March 24, 2022 • 31 mins
Thursday on 2 Pros and a Cup of Joe, Jonas Knox, Brady Quinn and LaVar Arrington applaud the Dolphins for committing big time to Tua, making them a mismatch nightmare. Senior NFL Reporter for the MMQB, Albert Breer sheds light on the Tyreek Hill and Deshaun Watson trades and what the market is looking like for Baker Mayfield. Plus, animal mauling, toxic coffee and a prison break on the BQ News.
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Is the best of two pros and a couple of
Joe with LaVar areas Brady Quinn and Jonas Knocks on radio.
The other aspect, one of many on the Tyreek Kill
trade is a man. Oh man. Uh, the Miami Dolphins
are gonna be fun to watch next year. Uh. We
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we were talking about it yesterday about they're trying to
do whatever they can to at least surround to it
to find out whether or not he is the guy.
I mean, that's exactly what they're doing. Uh. They've they've
committed to him, too, has now got Jalen Waddle and
Tyreek Hill there. Uh. To Brady's point, two of the
fastest wide receivers, maybe the fastest wide receiver combo we've
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ever seen in the NFL, And all of a sudden,
the Miami Dolphins are a mismatch problem potentially for that
entire division and the a f C next year. So
that's gonna be that's gonna be a lot of fun
for too. I mean, let me just give you a
quick story. So my wife was out, she was grabbing
some groceries and the guy who was checking her out
just stopped at his jaw drop. She's like, sir, is
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everything okay? And he goes yes, and she's like, um, okay,
can I can I help you? And she goes and
he goes the Dolphins and she goes, oh, they just
traded for Tyree Kelley And he looked at her. He goes,
how do you know? She's like, well, I saw the
news and she's like, he goes, why would you why
would you look at the news for that? And she goes, well,
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my my husband told me, you know, he follows the stuff.
And he's like, I just can't believe it. I'm so excited.
He goes, I think it might go quit right now.
My wife, It's like, um, can you just help me
get these packed up before you quit them? If that's
the case, there is a real sense of excitement with
what they've done this offseason. And I mean, look, as
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much as we want to say this is all about
two Whatsngo by Loa, behind the scenes is also about
Chris Greer. Chris Greer was the survivor, if you will,
of the Brian flores Uh divorce. And as much as
we want to act like you know it was about
other things to a song about low, it was part
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of it it was pretty clear that Brian Flores didn't
like to as his quarterback, and that's who Chris Career
decided to selecting the draft. So not only is Chris
Career loading up on the old line and everything they've
done so far in trades and free agency, but now
he's he's trying to build around him to ensure that
this works. And so as much as I wonder, hey,
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I if this year doesn't go out for two, is
he there in? I also wonder if this year doesn't
go well for Chris Greer, is he there? Because I
would imagine Steven Ross is like, hey man, this is
all you, but you're gonna make this thing work. We
gotta get to the playoffs. Flores walked out of here
with some gasoline and dropped the match on us. You
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better extinguished this. I was gonna say it was the
guy at the market celebrating because he just now heard
that Brian Flores was fired. Is that potentially what it was?
Or was that you know? I was wondering at the
timing on that Maybe that's what it is. She was
a whole paycheck too. By the way, It wasn't like
a market was one of those like you know fluffy
things you guys have out in California. Were you're walking out,
there's just people there with their fruits and this stuff.
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Someone seeing Kumbaya with some camp boucha in the corner. Man,
I mean not in the hate five that is talking about.
I picked my own produce. Man, I get my hands dirty.
You don't let anyone put their hands on your proteins.
You get your hands on my mentally, your cucumbers, especially
as cucumbers, especially that meat cucumbers anyone, but no one
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can touch zucchini's cucumbers, a rabbit roma tomatoes foul? Uh?
So what do you what do we think? So? Yeah,
So basically this is the dolphins are gonna be Deebo
Samuel on stair right, because now you've got jail and
waddle and Tyreek hill Um and Mike get sicky. We'll
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keep that in mind. You got you gotta you. They're loaded.
They are loaded. And again you have now put the
weight and the pressure of of TA put it onto
uh to perform. Now here's the here's here's the caveat.
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Maybe Greer is safe because the whole idea of saying,
all right, well, look at how we're building this team out.
We could if TA does not prove out, we're in
position to get a veteran quarterback that can take this
and drive this car. Like let's let's lean on the
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fact that if we built the team up around Tah
to be what it's supposed to be, and Tuah is
indeed what maybe Flores thought he was, and it doesn't
work out, I think there's still the hope that the team,
the structure of the team you can sell to the
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fan base, to two ross. You can sell that the
structure of this team is intact and that it's just
a matter of finding the right person that can handle
this this you know, this responsibility. So there is that
aspect of it, you know in all of this, But
make no mistake about it, you gotta believe that all
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of the pressure, the spotlight, everything is going to be
on what does to do with this personnel? Do they
have the best wide receiver group now in the in
the NFL? So think about this. They've got Jen Wattle
and Shyree Kill. I would I would argue those are
the two fastest wide receivers in the NFL, and obviously
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Hills matched that with production. So has Wattle, Cedric Wilson,
you came over from the Dallas Cowboys, was you know
it was a kind of and and a third option
for them. Like DeVante Parker, who's had his moments for
the Dolphins is like in the in the rear view mirror,
remember him exactly. And they signed Preston Williams back who's
played some some good ball for them as well. Like
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there's another big body target. Like they're five deep and
they're solid. Like if you're to you should feel pretty
good about just putting the ball out there. At some
point someone's gonna go get it. Do you think, because
you were mentioning Patrick Mahomes, what is he thinking when
all this goes down? If you were still playing in
the NFL and you heard the news that this is
what your offseason was gonna look like? Brady, how would
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you feel about this revamped offense and by the way,
retooled offensive line as well. To uh trown Armstead of
the left tackle spot, they signed Connor Williams to the
left guard. And then you've got Deeter who's played well
for them at the center spot now and then Hunt
and leam Meikenberger right tackle, which they've got depth there too,
like Sloman McKinley or Solomon Kinley has played well for them,
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and Austin Jackson was a former first round pick. It
hasn't worked out, but now he becomes that guy that
if you need him, he could be a swing tackle.
I just I think they're loaded, their stacked to be
able to do something, and if they can't, you know,
maybe to the LaVar's point, like maybe career still survives
and says, well, let's go find that quarterback. You know
that that Mike McDaniels once and and what we'll go
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from there. But I'm telling you that they might have
the best wide receiver group in the NFL. I must
still go with Tampa with Chris Gottwin coming back on
the men's I would still say those two alone it
makes the best tandem. But but in terms of depth,
like all the way across the board that I mean,
there's a that's a lot of you know, for a moment,
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you could you could argue maybe the Chargers for a moment,
you know, but but you know, I don't know. I
think in terms of just the amount of receivers, you
definitely probably have to give that to Miami at the moment. Yeah,
it's gonna be so much fun, man, just to see
how they implement them. We're talking about them there rushing
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the football, uh, and their inability to have a strong
running attack. I wonder who's gonna lead them in rushing
yards because Tyreek Kill does get used like that. Jalen
Wattle was used like that at times. They did sign
Chase Edmonds, but it just feels like, if you're a defense,
you've got to prepare for three or four different guys
who are going to have the football in their hands
at from a rushing standpoint during a game like that.
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They're gonna be a lot of fun man. Uh and
uh the past first League now so it doesn't Again,
we've watched the value of running backs go down, and
you've watched the creativity of how offensive coordinators get the
ball to two players in what are perceived to be
just long, long running plays. But they're still throws. You know,
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whether it be flares, whether it be you know, tunnel
or missile screens, bubble screens, whatever it may be, jet sweeps,
you know what, whatever it is that you're looking at,
offenses have gotten to the point of where it's past
first and off of those movements, the motions, the shifts,
all those different things. You're it doesn't it's not that
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big of a deal as to who's getting the ball
from the backfield as much as it has been in
the past. Man, that's gonna be fine. Be sure to
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Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Right now, we
turn it over to the great Albert Brier, senior NFL
reporter at the MMQB. You can get him on Twitter
at Albert Brier. Albert, what the hell is happening? How's
your Thursday? So it's not that I'm in Florida, so
I'm not freezing my ask off this week? All right?
How about that it just travels the globe and still
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makes it happen here with us Port of Florida. Albert,
we're in Jupiter. I brought my family here because the
owners meetings down here. Uh, you know, sweet and so like.
I don't know if any of you guys have pulled
this trick before, but if if you can get your
company to pay for your flight somewhere, um, and kind
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of build something into it. Everybody wins, right, Well, I
know that I'm coming out in front of this point
very very shrewd. Now we are we are speculating on
this because we can't seem to figure out and you
would know better than anybody, why did the chiefs trade
Tyreek Hill? Like, is there something going on behind the scenes?
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When did this spark up? Because we don't recall hearing
any rumblings about him being on the trade block. Yeah,
playing and simple as a contract. And you know, I
think that Davante Adams saying sort of um, pushed it
to to where where to the conclusion that came to yesterday? Um,
you know I and I think I I think I
brought this up to you guys, like a couple of
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weeks ago when we're talking about that myself. But you know,
the DeAndre Hopkins contract a couple of years ago sort
of shook a lot of things up because you know,
it's got uh you know, an average per year of
twenty seven and a half million, but if you look
at it on paper, it really isn't that sort of deal.
But you know, as they should every agent of every
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big time receiver has taken that contract said this is
a new standard and there's a big gap between what
Hopkins is making and what the next guy is making,
and so um, you know, that made it really difficult
for the Packers to negotiate a deal over the last
year with Davante Adams and eventually drove them to the
conclusion that they came to um last week and trading
him to the Raiders, you know. And then you know,
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I I think after the situation between Tyreek Hill and
the Chiefs, like it's not like it was. I don't
think anything got personal, but it's just they weren't close,
and um, you know, over the course of the last week,
I think things were sort of pushed to a breaking
point by the Davante Adams contract, which you look at
it was, you know, really over the first three years,
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twenty three and a half million per um. Basically, Hill
said at that point, I want to beat Adams by
every metric, and the Chiefs weren't going to do that.
And so I think in a certain way where the
Hopkins contracts sort of created an issue between the Chiefs
and the Hill, and Hill from a negotiating standpoint, the
Adams contracts, the one that's sort of pushed it over
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where I was like, Okay, if he's really serious about
wanting this, you know, then we gotta start looking at
our options. Can I ask this though, because I floated
this out and said this earlier. If I'm Patrick Mahomes,
I'm not letting this happen because I'm going to the
organization saying, restructure my deal, create more cap space so
we can make this work to make them happy. I mean,
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I know we view Davante Adams as the best wide
receiver in the league. Maybe problem, I don't know how
you feel. He's up there in the conversation, but there's
no one more dynamic or explosive than Tyree Hill, and
I agree with you. So so I guess I'm just
saying I know they're getting picks and return you know,
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at some point where do they factor in Patrick Mahomes
saying all right, let's restructure my deal and create more
cap space. Make this happen so we can keep this
thing intact and build onto it instead of you know,
passing on a guy that hey, we might have to
see it a playoff game at some point. Well, I
would say that Brady Mahomes has always been magnanimous about
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this sort of thing, you know, and I don't think
he's the point in his career and maybe eventually he
becomes that guy's a big word, Albert. You gotta explain
that to our listen, man, I like, all right, Like
I think he's you're the one who went to Notre
Dame Brighty. I don't know what we're talking about, but
I um, I honestly like it's one of those where
I think Patrick is very like he's willing to work
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with the team on anything, you know. And I think
he's always been a team guy, and he's going and
open to listening to these sources of things, you know.
And I think a piece of it is probably the
realization is that that that his contract is part of
what put them put the chiefs there. And if you
look at both trades, I I both of them are
connected to quarterbacks making forty million dollars a year more
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um and you know, teams having to make hard decisions
and different places on their roster. And I think that
that's a big piece of it. Now, I would understand
anybody arguing the cap is probably gonna go up thirty
million dollars a year over the next three or four
years because of the TV money coming in and because
of the gambling money, and this is gonna be a
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lot less relevant, you know, in two thousand twenty five,
and it is now. The thing is, like I think
for the Chiefs that they looked at and said, like, okay,
like what's Tyreek value tire Tyreek Hills value now, and
what's his value going to be two years from now?
What's his value gonna be four years from now. I
think that's sort of the way they're looking at it now.
I can't tell you that he's not going to be
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the same player in twenty four or twenty six that
he is now. Um, But I think the Chiefs felt
like that was a tough bet to make and pushed
where they were going to have to do a groundbreaking
contract for him. They decided maybe this is the area
where we have to cheat a little bit back to
make up for the cap space that Patrick Mahomes is
going to take up over the next three or four years.
And again you can do the short term restructure that's
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always going to come back to you. Um. And I mean, like, look,
I also understand the piece of it that you know
you brought up there, which is that he's a very
unique talent. I mean, the reason why Henry Ruggs went
in front of Jerry Judy or Ceedee Lamb two years ago,
the reason why Jalen Waddle was the first pick in
the draft the sixth pick in the draft last year,
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is because everybody's looking for Tyreek Hill. And I would
argue that the guys that have been drafted qub the
next Tyreek Hill aren't the same. He's a unique talent.
I think the question for the Chiefs again becomes how
much longer is he going to be that unique count for?
Hence why the Dolphins just traded for him, right, I
mean they they couldn't. They drafted a guy who's been
fantastic and they'll be great next to him, but he's
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He's still not Tyreek Hill right right? And it probably
enhanced his waddle too, I mean from the Dolphins perspective,
I actually think what's fascinating about it to me is
like now, I think you're probably gonna get an answer
on to a right like now if you look at it,
like where did he thrive on at Alabama? It was
playing instinctively getting the ball out quick um and then
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getting the ball in the hands of guys who can
make something happen with it. And you look at both
Tyreek Killing Jail and Waddle. Now you know he's got
guys who can do that. And so you know, you
add that to signing a left tackle and Toron Armstead,
and you know, like you said, Brady, like they they
have like you know, junior junior Tyreek Hill, and there
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he they hope becomes Tyreek Hill, and then they have
got the real thing in there, and I think the
hope would be he like, you're gonna get some real
answers on who to a tongue of below is as
an NFL player and where a ceiling might be over
the next few years, which will help inform you and
making a decision on whether or not to do a
long term deal with him a year or two from now.
Albert does solidify possibly Miami having the best off season
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and free agency so far. I mean, and your your
you know things you're covering. Are there any other teams
that would you would say, you know what, They've put
together a tremendous offseason. It seems as though Miami has
been super aggressive and if it is indeed support to
see if TWA can do it, there's no question that
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he now has that. Yeah, I I like what Miami did.
I still think like you look at the Raiders and
to me like the Raiders being able to you know,
bringing a top shelf pass rusher um in Chandler Jones,
bringing probably the number one receiver in the league and
Davante Adams and then flip a pass orser who didn't
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really fit their scheme in Yanni and Cock way to
go and get a young corner and rock your sin um.
And I think the message that sends to the to
the to the locker room, um, you know, the affirmation
that give is Derek Carr. You know. I really like
what they did this offseason. And I think the other
part that really helps for them is having the background
that they have with the guys that they brought in.
They're not guessing right like Dave Ziggler and Josh McDaniels
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were together with Chandler Jones in New England. Edgar Bennett's
on that on Josh McDaniel staff. Edgar Bennett was Vante
adams position coach when he came into the League. So
like with those guys, normally a free agents you might
be guessing and projecting a little bit. You know, I
don't think they're guessing or projecting with those guys. They
know who they are because they've got people in the
building who have worked with those guys. So I really
like what the Raiders did, Um, you know, And then
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you know, I think about the Colts didn't. It's like,
I know people they are complaining that they're not aggressive
in free agency, but god, I think Matt Ryan's big
got grade over Tartson Wentz and like for a roster that, um,
you know, I think it's really in a win now
post here, Like you look at the amount of guys
that are just hitting like me to the prime of
their careers, like Darius Lander and Pointon Nelson, Um, you know,
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Jonathan Taylor's a running back going into the year three. Um,
you know, it really feels to me like, you know,
look like it's not like they got Andrew Luck back
in the building, but that was a heck of a
recovery after. You know, I think messing up on Carson
once and you still blame them for what happened with Wentz,
But I think It's a really nice recovery being able
to get draft picks back for for for a Carson
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once and then spending a draft pick off to go
and get Matt Ryan. He's Albert Brier, senior NFL reporter
at the MMQB joining us here on Fox Sports Radio.
Two Pros and a cup of Joe. Here on FS
are albert Is Baker Mayfield a starting quarterback Week one
next season. And I can't believe I didn't left the
Browns out because the Browns have had a pretty good
off season to getting to Shawn Watson. I think the
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problem the Browns are gonna have now trading Baker is
is starting to feel like maybe the music has stopped
on the quarterback trades. And you know, there are two
different approaches the teams have taken this off season. Like
I mentioned the Colts, they were super aggressive and trying
to move Carson Wentz because they were afraid like if
they waited too long, there wouldn't be a team with
a starting job out there for him. So they made
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it clear that he was available and pushed his name
out there during the combine. Um, you know, the forty
Niners had taken the opposite approach, and they felt like
if they waited, then maybe some teams that struck out
on the Rodgers and Wilson's and Watson's um would would
be there, you know, desperate and needing to turn draft
capital over for a starting quarterback. Now we look at
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like where the Browns and the Niners are, and it
does feel a little bit like, you know that even
the teams that need one, like Carolina for example, might
not be willing to fork over a lot of draft
capital to go and get one. And you know, like
just Baker in particular, you look at where the Browns
are right now, it's like, unless you're gonna convince Carolina
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to take him, which I mean Carolina basically rusted the
same thing with Sam Donald, Right they gave up a
two and a four and a six um to to
get to to take a swing on Sam Donald. You
basically be doing the same thing and trying another reclamation
project and you want to give up more draft picks
to do that unless you can convince somebody like that
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take him. Well, now his salary room is large because
if you were deciding, okay, like we're gonna bringing Baker
Mayfield to be our quarterback, for right now, you know, um,
you know, like then paying an eight team million bucks
isn't that big a deal. No one's gonna bring him
in at that rate as a backup, you know, or
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a guy who may compete for a starting job. So
I think that's where the Browns are sort of stuck
and they may have to eat some of that salary. Um. Yeah,
I love to see him in a situation like maybe
Detroit where you throw him into a competition with a
Jared Cop Like that would make some sense to me,
like if you know it was another swing for a
team like at a Detroit uh me. But certainly I
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think the timing of the Deshaun Watson trade, it han't
happened after some of the other dominoes fell, probably hurts
the brown ability to go and get someone for go,
go and get something valuable for Baker Mayfield. It's probably
gonna acquire you know, Andrew Berry and those guys sort
of creative, whether it's eating salary or maybe you know,
including players and some sort of deal that will bring
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some value back to Cleveland. Um, Albert, what changed into
Shaun Watson's mind where he kind of wrote off the
Browns and then decided to come back. I think the
biggest thing was, like he looked at it looked like
money is not irrelevant. So I'm not pushing that off
this side. It matters, But like I do think that
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there was a piece of it for him where, you know,
after everything and after not playing, you know, I think
his own personal comfort sort of like took precedence in
his mind as he started the process of looking at
the teams, and the idea of playing at home in Atlanta,
are playing in the South and Carolina or New Orleans
appealed to him. And my understanding was he'd only been
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to Cleveland once before and it was for November game
and it was cold and it was windy and it
was raining in the finals ten of seven and neither
quarterback played very well, and so like that sort of
stuck in his head even as you know, he met
with the Browns and he liked what they had to
say and like and he looked at the roster. He
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saw these young, ascending guys. Um, you know, he couldn't
get it out of his head. That's far from home.
I don't know if I'd be comfortable playing that environment
play high school football. Georgia college in South Carolina, Pro
football in Texas, um, you know, and then you know,
as he was deciding between the Saints and Panthers on
Thursday night, wakes up Friday and sort of then starts
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the question, am I considering the wrong things? Am I
looking at the wrong things? Shouldn't football be the most
important thing if I want to have a great legacy
in the sport and maybe some day be a Hall
of Famer And went Super Bowls and that caused them
to reassess, and then, you know, taking his own personal
comfort out of it, it was like, Cleveland's clearly the
best football situation, So let's see if we can make
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something work if they call it Cleveland back and then Cleveland,
you know, I think kind of smelling blood in the
water came with the contract. So that's sort of how
it happened. And you know, it's a credit to the
Browns too for being in this sort of position. And
god knows, Brady, that's a long way from the Browns
that you played for, you know, but they had a
lot of I mean, like, you know, you look at
the young players and the team generic Wills and I
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know Nick Chubb is a little older now, but on defense,
Myles Garrett and Um and then the award. Lots of
pieces that you can build around. Maybe the best offensive
line's ever played behind a really good group of tight ends,
good group of running backs Amari Cooper receiver, and a
defense that has a couple of studs to build around. Um.
You can see why he thought it was the best
football situation. And that's what I'm up taking precedence in
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the end. It's Albert Brier. Get him on Twitter at
Albert Breer, senior NFL reporter at the mm QB. Already
getting an early start to the owners meetings there in Florida. Albert,
have a cocktail at least, you know, I think you've
earned it making this work. You know, get after a
little bit after the kids get to bed and enjoy
yourself out, Albert. Good, be careful those of sauce parlors.
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They're up in the Yeah, there's why I think there's
one up here that might be shut out. Yeah, Orchids
of Asia is not a it's not a nursery. Just
to let you know, so, all right there it was
from there. Yeah, Yeah, the face of big new kickoff
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Brady Quinn. All right, thanks Albert. Be sure to catch
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you get your podcasts. Let's go to the news DEAs.
Here's Brady Quinn. Yeah, I mentioned this earlier and talking
about was it a sick sick Freed and Roy Yeah, yeah, Um.
There's there's cases of people being attacked by like lions
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and tigers all the time. This past week we had
a fifth year old worker in the state of Florida,
an animal sanctuary that was attacked. Now here's where it
gets a little bit. I guess I don't confusing, But
the employee actually didn't have authorization to be with the
tiger in its cage when it was our attack, and
it was during a period in time when the caretaker
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was actually feeding the tiger. So yeah, things got pretty dicey.
The man suffered injuries to both arms during the attack,
but the authorities wanted to make sure that everyone knew
uh the tiger was was unharmed. That's that's good. That's
good to know. Now let me ask you. Tiger gets
a hold of your arm, what's the first thing you do?
Item You're going for the eyes? Right by item you
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gotta take an eye at least I'm gonna go for
the I'm a buy, But I think I just turned
and try to run the other way. And if my
arm gets lopped off, so be it. You know, at
the end of the day, you're probably going to feel
a type of pain that will probably take you to
the borderline or the brink of shock anyway, So whatever
it is you thought your decision was going to be,
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it probably won't be that if it were to happen.
So there you go. There's but I mean, you know,
I don't do it I'm not sure that's the one
you're gonna be making it back from so Yeah, but
he made it and the big cat was okay, unharmed. Unharmed.
There you got. I mean there's some of those like there.
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It's probably better than the like monkey attacks where they
just rip your the bers. Yeah, they're so strong, they
just rip your nose off. They'll bite you like chew
on you like your food. I have a question. If
a monkey rips your nose off and you survived, do
you ever get a cold again? Yes? Really pretty sure
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even fail your your nose may help with some of
those symptoms. I'm pretty you can still get your nose.
That's just cartlett. The real question, how do you still
go skiing in South Florida if you don't have a nose?
That's that is a good point. A lot of weight gain.
Now you do know they have prosthetic noses. Yeah, you
can buy him at a magic Shut up? What else
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you got? We got a Connecticut man who ordered to
stay hot coffee from Starbucks Starbucks plane and they are, yes,
they are, yes, they are. However, uh, this particular gentleman
he got a little more than he bargained for. He
describes the experience is horrible and fought a lawsuit. Well,
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reason being is instead of coffee, he ended up getting
urn next urn and brewer cleaner. Yes, apparently this location
was cleaning out one of the one of the coffee
and it ended up by injecting the substance into a
cup and they served him up a hot, unknown toxic substance. Um.
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Now did he say what his reaction was? His reaction
He took a gulp of the coffee and he swallowed
and then realized he just ingested something that was not coffee.
You know I've heard that before. Have you know how
Jesus all right there? That is I'm talking about coffee
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college football of fame, LaVar. Have you noticed have you
noticed that, like once every like five cups of Starbucks there,
it's always leaking from the lid, like for some reason
in the side of the lid always leaves. Never noticed
you never noticed that before? Never noticed that? Last one
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for the day, Um, Colombian drug cartel boss any extradition
to the US. We pulled off quite the daring escape
in a super max prison last week. He um. He
put on a guard's uniform and he just strolled right
on out of there. One cast are also no mother
alias matamba uh. He remained on the run until the
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middle of this week, basically after you broke free. There
were fifty five guards who were on duty at the time,
and they've all been suspended. I mean that only happens
when somebody's in the know. Somebody was in the know,
somebody got paid. It's like those two guys from Dena
Mora who escaped and it comes to find out how
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did they get out? One of them was sleeping with
one of the security guards, you know, like that wait
to ruin a marriage. Yeah, alright, do you hear about
that guy got They got him in the woods? Did
they get him? What guy that one of the everybody
come on out, they got us, got hamburger on his neck? Now. Oh.
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The other aspect, one of many on the Tyreek Kill
trade is a man. Oh man. Uh, the Miami Dolphins
are gonna be fun to watch next year. Uh. We
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we were talking about it yesterday about they're trying to
do whatever they can to at least surround to it
to find out whether or not he is the guy.
I mean, that's exactly what they're doing. Uh. They've they've
committed to him, too, has now got Jalen Waddle and
Tyreek Hill there. Uh. To Brady's point, two of the
fastest wide receivers, maybe the fastest wide receiver combo we've
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ever seen in the NFL, And all of a sudden,
the Miami Dolphins are a mismatch problem potentially for that
entire division and the a f C next year. So
that's gonna be that's gonna be a lot of fun
for too. I mean, let me just give you a
quick story. So my wife was out, she was grabbing
some groceries and the guy who was checking her out
just stopped at his jaw drop. She's like, sir, is
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everything okay? And he goes yes, and she's like, um, okay,
can I can I help you? And she goes and
he goes the Dolphins and she goes, oh, they just
traded for Tyree Kelley And he looked at her. He goes,
how do you know? She's like, well, I saw the
news and she's like, he goes, why would you why
would you look at the news for that? And she goes, well,
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my my husband told me, you know, he follows the stuff.
And he's like, I just can't believe it. I'm so excited.
He goes, I think it might go quit right now.
My wife, It's like, um, can you just help me
get these packed up before you quit them? If that's
the case, there is a real sense of excitement with
what they've done this offseason. And I mean, look, as
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much as we want to say this is all about
two Whatsngo by Loa, behind the scenes is also about
Chris Greer. Chris Greer was the survivor, if you will,
of the Brian flores Uh divorce. And as much as
we want to act like you know it was about
other things to a song about low, it was part
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of it it was pretty clear that Brian Flores didn't
like to as his quarterback, and that's who Chris Career
decided to selecting the draft. So not only is Chris
Career loading up on the old line and everything they've
done so far in trades and free agency, but now
he's he's trying to build around him to ensure that
this works. And so as much as I wonder, hey,
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I if this year doesn't go out for two, is
he there in? I also wonder if this year doesn't
go well for Chris Greer, is he there? Because I
would imagine Steven Ross is like, hey man, this is
all you, but you're gonna make this thing work. We
gotta get to the playoffs. Flores walked out of here
with some gasoline and dropped the match on us. You
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better extinguished this. I was gonna say it was the
guy at the market celebrating because he just now heard
that Brian Flores was fired. Is that potentially what it was?
Or was that you know? I was wondering at the
timing on that Maybe that's what it is. She was
a whole paycheck too. By the way, It wasn't like
a market was one of those like you know fluffy
things you guys have out in California. Were you're walking out,
there's just people there with their fruits and this stuff.
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Someone seeing Kumbaya with some camp boucha in the corner. Man,
I mean not in the hate five that is talking about.
I picked my own produce. Man, I get my hands dirty.
You don't let anyone put their hands on your proteins.
You get your hands on my mentally, your cucumbers, especially
as cucumbers, especially that meat cucumbers anyone, but no one
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can touch zucchini's cucumbers, a rabbit roma tomatoes foul? Uh?
So what do you what do we think? So? Yeah,
So basically this is the dolphins are gonna be Deebo
Samuel on stair right, because now you've got jail and
waddle and Tyreek hill Um and Mike get sicky. We'll
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keep that in mind. You got you gotta you. They're loaded.
They are loaded. And again you have now put the
weight and the pressure of of TA put it onto
uh to perform. Now here's the here's here's the caveat.
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Maybe Greer is safe because the whole idea of saying,
all right, well, look at how we're building this team out.
We could if TA does not prove out, we're in
position to get a veteran quarterback that can take this
and drive this car. Like let's let's lean on the
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fact that if we built the team up around Tah
to be what it's supposed to be, and Tuah is
indeed what maybe Flores thought he was, and it doesn't
work out, I think there's still the hope that the team,
the structure of the team you can sell to the
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fan base, to two ross. You can sell that the
structure of this team is intact and that it's just
a matter of finding the right person that can handle
this this you know, this responsibility. So there is that
aspect of it, you know in all of this, But
make no mistake about it, you gotta believe that all
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of the pressure, the spotlight, everything is going to be
on what does to do with this personnel? Do they
have the best wide receiver group now in the in
the NFL? So think about this. They've got Jen Wattle
and Shyree Kill. I would I would argue those are
the two fastest wide receivers in the NFL, and obviously
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Hills matched that with production. So has Wattle, Cedric Wilson,
you came over from the Dallas Cowboys, was you know
it was a kind of and and a third option
for them. Like DeVante Parker, who's had his moments for
the Dolphins is like in the in the rear view mirror,
remember him exactly. And they signed Preston Williams back who's
played some some good ball for them as well. Like
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there's another big body target. Like they're five deep and
they're solid. Like if you're to you should feel pretty
good about just putting the ball out there. At some
point someone's gonna go get it. Do you think, because
you were mentioning Patrick Mahomes, what is he thinking when
all this goes down? If you were still playing in
the NFL and you heard the news that this is
what your offseason was gonna look like? Brady, how would
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you feel about this revamped offense and by the way,
retooled offensive line as well. To uh trown Armstead of
the left tackle spot, they signed Connor Williams to the
left guard. And then you've got Deeter who's played well
for them at the center spot now and then Hunt
and leam Meikenberger right tackle, which they've got depth there too,
like Sloman McKinley or Solomon Kinley has played well for them,
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and Austin Jackson was a former first round pick. It
hasn't worked out, but now he becomes that guy that
if you need him, he could be a swing tackle.
I just I think they're loaded, their stacked to be
able to do something, and if they can't, you know,
maybe to the LaVar's point, like maybe career still survives
and says, well, let's go find that quarterback. You know
that that Mike McDaniels once and and what we'll go
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from there. But I'm telling you that they might have
the best wide receiver group in the NFL. I must
still go with Tampa with Chris Gottwin coming back on
the men's I would still say those two alone it
makes the best tandem. But but in terms of depth,
like all the way across the board that I mean,
there's a that's a lot of you know, for a moment,
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you could you could argue maybe the Chargers for a moment,
you know, but but you know, I don't know. I
think in terms of just the amount of receivers, you
definitely probably have to give that to Miami at the moment. Yeah,
it's gonna be so much fun, man, just to see
how they implement them. We're talking about them there rushing
(08:00):
the football, uh, and their inability to have a strong
running attack. I wonder who's gonna lead them in rushing
yards because Tyreek Kill does get used like that. Jalen
Wattle was used like that at times. They did sign
Chase Edmonds, but it just feels like, if you're a defense,
you've got to prepare for three or four different guys
who are going to have the football in their hands
at from a rushing standpoint during a game like that.
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They're gonna be a lot of fun man. Uh and
uh the past first League now so it doesn't Again,
we've watched the value of running backs go down, and
you've watched the creativity of how offensive coordinators get the
ball to two players in what are perceived to be
just long, long running plays. But they're still throws. You know,
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whether it be flares, whether it be you know, tunnel
or missile screens, bubble screens, whatever it may be, jet sweeps,
you know what, whatever it is that you're looking at,
offenses have gotten to the point of where it's past
first and off of those movements, the motions, the shifts,
all those different things. You're it doesn't it's not that
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big of a deal as to who's getting the ball
from the backfield as much as it has been in
the past. Man, that's gonna be fine. Be sure to
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Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Right now, we
turn it over to the great Albert Brier, senior NFL
reporter at the MMQB. You can get him on Twitter
at Albert Brier. Albert, what the hell is happening? How's
your Thursday? So it's not that I'm in Florida, so
I'm not freezing my ask off this week? All right?
How about that it just travels the globe and still
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makes it happen here with us Port of Florida. Albert,
we're in Jupiter. I brought my family here because the
owners meetings down here. Uh, you know, sweet and so like.
I don't know if any of you guys have pulled
this trick before, but if if you can get your
company to pay for your flight somewhere, um, and kind
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of build something into it. Everybody wins, right, Well, I
know that I'm coming out in front of this point
very very shrewd. Now we are we are speculating on
this because we can't seem to figure out and you
would know better than anybody, why did the chiefs trade
Tyreek Hill? Like, is there something going on behind the scenes?
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When did this spark up? Because we don't recall hearing
any rumblings about him being on the trade block. Yeah,
playing and simple as a contract. And you know, I
think that Davante Adams saying sort of um, pushed it
to to where where to the conclusion that came to yesterday? Um,
you know I and I think I I think I
brought this up to you guys, like a couple of
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weeks ago when we're talking about that myself. But you know,
the DeAndre Hopkins contract a couple of years ago sort
of shook a lot of things up because you know,
it's got uh you know, an average per year of
twenty seven and a half million, but if you look
at it on paper, it really isn't that sort of deal.
But you know, as they should every agent of every
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big time receiver has taken that contract said this is
a new standard and there's a big gap between what
Hopkins is making and what the next guy is making,
and so um, you know, that made it really difficult
for the Packers to negotiate a deal over the last
year with Davante Adams and eventually drove them to the
conclusion that they came to um last week and trading
him to the Raiders, you know. And then you know,
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I I think after the situation between Tyreek Hill and
the Chiefs, like it's not like it was. I don't
think anything got personal, but it's just they weren't close,
and um, you know, over the course of the last week,
I think things were sort of pushed to a breaking
point by the Davante Adams contract, which you look at
it was, you know, really over the first three years,
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twenty three and a half million per um. Basically, Hill
said at that point, I want to beat Adams by
every metric, and the Chiefs weren't going to do that.
And so I think in a certain way where the
Hopkins contracts sort of created an issue between the Chiefs
and the Hill, and Hill from a negotiating standpoint, the
Adams contracts, the one that's sort of pushed it over
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where I was like, Okay, if he's really serious about
wanting this, you know, then we gotta start looking at
our options. Can I ask this though, because I floated
this out and said this earlier. If I'm Patrick Mahomes,
I'm not letting this happen because I'm going to the
organization saying, restructure my deal, create more cap space so
we can make this work to make them happy. I mean,
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I know we view Davante Adams as the best wide
receiver in the league. Maybe problem, I don't know how
you feel. He's up there in the conversation, but there's
no one more dynamic or explosive than Tyree Hill, and
I agree with you. So so I guess I'm just
saying I know they're getting picks and return you know,
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at some point where do they factor in Patrick Mahomes
saying all right, let's restructure my deal and create more
cap space. Make this happen so we can keep this
thing intact and build onto it instead of you know,
passing on a guy that hey, we might have to
see it a playoff game at some point. Well, I
would say that Brady Mahomes has always been magnanimous about
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this sort of thing, you know, and I don't think
he's the point in his career and maybe eventually he
becomes that guy's a big word, Albert. You gotta explain
that to our listen, man, I like, all right, Like
I think he's you're the one who went to Notre
Dame Brighty. I don't know what we're talking about, but
I um, I honestly like it's one of those where
I think Patrick is very like he's willing to work
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with the team on anything, you know. And I think
he's always been a team guy, and he's going and
open to listening to these sources of things, you know.
And I think a piece of it is probably the
realization is that that that his contract is part of
what put them put the chiefs there. And if you
look at both trades, I I both of them are
connected to quarterbacks making forty million dollars a year more
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um and you know, teams having to make hard decisions
and different places on their roster. And I think that
that's a big piece of it. Now, I would understand
anybody arguing the cap is probably gonna go up thirty
million dollars a year over the next three or four
years because of the TV money coming in and because
of the gambling money, and this is gonna be a
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lot less relevant, you know, in two thousand twenty five,
and it is now. The thing is, like I think
for the Chiefs that they looked at and said, like, okay,
like what's Tyreek value tire Tyreek Hills value now, and
what's his value going to be two years from now?
What's his value gonna be four years from now. I
think that's sort of the way they're looking at it now.
I can't tell you that he's not going to be
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the same player in twenty four or twenty six that
he is now. Um, But I think the Chiefs felt
like that was a tough bet to make and pushed
where they were going to have to do a groundbreaking
contract for him. They decided maybe this is the area
where we have to cheat a little bit back to
make up for the cap space that Patrick Mahomes is
going to take up over the next three or four years.
And again you can do the short term restructure that's
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always going to come back to you. Um. And I mean, like, look,
I also understand the piece of it that you know
you brought up there, which is that he's a very
unique talent. I mean, the reason why Henry Ruggs went
in front of Jerry Judy or Ceedee Lamb two years ago,
the reason why Jalen Waddle was the first pick in
the draft the sixth pick in the draft last year,
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is because everybody's looking for Tyreek Hill. And I would
argue that the guys that have been drafted qub the
next Tyreek Hill aren't the same. He's a unique talent.
I think the question for the Chiefs again becomes how
much longer is he going to be that unique count for?
Hence why the Dolphins just traded for him, right, I
mean they they couldn't. They drafted a guy who's been
fantastic and they'll be great next to him, but he's
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He's still not Tyreek Hill right right? And it probably
enhanced his waddle too, I mean from the Dolphins perspective,
I actually think what's fascinating about it to me is
like now, I think you're probably gonna get an answer
on to a right like now if you look at it,
like where did he thrive on at Alabama? It was
playing instinctively getting the ball out quick um and then
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getting the ball in the hands of guys who can
make something happen with it. And you look at both
Tyreek Killing Jail and Waddle. Now you know he's got
guys who can do that. And so you know, you
add that to signing a left tackle and Toron Armstead,
and you know, like you said, Brady, like they they
have like you know, junior junior Tyreek Hill, and there
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he they hope becomes Tyreek Hill, and then they have
got the real thing in there, and I think the
hope would be he like, you're gonna get some real
answers on who to a tongue of below is as
an NFL player and where a ceiling might be over
the next few years, which will help inform you and
making a decision on whether or not to do a
long term deal with him a year or two from now.
Albert does solidify possibly Miami having the best off season
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and free agency so far. I mean, and your your
you know things you're covering. Are there any other teams
that would you would say, you know what, They've put
together a tremendous offseason. It seems as though Miami has
been super aggressive and if it is indeed support to
see if TWA can do it, there's no question that
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he now has that. Yeah, I I like what Miami did.
I still think like you look at the Raiders and
to me like the Raiders being able to you know,
bringing a top shelf pass rusher um in Chandler Jones,
bringing probably the number one receiver in the league and
Davante Adams and then flip a pass orser who didn't
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really fit their scheme in Yanni and Cock way to
go and get a young corner and rock your sin um.
And I think the message that sends to the to
the to the locker room, um, you know, the affirmation
that give is Derek Carr. You know. I really like
what they did this offseason. And I think the other
part that really helps for them is having the background
that they have with the guys that they brought in.
They're not guessing right like Dave Ziggler and Josh McDaniels
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were together with Chandler Jones in New England. Edgar Bennett's
on that on Josh McDaniel staff. Edgar Bennett was Vante
adams position coach when he came into the League. So
like with those guys, normally a free agents you might
be guessing and projecting a little bit. You know, I
don't think they're guessing or projecting with those guys. They
know who they are because they've got people in the
building who have worked with those guys. So I really
like what the Raiders did, Um, you know, And then
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you know, I think about the Colts didn't. It's like,
I know people they are complaining that they're not aggressive
in free agency, but god, I think Matt Ryan's big
got grade over Tartson Wentz and like for a roster that, um,
you know, I think it's really in a win now
post here, Like you look at the amount of guys
that are just hitting like me to the prime of
their careers, like Darius Lander and Pointon Nelson, Um, you know,
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Jonathan Taylor's a running back going into the year three. Um,
you know, it really feels to me like, you know,
look like it's not like they got Andrew Luck back
in the building, but that was a heck of a
recovery after. You know, I think messing up on Carson
once and you still blame them for what happened with Wentz,
But I think It's a really nice recovery being able
to get draft picks back for for for a Carson
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once and then spending a draft pick off to go
and get Matt Ryan. He's Albert Brier, senior NFL reporter
at the MMQB joining us here on Fox Sports Radio.
Two Pros and a cup of Joe. Here on FS
are albert Is Baker Mayfield a starting quarterback Week one
next season. And I can't believe I didn't left the
Browns out because the Browns have had a pretty good
off season to getting to Shawn Watson. I think the
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problem the Browns are gonna have now trading Baker is
is starting to feel like maybe the music has stopped
on the quarterback trades. And you know, there are two
different approaches the teams have taken this off season. Like
I mentioned the Colts, they were super aggressive and trying
to move Carson Wentz because they were afraid like if
they waited too long, there wouldn't be a team with
a starting job out there for him. So they made
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it clear that he was available and pushed his name
out there during the combine. Um, you know, the forty
Niners had taken the opposite approach, and they felt like
if they waited, then maybe some teams that struck out
on the Rodgers and Wilson's and Watson's um would would
be there, you know, desperate and needing to turn draft
capital over for a starting quarterback. Now we look at
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like where the Browns and the Niners are, and it
does feel a little bit like, you know that even
the teams that need one, like Carolina for example, might
not be willing to fork over a lot of draft
capital to go and get one. And you know, like
just Baker in particular, you look at where the Browns
are right now, it's like, unless you're gonna convince Carolina
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to take him, which I mean Carolina basically rusted the
same thing with Sam Donald, Right they gave up a
two and a four and a six um to to
get to to take a swing on Sam Donald. You
basically be doing the same thing and trying another reclamation
project and you want to give up more draft picks
to do that unless you can convince somebody like that
(21:05):
take him. Well, now his salary room is large because
if you were deciding, okay, like we're gonna bringing Baker
Mayfield to be our quarterback, for right now, you know, um,
you know, like then paying an eight team million bucks
isn't that big a deal. No one's gonna bring him
in at that rate as a backup, you know, or
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a guy who may compete for a starting job. So
I think that's where the Browns are sort of stuck
and they may have to eat some of that salary. Um. Yeah,
I love to see him in a situation like maybe
Detroit where you throw him into a competition with a
Jared Cop Like that would make some sense to me,
like if you know it was another swing for a
team like at a Detroit uh me. But certainly I
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think the timing of the Deshaun Watson trade, it han't
happened after some of the other dominoes fell, probably hurts
the brown ability to go and get someone for go,
go and get something valuable for Baker Mayfield. It's probably
gonna acquire you know, Andrew Berry and those guys sort
of creative, whether it's eating salary or maybe you know,
including players and some sort of deal that will bring
(22:06):
some value back to Cleveland. Um, Albert, what changed into
Shaun Watson's mind where he kind of wrote off the
Browns and then decided to come back. I think the
biggest thing was, like he looked at it looked like
money is not irrelevant. So I'm not pushing that off
this side. It matters, But like I do think that
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there was a piece of it for him where, you know,
after everything and after not playing, you know, I think
his own personal comfort sort of like took precedence in
his mind as he started the process of looking at
the teams, and the idea of playing at home in Atlanta,
are playing in the South and Carolina or New Orleans
appealed to him. And my understanding was he'd only been
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to Cleveland once before and it was for November game
and it was cold and it was windy and it
was raining in the finals ten of seven and neither
quarterback played very well, and so like that sort of
stuck in his head even as you know, he met
with the Browns and he liked what they had to
say and like and he looked at the roster. He
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saw these young, ascending guys. Um, you know, he couldn't
get it out of his head. That's far from home.
I don't know if I'd be comfortable playing that environment
play high school football. Georgia college in South Carolina, Pro
football in Texas, um, you know, and then you know,
as he was deciding between the Saints and Panthers on
Thursday night, wakes up Friday and sort of then starts
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the question, am I considering the wrong things? Am I
looking at the wrong things? Shouldn't football be the most
important thing if I want to have a great legacy
in the sport and maybe some day be a Hall
of Famer And went Super Bowls and that caused them
to reassess, and then, you know, taking his own personal
comfort out of it, it was like, Cleveland's clearly the
best football situation, So let's see if we can make
(23:51):
something work if they call it Cleveland back and then Cleveland,
you know, I think kind of smelling blood in the
water came with the contract. So that's sort of how
it happened. And you know, it's a credit to the
Browns too for being in this sort of position. And
god knows, Brady, that's a long way from the Browns
that you played for, you know, but they had a
lot of I mean, like, you know, you look at
the young players and the team generic Wills and I
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know Nick Chubb is a little older now, but on defense,
Myles Garrett and Um and then the award. Lots of
pieces that you can build around. Maybe the best offensive
line's ever played behind a really good group of tight ends,
good group of running backs Amari Cooper receiver, and a
defense that has a couple of studs to build around. Um.
You can see why he thought it was the best
football situation. And that's what I'm up taking precedence in
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the end. It's Albert Brier. Get him on Twitter at
Albert Breer, senior NFL reporter at the mm QB. Already
getting an early start to the owners meetings there in Florida. Albert,
have a cocktail at least, you know, I think you've
earned it making this work. You know, get after a
little bit after the kids get to bed and enjoy
yourself out, Albert. Good, be careful those of sauce parlors.
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They're up in the Yeah, there's why I think there's
one up here that might be shut out. Yeah, Orchids
of Asia is not a it's not a nursery. Just
to let you know, so, all right there it was
from there. Yeah, Yeah, the face of big new kickoff
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you get your podcasts. Let's go to the news DEAs.
Here's Brady Quinn. Yeah, I mentioned this earlier and talking
about was it a sick sick Freed and Roy Yeah, yeah, Um.
There's there's cases of people being attacked by like lions
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and tigers all the time. This past week we had
a fifth year old worker in the state of Florida,
an animal sanctuary that was attacked. Now here's where it
gets a little bit. I guess I don't confusing, But
the employee actually didn't have authorization to be with the
tiger in its cage when it was our attack, and
it was during a period in time when the caretaker
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was actually feeding the tiger. So yeah, things got pretty dicey.
The man suffered injuries to both arms during the attack,
but the authorities wanted to make sure that everyone knew
uh the tiger was was unharmed. That's that's good. That's
good to know. Now let me ask you. Tiger gets
a hold of your arm, what's the first thing you do?
Item You're going for the eyes? Right by item you
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gotta take an eye at least I'm gonna go for
the I'm a buy, But I think I just turned
and try to run the other way. And if my
arm gets lopped off, so be it. You know, at
the end of the day, you're probably going to feel
a type of pain that will probably take you to
the borderline or the brink of shock anyway, So whatever
it is you thought your decision was going to be,
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it probably won't be that if it were to happen.
So there you go. There's but I mean, you know,
I don't do it I'm not sure that's the one
you're gonna be making it back from so Yeah, but
he made it and the big cat was okay, unharmed. Unharmed.
There you got. I mean there's some of those like there.
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It's probably better than the like monkey attacks where they
just rip your the bers. Yeah, they're so strong, they
just rip your nose off. They'll bite you like chew
on you like your food. I have a question. If
a monkey rips your nose off and you survived, do
you ever get a cold again? Yes? Really pretty sure
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even fail your your nose may help with some of
those symptoms. I'm pretty you can still get your nose.
That's just cartlett. The real question, how do you still
go skiing in South Florida if you don't have a nose?
That's that is a good point. A lot of weight gain.
Now you do know they have prosthetic noses. Yeah, you
can buy him at a magic Shut up? What else
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you got? We got a Connecticut man who ordered to
stay hot coffee from Starbucks Starbucks plane and they are, yes,
they are, yes, they are. However, uh, this particular gentleman
he got a little more than he bargained for. He
describes the experience is horrible and fought a lawsuit. Well,
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reason being is instead of coffee, he ended up getting
urn next urn and brewer cleaner. Yes, apparently this location
was cleaning out one of the one of the coffee
and it ended up by injecting the substance into a
cup and they served him up a hot, unknown toxic substance. Um.
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Now did he say what his reaction was? His reaction
He took a gulp of the coffee and he swallowed
and then realized he just ingested something that was not coffee.
You know I've heard that before. Have you know how
Jesus all right there? That is I'm talking about coffee
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college football of fame, LaVar. Have you noticed have you
noticed that, like once every like five cups of Starbucks there,
it's always leaking from the lid, like for some reason
in the side of the lid always leaves. Never noticed
you never noticed that before? Never noticed that? Last one
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for the day, Um, Colombian drug cartel boss any extradition
to the US. We pulled off quite the daring escape
in a super max prison last week. He um. He
put on a guard's uniform and he just strolled right
on out of there. One cast are also no mother
alias matamba uh. He remained on the run until the
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middle of this week, basically after you broke free. There
were fifty five guards who were on duty at the time,
and they've all been suspended. I mean that only happens
when somebody's in the know. Somebody was in the know,
somebody got paid. It's like those two guys from Dena
Mora who escaped and it comes to find out how
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did they get out? One of them was sleeping with
one of the security guards, you know, like that wait
to ruin a marriage. Yeah, alright, do you hear about
that guy got They got him in the woods? Did
they get him? What guy that one of the everybody
come on out, they got us, got hamburger on his neck? Now. Oh.
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