April 17, 2024 • 9 mins
A blind barber is asking the owner of a barber shop to rent a booth.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I'm
gonna take him back every time.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wos good? It's good.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Talk about that in a few because right now the
nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
F this one right here? You gotta put some spec
on it right here. I mean, there's different things that
you just wouldn't believe people are qualified to do. There's
different occupations out there. You will not not have an
idea that they really qualified. This right here is the
blind Bob. The blind Bob. Listen, letsten, There's a lot
(00:46):
of folks can cut you understand. It's a lot of
people can cut you, just don't you know. Listen. If
he can feel his way around, he can do it.
You know what I mean, he can edge you up tonight.
Real are we cutting today? I know you don't see it.
I know you don't see what I see. But we
cutting this day. You understand I'm saying you don't see
what I see and I see this being a masterpiece.
(01:07):
All right? You are? Oh, I do all ball heads?
I mean, I can handle that you can do them.
I do all ball heads.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
About them flat tops in them fades. We we we
we were getting better, were getting up. We're getting that line,
that line. I am the blind Barber catalog, if you
would crazy the blind barber.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I'm trying to reach uh that run the bar
Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
on't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying to see if if
y'all got any booth for rentals down there where I
can come in there and cut some hair. I've been
cutting how a long time. I want to see if
y'all got some room down there. They tell me you might,
(01:58):
you might have had some come avail.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I got two boats open right now, you need a boot.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You now how much you charge for booth rent on
a weekly basis?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's two hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Two hundred dollars a week. Now, that's eight hundred dollars
a month that they're good? Could your two hundred? Now? Whinter?
Can I get down there so you can meet me?
You know when you can show me around the shop.
So I know what.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Now, I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's Tuesday,
two saddays.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, because I want to see if I can
maybe meet you there so I can get down there
and you feel my way around come out. Then what
I want to ask you? Do you mind doing for me?
Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
where you got steps at and uh and your phone?
Could you take your mind if you take the phone
(02:47):
and put it in brail for me?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh? Wait, wait, man, what the hell I need to
put money taking ramps side and putting phones in the
briell for what?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well? I'm I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna
let that stop me. You know I'm still.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Going Oh no, no, no, no, hell no man, you
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You what, I'm blind? But see what, I've been cutting
my hair for over ten years, and folks say my
hair could always look good. So I just figured I'm
gonna start cutting hand now.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand. It
might be some good that you do, but just ain't
cutting no hand in my shop? Not being blind? That yeah,
ain't not that found my shop? Man?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No wait, I ain't got.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No problem with that, man, but you you just can't
do it down well.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wait wait nothing, see this what they call it excrimination?
You can't do that. You can't sciminate from people you
call they got some type of hand the cap blowns
to them.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You listen, hold let me can't something man, I'm not
shrying to be trying to put you out of being
the dyck doing what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
But you just can't do that my shot. Man, I
can't be called discrimination, excramination, scrimination of what not? Not
it not in my chinati shot.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You just can't do it, bab listen not.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I know how to cut hair, I know how to
give folks a lining and stuff like now. I ain't
tried to use no raisor nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But no, man, come on, dude, caick, you find something
else to get into. WASID trying to cut half?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well? This what I like though, this what I feel like,
This is my calling.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You just can't do it in my shof I'm sorry no, cause.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
See now that's what I don't I don't care to
hear something like this here. And I've been I got
the qualifications and I'm able to do it. And I
want to be able to come down there. And I
told you when I first what I tell you, I said,
I wanted to feel my way around.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Didn't I say that I don't need to feel your
way down? I needed to be able to see what
you doing. I mean, I don't care about you being
able to cut no alp being blind. You got to
be able to see to do that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
This could probably do to do wonder for your shot.
People all come from miles around to see somebody like
myself cutting.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
The hand of my shot. Did you what I said?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I what you said, but I don't want you to
do it make me mad about that?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now you're gonna get mad about something A bit blond
to me. I'm I'm off and you kid me this
your blind. I can't help you when you Ryan man,
come on with that now.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm gonna
tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now to
that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out and
I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want
to do is have to get into no tussa with
you now.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't want that to worry about getting in noule
with me? Did you bring your ship in my shot
so much?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You're gonna cut her?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And he's gonna be some party moveing around.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
is eating now.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What thing you no? You keep with my shot?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You gonna you're gonna get your what bob blind man?
And what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it
coming either, you hear it? Not as long as I
got the money to pay my bull rental.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You don't give a damn. I don't want your money.
Your blood can't cut no, man. Make you understand what
I say to you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got to
call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Lord, you can call anybody. You watch the call. That's money.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You understand what I'm telling you. Now you bring your
Now they're talking about good man money.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm coming down there this evening and I'm coming and
I'm coming to up y'all because you got the nerve
to discriminate just me.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I don't know how they got money. Come in the fight.
Say who'll kill you?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Mother? No, you not be dying.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I even fix your sing with them.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Call they give me. They give me this number and
say you is the one that due the hiring around
the barber shop.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You don't call my personal number. You called my shop.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Don't kill you money?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Now, what difference do that make if I'm some man
looking for a job.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
See, you don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I ain't gonna watch it you bring to my shop.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
watch me get on your.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Why you're gonna get on?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You can't save me?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
That's his nephew.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Time.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your cousin.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man, you are you ain't no good?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hey, mister, I got to ask you, man, what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
The Steve Harvey Moaning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let the blind bottle go to work. I'm just trying
to get a booth in there, man, and get the cutting.
That's all a couple.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's not happening. You know.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's always at the barber shop. Is always one chair.
Don't nobody sitting and have y'all did y'all. He's always
ready though, but he ain't get no. Oh you just
be sitting there.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
What you need?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You need anything? No, no, no, I'm waiting, No Murphy,
don't worrybout. Don't waiting no Murphy. I'm good, yeah, good. Uh.
Anybody need to cut anybody need now?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
We good? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You know you know your ball being good. Tell me
when you see the barb we got no customers. When
he reading the book in the barber shop, that's when
you know you can't good. All this knowledge you got.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He's in every conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, always somebody new to the neighborhood. Come in and
get in that chair. Everybody be sitting in that chair.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Cringe like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
God.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Catch me. Friday Saturday night, Baby, I am headed back
to Baltimore. Bemo in the Baltimore, Maryland at the Comedy
Factory Friday and Saturday night. The nephew is coming back
to town. Tickets on saying right now you be mo here,
ill come you better be more help. All right, I'm
gonna be most stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes you are, that's a guarantee. All right, coming up
next thinking for you. It's my Strawberry letter and the
subject is I'm Gonna take him back. Every time you're
listening Hard Morning show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I'm
gonna take him back every time.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wos good? It's good.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Talk about that in a few because right now the
nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
F this one right here? You gotta put some spec
on it right here. I mean, there's different things that
you just wouldn't believe people are qualified to do. There's
different occupations out there. You will not not have an
idea that they really qualified. This right here is the
blind Bob. The blind Bob. Listen, letsten, There's a lot
(00:46):
of folks can cut you understand. It's a lot of
people can cut you, just don't you know. Listen. If
he can feel his way around, he can do it.
You know what I mean, he can edge you up tonight.
Real are we cutting today? I know you don't see it.
I know you don't see what I see. But we
cutting this day. You understand I'm saying you don't see
what I see and I see this being a masterpiece.
(01:07):
All right? You are? Oh, I do all ball heads?
I mean, I can handle that you can do them.
I do all ball heads.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
About them flat tops in them fades. We we we
we were getting better, were getting up. We're getting that line,
that line. I am the blind Barber catalog, if you
would crazy the blind barber.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I'm trying to reach uh that run the bar
Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
on't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying to see if if
y'all got any booth for rentals down there where I
can come in there and cut some hair. I've been
cutting how a long time. I want to see if
y'all got some room down there. They tell me you might,
(01:58):
you might have had some come avail.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I got two boats open right now, you need a boot.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You now how much you charge for booth rent on
a weekly basis?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's two hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Two hundred dollars a week. Now, that's eight hundred dollars
a month that they're good? Could your two hundred? Now? Whinter?
Can I get down there so you can meet me?
You know when you can show me around the shop.
So I know what.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Now, I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's Tuesday,
two saddays.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, because I want to see if I can
maybe meet you there so I can get down there
and you feel my way around come out. Then what
I want to ask you? Do you mind doing for me?
Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
where you got steps at and uh and your phone?
Could you take your mind if you take the phone
(02:47):
and put it in brail for me?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh? Wait, wait, man, what the hell I need to
put money taking ramps side and putting phones in the
briell for what?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well? I'm I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna
let that stop me. You know I'm still.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Going Oh no, no, no, no, hell no man, you
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You what, I'm blind? But see what, I've been cutting
my hair for over ten years, and folks say my
hair could always look good. So I just figured I'm
gonna start cutting hand now.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand. It
might be some good that you do, but just ain't
cutting no hand in my shop? Not being blind? That yeah,
ain't not that found my shop? Man?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No wait, I ain't got.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No problem with that, man, but you you just can't
do it down well.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wait wait nothing, see this what they call it excrimination?
You can't do that. You can't sciminate from people you
call they got some type of hand the cap blowns
to them.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You listen, hold let me can't something man, I'm not
shrying to be trying to put you out of being
the dyck doing what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
But you just can't do that my shot. Man, I
can't be called discrimination, excramination, scrimination of what not? Not
it not in my chinati shot.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You just can't do it, bab listen not.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I know how to cut hair, I know how to
give folks a lining and stuff like now. I ain't
tried to use no raisor nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But no, man, come on, dude, caick, you find something
else to get into. WASID trying to cut half?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well? This what I like though, this what I feel like,
This is my calling.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You just can't do it in my shof I'm sorry no, cause.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
See now that's what I don't I don't care to
hear something like this here. And I've been I got
the qualifications and I'm able to do it. And I
want to be able to come down there. And I
told you when I first what I tell you, I said,
I wanted to feel my way around.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Didn't I say that I don't need to feel your
way down? I needed to be able to see what
you doing. I mean, I don't care about you being
able to cut no alp being blind. You got to
be able to see to do that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
This could probably do to do wonder for your shot.
People all come from miles around to see somebody like
myself cutting.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
The hand of my shot. Did you what I said?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I what you said, but I don't want you to
do it make me mad about that?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now you're gonna get mad about something A bit blond
to me. I'm I'm off and you kid me this
your blind. I can't help you when you Ryan man,
come on with that now.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm gonna
tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now to
that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out and
I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want
to do is have to get into no tussa with
you now.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't want that to worry about getting in noule
with me? Did you bring your ship in my shot
so much?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You're gonna cut her?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And he's gonna be some party moveing around.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
is eating now.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What thing you no? You keep with my shot?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You gonna you're gonna get your what bob blind man?
And what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it
coming either, you hear it? Not as long as I
got the money to pay my bull rental.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You don't give a damn. I don't want your money.
Your blood can't cut no, man. Make you understand what
I say to you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got to
call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Lord, you can call anybody. You watch the call. That's money.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You understand what I'm telling you. Now you bring your
Now they're talking about good man money.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm coming down there this evening and I'm coming and
I'm coming to up y'all because you got the nerve
to discriminate just me.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I don't know how they got money. Come in the fight.
Say who'll kill you?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Mother? No, you not be dying.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I even fix your sing with them.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Call they give me. They give me this number and
say you is the one that due the hiring around
the barber shop.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You don't call my personal number. You called my shop.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Don't kill you money?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Now, what difference do that make if I'm some man
looking for a job.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
See, you don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I ain't gonna watch it you bring to my shop.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
watch me get on your.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Why you're gonna get on?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You can't save me?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
That's his nephew.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Time.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your cousin.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man, you are you ain't no good?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hey, mister, I got to ask you, man, what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
The Steve Harvey Moaning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let the blind bottle go to work. I'm just trying
to get a booth in there, man, and get the cutting.
That's all a couple.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's not happening. You know.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's always at the barber shop. Is always one chair.
Don't nobody sitting and have y'all did y'all. He's always
ready though, but he ain't get no. Oh you just
be sitting there.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
What you need?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You need anything? No, no, no, I'm waiting, No Murphy,
don't worrybout. Don't waiting no Murphy. I'm good, yeah, good. Uh.
Anybody need to cut anybody need now?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
We good? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You know you know your ball being good. Tell me
when you see the barb we got no customers. When
he reading the book in the barber shop, that's when
you know you can't good. All this knowledge you got.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He's in every conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, always somebody new to the neighborhood. Come in and
get in that chair. Everybody be sitting in that chair.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Cringe like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
God.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Catch me. Friday Saturday night, Baby, I am headed back
to Baltimore. Bemo in the Baltimore, Maryland at the Comedy
Factory Friday and Saturday night. The nephew is coming back
to town. Tickets on saying right now you be mo here,
ill come you better be more help. All right, I'm
gonna be most stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yes you are, that's a guarantee. All right, coming up
next thinking for you. It's my Strawberry letter and the
subject is I'm Gonna take him back. Every time you're
listening Hard Morning show
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