humorous fracture,
injured her right knee when she landed on her right side,
and made a claim, a worker's comp claim. I love
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that she put up the fence. She has the pet rabbit.
She's on the pet journey.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
This may be a difference between language here, just you
know the use of language in the English language. She
made a claim against the Local Government Association Workers compensation scheme.
Now we with the word scheme always have a negative connotation.
They don't use it that way, I guess. But they
said that the fall occurred during an authorized coffee break
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at her place.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Of employment, which is why she's suing, so she is
eligible for compensation.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
They decided.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We're on with seven day with a government seven.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Seven seven years of college done to drain seven seven
seven days.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Speaking of pet journeys, these couple of them have animals
themes through these next couple of nuggets. Why do animals
keep pets? Well, why do people keep pet or why
do people keep pets?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Sorry, that was a different pet journey.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's always nice to see that pets in our life
can be happy and amused, and usually it's because they
see us hopefully, or they're chewing something or licking something
makes them happy. But there was a parrot raised in
a house with dogs who they say is very capable
of playing with his canine siblings.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I love an unlikely friendship in the animal world. Pickles
the parrot is his name, been living with a family
of several dogs, and just as parrots learn to imitate
human speech, pickles is imitating the dog's behaviors.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now, what's amazing is that dogs that are much larger
than the parrot play with the parrot without chomping on him.
I mean, you think of the toys that sometimes dogs have,
especially medium large sized dogs. Those dog toys are going
to be a lot more sizable than even the parrot.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, who sees a parrot and goes, oh, I want
to chew on that?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But they have toys that look like part.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Can see a dog toy and want to chew on it.
And I've never seen a parrot and thought I'd like
to chew on.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That, and they You know, the reason that the dog
toys make squeaky sounds is because that's the sound that
a small creature would make when you crush its ever
loving life out of it. Wow, it's true. So maybe
they wanted to pick up the parrot and see what
sound it would make.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Like bones crunching cartilage.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's also one of the things that they put in
those dog toys is to make them make those bone
crunchy sounds.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Did your dog like to eat birds?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Not a real bird? At least he hasn't caught one yet.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Do you think he's going to have you seen him.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's not tall enough. He'd have to get a bird
that fell out of the nest, which you know may happen.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You should have kept the dead birds that your mom
kept in the house just for him to kind of
get practice with.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, okay, here's number six. I got six, You got six,
she got six? Number six, there's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
What do you have a picture of me, a rabbi
and six drunken longshorem.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Why we just dig you in a nursing home closer
to us. I don't have to take that drink another
six pack.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Well, you often see humans dressing as animals.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
We just had Halloween furries and the like.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
But what about a dog dress like a human? There
is a mass stiff. Is that how I say it?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
There is a mastiff mastiff mastiff that earns one thousand
dollars a month by dressing like a human.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
The mastiff's name is Missed, owned by Callum Barber. And
this female dog is wearing male clothes. They pad the
arms and legs to create the illusion of a muscular man.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Now, how do we know that this dog identifies as male?
Why are we dressing the dog as a male. If
it's a female, why do those have to be male clothes?
Have you ever seen a female in any of these
en psalms?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's just like a light tracks suit jacket tracksuits also fine, Yes,
I've seen that. A hoodie. God forbid somebody wear a hoodie?
Oh I don't know, buy one on Instagram. Hello.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
The dog earns the money through TikTok views and sponsorships
from major companies like Universal and Expedia.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The owners as he puts all the money in a
separate bank account for mist in case she ever needs it,
like for vet bills, and every time she does a
social media appearance, he buys her an eighteen dollars steak.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
That's a good boy, I mean girl. That's a good girl.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
There's number five five.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I have five rules.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little geese, this
is the year.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Loose five pounds immediately. Pizteria in Wisconsin has issued an
apology after it was discovered that some of the pizza
they were serving to customers was it uses the word
contaminated with THC as opposed to included th.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
So it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The problem is is if you see a pizza and
it's labeled that it's contaminated with THHG, that it's so
much it's going to sicken you.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
But the reality is.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
It's just a little extra, a little extra, a little
something extra on your pizza.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, and you're going to want to eat a second
pizza after you finished the first one. The pizza purchased
from a store called Famous Yettis and in fact Famous
Yeties put out a statement. They said they received reports
from staff of some unexplained physical reactions. They investigated with
the police department and it was confirmed that some of
the pizza had been sold with dough that was mistakenly
(29:21):
prepared with Delta nine contaminated oil. They said it was
accidentally used in the product originated from a shared storage
space in an on site co op commercial kitchen.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Here's number four or minutes, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
This isn't the same world you left.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Four years a Personally, there's a small village in Japan
where all the young people have moved out, jobs, education,
what have you. Fewer people, fewer than sixty people live
in this village now of Ichi No No and many
of them are past retirement age. So what are they doing. Well,
they're putting mana cans all over the town. And now
(30:02):
the town is outnumbered by puppets because all the young
people moved away and they missed the young people.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
So the villagers have used old.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Clothes, fabrics, and mannequins to stitch together a new young
population of puppets.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
This almost sounds like the beginning to a horror movie.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Absolutely, we were a daylight for it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But still, could you imagine seeing like this scene with
the swing set and the puppets?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Aah ah, Because at some point in my horror movie,
those things come to life.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Right with the gurgling cat, Remember the gurgling cat? A
number three.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
We shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
All three of the three. I got all three of
you guys, for the rest of your naturally born live.
After about three days, they both started to stink it three.
A man in Greece has been given a prison sentence
is actually one month suspended sentence after his conviction for
disturbing his neighbors he was sneaking into their properties to
get into their zapatos.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
He wanted to smell their shoes. What's the harm here?
There's no harm. He's smelling your shoes. If somebody wants
to smell my shoes, smell my shoes.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, he's in your home, deep in your closet.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Fine, hands and knees while.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It up a little bit, closing his eyes, rolling his
head back, talking to the cat, gurgle.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I've never had a foot person in my life, but
I've heard of people that have feet people in their lives.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Do you not know where this whole thing is supposed
to have originated? The whole foot thing?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
So uh. Psychologically speaking, sometimes a fetish is in response
to early sexual experiences, okay, and something that's happening outside.
So the first time you feel that, the first time
you touch it, the first time you something, uh, is
(32:07):
then connected to whatever you see at that moment. So
if you're hiding under the bed and you see somebody's
feet walk by while you're doing untoward things to your body.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Why would you be doing that under your bed?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
You don't need to be ashamed of that.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I didn't have a bed that I could climb under.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
So you always wanted to have a bed to climb under,
is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
No, so you could have private time with yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, No, I would just do it out in the
backyard like everybody else in the backyard. Here's number two.
What's going on? You two things?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
There's a penis mural and sorry, you just go right
for the punch.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Just well, why why not just get to the point.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'm not Kamala Harris, all right, I don't need to
meander around the penis mural and call Colorado Springs.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
This is over a parking dispute between neighbors. A tattoo
shop in Colorado Springs and their neighbor Fallen Heroes. Tattoo
decided to use the artistic talents of its tattoo artists
to paint a giant phallic mural on its one story roof.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, the mural is basically a tow truck driver towing
a car. He's a big old d running over d's
while other d's are running away from him doing Colorado
activities like biking, snowboarding, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
And the reason they put it on. The reason they
put it on the top of their roof is so
that the people in the apartment building next door could
look down and see it. And it says on the
side there we used to have a view, and it's
got all these they're kind of blurred out from where
we can see it. But a bunch of foully follies.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Here's number one.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
We'd number one. You're a number one.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We're number one.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Ben, I sad to look out for number one?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Are you the number one? Row?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (34:04):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
A whale orgy?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I got right to it again, got right to it.
Of Southern Australia is a promising sign for the whales.
There's been a dwindling, dwindling whale population and all these
whales are banging around a lot, so they say that
this is going to be great good news.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
One of the marine biologists said, you could have five
whales there, or you could have up to twenty. They
look like they're rolling over each other and rubbing up
against each other, which is pretty typical of whales.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Since warmer waters.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
The males will hear the souther the women whales and
swim over and that's when it all starts.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
What the Whales sound like?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You're welcome. A John cobl shows up next. We'll see
you Monday.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Stay drive, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, the story out of Spain does not get any
better the deeper we get into this. The death toll
from flash floods there has reached over two hundred people
as of right now, they said it's two hundred and five.
Spanish emergency authority said the two hundred and two of
the victims were in the eastern region of Valencia. Officials
have warned that more rain is expected in the coming days.
(00:44):
In fact, that damage from the storm from Tuesday and Wednesday,
they said, recalled the aftermath of a tsunami. Survivors were
left to pick up the pieces and the more the
loved ones lost in the deadliest natural disaster in living
memory in Spain. In some areas clearing debris from mud spilled,
mud filled streets that one town in Shiva, they received
(01:08):
more than eight hours more rain in eight hours on
Tuesday than they had in the preceding almost two years.
Water overflowed a gully that crosses the town, tearing up
roads and homes. One of the mayors there said entire
houses have disappeared. We don't know if there were people
inside or not. Meanwhile, hurricane watchers are keeping an eye
(01:30):
on the storm Patty and whether or not Patty is
going to hit the United States. Two potential paths that
it could take, one to the west and the other
to the north. The western track, they said, would not
impact the United States, probably hitting most of Central America,
but it could hit South Florida if it does gain
momentum and continue on its northern tracks, so they'll keep
(01:52):
an eye on that. Drivers in La are going to
get a sixty day warning period starting today related to
an enforcement initiative trying to crack down on cars that
park in the Metro bus only lanes and zones. Metro
and the City DOT are going to implement the first
phase of the Joint Bus Lane Enforcement Pilot program. Cameras
(02:14):
were installed on fifty selected buses along lines on the seven,
twenty and two twelve lines servicing Wilshire and Librea respectively,
and they said it's not fair that a single car
blocking a bus lane can hold up an entire bus
load of people. Janis Han said she's the Metro board
chair right now. She said, those riders deserve to reach
their destination safely and on time. The new ticketing system
(02:37):
is important, she says, and I hope that people don't
take the risk or move their cars out of the
bus lane. So camera is installed behind the bus windshields.
One will use computer vision to detect vehicles on the
roadway in the traffic lanes. The other one will record
the license plates of that violating vehicle. DOT will review
the video. They'll verify the acres accuracy and send out
(03:00):
a ticket. But again, a sixty day warning period starts today,
otherwise they're going to start issuing some of those tickets.
There was a shooting in Orlando, Florida, overnight. At least
two people were killed six others injured in this Halloween shooting.
Two people may not have known the shooter in this case,
a seventeen year old who has been taken into custody.
(03:23):
It was just after one am this morning that officers
were responding to shots fire. One person killed at the scene.
The second was It says one person was killed at
oh one person at the first scene and another at
the second scene, because there were two places where this
seventeen year old apparently stood out in the street and
started shooting at people. There is some surveillance video, but
(03:45):
it really just more shows the chaos of people running
away from the scene as officers finally caught up with
the suspect. The six surviving victims were all taken to
the hospital in a stable condition, the youngest nineteen and
the oldest nine. Speaking of Halloween weirdness, a possible suspect
(04:05):
wearing a Michael Meyer's mask was seen in the area
of a shooting in Harris County, Texas, where a man
was found shot to death. Deputies were called to the
home found this guy lyon in his garage on response
of multiple gunshot wounds. He died at the scene. During
the investigation, they figured that his estranged wife was murdered
back in August and that that investigation is still open
(04:28):
and active. They're trying to figure out if both of
these are connected. Authorities we're speaking of witnesses and did
look at some security videos from neighboring homes, and they
said a possible suspect was seen walking in an area
wearing the Michael Meyers mask, the murderer from the Halloween
movie series. A couple kids who were home at the
(04:48):
time were not injured. Witnesses said someone in the mask
walked up to the victim while he was in the
garage and started shooting. Investigation continues into Liam Payne's death.
Was one of the guys from One Direction, and he
died after a fall from a hotel down in South America.
(05:09):
Among the new details, multiple sources said that police looked
at the CCTV coverage appear to show multiple drug exchanges
between a dealer and a hotel employee. They were taking
place prior to Liam Payne's death. Sources said that they're
investigating whether that hotel employee was the one who was
providing Liam Payne with drugs. He's also seen twice in
(05:31):
the CCTV footage sleeping in the hotel lobby with a
bottle of whiskey in his hand. That sounds pretty definitive
evidence that this was a complete bender that this guy
was on. They also said that they found pink cocaine
in his system, which isn't actually cocaine. It's usually a
mix of several things including meth, kennemine, mollie and others
(05:56):
which can include cocaine, benzodiat and crack and then an
improvised aluminum pipe to ingest the drug. Also happens to
have been found in his home. Want to remind everybody
that on Friday, next Friday that is we are going
to be live our news and Brus is going to
be at Luchador Brewing in Chino Hills. We'll be out
(06:18):
there on Friday, November eighth from nine am to one pm.
They have a special menu that they have for breakfast,
burritos and things like that, so come on out be
there at nine am. They actually suggest you get there
a little early because it's going to be pretty packed
out there. Also on Saturday, Luchidor Brewing is hosting Hops
in the Hills presented by Luchador and next Door Pizza,
(06:41):
and portions of the ticket sales for Hops in the
Hills will go to proceed the Chino Valley Fire Foundation.
So that's going to be on Saturday. We'll actually be
giving away tickets on Friday for you to go to
Hops in the Hills on Saturday, so come on out
again Chino in Chino Hills will be at Luchadoring coming
up on Friday, a week from today, So the Dodgers
(07:04):
Championship celebration. The buses are inching ever closer to Dodger Stadium,
where they have absolutely sold out that stadium for the
celebration that is going to begin here in a little while.
We'll watch as those buses make their way onto stadium
way and the players and family members, et cetera, unload,
get their way onto the field and get into that ceremony.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, it's time for our Gas Fantasy for Play,
and we are neck and neck.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I believe, Jacob, I still haven't done the tallies.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You have no no s huh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You're waiting until you pull ahead significantly. I'm already announced
the tallies. I think I'm already ahead. It's like it's
like college football where you don't want to put out
the final poll until you know that Michigan's number one
again or something. That's my tactic the way we play
our Gas Fantasy for Play. Jacob has chosen four games
on the upcoming Sunday schedule, and all you have to
do is try to pick who is going to win
(07:57):
each of those four games. Not as easy as it
may sound. So here we go, Jacob, what's our first name?
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Game number one, we have the Dallas Cowboys going to
Atlanta to take on the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The Cowboys are a broken team, broken leadership, broken running backs.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'll take the Falcons at home all day.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I I'm this is I'm in the position now where
I've started paying attention at least watching footballs, so that
now the baseball season's over, I can't believe that the
Cowboys are going to be that bad for that long.
This is why I'm taking theoy I love that laugh though, Jacob.
I've got Atlanta and Keana. I got the Falcons, all right,
(08:38):
I know an Island.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Look at you believing in Jerry Jones's mess.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Game two, Kate, Number two, we have Chuckle Bears going
to Arizona to take on the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now, the Bears lost that close one last week, right, yeah,
Hail Mary Mary passed. I think they are broken after
what happened to their soul last week, and Arizona's been
Plane's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I'm gonna go with the Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I think somebody from the Bears is going to get
thrown out of this game because he's got some makeup
to do for looking like a fool out there on
the corner. Right before that Hail Mary, I.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Thought you were going to make a quarterback joke.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, no, no, no no. I think this is the defense
for the Chicago Bears is going to come in hot
and heavy. I'm picking the Bears. I've got Arizona, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And I got Arizona two.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's gonna throw. You need to fall in line.
You need to fall in line, going four week for
you the Bears. You know that the Bears don't have
their nineteen eighty four defense anymore, right, Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I am aware that those guys have long since shuffled
off this mortal.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Coil, So I don't think they're dead.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Probably, statistically speaking, I would assume, all right, who's Game three?
All right? Game Mber three?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
We have the Detroit Lyons and they're going to Green
Bay to play the package.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
This is going to be the game to watch this week.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I think you're looking at the two leaders of the
NFC North. Then Lions have been playing like their heads
are on fire. I always like green Bay at home.
And I know I keep betting against Dan Campbell, and
I know I'm going to get called out on it again,
but I'm going with the home team here and the
green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The Detroit Lions have put up significantly higher scores than
the rest of the league. They put it up against
the Cowboys, they put it up last week. I don't
remember who they played, but you know, forty nine fifty
seven points something like that. Those are unusually high scores.
I don't know if they lead the league in scoring,
but they have had these ridiculously high scores in the
last two three weeks.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So yeah, but they played the Titans.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I know, listen, I know, but it still takes some
skill to be able to put up that many points.
So I still think the Detroit Lions, led by that
fire eyed Jared Goff, is going to take this one.
So I'm taking the Lions, Jacob. I'm trusting Dan Campbell
and the Lions on this one. And Keana, I got
the Lions, all right. See feels weirdout there when you're
all alone, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I feel dirty every time Jacob talks about Dan Campbell,
like help the brakes Man keep it in your pants?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Can you explain your relationship to Dan Campbell. He's just
a real coach. I just love him. So she could
be a boss here, Yeah, that'd be great. You wish
she was a big brother. Oh yeah, you could have
him as a big brother. And yeah, you could sit
on the edge of his bed.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He's the leader.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I had worked for a pillow on your lap, and
you guys would talk about stuff and girls and Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I don't know what weird fantasy you're in.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
See he's joined the bandwagon.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Our fourth game, all right, our fourth game is Shannon's
two favorite teams.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
We have the Lost Angeles Rams going to Seattle to
take on the Espers.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You know, they have become my favorite teams because they're
so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They're just this year they're pretty solid, so poor.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
But the Rams are coming back.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
They've got guys back, they had some they have some
weapons that they are able to use with Matt Stafford.
I don't know why I keep believing in the Seahawks
at home, but I got the Seahawks at home.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Has there been an overtime game yet in the regular
season the season, not that I know of so far. Listen,
I know that this isn't card Sharks, and I have
to pick either higher or lower. But if I had
to make a side bet, I would say that this
is the first game that goes into overtime mediocre overtime.
So I can't pick a tie. I am going to
pick the Seahawks to win this one. I've got to
(12:18):
go with the Rams.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And if you look at my paper, I initially picked
the Rams, and then I scribbled that out, and then
I picked the Seahawks, and then my gut told me
for some reason to go back to the Rams, So
I got the Rams.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Today is the day where you've become one of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, confused, Yeah,
just in the head.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, congratulations. All right, So those are our picks. This
is Week nine. The Cowboys against the Falcons, Bears against
the Cardinals, Lions against the Packers, and Rams against the Seahawks.
Let us know. We'll throw a tweet up on x.
You can also use the hashtag gas Fantasy four play
to let us know who you think is going to
win each of those games. In the meantime, we want
(13:01):
to know what it is that you learn. A lot
of people glean interesting in different things about this show
from this show when they listen throughout the course of
the week, and well, we wanted to ask what it
is that you learned, Kanyon.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
I've been listening since day one when you started. This
is Joanne and Temmy Alley, and I wanted to say
that I learned this week that Shannon has a dope
adhd no hitting.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't know if that's nice or not nice, but
it's uh. I guess I guess you does.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, this is Rob Well. I learned
something really special about Gary this week. Apparently, like Joe Biden,
he has no problem with sticking the limbs of babies
in his mouth and munching on them. M I couldn't
(14:01):
believe he was defending that a strange baby that doesn't
even belong to him. That is terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Babies don't belong to people, babies. I've never had babies that.
I guess. I've had a couple of babies that belonged
to me.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
This week, I learned that I shake my head a
lot with some to your show, and that's why I
have to go to the chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't know if that's good or bad, but it's
just a thing.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
What I learned on a Gary and Channon show this
week is that you can train a crow. So I
made big plans to train my crows, Bruce and Lars.
And then the next day on the Gary and Channon Show,
I learned that there is a bird flu outbreak. So
the next day I learned on Google Google that crows
(14:50):
don't typically carry the bird flu. So back to training.
Come get your peanuts, Lars and Bruce. They like the shells,
like the.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Names Lars and Bruce.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
This week on the Gary and Channon Show, I learned
that crows hold a grudge. Apparently, if you harass a
crow or the murder it belongs to, it'll sack you
and die bomb you and attack your house and learn
which mode of transportation you take, and just generally make
your life miserable. They can do that for about seventeen
years according to your study. Anyway, don't run a foul
(15:24):
of crows. See what I did there, y'all. I'm good
weekend to say bye.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Very very smart. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week
he coo, Gary putupon a piano.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
See thank you?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
He should have demand is seld Oh see he lazy song.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Gary, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that all.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
Shannon, It's Carol, Orange County. I learned two things this week.
This week then Gavin Newsom is an ass. Oh okay,
thank you Shannon for letting me know that. The second
thing I learned, and this is really the heartbreaking one,
is that I cannot ask Gary and now Shannon to
(16:08):
come and take care of my cat for me. I'm
so sad.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
If you didn't hear the stories of of Kevin and
Sassey are respective cats, then you've missed out.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
Scary at Shannon show. Shannon has never seen beaches or
the Matrix. What's going on there? You gotta watch them.
There's a pleasure meeting you guys at Broncos.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, thanks, it was great meeting you too. Make sure
that you pay attention to what's going on throughout the
course of the show, and every Friday will gather from
you what you learned this week on the Gary and
Shannon Show. Something something that's going on right now, of course,
is the ongoing celebration of the world series title for
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the Dodgers. They're still just dealing with a bunch of music.
That's the audio from Dodger Stadium right now, the players
have all made their way, it looks like, into Dodger Stadium,
kind of gathering, hugging on the big stage that's set
up right behind second base, and again, just an absolutely
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gorgeous day for them to celebrate this. They haven't said
exactly what's gonna happen outside of ice Cube performing earlier today,
just a short time ago, as a matter of fact.
And then Dave Roberts came out and started dancing with him.
And there is one particular lyric in which ice Cube
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mister Cube refers to having dropped his buttowks at one point,
and Skipper Dave Roberts did just that. He walked up
and then rubbed his bottom on ice Cube in a
very family friendly way. Shoho Tani now running in by himself.
Did you see earlier eyes by the way that show
he brought his dog with him on the bus. He
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brought decoy, and I guess I don't know who's taken
care of decoy right now, but all of the players,
it looks like, have finally made their way onto the
stage for that world series celebration. And well, if there's anything,
if the speech is start or anything like that, we
can bring him to you. But the other thing that
goes on in our show on Friday specifically is we
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know it's busy. We know that everybody's tired of all
the politics and all those stories that have come and
gone over the course of the last several months. This
week seems like it's been pretty hot and heavy, So
we wanted to try to give you something on Fridays
that was different, something that was less serious in terms
of the topic, the subject matter, all that sort of stuff.
(18:51):
And you know, some animal stories, some Florida stories and
things like that, and that's what turned into our nine
news nuggets you need to know to end the week.
So we start with our honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Honorable mention not supposed to mention when.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Serving with you didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, I think that we all get a little crazy
when we're trying to buy tickets for our favorite sports teams,
our favorite events. You just want to get the tickets
as quick as possible, and sometimes you make mistakes. And
that's exactly what happened for a dad in Wisconsin. He
had a couple pops, you want to go see the
Alabama game. Ended up buying tickets for Alabama the band.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I actually did this. It wasn't the band, but I
made I bought tickets. Remember we went to the Cubs
game when we were in Chicago for the DNC. Yeah,
I bought tickets for the wrong night and I had
to put them up on the secondary market and have
them resold right away because it was I had like
twenty four hours to get rid of them. Again.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He bought fourteen tickets when he was hammered in Vegas
earlier this year, wrong event and a month later at that.
But at least they got to hear Dixie Land alight.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
They said that after finding the video of this guy
and appreciating the total dad move that was pulled, Whiskey
Riff reached out to the user to get the full backstory.
They it couldn't be that someone from Wisconsin was that dumb,
and they said yes it was because there was some
heavy Vegas influence. Might be a way to put it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maybe fireball may have been a fireball shot at them
or seven.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
I did nine plays if a CoP's dirty nine times
out of tennis.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Partner's dirty too, And I speak nine languages.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yea killing right, basically everybody at table nine?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling
from all walkie talkie? Well, a woman in Oklahoma lost
her to pet turtle. Now, I don't know if this
is that you're that slow that you lose a pet turtle.
We have neighbors who had a turtle for a while
and that thing would get out constantly out of their backyard.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've often thought about having a pet turtle. Remember Blake
used to work on this show. His parents they get
turtles in their backyard and they've offered up their turtles
to me. But I just don't know where I'm at
in my pet ownership journey.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You haven't had a pet ownership journey, right, So I
would say you haven't even gotten on the car and
made your way down to the freeway on your pet
ownership journey yet. In this case, Sherry in Piedmont, Oklahoma,
in late August put her two African Spa tortoises, Phineas
and Ferb, outside of their home as she usually did,
and she said usually she checks on in every couple
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of hours, but she got stuck on the phone. That
morning Ferb had played a shell game. He had shimmied
his way under an area of the fence before turning
tail and taking off.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Get it a shell game, a turtle because they have shells.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He had to drive to Tulsa and bring them home
after more than two months of searching that She said
it was only about one hundred feet away from home,
but he thought he was going to have to go
all the way to Tulsa. They thought it was about
a clump of grass about one hundred feet into a
field behind their home until it moved in very firb
like tortoise fashion. He could hardly get on his phone
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and dial me about it. She said. He got home
once she found Once he found the whole thing was
only one hundred feet away.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
He probably just wanted his freedom right out.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I clived his bold every eight.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Second, listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I like these fake insurance scams not necessarily fake. But
in the South Australian Employment Tribunal, the City of Charles
Sturt employee had erected a temporary sixty centimeter two foot
high metal pet fence across the doorway to her sun room.
So she that's where her home office was because that
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way she could babysit a friend's puppy while she was
working from home. A couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Because of COVID, the fence had to be put in
place to keep the puppy away from her pet rabbit.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Now, see there's a woman who's on a pet journey.
You don't have anything. She's got two. I mean one
of them may be temporary, but she's got two of them.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, the employee, who was permitted to work from home
from time to time with prior notice, tripped and fell
over this fence when she got up to make a
cup of coffee after starting work. She suffered a humorous fracture,
injured her right knee when she landed on her right side,
and made a claim, a worker's comp claim. I love
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that she put up the fence. She has the pet rabbit.
She's on the pet journey.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
This may be a difference between language here, just you
know the use of language in the English language. She
made a claim against the Local Government Association Workers compensation scheme.
Now we with the word scheme always have a negative connotation.
They don't use it that way, I guess. But they
said that the fall occurred during an authorized coffee break
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at her place.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Of employment, which is why she's suing, so she is
eligible for compensation.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
They decided.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We're on with seven day with a government seven.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Seven seven years of college done to drain seven seven
seven days.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Speaking of pet journeys, these couple of them have animals
themes through these next couple of nuggets. Why do animals
keep pets? Well, why do people keep pet or why
do people keep pets?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Sorry, that was a different pet journey.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's always nice to see that pets in our life
can be happy and amused, and usually it's because they
see us hopefully, or they're chewing something or licking something
makes them happy. But there was a parrot raised in
a house with dogs who they say is very capable
of playing with his canine siblings.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I love an unlikely friendship in the animal world. Pickles
the parrot is his name, been living with a family
of several dogs, and just as parrots learn to imitate
human speech, pickles is imitating the dog's behaviors.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now, what's amazing is that dogs that are much larger
than the parrot play with the parrot without chomping on him.
I mean, you think of the toys that sometimes dogs have,
especially medium large sized dogs. Those dog toys are going
to be a lot more sizable than even the parrot.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, who sees a parrot and goes, oh, I want
to chew on that?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But they have toys that look like part.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Can see a dog toy and want to chew on it.
And I've never seen a parrot and thought I'd like
to chew on.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That, and they You know, the reason that the dog
toys make squeaky sounds is because that's the sound that
a small creature would make when you crush its ever
loving life out of it. Wow, it's true. So maybe
they wanted to pick up the parrot and see what
sound it would make.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Like bones crunching cartilage.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's also one of the things that they put in
those dog toys is to make them make those bone
crunchy sounds.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Did your dog like to eat birds?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Not a real bird? At least he hasn't caught one yet.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Do you think he's going to have you seen him.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's not tall enough. He'd have to get a bird
that fell out of the nest, which you know may happen.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You should have kept the dead birds that your mom
kept in the house just for him to kind of
get practice with.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, okay, here's number six. I got six, You got six,
she got six? Number six, there's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
What do you have a picture of me, a rabbi
and six drunken longshorem.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Why we just dig you in a nursing home closer
to us. I don't have to take that drink another
six pack.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Well, you often see humans dressing as animals.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
We just had Halloween furries and the like.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
But what about a dog dress like a human? There
is a mass stiff. Is that how I say it?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No wrong?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
There is a mastiff mastiff mastiff that earns one thousand
dollars a month by dressing like a human.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
The mastiff's name is Missed, owned by Callum Barber. And
this female dog is wearing male clothes. They pad the
arms and legs to create the illusion of a muscular man.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Now, how do we know that this dog identifies as male?
Why are we dressing the dog as a male. If
it's a female, why do those have to be male clothes?
Have you ever seen a female in any of these
en psalms?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's just like a light tracks suit jacket tracksuits also fine, Yes,
I've seen that. A hoodie. God forbid somebody wear a hoodie?
Oh I don't know, buy one on Instagram. Hello.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
The dog earns the money through TikTok views and sponsorships
from major companies like Universal and Expedia.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The owners as he puts all the money in a
separate bank account for mist in case she ever needs it,
like for vet bills, and every time she does a
social media appearance, he buys her an eighteen dollars steak.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
That's a good boy, I mean girl. That's a good girl.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
There's number five five.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I have five rules.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little geese, this
is the year.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Loose five pounds immediately. Pizteria in Wisconsin has issued an
apology after it was discovered that some of the pizza
they were serving to customers was it uses the word
contaminated with THC as opposed to included th.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
So it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The problem is is if you see a pizza and
it's labeled that it's contaminated with THHG, that it's so
much it's going to sicken you.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
But the reality is.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
It's just a little extra, a little extra, a little
something extra on your pizza.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, and you're going to want to eat a second
pizza after you finished the first one. The pizza purchased
from a store called Famous Yettis and in fact Famous
Yeties put out a statement. They said they received reports
from staff of some unexplained physical reactions. They investigated with
the police department and it was confirmed that some of
the pizza had been sold with dough that was mistakenly
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prepared with Delta nine contaminated oil. They said it was
accidentally used in the product originated from a shared storage
space in an on site co op commercial kitchen.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Here's number four or minutes, probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 11 (29:38):
This isn't the same world you left.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Four years a Personally, there's a small village in Japan
where all the young people have moved out, jobs, education,
what have you. Fewer people, fewer than sixty people live
in this village now of Ichi No No and many
of them are past retirement age. So what are they doing. Well,
they're putting mana cans all over the town. And now
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the town is outnumbered by puppets because all the young
people moved away and they missed the young people.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
So the villagers have used old.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Clothes, fabrics, and mannequins to stitch together a new young
population of puppets.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
This almost sounds like the beginning to a horror movie.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Absolutely, we were a daylight for it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But still, could you imagine seeing like this scene with
the swing set and the puppets?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Aah ah, Because at some point in my horror movie,
those things come to life.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Right with the gurgling cat, Remember the gurgling cat? A
number three.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
We shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
All three of the three. I got all three of
you guys, for the rest of your naturally born live.
After about three days, they both started to stink it three.
A man in Greece has been given a prison sentence
is actually one month suspended sentence after his conviction for
disturbing his neighbors he was sneaking into their properties to
get into their zapatos.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
He wanted to smell their shoes. What's the harm here?
There's no harm. He's smelling your shoes. If somebody wants
to smell my shoes, smell my shoes.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, he's in your home, deep in your closet.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Fine, hands and knees while.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It up a little bit, closing his eyes, rolling his
head back, talking to the cat, gurgle.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I've never had a foot person in my life, but
I've heard of people that have feet people in their lives.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Do you not know where this whole thing is supposed
to have originated? The whole foot thing?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
So uh. Psychologically speaking, sometimes a fetish is in response
to early sexual experiences, okay, and something that's happening outside.
So the first time you feel that, the first time
you touch it, the first time you something, uh, is
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then connected to whatever you see at that moment. So
if you're hiding under the bed and you see somebody's
feet walk by while you're doing untoward things to your body.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Why would you be doing that under your bed?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
You don't need to be ashamed of that.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I didn't have a bed that I could climb under.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
So you always wanted to have a bed to climb under,
is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
No, so you could have private time with yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, No, I would just do it out in the
backyard like everybody else in the backyard. Here's number two.
What's going on? You two things?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
There's a penis mural and sorry, you just go right
for the punch.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Just well, why why not just get to the point.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'm not Kamala Harris, all right, I don't need to
meander around the penis mural and call Colorado Springs.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
This is over a parking dispute between neighbors. A tattoo
shop in Colorado Springs and their neighbor Fallen Heroes. Tattoo
decided to use the artistic talents of its tattoo artists
to paint a giant phallic mural on its one story roof.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, the mural is basically a tow truck driver towing
a car. He's a big old d running over d's
while other d's are running away from him doing Colorado
activities like biking, snowboarding, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
And the reason they put it on. The reason they
put it on the top of their roof is so
that the people in the apartment building next door could
look down and see it. And it says on the
side there we used to have a view, and it's
got all these they're kind of blurred out from where
we can see it. But a bunch of foully follies.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Here's number one.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
We'd number one. You're a number one.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We're number one.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Ben, I sad to look out for number one?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Are you the number one? Row?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (34:04):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
A whale orgy?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I got right to it again, got right to it.
Of Southern Australia is a promising sign for the whales.
There's been a dwindling, dwindling whale population and all these
whales are banging around a lot, so they say that
this is going to be great good news.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
One of the marine biologists said, you could have five
whales there, or you could have up to twenty. They
look like they're rolling over each other and rubbing up
against each other, which is pretty typical of whales.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Since warmer waters.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
The males will hear the souther the women whales and
swim over and that's when it all starts.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
What the Whales sound like?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You're welcome. A John cobl shows up next. We'll see
you Monday.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Stay drive, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
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