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When is the last time you moonsomebody? When I was eighteen years old?
You haven't mooned somebody? So howold are you now, sir?
So you you haven't mooned somebody intwenty some odd years? Come on,
yeah, no I have. Wewere on our way to beach week and
it was in the city. I'mmoving someone on two seventies. There we
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go. I was just gonna,well, you can't drive in mood,
I say the Diane. I can'tremember. Oh, come on, you've
never mooned somebody. I don't thinkso ever, if I did it,
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never probably now and shown some butt. I really don't think I have.
I really really know, Kristen,can you turn yourself on for a second?
God? Last week the see butnow it's it's twofold the I moon.
I've I've mooned people as recently aswithin the last couple of weeks.
But I'll do it with the boys, so that doesn't count. The Uh
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no, she doesn't. Actually,she's like, oh my god, enough
already. The but we'll do itin a fun way. I'm trying to
think outside of the boys. Thelast time. Oh and somebody at work,
like I've definitely mooned people in theoffice that I've done within the last
year. Definitely, Hi, Kristin, good morning. How are you good?
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Good? Good good? When wasthe last time you moaned somebody intentionally?
When was when was unintended? Yourskirt flying up? Isn't? Isn't
mooning somebody? That's just a shot. Well my apartment building if you walk
by the windows because you can seein and out right both ways. Okay,
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yeah, but that's I don't countthat that. That's just like like
you were getting changed. When isthe last time you purposely pulled your pants
down to show someone your ass?I was actually young, were you really?
Yeah? My brother and I were. You know, there's not a
lot of traffic where I'm from,right, so when a car would come
by, we're like, hey,we do rock paper scissors? Right?
Whoever lost to go moon the moon? Is that a big thing? I've
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heard of mooning? Obviously, I'venever done it myself. Wait a minute,
you've never mooned anybody? No,but you've never even mooned Lindsey.
No, And mooning has come upbefore. But has Lindsay ever mooned you?
No? But not in a car. People are mooning on America's roads.
When he said when he said beachweek, I was like, I
definitely saw that. The we're mooningfrom the car. Yeah, do you
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roll the window down and put theass out the window? I've seen both,
John, were you recently? No? No, no, no,
that's like when he said beach weekor when people would be making the trek
down eighty one. And you've gotall the j rad for whatever. You
always got mooned on anyone, Soif you had a Radford sticker, somebody
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from tech would show some cheek.Probably, yeah, but that is Hey,
John, when you when you mooned, were you mooning in anger or
were you mooning in fun? Sir? It was dumb, but his answer
was fun. Kristen has her handup now. In junior high, I
forgot about this one. The schoolbuses we were on a track meet coming
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back. You always mooned in backin the day, Like, oh,
it's so funny. One time Iwas driving behind a bus and I got
mooned. I'm like, that's soimmature. Now you did remind me.
I don't know. I don't knowthat I've ever mooned in a car.
I don't know that I've ever donethat. Has anybody Is it more common
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that you would moon for fun ina car or in anger in a car.
But isn't the response of the driveror drivers if you're mooning a line
of people anger like they there couldbe on their part. It could be
on their part. But like forexample, your motivation doesn't matter a little
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bit. It does to the cops. The m a cop. Is this
something I call the cops? Idon't think you're Oh my god, if
he got mooned by kids on abus, oh my god's one of them
threw a piece of paper out theschool speaking of the school board, I
will I will say, Kristen doesremind me that like for baseball in high
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school, we would moon cars behindus on the bus. But if it's
a single vehicle, right, nota bus full of dumb kids, and
somebody's and again I've never seen this, and somebody moans me. Maybe I'm
not calling the cops, But Iwouldn't be like, hey, yeah,
that's awesome, dumbs up. Ithink I would if I got moon Well,
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if I got mooned by a bunchof dumb kids, I would definitely
thumbs up them like I would I'dlaugh, like that would be funny,
like that would make me laugh,like I would be like, good on
you. And if, for whateverreason the cops saw the kids do it,
I would pull over and tell thecops I'm not bothered. I'm not
bothered by it, like let thembe. But even if even if I
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got moon for fun or anger,does anybody moon in anger? I didn't
think so. Nobody moves in angeras like a means of responding to being
cut off. You get cut off, you get flipped off, someone throws
trash or something, and you moonthem. Nobody mooning funny, Oh,
mooning's hysterical. It's it's no,it's it's meant to be funny. So
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at no point, but but butnot said in fun is kiss my ass.
And that's where I could see mooning. And anger is being mad at
somebody pulling the back of your pantsdown, exposing the pen holder, even
if yelling why don't you kiss myass? Even if the mooner has that
intent, there's not a guarantee themooney's gonna take it like that. And
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I gotta tell you, even ifsomebody mooned me in anger, I would
laugh. I would laugh, like, at no point would I be angry
by it. So even if they'relike slapping their cheek telling you which I
do, which I kiss it.No, I'm saying they're making it clear
there is an anger. Yeah,you're still laughing, laughing absolutely, absolutely,
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yeah, Oh I'm definitely not mad. And I got the answer to
your other question is if a cop, if a cop saw somebody moon someone
else, the cops on eighty one, right and tech Moon's Radford cops gotta
laugh like, that's not like,that's not a ticket. I bet you're
pulled over it. That's not eventhat's not even a warning. If I'm
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a cop, I just it go. Yeah. Not only do I let
it go, but I almost givethem the I'm gonna use a dated reference,
but I almost get in the oldzz top wave them on them.
Yeah, because it's funny. It'sfunny. The only way I think a
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cop would get mad is if itwas the driver of the vehicle who was
like trying to like'snefit their share andcheek it to the window. Can't do
that. And by the way,just because you know, all all things
are fair to me. And I'msure Diane you've done it, and I'm
sure we've seen it one hundred times, but tit's on the window is also
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funny. Never done that. You'venever done that. You've never done that,
You've never you've never put put themup on the passenger window for like
a trucker or something. That's alsofunny. That's also you know what,
that gets the big zzy top waveheaded on down the road line one.
Hi, Ellie in the morning.Yeah, Hi, who's this? Oh
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hey, this is Briani Glenn allenSon my buddy's bachelor party about eighteen years
ago. We had one of myfriends in the back seat. We told
him we were going to have themmove a toll booth attendant, yes,
and we were going to pay thetoll and just drive by. But instead
we had his butt out the windowand we stopped with his window up at
the toll booth attendant. So hehad to get down, pull his pants
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up, and pay the toll boothattendant after his moondom. That's good,
by the way. I bet,hey, thank you, sir. I
bet I'll have to check with Menino'swife, deb she used to work the
toll booth on the New York Thruway. I bet she saw some ass.
Yeah, probably, yeah, tollbooth attendant. Definitely, you've seen everything.
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The Yes, I've seen, I'veseen pulling it, I've seen,
I've seen orland, I've seen.I've seen but I've seen teas, I've
seen everything. Just think of thenumber of cars. Yeah, I mean
you've seen, you have seen itall. You've probably seen someone midpiss.
Where am I going? Line eight? Hi Ellie in the morning? Me,
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Yeah, Hi, who's this?Hey? This is a day,
Yes, sir from Milosia. SoI moves my butt. Mys teenage son
and are in a tennis match lastmonth, a freeing match, and uh
we were losing and my son wasabout to serve, and I move the
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person who's going to receive the serve. So we won the point as he
served. Very funny, very veryfunny. That's good. That's good,
all right, very good, Thankyou, my friend. Thank you Lyne
for hi Elliot the morning. Goodmorning Elliott. Hey, who's this?
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This is Joe. How you doing? I'm doing great? What can I
do for you? Well? Imoved my wife yesterday. Uh so I
was watching the Tour de France onTV and there was a spectator that was
noon. He had a trout downwith his butt hanging out while he was
running right by the riders, andto imitate it, I went and showed
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her exactly what the guy did,running around with his ass hanging out of
his pants, hysterical and she laughedright, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah. And so anyone that waswatching Tour de France yesterday the last stage
you have finish line, there wasa guy. Yeah, it was live.
That's great, Yeah he was that'sgreat. I'll have to find that
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clip. But that's good. Ithink that that is I don't want to
say tradition. No, tradition.Is you right around the Shawn's lease who
drinking champagne? No? But overthe years, there's been quite a few
videos of spectators who casually have theirpants down at their knees, but they
know they're going to get that button television. Why doesn't that happen more
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for other events, like like whatnon racing events? Yeah, like,
if you know you're gonna be onTV, if you do that in a
stadium, you're gonna be kicked out. Yeah, but you're you're in some
random village in France. Yeah,Okay, I guess so, I guess
that makes sense. I guess thatmakes sense that you could pull that off.
Uh, where am I going?Line? One? Hi, Ellie
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in the morning, one, two, three, four, five six?
Who is this? Hey, thisis Sean. What's going on? I
just want to let you know.We got pulled over one time because my
buddy mooned somebody and I was downin like Virginia Beach on Virginia Beach Boulevard
and wait, so your buddy moonedsomeone and the cops pulled you over.
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Yeah. So we were driving andthey were like, hey, why don't
you go moon this person? Itwas like this young girl learning to drive
in a mini van and uh andyeah, and it was it was at
night too, So like I said, now I'm gonna jump over. I
was eighteen, my buddy was seventeen. We swapped seats in the back.
He puts his butt up against thewindow, and this cop under like he
was off duty, but he hadhis badge pulls up, flashing his badget
as we pulled over. He wasa prick. Oh so he didn't laugh
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it off. No, called mybuddy's parents. Buddy got in trouble.
It was ridiculous. Oh dude,he should have given you the old zz
top wave beyond through. Oh no, right, all right, very good,
Thank you, sir, Thank you. They sound lucky because it was
someone learning to drive, so they'rea minor. Now you think you'd be
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charged with a sex Oh no,you can't for mooning somebody. If that,
if moe is a crime, putme in jail. Maybe not as
another teenager. That's not. Comeon, you're gonna make me register because
I moon somebody haint the butt?So fine, take the sex crime out
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of it. If it's not aminer. Okay, but isn't when the
butt be in decent exposure front buttbut not not your real butt. Definitely
is no way your tushy is notin decent exposure. I don't know.
He might be right, then,why doesn't everybody at the pool get arrested?
Why? Because if they've got likethey got y? Yeah, how
much butt? What's the butt rule? Like, even if you're not wearing
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a thonger, even if you're evenif you've got like on a real thin
bikini, what are the thongs onthe beach? It looks like it has
been debated over the decades whether ornot the buttocks is the genitals. It's
not. Do you ever think ofyour butt as your genitals? I don't
know. No, you don't know, or no, I said no.
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By the way, here we go. This goes back a week or so
ago. Out of Cleveland, awoman mooned another driver on the I ninety
exit ramp to Columbia Road. Thecaller said, the woman in her forties
with reddish hair. What's that cracklook like? Uh? The caller said.
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The woman in her forties with reddishhair exited her vehicle in a rage
and yelled and cursed at the otherdriver before pulling her pants down. The
suspect was captured on video. Officerspoke to the suspect, who was then
sighted with disorderly conduct. So shewas the driver, but she she got
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out. By the way, thatis committing to the moon. You pulled
over. You pulled over to letthem see it. But you can't.
I mean, I'm trying to thinkthat's funny. Could you possibly do it
as the only person in a carwhile driving? Yeah, that's dangerous,
very well, Yes, it's dangerousto have a passenger moon nearby cars.
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Not really. Yes, If theythen it's no different. You get upset
or it throws them off and theystart laughing and they veer in the other
lane. That's bad. But ifI'm trying to, I don't know how
you would do it. Driving.You would have to be you have to
have cruise control because if not,you're coming off the gas, or you
got it, you just you justexactly figured it out like that, or
you pop it in neutral and coastit. God, that's the cruise control.
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Cruise control, you could definitely doit, but then you got to
be careful getting up on the seatand with the steering wheel, and you
want the EMTs to have to recoveryou that way. Where's pants down?
That's weird. It's like the reverseDoctor Dow. Instead of the shirt,
it's the pants down. Hi,Elliott the Morning four five six, Hey
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Elliott, it's all Leo out herein Winchester. Hey, what's going on
dude? Uh So, I wasthirteen years old. We were coming back
two weeks after my dad's funeral.We were coming back on the inter State
seventy, heading back towards like Hagerstownand stuff, right, and I just
got it in me. My momwas driving. I'm sitting in the back
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seat of the station wagon and Ipull them up hands down, started mooning
people, and somebody gave my momthe finger, and she yelled back up,
you're no better than him and gavehim the finger. That's pretty good,
all right, very good, thankyou my friend. Hi Elliot the
morning, Elliott. Yes, sir, real quick, what can I do
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for you? I got charged withabcent exposure in high school. We uh,
we was given at school when Imoved a school bug and the kids
took down my buddy's bight and plateand that I had a letterman jacket on
and everything, and the cops calledhim and he gave up everything and gave
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him my name, and yep,got called into the Charles County Shair's office
and you got charged with indecent exposure. Yep, it was I was.
I was under I was seventeen,so it didn't go on my permanent record.
Yeah, but still, did youtell him that Diane even thinks that
the buttocks are not in Diane's thearbiter, that even the butt talks are
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not genitals. The cop was kindof laughing. My dad was not.
I'll tell you what and this isthis is how you know. This is
how you know, Thank you,sir. Whether the whether the tushy is
genitals. If you went to anAdults Club and the and the woman said,
I'll give you twenty dollars and youcould I'll dance. You could see
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my genitals, and she showed meher tushy. I would storm out of
that. Well, answer me this, Yes, our breasts genitals. Yes
they are. Yeah, absolutely yeah, and I'm good with them. I've
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thought long and hard about that.They are. They are. It makes
me horny. That's that's how youtell. Well, then the tushy is genitals
When is the last time you moonsomebody? When I was eighteen years old?
You haven't mooned somebody? So howold are you now, sir?
So you you haven't mooned somebody intwenty some odd years? Come on,
yeah, no I have. Wewere on our way to beach week and
it was in the city. I'mmoving someone on two seventies. There we
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go. I was just gonna,well, you can't drive in mood,
I say the Diane. I can'tremember. Oh, come on, you've
never mooned somebody. I don't thinkso ever, if I did it,
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never probably now and shown some butt. I really don't think I have.
I really really know, Kristen,can you turn yourself on for a second?
God? Last week the see butnow it's it's twofold the I moon.
I've I've mooned people as recently aswithin the last couple of weeks.
But I'll do it with the boys, so that doesn't count. The Uh
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no, she doesn't. Actually,she's like, oh my god, enough
already. The but we'll do itin a fun way. I'm trying to
think outside of the boys. Thelast time. Oh and somebody at work,
like I've definitely mooned people in theoffice that I've done within the last
year. Definitely, Hi, Kristin, good morning. How are you good?
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Good? Good good? When wasthe last time you moaned somebody intentionally?
When was when was unintended? Yourskirt flying up? Isn't? Isn't
mooning somebody? That's just a shot. Well my apartment building if you walk
by the windows because you can seein and out right both ways. Okay,
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yeah, but that's I don't countthat that. That's just like like
you were getting changed. When isthe last time you purposely pulled your pants
down to show someone your ass?I was actually young, were you really?
Yeah? My brother and I were. You know, there's not a
lot of traffic where I'm from,right, so when a car would come
by, we're like, hey,we do rock paper scissors? Right?
Whoever lost to go moon the moon? Is that a big thing? I've
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heard of mooning? Obviously, I'venever done it myself. Wait a minute,
you've never mooned anybody? No,but you've never even mooned Lindsey.
No, And mooning has come upbefore. But has Lindsay ever mooned you?
No? But not in a car. People are mooning on America's roads.
When he said when he said beachweek, I was like, I
definitely saw that. The we're mooningfrom the car. Yeah, do you
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roll the window down and put theass out the window? I've seen both,
John, were you recently? No? No, no, no,
that's like when he said beach weekor when people would be making the trek
down eighty one. And you've gotall the j rad for whatever. You
always got mooned on anyone, Soif you had a Radford sticker, somebody
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from tech would show some cheek.Probably, yeah, but that is Hey,
John, when you when you mooned, were you mooning in anger or
were you mooning in fun? Sir? It was dumb, but his answer
was fun. Kristen has her handup now. In junior high, I
forgot about this one. The schoolbuses we were on a track meet coming
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back. You always mooned in backin the day, Like, oh,
it's so funny. One time Iwas driving behind a bus and I got
mooned. I'm like, that's soimmature. Now you did remind me.
I don't know. I don't knowthat I've ever mooned in a car.
I don't know that I've ever donethat. Has anybody Is it more common
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that you would moon for fun ina car or in anger in a car.
But isn't the response of the driveror drivers if you're mooning a line
of people anger like they there couldbe on their part. It could be
on their part. But like forexample, your motivation doesn't matter a little
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bit. It does to the cops. The m a cop. Is this
something I call the cops? Idon't think you're Oh my god, if
he got mooned by kids on abus, oh my god's one of them
threw a piece of paper out theschool speaking of the school board, I
will I will say, Kristen doesremind me that like for baseball in high
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school, we would moon cars behindus on the bus. But if it's
a single vehicle, right, nota bus full of dumb kids, and
somebody's and again I've never seen this, and somebody moans me. Maybe I'm
not calling the cops, But Iwouldn't be like, hey, yeah,
that's awesome, dumbs up. Ithink I would if I got moon Well,
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if I got mooned by a bunchof dumb kids, I would definitely
thumbs up them like I would I'dlaugh, like that would be funny,
like that would make me laugh,like I would be like, good on
you. And if, for whateverreason the cops saw the kids do it,
I would pull over and tell thecops I'm not bothered. I'm not
bothered by it, like let thembe. But even if even if I
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got moon for fun or anger,does anybody moon in anger? I didn't
think so. Nobody moves in angeras like a means of responding to being
cut off. You get cut off, you get flipped off, someone throws
trash or something, and you moonthem. Nobody mooning funny, Oh,
mooning's hysterical. It's it's no,it's it's meant to be funny. So
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at no point, but but butnot said in fun is kiss my ass.
And that's where I could see mooning. And anger is being mad at
somebody pulling the back of your pantsdown, exposing the pen holder, even
if yelling why don't you kiss myass? Even if the mooner has that
intent, there's not a guarantee themooney's gonna take it like that. And
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I gotta tell you, even ifsomebody mooned me in anger, I would
laugh. I would laugh, like, at no point would I be angry
by it. So even if they'relike slapping their cheek telling you which I
do, which I kiss it.No, I'm saying they're making it clear
there is an anger. Yeah,you're still laughing, laughing absolutely, absolutely,
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yeah, Oh I'm definitely not mad. And I got the answer to
your other question is if a cop, if a cop saw somebody moon someone
else, the cops on eighty one, right and tech Moon's Radford cops gotta
laugh like, that's not like,that's not a ticket. I bet you're
pulled over it. That's not eventhat's not even a warning. If I'm
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a cop, I just it go. Yeah. Not only do I let
it go, but I almost givethem the I'm gonna use a dated reference,
but I almost get in the oldzz top wave them on them.
Yeah, because it's funny. It'sfunny. The only way I think a
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cop would get mad is if itwas the driver of the vehicle who was
like trying to like'snefit their share andcheek it to the window. Can't do
that. And by the way,just because you know, all all things
are fair to me. And I'msure Diane you've done it, and I'm
sure we've seen it one hundred times, but tit's on the window is also
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funny. Never done that. You'venever done that. You've never done that,
You've never you've never put put themup on the passenger window for like
a trucker or something. That's alsofunny. That's also you know what,
that gets the big zzy top waveheaded on down the road line one.
Hi, Ellie in the morning.Yeah, Hi, who's this? Oh
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hey, this is Briani Glenn allenSon my buddy's bachelor party about eighteen years
ago. We had one of myfriends in the back seat. We told
him we were going to have themmove a toll booth attendant, yes,
and we were going to pay thetoll and just drive by. But instead
we had his butt out the windowand we stopped with his window up at
the toll booth attendant. So hehad to get down, pull his pants
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up, and pay the toll boothattendant after his moondom. That's good,
by the way. I bet,hey, thank you, sir. I
bet I'll have to check with Menino'swife, deb she used to work the
toll booth on the New York Thruway. I bet she saw some ass.
Yeah, probably, yeah, tollbooth attendant. Definitely, you've seen everything.
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The Yes, I've seen, I'veseen pulling it, I've seen,
I've seen orland, I've seen.I've seen but I've seen teas, I've
seen everything. Just think of thenumber of cars. Yeah, I mean
you've seen, you have seen itall. You've probably seen someone midpiss.
Where am I going? Line eight? Hi Ellie in the morning? Me,
(09:01):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?Hey? This is a day,
Yes, sir from Milosia. SoI moves my butt. Mys teenage son
and are in a tennis match lastmonth, a freeing match, and uh
we were losing and my son wasabout to serve, and I move the
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person who's going to receive the serve. So we won the point as he
served. Very funny, very veryfunny. That's good. That's good,
all right, very good, Thankyou, my friend. Thank you Lyne
for hi Elliot the morning. Goodmorning Elliott. Hey, who's this?
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This is Joe. How you doing? I'm doing great? What can I
do for you? Well? Imoved my wife yesterday. Uh so I
was watching the Tour de France onTV and there was a spectator that was
noon. He had a trout downwith his butt hanging out while he was
running right by the riders, andto imitate it, I went and showed
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her exactly what the guy did,running around with his ass hanging out of
his pants, hysterical and she laughedright, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah. And so anyone that waswatching Tour de France yesterday the last stage
you have finish line, there wasa guy. Yeah, it was live.
That's great, Yeah he was that'sgreat. I'll have to find that
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clip. But that's good. Ithink that that is I don't want to
say tradition. No, tradition.Is you right around the Shawn's lease who
drinking champagne? No? But overthe years, there's been quite a few
videos of spectators who casually have theirpants down at their knees, but they
know they're going to get that button television. Why doesn't that happen more
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for other events, like like whatnon racing events? Yeah, like,
if you know you're gonna be onTV, if you do that in a
stadium, you're gonna be kicked out. Yeah, but you're you're in some
random village in France. Yeah,Okay, I guess so, I guess
that makes sense. I guess thatmakes sense that you could pull that off.
Uh, where am I going?Line? One? Hi, Ellie
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in the morning, one, two, three, four, five six?
Who is this? Hey, thisis Sean. What's going on? I
just want to let you know.We got pulled over one time because my
buddy mooned somebody and I was downin like Virginia Beach on Virginia Beach Boulevard
and wait, so your buddy moonedsomeone and the cops pulled you over.
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Yeah. So we were driving andthey were like, hey, why don't
you go moon this person? Itwas like this young girl learning to drive
in a mini van and uh andyeah, and it was it was at
night too, So like I said, now I'm gonna jump over. I
was eighteen, my buddy was seventeen. We swapped seats in the back.
He puts his butt up against thewindow, and this cop under like he
was off duty, but he hadhis badge pulls up, flashing his badget
as we pulled over. He wasa prick. Oh so he didn't laugh
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it off. No, called mybuddy's parents. Buddy got in trouble.
It was ridiculous. Oh dude,he should have given you the old zz
top wave beyond through. Oh no, right, all right, very good,
Thank you, sir, Thank you. They sound lucky because it was
someone learning to drive, so they'rea minor. Now you think you'd be
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charged with a sex Oh no,you can't for mooning somebody. If that,
if moe is a crime, putme in jail. Maybe not as
another teenager. That's not. Comeon, you're gonna make me register because
I moon somebody haint the butt?So fine, take the sex crime out
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of it. If it's not aminer. Okay, but isn't when the
butt be in decent exposure front buttbut not not your real butt. Definitely
is no way your tushy is notin decent exposure. I don't know.
He might be right, then,why doesn't everybody at the pool get arrested?
Why? Because if they've got likethey got y? Yeah, how
much butt? What's the butt rule? Like, even if you're not wearing
(13:11):
a thonger, even if you're evenif you've got like on a real thin
bikini, what are the thongs onthe beach? It looks like it has
been debated over the decades whether ornot the buttocks is the genitals. It's
not. Do you ever think ofyour butt as your genitals? I don't
know. No, you don't know, or no, I said no.
(13:37):
By the way, here we go. This goes back a week or so
ago. Out of Cleveland, awoman mooned another driver on the I ninety
exit ramp to Columbia Road. Thecaller said, the woman in her forties
with reddish hair. What's that cracklook like? Uh? The caller said.
(14:01):
The woman in her forties with reddishhair exited her vehicle in a rage
and yelled and cursed at the otherdriver before pulling her pants down. The
suspect was captured on video. Officerspoke to the suspect, who was then
sighted with disorderly conduct. So shewas the driver, but she she got
(14:22):
out. By the way, thatis committing to the moon. You pulled
over. You pulled over to letthem see it. But you can't.
I mean, I'm trying to thinkthat's funny. Could you possibly do it
as the only person in a carwhile driving? Yeah, that's dangerous,
very well, Yes, it's dangerousto have a passenger moon nearby cars.
(14:45):
Not really. Yes, If theythen it's no different. You get upset
or it throws them off and theystart laughing and they veer in the other
lane. That's bad. But ifI'm trying to, I don't know how
you would do it. Driving.You would have to be you have to
have cruise control because if not,you're coming off the gas, or you
got it, you just you justexactly figured it out like that, or
you pop it in neutral and coastit. God, that's the cruise control.
(15:09):
Cruise control, you could definitely doit, but then you got to
be careful getting up on the seatand with the steering wheel, and you
want the EMTs to have to recoveryou that way. Where's pants down?
That's weird. It's like the reverseDoctor Dow. Instead of the shirt,
it's the pants down. Hi,Elliott the Morning four five six, Hey
(15:35):
Elliott, it's all Leo out herein Winchester. Hey, what's going on
dude? Uh So, I wasthirteen years old. We were coming back
two weeks after my dad's funeral.We were coming back on the inter State
seventy, heading back towards like Hagerstownand stuff, right, and I just
got it in me. My momwas driving. I'm sitting in the back
(15:56):
seat of the station wagon and Ipull them up hands down, started mooning
people, and somebody gave my momthe finger, and she yelled back up,
you're no better than him and gavehim the finger. That's pretty good,
all right, very good, thankyou my friend. Hi Elliot the
morning, Elliott. Yes, sir, real quick, what can I do
(16:18):
for you? I got charged withabcent exposure in high school. We uh,
we was given at school when Imoved a school bug and the kids
took down my buddy's bight and plateand that I had a letterman jacket on
and everything, and the cops calledhim and he gave up everything and gave
(16:38):
him my name, and yep,got called into the Charles County Shair's office
and you got charged with indecent exposure. Yep, it was I was.
I was under I was seventeen,so it didn't go on my permanent record.
Yeah, but still, did youtell him that Diane even thinks that
the buttocks are not in Diane's thearbiter, that even the butt talks are
(17:00):
not genitals. The cop was kindof laughing. My dad was not.
I'll tell you what and this isthis is how you know. This is
how you know, Thank you,sir. Whether the whether the tushy is
genitals. If you went to anAdults Club and the and the woman said,
I'll give you twenty dollars and youcould I'll dance. You could see
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my genitals, and she showed meher tushy. I would storm out of
that. Well, answer me this, Yes, our breasts genitals. Yes
they are. Yeah, absolutely yeah, and I'm good with them. I've
(17:44):
thought long and hard about that.They are. They are. It makes
me horny. That's that's how youtell. Well, then the tushy is genitals
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