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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's Friday, So what you learned this week on the
Gary and Shannon Show is coming up at the bottom
of the hour. So let us know what you learned
this week. I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of
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Speaker 3 (00:39):
I know, I'm such an idiot this week. What else
is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Time four? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
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Speaker 1 (00:59):
Jersey congress Men Josh Gottheimer demanding the FBI and FAA
disclose more information about all that drone activity over New
Jersey in recent weeks.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's totally completely unacceptable that you have all this drone
activity going on that people are seeing with their own eyes.
And even if it's not all drone activity and some
of it is manned aircraft, there appears to be plenty
of drone activity that people are seeing their own eyes.
The fact that the federal agencies responsible for briefing the
public have not come forward in a clear way is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tyrone Corbett is joining us live now from West Orange,
New Jersey. One of the guys in Jersey who saw
the saw one of these drones.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Tyrone. I've been hearing that these drones are massive.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, Shan, and it's really interesting what's going on. We
received the number of ring alerts from our neighbors saying
that they were seeing as many as ten to twenty
drones in the area. So we were shocked. And my
wife looked out the window. I didn't think she'd see anything,
and sure enough she just from my bedroom room window.
(02:03):
She said, Wow, I see three. So I took my
phone outside. I started looking around and I saw maybe
ten or fifteen myself as well.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Wow, that's incredible. And the size of the size of cars, you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Know, it's interesting. They're a bit of a distance away.
Like my judgment was maybe they were about a half
mile away, and there were a couple of came over
the house. But from the house, I mean from the
side that I could tell, I would say a small car.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So are they making noise? I mean you said a
half a mile away, so maybe out of the distance
in terms of being able to hear them, But are
neighbors talking about hearing them and that they make noise
that it sounds like a drone.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I didn't hear anything at all. What's interesting, though, is
I actually saw an airplane which I could distinguish, that
flew over my house during that same time as well,
But the perceived drones weren't making any noise.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Do you get the impression? This is what surprises me
about this. No one's been taking potshots at these things
yet you are you surprised that people aren't trying to
shoot these things down on their own?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
That's a bit much for me. What is disconcerting, though,
is the fact that there seems to be somewhat of
a dismissive posture from what I've seen, you know, in
the news, and for so many people to have seen
and documented so very many that's very concerning.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Is it frustrating.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I mean, are you getting to know your neighbors better
by your shared frustration and nobody seems to be coming
out and getting ahead of this thing.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Well, neighbors, you know, I happen to live in an
incredible community. Western is a wonderful town. I've been here
nearly thirty years and so we have great neighbors. That's
never an issue. But there is a level of frustration
that people aren't being told what they are and for
me as well, I was looking to see that there
was possibly some sort of plane or helicopter, you know,
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something coming out to check them out, but we didn't
see that at all.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, this is it's getting weird. We're talking with Tyrone Corbett,
who lives there in West Orange, New Jersey, one of
the many, many people in the state of New Jersey
in the nearby areas that have seen drones the size
of small cars over the house. Is there a feeling
that this has been going on for some time and
it's just now that people are paying attention to it,
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or that this is a new phenomenon over the last
couple of weeks.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Well, I can only speak from my advantage point, and
it isn't it's new to me. I saw something on
the news maybe within the week, but I had not
seen anything near my own community, So I had not
paid attention very closely to the reports other than seeing them.
But certainly after witnessing it myself, you know, directly over
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my home, that put me in a different place.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Tyrone, thank you for your time. Appreciate it, Oh my pleasure.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Absolutely, Tyrone. But again, they're one of the residents of
West Orange, New Jersey who's witnessed some of these drones.
I would feel like if that happened at my house
one night and I saw multiples that are out there,
I would go out every night from that point on
and see what are they increasing in number or are
they decreasing.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Other stories were following.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The NYPD says there's no indication the suspect accused of
killing the United Healthcare CEO in Midtown was ever a client.
New York Police Department Chief of Detectives Joe Kenny says
that Luigi Mangioni may have targeted this guy because of
the size of the insurance company. Knew there was a
conference there, knew it was the largest healthcare group in
(05:40):
the country. That he did suffer this life changing injury.
In July of last year, like you mentioned, posted X
rays of screws going into his spine that that may
have put him on this path, according to detectives.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Police also in San Francisco said that they identified this
guy four days before he was arrested in Pennsylvania. San
Francisco police officer tipped off the FBI because they recognized
his face from the surveillance images that were put out
because he was reported missing by his mother in November.
(06:14):
He had not been seen or heard from by his
family for weeks when they reported him missing on November eighteenth,
so obviously they would have plenty of pictures available of him.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Nancy Pelosi is in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
There was some sort of issue, some sort of injury
while she was traveling to Luxembourg. She was going to
pay tribute to the anniversary of the Battle of the Bold.
She's eighty four, if you're keeping track. We don't know
the nature of the injury or how it happened, but
she has been admitted to a hospital there for evaluation.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, not good, especially considering we saw just Mitch McConnell
the other day go down in a heap of heap
of glory in a heap after the meeting. Morgan Wallen
is going to spend some time incarcerated, but not quite
this way you might think. He pleted guilty yesterday to
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reckless endangerment after he threw a chair off of a
roof of a Nashville bar onto a street onto Broadway,
where he almost hit a couple of cops. He pleted guilty.
He's going to serve seven days in a dy detention, sorry,
a dy education center, seven days. He's got two years probation.
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He has some suspended sentence, and a couple hundred bucks
worth of fines that he's going to have to pay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
A surprise package a major award was the plot in
a Christmas story, right well, the surprise package from a
Christmas story house maybe turning up on your doorstep. The
house from a Christmas story in Cleveland is asking for
the public's help with finding an employee's wedding ring. The
(07:53):
museum says that earlier this week, an employee spent the
day packing and shipping orders and then realized his wedding
ring was missing. So those who have received orders this
week or have orders coming which were shipped this week
through the Red Rider leg lamps or Cleveland Street novelties
are asked to carefully check for the fra Gilay item.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You can't not say for.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Every time, every single time, my wife got eggs delivered. Eggs, Yes,
eggs delivered. And the box is the tape on it
says for Gilay and I pick it up and I
go ooh for Gila must be Italian. And she says,
she said low Ti, and then turn and walked away again.
(08:42):
I had her back for a short time and then.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I just, uh, he's been gone at Guy's house for
a while.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
What guy?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Wait a minute, what guy? Don't forget what you learned
this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. Leave us
a message on the talkback feature on the iHeart app
and let us know what you learned. Listening, are you
reading some of these our gas Fantasy four play? This
is where Jacob gets to pick four games coming up
(09:09):
on the docket for week fifteen. We try to figure
out who was going to win each of these four games.
It's not as easy as it seems.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
No, it's difficult, and they surprise.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
This year, we in general have only had a couple
of times where we've picked perfectly. Between the four of us.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There are a couple of I mean, it's kind of all.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You kind of know who's going to be in the
playoffs at this point, aside from the NFC West and
the horror that is that when you look at the
Seahawks and the Rams, you kind of see who's going
to win each division, who's gonna end up with the
wild cards. Still some questions a little bit, there's some
wiggle room there as the Packers look to move up
in the NFC North. But we're getting a good idea
(09:55):
at this point, and these games should be darn good.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I think they should be, Jacob. What's our first game?
All right? Game number one? We have the Kansas City's
Chiefs going to Cleveland to take.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
On the Browns.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
As much as I'd love to see Cleveland beat the
Chiefs at home, it's Cleveland, Cleveland, and the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Just decide to turn it on. They don't even have to.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Show up for three and a half quarters, and then
they do and they win the game. And the clock
management's incredible too. You've got to hand it to them.
They're they're winning up front, they're winning on defense. They're
not flashy of an offense.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
But they just get it. Then going with the Chiefs,
but still the worst best team that we've seen long time.
Taking the Chiefs also, Jacob, I've got Kansas City too,
and Keana.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, I don't like them. I'll take the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't like them.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Game two, all right, Game number two, we have the
Buffalo Bills going to my Detroit liance.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I think the.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Bills are fallible. I love Josh Allen and what he's doing.
But Detroit at home, when they're rolling like this and
Dan Campbell's got balls the size of.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Mount drones flying over New Jersey. Yeah, I'll go with
the home team, Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Could this be a preview of the Super Bowl? I
was just about to say that too, I mean would
be that would be This would be a big one.
I'm taking Detroit also, Jacob, I've got Detroit at home
and Keana and I got Detroit.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
So good.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You see where is the super Bowl this year? It's
in New Orleans?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
See do you if you if you saw that game?
Of course you're going to take the Lions at home,
give them the edge. But if it was a super
Bowl in New Orleans, would you take the Bills or
the Lions. If the Super Bowl was this weekend, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I would say it's still a real ding dong.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, I think so too. I don't know. Huh.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Game three, Game number three, we have the Pittsburgh Steelers
heading to Philadelphia to.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Take on the Eagles. I already invoked them, my Tom
and really so yeah, Sam taking the Steelers, Jacob, I've
got Philadelphia at home. Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
See that Nick Sirianni shaved his head and all of
a sudden, they just they're rolling too.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I didn't realize they were eleven and two. I didn't
really only two lost.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh yeah, they're tom Brady's picked to go the distance.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And then Keana, well, I thought I picked the Steelers,
but I have the Eagles circled interest. Well, you can
change it now if you don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
No, I don't know why circled it. You did that
for a reason. Go with the they have been the
Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Have you been able to hear Tom Brady call a
game yet? Yes? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think it's too much. I think he tries to
do the last time I heard him, he just he
talks too much. As an analyst, you know, you gotta
gotta find your holes.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
And he's taken up.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
All the space, all the space, trying to do too much.
What do you mean you don't like it when I
say find your holes? No, I hit in the A gap,
hit the B gap.
Speaker 10 (12:52):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
That's probably a little better, easier to stomach. All right.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Game four, all right, game of beerfore is our primetime game,
and that is the Green Bay Packers coming to Seattle
take on the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
This was never a good matchup before, and now I
feel like it's getting better.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It is, It is going to be a great game.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I think the Packers are for real, for real this season,
and I think they're going to pull it out in Seattle.
It's very rare for an East Coast team like that
or Midwest team like that to go up to Seattle
and win. But the Packers are, They're a tough team,
and I see them doing it. I see them doing it.
I see them winning in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Weather's not going to be an issue. The Packers play
in absolute frigid conditions, hence the frozen tundra of lambeau Field,
so I don't think that's going to be a problem.
So I'm taking the Packers also, Jacob, I'm taking Green
Bay two and Keana. That's all that's all you gotta do,
is that's all we do is we just pick those games.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's it's that simple. So the four games Chiefs, Browns, Bills, Lions, Steelers, Eagles,
and Packers Seahawks. We have to do is a reply
to the post that we'll put up on x or
use the hashtag gas Fantasy four play. Tell us who
you think is going to win each of those four games. Okay,
(14:12):
what you learned this week coming up on The Gary
and Shannon Show and our nine news nuggets, you need
to know before we get into that. I wanted to
mention the one story that we tried to get we
spent a little bit of time on earlier. But the
Devil's Whole pupfish, Yeah knows that an earthquake is a
signed to get busy. The pupfish is this critically endangered
(14:32):
species that's found only in a deep limestone cave out
in Death Valley and signed tost say the fish's likely
response to that magnitude seven quake that rattled up off
the coast in northern California was to increase spawning activity
to protect their population. Was a nice romantic way to
say that they were getting it on, they said. One
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of the things that happens is about two minutes after
that earthquake, think about two minutes after the earthquake, the
water in that limestone cave about five hundred miles away
started flowing. The scientists said that those waves, known as
this I think you say safe safe, were nearly two
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feet high, and that prompts the fish to freak out,
thinking that their survival is at risk, and they just
start getting it on with other pupfish, and that they
right now they only number I think about two hundred
pupfish that they have counted in that limestone cave, two
hundred and eleven and they're hoping that the two hundred
and eleven pupfish will turn into four hundred and twenty
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two or however it works.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Why did you revisit the pupfish sex story.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Because we had time left on the clock before we
went to break.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
And you thought that was a story worth repeating today.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, okay, could you think of another one that you
would want to do?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Trauma?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, you just, first of all. You opened the segment
by saying, no more trauma, right right?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Do you want your Jeopardy question that too?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay? We turned that up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What was your childhood like? For twelve hundred dollars? Okay,
a colorful category for twelve hundred dollars. In eighteen sixty nine,
the Golden spike was driven in ceremonially to finish the
construction of this the.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
What is the Transcontinental Railroad?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Excellent job, Like you and your railroad knowledge.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm a big Chu Chu fan helot.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I don't know what the last guy was saying, but
I don't even believe in God. And I listen to
you guys every day. It almost makes you that when
I hear that song all the time, I think it's great.
That's his problem.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't know what's going on with that guy.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Well, I'm kind of terrified for this.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, it didn't turn out to be as crazy, Okay.
The people held back. They understood that, they understood the assignment,
and they we appreciate that. It's what you learned this
week on The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, Yes, it's me Johnny Dee from Ventura.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Here's what I learned this week.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
You guys did a phenomenal job for Katerina's Club, and
I want to commend you.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Too and everybody else there at KFI.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
It was great.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
If I don't get to say this later, have a
very merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
It's all Michelle Q. By the way, Yes, so a
million two.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I think it was incredible year after year.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Gary Shannon, what I learned how the Garian Shannon Show
this week is that must have been one hell of
a come to Jesus meeting for Shannon to show up
Monday morning after a night game in Kansas City the show.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't think it was a meeting. No, I don't
remember the meeting.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Uh well I was.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I was playing with the idea of maybe taking the
day off, and then you just looked at me like
I was a giant.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I don't look at you. I did not do that.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I did not look at you, and you just I
just let you talk through it. Yeah, and you convinced
yourself maybe you could pull it together.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yes, and you did. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What I learned this week on The Gary and Shannon
Show is Shannon's husband, the pilot all from Moonlight as
an only fan model?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Did he know?
Speaker 14 (18:35):
Does he know that he's an only film and Hi,
Gary and Shannon, This is Suzanne from Honeyton Beach. And
I learned this week that Shannon never saw Mary Poppins
and she didn't know who Dick van Dyke was. She
knows now, have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Bye, and he's still with us. It's his birthday today.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
Yeah, he is garyan Shannon. This is Bill from Lake Capasu,
Arizona six two two fifteen, Executive protection specialist.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What I learned this week.
Speaker 15 (19:01):
Shannon won't eat chicken wings if they're bigger than Gary's forehead.
She believes Gary has delivered more babies than the fake
gas station obg yn. She didn't know who Dick van
Dyke was and still thought he was dead, and she
was convinced Gary needed moisturizer for his face and thought
Val Kilmer had aids in the eighteen UNF two.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's a great point. Well, not Val Kilmer was Doc Holliday,
but a big wing's a lot.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
Hi, Gary Andhannon is Jeff. I already gave my height
and wait a couple of days ago and it hasn't changed.
What I learned on Gary and Shannon this week is
if you want or need a presidential pardon, it really
helps to be a friend of Kim Kardashian. So if
you want or need that presidential pardon, make friends with Kim.
(19:47):
I do believe she still lives in hidden hills. Hard
to get in there, but give.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It a try. Yeah, once you get in, you can't
get out.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
This week on the show, I learned that Shannon Farren
hates Christian missionaries. Oh, Shannon, there was another fellow that
got messed up on the road to Damascus, and he
fell to the earth and heard a voice saying, unto him, Saul, Saul,
why doubtless persecute me. Maybe the fella in modern times
was going through his own road to Damascus, a change,
(20:18):
a change for the better, but he got screwed up.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
What is that in reference to the American that was
in that serial? Right right right, he's out, by the way.
They just announced a short time ago that the State
Department did fly him out of Syrias. Gary and Shannon,
I learned this week that Nancy Pelosi's eighty four years old.
Holy GUACAMOLDI yeah, I actually thought she was older than that.
(20:44):
You're thinking, Diane Finestone, you're right dead. She's now passed dead.
Speaker 16 (20:48):
What have I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show
this week, Well, not really much, but I do got
to say that RELPHTA interview. Sorry little speeched pedmit, but fantastic.
I know you guys were very quiet and you'll be
very respectful of him. But you know what, it made
(21:09):
some really good radio listening.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
So thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It was nice to meet Ross.
Speaker 12 (21:15):
What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
week is that Shannon doesn't know anything about Dick van Dyk. Heck,
she thought he was dead. And Gary doesn't like that
Santa in the office and he likes to punch it.
Have a good weekend, thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I haven't done anything that sounds like ape myself.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I haven't done anything this week.
Speaker 17 (21:36):
On The Hearing Shannon Show, I learned the term super recognizers.
They're people that have an innate ability to recognize, distinguish,
and call her. I had a colleague of mine that
was able to do that. She was a detective and
they asked her to find.
Speaker 18 (21:48):
A specific person in a group of pictures with several
hundred people in the pictures, and she was able to
do that and found him in several different pictures of
the same event.
Speaker 12 (21:59):
It was great.
Speaker 18 (22:00):
Anyway, You'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
See you, Why thank you? That's crazy. That is put
a picture in front of somebody and they could put
like a crowd picture and you can pick them out
like it's not even where's Waldo, because at least the
scar might be in the scar yea.
Speaker 19 (22:14):
This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
that I can silence the voice in my head by drinking.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I don't I know what I'm doing. No, that's not
That's not what he means.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Sometimes the voice has changed and they say things like
storm the stage.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You know, this stand up show needs more of audience member.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Figure in Shannon. In addition to learning that Shannon and
I react to the game last night exactly the same way,
I also learned a lot about warmth this week. I
learned where to go to warm my cockles, and I
also learned that if I'm hungry, where I can go
for a warm mail. Let you guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I forgot about the warm mail good time meal meal.
Who was it that was looking for?
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Ymb right, you can get a.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Good warm mail may meal, warm meal, the nine news
nuggets you need to know. Here's our honorable mention. Honorable
Mention not serving.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
With you, Great and Honorable Moses.
Speaker 17 (23:26):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
MENSI Well, her flash in the Pan popularity may be fading.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, A musical inspired by that viral Olympic breakdancer Reygun
has been shut down. It was due to open on
Saturday because lawyers representing her threatened legal action.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Why would they do that? She should milk this thing
to its entirety.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, I think what they'll do is they will work
out a deal, uh Nigel liftgo Abdual style deal where
they just agreed to She's going to get paid off.
It's her. I mean, you can't do a story about
her without having some permission.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Somebody had an end Zone dance that was the same choreography.
I forget who it was, but her dancer routine consisted
of a kangaroo hop, a backward roll, various contortions with
their body while lying or crawling on the floor. Did
not register a single point across her Olympic battles against
break dancers from the US, France and Lithuania.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
She said that anyone who had bought a ticket would
be refunded. Sorry the comedian who did this, and anybody
who bought a ticket would be refunded their ten Australian dollars.
The proceeds were event originally intended to be donated to
Women and Girls Emergency Center that supports women and kids
affected by homelessness and domestic violence and what they refer
to in Australia as systemic disadvantage trauma trauma number nine,
(24:56):
number nine.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
I did ninth place of a cock to dirty nine
time is out of tennis?
Speaker 16 (25:00):
Partner's dirty too?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 12 (25:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (25:04):
Right, basically everybody at table learning, I'll.
Speaker 13 (25:06):
Be all ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Did I get you a niner in there?
Speaker 18 (25:10):
Well?
Speaker 9 (25:11):
You're calling from all walkie talking.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You've been to Bend, Oregon?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
How don't you love it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Beautiful, isn't it?
Speaker 18 (25:18):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The people in Bend are pissed off because somebody keeps
taping googly eyes onto roadside sculptures, like sculptures of deer
and the like.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I don't know when googly eyes are not funny?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You find them funny?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I find them very funny. What do you find such
a simple dumb thing? I don't know why. I mean, well, it.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Costs money to remove them.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Gary, Oh really, they're not welding googly eyes onto these things.
They're taping them, they said, bluing them.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
They said.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
The removal has run upwards of fifteen hundred dollars because
of the adhesives.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'll do it for half of that if they're worried
about the money.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Stainless steel requires strong solvents to remove adhesive residue. While
we don't condone the wreaths, the lays and Santa hats,
let's stay away from adhesives, graffiti and all the things
that damage the art that according to the Bend spokesperson,
Renee Mitchell.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Meanwhile, I wrote on the city's post hopefully this inspires
more googly eyes exclamation point.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
He sounds like he's fun at parties, No kid, doesn't.
Speaker 19 (26:29):
He A child is bold Every eight second listening to
eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Hey wow, Nigel Richards has been crowned the Scrabble Star
in the language Spanish, as they say. It turns out
that he's also been a scrabble champion in English, and
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after he spent about nine weeks memorizing a French dictionary,
he also won in French.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
He's called the Tiger Woods of scrabble.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
No kidding, someone with very particular, incredible abilities, just like
taken Well, get a guy.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's it's I guess if you're studying the dictionary and
you see the way words are made up in a
specific language, whether it's combinations of vowels or consonants or
what have you, you can.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Guess your way through it. Yeah, I mean interesting. Well,
and the other thing is, you know those are Latin.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
But I'm saying is this doesn't sound hard.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Okay, okay, I probably could ace the French and the
Spanish and the Lithuanian.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Nigel is a New Zealander who has won multiple championships
in English, at least five of them. In twenty fifteen,
he made headlines when he won the French World Championship
without being able to speak or understand and French, because
he says he memorized the entire French scrabble dictionary in
nine weeks Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, if you have a photographic memory, it's like the
facial super recognizing right number seven.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 15 (28:19):
We're on a seventh day with a government seven.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Seven, a seven years of college down to drain seven.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
After all these years, I still hear these sounders and
think what am I going to do with the rest
of my Sunday.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
There was a lot of Turkey trots that took place,
and I mean the run style like physical going out
and running outside Turkey trot on Thanksgiving or the day after.
And on November twenty eighth Thanksgiving, there was in Watertown,
New York, the Turkey Day Run. A group of reindeer
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ran through.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
The Turkey Day Run and guess who they ran over?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Grandma. Grandma captured at least four deer bum rushing some
of the participants at the start of the event.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
One of the animals made a bee line for two
unsuspecting women, plowing directly into them in the middle of
the street. The women were left sprawled out on the
ground as the deer took off. One of the women
had to be taken by hospital by ambulance to the
hospital treated for minor injuries.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Here's number six.
Speaker 18 (29:26):
I got six, you.
Speaker 15 (29:28):
Got six, she got six.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Number six, there's six more weeks of later.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Buy picture of mea rabbi and six drunken longshore.
Speaker 13 (29:34):
I would just stick you in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
I don't have to drive.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Take that drink another six pack.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, there was a man, John Gibson, he's eighty seven,
wanted to honor the memory of his wife Alexandra. The
two had been together for sixty eight years, and he
decided that he was head of a tree planted in
her honor at the bottom of Dumbarton Castle in peer Park.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
This is in Scotland.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
However, two years later he's been told that the tree,
which he placed a time capsule under, even would.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Have to be dug up and moved.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
The family originally wanted to put a bench there in
her honor, and the sun said, they told us we
shouldn't do that, or couldn't do that, so they suggested
a memorial tree in dead instead. Sorry, so they invited
Dad down for the planting and he placed a time
capsule with photos and her mementos and Dad maintains it.
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And because she loved her garden, he was all of
her favorite flowers around it, it snowdrops and the daffodils,
and bought a strimmer to keep the grass tidy around
the tree.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yes, but the land is owned by Historic Environment Scotland
and they say trees there would either need to apply
for monument status or be moved. Maybe make an exception
for the dead lady's tree, considering you didn't stop it
in the first place. Yeah, number five five, I.
Speaker 19 (30:55):
Have we begin five minutes time lit a monkeys the
year five point five five.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Give me a favorite loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
This is what we're all about. Prize picks.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Honestly, that's one way to put it.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
New Jersey family is suing.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Won't say the name of it another place after a
father of two gambled away more than one million of
the kid's money across four years.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Nine hundred and forty two thousand and change between January
first of twenty twenty January thirteenth of twenty four because
of his gambling habits. Now, I will say this, everybody
struggled with something during the pandemic. I don't know if
it caught. I mean, you played golf, for God's sake.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
I have not played golf in like five years.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Once they took the mask mandate off of the golf courses,
You're like, well, it's not even fun anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
But there was never a mask mandate on the golf courses.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And I have had forty two thousand dollars was outside
no mask alone. Very few people too.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Probably it's nice.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Here's number on.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Poor Minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 14 (32:05):
This isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
A woman in bengalaroo claims her husband cares more for
the cat than for her, to which I say, this
is every household in the world where the animal is
cared more for than the people. If you had to choose,
sure at your wife would pick Peter.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Even he could be able. It's still a little puppy
and a little you know, a little and he has
very low tea. I mean they took his tea's right off.
Speaker 19 (32:33):
I know.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
So that was a sad day for him, poor little teas.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It was so cute that day. He was just so
he was so snugly and cuddly and drugged.
Speaker 19 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, he was high, just like a female dog.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It was really really high.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Wait, just like a female dog. Well, you know what
they take off when they take off those parts. I
have no idea. They took off the I don't want
to they took off this part.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, don't do that with your hand.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Pointing at it. I'm just I'm well, if I draw
a diagram, it'd be down this. These these they took
off those.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's become a legal part. Is still they stop it?
It's become a legal battle.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
The wife claims that the husband's bond with the feline
has led to repeated arguments, including instances of the cat scratching.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Why did you draw that?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm showing you what They took.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Penus off and they left them.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What is your figure? I said, they took these off
these that's the multiples. There's these. There's two of those,
and there's one of those.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I don't want to look at that picture anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Here's number three. Three shall be the number count and
the number of the counting.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Shall be three.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Were dead within three hours, three security clearance level three.
Speaker 18 (33:45):
All three.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It doesn't help for you. You draw it?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Born live after that three days they both start to stink.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Three.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
There is a COVID nineteen theme park. UK tourists stumbled
upon this.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
In Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was in Vietnam, yeah, he says, she says. It
was such a weird experience Dysotopian.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Discovered during a visit to Southeast Asia a couple of
years ago directs commercials in London. While exploring the Da
Lat area, she encountered an attraction called the two Yen
Lamb Lake National Tourist Complex, home to four themed zones.
One of them is called the COVID nineteen Park No
thank You. One roly poly pathogen figure has a bunch
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of googly eyes. See I told you they're always funny,
two of which are engaged in a humorous boxing match.
The other others were being shishkebobed with syringes, locked up
in jail or present present at a court case presided
over by a judge Judy facts.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And then they have like this themed clock which each
number on the clock and circular clock is represented by
a circle, and in each circle it's a different sign
of the times. One circle hand sanitizer, wash your hands,
the next circle vaccines, the next circle stay at home country.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's all It's all about. Gloves, face masks, here's number two.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
You two things?
Speaker 8 (35:17):
One two two people.
Speaker 13 (35:20):
There's two sons and no women ringing.
Speaker 19 (35:26):
Well.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
The new Prime Minister, Kiir Starmer says he prefers of
UK prefers a toasty over steak after some others had
claimed that lunch is for whimps and sandwiches are not
a real food. This is gonna This is one of
those things that we are so fed up with other
politicians and their normal arguments that this is one of
those that's going to make a lot of headlines. In
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an interview with the Spectator newspaper, the leader of the
Opposition channeled for inner Gordon Gecko to declare lunch is
for whims. I have brought I have food brought in
and I what can eat at the same time, there's
no time. Some times I will get a steak.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I will not touch bread if it is moist I
hope not. Yeah, I don't want moist bread.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Kiers Starmer spokesperson said, I think he was surprised to
hear that the leader of the Opposition has a steak
brought in for lunch. The Prime Minister is quite happy
with this sandwich lunch.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
She said, I'm not a sandwich person. I don't think
sandwiches are a real food. It's what you have for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
What an ant? What a monster? Sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I have a sandwich for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, but you'd put an egg and cheese on it,
and probably bacon, bacon.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Or sausage or both. He's number one.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
We're number one, number one.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
We're number one, Ben, I decided to look out for
number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Number one?
Speaker 13 (36:45):
Number one, number one.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
To the victor goes the spoils.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
No, I want a sandwich. That sound good.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
A male humpback whale saw a migration of about one thousand,
no several thousand miles from the eastern Pacific Ocean to
the Indian ultimately ultimately reaching the coast just off of Zanzibar,
covered a distance of approximately eighty one hundred miles. They
said it's the longest great circle distance ever taken by
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a humpback way out.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Now, why would a man studying? Why would a man
travel such a distance?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
They get it home.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, he saw some tail he liked, and he just
kept swimming for it.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I get it, whale tail. I see what you did there?
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