November 14, 2025 • 13 mins
Eddie IFFT joins The Show! He talks about how he got banned from the league he coaches in, how his kid is acting in school situations, taking coconuts on a plane to stay hydrated. Catch him performing in San Diego this weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, today is free Comedy Friday, and we're always happy
to see our next guest who is in town. Eddie
if back at the La Jolla Comedy Store this weekend.
Got a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows
Tomorrow night, Sunday showy Oh got to turn his thing.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Sorry, Jamie, it just wasn't up.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So that helps u Thor just had a baby last week.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I heard congratulations. You guys deserve all kinds of congratulations.
Had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Birthday. Yeah, I don't know what you not much, to
be honest with you, you know, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal
because we weren't really sure how that was gonna go.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
If he's ever gonna know, it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, they go, he's an old dad. Good luck. It's true. Man, dude,
it's crazy when you have kids at older age.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, tell him to buy a cup to wear that
because he's gonna get hit.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah this happened.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's uh yeah, I'm I'm I aging quick.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But you're still you're still out there, you're still involved,
you're getting involved. You know, it's still.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Trying, trying I'm banned from a Y s O soccer
soccer that my my team got out of control. Uh yeah,
the coach and I gotta Actually, i'm doing the show tonight.
I'm driving back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, for a game, for a game.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah. My team.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Uh, my team was like oh and seven and they
were losing like ten nothing every game. And uh then
I started playing twisted sister, We're not gonna take okay,
I'd bring a speaker, I'd play thunder strap. I talked
to these kids. I've never played soccer in my life.
I knew how to play football. Coach apparently football and
(01:45):
soccer different.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sports, they are different.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Coaches have quit.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, okay, he said.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He said, they've never seen a team so aggressive.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I respect that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what, if you're not gonna win the game,
to take some fools out, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
One woman guys, one woman coach.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Because and then number four kept giving our players the
finger when they would score.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was like, number four, Oh that's my how they're
they're six. That sounds about right, that's about right.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like they was like, you need to calm down. I
was like, no, your kids are the nails.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Mine are the hammers. I've been coaching my son in
baseball since te ball, and now this is our last
year together before he goes to high school. So I've
seen it all. You know. There are so many different
levels of coaches and teams and stuff like that. So
you'll get the coaches where I'm pretty chill. To be
honest with you, I don't I don't get too crazy.
(02:46):
There will be times when you might see me, you know,
explode a little game. You might see me you know,
you know, what the hell's going on here? But but
then you'll see the guys who are just like, oh stop,
and you're going like you realize these are children, right,
Like I don't know, Like, what are we doing here?
We're not going to the majors. I just got tired
of losing. Yeah, I was like this is enough.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And uh my one little kid who was playing goalie,
I just put him in the goal and I kicked
a thousand balls out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's taking him in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And especially he's like, I don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
This, and I was like, you want to stop? Then
you stopped the ball. He went out that game. We
won our first game. He played a game like I've
never seen. I mean, there were tears coming out of
my house.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And I went over to him and he was not
the most athletic by any means, but he played.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I go, you get the m VP. The kids lifted
him up and he looks at me and he goes,
I just got tired of losing.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I was like, you know, I've done my job. Now
baseball is coming. And my wife said she won't sign
my son up. Why hey, and why not? She goes cause, uh,
she goes, I'm afraid we're going to get a lawsuit
if we put a bat in his hands.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
One he's in high school. Now he calmed down a little,
does it it does?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And he was nuts, like we had problems. I was
getting phone calls.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I have personal relationships with every single teacher's text personal
text and when he's chill now now he's too cool
for school.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I've never hit this kid.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I never hit him.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
We like do all the stupid like progressive parenting, like
let's talk about your feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh god, he took his shoe off and throw it
across the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And my wife's like, it's all you, It's all you.
My wife's father was a pro football player.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh really, he played for the Philadelphia Eagles, who was
a center that they said was like the strongest, toughest man.
When I met my wife, like a week after I
was dating her, dad got arrested for knocking a bouncer
out in a ball.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He was in his sixties and I was like, I
don't think I want to meet your father's kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's not intimidating at all.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
He grew up his mother was a famous, like figure skater.
She was in like the Olympics. And they asked him,
They're like, wait, and he grew up figure skating and
he was an NFL center. They're like, why didn't you
play hockey? And his answer was because if you put
a stick in my hand, I would have killed something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh okay, okay, it's your DNA. Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That was the guy on the bench telling Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, come on, man, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well. They used to be like Eddie go in. I'm like,
I haven't finished my store.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You gotta go see Eddie. He's at the La Joya
comedy store this weekend. A couple of shows tonight, a
couple of shows tomorrow. At a Sunday show, we were
just briefly talking right before you came on. You did
hear the segment where Sky was talking about the food
dies and these new Doritos and things like that, and
you're all on board on this. I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I've been a health not for like ten to twelve,
I don't know, maybe even longer, fifteen twenty. I don't
know what it is. Like everything is about like and now,
especially with my wife. She giving me like sleep anxiety,
like you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep more, and the
hydration you like they told me. My wife is like,
you need to drink more on planes because I fly
(06:11):
every week. So she goes, uh, she showed me this
thing on the internet. That's where we go call it.
She goes, you, you could take coconuts on a plane,
and then you get the coconut water because you can't
take water on a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They don't let you take it on.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So I took the coconuts on, but I couldn't get
the machete on.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I needed to open them on the plane with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
These coconuts just banging them together, like we need to
call the police.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I saw that. I'd be a little concerned by that. Yeah,
so you you think this is a good thing. This
you know, no food ye and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
As crazy as RFK is.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And he is not pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He is out of his mind bonkers.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
The guy like killed a deer and put it in
his car, dropped it off and in Central Park, like
I got to get rid of this deer.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Central Parks the spot to be.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There's a lot of stuff that he's dead on. The
food is out of control in this country. I mean like,
I mean Thanksgivings coming, people are eating turduccans. Oh yeah,
turkey stuff, to the chicken stuff, to the ducks with.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Sausage being a health nut.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Like because my mom was, as you heard, growing up,
Halloween kind of sucked because you'd come home with this
massive bag of candy. But then my mom would raid
it all and the only thing I could keep was
like the raisinettes. So so what how did you do
Halloween in your house? Or there's certain.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Times didn't like me? They give me the apples with
the razor blade.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Kids?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Are your kids allowed?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What we do now is we have the switch switch.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Which shows up this is an internet thing right years children,
O can't wait, what exactly a switch? Because I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Sure it is like the tooth fairy and like Santa
Claus switch which shows up, you give your bag of candy.
Don't say this to the switch witch that night you
leave it out the switch which takes the candy and
then place.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It with what a toy? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Come on?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Was your kid's replacement for an entire bag of candy?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
On? Hold on, more candy? They get the bigger than better,
right toy?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay, So my six year old son this year decided
to go with the ten year olds okay, because he
left his buddies because he's like, these guys are criminals.
And they had a wagon in any place where it said,
you know where they left it out, take.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
One, just take one eddie dumping.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They dump. Come on, they dumped it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So my son comes back and he'd have like I
looked at his bag and he'd have like fifty you know,
like the extra large like Snickers bar. And I go
and told him, I go, cruiz. You know the switch
which checks serial numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Ohne, I go, there's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
A number on everyone and if the numbers are similar,
that means you took more than one.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And he goes.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Really thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, and he goes like this it's like ten pm.
You guys, can you drive me around and I can
take some back?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh? Got him? Emily is one of the households it
does he take one? Yeah? And so and Thor was
not a fan of that.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, I have done it before.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Thor always says what he would have done when he
was a kid, and he'd take the all the candy
and then I'll smash the bowl on the ground any respect.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
But I've left it out and I did catch once
on my ring cam. Can't just go on it, I.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Mean, what are you one of my supposed.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
To I used to wear three masks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
We'd bring three just and if it was good candy,
we'd put it on walk to the mailbox.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
There you go. That's brilliant. That's really honestly, that's pretty good.
Now do you go full board with Christmas?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Are you an elf on the shelf? Family? Do you
do anything like that?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Wife loves all that stuff and I hate it, breaking
my heart pro my my wife.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Has already set up the Christmas decorations.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Really, that's a thing this year on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's like love it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like more than ever before.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
They say you there's a direct correlation between when your
Christmas decorations go up and how crazy you are.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So you're least crazy if you put them up early. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
If it was up to my wife, she would put
them up on December twenty sixth for December twenty Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Wow, going out.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's even that's more aggressive than me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's weird. Is our house lighted? Have you seen this?
Like they run like lights around your house and you
can change Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, my neighbor's have different hol.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Think about doing that, don't know?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Is that Christmas all year round?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Well? I would like that. I mean, I mean I
switch it up for like fourth of July. My favorite
holiday is Thanksgiving? What about then?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Because I just sit down and eat, like I'll give
you Thanksgiving, but like it's it's more in Christmas season
now right?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Rights happened Eddie, he's mister Christmas. We actually even have
a party coming up called Eddie's Way to Early Christmas Party.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It's next week, a week before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's great, it's great holiday before a holiday start.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I have Thanksgiving. I'll give you that day. You eat
your turkey, you do your thing, and then back to Christmas.
Fourth of July is pretty awesome, there's explosives. Yeah, exactly,
that's a lot of good stuff, Eddie. I'm so happy
to see you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Go check him out at the Comedy Store. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night, and
a Sunday show. Have you done any crazy hikes or
anything like that, like you've been doing?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It took my family.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It took my family on a pretty hard one recently,
and they were like, why does this have to be
a full day event? And I was like, because you
guys are gonna climb Mount Whitney next year. Mount Whitney
is the highest mountain in the contiguous. You know, I
don't even know what that word is, but uh, it's
like fourteen thousand feet and you got to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know, it's pretty tough.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Why do you have to I don't have to do it.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I don't have that way.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But my son is going to be seven, and so
we read somewhere that like the youngest kid to ever
do it was was seven, and so like, we're going,
you're going to break it. Yeah, But then I saw
there were some like younger kids, like they're psychos out there.
But we still told him that he's going to be
the world. Yeah, because I need him, you know, I
(12:41):
don't want to hear him why we're twelve thousand feet Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And after that whole soccer incident, you know, we're going
to try and get this expirits a little bit as well.
You man, it's fun, you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Guys, this is like you guys are like it. There's
there's no one else your.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Family, brother, So you're welcome anytime it's on the down. Absolutely, anytime.
My friend
Well, today is free Comedy Friday, and we're always happy
to see our next guest who is in town. Eddie
if back at the La Jolla Comedy Store this weekend.
Got a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows
Tomorrow night, Sunday showy Oh got to turn his thing.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Sorry, Jamie, it just wasn't up.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
So that helps u Thor just had a baby last week.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I heard congratulations. You guys deserve all kinds of congratulations.
Had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Birthday. Yeah, I don't know what you not much, to
be honest with you, you know, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal
because we weren't really sure how that was gonna go.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
If he's ever gonna know, it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, they go, he's an old dad. Good luck. It's true. Man, dude,
it's crazy when you have kids at older age.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, tell him to buy a cup to wear that
because he's gonna get hit.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah this happened.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's uh yeah, I'm I'm I aging quick.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But you're still you're still out there, you're still involved,
you're getting involved. You know, it's still.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Trying, trying I'm banned from a Y s O soccer
soccer that my my team got out of control. Uh yeah,
the coach and I gotta Actually, i'm doing the show tonight.
I'm driving back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, for a game, for a game.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah. My team.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Uh, my team was like oh and seven and they
were losing like ten nothing every game. And uh then
I started playing twisted sister, We're not gonna take okay,
I'd bring a speaker, I'd play thunder strap. I talked
to these kids. I've never played soccer in my life.
I knew how to play football. Coach apparently football and
(01:45):
soccer different.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sports, they are different.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Coaches have quit.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, okay, he said.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He said, they've never seen a team so aggressive.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I respect that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what, if you're not gonna win the game,
to take some fools out, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
One woman guys, one woman coach.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Because and then number four kept giving our players the
finger when they would score.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was like, number four, Oh that's my how they're
they're six. That sounds about right, that's about right.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like they was like, you need to calm down. I
was like, no, your kids are the nails.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Mine are the hammers. I've been coaching my son in
baseball since te ball, and now this is our last
year together before he goes to high school. So I've
seen it all. You know. There are so many different
levels of coaches and teams and stuff like that. So
you'll get the coaches where I'm pretty chill. To be
honest with you, I don't I don't get too crazy.
(02:46):
There will be times when you might see me, you know,
explode a little game. You might see me you know,
you know, what the hell's going on here? But but
then you'll see the guys who are just like, oh stop,
and you're going like you realize these are children, right,
Like I don't know, Like, what are we doing here?
We're not going to the majors. I just got tired
of losing. Yeah, I was like this is enough.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And uh my one little kid who was playing goalie,
I just put him in the goal and I kicked
a thousand balls out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's taking him in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And especially he's like, I don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
This, and I was like, you want to stop? Then
you stopped the ball. He went out that game. We
won our first game. He played a game like I've
never seen. I mean, there were tears coming out of
my house.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And I went over to him and he was not
the most athletic by any means, but he played.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I go, you get the m VP. The kids lifted
him up and he looks at me and he goes,
I just got tired of losing.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I was like, you know, I've done my job. Now
baseball is coming. And my wife said she won't sign
my son up. Why hey, and why not? She goes cause, uh,
she goes, I'm afraid we're going to get a lawsuit
if we put a bat in his hands.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
One he's in high school. Now he calmed down a little,
does it it does?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And he was nuts, like we had problems. I was
getting phone calls.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I have personal relationships with every single teacher's text personal
text and when he's chill now now he's too cool
for school.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I've never hit this kid.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I never hit him.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
We like do all the stupid like progressive parenting, like
let's talk about your feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh god, he took his shoe off and throw it
across the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And my wife's like, it's all you, It's all you.
My wife's father was a pro football player.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh really, he played for the Philadelphia Eagles, who was
a center that they said was like the strongest, toughest man.
When I met my wife, like a week after I
was dating her, dad got arrested for knocking a bouncer
out in a ball.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He was in his sixties and I was like, I
don't think I want to meet your father's kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's not intimidating at all.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
He grew up his mother was a famous, like figure skater.
She was in like the Olympics. And they asked him,
They're like, wait, and he grew up figure skating and
he was an NFL center. They're like, why didn't you
play hockey? And his answer was because if you put
a stick in my hand, I would have killed something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh okay, okay, it's your DNA. Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That was the guy on the bench telling Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, come on, man, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well. They used to be like Eddie go in. I'm like,
I haven't finished my store.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You gotta go see Eddie. He's at the La Joya
comedy store this weekend. A couple of shows tonight, a
couple of shows tomorrow. At a Sunday show, we were
just briefly talking right before you came on. You did
hear the segment where Sky was talking about the food
dies and these new Doritos and things like that, and
you're all on board on this. I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I've been a health not for like ten to twelve,
I don't know, maybe even longer, fifteen twenty. I don't
know what it is. Like everything is about like and now,
especially with my wife. She giving me like sleep anxiety,
like you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep more, and the
hydration you like they told me. My wife is like,
you need to drink more on planes because I fly
(06:11):
every week. So she goes, uh, she showed me this
thing on the internet. That's where we go call it.
She goes, you, you could take coconuts on a plane,
and then you get the coconut water because you can't
take water on a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They don't let you take it on.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So I took the coconuts on, but I couldn't get
the machete on.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I needed to open them on the plane with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
These coconuts just banging them together, like we need to
call the police.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I saw that. I'd be a little concerned by that. Yeah,
so you you think this is a good thing. This
you know, no food ye and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
As crazy as RFK is.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And he is not pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He is out of his mind bonkers.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
The guy like killed a deer and put it in
his car, dropped it off and in Central Park, like
I got to get rid of this deer.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Central Parks the spot to be.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There's a lot of stuff that he's dead on. The
food is out of control in this country. I mean like,
I mean Thanksgivings coming, people are eating turduccans. Oh yeah,
turkey stuff, to the chicken stuff, to the ducks with.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Sausage being a health nut.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Like because my mom was, as you heard, growing up,
Halloween kind of sucked because you'd come home with this
massive bag of candy. But then my mom would raid
it all and the only thing I could keep was
like the raisinettes. So so what how did you do
Halloween in your house? Or there's certain.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Times didn't like me? They give me the apples with
the razor blade.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Kids?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Are your kids allowed?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What we do now is we have the switch switch.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Which shows up this is an internet thing right years children,
O can't wait, what exactly a switch? Because I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Sure it is like the tooth fairy and like Santa
Claus switch which shows up, you give your bag of candy.
Don't say this to the switch witch that night you
leave it out the switch which takes the candy and
then place.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It with what a toy? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Come on?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Was your kid's replacement for an entire bag of candy?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
On? Hold on, more candy? They get the bigger than better,
right toy?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay, So my six year old son this year decided
to go with the ten year olds okay, because he
left his buddies because he's like, these guys are criminals.
And they had a wagon in any place where it said,
you know where they left it out, take.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
One, just take one eddie dumping.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They dump. Come on, they dumped it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So my son comes back and he'd have like I
looked at his bag and he'd have like fifty you know,
like the extra large like Snickers bar. And I go
and told him, I go, cruiz. You know the switch
which checks serial numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Ohne, I go, there's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
A number on everyone and if the numbers are similar,
that means you took more than one.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And he goes.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Really thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, and he goes like this it's like ten pm.
You guys, can you drive me around and I can
take some back?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh? Got him? Emily is one of the households it
does he take one? Yeah? And so and Thor was
not a fan of that.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, I have done it before.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Thor always says what he would have done when he
was a kid, and he'd take the all the candy
and then I'll smash the bowl on the ground any respect.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
But I've left it out and I did catch once
on my ring cam. Can't just go on it, I.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Mean, what are you one of my supposed.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
To I used to wear three masks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
We'd bring three just and if it was good candy,
we'd put it on walk to the mailbox.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
There you go. That's brilliant. That's really honestly, that's pretty good.
Now do you go full board with Christmas?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Are you an elf on the shelf? Family? Do you
do anything like that?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Wife loves all that stuff and I hate it, breaking
my heart pro my my wife.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Has already set up the Christmas decorations.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Really, that's a thing this year on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's like love it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like more than ever before.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
They say you there's a direct correlation between when your
Christmas decorations go up and how crazy you are.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So you're least crazy if you put them up early. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
If it was up to my wife, she would put
them up on December twenty sixth for December twenty Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Wow, going out.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's even that's more aggressive than me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's weird. Is our house lighted? Have you seen this?
Like they run like lights around your house and you
can change Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, my neighbor's have different hol.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Think about doing that, don't know?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Is that Christmas all year round?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Well? I would like that. I mean, I mean I
switch it up for like fourth of July. My favorite
holiday is Thanksgiving? What about then?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Because I just sit down and eat, like I'll give
you Thanksgiving, but like it's it's more in Christmas season
now right?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Rights happened Eddie, he's mister Christmas. We actually even have
a party coming up called Eddie's Way to Early Christmas Party.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It's next week, a week before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's great, it's great holiday before a holiday start.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I have Thanksgiving. I'll give you that day. You eat
your turkey, you do your thing, and then back to Christmas.
Fourth of July is pretty awesome, there's explosives. Yeah, exactly,
that's a lot of good stuff, Eddie. I'm so happy
to see you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Go check him out at the Comedy Store. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night, and
a Sunday show. Have you done any crazy hikes or
anything like that, like you've been doing?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It took my family.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It took my family on a pretty hard one recently,
and they were like, why does this have to be
a full day event? And I was like, because you
guys are gonna climb Mount Whitney next year. Mount Whitney
is the highest mountain in the contiguous. You know, I
don't even know what that word is, but uh, it's
like fourteen thousand feet and you got to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know, it's pretty tough.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Why do you have to I don't have to do it.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I don't have that way.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But my son is going to be seven, and so
we read somewhere that like the youngest kid to ever
do it was was seven, and so like, we're going,
you're going to break it. Yeah, But then I saw
there were some like younger kids, like they're psychos out there.
But we still told him that he's going to be
the world. Yeah, because I need him, you know, I
(12:41):
don't want to hear him why we're twelve thousand feet Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And after that whole soccer incident, you know, we're going
to try and get this expirits a little bit as well.
You man, it's fun, you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Guys, this is like you guys are like it. There's
there's no one else your.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Family, brother, So you're welcome anytime it's on the down. Absolutely, anytime.
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