November 8, 2024 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio and appen a great crowd.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, this is a great crowd.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Everyone's very polite, nice and very nice. No one's falling down.
We had Orange County we had a spill that wasn't
you Well.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Then who's spilled? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that was a spill.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That means a pre nine am spill. I mean that
was before the show started.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I feel like every time we go to Huntington Beach,
someone falls down, like off a stool or something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Which I'm not judging.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think it's great too, but it's clear that there's
a problem in Huntington Beach.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, I wouldn't say a problem, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Just aboard strait of a news and bruise in Orange County.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Reminder that tomorrow is Hops in the Hills here at
Luchidoor Brewing to help benefit the Chino Valley Fire Foundation.
You can get tickets online. We do have a couple
more tickets than we are giving away if you're here
in the building, so don't go anywhere if you're already here.
Later on we have what you learned this week on
the Gary and Shannon Show. You can let us know
(01:05):
what you learned by leaving us a message on the
talkback feature on the iHeart app, and then our nine
news nuggets you need to know coming up as well.
To end the show for today.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh my goodness, guess what. Guess what, it's the twelve
o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's the big twelve o'clock hour going on.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Sponsors, water damage, fire damage, burglary called public adjuster, abner
gas one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Eight nine five two five six. It doesn't matter, stupidly,
places talk, you will talk over that thing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What is going on? The Mountain fire continues to go on. Unfortunately,
injured multiple people. It's destroyed one hundred and thirty two structures,
eaten through more than twenty thousand acres. Most of those
one hundred and thirty two structures our homes. It is
heartbreaking to see the pictures of the damage from this,
just people standing outside what's left of their entire life
(02:08):
essentially just burned.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
To the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, and there's something particularly particularly damaging to the psyche
about a fire like that, because it leaves nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It feels like a violation. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like you said earlier, it's your all, your memories,
the memories of your kids growing up, air looms from
people past. You know, pictures aren't a thing anymore. That's
that's how old we are. When we first started covering fires,
we were talking to people who would stuff their trunks
full of photo albums.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, photo albums. Maybe you grab the computer right now.
It's if you have your phone, you at least have
access to insurance everything.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Tax documents. There's nothing that's just not on these things.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The official update from cal Fire now is twenty thousand,
six undred and twenty nine zero point eight acres as
they continue to map this thing from satellite and from above.
The other thing is going on is that thousands of
people in San Bernardino have had their power shut off
because of the winds that have rolled through. For example,
(03:17):
the Rosana Ranch community in San Bernardino. The winds were
hitting that area so much that so Calaitison decided that
they were going to shut off electricity part of their
public safety power shut off system. We saw thousands of
people in northern California had their power shut off as
well to connect that to the Mountain fire. We don't
know exactly what caused the Mountain fire yet that was
(03:40):
burning in More Park, but the intersection where they say
the fire started, there are power lines right along that road,
So again don't know if that was the cause of
it because they haven't announced an official cause, but it
potentially could be.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You ever find a naked man living under your home.
That was the scene early this morning in Els around
I know, a ninety three year old woman heard loud
noises and banging sounds from under her home.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
She lives alone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
She told her family for months she had been hearing
noises from under her home and they're like, ah, that's
just crazy, Grandma. Crazy Grandma's here and hearing noises. Well, no,
last night the family was over, they also heard the
loud banging sounds from under grandma's home.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They call police.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
LAPD arrives and they find a naked man under the home.
He refused to come out for several hours. They finally
used gas to get the guy to surrender about four
thirty this morning. They found blankets and food under the house.
They said that he had been coming in at night
and leaving in the morning, and he was naked.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Does that make it worse? Yes, to make it worse that, yes, naked.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're gonna live under my home. At least put some
clothes on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
At least put some pants on, the City of Cheeses.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Your uncle, Wait for real? Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Holy hell, we've got the naked man. Oh my goodness,
the naked man's nephew is in that house. I take
back all those things I said.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Let that man be free and closeless.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, let me let me thank you for not having
the nakedness run in the family.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm glad that uncle's uncles do weird stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do they not? Like uncles?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Get up? I'm an uncle. Your husband's an uncle. Yeah?
Does that mean we do weird things?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You don't? That's true? That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Can we can we get him on the show? I've
got questions.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Do you know what a fat because.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's cold, it's that cold time overnight?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, be naked, bug on yours?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Do you know what a fat burg is? No, let's
see in London, in the London sewers, they were dealing
with fat burg recently. This coagulation of fats and oils
and greases getting stuck in the sewer system and causing
giant clogs. Okay, and then like diaper wipes and all
(06:12):
these things would clog up. And the city of Chino
is worried about their fats and oils and greases going
down the sewers, and they're asking people to uh, to
not throw that stuff down the drain.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The wipeies that people like to use now type wipe themselves. Sorry,
I know you're eating. Those are not flushable. They're never flushable.
The word flushable is not real.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are there any plumbers in here today or anybody's worked
in plumbing, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
The naked guys, there is a plumber.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, it is not a real thing. And even listen,
even if you do some of that basic household plumbing,
like I've taken that little pea trap off underneath the
sink under like in the bathroom or something like that,
the bathroom sink. Whatever foul, disgusting black sludge that stuff
is is awful, and it's it's from us. It's it's
(07:07):
our stuff. It's our teeth, it's our toothpaste, it's our.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Trying to eat a bacon dog.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It looks like this stuck in my sewer. Stop it.
Have fun with that. I will I have a lot
of fun with it bother me. Grammy Award nominations came
out today and like I said earlier, Beyonce was the big.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Winner at least us.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know if okay, So listen day day uh.
Beyonce got eleven nominations for her country finger quotes her
country album. Now, A lot of people say that because
it's Beyonce, she cannot do a country album, but racist.
She is now competing for Record of the Year, Song
(07:52):
of the Year, Album of the Year, Pop Song of
the Year, Rap Song of the Year, Country Song of
the Year, and Arekana Song of the Year's a that's
a pretty wide swath from just one album.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm gonna take this hot dog and this somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Does anybody want to get a close up of her
eating a hot dog?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Here?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
This is come on? Where are you going to put that?
Where are you going with what you just said? You
were going to take it somewhere? Where are you gonna
put it? Are you gonna go over there? You guys
want to go a lot?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, you you are doing adult male theater in a
church tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You better reel it in.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I gotta get it out now.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, the Lord is going to be watching.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
He's right here. Yeah, all right. So a couple things
still coming up in this big twelve o'clock hours huge
Where to do our Gas Fantasy for play coming up
in a few minutes. What you learn this week on
the Gary and Shannon Show, and then our nine news nuggets,
and then we're gonna say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
All right, these nuggets are pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, Mosquitos, deaf, Mosquitos, having sex and fireball.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So our Gas Fantasy four play, here's how we do it.
Our executive technical producer, Jacob Gonzales picks the four games
that we are going to play from the NFL schedule
coming up on Sunday. We try to figure out who's
gonna win each of those four games. You can play
along with us on Twitter at Gary and Shannon will
post the games. You can either reply to that or
(09:24):
use the hashtag Gas Fantasy four play, and if you win,
you get one of the great you know, kfi swag
pieces that we've got here. I'm gonna do something different today.
I'm gonna do something different today.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Your favorite color.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I'm not going to do that this time, all right, Jacob,
what's our first game all right.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Game number one, we have the Atlanta Falcons at the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You've got the leader of the NFC South and the
dumpster of the NFC South. The Saints are just that
a complete burning dumpster fire.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Unfortunately, do they have an interim interim coach? They have to,
but I didn't see who it was.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I didn't either, and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You've got Derek Carr out there throwing hospital balls to
the receivers, and.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Since about I still love that term.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
All right, So you got Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right? Who do you guys think I should take
Atlanta or New Orleans? Here? Atlanta, New Orleans. I'm gonna
go Atlanta. Also, I think that's a good one. Keana, Atlanta, Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Jacob, I gotta go with Atlanta too, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Smart choice. Everybody's going Atlanta on that one. Game number two,
all right?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Game number two, we have the Pittsburgh Steelers at the
Washington Commanders.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wow, Commanders are sitting at seven and two a top
the NFC East, and you've.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Got the Steelers with.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Mike Tomlin sitting on top of the AFC North at
six and two. That's gonna be a great game. But
I'm gonna go with the home team there, just because
they're the home team of the.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Washington or Pittsburgh Washington. Yeah. I'm taking the commanders too, Keana, commanders, commanders.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Jacob, I have the commanders as well.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh wow, okay, we're just a two in sync here.
We're all synced up. Unfortunately, Game number three, all.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Right, Game number three, we have the New York Jets
head in Arizona to take on the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Aaron Rodgers has fired the head coach, He's fired receivers,
he's fired everybody, and it's still not working.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They are a broken team. They should just flush the season.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll go with the Cardinals, who look damn good atop
the NFC West.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Michelle has said that the Jets are so old.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I had high hopes for them too last year and
this year. I like that Sauce Gardner.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I like the name Sauce. Sauce is a good I
wish me to call you Sauce.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I just wish that I had known that was a
possible name. I didn't realize we're using the entire dictionary
for names now we are. I could have come up
with tax cab. My daughter taxi cab and my son's sauce.
That would have been perfect. What do you guys think? Jets, Cardinals, Cardinals,
all right, I'm taking the Cardinals, Kiana Cardinals, Jacob, I've
(12:14):
got Arizona. Oh, we're all picking the same things.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This one will maybe there may be some Division game four,
all right?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
In or for our last game, we have the Detroit
Lions going to Houston take on the Texas.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh, boys look like world beaters. You love c J.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Stroud, So this is going to be a dilemma for
I am not going to pick against the Lions for
the rest of the season. I've learned my lesson. I'll
go with Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Wow, okay, well, I'm not looking at anybody but the boyish,
good looks of c. J. Stroud.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
He's at least five feet tall. Keep it in your pants.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm going with the Houston Texans, Keana Lions, Lions. Jacob,
I'm taking Detroit. Oh, okay, out on an.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Island, sick three, he is naught yeus, you're thinking of
Bryce Young again.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh, he's five to ten.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
All right. Falcon Saints, Steelers, Commanders, Jets, Cardinals, and Lions, Texans,
the four games, and our Gas Fantasy four Play Again,
Play Again on Twitter slash x let us know. You
can reply to our tweet we'll put out with the
games on it, or you can use that hashtag Gas
Fantasy four Play see if you can pick all four
of those games correctly. All right, when we return.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh, this is exciting.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We're gonna do what you learned this week on the
Gary and Shannon Show and the nine News Nuggets. You
need to know who wants to hear new nuggets sounds?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Did I hear it? Wait? Somebody somebody here was a
was a show virgin? Is that what I heard?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Are we right here?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The blonde pretty girl?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Now, does that mean that you've never heard the show?
You've never heard the show?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
You to a News and bruise?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, she said, Okay, she's a virgin of the News
and Bruises because I was gonna apologize for the rest
of everything else that was going on. You came for
a nice lunch or something like that, but but you
know what's going on. Yes, okay, Well we'll be gentle.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We've got another virgin over there. She's a virgin. Well,
thank you, got another virgin over here. Oh you guys
all females. Do we have any male virgins?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, no, yeah, no male virgin shout your virginity. Is
that what we're doing?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We should come here every year?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, don't you think sure?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
That is?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yes, that is what I've learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
One large and two extra largest. I got a large.
Stick your hand up again. See if I can hit it.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's lowell.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh that's not I almost hit it extra large xl
XL side arm, side arm.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
And I got one for the virgin back here, sit down.
I hit the roof.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
H You got to pay attention to that. That's all right,
that's tough.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
That can't be my last pass. I can't go out
like that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We'll find something else to you. All right. You guys
were live today at Lucidoor Brewing and Hino Hills. Once again,
huge thank you to Jamie and everybody here for hosting us.
Glad that everybody came out to support us. This is
what we call we used to call these super segments
because we don't have a commercial break from now until
the end of the show, so it's just us. We're
(15:31):
just gonna roll with it and see what happens. Yeah,
one of the things that we have been doing lately.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You didn't go to the bathroom first to hold it
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I went at eight point fifty eight, I went to
the bathroom. Were you concerned?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, because usually you go to the bathroom right before
we start a super segment.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's not true. That is not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It is absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, because then you start getting anxiety about having to
hold it till one.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
No, I don't thank you Eric for the peepee dance.
Appreciate that you're a grown ass man. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know how many times I could tell you that
what You're a grown ass man?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All Right. So one of the things we do on
Fridays is we do the what you learned this week
on The Gary and Shannon Show, and people leave us
messages on the talkback feature on the iHeart app where
you can hit a little button it leaves us a
quick message. So most of these came in today, but
these are some of the things that people learned this
week on The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Hey there, Gary and Shannon, this is Troy from Columbus,
Indiana the Community of Better Living. One of the things
that I learned this week is that goggles are for Canadians.
You just said it. You said it, goggles are for Canadians.
You should be allowed to open your eyes underwater.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
That was freaking great. Anyway, I have a good weekend.
I thank you, stay dry. I believe that there was
a point where you said googles are for Canadians.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I did.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I was reading a comment from somebody. I said, googles goggles.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Hey, guys.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
What I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
Show is that it sucks when I have to be
at work and you guys are having all fun at
news and bruise and yes, please tell Eric to stop
with the bell. Love you guys, and I'll love you
to Eric.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Thank you Rene. Is it weird that I know her voice?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, I think it's I think it's nice that you
know her voice. Yeah, and that's quite an indictment about
Eric and his cow bell as well. Yeah, chuck and
glove with here. What I learned on the Gary and
Shannon Show today is Shannon.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Shouldn't hit too many blunts before she tried to tell
a story about her kitten.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Great shoe. Yeah, if you missed that, Earli, you're gonna
have to go back and listen on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, you guys were making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, it's because you had no You were selling the
story like it was going to have a happy ending,
And the deeper you got into the story, the more
you were doubting that it was going to end with
a happy ending.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Don't it was blind?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
She was what she was blind.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I learned that Garry gets spicy after having a bat
couple of days and a hole in your sock. Really,
buy yourself and new parent socks. And you're probably nervous
because of the plate tonight, but I bet Wardrobe would
give you a parent socks.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh, I can't believe you wore the Holy socks to work.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It was early.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
You have other socks.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was not in the mood to find them.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
They're in the sock drawer.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, but they just.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Have socks sporadically scattered throughout.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Your No, they're in the they're in the drawer. But
I was dedicated to these socks. These are my Friday socks.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You wear the same socks every Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
A lot of times I wear them on Fridays because
these were a gift. These were a gift from uh sorry, fine,
what I mean.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
From Gary and Shannon. My boyfriend now husband used to
be able to unlock my bra with a hug, and
sometimes I didn't know what was happening. Fast forward forty
years later, he's putting my bra on, doesn't really know
how to do it because I have a broken wrist.
(19:40):
And I glanced at the mirror.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
I look like my grandma.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Was like the kitten story.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Yeah, it started off great and then.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
It got really dark.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So for those of you who didn't hear that earlier
this week, I was saying that there I did a
magic trick one time, which was not a magic It
was a complete accident. I was giving producer Michelle a
hug at one point, fifteen years ago perhaps, and I
unsnapped her bra. Yeah, believe me, herb bra. Her bro
(20:13):
makes a sound when it unhooks.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Doesn't that sound like those old ads? The most interesting
man in America. He can unsnap a bra with a
simple hug.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
But I would never be able to her point is
that he was never able to put it back on.
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
What's it back on?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's off, that's the thing. You forget it, burn it
at that point, right.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Has anybody ever put one back on?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Men?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
This one.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Is you shoulder in the box? Yeah? Does he do okay?
Or did it take a while? You should? You should
pretend like you have no idea how to do it,
and then just let her walk around.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He's the most interesting man in a America.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You can put her bra ont her hair and his
uncle somewhere naked under a house.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, that is not bad. That's a that's a pretty
good story. We may have to stay here all afternoon
with you. Say Gary Shannon, it's John and nog It's
at Connecticut. You want to know what I learned from
the Gary and.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Shannon show this week?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I learned that you shouldn't try and eat your lunch
when Gary's talking about big gloves of gross fat in
the London sewer systems with pipers.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's what I learned. Have a great weekend YouTube.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I love that he calls from Connecticut every week. We
have people all over the country.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You really did bring us some dark times today. The
sewer the dead dog, all.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Right, but I liked your effort to bring it back
with a blind cat. Yeah, that was a real dumdinger.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
What I learned on the Gary and Channing Show this
week is I love their audience. Yeah, I'm part of it.
But god, you guys really draw in some cool votes,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, thank you. Yes, he shout out to everybody that
came out today. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Should we come back on Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
A lot of people don't have to work on Monday,
that's true. Yeah, so we could.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
All right, this is the time of the week where
we get through all of the things we didn't have
time to get through when we were dealing with the
meat and vegetables of the news week. These are the
nine news nuggets you don't.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Really need to know. No, that's not I changed it.
Oh you did, Yeah, through a curveball.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I thought we were going to vote on that at least.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh No, this is not a democracy. I am a dictator.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
You could say that again.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Here's honorable mention. Honorable mention, not supposed to mention.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Serving with you.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Didn't, great and honorable Modie.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorablemension.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You had a goldfish.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You talked about the goldfish earlier on that you had
for your children when they were young.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
How old sparky?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Sparky, right, sparky? How could I forget? How old was
Sparky when he went over the Rainbow Bridge?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He was fifty eight in goldfish years? How I have
no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I don't you have no idea? Probably a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Probably not even that. He was a few months.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well, this family had a goldfish that was seventeen years old.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Wow, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And this seventeen year old goldfish named Merlin came down
with cancer, a killer tumor, and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
The I'm the one who brings the bad stories.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I've got It's gonna come around, okay.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The veterinarian performed a first of its kind operation to
successfully remove the growth from the face of the beloved
fish Merlin.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow. The fish. The fish was three inches three inches
and they performed surgery on a three inch fish.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It was in Dublin. It was an Irish fish.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They gave They gave the fish general anesthetic before they
cut out the tumor.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Do you think that was really a vet or just
some guy down the street at the.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Pub at the butcher shop.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's like I'll take care of it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I think it was the guy at the butcher shop.
Here's number nine nine.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I did nine place with the content dirty nine times
out of Tenna's partner's duty too.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Kill nine?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Basically? Everybody at table n I'd beel ready to go
another nine?
Speaker 10 (24:45):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Did I get check niner in there?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
When you're calling from.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
All luckie fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Well. A funeral home in Poland has issued an unusual
apology after a body that it was transporting fell out
of a hearse and into traffic. It is, as we
like to say here on the show, It is Friday
and the body knows it el. Polish media reported that
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a guy was driving down a street in Stolova Vola
in southern southeastern Poland nailed it. He saw a sheet
on his car window, and when the sheet slid down,
he saw a body lying on a road, and for
a moment he thought he was the one that killed him.
Local media there in Poland published an image of the
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corpse lying on a white striped podestin sorry, a white
striped pedestrian crossing where it tumbled out of the hearse.
Wait the company, the company transporting the corpse was called
Hades Funeral Service, like h A D s Oh, isn't
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that the river Hades that circles Hell or something.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It's in the Bible. Where's the Jesus?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Ask him? Ask them Hades is yeah, yeah, that's what
he says.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
All right. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The child is bowed every eight second, listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Hey, guys, we got rid of George Gascon this week.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And guess what, he's already moved out.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Of the country.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
What.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yes, he's moved out of.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
The country and across the pond because in Lincolnshire, England,
police are refusing to prosecute petrol thieves, suggesting they simply
be having a bad day.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
That's where he lives now.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, he changed his name to Superintendent fran Herod of
the Lincolnshire Police and he's urging gas station owners to
pursue matters through civil action instead of the criminal courts
because he wants to tickle them back to the societal norm.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
England's problem no longer ours.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
We're on a seventh day with a government seven.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Seven am seven years of college down to dree seven days.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't know if there's an age where for the
parents in the room. I don't know if there's an
age where you stop wanting to sell your child to
the highest bidder. Is there a point? I mean, I
have a son who's about to turn twenty five, and
I'll take serious offers. I mean I will, I will
take serious offers.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
My mom would totally sell me.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, I yes, But is there a cutoff? Is it
like five? Is it ten? Two?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
It?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You want a two for Oh? Okay, all right, So
I got to put myself in the package and you'll
buy us both. Oh, your two kids? Got it. A
woman in Houston is facing charges after attempting to sell
her newborn through social media.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
You know what, that's just sad, that's drugs or well.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
She has one, two, three, four four face tattoos and
multiple neck tattoos. And her name is Juniper.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Anybody I did not get born on third base?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Anybody want to guess what she does for a living.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
She's a dancer.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
She's an exotic dancer.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Here's number six, six six, she got six number six.
See there's six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
What do you picture of me, a rabbi and six
drunken longshorem I would.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Just dig you in a nursing home closer to I
don't have to drink.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Another shit pack.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, scientists believe they've found a way to fight mosquito
spread diseases like dengay, yellow fever, zeka, And this is
what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And I'm torn. I'm conflicted.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
They want to turn the male mosquitoes deaf so they
struggle to mate and breed.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Now, in one hand, I don't like mosquitos. They're awful.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They get into the house, they're blood sucking annoyances. But
on the other hand, do you really want the male
mosquitoes never to get to bang around again?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, well, in certain instances. I mean, they're a tough crowd.
They're an important part of the food chain. But they're
talking about day yellow fever and zeka as being the
dangerous ones. So mosquitoes have sex. Listen, you guys, we
are underperforming. Just so, just so you guys know, mosquitoes
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have sex while flying.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
See that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
We can't even have a football game on in the background,
and they do it while flying in mid air. Males
actually rely on hearing to chase down the females. Therefore,
if they're deaf, they're not gonna be able to chase
their mates down because they can't sense her wing beats.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Back to the whole football game thing, what about it?
What's wrong with that? You can't have it on? You
can't have a football game on.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I get distracted.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not saying it's not it's not allowed. That's not
what I'm saying. It's just it's probably not a great
idea if it's going to be valuable. Is that? Why
are you asking that question?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
You brought it up.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You brought it up. Here's number five, hard five.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I have five rules, begin bombing in five minutes. LITTI,
which is the.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Wuld be a favorite? Loose immediately?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
This is rich.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
There's a suburb of Philadelphia that is a dry town.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's ten miles southeast of Philly and it's a dry town.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's a place called Hadden Heights h d d N
Hadden Heights and it has voted well there they've had
a ban on alcohol sales for one hundred and twenty
years there. They just voted to end their ban on
alcohol sales just this week.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
How many people live there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They approve This measure, they said, is sixty two percent
in favor. According to the results from Camden County, it
doesn't appear that the approval does not mean that residents
can toast with drinks just yet. The mayor and the
city council still have to draft a draft in pass
legislation that ends the one hundred and twenty year old
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prohibition in that part of the state.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
They it's ever since that burrow was founded. The population
is seven five hundred and eleven. Wow, teetotalers number four
or minute.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Now, command number four four Am. This isn't the same
world you left for me again. My plumber friends are
going to get this. Every once in a while, snakes
come out from the toilet.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah? Snakes, it is right.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I don't know how how often.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh so they go in the they go in the event.
That's what it is, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I thought this was an irrational fear that I had,
but now I'm learning.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's very rational.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Very rational in Australia, of course, because that's where snakes
were born. In Australia, a guy found a python coiled
inside toilet. Now, the python's probably better than a rattlesnake
because the python's not going to get up and strike
your your janitor starring. It's not going to strike.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You can say genitals. We're not at the church yet.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Although this is the second time in one week that
this guy has found a python in his toilet. The
Hervey Bay Snake Catchers in Queensland said they had got
a call to receive to remove a coastal carpet python
from the toilet.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Here's number three.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
They was dead within three outs.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Three to carry clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
and the rest of your nat born live.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
After that three days they post stark stink three.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
There's a guy in the UK facing two years in
a prison in Dubai because he posts did at negative
review of a dog grooming business he used to work for.
You ever do that you leave a place and then
you just sand bag them.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Sounds kind of like a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Craig Craig Balancine worked for this dog state a salon
in Dubai for six months. He was then diagnosed with fibromyalgia,
had to take time off of work, and he was
reported as absconded by his boss and fired. So he
then left a bed yelp review. Then he went to
jail for two years as a result of that. Here's
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number two.
Speaker 10 (34:35):
What's going on you too?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
It's not just snakes on the roof. Sometimes it's raccoons
on the roof.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
A traveler at LaGuardia was able to take video of
a raccoon descending from the ceiling and causing chaos inside
a terminal.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Of course, it was next to the Spirit Lines terminal.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
What do you expect?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
It shows this raccoon dangling from a cord suspended from
the ceiling in the Marine Air terminal used by budget
carriers Spirit and Frontier, before it dropped to the floor
and then scrambled to get away while all the alarms
were sounding there at LaGuardia.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Here's number one. We're number one, number.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
One, We're number one.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Ben I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Number one number one.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Does anybody have the conversation with yourself? I can't do
a fireball shot and then you make that mistake again
and again and again.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Does anybody else do that? No? I'm the one. That guy,
that guy you Fireball has a new whiskey made from tears.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Oh, this is fantastic. Fireball whiskey says it's gonna collect
tiers of disappointed football fans after their team's losses for
a new whiskey called instead of fireball, they're gonna call
it crier Ball, and they said it's going to capture
the true spirit of game day, blending the emotion of
heartbreak with heartbreak with the cinnamon sweetness of fireball. Thank you, Jamie,
(36:12):
I'd buy that. I'd buy that, all right, guys, Thanks
for a great afternoon, Thanks for a great morning. Thank
you again to everybody.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Here at Brewings so appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Don't forget to check out Hops in the Hills tomorrow.
Go to Hops in the Hills, go to luchidor Brewing
dot com to find out all the information. Again. Poortioning
to the ticket sales tomorrow donated to the Chino Valley
Fire Foundation. They are a great group. And we would
love it if you would come on out and support them.
Thanks to everybody who came out today.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
That was a great Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You guys create Friday good stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I don't think I should throw this.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, don't throw a coffee mug.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Okay? What's this one large sweatshirt?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Good hoodie? Right there?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
He looks cold, he does Christ? Yeah, you want to
put that on right away?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Not a day.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You're also not wearing socks, sir.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, at least they're not holy socks like you. Yohobo?
What you call me a hobo?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Okay? You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, this is a great crowd.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Everyone's very polite, nice and very nice. No one's falling down.
We had Orange County we had a spill that wasn't
you Well.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Then who's spilled? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that was a spill.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That means a pre nine am spill. I mean that
was before the show started.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I feel like every time we go to Huntington Beach,
someone falls down, like off a stool or something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Which I'm not judging.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think it's great too, but it's clear that there's
a problem in Huntington Beach.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, I wouldn't say a problem, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Just aboard strait of a news and bruise in Orange County.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Reminder that tomorrow is Hops in the Hills here at
Luchidoor Brewing to help benefit the Chino Valley Fire Foundation.
You can get tickets online. We do have a couple
more tickets than we are giving away if you're here
in the building, so don't go anywhere if you're already here.
Later on we have what you learned this week on
the Gary and Shannon Show. You can let us know
(01:05):
what you learned by leaving us a message on the
talkback feature on the iHeart app, and then our nine
news nuggets you need to know coming up as well.
To end the show for today.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh my goodness, guess what. Guess what, it's the twelve
o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's the big twelve o'clock hour going on.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
What's happening?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Sponsors, water damage, fire damage, burglary called public adjuster, abner
gas one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Eight nine five two five six. It doesn't matter, stupidly,
places talk, you will talk over that thing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What is going on? The Mountain fire continues to go on. Unfortunately,
injured multiple people. It's destroyed one hundred and thirty two structures,
eaten through more than twenty thousand acres. Most of those
one hundred and thirty two structures our homes. It is
heartbreaking to see the pictures of the damage from this,
just people standing outside what's left of their entire life
(02:08):
essentially just burned.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
To the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, and there's something particularly particularly damaging to the psyche
about a fire like that, because it leaves nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It feels like a violation. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like you said earlier, it's your all, your memories,
the memories of your kids growing up, air looms from
people past. You know, pictures aren't a thing anymore. That's
that's how old we are. When we first started covering fires,
we were talking to people who would stuff their trunks
full of photo albums.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, photo albums. Maybe you grab the computer right now.
It's if you have your phone, you at least have
access to insurance everything.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Tax documents. There's nothing that's just not on these things.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The official update from cal Fire now is twenty thousand,
six undred and twenty nine zero point eight acres as
they continue to map this thing from satellite and from above.
The other thing is going on is that thousands of
people in San Bernardino have had their power shut off
because of the winds that have rolled through. For example,
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the Rosana Ranch community in San Bernardino. The winds were
hitting that area so much that so Calaitison decided that
they were going to shut off electricity part of their
public safety power shut off system. We saw thousands of
people in northern California had their power shut off as
well to connect that to the Mountain fire. We don't
know exactly what caused the Mountain fire yet that was
(03:40):
burning in More Park, but the intersection where they say
the fire started, there are power lines right along that road,
So again don't know if that was the cause of
it because they haven't announced an official cause, but it
potentially could be.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You ever find a naked man living under your home.
That was the scene early this morning in Els around
I know, a ninety three year old woman heard loud
noises and banging sounds from under her home.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
She lives alone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
She told her family for months she had been hearing
noises from under her home and they're like, ah, that's
just crazy, Grandma. Crazy Grandma's here and hearing noises. Well, no,
last night the family was over, they also heard the
loud banging sounds from under grandma's home.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They call police.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
LAPD arrives and they find a naked man under the home.
He refused to come out for several hours. They finally
used gas to get the guy to surrender about four
thirty this morning. They found blankets and food under the house.
They said that he had been coming in at night
and leaving in the morning, and he was naked.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Does that make it worse? Yes, to make it worse that, yes, naked.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're gonna live under my home. At least put some
clothes on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
At least put some pants on, the City of Cheeses.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Your uncle, Wait for real? Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Holy hell, we've got the naked man. Oh my goodness,
the naked man's nephew is in that house. I take
back all those things I said.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Let that man be free and closeless.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, let me let me thank you for not having
the nakedness run in the family.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm glad that uncle's uncles do weird stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do they not? Like uncles?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Get up? I'm an uncle. Your husband's an uncle. Yeah?
Does that mean we do weird things?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You don't? That's true? That's true.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Can we can we get him on the show? I've
got questions.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Do you know what a fat because.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's cold, it's that cold time overnight?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, be naked, bug on yours?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Do you know what a fat burg is? No, let's
see in London, in the London sewers, they were dealing
with fat burg recently. This coagulation of fats and oils
and greases getting stuck in the sewer system and causing
giant clogs. Okay, and then like diaper wipes and all
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these things would clog up. And the city of Chino
is worried about their fats and oils and greases going
down the sewers, and they're asking people to uh, to
not throw that stuff down the drain.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The wipeies that people like to use now type wipe themselves. Sorry,
I know you're eating. Those are not flushable. They're never flushable.
The word flushable is not real.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are there any plumbers in here today or anybody's worked
in plumbing, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
The naked guys, there is a plumber.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, it is not a real thing. And even listen,
even if you do some of that basic household plumbing,
like I've taken that little pea trap off underneath the
sink under like in the bathroom or something like that,
the bathroom sink. Whatever foul, disgusting black sludge that stuff
is is awful, and it's it's from us. It's it's
(07:07):
our stuff. It's our teeth, it's our toothpaste, it's our.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Trying to eat a bacon dog.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It looks like this stuck in my sewer. Stop it.
Have fun with that. I will I have a lot
of fun with it bother me. Grammy Award nominations came
out today and like I said earlier, Beyonce was the big.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Winner at least us.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't know if okay, So listen day day uh.
Beyonce got eleven nominations for her country finger quotes her
country album. Now, A lot of people say that because
it's Beyonce, she cannot do a country album, but racist.
She is now competing for Record of the Year, Song
(07:52):
of the Year, Album of the Year, Pop Song of
the Year, Rap Song of the Year, Country Song of
the Year, and Arekana Song of the Year's a that's
a pretty wide swath from just one album.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm gonna take this hot dog and this somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Does anybody want to get a close up of her
eating a hot dog?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Here?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
This is come on? Where are you going to put that?
Where are you going with what you just said? You
were going to take it somewhere? Where are you gonna
put it? Are you gonna go over there? You guys
want to go a lot?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, you you are doing adult male theater in a
church tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You better reel it in.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I gotta get it out now.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, the Lord is going to be watching.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
He's right here. Yeah, all right. So a couple things
still coming up in this big twelve o'clock hours huge
Where to do our Gas Fantasy for play coming up
in a few minutes. What you learn this week on
the Gary and Shannon Show, and then our nine news nuggets,
and then we're gonna say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
All right, these nuggets are pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, Mosquitos, deaf, Mosquitos, having sex and fireball.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So our Gas Fantasy four play, here's how we do it.
Our executive technical producer, Jacob Gonzales picks the four games
that we are going to play from the NFL schedule
coming up on Sunday. We try to figure out who's
gonna win each of those four games. You can play
along with us on Twitter at Gary and Shannon will
post the games. You can either reply to that or
(09:24):
use the hashtag Gas Fantasy four play, and if you win,
you get one of the great you know, kfi swag
pieces that we've got here. I'm gonna do something different today.
I'm gonna do something different today.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Your favorite color.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I'm not going to do that this time, all right, Jacob,
what's our first game all right.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Game number one, we have the Atlanta Falcons at the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You've got the leader of the NFC South and the
dumpster of the NFC South. The Saints are just that
a complete burning dumpster fire.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Unfortunately, do they have an interim interim coach? They have to,
but I didn't see who it was.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I didn't either, and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You've got Derek Carr out there throwing hospital balls to
the receivers, and.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Since about I still love that term.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
All right, So you got Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right? Who do you guys think I should take
Atlanta or New Orleans? Here? Atlanta, New Orleans. I'm gonna
go Atlanta. Also, I think that's a good one. Keana, Atlanta, Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Jacob, I gotta go with Atlanta too, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Smart choice. Everybody's going Atlanta on that one. Game number two,
all right?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Game number two, we have the Pittsburgh Steelers at the
Washington Commanders.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wow, Commanders are sitting at seven and two a top
the NFC East, and you've.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Got the Steelers with.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Mike Tomlin sitting on top of the AFC North at
six and two. That's gonna be a great game. But
I'm gonna go with the home team there, just because
they're the home team of the.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Washington or Pittsburgh Washington. Yeah. I'm taking the commanders too, Keana, commanders, commanders.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Jacob, I have the commanders as well.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh wow, okay, we're just a two in sync here.
We're all synced up. Unfortunately, Game number three, all.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Right, Game number three, we have the New York Jets
head in Arizona to take on the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Aaron Rodgers has fired the head coach, He's fired receivers,
he's fired everybody, and it's still not working.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They are a broken team. They should just flush the season.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll go with the Cardinals, who look damn good atop
the NFC West.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Michelle has said that the Jets are so old.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I had high hopes for them too last year and
this year. I like that Sauce Gardner.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I like the name Sauce. Sauce is a good I
wish me to call you Sauce.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I just wish that I had known that was a
possible name. I didn't realize we're using the entire dictionary
for names now we are. I could have come up
with tax cab. My daughter taxi cab and my son's sauce.
That would have been perfect. What do you guys think? Jets, Cardinals, Cardinals,
all right, I'm taking the Cardinals, Kiana Cardinals, Jacob, I've
(12:14):
got Arizona. Oh, we're all picking the same things.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This one will maybe there may be some Division game four,
all right?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
In or for our last game, we have the Detroit
Lions going to Houston take on the Texas.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh, boys look like world beaters. You love c J.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Stroud, So this is going to be a dilemma for
I am not going to pick against the Lions for
the rest of the season. I've learned my lesson. I'll
go with Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Wow, okay, well, I'm not looking at anybody but the boyish,
good looks of c. J. Stroud.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
He's at least five feet tall. Keep it in your pants.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm going with the Houston Texans, Keana Lions, Lions. Jacob,
I'm taking Detroit. Oh, okay, out on an.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Island, sick three, he is naught yeus, you're thinking of
Bryce Young again.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh, he's five to ten.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
All right. Falcon Saints, Steelers, Commanders, Jets, Cardinals, and Lions, Texans,
the four games, and our Gas Fantasy four Play Again,
Play Again on Twitter slash x let us know. You
can reply to our tweet we'll put out with the
games on it, or you can use that hashtag Gas
Fantasy four Play see if you can pick all four
of those games correctly. All right, when we return.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh, this is exciting.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
We're gonna do what you learned this week on the
Gary and Shannon Show and the nine News Nuggets. You
need to know who wants to hear new nuggets sounds?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Did I hear it? Wait? Somebody somebody here was a
was a show virgin? Is that what I heard?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Are we right here?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The blonde pretty girl?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Now, does that mean that you've never heard the show?
You've never heard the show?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
You to a News and bruise?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, she said, Okay, she's a virgin of the News
and Bruises because I was gonna apologize for the rest
of everything else that was going on. You came for
a nice lunch or something like that, but but you
know what's going on. Yes, okay, Well we'll be gentle.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We've got another virgin over there. She's a virgin. Well,
thank you, got another virgin over here. Oh you guys
all females. Do we have any male virgins?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, no, yeah, no male virgin shout your virginity. Is
that what we're doing?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We should come here every year?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, don't you think sure?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
That is?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yes, that is what I've learned this week on The
Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
One large and two extra largest. I got a large.
Stick your hand up again. See if I can hit it.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's lowell.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh that's not I almost hit it extra large xl
XL side arm, side arm.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
And I got one for the virgin back here, sit down.
I hit the roof.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
H You got to pay attention to that. That's all right,
that's tough.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
That can't be my last pass. I can't go out
like that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We'll find something else to you. All right. You guys
were live today at Lucidoor Brewing and Hino Hills. Once again,
huge thank you to Jamie and everybody here for hosting us.
Glad that everybody came out to support us. This is
what we call we used to call these super segments
because we don't have a commercial break from now until
the end of the show, so it's just us. We're
(15:31):
just gonna roll with it and see what happens. Yeah,
one of the things that we have been doing lately.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You didn't go to the bathroom first to hold it
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I went at eight point fifty eight, I went to
the bathroom. Were you concerned?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, because usually you go to the bathroom right before
we start a super segment.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's not true. That is not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It is absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, because then you start getting anxiety about having to
hold it till one.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
No, I don't thank you Eric for the peepee dance.
Appreciate that you're a grown ass man. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know how many times I could tell you that
what You're a grown ass man?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All Right. So one of the things we do on
Fridays is we do the what you learned this week
on The Gary and Shannon Show, and people leave us
messages on the talkback feature on the iHeart app where
you can hit a little button it leaves us a
quick message. So most of these came in today, but
these are some of the things that people learned this
week on The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
Hey there, Gary and Shannon, this is Troy from Columbus,
Indiana the Community of Better Living. One of the things
that I learned this week is that goggles are for Canadians.
You just said it. You said it, goggles are for Canadians.
You should be allowed to open your eyes underwater.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
That was freaking great. Anyway, I have a good weekend.
I thank you, stay dry. I believe that there was
a point where you said googles are for Canadians.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I did.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I was reading a comment from somebody. I said, googles goggles.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Hey, guys.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
What I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
Show is that it sucks when I have to be
at work and you guys are having all fun at
news and bruise and yes, please tell Eric to stop
with the bell. Love you guys, and I'll love you
to Eric.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Thank you Rene. Is it weird that I know her voice?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, I think it's I think it's nice that you
know her voice. Yeah, and that's quite an indictment about
Eric and his cow bell as well. Yeah, chuck and
glove with here. What I learned on the Gary and
Shannon Show today is Shannon.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Shouldn't hit too many blunts before she tried to tell
a story about her kitten.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Great shoe. Yeah, if you missed that, Earli, you're gonna
have to go back and listen on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, you guys were making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, it's because you had no You were selling the
story like it was going to have a happy ending,
And the deeper you got into the story, the more
you were doubting that it was going to end with
a happy ending.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Don't it was blind?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
She was what she was blind.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I learned that Garry gets spicy after having a bat
couple of days and a hole in your sock. Really,
buy yourself and new parent socks. And you're probably nervous
because of the plate tonight, but I bet Wardrobe would
give you a parent socks.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh, I can't believe you wore the Holy socks to work.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It was early.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
You have other socks.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was not in the mood to find them.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
They're in the sock drawer.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, but they just.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Have socks sporadically scattered throughout.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Your No, they're in the they're in the drawer. But
I was dedicated to these socks. These are my Friday socks.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You wear the same socks every Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
A lot of times I wear them on Fridays because
these were a gift. These were a gift from uh sorry, fine,
what I mean.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
From Gary and Shannon. My boyfriend now husband used to
be able to unlock my bra with a hug, and
sometimes I didn't know what was happening. Fast forward forty
years later, he's putting my bra on, doesn't really know
how to do it because I have a broken wrist.
(19:40):
And I glanced at the mirror.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
I look like my grandma.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Was like the kitten story.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Yeah, it started off great and then.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
It got really dark.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So for those of you who didn't hear that earlier
this week, I was saying that there I did a
magic trick one time, which was not a magic It
was a complete accident. I was giving producer Michelle a
hug at one point, fifteen years ago perhaps, and I
unsnapped her bra. Yeah, believe me, herb bra. Her bro
(20:13):
makes a sound when it unhooks.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Doesn't that sound like those old ads? The most interesting
man in America. He can unsnap a bra with a
simple hug.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
But I would never be able to her point is
that he was never able to put it back on.
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
What's it back on?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's off, that's the thing. You forget it, burn it
at that point, right.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Has anybody ever put one back on?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Men?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
This one.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Is you shoulder in the box? Yeah? Does he do okay?
Or did it take a while? You should? You should
pretend like you have no idea how to do it,
and then just let her walk around.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
He's the most interesting man in a America.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You can put her bra ont her hair and his
uncle somewhere naked under a house.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, that is not bad. That's a that's a pretty
good story. We may have to stay here all afternoon
with you. Say Gary Shannon, it's John and nog It's
at Connecticut. You want to know what I learned from
the Gary and.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Shannon show this week?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I learned that you shouldn't try and eat your lunch
when Gary's talking about big gloves of gross fat in
the London sewer systems with pipers.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's what I learned. Have a great weekend YouTube.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I love that he calls from Connecticut every week. We
have people all over the country.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You really did bring us some dark times today. The
sewer the dead dog, all.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Right, but I liked your effort to bring it back
with a blind cat. Yeah, that was a real dumdinger.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
What I learned on the Gary and Channing Show this
week is I love their audience. Yeah, I'm part of it.
But god, you guys really draw in some cool votes,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, thank you. Yes, he shout out to everybody that
came out today. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Should we come back on Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
A lot of people don't have to work on Monday,
that's true. Yeah, so we could.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
All right, this is the time of the week where
we get through all of the things we didn't have
time to get through when we were dealing with the
meat and vegetables of the news week. These are the
nine news nuggets you don't.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Really need to know. No, that's not I changed it.
Oh you did, Yeah, through a curveball.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I thought we were going to vote on that at least.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh No, this is not a democracy. I am a dictator.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
You could say that again.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Here's honorable mention. Honorable mention, not supposed to mention.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Serving with you.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Didn't, great and honorable Modie.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorablemension.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You had a goldfish.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You talked about the goldfish earlier on that you had
for your children when they were young.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
How old sparky?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Sparky, right, sparky? How could I forget? How old was
Sparky when he went over the Rainbow Bridge?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He was fifty eight in goldfish years? How I have
no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I don't you have no idea? Probably a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Probably not even that. He was a few months.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well, this family had a goldfish that was seventeen years old.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Wow, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And this seventeen year old goldfish named Merlin came down
with cancer, a killer tumor, and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
The I'm the one who brings the bad stories.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I've got It's gonna come around, okay.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The veterinarian performed a first of its kind operation to
successfully remove the growth from the face of the beloved
fish Merlin.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Wow. The fish. The fish was three inches three inches
and they performed surgery on a three inch fish.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It was in Dublin. It was an Irish fish.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They gave They gave the fish general anesthetic before they
cut out the tumor.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Do you think that was really a vet or just
some guy down the street at the.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Pub at the butcher shop.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's like I'll take care of it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I think it was the guy at the butcher shop.
Here's number nine nine.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I did nine place with the content dirty nine times
out of Tenna's partner's duty too.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Kill nine?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Basically? Everybody at table n I'd beel ready to go
another nine?
Speaker 10 (24:45):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Did I get check niner in there?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
When you're calling from.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
All luckie fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Well. A funeral home in Poland has issued an unusual
apology after a body that it was transporting fell out
of a hearse and into traffic. It is, as we
like to say here on the show, It is Friday
and the body knows it el. Polish media reported that
(25:16):
a guy was driving down a street in Stolova Vola
in southern southeastern Poland nailed it. He saw a sheet
on his car window, and when the sheet slid down,
he saw a body lying on a road, and for
a moment he thought he was the one that killed him.
Local media there in Poland published an image of the
(25:38):
corpse lying on a white striped podestin sorry, a white
striped pedestrian crossing where it tumbled out of the hearse.
Wait the company, the company transporting the corpse was called
Hades Funeral Service, like h A D s Oh, isn't
(26:00):
that the river Hades that circles Hell or something.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It's in the Bible. Where's the Jesus?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Ask him? Ask them Hades is yeah, yeah, that's what
he says.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
All right. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The child is bowed every eight second, listening to eight
different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Hey, guys, we got rid of George Gascon this week.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And guess what, he's already moved out.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Of the country.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
What.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yes, he's moved out of.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
The country and across the pond because in Lincolnshire, England,
police are refusing to prosecute petrol thieves, suggesting they simply
be having a bad day.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
That's where he lives now.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, he changed his name to Superintendent fran Herod of
the Lincolnshire Police and he's urging gas station owners to
pursue matters through civil action instead of the criminal courts
because he wants to tickle them back to the societal norm.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
England's problem no longer ours.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
We're on a seventh day with a government seven.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Seven am seven years of college down to dree seven days.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't know if there's an age where for the
parents in the room. I don't know if there's an
age where you stop wanting to sell your child to
the highest bidder. Is there a point? I mean, I
have a son who's about to turn twenty five, and
I'll take serious offers. I mean I will, I will
take serious offers.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
My mom would totally sell me.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, I yes, But is there a cutoff? Is it
like five? Is it ten? Two?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
It?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You want a two for Oh? Okay, all right, So
I got to put myself in the package and you'll
buy us both. Oh, your two kids? Got it. A
woman in Houston is facing charges after attempting to sell
her newborn through social media.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
You know what, that's just sad, that's drugs or well.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
She has one, two, three, four four face tattoos and
multiple neck tattoos. And her name is Juniper.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Anybody I did not get born on third base?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Anybody want to guess what she does for a living.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
She's a dancer.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
She's an exotic dancer.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Here's number six, six six, she got six number six.
See there's six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
What do you picture of me, a rabbi and six
drunken longshorem I would.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Just dig you in a nursing home closer to I
don't have to drink.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Another shit pack.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, scientists believe they've found a way to fight mosquito
spread diseases like dengay, yellow fever, zeka, And this is
what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And I'm torn. I'm conflicted.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
They want to turn the male mosquitoes deaf so they
struggle to mate and breed.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Now, in one hand, I don't like mosquitos. They're awful.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They get into the house, they're blood sucking annoyances. But
on the other hand, do you really want the male
mosquitoes never to get to bang around again?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, well, in certain instances. I mean, they're a tough crowd.
They're an important part of the food chain. But they're
talking about day yellow fever and zeka as being the
dangerous ones. So mosquitoes have sex. Listen, you guys, we
are underperforming. Just so, just so you guys know, mosquitoes
(30:06):
have sex while flying.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
See that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
We can't even have a football game on in the background,
and they do it while flying in mid air. Males
actually rely on hearing to chase down the females. Therefore,
if they're deaf, they're not gonna be able to chase
their mates down because they can't sense her wing beats.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Back to the whole football game thing, what about it?
What's wrong with that? You can't have it on? You
can't have a football game on.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I get distracted.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not saying it's not it's not allowed. That's not
what I'm saying. It's just it's probably not a great
idea if it's going to be valuable. Is that? Why
are you asking that question?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
You brought it up.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You brought it up. Here's number five, hard five.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I have five rules, begin bombing in five minutes. LITTI,
which is the.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Wuld be a favorite? Loose immediately?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
This is rich.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
There's a suburb of Philadelphia that is a dry town.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's ten miles southeast of Philly and it's a dry town.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's a place called Hadden Heights h d d N
Hadden Heights and it has voted well there they've had
a ban on alcohol sales for one hundred and twenty
years there. They just voted to end their ban on
alcohol sales just this week.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
How many people live there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They approve This measure, they said, is sixty two percent
in favor. According to the results from Camden County, it
doesn't appear that the approval does not mean that residents
can toast with drinks just yet. The mayor and the
city council still have to draft a draft in pass
legislation that ends the one hundred and twenty year old
(32:07):
prohibition in that part of the state.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
They it's ever since that burrow was founded. The population
is seven five hundred and eleven. Wow, teetotalers number four
or minute.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Now, command number four four Am. This isn't the same
world you left for me again. My plumber friends are
going to get this. Every once in a while, snakes
come out from the toilet.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah? Snakes, it is right.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I don't know how how often.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh so they go in the they go in the event.
That's what it is, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I thought this was an irrational fear that I had,
but now I'm learning.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's very rational.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Very rational in Australia, of course, because that's where snakes
were born. In Australia, a guy found a python coiled
inside toilet. Now, the python's probably better than a rattlesnake
because the python's not going to get up and strike
your your janitor starring. It's not going to strike.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You can say genitals. We're not at the church yet.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Although this is the second time in one week that
this guy has found a python in his toilet. The
Hervey Bay Snake Catchers in Queensland said they had got
a call to receive to remove a coastal carpet python
from the toilet.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Here's number three.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
They was dead within three outs.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Three to carry clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
and the rest of your nat born live.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
After that three days they post stark stink three.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
There's a guy in the UK facing two years in
a prison in Dubai because he posts did at negative
review of a dog grooming business he used to work for.
You ever do that you leave a place and then
you just sand bag them.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Sounds kind of like a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Craig Craig Balancine worked for this dog state a salon
in Dubai for six months. He was then diagnosed with fibromyalgia,
had to take time off of work, and he was
reported as absconded by his boss and fired. So he
then left a bed yelp review. Then he went to
jail for two years as a result of that. Here's
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number two.
Speaker 10 (34:35):
What's going on you too?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
It's not just snakes on the roof. Sometimes it's raccoons
on the roof.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
A traveler at LaGuardia was able to take video of
a raccoon descending from the ceiling and causing chaos inside
a terminal.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Of course, it was next to the Spirit Lines terminal.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
What do you expect?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
It shows this raccoon dangling from a cord suspended from
the ceiling in the Marine Air terminal used by budget
carriers Spirit and Frontier, before it dropped to the floor
and then scrambled to get away while all the alarms
were sounding there at LaGuardia.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Here's number one. We're number one, number.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
One, We're number one.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Ben I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Are you the number one row?
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Number one number one.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Does anybody have the conversation with yourself? I can't do
a fireball shot and then you make that mistake again
and again and again.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Does anybody else do that? No? I'm the one. That guy,
that guy you Fireball has a new whiskey made from tears.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Oh, this is fantastic. Fireball whiskey says it's gonna collect
tiers of disappointed football fans after their team's losses for
a new whiskey called instead of fireball, they're gonna call
it crier Ball, and they said it's going to capture
the true spirit of game day, blending the emotion of
heartbreak with heartbreak with the cinnamon sweetness of fireball. Thank you, Jamie,
(36:12):
I'd buy that. I'd buy that, all right, guys, Thanks
for a great afternoon, Thanks for a great morning. Thank
you again to everybody.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Here at Brewings so appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Don't forget to check out Hops in the Hills tomorrow.
Go to Hops in the Hills, go to luchidor Brewing
dot com to find out all the information. Again. Poortioning
to the ticket sales tomorrow donated to the Chino Valley
Fire Foundation. They are a great group. And we would
love it if you would come on out and support them.
Thanks to everybody who came out today.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
That was a great Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
You guys create Friday good stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I don't think I should throw this.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, don't throw a coffee mug.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Okay? What's this one large sweatshirt?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Good hoodie? Right there?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
He looks cold, he does Christ? Yeah, you want to
put that on right away?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Not a day.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You're also not wearing socks, sir.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, at least they're not holy socks like you. Yohobo?
What you call me a hobo?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
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