April 23, 2024 • 9 mins
Nephew Tommy tries telling a parent to have her daughter's hair be less ghetto.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he makes excuses for her body count.
We'll get into that find out what that's really all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what is
it today?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Early?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We got to get out of these school. These kids
got this nappy. Half, I got to call these parents
and tell them about these kids. Half, you got to
call these parents and let them know about these kids.
Half it's nappy with no hair. Yeah, well no, ha,
people can talk surely because we don't. We don't have
to cush you out so hard. If you call me,
(00:44):
does the objective? Thus the objective? Thank you? That is
my sole purpose.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
A call.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're gonna call about this this this this child's when
he's called a parent about this child's hair. We got
to fix We got to let's go get napahair.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, Hello, trying to get Francis. This is she, Hey, Frances,
how you doing. My name is Darryl. Our kids they
go to our together.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, your.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Daughter's Kaitlyn, right, Yes, okay, my son is DJ Drell Junior.
They I think I may have met you at the
beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, Darryl Dell.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry
I can't place you right now.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting your call.
You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
the school, you know, being a private school and all.
And uh, we the the black parents, we all got
together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, you said all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there,
Well wasn't I called?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Uh, well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well what about Kaylyn? Is she Is there a problem
at school that she's crazy or something. I don't even
know about what's going on with Well?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Actually were you know, we feel is to be you know,
you know, like I said, there's only a handful of blacks,
and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way,
our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves. And
you know, Kayla's doing very good in school from what
I understand, and very nice with all the rest of
the kids. He's getting along that's not the problem. What
we're trying to get is the grooming of Kaitlin. You know,
(02:22):
Kaylen has these braids, and what we were trying to
do is get you know, we had a meeting about it.
We want to.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Hold on, hold on, did you just say her grooming
something wrong with her grooming?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,
the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,
we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity
the way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
pretty much nice and clean, spitting polished. We would really
prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
braided up. You know, you men, that kind of gives
(02:56):
off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
what we're trying to avoid.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Are you crazy? It is something wrong with you. You don't.
First of all, how the hell you get my numb
If you couldn't call me for the meet why are
you calling me not?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get
the general consensus on where all the parents feel in
the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,
we're just trying to keep everything classy when it comes
to the blacks that attendant school. There's only ten of us,
you know, ten children attending.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I tell you what you can attend. What you can
attend to is this one hanging up in your face.
You tell the parents, all of them for me. Y'all
can go straight and hit rock bottom out of hell.
Talking about my child and her braids. Her braids are ethnic,
they are nice. She is wet or grooms. And I
don't know how in the hell you got my telephone number.
(03:44):
But tell all the parents for me, the kids to
crack of mine, you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Listen, well, first of all, I don't like the way
that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,
with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Subject of.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Me. I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And let me say something real ghetto to your Okay,
you and all parents can hit rocks from out of hell.
Don't call me no more. We know like this. This
is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.
She is going to go to this. As a matter
of fact, as much money as it costs could go
there to y'all should have been meeting on how we
can get together and pay the tuition. How about that?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
her hair straight so she can look a lot more
classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic
look that she's having right now.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?
Take a picture of your self and send it to
me texted to me since you get the Folkes phone numbers,
and give it to you. Take a picture of yourself
and text it to me. I bet you look like
who would have parted. My daughter's braids are gonna stay
up for the rest of the year. As a matter
of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it. It's gonna
stay that way. So it should be mad at and
(04:57):
represent that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Francis listening. I don't. I don't want to argue. I
just wanted to call and see if we could actually,
you know, come to a medium on this. Do you
think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm
I'm picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it would
would it be all right if I picked up little
Kayla and brought her home and let my wife do
our hair.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Please, I wish you would pick my s thought up
and see what the hell I do. I'm gonna call
my husband him to come over your house and whoop
your after he braves, Yo, I wish you would pick
up my don't I call the police on. As a
matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police
on me and my do it and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's
all we wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you.
It's just the blacks here. We think that we want
a little bit more classy look of the way we
are groomed. That's the only thing we're looking for.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Only person who gonna be taking the classes when we
get to whoop, you're gonna be taking the class? How
about that?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I can't say up like you. Y'all get five dollars
and one penny in your box, and I think you
better than everybody else. You forget where you came from.
As a matter of fact, what's your what's your name?
Because I'm calling the principal on your uh day, give
me your name and mister who, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not
really what my name is.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
But that's what told me when your first comment, what
is your real name?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,
my last name either.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What what the hell is your name? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call?
Oh you.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Bub be, Oh my god, you got me ready to
click your pts to the else.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Cool and ever. I'll tell you what keep get out
for the rest of the week for.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Me, he told me. He said, Man, he said, it
don't take but about two and a half minutes for
my wife to go off. He said, it don't take
for two and a half, he said, I promise you right, Oh,
maybe calm down. Let me ask you something. What I
(07:27):
got one more thing to ask you? What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
You know it's in Steve harm In Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Y'all want to march on nappy? What y'all want to do. What?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah what, I'm mad?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What what?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't have anything to say to you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I am not my hair, all right, I am God.
My half the nephew was coming town. Let's see where
I'm going next. I am May fifth. It is a
Netflix is a joke festival. Netflix is a joke festival.
YouTube theater, Let there be Laugh, hosted by Yours truly.
We got Cab on stage, we got Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford,
(08:17):
JJ Williamson, hosted by Yours truly. And we got Fred
Hammon and a live band. Yeah all right, we got
a gospel I coon Fred Hammon in the building. All right,
it's all going down. And that is a clean comedy
show right there, Clean clean, clean, no profanity allowed. So
the whole family can come out and have a good
time Sunday night. Let there be last. People just want
(08:44):
to yeah, yes, well, well we want to be jokes.
We're cussing in it. To point that out. Two of them,
Kirk Franklin, I'm living witness the College. Yes, that's hall.
That was a great tour to see.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, it was five fun all right, Tommy, Well thank you,
Crazy Frank coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is
he makes excuses for her body count. We'll get into
that right after this. You're listening hard Morning show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he makes excuses for her body count.
We'll get into that find out what that's really all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what is
it today?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Early?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We got to get out of these school. These kids
got this nappy. Half, I got to call these parents
and tell them about these kids. Half, you got to
call these parents and let them know about these kids.
Half it's nappy with no hair. Yeah, well no, ha,
people can talk surely because we don't. We don't have
to cush you out so hard. If you call me,
(00:44):
does the objective? Thus the objective? Thank you? That is
my sole purpose.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
A call.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're gonna call about this this this this child's when
he's called a parent about this child's hair. We got
to fix We got to let's go get napahair.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, Hello, trying to get Francis. This is she, Hey, Frances,
how you doing. My name is Darryl. Our kids they
go to our together.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, your.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Daughter's Kaitlyn, right, Yes, okay, my son is DJ Drell Junior.
They I think I may have met you at the
beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, Darryl Dell.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry
I can't place you right now.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting your call.
You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
the school, you know, being a private school and all.
And uh, we the the black parents, we all got
together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, you said all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there,
Well wasn't I called?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Uh, well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well what about Kaylyn? Is she Is there a problem
at school that she's crazy or something. I don't even
know about what's going on with Well?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Actually were you know, we feel is to be you know,
you know, like I said, there's only a handful of blacks,
and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way,
our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves. And
you know, Kayla's doing very good in school from what
I understand, and very nice with all the rest of
the kids. He's getting along that's not the problem. What
we're trying to get is the grooming of Kaitlin. You know,
(02:22):
Kaylen has these braids, and what we were trying to
do is get you know, we had a meeting about it.
We want to.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Hold on, hold on, did you just say her grooming
something wrong with her grooming?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,
the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,
we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity
the way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
pretty much nice and clean, spitting polished. We would really
prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
braided up. You know, you men, that kind of gives
(02:56):
off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
what we're trying to avoid.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Are you crazy? It is something wrong with you. You don't.
First of all, how the hell you get my numb
If you couldn't call me for the meet why are
you calling me not?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get
the general consensus on where all the parents feel in
the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,
we're just trying to keep everything classy when it comes
to the blacks that attendant school. There's only ten of us,
you know, ten children attending.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I tell you what you can attend. What you can
attend to is this one hanging up in your face.
You tell the parents, all of them for me. Y'all
can go straight and hit rock bottom out of hell.
Talking about my child and her braids. Her braids are ethnic,
they are nice. She is wet or grooms. And I
don't know how in the hell you got my telephone number.
(03:44):
But tell all the parents for me, the kids to
crack of mine, you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Listen, well, first of all, I don't like the way
that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,
with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Subject of.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Me. I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And let me say something real ghetto to your Okay,
you and all parents can hit rocks from out of hell.
Don't call me no more. We know like this. This
is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.
She is going to go to this. As a matter
of fact, as much money as it costs could go
there to y'all should have been meeting on how we
can get together and pay the tuition. How about that?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
her hair straight so she can look a lot more
classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic
look that she's having right now.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?
Take a picture of your self and send it to
me texted to me since you get the Folkes phone numbers,
and give it to you. Take a picture of yourself
and text it to me. I bet you look like
who would have parted. My daughter's braids are gonna stay
up for the rest of the year. As a matter
of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it. It's gonna
stay that way. So it should be mad at and
(04:57):
represent that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Francis listening. I don't. I don't want to argue. I
just wanted to call and see if we could actually,
you know, come to a medium on this. Do you
think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm
I'm picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it would
would it be all right if I picked up little
Kayla and brought her home and let my wife do
our hair.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Please, I wish you would pick my s thought up
and see what the hell I do. I'm gonna call
my husband him to come over your house and whoop
your after he braves, Yo, I wish you would pick
up my don't I call the police on. As a
matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police
on me and my do it and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's
all we wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you.
It's just the blacks here. We think that we want
a little bit more classy look of the way we
are groomed. That's the only thing we're looking for.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Only person who gonna be taking the classes when we
get to whoop, you're gonna be taking the class? How
about that?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I can't say up like you. Y'all get five dollars
and one penny in your box, and I think you
better than everybody else. You forget where you came from.
As a matter of fact, what's your what's your name?
Because I'm calling the principal on your uh day, give
me your name and mister who, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not
really what my name is.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
But that's what told me when your first comment, what
is your real name?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,
my last name either.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What what the hell is your name? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call?
Oh you.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Bub be, Oh my god, you got me ready to
click your pts to the else.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Cool and ever. I'll tell you what keep get out
for the rest of the week for.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Me, he told me. He said, Man, he said, it
don't take but about two and a half minutes for
my wife to go off. He said, it don't take
for two and a half, he said, I promise you right, Oh,
maybe calm down. Let me ask you something. What I
(07:27):
got one more thing to ask you? What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
You know it's in Steve harm In Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Y'all want to march on nappy? What y'all want to do. What?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah what, I'm mad?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What what?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't have anything to say to you.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I am not my hair, all right, I am God.
My half the nephew was coming town. Let's see where
I'm going next. I am May fifth. It is a
Netflix is a joke festival. Netflix is a joke festival.
YouTube theater, Let there be Laugh, hosted by Yours truly.
We got Cab on stage, we got Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford,
(08:17):
JJ Williamson, hosted by Yours truly. And we got Fred
Hammon and a live band. Yeah all right, we got
a gospel I coon Fred Hammon in the building. All right,
it's all going down. And that is a clean comedy
show right there, Clean clean, clean, no profanity allowed. So
the whole family can come out and have a good
time Sunday night. Let there be last. People just want
(08:44):
to yeah, yes, well, well we want to be jokes.
We're cussing in it. To point that out. Two of them,
Kirk Franklin, I'm living witness the College. Yes, that's hall.
That was a great tour to see.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, it was five fun all right, Tommy, Well thank you,
Crazy Frank coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is
he makes excuses for her body count. We'll get into
that right after this. You're listening hard Morning show
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