The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #356

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Reactions. This podcast all depends on you baby free.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Welcome to Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three fifty six,
and then yes, and then some, then some appreciate your
feedback as in, and then somebody listens to episode two
one and wants to talk about it exact because sometimes
that happens. This is the podcast. This isn't the podcast.

(00:52):
It's the episode about the episode. So if you missed
three fifty six and any of the ones before it,
go back and listen.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sometime we're we're interesting mildly.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, So I have a question and I'll bring it
up on the Brooklyn Boys. But we've done three hundred
and fifty six roughly episodes fifty seven with zero and whatever,
and well, you know, when we were doing like fifty sixty,
we were like, oh, go back and start from episode zero,
so you get all the jokes and the stories and
they're right the ongoing themes. But is it fair at

(01:24):
this point to ask people to go back three hundred
and six episodes?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought about that the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I really do think that it's cumbersome and they'll never
catch up if we make them go all the way back.
I mean, we let's set a new a new mile marker.
Should they go back to episode like two hundred, episode
three hundred call it even though no, here's what I
Here's what I think ultimately we need to do and

(01:54):
uh and maybe Adam geg our boy will will help
us out. We need to put together a one hour retrospective, okay,
that has the steak dinner story, how we got together story,
maybe the milestone moments milestone but milestone conversations, not a montage,

(02:19):
but like all you need to know to get to
this point.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That takes a lot. You think you're going to condense
that into a one hour show.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, I think if we go back and look at
all the descriptions of all the episodes, you and I
do that maybe maybe I do episodes zero to one hundred,
you do one hundred and two hundred, you know, like
go through one hundred descriptions and remember conversations that are
integralt that are an integral.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Integral, integral, integral.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Integral, integral, integral. Part of the journey. It's a musical journey,
right like Sidell's should be in there, of course, and uh,
you know, uh, the uber but that's why I think
we should do that, all right, Yeah, yeah, the ober rant, Yeah,
the big box on my driveway rant. All right. So
we'll figure that out and we'll get back to your

(03:11):
We love a lot of loose ends here on the
people'll get a sponsor. We'll get a sponsor just for
that episode show. We've been talking about that for two years. Now.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Let me tell you something. We do have a lot
of loose ends.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
We just we love with the podcast that just keeps
opening up loose ends and never tying them up. Now
I listened to I'm sorry, I will get back to this.
We'll get back to the we're doing Little Brooklyn Boys here.
But I listened to the NFL radio on the weekends
if I'm in the car on a Sunday. Yeah, And
I forget which stadium. It doesn't matter because I think

(03:43):
I think it's the network that sponsored but they like,
oh uh uh, he was wide open in the uh
University of South Florida campus end zone, like the end
zone is sponsored, like, it's not sponsored by the team
doesn't know about it, the stadium doesn't know about it.
But the broadcast has sold the sponsorship rights to the

(04:06):
right right, So whenever the announcers have to mention it,
they have to reference the sponsor, got it right? And
and uh, I have a friend who's on radio in Washington,
d C. And for a while he was on the
McDonald's uh like studio morning show or something like. They
sponsored the whole right, So I feel like like Root's
Chris Steakhouse. I feel like, you know, like uh, Diet

(04:32):
Coke presents the Brooklyn Boys podcast like a title sponsor.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
All right, I like that we do need one of those.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, if you're.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
In a big money position and you've got power and
you like to make that happen, that would be great.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Get in touch with us.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Otherwise we're just preaching to the choir here, brody, Because
how about this when when you said that would be cumbersome,
I was going to say, thanks seven Mary three, of course, right,
And now how about every time you and I play
that that that's that thanks to the singer of that
song a bit that we do that we go oh,
thanks seven Mary three. By the way, that's sponsored by Spotify,

(05:09):
Apple Music for In this case, iHeart radio because that's
the only way you could get to drop a talk
back is if you listen to the iHeartRadio app. You
clicked on the microphone and you left us your feedback,
and here's about an hour's worth, because my god, we've
got a lot of these to get too scary.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
And Brodie Brodie and is scary. This is cha, by
the way, this is the talk back. For the talk back,
I apologize to your your your some of your slices
that aren't familiar with the itis.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
The itis is a nod to a show called The
Boondocks and it's on HBO Max episode US. Individuals in
the melanated circles are very well familiar as to what
the itis is.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
So to my.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Caucasian listeners, I would say, consult with your black friend,
Consult with your your more millenated friends, Browns, Latinos, Afro
Latinos will clarify as to what the term the itis
is in a more as a connected because my last

(06:24):
itis moment involved the restaurant.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Rudy's, Rudy Rudy.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yes, we went to Rudy's Clipside Park, had had a
sumptuous Italian meal, went back home, go up on the bed,
said let's watch weapons.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Okay, let's watch.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Of course, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yep, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So Rudy's has a very very heavy heavy meal.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Ate.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
His girl Maria sent me a d M and said, hey, Brody,
Marie at Chay from Philly sent me this video, and
then the following week we went there. So Maria and
Chay went to Rudis Yep, great, great place from Philly.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
What's up, Brooken boys, It's firm in Atlanta.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
Listening to the talkbacks on the November third cast, scary,
this is a great opportunity for you to become the
coolest uncle in the world. I believe you have a
teenage nephew and he could be your wingman at these
places that you are here to go to by yourself,
earn yourself. So Brownie points of your nephew. So when

(07:32):
you're old and decrepit, he'll take care of you.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Not a bad idea. I'm already thinking about that. I'm like,
I need I need somebody to take care of me.
It may be my nephew.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Lucas Brigler boys do if you can instant here crazy
questions fors scary because scary.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
You still work at the.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Morning show, so you might know the answer of this.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
I was listening to Bobby Lee's podcast Tiger Belly, and
right there in the middle of the podcast, he does
a ad, you know, he cuts to an ad. His
ad INDs and I suddenly hear Elvis Durand's voice doing
an app for Mercedes fans.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah. So sometimes sometimes Elvis's voice gets or any voices
can get spewed across the network, you know, because if
they buy it as a national commercial, it could run
on any podcast at any time.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Even if people don't know who else.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Is that are listening to that particular podcast. At that point,
they just like, all right, they want that, you know,
they like the way he read the commercial, so you know,
it's still a commercial for a car, you know. Yeah,
and they gave Elvis the three bucks to do it,
and so they got that money's worth. They'll just send
it out everywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
He continues, Yeah, dp.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
P, missy.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
So my question is do y'all sell the as that
y'all read out to my Apple or Spotify or something
as well, because confession time, I listened to the podcast
on Apple Podcasts, but I will go to the iHeartRadio
app to lead talkbacks, and I got the ieheart Radio
ad for the occasion who listen to the Big Show live.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
But I was I was wondering because I know, again like.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
I was saying, I know, body Lee's podcast is an
under the Elvis Duran podcast unbrothera or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
So I was I was notting to hear Elvison's voice.

Speaker 10 (09:16):
Are completely different podcasts has nothing to do with radio
and uh so, yeah, I was wondering, like if you
can maybe answer that question, if y'all sail your ads
to other podcasts or yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know the ad whoever sold it that they can
buy that podcast, They can buy different networks that can
appear on I mean, you could turn on your TV
and before ESPN, you.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Get a pre.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Roll on your Roku and you can hear my commercial
come up that the advertising is. It depends on what
the client wants to spend it and where they want
to spend it. But we have the ability to put
out commercials out there much further than just the radio
station in the podcast that we you know, target or
are broadcasting to.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
If that makes any sense.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I would like to add two things to that. Number One,
you know, he always says he's uh, he's from NC,
but that clearly means noisy call. Second of all, I
want to give Scary Jones props because I don't know
how many of you slices just picked up on it,
and you're not going to ruin it, Scary, because you
did a good thing there. Scary mentioned a commercial and

(10:26):
a client that runs on right, and he didn't mention
the client.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I didn't mention the client.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Props the Scary but not slipping that in. And I
want to play the jiggle right now. We've got way
too many of these to get through. Well, let's stop talking.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Brody, Scary, Scary Brody.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
It's Alice from Philly. I just need to pick up
for Scary for a second. I was not a fan
of that bat shaming comment about Scary in the Power
Ranger outfit. I looked at his Instagram and I thought
he looked fabulous. Hard work is paying off. As far
as the vacation by yourself, I think there are two
separate things.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I think going to a children.

Speaker 11 (11:05):
T Halloween party or a young girl's concert is pedophile.
Ellis and Philly don't hate me. My talk back just
shut off in the middle of talking, so I don't
know if part two went through.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's okay.

Speaker 11 (11:16):
I'm just saying that I think going to the Halloween
party or the Sabrena Carpenter concert is pedophilest because they're
geared toward a younger audience. But if you're doing adult
them things, vacationing a cruise, going to the Island bar restaurant,
all of that's totally fine to do as a solo
adult male or female, and you would probably have a
good time.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Thank you. I'm glad makes it clear. I didn't do
any fat shaming, at least not with the power. I
didn't even see the power rang your picture. I'm glad
that some of the comments were out there. It's okay,
it doesn't matter. It's it's called getting on any thread
and leaving comments every thread. Every thread turns racist, obscene,

(11:58):
or extreme in any way. You know, well, you know
the you know the jingle Every thread begins with f
F you. Yeah, you know, every kid. Have you ever
met a thread that didn't go sideways for politics, religion,
or anything? Yeah? Oh yeah. Also, I just want to
add one thing and then we'll move on. Scary. Going

(12:19):
to a concert that's geared for younger women or a
Halloween is not a pedophilia thing. Having sex with children
is pedophilia. It's just weird and creepy. And it might
it might, it might worry the people there that that
you're a little whatever, But that doesn't make him a pedophile. My, my,
my obsessive concern about what people think around me, which

(12:42):
is a problem of what they're thinking of me, prevents
me from going to a Cyprina Carpenter concert because I'm like,
what is going through this parent's head right now? These
So that that's what prevents me from from going, you know,
except you're the same person who goes on stage and
doesn't care how you act and puts on a power
ranger costume and doesn't care what people think. Right, So
it really isn't about that. It's just about this one little,

(13:03):
one little slice of the pizza that you get a
little freaked out about that they might think you're a
little creepy. Yeah, al right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Wait, wait MJ from NJ, Wait a minute.

Speaker 13 (13:19):
The brody, Yeah, do you really think he lives in
senior housing?

Speaker 11 (13:24):
What's happening right now?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
The brody?

Speaker 14 (13:28):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (13:29):
I should have waited for your follow up where you said,
you know, he doesn't really live in senior housing. You
sounded very believable though, and I also like how you
said it reminded you of people living in senior housing.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I love when Slice Time calls really reflect other Slice
Time calls and they're not talking about the episode.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
They're just talking about other Slice timers.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
It happens.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
That's fine from Brooklyn here.

Speaker 15 (13:56):
Uh yeah, I feel the same way about the nine
to eleven thing. It is went cathotic to talk about it.
It's a sad day. I remember it exactly. You know
how it happened.

Speaker 16 (14:07):
Where I was turn right on the Stoniers Boulevard, where.

Speaker 15 (14:12):
I wasn't everything else, never forget. New York has forgotten.
I hate to say that.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, we're not going to get into that. We
weren't laughing at the nine to eleven. We left at
the factors navigation.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And the navigation brings it up.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
We would never laugh at Viney or that topic.

Speaker 17 (14:31):
So okay, Brooklyn boys were making noise.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Can you guys please host.

Speaker 17 (14:39):
A karaoke competition on Slice Time.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
We call in, we do our song, we get the.

Speaker 17 (14:49):
Vote for the winner, and.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
The rule is the songs can only be from the movie.

Speaker 18 (14:59):
Ain't crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, I think you lost me there at the very end.
I was right there with you up until that last point.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Hey it's DC uh uh.

Speaker 19 (15:11):
I gotta say, first of all, congratulations Scary for working
out most of the week.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
And second, Brody, you're kind of a dick when you drink.
Maybe that's why you don't as much.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
All right, why was I? I don't remember being a dick. Also,
I didn't drink. I had a little bit of alcohol
that made me a little tired. I wouldn't say Cooper Boys.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
DP from the NCO Scary.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
Don't nobody give a fuck about that damn parade you
worried about?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Who do Halloween?

Speaker 20 (15:41):
Like?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
What?

Speaker 10 (15:41):
This represent your own motherfucker town? Represent Halloween for hobo
again boat or Jersey City or some shit like that.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Fuck goddamn Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You ain't got nothing to do with Manhattan, motherfuckers. No,
I'm playing dog represent whatever.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
You want, man.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
I just I'm just talking to shit because I'm at
work this Thursday.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
This is my Friday.

Speaker 10 (15:57):
I'm but I'm going to the casinos Saturday, to y'all
with If I hit big at the casino Saturday, I'm
buying iHeartRadio so I'll beat your new boss man till
everybody is getting a pay cut, nobody's get being raising.

Speaker 19 (16:11):
I'm sorry, I'm after.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
The money, Brody.

Speaker 10 (16:15):
I give you like a ten thousand dollars retirement bonus,
even though you retired like twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
But I got you this.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
Holy did shit, Scary Jones, you're one hell of a
fucking man. Twenty minutes total on the rowing machine. God, man,
I could never you know, just I don't know.

Speaker 21 (16:34):
I'm so shocked.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Man. That's almost unhuman for somebody to work out for
a total of twenty minutes on the rowing shit. By
the way, scary ten hours throwing thousands of pounds of
illuminum around all fucking day.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Dog.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
Come on, man, I'm sorry about that. I was a
little rude, but actually I take you back. I'm not sorry.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 10 (16:55):
Scary twenty minutes actually, congratulations, But come on, Dog's only
twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Man, let me hear you.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
When you got an hour on the rower, that's when.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's when we're talking. That's when we're talking.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
But I'll tell you twenty.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
Five dollars and I'll buy the bottle of Bailey's chocolate
if you get drunk on the podcast, just one time,
Just one time, that's.

Speaker 21 (17:14):
All I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I know it's against your.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Morals, but hey, I love that.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'll it's not a morals thing at all, not a
moral sing I I I. One of the reasons I
don't drink is I don't like to not be in
control of my wit and the speed of my brain,
and anything that slows that down bothers me. So it's
not more. I know, I don't judge people having a
good time in the safety of you know, they're not
driving and they're you know, they're they're of age. That's

(17:39):
not a moral thing for me at all. It's just
I don't like to be influenced by anything other than
but boom my quick wit. Certainly not under the influence either, correct, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 21 (17:51):
The boy podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wait a minute, was that your big your big joke
to hit the commercial stage? You're like the stage or
you're like, sure, not under the influence boom that.

Speaker 22 (18:05):
Todd.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
That really wasn't a very big ender. I wasn't trying
to if it was really trying very hard. It was
time to take a break. I said what I said,
and we moved on. This awkward, and he didn't. You
didn't even you waited like two seconds. Okay, okay, I'll
be quicker. Just go back and rewind that and listen
how awkward that sounded. Here here's a recreation. I guess.

(18:26):
So you're also under the influence.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
It's Boys DP from NC here scary. I know you
said not believe any talk facts about Brooklyn Boys Live,
but here is just a couple of ideas.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
From Brooklyn Boys Live.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Hey, you gotta record two episodes. You gotta do with
live slice time, Maybe pass a mic around through the crowd,
let the slicense ask their questions live. Second of all,
you definitely gotta fuck. I don't forgot the goddamn idea, dude,
I got a damn I can't believe I'd just forgotten.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
My Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
This DP is c Yeah, bullshit.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
Background noise out.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Remember what the fuck I was gonna say.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
I was gonna say a lot of major podcasts that
do live shows tour and go around the different parts
of the country. So maybe look and see where most
of your listeners are and do it there.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I don't By the way, if we ever wanted a
big way to lose a lot of money fast. Then
we'll go around the country and do a tour. Right, yeah,
we don't. We don't have that kind of transportation in
the budget.

Speaker 17 (19:30):
I don't decorat no tree, and I don't.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Need no potato lucky bottle.

Speaker 17 (19:36):
Get this old woman's balance of squeeze, because that's just
who I am.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
She's on one.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Thank you Ray. Yeah, that's why I don't excellent work,
compliment incoming.

Speaker 19 (19:53):
Scary, excellent work getting after it in the gym. David
Brody is under estimating what you're putting yourself through. Got
an idea, David Brody goes through one of your training
sessions with you, we hear about it. You get to
take him to a steak dinner. He gets his steak dinner.

(20:14):
You get to show him how grueling the workouts are.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Just a thought, let us know, all right, I like
that idea. Oh I'm up for that. I'm up for
the scaries regiment we have with no pre training. We
have two rowers. There were two of them side by side.
You want to go, you want to go second for
second with me and and and if I perform, if
I outperform you, I get a second steak dinner. That
was already, the first one that was never in the

(20:39):
one that was never in the cards. Yeah. Yeah. By
the way, for those keeping track, I've three consecutive weeks
of four days a week. This week I'll be doing three,
and next week I'll be doing three because I well, well,
we have obligations, so I just can't physically make it
over there. But get he's still going to rest for

(20:59):
three minutes every two minutes. No, I'm getting in there
for days, and this is a big improvement. I used
to only get in there twice a week, sometimes just once.

Speaker 23 (21:08):
Brodie and scary never scary Embrody, it's.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Wait what what? What from CT? Have you gone to
Target yet to get your seven pound weights so you
can work out at home? I have ten pound weights.
I have two ten pound weights. Had you get no?
I bought two? No, ten, you're up to ten pounds now,
I bought two ten pounds, so I could, you know,
you know, throw them around my room.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You know what I'm saying, Throw them around?

Speaker 24 (21:27):
Brody and scary never scary and Brody it's well from CT. Yeah, Well,
I mean, come on, like, what what's up with your
people's Brody? Well, I guess I'm not surprised they're your
people's but fucking three pennies.

Speaker 23 (21:41):
Three fucking pennies.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Who gives a shit?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Exactly? It's not my peace.

Speaker 23 (21:46):
They had me and Nickel.

Speaker 24 (21:47):
I look at it his first, blit second and be like, hey,
whatever and just move on on my day, don't give
it a second thought.

Speaker 25 (21:52):
But three fucking pennies. And I can just hear you
now saying, oh, but you know, if it was a
nickel and the two pretty different, blah blah blah. It's
fucking three pennies.

Speaker 23 (22:05):
Man.

Speaker 24 (22:06):
Neither one of you guys are broke like that, Like,
come on, man, who gives a fuck?

Speaker 23 (22:13):
Man? And also regarding the you know x nay on the.

Speaker 24 (22:21):
Event, can you believe slices are leaving talkbacks about the
live event x nay on the event?

Speaker 23 (22:29):
They I know you guys said not to leave any
talkbacks about it, but fuck that fuck. Yes, we're in.
Make that ship happen, thank you of any nice.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Good day, Yeah, Brody would un it would be it
would be envey. It's not about my pennies. First of all,
it was it was paper menu. Who I want to
point out I believe is uh Irish. I'm in an Italian.
Second of all, it's the principle of the fact that

(23:06):
the cashier took it upon herself to just say, I'm
not gonna give you your change, So.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Understand the principle.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I get it that I've been that situation, but full
on Scary also said if the gas guy shorted him
three cents, he'd want a little CLICKI clickie with the
gas I do want click clickie. Don't shot me on
ninety nine right, So if Skary wants to CLICKI click
you three cents, my my friend payper menu is entitled
to go, hey, where's my three cents? Berdie someday, hold on,

(23:36):
hold on, hold on. Someday you're gonna be at a store,
wil frim ct. You're gonna be in a store and
something's gonna be three dollars and three cents, and you're
not gonna have the three cents, and they're not gonna
wipe that three cents away. They're gonna hand you ninety
seven cents worth the change, So that three cents would
have saved you that bullshit. Sometimes you need pennies until

(23:56):
sales taxes ten percent all over the world. Pen and
at least in America say.

Speaker 26 (24:03):
I'm always on your side, but why can't you just
mention the names.

Speaker 27 (24:07):
It's like you're just teasing us.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Exactly I did it.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
That's why I spoke.

Speaker 26 (24:13):
About it, and I'm sorry, TUTSI rolls are just a
fucking piece of shit. Candy sure, don't give them out.

Speaker 15 (24:19):
Don't give him out.

Speaker 26 (24:21):
That and worthy originals.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I agree with her on all these points.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Okay, first of all, well you'll hear later, and I
hope you hope you'll leave a talk back, a second
talk back where I did say that the celebrity wash
was Ed Lover, famous DJ, famous host of empty and
you MTV raps that's who it was.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Hey Forckle Boys, Shami from Queen's Here.

Speaker 28 (24:43):
Guys were talking about retail stores being early for Christmas.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
The first week of October. I was at holes.

Speaker 28 (24:49):
I decided to do some shopping, look for some fun
Halloween shirts. There were none, mind you, first week of
October and was already out and replaced Halloween.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
There were Christmas trees and Christmas.

Speaker 17 (25:03):
Decorations and all that, and I'm.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Like, what the fuck is happening. It's the first fucking week.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
You know what, Jamie, but Coals is not the be all,
end all for Halloween solutions for your clothing. Is you
can go to a lot of other places and you
could have found something.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I'm just saying, you know what.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
You know, you can't be narrow minded and be like,
I'm only going to Calls and what it's the first
week of October and they don't have Halloween stuff. The
reason you go to Coals for the T shirts is
they usually have a very large selection of the they have.
They have these wooden tables right with their multi level
tables full of T shirts at a good price. So

(25:39):
I get why she was going there. Plus, but there's
like twenty other places and the internet. Go ahead, but scare,
you can't try them on. You gotta get to wait
for them Amazon to ship them. If it's Amazon, try
them on, then send them back another size, or order
four sizes and hope for the best. There are more
stores than just Coals here. Yes, you have complained on
this podcast about Christmas coming too early in the stores

(26:02):
you have. I get it, but that's not you make
it sound like that there's nowhere else that you could
find clothing that.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Have to do with Halloween.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, So does that mean you can't complain about anything
because there's always some place. I'm just in the in
the all right. I want to point out that I
didn't know cold Halloween their Halloween shirts. No they're not.
They're knowing for t shirts. But I'll tell you what.
You know what holiday never comes too soon in the
stores and nobody complains about it. Christmas Honkah conkah what
I mean Christmas? Everybody complains that Christmas comes too early

(26:33):
in the stores. You never see the honkikah stores the
merchandise out too early. You never see the stores getting
ready for Hanakah too early. It's it's always right at
the right time. Too lake is no one knows what
it is.

Speaker 29 (26:45):
Pizza delivery guy here, Yeah, bro to your funny man.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Thank you said in.

Speaker 29 (26:53):
This story, I played the part of your boy. Oh man,
that's funny, dude. Love you guys.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Man. You guys do a great job.

Speaker 29 (27:02):
I love listening to your podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 29 (27:07):
I always look forward for the new episodes to come out.
Keep doing the good work, guys.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Appreciate that. Thanks for the flowers.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Brooklyn Boy Danny Vigerry City.

Speaker 19 (27:17):
On subject of phrases that parents saying that make no sense.

Speaker 30 (27:22):
My mother, when pissed off at me, would call me
mil criado, which literally translates to badly raised it.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Every time you would say, it's like, what the fuck
you raised me?

Speaker 23 (27:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
She's insulting herself.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Hey, lcomeat me from Wens again. I would love to
come to this live podcast, meet up, food drink event
in Manhattan. That would be awesome. I would be so
down for that. Well up for that, I guess, because
I'm sure I don't thing.

Speaker 28 (27:52):
You can't do it when Scary is on doctor Lose
your Fat Ass or whatever his name is, because then
all he's gonna I do was munch on the blueberry.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
All night and won't have any fun. But I would
love to be there with my boyfriend. If you guys do.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
This, very perceptive of you.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You got it, Jamie, Hey, Brodie's scary.

Speaker 18 (28:11):
It's Lauren from New Jersey. So the weird thing that
my mom used to say to me when she was
angry with what I said, I guess was you're a
sick puppy. And I think about it, I really don't
understand what it means. But there was this one time
in fourth grade and elementary school where we were putting

(28:31):
on a play, and the director asked us and see
if our parents had any extra furniture to bring in
as set pieces. So I went home and I asked
my mom if we could bring in the giant sectional
couch from our basement, and she said, to me, for asking.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
You're a sick puppy.

Speaker 18 (28:55):
So the next day I went into school and the
teacher asked, what did your mom say say when you
asked if you can borrow the couch? And I just
go to the teacher her a sick puppy. So that
got lost in translation. Anyway, love you guys, Have you
have a good week?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
The origin of sick puppy? Yeah, I don't know. That's
the weird thing to tell your kid. We can google that,
I'm sure.

Speaker 17 (29:22):
Even when plastered. Brody falls through the podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Thank you, Brody, Man of the People last year had
had two ounces of milk and Bailey's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
The way to power through scary.

Speaker 17 (29:40):
It's called a farmer's walk. And in interval training the
rest period should not be longer than the workout.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Come on, and why.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Are you always on the rower?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Because I got to get my cardio in. It's either
the rower, the bike or the climber. That's the cardio
right there.

Speaker 31 (30:00):
Brody's scary, scary and Brody it's gas test bombs up
in this bitch.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Listen.

Speaker 31 (30:06):
No, I'm not a swinger. I'm not a swinger, guys.
I don't swing. Happily married, heterosexual female. But hey, more
power to the people that can swing. Listen, if you
want to go for that, I say, as long as
you're two consenting adult who gives a shit what people
do in the privacy of their own bedrooms, scary, you
might be right. They could be swingers. Would you swing

(30:28):
with them if they asked?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
So?

Speaker 31 (30:30):
I definitely have a story about swingers. One time in college,
I was up in the clurb scary likes to stay
up in the clurb, and had a couple approached me
that were like, hey, you know you're attractive.

Speaker 23 (30:41):
Would you like to fuck?

Speaker 8 (30:41):
And I'm like, whoa excary.

Speaker 31 (30:43):
They're like, yeah, no, we're swingers and we're just looking
for a third tonight. So you down, and I'm like, hey, guys,
very thank you very much for thinking that I'm attractive
and I appreciate that. However, not my style. And they
were like okay, cool, and they just were like We're
gonna go move on to find another hot chick that
we could fuck tonight.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I'm like, go for it.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's why I think that it weren't swingers, because I
feel like swingers are very direct, forthright, and you know
within thirty seconds what they're up to, and because they
approached exactly the way that couple approached you. So I'm thinking, yeah,
that my girlfriend was wrong.

Speaker 31 (31:13):
You know, Scary Brody's had a good point, you know,
how do you know? I guess the question is becomes
are there people out there who are openly swinging like
the people at the club, or are they just like,
you know, behind closed doors kind of swingers, Like you know,
they go to parties and they drop keys into a bowl,
and whoever's keys you pick up, then you get the
fuck your wife? Is that how it works? Listen, swingers,

(31:34):
I want all the swingers out there in America on
Slice time right now answer our questions about being a swinger,
because I have too many.

Speaker 21 (31:41):
That I want to know.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Wow, she is all in on swinging, so the thought
of it, yeah yeah, yeah, into it.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
She's yeah, she's intrigued.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
She's intrigued. Yeah yeah, yeah, So she's buying the pineapples.
Are you saying there's a chance.

Speaker 17 (31:57):
Oh, this is getting ridiculous with this penny non sense.
When is it going to.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Work in our favor?

Speaker 17 (32:03):
Like, when is it going to be like, oh, sorry, man,
I stopped at twenty dollars and three cents at the
guest pump. And when can we say, oh, this government
doesn't make pennies anymore, so you know, I guess I'm
just stealing three cents of gas.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah. It's like, when is the butcher? I mean, this
is the guy at the deli counter ever underslice what
you asked for? Oh, give me a pound. Oh it's
a it's a one point three pounds, all right, Joe,
buter's okay, one point nine Yeah, dude, the they we
already talked about this. They deliberately do that. Yeah, and
they have to go over and they have to go
either on the button. If they go over, it's on them.

(32:40):
It's on them. Oh on the gas.

Speaker 27 (32:43):
Yeah, abersome boys. It was so exciting to hear your podcast.
It was really great again, like this Maryland from Omaha.
You nailed it again. And I've had such a bad week.
Someone tried to break in my house. Oh, shit on
Halloween at two in the morning. That's just another story.
But I didn't go back to work till today, and

(33:03):
I heard at least four people at work going, I
can't believe it's no vena.

Speaker 17 (33:10):
Reggie here, Brooklyn.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Boy's why it's closing offtion at the venue?

Speaker 12 (33:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I can't wait that guy, right, contain your Skyler.

Speaker 17 (33:24):
There's no way Reggie will go to that. She is
horrible at driving in the city. She can't find anywhere
to park, and she'll have a panic attack before she.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Ever gets to the venue.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Plus you'll get arrested because she'll be naked.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Good point, Scott. The reason, Okay, I love when Reggie
and Skuyler have an internal dialogue. It's like the left
side of her brain is talking to the right side.
It's not not an internal dialogue. They're leaving talkbacks. You
mean external doubt. Well, it's like an internal dialogue that's
being shared with us. I picture it as an internal dialogue,
even though it's toward us.

Speaker 27 (33:59):
All right, continuing, Okay, last one. My dad always said
I'll give you something to cry about, and obviously I
felt it was worth crying about because I am crying
and I'm upset. That is the stupidest thing to cry about.
I am already crying. Okay, seriously, parents.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I love That's a good one.

Speaker 32 (34:27):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
The stupid parents say, yeah, this one has no audio
in the cut.

Speaker 17 (34:35):
Next from New Jersey. That's not why she missed the meetup.
She missed the meetup because her mother was dying and
she was spending her last days with her. And yes,
eventually her mother passed, so it was very sad. But
if she wants to pretend it was because she was
a vegan, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
It sounds to me like the last cut was supposed
to be Reggie but there was no audio there.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was a corrupt file.

Speaker 22 (35:02):
You know what, kid, I know we've had our differences
in the past, but deep down inside, I want you to.

Speaker 33 (35:10):
Know that I've always believed in you. Even though everybody
gives you a crap about your merse, your trip to
Palm Springs, you're squeakyr red soul shoes, and your overall boysons.

Speaker 22 (35:23):
I'm here to tell you don't listen to them, kid.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Try and bring you down.

Speaker 22 (35:35):
I'm asking you let me be your manager. So what
what happened to others won't happen to you. They've been
brought down because they didn't have a manager to protect them.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I guarantee if you let me manage you.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'll have you in your own d and no time
at all.

Speaker 21 (35:55):
And I don't even have you eat in your own a
by a midness sway sacred?

Speaker 22 (36:03):
Shall it dance together? We can reach the stars. You'll
be known all around the world. You'll probably even get
a shut.

Speaker 10 (36:17):
There.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I see it.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
At an exhibition match with Jick Paul.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Come on, kid, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Let's dance.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Thank you for the rocky references. Thank you Mickey, that
was awesome. Come ons good, you can do it.

Speaker 34 (36:40):
Row row row your boat, take a break, row row
row your boat, take a break.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Heel the crust?

Speaker 8 (36:49):
How bid?

Speaker 34 (36:51):
How how swing back medicine balls? If you were warning
off among it with your mers left, left, right, swing
all around like a helicopter. No one will a float you,
not even thy roam for training pair, No choke chicken, squeeze,

(37:13):
wiz really squeeze really be careful now, as you don't
want to pull an ass muscle. That's the less muscle
you want to fool. Go on, schoolie, you can do it.
Let's go. Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 35 (37:32):
Berry, no doctor pedastream this year, buddy, nothing but tying
an exercise, exercise and diet and remember women or whatever
floats your mode week in ly, Yes, sirree barbarato, let's go.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Okay, thank you, mother trucker.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know, it doesn't get it doesn't get any better
than that on that break. It doesn't get anything, though.
I gotta tell you it was funny, but he left
out there. Now take a break. Now take a break.
That's a break pot. No, I'm gonna tell you, take
a break.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
With Scary and Brody.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
You see like what I did there going into that
second commercial break, that was like, that was professional. I
like the first break yeah, okay, that was awful. The
first one was yeah, first, oh for good.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
You know what I'm paul.

Speaker 36 (38:28):
I think this is the first time I'm gonna go.
I wish I can not make fun of Scary or anybody. Uh,
this is legally to say it's scary. Congratulations, I'm going
to the gym. Congratulations on doing what your trainer is
telling you. I think he's giving you too much trust,
but congratulations, buddy.

Speaker 14 (38:46):
Right heybee boys, it's rich. I wanted to comment on.
When you guys were talking about how people always say,
can you.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Believe it's November? Can you believe it's October?

Speaker 14 (38:57):
And Brody you said, make a note and see if
you say it or other people say it my patients
at my dental office. I swear to fucking god, it's
all people know how to talk about.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Can you believe it's November already?

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
I couldn't fucking believe this.

Speaker 14 (39:10):
Sit down, Shut the fuck up and open your mouth,
because they all say the same.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Fucking yeah, we're a bunch of robots.

Speaker 14 (39:19):
But you know what, like Scary said, it's a form
of small talk, you know, Brodie, when you were like,
ask them how the kids are or how they're doing,
or how was the summer?

Speaker 6 (39:29):
It's all the same all it's the same shit. Everyone's
going to say, good, everything's good. I'm good, the kids
are good, my summer was good.

Speaker 14 (39:35):
So you know, I don't I don't know what to
say anymore. I asked them, I say, how are you feeling?
You know, you had a busy day today.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
I don't fucking know. I try not to even talk
to them about work because no one wants to talk
about you know, It's funny.

Speaker 14 (39:49):
Actually, my patients for some reason always want to know
about my dating life and if I'm dating anyone, and
sometimes they get a little too personal. So I always
turn it back to them and I'm like, let's talk
about your gum disease, let's talk about your teeth. How
much are we flossing today? But you know, I'm hygienis,
so of course I'm going to be talking about floss
because it's it's all I talk about floss.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, but sorry, ahead, my my Hollampull, my hygienist who
I've gone through for years. Scared you've met my hygienis.
I hung her up to meet and Rique Glacier.

Speaker 15 (40:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Remember she will ask me questions about my family with
my mouth like open, with the thing in my mouth.
It's like, oh, how how are the kids?

Speaker 20 (40:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I think she does that because she doesn't want of
her bose answers, so she knows that with your mouth
open like that, you can give her three word answers.
Ask me, ask me yes or no, question like oh
they're home from school.

Speaker 36 (40:48):
Paul from Jersey three cents uh, three cents today, three
says tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 36 (40:55):
These change They're gonna make money because they know people
will complain about two to three cents, and he's changed
all these stores.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
They're ripping people off.

Speaker 36 (41:04):
And the whole bullshit about pennies not being available, that's
not true. They're just ripping people off for pennies and
making money. When you put her all together, Paul.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Thank Paul.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
If they wanted pennies, they can get their hands on pennies.
Even though we stopped producing them, you could find them.

Speaker 16 (41:22):
There's still million boys Jenda Grumer here, Hey, scary, I
see your point about what you were saying about me
being a girl going by myself.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Touche my friend, touche.

Speaker 16 (41:33):
But if you did want to go to Disney World,
you could always take Gandhi because she's never been. I
bet you guys would have a great time going together
or going with your significant others too.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Not a bad play, by the way, I don't know
what microphone or phone or a soundproofing she's in. Play
that call again for a second. Listen how clear? Yeah
she's te verb, but you know what she's doing. She's
talking right into the microphone on her computer. This is right, hey, Brooklyn.

Speaker 16 (42:01):
Boys, jender groomer here.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, sounds beautiful, Superchristal.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
How is she listening to?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Well, let us know in the next lifetime.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Is that is that talkback on your computer? You could
do it in your computer.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You could talk right into the computer.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
If you don't think is it is there a talk
you can talk back on the website. Yeah, you can absolutely.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'd like to know how are you communicating with us?
Is it on?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Not?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
That's not a phone? That's that sounds like.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
It's a computer. It's like a like an iMac or something.
That's my guest, my guess, or it's an Android, the
internal iMac. That is an intern iMac from two thousand
and five. That is an intern I have what do
you think I'm looking at you on right now? Is
an iMac? I literally have an iMac connected to my roadcaster. Okay, okay,
I was thinking of the old like colored ones. I

(42:47):
think she's got an iMac and that's an internal microphone
on an iMac.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Prove me wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Could be a PC, could be a PC?

Speaker 24 (42:53):
Your name?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Do you just support?

Speaker 21 (42:56):
Uh?

Speaker 23 (42:57):
Scary?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Instead of analyzing every single think he's doing.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Dang bro exactly, And then you wonder why I don't
buy a mistake dinner or invite him out to buy
other friends. Okay, that's not why your other friends know
what you look like. That's not my fault. Listen, if
I had said the scary, Oh, scary, that's great, I'm
proud of you, you'd have seven or eight minutes less
of entertainment. Is that what you want? You want me
to go? This guy's like, hey man, So I worked

(43:23):
out and then I took I worked up at two minutes.
I took a three minute break and I go, oh, go,
you know what that that sounds like. That's great, good,
good for you, scary pat on the back, and that's
that's our podcast. That's me.

Speaker 37 (43:35):
By the way, that zipper and that audio came out
so crisp. I'm so happy about that. Usually my shit
come there, foggy fuck. No ship was funny and nothing is.
Don't get scary ship about jam working.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Out because you're you're an old age home.

Speaker 37 (43:53):
I guess what's your face?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
You said you're an old age home.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
That's what I said. So yeah, yeah, hey boys, you
want to respond to him. First of all, again, MJ
for BENJ was kidding. Ticket of all, I play I
actively play sports multiple days a week. Uh so I
got that going for me. And uh, you know what,
I admire Scary for going to the gym and and

(44:21):
going four days a week and making a routine. It's
just a way he describes it that it's so overwhelming.
But he's like working for two minutes, resting three. Look,
if he had said, I work it out for three
minutes and rest for two, I would have been fine
with that. But the fact that he's working out for
two and resting three, Okay, I have to draw right,
stop it enough enough.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
He pee boys from Washington.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
I might be late to the party, but Dad Brodie,
there's no fucking way you're gonna wake up middle of
the night.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Or he's your way. You're not gonna go.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Live.

Speaker 12 (44:58):
I don't bullshit me or anybody from Slices and KEEI Jones.
You are not gonna go You just o'clock in.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
The morning most nights. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
So once again, a high lead, high ly down. You're
gonna somehow hoop to yourself from the middle of nowhere,
New Jersey to Manhattan Saturday Night Live and somehow just
teleport yourself. Scary Joe about you, and he said your

(45:34):
don't lift near the city and it was late.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Thanks the what and the fuck that we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
He knows you like the people are talking about. I'll
tell you well, you know me like a book Scary
nose that I've spent my life watching Saturday Night Live
almost religiously, that I'm a student of the show. I
recently did a Saturday Night Life podcast, and I don't
go to bed till like two in the morning most nights.
He knows that. Also, since I left the morning show,
I stareplate at night, so anyone who knows me would

(46:04):
know I would hop in my Dodge Charger, flaw that
shit and get the Scaries in about twenty five minutes
and go with him to the party. Also, if Scary
truly believed there was no chance of me going, what
better way to invite me and get credit for inviting
me and then knowing I wouldn't go, he would be like, Hey,
I invited Brody, look at me. I want points for that,

(46:25):
and Brody let me down. He had every opportunity to
say he didn't invite me because he knew i'd show up,
But I'm not malicious, that's acting the faarious and I
would never do that. I would.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I don't want the credit.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, no, although although truck are things, you put the fairy
in the farious.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
So by now, David Brody, ladies, gentlemen, David Brody.

Speaker 12 (46:46):
By now he's puffing and puffing, saying I'm wrong, YadA YadA, YadA.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Well yuh.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
On November seven, I left this talk back Scary Jones.
Write he down somewhere on your note. He's iPhone notes next.
If it's something.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Huge, you will fall by midnight.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
And somehow he's gonna report himself to my Oh and
I gotta the whole thing.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
Oh and I gotta say the whole thing with you know,
people had a sex, so they had a big meal.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
It's all about a strategy.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
You want to have a big meal, sure, have a
big meal of five thirty, go walk it off, walk
around the mall and ship so by the time you
get to go and get down to the business, you're
not gonna go all bloated.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Have a meal, but have a plan and strategize. You're
gonna have Mexican food. Don't eat more than two tacos.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Two taco max.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I like the way he said walk around the mall
and shit. But he really meant and and ship then
from Ohio.

Speaker 37 (47:52):
So with the gas nozzle, lift the hoods off and
you've got a half a bottle of gasoline.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Just lift the whole.

Speaker 37 (48:01):
Thing up and let a train.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
There you go, really do it. It's a life hack
from Liam from Ohio. How can you say it's a
half a bottle when the bottles come in all sizes?

Speaker 37 (48:12):
I move on leaning from Ohio, brother, I thought about you.
I put comment about the whole ass thing on Facebook
about their their kids are calling you os and something
came back with your spelling the air the long way
like they are calling you and I never felt like
a bitch in my life.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I had nothing bad to say.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
They learned way to spell it properly.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
There you go, There's three, there's there, there, and there
see you'll learn something from the Brooking Boys podcast.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
I saw Brooking Boys Spern in Atlanta.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Listening to the I think it's three fifty six Brody
giving scary shit about his workout. Scary Keep doing what
you're doing, man, thanks, I know you're playing a shitload
of money to that trainer. There's an app out there
called Mad Muscle. Not a sponsor. I signed up for them.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
They wanted to try.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
To be ten bucks a month, and then I went
to cancel it and they dropped it to ninety nine
cents a month.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
So I bet that's a lot cheaper than your trainer.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
But ah, I would say, just a little bit. Okay,
is that one of those apps that all, let's scary,
work out for a week and then not work out
for six months, and then work out for a week exactly?

Speaker 9 (49:26):
Oh my god, Rody, can you believe? Thanksgivings only three
weeks away?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Glyn Boys podcast, We will be right back. I love
the recall on some of these talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
They get it. They just that's the point of slice time,
all right, referencing what we talked about, what our fellas.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
It's furner in Atlanta, listening to the recent episode.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
About y'all's meet up and stuff.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
I'm not sure I'm gonna fly to New York to
hang out with y'all, but I would definitely do something virtually.
Back during COVID, there was a pretty popular stand up
comedian who hosted a zoom call with a limited amount
of people so the bandwidth didn't get messed up, and
he did kind of a promotional fundraiser thing for those
individuals that.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
So he would maybe do.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Like a promotional thing where hey, first amount of people
that donate to an organization you want to support or
even to you all, so limits the seating essentially in
this virtual kind of podcast that you guys could do
with those of us that aren't in the New York area.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
But just the thought thanks a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I will say, the venue, the proposal that scarin I
saw that we're considering, did mention having a pay per
view feature in there. Obviously you wouldn't pay as much
as the people are getting steak or whatever food and liquor,
but a possible webcam set up where you could pay
I don't know whatever amount of not a lot of

(51:03):
money to get into the to pay to watch the
podcast a live podcast, because that would be our first
live podcast. So it's just something that the venue suggested,
and Scary and I are thinking about it because they
have to provide the equipment.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
And then broke Umble's Brody the blind guy what they shirt?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
I'm fucking die.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I think truly only happened to see you.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Man, only bro.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, that's your boy, that's your boy. It's awesome, that
is your boy.

Speaker 26 (51:39):
So Victoria from Brooklyn. Something that my grandmother used to
say that I guess never really made sense to me
or I understood it, but it just was gross. Was
if I had like a face on or I was
just being like MOPy or nasty? She used to tell me,
meaning like did you see it? Meaning like did I

(52:02):
see my vagina? And because it was ugly?

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Is that why I had a face?

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Side?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Wait, I have a question. I have a question. Was
she asking if you saw your own or hers?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Oh man or somebody else's or oh?

Speaker 10 (52:17):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Was she was she saying, did you see my vagina?
And that's why you have that face? And what a
poor body shaming thing? You make it like you look
so awkward if fivan pots are got a unattractive vertical smile, weird.

Speaker 10 (52:32):
Oh so you were.

Speaker 14 (52:36):
Talking about phrases that don't make any sense, and you
were talking about parents. But I heard one at the
high school that I work at today, and it's a
phrase that I've heard quite often.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
It is when boys say suck my dick to another boy.

Speaker 14 (52:53):
Ninety percent of the people that say this phrase not homosexuals.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
So why why are you saying that?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Exactly figure of speech, but yeah, I know I never do.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Didn't make any sense.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
It's Laura from Orlando again, so hilarious of that.

Speaker 14 (53:10):
Birdie just mentioned the ACDC back in black shirt because
I had a student at my.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
School last week that was wearing that shirt and I
looked at.

Speaker 14 (53:20):
Him and I said, do you even know an ACDC song?
And he said no, And I was like, there's literally
one on your shirt.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
He's like, oh, well everybody knows that one. Well, clearly
you don't.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You called him out on his shit.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I love that. Yeah, Hey, before you too late, i'mb
kidding go edge. No, no talking about express like she said,
because she opened it up now to expressions that don't
make any sense. When she said like you know yeah,
a boy would say, you know okay. So this is
one of the most famous sports quotes of all time.

(53:58):
It's a it's a if you have I haven't seen it,
you can google it, but it's one of the greatest
bowlers of all time about twenty years ago, maybe more.
His name is Pete Webber, and he was being harassed
by a kid in the stands when he was competing,
and he threw a strike a beautiful strike to win
the tournament, and he's number one, and he yells out
something at the kid that made no sense. But now

(54:22):
people say it deliberately because it makes no sense. You
may have heard this, Hold on, what did you catch that?
Who do you think I am? That's right, he yells
at the kid, and he points at him and goes,
who do you think you are? And he points to himself.
I am what pet Webber?

Speaker 15 (54:43):
Yeah, it makes no sense, but you know, my neighborhood
goes the whole getting together, like fifty sixty kids with
all the parents, and then we wind up at someone's
house afterwards for food and drinks and wind up party
until the we I was in a night with the k.
You don't live in an affluent neighborhood, say, it's just
that our community has a lot of kids, and we're
a pretty tight knick community.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
It's funny.

Speaker 15 (55:06):
The actual the next neighborhood over, which is you know,
like the bigger houses and stuff. Brodie And according to Google,
the two minutes on three minutes off is considered a
high intensity interval training, which means that the long periods
of rest allow for maximum.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
Effort in the on times.

Speaker 15 (55:27):
So to speak, it's actually I remember doing this when
I used to work out, which I don't anymore, but
I remember doing exercises like that.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
That that's very common.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It's a science to it.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
Brodie. I usually don't agree with you, but this time
I do. I'm just joking.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I mean, I do.

Speaker 15 (55:47):
But that was pretty funny that you said that. Uh,
one hundred of the time, the score has got to
take the hit on that. It's just how it is.
You know, you don't expect the customer to give up.
I don't care if it's a penny or two pennies
or three pennies. It's the stores duty. I'm a business owner. Yes,

(56:09):
I take that hit.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Oh yes.

Speaker 15 (56:11):
And as far as the gas station situation goes, if
you notice a pattern of it, like you go back
and he's always doing the same thing. Second time I
say something, just based on principle. But yeah, first time.
Now I don't say something. I just let it go
unless it is, like you said, ten to fifteen twenty cents.
It's not about the money, it's about the principle. Obviously

(56:33):
at this point, you know, it's like, what the fuck,
why are you stopping it early?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Exactly?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
What a penny you got to fill up a thousand
calls to me.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, a thousand. Let me tell you something. Yeah, Vinnie
and I don't always agree on things, which is fine,
it's good. But Vinnie, Vincenzo, vincente Vincent, he's a man
of principle. He understands where I'm coming from. Yeah, life
is about living with principles, right and listen than there
are certain there are certain times on this podcast will

(57:04):
where I have stood, Well, you've had principal. I've stood
on principal. Every once in a while we have principles.

Speaker 15 (57:10):
Bron again, guys, I just want to say you guys
mentioned that the podcast they want you to keep them
on the sixty minutes.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
I know who are they listening to?

Speaker 15 (57:19):
iHeart because I'd argue for the rest of the slices,
we want it to go over sixty minutes.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
I feel like it's too short. When it's sixty minutes,
I get it. If you have to be well, we
don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
It sucks.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
It's a joy listening.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Loose. It's a loose rule that they it's not really
as it's an advisement that they can you date her
in high school. Loose rules rules. Lucy rulesh Listen. I've
told this story. When we started doing our podcast, Oh God,
somebody told us to do no more than fifteen minutes.
They said that fifteen minutes is a sweet spot and

(57:54):
that's all that we should do, and that if we
want maximum listeners and maximum out of impact to a
fifteen minute podcast, to which I replied, we do it
hour and twenty minutes easily, and our audience wants that.
And listen, if the company wants to make money, I mean,
who doesn't. What company doesn't want to make money? But

(58:14):
why would you do a fifteen minute podcast? Like if
we did a fifteen minute podcast, we would have three
commercials and be done.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
And that would be it.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
That'll be it, and they wouldn't make any money. So
I'm glad we didn't follow that rule of fifteen minutes.
It made no sense at the time. It makes sense.

Speaker 15 (58:29):
These AI videos they're getting out of hand, though I
don't like the like some of them are funny, like
for the sake of being funny, great, but the ones.

Speaker 8 (58:38):
That they just putting out there, like the security camera videos.

Speaker 15 (58:44):
They always use the security camera because they can hide
the fact that it's like the security camera view, so
they can hide the fact that it's not the best
quality or whatever.

Speaker 8 (58:53):
It is, right, but it's getting out of hand.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
It's yeah, just scratch the surface, just on fake. What
do we do on AI in deep fakes?

Speaker 19 (59:03):
Oh yeah, Hey, stay from New Jersey, see scary.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
I don't care if Brody says making fun of you
about taking breaks in the gym.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
I say, good for you taking steps dead year to
your life.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Appreciate you, Thank you, Dave see Davie.

Speaker 18 (59:19):
No, I get it.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I get it. He's doing a high intensity workout.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I think, Brody, continue, continue.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
What do you want to say? No, I'm saying it's
a justifiable way to work out. But it was funny
when you said it the way you said it, because
I could see you taking more than three minutes to relax. Okay,
maybe grab it a Samay.

Speaker 38 (59:36):
Hey, Rodany is Scary is doing from Iowa? Hey, Brody,
you love white Russians. I do too, and I have
It's I struggled the fine places to make him really well.
And I'll say right now, there's this company called cut
Water cut Water, and they make a white Russian and
a can you put a little cinnamon? I'm making that, dude,

(59:57):
It is fucking phenomenal. You should try.

Speaker 23 (01:00:00):
It is like twelve percent. Also, we'll get you your
you need to go pretty fast though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Good luck sounds like a spokesman for the company. I'm
gonna google that cut watery.

Speaker 38 (01:00:10):
Right, Gartle again say something to me. It actually made
perfect sense. But there's a crazy fucking thing to say.
She's say I'm gonna rip your arms off, beat you
with him and so on backwards. So thy god, she
never did. I'm still fully functioning on the correct sides.
So uh yeah, uh, sight for life, guys, Yeah, make

(01:00:31):
no mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
That made complete sense. It's that's the fucked up thing
to say to your kid. Okay, what is it with
the delay today? You're you're a beat off. I give
you a second and then I play it and then
you you start talking over it. Because when I come
into soon, you say talking over the okay. So white

(01:00:53):
Russian cut water one word cut water vodka. White Russians
are available at Total Wine and more. Uh, and there's
one not far from me, I think, So I'm gonna
go there all right? And so was Crodie is scary? Scary?

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Just that has to be the boogiest mother fucking workout.

Speaker 39 (01:01:13):
Anybody has ever worked out your entire motherfucking like also
Brody something you don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
You know what his trainer told him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
There's no way to outrun a bad diet. That's right.

Speaker 39 (01:01:29):
This motherfucker's got on exercise whatever way he wants, he's
not gonna lose any the fucking way you fire fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Let's keep it fun and funny. Uh, you know, say
things like, how could he outrun something he doesn't run?
Keep fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I don't want to say anything.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
I don't want to sound like that.

Speaker 39 (01:01:48):
But you know that guy at the pumps, make him bank, right,
he's back because he's feeling a penny. Let's just say
he works one year, right, he has cash in session.
I'm I'm only talking about cashing sections. And you make
twenty to thirty cash in sections a day that is
bank over the year. And take a penny here, two

(01:02:11):
pennies here, five cents there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Bank.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
It does add up.

Speaker 12 (01:02:15):
It does.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
But you know, as someone said, he has to do
it a thousand cars. If he did that to a
thousand cars, how much money would that really add up to? Well,
really be one hundred dollars because that's how math works. No,
that's how bad math works. It's actually ten dollars. So
is the juice really worth the squeeze? That's why I
don't think he's doing it intentionally. I bet he sees

(01:02:36):
two hundred cars a day. That's five five cars really
five days, rather as one thousand. Yeah, seems like it's
a very big lift for something that's yeah. Yeah, nobody's
playing a long game. Playing a long game scary a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
B And he's always brody scary. So was your last
time I work at?

Speaker 30 (01:02:54):
I have, and we have had pumpking pancakes since August
the other day my manager told me, can you be
leave with soap three times as much pumpkin pancakes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I go like, well da, we'll be.

Speaker 8 (01:03:11):
Having it since fucking August.

Speaker 30 (01:03:12):
There's some fucking people that will have fucking punking, punking
every fucking punking bay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Can you be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
He's off his meds again?

Speaker 20 (01:03:26):
Mark Whisky Love Love Love to come to fy TV
the Voice for Dinner or or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
It is only because I am pregnant with baby slice number.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Two and I am doing nice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
So if it's before that count said so it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
It's after February nine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Finish that I just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Love because I spoke to you soon after you said
don't talk about this. So sorry, splice.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
John.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
The whole episode starting for a message teasers separated.

Speaker 21 (01:04:12):
Okay, guys, hey guys, this is Angel from California. You know, man,
I've been noticing that a lot of people have mentioning you.
Appreciate for you, man, and you know, I ran into
some real good ship, man, and I'd like to send
you some Okay, here let me cry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Oh she had to come on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, man, this is good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Stop man, I.

Speaker 32 (01:04:46):
Have an internating like this is a ities or maybe
eighties at rough at the end, but you know that's
to be expected.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
But way, you know, I'm gonna send it over to you, guys.

Speaker 21 (01:05:03):
I got the address and I'm gonna send it you
a plane Manila envelope and I'm not gonna put a
return yeah, man, no return address. Okay, So and uh
be on the lookout.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Okay, scary, Uh, but you.

Speaker 21 (01:05:17):
Know you might want to send Scottie over to pick
it up. Okay, just think case all right, but you
should be okay because you know, I know how to
hide it pretty good in there, okay, but be on
the lookout.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
And once you get it, man, you're gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 21 (01:05:29):
All right.

Speaker 32 (01:05:29):
It's gonna be better than your name.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
The lion's mane and all that stuff.

Speaker 21 (01:05:34):
It's just gonna take you over the tap.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
But perfect, all right, we're gonna be hard pass. Do
me a favor when he when it when it shows
up at the office, Scary, give my half to Cubby's wife.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Hey guys, Sean from Washing State, Hey, Scary saw. You
know how you know if somebody's working out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
How's that? Yeah, I'll tell you exactly a lot, a lot.
I love you, buddy, Yep. I'll keep saying it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
It keeps my It keeps me. It keeps me accountable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Actually, yes, one hundred percent. I feel like for the
more I say it, the more I say it, the
more I'm keeping myself in the game. If that's Scary
likes to tell people he's working out. Then he rests
for three minutes, then he tells people he's working out,
and then I go out to.

Speaker 40 (01:06:23):
Eat Booklyn Boys Specker from Long Island Funny said, parents say,
my mom used to tell me go play in traffic. Thankfully,
I understood sarcasm by like eight years old. But that's
not really something you should say to your kids.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Especially in traffic hashtag kids these days, where they will
take you literally. I have to say I did. I
did as a kid. Hear other parents tell their kids
to go play in traffic. Wow, get together, break.

Speaker 11 (01:06:59):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I did that because if I didn't, iHeart would insert
an ad marker there anyway. So yeah, because if we
don't take the break, I heart just forces one on us. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
How is the thief Anna b.

Speaker 32 (01:07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Bro, he's in the track, by the way, we should
see if we were together in person, we would actually
be we would have done. But hey, I did it
right though, right, I got it. Yep 's in the
track going on and Be's in the track. That's the
Nicki Minaj and the four non Blondes. Did you see

(01:07:44):
did you see the Benson Boone one? No with Brian
May from Queen. Oh, it's tremendous.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You got Brian made to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Oh, it's all. Let me tell you something. I'm not
necessarily a fan of Benson Boone's his music. However, I
went back and I watched his audition on American Idol.
He was terrific. I didn't know he was an American
Idol contestant. He was so good. They told him he
was gonna win, and he dropped out. Smart kid. He
knew he wanted to own his own music. But I
saw him perform Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube with Brian May

(01:08:16):
from Queen Dude. I'm very impressed, very impressed, Benson. He's
a real one. And he does those backflips off the piano.
You've seen those, right, Yes, yes, he's not quite Adam
Lambert level, but boy, I'll tell you he's a showman.
He's a hell of a good, hell of a musician.
Got to ditch that mustache though, But all right, No,

(01:08:36):
that's all the that's all the rage with the kids.
They love that fucking pornstash circle night. I think it
takes it takes away from his nose, which is a
little bigger than a lot of kids are growing that now.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Yah, Ahead, he couldn't say the famous person. He didn't
say where they lived. I guess he sobered up later on.
That's why he said it later.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I was just thinking maybe it's you know, I wouldn't
want to out the guy, but I don't think he'd mind.

Speaker 11 (01:09:07):
Brody Scary Scary Rody's Alexon, Philly.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I would absolutely go to see you guys live.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I missed the meet up excellent.

Speaker 11 (01:09:17):
I tried to go to the Wine and Food Festival
to see the big shows, and I couldn't make it
that weekend either. I did meet everybody one time at
one of the last Memorial Day weekends at Jangs a
couple of years ago, but that was the only time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
So I would absolutely go places.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
And I wasn't there. I wasn't there, so you got
to come meet me, all right, wonderful Billy. Let's see
this one has no audio. Nineteen seconds of dead air.
That would be that would cause alarms.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
If that was a if that was the radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
The last couple of seconds came through, Scary you talked
over you hit the button, he still talked over it. None. No,
the button was pushed. I'm waiting for the audio to
come in and it was. There was nothing, just the
last three seconds. I've got nothing to do with that,
all right. It looks like she left another one though.

Speaker 11 (01:10:16):
Alex from Philly I heard that, don't leave.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
A talkback after I already left the talk back.

Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
Next time, maybe lead in with that, because I'm a talk.

Speaker 21 (01:10:27):
Like this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
She's in the moment, she's in real time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
You know what, If you're coming, it's fine, exactly, We'll
be happy to have you.

Speaker 41 (01:10:35):
Hey, Brody and Scarce Joe from California. I was just
listening to the newest episode and Scary is talking about
doing his rowing. He should have titled the episode row
row rest rest rest roll row rest rest rest instead
of just row row rest.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
You're absolutely right, Yeah, we probably could have done that.

Speaker 41 (01:11:01):
Heyybody, Scarce Joe from California. Hopefully this is a time
for this current week's podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
You're on California.

Speaker 41 (01:11:11):
Brody was talking about the newscasters monthly, saying, I can't
believe it's November or whatever month it is. I'm pretty
sure that's Jimmy Kimmel does that, not John Oliver. They
both do it, so I can't believe I'm saying that
Brody is wrong.

Speaker 22 (01:11:28):
Is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
You hear that Brody is wrong? Okay, So John Oliver
does it occasionally and Jimmy Kimmel does it every month. Ah, Okay,
but I but I had just seen John Oliver do it,
which is what made me think of you know what
I did later the Brooking Boys. Yes, we've now ripped
that off. But anyway, thank you for my clips. We

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just listening. Thank you for your talkbacks. Then that was
a long one.

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That's what she said.

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Talk about baby a lot of things.

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Good decise, time

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