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August 28, 2024 14 mins
Food poisoning, cell outage, and cyberattack.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When did you have food high Christen, honey, Hi, how are.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You having some technical difficulties.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
With your body?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was last week?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh wait, when did you have food poisoning.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thursday night going into Friday morning?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Why am I just hearing about this now? Wait? So
you had food poisoning while we were here?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh that's right, we were off. Yeah, no, it's very sad.
The wait, so when did you get food poisoning Thursday night?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Thursday? Well, technically one thirty one five ish right am
going in so Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
A Friday right right from what I think?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's salad?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
The oh, did you get the listeria salad?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Maybe I had it? I was just vomiting constantly till
nine thirty Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
The did you take your because you have your orthotic
in right now?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why I pulled that thing out? I was too worried
it would be like chucked in the toilet. St my
hurt for like days.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, no, that hurts.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
It feels like you pulled something, but did like Saturday
morning or Friday morning?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You were good after you chucked. No, oh, she said.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
It was like till like nine thirty the next morning.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
No, no, but that's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Like after after you were done vomiting for several hours,
then you felt okay, no, no, you still had it.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I like my throat was really sore from vomiting, right,
and then I just my stomach just felt so.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It feels like you got snakes in there.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, and I just like couldn't like I would walk right,
but it would just hurt to walk.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Do you do the prayer?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I always pray when I feel like I'm gonna vomit.
I pray for diarrhea, because because I hate.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Vomiting, I hate nothing to come out the other end.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's the only time I find myself being religious. Is
I don't know I am, I don't. I hate vomiting
so much. I hate it, and so I just sit
there and I asked the big guy, hey, give it
to me in number two and not I don't even
what number is this. I don't even know what number
this is. I mean, I know what three.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Is that I don't believe hasn't a number.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, well, I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I despise vomiting like I'm a very nasty, violent vomitter,
and so like I admire people that could be demure,
like Diane is a dainty vomitter md the but I
can't it is it's so loud and it's so aggressive
and it's so painful.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yeah, PbD the that's like remember our hashtag for when
we're rear ended?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh, yes, what is it?

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Remind me ebz l the plaese exactly. That's right.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But now are you feeling like did you feel better
as the weekend went on?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes, Saturday, I still had to like for breakfast, I
just ate a plane bland egg.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Right, No, that's fine, although that's a little that could
be a little oily, that's a little rough.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well how much weight did you lose?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh? I don't know. I don't check.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh I would have I would have been I would
have been on a scale while I was puked, like
that's scheduled physical.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Right after a stomach flap.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I couldn't keep water down? Oh, really went straight down
and came right back up.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's bad. That's when you know there's problems if you
can't keep water down. What do you is there a
culprit though?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
I know you said salad though, are you blaming a
grocery store? Are you blaming a restaurant's a good question.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, it's one of my I have these like really
yummy salad kits that I get right feet salads almost
every day and just stated it, and it's the only
thing I could think of.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, so I mean you may have you know, I
mean produce. If it doesn't get fully washed, you can
have all kinds of fecal and stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You've still had salad since the past two three nights.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I didn't turn her off of salad, no, no, but
I'm just saying that packet may not have been washed
as well as it should have, So it doesn't mean
that every salad would get to you the but like
now you're good.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, oh, fantastic, fantastic. Well, I'm sorry to hear that
you had food poisoning. A little upset that didn't make
the group chat.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
That it was vomiting traveling. I didn't want to disturb.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
You by me.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I'll share when she's dumping, but oh, not vomit. I
was traveling to appreciate. Wait, what are her technical issues
in there?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I don't know what do you have going on?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, the computer in the office doesn't connect. I'm having
Diane's issues on that today.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you call Dustin?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I did?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He was he dressed up like uh, like Liam or
nol today? Oh? Noel today, right, Jesus Christ. The all right,
So you have connectivity issues over there.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And then in this computer it says I sent him
a picture, right, and it says, sorry, but we're having
trouble signing you in.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is it is?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
That?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is that part of the AT and T issue?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is there an issue?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
AT and T is all jacked up.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
And by the way, I'm gonna call I'm gonna call
AT and T out right now they're liars because the
uh no, they are the AT and T lion. They
they had you specifically, Yeah, well no to the world,
Oh well to America. Do they have AT and T overseas?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
I do believe it operates, and.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I know that if you if you travel internationally, they
price gouge you like crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
The uh what's the live being told?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, so yesterday, so AT and T service went down
yesterday and they said it was They said it was
a software update, which, by the way, why why is.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That everybody's problem? Now?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Like crowd strike updates, every everybody who has an update,
it shuts down their entire system, So I don't I
don't know what changed in the last year, but nobody
can update their systems anymore or else everything goes out.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
So yesterday it started yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
And I noticed it because I was trying to make
a couple of phone calls on the way home yesterday
and nothing was going through.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
And I was like, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
But I could receive calls, I just couldn't make calls,
and like occasionally a text would go through or what
I'm an AT and T mobile user. The I'm not
saying that because I'm a paid spokesperson, the no, no,
but like so I would have to Like I was
talking to Keith Schimmel yesterday because I'm still begging for
a horse and so the so I tried calling him

(06:20):
and it wouldn't go through. So I sent a text.
I was like, can you call me? He called and
I couldn't get the call. So AT and T was down,
and a lot of people for AT and T. It
just switched over. And you know, like sometimes if you
don't turn your your your phone onto airplane when you're
on a plane, it just goes to SOS, which I
don't even know what that means the but it'll go

(06:42):
to SOS. So that's what a lot of AT and
T people were having yesterday, is it? Said SOS? And
this is like middle like late afternoon, early evening. Anyway,
my phone was jacked all day yesterday and all night.
Well here's where AT and T turned into a bunch
of pinocchios? Is they in on the over?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I know that was harsh, damp, Hey Elliott, mind your language. No.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
So anyway, on the overnight news they said if any
of you were having AT and T problems, The company
has released a statement saying that the system has been
fixed and everything is fine. Begged to differ, my phone
is still jacked up, So they didn't fix it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
They AT and T isn't fixed. My phone is still
jacked up.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
What stuff still going to that SOS message?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Or yeah, I'm well not message.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I still had just have that icon in the top
right hand corner of my phone. So, yeah, my AT
and T isn't working. So to AT and T, to you,
I say, you're a bunch of pinocchios. Feel like yes,
you feel like they lie.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
It's they said it was a software game problem, though
it wasn't something separate that was going on with you yesterday.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
No, my phone works fine. Okay, yeah, my phone works fine.
It worked fine earlier in the day. I don't know
it's not working now. I mean I was still able
to play Solitaire, thank god. But the but like my
normal stuff wasn't working because I keep getting that SOS message.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Well, can you, just like with the power companies, can
you report an outage?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Not on my phone? How am I going to report it?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
What am I going to call it from my office phone?
Let me see how you do this?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
The well does it say what is the what is
that stupid? It's not a stupid site down detector?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Does it? Still?

Speaker 6 (08:33):
I see that reference to articles I've never been I've.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Never used it either. I if my phone's out, why
do I need to see if it's out? I know
it's out now.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
They're not showing anything on their map at all.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Of course they're not. You know why a bunch of pinocchios.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
They are hold on at and two. Let's see look
at that. I mean they did spike between five and eleven.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, they were stuff. No, I'm telling you it didn't work.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
And they came on on the overnight news and said,
it's working again, but I can tell you right now
it's not.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
There are there were a few hundred reports this morning
since five am. Put me in about it.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Just put me in.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
So this is their down detector. Though. Does AT and
T care about this website?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
They should?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Shouldn't. I do it through them.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
But through AT and T?

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Absolutely, you want me to do both the do you mind?

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Okay, So you have a problem with an AT and
T mobile phone, landline, internet or something else?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Phone?

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Okay, mobile phone? Oh oh, take a report. Rate AT
and T over the past three months zero to five stars.
Three All right, thanks, close, fixed it?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
No comments. You can't put the Pinocchio slam in there.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
But is this, by the way, you know who else?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I mean, it doesn't really affect anybody here, but you
know you know who else has got it really bad
right now from a technical standpoint. And again, it doesn't
affect It doesn't affect my day to day. It doesn't
affect anybody's date today. SeaTac Airport Seattle to call the airport.
I think they're in day four of Well they got
cyber attacked, so they got they got hacked. But they're

(10:10):
they're having to like write tickets and like by hand,
like like seattack was all kinds of jacked up and
weren't able to weren't able to get into their their
computer systems at all.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So people that.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Were either says flying it or out. No Wi Fi
or phones, no baggage tracking. Yeah no, I'm all of
the departure and arrival boards are dark every everything.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
And again I don't know anybody that's going to Seattle
except for that the Starbucks CEO. But other than that,
I don't. I don't know anybody that's going through there.
But they've got it bad.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
What group is taking responsibility for that?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm bad. I didn't see at and t you know.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
What, Let me.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
And get to the airport three hours before your schedule
departure time.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
By the way, that's a minimum suggestion. Yeah, that's a
minimum suggestion for SeaTac Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
There x artwork on Seattle to Come International Airports page
says travel alert.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, I mean it's and this is I think day
three or four that it's been shut down, and I
think they're refusing to pay the ransom, which I get.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I mean, you don't want to do that anything. They're like,
do not check a bag. Yeah, you'll never you'll never
see it account No, but you have to check. I
mean some people are going away today, but people still
check bags. If you're going away for longer than you
can like shove into a carry on.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Or if your carry on's too big. We've seen that
happen where you end up having to check it.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
They're even having to use a temporary website because their
site is down.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh what are they using. They're using the sea Oh,
the Port of Seattle site. Yeah. SeaTac is jacked up.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
If you click on replies, and and they're not replying
to everything. But the most recent message to them is
we know ain't no Wi Fi in the terminal. Yell broke.
They apologize for the inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
So they're hoping because remember this weekend is a massive
travel weekend with Labor Day. Uh, and so they're hoping
to get it done before Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
But they are so backed up, so backed up.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh no they are they broke.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
No.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
No, they've removed men's and women's bathrooms and done non
gender facilities.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
No that that city's boy.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Okay, what kind of terrible human being made this disgusting decision?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Wait? Where was Where was?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
I love that in the middle of a cyber attack.
They responded to that.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Wait, where was where?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I just talked to milkman and he was traveling somewhere
for business and he went to I can't remember where
it was, but he went to a restaurant where it
is like you walk into like the rev.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
No, yes it was.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
It was a hotel lobby and you walk into like
instead of there being a men's room in a women's room,
you walk in and it's just the like the long
line of sinks, and then it's just like stalls, but
that you can't see under. It's like the fancy stalls
where the door closes all the way so you can.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Hoop and so.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
But it's just anybody can go in there, and anybody
can use the bathroom, right, It's just it's a non
gender bathroom, which is fine. I don't care. I've used
those before. It doesn't bother me. But Sam felt horrible
because a woman went into let's call it stall two
and closed the door. Sam went in the stall three
right next to her, and it was one of those
fancy ones, but instead of it, it's a full door,

(13:50):
but it has the slats in it.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, right, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, And he said, there is no question that woman
heard everything.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
God Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
He was so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
That can happen, they can happy. You know what he
should tell that woman about the sea tac I think
it's at fly Sea. Is that there their execount?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I believe so. I believe so.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Also, I'm gonna send a link. I saw a shirt
in Rehoboic that said my gender is non Biden area.
I'm gonna get that to them as way. Yes, at
fly s e A. There you go
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