EITM: Morning Adventure 6/14/24

Out-of-office, Mike Jones is also out of surgery.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Elliott, how are you? Iam well, how are how are you?
I'm feeling good? Uh a littleuh still a little woozy, but
good. Tell everybody what you didtoday? I just one and got hernia
surgery. You know what's weird?How did I not know that you needed
hernia surgery? Because I don't goand yell at around the office like other

(00:23):
people would have truth serum? Likewho who would have walked around and yelled
it? No names, bro,no names. All right, we took
you off the air, Diane,We're off the air. Let me tell
you all right. But but themost important part, the surgery was successful.

(00:47):
Yeah, yeah, surgery went well. You know, I feel a
little like still kind of drunk fromthe anesthesia, but I'm all good to
go and I'll be back on tuesday. Yeah. Hey, everything's good.
So what is the Here's but likeKristen was telling me during the break,
which is why I called you,I didn't realize that well, the the
that you normally you haven't any bellybutton, right, yeah, but did

(01:14):
the hernia give you an audi bellybutton? It was it was a three
quarters AUTI and it like popped itand it just looked horrible. Is that
a common symptom of having a hernias? If you haven't any belly button,
it pops out. If it's anumbilical cord hernia, then yes, is

(01:36):
that what you have? That's why. Yeah, that's why they wanted to
get it kicked up. So whatis the like, what is a normal
hernia like umbilical cord? I've neverheard that. That sound that sounds very
specific. Yeah, well that's whymy belly button pops out. But then
just a regular one. I guess. It's just when you tear something inside

(01:57):
you lift too heavy and they gotrepair that is was Is it painful?
It hurts right now? I meanthey just cut me out right now,
dummy, When like in the lastcouple of in the last couple of weeks,
was it painful? Uh? Ifif fat cells got in there,

(02:21):
then it was painful. But theymove around constantly in your stomach, and
sometimes it is. Sometimes it's not. If I look down, I have
I have an inny. If Ilook down and I saw an audi,
it would freak me out. Yeah, well three quarters of an AUTI it
wasn't all the way so that madeit extra sexy. But I don't care.

(02:46):
If it's three quarters or a half. Here's what I can tell you.
I haven't any if any part ofthat was an AUTI it would flip
me out. Yeah it was,it was. I mean, it's been
there for a couple of months now, and I was like, I got
to get this thing fixed. Itjust it looks terrible. So wait a
minute to wait back to its awesomeshape you've been having. You've been having

(03:07):
like you've had a hernia for months. Yes, but it didn't like it
didn't hurt at all, and itwas only just like less than a fingernail
sized tear, so it wasn't likean emergency dire situation. So like when
I hear and again I understand youkeep talking about an umbilical cord hernia,
which again I've never heard of.But what is the what like for for

(03:31):
the regular hernia? Right? Isthat? Does that come on quick?
I've never had one? Does thatcome on quick? And you have to
get it fixed like that? Imean, I guess if you like,
lift something really heavy and it tearssomething in your abdomen, then I guess
yes, I'm not sure how longthat would constitute needing surgery? You have

(03:53):
no idea. What you're saying rightnow? Do you half and half?
I don't get house, so I'mhappy about that. Oh, you're cheating
on Denny's. You know why?I wanted to go to Denny's, but
someone said it was too far.Missus Jones? Did Missus Jones find your

(04:15):
audi belly button to be sexy?She? I don't think she was attracted
to it. It was not herfavorite thing. But can't you also?
Can't you get hernia's in any partof your body? Oh? Can you?
Aren't there people who get like hernia'sin their legs? I know that
probably, Mike, Are you inany condition to be dispensing additional medical advice?

(04:45):
Probably not? What were you goingto say? You know, I
know, I know we've definitely talkedabout grinel and belly hernias, but you're
saying something that does sound familiar.Hernia's in legs, right? I don't
know where it was? But amI just thinking of sphincters? We got
a lot of sphincters. Everybody alwaysgoes to the butthole, but we've got

(05:08):
a lot of sphincters. Yeah.Symptoms of a hernia in the leg include
a visible bulge in your upper thighjust below your groin. Why? Now,
why is that sitting in my head? Do I know somebody that had
a HERNEI in their leg? DidI meet someone who had a herney in
their leg? Why don't you justthink someone's thigh bulging? No? Why

(05:29):
am I? Why is that topof mind for me? I've never had
one. I've never had a herniaa sports related absence. I don't know.
I don't know. All right,Jonesy, So you'll be back on
two. Why aren't you back onMonday? They just told me to take
off a couple of days from morejust in case. Oh okay, by
the way, in solidarity, Dustin'sgoing to join you. All right,

(05:59):
very good, all right, verygood,