April 17, 2024 • 3 mins
Fried bologna sandwich or sardines and crackers? Jet ski at 75mph or zipline in the Grand Canyon? Have sex and can't make any noise or curse during the entire time?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather a fried bologney sandwich or sardines and crackers?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Those are your choices.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Fried balloona sardines straight up? And to stop six folk worth, Baby,
don't there tell me.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I went straight out and stop six folk work. You
know how we're doing over that barbitu fried bloona sandwich?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh oh the blow I never had one.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I never had one.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I have the sheer great joys of life.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So it's fried bolognan barbecue. You had them sardines?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I did know for that. I swow them off at
my daddy's. I used to work with my father construction
or that was one of his. One of our lunches
was the sardines crackers with the mustard sit wood worked
for my lunch. Breakup. That's about you day.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, but but what how what's the baloney sandwich about
to fight off?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What you mean is that?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, you just fried its bread and.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Barbecue sauce you ain't never fried, and then poked that
hole in the middle you ain't never know. Yeah, yeah,
you're talking about the ones with the barbe I've never
had barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
On the f I've never had that, but.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've had loney sandwiches, but not surprised like mad.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You can upset with the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sorry. All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Would you rather jet ski at seventy five miles per
hour or zipline over the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Which is zip line?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Ah, I'm not you're not loan that taken across that?
How many times we had death thoughts? And by the
time I get across that, I'll be dead because you faint.
My old lifeless body just on the zip line just
catched out to see he died about halfway of course.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Would you rather have sex or can't make any noise?
Or would you rather curse the entire time?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, curse your entire time doing sex? Yeah, I don't
care which one of you as long as I'm having it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm fair.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, you've never done quiet You've never done it quietly.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You ain't never had to have quiet sex. Wait if
I can't, there ain't no no damn statements.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Nothing you can get to this quiet little you were
in that hollow? Oh my kids have been in there
all right, care and all that noise. Oh my shaty,
(03:16):
what's wrong? Come on last break of the day coming up,
and we'll close up the show right after this. You're listening,
Hardy Morning Show
It's time for around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather a fried bologney sandwich or sardines and crackers?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Those are your choices.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Fried balloona sardines straight up? And to stop six folk worth, Baby,
don't there tell me.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I went straight out and stop six folk work. You
know how we're doing over that barbitu fried bloona sandwich?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh oh the blow I never had one.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I never had one.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I have the sheer great joys of life.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So it's fried bolognan barbecue. You had them sardines?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I did know for that. I swow them off at
my daddy's. I used to work with my father construction
or that was one of his. One of our lunches
was the sardines crackers with the mustard sit wood worked
for my lunch. Breakup. That's about you day.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, but but what how what's the baloney sandwich about
to fight off?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What you mean is that?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, you just fried its bread and.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Barbecue sauce you ain't never fried, and then poked that
hole in the middle you ain't never know. Yeah, yeah,
you're talking about the ones with the barbe I've never
had barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
On the f I've never had that, but.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've had loney sandwiches, but not surprised like mad.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You can upset with the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sorry. All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Would you rather jet ski at seventy five miles per
hour or zipline over the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Which is zip line?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Ah, I'm not you're not loan that taken across that?
How many times we had death thoughts? And by the
time I get across that, I'll be dead because you faint.
My old lifeless body just on the zip line just
catched out to see he died about halfway of course.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Would you rather have sex or can't make any noise?
Or would you rather curse the entire time?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, curse your entire time doing sex? Yeah, I don't
care which one of you as long as I'm having it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm fair.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh, you've never done quiet You've never done it quietly.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You ain't never had to have quiet sex. Wait if
I can't, there ain't no no damn statements.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Nothing you can get to this quiet little you were
in that hollow? Oh my kids have been in there
all right, care and all that noise. Oh my shaty,
(03:16):
what's wrong? Come on last break of the day coming up,
and we'll close up the show right after this. You're listening,
Hardy Morning Show
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