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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you the winner in the room most pets? Yeah,
I guess so three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I have two, you have one, Christ has one. Oh,
how about Diane's the pet lady. Although that toad that
was in my yard, yes, that doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The crap out of me. I thought it was a
clump of dirt because it was a tan colored so
I raked that thing a lot with an actual rake.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh maybe he was like, man, that feels good, get
my back, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And then I saw the eyeball open, whoops, And I
was like, oh, sorry, buddy, all.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right, I'm still only going to count that as one. Now,
there was a day that I had six.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, and one or two dogs at that point, just.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What I had five? No, we had we had six,
six cats, but then we lost a cat, got a dog,
so we were still at six. And then when I
had the two fish, we didn't have the cats anymore,
so I would have been down to four at that point.
Now I'm only at two. Oh wow, that's a big toad.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Doesn't that look dirt?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It does until you see Thank god, I don't have
that in my yard.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Blink at you, Thank god we don't have that in Arlington.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, there are no toads in Arlington.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Never seen one, never seen a frog. All right, well listen,
how high up can I get it?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What are you trying to see?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I am trying to see if anybody can can come
close to a celebrity couple that I read about over
the weekend. They've got a lot, will never come close,
will never come close to what they have, And I'm
not prepared yet to give it whom or how many away? Christa?
Will you see? If you can find me somebody with
(01:42):
multiple pets? Please, I will tell you this. The celebrity couple.
I can tell you they have ten dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh wow, so they have property.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The You don't know that.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
You don't live in a normal single fair the celebrity
and have ten and have ten dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
They're celebrity. You think they've got just like a little patio. No,
they've of course they've got some space.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Is this gonna be? Isn't Hailey Weltch really into dogs?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
The maybe?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Maybe Diane looks confused.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Why can't I place Hailey Welch?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes you can?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
You you like turning your head to one side and
like making your eyes big does not help me here?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You want a clue?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Oh, you know better? Is her st Patrick's stay memes?
I told I avoid her the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh that's good, that's good dating famous. Now I don't know.
I know she likes snakes, So it's not her. No, no, no, no, no,
it's not her. It's not her. I'm sorry. Where am
I going? Christen? Line one, Hi, Elliot in the morning?
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Is this mean?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (03:01):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Who's this?
Speaker 11 (03:03):
This is Melissa?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Melissa? What do you have?
Speaker 11 (03:08):
We have eight pets? We have six dogs and two cats.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Wow. That's six dogs and two cats. Dude, that's awesome,
it is.
Speaker 11 (03:18):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You have six dogs? Do you do you live on
a farm or something?
Speaker 11 (03:24):
No, no, but my in laws came. So my in
laws then when they retired and they brought three well
four chihuahwah, but one has passed them. But then we
have three gigantic dogs, so we've got quite so different
by of animal.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wow, six dogs, dude, all right, you're an eight. Very good,
Thank you, ma'am, Thank you. Line seven, Hi, Yelli of
the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this? Oh? This is hey Ethan.
Where are you calling me from.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ol Virginia?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
What do you got?
Speaker 12 (04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We got two dogs?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
One cat and a bearded dragon.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I like the I mean, that's only four. You're kind
of wimpy the But I do like the I do
like all the differences. I like that it's not just
dog and cat. I like that we throw a bearded
dragon in. So you won't you won't, you won't give
me the most. But I do like the. I do
like the diversity of your pets. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You like lizards and exotic animals count more than once?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, they don't. I mean if if I came into
your house and you had a single bearded lizard, I
wouldn't walk in and go, oh my god, you got
four lizards welcome. No, it's one, all right. I mean
you can cut their tails off and they survive. Hi,
Elliott the morning. This is me, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What's going on this?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Chris?
Speaker 11 (04:55):
Ellie?
Speaker 13 (04:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I've been listening for a while, first time.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Calling in, Chris. I appreciate it what you got.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Okay, So I got five cats, two dogs, and the tortoise.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I like that, all right, so you're at eight.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
I like the tortoise.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The tortoise is a good wrinkle in there. The two
dogs very livable. Five that's a lot of cats, Diane says, yay,
but I like the tortoise throw.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, I rescued. I rescued two two of the cats
from my job, and they kept multiplying. So that's that's
how that's how I got the five.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'll take it. I'll take it all right. We're we're
still at eight, thank you, sir?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yes, can you give us a sense of how far
off we are?
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
At eight?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh, we haven't even we haven't even sniffed double digits yet.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, it's pretty close to ten. But how far off
are we?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Then?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Once we get to ten, maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We got a long way to go. Yeah, we got
long way to go. It's not like ooh, this couple's
at eleven. Come on, people, No, we got ways to
go live five hill?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Hell?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah, Hi, who's this mark?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So I got?
Speaker 10 (06:08):
I got three horses, five goats, thirty two chickens, hold
eight dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Hold on, hold on, thirty two chickens, eight ducks.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
I got uh qeuge twelve cat, and I got a
cheat dogs and then I got a quaker parrot and
then pherrekeet.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, wait, give me how many cats? How many cats?
He said, twelve twelve cat? How many dogs?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Keeo dog?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And what was the parakeet thing?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (06:46):
I got a I got a quaker parrot and a parakeet.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay too, So that's eight ten, twenty, twenty two, twenty four,
twenty five, twenty six, three, four or five. You have
sixty six pets.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I got a bunch.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
Yeah, we got twenty acres down there in Bulpeper, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And you know what I say to Millie, Bobby Brown
and Jake bon Jovie, suck it. They only have sixty two. Dude,
you've got sixty six pets. Oh my god. What does
a feeding look like at your house?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What do you say? What does feeding time look like
at your house?
Speaker 10 (07:31):
It's great, ye, I thought, well it takes about two
hours in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
And two hours in the evening to feed all the animals.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, oh my god. Now are people going to hey,
thank you my friend? Right now? You know what, Hold on,
don't go anywhere. You may be the shirt winner. Hold
on one second. Are people gonna say no, backyard chickens
don't count.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Does Melly Bobby Brown have backyard chicks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They have? I know they have some farm animals. And
I know, I know they have a pregnant donkey, so
that count is two, not yet because it hasn't been
born yet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, maybe on your side of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know they have ten dogs inside dogs. Only one
of them sleeps in the bed because Jake put his
foot down. They have twenty five farm animals. That's got
to count his chickens.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, I'm sure they're included.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
All right. If we're gonna count thirty two chicks, then
I'll give him sixty six. N Now, sixty six. It
takes two out four hours of your day is feeding.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Just feeding animals?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh my god, line four. Nobody's gonna beat that. Hi,
Elliet the morning, Hey to me, Yeah what you got?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I don't got sixty six? Holy cow, man, I got
I got nine cats and two dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's eleven. That's still a good run. Why do you
have nine cats?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
We didn't need to have iron cats. My stepson and
step dog a long blue dude with their cat. He
hit the line and the dog the dog's one's a
cane corso and one's a picnics And they think their
(09:20):
little big lap cat suit.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I hear you, I hear you all right, very good,
very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes, Tyler Jay was excited because he has twelve all
really ruined the fun of this. Two dogs, one cat,
two bearded dragons, two rabbits, and five chickens. You know what,
that's a good houl though, that's a good animals.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't again, nobody's going to get sixty six.
That's a good run though.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
All right here and wait to bring the mood down.
Well yea currently zero because we had to put Lucy
down two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, aren't you out of the running for a prize?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
All yeah, that's a great photo of the dogs, Silvio
huge and Loser crying facing Moji.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, I mean, listen, I'm not doing the contest of
who's put an animal down? Where am I going? Line six?
Hi Elliott in the morning, Hi Elliott? Maybe he can
photoshop my face onto his dog?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like mean to be mean?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why why he's trying to participate in a contest that
he knows he can't win. I just talked to you
guy had sixty six and he's like, boo, who I
have none? I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (10:35):
This is Bonnie?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Hi Bonnie?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
What do you got.
Speaker 14 (10:38):
Okay, Uh, so we've got four cats and two dogs.
But then we've got five or six lizards. We've got
thirteen snakes, there's.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
Four four frogs, and my daughter has about three dozen
different tarantulas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No way, keep going down.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
She's kidding.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
She made top sixty six three thirty six to.
Speaker 14 (11:15):
Tarantulas something like that.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yeah, what kind of asshold do you live in?
Speaker 12 (11:23):
I'm down here in Prince William.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'll say no more. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
talk to royalty like that.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
I've got Uh, she's also got a couple of centipedes.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, I'm not a WHI beetles, beetles, okay, getting out
in ants? Get out of here.
Speaker 13 (11:46):
She doesn't have ants at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Fourteen eighteen twenty four. That's three four five six.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Oh, she had sixty five until the bugs. The Yeah,
I'm not how that ends.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is she forgetting a bigger pet?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now?
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Let me I'm just trying to think there's something there's
there's something else. I know we've she's got those. Wait,
can we actually we actually did get another snake this weekend,
So make that s There.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We go, there we go, there we go? Hey, can
I can I ask you something? What? What?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
What?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You got thirty six tarantula's.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
That's my daughter.
Speaker 14 (12:31):
She loves them. How old is she She's almost twenty one.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
She's a ma'am. I mean this with absolutely no disrespect.
But your daughter, like at times like when when like
in a quiet moment, even you think your daughter's a
little bit freaky.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Right, Nope, she got it from me.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Oh really, so you're really she did.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're into the same thing.
Speaker 14 (12:57):
I used to run Virginia Rep Pow Rescue, where I
would have over one hundred animals in the house at
any time.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh, you're a hoarder.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
No, I was a.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Rescuer, and then I would place them into better homes.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
And I've been.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Yeah, I've been all over.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
I had articles in different magazines and newspapers and.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, all right, so good for you, Good for you.
Hold on, you could be a shirt winter Hold on
one second. Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Now, because you didn't count the bugs and the worms
or ants. People are wondering about fish. Oh, fish count
you're counting each People have like like twenty in an aquarium.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right. I know somebody that's got thirty six to rantle loose.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's different that is that's that's your count is double
the scarier the animal.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We're not counting fish.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm surprised to hear your counting fish.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, but I mean if you you still have to
feed them.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I know I'm clean, okay, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I guess she got it. She didn't say I don't
want somebody to be like, well, I got a great,
big container. I got four hundred and thirty eight fish
in there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean leaf bugs probably are bigger than most people's fish.
Oh god, that's a kind of stumble two. I would
definitely rake that away. My goodness, it's meant to look
like a leaf.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Hi, elliot, the morning is what you got?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I got eighteen dogs?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You have?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hold you have eighteen dogs?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes, yep, all right, fourteen number outside.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Where like where do they sleep?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
They have?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
They have outdoor kennels with hout with uh doghouses that
are insulated.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, all right, all right, that makes me feel better.
They're not just roaming the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
No, no, they're not out in no weather. They can't
get wet, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, So you have eighteen dogs twenty four rabbits.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Oh, I breed them and sell them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, okay, keep going.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Twelve chickens, m h.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Four ducks, two turkeys, yep?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh okay, Diane, don't say?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is that it's well as sixty pets fourteen eighteen, that's
twenty two, that's two four, that's sixty. Dude, you're up there,
you're up there. Suck at Millie Bobby Brown. All right,
very good, very good, thank you. So is that sort
of the natural time to stop?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Oh when you hit sixty, when there's so many people
round off right around there?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
How do you have eighteen dogs? I do love the
idea of them all having like their own little outdoor channels.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Because you want them protected from the elements.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, I don't want them just living out in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
So the other four are like looking at the windows like.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, it's like all the animated dogs who when they're
trying to show off, shake their bottom as they're walking by.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Look at me going in the house. Oh y'all, don't
smell the pork chops cookings. Oh it smells so nice
in here. Oh, the beds are so comfortable.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Line four? Hi Ellie in the morning? Hi, Yeah, Hi,
who's that hie, Matthew hit me. Hi, Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
What do you got?
Speaker 12 (16:33):
I got fifty chickens Jesus, twelve goats, three dogs, two cats,
two carrot, and if you're counting them, I have seventy
five eggs and an incubator that'll be hatching in the
next ten days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Don't count, don't count. I didn't count. Millie Body Brown's
pregnant donkey sixty two, sixty five, sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, that's their winner.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Eight
Are you the winner in the room most pets? Yeah,
I guess so three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I have two, you have one, Christ has one. Oh,
how about Diane's the pet lady. Although that toad that
was in my yard, yes, that doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The crap out of me. I thought it was a
clump of dirt because it was a tan colored so
I raked that thing a lot with an actual rake.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh maybe he was like, man, that feels good, get
my back, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And then I saw the eyeball open, whoops, And I
was like, oh, sorry, buddy, all.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right, I'm still only going to count that as one. Now,
there was a day that I had six.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, and one or two dogs at that point, just.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What I had five? No, we had we had six,
six cats, but then we lost a cat, got a dog,
so we were still at six. And then when I
had the two fish, we didn't have the cats anymore,
so I would have been down to four at that point.
Now I'm only at two. Oh wow, that's a big toad.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Doesn't that look dirt?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It does until you see Thank god, I don't have
that in my yard.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Blink at you, Thank god we don't have that in Arlington.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, there are no toads in Arlington.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Never seen one, never seen a frog. All right, well listen,
how high up can I get it?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What are you trying to see?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I am trying to see if anybody can can come
close to a celebrity couple that I read about over
the weekend. They've got a lot, will never come close,
will never come close to what they have, And I'm
not prepared yet to give it whom or how many away? Christa?
Will you see? If you can find me somebody with
(01:42):
multiple pets? Please, I will tell you this. The celebrity couple.
I can tell you they have ten dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh wow, so they have property.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The You don't know that.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
You don't live in a normal single fair the celebrity
and have ten and have ten dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
They're celebrity. You think they've got just like a little patio. No,
they've of course they've got some space.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Is this gonna be? Isn't Hailey Weltch really into dogs?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
The maybe?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Maybe Diane looks confused.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Why can't I place Hailey Welch?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes you can?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
You you like turning your head to one side and
like making your eyes big does not help me here?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You want a clue?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Oh, you know better? Is her st Patrick's stay memes?
I told I avoid her the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh that's good, that's good dating famous. Now I don't know.
I know she likes snakes, So it's not her. No, no, no, no, no,
it's not her. It's not her. I'm sorry. Where am
I going? Christen? Line one, Hi, Elliot in the morning?
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Is this mean?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (03:01):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Who's this?
Speaker 11 (03:03):
This is Melissa?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Melissa? What do you have?
Speaker 11 (03:08):
We have eight pets? We have six dogs and two cats.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Wow. That's six dogs and two cats. Dude, that's awesome,
it is.
Speaker 11 (03:18):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You have six dogs? Do you do you live on
a farm or something?
Speaker 11 (03:24):
No, no, but my in laws came. So my in
laws then when they retired and they brought three well
four chihuahwah, but one has passed them. But then we
have three gigantic dogs, so we've got quite so different
by of animal.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wow, six dogs, dude, all right, you're an eight. Very good,
Thank you, ma'am, Thank you. Line seven, Hi, Yelli of
the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this? Oh? This is hey Ethan.
Where are you calling me from.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ol Virginia?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
What do you got?
Speaker 12 (04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We got two dogs?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
One cat and a bearded dragon.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I like the I mean, that's only four. You're kind
of wimpy the But I do like the I do
like all the differences. I like that it's not just
dog and cat. I like that we throw a bearded
dragon in. So you won't you won't, you won't give
me the most. But I do like the. I do
like the diversity of your pets. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You like lizards and exotic animals count more than once?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, they don't. I mean if if I came into
your house and you had a single bearded lizard, I
wouldn't walk in and go, oh my god, you got
four lizards welcome. No, it's one, all right. I mean
you can cut their tails off and they survive. Hi,
Elliott the morning. This is me, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What's going on this?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Chris?
Speaker 11 (04:55):
Ellie?
Speaker 13 (04:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I've been listening for a while, first time.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Calling in, Chris. I appreciate it what you got.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Okay, So I got five cats, two dogs, and the tortoise.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I like that, all right, so you're at eight.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
I like the tortoise.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The tortoise is a good wrinkle in there. The two
dogs very livable. Five that's a lot of cats, Diane says, yay,
but I like the tortoise throw.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, I rescued. I rescued two two of the cats
from my job, and they kept multiplying. So that's that's
how that's how I got the five.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'll take it. I'll take it all right. We're we're
still at eight, thank you, sir?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yes, can you give us a sense of how far
off we are?
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
At eight?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh, we haven't even we haven't even sniffed double digits yet.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Well, it's pretty close to ten. But how far off
are we?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Then?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Once we get to ten, maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We got a long way to go. Yeah, we got
long way to go. It's not like ooh, this couple's
at eleven. Come on, people, No, we got ways to
go live five hill?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Hell?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah, Hi, who's this mark?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So I got?
Speaker 10 (06:08):
I got three horses, five goats, thirty two chickens, hold
eight dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Hold on, hold on, thirty two chickens, eight ducks.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
I got uh qeuge twelve cat, and I got a
cheat dogs and then I got a quaker parrot and
then pherrekeet.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, wait, give me how many cats? How many cats?
He said, twelve twelve cat? How many dogs?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Keeo dog?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And what was the parakeet thing?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (06:46):
I got a I got a quaker parrot and a parakeet.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay too, So that's eight ten, twenty, twenty two, twenty four,
twenty five, twenty six, three, four or five. You have
sixty six pets.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I got a bunch.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
Yeah, we got twenty acres down there in Bulpeper, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And you know what I say to Millie, Bobby Brown
and Jake bon Jovie, suck it. They only have sixty two. Dude,
you've got sixty six pets. Oh my god. What does
a feeding look like at your house?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What do you say? What does feeding time look like
at your house?
Speaker 10 (07:31):
It's great, ye, I thought, well it takes about two
hours in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
And two hours in the evening to feed all the animals.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, oh my god. Now are people going to hey,
thank you my friend? Right now? You know what, Hold on,
don't go anywhere. You may be the shirt winner. Hold
on one second. Are people gonna say no, backyard chickens
don't count.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Does Melly Bobby Brown have backyard chicks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They have? I know they have some farm animals. And
I know, I know they have a pregnant donkey, so
that count is two, not yet because it hasn't been
born yet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, maybe on your side of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I know they have ten dogs inside dogs. Only one
of them sleeps in the bed because Jake put his
foot down. They have twenty five farm animals. That's got
to count his chickens.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, I'm sure they're included.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
All right. If we're gonna count thirty two chicks, then
I'll give him sixty six. N Now, sixty six. It
takes two out four hours of your day is feeding.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Just feeding animals?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh my god, line four. Nobody's gonna beat that. Hi,
Elliet the morning, Hey to me, Yeah what you got?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I don't got sixty six? Holy cow, man, I got
I got nine cats and two dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's eleven. That's still a good run. Why do you
have nine cats?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
We didn't need to have iron cats. My stepson and
step dog a long blue dude with their cat. He
hit the line and the dog the dog's one's a
cane corso and one's a picnics And they think their
(09:20):
little big lap cat suit.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I hear you, I hear you all right, very good,
very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes, Tyler Jay was excited because he has twelve all
really ruined the fun of this. Two dogs, one cat,
two bearded dragons, two rabbits, and five chickens. You know what,
that's a good houl though, that's a good animals.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't again, nobody's going to get sixty six.
That's a good run though.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
All right here and wait to bring the mood down.
Well yea currently zero because we had to put Lucy
down two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, aren't you out of the running for a prize?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
All yeah, that's a great photo of the dogs, Silvio
huge and Loser crying facing Moji.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, I mean, listen, I'm not doing the contest of
who's put an animal down? Where am I going? Line six?
Hi Elliott in the morning, Hi Elliott? Maybe he can
photoshop my face onto his dog?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like mean to be mean?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why why he's trying to participate in a contest that
he knows he can't win. I just talked to you
guy had sixty six and he's like, boo, who I
have none? I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (10:35):
This is Bonnie?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Hi Bonnie?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
What do you got.
Speaker 14 (10:38):
Okay, Uh, so we've got four cats and two dogs.
But then we've got five or six lizards. We've got
thirteen snakes, there's.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
Four four frogs, and my daughter has about three dozen
different tarantulas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No way, keep going down.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
She's kidding.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
She made top sixty six three thirty six to.
Speaker 14 (11:15):
Tarantulas something like that.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yeah, what kind of asshold do you live in?
Speaker 12 (11:23):
I'm down here in Prince William.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'll say no more. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
talk to royalty like that.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
I've got Uh, she's also got a couple of centipedes.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, I'm not a WHI beetles, beetles, okay, getting out
in ants? Get out of here.
Speaker 13 (11:46):
She doesn't have ants at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Fourteen eighteen twenty four. That's three four five six.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Oh, she had sixty five until the bugs. The Yeah,
I'm not how that ends.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is she forgetting a bigger pet?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Now?
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Let me I'm just trying to think there's something there's
there's something else. I know we've she's got those. Wait,
can we actually we actually did get another snake this weekend,
So make that s There.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We go, there we go, there we go? Hey, can
I can I ask you something? What? What?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
What?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You got thirty six tarantula's.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
That's my daughter.
Speaker 14 (12:31):
She loves them. How old is she She's almost twenty one.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
She's a ma'am. I mean this with absolutely no disrespect.
But your daughter, like at times like when when like
in a quiet moment, even you think your daughter's a
little bit freaky.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Right, Nope, she got it from me.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Oh really, so you're really she did.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're into the same thing.
Speaker 14 (12:57):
I used to run Virginia Rep Pow Rescue, where I
would have over one hundred animals in the house at
any time.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh, you're a hoarder.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
No, I was a.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Rescuer, and then I would place them into better homes.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
And I've been.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Yeah, I've been all over.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
I had articles in different magazines and newspapers and.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, all right, so good for you, Good for you.
Hold on, you could be a shirt winter Hold on
one second. Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Now, because you didn't count the bugs and the worms
or ants. People are wondering about fish. Oh, fish count
you're counting each People have like like twenty in an aquarium.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right. I know somebody that's got thirty six to rantle loose.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's different that is that's that's your count is double
the scarier the animal.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We're not counting fish.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm surprised to hear your counting fish.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, but I mean if you you still have to
feed them.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I know I'm clean, okay, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I guess she got it. She didn't say I don't
want somebody to be like, well, I got a great,
big container. I got four hundred and thirty eight fish
in there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean leaf bugs probably are bigger than most people's fish.
Oh god, that's a kind of stumble two. I would
definitely rake that away. My goodness, it's meant to look
like a leaf.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Hi, elliot, the morning is what you got?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I got eighteen dogs?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You have?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hold you have eighteen dogs?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes, yep, all right, fourteen number outside.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Where like where do they sleep?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
They have?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
They have outdoor kennels with hout with uh doghouses that
are insulated.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, all right, all right, that makes me feel better.
They're not just roaming the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
No, no, they're not out in no weather. They can't
get wet, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right, So you have eighteen dogs twenty four rabbits.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Oh, I breed them and sell them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh, okay, keep going.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Twelve chickens, m h.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Four ducks, two turkeys, yep?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh okay, Diane, don't say?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is that it's well as sixty pets fourteen eighteen, that's
twenty two, that's two four, that's sixty. Dude, you're up there,
you're up there. Suck at Millie Bobby Brown. All right,
very good, very good, thank you. So is that sort
of the natural time to stop?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Oh when you hit sixty, when there's so many people
round off right around there?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
How do you have eighteen dogs? I do love the
idea of them all having like their own little outdoor channels.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Because you want them protected from the elements.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, I don't want them just living out in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
So the other four are like looking at the windows like.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, it's like all the animated dogs who when they're
trying to show off, shake their bottom as they're walking by.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Look at me going in the house. Oh y'all, don't
smell the pork chops cookings. Oh it smells so nice
in here. Oh, the beds are so comfortable.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Line four? Hi Ellie in the morning? Hi, Yeah, Hi,
who's that hie, Matthew hit me. Hi, Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
What do you got?
Speaker 12 (16:33):
I got fifty chickens Jesus, twelve goats, three dogs, two cats,
two carrot, and if you're counting them, I have seventy
five eggs and an incubator that'll be hatching in the
next ten days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Don't count, don't count. I didn't count. Millie Body Brown's
pregnant donkey sixty two, sixty five, sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, that's their winner.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Eight
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