📻Rural Round Up - The Radio Show

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hod Achy Breakfast. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Julie Lyle filling in for Jerry and Mania on the
Racky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, you better believe it, as Ben Hurley and Toni
Isle filling in for the Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry, ma and Iah.
They're away in the United States of America. We're not.
We're earth band hit boundary here in New Zealand, being
hurleyan I mean, where else would you rather be?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, definitely not there, because I've got word that they
landed and immediately have been sent to a prison in
our Salvador. So yeah, that's yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is it just Maniah or is that everyone?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think it's everyone. How did you get that word? Oh?
Look on the dark web?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, there spent a lot of time in the dark Web.
You've talked that about that.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
To me, I always wondered how you do it right?
And you just type in dark web into into Google.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well incognito mode, as you well know, Ben, when you
do type that, the whole screen goes dark, and so
I always assumed that was the dark web when you
went on incognito.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
More, you find all the information about them in our
Salvador on there.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So just yeah, you have a look and check online,
and you know what, We're not gonna let the show
go to wayte father away. We're gonna keep it piping hot.
We're going to make sure that it's still wrong as
people know and love it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Correct, correct. Yes, we will do all your all the
all the classics, certain mind.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
All the other people are here, ruders here, Zoe's here,
all the people you know and love, including me and
being Hurley. What's not to like? We've got history yesterday, today, tomorrow,
Timuru coming up as well. Before we get into that,
I don't play some.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Good Morning Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Tony Lyland, Being Hurley with you eight past six, and
we are trying to fill the show up as much
as we possibly can Being Hurly obviously make it an
exciting and vigorating and enthralling show. Have you got any
sweet ideas what we should do today?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Well? Do you know what? I woke up this morning?
It's Thursday morning, I believe, and I woke up this
morning and I thought, I wonder, I wonder what state
the Brisbane Broncos and the Melbourne Stormer in right now
because they played their final game on Sunday night our
time and went straight into a mad Monday type celebration.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Can I just define that, Ben? Do you mean what
state there in? What state of Australia? Literally both?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, the Broncos at the stage, probably they're split up.
I imagine there's subgroups that have gone to different states.
There might be some in Victoria, probably some in North Queensland.
They're probably just split out into different roaming parties where
they're just trawling over Australia and pillaging, doing whatever they
can around the place and causing a real stir.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Do the Melbourne Storm go back to Melbourne or not?
Because no rugby league players actually from Melbourne? Do you
know what I mean? Did they just stay in Sydney
because that's where the Grand Final was? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'd said they would have booked up some sort of
private hotel maybe at the Northern Beaches. They're probably sitting
up there, probably still just ascondered behind closed doors, just
reallyking havoc.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's a good timm a year to do, it, isn't it?
Because there's nothing worse that when you hungover you've had
a big couple of nights whatever than waking up in
its forty degrees So in Sydney right now, be a
beautiful temperature. In the morning, it'll be late teens in
the morning, you know, maybe getting into the high twenties
throughout the day. It's just just kind of perfect because

(03:21):
there's nothing worse, you know, at a boiling New Zealand
summer when you wake up hungover and you're in a tent. Yeah,
you're right.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'd say late teens would be what they're seeking. A
lot of those players there'd be really out there trying
to you know, they've had work all season, they've really
been putting in a lot of energy towards the campaign
and so now they get a chance to blow off
that steam. So i'd say with the late teams, with
the late teens, I think that's totally fine. You know,
they've probably you know, behave very well over the season.

(03:50):
I think Reecee Walsh to go back to the Broncos.
I don't think he had a beer all season long, No,
and that means I mean he's hyper fit, quads of
an absolute godzilla. I would say one or two beverages
and he must have been a liability.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, I think he is constantly a liability, but
then he pulls out one of the greatest performances in
a Grand Final. How irritating.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
He has grown on me like nothing else. When he
came to the Warriors, of course, I was like, oh,
who's this young bucket? I really thought he was obviously brilliant,
And then I guess that maybe it's a bit on
New Zealander vibe from very Australian. The crassness, the arrogance.
It obviously rubs you a bit the wrong way, but
just the performances and in anything, his vibe and being

(04:33):
a bit arrogant, I'm like, you know what something about
this kid?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Do you know what he does Tony? He keeps just
talking on the field. What he does his talking on.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
The field, does on social media, and he does a
lot of talk on social media. And I love a
guy who embraces the criticism, drinks out of the toilet
bowl literally on stage, getting the Clive Churchill Medal and
saying plumber out and sculling out of atten hornet bowl.
I mean, they take a special type of character and
you've got to be on board with that.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well, look, we can all take solace in the fact
that he may be very talented and very confident, but
he's probably starting to feel it today, you know, after
three days of party.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
This is the folly of youth. I think when I
was that age, you probably could go back to back
to back to back to back to back and still
feel all right. We're If I did that now, I
think I would literally die.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I would literally die.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
How many days do you think you could go on
a bender in reality, in actuality? You know, all bravado aside.
Do you think you've got four days on you now?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I've got two and then a week of recovery.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, and each each day pushes that out by another week.
So if you did do three, it would be a
three week recovery window.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think that's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
The History of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow Tima.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Will Yes, that's right. The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
TIMU is brought to you by Sir Anthony Hopkins. On
this day in nineteen sixty seven, it was the first
day of ten o'clock closing in pubs in New Zealand.
It was the end of the six o'clock swell needs
to call it it was brought in as a temporary

(06:11):
wartime efficiency measure in nineteen seventeen, and it took fifty
years to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That first day must have been chaos.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
So you finished work at five, which was pretty standard
back the end, and it was chaos every night at
the pub to get in as many points as you
can in one hour.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
And then go home to your family and again wreak
chaos as you storm in the door demanding a meal
be put in front of you.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah. A national referendum was held just in sixty four
percent of voters supported a move to later closing the
extra hours of sale, to be decided according according to
local condition.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
The thing that I didn't know because I've heard of
the six o' clock swell before, where everyone goes between
five and sex and gets as many down as possible.
There was a fifteen minute supping up time, so obviously
that was the time whenever gets as many as they
possibly can on the table and suck up in quotation marks.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
And that's when the chaos stars. KK. We've all been
at that sort of function where the table is loaded
with miscellaneous bears, maybe the end of a bar tab,
and everyone gets two or three.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, well, when I first moved to London and they
do the eleven o'clock closing. Then in the early two
thousands they still had the eleven o clock closing, and
it was utter carnage on the street, say twenty past eleven,
because everyone had just smashed as many pints as they
could in that last hour.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then you've got the you got to get the
tube as well in that situation, so everyone's sprinting to
the tube and they can barely move.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
That's right, and then people are sick in their own handbags.
In nineteen sixty seven, Peter Petherrick takes our hat trick
on debut for New Zealand against Pakistan. Was the first
ever hantdrick for New Zealand and Test cricket. The first
of the three was Jarvid me and Dad Pakistan legend.
Pethrick was thirty four years old in his first match.

(07:58):
Still hope for your ton.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
So there really is. I love that fact that he
was thirty four years old making his debut in Jess regret.
Admittedly I'm two years older than that, but maybe if
I start playing crickets to pick up a cooker bar,
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I've seen you play cricket.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, I don't think the national side isn't any.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Laskans.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I love your go to good cricketer as Lambskins.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I mean six sex is in a know what
walking he ass for.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
In nineteen eighty nine, Penthouse magazine in Hebrew hits the
stands in Israel.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh love it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
The Hebrew Penthouse edition reportedly did not succeed and was
discontinued after a few years. The precise causes of the
failure are not well documented.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I mean I can probably take a stare about it.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yes, born on this day in nineteen forty John Lennard,
imagine people, it's right, and fifty years later murdered outside
his New York homb.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Forty years later. He was forty when he was murdered.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Forty years all right, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So he had that big storming beard, you know, the
famous John Lennon Look where and he was only about
twenty eight or something. And when that stated of.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
His life, yeah, in the sort of line beard with
your missus.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Good beard for a twenty eight year old. Say what
you will about John Lennon. You can grow as good beard,
do people?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Often disparage John Lennon and boil it down to he
had a good beard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Really, you know, he's much maligned.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I thought, as Sharon Osborne is seventy three today, wife
of Ozzie Osborne, television personality, music manager and author, and
you recently lost her husband, So widow.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I thought you were going to say, a fan of
regional work on the face loves.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
A better work on the face.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeh, work on the face.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh yeah, looks like she's been stung by a lot
of bees.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, but I mean you got to do it. You
got to do in that line, in that industry. You
got to look younger than you are. She si there
looked seventy three. So shout out Sharon Osborne.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
That is the history of Yes Today tomorrow for Thursday,
the ninth of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I go start practicing with a with a credit ball, and.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
So jury in the night, they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And we do want to make sure the show is
nice and full full I think the word is. And
so we've been putting some ideas to paper being some
of these I don't think we should even say out loud, because,
to be honest, I sent them through as a joke
and I can't believe Ruda you put them into the
list legitimately.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Do you mean like read Badge redemption?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Is that you want.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Read Badge redemption? Obviously you go to a sporting game,
Read Badge. They're out there, they're looking disinterested and fair enough.
I mean, I'm not sure what these guys are getting
paid to stand in the rain. But let's say someone
jumps the you know, the hoarding right the credit game
sidesteps the Red bad security guard makes him look like
a fall. I would love for security guard to call
an a one hundred hodaki and give us a story

(10:58):
and have the chance of a d themselves by saying
this is why I couldn't keep up with him. You
know I was getting bad comms. I didn't know they
were on the field. We want to hear security guard
stories via Red Badge Redemption.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Oh no, I quite like that. I mean, as a
Red Badge person, how much are you looking forward to
just nailing somebody mid pitch? Yeah, it's some sort of invader.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I saw a doozy at Eden Park.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Ben.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You and I both worked for New Zealand Cricket as
the ground announcer. So the MC, I should say, and
you get up close and personal to a lot of
the streakers. And I saw a man run into the
field and the look on the red badge eyes when
they jumped the hoarding and sprinted after them. They gang
tackled him, one high, one low, and another guy ran over.
I realized he had missed the actual tackle and the

(11:40):
streaker he was wearing sunglasses they had come off in
the brew haha. He realized he wasn't going to make
a physical assault of this guy, so he just stomped
his glasses. I really like that. At the time of
he was like, ah, I can't get into the ruckus,
So what about this if I stand on your glasses?
And it's those sort of stories I'd love to hear.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I mean, that's bad behavior from red bads there.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I literally told him at the time. I said, hey man,
that's uncol dude. And he didn't care for it. He
didn't care for me critiquing his sunglass stomp.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Now, Tony, last time you and Ben Field and for
Jerium and I you put New Zealand's hottest cousin and
you want to try and run that again.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, I've been campaigning for New Zealand's HoTT cousin across
various media platforms. For years, I worked at a TV
show called The Project. Anytime there was a lull, there
was a gap in the show, I would say, it's fine,
New Zealand's Hottest cousin. And often people said, I don't
want to do that. Jesse Mulligan was a big naysayer
of New Zealand's Hottest cousin. Mulligan hated it. Yeah, she actually,

(12:38):
you know, would call hr sometimes because I bring it
up so many times, and I think maybe you guys
are potentially more like minded.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Is it because they it triggered something in them because
they have a hot cousin that they maybe you know,
looked at sideways occasionally.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And I think that makes total sense. Like we've all
seen a hot cousin. Everyone's got a cousin that you're
thinking to yourself, Oh, it'd be nice to see them
at the family Do.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
My cousin Tristan next year, who's a listener to the
show and might be driving to work right now. As
a younger man, he looked very much like Ben Affleck.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Wow, incredible stuff, very much.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
We want to see he looks like an old man
like me, but he definitely, once upon a time very hot.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think this has got legs. I'm leaning more towards
New Zealand's hottest cousin as the thing we should do
on the show. We want to find the hottest cousin
in New Zealand. You've got to nominate your cousin, and
then maybe there's some sort of prise.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
You have to nominate your own cousin.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
You can't ring up and say I'm the hot cousin
because that's.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Our right now, or someone else's cousin, because it's just
everyone is a cousin.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's right, This is true. Yeah, anyway, anyway, your slice it,
I'll accept all comers. When it comes to hot count.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
What's this in the list? Peaked too soon?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, I would like to find the person in New
Zealand who's peaks too soon. So the person who has
had the biggest drop in their life, so was very
high at some aspect, potentially at high school and there
now maybe they're really wallowing in the trial of life.
And we can measure those peaks and troughs between the
high and the low, what they were and what they
are now, and see who's got the biggest discrepancy.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Now we all grow up, you know, in regional New Zealand.
I reckon that sort of person is rife throughout rural
and regional New Zealand. Is the person who peaked at
high school. Maybe they're kept in the first fifteen or whatever, yes,
but never left that town.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I think that the captain of the first fifteen
to local scumbag and in regional New Zealand. I think
that's that's a rich through line and I think we
can really lead into TC.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
We could probably definitely find someone there and New Zealand's
cheapest point this idea like that.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
That that's what it is. On the turn, I think
we will sort of find out where is the cheapest
place in New Zealand to get your hands on a
pinal larze.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
An actual point, an actual pint like in the big
pint glass. Notice what the Australians would call a schooner,
and they call it a pint in some bars.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Can I just say any establishment across the motto who
is running that? When you do order a pint and
they give you a hi little three hundred and thirty
mil glass, you need to take that glass and you
need to eat it because that is not it's an outrage.
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Sixteen bucks I paid for a piny ginness last night.
Oh see that's I mean again, this is more expensive,
to be fair, But yeah, sixteen and that's Central Auckland.
But it was a little old man boozer down the
road called the Jolly Fiddler or something.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Go what.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Jolly Fiddler? All right?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Sorry, that was a Catholic church.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well if any of those striking, If you liked the
idea of New Zealand's Hottest cousin peak too soon New Zealand,
she was pinting red bad Redempson that that's no. One
three for eight three checks through the one that you
would like to hear, or that'd be know who your
hot cousin is immediately and we'll lean into that later
in the.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Show Jerry and Midnight the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Hi, Yeah, is this the sports news?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It's time? Do you know what, Ben? It's time for
your latest sports headlines thanks to export Ultra the BF
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Speaker 3 (15:50):
I thought there was a bit more of a thing
in there, but no, I'll just get into it. Sall o.
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seventeen assists.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Say Parker Jackson Cartwright get a first note. Oh my god,
that's three last names back to back to back to back.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, that's too many. Keep we Supercars driver Ryan Woods
is avoiding eras is his goal in Sunday's Bathurst one
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Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, I mean that's great insight there from Ryan would.
I would have never dreamed that avoiding aras would be
the goal of a driver. So I think we ever
got that grab, we ever got that quote? Well done.
Now that's journalism. And don't say we don't ever teach
you anything on here here on Radio Hode.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
He also said going fast is important, all right, Ye
he didn't. He also said one stage Australia bet in
Pakistan by one hundred seven runs at the Women's fifty
over Cricket World Cup in Colombo in Sri Lanka, Punkerstan
were dismissed for one hundred and fourteen in thirty six
and a half overs chasing two to two to two.

(17:11):
Ozzie were on the ropes. There were one hundred and
fifteen for eight in the thirty fourth over. But you
can't beat this Australian side easily. So somebody came out
smashed a few rounds. They got up to two twenty one.
Very similar story too when they played the White Fans recently.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That is an outrage if you have someone one hundred
and fifteen for eight and they go on to get
two hundred and twenty one. I mean the bowlers must
be scratching their heads. That's a toughie.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
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to Export Ultra the b for here see I did
the outro, I forgot to do the intro.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Say fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
We tossed around a few ideas, being early of segments
we could do on the show and the correspondence on
three for eight three and long Love to Find the
Cheapest Point in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yes, actually some suggestion we should cross over two of
the ideas how many pints to find New Zealand's hottest cousin.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I would say there be a few weddings where that
has become the reality.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, I mean I found myself dancing at a wedding
when I was a younger man with some people with
some ladies, and only to find out they were seeking cousins.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, I never met seeking Cousin's fine. I think singing cousin,
you can legitally marry your seeking cousin. I actually think
you can legitally marry your first cousin because it's legal.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
It doesn't make it right.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
We'll tell that to an iamaho to.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I won't. He's a woman of great money.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Who's married to her first cousin.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Doesn't, by the way, Okay, let's move on from that.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
All right, sounds good to me. We can find the
cheapest pint in New Zealand if you have a particularly
cheap pint near you. I was at the Tiatitude Boat
Club just last night, and let me tell you the
pipton there there must have only been about nine dollars
for a full there's a handle? Is that a pint?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
So handle is not a pint. Actually, I mean that's
my preferred way of drinking dB export ultra when.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'm drinking a dbe export culture, which is often and always.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Wants to be for here. I love a handle, but
that is not a pint. No. No, In fact, I
think a handle is only marginally bigger than one of
those sort of long necked schooner glasses.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay, well this is dere stating news. But if there's
a place like that that you have, maybe your local,
maybe your favorite place, let us know where it is
on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Because here's the thing, right, Nobody in the world probably
but certainly not New Zealand goes up to the bar
and asks how much of the points.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Never You've never done it, and likewise, I've also never
been told the price and then thought, oh you know what, Actually, no,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
No, I'm good. No, no one's done that. I mean,
maybe when you're a broke student or young person you've
had to because you literally have twenty dollars left in
your bank account, you want to know how much you
can stretch it too. But yeah, sort of grown up adults,
they don't often ask the price of the pint and

(20:07):
then you are surprised when it faces up on the
screen eighteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
And you're are okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Then you walk back to your table and you're goys,
you wouldn't believe how much this eighteen bucks? Yeah joke,
and then you won't.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
And if you've yeah, if you've done around, and bear
in mind that's only three people. You're up for fifty.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Bucks, especially if you're around for four people, and then
you think, you know, we're now we're locked in for
four beers. We're completely locked in here.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So yes, if we can find the cheapest pint, although
we can talk handles as well.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's funny you say that, Ben, because a standard handle
in New Zealand four hundred and forty miles, standard pint
five hundred and sixty eight miles right or under.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I see it text through here on three four eight,
three seven dollars handle of white cuttle at the Narawahi.
Your golf clubs.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I mean that is great, but it's golf club and
I would like to get granular on this is a
golf club? Is yours a Do they count? If you
have to be a member at that establishment, does that count?
Towards the only cheapest point because there's other fees you've
got to pay. I like to visit the Ta and
they have a very cheap pint there as well, but
I do pay a small but you know, it's not

(21:23):
insignificant amount to be the member.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
So we're talking a public bark. I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is that what pub stands for?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, you just lean something before seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know, I'm sort of I'm just making sure every
run's on the same page here being I'm trying to
a golf clubs. You don't often have to pay to
be a member at a golf club, so I think
I'll allow golf clubs.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yes, that person is just text and again, so you
don't even have to be a member golf club. So great.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, give us a call as well. One hundred Harradaki
is the number if there's a place near you where
you can get a cheap, delightful export ultra at some
stage I would love to hear. We'd love to maybe
we can put together a little roadmap of the cheapest
pints in New Zealand. I mean, I smell a tour ben,
the cheap pint Tour, the cheap pint Tour.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I mean, Jerry and I are doing this high falutin
chip to the United States and we're going to go
around the country's dodgiest pubs with some listeners.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yep, well, I think we can definitely lock in the
Nawahia Golf Club. Maybe that's either the start or the end.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Eleven bucks at the bar Monaco for a lion read
seven hundred and fifty mil bottle.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I think a big bot. That certainly counts into
your pricing for I'll allow that in the pint scenario.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I mean, that's more than a pint, that's a point
and a half.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, I would fear if it was ten. I'm not
gonna lie. I'ld sear if it was ten, just so
you don't have to break a note, you know me.
I'm always rolling around with notes in my pocket. It's
a big one of them. I think that's a big play,
a bit of a player, Jerry and.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Mini, Hi you breakfast, Ben Hurley.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
We are on the hunt for the cheapest pint in
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, we are. And look it all seems to be
around the same sword of price and a lot of
complaints about the fact that in Auckland it's so much more,
and which is true, seventeen eighteen dollars for a proper point.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Eighteen you're in the wrong place. You can still get
them for thirteen dollars, fourteen dollars here and there. If
you're at a place that's eighteen dollars, you might very
well be on the viaduct where you're paying for other things.
You're paying for the view, you're paying for a bouncer
to belittle you as you wandering at two pm for
a cheeky pint. There's other costs involved in that pint.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, it seems though, And we're not talking about drink
specials here, we're talking about what is the regular sort
of standard price that that pub charges for a point.
Does seem that you can get them for a round
about twelve dollars at a regular old partblic bar in
a rural town.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Twelve bucks seems to be where they're all landing. I
have seen someone say rig And Brewery is ten dollars
and that's a Kraft beer. But I don't necessarily think
craft beer is always good, because oftentimes it's been made
in about the back of the saying that's the case
here at this particular establishment. But sometimes you do think,
where was this maid?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah this was made by some beer to go on
a check shit.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, and I can taste the hair, right, I found
one in my Delightful beverage. Sure it was twelve dollars,
but I think, yeah, it seems to be around that
price of a tenor. If I'm getting a beer for
a tenor, I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah. Absolutely, I think that's the reality of our lives
these days.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, a Crisp who's on a ten dollar note, Kate Shepper,
Crisp Kate, And that's what you want, I think if
we're paying a Kate, And I mean that's what she
did it for. Really, I think that's what she was
out there campaign.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
She was literally trying to get alcohol band.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, yeah, that sound like that she was done. But
the other stuff, you know, that's pretty cood, right, you
know your suffrage, that's that's worthy.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah. Well, look, nothing's getting cheaper. You know, this economy
is not easy, and I believe you need sort of
gameful employment.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I certainly do. And we'll talk about that after seven o'clock.
Someone just takes them by the way nine dollars for
a pint, and Sifton and North Cangmory that could be
the one. It's so far and I might have to
hear to Sifton currently, I'm sure the word is underemployed.
So I'm going to try to rustle up myself some
work after seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Sorry, Butler's reef and oh I could her and your
plumouth just outside of New Plymouth. Seven dollars fifty sledge
eight dollars for a pint? Well, what is that a pint?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Is it seven fifty or is it eight? That's see,
it won't be that make me doubt if people know
what they're talking about. Seven dollars fifty slash eight dollars
for a pint? Well, what is it? What are we
paying here?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Jeez? Come down mate.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sorry, So I just don't like it when people toy
with me like this. I'd say Butler's brief for good.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
But if that is genuinely true and there's a point,
I would travel for that. When we sho do the
five hour drive from Auckland down there for a pint,
it'd be worth it.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
We're getting the map of this cheapest Pints tour. I
think it's sort of assembling itself. Of course, not a
wah here. Maybe that's where it kicks off.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, you go, you'd go there on the way, you
go through nanawah here to get to New Plymouth.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Perfect, and then we go to Butler's Creek and then
we'll at some stime here we go Sefton Pub.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I just said here it's it's not fake news, but
they are handles. That's not a point, that's but that's
still that's still very reasonable.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, we did right our handles off fairly early in
the piece. There island. We do appreciate you your feedback.
Proper pint at the Papa to Toy Cozi Club seven
dollars set.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
See. I mean, look, I'd be happy with a seven
dollar handle, absolutely, but I do have my doubts as
to whether these are five hundred and sixty eight mile points.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
And these are the ones where we are getting wrapped
up again and in members fees to be part of it.
Someone six and six dollar pint Pringle Park Bowling Club
and Tiata two, which I have frequented myself. I imagine
you would have too, been Hurley, and I would imagine
as well, you've got to be a member of either
bowling club or the Razer to be able to get
one of those mister murdocks I'm unfamiliar with, apparently a
six dollar pike.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Do you know what? There's been a huge rise in
younger people, I mean people sort of under forty joining
clubs because of this very reason.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I'm on board. I love going into the local club,
the local RSA. You sit down and have it a
couple of pints, a giant hamburger which has about five
hundred grams of mints in it as part of the burger, and.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
You'll no doubt strike up a conversation with an old
mate and you'll see your future.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You really do. There is a guy who looks.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
The portrait of Dorian Gray right in front of.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You, exactly like me. Oh, it's exciting stuff all right.
After seven o'clock, try to find myself some work. Plus,
we have the Hodaky Breakfast Mastermind Jerry.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
In the Night, The Hourarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
The Hodarchy Breakfast thirteen dollars points at the Waymati Hotel
Manaya in Taranaki. Sorry we're not doing that anymore, are we?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
No? And I don't think either of us a Manyah.
But I appreciate someone maybe thinking that we're as seamless
as Jerry. There's a place called bana Ah, right, men,
I do to the fact that there's a guy called.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Here's what's confusing, Yes, right is Mania. Stewart is from
Waymati in the South Island. But here's a place called Manyah,
and it's in the disc like the kind of region
of Waymati in Taranaki.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
So if you say Manaiah and Waymati, it's not immediately
obviously you talking about the person or the place or
the place. Yeah, A lot of people have been in Mania. H.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Well absolutely, yeah, and that applies the Yarrow's Bread factory
is in Manyah.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
A lot of yeast been in Shannon a lot, right, Ben,
you've been there.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I've been through Shannon.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You've only been through a.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Few people have been through Shannon.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Of it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Well, this is a seamless segue game for employment. We
sill I had a lovely time filling in on the
day show here at Radio Hodaki. Of course, now Big
Sandy's great mate of mine. She is filling in that slot,
which led me a lot of time on my hands.
And so I've been looking around reading the classifieds in
the back of the paper, trying to find some It's

(29:20):
great to be back filling in while Jim and I
are off in America, but it won't last forever, so
I'm trying to find something that will.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
You en't look at the classified, it's in the back
of the paper.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Of course, you open up the paper, look at the
funniest first, have a little laugh, see what Dilblit's up
to these days, and then I'll flick straight to the
death garfield, See who's croaked. I'll be like, see, oh yeah, great,
a couple of who's popped off? And then straight to
the classified to see what's going on. Maybe I'll peruse
the escorts for a little bit as well. That's my
paper reading habits.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Have you become a seventy eight year old man, Well,
in some way that is an old man's paper reading habits.
You go.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
You'll start at the sports section, obviously from the back starts,
and then you read it back to front. I'll stop
for a pseudo ku sure I'm only human, and then
you always end up at the classified.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Now would you list sudoku as one of your skills?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yes, I would I'm an avid sudoku player. I love
doing a wee sudu ku. Say that right.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I don't think you are. That's okay. It's one of
those things you need to really say out loud. You
just read it.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
You've read it a lot, so I can do sudoku.
I can help out things. I've got nimble fingers. I'm
a man of many talents, very handy around the house.
Although I did build that step and that was tricky.
Turns out getting things lined up.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
The trick is when you're building a step, get things
lined up before you pour the concrete. That's what I
learned from that step. It was very hard once the
concrete was in to change the way the posts were set.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Now, as I understand, qualifications wise, you have a teaching degree.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I have a degree in communications and a postgraduate diploma
in secondary education. Unfortunately, though I don't have Year thirteen,
I was one credit away from getting my Year thirteen serifficate.
I got my university entrance and then the seventh form
thought you know what, bugger that, I'm out and left school.
They went straight to university. So that's to my great shame,
I'm one credit away from having.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Do you a high school dropout?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm a high school dropout.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
It was the first year of NCA. He didn't understand
really how it worked.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
No, I don't think anyone got my.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well certainly not the Minister of Education, that's so sure.
She made that abut only clear and I got that,
got my university interests and thought, you know what, I
don't need the other bit of paper, and so I
just went straight to university.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
So could you maybe become a I don't know, a
would work teacher with your newfound skills building a step?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well, No, I'm only qualified to teach media English and
that was over a decade ago, so I think that
has well lapsed. But I'm sure I could do some
sort of refresher course.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Can you be like a teacher that just just does cashies?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I think that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Can't you just roll up and go? You know, if
someone dropped out or whatever doesn't turn up for a day,
you can just do a little cashy job. Cashi life teaching, Yeah,
is that what relief? Is that a relief teaching?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Relief teachers are just teachers for Cashi's They get are
you coming and you do something? You just get a
little envelope full of a few Kate Shepherds and then
you're on your way.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
And do they do they vet you at all? Like
do you need to register yourself or anything? Or can
it just you can just roll up to a school.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Imagine. I don't think I would probably frown upon people
rolling up to a school asking if they can do
a cashy. I think that might land us in some
hot water.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
And also just be careful what registers you end up on.
If you are going to go and it's a good.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Point, you will be a registered text, you'll be a
registered teacher, but you're just on the wrong register, which
makes it very hard. Have you got something a job
for me? Let me know on three for eight three
or give us a call on eight hundred Hodaki. I'd
love to have some options flooding through. I'd love to
leave it some yardwork, even some yardwork. I'll pick up
some loose sleeves.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Jerry and Mni the hod Achy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
We are trying to find Tony a job. He's no
longer on hard Aki days so he needs gainful employment.
And look, there's lots of things you could do, my gutters.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I wouldn't mind doing your gutthers. I've cleaned out a
few gutters in my time. Man, I find it rewarding
but dirty. For me. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Do you put on a glove.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I like to do it with a big, big hose.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Do you know what I did recently? I cleaned up
the gutters with the leaf blower. That's fine, Yep. It
was quite messy, creates a hell of a mess, really did.
But you know what, my hands didn't get dirty. I
was quite happy with it.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
We've got quite a steep rake to our roof, and
so I want to get up there with a water
blast to get some of the algae off. But I
am slightly concerned that I'll fall to my death.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, it's worth it. It's worth the resk, I think.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
And I think the guns sort of falls into the
same the same sort of column for me where I
do want to work, but I don't want to die
because of my incompetence. So if I could find something
with a low risk of personal injury, that would be
really great.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Well, there's a text here three four eight three someone
sees Black Sabbath are looking for a new singer, and
the flag race for me is there's already someone called
Tony in Black Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Is that year?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Well, yeah, I'm just wondering is that going to be
too difficult? Having two Tony's and a four piece? Is
that tough?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I think it would be famously all spelled differently though. Yeah,
maybe you'd have to change your name the spelling. I
think because Geezer Butler would be like Tony and two
you would turn around during the show, probably disrupt the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
And I do imagine that during the show when Ozzie
was alive, Geezer Butler with some say Ozzie, and he'd.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Turn around, Yeah, you turn around that there's.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Another bat for you to bite the head off over there?
Oh god, another one.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
And famously, on Breakfast Radio just out in the corridor
from us, there is a Tony on a different show.
So if she ever stepped away, you could just seamlessly
get in there with Sam with man.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Now we're talking. I think that Sam and I would
make a great you know, he's speaking of Gutters. He's
got an incredible for Zeke.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Gutters would fit in.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I get you, Yeah, I would have mind. That's I
think we're starting to get on track here for the
sort of work I could do.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Wouldn't mind cleaning out those gutters.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
So there'll be a couple of water blasters, watermelons.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
A lot of people. Another tick saying they are screaming
out for teachers, and I think that is true. I
think this does seem to be whereas I would just
put this out there. Would you want me teaching your
kids like I. I mean, I'm going to impose my
worldview on them. I'm going to imprint my ideology. And
I think that's the role of any teacher.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
You've been to my house, You've you've met my kids.
I'd let you baby sit my kids. Yeah, I feel
that you teach them.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I teach everyone. I'm constantly teaching people, but I'm teaching.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't think you're a danger around children, but I
don't think you add anything to their education.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Now that's an incredibly low bar. Can I just say
when someone says, I don't think you're a danger around children,
I'm going to put that on my next comedy.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Put that on a CV not a danger.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It could be the nicest thing you've ever said about
me being hurly, not a danger around children.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
You can put that on a poster I'll.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Put that on my business card when I'm slipping it
into peace. All was letterboxes, Tony Lyle. Not a danger
around children, in case you're wondering.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I think, but I think let's add that to your
list of skills.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Not a danger around children. I mean I have accidentally
heard a few, to be fear, most of them are
my own actually pushing them over or whatever. So I
mean even that's arguable.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Really yeah, okay, So with that in mind, you know,
keep keep the offers rolling in.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yes, three for three is the number one hundred Hardaki.
If you've got something, have you got if you'd like
to propose something, I'll happily take it.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Look yard work. I was doing acc commentary once one
time and a little like the Test match is going
to be over in sort of three days, but I
was booked in for day four and five, so I
put it out to the listeners. Has anyone got any work?
The offers rolled in?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
What were those offers been?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Well, number number of things was, you know, a lot
of yard work, obviously a bit of diy around. Some
people offered you know that that maybe I could entertain
their wives for a day.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And if you don't have a wife that you need entertained.
Let us done three for eight three.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, Tony larles a jiggalo.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Now they then take long than it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
The Hodarchy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I got to say that rude, but I appreciate you
jumping right and there. Yesterday's Mastermind topics it was airlines
and Jared from Popepor who was a vet for large animals.
He took away the cash and now where does the
cutoff start for large animals? We don't need to get
bogged out of those details. Today we reset for fifty
dollars and at Jackpot's fifty dollars every day that we

(37:45):
do not have a winner. And since Jerry and I
are are set to land in Texas very shortly, today's
Mastermind topic is famous people born in Texas.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
So believe we have neck on the line from christ there.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Nick, Yeah, money boys.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
How's your knowledge of Texas? Ah sh limited?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Have you ever been to Texas?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Nick nahna, haven't have you heard of Texas?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I know of Texas. I'd like to go.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
What country is the state of Texas in the United States? Okay,
that's that's not a it was at test questions to
see how good you were. That is correct. So you've
got forty five seconds, Nick, We'll ask you five questions.
You need to get three correct to win the fifty bucks.
You can pass at any time and we'll come back

(38:39):
to those questions. So if you don't know, pass quickly. Okay,
there is the justice for Tony Kus. Of course, if
we stuff it up, you win, and you can call
for a captain's challenge if you think we've made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Real quick, being, can I just jump in, Rudy? Can
we just get that little to ding one more time?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Sure? I'm going to make it slightly louder.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Oh it doesn't it give you a little rush of endorphins.
It's like winning a feature on the Pokes anyway as
you would?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
What about this one?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
You don't like that? All right? Are you ready? Neck?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Okay, your time starts now. Who is singer songwriter Beyonce
married to correct? Which Texas born actor featured in movies
like Interstellar in Fool's Gold Correct? What two thousand and
five Kanye West hit features Jamie Fox owned vocals gold

(39:29):
Digger correct three? Three?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
What a guy?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
We don't even need to do last two.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
You're an expert. He's a texpert.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
You are a texpert.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I think there might be copyright infringement for some sort
of tech company.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I want to know if you'd know the answer to
the fourth and the fifth questions. You want to have
a go just for fun?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
What was the name of Woody Harrilson's character in the
sitcom Cheers? Correct?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes, believe it?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
And what'd singerhead the nineteen eighty hit on the Road again?
The Road again, Johnny Cats.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Or close so close, and that is why you quit
while you're ahead.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Welly Nelson still obviously.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Won the game, but that's like shooting threes and getting
to it a row and then thinking I'll do one
more before I leave and then running out.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
It's not rense Neck for his stellar performance into stellar performance. Nice,
and it wasn't like a thousand bucks or yeah mentioned
if it e jet potted over twenty days, that would
fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Is not too bad, though, mate. You can go buy
yourself something nice, clean yourself up, maybe get a cutthroat shaved.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
CHRISTI just put it all on black Jerry in the Night,
The Hold, Breakfast Early Hero. So here it comes any moment.
Now here we go. A thing of Beauty Early's Heroes
is a segment with Pelford from the Mad Monday podcast
where I read out a short buy of an old

(41:04):
school well rugby league player. But we're going to throw
it open to all sports and I give you a
number of options and you'll choose one and then I reveal.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Who it is and just want to give you some
support here, Ben. And so you haven't pilfit. You can't
steal from yourself, Okay, that's true. Your intellectual property is
your intellectual property, no matter where you happen to reuse
that or I say, you know, use it again gracefully.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Okay. So are we going to get a caller here?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Oh eight hundred Hodaki give us a call now if
you want to play Hurley's Heroes. What should they need
to know?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Ben? Before they give us a call? So we are
going to start with rugby league, right because because I
said I was branching out, but we'll stick with the
you know what we started with, and and and because
the Brisbane Broncos oh yeah, won the NRL Grand Final
on Sunday evening. It is something but taining to that.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
So any Broncos fans out there right now, I should
be calling oh eight hundred Hodaki to take part in
Hurley's Heroes. And I really do like the fact that
you've runched out. You see, I'm taking this to the
prime time. We've going to diversify from just rugby league
players and in the first option we'll.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Do rugby league. But we're going to do this every
day for our sixth day run filling in. And I
think we have a caller.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Is that Cam?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Hi? Cam from Gisbon. You're a builder me, I'm not
sure about this rugby League's heroes. That's okay, Well, thank
you for calling for something you're not sure about and
taking a punt. Okay, so thanks Cam. We will come
to you first once I read the bio, and you
can have first choice, and then we'll get Tony and
Routed to choose one each and and then I will

(42:53):
reveal that the true answer. So here we go. I
was born in the rock Hampton Queen. I played two
hundred and forty one game for the Brisbane Broncos between
nineteen ninety and two thousand and one. I played either
five eighth or half back. I also played twenty three
state of Origin games with Queensland and eleven tests. Hang on,

(43:15):
hang on, hang on, Okay, you've got to stick with
the format, Cam, come on, mate, and eleven tests for Australia.
I have five children from two marriages, all of whom
have played professional rugby league, and I am a qualified carpenter.
Am I Carried Walters, am I Kevin Walters, am I

(43:39):
Steve Walters, am I Billy Walters, or am I Lee
Odin Ryan. So Cam, you get to choose do you
want Carried Walters, Kevin Walters, Steve Walters, Billy Walters or
Lee Odin Ryan.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
He's definitely one of the Walters brothers.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeps again, please.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Carrid, Yeah, Kevin or Steve or Billy?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Steve is Steve or Kevin.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Walter. You're gonna go Steve. Okay, Cam's locked, and Steve
Walters We'll go to Tony.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I'm gonna go Kevin Walters. I think that that is
the answer on the sistence.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Okay, this is not thought anyway. That's okay, that's okay.
You might still be right there, Cam, so don't panic, Ruder.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I'm probably gonna lock and e Lee Odin Ryan just
because I have not said those two words for approximately
twenty eight years. And take two Lee Odin Ryan.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Okay, the correct answer for Wholey's heroes number one is
number two. Kevin Walters. You have one at their Tony Lyle.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Sorry, Cam, Yeah, in your face, Cam, you should have gone.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
With your first instinct. You met with Steve Walters, who
is one of the Walters brothers, but he played for
the Raiders, in fact, never played for the Broncos. How
about that?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Well, good stuff, well, great knowledge though, Cam. We did
appreciate your calling in and playing and you know you
weren't sure about the NRL and you still got bloody close.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Thank you very much, Cam. Enjoy your day building around Gisbon.
What are you? What are you building today?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I'm roofing your house today?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
You rufe and your house now?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Cam? Do you need a plucky apprentice on this job
because I'm currently looking out for some employment. Is there
any sort of nailing jobs going on? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, there's not a lot of nailing todies.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
If ever to screwing that might be the man for it. Well,
this sounds intriguing, and to be honest, I've gone from
six to midnight, so that's exciting stuff. Thanks for calling
and cam we appreciate that one, and we're playing Hurly's
heroes again tomorrow. Might have to do some research on
myself and try to try to throw a person in it.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I'll tell you what it won't be. Rugby leagued tomorrow. Okay,
I'll give you that clue.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
That's enough for you, Mandy Camby Metro News. It's time
for the real stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Ben Hurley's Rural Roundup News.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You can get it by The out of the blue
appearance of a sign banning dogs, walkers and other users
from a white parwer Forest's spark backlash and a councilor
apology for the confusion. The sign was installed at Sainsbury
Forest and the Peromeia Mountain Bike Park on September fifth.
Were symbols showing only mountain bikers were allowed, dirt bikes,

(46:42):
dog walkers, walkers as human walkers and horse riders were not.
More than a month after the sign appeared, the councilor's
apologize for confusion and clarify that pedestrians can still use
a road beyond the sign.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, that's bloody harsh to bad walkers from being in there,
just people trying to wander around.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I'm pretty sure you're al to walk anywhere that isn't
private property. Yeah, then you've seen them.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Think of the boss of meat. Well obviously they don't
because I apologize.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Bloody counsel them all right, bloody counts, bloody count what.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
They're doing put in their floody nose and where it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Did you guys vote?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Still still got a couple of Now you can drop
it off at your local library any sort of area
like that if you do want to vote.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Here's a rural PSA from the Marston District Council. They're
cleaning out their water systems, causing many homes to have
murky water. Just run your tap for forty five seconds
should clear it up.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
No drink that, that's the good stuff. I reckon have
that first glass of murky water in the morning.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Nothing reracs, that's fine, an iron, it's surely.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
It's high in oxidants.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
What even is in the bottom of the tank. Yeah,
it's got to be good for you.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
That's the good stuff. The slut you want to be,
you want to be consuming that. That's it's basically like
all the antibiodoxs you could ever need in one glass
of murky water.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Totally agree, hard enough. This has come from a listener
Woodland's full primary school pet day tomorrow, where the highlight
is calf drinking and lamb drinking competitions. Those are epic.
Having been to a few lamb and calf days, they
are fantastic to watch.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
So talk me through calf drinking? Have we got? Are
you getting under it and sort of having a suckle?
And whoever can take the most wins?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You've been silly there, Tony. Now you're feeding a bottle
of milk to a calf, and whoever finishes the bottle
first wins.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
So this is the equivalent of like university days, getting
everyone on the beer bowl and whoever can whip one
through the fastest.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Wins essentially, yeah, yeah, and look some some animals start
really fast and then and then peter off and some
are fast finisheres.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Do any calfs or lambs ever potentially vomit because they've
had too much?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Never seen it, but I'm not saying it hasn't happened. Yeah, yeah,
the white bait was running out on the West coast
the end of last week and then it came back
and now straight up again.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I've actually still got a key about a pound in
my fridge.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
How old is it?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
So it's probably a year old now, but they're still
going to go right.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I don't know about a year White gold Man, Hey, fellers,
just want to let you know that Gazer is now
with Sophie from Taye Happy. Big news.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Chairs Well, that is huge news. That could be the
biggest news of the day. Sophie and Gazer. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
He didn't say the word with ah.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
He is a different word, so they're not particularly they
could have just wow together.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
They've been together, they've been and potentially will be together again.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Well well played Gazer, Well played Sophie. I hope you
find love and keep us posted. I mean, definitely go
to Hodaki Dot Cota and Zed and get a nudge
pad so you can win that Diamonds on Richmond eight
thousand dollars engagement ry.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
We should have ended on that one because this one's
a bit of a downer. There's been a spit of
farm motorbike thefts and the Minuma. Two thieves are cutting
fences and crossing over peddicks to avoid going down driveways,
remain vigilant and a lot of things away if you
can reporting anything suspicious.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, you always got to keep your eyes on your
four wheeler. It's always surprising the sort of miss if
you can get up to on a four wheeler.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
That's right. Let's hope there's nothing suspicious about gazerund Sophie
from Tay Happy. Let's hope that's just all out in
the open and we haven't sort of revealed anything there.
That is Ben Hereley's Rural roundup rousing success for today.
We'll see it again tomorrow.

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