April 22, 2024 • 4 mins
What's up with polyamory in Phoenix? The third husband in Tulsa is afraid of trying new things in the bed and the wife is bored.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So Steve, this is from Sandra in Phoenix.
Sandra says, my living lover used to be in an
open relationship and he's still friends with his ex and
some of his old acquaintances. He thinks I'm coold with them,
but I get tired of the constant jokes about me
crossing over to the other side and trying polyamory. He
swears he would only do it if I consent to
(00:23):
do it with him. My mom said, he's back to
his old lifestyle and he's hoping I join him. Is
my mom right? Is he still sleeping with the women
and I'm the only one in the dark here?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, you said that with no hesitation. Yes, And why
do you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is he joking around with it for?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Joking around? Is feeling around.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
To see if she would?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you're not into that normal? Why you're still in
touch with your yet X and all the other people?
What y'all talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Except that he hasn't moved on man?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Please? Girl bye? You you the stupidest thing you think
it is? You've got something with him? He belonged to
everybody on them Texas, all the friendships.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, His mom is right. Yeah, her mom
is writer today. So he never left. You're saying, basically, Steve,
he never even left. She's asking back to his old
lifestyle back.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, you're just looking for a new crew now and
wants to include you. That's all that is, all right, We.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Have time for another one. This one's from Alberta, Alberta
in Tulsa, Alberta says, I have tried to get my
third husband to try new things in the bedroom, but
he says it's it's not Christian like. He's afraid of this,
and uh, that's because he said it doesn't seem right
to him. He's terrible in bed and I am trying
(02:10):
to teach him a few things, but he's too closed minded.
How do I convince him to start switching up positions?
He's almost sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He matter of time. Not only is he not gonna
try no new position, he probably can't.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
More importantly, he can't.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, he ain't never been in the doknob diving, and
he ain't never swung on the shindle lid. He ain't
fin He can't do this here. Man. If you know
he ain't never been whipped, you know, stuff like that.
You know when you won't come out with no feathers
and all this. Hell, uh, nothing to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He's saying he's almost sixty, though Alberta is saying he's
almost siah. What does she want? What is she looking for?
What does she? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, well you know, you know she won't like you know,
like this that she she introduced him to the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And then he didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He wasn't. He didn't like the monkey, you know, because
the monkey he couldn't. He he didn't think he'd be
able to control his monkey sold him. He didn't. He
didn't care for the monkey. And then and then she
cut that thing on what they had to had to
switch on it. And then he that skidded him.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
A little bit. He didn't got that. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Especially and then especially when she said this is for you.
That hrew him off a little bit. You know. It's
just things like that, you know. And then you know, he.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Just the third husband, the third huband yeah, so what
happened running to him out? Oh yeah, too much for him, miss.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And it's the same monkey that was involved with another
to me, so he got it. He got a real
strange feeling about this monkey. Yeah, this mother, this mother
the monkey too much, he could tell. And this one
right here, he loved the Lord, and he could tell
that the monkey got the devil in and this monkey
(04:07):
too much. So he don't care for that. So when
she pulled that box out up, there's be some problems
for all everybody. When she pulled the box, No, it's
not a box, it's a trunk, and there's a lot
of the whole and the whole trunk is sticky.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
have more of this ignorant show. Right, you got to
wash your hand had you're listening hard Morning Show
All right, So Steve, this is from Sandra in Phoenix.
Sandra says, my living lover used to be in an
open relationship and he's still friends with his ex and
some of his old acquaintances. He thinks I'm coold with them,
but I get tired of the constant jokes about me
crossing over to the other side and trying polyamory. He
swears he would only do it if I consent to
(00:23):
do it with him. My mom said, he's back to
his old lifestyle and he's hoping I join him. Is
my mom right? Is he still sleeping with the women
and I'm the only one in the dark here?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, you said that with no hesitation. Yes, And why
do you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is he joking around with it for?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Joking around? Is feeling around.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
To see if she would?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you're not into that normal? Why you're still in
touch with your yet X and all the other people?
What y'all talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Except that he hasn't moved on man?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Please? Girl bye? You you the stupidest thing you think
it is? You've got something with him? He belonged to
everybody on them Texas, all the friendships.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, His mom is right. Yeah, her mom
is writer today. So he never left. You're saying, basically, Steve,
he never even left. She's asking back to his old
lifestyle back.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, you're just looking for a new crew now and
wants to include you. That's all that is, all right, We.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Have time for another one. This one's from Alberta, Alberta
in Tulsa, Alberta says, I have tried to get my
third husband to try new things in the bedroom, but
he says it's it's not Christian like. He's afraid of this,
and uh, that's because he said it doesn't seem right
to him. He's terrible in bed and I am trying
(02:10):
to teach him a few things, but he's too closed minded.
How do I convince him to start switching up positions?
He's almost sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He matter of time. Not only is he not gonna
try no new position, he probably can't.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
More importantly, he can't.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, he ain't never been in the doknob diving, and
he ain't never swung on the shindle lid. He ain't
fin He can't do this here. Man. If you know
he ain't never been whipped, you know, stuff like that.
You know when you won't come out with no feathers
and all this. Hell, uh, nothing to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He's saying he's almost sixty, though Alberta is saying he's
almost siah. What does she want? What is she looking for?
What does she? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, well you know, you know she won't like you know,
like this that she she introduced him to the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And then he didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
He wasn't. He didn't like the monkey, you know, because
the monkey he couldn't. He he didn't think he'd be
able to control his monkey sold him. He didn't. He
didn't care for the monkey. And then and then she
cut that thing on what they had to had to
switch on it. And then he that skidded him.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
A little bit. He didn't got that. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Especially and then especially when she said this is for you.
That hrew him off a little bit. You know. It's
just things like that, you know. And then you know, he.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Just the third husband, the third huband yeah, so what
happened running to him out? Oh yeah, too much for him, miss.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And it's the same monkey that was involved with another
to me, so he got it. He got a real
strange feeling about this monkey. Yeah, this mother, this mother
the monkey too much, he could tell. And this one
right here, he loved the Lord, and he could tell
that the monkey got the devil in and this monkey
(04:07):
too much. So he don't care for that. So when
she pulled that box out up, there's be some problems
for all everybody. When she pulled the box, No, it's
not a box, it's a trunk, and there's a lot
of the whole and the whole trunk is sticky.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
have more of this ignorant show. Right, you got to
wash your hand had you're listening hard Morning Show
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