May 23, 2023 • 8 mins
Robin Can't Cook - Almost Killing Someone With Your Cooking
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin terily kid on Brisbane's Kiss three. Great news. We're
having a dinner party.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You can have your guccies, you can wear your Louie
a town much.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You better get a hand.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Gaza make you cook. Robin can't cook.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Where's the lumb sort Now?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
The theory is, the myth is that Robin can't cook.
But we're gonna find out for sure. See if it's
real and.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
If you get if you get your help. I can't.
I can, I can do the basics, but I don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't like it. Well, before we hear from your
boys and what they think of this whole concept, I
can tell you this. I've been approached. We have a venue.
It's it's not locked in, but we've got a place
that wants us to have the dinner party there where
we're going to bite for your people.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
You rang your mate. I just said I got a message.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I got a message said we'd love to have you
guys here. We'd love to open up the kitchen for Robert.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
What you like with Robin's cooking, with Robin's inmutation, Yes,
I'm sorry, I'm maybe supportive that idea.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
They've got a wonderful reputation in fact, so details to
follow tomorrow, but it's happening. We've got a venue, we've
got the idea. There's an intro.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I mean great, If there's an intro, it's got to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You've got it all so so, and it was the
boys that kind of your son's Robin that inspired the
idea because they on Mother's Day talked to you about
not being a great cook and how it's sort of
it's not the best part of your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
In cookings a bird quality, as in, I can't do it,
you don't do it? Do it if it's preheated for you.
I made dinner, did you eat it up?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Let's lose my twenty one year old?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, so yes, I asked them because you said yesterday
you had an intro, So it clearly has a name.
Someone sat down with the eighteen twenty one and the
twenty three year old to ask them what they thought
about Robin's can't cook kitchen.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I just told you about Robin's no cool kitchen. And
what did you just say? What do you mean? What
sort of contract?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I you know, those ones like you may die here
I can cook? Do you not think I can do this.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, I'm sorry. What are you now eating.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Food that I just cooked?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When did you.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Eating chicken drumsticks?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But okay, I put them in the oven. I made
bread and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What about the salad? So you legit?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Don't think I can do this?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
What happens if it's a total disasters that's the point.
That's what they were doing it setting you up for burlure.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And what do you think I'll do? My boys are hush.
That's why I love them.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
What's the different definition of making bread?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Did you grind the put.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
It in the.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Love that open it from a back?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I did?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I hate it. I can put a meal on the table.
It doesn't matter where that meal comes from except for now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Except for now, it's going to matter where it comes from.
We're going to get you putting you know, so I
mean obviously not from scratch scratch you know.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
To say in what's going to be made?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean well, I mean we're going.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
To give you some options that you can choose from.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It won't be like you have to cook this. We'll
be like you can either cook.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
This or this.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
If I what if I do a Gordon Ramsey and
storm out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, no, you can't.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Well lock the doors obviously.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Thought that.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
But there are listeners out there as well. Obviously they
have some meals that you might be able to cook
there along the way. Or maybe there's terrified for people
who could come show up to what you do cook
and want of steal in a different direction, to kill someone.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I wander soon. Yeah, I wonder if there's anyone that's
got a word of warning, like have you ever actually
made someone sick? Thirteen one oh six y five? As what? Yes,
let's just see what people have done. This might make
you feel better about our won't know it really won't.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So you're threatening that I could potentially poison someone.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We need to we need to be sure about the
teas and seas of inviting people to a dinner party
where they could get ill.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Makes it feel better.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I did this and two family members had to run
out of the room.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There you go right now. They were talking about robins
can't cook kitchen. We're having a special dinner party. You'll
be invited. We have details to follow.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Dodgy intro.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah you want to. You can't get enough today?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You could have your coochies home. You can wear your
Louie a town much. You better get a headed gauza
make you cook. Robin can't cook that here, and.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
That's going to be a good look.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We're talking about times where where those who have done
a bit of cooking and nearly killed the people eating.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And apparently there's a full board. It happens a lot.
Tamara of cressmead, you sent your friends wear to.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The dentists because I made a chicken and rice and
I forgot to debone some of the chicken.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh and you cracked it too.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
They cracked a tooth and I had to go to
the dentist the next day.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So I helped out praying for.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
That's expensive chalk.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That is you could just say it's traditional. A lot
of cultures just leave the bones in tradition.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And ed of ipswich are your husband what happened?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yes, he was cooking for cooking for the family, and
our daughter asked if she could bring a boyfriend over
for the first time to meet the family, and he says, sure,
no problem. So he throws some chicken on the barbecue
and halfway through eating dinner, he turns his all shades
of green and gray. He's having a full of the boyfriend,
so she turns all jades of gray and having a
(06:09):
full on allergic reaction, ends up at the hospital. No,
I was running joke in the family. No, I'm talking
when he's read and daughter says, hey, Dad, what did
you do? It says nothing, just the way I always cook.
I throw some chicken on you know, I pour some
beer on it. He has, Dad, he's allergic to beer.
I could have told him.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That information. You need.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Dizzy and tambourine. What happened?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Okay, So this is back in twenty eleven, but still
fresh in my mind. I was over in Taiwan. I
was staying at a cram school and the room they
had me in was a bedroom in a bathroom. So
I made a little kitchen and I got honey soy
chicken from the local sort of like seven eleven, but
it was cooking yourself, so I was trying to follow
the very badly translated instruction than English. Twenty four hours later,
(07:02):
one of my students is dragging me to the twenty
four hour emergency care. I gave my belf food poisons.
It was terrible and I hadn't if I have off.
Let's just say I technically yawned the entire bathroom, thank god.
But it was tiles from slaughter, feeling and everything. But
(07:23):
I think I removed nearly every single drop of fluid
from my body?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Do you know what I went wrong?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
So found out later because they found the packet. It
shouldn't have been sold. It was out of date by
a day or two. But also I was using I
was using a rice cooker, a toaster, and a kettle
to make myself little meals, so I wasn't eating out
every day as I it's twenty eleven, feel technically a
(07:51):
UNI student.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Can use.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
What's even worse now is I teach teenagers how to cook?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Okay, Dizzy, are you free in the next couple of weeks?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Actually, actually that was the original reason why I called.
While they were announced to call in, It was Robin,
would you like someone to give you some tips?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'll need more than tips. Can we grab your number?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Because I you know, as much as I'm protesting, I'm
actually secretly packing it because I think I'm going to
fail dismally.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So I think you've actually got more skills than you think.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
You don't have enough, Timeless, this call you've just made
is your recommendation it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I love it that what Robin has gone for, This
from this person who nearly killed themselves to get you
on board. Sure it's
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Preston's kiss.
Robin terily kid on Brisbane's Kiss three. Great news. We're
having a dinner party.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You can have your guccies, you can wear your Louie
a town much.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You better get a hand.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Gaza make you cook. Robin can't cook.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Where's the lumb sort Now?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
The theory is, the myth is that Robin can't cook.
But we're gonna find out for sure. See if it's
real and.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
If you get if you get your help. I can't.
I can, I can do the basics, but I don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't like it. Well, before we hear from your
boys and what they think of this whole concept, I
can tell you this. I've been approached. We have a venue.
It's it's not locked in, but we've got a place
that wants us to have the dinner party there where
we're going to bite for your people.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
You rang your mate. I just said I got a message.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I got a message said we'd love to have you
guys here. We'd love to open up the kitchen for Robert.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
What you like with Robin's cooking, with Robin's inmutation, Yes,
I'm sorry, I'm maybe supportive that idea.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
They've got a wonderful reputation in fact, so details to
follow tomorrow, but it's happening. We've got a venue, we've
got the idea. There's an intro.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I mean great, If there's an intro, it's got to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You've got it all so so, and it was the
boys that kind of your son's Robin that inspired the
idea because they on Mother's Day talked to you about
not being a great cook and how it's sort of
it's not the best part of your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
In cookings a bird quality, as in, I can't do it,
you don't do it? Do it if it's preheated for you.
I made dinner, did you eat it up?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Let's lose my twenty one year old?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, so yes, I asked them because you said yesterday
you had an intro, So it clearly has a name.
Someone sat down with the eighteen twenty one and the
twenty three year old to ask them what they thought
about Robin's can't cook kitchen.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I just told you about Robin's no cool kitchen. And
what did you just say? What do you mean? What
sort of contract?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I you know, those ones like you may die here
I can cook? Do you not think I can do this.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, I'm sorry. What are you now eating.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Food that I just cooked?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When did you.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Eating chicken drumsticks?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But okay, I put them in the oven. I made
bread and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What about the salad? So you legit?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Don't think I can do this?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
What happens if it's a total disasters that's the point.
That's what they were doing it setting you up for burlure.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And what do you think I'll do? My boys are hush.
That's why I love them.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
What's the different definition of making bread?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Did you grind the put.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
It in the.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Love that open it from a back?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I did?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I hate it. I can put a meal on the table.
It doesn't matter where that meal comes from except for now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Except for now, it's going to matter where it comes from.
We're going to get you putting you know, so I
mean obviously not from scratch scratch you know.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
To say in what's going to be made?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean well, I mean we're going.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
To give you some options that you can choose from.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It won't be like you have to cook this. We'll
be like you can either cook.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
This or this.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
If I what if I do a Gordon Ramsey and
storm out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, no, you can't.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Well lock the doors obviously.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Thought that.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
But there are listeners out there as well. Obviously they
have some meals that you might be able to cook
there along the way. Or maybe there's terrified for people
who could come show up to what you do cook
and want of steal in a different direction, to kill someone.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I wander soon. Yeah, I wonder if there's anyone that's
got a word of warning, like have you ever actually
made someone sick? Thirteen one oh six y five? As what? Yes,
let's just see what people have done. This might make
you feel better about our won't know it really won't.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So you're threatening that I could potentially poison someone.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We need to we need to be sure about the
teas and seas of inviting people to a dinner party
where they could get ill.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Makes it feel better.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I did this and two family members had to run
out of the room.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There you go right now. They were talking about robins
can't cook kitchen. We're having a special dinner party. You'll
be invited. We have details to follow.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Dodgy intro.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah you want to. You can't get enough today?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You could have your coochies home. You can wear your
Louie a town much. You better get a headed gauza
make you cook. Robin can't cook that here, and.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
That's going to be a good look.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We're talking about times where where those who have done
a bit of cooking and nearly killed the people eating.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And apparently there's a full board. It happens a lot.
Tamara of cressmead, you sent your friends wear to.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The dentists because I made a chicken and rice and
I forgot to debone some of the chicken.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh and you cracked it too.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
They cracked a tooth and I had to go to
the dentist the next day.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So I helped out praying for.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
That's expensive chalk.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That is you could just say it's traditional. A lot
of cultures just leave the bones in tradition.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And ed of ipswich are your husband what happened?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yes, he was cooking for cooking for the family, and
our daughter asked if she could bring a boyfriend over
for the first time to meet the family, and he says, sure,
no problem. So he throws some chicken on the barbecue
and halfway through eating dinner, he turns his all shades
of green and gray. He's having a full of the boyfriend,
so she turns all jades of gray and having a
(06:09):
full on allergic reaction, ends up at the hospital. No,
I was running joke in the family. No, I'm talking
when he's read and daughter says, hey, Dad, what did
you do? It says nothing, just the way I always cook.
I throw some chicken on you know, I pour some
beer on it. He has, Dad, he's allergic to beer.
I could have told him.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That information. You need.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Dizzy and tambourine. What happened?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Okay, So this is back in twenty eleven, but still
fresh in my mind. I was over in Taiwan. I
was staying at a cram school and the room they
had me in was a bedroom in a bathroom. So
I made a little kitchen and I got honey soy
chicken from the local sort of like seven eleven, but
it was cooking yourself, so I was trying to follow
the very badly translated instruction than English. Twenty four hours later,
(07:02):
one of my students is dragging me to the twenty
four hour emergency care. I gave my belf food poisons.
It was terrible and I hadn't if I have off.
Let's just say I technically yawned the entire bathroom, thank god.
But it was tiles from slaughter, feeling and everything. But
(07:23):
I think I removed nearly every single drop of fluid
from my body?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Do you know what I went wrong?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
So found out later because they found the packet. It
shouldn't have been sold. It was out of date by
a day or two. But also I was using I
was using a rice cooker, a toaster, and a kettle
to make myself little meals, so I wasn't eating out
every day as I it's twenty eleven, feel technically a
(07:51):
UNI student.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Can use.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
What's even worse now is I teach teenagers how to cook?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Okay, Dizzy, are you free in the next couple of weeks?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Actually, actually that was the original reason why I called.
While they were announced to call in, It was Robin,
would you like someone to give you some tips?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'll need more than tips. Can we grab your number?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Because I you know, as much as I'm protesting, I'm
actually secretly packing it because I think I'm going to
fail dismally.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So I think you've actually got more skills than you think.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
You don't have enough, Timeless, this call you've just made
is your recommendation it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I love it that what Robin has gone for, This
from this person who nearly killed themselves to get you
on board. Sure it's
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Preston's kiss.
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