November 15, 2024 • 33 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Special Guest Host Chris Merrill filling in ‘Later, for Mo’Kelly’ with a recap on the Congressional UAP Hearing AND a look at the Onion’s purchase of Alex Jones’s Infowars…PLUS – Predictions for Friday’s Netflix boxing match between Mike Tyson, 58, & Youtuber Jake Paul, 27 - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI A sixty Chris.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Maryland from O Kelly KFI AM six forty listen anytime
on demand of the iHeartRadio app. I do want to
give a little bit of a follow up that we
discussed the UAP hearing in Congress yesterday. I wanted to
give a little bit of a follow up and for
those that missed it, I'll recap that in a moment.
But Mark, you were talking about that the National Toy
Hall of Fame. Yeah, that's right. Do you have a
stick horse, Chris, I feel like the stick horse got snubbed.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's garbage under appreciation for sure. Yeah, belongs in the
Toy Hall of Fame. I actually pulled up the entire list.
There's eighty seven toys in the Toy Hall of Fame.
You seem like a trampoline guy to me.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I always had friends that had trampolines, and I never
broke an arm or anything. But everyone I knew that
had a trampoline. I swear to you broke a bone
on it. All of them did. Yeah. But swing is
in the Hall of Fame. Paper airplane just swings, swings.
Of course, I love it. Rocks are rocks and sticks
(03:06):
in the Toy Hall of Fame too. Stick is in
the Hall of Fame. Yes, okay. It was inducted in
two thousand and eight. The stick may be the world's
oldest toy. I hope the snowball makes it soon. Ooh,
that's good. Or where I grew up in northern Michigan,
it'd be the ice ball. You always pack a little
bit of ice in the middle. That's how you won
your snowball fights. Yeah, the ic sickle is a contender
as well. I really these need to be included posthaste.
(03:30):
And I think it's a Hula Hoop is in there.
It was one of the early inductees and went in
ninety nine who had an actual toy made the Toy
Hall of Fame. But I was thinking of the really classics,
and I was thinking of hoop and stick, and they're
both in there, but separately, not as a partner. It's
kind of like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
where it'd be like if Darryl Hall made it in
(03:52):
and John Oates made it in, but not Hall and Oates. Yeah,
there's some fishy stuff in there, like yeah, mumbletypeg knife.
I think somebody needs to scrutinize this.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
A couple odd ones. Yeah, Lincoln Logs is in there.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I like that. Frisbee yo yo. Those are great. They're
all in there. There's a few that I would not
have voted for. And this is gonna sound sacrilegious. I
would not have put game Boy in the in the
Hall of Fame. What Yeah, if you wanted to say
video games, you might have, might have it might have
convinced me. But the game Boy specifically, nah too narrow. Oh,
(04:26):
come on, why do you hate America? And exactly yes,
but this one definitely does not belong in the Toy
Hall of Fame because it's only a toy if you
use your imagination kind of like to your point, you
don't like the stick in the Hall of Fame, although
I think I.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Think a stick is is it's anything.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You wanted to be. Blanket is in the Toy Hall
of Fame. Blanket blanket? Okay, And I'm guessing because you
could turn it into a fort, you could turn it
into a cloak, you could turn it into anything, but
you had to use your imagine. I'm a big fan
of sock with bar of soap in it for the
Toy Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I think we need to dive into that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, how often did your parents play with you
with sock with bar of soap in the end? Well, Chris,
how much do you really want to know huh, I
think maybe we should just drop it right there.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Okay, all right, we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So they had the UAP, the UFO hearings in Congress yesterday.
We talked about a little bit a brief recap. They
were basically they had a bunch of guys who were
higher ups, legitimate people that were saying there's a lot
going on that we don't know about. Now. What ends
up happening is Congress is trying to go down two
different avenues. One Congress representing the government is wondering if
(05:43):
they are covering up existence of extraterrestrials. Two, some people
in Congress are trying to figure out if there is
advanced technology from foreign adversaries that could be problematic. So
here's just a brief montage that News Nation put together
of some of the key moments.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
NASA has the whole archives of data, much of which
I believe will likely have information that will help inform UAP.
We need only look and again in an error with AIML.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What is that that was not my computer? I don't
know what that is that was recorded in to the feed.
We can relatively I think that actually went ding dong,
not like a Tim Conway ding dong, but I think
it went ding dong in the in the hearing, No, no,
that was your smart watch. You're having a stroke. Oh
damn it.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
And again in an arrow with aiml. Well, we can
relatively quickly and easily go through it. So I think
it's something that we should encourage an asset to do.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Because is a presentation from the UATP Task Force. This
is completely absurd. It's nuts, this level of censorship of
redaction on a document. It shows the redaction of how
many reports they've collected for how many years? Two of
the three potential explanations are blacked out. The Pentagon and
(06:59):
Intelligent community is treating us like children. It's time for
us to know the truth about this. I think that
we can handle it.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
No, we can't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And I made this point briefly yesterday, and I had
somebody reach out to me and they said, why wouldn't
you want to know the truth? And I couldn't tell
if they were reaching out genuinely or if they were
reaching out and trying to question my sanity. Here's I
have very little faith in humanity, and maybe it's a
(07:29):
survival mechanism that I just don't necessarily trust society as
a whole. Let me give you an example. I'm old
enough to remember. There was once a time where suddenly
we had this virus. This spread across the country, and
it was making people sick. This virus was causing respiratory issues,
and especially for people who were immunal compromised or older,
(07:51):
it was killing them. And it killed a million people
in the United States alone, twenty million or more worldwide.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And it was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And what did we as a society do when this
pandemic broke out. Now many of you don't remember this
because it was a very, very long time ago, but
I have a razor sharp memory. What we did is
we said, oh my god, there's a virus that is spreading.
It is deadly, it is highly contagious. I need butt paper.
(08:26):
That was our reaction. And now you expect the same
people who responded to the pandemic by hoarding toilet paper
to somehow say, neat, there's aliens among us. No, that
is not the reaction we're going to have. If you
introduce evidence of aliens that brings about religious wars, it
(08:50):
brings about theological acrobatics, you'll have people saying well, my
doctrine has always said that there is the presence of this,
and they'll pull up some piece of scripture and they'll say,
there it is, this is what they were talking about.
And you'll have others that will say, I don't read
it that way, So everything I knew about the heavens
and the earth and YadA, YadA YadA, it doesn't make sense.
(09:11):
And then you're gonna have people that start trying to
argue their theology against the aliens, and then you're gonna have,
my goodness, they are a threat to us and they're
an abomination.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
This is not God's plan. It will be chaos.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Some belief systems will adapt, they'll reinterpret those documents that they'll adjust.
Others fall apart completely. There would be a massive shift
in religious affiliation. There would be a massive growth and
non affiliation for that matter. Arguments about religious philosophy would
immediately go to what about the aliens?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
It all would fall back to this. It would be
the ultimate topic killer.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If all of a sudden, there's extraterrestrials, If Men in
Black becomes a documentary and not fan fiction, and then
it raises existential questions.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
If I always believe.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Now. I'm not talking about life out there, because I
think many of us believe that there is life elsewhere.
I'm talking about the idea that we are being visited
by people who are technologically superior. And again I told
you I love engine aliens. I think that that program
is endlessly entertaining to me, but I don't believe it.
It gives us these existential questions. Many people can handle them,
(10:25):
but as a society, we can't process that. We can't
process our new place in the universe. We can't process
the idea that no longer are we the top of
the food chain, that at any point somebody could destroy
all of us. If all we've ever been taught is
about humans place in the universe, and that falls apart,
(10:47):
what else do we think? What else is out there
that we think we accept as fact that just isn't true.
We start questioning everything, even our concepts of and wrong.
New philosophical questions start to start to start to warp
our very understanding of reality. And then we start operating
(11:09):
under this notion of impending doom, feeling like you've got
a species so far technologically advanced. What happens when they
decide they want the planet. What can we do? Then?
I know we all saw Independence Day. All it takes
is one of the Quaid brothers to fly a crop
duster up into an alien butthole and all of a
(11:31):
sudden everything explodes and we're all saved. But that's not
That's not the way it works. Tom Cruise doesn't fly
into war of the world and save us. No, we
all die. That's what happens. Then they get whatever resources
they want, and even if that's not their goal, that's
what goes out in our minds and we start to panic.
(11:52):
The idea that we as a as a as a
species can handle that information not a chance.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
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KFI AM six forty Chris.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Maryland from mo Kelly, I am six forty more stimulating talk.
Catch me every Sunday evening on KFI and listen anytime
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How about some news and notes from Tinseltown and beyond.
We do it a deadpool this year, Mark, Why not?
By the way, you got your finger on the pulse there.
There's nothing that the young people like more than some
(14:29):
ethel Merman.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah. Ethel Merman is the best.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Gotta listen to some Mermon tonight. Yeah, uh, fire it up.
You know where I'm coming from. Oh yeah, speaking of
old singers in our deadpool, I am not taking Jimmy
Carter this year because I have fallen for that for
the last eight years straight. Last year, the guy was
(14:53):
in hospice and I go, well, I'm definitely gonna get
a point this year, and Carter's still around. Just to
spite you, I'm not taking Carter this year, So that's
not happening. Dick Vandyke, though, I think, is going to
be on my list. And the reason I say that
is that Dick Van Dyke. For those of you an't familiar,
Dick Vandyke was a very popular actor in the eighteen
(15:15):
eighties and he had his own show called The Dick
Van Dyke Show. He was also a star of a
number of Disney films as well. Dick Vandyke has some
choice words about Donald Trump, and he says, he says,
fortunately I want to be I won't be around to
experience the four years.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
He turns ninety nine next month, and he's.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Not happy with Donald Trump winning the election, and he
says he's out. So he just goes out and criticize
Trump and talks about hate and all this other stuff,
and he says, I won't be around. So to me,
that's Dick Van Dyke signaling put me on your deadpool.
I'm a lock, So I'm throwing that one in there?
(15:58):
Is he out? I mean, what does he know that?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Maybe? Is he?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like, if somebody tells
you something, listen. And so when Dick van Dyke says
I won't be around for the next four years, that
sounds like a lock, doesn't it. Well, if you're that age,
I mean, you're playing the odds at an aunt who
is ninety six years old, and I was like, come on,
you can make it from to one hundred, and she says,
I don't think so. No, they decide that isn't that funny? Though?
(16:26):
I had a friend that was he was in his
h I guess mid nineties. I think it was about
ninety three, or maybe he turned ninety four. Is ninety
three mid nineties or is that early nineties? You go
either way, just judging by the way we write our
weather reports. Here. Dah, that's good. I like that. That's
very nice, nice, nice analogy. So he he was doing fine,
(16:50):
and he would he would socialize me. Obviously, he's ninety three.
He was moving a little slow, but you know, he
was doing fine, and then all of a sudden, he's
just not there anymore. And we just got word he's gone,
and well that just wrecked me.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
So, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You get to get you get to a certain age,
and every day is a blessing, right, there's no expectations.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
And I think that now. So I mean, geez, you know,
ninety nine, I'm like, you've beat the odds.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh, you're well into bonus territory. Don't you think about
how much time you got left. I'm forty six and
I feel like I've got less than thirty years to go. Yeah,
I think about that, do you? Yeah? What do you do?
You do?
Speaker 6 (17:29):
You haven't in mind? Like how long you think you're
gonna make it?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
No, there was a really a pointed time when I
was in my early teens that I didn't think twenty
one was gonna be possible because I was just really
out there. But now fast and loose or yeah, I'm
now approaching fifty one, I'm like, oh, hey, look man,
let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Let's keep the party going, all right. Yeah, Now, I
always felt like when I hit thirty five, that was midlife.
This whole forty years old is midlife where people having
a midlife crisis in their forties. I passed midlife a
decade ago, where I am I'm such a pessimist.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Yeah, I do that. I do that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Mark, help me out here, good news. Shettle Banks is, Okay,
is that?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Am I saying that?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Right? I don't know who this is. I think you've
stumped me.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
No, she is.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
There's this there's this big story that's been buzzing about
this young lady who's an actress on this series, gossip Girl,
which is a huge hit amongst the young folks, not
that far off from your generation, Chris. But but she
she supposedly disappeared and then she's found, and then her
(18:41):
family is saying, that's not her. We don't believe that's her.
So she's having to go through all these lengths to
prove it's her. But she says she ran away from
the family because the family was being abusive. Yeah, but
the family is saying, don't believe it. Keep the missing
person post a live. Okay, Yes, she says, the family's abusive.
(19:04):
So I disappeared.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The family says she disappeared, so she's missing person. She says, no,
I'm still here and I'm fine. Family says that's a
body double. Yeah, something like that. It's not her. It's
just not the real her. So how does she go
about proving that it's really her? Just showing her ID?
And I know she did a FaceTime with the cops, right, Yeah,
LAPD was looking for and she ended up face timing
(19:27):
with True Crime News, I guess, and then she she
contacted LAPD I think, and they found her. She's in Texas, yep.
And the family says, no, it's not her. It's all
a big cover up. Yeah, we don't believe it. Okay, Well,
that family does sound crazy, right, I'm kind of on
her side here. The family does sound nuts if they're
trying to claim that there's some elaborate body double scheme.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Elaborate ruse. We don't know who that is trying to
prove it's her. But it's not her. We know for what,
And you know it's crazy. It's some cousin that's been
going around making the round saying she couldn't answer one
personal question that was asked of her when the police
were inquiring whether it was her or not.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm like, oh kiddy, right, And even if she did,
they'd say, well, that's not good enough. Anybody could have
found that out. Yeah, what was the name of your
second grade teacher. Well, anybody could have looked up an
elementary school year book, right, but how would they have
known to look up the second grade teacher and have
that information handy that kind of thing. Yeah, right, This
this is what happens when you spend too much time
(20:28):
on social media as a kid. You just start to
believe all kinds of crazy crap.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
The families are weird, man, Some families are a lot weirder.
Speaking of weird, there's a fun little bit of irony
happening in media today, and, according to one party, the
biggest media deal in the history of the world. In fact,
this media deal is so big take all other media
deals that have ever been done, add them together, and
(20:57):
you still don't get to the brillion dollar figure that
one party claims they paid for this media outlet.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
I'll tell you what that is next.
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You listening to Mark Ronner's News and Mark loved that
story about the oar fish in San Diego. That's a
I don't know if you've ever seen photos of that thing?
They are They look like giant eels. Yeah, they're terrifying,
and I wish people were privy to our messaging off air,
(21:35):
but we can't discuss any of it or the station
would lose its license.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, no, no, no, it's wildly inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I did. I did want to follow up though. You
you said it washed up on shore. Is it one
of the beaches? Just one second and I'll find it. Okay,
rare deep c your fish washed ashore in San Diego
County nine and a half feet long? Yeah, last one
was twelve feet wow, okay, so fair to say if
(22:03):
it got beached, it was covered in dirt. I'm not
sure where you're heading with this, but sure this water
was a dirty oar fish or if it was a
nice clean oarfish. Foush. You got the uh do you
have the sound effect? There you go, your first one
of the evenings. Thank you so stupid, and you guys laugh,
(22:29):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Well, it's derisive laughter,
so good. I love it. Just so dumb. It's like
not safe for work, dad jokes, right, I don't know
who your dad was.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So okay, let me move on here to the biggest
media uh buyout of all time.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
The Onion who saw this coming.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
The Onion and their own or U or there their CEO,
I should say, Ben Collins.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
It claims he paid a trillion.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Dollars for Alex Jones Info Wars.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
He was talking with NBC.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
News, the satirical news site. The Onion says it has
bought the conspiracy theorist outlet info Wars, run by Alex Jones.
This is not a joke, we assure you. A bankruptcy
judge forced Jones to sell info Wars this year. It
was done to help pay a more than one billion
dollar defamation judgment to the families of the Sandy Hook
Elementary School shooting victims.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay, when Ben Collins was talking to the AP, excuse me,
he was talking with AP and they said, how much
did you pay?
Speaker 11 (23:38):
It was one trillion dollars, which.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
One trillion dollars, a trillion dollars, and it comes from
the CEO of the Onions, so you know it's true.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
It was one trillion dollars, which I know you're you're thinking,
way too cheap, incredibly like, what a bargain, What a bargain,
but we thought it was worth it. It's just a
small part of our media empire, so.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
A trillion dollars small part of the media empire.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The problem is the AP doesn't really have a sense
of humor, and so you've got the the legitimate news
site who's talking with the most creative news site out there,
which is all based on satire, and they're not very
happy that he's not being serious.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
Seriously, I can't say I can't say it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, okay, because he asked, how much did you pay
for these? I can't say no, but seriously, okay, but
but I'm asking for I kids. Okay, fine.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
I had known some of the lawyers for the San
Diego family, so I get Moring and I was like,
what does this look like? How do we actually do this?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And we.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
They gave us some information about how to get this moving.
So then we thought we can make a bid here,
and the families decided they would effectively join our bid,
back our bid to try to get us over the
finish line.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So the Sandy Hook victims, who are going to be
the benefactors of the sale are backing the sale. This
is so delicious. I just love it.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Jones repeatedly called that shooting a hoax, and some of those.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Families Alex Jones, the guy from Info Wars, of course,
is who I'm back at the NBC story now I'm
bouncing around, just following.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
And some of those families supported the Onions winning bid.
NBCDI senior reporter Brandy's of Drosney joins us now on set, Brandy,
this is Brandy a crazy story because to a lot,
or at least to me, it seemed like I didn't
know the sale was happening. I knew there was still
all this legal hubob around. Alex Jones, I knew about judgments,
but I was like, I didn't know it was going
to go up in this way.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
We did because we were paying attention to the news.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeay.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Also the Onion stepping into buy it? Why and what
do they do with it?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Well, if you might know that the Onion CEO is
actually an old colleague of ours disinformation reporter Ben Collin.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Wait, I did not know this, Okay, this anchords know anything.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
She didn't know that Info Wars was up for auction.
She didn't know that Ben Collins used to sit in
her chair. It's still got his butt stains on it.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
So there's a very interesting reason probably why this was
on his radar, right, So he knows all about it,
is very familiar with the case. And so he, along
with the Onion in Total, has partnered with the Sandy
Hook families in Connecticut to bring about this deal. He
is going to change the site. The site is already
down right now. There is no more InfoWars dot com.
(26:30):
It will be born again and it will be a
parody site. It will have well known influencers, content creators,
and that's what we'll be on the site every time
for gun violence. We'll also have ads on the site.
And it's really we're not sure what to make of
the new site what will be, but he's got big plans.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Almost sounds like the Onion Meats College humor, doesn't it.
If we're going to do influencers doing things on the site,
I'm kind of looking forward to it. By the way,
Alex Jones was on air when he had the story
pop up. You want to hear Alex jones reaction. It
is very Alex jonesy. Right here we go.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
This was Alex Jones when he found out.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That his info Wars had been sold to the Onion
and his victims.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
So we are here on air right now, and I
want to see the documents.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I want to see the court order. Of course, he
doesn't believe it.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
The Onion buys Alex Jones in Full Wars at auction
with help from Sandy Hood family.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So they're buying a company. He's processing it to get
the equipment, the name, the supplements and money that's in
in full Wars. Uh.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah, because you owe it to them because you lost.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
To then give it to themselves. But it's not about
the money.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
No, it's about screwing you overdo.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah. Again, it's it's it's it's.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's it's it's it's it's not about the money.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
If it were about the money, they wouldn't have invested
themselves because they stand to make money if they're paying
themselves with your you dope.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
It's insane. When I go to these court hearings, these people.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Are there, Yeah, because they're victims Connecticut. Yeah, they just
smile at me and like wait on the door like
uh huh, just like and it's like they live on me.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
And talk about me, and I'm their persecutor because I'm
famous and successful and barely ever talked about them, So
they're attached to me.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah. An, the FBI, the CIA cooked.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
All this shop. There you go, and right then info
Wars went dark. That was it. That was ing, That
was it.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
That was it, And the FBI, the CIA cooked all
this shop.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And then it was done. He's off. Couldn't it happened
to a nicer guy? Uh? Dang? Did you see the
press release from Ben Collins at the Onion No, it
was very oniony. It was great. Let's see, much like
family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, in
changeable assets for their patriarch to absorb in discard according
to the opaque whims of the market. And just like
(29:05):
family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion
and malice. All told, the decision to acquire info Wars
was an easy one. Founded in nineteen ninety nine on
the heels of the Satanic panic and growing steadily ever since,
info Wars has distinguish itself as an invaluable tool for
brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of
(29:26):
delusional paranoia and dubious anti aging nutrition hacks, they strive
to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a
commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously
inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an
inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can't put
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a man on the moon. I love it. No price
would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable
assets and minds. And yet, in a struggle of good fortune,
a formidable special interest group has outwitted the he appless
owner of info Wars, a forgettable man with an already
forgotten name. It's forced him to sell it at a
steep bargain, less than one trillion dollars. Yes, I love it,
(30:12):
continues on It's great, it says. As for the vitamins
and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic
dictates that if we can extend even one CEO's life
by ten minutes, diluting these miracle elixures for public consumption
is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the
entire stock of the info Wars warehouses into a large vat,
boil the contents down into a single candy bar sized
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omnivitamin that one executive I will not name names may
eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
It's just brilliant.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I think these guys might be the linear descendants of
National Lampoon. I think you're exactly right. And the brilliance
is is that their satire says something that's what I
love the most about it. Huh. All right, Well, we'll
check with the Great George Norian see what he's got
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Speaker 6 (33:13):
Uh Are you putting money on it?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Hm?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Maybe not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
There are people speculating that the big bout between Mike
Tyson and Jake Paul is rigged.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Totally rigged, totally rigged. The deal definitely rigged. How legitimate
is that?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
The Internet says that Jake Paul YouTuber twenty seven years
old and actually guy who's done okay in professional boxing.
Much to surprise of many people, He's beaten some okay.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Boxers out there.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
They say that that Jake Paul has a clause in
his contract that says that he can't lose. Are you
buying that? Because I'm not. I'm not believing the Internet.
And Here's why I'm not going to believe the Internet.
It's a sanctioned bout. No way would the Texas State
of Texas. I don't know if it's gaming or athletic
(34:14):
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Speaker 6 (34:18):
No way would they sanction about that can be wagered on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
If that bout has one of the potential outcomes predetermined
to not be allowed. In other words, they wouldn't They
wouldn't sanction about that. Mike Tyson can't win? Does that
make sense? And people say, well, just because just because
he says he can't lose, it means he could win
(34:45):
or there could still be a draw. But that's not
what people are betting on. They're betting on is Tyson
going to win or is Jake Paul going to win?
And if he has a clause in his contract that
says he can't lose, that's not something you would have
in a sanctioned bout.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
But people convinced that the fix is in.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
I may be a.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Little bit biased in this regard, Talla. Do you remember
back in the eighties when Tyson was the greatest machine
in the ring murdering people in the ring, murdering them? Yes?
I mean, was there any thought in your mind? Now
here's the thing. I never I never saw Ali Box.
I wasn't born yet so.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Mark, could uh, could Tyson have taken Ali?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Ah, that's a rough one because they're both completely different
kinds of fighters. Tyson is just an absolute monster, was
an artist. Yeah, so you're talking about brute strength versus
fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Right, Yeah,
it's tough to say, but you know you're talking about
those contracts. You see those kind of contracts in pro
wrestling where you know, like the Rock cannot be depicted
(35:52):
as a loser in any entertainment event. But that's entertainment.
You're not betting on the outcome. That's exactly the outcome. Yeah,
exactly the one I was making. You don't see that
in legit boxing matches. Ever. No, for comparison, Mike Tyson
is fifty eight, Jake Paul is twenty seven. I think
Jake Paul has a longer reach. I still don't think.
(36:13):
And again, maybe I'm just biased because I saw Tyson
in his prime, and I know when he lost to
Buster Douglas that was one of.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
The great upsets in sports? Is that fair to say?
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Absolutely, the one of the biggest upsets in boxing history.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Ye, massive, massive upset. And then of course Tyson's life
went to crap after that, and we found out that
he was not just a monster in the ring. He
had a habit of being a monster outside the ring too,
And then he went to prison and he never really
never really came back to the level that he was before.
But he did become he did become kind of a
(36:49):
pop culture thing. Oh yeah, he's even in one of
the ip Man movies. Yeah. Yeah, and of course star
of the uh the Guy's going to Vegas movie, right,
the uh hangover Hangover.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's kind of what you first started coming back from,
like a pop culture standpoint, exactly. Yeah, Because there was
a time that he bit off more than he could chew,
and then he sort of fell into irre irrelevance after that.
But then all of a sudden kind of came back.
And then the weird face tattoo thing. Don't give it
to him, fush that, Do not give him a rim
shot for that. Don't do it. Don't do it, don't
do it. No, that was low hanging fruit. I just
(37:27):
took that. So he ended up with the he ended
up kind of becoming a bit of a pop culture thing,
but he's still guy never stopped training. I mean he's
still I think the guy still got the animal instinct.
The question is is he too old as his body
betrayed his desire. If I'm betting, and I know right now,
(37:48):
Jake Paul is the odds on favorite. And though that's
tightened a little bit because he had become such a
big favorite boxer that that all of a sudden, people
were putting money on Tyson because it, you know, it
looked like it was going too far out the way
and they could make more money on Tyson. I always
felt like Tyson's got this. I had some friends texting
me tonight. They were we have a group text and uh,
(38:10):
and they were saying, I feel like the smart money
is on Paul, but my heart is with Tyson. And
I guess so I still think Tyson's got this, And
I'm really curious. I think we're gonna be on the
air when this is going on, so Fooshell have to
monitor for us.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I know you've got a lot of experience, you know,
as a boxing journalist, so maybe you can kind of
give us a blow by blow as it's going on. Color.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Thank you so much for doing that. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I would like to see Tyson absolutely obliterate him.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Me too, Me too. They had to change the rules though.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Instead of being a ten round about, it's an eight,
and instead of three minute rounds, they're two. And I
think that's because Tyson has to stop and do some
some calisthenics in between, maybe tapioca pudding watch Matt Locke
kind of thing. Well, you get tired, Hey, the fruit
keeps getting lower and lower, doesn't it. I mean, it's
just I'm just picking off the worst stuff. Right now,
(39:07):
you've had your quota of rim shots for the day. Yeah,
good time to call it quits. Back tomorrow night. Can't wait,
looking forward to it. Tawala. I appreciate your work man.
I have so much respect for you. Foosh Man, you
keep the trains on time better than anybody I know,
and I appreciate you. Roner, my god, you are like
a brother from another mother and I love you for it.
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My friend.
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Maryland from O Kelly KFI AM six forty listen anytime
on demand of the iHeartRadio app. I do want to
give a little bit of a follow up that we
discussed the UAP hearing in Congress yesterday. I wanted to
give a little bit of a follow up and for
those that missed it, I'll recap that in a moment.
But Mark, you were talking about that the National Toy
Hall of Fame. Yeah, that's right. Do you have a
stick horse, Chris, I feel like the stick horse got snubbed.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's garbage under appreciation for sure. Yeah, belongs in the
Toy Hall of Fame. I actually pulled up the entire list.
There's eighty seven toys in the Toy Hall of Fame.
You seem like a trampoline guy to me.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
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Speaker 2 (02:46):
I always had friends that had trampolines, and I never
broke an arm or anything. But everyone I knew that
had a trampoline. I swear to you broke a bone
on it. All of them did. Yeah. But swing is
in the Hall of Fame. Paper airplane just swings, swings.
Of course, I love it. Rocks are rocks and sticks
(03:06):
in the Toy Hall of Fame too. Stick is in
the Hall of Fame. Yes, okay. It was inducted in
two thousand and eight. The stick may be the world's
oldest toy. I hope the snowball makes it soon. Ooh,
that's good. Or where I grew up in northern Michigan,
it'd be the ice ball. You always pack a little
bit of ice in the middle. That's how you won
your snowball fights. Yeah, the ic sickle is a contender
as well. I really these need to be included posthaste.
(03:30):
And I think it's a Hula Hoop is in there.
It was one of the early inductees and went in
ninety nine who had an actual toy made the Toy
Hall of Fame. But I was thinking of the really classics,
and I was thinking of hoop and stick, and they're
both in there, but separately, not as a partner. It's
kind of like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
where it'd be like if Darryl Hall made it in
(03:52):
and John Oates made it in, but not Hall and Oates. Yeah,
there's some fishy stuff in there, like yeah, mumbletypeg knife.
I think somebody needs to scrutinize this.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
A couple odd ones. Yeah, Lincoln Logs is in there.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I like that. Frisbee yo yo. Those are great. They're
all in there. There's a few that I would not
have voted for. And this is gonna sound sacrilegious. I
would not have put game Boy in the in the
Hall of Fame. What Yeah, if you wanted to say
video games, you might have, might have it might have
convinced me. But the game Boy specifically, nah too narrow. Oh,
(04:26):
come on, why do you hate America? And exactly yes,
but this one definitely does not belong in the Toy
Hall of Fame because it's only a toy if you
use your imagination kind of like to your point, you
don't like the stick in the Hall of Fame, although
I think I.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Think a stick is is it's anything.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You wanted to be. Blanket is in the Toy Hall
of Fame. Blanket blanket? Okay, And I'm guessing because you
could turn it into a fort, you could turn it
into a cloak, you could turn it into anything, but
you had to use your imagine. I'm a big fan
of sock with bar of soap in it for the
Toy Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I think we need to dive into that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, how often did your parents play with you
with sock with bar of soap in the end? Well, Chris,
how much do you really want to know huh, I
think maybe we should just drop it right there.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Okay, all right, we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So they had the UAP, the UFO hearings in Congress yesterday.
We talked about a little bit a brief recap. They
were basically they had a bunch of guys who were
higher ups, legitimate people that were saying there's a lot
going on that we don't know about. Now. What ends
up happening is Congress is trying to go down two
different avenues. One Congress representing the government is wondering if
(05:43):
they are covering up existence of extraterrestrials. Two, some people
in Congress are trying to figure out if there is
advanced technology from foreign adversaries that could be problematic. So
here's just a brief montage that News Nation put together
of some of the key moments.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
NASA has the whole archives of data, much of which
I believe will likely have information that will help inform UAP.
We need only look and again in an error with AIML.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What is that that was not my computer? I don't
know what that is that was recorded in to the feed.
We can relatively I think that actually went ding dong,
not like a Tim Conway ding dong, but I think
it went ding dong in the in the hearing, No, no,
that was your smart watch. You're having a stroke. Oh
damn it.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
And again in an arrow with aiml. Well, we can
relatively quickly and easily go through it. So I think
it's something that we should encourage an asset to do.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Because is a presentation from the UATP Task Force. This
is completely absurd. It's nuts, this level of censorship of
redaction on a document. It shows the redaction of how
many reports they've collected for how many years? Two of
the three potential explanations are blacked out. The Pentagon and
(06:59):
Intelligent community is treating us like children. It's time for
us to know the truth about this. I think that
we can handle it.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
No, we can't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And I made this point briefly yesterday, and I had
somebody reach out to me and they said, why wouldn't
you want to know the truth? And I couldn't tell
if they were reaching out genuinely or if they were
reaching out and trying to question my sanity. Here's I
have very little faith in humanity, and maybe it's a
(07:29):
survival mechanism that I just don't necessarily trust society as
a whole. Let me give you an example. I'm old
enough to remember. There was once a time where suddenly
we had this virus. This spread across the country, and
it was making people sick. This virus was causing respiratory issues,
and especially for people who were immunal compromised or older,
(07:51):
it was killing them. And it killed a million people
in the United States alone, twenty million or more worldwide.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And it was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And what did we as a society do when this
pandemic broke out. Now many of you don't remember this
because it was a very, very long time ago, but
I have a razor sharp memory. What we did is
we said, oh my god, there's a virus that is spreading.
It is deadly, it is highly contagious. I need butt paper.
(08:26):
That was our reaction. And now you expect the same
people who responded to the pandemic by hoarding toilet paper
to somehow say, neat, there's aliens among us. No, that
is not the reaction we're going to have. If you
introduce evidence of aliens that brings about religious wars, it
(08:50):
brings about theological acrobatics, you'll have people saying well, my
doctrine has always said that there is the presence of this,
and they'll pull up some piece of scripture and they'll say,
there it is, this is what they were talking about.
And you'll have others that will say, I don't read
it that way, So everything I knew about the heavens
and the earth and YadA, YadA YadA, it doesn't make sense.
(09:11):
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argue their theology against the aliens, and then you're gonna have,
my goodness, they are a threat to us and they're
an abomination.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
This is not God's plan. It will be chaos.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Some belief systems will adapt, they'll reinterpret those documents that they'll adjust.
Others fall apart completely. There would be a massive shift
in religious affiliation. There would be a massive growth and
non affiliation for that matter. Arguments about religious philosophy would
immediately go to what about the aliens?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
It all would fall back to this. It would be
the ultimate topic killer.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If all of a sudden, there's extraterrestrials, If Men in
Black becomes a documentary and not fan fiction, and then
it raises existential questions.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
If I always believe.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Now. I'm not talking about life out there, because I
think many of us believe that there is life elsewhere.
I'm talking about the idea that we are being visited
by people who are technologically superior. And again I told
you I love engine aliens. I think that that program
is endlessly entertaining to me, but I don't believe it.
It gives us these existential questions. Many people can handle them,
(10:25):
but as a society, we can't process that. We can't
process our new place in the universe. We can't process
the idea that no longer are we the top of
the food chain, that at any point somebody could destroy
all of us. If all we've ever been taught is
about humans place in the universe, and that falls apart,
(10:47):
what else do we think? What else is out there
that we think we accept as fact that just isn't true.
We start questioning everything, even our concepts of and wrong.
New philosophical questions start to start to start to warp
our very understanding of reality. And then we start operating
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under this notion of impending doom, feeling like you've got
a species so far technologically advanced. What happens when they
decide they want the planet. What can we do? Then?
I know we all saw Independence Day. All it takes
is one of the Quaid brothers to fly a crop
duster up into an alien butthole and all of a
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sudden everything explodes and we're all saved. But that's not
That's not the way it works. Tom Cruise doesn't fly
into war of the world and save us. No, we
all die. That's what happens. Then they get whatever resources
they want, and even if that's not their goal, that's
what goes out in our minds and we start to panic.
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species can handle that information not a chance.
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Speaker 5 (14:02):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty Chris.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Maryland from mo Kelly, I am six forty more stimulating talk.
Catch me every Sunday evening on KFI and listen anytime
on demand of the iHeartRadio app. Pleasure being with you.
How about some news and notes from Tinseltown and beyond.
We do it a deadpool this year, Mark, Why not?
By the way, you got your finger on the pulse there.
There's nothing that the young people like more than some
(14:29):
ethel Merman.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah. Ethel Merman is the best.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Gotta listen to some Mermon tonight. Yeah, uh, fire it up.
You know where I'm coming from. Oh yeah, speaking of
old singers in our deadpool, I am not taking Jimmy
Carter this year because I have fallen for that for
the last eight years straight. Last year, the guy was
(14:53):
in hospice and I go, well, I'm definitely gonna get
a point this year, and Carter's still around. Just to
spite you, I'm not taking Carter this year, So that's
not happening. Dick Vandyke, though, I think, is going to
be on my list. And the reason I say that
is that Dick Van Dyke. For those of you an't familiar,
Dick Vandyke was a very popular actor in the eighteen
(15:15):
eighties and he had his own show called The Dick
Van Dyke Show. He was also a star of a
number of Disney films as well. Dick Vandyke has some
choice words about Donald Trump, and he says, he says,
fortunately I want to be I won't be around to
experience the four years.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
He turns ninety nine next month, and he's.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Not happy with Donald Trump winning the election, and he
says he's out. So he just goes out and criticize
Trump and talks about hate and all this other stuff,
and he says, I won't be around. So to me,
that's Dick Van Dyke signaling put me on your deadpool.
I'm a lock, So I'm throwing that one in there?
(15:58):
Is he out? I mean, what does he know that?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Maybe? Is he?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like, if somebody tells
you something, listen. And so when Dick van Dyke says
I won't be around for the next four years, that
sounds like a lock, doesn't it. Well, if you're that age,
I mean, you're playing the odds at an aunt who
is ninety six years old, and I was like, come on,
you can make it from to one hundred, and she says,
I don't think so. No, they decide that isn't that funny? Though?
(16:26):
I had a friend that was he was in his
h I guess mid nineties. I think it was about
ninety three, or maybe he turned ninety four. Is ninety
three mid nineties or is that early nineties? You go
either way, just judging by the way we write our
weather reports. Here. Dah, that's good. I like that. That's
very nice, nice, nice analogy. So he he was doing fine,
(16:50):
and he would he would socialize me. Obviously, he's ninety three.
He was moving a little slow, but you know, he
was doing fine, and then all of a sudden, he's
just not there anymore. And we just got word he's gone,
and well that just wrecked me.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
So, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You get to get you get to a certain age,
and every day is a blessing, right, there's no expectations.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
And I think that now. So I mean, geez, you know,
ninety nine, I'm like, you've beat the odds.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh, you're well into bonus territory. Don't you think about
how much time you got left. I'm forty six and
I feel like I've got less than thirty years to go. Yeah,
I think about that, do you? Yeah? What do you do?
You do?
Speaker 6 (17:29):
You haven't in mind? Like how long you think you're
gonna make it?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
No, there was a really a pointed time when I
was in my early teens that I didn't think twenty
one was gonna be possible because I was just really
out there. But now fast and loose or yeah, I'm
now approaching fifty one, I'm like, oh, hey, look man,
let's keep it going.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Let's keep the party going, all right. Yeah, Now, I
always felt like when I hit thirty five, that was midlife.
This whole forty years old is midlife where people having
a midlife crisis in their forties. I passed midlife a
decade ago, where I am I'm such a pessimist.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Yeah, I do that. I do that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Mark, help me out here, good news. Shettle Banks is, Okay,
is that?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Am I saying that?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Right? I don't know who this is. I think you've
stumped me.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
No, she is.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
There's this there's this big story that's been buzzing about
this young lady who's an actress on this series, gossip Girl,
which is a huge hit amongst the young folks, not
that far off from your generation, Chris. But but she
she supposedly disappeared and then she's found, and then her
(18:41):
family is saying, that's not her. We don't believe that's her.
So she's having to go through all these lengths to
prove it's her. But she says she ran away from
the family because the family was being abusive. Yeah, but
the family is saying, don't believe it. Keep the missing
person post a live. Okay, Yes, she says, the family's abusive.
(19:04):
So I disappeared.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The family says she disappeared, so she's missing person. She says, no,
I'm still here and I'm fine. Family says that's a
body double. Yeah, something like that. It's not her. It's
just not the real her. So how does she go
about proving that it's really her? Just showing her ID?
And I know she did a FaceTime with the cops, right, Yeah,
LAPD was looking for and she ended up face timing
(19:27):
with True Crime News, I guess, and then she she
contacted LAPD I think, and they found her. She's in Texas, yep.
And the family says, no, it's not her. It's all
a big cover up. Yeah, we don't believe it. Okay, Well,
that family does sound crazy, right, I'm kind of on
her side here. The family does sound nuts if they're
trying to claim that there's some elaborate body double scheme.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Elaborate ruse. We don't know who that is trying to
prove it's her. But it's not her. We know for what,
And you know it's crazy. It's some cousin that's been
going around making the round saying she couldn't answer one
personal question that was asked of her when the police
were inquiring whether it was her or not.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm like, oh kiddy, right, And even if she did,
they'd say, well, that's not good enough. Anybody could have
found that out. Yeah, what was the name of your
second grade teacher. Well, anybody could have looked up an
elementary school year book, right, but how would they have
known to look up the second grade teacher and have
that information handy that kind of thing. Yeah, right, This
this is what happens when you spend too much time
(20:28):
on social media as a kid. You just start to
believe all kinds of crazy crap.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
The families are weird, man, Some families are a lot weirder.
Speaking of weird, there's a fun little bit of irony
happening in media today, and, according to one party, the
biggest media deal in the history of the world. In fact,
this media deal is so big take all other media
deals that have ever been done, add them together, and
(20:57):
you still don't get to the brillion dollar figure that
one party claims they paid for this media outlet.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
I'll tell you what that is next.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
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You listening to Mark Ronner's News and Mark loved that
story about the oar fish in San Diego. That's a
I don't know if you've ever seen photos of that thing?
They are They look like giant eels. Yeah, they're terrifying,
and I wish people were privy to our messaging off air,
(21:35):
but we can't discuss any of it or the station
would lose its license.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, no, no, no, it's wildly inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I did. I did want to follow up though. You
you said it washed up on shore. Is it one
of the beaches? Just one second and I'll find it. Okay,
rare deep c your fish washed ashore in San Diego
County nine and a half feet long? Yeah, last one
was twelve feet wow, okay, so fair to say if
(22:03):
it got beached, it was covered in dirt. I'm not
sure where you're heading with this, but sure this water
was a dirty oar fish or if it was a
nice clean oarfish. Foush. You got the uh do you
have the sound effect? There you go, your first one
of the evenings. Thank you so stupid, and you guys laugh,
(22:29):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Well, it's derisive laughter,
so good. I love it. Just so dumb. It's like
not safe for work, dad jokes, right, I don't know
who your dad was.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So okay, let me move on here to the biggest
media uh buyout of all time.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
The Onion who saw this coming.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
The Onion and their own or U or there their CEO,
I should say, Ben Collins.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
It claims he paid a trillion.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Dollars for Alex Jones Info Wars.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
He was talking with NBC.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
News, the satirical news site. The Onion says it has
bought the conspiracy theorist outlet info Wars, run by Alex Jones.
This is not a joke, we assure you. A bankruptcy
judge forced Jones to sell info Wars this year. It
was done to help pay a more than one billion
dollar defamation judgment to the families of the Sandy Hook
Elementary School shooting victims.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay, when Ben Collins was talking to the AP, excuse me,
he was talking with AP and they said, how much
did you pay?
Speaker 11 (23:38):
It was one trillion dollars, which.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
One trillion dollars, a trillion dollars, and it comes from
the CEO of the Onions, so you know it's true.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
It was one trillion dollars, which I know you're you're thinking,
way too cheap, incredibly like, what a bargain, What a bargain,
but we thought it was worth it. It's just a
small part of our media empire, so.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
A trillion dollars small part of the media empire.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The problem is the AP doesn't really have a sense
of humor, and so you've got the the legitimate news
site who's talking with the most creative news site out there,
which is all based on satire, and they're not very
happy that he's not being serious.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
Seriously, I can't say I can't say it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, okay, because he asked, how much did you pay
for these? I can't say no, but seriously, okay, but
but I'm asking for I kids. Okay, fine.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
I had known some of the lawyers for the San
Diego family, so I get Moring and I was like,
what does this look like? How do we actually do this?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And we.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
They gave us some information about how to get this moving.
So then we thought we can make a bid here,
and the families decided they would effectively join our bid,
back our bid to try to get us over the
finish line.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So the Sandy Hook victims, who are going to be
the benefactors of the sale are backing the sale. This
is so delicious. I just love it.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Jones repeatedly called that shooting a hoax, and some of those.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Families Alex Jones, the guy from Info Wars, of course,
is who I'm back at the NBC story now I'm
bouncing around, just following.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
And some of those families supported the Onions winning bid.
NBCDI senior reporter Brandy's of Drosney joins us now on set, Brandy,
this is Brandy a crazy story because to a lot,
or at least to me, it seemed like I didn't
know the sale was happening. I knew there was still
all this legal hubob around. Alex Jones, I knew about judgments,
but I was like, I didn't know it was going
to go up in this way.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
We did because we were paying attention to the news.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeay.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Also the Onion stepping into buy it? Why and what
do they do with it?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Well, if you might know that the Onion CEO is
actually an old colleague of ours disinformation reporter Ben Collin.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
Wait, I did not know this, Okay, this anchords know anything.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
She didn't know that Info Wars was up for auction.
She didn't know that Ben Collins used to sit in
her chair. It's still got his butt stains on it.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
So there's a very interesting reason probably why this was
on his radar, right, So he knows all about it,
is very familiar with the case. And so he, along
with the Onion in Total, has partnered with the Sandy
Hook families in Connecticut to bring about this deal. He
is going to change the site. The site is already
down right now. There is no more InfoWars dot com.
(26:30):
It will be born again and it will be a
parody site. It will have well known influencers, content creators,
and that's what we'll be on the site every time
for gun violence. We'll also have ads on the site.
And it's really we're not sure what to make of
the new site what will be, but he's got big plans.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Almost sounds like the Onion Meats College humor, doesn't it.
If we're going to do influencers doing things on the site,
I'm kind of looking forward to it. By the way,
Alex Jones was on air when he had the story
pop up. You want to hear Alex jones reaction. It
is very Alex jonesy. Right here we go.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
This was Alex Jones when he found out.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That his info Wars had been sold to the Onion
and his victims.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
So we are here on air right now, and I
want to see the documents.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I want to see the court order. Of course, he
doesn't believe it.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
The Onion buys Alex Jones in Full Wars at auction
with help from Sandy Hood family.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So they're buying a company. He's processing it to get
the equipment, the name, the supplements and money that's in
in full Wars. Uh.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Yeah, because you owe it to them because you lost.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
To then give it to themselves. But it's not about
the money.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
No, it's about screwing you overdo.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah. Again, it's it's it's it's.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's it's it's it's it's not about the money.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
If it were about the money, they wouldn't have invested
themselves because they stand to make money if they're paying
themselves with your you dope.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
It's insane. When I go to these court hearings, these people.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Are there, Yeah, because they're victims Connecticut. Yeah, they just
smile at me and like wait on the door like
uh huh, just like and it's like they live on me.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
And talk about me, and I'm their persecutor because I'm
famous and successful and barely ever talked about them, So
they're attached to me.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah. An, the FBI, the CIA cooked.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
All this shop. There you go, and right then info
Wars went dark. That was it. That was ing, That
was it.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
That was it, And the FBI, the CIA cooked all
this shop.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And then it was done. He's off. Couldn't it happened
to a nicer guy? Uh? Dang? Did you see the
press release from Ben Collins at the Onion No, it
was very oniony. It was great. Let's see, much like
family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, in
changeable assets for their patriarch to absorb in discard according
to the opaque whims of the market. And just like
(29:05):
family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion
and malice. All told, the decision to acquire info Wars
was an easy one. Founded in nineteen ninety nine on
the heels of the Satanic panic and growing steadily ever since,
info Wars has distinguish itself as an invaluable tool for
brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of
(29:26):
delusional paranoia and dubious anti aging nutrition hacks, they strive
to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a
commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously
inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an
inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can't put
(29:47):
a man on the moon. I love it. No price
would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable
assets and minds. And yet, in a struggle of good fortune,
a formidable special interest group has outwitted the he appless
owner of info Wars, a forgettable man with an already
forgotten name. It's forced him to sell it at a
steep bargain, less than one trillion dollars. Yes, I love it,
(30:12):
continues on It's great, it says. As for the vitamins
and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic
dictates that if we can extend even one CEO's life
by ten minutes, diluting these miracle elixures for public consumption
is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the
entire stock of the info Wars warehouses into a large vat,
boil the contents down into a single candy bar sized
(30:33):
omnivitamin that one executive I will not name names may
eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
It's just brilliant.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I think these guys might be the linear descendants of
National Lampoon. I think you're exactly right. And the brilliance
is is that their satire says something that's what I
love the most about it. Huh. All right, Well, we'll
check with the Great George Norian see what he's got
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Speaker 6 (33:13):
Uh Are you putting money on it?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Hm?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Maybe not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
There are people speculating that the big bout between Mike
Tyson and Jake Paul is rigged.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Totally rigged, totally rigged. The deal definitely rigged. How legitimate
is that?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
The Internet says that Jake Paul YouTuber twenty seven years
old and actually guy who's done okay in professional boxing.
Much to surprise of many people, He's beaten some okay.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Boxers out there.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
They say that that Jake Paul has a clause in
his contract that says that he can't lose. Are you
buying that? Because I'm not. I'm not believing the Internet.
And Here's why I'm not going to believe the Internet.
It's a sanctioned bout. No way would the Texas State
of Texas. I don't know if it's gaming or athletic
(34:14):
or boxing or whatever whatever their governing body is.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
No way would they sanction about that can be wagered on.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
If that bout has one of the potential outcomes predetermined
to not be allowed. In other words, they wouldn't They
wouldn't sanction about that. Mike Tyson can't win? Does that
make sense? And people say, well, just because just because
he says he can't lose, it means he could win
(34:45):
or there could still be a draw. But that's not
what people are betting on. They're betting on is Tyson
going to win or is Jake Paul going to win?
And if he has a clause in his contract that
says he can't lose, that's not something you would have
in a sanctioned bout.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
But people convinced that the fix is in.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
I may be a.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Little bit biased in this regard, Talla. Do you remember
back in the eighties when Tyson was the greatest machine
in the ring murdering people in the ring, murdering them? Yes?
I mean, was there any thought in your mind? Now
here's the thing. I never I never saw Ali Box.
I wasn't born yet so.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Mark, could uh, could Tyson have taken Ali?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Ah, that's a rough one because they're both completely different
kinds of fighters. Tyson is just an absolute monster, was
an artist. Yeah, so you're talking about brute strength versus
fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Right, Yeah,
it's tough to say, but you know you're talking about
those contracts. You see those kind of contracts in pro
wrestling where you know, like the Rock cannot be depicted
(35:52):
as a loser in any entertainment event. But that's entertainment.
You're not betting on the outcome. That's exactly the outcome. Yeah,
exactly the one I was making. You don't see that
in legit boxing matches. Ever. No, for comparison, Mike Tyson
is fifty eight, Jake Paul is twenty seven. I think
Jake Paul has a longer reach. I still don't think.
(36:13):
And again, maybe I'm just biased because I saw Tyson
in his prime, and I know when he lost to
Buster Douglas that was one of.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
The great upsets in sports? Is that fair to say?
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Absolutely, the one of the biggest upsets in boxing history.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Ye, massive, massive upset. And then of course Tyson's life
went to crap after that, and we found out that
he was not just a monster in the ring. He
had a habit of being a monster outside the ring too,
And then he went to prison and he never really
never really came back to the level that he was before.
But he did become he did become kind of a
(36:49):
pop culture thing. Oh yeah, he's even in one of
the ip Man movies. Yeah. Yeah, and of course star
of the uh the Guy's going to Vegas movie, right,
the uh hangover Hangover.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's kind of what you first started coming back from,
like a pop culture standpoint, exactly. Yeah, Because there was
a time that he bit off more than he could chew,
and then he sort of fell into irre irrelevance after that.
But then all of a sudden kind of came back.
And then the weird face tattoo thing. Don't give it
to him, fush that, Do not give him a rim
shot for that. Don't do it. Don't do it, don't
do it. No, that was low hanging fruit. I just
(37:27):
took that. So he ended up with the he ended
up kind of becoming a bit of a pop culture thing,
but he's still guy never stopped training. I mean he's
still I think the guy still got the animal instinct.
The question is is he too old as his body
betrayed his desire. If I'm betting, and I know right now,
(37:48):
Jake Paul is the odds on favorite. And though that's
tightened a little bit because he had become such a
big favorite boxer that that all of a sudden, people
were putting money on Tyson because it, you know, it
looked like it was going too far out the way
and they could make more money on Tyson. I always
felt like Tyson's got this. I had some friends texting
me tonight. They were we have a group text and uh,
(38:10):
and they were saying, I feel like the smart money
is on Paul, but my heart is with Tyson. And
I guess so I still think Tyson's got this, And
I'm really curious. I think we're gonna be on the
air when this is going on, so Fooshell have to
monitor for us.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I know you've got a lot of experience, you know,
as a boxing journalist, so maybe you can kind of
give us a blow by blow as it's going on. Color.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Thank you so much for doing that. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I would like to see Tyson absolutely obliterate him.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Me too, Me too. They had to change the rules though.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Instead of being a ten round about, it's an eight,
and instead of three minute rounds, they're two. And I
think that's because Tyson has to stop and do some
some calisthenics in between, maybe tapioca pudding watch Matt Locke
kind of thing. Well, you get tired, Hey, the fruit
keeps getting lower and lower, doesn't it. I mean, it's
just I'm just picking off the worst stuff. Right now,
(39:07):
you've had your quota of rim shots for the day. Yeah,
good time to call it quits. Back tomorrow night. Can't wait,
looking forward to it. Tawala. I appreciate your work man.
I have so much respect for you. Foosh Man, you
keep the trains on time better than anybody I know,
and I appreciate you. Roner, my god, you are like
a brother from another mother and I love you for it.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
My friend.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
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