July 26, 2022 • 8 mins
Who cares about the dogs and their food is what The CLO is saying today. Do we have a daycare parrot on the desk today? We got ourselves a Wynton story btw. LMBAO!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news,
Jordan Peel's movie Nope is number one at the box office,
and Black Panther Wakanda Forever has released a powerful official
movie trailer. Also in trending headlines, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity
Incorporated has released a statement in solidarity with their frat
(00:20):
brother Brandon Callaway. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building ready for your love questions. Anya
and Charleston writes, my husband and I have two dogs
and our neighbor baby sits our dogs when we go
(00:43):
back from When we got back from vacation, the neighbor
had changed our dog's food and gave us a bag
of food for both dogs. She said we'd get the
hang a bit sooner or later. Is she calling us
bad pet parents? And if so? And if so, is
she out of line? What? What? What is going on? Hey?
Can I tell you as a give a damn, give
(01:06):
a damn about your dog? I'm the seal I'm Chief
love about don't give them what they love their dogs
like what you love them. I don't give damn about
your dogs, whoever white me no more about no damn dog.
And then you use didn't you didn't you trying to
use human words and make me feel like you to
soften my heart. Twas the damn dog. We have two
(01:29):
dogs in our neighbors. Baby sit they dogs sit. They
didn't baby sit your damn dogs. They dogs sit your dog.
And so what they change your damn dog food? That
I bet they ate it. These are babies. Well, the
first babies is on the new die. You can't be
changing the dogs dog. Well, you shouldn't be gave them
(01:49):
to the white people because the white people is feeding
them wilderness and they won't to cam with the live
salmon and it's the live chicken in it and no
byproducts in it. Now you now your dog eating berries, salmon, kitchens,
raw and everything natural, not what they're eating. She's out
of line. The neighbor was out of line. But what
(02:11):
you don't do is put your damn dogs over here
with me. Come when you come to you come to Rome,
you do like the Romans. Your dog is eating what
I dog eat. Now we're not buying no new damn
food because your dog your dog is fitting to eat
this brand call Wilderness for and that's what they asked
(02:35):
to Sea. Well, the dogs that are said they would
get the hang of it sooner or later. So you
don't see there ain't no black people dogs keeping like yeah,
I ain't seen it. I want to be a black people.
Last time I saw a black person in a dog
food commercial was our mo. I ain't heard nothing about
(02:58):
them no more. They got we're out of big all right.
Time he called me by no damn dogs on the
Cello segment. But she loved her babies all right, Camille
and sells those days. I have a five I have
a five year old daughter that acts two grown, and
it's because of her daycare. She repeats whatever she hears,
(03:22):
and her teacher is an old woman that gossips all day.
It's a good school, and I don't want to report
an old black lady. But I also can't have my
child repeating what she's heard. What do I do? Well?
When Winter was a little boy, Winter went to especial daycare.
We had put him in crim Della crimb fine fine, yes, yes,
(03:47):
Winton that going up there. Winton was about four years old.
And when you came home one day and I told
Win to do so. M Winton sat down in the floor.
Justice come looked at me and started slamming his legs
against the floor, screaming at the top of his lung
and slapping his hands on the floor. Winton has started
(04:09):
little white kids have a tanti. So Winton came in
and had a tantra. Old. I got down in the
floor right next to him, and I had a tent
all his age. My son ain't bought nothing back home
(04:33):
from up at that school. So now I don't know,
who are you shy? You should take this Camille, But
that's what I did. And Winton is a fine young
man now. The celebrated his twenty fifth birthday, and he
worked for his father full time and he tells people
all the time. One of his favorite pastime hearing his
(04:54):
older brother is sherry some of the monumentous ass whoops
if you had that helped keep them out of prison
and keep them on a straightened arrow. And knowing how
to be respectful of woman. The little girl, the five
year old girl is gossiping like the older woman. She's
not throwing tant No, no gossiping, same thing. Yeah, girl, yeah, girls, right,
(05:20):
did you hear? Did you know? Girl? And that's how
to ask for the start, girl. Yeah, all right, now
we can move on, all right, Taren and Gatlin Bird says,
I'm twenty seven years old and my boyfriend is thirty seven.
We got negative comments about her age difference, and it's
begun to affect how he treats me. We've stopped going
(05:43):
out as much as we used to, and it's killing
our vibe. I don't know. I don't want to be
with him. If he's ashamed of me, why is he
with me? If he's worried about my age? Listen to me,
See that ain't a big age gap. The problem you
got is Taren looks old as hell. That's what okay,
(06:06):
Well the boy your boyfriend looks old as hell. That's
what the problem means. Like her daddy, ain't nobody said
nothing about no, thirty seven, twenty seven? Don't I don't
even talk about that. That ain't nothing right. There's the
way he looked, now, y'all. And Kathleen and goat in Tennessee. Bird, Yeah,
(06:28):
they're all up there within Ryan Dollywood and all that dew.
He old looking bitter fifty three I'm telling you that's
what's happening. His outfit is crazy. His job he probably
worked out a log in meal or something like that,
(06:50):
a log in meal. He got an old ass job.
So that's your problem. And not he treating you different,
cause he know he old. The age difference is visible,
it ain't. The thirty seven and twenty seven is how
he looked. He walked and looked old. He walked all right.
(07:12):
All right, let's get to this last one. Steve, if
we can dance in Lexington says, I'm a fifty eight
year old single man and I have a girlfriend that
is thick, and I have a girlfriend that is thin.
My older sister calls him thick and or thin to
their faces. And last week she made a song about
thick and thin and sang it in front of my girlfriend.
(07:33):
Wait a minute, how can I how can I get
her to stop making jokes around them? Well, here we go,
ladies and gentlemen, this is a new hit song, thick
and thick. Okay, I got two girls. Oh man, Well
when we come back, I was gonna do it all right,
(07:55):
Well more of the Steve Harvey morning come back. We
could playing a new hit song. Thinking Right right after this,
you're listening to the Dame Harday Morning Show,
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news,
Jordan Peel's movie Nope is number one at the box office,
and Black Panther Wakanda Forever has released a powerful official
movie trailer. Also in trending headlines, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity
Incorporated has released a statement in solidarity with their frat
(00:20):
brother Brandon Callaway. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building ready for your love questions. Anya
and Charleston writes, my husband and I have two dogs
and our neighbor baby sits our dogs when we go
(00:43):
back from When we got back from vacation, the neighbor
had changed our dog's food and gave us a bag
of food for both dogs. She said we'd get the
hang a bit sooner or later. Is she calling us
bad pet parents? And if so? And if so, is
she out of line? What? What? What is going on? Hey?
Can I tell you as a give a damn, give
(01:06):
a damn about your dog? I'm the seal I'm Chief
love about don't give them what they love their dogs
like what you love them. I don't give damn about
your dogs, whoever white me no more about no damn dog.
And then you use didn't you didn't you trying to
use human words and make me feel like you to
soften my heart. Twas the damn dog. We have two
(01:29):
dogs in our neighbors. Baby sit they dogs sit. They
didn't baby sit your damn dogs. They dogs sit your dog.
And so what they change your damn dog food? That
I bet they ate it. These are babies. Well, the
first babies is on the new die. You can't be
changing the dogs dog. Well, you shouldn't be gave them
(01:49):
to the white people because the white people is feeding
them wilderness and they won't to cam with the live
salmon and it's the live chicken in it and no
byproducts in it. Now you now your dog eating berries, salmon, kitchens,
raw and everything natural, not what they're eating. She's out
of line. The neighbor was out of line. But what
(02:11):
you don't do is put your damn dogs over here
with me. Come when you come to you come to Rome,
you do like the Romans. Your dog is eating what
I dog eat. Now we're not buying no new damn
food because your dog your dog is fitting to eat
this brand call Wilderness for and that's what they asked
(02:35):
to Sea. Well, the dogs that are said they would
get the hang of it sooner or later. So you
don't see there ain't no black people dogs keeping like yeah,
I ain't seen it. I want to be a black people.
Last time I saw a black person in a dog
food commercial was our mo. I ain't heard nothing about
(02:58):
them no more. They got we're out of big all right.
Time he called me by no damn dogs on the
Cello segment. But she loved her babies all right, Camille
and sells those days. I have a five I have
a five year old daughter that acts two grown, and
it's because of her daycare. She repeats whatever she hears,
(03:22):
and her teacher is an old woman that gossips all day.
It's a good school, and I don't want to report
an old black lady. But I also can't have my
child repeating what she's heard. What do I do? Well?
When Winter was a little boy, Winter went to especial daycare.
We had put him in crim Della crimb fine fine, yes, yes,
(03:47):
Winton that going up there. Winton was about four years old.
And when you came home one day and I told
Win to do so. M Winton sat down in the floor.
Justice come looked at me and started slamming his legs
against the floor, screaming at the top of his lung
and slapping his hands on the floor. Winton has started
(04:09):
little white kids have a tanti. So Winton came in
and had a tantra. Old. I got down in the
floor right next to him, and I had a tent
all his age. My son ain't bought nothing back home
(04:33):
from up at that school. So now I don't know,
who are you shy? You should take this Camille, But
that's what I did. And Winton is a fine young
man now. The celebrated his twenty fifth birthday, and he
worked for his father full time and he tells people
all the time. One of his favorite pastime hearing his
(04:54):
older brother is sherry some of the monumentous ass whoops
if you had that helped keep them out of prison
and keep them on a straightened arrow. And knowing how
to be respectful of woman. The little girl, the five
year old girl is gossiping like the older woman. She's
not throwing tant No, no gossiping, same thing. Yeah, girl, yeah, girls, right,
(05:20):
did you hear? Did you know? Girl? And that's how
to ask for the start, girl. Yeah, all right, now
we can move on, all right, Taren and Gatlin Bird says,
I'm twenty seven years old and my boyfriend is thirty seven.
We got negative comments about her age difference, and it's
begun to affect how he treats me. We've stopped going
(05:43):
out as much as we used to, and it's killing
our vibe. I don't know. I don't want to be
with him. If he's ashamed of me, why is he
with me? If he's worried about my age? Listen to me,
See that ain't a big age gap. The problem you
got is Taren looks old as hell. That's what okay,
(06:06):
Well the boy your boyfriend looks old as hell. That's
what the problem means. Like her daddy, ain't nobody said
nothing about no, thirty seven, twenty seven? Don't I don't
even talk about that. That ain't nothing right. There's the
way he looked, now, y'all. And Kathleen and goat in Tennessee. Bird, Yeah,
(06:28):
they're all up there within Ryan Dollywood and all that dew.
He old looking bitter fifty three I'm telling you that's
what's happening. His outfit is crazy. His job he probably
worked out a log in meal or something like that,
(06:50):
a log in meal. He got an old ass job.
So that's your problem. And not he treating you different,
cause he know he old. The age difference is visible,
it ain't. The thirty seven and twenty seven is how
he looked. He walked and looked old. He walked all right.
(07:12):
All right, let's get to this last one. Steve, if
we can dance in Lexington says, I'm a fifty eight
year old single man and I have a girlfriend that
is thick, and I have a girlfriend that is thin.
My older sister calls him thick and or thin to
their faces. And last week she made a song about
thick and thin and sang it in front of my girlfriend.
(07:33):
Wait a minute, how can I how can I get
her to stop making jokes around them? Well, here we go,
ladies and gentlemen, this is a new hit song, thick
and thick. Okay, I got two girls. Oh man, Well
when we come back, I was gonna do it all right,
(07:55):
Well more of the Steve Harvey morning come back. We
could playing a new hit song. Thinking Right right after this,
you're listening to the Dame Harday Morning Show,
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