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Trevor Noah, Sky Gets Pied In The Face. Throwback Trivia.

Episode Transcript

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San Diego. Welcome, Welcome tothe show. Yo, A new new
day is here, and what betterway to start it than with I feel
like the show is gonna be great. This show. I would like to
introduce you to the ringleader, Eddie. I have a young mindset, okay,
the mother of this crew Sky.If you don't know anything about me,

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you may not realize that I getcold very easily. I'm very rude,
I'm obnoxious, and I don't care. And Emily, ever since I
can remember, I've never wanted tosleep with another human. Welcome to the
show on San Diego's rock station Rockone oh five three. Who by I
honestly believed him the last time hesaid this, But now I don't know

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what to say anymore to have anothercat No, this is no, no,
no, Eddie, don't do thisto me today. Do I need?
Do I need to pull the tapeof the last No? I no
know how many times you've said theexact same thing you're about to say.

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Right up? You said that nono no, yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes.Here we go again, Guys, this
is a big day for me.I can't have it. Today's the NFL
Draft one of the biggest days ofmy life. It's one of the biggest
days of your life. Yes,I couldn't sleep last night. I was
turning. I got up at threeam without in a long clock and just

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stare at the ceiling. Do youthink that you may have a problem here
with wait, because of the draft? You couldn't sleep? Is that what
you're saying? Yeah, the biggestdraft of twenty years. What do you
like? What's going on up there? Did you hear my rant yesterday?
Okay? So just obsessing about yourteam and what they're going to do.
Yeah, So, like so thelast night, what happened to me with
Eddie? Right now? I justdon't need this. I'm a ball stress.

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I can't sleep. You don't needto be worrying about me. There's
another person you need to be worriedabout. That is your wife. Oh
yeah, because you don't hate itmore than anything. She has a problem
like you have a problem with yourfootball team. She has a problem with
rescuing animals. They're pretty much they'reboth born into this. I don't blame

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them. Her was born into hisobsessive behavior with this football team. Yeah,
I was because for my dad andmy grandpa and Haley's mom is Haley
is a copy from him. Themom tried to save a deer recently,
and I'm not going to get intothat story. That's an off air story
because it didn't work out well forthe deer. But her mom has rescued

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many animals over the years, andyou know what so is Haley. Haley
has rescued several types of animals.Never meet somebody who sees lost animals more
than my wife. It's wild,like she was. She's like Doctor Doolittle,
but for lost anime. It's soweird. Emily and I always marvel
at this because we don't, youknow, we're driving around, we're doing

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stuff throughout the day. Well,you guys have long drives home. Yeah,
well we have not only on dresshome, but you know, Emily
is out and about in the afternoon. I'm usually out and about in the
afternoon, and so we are aroundplaces all the time and different places.
Yeah, And I feel like I'mfairly observant, like like looking at the
street and seeing what's around me.As far as stuff like that goes,
I really, how often do yousee a lost animal? Honestly, it's

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probably been a year or two,a couple more than that. I'm almost
never. Honestly, I'm almost never. For me, Haley sees one almost
every day. Wild. I'll geta phone call a couple of times a
week heart really upset that she sawa dead dog on the side of the
road, or she tried to capturea dog or tried to capture cat.

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She keeps food her truck just incase she gives a plot. It keeps
a cat no can and a dogtruck and a leash just in case.
Wow. Everywhere she goes uh I, uh oh, yeah, we'll come
across dead rabbits time of time.Yeah, I saw possum this morning.
R I p Yeah, did youkill it like you used to? E?

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Don't do you killed a mother once? And then the little baby.
No, I was inescito. Itwas like three in the morning. It
was a little it was a littledifferent in the area. And all of
a sudden, I see this lineof baby possums crossing the road and I'm

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like, holy crap, you haveto swerve. You can't take out a
baby possum right now. So Iswerve, not realizing at the back of
the line of babies or at thefront of the line of the baby was
mama, dude. And then everybodypointed out to me because I literally came
in crying that by killing the mom, I basically killed them all, the

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whole family. Don't tell, Iwon't. I'm sorry. Was here,
awful? Awful? I'm killed thewhole family. I'm so sorry. So
again, Uh, here we are, Yeah, here we are. You're
here. You cats that you have, uh you know you've Marshall count the
first one. Marshall was like afaral cat, right he was. He

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was only a couple, like maybea month and a half old. So
she found a bunch of faro cats. She found a faral cat at her
work in the in the biohazard area, and then she followed it. She's
like a super villain. Yeah,she followed it back and there was a
ton of little kids. It's anorigin story, man. So she trapped
all the kittens. Yeah, andshould she be working? And then she

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took one of the kittens home becauseshe called the Humane society and you screamed
from the rooftops, I don't wanta cat. That cat will never come
in this house ever. And it'sjust not happening. Yep. By that
night that cat lived in your house. He stayed in the garage for a
few hours. I went out thereand he was the size of my hand.
He was that tiny and uh,then he was just in the guest

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room and that was it. Nowit's been almost five years we've had Marshy
and I love him. He's notas sweet as I thought he would be,
but I love him. The catsfor you. We both kind of
think too that my dog Oscar whopassed away his Oh no, what does
he look? He just hesitated becausehe knows what he's going to say.
He's looking at like, yes,you you hate this kind of stuff,

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but then you do it well.Some things that Marshall does are very Oscar
esque. And we both think whenOscar passed, a little bit of when
of him, a little bit ofhim went into Marshall's stupid that's so stupid.
But yes we have Marshall. Hayleyshows up very annoying with another cat

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and or stomps his feet on mywater. No, there'll be another cat
here. I'm not going to allowthis to happen. Refuse then next thing,
you know, yeah, has twocats. His foot was down last

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night I heard, Yeah, shefound this feral cat and was feeding it,
which I told her not to.While we were in Chicago. Oh,
we were in Dallas last August.I came home from the trip and
that cat happens to be walking aroundand then I said, no I did,
And then she's outside with it.And then next thing you know,
she has she's holding it. Shesays it needs a bath because it sticks,

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and I go, Hayley, donot bring that cat in the house.
It won't kim Next thing, youknow, another cat. And I
have two cats and guess what,guys, what, No, no,
no, there's going to be athird. There's going to be a third.
Way insane. How big is yourplace you it's like a seven hundred

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and fifty square Oh my god.I have two dogs, two cats,
and get ready because a third ison the way. What happened last night?
Haley made dinner? She made Uhfirst, I don't care, Okay,
Actually, like, what's that greenstuff you put on steaks? No,

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it's like a chimmy cherry. Itwas really good, sounds sounds really
delicious. So I'm eating out.I'm enjoying it. Oh, I'm glad.
I know, I'm enjoying it.Our barbecue grow broke, so it
was panned. Steak not as good? Oh uh on a Wednesday. Oh
yeah, it's okay. Some peoplea Wednesday. So we're eating steak.

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We're watching Modern Family, almost donewith the series, oh god, shows
eleven seasons. So and then shenotices my our cat Marshall is looking out
the window, and he's making weirdcat noises, you know, looking around,
you know, sound like normal catnois. Okay, okay, it's
weird, you know what I mean. No, weird cats make weird noises

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sometimes, and clearly like he's he'slooking at something. Tail went from back
and forth, Yeah, exactly.And he's just doing the thing where he's
like hunting a little bit. Buthe's never gonna do. What's he gonna
do. He's the biggest puss onearth. Okay, And Haley, she
jumps over there and she starts makingweird Haley noises. No GoAir tails wagon.

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She doesn't know what's going on,and then she goes, I gotta
go outside, and I go I'mnot paying attention at all because I'm locked
into my phone and the NFL draft. No, I'm going through waves of
emotion. Oh God, waves ofemotion, and so I'm just not I'm
like, I probably just said no, I don't want that. I have
no idea what she's talking about,no clue what she's talking about. So

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she's outside, and then I noticedshe's outside for like ten minutes. So
I'm like, I noticed, wheredid she go? I have no idea
where she went. I put myphone down. She comes walking, go
what's out there? She goes,Oh, there's a kitten out there running
around, and I go, Igo, Hayley, No, it's not
happening. I go. We livein a seven hundred and fifty square foot

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home. We're not moving until December. We have a puppy who just had
surgery, we have two cats whofinally everyone gets along, it's not happening.
And she's, no, no,now, I just feel really bad
for the kitten, and I justwant to make sure it was so skinny,
And I go, I don't carehow skinny it was, it's fair.
Oh, it's not happening. Sothen like an hour later, she

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is like, you know a dogthat sees somebody outside that stares out the
window, that's my wife. Likean hour later, she's looking out every
window. She's trying to find it. She went outside one more time to
see it because she has a friendshe works with who would love the cat.
And I go, the cat's notcoming to my house, Haley,
it's not. So we go tobed and she goes, you couldn't find

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it. I wake up this morning, I go to leave and guess what
I see outside? But guess whatI see outside? The kid? No,
a bowl of food that she leftoutside last night without telling me,
for the kid, for the coyotes. And I texted her. I'm like,
Haley, it's not happening. Yeah, that's cute, Emily, this

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guy, Yeah, what's up?How long until this cat is in the
house? I think maybe right now? Right now, right now, Yeah,
in the house. Right now.It's arriving soon to the porch,
and she'll she'll be bringing it inthis morning. Second she sees it without
Thor home, it's coming inside thehouse. So Thor has three cats.

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Three cats? Now, yeah,this is her friends. I'm not And
then what's going to happen. You'regoing to see the cat. It's so
cute, and he is going tojustify I guarantee you. He's going to
say he's going to say we aremoving in December. That's only x amount

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of noble name name Haley because that'sEminem's daughter's name. We have Marshall Kim
a little confusing. Yeah, whywould you name the name is your wife?
That's true, n B Rabbit maybe, but we're not. We're not.

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It's not happening, dude, No, I'm not. I had to
pay money for the last animal,paid extra security deposit for the last animals.
I'm never going to get back.It's not happening. It's not happening
today, not today. Not Today'sone of the biggest days I've ever had.
Well, we can't take you seriously. I can't take you seriously because

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I've heard you say the exact samethings before, and now you've got four
animals. I mean, come on, how many times? I just if
we lived in a bigger house,I would be like, hey, pal,
you're drafting a cat. That's whatyou're drafting. Draft with the first
Haley. I'm your kid, Welcometo your world. Now, will you

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be more mad about drafting a cator not drafting a quarter? My whole
life depends on your rife. Probablyjust heard that and goes well, that
means we got a cat. Thatmeans we get a cat. So congratulations,
pal. Have you brushed your teethyet this morning? Now, when

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you brush your teeth, do youuse hot water when you brush or cold
water? We're gonna see who useswhat. Coming up next on the show,
a rock with a five three Yeah, tep Leopard kick it off Throwback
Thursday on the show, It's ROCKOfive to three. So Sky has told

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me for years this he has sensitiveteeth. She's very sensitive to temperatures with
your teeth. Yeah, aren't theyfalling out? Crazy? Got bath falling
out like crazy? Well, wegot we got two issues. They're not
falling out. We got two issues. I got deep grooves, guys,
deep deep grooves, which makes me, you know, get cavities more than

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the average folk because of the grooves. I don't believe that, Emily,
you weren't here. There was atime when Sky wasn't using a toothbrush or
toothpaste and she was using your fingerin coconut oil. Yeah, I was
oil pulling. So so like,is it deep grooves or is it bad
hygiene? Okay? Can you not? Can you not saying people oil pulling

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less than brushers, some hit peopleof okay, but so yeah, so
I got deep grooves, which notgood. And then it turns out that
I have discovered later in life thatI am one of those lucky people who
clinched their teeth in their sleep,and I guess and I didn't realize,

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clearly didn't realize that till I bustedtwo teeth completely out to the point where
they could not be salvaged. AndI've been dealing with that ever since.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, theyhave to they couldn't even salvage them.
So yeah, So because of thedeep grooves, my teeth gets get extra

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sensitive. And yes, sometimes hotand cold can be a little aggressive.
So when you brush your teeth inthe morning, do you use warm water
or cold water? I try andget warm water, but you know,
depending on where we're living and howlong it takes the warm water to get

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there right now, are well,it changes because I've lived in places where
the hot water unfortunately our bedrooms atthe end of the line, so it
takes a little while for the hotwater to get back there. And so
I would like it to be lukewarmwater and in a dream world, but
unfortunately most of the time. Itis cold water really yeah, yeah,

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and then and then I can immediatelytell it's a house. It's just like
a two mile long pipe. Yeah, I just I just The only time
I use the water in the morningis for brushing the teeth, so you
know, it's on real quick.It's off real quick. So it's it's
it's cold. But run no,and then go to the bathrooms I used

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to do. I mean, howmuch water are we wasting back? It's
just takes me. It was justan earth Day bathroom. It was just
earth Day you guys. I mean, can you not? You don't just
rinse it in the toilet? Whywould I rinse my tooth? It's so
disgustingly Well, no, you can'tsay that anymore. I got a pristine

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bathroom. Now excuse me, theboys get in there. It's happening.
Oh no, When you brush yourteeth in the morning, what do you
use? Hot water? Cold water? It's warm in the morning, cold
at night. It's warm in themorning. Because I washed my face in
the morning, and so I justleave them. I brushed my I turn
the warm water on, brush myteeth real quick, and then I washed

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my face with the warm water andturn it off. And then in the
evening, I showered already, soI don't wash my face in the evening
because I've already watched the shower.So it doesn't depend on your mood.
No, it doesn't depend on it. Else it's a vibe. Sometimes I
want cold water, sometimes I wantsometimes I want she doesn't use. They
depends on my mood about I'm coldonly if it's hot. It's weird when

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I put warm, warm or hotwater is weird. When I brush my
teeth, I put warm water ona toothbrush with toothpaste. Yucky. I
am cold only, and I don'tgo. I rinse it onto the I
put some water on the toothbrush veryquickly, and then I have the water
off one brushing my tau. SoI don't plan. You're conservative environmentalists,

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big on that, big on that. Yeah, So so I do that
and then I'll like quickly. Iactually, once I'm done brushing my teeth,
I use listerine or any mouthwashed thatI have before. I put water
in my mouth, so you rinseout with the mouthwashed first. That's weird.
I just get after it. That'sweird. It's weird. Yeah,
I didn't see that. And thenyou rinse out the mouthwash with water.

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Yeah, what's the point. Yeah, but you know that after taste you
get for a second, that's thepoint of the mouthwa But I think it's
just do one. I don't,I just do one little like it's really
bizarre. I am kind of likethe cold water, only it's more refreshing.
Oh yeah, is that what you'relooking for with when you brush your
teeth? Fresh breath? Oh mygod? You so it's more refreshing,

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So refreshed? She does both?Yeah, think, but I think I
enjoy the cold water. It's betternot it's just better hucked it. So,
yeah, I'm a cold water guy. Only oh I don't even know.
I wouldn't even know what to dowith warm water. But you'd be
so confused. I wouldn't like it. So they looked into this and ask

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people, when you brush your teeth, which do you prefer cold or hot
water? Yeah, they pulled overeleven thousand Americans because a lot of people
assumed, and I guess these arethe cold water people assumed that everybody just
used cold water. But that turnsout not to be true. Thirty seven
percent of Americans use warm or hotwater when they brush their teeth, and

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when they break it down regionally,people in the Northeast do this the most,
maybe because it's you know, colderthere, but forty two percent do
hot or warm water in the Northeast. They say, that's five points higher
than anywhere else in the US.And it's very interesting because then they then

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asked, how many of you keepthe water running all you brush your teeth
like like Emily, Uh, onlythirty five percent of people of planet haters,
U, excuse me? Keep thewater running. It's not all like
high and it's for like about sixtyseconds. Well, it's flowing down the
street water. I used to dothat. I used to be one of

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those. But my sister when Iwas younger, just ripped into me for
it and scarred me. Oh,I'm afraid to ever run it with you
ever run it the water well?And it's interesting. Thor brought up his
weirdo listerine habit because they asked threequestions in the survey, and the third
and final question is do you rinseafter you brush? Do you rinse at

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all? And seventeen percent of Americansdo not rinse after they brush walk around
with toothpraist. They just brush andgo, yeah, it's weird, just
spit it out like you spin.Yeah, and then you just leave the
remnants. And then I guess thenI'll spit and then I like put more
water on the rush and we'll keepbrushing a little bit. And I think

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I do that a couple of times. But you never actually rinse. I
never actually rise. Oh, butI don't have like I'm still I'm putting
the no toothpaste brush back in andthen there's water. That's so I understand
what you're saying. But even thatthere's still remnants of toothpaste. You can't
get it without rinsing your mouth.My mouth doesn't feel like I have toothpaste.

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Does you have it? You have? I don't. I don't do
sometimes because I feel I want to. Sometimes it's a middle toothday, and
then I leave the water running whenI got to work, So the sky
it's just staring at her. I'mmore freaked out about what Emily does than

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what Door does. No wild that'smore psycho. It isn't because he's water
out of the brush. You doyou suck the water out of the brush.
Why don't you just cop it throwthem in your mouth. I mean,
I've done that before once in awhile. I guess it's not how
much water shots probably drown. Sosometimes you do, sometimes you don't.

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I guess I can't figure you out. Man, I've never met anybody like
you. I've never met a moreinconsistent human being in my plan. It's
just different. I'm just different.Yeah, very all right. Remember when
you used to get furniture from afriend or your parents, like hand me
down stuff, and you thought thatwas a score, like, oh,
sure that couch is missing a cushion, but it was free. How cool

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was that? Well then you getolder and you go, okay, that's
not gonna fly anymore. We're goingto go over the things that used to
be cool until you got older.When we get back on the show on
Rock with a five three candle boxon Throwback Thursday, it's the show,
It's Rock with five to three.This guy, you're just fifteen minutes away
from having some path. I can'twith everything going on right, Like,

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I can't even look at you becausewhat's going on behind you right is so
stupid and it looks like Sky's Houseon Saturday night. Okay, that is
not what my house looks like ona Saturday night. You're drunk, okay,
set up some weird stuff, differentpies. That's not the vibe.
This massive tarp you have plastered upon the wall makes me feel like somebody

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is just like gonna get shot,like taken out by the mob, like
Dexter. Yeah, and like rolledup in this tark good fellas, I
mean used for you're the Tommy ofthe show. Yes, this guy is
about to get pied in the facefor her horrible choice of not putting Ozzy
Osbourne in the Rock and Roll Hallof Fame. Okay, I was wrong,

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and you're about to get pied.I don't feel like we need to
do this coming up at seven o'clockthis morning. So there are all kinds
of stuff that used to be coolwhen we were younger, and then as
you kind of grow up, yougo, I don't know if that's cool
anymore. You know, like likewhen you used to have just your mattress
on the ground and that's how youused to sleep. You know, that

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used to be cool. It's easierto move, bro, But can you
I mean I can't even get upfrom the mattress on the floor anymore.
You're doing like a little bit oflike Homer model. And in our new
bedroom, we had our mattress onthe floor until our new bed frame came
in. And no joke, myman, Robert Goes just got nice.
Let's keep this here kind of nice. He was dead serious. He's a
serial killer, and I go,are you in safe? We're adults,

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were in prison, so good guy. We have an entire list of things
here that used to be cool untilwe got older. Yeah, this was
a thread, and here are someof the most popular answers. Staying out
late just in general. I mean, it doesn't matter, That's all you

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really have to Sayah I can't.I mean if I am out past ten
o'clock for funies, Oh, thisis bad news for me. I gotta
I gotta recover, like day,multiple days. Yeah, happened to me.
Oh he used to do all nighters. Yeah, come in here,

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drunk. What happened? Yeah?I was at Hayley's aunt Tina's house a
while ago, and their daughter istwenty one or twenty two, and it
was like ten thirty. We weregetting ready to leave, and her daughter
was like, all right, I'mgonna get ready to go out, like
you're going out now ten thirty whenI get home. It's insane. But
that was cool back in the day. Yes, things that used to be

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cool until we got older. Sharinga hotel room with friends. That's a
great one because that's what you alwaysdid one to share. Well, it's
not only kind of fun, yousaved money, it's ready together. Emily
still does this, which I cannotwrap my head around. Still kind of
do both of these. I haveto have my own space, like,
I don't care. I'm an establishedgentleman now, yeah, and so I

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can afford by a hotel room.I'm not sharing with anybody. I don't
care what. I barely want toshare it with my wife. I kind
of do get that. But sometimeswhen I do share with our girlfriends,
like the purpose of the trip isfor all of us to be in the
same Oh, thank you. IfI go to Vegas with my boys or
whatever, you're getting your own room, dude, I don't care. I
don't even know if I want tobe on the same floor, you know,

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like I me the lobby have fun, guys. Okay. The next
thing used to be cool until wegot older, trends, following trends,
keeping up with trends, you geta certain agent. It's like Door Still
tries to do this. Everyone's whilewill drop like, oh, yeah,
you know this is cool. HaleyHaley tells him what's called. Yeah,

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he'll try to try to do it. Did you what do you care?
Did you ever figure out your gymsock trends? Yeah? Probably? Yeah.
My wife was telling me that everyonewears high socks now at the gym,
and I said, and she shewent to the gym and tried to
wear socks over her leggings, whichis like a cool thing, but she
picked the wrong socks and she hasfocus on that are huge. Wow,

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like it looks terrible. But thenshe said, we'll look around, and
I was looking around and I wasthe only guy wearing ankle socks. No.
So yeah, I've been trying todecide which high socks I'm going to
buy, but I can't make adecision. So I'm hoping the trend dots.
You're waiting for the trend to diettried for this long to find socks.
That's pretty bad. Yeah, whenwe were younger, it used to

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be cool when you got brand newfurniture that you just put together yourself.
You know. Oh so cool.Now that's a nightmare. No chance going
to crowded clubs and bars. They'rethe most popular ones in town. No,
no, we avoid those, don'thear anything. No owning a futon,
it's a couch and a bit prettylegit. I honestly do all of

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these things still, kind of like. We did have one in the office
and I was excited about it becauseit could convert. So you and Robert
not that you were made fun ofyour man, Yeah about two minutes ago.
And you do all these things right, yeah, pretty sad. I
mean you need to sleep on I'verealized how miserable that is. It's so

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uncomfortable. I don't really have guests, but just in a pinch, if
you went somewhere and you had tosleep on a futon, you would think
that's cool. If it was acomfortable foods crazy doesn't exist. Emily is
cheap with like the weirdest things whenit comes to comfort. She's cheap,
like because how old is your mattressnow? Or didn't you get a new
one like Amazon? You know whatI'm saying, And it was she wants

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a futon, like, my mattressis very comfortable in my bad, very
defensive cuff. I've got double mattresstop plus a memory film. Wow,
okay, I always like two hundredbucks. It was six hundred. Thank
you. Oh you didn't need tosay that, very said. I mean
it's a mattress. I'm not likerevealing too much, say my salary.

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That used to be cool, welluntil we got older, going on risky
adventures like whitewater rafting. And Iwould still love to do that one too.
I've always wanted to do that.I'm gonna get injured. No,
thank you. You don't barely wantto leave your house, okay. And
finally, on the thread of thingsthat used to be cool until we got

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older, is spending hours caring aboutour appearance before we go out of the
house. Emily definitely does that aboutall right. You know what's cool?
What is cool? An Ozzy Osbourneis cool? Yes? And him going
into the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame, obviously, I agree, super

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cool. Somebody doesn't think so,they're gonna get pied. Sky is about
to get pied. We cannot waitfor this. This is coming up next
on the show. A rocket offive three Metallica on the show. It's
rough five three. You can seethe scene that is going on in here

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right now. It is wild.First of all, Sky is prepped and
ready to get pied. She hasgarbage bags all over her body. She
has a ridiculous swim cap shower capon that has like lady bugs on him.
Where do you even find I shower? I used to have like baby

(30:25):
dolls and stuff, and then Iremember having baptime baby doll and so it
was a baby doll. I broughtthat in for Sky. This it's a
human shower shower. You don't lookhuman at at all. But Emily hates
everything that's going on right now.How Sky is prepping for this pie thing.
You listen, you're the vet you'vehad. You've had the pie in
the face before. I just hada lot in the face hot dogs,

(30:48):
pies, other stuff, what other. We're not doing this. It's not
about me right now, okay,but yeah, everything you made you you
were screaming at her, just theway she's putting these things on her legs.
She got trash bags on her legs, scoring about everything wrong. I
feel like you didn't like the wayshe put on the swim cap. Yeah,
she didn't have a hair tie toput her hair. It is ridiculous.

(31:11):
Look at this, it's normal.Normal. I made trash bag leg
warmers because I really wanted to protectmy socks. You know how my fuzzy
house socks off because the toenails haven'tbeen paid for a while. And I

(31:33):
didn't realize that until you know,we were in the moment. And even
though I brought like, you know, grungy clothes, sweet Ryobi shirt under
thank you, it came free.I believe at Home Depot when we purchased
a tool. So you're giving aa shirt. You're wearing a Home Depot
shirt thank you. And then Ijust I went trash bag on top.

(31:55):
So we poked a hole through thetrash. It was like a pinhole.
Yeah, we just used a littleballpoint. I literally had to make the
hole bigger because these jerks, it'sbecause of your nose got caught up a
normal Let me explain what's going onhere. So the reason why Sky is
in this ridiculous situation is because ofher big mouth, that fat Every year

(32:20):
we make our picks for the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame, and Emily
set the president a couple of yearsago, which she didn't believe Eminem was
going to be a first ballot Hallof Famer. You thought he was going
to have to wait. It wasa wild statement on my behalf. It
was I'm to the point right afterwhere we said, listen, okay,
if you're wrong, because you gotdefiant like you do. If you're wrong,
we get to pie you in theface, and you agreed to it.

(32:43):
And lo and behold Eminem first ballotHall of Fame. A shocker.
And so you did get to pieyou in the face that day. You
hated it. It was horrible.Seem to like it. I smelt like
milk afterward. I didn't think aboutthat more sour by the minutes. Can
we not be talking about that?Perfect? Was disgusting? Right? That

(33:06):
was revolting? Okay, So thenthis year's nominations came out a few like
a month ago, I don't evenknow I remember, but last week they
revealed the results and it came inthat Ozzy Osbourne was up for a nomination
and we were all like, oh, yeah, no brain or Ozzy obviously
is a Hall of Famer. Ipicked him, Emily picked him, Thor

(33:30):
picked him Sky did not. Shesaid, no, Ozzie not a Hall
of Famer at this time, whichwe were like, what are you talking
about. That's a no brain electic, and she, you know, did
what she did, and she gota little defining about it. Well my
take was, I believe Ozzie deservesit, but I thought, because he

(33:51):
was already in for Sabbath, becausethere was a long list of other good
people, that the Hall of Famewould wait a year. So I thought
I was like being smart thinking aboutthe pick and not just going with like
who should be in, And soI stood by it because I didn't think
they were going to give it toit. So he said, all right,
well, then the same parameters thatwe had with Emily of her ridiculous
eminem pick has to be for thisOzzy Osborne selection. And Sky finally agreed.

(34:15):
She said, all right, you'reso confident. I was. I
still am shocked that they She's stillthere's there's two time Hall of Famers everywhere.
Yeah, Rick Flair, x pocNa, Scott Hall. I mean,
these guys are all two time Hallof Famers. Well, here we

(34:38):
go. Because the results came inand of course Ozzy Osbourne made it into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So this has led us to hear
where Sky looks like trash Okay,I'm wearing trash bag. Somebody she's a
trash bag? Is that what itis? And Lady bud Shower Caf.

(34:59):
Yes, I'm rocketting right, whichmakes me even more happy that we're gonna
pie you because you look so ridiculous. Okay, so since we're all really
good friends and we've been friends forso long, we're going to keep it
cool. What does that mean?Well, I understand I agree to this
bet, and I'm a woman ofmy words, so I will be paying
off this bet. But that doesn'tmean that say, you need to take

(35:21):
your aggression out because you're worked upbecause today's the NFL Draft and then you
you're spending you put a little extraumph. I I just saw a tweet
I really disagree with. So Igot a lot I can't I can't tweet
right now because we're on the air, unfortunately, So I really got a
lot of aggression you take out?Can you not? Can you not?

(35:42):
Eddie had mentioned the prominent nose.I don't need it broken or coming out.
You've also been getting on his nervesa lot lately. Well, I
think Sky as somebody that's been throughthis before, just last true veteran.
I will tell you I don't wasit. I don't believe anybody really kept

(36:02):
it cool. Oh I'm just justgood A fair warning. I felt like
I kept it cool, like Idid a smush around, but it was
a light smush around. You're not, you know, the strongest, You're
you're lifting up the ta these twothough, these two didn't go hard in
the paint, but no cool hedid. But in the commercial break you

(36:23):
were warming up your shoulder. Soyes, yes, I concerned. I'm
just doing my due diligence. Heres guy. Okay, all right,
Emily, let's load up the pythonhere loaded up because you're an idiot.
Hey, why give me? Yeah, give it to me, give it

(36:43):
to me so much with great Ithink we're good, Emily. Yeah,
I mean you got to save somethingfor the rest of us. Okay,
Yeah, that was unnecessary to makethat. I will go first. I
get to I'm not the longest,so I feel like I've heard this right.
You gotta hurry up before that thingflattens. Yeah, look at this
thing. This is that's a goodway to start. That's good with cream.

(37:08):
Yeah, that's delicious, but Igot it with him. It smells
so good, really good. It'sprobably not gonna smell so good in like
two hours, but it's in myhair. You're probably right, Skot.
Can you relax? This is whyI think you're annoying, lady. Just
chill out. Only dogs can hearyou right now. Your voice is so

(37:34):
ridiculous. Oh, here we go, the first pie for Sky in the
face. Here we go, herewe go. I would I would shut
that mouth of yours Eddie. Iknow Eddie's got the pie two one right
in your face. Oh yeah,your mouth is open. How could you

(37:57):
not breathe? You know how tobreathe out of your mouth? Plus phobia,
clusterphobia issues that that unfortunately fell righton your clothes. Now Emily is
doing her pie. Guy, didyou bring your towel to wipe your eyes
or you're just gonna sit there?Yes? Yeah, use her, use

(38:17):
her, use her blanket that shehas, use her blanket, Sky's own
blanket. Yeah, okay, Emily, use Sky's blanket, towel. Here's
the paper towels. Okay, Sodo you want to wipe her eyes?
So that you can see the nextpie. Your makeup is everywhere, all

(38:46):
right, what are you talking about? Yeah? Probably wipe your face.
Sky, that's why we just gaveyou. And there's a giant What does
she like? You? Guys?How do I can't feel you on your
nose? Oh God, this ismore ridiculous than I thought it would be.

(39:09):
I am stunned. Okay, allright, is next? I have
to I'm getting angry with the trueveteran while you're stretching your legs. Yeah,
she's a weird chick man. Yes, here we go. Emily is
next up for the pie. Like, she holds her breath and then it

(39:30):
freaks out because she can't breathe.You're holding your breath. Honestly, that
was a really weak I got waymore on Like that's crazy. I don't
understand what happened there, Emily.If you didn't even get the pie on
her, Hey, you did abad job. I think I did a
different job, and I think itwas a good job. Sky. When

(39:51):
you hold your breath, Sky,when you hold your breath, then you
can just breathe afterwards, you likefreak out like a right though, you're
getting all over my stuff. Door. Just with it. I think that
all right? Next, and finallyThor is up left bit okay, well

(40:14):
me go on the other side.All right, here we go. Lor
is the closer here around her face? Is it? Alright? Here we
go three two, one, ohhard hard hard in the pa oh man,

(40:40):
he smashed it and now Sky isfully in just a mess. It
is everywhere that is wow is wow? Stop with you? How Sky?
That was the final one? Wowface? I don't know what is what

(41:06):
she's doing over? Okay, thisis getting too much. This is ridiculous.
Was wild? Okay? Right?Yes, all right, there we
have it. Sky got pied.How do you feel now? Osborne Hall
of Famer. Okay, the videowill be up. It was recorded to

(41:29):
don't worry, so you'll be ableto see Sky get Hers, one of
the biggest Aztec players for the pastfew years, could be leaving. We're
gonna tell you who has put hisname in the transfer portal next to sports
dirt. It's weird to stink scenario. What is it doesn't go sour so

(41:53):
fast? It's pretty remarkable when theface the face smells within five minutes,
like I thought, Okay, I'mgonna have this sweet milky, and then
by like four hours from now itdid'd get gross. No, it is
immediately gone sour. I've washed everythingI can wash and at the stak you're
supposed to eat it, You're notsupposed to put it on your face.

(42:15):
Okay, okay, Well that wasn'tmy choice. That wasn't white choice.
Padres. They need to beat teamslike the Rockies. That was part of
the problem last year. Yeah,is they were like one in six against
the Pirates last year and they gotlike the you know, they were not
good against teams that they should beat, Yeah, and so that was really

(42:36):
annoying. So racking up wins againstteams that aren't that good is a musk,
and they did just that last night. Knuckleballer Matt Waldron got his first
win of the year, helping thePadres to a five to do victory over
Colorado. He threw six innings,giving up just one run. He was
helped out early as the Padres scoredfour runs in the first inning, which

(42:58):
included a two run double by boyHasan Kim Kim. Xander Bogart seems to
be breaking out of his early seasonslump as well. He got three hits
for the first time in a seasonin the this season in a game,
is what I'm trying to say.Uh so, great win for the Padres.
They're gonna try and win the serieslater on today Tonight is the night

(43:22):
ladies and gentlemen, let's go thefirst round of the NFL Draft against tonight.
For the first pick, the ChicagoBears, Yes, the Bears have
the first pick, are expected totake USC quarterback Caleb Williams. Who knows
after that, yeah, pretty muchprobably usually more like known what everybody are

(43:44):
gonna do. I think we knowWashington's gonna take Jadon Daniels, quarterback from
LSU. Then the Patriots at threeis where it could get a little wonky,
but you never know. Yeah,most mock drafts, everyone's saying this
is gonna be the wildest draft ever. But the most prominent eyes, like
the Daniel Jeremiahs of the world AlbertBriers, who are like bigger draft guys,

(44:05):
all have basically the same mock draftsfor the first twenty picks, and
they're all saying this could be thecraziest draft ever. But then they're all
making the same picks, so it'slike, who knows what is the Giants
pick six, So it's gonna bearound Oh they Yeah. My wife will
be videotaping my reactions once the car. Once the Patriots are on the clock,

(44:27):
I'm turning off my cell phone becauseI don't want anyone because you go
on Twitter and find out the pickbefore it happens. Because because you find
it out, please turn your phoneon after the pick. Oh, because
once the pan I want to textyou. Yeah. Once the Giants pick
is man, I'm gonna turn itback on. But once the Patriots are
on the clock, I'm turning offmy phone until the Giants pick is made.
So that's gonna be a good hourlocked in. I'm gonna be locked

(44:50):
and my wife's gonna be recorded.Well. The draft is in Detroit and
Lion fans are obviously happy about that, but they're also happy that they gave
some extensions to two of them arebest players. Wide receiver Amon Ross Saint
Brown he inked a new four year, one and twenty million dollar deal,
and tackle pen A Sewel inked afour year, one hundred and twelve million

(45:10):
dollar extension, which is the mostever given to an offensive line. The
Lions are going all in. Man. Yeah, because the Lions, you
know, they're a team that sawdon't do this, don't do a team,
don't do this. That was reallybad. Saw, hey, we
don't have a quarterback. So theygot lucky to draft one, to trade
for one. Then they then becausethey had a quarterback, they've built around

(45:32):
that guy. They didn't just continuallytry to build around a turn And because
now they're in your in your four, you're three of a rebuild. They
went to the NFL title game.Unlike my team, who sucks. Didn't
he have a whole break about thisyesterday? Yes, he Thees well do
NBA playoffs. Last night said theHeat pull off a big upset, beating

(45:57):
the Celtics one eleven to one onone and has tied up series at a
game apiece. And the Thunder destroyedthe Pelicans one twenty four to ninety two,
and they are up to oh inthat series. Now, the man
who made one of the biggest shotsin as Tech history maybe leaving Lamont Butler,
has entered the transfer portal. Now. Butler, of course hit the

(46:20):
shot that sent the Assets to theirfirst ever Final four. He says there
is actually more than slight a slightchance for him to return if things don't
work out the way he thinks.But he's in the transfer port, so
he may bounce. Any reason.Why is he not getting played? No,
you know, there's a few ofthese kind of things happening, and
you know, what else is thereto do here for Lamont? You know,

(46:42):
I mean, I'm okay with it, because it's like he played here
four years. He has a fifthyear of eligibility. If he if he
can sign on with a you know, major D one school, go for
it, man, and maybe atthat if that helps out his draft status.
I totally get it. I feellike the assets at this are a
major D one program, especially inbasketball. But maybe he's like, listen,

(47:05):
I can't. I've made it toa championship game. That's fantastic.
Yeah, you know, he's he'shelped out the Aztecs immensely. If he
wants to move on and do somethingelse, try something different, I'm totally
okay with that. So he totallyunderstand he's not gonna go to the NBA
right now. He has entered toput his name in for the draft as
well, So all of these things, he's just he's just playing the odds.

(47:27):
He's just seeing like, Okay,what can I do? What can
I go? That kind of athing. And so we'll see what happens
with Laman Butler. But you know, all you can do is just say
thank you for what he's done forthe program and everything else. So we'll
see what happens with the Aztecs.Sports Dirt is brought to you by Palomar
Health. There is a guy wonderingif he is overreacting about something his wife

(47:47):
bought that he can't seem to understand. Luckily, we have somebody on our
show who has done the exact samething. We're gonna see what he's asking
about when we get back on theshow. In Rock with five three bad
Wolves, stop laughing at me,not cry. I could have predicted that

(48:08):
this was going to happen. Thesky might be slightly over dramatic dealing with
this whole pie in the face situation. Forty minutes has been going on.
Look, oh yeah, five minutes. I like, I wish I had
smelling salts right now, because II can't. I'm being knocked out earlier.
Well that too, but I likereek dude, like, yeah,

(48:31):
okay, well that was a racefor me and Thorida. Who okay,
guys, both that was t youguys. Okay, you guys may think
that I never smell myself in thatway. Crazy right now, dude,
I smell like like one time growingup, my mom spilled a cart and
of milk in the trunk of hercar on a summer day. Oh no,

(48:52):
like it, it felt like todo. She took a corner it
like broke and ell and the trunkof that car smell like me, Like
that's what I smell like. No, can you shut up? No,
like spoiled milk. No, Idon't smell anything right now. Maybe do
you sniffer? I smell sky's normalmusk. Can't shut up right now,

(49:16):
spoiled milk or anything like that.No, I do not smell very dramatic.
Yes, I washed my hands.Was so very dramatic between the smell
and the CTE she got from me. It's grazy. Who said that I'm
speaking right now? I don't.I don't even know. I don't even
know, but yeah, I justI have these rosewater face wipes that I
just keep like huffing. And shewas she came in here, and she

(49:38):
was kind of annoyed at Emily fornot having baby wipes. Well, I
was shocked. She was like,I can't baby wipes, Like it's Emily's
fault. Baby. Emily always haseverything in there. You need a bread
knife, you need a zip lock. Start cursing food related Emily's got you.
She started cursing out sky I didnot Well. Speaking of Emily,

(50:00):
there is a guy out there whoposted something very interesting. He is wondering
if he is overreacting about something thathis wife recently did. It was actually
about a purchase she made and loand behold, Emily has actually done this
exact same thing. Before we cango to the expertident, what is it?

(50:22):
Well, this gal was really excitedbecause she was going to an estate
sale of like a super rich personwho had just passed away, you know,
like a part of the neighborhood you'donly drive about somebody dying. Well,
not the fact that they died,but the fact to find out about
a state. Sales like this arelike a come up because they don't,
you know, always advertise them.And it's a super rich person's house.

(50:45):
So she was excited thinking, ohwhat am I going to find there?
Right? Like if you die ofdairy poisoning. Okay, which I might,
I might die. I mean,I don't think I'm assuming a very
wealthy person. Not okay, canyou can you not? She's me right
now, like I don't need thatif Sky died a tourist state, So
what am I gonna end up with? That lost hoodie that she all her

(51:07):
diamonds to dimonds? So this guy'sexcited, telling her boyfriend all about it,
all about it, and then shegoes and she comes back and she
tells him I scored, Like Igot something so expensive that I never would
have been able to afford on myown, and I'm very excited about it.
And that's when she pulls out andshows him a very expensive piece of

(51:31):
French lingerie. What do we got? Lapearla? I don't know, and
and he said, well that necklace, okay, that was great. Shut
up, Emilely, I know wewere going here. Are you a big
lingerie chick in general? I usedto be real? Uh yeah. So

(52:00):
the boyfriend says, well, that'spretty, but don't you think it's gross
to buy an old, dead person'sunderwear? And she said, you're overreacting.
It looks like it was barely worn. I'm gonna wash it like,
I'm gonna wash it like three times, and then starts telling them you don't

(52:20):
get how expensive this is and whata come up is. And so now
he's wondering, does he not getit or is this really gross? Well,
let's go to the expert. Wehave heard uh in the past,
Emily had gone to like a GoodwillSalvation it was as okay for some reason,

(52:49):
Wow, Emily went to Avis foundherself a she was a lucky girl
that day. She found lingerie.And when you told us that, look
a look at this guy's reacting.They sell that there. We reacted like
this shock, awe, disgust everything, and we said it's so gross,

(53:13):
Like what do you do in lingerie? Probably there's some dirty stuff, okay,
and there's no there's stains that youcan't see, but are staying,
Oh, it's just nasty, man, that's nasty. And so Emily she
defends it to this day. Thatwas fine buying this thing. Yeah,
sure do, sure do. Firstof all, I'll make the record be

(53:35):
clear. It was a teddy thatdidn't have bottom, so it was like
a dress thing, but it wasobviously it was lingerie a hundred puent tops
only there was no bottom. Norwould I ever wear used underwear, nor
do they even sell that at thestore. Is kind of underwear to me?
You know what I mean to mybody was my boobies. Oh okay,
but that peace has been on anotherfemale, probably during the act of

(54:00):
sex. Yeah. Do you everthink about that? Yeah? Okay,
I thought about it at the timeit turn on, thought about the time
does it turn me on? Thisdidn't gross me out. Didn't think about
the other naughty stuff that could beon there, the you know fluids.
Let's say, did you still havethis? I would love to see.

(54:21):
I would love to see. Idon't remember what it was. What it
must it had to have been somethingyou loved to do, that right.
I think it wasn't like the littlepearl of the fancy round law drag tech.
I think it was just like Victoria'sSecret or something like that. But
I love Monica. It was likeblack and I thought it was really pretty
and sex. Did you like tellpeople about it like it was a come
up? Ah? Probably it wasa long time ago. Yeah, he's

(54:45):
raising his hand, Robert, No, this was a used item. Great
question. Did you ever tell himI think I did. And Robert does
not get easily grossed out in theslightest seen your care nor me wearing that
would not even bother him, Likehe would just be pumped that I was

(55:06):
in lingerie, so he wouldn't carewhere the lingerie was. Do you know
who never do this? Her sisterAnne's and she's glass and she's sexy.
Wow, and she said you heardme right? And I stand by that,

(55:29):
and I stand by whatever. Wow. Is this guy overrect No,
not at all. Tell him toget over it. Be a man,
not care about it. Who caresyour wife's gonna wear it when you guys
are gonna do stuff together, sobe excited about that. Thank you,
no thanks, Just buy new lingeriefrom the Amish, not a big We

(55:52):
don't care. As men. Howwould I know if that's Laporta or or
victorious secret. I wouldn't know thedifference. I don't care if you're gonna
rip it off you, Oh wow, women are so dad. I'm gonna
all right today Throwback Thursday, Sothat means we're gonna play our game throwback
Trivia. Coming up next on theshow on Rock with five three three days.

(56:19):
Grace on the show and is rockone O, five to three.
All right, it is throwback Thursdaytoday. You know what that means.
It is time for our game,throwback Trivia. I'm taking it back to
the old school. I'm taking itback to the old school. Now in
your mind into wind. Let's goeighties, nineties, two thousands. You

(56:44):
know their name is the game is? It is time to play throwback trivia.
All right, here we go.They'll throw back trivia trivia questions from
the eighties, nineties, and thetwo thousands. It is a random draw

(57:07):
who gets to play every week,So let's pick the players playing this week.
Oh this is just not your daytoday, Sky, Come on,
you're playing and she's thrown off likeshe's still an hour later, still talk
to me about it. It reaksreeks. I hit her was a lot.
I mean, I knew it wasan hour and alf ago. He's

(57:30):
like, she's going to be sodramatic about this pie. I mean it's
like this this I smell like sourmilk. Bro Like, I don't know
what. Family's pretty dramatic. Butlike she was, she was a she
was a woman about it. Wedid at the end of the show where
I'm here at the back. You'regonna pick the next player. I don't
know next time. Remember you're playingagainst the man. I mean, if

(57:54):
I had to play against somebody ona certain day, the day against guy.
All Right, Sky, you areup first. Your question is from
the nineties. Sky, what wasthe name of Lorena Bobbitt's husband who she
severed his penis and threw it outthe car window? I need the full

(58:14):
name. What a question? Inoticed you do same because it didn't it
happen on Long Island, New York. I thought so, but I don't
remember. But I mean it wasa massive news story. Yeah, but
if it happened where I'm from,it's even bigger. Okay, I mean
I know everybody knows. Can youah, I smell a sour milk.

(58:36):
Can you please just answer this?Uh? I don't like you're gonna say
it, and I'm gonna want topunch myself in the face. You're the
news person I know, And Ithink I actually just read about him a
couple of days ago because I thinkhe like had to get his foot amputated
or something. Oh like, Iliterally just read about him. I don't
know. Seriously to that, StevenBobbitt, Stephen Bobbitt. That is incorrect.

(59:07):
We're looking for John Bobbitt. Happenedin Virginia. I'm thinking of something
else that think all those hookers thatgot killed in Long Island. All right,
I am. Your question is fromthe two thousands, Zeth. What
was the name of the adult cartoonthat revolved around the adventures of Master Shake,

(59:31):
Fry Locke and meat wad Uh usedto be a big fan of this
show. Stoner's love this cartoon,Eddie. It's Aquatine Hunger Force. Zeth
says, Aquatine Hunger Force, andhe is correct. On the board.

(59:52):
Weirdest show. Oh yeah, realweird dude. Give a stone a stoner
question. Talking to either one ofyou, I mean your best you,
and we have an audio clip foryou. Can you please stop cracking your
nuts? I'm nervous, I'm wrongwith you. Get it together, lady,
because you have a eighties song froma movie. This is a song

(01:00:15):
that was featured in an eighties movie. You gotta tell us the name of
which eighties movie this song was in. We Will all right Sky obviously a

(01:00:42):
familiar song. What was the nameof the eighties movie that that song was
in I want to go with oneof the Molly Ringwall movies for some reason.
But then like this movie less thanZero is in my head? What
is that? I've never seen that? Why am I thinking that I'm gonna
go with it? I'm getting crazytoday? Less than Zero? That is

(01:01:07):
so wrong. It's not even thatis from and you were wrong on all
fronts. That was from the ValKilmer classic. Real genius. Wow,
real genius. I don't even knowwhat that is? Crazy, I guess,
so are you? Okay? No, I didn't. All right over
to you, Zeth. Your questionis from the nineties. Ze, what

(01:01:30):
was the best selling car of thenineties? Was it the Dodge Caravan,
the Ford Taurus, Jeep Cherokee,the PT Cruiser, or the Honda Accord.
Oh, I wish it was thePT Cruiser. Everything is bad ass.

(01:01:50):
It's the guy Fiery of cars.It's just absolutely fantastic. Something they
seem to only come in purple.Yeah, what was the first option?
Again, we have the Dodge Caravan, Ford Taurus, Jeep, Cherokee,
Peat Cruiser, or the Hondo Cord. So either Hunter Cord or Dodge Caravan.
You said the nineties, So I'mgonna go with the Dodge Caravan.

(01:02:13):
Z says Dodge Caravan. That isincorrect. Is the Ford Taurus number one
selling car in the nineties. Figure, look at that happened. All right
over to you, Sky. Yourquestion is from the two thousand Sky.
Which movie won the best movie atthe two thousand MTV Movie Awards. Was

(01:02:37):
it American Pie, the sixth Cents, Austin Powers, the Spy who Shagged
Me? American Beauty? Or TheMatrix? Oh my god, best movie
like everyone you said. I'm like, oh, that's clearly it. Now
this is tough because I want togo like six Cents or the Matrix,

(01:02:58):
but it's MTV, who kinda isa little silly sometimes with her awards,
So sixth Sense is too good forthe MTV Awards. So I'm gonna go
Matrix. This guy says the Matrix, and you are correct. I robbed,
okay, robbed? All right overto you, Zeth. We have

(01:03:22):
an audio clip for you. Thisis a movie from the nineties, so
you gotta tell us what nineties moviethis clip is from. Wrong on your
Lift. I was born with BigGump, sir, Well, you're gonna
tuck that in. I'm gonna getthat caught on a trick wire? Why
are you boys running the world?Alabama suck? All right, Zeth,

(01:03:46):
what nineties movie was that clip from? I feel like I would be thrown
out of my own family if Ididn't get this Eddie. That is Forrest
Gump. Jeth says Forrest Gump,and he is correct. The damn unbelievable.
That was unbelievable. All right,Sky, over to you. Your

(01:04:06):
question is from the eighties. Sky, What NBA superstar starred opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger
in Conan the Destroyer? An NBAsuperstar in Conan the Destroyer. Oh crap,

(01:04:27):
what did you say? Nineties?Eighties? Eighties? Oh okay,
I am going to go with thisguy. Even from the eighties, I
don't know Larry Bird, Sky says, Larry Bird. You know that famous
actor with Arnold Swarzenegger. That isincorrect. It was Arnold and Wilt Chamberlain.

(01:04:49):
Oh Wil is he an actor?He's done something more than Larry Bird?
Can you imagine that? All right? All right over to you,
Zeth, and we have another audioclip for you. This is a song
from the two thousands, So yougotta give us either the name of the

(01:05:12):
song or the artist from the twothousands. Everyone, sometimes every one,
I'm gonna find all right, Zeth, what is the name of that artist

(01:05:36):
or that song from the two thousands? When that song came out, I
was working here in the building withone of our sister stations that played the
absolutely hell out of that thing.So that is m I a paper planes.
Oh, he goes both Wow,confident and he is correct. Wow,
nailed down a good one. Thatmeans, Sky, you gotta get

(01:05:59):
this next question right to tie itup and have the game continue. If
not, Zef has won today.Your question is from the nineties, Sky,
Yes, what was the name ofthe TV news magazine show where the
people worked on? Murphy Brown?So? God, so the name of

(01:06:20):
the news show that they worked onon Murphy Brown? No, not My
Day Today, Murphy Brown, theBrown Report. No, that sounds gross.
No, it does how it iscalled. Was it in the morning

(01:06:41):
was it in the evening evening edition? Okay, you're an idiot. That
is incorrect. It was fy Iwhere they were. Yes, that means
congratulating you taken the championship. Soundslike milkon hair, so so sour?

(01:07:03):
All right, Me're about to bejoined by the hilarious, the amazing Trevor
Noah formally up the Daily Show isgoing to be joining us when we get
back on the show on Roquital fiveto three the show, Well, guys,
it might be time for a littleshow road trip because how cool would

(01:07:28):
it be to see Trevor Noah performat the Hollywood Bowl. Yes, he
is going to be performing May eleventhin Netflix Is a Joke presents Trevor Noah
at the Hollywood Bowl, which soundsawesome, and he joins us this morning
right now, Trevor Noah joins theshow this morning. How's it going to
Trevor? What's going on? Howyou doing? We're great man. So

(01:07:49):
Hollywood Bowl, Han, this soundsexciting. I cannot tell you how excited
I am. I remember the firsttime I went to the Hollywood Bowl.
I went to see a show.It was Gustavo Duda mel and I was
like, this is the craziest thingever. And I told my team,
I was like, my dream isto get to the Hollywood Bowl. I
thought I was going to conduct anorchestra, but they misunderstood me. Yeah

(01:08:12):
that's going to be awkward. Yeah, you know, but we'll figure it
out, right. Uh yeah.So it's like I said, happening May
eleventh, Hollywood. Bull head upthere, because I mean that's that is
unbelievable, once a lifetime opportunity fornot only you, but for Trevor as
well. So yeah, it soundslike an exciting show. So what is
life like these days now that you'reyou know, not working daily, Trevor,

(01:08:34):
Well, you know, it's beenit's been different, and it's been
fun. I Mean, the onething that's been different for me is now
I don't watch the news every day. I sort of binge it once a
week, which is amazing. Youknow how sometimes you know how sometimes you
watch the news and you're like,I wonder what happens next. Now I
just know it. I just goto the next day's news and my cat's
up from all of it. Sothat's been different. But it's been fun.

(01:08:57):
I've been on the road. I'vebeen enjoying myself. I was just
in and Diego for instance, doingshows, and because I have more time,
I get to spend more time ineach place. So you know,
now it's like spending a day inBalboa Park and just hanging out and walking
around and riding the dual tram busthing and you know, and just just
walking along the beach and enjoying myself. I don't know, it's all the
things I never really got to dowith it with a full on daily show

(01:09:20):
schedule. But now with the touring, I get to explore the cities a
little bit more and you know,have conversations with people on the ground.
Absolutely, that is great. Ican't imagine if I was in Bubbo Park
and I see Trevor just sitting undera tree. Yeah, nice, Trevor.
One of the things that we experiencejust as normies is watching the news

(01:09:42):
every day is actually kind of badfor my mental health. Like I can't
do it, Like I can't sitthere and watch it every day because it's
just miserable. So when you're doingthe Daily Show and you kind of had
to be in that kind of environment, was that hard at times? But
it was definitely hard at times,And I wouldn't recommend it to anybody,
anybody anybody Like I feel like,you know, it's every day is breaking

(01:10:04):
news breaking, Like the news isalways breaking. It's it's it's it's it's
broken, you know what I mean. It's such a long time to realize
that you don't need to watch itevery day. Obviously when you when you're
working in an environment like the Dailysure you do, but it was it
was hard because you know, thenews only tells you bad stuff. And
I mean that makes sense, butbut for most people, I tell them

(01:10:28):
all the time I go, you, you really don't need to have alerts
on your phone. You don't needto be keeping up with every elements of
every story. You know you can. You can get along just fine.
Do you remember back in the daythe news was on like twice the day
and we still knew what was happening. Yes, nobody missed America getting to
the moon, you know what Imean. No one was like, oh,
I didn't know that happened, likeno one. No one missed the

(01:10:49):
OJ Chase, no one missed anything. And I don't understand how we got
to this place where we think youcan't know what's happening in the news if
you're not watching at twenty four seven, so yeah, I recommend everybody take
a break. Do you ever alot of the stuff you guys did on
the Daily Show, excuse me,was like in the field reporting. Did
you ever see something during the Trumpyears with the Trump supporters that you thought,

(01:11:14):
Okay, this isn't real, didyou You guys had this actor set
up? Because this camp it's justso ridiculous because some of these people say
the most ridiculous things. Did thatever happen where you always knew this was
real? No, you know,it was really wild because you know,
Jordan Klepper was like my favorite favoriteand still is my favorite out in the
field journalist reports or comedian, improv, you name it. And what was

(01:11:39):
the strangest thing ever was sometimes peoplewould go up to Jordan and they would
say to him. They'd be like, you're that ass from the Daily Show
who's gonna make us look bad.And then he'd be like, no,
I'm just here to talk to you. And they're like, no, you
you're a bad guy. And thenhe'd be like, okay, well what
do you want to do about it? They're like, can you interview me
please? That's so true. Itjust works. Yeah, it just works.

(01:12:04):
It's so easy. Sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic. And
here we are again, Oh god, Dan, which is crazy. Do
you sort of miss the fact thatyou're not there during this election time and
the ridiculousness. I'll tell you that'sThat's my favorite joy right now is that
I get to be doing stand upWell, this is happening, you know.

(01:12:24):
So so if people always ast meto go, what do I expect
if I come to the show?Well, the great thing is, you
know, with a stand up show, I get to talk about what's happening
right now in the news, butI don't have to make it about the
news, And then we just getto have fun talking about everything else in
life, you know, talking aboutrelationships, talking about aging, talking about
where we are in the world.You know, jokes that I can only

(01:12:45):
do in California, I do inCalifornia. So I'm happy that I still
have a platform where I get tolike share my views and make people love.
But I'm really, really, youknow, happy that I don't have
to be fun doing this day inand day out. You know. It
feels like like I tagged John Stewartin ye and I mean he's a goat

(01:13:05):
crushing it in a whole new way. So I'm enjoying it. I'm getting
to enjoy it from a completely differentvantage point. Yeah, it's fantastic.
I really completely agree with you.You also have your show What Now with
Trevor Noah where you actually get tosit down and have chats with celebrities and
things like that, and one ofthem is with The Rock, Right,

(01:13:27):
you got to sit down with theRock I did. Yeah, he came
in and he did. I thinkit was actually his first podcast ever.
He came in and he did ourfirst episode. And you know, I'm
really grateful. What I loved isit's not just celebrities. You know,
we have everyone. We have scientists, we have CEOs, we have teachers,
we have you know, you nameit. We have people on the
show who just have an interesting pointof view. And you know, that's

(01:13:49):
something else I've always wanted to dois sit down and have long form conversations
with people who don't often get anopportunity to speak. You know, I
think, you know, social mediahas given us like a slip of everything.
Like my younger brother watches full movieson TikTok I don't even know how

(01:14:10):
right, and he watched the movieand he's just watched like the clips and
I'm just like, what, what, what life are you living? What
kind of psychopathic watching a movie inclips? Yeah? What a weird time?
My little brother. You go,what it's Titanic? He says,
it's the movie where the couple standstogether on the front of a ship and
then it stinks. That's all heknows. Where we actually get into like

(01:14:39):
the details of things and not justthe highlights. I love it. Well,
we're excited about the show at theHollywood ball It sounds amazing, So
definitely get your tickets and we appreciateyour time this morning. Good luck with
everything, man. Yeah, thankyou so much, Thank you so much.
And so the people of San Diego. Remember you think it's a long
drive until you realize it's a lotshorter than being sp in the traffic in

(01:15:00):
San Diego. So drive up,drive up. No, that's true.
Yeah, that's absolutely truth. Righton. Thanks a lot, appreciate your
time. There you go, Trevor, Noah, this is joining the show
this morning. It's got a greatguy. Yeah. There is nothing worse
than going to a one year old'sbirthday party. I mean, what do
you what do you get that kid? And then what is there to do
there? It's really not fun.Well, one mom is going viral over
what she's doing for her one yearold's birthday party and we're gonna see what

(01:15:24):
it is coming up next on theshow and Rock with a five three.
Hell yeah, White Snake bringing itthrow back Thursday. It's the show Throck
one O five to three. Uh, you kind of have to do this.
I'm sure Sky you did this.I believe I think I remember it's
been fourteen years or whatever. Emily, I'm sure you did this too.

(01:15:45):
I did this with my two kids. Is that when your kid turns one
you have a big party? Ohyeah, and you get that smash cake
and that whole thing and you inviteall your friends and whatever. Yeah,
it's stupid. I'll be honest withyou. It's so stupid because it's not
like you can do anything with aone year old. No, you know,
you're not like getting a bounce housefor them. You might get a

(01:16:06):
bounce house for the other kids,and then what is the kid gonna do?
Like open presence? No, no, they don't have that ability yet.
They don't have friends to invite.No, they don't friends no,
no, nope, nope. Sowhat's the point of it. It's for
the parents. Yes, we getexcited because our kid is one. You're
turning one. Oh, it's abig deal. And you get so excited

(01:16:27):
and whatever. I get it,and you need the pictures of the smash
cake. Just yes, yes,yes, you're all correct. But as
a friend of the person who hasa one year old and you get invited
to that party, what is that? Please have booze, please, because
I otherwise what am I here?I don't you know, there's nothing going

(01:16:49):
on here for me. I don'tI'm not getting in the bounce house.
No, no, I mean hopefullyyou have some good food here and some
booze. Otherwise, and there's probablygonna be other hits screaming and run around
like bab I don't want to behere. Yeah, so please be cool
about this one year old birthday party. It is what it is. I
remember my daughters because I was livingin Escondido at the time, and and

(01:17:13):
Eddie and Eddie and the rest ofour coworkers. We're all down here in
San Diego, and if not evenfurther south, and it out of the
blue, was like the rainiest dayof the entire year, and everything was
planned for the backyard. So nowwe have all these adults crammed inside with
all these crying children crammed inside,and there was like nothing to do because

(01:17:40):
yeah, you did you booze?That sucks. I did have booze,
but I mean, like you know, and and the other thing with kid's
birthday, parties are normally early too, so it's not like you're partying,
you know what I mean, It'slike lunch right. My son's first birthday
was super fun. Yeah, Iremember we had Hey, we had a
party. I got the truck andI remember to dale, I wasn't Hamberg

(01:18:03):
dress first birthday, and I remembernailing that was actually when I was still
That was when the cake came out. Oh hell yeah, And I remember
nail it. But we had aparty at my mom's house, and like
it was all wrong. Three firstfirst because I was living in a tiny
duplex in South Park at the time, So I'm having that mom she didn't

(01:18:25):
she didn't take first first, firstbirthday, then the birthday dress it and
it was the first birthday, secondbirthday. Didn't. But it was fun.
It wasn't like a bummer. Itwas like around three o'clock. We
were swimming by our pool, likeit was a good time, awesome.

(01:18:46):
Did you invite friends or was itjust family? Because like I remember,
I bought I invited a couple offriends. But I was like twenty seven,
so I didn't have many friends thathad babies. Oh, I locked
up. But you didn't invite thenon baby friends. See I invited like
Fletcher and a couple of my goodfriends. I invited the non baby friend.
Yeah that's so messed up. Andthe misery on their face, Yeah

(01:19:08):
that's messed up. The only nonSo my buddy Jeff, his daughter.
He's my best friend. So Iwent to his birth his daughter's one year
birthday party. But that's been it. My and my nephew, I flew
out Ethan for his first birthday party, and it was that my sister only
invited like other friends that a kidand my family. But like, man,

(01:19:28):
if I ever have a kid andit's I one year birthday party,
you guys don't have to come.If you don't want to come, I
know how brutal. But if it'sa fun party, if you make it
fun, why not we'll go.What what could make it fun of that
celebrate his baby and we get tohang out and eat good food and have
a couple of drinks. There'd beno drink, drink, no drink.
So I'm definitely fun fun. Well, one mom has gone viral for what

(01:19:50):
she's asking people to do for herone year old's birthday party. Yeah,
her invitation went viral and at firstyou're thinking, oh, it went viral
old because she is doing a breakfastbirthday party nine thirty in the morning.
And she says, she said,anybody who's coming to a one year old's
birthday party is already up at ninethirty. Like, you're probably already up

(01:20:14):
at six if you got a kidthat age. So I got to get
myself together and get your house bynine thirty. Yeah. I don't want
to hang on people with that earlier. No, you know what, even
if it was one thirty, youwouldn't want to hang out. That's true.
I don't like to come and tohear that early. Imagine if it
was on Sunday, I wouldn't doit. I mean, there's no way

(01:20:34):
you couldn't drag me. Oh So, after you get over the shock of
the nine thirty am start time,you see please do not bring gifts,
and you're like, oh wow,okay, yeah, because like one year
old, you know what, whatdo they really need? You know?
Like I remember my niece for herfirst birthday, got her a thing at

(01:20:55):
Tupperware and rocks so she can likebang them together. She loves them on
the most you can, Yeah,but you can't just like I get the
cheapest gift. I get that,but at least get it. Wait a
kid, there are like actual funtoys that make noise. Like yeah,
okay, that's pathetic. Well eitherway either way, So please do not
bring gifts, but dot dot ifyou feel inclined to bring something, consider

(01:21:25):
a five dollars donation because we aretrying to remodel and redo our backyard.
Huh excuse me, what does onehave to do with the other. Yeah,
this isn't for you. This isn'ta wedding where it's like you can
either give me a gift or donateit to the honeymoon fund. Yeah,
like this isn't that what So people, these guys would have been done already

(01:21:46):
if you would have thought about this. Okay, fourteen years ago, can
you fourteen years ago? Started myADYU four? They talk about it right,
be paid for? So we hadto schools of thought going on,
like how dare you you're using yourkid's birthday to fund your remodeling project?

(01:22:08):
Like that's stupid. This is likeyour kid isn't your own personal go fund
me account. But then on theother hand, people stoked to only have
to spend five bucks because a cheaptoy is between twenty and thirty and people
saying, this kid will enjoy thatyard for years to come. If you

(01:22:28):
buy this kid a baby, ifyou buy this kid a baby toy,
they'll enjoy it for a couple monthsand then be done. First of all,
cheap toys are not twenty to thirtydollars. Let me get that out
of the way. Because I boughtmy I bought my nephew recently signing for
his two year old for his twoyear old birthday, and it was on
Amazon. I bought a couple ofthings and it was like thirty dollars for
a couple of things. Oh wow, So that's number two. What's five

(01:22:50):
dollars going to do for this backyard? You get? You get twenty people,
and that's seventy bucks. Whoa isthat seventy bucks? Okay, so
you get a hundred bucks. It'sgood. Yeah, I don't know why
I got seventy there. What's thatgoing to do? I mean, it's
it's probably a fifteen thousand dollars backyardremodel. But what's what's a couple of

(01:23:11):
hundred bucks gonna do? That's thestupidest thing ever. Yeah, it's just
selfish by these people, because youguys know how much backyards are. My
backyard remob when I lived in himulwas like ten thousand dollars. It's gross.
I mean, like to ask peopleto pay for that is just it
just looks so classless. It does. It looks and for what it's not
gonna put like thorstas I can putit down, and it makes you look
back like yeah, yeah, butI think it's practical. I get it.

(01:23:32):
I would, I would understand this. Yeah, I like it,
And then everybody hates you. Yeah, my kids have so many toys already,
And if this is one of thosekids who has tons of toys then
and actually needs grass in the backyard, run how about this You ask for
money for his college? That makesmore sense and you know about the kid,
not about you. So for mynephew's two year old birthday, it

(01:23:54):
was you can buy him a toy, but then we also got a link
to his college fund. My brotherin law. Yeah, and I was
like Okay, well your other nephew, for sure, he's a brain.
I don't know. Door is definitelyon edge today. He thinks his Giants
are going to blow the draft.So our Giants fans the most likely to

(01:24:18):
start a fight. We will seewhich NFL fans are most likely to start
a fight when we get back onthe show. A rock with a five
three nervana on the show. It'sRock one five three. Uh So already
this morning, Thor, who isthe biggest Giants fan I know, has

(01:24:42):
thrown a punch at Sky. Sothat happened already today, Doctor right in
the nose. I got got crazy. He is on one, stupid,
He is definitely on one today.His anxiety is through the roof. Is
a roller coaster of emotions, allbecause of the NFL draft. Teddy,
I'm reading something right now to keepdown on the air. Picked down.

(01:25:06):
I can't even look at his Twitterfeed right now. It's he's literally responding
to everyone. I told my wifeyesterday, this is all gonna calm down
and go back to normal after tonight. So is it ever normal? Yeah,
but the last couple of months haveonly been draft. Once the drafts
over, I go back to youknow, football is pretty much done until

(01:25:29):
September, until August. For me, I mean, what end of July.
If they don't draft a quarterback,it's done until I won't even want
to. I won't even want Idon't even want to look at him.
I won't even I won't listen topodcasts until July. I just I wouldn't
need a clean break for a littlewhile, for a few months. You
really do that take a break.I honestly will because I've been so obsessed.

(01:25:50):
This is back health. Yeah,I need to do. If they
don't draft a quarterback, I'm gonnatake a nice time out from football till
till July. All teams are allto your you can't even handle it.
I done listening to podcast I willjust be done for a few months.
Will you leave during sports dirt ifthere's a if there's a football story,

(01:26:11):
I will not pay attention. Wow. So if they do draft a quarterback,
I'm going to be stuff skipping tomorrow. Really, I will be kissing
babies want this. I'll be kissingbroads rather than what we might get tomorrow.
Dude, I'm nervous tomorrow. Iwon't be anger. I'll just be

(01:26:33):
depressed. I feel that will beanger like bubbling under this. You can't
like talk about it. No,No, I don't want to. That's
seven to twenty sports dirt. Idon't want to do anything. I'll just
really, I don't know, man, that's crazy. Are you where are
you at? Okay? The Giantsare in the clock to draft, they

(01:26:56):
make their pick, good or bad. Are you ready for the text that
I'm going to send. Yeah,because no matter who it is, and
he's going to take a shot.That's that true. That's not true.
I've been I've been more engaging withyou this morning to try and make sure
I'm very excited about the draft,and I'm giving them scenarios. This is
what he's been wanting from me forprobably about two months. Yeah, but

(01:27:17):
I'm not engaging in that because Idon't know where he's I'm too scared,
like if I say the wrong thing, he gets mad at me. Like
it's kind of a crazy friendship isBut anyway, so I've been engaging him
this morning with different draft scenarios andtalk and things like that. The text,
though, I'm like kind of giddyabout and maybe one way or the

(01:27:38):
other, I will say this thatOver the years, because I'm a massive
draft nerd and draft geek, Ihave been fairly positive when it comes to
Thor and his giants and who theydraft and things like that. Daniel Jones,
I was not. I was oneof the ones that told you that
was a ridiculous pick. I didtell you. I remember when they drafted
Odell Beckham that you came in here, weren't that high on it, and

(01:27:59):
I go, now, actually,dude, he's a really good players.
This is a good pick. Andturned out he was and so and then
you know, over the years,you know, they've had what looked like
good picks that eventually didn't turn outgreat. But at the time at the
draft, I said, that's agreat pick. I would tell you.
I'm pretty honest with you to tellyou that's again, my phone's going to
be off. Come on now,I want once the second pick is made,

(01:28:20):
my phone will be off. Please. I don't want anyone ruin it
because you could find out who thepick is, like you just don't have
to. No, I don't wantsomebody texting me. I know somebody will
text me, Oh sorry, dude, who texts you like that? That's
that's not what I will say so, I will not be on my phone.
Well once once the draft pick ismade, I'll wait a minute and

(01:28:42):
calm down, and then I willalso recording it tonight. Or you'll be
excited. Yeah, I'll be excited. We're recording it so we could play
it tomorrow. If it's it's eitherone way or the other. It's going
to be black. Either either I'mreally excited or you're miserable. The only
one that would be like, huhis if they go offensive line. That
would be pretty wild. I wouldgo, huh, confused. I'd be

(01:29:03):
confused. Confused. Okay, Yeah, thor is on another level. I
have never met anyone that is likethis with his NFL fandom. That's not
necessarily a good thing. He's ona crazy obsessive level. Yeah fandom.
And for the last decade they've beenso bad. I feel bad for you

(01:29:25):
guys. It used to not alwaysbe like this. You feel bad for
us, For one, because yougot to be around Yeah sucks. One.
They were good, they won theplayoff game. How great was that?
You were pretty happy? You're prettyhappy for like a month. Well,
we'll see what happens. But yeah, thor Is, he can get
crazy. He can get pretty aggressive. He can get kind of grazy.
He was at that playoff game,and I'm actually stunned that he did not

(01:29:47):
get into a fight because some ofthe things he was saying. He was
in the Minnesota Vikings stadium. Yeah, he was the enemy. He was
the enemy, and he was sayingcrazy stuff I was, and the Vikings
fan didn't They didn't attack him.And what you guys didn't see in the
videos was when the Giants, whenthe Vikings would score, I was getting
it hard. But I'm never gonnabe that guy. If I'm giving it,

(01:30:11):
I I know I gotta take it. So when they're yelling at me
clap it in my face, I'mjust being like, Okay, I'm never
gonna I'm never gonna lose my mindat another fan. It's just it's football.
But I'm gonna give it back andget obnoxious. But you know that
that can go sideway. I've heardthings. I was at a Niner Giant
game twenty twelve and the Giants werewinning like it was the last time the

(01:30:33):
Giants were really good. To behonest with you, this is that long
ago, and they beat the Ninersand it was it was like a blowout.
So the Niner fans were leaving inthe third quarter and I was standing
on my on my seat, going, where's everyone going? There's game left?
Come to find out. Come tofind out, a Giant fan got
stabbed in the parking lot. Ohmy god, curiously. Wow. To

(01:31:01):
ask you which NFL fans of certainteams are the most likely to start a
fight, I too, are outthe top of my head, Niners and
Raiders. Niners and Raiders are crazyfighters. You're gonna maybe go Philly the
Eagles up there. But man,whenever you see like crazy fights, it's

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always the Niners and the Raiders.Really right, it's wild. And you
don't think Niners for crazy fighters,but they are. I got stabbed at
a game I went to. I'masking for it, but you guys don't
play. Listen, we're not messingaround. And so yeah, I mean,
give me a break with the Raiderfans. Come on, is it

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different now that they're in Vegas.They're not. They're in LA. They're
in Vegas. It's more tame.I think there are maybe at the stadium.
You may have a point, butthis is insane. Just at the
stadium, right, this is justhey, who's like, you're gonna start
fighting. You could be in abar watching the game with the fans,
or you could be at the stadium. And the thing about Eagle fans,

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they're just a holes. Like ifyou go to an ego. I know,
my uncle went to an Eagle gameonce anymore Giants hat and all game
they were throwing stuff out. Hewas nice, he's a nice he was.
He's not like me. He wouldthrowing stuff at and they were pouring
stuff on him. And they like, it's like fifty against one, so
you can't do anything. But they'renot really fighting. They're just they want
you to get like leave. It'sweird, man, They're the worst.

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There are fan bases that seem passive, you know, that aren't gonna ever
gonna start anything, like Charger fans. Charger fans especially now I would say
Dolphin fans. I don't know I'mbasing that on. I agree, that's
actually yes. But there's the onesthat you just know, all right,
this is going to be a battle. Yeah, this is gonna be tough.
When I was in Dallas, Iwent to a Giants Cowboy game that

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was pretty wild, but I didn'tI saw a fight between a Giant fan
and a Cowboy fan, but Ididn't. We were going at it back
and forth, but it wasn't thatcrazy. What about a what about a
loser franchise like the Jets. They'rejust upset all the time, so they
may start out. Yes. Sowe we have the rankings here of the

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NFL team fans that are most likelyto start a fight. Yeah, I
voted on by fans of the NFL. These are who they say we'll start
the fights. Number ten the NewYork Giants fans only ten usually with each
other. Yeah, because we havehalf to think, or half the fan
based things one way or the otherhalf things the other way, and then
we just hate each other. That'sall that Twitter is right now? Oh?

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Okay. Nine goes to Bears fansokay really and Patriots bills. What
do the Patriots have to fight about? They always won for twenty years.
All of these are very cold weatherplaces, so maybe they're just angry.
Yeah. Number six Eddy is theJets. Number five Ravens four goes to

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the Steelers, all cold cities.By three goes to Cowboys, two is
the Raiders, and number one isthe Eagles oh, then they were number
eleven. The Chargers come in numbertwenty three, and the most passive team

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out there at number thirty two,goes to the Cardinals. Really, I
don't feel like they don't even care. It's when you mean a Jaguar fan
in the wild. It's crazy,like when you're like you're like, you're
a Jaguars fan. It's so rare, doesn't make any sense. The Padres
need to beat the Rockies, right, I mean, there are one of

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their one of the worst teams inbaseball, so you got to win these
games. We're gonna see if theygot the W last night or not next
to sports stirt. So I don'tknow about you, but I have the
thought process that the Padres you haveto beat the teams you're supposed to be

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right. That's wasn't happening last yearfor some reason at all. One of
the big reasons why they had theseason they had so a team like the
Rockies, who, honestly they're oneof the worst teams in baseball. Yeah,
you gotta win that series. Whatwas the series last year right before
the All Star Break where they gotswept? Was it the Marlins maybe?
And it was like oh man.That Yeah, those kind of teams you

(01:35:18):
win the series. Even a splitfeels wrong, Like you gotta win these
games because that's the only way it'sgonna help you. You know, you
could have a losing record against areally good team, I understand that.
Yeah, but against these loser teams, you gotta win. You just got
to do it. And so youknow, you stack these wins. And
that's what they did last night asknuckleballer Matt Waldron got his first win of

(01:35:42):
the year, helping the Padres toa five to two win. He threw
six innings, giving up just onerun. He was helped out early by
the Padres, who scored four runsin the first inning, which concluded a
two run double by Hassan Kim.Yeah, your boy. Xander Bogart seemed
to be breaking out of his earlyseason slump. He got three hits for
the first time this season in agame. So that was great. So

(01:36:03):
that I now have one two outof three so far. You're gonna try
and get this series win later today, So you got. I don't want
to split. I don't want nosplits. Splitt want no splits, get
the series win. TLC doesn't wantno scrubs. He doesn't want no splits.
Wow that okay, Listen, He'sin a weird place right now because

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tonight is the night the first round, Yes, the first round of the
NFL Draft goes down tonight. TheChicago Bears have the first pick and are
expected to take USC quarterback Caleb Williams. Uh huh. After that, it's
gonna get fun. I'm ready tosend out a tweet right now. This
guy just says something about annoys me. So he's literally responding to anybody that

(01:36:53):
mentions the Giants about the draft onTwitter, Twitter, all of Twitter.
Yes, it's crazy. That's prettygreat showing it right now. As where
are focus? Geez? Now?Draft is in Detroit? Uh huh?
Is your boy Eminem gonna show up? I think the biggest Lions man apparently,

(01:37:15):
Hey, he's doing that. He'sdoing two things about Eminem. I've
noticed he loves Detroit and he's reallyshort. He has been doing uh promo
commercials with Roger Goodell and he's likeeight inches shorter than Goodell. But I
think he's gonna show up and makesthe Lion's pick, which would be really
cool. So I wonder if theLion's going to trade offer and the NFL
is like, no, you can'ttrade I question. I know, this

(01:37:41):
is like bigger than the Super Bowlfor you, So I would imagine you
have like an amazing spread of foodthat you could look forward to today.
Really, we already talked about thisthis morning. You know, it's my
wife's birthday. How messed up isthat he's picking a salmon salad for her
birthday dinner. I'm like, whatam I going to get wings and burgers
and stuff? No salas salad?Yeah? Doing it? You're an able.

(01:38:08):
It's her day. Anyway. Withthe draft being in Detroit, the
Lions fans are pretty excited about that. Also excited that their team is giving
out extensions to two of their bestplayers. Wide receiver Aman Ross Saint Brown
he inked a new four year,one and twenty million dollar deal, and
tackle pen A Sool signed a fouryear and twelve million dollar extension, which

(01:38:31):
is the most ever given for anoffensive lineman. So now people are talking
about, Okay, well, JaredGoff is next. You give Jared Goff
a big deal? I don't know, it's so weird because Jared Goff is
pretty good. He's had a prettygood, you know time obviously in Detroit.
Gottaway first NFC championship in like twohundred years, and and so like

(01:38:53):
he kind of deserves it, butlike, for some reason, I'm hesitanting
to give Jared Goff a massive deal. I don't know why it's your deal.
NBA Playoffs last night saw the Heatpull off the big upset, beating
the Celtics one eleven to one ohone to tie up their series at a
game apiece, and the Thunder destroyedthe Pelicans one twenty four to ninety two.
They are up two zero in thatseries as well. There you go.

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That is sports skirt or today.You know where they walk everywhere,
right New York In New York City, that's where they're always walking, So
they would be the ones to askabout side walk etiquette. So we're gonna
see what New Yorkers are saying aboutwalking and walking here on the sidewalk.
Coming on next on the show androcking on five to three, Wow,

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Black Crows wrapping up throwback Thursday onthe show. It's flocking over five to
three. So whenever you go outfor like a walk around the neighborhood,
maybe take dogs out for a walkor whatever it is you're doing. You're
walking on the sidewalk and you seesomebody approaching you in the opposite direction.
How does that go for you?You get uncomfortable? Do you make eye

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contact? Do you give a headnod? Do you verbally say hello,
oh good day, sir, ohgood day? What do you do that?
Or do you just kind of doyour own thing and keep your head
down and keep walking. I thinkeverybody's a little bit different depending on who
you are and what you're dealing with. Well, that is basically sidewalk etiquette.
Are you do you treat the sidewalklike you treat the road like you're

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on the right hand side the otherperson's on the left hand side, and
that you don't cross lanes there?Like, there's all kinds of different sidewalk
etiquette. Well, the people thatwould know the best are New Yorkers.
I mean they walk everywhere in Manhattan. I mean that's kind of how you
get around. Having a car isway too expensive, well and it's just
ridiculous so congested, and if youcan walk, why not. So they

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walk everywhere in New York. Sothose are the peoples that you got to
ask about sidewalk etiquette New Yorkers.Yeah. They surveyed over four hundred people
in New York City and then puttogether the most common response, says the
top five responses on what do theythink are the most important sidewalk etiquette rules
that people should know. So thisis according to New Yorkers. Number five.

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You do not spit when you arewalking. You do not spit,
not on the sidewalk, not onthe Can't I spit over in the street
area, not in New York City. Maybe if you're walking in somewhere that's
not so congested. But if I'mif I'm walking in a rural area,
yeah, I guess it wouldn't bea sidewalk. But no, I'm hawking

(01:41:33):
a lod Like down the street infront of our building, there's a big,
long sidewalk. I'm spit. Ican spit. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know what this is talkingabout. I've been to New York a
bunch of times. People spit.Yeah. They say it's so congested in
certain parts that you can accidental square. You don't want to spit on somebody,
or like a bunch ninth a youcould spit on somebody you'll be like
you'll be like, oh, I'mgonna on somebody. You're like, Oh,

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I'm gonna spit in the gutter,But then messenger comes by afecond.
Oh I don't think we have toworry. I have spit before in New
York. Have you really have?Wow? You broke rule number five Okay.
According to New Yorkers, sidewalk etiquettenumber four three is a crowd.
They say, if you are witha group of people, you should have

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no more than two people side byside, no more than anywhere in life.
I hate that when you're walking outof sidewalk and there's like four people,
four chips, sitting there talking andthey're walking rude, and then they're
like unaware that you're coming up,so it's like going between them. I
go around them and go, excuseme, oh, very obnoxious. Excuse

(01:42:39):
me. I can relate this becausethis happens at Disneyland. Oh. Nothing
makes me more crazy. When awhole family of like seven just walking and
you're like, I can't where doI How do I know? Yeah,
I gotta get over to INDI endJones, get out of my way.
Oh my god, you gotta dothis. You gotta go excuse me,
and then as you're walking like I'mwrong with people, that's not anymore.

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According to New Yorkers, there's ahierarchy on the sidewalk. Who gets the
highest priority. Seniors get the highestpriority for you know, they get to
do whatever they want to do whenthey're walking dog walkers because they're working,
they're on the move, and businesspeople on their way to work. According
to New Yorkers, those are thetop tier who get the priority lane walking?

(01:43:30):
Who is the lower your way?I I love where I'm from,
but that is the biggest BS thingeverywhere. New Yorkers don't care who you
are, what you are a whereyou're going. They want to get where
they need to go. Tourists,yeah, yeah, because give me a
break. Yeah. New Yorkers willrun, will walk over their own grandmother

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if they can get to a placefaster. Who are the lowest priorities?
Well, tourists who are looking aroundat stuff, parents pushing strollers geez,
there's a baby in there, andpeople writing, people riding e bikes and
scooters, those are the lowest.I don't know either of those. In
New York, the dog walker takespresence over the person with a baby.

(01:44:13):
Yes, the book is the strollersin the way. Yeah. Yeah,
have a job and they know whatthey're doing and they know where they're going.
Move Emily, geez. Emily wouldbe a slow stroller walker just in
New York with her. That's oneof the most defensive things you have said
to me. On the other hand, Yeah, sky, where am I
going? That's where they get onthe subway. I don't know. I'm

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just going to turn till I figureit out. And she still uses a
map all the time. So Iused to walk so fast that I used
to use my joggers. I hadtwo strollers, one for when I went
on jogs, which I never did. I would use that as my everyday
stroller because it had the big wheelsand it moved fast. Look at her
movement. Nothing. Take it backtalk after the show. I take it

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back. The number two pieces ofsidewalk etiquette from New Yorkers is you move
quickly and you never stop. Theysay, the sidewalks in New York City
operate like highways, so you needto keep walking forward at a normal pace
with your head up. Yeah,and if you don't, you move to
the side. Okay, Yeah,you gotta get over. Get over.

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Sorry. And then finally this onewas mentioned right out of the gate.
New Yorkers their number one piece ofsidewalk etiquette is keep to the right.
You are in America, we areon the right side of the road.
You should be on the right sideof the sidewalk. And know where I
got yelled at one time in thishallway for not walking on the right.

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Oh, I was walking. It'sa hallway, so I wasn't even really
thinking of just getting back from Europe. Well that's what they yelled at me.
Where are you from? Like youwalk on the right, And I
was like, oh my god,are you from? That's pretty much how
was these halways? Like? Ifeel like the same rules don't apply because
I always like, am awkward whenI try to get around somebody in the
hallway. But why don't I juststay to the right? All right?

(01:46:05):
I don't know? All right?Coming up tomorrow, we're going to play
our game Cameo Rolette. Plus itis a free comedy Friday, and we
will have a hot comedian in studioall tomorrow. We'll see you then,