Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

May 1, 2025 111 mins

Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti


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Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people.


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Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme


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Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job.


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Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight


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Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food.


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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam




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Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests.


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Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me


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Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads.


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Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

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Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications.


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Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

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Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1.


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Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and 
half-a-dude wrasslin.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

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Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues.


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Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords


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Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance.


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Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

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Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws.


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