April 16, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 accuses a man for stealing his auntie's bike.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is my wife is an activist at the
wrong times. We'll get into that and find out what
that's all about. Just a few and me that's wrong.
We're not marching now, baby, All right, we'll find out
what that's all about. And just a few because right
(00:22):
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call
what you got for his neph It's.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right here, Shirley. Is my auntie's bike. My auntie's bike.
Get ready to get ready to get ready to get
ready my auntie's bike.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Let's go cat don Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond.
Hey man, this this K dub Man. Listen do you
know somebody to live on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Mama, my mama, stay on?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What was this?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley,
she live online. Now. My auntie say you are came
over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff
out of her garage.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Told her, well, first of all, who is you man?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I stole the bike?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I somebody garage?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Who is Kate?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know know k does. This is Kate doug Man.
My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived down the street from your
mama and my anti me. You the one came over
in and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody
the garage man.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley.
And second of ull, I don't steal your your aunty,
Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody garage. Put put on
the phone, man, put your ainty on the phone. I
ain't stole nothing from nowhere.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I ain't got it. She can't talk. My auntie can't
talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Why she can't talk?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
She say I stole something? No, my ain't my auntie death.
She signed language me and told me that you the
one stole stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Your auntie deaf and she told you she signed language
you and said I stole the bike.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
On. Wait just a minute, how you get my number?
Hold on sign language and me not hold on? Okay,
She says, quit all that damn line. You know, damn well,
you're the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He may hold. So your auntie is cutting me out
through you the silent that you're telling me that I
just stole the damn bike. Say man, First of all, hell.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You even get my number? Man, I got the numbers
that lived down the street. That ain't your mama?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Miss yeah, miss my mama.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, okay, well look man, the people down the street
are but then they knew your number. I told them
I needed to talk to you so that I ain't
told me that that you was the one that stole
the bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying
to help me.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Can you can all right? Can you silate back to
your ain't it?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I can sil back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike. How about this?
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn right now?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Man, hold on, man, I'm trying to tell her right now,
Wait a minute, Okay, hold on. She's saying something. She said,
your black lying and you know, well you got this bike.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
May look here, man, you your death painting that street
with nobody on this street except for my mama.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm a grown man, so I.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Gotta steal a bike for your death. She must be
dumb too, She's death had dug She's like, I sold something, y'all.
Don I mean, I don't even know y'all are you?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Ain't he ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, MI ain't.
He don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that
that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying. And just to be lying,
why she just gonna lie on you? Why you're gonna
pick you out? Man? You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got
no reason to steal no bike. Now, I got a
card that ain't paid for I got. I'm a grown man.
I'm trying to get cunsed in my son. So I'm
gonna come in somebody garage instead of Mike. Is you
paint it you crazy that she is? Man, get off
my line with that.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, MI ain't a talking
what she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to
see what she was saying. She said that black No
damn well, he took that bike and he better bring
that damn bike.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Looking, man, I don't know what you sit on my line? Man,
I ain't took no bike. The dumb ain't his line even.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Hey, dog, you wanna tell you something. You're gonna respect mi.
AIN'TI me say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call
my phone with him?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I mean to try to get my together.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You call me some.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Who aren't you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K dubb Everybody know K dub.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I ain't never heard of no K dub on in
my life. My Mama been saying on for fifteen years.
I ain't never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no
Miss Tinsley. I ain't heard abouy, no death lady. I
ain't seen no bike. Get the off my line.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Man, ain't mane you're gonna make me go down and
steal something out of miss house if you don't bring
that damn bike back. Got me bring somebody to my
ma mother.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
If you want to talk on my way over there by,
somebody come on Mama house for my family. She's gonna
be over for you the death dumb. Ain't you got
whoever down there gave you my number? Everybody you got me,
We'll go this our best street up. You come by
my mama house. You better not stepping my mama playing.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You come by my mama.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Playing some of them. You worked. You got me stup.
You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To the dark side.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Come on my way right now. I don't know. We
set on the phone on.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying, ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of
your o?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Pray say tell yo death. I ain't need to bring
up outside and I best you she hear them licks.
I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
she gonna be undeath today. I bet you get cured when.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You see me whooping yo. Man. He literally, I ain't
coming by myself. Only Tommy gonna be there with me.
Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo way who it's time
to tell me who Tommy man nephew Tommy from the
Steel harb in morning show. You just got pranked by
your mama, Miss villau.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Ah, I said, right them man my mama, No, I
don't like nobody the man guys.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You mama, mama say my son loved me to death.
He don't let nothing. He take care of me. He
don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let
nobody mess with me. He said, all you got to
do with that, like you're gonna do something to his mama. Man, Well,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't see because of like I do.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mad.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
God, I'm in the mirror swept. I'm mad for real,
y'all did this so?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I swear to God that wasn't myself. Oh yeah, Man,
tell my mama she wrong for that to dude? What up?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You have to change? Boy? You off to change you
just like me. You know your mama. I ain't mad
at Hey. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The land Man without a doubt, Man's Steve Harvey Morning
Show Man. This for you, timing Man without doubt.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hey, Man, tell miss Beer I said, hey, right, I
got two undred dollars she wanted.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She want to play games there.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come on, come on?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What what? What?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
What happening? What is happening?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's greatness right there, that's just stupidity at its best.
That is great. And say they gonna get some greatness
this weekend Baltimore, Maryland, Friday and Saturday night nineteenth and
twentieth at the Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Back by popular demand.
The nephew was coming your way, all right, got a
few tickets left, y'all come hang out with your boy too.
Friday who said, trying not to you know, trying not
(07:48):
do nothing Sunday. You know he didn't got on me,
you know, by not getting down on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Gonna try to make him feel a limpt Tommy for
years I hit them both. I performed on Sunday night
and got him came.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To work on Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Everybody, ain't you know? That's your reasons. That's why we
are all different. Everybody do different stuff. Everybody ain't you?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Is that the get to your boss?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Why you're not coming to boss?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Is my uncle?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What is you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Call? What?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But that's your response?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Everybody ain't you? Why you're not?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes? That that to him? To my uncle? Yes, everybody,
ain't you?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's just shaking his head because it's.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Something he did he years ago. He did it your job,
though it has changed, everything has changed. Could you tell
this to another boss that wasn't your uncle? This is
what I don't want. I don't have. I'm not gonna
ever have another boss.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It ain't.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
So you're safe on that one.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I do this.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So what do you do when he get through a radio?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We threw a radio.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Your uncle was just shaking his head. All right, Dad,
You coming up next. Strawberry letter for today. The subject
is my wife is an activist at the wrong time.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is my wife is an activist at the
wrong times. We'll get into that and find out what
that's all about. Just a few and me that's wrong.
We're not marching now, baby, All right, we'll find out
what that's all about. And just a few because right
(00:22):
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call
what you got for his neph It's.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right here, Shirley. Is my auntie's bike. My auntie's bike.
Get ready to get ready to get ready to get
ready my auntie's bike.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Let's go cat don Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond.
Hey man, this this K dub Man. Listen do you
know somebody to live on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Mama, my mama, stay on?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What was this?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley,
she live online. Now. My auntie say you are came
over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff
out of her garage.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Told her, well, first of all, who is you man?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I stole the bike?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I somebody garage?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Who is Kate?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know know k does. This is Kate doug Man.
My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived down the street from your
mama and my anti me. You the one came over
in and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody
the garage man.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley.
And second of ull, I don't steal your your aunty,
Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody garage. Put put on
the phone, man, put your ainty on the phone. I
ain't stole nothing from nowhere.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I ain't got it. She can't talk. My auntie can't
talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Why she can't talk?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
She say I stole something? No, my ain't my auntie death.
She signed language me and told me that you the
one stole stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Your auntie deaf and she told you she signed language
you and said I stole the bike.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
On. Wait just a minute, how you get my number?
Hold on sign language and me not hold on? Okay,
She says, quit all that damn line. You know, damn well,
you're the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He may hold. So your auntie is cutting me out
through you the silent that you're telling me that I
just stole the damn bike. Say man, First of all, hell.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You even get my number? Man, I got the numbers
that lived down the street. That ain't your mama?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Miss yeah, miss my mama.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, okay, well look man, the people down the street
are but then they knew your number. I told them
I needed to talk to you so that I ain't
told me that that you was the one that stole
the bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying
to help me.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Can you can all right? Can you silate back to
your ain't it?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I can sil back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike. How about this?
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn right now?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Man, hold on, man, I'm trying to tell her right now,
Wait a minute, Okay, hold on. She's saying something. She said,
your black lying and you know, well you got this bike.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
May look here, man, you your death painting that street
with nobody on this street except for my mama.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'm a grown man, so I.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Gotta steal a bike for your death. She must be
dumb too, She's death had dug She's like, I sold something, y'all.
Don I mean, I don't even know y'all are you?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Ain't he ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, MI ain't.
He don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that
that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying. And just to be lying,
why she just gonna lie on you? Why you're gonna
pick you out? Man? You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got
no reason to steal no bike. Now, I got a
card that ain't paid for I got. I'm a grown man.
I'm trying to get cunsed in my son. So I'm
gonna come in somebody garage instead of Mike. Is you
paint it you crazy that she is? Man, get off
my line with that.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, MI ain't a talking
what she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to
see what she was saying. She said that black No
damn well, he took that bike and he better bring
that damn bike.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Looking, man, I don't know what you sit on my line? Man,
I ain't took no bike. The dumb ain't his line even.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Hey, dog, you wanna tell you something. You're gonna respect mi.
AIN'TI me say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call
my phone with him?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I mean to try to get my together.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You call me some.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Who aren't you?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K dubb Everybody know K dub.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I ain't never heard of no K dub on in
my life. My Mama been saying on for fifteen years.
I ain't never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no
Miss Tinsley. I ain't heard abouy, no death lady. I
ain't seen no bike. Get the off my line.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Man, ain't mane you're gonna make me go down and
steal something out of miss house if you don't bring
that damn bike back. Got me bring somebody to my
ma mother.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
If you want to talk on my way over there by,
somebody come on Mama house for my family. She's gonna
be over for you the death dumb. Ain't you got
whoever down there gave you my number? Everybody you got me,
We'll go this our best street up. You come by
my mama house. You better not stepping my mama playing.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You come by my mama.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Playing some of them. You worked. You got me stup.
You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
To the dark side.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Come on my way right now. I don't know. We
set on the phone on.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying, ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of
your o?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Pray say tell yo death. I ain't need to bring
up outside and I best you she hear them licks.
I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
she gonna be undeath today. I bet you get cured when.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You see me whooping yo. Man. He literally, I ain't
coming by myself. Only Tommy gonna be there with me.
Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo way who it's time
to tell me who Tommy man nephew Tommy from the
Steel harb in morning show. You just got pranked by
your mama, Miss villau.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Ah, I said, right them man my mama, No, I
don't like nobody the man guys.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You mama, mama say my son loved me to death.
He don't let nothing. He take care of me. He
don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let
nobody mess with me. He said, all you got to
do with that, like you're gonna do something to his mama. Man, Well,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't see because of like I do.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mad.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
God, I'm in the mirror swept. I'm mad for real,
y'all did this so?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I swear to God that wasn't myself. Oh yeah, Man,
tell my mama she wrong for that to dude? What up?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You have to change? Boy? You off to change you
just like me. You know your mama. I ain't mad
at Hey. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
The land Man without a doubt, Man's Steve Harvey Morning
Show Man. This for you, timing Man without doubt.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hey, Man, tell miss Beer I said, hey, right, I
got two undred dollars she wanted.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She want to play games there.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come on, come on?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
What what? What?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
What happening? What is happening?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's greatness right there, that's just stupidity at its best.
That is great. And say they gonna get some greatness
this weekend Baltimore, Maryland, Friday and Saturday night nineteenth and
twentieth at the Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Back by popular demand.
The nephew was coming your way, all right, got a
few tickets left, y'all come hang out with your boy too.
Friday who said, trying not to you know, trying not
(07:48):
do nothing Sunday. You know he didn't got on me,
you know, by not getting down on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Gonna try to make him feel a limpt Tommy for
years I hit them both. I performed on Sunday night
and got him came.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
To work on Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Everybody, ain't you know? That's your reasons. That's why we
are all different. Everybody do different stuff. Everybody ain't you?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Is that the get to your boss?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Why you're not coming to boss?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Is my uncle?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What is you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Call? What?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But that's your response?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Everybody ain't you? Why you're not?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes? That that to him? To my uncle? Yes, everybody,
ain't you?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's just shaking his head because it's.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Something he did he years ago. He did it your job,
though it has changed, everything has changed. Could you tell
this to another boss that wasn't your uncle? This is
what I don't want. I don't have. I'm not gonna
ever have another boss.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It ain't.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
So you're safe on that one.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I do this.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So what do you do when he get through a radio?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We threw a radio.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Your uncle was just shaking his head. All right, Dad,
You coming up next. Strawberry letter for today. The subject
is my wife is an activist at the wrong time.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Hardy Morning Show.
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