📻Jerry's BSA Complaint - The Radio Show

Today on the show we hear more of your Lame Claims To Fame, and run through a little more work toilet admin.

Plus Jerry runs through his latest BSA complaint, and can we find Tuipoloa Evan Charlton?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hedache Breakfast. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade Jerry.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
On the whole Ache Breakfast show, Wit and Iron and rude.
Here's my guy lately there Roger Bean and pain. But
they made it in again and they just soldier.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Not so much this week, no soldering. I'll welcome along
to the Hidache Breakfast Tuesday the seventh October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Say that, Jerry, you say that?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I just think I picked up a little tickle over
the weekend with the live broadcast down there at Mount Monganoi,
and my lungs may have taken a pounding so great
night's sleep last night, I can I can report that what.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Are you soldering on with? Is that a suit of fit?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
This is the Sands Seymour's quadrill?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh okay, okay, which is what just parasite. See, that's
what I'm going to say about you. But that's a
that's a pussy, that's a pussy soldier. So that's just
quietly walking on like a pussy.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, but isn't that harder because you've got less belief,
I mean, tougher to invade Poland on these ones.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You're not a Poland on that you're not. I mean,
your daughter is not going to take a look at
you when you go up for luncher there and say
what's wrong with your eyes? Down there? You seem to
be staring really really intense.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Obviously have the whole tray then in one go. Maybe that.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Apparently there are some pseuder fed ones which have the
pseudo e for dream in them as well.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
David Seymour, isn't it Yeah, yeah, okay, Well I might
have to get into those well.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Which may have been the original where suda fed came from.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Thought would it killed them to sponsor us?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It'd be great. Just have a big bowl in the
money and just help yourself so you can soldier on
every single day.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Jeez, we're tough, aren't we.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Jerry and man I the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I feel like it's six past six.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
This is the spiritual home of toilet chair on this
on this show, and I've got some more.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's it's lightly boomer i t adjacent.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
But obviously long time listeners of the show will know
that we've had our swipe cards replaced with an app
on the phone that brings with it a whole host
of new problems, not least of which the fact that
when you try and swipe your phone, it brings up
all of the car You know, you can save your
credit cards and like chapter, but I never had.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm never brave enough to use that.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm not an Apple Wallet guy either, because anyone's ready,
you're an Apple Wallet guy.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
I've started it recently and it actually changing the game.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
It does, look mean, it does.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
But what happens if your phone's turned off or something?

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Well, how often does your phone, dude, just take a
little bit more time?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
How often is yours?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
R it is getting eight hours of screen time a day?

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Sophone's always get to go five hours forty seven last week?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Minight.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Good, that's improveing, but wow, But the biggest problem is,
so you're supposed to swipe, you know, bring this app
up on your phone, then you hold it in front
of the thing. And it's so annoying because I now
need to log into my or you know, pointed at
my face, and if my face, if I'm a bit
puffy in the more, maybe it might not recognize me
to put the code in. Then gonna find that, bring
the app up, then put it in front of the thing.

(03:05):
Then my credit card pops up mug get scammed, Like,
is that charging me every time I into the door? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't know, but I I weirdly enough, I'm finding
it's bringing me more joy than my old card.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, because you're you feel a sense of achievement.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I do. I genuinely do. And it also makes
a slightly more rewarding noise.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
It goes, It does, and it flashes for a second,
thinks about it, and then leads you in.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
It does.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's a delay and then it's like, yep, there it is.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
There.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Genuinely gives me a tiny little dopamine hat.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
It's a small hint of what Michael Knight must have
felt like every time he turned his car on like that. Ah,
welcome mack mister Night. But and actually I pitched to
you the other day. You can actually level your experience
up a little bit, Joey, because you're still showing the
front of the phone to the scanner. Yes, you can
hold it at any angle and it will recognize it,

(03:56):
so you can very You could be much more nonchalant
about it if you just open it, hold it out,
point the back of it, the side of it.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, no, I space docked it this morning and it
actually felt it felt surprisingly good. A rear end of it.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I came in with the rear end of it, and
some somehow it did it from just a little bit
further away, and they gave me another little dopamining. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
And if someone sees you do that as well, and
they didn't know you could do it, and that's going
to change everything. I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
And now I feel like I'm about seventy because I
always walk up to it and I go straight back
with the camera side right up to it.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, you can put it basically anyway as right
after it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, ask to as it loves it. It's all about it.
It's all about ass.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Like docking like a dog and heat. But the update
this morning is that the toilet, I mean they put
the swiper on the toilet over a week ago, but
they've only just turned it on in the last few days.
And this is the thing that we've been waiting for
because again, as long time listen as of the show
will know out the toilets that we use are technically
public toilets.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah. I think the easiest way to describe it is
there's there's there's glass double doors that don't need a swiper,
so anyone can get into that part of the building,
and then the toilets are in the foyer.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
And around us. It's more than a bus stop. It's
slightly less than a bus exchange. But there's a stop
outside our work that one of the hubs for buses,
you know, exchanging.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
So there's bus drivers everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, Plus inside of the building for some reason, there's
a whole lot of hospo outlets, yes, smaller hospo outlets
that also like to use our toilets for some reason
rather than their own.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
And as we know about hospital, their diets are shocking,
you know what I mean. They don't eat much, They
just drink coffee and take narcotics and that's basically getting
run through our bathroom stalls every morning. And so in
the last two days it's been interesting to see now
that they've put the swipe on that only we in
the building can get in there. Now. The interesting part
was are the toilets going to clean up because they

(05:52):
have been a war zone. Often you'll go in there,
there's four gates, the bases will be loaded and there'll
be none that you can use.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, particularly bad I mean, we're all lucky now we're
living in a post world of having across the road
there used to be a giant building and it took
four years to build the building. It's a hotel, and
during that time, the workmen used to come and work
people used to come in and use that toilet, and

(06:20):
with dirty boots because they've been in and out of
that work site and you knew when they'd been and
they're not only on the floor but also what was
left over in the ball, but essentially that it was
nicer than using a portoloo.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, I don't blame them, but only marginally they used it.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
That stopped now, so we don't get those guys any But.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
The interesting part was is this going to clear up
once it's only us that can use the toilet or
are we going to find out that actually it was people,
it was our own that were destroying them.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, today's really day zero, isn't it all?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yesterday was Yesterday was day zero, and I'm happy to
report much cleaner. I went in there yesterday after the show,
so this must have been about nine to nine thirty,
and that's usually once all the people out in the
office have come in so that's peak traffic, that's Russia
and very clean bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Okay, Well, the bit that I'm going to be that's interesting.
The bit that I'm going to be super interesting and
interested in is whether or not the guy who owns
the sushi place is going to be able to go
in there, and whether he gets access to it, and
whether he can listen to Korean sitcoms really really loudly
on his phone while he's doing number two. Yeah, that's
gonna be for me a really interesting time because I

(07:29):
seem to I seem to run into him most mornings.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah. I never seen him wash his hands.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, absolutely not. I think he gets up on the
bowl as well. How else is he going to escape
his wife that yells at him all the time. Yeah,
well no, they have a lot of a I think
that just very very vocal people. Okay, that's what I'm thinking.
So I hear a lot of that too. Yeah at
five five ten.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Just concerning watching him roll your sushi after that experience.
But anyway, we'll keep you posted as the week progresses.
At least I know it's not us, because I was
still to wondering about you guys.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank goodness, there's going to be a lot of people
on teen the Hawks wanting to know what's happening with
the toilet situations the week progresses, I can tell you.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Jerry and Miniah, the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, mor.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Today is the seventh of October. That's a Tuesday. And
on this day in nineteen sixteen, Georgia Tech defeats Cumberland
College two hundred and twenty two nil. Not in a
cracket game, but that is in a game of US
college football.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Two hundred and twenty two nil.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, Georgia Who would the team that won by two
hundred and twenty two points Coached by the legendary John Heisman,
the same man for whom the Heisman Trophy is named.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh yeah, the Heisman maneuver. Yeah, known as the Heisman maneuver.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, yeah, it kind of is. The Heisman's the best
college football player. It's quite a cool trophy because the
trophy is him fending a player, and when someone gets
fended in NFL they call it given him the Heisman.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
The I guess that's where the Dallym. It's what's the
the Clive Churchill? Yeah, is that Clive Churchill giving the fiend.
I feel like the Clive Church has got a person
on it is.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
That are you thinking of the province summons? They named
the things very strangely over and Australia anyway, Cumberland that
the team that lost had disbanded its football program earlier
that year because of World War One and financial struggles. However,
they'd already agreed to play and if they didn't show,
they'd have to pay a fine equal to around one hundred.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
And fifty four thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Wow, this is the most American thing of all time.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wow, you have to play us, and we're going.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
To obliterate you. It's a game for goodness sake.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
And then because we obliterated you, who didn't want to
play in this game in the first place, we threatened
to find you, and then we turned around and wasted you.
We're now going to name an award after ourselves for it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
They had to put together a team of volunteers to
avoid the fine. Yeah, so it's just people that never
played American football.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, janitors and I don't know, philosophy students.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
No helmets in those days. The liver helmuch kind of
more like actual rugby in those days.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
It was almost the helmets back in those days were
like you know, the ones that fly a biplane wearing
their hats. Yeah, that's basically that coach Heisman. They scored
thirty two touchdowns, was one hundred and twenty six nil
by halftime. Heisman instructed his team to play full speed
the entire time to prove a point about sportsmanship and
scoring ethics.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, good, so one hundred and twenty six neil halftime.
So disappointing second half for Georgia Tech. Yeah, they only
they don't even put one hundred points.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
No, and didn't score Cumberland either, only fifty ninety Fast
Side of the Moon aka the dark side of the
Moon is seen for the first time courtesy of the
USSR's a Lunar three space probe. Until that day, no
human had ever seen the far side of the Moon
because the half that always faces the Earth, that is,
the half that faces away from the Earth, the Moon
rotates at the same speed that it circles us orbits us.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, so we only ever see one side.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I only ever see one side.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I've seen the image of this nineteen to fifty nine image,
and I say fake.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh really, do your own researcher.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I mean, it's pretty easy to fake it. It looks
like it's just been itched on. It looks like a
brass itching. Yeah, I'm not sure about it.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
So we only ever see the same side of the
moon at all times. That changed when the Soviet spacecraft
learner three minutes to photograph it, marking one of the
greatest triumphs of the space race between the US is
R and the US ay fate, what do you think
of Cookie? What do you think is on the back
side of the moon? Jarry?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
What are they hiding from us?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Up?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
There could be anything, really, someone told me that there's
some kind of iron ore manufacturing going on on the
back of Ah, so you can't see it. There's a
whole lot of you know, warehouses which are used to
stockpile of the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Sense because I was watching a documentary the other day
that was saying that the Decepticons are on the other
side of the moon. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Mega tryning.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Again, I would encourage you to do your own research
like I have two thousand and one the US invasion
of Afghanistan begins with an ear assault and over ground operations.
After nine to eleven, US President George W. Bush Is
should have ultimatum to the Taliban handover Alsama bin Laden
and dismantled a cad or a face military action. Taliban refused,

(12:13):
said they wanted proof that bin Laden was even involved.
And then the US launched Operation Waste these guys.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
So they didn't come up with the proof. It's pretty
easy just to come up with some proof.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
At around five thirty am local time, they started wasting them.
Within weeks, the Taliban was wasted and then it lasted.
It's all about twenty fourteen that the US from made
there till twenty twenty one. And since they've left, the
Taliban are back.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, it cost two trillion dollars that war. Good on them,
two trillion dollars, and now they're back, so goodbye.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Regrouped over the years, ultimately retook power shortly after the
US forces withdrew.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
But it has been good for their cricket team.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Which is doing quite well at the moment. Yeah, so
swings roundabouts.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The men's team.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's that's a val good point point.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
The men's team other.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Point born on this day, Thom York you do it too,
front person of Radiohead.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Thank you fifty please you're onto that front person. Yes,
singer actually just says singer.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Singer yeah. John Mellencamp also born today, Singer, songwriter, front
person previously known as Johnny Kerger, John Coogan, and John Corgan.
Mellencamp seventy fourth Today, we will not be playing any
of his music this morning. Our people don't like it.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Our people today. Simon Cowell also shares a birthday with
both of them.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Recording executive television producer known for The X Factor and
Idle franchise sixty six Today and this week on my algorithm,
we're going to check out Algos later on. I saw
his legs for the first time. Send this footage just
come out of him recently walking.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wow, because he always wears those jeans. It was the
same output the whole time, doesn't he well, Jean's white tshirt.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, but he's always sitting behind the desk, So I've
never seen his legs, and I had no evidence that
he was able to walk.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
His face is frozen in time.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
His faces.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah, he's got a bit of regional work on the peak.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
He can afford really good work. Why has he got
regional Why is he getting regional work? I don't know,
it seems really weird.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
He just prefers it.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I think he can get the best surgeon.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Each to their own. Jerry.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
You know, if he wants to head down to mainland
South Island to get his regional work done, then so bad.
And that is the history of use today, today, tomorrow,
tomorrow before Tuesday, the seventh of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Jury in the nine the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Timey latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer
for here. South Africa have wasted the white fans by
Sex Crickets and their women's fifty over Cricket World Cup
match at Indoorday, New Zealand. What is it in Daorday,
aren't they? New Zealand were dismissed four twoint thirty one
and forty seven point five overs. Captain Sophie Devine top
scored with thirty five. The Protests reached the target with
fifty five balls to spare. So now New Zealand's seventh

(14:51):
on the eighteen table. Well they won't be happy with that, no.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
They won't be. I would also not be happy if
I was Sophie Divine. I feel like there's a batting
captain and you go out there and deliver a captain's
not eighty five of you two hundred and thirty one.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I this is why I've never been a captain of
a sports team.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'd be so.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Pass back in the change.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Where were you? I was out there doing everything.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Do we know, Ruder, how many balls that eighty five
was off?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
I can tell you it was often London ninety.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Eight ninety eight balls. It's all right.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I can also tell you your favorite Leah to who
she's got one of the wickets as well?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Did she she's led to? Who? Great player? Great player?
That's the bath hard. The Raby League's growth is evident
after a record viewed final on Sunday in Sydney, so
most viewers ever. Yes, Bronco Storre Match Trek did neverage
audience of four point four to six million. By comparison,
four point one eight million viewers watched the Brisbane g

(15:47):
Long AFL Final the previous weekend.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, I think that is interesting.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I heard in Australia more people watch the NRLW Grand
Final which is on just before the NRL than watched
the Bledderslow game. Yeah, so why the hell did we
have to wait till midnight for the game to start then?
And I thoes aren't watching it.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
They're trying to get every viewer they possibly kill.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
It's not working put it on for us.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I think that a big part of that is the
fact that it was Australia's two biggest cities outside of Sydney. Ah,
so you've got Brisbane and then you've got Melbourne and
they're playing in Sydney, so everyone in Sydney's watching it.
Now all of a sudden, everyone from Melbourne and everyone
from Brisbane are watching it too. So from a rating standpoint,

(16:29):
I think that's why. But I do think it's an
indicator of how popular the game is. Yeah, people really
wanted to watch it. I kicked me up, all right, Yeah,
well it was a bloody good game too.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
So normally the most few sports in Australia are rugby
league and Australian rules. But I know that, yeah crickets.
Cricket's reasonably strong as well, yep, But then you go
into soccer, netbull basketball, rugby union is seventh.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, I think book, Yeah, the one with the thing
with cricket. There's actually probably more total people that watch
it over there. It's just that the games are so
long the average audience because you know, you flip in
and out so across the course of a day averages out.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And rugby unions for rich people in Australia, Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
It's a rich person that's why. I mean, it's a bit.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
It's a bit of a It's an interesting phenomenon where
you will notice that all of the rugby union players
have double barrel last names. Yes, you're out of Meshley Cooper's. Yes,
And it's because the joining of two wealthy houses, whereas
the rugby league player that's a broken home. So because
it's two very different situations.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah. And former England rugby captain Lewis Moody has been
diagnosed with motor neuron disease. Forty seven year olds's muscle
wasting has begun and his hand and shoulder.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's his muscles are getting wasted.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's no good, Oh good?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
It all coming up next?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
What's it now?

Speaker 9 (17:49):
Go?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm gotta be honest, this is something that I thoroughly
enjoy and I feel like this could potentially be a
daily thing.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Jerry Denman Knight The Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
We've got the segment where we talk about things that
are hitting out algorithm. Generally for me, it's goalf. Well,
that seems to have gone, which is positive.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Well, that's probably a reflection of how you feel about
your golf game.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Weirdly it is I'm not slicing anymore, and with my
slice disappearing in my duckhock developing, the algorithm hasn't kept
up with my duckhock. So but I have lost my
slice and there's a result, no more slicing, anty slicing tips.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
It's funny when you it's funny that your algorithm is
very much a reflection of where your head's at at
that point in your life. And if you if you
notice that you're starting to get some self help type
stuff popping up under your thing, there's something you're not addressing.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Again, it knows, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Not happy with your job, or you're not happy with
something you know in your life is a little bit off. Yeah,
it's crazy how much it knows. It does well letting
you know yourself.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, that's why I'm interested in what it threw at
me yesterday. Yeah, so yesterday I'm scrolling through, by the way,
just twenty eight minutes. I believe it was on my
phone in your twenty eight minutes, just twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Minutes, and you're precious twenty eight minutes. What did it
suggest to spend one of those twenty eight minutes watching.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Twenty sorry twenty five minutes? Ah through this at me,
and I thought I was really quite interested about this.
It's a woman wandering around African villages, and I imagine
Courson African villages by the sound of the dialect that
the people who she's speaking to are speaking asking them
their names, and so the woman very brutally. Actually I

(19:28):
have to say, ask them a name. People's names. You
can't see these people. I can when we play this
year and then they respond by telling their name. Have
listened to this? Your name?

Speaker 8 (19:38):
What is your name? What is your name?

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Your name?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Your name? These are all different people.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
What is your name?

Speaker 8 (19:48):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Your name?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
So those are all click click names.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yes, I think I suspect that doesn't actually say anywhere,
But I suspect horser, right, I think Corser uses a
lot of cliques and so she's wandering around different village's places.
I think it's the same woman.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
She's interrogating them. It sounds like she's on the hunt
for a suspect.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
It sounds it sounds like something I've heard before. Actually,
I know on this very radio show. This this bit
of audio here, do you trim your downstairs? R? Do
you trim your downstairs?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Can you play? The course? Can play the woman speaking
to the course.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Do you trim your downstairs? Yea, what is your name?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I've also never heard the full bit of that audio
where the answer was actually given, and it was a
pretty staunch anti deforestation message.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
All the labor leaders, none of them trim their downstairs.
I can report that back things may have changed.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's unsustainable.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Chippy No, actually we didn't interview him about it. I
don't think he had pubic here at the time.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I don't know if he does. Now here's what's hitting.
I probably only got time for one of them. But
that's that's hit my algorithm this week. One thing by
them strip clubs.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
You gotta remember, stripper arms are not like wiggling room's arms.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
They do not know how to touch you.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Delicately, delicate, delicately, delicately, that don't sound right. Delicately, delicately
dead decadely, delicately, they.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Don't know how to touch you.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Delicately, delicately, delicately, delicately, delicately, that's the word I'm looking for. Delicately.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Oh, what I was talking about.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Step the other other day.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
I have not been able to get the word delicately
out of my head, and anytime I've seen it somewhere, I'm.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Like, I can't read that anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Delicately delicate, delicately, delicately.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
That one hit my alger just back on yours, Jerry,
the person asking for the names of the clicks in them?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Someone sticks her on three four three, thought my undercatter
was on.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Jerry and the Night for the hold Key Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
We were talking the other day, Jerry about a bit
of boomer wrote. In fact, we're talk almost every day
about a bit of boomer rote. And it reminded me
of over summer when I was down home and I
went round to see my great uncle, and I my
grandfather's brother. Yeah, that's my great.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Uncle, grandfather's brother, great uncle, yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
And so I thought ahead of time I will give
them a bell, make sure they're home, let them know
to expect company. And they still run the landline. So
I rang the landline and I got a hello, and
I said, oh, it's it's Mania here. And then I
got another Hello, it's there, it's been night. And then

(22:42):
there was this awful like feedback noise, you know, like
when a microphone gets held in front of us.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Think oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
I was like, what the hell is that? Okay, and
then be bip hang up and I was like, they
must be having some sort of issue with their phone.
So I was like, you know what, I know, you
know they're in the eighties nine, they're going to be home.
I'll just swing by, you know what I mean, what
are they going.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
To be doing? So I say they probably they love
they love a popping.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
They love well from the generation of the popper.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Ye like, I'm still part of that generation.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
It's sadly fallen by the way side of the popping.
I love a popping And actually, yeah, it was probably.
I probably shouldn't call it anyway. So I go around there,
get in, geta share. Enough they're sitting there. We have
a good old fashioned gas bag. That asked me about
the in laws. We've got sheers and a horse side.
Does it run any good? So I put a bit
on a blah blah, But we're having a good old
fashioned gas bag. So what else is new around here?
And my great only gets, oh, well, there's been a

(23:36):
lot of scammers ringing around, ringing around the town, you know.
And so they have these little workshops in town and
they teach the oldies how to how to deal with scammers,
how to identify a scammer, how to know if one's.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Calling you sounds like a good service, what kinds of things.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
They'll last for old people are getting scammed exactly.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
And she goes, So what I've done is I've taken
things into my own hands. And she uses this whistle
and she goes, and I've got this whistle here, and
whenever one of these scammers rings me, I just blow
the whistle into the hand faces as loud as I
possibly can and then hang up on them. And I
was like, you just did that to me. It's okay,
I got the scam.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So they gave you the scam whistle.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yes, she gave me the scam whistle.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You have just reminded me of something like that I'd
completely forgotten about in my life, which was my grandparents
used to have a whistle by their plenty phone.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
What did they?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yes, scameless? I my grandparents are along gone, they died
sort of, you know, fifteen years ago. But in the
nineteen eighties they had a whistle. My god, that's so weird.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Does the scam whistle?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I have not thought about that. Why on earth they
had away? But they had a whistle by their phone.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
And I suppose of prank people prank callers as your
friends running.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
They would blow the whistle. Like I didn't even hear
them blow the whistle, But I remember asking them why
they had a whistle, and it was for I think prank.
I mean, it can't have mean for wrong numbers. You
used to get a lot of wrong numbers back in
the day.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Oh yeah, but that doesn't deserve a scam whistle if
you're ring the wrong number.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
No.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
But then I thought this is bad for them because
they're only the only method of contact with anyone who's
a landline, and now they're scam whistling their own family.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Did you ask them why that they thought that you
were why you were scamming it?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
It's hearing families apart. Well, I didn't really want to.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You didn't want to say that you were a scammer.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well also didn't didn't really want to know the answer.
If she was just like, wow, he's she didn't really
want you coming around, so just scamless.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And they probably thought it's just another one of the
relatives coming around to try and scam us out of
some money.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Anyway, Yeah, out of some of a Russian fudge and
a cup of tea. What I would love to know
three four eight three, give us a call one hundred
hard Rocky if anyone else has heard of that whistle before?
Is this a Jerry thing that just happened to happen
to my great uncle and auntie, or is this something
that happened back in the day that we don't know about.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well we got them one show and it seems still me.
There's one guy Colman Nagh and one uncle cheering me.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
They talk so much crap, I wanna break down and cry.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Y ELSA.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's been sending by sweet Child. Thanks very much for that,
Sweet Child. You can also send something in by going
onto the iHeartRadio app pressing the little microphone, ark on
there sending in a sting and then read it will
put it to music. If you lucky, it will.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Then label it with your name like he has this
one hidrack your breakfast sting, sweet child?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, thank you very much, man, my sweet sweet child?
Have you just joining us?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Just before seven o'clock, we were talking about the scam whistle,
which is something that I thought was unique to my
own family where I wrung my great auntie over the
last summer and to tell that I was popping in
I lost art by the way, and she blew a
scam whistle down the phone that she keeps by the
phone in case scammers rung her and want to try
and scamer out of money.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, we've had a couple of texts from people whose
grandparents or relatives also have scam whistles. Can I just
ask the question, so does that so if a scammer
called and then you got the whistle down the down
the phone line, would just would you? Is there science?
Is there evidence to prove that those scammers there never
call you back everything because they're like, well we can't
call that person again. We got whistled out. God damn it.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
She's gotta whistle.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I mean, don't you just pull the receiver away from
the phone At that point.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
We've been got she's got a whistle.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
I guess it just makes you feel like you can
give something back to the scammer, you know, because you
can't reach through the phone and stroddle them as much
as you'd like to.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I guess it's like an air punch.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh, definitely hurt my ears.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
My parents had a whistle by their phones, says a stick,
so it could still do.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
To be honest, well, look, if you're up for it,
could we call them and just tell them we're from
the bank and see if they scam whistle us.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think we'd have to be very explicit if we did. Hi,
it's Jerry from the bank here. I'm trying to scam you.
Could you give us your number, please, your bank number.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Bank number, give us your your password passwords.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
And then you get it maybe, and then we'll.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Give you ten grand I've gotta be honest. It's a
funny thing that happens in radio when we call up
winners to tell them they've won. Oh yeah, every now
and then they were like, nah, there's a scam.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
We'll get a scam whistle. Oh luckys, biggest health and
wellbeings all the rage these days. So we're jumping on
the bandwagon by creating a segment where we check in
and pretend we care about each other's health for at
least three and a half minutes. And something popped into
my feed yesterday, and it was a dude, a very healthy,

(28:29):
very Jesus like looking dude.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Actually, I'm looking at a picture of him now. Open
linen shirt. It's got one of those woundy little collars
that doesn't fold over, you know, the weird.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Little that's racist. That's a Chinese colock.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Know it. But this is quite clearly not a Chinese man.
It's a flex colored linen shirt. He has got the
long here yep, that's flowed backwards.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
He's put he's done an interesting dye job on the
here where there's a bit of gray in it. He's
got a brand color.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
To us hair, Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
He would have been blonde possibly once upon a He's
got a little bit of brown, a little bit of gray,
a little bit of blonde in there.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
He's got died. It's the dark. It's the color you die.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
You here when you want people not to think you've
died you here.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
That's exactly right. It's an expensive die je on that one,
which it's not straight all over rents.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Which at that point you know why brother, Yeah, But anyway,
this guy's got some tips.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, he certainly does. And I thought when I heard him,
I thought, you know what, this man, I would appreciate that. Okay,
Mania will appreciate what this guy's got to say.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
You know, it's illegal to look this good at sixty two.
What's your secret? Honestly, every man over forty should start
shalling fasting.

Speaker 11 (29:37):
I'm sixty two, leaner than I was at forty, and
I teach men over forty how to lose weight using
Shallon fasting.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Most guys think they need hours in the gym.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
No, wrong, The gym isn't your problem.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Eating at the wrong.

Speaker 12 (29:52):
Hours is if you don't know your fasting window, you'll
never burn fat.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
When I found mine, I dropped twelve pounds in.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
The first three weeks. We went down two inches.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Shallon monks mastered this centuries ago, and science confirms it.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
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Speaker 4 (30:08):
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Speaker 3 (30:13):
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Speaker 2 (30:14):
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Speaker 4 (30:19):
So there.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I mean, we've been doing about the big rabbit him
down for the last sort of nine months. There it is.
It's been in front of you the whole time. It's
this guy's got Shallon monks.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
They know the secret, the Shallon fasting secret. Now do
I have to grow my hair out and wear a
collarless shirt unbuzzened down to the nape.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That is possibly part of the problem, but you probably
will have to pay some money somewhere.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah. Well this is the thing because I could see
the countdown to the end of that piece of audio
and he hadn't got to the point of how to
find it. And when he was just like, and.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I'll send you a link.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yes, a bit a stack guy calls me and starts
talking about Shallon fast thing. I'm blood my whistle into
the the It takes that from cress On three four three. Funny,
I got the same video yesterday. I've put on two
key lessons.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I watch it Lucky, biggest lose.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Going back man. I you split your pants at the
gym back at the beginning of the year, I set
himself a target of getting under one hundred kg's by
the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah's first sex very easy. We've sort of more or
less stored over the last sort of month at but
it's been a missy missy time in my life. But
I did get a good month in there, and I
feel like I'm starting to see the dividends of that.
Last week at one o six point five we started.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I've been so bad at this.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
We were we were trying to get me to weigh
myself every single morning, which I am doing, and then
record it and then see what the lightest weight was
over the last week. But I've forgotten. I forgot to
do that last week, so we didn't know. Okay, so
I was one of six point five.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, one of six point five because I feel like
you've got to a one oh six point five. That's
that's the new normal.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
It's so lockdown.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, that's the new normal.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
But the week before that, I was one O five
point four on the Tuesday, but I had a confirmed
report of a one oh three point seven after a
bit of a yodel and a strong movement from being
overserved at a bao.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I mean you'd be happy with one oh three point
seven that is hit in.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
South And someone mentioned that it's like when you weigh
a truck with no but none of the fluids on board. See,
you drain all the fluids out of a piece of
equipment and then way it to make it seem light.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And I did that.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
But what I would say is, yes, that's true, but
I would say also, I must only be one hundred
and three points.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's right. The rest of it is made up of
hydraulic fluid and petrol.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
That's so diesel.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
So wherever we are now, can I just say as well,
we're about to go on the export Ultra Beer Garden
Tour of Texas.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Now. I'm not I'm not scientists, but I kind of
feel like over that time, what you're going to be
doing is drinking plenty of beer and eating a whole
lot of meat, barbecue, particularly barbecue meat, which in itself
just meet on its own fine as actually probably not
a massive weight game.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
But if there's one thing I would know about America
having never been there, is the food over there. There's
something in there that can definitely help you put on weight.
But I also think that throughout this whole thing, Like, yes,
I'm trying to lose a bit of weight. Why I'm
trying to do that is to make my life a
bit better, you know what I mean. There's no advantage
to carrying one hundred and twelve kilos around if you're
not playing footy, and so to that end, like, there's

(33:18):
no point in going over on a trip of a
lifetime and beating yourself up over it for the whole time.
So I'm putting a pause, moratorium, cease fire at ahui. Okay,
this is again like, this is the trip of a
lifetime stuff, and I'm not going to go over there
and be like, I'm sorry, I'm extu.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I'm on the atkins start.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
No, and you're heading to the South and the South
as a place of indulgence and the food. I know,
I totally agree.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
That's right, but I am aware that that's going to
make my task harder when I get home. We'll cross
that bridge when we get to it. The way in
this morning is drum roll please one at six point
five last week this morning one oh five point seven.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, okay, now good, it's good Saturday morning. Yep.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Being overserved before the cricket that we didn't think was
going to happen, and then it eventually did happen. One
oh four point four. Wow. Yeah, So I think moment,
no yodle, no movement, Okay, interesting, but I think I'm
I'm sort of yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I think one o five.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I think low one o fives is probably about where
I'm actually actually at and I do really feel like
it's going down at the moment. And what I've figured
out is I've been attacking the wrong end of the day.
So I'm trying to eat, you know, throughout the day whatever,
you know, cut back on how much a meeting, But
then I will gorge myself on dinner because I haven't
end enough. And my whole plan is just wake up

(34:38):
and pray that I'm lighter than the night before. But
what I actually need to do is go to bid lighter.
So then because I lose, I lose between a kilo
and a kilo and a half while I'm asleep sweat. Yeah,
and you breathe a lot of moisture out.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
As well, which is gross.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, it's so gross.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's where you apparently that's where you lose weight through
your mouth.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Yes, it is. Yeah, all the condensation, the weight I'm
is crying down my windows in the morning.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's so.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
But anyway, I've been attacking the wrong end of the
day and so I've started attacking the evening and I
feel like that's what's going to help me get down
a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Look, one O five point four is that's what did
you say? One up five point seven?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
One five point seven? No movement this morning?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
So you know, well that's really it. That's a one
O five point four then a movement adjusted one O five. Yeah,
I reckon you're going to be back to one ten
in two weeks time.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
That would be very interesting.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
That's is going to be very You should see how.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Much you can gain in the next two weeks. That
it would be fun. I'm going to the right class, absolutely,
especially with the barbecue sauce. Man, it's the saucers, and
then the things like pancakes for breakfast might kill me.
The biscuits with.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Gravy Jerry and mini the Hodkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
So there's been a rolling in the Broadcasting Standards Authority,
which is the authority do look after and make sure
and make sure that the no that broadcasting is held
to a particular standard across New Zealand, and I know
that S Matt Heath, formerly of the show, was always
trying to put together a dossier to have me taken

(36:15):
away from the state broadcaster from TV and Z for
crimes that I committed on seven Charp mainly seven o'clock
TV and Z one nightly show after the News Light Entertainment,
and I see a complainant Emme Kilkenny complained earlier in

(36:36):
the year that seven Charp breached the standard of good
taste and decency.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Well and in fact specifically because I've got the dossier
in front of me here the official this is all
publicly listed as well. The specific standard that was leaded
to have been breached was offensive and disturbing content.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's right, offensive and disturbing content at seven o'clock on
TV and Z one on and sharp. So it's a
really interesting document that they put together, the Broadcasting Sense Authority,
so they get the what happens is you complain first YEP,
and then that complaint then that's answered by the broadcast
by the broadcaster. So TVNZ then come back and say okay,

(37:15):
we agree or we disagree with your complaint. In this situation,
TVNZ disagreed with the complainant.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Can I read the summary of the complaint please? The
authority is not upheld a complaint that a seven Sharp
segment breached the offensive and disturbing content standard. The complainant
alleged co host Jeremy Wells, that is, you held a
cucumber in a way that could be and I quote
likened to a man holding an erect penis right. The

(37:42):
authority found any new windo on Well's behavior was low level. Well,
I think we can all agree it's mostly a low
level and would not have disproportionately offended or disturbed regular
Seven Sharp viewers. Noting the segment's lighthearted tone, The authority
noted adult supervision is expected during news and current affairs programs,
and such content did not require an audience advisory.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yes, so it goes through the broadcast and says, you know,
a seven Chop item included nine them about the drop
and vegetable prices in New Zealand and how due to
the virality of the cucumber salad recipes on TikTok, cucumbers
had increased in popularity.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh, we've been doing them at home.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, it's a bloody I do to actually big fan
of the cumber, and then it says seven charp presenters
Hillary Baron Jermy was interviewed a nutritionist to analyze claims
by TikTok content creators. After the interview, the segment cut
back to the presenters live in the studio. Three cucumbers
were on the table in front of them, and Wells
was holding two, okay. And then it goes through like

(38:38):
the play of what Hillary and I said, and there's
a transcript, and then it has the complainant and what
they said that I was holding it in a manner
that could be likened to a man holding an erect penis.
Then it comes through with the broadcaster's response, which is like,
we don't think that that was a problem. It's samed
to now in our audience. And then it's the standard

(38:59):
and the analysis.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
My favorite is.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Where it says, here are the relevant material, No, the
complaints specifically around how Well's positioned the cucumbers, okay, and
the innuendo associated with the act. We note that Wells
held the two cucumbers for much of the relevant period
and did not overly mimic having an erect penis, as
stated by TVNZ.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
In their response, did not overly mimic.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I think what the complainant didn't realize is that I
did have an erect penis underneath my pants.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
The Hiderarchy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Famous George's and Michael from Walley,
who first job was in a two dollars shop, took
away the prize, So today we reset to fifty dollars
to give away jackpots fifty bucks every day. We don't
ever want to and since on this day in nineteen
fifty nine, the fast side of the moon was photographed
for the first time ever. Today's Mastermind topic is.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Moon's Henry joins us from Wanaka. Morning, Henry, Do you
work in logistics? Henry?

Speaker 13 (40:12):
Something like that?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
How do you feel about cheese?

Speaker 13 (40:16):
Not a big fan?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
What is it about cheese that you don't like?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (40:21):
It's the taste, texture, it's the smell.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Now now does this extend to all of you?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Is there a chance you just haven't found the right cheese, like,
for example, a soft.

Speaker 13 (40:29):
Bree No, not a fan of bree mate.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
What about a hard sort of sharper sort of cheese.

Speaker 13 (40:37):
On a good day of parmesan? But no, that's about it.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Have you tried a musdam?

Speaker 13 (40:43):
I have, yes, not a fan.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Will you take cheese out of an item if you've
purchased it?

Speaker 13 (40:49):
No, but I'll ask for no cheese on it.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Where do you sit on the cheesdale cheese that's in
a wrapper? That's not really cheese?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Plastic cheese?

Speaker 13 (41:00):
Now, well it's not really cheese?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Is a What about goat cheese.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
On the right daylight?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
How is where do you sit on sneakma?

Speaker 13 (41:13):
I'm tree high on the steps from American?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah? I think that's enough. That's enough from Henry. Let's
get into the Mastermind. Forty five seconds, five questions. You've
got to get three correct to win. You can pass
at any time, Henry. If you're going to pass past quickly,
of course we stuff it up.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
You win, sure thing.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Today's topic moonss Question one? Which planet in our solar system?
Henry has the most non moons.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Past?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
What name is given to a high proof liquor traditionally
made or distributed illegally moonshine? Correct? How many countries have
successfully landed a craft on the moon?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Three?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
No, Which band had the nineteen seventy nine hit walking
on the Moon. What is the act of displaying one's
bare buttocks more commonly known as mooning? Correct? Which planet
in our solar system has the most known moons?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Bi?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Curious?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
No, Saturn? Saturn. It's the rings, you see. I got
all the moons and the rings there.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Five countries have landed successfully a craft on the moon.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Henry, Soviet Union, the States, China, India, and Japan. I
don't know about Japan.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Nobody's mentioned anything about the fact that the topic was moons.
Henry doesn't like cheese.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
The moon moon looks like cheese is made of cheese.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Bad luck, you know, bad luck?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
The thanks Henry police had the hit walking on the Moon.
And yeah, you've got morning. You think you can do
better than Henry. Make sure you give us a call tomorrow.
Oh No, eight hundred, hadaky, We will have one hundred
dollars up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Henry's first. That's the first person I've ever met that
doesn't like any type of cheese at all.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Don't trust him, really, nah, I trust Henry's not a fan.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Henry oh Rough it seemed like a lovely individual.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Jerry and Minnie the Hdiarchy Breakfast lame.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Claims to fame. This is where you can give us
a call eight hundred haadache or send us a text
three four eight three. Tell us what your lame claim
to fame, as everybody's got one.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of like things like this. My
Auntie used to live next to Ben Blair and Richie
McCaughan Rickett in two thousand and one to two thousand
and three. I would piss them weekly, kicking balls into
their garage. There's a lot of people who lived next door.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, which I like. I like a like fame adjacent situation.
I mean this is slightly fame adjacent too. My sister
had Mark Todd's underwear rubbed in her face, and she said,
used underwear, all his.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
They were used, because if they weren't used, then they're
not Mark Todd's underwear.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
You know, it's just underwear.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
It's just underwear.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I want to know more about that, but I also don't.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, lest you draw the ir of the bsa once more.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Jerry, Obviously Mark Todd wasn't the person who was rubbing
the underwear and this face is that obvious. He's not
an underwear rubbing in your face type of guy. I've
met him a number of times, Mark.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Todd, and never once rubbed his underwear in your face.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Certainly never suggested it, although to be fair, I wouldn't
have minded if he did, and then I would have
been able to say to you, you know what, once
Mark Todd rubbed underwear in my face. I mean it's
I don't think it's even a lame claim to fame.
I think it's quite a great claim.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
We've got Cooper on the lone morning, Cooper, what's your
lame claim to fame?

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Well, guys, my lame claim famous. I did some work
for Liam Lawson's uncle recently.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Wow, now now what what what kind of trade here
in there?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Cooper say again?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Electrician sparking?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And how did you know it was Liam Lawson's uncle.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Well, on our little app that we us, it was
like Carl Lawson and then so we're like, oh shit,
that sounds familiar. And we went to his house and
then there was Lean Lawson karting on his wall and
he actually said to my tradesman that, oh I'm Lean
Wilson's uncle.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, what I.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Guess you'd be. You'd be very proud if that was
your nephew.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Anyone else you come across in your your sparky career.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
I think we did some work for Elsa Carlton and
he was a little while back. I don't know if
I got the name right. Probably stuffed it up.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
No, no, no, that's right.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, good stuff, Kob, thanks very much for the tool
Matte Cooper text through on three four eight three. Lachland
forsythe former TV and Z and news reporter, sorry, former
TV and news reporter, once rescued me from a bleak
situation at Mermaids and Wellington. It made watching Breakfast a
different experience from that moment forward.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I wonder what that was a weak situation. I wonder
if that were if he'd taken to the tank.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
He might have taken to the tank.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Sometimes you will get people after a couple of being overserved.
You get people that will take to the tank. Yeah,
what about this one. I once spilt my beer all
over Russell Crowe in the Funga Parur hotel, which his
parents owned in the early to mid nineties. He had
just done Romper Stomper and thought he was the shizzle.
All the girls were getting squishy around him. I thought

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he was a bit of.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
A deck Okay, well, I mean you would because no
one was paying you any attentions.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Spilled a beer over him.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Our family won a charity competition and Steve Hansen came
around and manned the barbecue for all our friends and
family when I was about.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Ten years old.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Whenever I see those kinds of competitions, I always try
and picture how that plays out. So Steve Hanson shows
up and then gets on the barbecue, what you'll just
sit around?

Speaker 10 (46:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
You imagine him just mumbling away.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Yeah, so oh yeah, so that was a twenty little
when you got a team like that.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
My lame claim to fame speaking of this is Steve
Henson adjacent was that. I once asked Graham Henry for
a photo on the way Hiki Fiery, and he looked
at me with his terrifying principle like steer and gave
me a hard no hard No. I stood there shock
like an idiot until he said, yeah, no, just kidding.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Around Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast, talking.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
About your lame claims to fame? Three four it three
or oh eight hundred headache and give us a call
and tell us what they are.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
And as always, a million ones around matthew Ridge have
come through this one. I feel comfortable reading. Matthew Ridge
once held a lift for me. I said, all good,
I'll take the stairs, before realizing I came across as
a deck. I don't think he came across as a
deck at all. He did go out of his way
to help hold the door for you. I once took
Carl Uban's coffee from a cafe and herne bay because

(47:55):
I didn't realize he'd ordered before me.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
I like that, So what they he'd ordered something?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, this person went up and picked up the order
and as they walked out and realized, oh, that was
actually Carl's.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Okay, that's interesting. I thought the person who would have
giving the coffee in that situation would say, no, that's
for someone else. You'd know, wouldn't you. Don't you write
the name on the bottom of the coffee. I sat
behind Frano Botica at a pub when the AB's lost
the twenty nineteen Rugby World Cup semi final.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I had a fronto taket wouldn't have been good. We
got trody on the line, Good morning, Trudy, what's your
lame claim to fame?

Speaker 8 (48:30):
A two years ago, we were on a conference in
Bangkok and we went to a shopping mall to do
some shopping, and Simon Dello was in c for the
night or for the whole conference, and all the girls
decided to go in and get a cocktail. And there
was a little bit of a way, and of course
I had shopped, so I had shopping bags of shopping,

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and I sort.

Speaker 13 (48:54):
Of looked around.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
My husband was getting drunk on it a little bit
further away from me, and so I turned around and
I said, oh, Simon, can you just mind my shopping
while I can't get a cocktail? And he said, yeah, sure,
don't mind truly, it's no worries. So went and was
waiting for my cocktail and it took like about half
an hour and he had to go, so he organized
for someone else to look after my shopping while I

(49:16):
was sitting my cocktail, and then he came and he said, look,
I'm really sorry I've got to go, but Tony's looking
after your shopping. Is that okay? So essentially he was
my bitch.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
Thanks for a good fair, I guess a few more
ticks here out of beer was and zen brookn a
pub in Twickenham in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
My parents were friends with the original hierarchy. Good guys,
fresh off the boat.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh really, there's a top rider. Yeah, top of the
door of nineteen sixties nineteen seventies. I was at a
cafe and valley sitting outside, just finished my breakfast. Very
popular cafes, so not many seats. Cam roy guard pulls
up a seat at the table next to me was
the only table left because the seat was wet, so
I see, hey, bro, here you go and gave him
my leftover napkins to wipe the seat. He was really

(50:04):
appreciative and very polite. A great New Zealander. Great lame
claim to fame.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Another one here, McLean Park, late nineties. Trying to get
Nathan Nasdall's autograph as a twelve year old kid, leaned
on the hoarding a bit too much, knocked it onto
his foot.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
He screamed out and grabbed the foot, hopping around and
holding it.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Wow. When I was ten, my drama teacher's cousin was
Tim Morrison.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
There to give you a few jobs in't there?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
My drama cousin.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I've bet every lesson started with so you know my
cousin and I. You may have heard of him, Tim
word of Morrison. Another one here, I threw Michael Phelps
out of a casino for being underage prior to becoming
the most decorated of Londian in history. That's from Dion.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I was on the same school bus as Lord's younger sister,
but not Lord.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Three for eight for it. There's still this as a
well as you've seen beforeman, I that just does not
does not have a bottom. We'll never find the end
of this.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
Jerry and Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the Night,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
The lame claims to fame keep rolling in three four
eight three eight hundred Hadachi.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
I was at a cafe and christ Church when the
Briscoes lady walked in and sat at a table ten
seats away from me. Wow, everyone would have known totally
christ Church.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
What are they? That's the thing, because of course the work.
Well yeah, but I don't think she's you know, she
doesn't look like the Briscoes lady when you see.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It, Well, what does she wear?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Otherwise?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Does she have normal here, very short gray hair.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh okay, and then she puts it puts the Briscoes lady.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I thought she just rocked the work full time.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Feel like I'm going to get in trouble for saying that.
Every time I say that, I felt I feel bad
because she's Tammy's lovely. Yeah, Tammy Wells, she's my surname.
She's she's lovely, a lovely, lovely woman, and I feel
like that the work secret. I don't know I was
I feel about that.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
I was wondering if perhaps maybe she was wearing the
worgan the ads and then she would rock a different
work down to the bar and christ its maybe an
afro just to stay down low, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
One of those one of those ginger ones with the
Scottish hat.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
As a couple were in here around you, Jeremy. I talked
nineteen eighties cricket with Jeremy Wells at my cousin's son's
birthday party.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
You had about probably fifty five thousand other people.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Yep. And how about this one? This could have only
been one person. Jeremy Wells made love to me while
wearing a cricket helmet with a camera strapped.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Oh wow, that person. I always wondered what happened to
her because that was an episode of Havoc Luxury Suites
and Conference Facilities I think it was, and maybe early
two thousands where we did our prostitution special and I
drew the short straw there of having to actually make
love to the prostitute as part of the special. Yeah, well,
the old have I watched on in the live eye.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Not an indictment of the of the the girl herself.
It was more just the fact that you had to
do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally texts through on three
four through lame claims to fame. I went into a
dealership and Hamilton and the dealer was Ben Lummas.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Is he really? He's selling cars? Is he?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I'd love to buy a car beIN Lewis. I know
I know a woman who's you know her too? Her
lame claim to famers she shaved the fake cornrods into
Ben Lammas's head on New Zealand idol. Really remember he
used to have the corn roads shaped into his head?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Fake?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yes, well they were just shaped it right. And her
lame claim to famous she was the one who shared
the fake cornrows.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I once had a bodysurfing session at a sink clear
beach with Daniel Loader.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Oh he would have gone hard, great guy.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Apparently he wasn't supposed to be there film training reasons.
I imagine he'd be a very very good body surf
danniel I heard a powerful stroke.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Might else win the wave. But the only issue for
Daniel Loader more lame, claims Lord and Cora was the
guitar teacher at my school, Souka twenty ten. Powerful. I
once saw jerm when I was walking down Ponsby Road.
He doesn't like a gibbus, so I didn't stop to say.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Hime, oh, come on, ste that's a bit rough. I
started the four More Years chant Out Australi versus New
Zealand Semi Eden Park twenty eleven. It went around the
entire stadium in three minutes. My mates all witnessed it.
They'll back me up. That's good. That's not lame, that's
bloody impressive.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
That's what that is the victim of being too good.
All right, some of these are so long, we're going
to we need time to go through them, just to
make sure you're not walking us into a trap.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yeah, Jerry and midnight the hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
So I just witnessed something amazing as I went to
the toilet. Before I went to the toilet, actually I
witnessed something absolutely amazing. So long time listeners to the
show will know that there's some new security measures around
the building nowadays. We had a bit of boomer tea
that was going on. We've had to download an app
on the phone, and can I just say I downloaded

(54:47):
it very successfully yep, And I am now of entering
and exiting the building very successfully with these.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Does any radio station know more about the toilet that? Yes,
the announce how.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Do you know I'm going to talk about that? So then,
so what happened is I just been to the toilet.
You got to take your phone with you because now
to get into our toilet you need a security swiper.
You didn't used to have to do that. Anybody could
use the toilet, and everybody did use this. Oh god,
they work people from across the road, bus drivers who
were taking a break from their bus round because the

(55:22):
Link bus goes past.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
There's also a common meetup spot for certain dating apps
as well.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
For a period there, I know all about that. Yes,
that was something that was happening, I think from what
was going on across the road at Lizmel.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I remember seeing four shoes facing the same direction in
one of the cubicles at one point.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yep, facing the same direction.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Interesting. Just before I went to the toilet, got my
app I was. I was about to into the toilet,
but someone else was about to go on about sort
of six seven meters in front of me, and I
assumed that must be a person from inside the building,
not a person i'd seen before. They got to the
front of the door, and they looked, they pushed it,

(56:04):
didn't open, access tonied, access denied, They looked, realized that
there's now a security They turned around and then walked away.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Oh you didn't let them in for one last well
too far in front of me, to be honest, just
for old time's sake going into there.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
But so I witnessed the first turnaround, Yeah right, the
first security turnerund that person who's been using that toilet
for some time. The way that they walked up to
the door.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Yeah, confident bounced off it. What I will say is
I've also got an update on that bathroom and the
cleanliness and the smell in there had definitely improved markedly
since we put the new security measures in place. Someone
has gone number ones all over the toilet seat in
cubicle one, though, which is disappointing because we didn't think
that was one of us, but evidently it is, and

(56:46):
that person could probably stand to drink a bit more
water as well.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Oh really yeah, okay, yeah, So we'll keep you updated
on what's going on, whether you want us to or
in the toilets. But I'm just wondering whether every single
we need to get some kind of bowl and maybe
set up shop out there in the foyer, and every
person who comes up and then tries to get in
the toilet and then walks away, we've got a shame
bell and we just a shame shame as they walk away.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
I do have a question, Jerry, if you did swipe
someone else into the bathrooms, and let's say you swiped
the card reader for the women's bathroom, I wonder if
any alert would come up that Jeremy Wells was entering
the women's bathroom.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Probably not, but a few did it. I reckon the word.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Jerry, and might for the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Over the weekend was down the mountain.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
We did the commentary for the cricket and then after
that we watched the rugby where the All Blacks retain
the Blizzlow Cup but did not win the Rugby Championship,
but who cares? And as I was watching the ACC's
coverage of it, a reference to Patrick Typlot or his
ACC nickname Toplore Arvin came up and it made me think,

(57:58):
where is law Evan Charlton?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Uh, yeah, so tweeper law Evan Charlton was a one
news reporter.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Yeah, that's right, and he loomed large over what I
presumed the early two thousands and tens, and I feel
like he, you know, his sign off. I don't think
journalists pride themselves on their sign offs the way that
they once did, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, he had a great sign off. It was actually
there was an era and Tuoper law Evan Charlton was
part of that great era. There was also John Stewart
who had a great sign off as well. In fact,
I once spoke to Ristam Peace. John Stewart died a
couple of years ago, Great New Zealander. He told me
that when he first started at broadcasting school. The person

(58:44):
who was teaching him said, forget about what you're say
in the story. It doesn't matter as long as you
sign it off strong. Yeah, it sounds good because you
could have just made up a whole lot of crap.
As long as you go, John Stewart won news at
the end. Immediately you've got authority.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Because I don't remember a single story that to aplore,
even childon, but I remember him clearly. I think newsreaders
had a thing for that as well. On radio, Joe
Gilfillan was one that used to loom large. Mary Jane Tamasi, Yes,
you've never done.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I've never had a sign off. I've never had to
do a sign of.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
It's kind of like a signature, you know. It's your
way of imprinting yourself on the on the story.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah. Well toop law Evan, Charlton's was an interesting one.
I think we've got some so we've got some audio
of it.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Even Charlton when New Syd.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
He really holds the awe in it.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah he does. It's like he's been he's announcing himself
for a boxing match.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
So where is he? Well, there's not on one News anymore.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
This is what I wanted to know, like where do
a journalists go when they're no longer journalists? Because every
night for it seemed like a decade of my life.
He was a big part of it. And again, like
I said, I can't remember a single story he did,
but I remember him very vividly because of the incredible
sign off and again an art film that I think
is lost.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I wonder whether he you as well, how famous hiss
like aw part of the tweeper law was, and whether
he kind of was holding up for longer and longer
over time text it on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Three through Mauritia or Meadow Periers sign off was great too.
Do you remember?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yes? I do, I do remember Mauricio.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Yeah, you don't forget that kind of stuff. And so
I don't know where is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Did you know? Do you know I have met two
law Evan Charlton a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
How did he introduce himself to you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Well? I actually met him as even Charlton?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Sorry? What right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I reckon? Maybe should we try and track it? I
reckon I might be able to track him down. There
are some questions I'd like to ask, I mean, is
he still is he's still reporting? Is he still doing
the sign off.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Where is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Where is he?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I reckon, I've got friends in the t VNS newsroom,
I believe it or not. So I reckon, how long
have we got here? Four minutes? Four minutes? Okay, four minutes.
I'll see if we can track down a number for
toy Po Law Evan Chilter one news. We're in the
world is to see what he's up to. So we're

(01:01:08):
still doing the sign off. See whether it's still a
journalist somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
All right? I have in my hand here I have
a number. Yes, I reached out to some of my
friends at the TVNZ newsroom. This is a number for
toy p Law Evan Charlton. Yes, potentially, I don't know.
We don't know if you've just joined us.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
He came up in conversation the other day and I
was like, where in the world is toop law? Even
childon home of one of the great sign offs all time,
Evan Charlton, One new Sudn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
That is a great sign off? What's he doing?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
What is he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Where is he?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
See if we can find out? Okay, should we call
the number? Might be just somewheredom. I don't know about
this number something. This is not going to potentially work,
but we'll just see what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Trailer. Where's Jessica much mackay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
These days?

Speaker 13 (01:02:03):
Do we pulla Evan Charlton?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
There's your number, there's your number, Towey Pa Law, Evan Charlton,
how are you? Firstly?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Good?

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
Thanks brother. I've very well been living the dream in
Australia for the last or since two thousand and seven,
so things are going well. But still love following the
all blacks brother.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
So so first of all, Height Mina, do you go
by to Applaw or Evan?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Should I call you?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Evan?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Up to you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Guys, I'm going to call you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
I'm going to call you to the Law. So you've
been over there since two thousand and seven? And are
you still working as a as a reporter over there?

Speaker 13 (01:02:45):
Not as a reporter. So when I first came, I
freelanced out of the TVNZ bureau at the ABC and
then I went to SBA Special Broadcast. So it's one
of the five main channels in Australia. It's a state
owned channel set up for Mike communities and I was
lucky At the time, a lot of key Wes were
running the joint, so I got my foot in the door.

(01:03:07):
I've been there ever since. Did a little stint on
SBS's Indigenous Channel and ITV so got to go out
bush and learn a lot about the indigenous people of Australia.
Now I'm back in the newsroom, chief of staff, behind
the scenes helping out all the young journals management.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Impressive. Now a question I have been asked so many
times myself, and I'd like not to have answered actually
by you. When you do your sign off, you clearly
know that there's a bit of vowel work that goes
towards the end of your first name. Do you purposely
hold the ore at the end? Just for effect?

Speaker 13 (01:03:49):
Yeah, just for a little bit of theater, you know,
a little bit of showed this, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
One use we were saying we reckon the sign off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
As a lost artist.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
We think that the reporters these days, they don't spect
to sign off and they don't have as powerful as
sign of Is it something you thought about when you
and when you were with one News?

Speaker 13 (01:04:07):
I know, I just think it had a bit of
a rhythm. I was trying to get a rhythm, and
then it kind of grew, and then people started commenting
on it and you know, being a little bit of
a show off, you know what I mean. I keep
playing on it a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
For me, it was one of the great sign offs.
There's a number of them. But it also worked very,
very well in contrast to say, John Stewart One News
which is very bom brief, hard heading, right in your face,
and your one was a little bit more sing songing,
a little bit softer in a sense.

Speaker 13 (01:04:37):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I missed that guy, John Stewart,
what a what a great character he was. I missed
all that old crew at teeving ZID. You know, it's interesting,
you'll know, Jeremy. Over the last two decades, the style,
the personality seems to have left the New Zealand media landscape.
And just watching I watch a lot of YouTube, watch

(01:04:58):
a lot of you know, stuff on you know, Staff
and tvn Z and I just a lot of the
personalities and the characters have gone. But like in The Breakers,
you know, in the old days and the Breakers we
had Pero Cameron, Dylan Boucher. All the characters have gone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Yeah, am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
And thinking two blaws.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
That's a title, right, that's not your first name.

Speaker 13 (01:05:21):
That right, it's a chiefly or the Thai title from
some more.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah, well, I feel like, first of all, thank you
very much for answering your fine this morning. We on
this show, we get our listeners sending like intro starters
to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
At the top of every.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Hour, we play a little thing that's like, oh, you're
listening to Jerry and I are on the Hidarky Breakfast,
and the listeners send them and we would love it
if we could get you're listening to the Hierarchy Breakfast
or toweypol or Evan Sheldon Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 13 (01:05:52):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
That would be amazing if it's possible.

Speaker 13 (01:05:56):
Okay, which one would you prefer? The two Polo and
then the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Tweet Polaw I mean not wanting to put words in
your mouth. I feel weird signing off your name for you,
but twee po law Evan Charlton, the Hidache Breakfast would
be amazing if possible.

Speaker 13 (01:06:11):
All right, stand by boys, there we go, twee Pola
Evan Charlton, the hold af you breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
So good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I thanks so much lovely to check tooper Law even
Charlaton brilliant.

Speaker 13 (01:06:24):
Thanks boys and great work with everyonn Clock last week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Jeremy, Oh, thank you, thanks for that. He's a lovely man.
What a lovely man he is, all right, see your
best of luck with everything. Yeah, what a great guy
that's tweet, Pa law Evan Charlton.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
And what a powerful intro for the show now we
found out we've restored a bit of money to the show,
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
And vestigative journalism is alive and well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Yeah, and this TEXTA wants to know is Jessic and
much Mackay these days.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Thanks very much for listening to the Hidache Breekfast. We'll
see you tomorrow from Sex.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
The Hodaky Breakfast.

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