April 25, 2024 • 4 mins
George is a blue eyed soul brother in need of Steve's help.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So, Steve, this is from George from Steve Harvey FM.
George says, Hey, Steve, I'm one of your blue eyed
Soul Brother listeners and I need some advice. This past
Monday was Earth Day and my teenage son has been
reading or seeing online that there might be a water
shortage in our town and he wants to conserve water
to help save our planet. As a result, he now
(00:24):
says he's going to quote do his part to help
the situation by refusing to shower. While I respect his intention,
he also is playing baseball and soccer and sweating a lot,
and then one day he tried to refuse to flush
the toilet. He insists that we're in the wrong for
not caring about our community and the planet. Okay, I
(00:47):
get the conservation and recycling is important. I get that.
But what can we say to him that will resonate
more than whatever it is he's seeing on social media.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, first of all, so brother, thank you for calling me.
Give you a couple of church. Number one, All you
have to do with this little boy in this shower
is coordinate with another parent down the street and ask
them can they bring their daughter to the house and
(01:17):
then have the daughter just politely say I don't like
boys who smell, and I would never date the boy
who smell. That case is over. The best thing I
did in my boy's camp one year was the boys
were talking about man, Mr Harvey, that's old school. Don't
(01:39):
nobody open doors pull our chairs? No more. We don't
do it like that. We don't walk, We walk with
up So what different side and side were you walking on?
I had some young girls who are visiting my daughters.
I had them young girls come down to the camp
one night and I bought them up on stage and
all one hundred and fifty of them, boys set up
in their chair because they were a teenage girl and
(02:00):
they were gorgeous little girls. And they were going around
the room and I was just asking him questions without
embarrassing any boys. Do you like boys who wear their
hair like this?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you like boys who sagging where they passed like this? No?
And I went down line with a couple of questions.
Do you know the next day that barber shop was full.
Thembler boys in there getting haircut. Thembler boys is in there.
You see nobody sagging because the little girls was on
the other side of the ranch doing some other things.
(02:32):
And there now and then I go get my pliers
and put them on the plaza. Just drive them through
the camp. You know they stayed on the truck with
me because they were a teenage girl. I don't put
them in the situation. The three them boys right there
before they paying something. That barber shop was full of
boys getting haircuts. All you got to do is introduce that. Now. Second,
here's the other thing you do. But you're not finna
(02:53):
do it. You're not finna not flush this damn tote
because you were much to damn jaw craft and here
you ain't flushing tailet. I don't give damn what's happening
in the environment. You're not fitna mess up this environment
trying to say that damn environment outside. Now, don't flush
another thought toilet in here, and watch what happened in
your throat, because I'm monsta sucker, punch your ass dead
(03:16):
and your damn thoat. God, you gotta add a little
bit of blackness to your child. Really, Yeah, you ain't
here leaving doors open and standing there with refrigerator over it.
You ain't bought nothing in there. Shut that damn dough
all this here right here, now, you ain't got to
do that. All this respect to see, respect begets respect.
(03:38):
I respect your wisher. You want to save the planet,
but you're gonna respect the rules up in here. Now.
Your ass ain't working. You're down here riding your funky ass,
run in here, running up and down this football field,
kicking this ball, and you're not going to bring your
little stinking ass in here. You ain't eating a damn
thing till you bathe.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah that worked, all right, No, thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah I do have another one will Yeah, yeah,
that's all right. That's good advice, though, George advice right there,
Yeah yeah, yeah, I got a teenage boy. Yeah yeah,
that's why he wrote you, because wow, he's on social media.
So George, you heard Steve. That's what you do. Boys
(04:27):
think though, God no, not.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Plus, I got you better save your say your ass.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
So, Steve, this is from George from Steve Harvey FM.
George says, Hey, Steve, I'm one of your blue eyed
Soul Brother listeners and I need some advice. This past
Monday was Earth Day and my teenage son has been
reading or seeing online that there might be a water
shortage in our town and he wants to conserve water
to help save our planet. As a result, he now
(00:24):
says he's going to quote do his part to help
the situation by refusing to shower. While I respect his intention,
he also is playing baseball and soccer and sweating a lot,
and then one day he tried to refuse to flush
the toilet. He insists that we're in the wrong for
not caring about our community and the planet. Okay, I
(00:47):
get the conservation and recycling is important. I get that.
But what can we say to him that will resonate
more than whatever it is he's seeing on social media.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, first of all, so brother, thank you for calling me.
Give you a couple of church. Number one, All you
have to do with this little boy in this shower
is coordinate with another parent down the street and ask
them can they bring their daughter to the house and
(01:17):
then have the daughter just politely say I don't like
boys who smell, and I would never date the boy
who smell. That case is over. The best thing I
did in my boy's camp one year was the boys
were talking about man, Mr Harvey, that's old school. Don't
(01:39):
nobody open doors pull our chairs? No more. We don't
do it like that. We don't walk, We walk with
up So what different side and side were you walking on?
I had some young girls who are visiting my daughters.
I had them young girls come down to the camp
one night and I bought them up on stage and
all one hundred and fifty of them, boys set up
in their chair because they were a teenage girl and
(02:00):
they were gorgeous little girls. And they were going around
the room and I was just asking him questions without
embarrassing any boys. Do you like boys who wear their
hair like this?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you like boys who sagging where they passed like this? No?
And I went down line with a couple of questions.
Do you know the next day that barber shop was full.
Thembler boys in there getting haircut. Thembler boys is in there.
You see nobody sagging because the little girls was on
the other side of the ranch doing some other things.
(02:32):
And there now and then I go get my pliers
and put them on the plaza. Just drive them through
the camp. You know they stayed on the truck with
me because they were a teenage girl. I don't put
them in the situation. The three them boys right there
before they paying something. That barber shop was full of
boys getting haircuts. All you got to do is introduce that. Now. Second,
here's the other thing you do. But you're not finna
(02:53):
do it. You're not finna not flush this damn tote
because you were much to damn jaw craft and here
you ain't flushing tailet. I don't give damn what's happening
in the environment. You're not fitna mess up this environment
trying to say that damn environment outside. Now, don't flush
another thought toilet in here, and watch what happened in
your throat, because I'm monsta sucker, punch your ass dead
(03:16):
and your damn thoat. God, you gotta add a little
bit of blackness to your child. Really, Yeah, you ain't
here leaving doors open and standing there with refrigerator over it.
You ain't bought nothing in there. Shut that damn dough
all this here right here, now, you ain't got to
do that. All this respect to see, respect begets respect.
(03:38):
I respect your wisher. You want to save the planet,
but you're gonna respect the rules up in here. Now.
Your ass ain't working. You're down here riding your funky ass,
run in here, running up and down this football field,
kicking this ball, and you're not going to bring your
little stinking ass in here. You ain't eating a damn
thing till you bathe.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah that worked, all right, No, thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah I do have another one will Yeah, yeah,
that's all right. That's good advice, though, George advice right there,
Yeah yeah, yeah, I got a teenage boy. Yeah yeah,
that's why he wrote you, because wow, he's on social media.
So George, you heard Steve. That's what you do. Boys
(04:27):
think though, God no, not.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Plus, I got you better save your say your ass.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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