FULL SHOW: Sky's Wheel of Food, Carlos Mencia, Eddie IFFT, AND MORE!

We kick off friday by traveling to Cuba for a traditional Cubano Sandwich, then the LEGEND Carlos Mencia joins us, as well as comedian Eddie IFFT as they both prepare for their shows this weekend in San Diego. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, yes, buck
up for this.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You're about to experience this show. How do you like
to get down with some real gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor strong.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The enforcer thor am I negative all the time? Yeah?
Do I have issues? And dressed in black from head
to toe.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's show and it starts right now. Welcome to Emily's
birthday spectacular speciacular fireworks, fireworks. I mean, wow, this is

(00:56):
as big as a guest gentlemen. Emily is the only
member of the party planning committee. Normally, whenever we do birthdays,
you know in here, Emily is in charge of the decorations,
and Emily is the queen of the Dollar Store decorations,

(01:18):
and so we have been seeing you know, pretty much
the you know same happy birthday sign for many years,
pretty much since Emily has been on the show, and
so that thing comes up whenever it's one of our
birthdays Emily is added and subtracted different things from the
dollar store. Yeah, how could I not.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
There was that one birthday of yours that was Star
Wars Heavy where.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That was at my house correct? Yes, yes, where she
printed her own sign which was amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, when everybody was like really into baby Yoda or
whatever his name is.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
And she loved it. She put it on. Man, I
loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
For colored Baby Yoda in from the printouts with the
coloring consoles.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's beautiful. It was beautiful, childlike, but.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
It was a little awkward when she hung it to
the point where you could neither open nor close the
door to get out. So if there was a fire,
that would have been a bad birthday because Eddie had
the way.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
We got into the room where we were broadcasting and
there was the double swinging doors and I put them
French doors, Yeah, and I put the sign in front
of them.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, you can't open the door at that point. Not great,
but whatever. We had the year where there was like
a hundred balloons over here beneath my feet and I
couldn't get in or out.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You're trapped walk not really, Why does she try and
trap you every birthday?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Sky's birthday last month was another level. We we had
some balloons yeah in here.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, they had smiley faces on them.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's right, yellow, that's right, right, yellow smiley faces.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then you also debuted the new uh like tabletopper centerpiece.
You called it, yes, this is.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Officially the show's birthday centerpiece.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
I guess, well, I mean Sky, it is Sky's Yeah, yeah,
it was, it.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Was, It was for me. It was in my space.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
It was very festive when I came in on my birthday.
But I had a tabletopper centerpiece where my laptop goes.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
And then I had balloons where my microphone swings.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
So it took a little reorganization, but I appreciated the
festive effort because there were some new additions.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Like you appreciated it. There was seemed irritated.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know, I'm not good with change and stuff was
in my space.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's a piece of paper. You actually just move it.
I mean, yeah, I believe, but throw off. The balloons
were taped down. It's like, do I move them? Are
people going to get offended?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But it was. It was people.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
The CEO of the planning the party planning committee. But
it was very sweet, very festive.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
So after that we threw out the question, well, if
you're the only member of the party Planning Committee, what
are we supposed to do for your birthday? Yeah, and
we were really sure, we were really sure what the
plan was. Well, I can officially say there are three
new members to the Party Planning Committee.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It wasn't just a solo effort. This was a team effort.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was I think it's clear by the product the.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Amount of work that has gone into the amount of
festivity and decorations.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
I am truly blown away. I am truly blown away.
Not many words.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh, can you describe what's going on here? Yeah, well,
let me let me go over what all we've done.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I came in so early this morning and hung that banner.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Earlier than normal.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh yeah, I mean I can't even tell you.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You here like four thirty. So you're here like four.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I mean it was probably like one.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
You did that.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I was in the time.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, it wasn't here. So I brought that birthday sign
from home. This is your that's my birthday sign that
is in our house.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
It doesn't the sparkles faded a little bit, Sky, I
see lots of fingerprints on it.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I don't is am I looking at scotch tape between
the B and the I for the birthday words.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, it's holding it together together. That sign is goes
up anytime there's a birthday at my house.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
It looks like it was from your first birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It could be that's a Debra special, that's a dollars
tree whatever dollar store birthday sign.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
And do you see all the old tape from the
amount of times it's a bit hung and take it
down and hung it.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, lots of love for this, Yeah, a lot of birthdays.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
You really have special dy to share a family heirloom
with one of your friends. This is clearly I mean
you said every family birthday it's brought out, so you know.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I think you've set the standard, and so I wanted
to make sure I lived up to the standard of
your birthday decorations.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I have I have reused birthday decorations.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh you have. Speaking of reusing birthday decorations, Sky's contribution
to the birthday spectacular, You're welcome is the exact same
centerpiece that you put together and hot glued for her. Birthday.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, Clu still on there.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I was proud of this project, so.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
The tabletop are proud of that.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's like a.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Piece of cardboard that she hot glued other pieces of
cardboard that say happy Birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But I mean that's the way it came right.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Yeah, but we should have seen it was a bit
of a nightmare one night. It was very sturdy, so
like if you moved in one one direction.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Thanks from the dollar store super sturdy or not.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Where has that been for a month?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Well, so at the end of my birthday extravaganza in October,
I had this lovely centerpiece that Emily had made for me,
and I stared at it and I go, now, what
you know, You know, like you do when you get
birthday cards, you kind of go, do I display this?
Does it just a couple days straight into the recycle bin?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well, it's not birthday all year long.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
It's not birthday all year So I decided, like I
do with birthday cards, I'm going to take this bad
boy home.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I am going to put.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It out for a day or two and then we'll
see what happens after that. But it turns out that
my daughter caught eyes on this sweet piece right here,
and my daughter's birthday is actually coming up in a
couple of days, and so she said, Mom, can we
put that out for my birthday?

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Fan?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Wow, we've got a fan.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I mean, so I believe this has now become a
Sky Family birthday airlooms.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wait are you taking that back? Oh yeah, at the
end of Emily's birthday extravaganza.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You love to do that.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
So I guess you don't get it.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Well, I can't display.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It my home.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Well what about the Papani family sign? I mean, were
you planning on? She has her own okay, so she
So I got to bring that back in big trouble.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Can't go get a new one.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Part of heirlooms? Do you not understand you don't just
get rid of air?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I mean, it's insane, messed up Emily.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I also added my own centerpiece. Wow, this is new
to the mix.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's what's from you.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes, it's it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's spectacular. It's beautiful, careful get not very sturdy. You
didn't have hot No, no, not very shirty. It's held
together with paper clea. It's one of those fan things
that you like do around to make, you know, like
a little frilly thing.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
On the bottom, it' says happy birthday on it. It's
a centerpiece birthday, another centerpiece. I didn't know Sky for
sure was going to bring her centerpiece. You didn't know
there's double double centerpieces, like which one goes in the
actual center.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I don't know. I'm really struggling with.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I know, I know, And then you're may be wondering, Well,
you said, three people, what did Jamie add to this
birthday spectacular baby James?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
And how sad is thor that he could not add to?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh Man added much chances that he's going to text
you tomorrow? Did he even knows is your birthday tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Not know?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
He's got a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But still, I mean, even if he didn't have a
lot going on, I'm breath for that. Now Jamie is
in here, and Jamie has added an unbelievable piece to
this celebrate. He has added a happy birthday felt crown.

(10:07):
It is It says happy birthday on it. It is
a princess crown. A little concerned what I'm seeing here
on the side. Careful that thing.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
It's really old.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's it's James Family, Royal family. Wow, wow, you have
to love recently for legal reasons. I'm going to say
a fair enough, we expect you to wear that all
show along.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I don't think I'm going to What do you mean
it's pink with little pump palms on it?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Look at Wow, that is really nice. Special it really
is looking at her the birthday girl. I really like it.
I really like it. Like if we were in like
a special room at like Chuck E Cheese or something,
and you wore that it fit right in. Special Girl.

(11:00):
That's the special girl. Special Girl said to keep it
on the whole time. How old is the big girl turning?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Forty two?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Why are we so sad?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Forty two?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
You're saying that with pride.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I have no pride.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I knew Emily when she was twenty two. You don't
need to tact actually, I mean, how crazy is that?
For the different human way to different humans.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Like twice my age?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Okay, Jamie, that's not like you could be his mama.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Don't you say that?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's true?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Like it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Sorry, I don't want to be Jamie's mama.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Come on, come on, man. So that's that's a Jamie
special right there.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Thank you, Jamie. You're I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Worried about it. Jamie took a special trip to the
dollar Store yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Now you just to get this.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
He just happened to be there with his girlfriend. Really
and uh, you know I saw that. Oh real, this
is new is so message, it's antique.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's an antique.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, you have a hot glue gun, you can fix it.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Clearly, Surprisingly enough, I don't have one of my purse.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh that is crazy. So we did it.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, you do. I do, Okay, you know.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I appreciate some spirit.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah. So this is all for you today.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
It's it honestly exceeded my expectation.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I really did.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You didn't really think anything was gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
I thought maybe the heirlooms signed, but I didn't know
about me. I expect something like that. I didn't expect
the centerpieces, the double center, double center. Yeah, I mean,
that's that's pretty pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
We did already have a little bit of a situation though,
as our one good friend one day one, because every
birthday brings us in treats, brought in some donuts, which
so kind. Yeah, it is great.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh my god, it's so thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, Emily acted in a certain way that I didn't
really appreciate this morning. But you don't have to act
that way. You know, everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I knew what.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I'm just sitting here. I know you what do you
what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
You are addicted to donuts.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's a crazy, that's a crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
The birthday signed to say intervention.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Come on, I can't sorry, I enjoyed a treat.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
To say you enjoy it is the big understatement of
the central Can't that weird around donuts?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah? The fact that's a statement. And you know, all
right you kissed donuts.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, it's really odd.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
If somebody gives you donuts, you let them do.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Like like if I if I give you donuts right
now and it wasn't like my birthday, you would let
me like you straight up let me leave early, just
let me work early.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, okay, I feel like their payment.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Everybody in the building knows the way to your heart. Donuts.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's all true. But you you strutted over to the
donuts and acted so braddy of like I can do
whatever I want with these. It's because they're mine.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
I know because because I knew, I know the way
you operate, and you would be annoyed that I'm getting
donuts so early, and also like so in that I
was getting the first donut.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
I feel like that's that's not true. I could feel
your eyes piercing me when I was, and so.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It actually is true.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
You didn't see as you walked over there because Eddie,
you know, we sit in the seat in front of
our microphone. But as you walked over there, you're kind
of obscured by Jamie's monitors. So Eddie pulled one of
these moves where he half stood up in his chair
and looked at you as you were opening. And the
look in his eyes when you were opening that donut, Boss,

(14:47):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He was staring.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well, he wanted something so bad I didn't.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I do have a question, though, it is standard protocol
that when there is donuts in he here after everybody
enjoys theirs. I usually take the leftovers home with me. Yes,
I don't know what the protocol is with Emily today
with these donuts, and I'm just curious what's going to happen.

(15:16):
I mean, you have a lot of stuff going on
over there. So I don't want to. I don't want
to add you know to your.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Okay, we see what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Guy, what whatever you it's your day. Whatever you want
to do with the donuts, you can do. Obviously we
got ready at home. He likes a good donut. I
feel like Robert is weird about it. Let's plan here.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
What's up girl? Why why you want?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
You're not making nervous? But I shouldn't because they're my donut.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
There your donut, and it's your birthday. Weekend shows donuts.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
But Wayne, what whoever's birthday is? They could to keep them?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
But why do I always get them? Because you just
I don't know, don't I don't, I don't know. I
was I didn't want hers. She ate hers, and then
and then I and then she took one for the
boo and she said, you can have.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
A lot of sweets to take home. So that's why
that happened.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
I was planning on taking most of them home because
I was going to send them with my son. He's
going for a sleepover at a friend's house and they've.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Got a bunch of kids.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh, they would love that, And so I was, you're
gonna I was gonna take my donuts and share them
with the family that's watching read tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's that's literally spinning in my I.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Don't think it's spitting, like if you said, you.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Know what, we're going to eat them and we're going
to do it. Okay, I can't. I can't be mad at.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I was going to see left, and then I was.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Such a niece.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
My nieces are coming to my house tomorrow. I'm sure
they are for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You do whatever you want. I was.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I had fine, f y, I.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
I had planned on seeing if you wanted to take
one or two, you're gonna have one.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Whatever. It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
It does it's fine, it really does it.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I feel like you're being very bad right now.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Have your birthday. I put in all this word. I mean,
it's crazy. We have discussed when you are when are
you supposed to change out your bath towel, like after
a week or like how long does it take for
you to change that bathtel out? Well, we're going to
see how many people use a clean towel every single

(17:27):
time they shower when we get back on the show
a Q five three. We have had the discussion before
of how often do you change out your bathteels? And
I think kind of the standard answer was after like
three or four times after you use them. Usually that
equates to a week. Yeah, and you kind of change
it out, you know, you get rid of those howls

(17:48):
or you wash them. How many people actually get a fresh,
clean towel every single shower. I mean, that would be ideal,
but who would do That's yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Now.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I remember I flippantly mentioned to you guys that every
time I go in the pool, I get a fresh towel,
and you guys, that's pretty frosted. And I didn't realize
that I did. I didn't think that was weird. I
just have a cabinet full of my pool beach towels,
and anytime I'm going to go in, I grab one,
and anytime I get out, I throw it in the laundry.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
But you have a cabana boy, a pool boy that
you know how when you go to resorts you throw
the towel in that giant like dumpster thing or whatever.
And then sky when you go to skyspool you have
to get a wristband to get a towel and all
that stuff. So it is different for you in that regard.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
We have people doing laundry on stuff that you care.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, she's she has an industrial sized washing machine.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, What most people do I think when you have
a pool or go swim me, is you kind of
like hang up your towel somewhere and it dries off
and then you use it again a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Absolutely, Like I'm I'm a freak. Like if we go
to my sisters for a weekend, or we're going somewhere
like to a house where you know there's a pool,
I will be like everybody like I tell Read and
my son My said, Read and Robert, like, everybody use
your same towel the entire time.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
So we're not using tons of tons, right, and.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
You don't want to because you don't want to wash
a ton of towels. And it's like, what, you're not dirty?
So what what do you need a fresh towel every time?

Speaker 5 (19:29):
I don't know, I guess because we don't really have
a place to hang them, Like we've never designated a place.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You have Okay, you have chairs, right, A lot of
times we hang them over our chairs.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You just drape them over because we live by the coast.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Were you how do you get the marine You're disgusting.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You get the marque with your oh god, wherever that is.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
We got a marine layer every night, so the towels
are always damp and like wet the next day.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
That bad. I wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
I don't live by russ are wet like everything is
wet every morning until the sun bakes on it for
a while.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Everything is wet every morning.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
So are you doing a lot of morning swims?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Well no, but it's just it kind of seems gross
to me to have a towel, get wet overnight and
then use that towel.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
It seems like that is Yeah, how.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do people do it?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Other people. Don't think other people will do this.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
I honestly thought everybody got a fresh pool towel every
time they went in the pool.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's like if I'm going in the pool.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Like multiple times in one day, like we're hanging out
at the pool all day, Yeah, I'll use the same
towel all day long. Oh but but yeah, once the
sun goes down, bro, that that's that's the timer for
a freshye. So but yeah, until you guys all looked
at me like, uh, you started this, this is this
is your fault. When we first got our pool, you

(20:52):
got us really cool like cabana looking towels, like blue
and white stripe ons from Amazon. From Amazon, you got
it's like a six pack or something. And then I
have bought more over the years. So like we put hundreds,
not hundreds, but we probably have at least like twelve
to fifteen towels stacked in a cabinet like ready to go.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Often do you wash them once a week?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
The towels, well, anytime, anytime.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
We use them, you use it once and then wash
it the pool towel. Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, hold on, I understand. You use the towel, yes,
and then you get rid of it and you get
a new fresh towel.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
That towel goes into the washing machine.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Yeah, after I'm done with it, it goes into the
laundry one towel. Oh, not by itself, like I'll wait
for a pile to gather.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Okay, yeah, so we do mac six men five.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, wow, six men five?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah, so if we got five built up. Then we're like, okay,
we can do a load.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's very different.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
It can't do more than six because then you're gonna
get some weird noise that's coming out of that washing.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Nobody needs that, Okay, So.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Then with my back towel, I'm like you said, I'm
a once a weaker, right, And I don't even think.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I think that's kind of standard, you know, But apparently
there are people out there that get a clean towel
every time they shower.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, And if you want to ask me, i'd been like, okay,
maybe like five percent of people. I don't know, but
about twenty percent of people nineteen percent reports saying every
shower they get a fresh towel.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
That in a ideal world, that's great because you have
no bacterias and all that stuff. It sounds great in theory,
but who is doing laundry that much?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
A lot of towels per person?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
If you take a shower every day, yeah, some people don't,
you know, some people go every other day stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, that's weird. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
You think people shower every single day. It's just a thing, Jamie.
Do you shower every day?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
No, exactly.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
There's a lot of people who shower every day. Yeah,
why shower routine?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
No, it's like every other day. Sometimes I'll go every day, shocking,
like I'm raising my fifteen year old son. He's directed
the shower every day.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, boy stink like that's he's a boy.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You learned that when you're a.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Young boys, when when you're going through things. I thought
he was right. Now he might go, I went through
those things.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh oh okay, I'm blow it away right now.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Get your lower hair yet, Yes, you're lower way a
lot of it. If you wanted me to teach you
how to shave, I'll get it. You need to get
I don't know about down there. No, I'm not helping
you there.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Does Eddie need to have to talk.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
To help you there? How it works?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, So yeah, get twenty percent you said twenty.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Percent fresh towel every time.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And then on the.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Opposite end of the spectrum, because like I said, the
most common answer is about once a week, once every
four showers.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
But thirty percent of people once every month.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh that's a much, that's a little gross.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yeah, according to experts, every day. Yeah, according to experts,
you should be doing it every three to four times.
If your towel rack is closer to the toilet in
your bathroom, you probably should be doing more.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I don't use it, you know when I'm in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
But no, no idea, you're not not that.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
I've just been hanging there and then you flush the particles,
get it.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
If he runs out of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I don't go in them.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's disgusting. H If you've ever lost someone special to you,
how amazing would it be to be able to talk
to them just one more time? Well now you can.
We're gonna see what an AI company is doing to
be able to speak to deceased loved ones. Coming up
next on the show at Rock with A five three.
So obviously, anybody special and close to you, if they

(24:56):
pass away, you'd probably say to yourself, Man, I just
wish I could have one more moment with this person,
if I could say one more thing to them, or
if they could say one more thing to me. Wouldn't
that be the best? Wouldn't that be incredible? Anybody would
do that? Right of course? Well now you have a chance.
Now this is becoming reality. Apparently there is an AI

(25:17):
company that is going to let you talk to your
deceased loved ones.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, they just released a video about their new app,
and they say, what if the loved ones we've lost
could be a part of our future? And then it
shows you a commercial of how their product works.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
The company is called two Way, and basically what they
say to have this product for you is you need
to get three minutes a video of a loved one.
So I don't know if you can at this point
if you can submit any three minutes because in the
video they actually show the woman recording the person while

(26:01):
they're still alive, being like, just talk to the camera
for three minutes. Okay, turn to the side, blah blah,
talk about whatever you want. So Grandma in the video
talks about whatever she wants for three minutes. And then
next thing you know, in this ad, we're seeing the
future and them interacting with Grandma through multiple stages of

(26:24):
their life. So the granddaughter herself is pregnant, she's talking
to Grandma. Next thing you know, you now see great
Grandma talking to the little boy. He's now having his
first day of school. Great Grandma's advising him. He's now
an adult and his wife is now pregnant on her own,

(26:47):
showing the ultrasound to great grandma. So you're seeing this
whole life and generations of people interacting with this family
member who has been gone for quite a while.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Hear some of it. Yeah, listen to how this is
gonna sound.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
He's getting bigger, see, oh wonderful.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Kicking like crazy, he's listening.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Put your hand on.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Your tummy and you're used to allow to say.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
It feels like he's dancing in there.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Literally like you're supposed to be facetiming with them, updating
them on your.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Lie normal right, but it's dead. Oh god, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
And in one of the videos, I don't get it
because the woman is talking to the dead Ai grandma
and saying, tell my son that story I used to
love growing up.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
How does AI know what that story was like?

Speaker 5 (27:53):
If you're only loading three minutes a video, like if
you're asking for advice.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Probably just like chat GBT or co pilot, where you
could type in a story, or you can ask a question,
tell a children's story in the tone of a grandma,
and they'll tell a story. It may not be the
exact story. Or you could type in a story and
have her say it maybe and that may be the
way to do it.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Okay, so maybe you can.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I would have any memories, That's.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
What I'm saying, Like, how can you ask it for
advice and feel like it's really.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Your It's not.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's creepy, bro. Yeah people, this is awful.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
People are pointing out that they're unhealthy. Yes, you gotta
let go, man, you have to grieve.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
You have to go through the process. Let go and
move on.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Well, and people are pointing out that there was a
Black Mirror episode from twenty thirteen that was basically.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
This, oh really like and so right dead people?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Oh oh totally like yeah, makes an AI version of
you know, the dead boyfriend, and it got all weird
and creepy. But people were pointing because some people were saying, oh,
this is so sweet, what a great way to still
blah blah blah, and then other people are like, no, dude,
this is weird, this is creepy. This is making money
off our feelings. And something people pointed out is this

(29:08):
is a subscription service. So if you form a relationship
with great Grandma, but then money gets tight and you
can't and you can't you can't afford your subscription anymore.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I just kind of messed up.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Then you gotta lose Dana all over.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
This is so messed up, and then we have, you know, emotionally,
I don't want to say unstable people.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Look at you, look over here.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I mean, if you saw a deceased relative that you
were close to and they were talking, if you talk
to your grandma and she called you Emma, wouldn't you
just be a complete mess?

Speaker 6 (29:55):
I mean I wouldn't even be able to speak horrible.
It would be horrib ye, it would be that's good.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You know, like, oh, I got to see my grandma again.
She was talking to me. That's not really your grandma.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's fake.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Like, are we okay with that?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
No? That seems so crazy. I don't understand what the hell's.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Going on of here, dude. I don't like this stuff.
I think AI is cool in certain forms. We're getting
into weird territories now. Like I don't understand. If you
have some sort of computer guy and he's AI and
he's talking to you and whatever, that's fine. I don't

(30:32):
know that guy. I recognize he's fake. But if I'm
looking at my deceased grandmother and she's talking to me, dude,
come on, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
And you're doing that for decades and generation unstable and.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think that I'm actually talking to my mom or whatever?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Why also has like your little kid can't know that
that's not actually grandma.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's kind of yea, can we go see ground?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, she's actually in heaven. Yeah, talking to her?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
You're like your parents explained to you.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's stripped time.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I don't like this. I don't like this. It's not
cool man, all right. You know what is cool? Well,
eating food around the world. That is the best, right, No,
it is the best. It is. Yes, we're going to
spin a wheel and see what sky is gonna eat?
What destination are you going to land in? This guy?
We're gonna find out when we get back on the

(31:26):
show at Rock five three. Hopefully you have marked it
down in your calendar. You're going to be joining us
next Thursday for a Christmas party. You heard me right, Thanksgiving.
It's a full week before Thanksgiving. Emma. Oh yeah, it
is my way too early Christmas party, third annual. It's
becoming a nice little tradition. It's beautiful. Yes, it's going

(31:50):
to be going down next Thursday from six to eight
o'clock at night at Margaritaville Hotel, this year in the
gas Lab Quarter, which is gonna be great. We're really
excited about that. We're going to do our Ugliest Christmas
Sweater contest that we do every year, which is great.
There's gonna be special holiday show themed cocktails. The Big
Man himself maybe coming. Okay, make some calls. I made

(32:14):
some calls, Okay, so that is a possibility now.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
As much as I think this is too early and
I do not support any sort of Christmas celebration prior
to thank.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
You, you're the Scrinch.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
That's not nice to say. That's a sky It's not
the scrunch.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
And but I do get very impressed by the p
Ones and their homemade ugly Christmas sweater.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Like the thought and creativity that go into those are
pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
So that's the only thing I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh yeah, they'll be bouble playing NonStop. It's a whole thing. Man,
It's very exciting. So come down and join us next Thursday,
six to eight o'clock at Margeritaville Hotel. All right, sky Wow.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I don't want to. I don't feel like traveling. No,
I want to stay home.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Here we go, it is time for skies wheel of food.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Down, It's time for skies wheel of food.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Like nervous, splash, excited. I don't know which way this
is going to go.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
We spend the wheel wherever it lands.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
Sky Sky's wheel of food.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Flying to today.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Okay, I'm not I'm not flying anywhere. Stop looking to
the sky. I'm not traveling. I don't have my passport.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
You've gone to a lot of great places.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
India, Greece, Ireland, mexicalhere, Argentina. I mean, it's been exciting,
it's crazy weird.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
It's crazy exciting for you too, because we know that
you're never ever going to leave the country, right, you
won't ever leave the country.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
So now you get to without actually having to go.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Really expanding your horizons.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
I don't want to expand my horizons. My horizons are
perfect right here.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
In my way, really aren't. I mean, you're you're you're
rocking in an Oregon Coast sweatshirt today, So that's that's
as far as you go, which is ridiculous. Thank you
for that. You need you need to go. I wasn't
a compliment at all, In fact, opposites new So, yes,
this is what we do. We we send Sky around
the world, spin a wheel with different global cuisines. Whatever

(34:29):
it lands on, Sky has to try because he's the
pickiest eater on the planet. Don't care for Are we
ready to spin it? Are you excited? I am all right.
Let's spin the wheel. See what it lands on today?
Oh no, oh no, what oh this is listen. I

(34:51):
if this is a traditional way that this is made,
there's a massive problem here because today Sky, you you
are going to Cuba.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I would have wore you could have wore your big hat,
you know for sure?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Man a cigar.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh that would be great.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I would wear a colorful dress.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
We're going to Havana.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We're not going.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
In San Diego, Jamie's home country. Oh yeah, Cubani Colombian. Okay,
pretty much the same thing basically, So this is very exciting.
Do you know anything about Cuban food?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
All I know is what I've learned from the movie
The Chef with Jean Favreau.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
That's not he operates.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
He's actually seen that.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
I actually I love it.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
It's one of my husband's favorite movies.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, that's definitely not a thing.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
And any time he makes any sort of sandwich that sizzles,
he calls it a cubano.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean literally, it can be.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
A grilled cheese with bacon and he'll he'll call himself
Elfe and say he's making the buddhas.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Well, that's interesting, guy, because you are going to be
having a cubano, a Cuban sandwich. You love the movie
Love You know what that is? What it actually is?
I don't.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
All I know from the movie is there's like sliced
meats in there. I don't know what sliced meats are
in there.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I think it's ham.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
This is this is a traditional Cuban sandwich. Okay, everything
that is in it is basically you have like a
some sort of pulled pork. Normally you normally have ham. Okay, Swiss?
Oh yeah, I don't know if this one is has swiss.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
That's a traditional traditional is it?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Or is it just cheese? Pickles?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Are they dill or sweet?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
They're dill. But the big, the big thing that is
in every Cuban sandwich mustard. No, heavy, I didn't see
that in the movie. Heavy, heavy musk.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay? Can you stop bringing up the chef. Nobody's seen
the movie. I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
John Favreau did it. He made traditional Cubanos.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I don't know. He love that mustard. So that's how
a traditional Cuban sandwich is made, like yellow muscle and
it's like in a panini press and they press it
down and it's it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Is it yellow or that weird spicy yellow yellow?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Both bad.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I don't normally Again, I don't know how the preparation
is on this exactly. I know we got it from
an actual Cuban restaurant. Yeah, so this this should be
really good. Oh she's she's throwing a fit. Are like,
what are you? I don't know. My whole body wants
to lay on the ground and I kind of want to.

(37:57):
There's a lot of issues here. A number one one,
Sky doesn't like any kind of like stringy meat, so
like pulled pork anything like that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
She's not a family pork chop.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Absolutely could or anything like that, absolutely could be for sure.
Why is that worse? Well, like a thin you know,
like they pounded out and they can do it like
that for sure. The cheese, obviously, I hate Swiss cheese,
and I don't know, it's your face cheese Emily's favorite.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You're offensive.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You don't think you need to say that to her tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Thank you for saying that way.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Were you out of pickles? Pickles?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Okay? I mean you know I could take You're.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Not going out of your way. You're not walking around
diney any want to honk a pickle? Oh god, no, no, no,
if they you did have that pickle that was uh
food pickle that was in the chimoy It was like
hot pink.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Yeah, it was disturbing, dude, I forgot about a fun memory.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
No, it's actually not it's actually not okay, So yeah,
so sweet pickles, hate your face dial pickles.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I can take her.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Leave, okay, okay, okay, But the real issue here is
sky's a number one worst food on the planet for her,
which is mustard. And so that is I can't do.
You want to tell the story of why you don't
like mustard?

Speaker 5 (39:21):
I well, I've never okay, I hate you. You've known
me too long. I've never cared for mustard. And then
there was this one night early in high school, I
want to say, a freshman year.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
We were fifty years ago.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Okay, shut your mouth.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
We were in the middle of TPE wars were like
every weekend. You know, it was like a back and
forth thing. The girls are teeping the guys, and the
guys are teeing the girls. And so one night out
with the girlfriends teepeing the boys, one of my guy
best friends got word we were coming. There was a
rat in the group who rated us out and he
knew how much I didn't like mustard. So he waited

(39:59):
with two things of frenches with the lids twisted off
the top, like not even squirt like, the lids twisted
off the top, ready to go. And as soon as
I was on his front lawn, top of my head
and you know this hair holds everything.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, because he can't really hit your head.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Okay, can you stop. It's a normal size head. And
then I was spending the night at my friend's Kim's house.
Parents very strict, so like when we got home, she says,
you can't turn on the water, like, you can't get
in the shower because that'll wake my parents up and
they'll know we snuck out. So I had to sit
until the sun came up at six am, soaked and

(40:39):
mustard before I could shower it.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I smell it?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Could you smell it?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I will slap your face?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Oh my god, down dude, trauma trauma?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Okay? Can you sheered by mustard? Okay, let's see the sando.
Look at that thing?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Whoa are those potato chips?

Speaker 7 (41:01):
What is?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Those? Are plantain chips? Sky another traditional thing that they
a nice coutremont to have there? Have you ever had
plantains before? I don't know I've had.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I've had a banana chips pretty much.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Try one, here you go. It's guy's.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I was expecting. I thought it was gonna be like soggy,
soggy planting.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
But you like bananas, so just like salty soggy.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I could eat this all day if I don't have
to eat whatever the.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Hell that is a Cuban sandwich. I would like to
cut it in half here to prepare her bike?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Okay, if that's okay with it?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Why is the birthday girl so sassy today? Walking around
this place? She was yelling at Jamie earlier.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Very strong smell of pickle and mustard of everything? Yes,
both are are? I can smell them both from here?
Everything like my eyeballs are starting to this thing that
looks delicious.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Okay, everybody in the room who's looking at this, like yo,
oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh yeah, yuh wow.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
There's a lot of meat in there, Sky, and a
lot of mustard on that bad boy.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Do we know the cheese? Can we tell I?

Speaker 10 (42:14):
Swiss?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Is it white? Yeah? Okay, Swiss?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
All day?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Sky. This is tough for you. I don't know what
to tell you.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
You guys have.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Like officially ruined Fridays, like Fridays used to be fun.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm having a good time.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I was having a good time earlier until this.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Was Which side do you want her to bite?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Either or I feel like that one might be easier
because it's a little bit smaller. It's got a very
small mouth.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I don't get either.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
One of those AI is loaded up with Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
So what we want?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Nothing, nothing, okay, Regina, George, George, you.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Need to grow up. All right, Here we go. We're
going to Cuba today. This is very exciting. I've never
been either.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Why is there so much cheese? And it's like somebody's
special order an extra cheese and mustard?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
It would honestly, this is the bad luck of the
draw for you. Like everything that was on the wheel
today wasn't I didn't think that crazy. This is the
one though that I knew would be bad for you.
So I'm kind of happy.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Oh this is tough, you guys. All right, wear my
new sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Okay, can here we go. Sky is going to take
a bite of a Cuban sandwich. And there is a
lot of mustard, there's a lot of Swiss cheese, all
the things that she hates. Yeah, this is this is
going to be one of those ones. That's uh, it's
going to go down. I don't be adu in history.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I don't get paid enough for this. Yeah, I agree,
it's all I'm saying. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Listen, all of us are drooling over this sandwich.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Ry. Now that's great.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I'm happy to give it to you. You can act
a little, you know, more grateful.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
If I could throw this directly at your noggin right now,
I would, Oh.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You're starving kids, Yeah, thank you, Emily.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
And then I don't want to take this.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Starving orphans in Cuba they come do it for They.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Don't care if I.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Eat this or not.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
They would love to eat them all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I can't even like get it close to my face
because it reads a freaking mustard.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Do stop, don't don't attack the you know, Cuban himself. Yeah, crapeah,
come on, man, be cool.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Respect culture.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Yes, his family is very upset right now.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I'm not going to respect anything.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
I literally have to close my eyes because once I
see the yellow, I like my mouth starts filling up
with vomits.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yes it does. Okay, well it's going to fill up
with mustard and pickles in about two seconds here, like,
I come on, here we go.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Three.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Stop not looking at it.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I feel like I'm going to miss my mouth if.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Your eye three to one, take a big old bike.
Oh that's such a terrible such a terrible bite. Look
at that. Look ahead. Oh no, oh no, oh oh no,
this is not good. Okay, what's the problem. Oh, come on,

(45:18):
mustard is yummy? Off? That was rude. Yeah, she's having
a hard time, is well. And that's so much meat
too that it's gonna take her a while to get
through it. She's so feeble. Okay are you crying? Are
you crying? Okay?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That was not even a big bite. Why is it
taking in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
On a Saturday night?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
What are you gonna drink? Okay? What what was the
what was the best part? What was the worst part?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Peaks and Valley? Yes? Are you?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Are you? Okay?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Never seen her like this?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
It was a bad one.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
It was it was heavy, heavy mustard cheese.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
You like you?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
What are you?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
She's not happy about that? Did anything? Did you enjoy
the meat anything? How could I enjoy anything?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
It was like coated and mustard, really was.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Like it?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Okay, I'm sorry. No trips to Cuba anytime soon? Are
you gonna watch the chef?

Speaker 7 (46:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
That's well, that didn't go so well. All right, all right,
I'm so angry. Uh do you have a little extra
money lying around? Do you want to buy the Padres?
Well you can. We are gonna discuss the Padres being
up for sale next to sports stirt. Boy, oh boy,
did we get some major news dropping yesterday? The Padres

(46:44):
are for sale? What?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
People heard that immediately freaked out. Yeah, well, calm down, Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
We don't need to freak out.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Oh, honestly, before you keep going any Thank god that
I heard the news. After the show yesterday and you
were there to talk about the ledge. Continue, Well, I
would have been if I would have been home and
saw the news and not had somebody like you to
talk me up the ledge, then I would have been back.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
It's funny because I think that's a lot of people's reaction,
you know. I mean, I've gotten multiple emails and tweets
and stuff like that asking me like, what's going on?
What's going on? All right? In a letter to the
fans yesterday, John Sidler wrote that his family has decided
to begin the process of selling the team. They said
that they want to find an owner that shares Peter's

(47:33):
vision and this and that and whatever. Great, So what
does that mean? Yeah? Could that mean that the team
is going to be moved. That's the biggest concern, right,
I would think, So yeah, no chance, Oh no chance.
Oh okay, I know. Listen, they have a lease with
pet Code through twenty thirty three. First of all. Second
of all, they sell out almost every game. They were

(47:56):
number two in attendance in all of Major League. So
why would you ever move this team that you're gonna
make money? Hand over fists? Okay, So whoever buys the
team first of all Major League Baseball. Ain't gona allow
that to happen. They have We have a cash cow
right here, you know. So, I mean, it's one of
the best ballparks in all of Major League Baseball. The

(48:17):
reason why you usually move a team is because you
have a terrible stadium you can't get in a new
one build aka the A's you know, that's why you're
gonna move to find a better stadium situation or something
like that. Or if nobody's showing up the games, all right,
well what are we going to do? You know. And
so that's not the case here. So whoever buys it

(48:38):
knows what they're getting into and going, this is great.
You know, it's already done. I have a ballpark, I'm
making money. You know, we're selling out. This is great.
So the biggest thing to me is whoever is going
to buy the team, Hopefully they want to win and
are going to continue to invest in the team, you know,
because some of these owners, you know, they don't care

(49:00):
aka Will Spanos up the road, he doesn't care about
winning championships. He just wants to make money. And you're
gonna make money, you know, especially the NFL owners, but
Major League Baseball. Hopefully, you know, more things can happen
forever owns this team, as far as like getting a
better TV deal and because that's how you make a
lot of money through that as well. But overall, this

(49:22):
is not a scary thing, you know, as long as
somebody you know goes in there and buys this team
and wants to win. That's Peter's vision. We want to win,
We want winners. Okay, So hopefully that happens. And there's
a lot of billionaires out there that think it's cool
to own professional sports teams, and so the Padres have

(49:43):
a nice brand right now. We've been on a nice
run of success. And so if you can get a
billionaire guy in here who's like, oh man, I have
all this cash, let's go, let's win a championship. And
to be the guy that owns the team that brings
San Diego your first first ever sports championship, you are
a god in this town.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
And the billionaires have egos, yes.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
And Peter was that guy. He was on his way,
unfortunately passed away before his vision came true. But I
mean the statue was ready, we were ready to put
it up. It just didn't happen. So next dude that
comes in that buys this team and brings us a championship, Dude,
you're getting a statue. I mean, it's a done deal.
We want a championship so bad, so hopefully that guy

(50:29):
will do it.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Okay, you're cryety, what a great way to put it. Yeah,
I love it.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
That's the case. It's the deal. So you know, it's
not a scary thing.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
It makes sense everything. I just said that for sure.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Thursday Night football last night saw the Patriots ground the
Jets twenty seven to fourteen for their eighth win in
a row. Trayvon Henderson scored three touchdowns in the win.
So the Patriots are now nine and two and in
control of the division. So, I mean, they haven't looked
as good since obviously Tom Brady, but they've completely turned

(51:01):
it around and looked fantastic. Major League Baseball announced their
MVPs yesterday and we actually had a really tight one
in the American League. Aaron Judge took home the award
for the third time in four years, narrowly beating out
the Mariners Cal Rawley the Big Dumper, Oh, which is shocking. Honestly,

(51:22):
both guys had great years, So I'm not taking anything
away from Aaron Judge. And of course if thorwa in here,
he'd argue why Aaron Judge easily deserved it. But I
mean cal Rawley broke records, he hit sixty home runs.
I mean it was an unheard of season for a
catch switch hating catcher, just unheard of, And so he
had better numbers in some offensive categories. Aaron Judge had

(51:45):
better numbers and other offensive categories. So it really is
a coin flip. You can't say any one of them
didn't deserve it. But I thought for sure it was
going to go to cal Rawley, just because he had
so much hype.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Around him and the way better nickname that a Judge.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I mean, you know he has got the whole you know, Judge.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, but you can't compare that to the Dumper.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Judge got seventeen first place votes to rallies thirteen. The
total votes were three fifty five to Judge and three
thirty five to the Dumper, so it was pretty close.
That's usually not that close. On the other side, it
was not close. In the National League Show, hey Otani
won the award for the fourth time and did it
with a unanimous vote. He got all thirty first place vote,

(52:31):
so it tells you what was going on there. So
there you go. That is sports dirt for today. Do
you ever see something and it just kind of makes
you smile? You know, you're just driving around, It could
be anything throughout the day. Well, we're gonna go over
the everyday sights that just kind of make us smile.
Come out next on the show and rock with a
five three. So you know, you might be going throughout
your day and you know, maybe feeling a little poopy.

(52:55):
Things aren't going anything. You got the rain going on
today is what it is. But you'll you'll see something
and it'll just well we a little smile to your face,
be so a little light you needed it. What are
those things? One of those things that it will make
you a smile? I feel like Emily has like fifty
of these little things that make you smile.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Where we're looking? We get where were looking?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
All of a sudden, You're into birds like this came
out of nowhere. All of a sudden. Emily's into bird watching.
Check birdy Like do birds make you smile?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Like when they show up and eat your yummy food?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You have a window, bird feeder. I can look at
them when it makes you smile, makes me smile.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
One thing that gets me every time is well, animals
in general, I can always make me smile. But when
I'm driving, and like every time I see a dog
with their head out the window, like that makes me smile,
and I like so much.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
You take pictures of them.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
I do, and Robert loves it too, and so we
take pictures of dogs with their windows and their heads
off the windows, very simple, and trade them back and forth, and.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
It just it's so cute. There's not a care in
the world, the dog head out the window.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Love and life, best life ever ever. Yeah, Yeah, I
saw one yesterday and it was like a little like poodle,
but the driver had its on its lap, and I
got this whole internal dialogue going of where's that little
guy going, where's he driving to? He gotta go to the store,
get more kibvel. I was loving it, I was smiling,
I was loving life.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
That just made me frown. Sky's comment, that's the opposite.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yeah, no, you don't see a doggy hanging out of
a car and go.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I like it. Obviously love dogs, but I do get
nervous sometimes, Like I get nervous, they're gonna fall out
or gonna get hurt some way. So like I get,
I get like internally a little nervous, you know. So
it doesn't bring me the same joy as it apparently
does you guys, Okay, because I get, I get uncomfortable
like I wanted to be.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Okay, yeah, okay, all right, you're really overthinking it.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I probably am because I don't hear a lot of
that happening. So what what a like everyday things sky
that bring you a little bit of joy and give
you emily.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Animals like you got you got a doggie hanging out
a window. You got a cat laying on your front porch,
rolling in the sunshine. That's gonna get a smile. Uh.
Like nature stuff like when I go out in my
backyard and see that, like the buds have bloomed on,
you know, my lemon, my bank.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Account every time I check it every morning, and it
just keeps going up and up and up, and then
it's just that's so wonderful that a nice smile. A
price of gold.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Watching all the workers working around the part, okay, sweating, I.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Don't have workers, They're not sweating.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Uh, if if a butterfly lands on something in front
of me, you're you're gonna you're gonna get a smile.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Why why are they better than anything else?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
They just they're just fluttering through the wind.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Dragonflies are pretty cool too, that'll get a smile.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, dragon dragonflies don't do anything for me.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
They're not.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I don't like them.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Twisted damn girl, because I know this isn't how this
is supposed to go, and it's not intended for this.
But I do smile when bad stuff happens to bad people.
Like if you're driving around like an a hole and
I keep driving and you like go like a million
miles per hour past me and cut people off, and

(56:25):
then I drive around a little bit further and I
see you got pulled over. That's gonna bring Briggs smile
to my face. You know what I went you on
that You're like, oh, yeah, you got you got got,
you got got. I like that. I know I know
what it's intended for, but I mean, it's just it
brings me so much shor so things like that.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Not very many kind of negative vibe things like that.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
But I don't know. Butterflies don't do it for me.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Sorry, I do get what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I do get humming birds and everything else. Sorry. They
looked into this and try to figure out what are
the top everyday side that bring a smile to your face.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah, they surveyed over two thousand US adults, and I
mean there are so many. Here are a few that
didn't make the top ten. Spontaneously seeing a street music
performer that's nailing it.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
That'll make you smile.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Every day you see a sweet performer.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Well, just like things that could could happen every day,
not meaning that they.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Do happen every day.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Yeah, cash always put a dollar or something.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Finding a surprise note from a loved one, whether it's
like in your lunch or in your purse or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
I love notes. Robert did one for me yesterday.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
He just drew a heart on a post it and
then put it on the kitchen counter and it really
made my day.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Very sweet.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Sweet, that is very sweet.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Not the best heart. Drunk three year old wrote it.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
It was basically just missing the top ten. We have
a dog hanging its head out the car windows. It's
mentioned not a top center. I'm sorry, Emily.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
It makes people nervous.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
But here are the top tens. Number ten is very specific.
I think this may depend where you live. But cherry
blossoms in full bloom pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, we don't have a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
When I went to the Georgia Aquarium, thanks guys, thanks,
I sure did. It was a time of year and
there were like all these cherry bloss It was the
coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I was pretty stoked on it. Number nine a toddler's giggle, Yeah,
you know, and then a laughing fit.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Now that my kids are older and you see little
kids doing certain things, it does bring smile to your face,
for sure, because it makes you think of your kids.
You're like, remember when they were that age? Totally the
hell happened?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Number nine Eight thing that'll make a smile when you
see an older couple walking hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yea, oh sorry, I know you always go. It's giving
me the boosom.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
There they're wearing matching sweaters. I can't hide the smile
if they're in matching outfits. Yep, Now I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Number seven A rainbow after the rain.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
No, no one in the room like it's such as
what I don't want to. It's what's the big deal?
See the rainbow? Oh yeah, there it is. What are
we going to go find the pod? Gold? Okay, this
is great, hilarious. Get out of here with your rainbows. Okay.
Number six four, I just think these thinks are stupid.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Number six A genuine smile from a stranger.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
That depends on It depends on the stranger.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Number five is watching the waves crash on the shore.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Hell yeah, okay, oh yeah, hell yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Beautiful. I like looking at it, but I don't know
if I'm sitting there smiling.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Number four a dog excited and wagging its tail.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah, a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Number three a clear night full of stars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
A smile and smile like wow, this is special.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Number two a baby smiling at you is going to
make you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
It was pretty cool. I made Walker kind of giggle
when I was holding him the other day, and that
is cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I think he was just going. Number two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Okay, first of all, he wasn't. I don't know if he wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Don't thin they could even see when.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I was crying. The entire time. You were older the
entire time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
True, Oh my god, and the number one everyday site
that makes us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Smile is either seeing or being part.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Of a random act of kindness, whether it's like a
pay it forward thing that all of a sudden snuck
up on you, or you see somebody pay for somebody's groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I never get any of that, so no, no, never
in the chain.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
What happens, I'm sorry, one of those, Maybe start appreciating
butterflies and rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
That's going to do it for me. Whatever you and
the chain, so hey, you've done it before, don't one. Okay,
all right, this is gonna bring a smile on your face.
It is free Comedy Friday today, and we're gonna have
the return of our buddy Carlos Mencia back in studio
when we get back on the show A Rock on
a five to three. Uh So, it is free Comedy

(01:01:13):
Friday today and we were just talking. Man, we go
back with Carlos smith Sea twenty plus years. Oh, it
is crazy how long we've known each other. Carlos fum
b dude, it is. It was before minum and c
A four.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I was I was doing d jokes here when nobody
knew about me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It's crazy how long we've known each other, but I
just found out that I'm way more evil than you are.
Well that, well, why is that?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Because you said that you kind of get happy when
you see somebody cut somebody off and then.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
You go down and there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I get happy when I see somebody cut somebody off
and then you drive down and their cars slipped.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to
say them say listen, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
What I what?

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
I what?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I smile? What I all that? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Yes, I was, hey, listen, don't come me off sick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Sorryst The last time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It rained really hard, I'll never forget.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I was on the two ten freeway uh Passing Lake
in uh Passaddueni, California, and this car was going about
eighty five ninety miles an hour and I was hydroplaning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
And I was only going about fifty five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, so you knew it went up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
That's he was looked up because I let him pass
with me. You know how when you see the George
driver and you're like, all right, I'm letting him slow down. Yeah,
I'm gonna get past yep. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
This was the one where I was like, I'm not
going to go fast and then so when I saw him, now,
there was no part of me that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Because these riding sing that he was. He was hydroplaneing
just like me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
If you do that, you know that he knew he was,
Like I could drive, I couldn't do it. Did the
Sorry bro? I'm sorry, bro, way you go? No, man's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Yeah, it's you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
Because because we live in this country where like it's
kind of like, look, I'm overweight, and if you do
a joke about me overweight, I'm not gonna get mad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Now it's like you're fat shaming. You have diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
This isn't just making it says that people like sky
over here, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
You can't make a joke.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
To feel apart.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
But here's the here's the problem with that is that
we're supposed to be happy because we're happy. We're not
supposed to be happy because you woke up and there
was no traffic and everything was perfect. That's not the
way the world works, you know, It's it's different. It's
like I sort of God five people so far today
since I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Woke up, I have apologized for.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
The clouds normally, not like this. I'm like, you don't
deserve this. You don't deserve this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
We're normally not like this.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
People are like, oh what a day, Get out of
your tags. No, it's that two wide. Our kids have anxiety.
White kids have anxiety. They have anxiety because they don't
know what it's like to live a real life anymore.
Everything is just like ohing on what's not gonna happen?
And I was triggering you know what I mean, like

(01:04:22):
illegal aliens, because even when we kick them out, they're
not mad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I got caught.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
We complain about this country American. You don't hear that
from documented aliens.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
When we kick them out.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
You haven't seen one angry person looking at like when
I see people getting the port, I could see in
the rise that they're looking at like the camera thinking
like I'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Already, and I'm coming back the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
I'll come back in three weeks, I see and then
I'll come then, you know, thinking back to something like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I love that had to go get her, you know,
not took my job?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
How bad was your interview?

Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
Can you talk about this is a great points somebody
that can't speak states.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
How does this guy take a job?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
It's so funny.

Speaker 10 (01:05:22):
Can you tell us a little about yourself. But last
but love him that their hired.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I want to see the interviews of the other paper.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
That's so true, because everybody's a victim. That's a mentality, man,
it is. I gotta see Carlos. You're performing at the
American Comedy Company. I want to make sure everybody does
where to come see.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
We haven't even.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Mentioned that yet. We just got right into it. I
gotta go see a couple of shows tonight, a couple
of shows tomorrow night, American Comedy Company. Gotta go see Carlos. Now,
let's talk about this man. Yes, what what has been
going on? I mean, I haven't seen you in a
little while, But what's been going on in your world?
Your life? What's been happening.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
So what happened was about you know, after after minumensia
and all the like, all the hate that I got.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
That was just I didn't understand it. I'm not a
sensitive person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yeah, I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I mean in the sense that you can't hurt my feelings. Yeah,
you know what I mean. It's just not I live
in the greatest country in the world.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
My worst day, my personal worst day, is better than
ninety nine point nine percent of all humanity's best day?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Like my worst day is like, oh my god, can
you believe that they canceled my flight and I was
in first class and all I have to city coach?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
You know what that does?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Suck?

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yeah, those are my American problems.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
Yeah, I've been stuck in Dallas, and I just I
don't understand, especially comedians, why comedians are so sad. Like
I don't understand how somebody that goes on stage and
eviscerates a couple in the front row can do that
with not a problem. But then when Carlos Smancia makes

(01:07:09):
a joke about him and goes, well that wasn't that funny,
It's like everything is so And I think that a
big part of it is I grew up with a
huge family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I have eleven sisters and six brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Dude, that's a lot. That's a lot. God.

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
My father's favorite thing to tell people when I introduce
them is they'll they'll look at my dad and go,
did you guys really have eighteen kids?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And this is his favorite thing to say. His mother
never had periods. He just had people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Accurate kind of aggregate the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Fact that you wait, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
It's a big piece.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I'm doing the math. It works out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
You want you want to you want to feel some
pull out your.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Phone, O God, type in forty okay, Okay, we're not
going to mass eighteen Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Forty times eighteen divided by twelve divided by twelve equals sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
That's how many that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
That's the amount of months you know what I mean
that my mother that gears that my mother.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Was pregnants year, My god, non stop just adding it
up like that years literally years.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Six and four because it's forty weeks for pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Yeah, eighteen kids.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
By two, we're talking about six years.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, yeah, six years.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
That's crazy of literally being in the state of pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Oh, that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
No, no, sir, did you ever get new clothes or
because you're number seventeen?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Was always hand me down?

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Well, first of all, eight women were born in a
row before me, so there were nine. There was a
point in time where I lived in the house with
nine women and my father.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
No I would have read out at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
We lived in the amount of.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Your projects, okay, and we lived in this three bedroom
house downstairs was a bathroom with the toylet upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
So we had one one shower.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Come on, now do you do that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I had one shot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Got to figure it out.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
I guess some time I got old enough that I
kind of poked my dad and I was like, Dad,
you know we we have to go downstairs and use
the water holes and the scene downstairs to do our
morning thing. What kind of man are you, dad that
you you don't even get it. So the next so
that next morning he woke up, we knocked down my
you know, because my sisters would rotate, so we never

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got to go in the bathroom. So my father goes,
you better give us time to take a shower today
or you're going to see what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
And so they didn't open the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
So my dad walks downstairs, gets on the toy on
the he hops hunt where you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Know we wash the dishes.

Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
Yeah, I'm holding his hands in the scenk well, he's
dropping the deuce.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
The scene to prove a point.

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
He's looking at me, going they're going tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
My sisters come down and it's look at some poppy mommy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:18):
So the next morning, my mom knocks on our doors.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You have ten minutes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Okay, Now, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
So I'm sitting there going my plan works you want,
except ten minutes isn't enough for my dad and me
to take. Yeah, so now I'm watching you ain't naked
ass dad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
You went in there with him back in the day,
needed scroll tox.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Hang.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, he was hanging and this was way back. So
it was bush grooming. That's disturbing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
And he would turn around to talk to me. He
would just like get the shower, look back.

Speaker 10 (01:10:59):
Real quick, around and things fleeing in God, God, right there.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
I'm like, Carlos, no wonder, you're so hardened.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
You know my life. I mean, this is how you
grew up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Just don't understand.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
But what I did was what happened with me, was
I said to myself, look, I'm not stealing people's jokes,
but the fact that the comedy community just jumped on
this bandwagon, it's got to be me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
There's one common denominator, really me.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
So you you started going to therapy, and I started like,
because you at that moment, I was either going to
become a really insensitive human being that was cruel and
angry and mean things about other people, or I was
gonna say to myself, you know, what kind of a
human being do you want to be?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
And so that's why you can go online and you
can't find anything online of me saying anything negative about
other comedians or whatever, even the ones that have tried
to hurt me, or when my career has hit the worst.
And you know, that's that's where I was. And so
a couple about a year and a half ago, I
did I did a special. It's called Carlsmincia here I am.
You can see that right now. I think it sound

(01:12:11):
two b roku and all that stuff. And then so
I've just gone through a not a rebirth, but a
transition into what I want to do. And the funny
thing is for me is that I'm edgier today than
I ever have been, but I don't piss people off anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
So wild and there's also a new, entirely new generation
who are finding you and going like this guy's great.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Well, the beauty is is that kids today they don't
they don't really watch stand up stand up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Right? They watch little clips, yes, so they.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Don't they even when they say, oh my god, that's
funny they're not laughing like you can see like twenty
year olds, oh my god, look this is funny, and
they keep passing it on, but nobody's laughing. It's just
like they're actually saying lol instead of laughing. But then
when they come see like mine, where it's just constant laughter,
constant laughter, at the end, they're just like, I've never

(01:13:07):
I've never witnessed that's really awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Well, I'm happy for you, Carlos. I'm glad everything's going
well and against you can go see him this weekend.
Couple shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night at
the American Comedy Company, and sorry about the rain, dude,
That's not our fault, bro, see Carlos dude. Emily tells
us all the time that she yells because she's got

(01:13:37):
to get it out, and then once you get it out,
you're fine and it's over. Yes, well that's wrong. We're
gonna see what they say you actually should be doing.
Emily coming up next on the show I'll Rock with
a five three. Emily has told us before there is
a lot of yelling that does happen at her house
that Emily doesn't have the ability to hold stuff in

(01:13:59):
like when you hear what sky does, it really bothers you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
It's the complete polar opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah, she does. She internalizes everything. She doesn't ever address
any is what Emily does is immediately addresses it. But
then it's done, it's over. You got to get it out, got.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
To get it out.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
Yeah, that's the way both myself and my man No,
my sudden operates.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Oh I'm not sure that that's the most no, not
at all healthy way to handle things.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
I agree, I agree. Oh okay, it starts off with
the stern voice.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Oh it's real quick though, real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
The reason why we created Thora's midweek meltdown is he's
got to get it out. Is that's one of the
things he yells and screams, and then once he gets
it out, you think it'd be better. It's not. It's
never better we thought it would, but sometimes it's better
about that particular subject.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
You know, once he once he rails about it for
a while, then usually he's kind of over it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
He can move on to the next thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Right. That's one of the the biggest things is that
a lot of people when they vent, they just have
to get it out. And once they get it out,
it's over, it's done with and you feel better. Right,
not necessarily, and it might not be the best way
to handle things.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Yeah, because that's like the saying, oh, you just got
to get it out, You just got to vent about
it to the point where there's now a whole business
of things called rage rooms.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Oh I want to do that so bad. I want
to see so bad. I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Did you see the look in her I feel like
her house is one big rage room, you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Think, but I, I really I would benefit from that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
No, that's what some people think that they can benefit
from a rage room when they're upset, go pay for
whatever a half hour to go into a room and
smash stuff and scream and use.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
Bats and whatever the hell they hear you take plates
and just chuck them across the road, throw them at
a wall.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
So that's the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
You imagine buy sorry sky, have you imagine those rooms?

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I mean she would shed chip a plate and be like,
oh sorry, yeah sorry, I'll pay for that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
So yeah, So with this whole rage room, we all
need to vent, we all need to get it out.
We're all posting, you know, things on social media, not
being very specific about what we're venting about, but still
we need.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
To say something.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Well, the people at Ohio State University are like, Okay,
our society says that, our society believes that, but is
that actually the best way to deal with your anger
and to get over anger?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Because they're assuming in.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
The study the goal is to feel better, to not
be angry, to be able to move on. So what
they did is they looked at data from over like
one hundred and fifty different studies that included over ten
thousand people, and it was all about dealing with anger.
Some would vent, some would do the thing that they

(01:16:55):
tell some people to do to do like high intensity
exercise to get it out, like go boxing or go
for like a crazy run.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
I'm not okay, you can't do it. Ankles really holding
me down.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Totally.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
So they looked at all those ways of dealing with anger.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
But then they also looked at.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
Calming wasays to deal with anger, like a low impact
yoga class, meditation, doing breath work, and they said, let's
actually study this and see is venting our rage rooms
the best way to deal with it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
And they found over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
No, those will actually.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Kind of get you a little bit more worked up,
and in that process, you'll start thinking about more things
that you're mad about, versus when you're doing the yoga
and the breathing and the meditator, you are actually calming
your body so you can come up with solutions, so
maybe it won't happen again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
You know who would come up with that kind of theory,
Emily b A whososy boys.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Who right then go after yourself. We're we're stupid. Study
listen to the anchor. I'm nice right now, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Yeah, once getting it out, you gotta get it out
of my heart rate's going.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
That's not a good thing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
So they're saying that even though everyone says venting, boxing,
rage rooms, No, they say, chilling, meditating and breathing is
really what makes you feel better, not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Like Sky, you do do that stuff. But you know,
you have more issues than anybody I know. So I
don't know. We have some issues, but I don't know
if you have anger issues, but you have different kind
of issues. Okay, Okay, I guess that makes sense. Uh,
there are some big changes coming to one of our
favorite things out there, and I don't think I like
this at all, and we have Sky to think for it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Sky.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
We're gonna see what is going on with Dorito's and
Cheetoh's when we get back on the show at Rock
with a five three. Emily just asked me a wild question.
Emily has requested for her birthday meal Jersey Mikes and
you may be hearing that at eight thirty in the morning,
saying excuse me, yes, I felt the same way, but uh,

(01:19:28):
birthday girl wants Jersey Mike's. Birthday girl gets Jersey Mike's.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Yep, big Big, the big guy is treating for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Very kind of You asked for jams and I'm like, JAYM,
I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
That was I never heard anybody call it jam Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
So they don't even open. It's all nine but the
interesting birthday order. So we are all putting in our
JM order here for birthday girl. And then she just
asked me a question. Would you like to repea your
question you asked me?

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
I asked you what kind of chips you get in?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Okay, it's a great question because I have to have
chips with a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
I know me and you are like you both have
to have chips.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
I can't even eat that sandwich. I I don't have chips.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
That is so weird to me, like chips, I get chips.
Oh that's nice with a sandwich. But in no world
is it required for my mouth to be able to
ingest a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I saw you try to eat a sandwich earlier today.
Didn't go well, that was a mustard. You don't know
anything about sandwich. That was disgusting. Yeah, I think it's
weird to eat a sandwich not having chips.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Agree, Like, do you eat a burger without fries?

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
It's kind of weird. I mean you can, that's weird.
I can accomplish it. I won't do. You gotta have it.
So to answer your question, yes, I will probably get
my standard chip order with Jersey Mics. I love.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Emily.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
No matter what?

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
When I go to Jersey Mix, I go Dorito's Tall
day bro. And of course Eddie and I aren't fing around.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
With cool ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Oh yuck.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
We both tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I say Dorito's. You know exactly what I mean. Obviously,
Dorito means nacho cheese. If you want to be a weirdo,
you may specify you want cool ranch, but no, thank
you the worst flavored thank.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
You please, that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
That's my opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Okay, you've had everything and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
You don't know anything about food. I'll be quiet but
emily not to rain on your birthday order and to
rain on your birthday parade. But there is apparently big,
big changes coming with our beloved Doritos and Cheetos. A
lot of Cheeto fans out there love Cheetos. I eat

(01:21:55):
Cheetos occasionally, like okay.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Especially when it comes to those flas and hot there's
like a cult of people out there for the flame
and hot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Crazy. Next time you go to the store, you may
see this and be very confused when it comes to
Doritos and Cheetos.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Now, you may or may not have seen in the
news that the government has been talking about how they
want food makers in the US to phase out these
petroleum based synthetic dyes that's been in our food for
basically ever. If anything's like a super bright fun color,
that lets you know, okay, that's probably not good. And
if you've ever gone to like Europe or other places,

(01:22:34):
you're like, why does their food look different from us ours?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Well, that's why because they ban these things.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
So what these food companies have been doing is they've
been coming up with all natural ways to try and
replicate it, so their food looks exactly the same but
doesn't have this stuff in it. Well, Dorito's and Cheetos
just made an announcement that has blown people's mind because
they're going like a crazy step further and they have

(01:23:02):
just announced that they are going to start producing their
simply naked Dorito's and Cheeto's line. What does that mean, Well,
that doesn't mean that they're finding natural ways to keep
your flame in hot Cheetos red. That means that you're
now going to get a flaming hot Cheeto that's basically

(01:23:25):
like white or yellowish or whatever the actual color would
be if they never added any.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Color to it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
So your nacho Doritos are again just kind of gonna
look like corn chip color. Your Cheeto's same thing. So
there's basically gonna be no color. They are going to
be quote simply naked. And since it's t.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
That's what they claim it, it tastes exactly like it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Yeah, they say you won't notice a difference, only your
eyes will notice a difference.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
And because it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
They can't spell the full word naked, so it's actually simple.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
NKD is the.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Line of sick of the brand and it will be
hitting store shelves on December first, and they say, if
we can reinvent Dorito's and Cheetos, just imagine what we
have for you next.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Well, we'll have to wait and see. Yeah, does it
still have like the powder on its flavor?

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Because there's pictures out there, and you do see there
is like there's a powder, but a color. It's not colored,
like you can see that there's gonna be something that's
going to stick to your fingers, but it won't be colored.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Well, I know it's flaming hot.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
It seems weird.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
And how will all your friends know you ate it
if your fingers aren't all orange.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Here's the thing, what's up is that she's sort of
just blue by the main component to the story. Sky's
the reason that this is happening, Just so everyone knows
out there, Sky and her mom have been on full
blown attack mode for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
This goes back to what the seventies seventies, where were
Sky's mom knew that there was an issue with these
food dyes and stuff like that, and has been a
huge proponent against these food dies yes, and you know,
it's been a major thing in their household. Sky of
course jumps on the bandwagon as well, things that they

(01:25:24):
are bad and unnecessary and all that stuff. And so
this whole thing of it getting banned finally was a
major win for you and your mom.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
Oh Land, my mom thrilled, thrilled. We were talking about
it this weekend. But still, but she did have some
sad news, you guys. So, like Eddie said, my mom,
you know, she was on the tip of this because
my brother would be have severe reactions to food colors
and dyes and chemicals and stuff like that. She found
a group called the Final Association.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
God if I hear about this story, and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
The Final Association was a group of parents led by
doctor Finegeld who would basically put out a special diet
letting parents know, like hey, to stop behavioral problems, stick
to this diet. And they'd have a membership group and
there'd be a book and you'd pay all this money.
And it's been a nonprofit organization since the seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Well, my mom let me know this weekend rip Fine
Gold Association.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
Really, it turns out that a little something called the
Internet made people pay for you know, when people would
pay for nutritional information through the Final Association, that used
to be the only way they could get it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
But now with the Internet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Oh, you don't actually need to You just google it.
You just literally google it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
So that's kind of the nail in the coffin. But
she's happy the change is happening. The information is out there.
They they're getting this stuff off the shelves, and so
she is thrilled, but again upset that the organization is
having to disband.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Didn't d Finales Your mom go on like TV daytime
TV talk shows?

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yes, uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
And I got it wrong because I had mentioned this
the other day because I've told you for years.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
She went on the Mary Leuhnner Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
But then it never aired because the like food people
got the segment pulled.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
My mom's like no stoner.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
She didn't say stoner, but this so I'm thinking you misremembered.
Mary Leuhnner did air you know what she recorded that
didn't air and got pulled?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Oprah. She wasn't on Open Yes, she wasn't on Oprah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Gold was already rip but her and other fine old
Association people, and that was the episode she said that
the food people had pulled and threatened to pull all
their advertising dollars if they would air that segment.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
You get a red skittle, you.

Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Seriously, but this is wild that here we are in
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Did you ever see this day would happen? No?

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
Like, because the way my people would look at my
mom like she was a crazy person. Like even doctors
when she would say, I think there's a link between
his behavior and the things he's eating, they would look
at her like she was psycho. So it was just
this one all natural doctor that believed in it. But
here we are, guys, big stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
I don't care for this.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
Well, A lot of people at my brother's birthday party
didn't care for the look of his birthday cake either,
because again, when you're not using food coloring and you're
using beats to die super Mario's hat red on the
on the thing that that doesn't go over so well.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
God tastes the same, But there's no way beat flavoring
tastes the same as.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
It just tastes like sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
She can't trust anything you say when it comes to food.
Sky Heavy, Well, December.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
First, we'll see if these new naked Cheetos tastes like Yes,
me too, flame and I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Don't eat Doritos or Cheetos enough to like sandwich. Yeah,
I don't know. I haven't had before this for like
a month or something. I don't know. I'm just gonna
eat the normal stuff. Oh, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I enjoy your tumors, Okay, I don't. I don't know
that she's gotting tumors from Doritos. All right, Well, this
is weird. I don't know if I want to white
looking dorito. I don't, no, thank you, Let's just get
tortilla chips. That's a point.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
But it tastes like does it? Does it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Does it? Find out? Bro Sky? All right. Free Comedy
Friday is continuing with our good friend Eddie If He's
returning to the studio, coming out next on the show
and rock with a five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Three.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Well, today is Free Comedy Friday, and we're always happy
to see our next guest who is in town. Eddie
If back at the La Jolla Comedy Store. This weekend
got a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows,
Tomorrow night, Sunday show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I'm doing Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Oh to turn his thing. Sorry, Jamie, it just wasn't up.
So that helps. Uh. Thor just had a baby last week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
I heard congratulations. You guys deserve all kinds of congratulations.
Had a birthday. Birthday you. Yeah, I don't know what
you do, not much.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
To be honest with you. You know, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
It's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal
because we weren't really sure how that was going to go.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
If he's ever gonna know, it's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Yeah, they go.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
He's an old dad.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Man, dude, it's crazy when you have kids at older age.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, tell him to buy a cup to wear that
because he's gonna get hit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Yeah this happened.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
It's uh yeah, I'm I'm I'm aging quick.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
But you're still you're still out there, You're still involved,
you're getting involved, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
What, trying trying. I'm banned from a y s O soccer.
What happened? Do know soccer? That my my team got
out of control? Uh yeah, the coach and I gotta Actually,
I'm doing the show tonight. I'm driving back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Yeah, for a game, for a game.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Yeah. My team, Uh my team was like oh and
seven and they were losing like ten nothing every game.
And uh then I started playing twisted sister, We're not
gonna take okay, I'd bring a speaker, I'd play thunder strap.
I talked to these kids. I've never played soccer in
my life. I knew how to play football. Coach, apparently

(01:31:31):
football and soccer different sports.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Are different.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Coaches have quit.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Okay, okay, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
He said, they've never seen a team so aggressive. I
respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
You know what, if you're not going to win the game,
that takes some fools out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
You know, one woman goes, one woman coach. Because and
then number four kept giving our players the finger when
they would score. It was like number four, Oh that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
How old are they they're six?

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Ye that sounds about right. That souns about right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Like they was like, you need to calm down. I
was like, no, your kids are the nails. Mine are
the hammers.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I've been coaching my son in baseball since te ball
and now this is our last year together before he
goes to high school. So I've seen it all. You know,
there are so many different levels of coaches and teams
and stuff like that. So you'll get the coaches where
I'm pretty chill. To be honest with you, I don't
I don't get too crazy. There will be times when
you might see me, you know, exploding little game. You

(01:32:36):
might see me you know, you know, what the hell's
going on here? But but then you'll see the guys
who are just like, oh, non stop, and you're going like,
you realize these are children, right, Like, I don't know, like,
what are we doing here? We're not going to the majors.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
I just got tired of losing. Yeah, it's like this
is enough. And uh my one little kid who was
playing goalie, I just put them on the goal and
I kicked a thousand balls down. He's taking him in
the face.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
And especially like, I don't want to do this, and
I was like, do you want to stop?

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Then you stopped the bag. He went out that game
we won our first game. We had played a game
like I've never seen. I mean, there were tears coming
out of my house. And I went over to him
and he was not the most athletic by any means,
but he played I go you get the m v P.
The kids lifted him up and he looks at me
and he goes, I just got tired of losing. I

(01:33:30):
was like, you know, I've done my job. Now baseball
is coming. And my wife said she won't sign my
son up. Why hey, why not? She goes, because, uh,
she goes, I'm afraid we're going to get a lawsuit
if we put a bat in his hands.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
He's a wild one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
He's in high school. Now he calmed down a little,
does it it does?

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
And he was.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Nuts, like we had problems. I was getting phone calls.
I have personal relationships with every single teacher. That's how
it's going to text, personal text. And well he's chill
now now he's too cool for school.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I've never hit this kid.

Speaker 9 (01:34:03):
What I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Never hit him? We like do all the stupid like
progressive parenting, like let's talk about your feeling.

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
Oh god, he took his shoe off and throw it
across the room.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
And my wife's like, it's all you, It's all you.
My wife's father was a pro football player.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
He played for the Philadelphia Eagles, who was a center
that they said was like the strongest toughest man. When
I met my wife, like a week after I was
dating her, dad got arrested for knocking a bouncer out
in a ball.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
He was in his sixties and I was like, I
don't think I want to meet your father.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Yeah, that's kind of scary. That's not intimidating at all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
He grew up his mother was a famous, like figure skater.
She was in like the Olympics. And they asked him,
They're like, wait, and he grew up figure skating and
he was an NFL center. They're like, why didn't you
play hockey? And his answer was because if you put
a stick in my hand, I would have killed some.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Okay, okay, it's your DNA.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Wait a minute. That was the guy on the bench
telling Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah, come on, man, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Well. They used to be like Eddie go in. I'm like,
I haven't finished my store.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
You gotta go see Eddie's at the La Joya comedy
store this weekend. A couple of shows tonight, a couple
of shows tomorrow. At a Sunday show. We were just
briefly talking right before you came on. You did hear
the segment where Sky was talking about the food dies
and these new Doritos and things like that, and you're
all on board on this. I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
I've been a health not for like ten to twelve,
I don't know, maybe even longer fifteen twenty. I don't
know what it is. Like everything is about like and now,
especially with my wife, she's giving me like sleep anxiety,
like you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep more, and the hydration.
Yet you're like they told me. My wife is like,
you need to drink more on planes because I fly

(01:35:57):
every week. So she goes, she showed me this thing
on the internet. That's where we go call it. She goes, you,
you could take coconuts on a plane, and then you
get the coconut water because you can't take water on
a plane. They don't let you take it on. So
I took the coconuts on, but I couldn't get the
machete on. I needed to open on the plane with

(01:36:21):
these coconuts, just banging them together, like we need to
call the police.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I saw that. I'd be a little concerned by that. Yeah,
so you you think this is a good thing. This,
you know, no food and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
As crazy as rfk is and he is not pretty.
He is out of his mind bonkers. The guy like
killed a deer and put it in his car, dropped
it off and in Central Park, like I got to
get rid of this deer.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Central Parks, the spot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
There's a lot of stuff that he's he's dead on.
The food is out of control in this country. I
mean like, I mean Thanksgivings coming, people are eating turduccans.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Oh yeah, turkey stuff, to the chicken stuff, to the
ducks with.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Sausage being a health nut.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Like because my mom was, as you heard, growing up,
Halloween kind of sucked because you'd come home with this
massive bag of candy. But then my mom would raid
it all and the only thing I could keep was
like the raisinettes. So so what how did you do
Halloween in your house?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Or there's certain times didn't like me?

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
They give me the apples with the razor blade for.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Your kids, like are your kids allowed?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
What we do now is we have the switch witch,
which shows up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
This is an internet thing right few years children, what
exactly is switchitch? Because I'm not even.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Sure, Like the tooth Fairy and like Santa Claus, switch
which shows up, you give your bag of candy. Don't
say this to the switch witch that night you leave
it out the switch which takes the candy, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Place it with what a toy? Come on, come on,
what was.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Your kid's replacement for an entire bag of candle?

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Hold on, more candy? They get the bigger than better,
right toy?

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
So my six year old son this year decided to
go with the ten year olds okay, because he left
his buddies because he's like, these guys are criminals. And
they had a wagon in any place where it said,
you know where, they left it out. Take one, just
take one eddie dumping. They dump. Come on, they dumped it.

(01:38:34):
So my son comes back and he'd have like I
looked at his bag and he'd have like fifty you know,
like the extra large like Snickers bar. And I go
and I told him, I go cruise you know the
switch which checks serial numbers. I go, there's a number
on everyone, and if the numbers are similar, that means

(01:38:55):
you took more than one. And he goes really thinking
about it. Yeah, and he goes like this, it's like
ten pm, you guys, can you drive me around and
I can take some back oh god him.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Emily is one of the households. It does he take one?

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
And so and Thor was not a fan of that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
No, I have done it before.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
Thor always says what he would have done when he
was a kid, and he'd take the all the candy
and then I'll smash the bowl on the ground any respect.
But I've left it out and I did catch once
on my ring cam.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
You can't just go on it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
I mean, what are you one of my supposed to
I used to wear three masks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
We'd bring three just and if it was good candy,
we'd put it on walk through the mailbox.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
There you go. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. Honestly, that's pretty good.
Now do you go full board with Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Are you an elf on the shelf?

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Family?

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Do anything like that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Wife loves all that stuff and I hate it, breaking
my heart. My my wife has already set up the
Christmas decorations. Really, that's a thing this year on Instagram.
It's like love it. It's like more than ever before.
They say you there's a direct correlation between when your
Christmas decorations go up and how crazy you are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
So you're least crazy if you put them up early.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Okay, okay, if it was up to my wife, she
would put them up on December twenty sixth for December
twenty Oh wow, you're going out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
That's even that's more aggressive than me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
It's weird. Is our house lighted? Have you seen this?
Like they run like lights around your house and you
can change.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Yeah, my neighbor's have different holiday?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Think about doing that? Don't know? Is that Christmas all
year round?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
I would like that, but I mean, I mean I
switch it up for like fourth of July. My favorite
holidays Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
What about then?

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Because I just sit down and eat.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
I'll give you Thanksgiving, but like it's it's more in
Christmas season now right right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
No, he's happened, Eddie, he's mister Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
We actually even have a party coming up called Eddie's
Way to Early Christmas Party.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
It's the next week, a week before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
It's great holiday before a holiday. Yeah, it starts.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
I have Thanksgiving. I'll give you that day. You eat
your turkey, you do your thing, and then back to Christmas.
Fourth of July is pretty awesome. There's explosives. Yeah, exactly.
That's a lot of good stuff, Eddie. I'm so happy
to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
Go check him out at the Common Store. A couple
of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night and
the Sunday Show. Have you done any crazy hikes or
anything like that like you've been doing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
It took my family. It took my family on a
pretty hard one recently, and they were like, why does
this have to be a full day event? And I
was like, cause, you guys are gonna climb Mount Whitney
next year.

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Mount Whitney's the highest mountain in the Contiguous. You know,
I don't even know what that word is, but it's
like fourteen thousand feet and you gotta do it. You know,
it's pretty tough. Why do you have to I don't
have to do it. I don't have that way. But
my son is gonna be seven, And so we read
somewhere that like the youngest kid to ever do it

(01:42:12):
was was seven, and so like, we're go, you're gonna
try and break it. Yeah, But then I saw there
were some like younger kids, like they're psychos out there. Oh,
but we still told him that he's gonna be the
world champion. Yeah, because I need him. You know, I
don't want to hear him. Why, well you're twelve thousand
feet Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
And after that whole soccer incident, you know, we're gonna
try and get this expirits a little bit as well anode.
You man, have fun, you guys, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
Like you guys are like it. There's there's no one else.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Your family, brother, So you're welcome an absolutely anytime, my friend.
If you got a little extra change lying around, you
know you feel like buying. Oh, I don't know the Podres.
Guess what, maybe you can. We're gonna break down the
Podres being put up for sale next to sports stirt.
There was a major gasp in this room that went down. Yes,

(01:43:09):
it was Emily not to chalk over the brig breaking
news that came down of the Padres being put up
for sale. Emi. I got very scared. She didn't understand it.
She thought her beloved Padres were out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
There was fear in her face.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Absolutely, terror, terror, terror, Calm down, They're not going anywhere now.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
I'm very lucky that my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Yes. In a letter to the fans yesterday, John Seidler
wrote that the family has decided to begin the process
of selling the team. They're exploring all their options. Wow,
and so that's going to be happening. They said they
do want to find an owner that shares Peter's vision.
I hope so as well. So does that mean the

(01:43:57):
team could possibly be moving? No chance in now? No
chance in now? Get it? Give me a break. First
of all, we have a lease with Petco through twenty
thirty three. Is not gonna let them out least Why.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Would they do that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
I mean, what would we do? What would they put
in there? There is nothing, so that obviously is not happening.
So I mean they're also second in attendance or so
games left and right, so you're making money hand over fist.
That would be ridiculous and major League Baseball would be like, no,
that's not happening. Why would you leave a successful French
leave a great city like this? Like that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (01:44:31):
Now, I know major League Baseball would have to approve
a move.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Do they get to approve the owner to or.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Yes, you have to be approved by the other Yah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
So like the Savannah Bananas could come in and try
and buy us and make us all weird.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
They could, But you can't make us into Savannah bananas.
There's still rules of baseball. Sky. We're not gonna have
guys on stilts hitting the We're not gonna we're not
gonna put Manny on stilt is. It's a blast, it's
a blast, but you have rules in baseball. Have to
buy buy, no. I mean, there's listen, a lot of
billionaires out there, which is crazy to say, but I

(01:45:06):
mean it's true. And you know, I think a lot
of them would love to own a major sports franchise.
It's kind of like been a newer thing of like
these guys that you know, it's almost like a fun
purchase for them.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Yeah, see that.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
And also San Diego's such a beautiful, great city right there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Ian they don't have to move here, you know, they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
But still it's like it's adds to it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
It's clout for the gram.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Yeah, you know what I mean, what I don't know
if billionaires really care about the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
It depends which billionaire you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
That's true, that's true. So yes, if a you know,
big time rich guy decides he wants to buy the
team and invest in the team, that's the most ideal situation.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
Now any talk of what kind of money we're talking about,
because I know it's probably in the billions, right, Like,
oh yeah, no doubt about that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Yeah here, let me quickly do a Google search of
what are the padres?

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
Or anytime like major league team closes. My mind is
like blown by the number, Like it doesn't even seem realistic.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
I think this is on the low end. It says
in twenty twenty five they are worth two billion. Oh
I think it's more than that. Well, I think they'll
sell for more than that. One is what I should say. Yeah,
so we'll see what happens. But to Bill, I mean Sky,
you got that in your back breaking, Like, come on,
why don't you do you mind Sky being the owner
of the podcast, I wouldn't be working here. It could

(01:46:29):
be like that Colt's owner chick who's walking around on
the sidelines with a clipboard taking notes. I can about that, yeah,
and then and then give your notes to the coach.
I would love that more. Stilts More, you are like
the bananas.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
There you goeporate some sort of fruit in your name?

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Is it out or is a foul balling out? If
you catch it? There will that's a good idea, all right,
So yeah, everybody, calm down. Padres aren't going to go anywhere.
We're just going to get a new owner, and hopefully
it's going to be a good one. I don't know,
we'll see. Thursday Night football last night saw the Patriots
ground the Jets twenty seven to fourteen for their eighth
win in a row. Trayvon Henderson scored three touchdowns in

(01:47:10):
the win, so the Patriots are now improved to nine
and two and in control of the division. Major League
Baseball also announced the MVPs yesterday and we actually had
a really tight one. In the American League. Aaron Judge
took home the award for the third time in four years,
narrowly beating out the Mariners Cal Rawly. Judge got seventeen

(01:47:33):
of the first place votes, Rally got thirteen total votes,
went three point fifty five to Judge to three p
thirty five for the Big Dumper. So a little bit
of a shock to me. If thrown here, he would
argue the other way. He's a big, obviously Yankee fan,
and was claiming all year long that Aaron Judge deserved it.
I'm not saying he doesn't, but I am surprised that

(01:47:54):
cal Rawly didn't win it a lot of the times.
First of all, they don't like giving it to the
same people, even if they deserve it. This happened in
football last year where Lamar Jackson had better numbers than
Josh Allen, but Josh Allen they gave it to because
he was like funner, Yeah, you know, we want new stuff. Yeah.
And so cal Rawley he obviously he had more home runs,

(01:48:15):
he had, you know, a lot of bigger stats in
different offensive categories. But Aaron Judge also had big stats
in offensive categories. So it's kind of a coin flip,
to be honest with you. But I thought for sure
it was gonna go to cal Rawley, but they decided
to go with Aaron Judge on that one. Now was
the opposite. It was not close. In the National League Show,

(01:48:35):
Heyo Tani won the award for the fourth time and
did it with a unanimous vote, so he got all
thirty first place for it, So kind of tells you
what's going on there. So there you go. That is
sports dirt for today. We got Thanksgiving right around the corner,
so that means probably a lot of people are either
going to be coming over, or you're gonna be going
over to some mertz somebody's house where there's a lot

(01:48:57):
of people there. Well, you're gonna see annoying people. You
just are you got a big group together, there's somebody
that's gonna annoy you. Well, we're gonna go over the
most annoying type of people at Thanksgiving. Coming up next
on the show and rock on a five three. So
a couple weeks away from Thanksgiving. Less than two weeks
away from Thanksgiving? Pretty exciting stuff, right, Yes? Yeah, Emily,

(01:49:20):
are you doing your normal family stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:49:22):
Are we go to my sisters? Everything?

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
St and joy to be at your sisters?

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
I mean she's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Have you been tagged in yet on what you will
be bringing? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
No, we typically you don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
Well, you know what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Typically, get through my birthday first, which is tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:49:38):
Get through it, I mean we do, and then we'll
start talking after that passes about who's bringing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Well, for many years you were responsible for bringing like
an appetizer or rolls or something lame. You know, you
complained about it so much that you finally got tagged
in to make mashed potatoes.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
Yeah, I mean I wanted to contribute a little more
than an appetizer. My mom does her stuffing is what
she does.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Nobody wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
My sister has a signature green bean castle. You don't
need to say that.

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
My dad does the turkey. And so the only thing
left is the mashed potatoes, and I I took over.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Well, I've heard things.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
I've heard because I over peppered them.

Speaker 6 (01:50:17):
Because there was an incident where the pepper cap fell
off because Robert didn't put it on and then dumped everywhere,
and I tried to get as much out as I could.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
All Right, So you don't know what you're gonna bring yet,
that's going to be interesting sky Thanksgiving plans? Yet your
mom and new dad coming down?

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Why is this?

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Why the side? That's an easy question.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
Uh, well, my mom, my mom let me know that
this is not our year. What does that mean that
they're rotating years between my mom's family and her new
husband's family and this is not our year. I guess
last year was our year when we went to an

(01:51:03):
eleven am Thanksgiving lunch up in Ocean side that she
left early to go be with his head.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
That their year.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
If she did, she claimed out, she claimed our yard.
Calm down if she didn't dinner there last year, but
she did lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
With us, but that doesn't Yeah, but this is his
kid's ear.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
Yes, so much more fun. Okay, I mean, you don't
clear well all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
I don't blame me all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
It's weird, clearly the mathe math in on that. But okay,
so uh there with him. So my brother asked if
we wanted to join him and his mother in law,
who will be going to the bally high U for
a buffet. They do an amazing Thanksgiving buffet. But here's

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the thing, as you guys know, I'm not a big eater,
my daughter's not a big eater. So honestly, it's such
a waste of money for us. Yeah, Like, I mean,
we're just literally burning money at that point. So since
all of this has gone squirrely, we're talking about cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
Oh, come off for three years Thanksgiving dinner turkey come on?

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
Yeah, and my husband says he doesn't want my small chicken,
he wants a turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Well, yeah, it's Thanksgiving, so I can't imagine what they're
Thanksgiving table is going to look like garbage?

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
Yeah, so that's where we're at as of today.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Is that rice? Probably?

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
Why is there chicken rice and steam broccoli?

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
Yeah, that's what the Pilgrim's frock.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Yeah, I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
That's going to be weird.

Speaker 4 (01:52:48):
It is going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
I am hosting Thanksgiving this year at my house for
the first time in like five years, so it is exciting.
I'm excited to have that. So they'll be four or five, six, seven,
eight really yeah, so decent amount, decent amount. Yeah, but
because we we just don't do it. We're never home
for Thanksgiving, So this is gonna be very different this year.

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Excited to see what what that's going to look like.

Speaker 6 (01:53:11):
Are you going to cook everything yourself or don't have
anybody bringing? Nobody's bringing anything? Like, Yeah, I just I
would prefer to do everything myself. It's a lot of
work and it is not probably the smartest decision, but
I just this is the way I want to do it,
and so if I if I'm doing it, I'm doing
everything good for you. Now, I might have a sou

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chef old Debbie. I might have her you know, like
peel potatoes.

Speaker 4 (01:53:37):
And things like that, the stuff that you don't want
to do, like chopping stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Her knife cuts are a little little mess. But network, bro, differently, See,
these are the things you don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
You have a big chunks ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Okay, Oh you're so wrong on that, God network. So
when you do have family over, if you're going over
to somebody's place for Thanksgiving, you know what's happened. Sometimes
there's just people you don't necessarily want to see, maybe
that weird uncle you have, or that cousin who's a
loud mouth, or some of their friends that you just
don't care for.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
By that guy you always know talks politics.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Oh that's like it takes a lot, bro, why are
we bringing this? Yeah, come on stop? Or or the
like aunt who would make us turn the TV off
for football during dinner time?

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Nothing pissed me off more. I was like, I'm not
going over their house anymore. Really, Yeah, if you're gonna
make us turn off the TV? Like, who cares? Are
we doing this?

Speaker 7 (01:54:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Is this such a special occasion? Can you give thanks?

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
If you've got a commentator blairing in the back?

Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
Okay, if we turn it down it we can an
as long as it's on.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Okay, but you can you can turn it down, but
like what, but why are we even doing that? What
do we care?

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
I guess the thought is it's such such a special
meal because you just put so much work into it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
We're supposed to really focus on each other.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Yes, but nobody does what we're supposed to do. But
you don't do it anyway fancy.

Speaker 9 (01:55:00):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
It's not a fancy events.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
Up everyone's My sister does a tablescape, like a very
like every table every time we ever go to our
house for a big thing, there's always like centerpieces and.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
I don't even know where to get a sandals, and like,
can't wear shorts?

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
You can?

Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
Yes and no, because my sister's husband wears shorts, but hell,
what would you wear a polo?

Speaker 4 (01:55:26):
He wears shorts at a polo.

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
Maybe it's a fancy event. I don't want to, I mean,
but I would.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
Yeah, you're going to run into some people that you
don't really care to see or it is what it is.
And they actually put together the most annoying types of
people at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
Yeah, here are some of the top answers. The one
that comes with the sniffles, Oh dude, what are you
doing trying.

Speaker 3 (01:55:53):
To hide that you're sick. We all know you're sick.
You're half confe.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
The holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
Bro, you make me sick for Christmas. You're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Ah, we sick.

Speaker 3 (01:56:10):
You're not gonna stay home, so everybody else can stay
home less I have.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
A fever, No not to stay home in house fever
or pukin. You're going, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Wow, So we don't like that guy when they show up.

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
Hey, we also don't like the Thanksgiving foodie who's gonna
poke around the food and let you know about that
one time they had homemade cranberry sauce and it was
bubba blah blah blah, or Martha Stewart does it this way?

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Or I don't want any experimental foods. I don't want
any fancy schmancy foods at Thanksgiving. Give me the traditional stuff.
That's all I want. I don't I don't want chestnuts
in my stuffing. I don't want crazy, you know, like
dried fruits in my stuffing. I don't want your weird

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oyster stuff in. There's so many yes, don't give me
like there's a time and a place for that, not Thanksgiving.
You got to give me the standards like I do.
I'm not doing that, And I've been at places where
it's been like that and it is not cool. Yeah,
thank you for saying this.

Speaker 5 (01:57:17):
So in addition to the Thanksgiving foodie, we also don't
like the kitchen lurker, the person who's asking how you're
doing something, When is something gonna be done?

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
If somebody's in my dish when I'm cooking, dude, it's
so rude. My dad will do this, really, He'll come
in and go, do you help, and I'll say, no,
I'm good, it's okay, and then he'll be like, oh, so,
how you doing that turkey? Are you baseding it? Yes,
I'm basing it. Do you think I'm doing it? Staring
at it? Staring at it. We also don't like the

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early and late arrivals Thanksgiving that you can't be toured, Yeah,
because we're we're all scrambling doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
I'm not even ready yet, but I'm still stressed out.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Kid, you gotta have your face on. And then the
the person is show dinner's ready, and we still got
to wait for you know, cousin Joe, Like, gimme come on.

Speaker 3 (01:58:13):
Dude, Joe, he's going to be here forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
No, we're eating. Screw you, Joe, right, Joe Sorr.

Speaker 7 (01:58:19):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:58:20):
We also don't like the supermarket dessert buyer. You're put
in charge of the you volunteer for the dessert, and
then you throw a show up with p This doesn't
bother me.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Ponds like pie, not a good pie like. It doesn't
bother me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
It doesn't bother A pumpkin pie is a pumpkin pie.
There's not much difference between a store bought and a
homemade There really isn't. Yeah, and so I guess if
you have, like if your family makes really good apple
pies or whatever, Okay, I would understand that, but I
don't know. This doesn't bother me.

Speaker 4 (01:58:53):
That that's actually all the pies are.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
Thanksgiving, Yeah, I kind of, I kind of agree. Okay,
this one's going to be controversy.

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Shoal They say, the person you don't like Thanksgiving is
anyone who wears a Christmas sweater to Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:59:08):
They say, we aren't there yet, Oh yes we are.
You're wrong, We've already had a whole Christmas party a
week before.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Okay, Well that's we have we have.

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
We're not doing Emily.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
You say at your Thanksgiving dinner. Your tradition every Thanksgiving
night is to watch Christmas Vacation after.

Speaker 6 (01:59:27):
The dinner because Thanksgiving has passed, So what's the dinners
over the day is done well?

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
At the end of the day, you're setting up saved
her as you just saved her as she had no
answer for that. Absolutely, you are about to pass out.

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
I wasn't about to pass out because once in a
while we will go down and look at the Christmas
lights at the street that night because Christmas thanks Giving past.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Christmas lights up.

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
Because they put them up for that day.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Because people are.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
Pass out and the final we doesn't.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
We don't like that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
You normally see that every Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Is loud talkers.

Speaker 5 (02:00:05):
Okay, that's not nice. Lets just project a little more
than others. Uh, the overstayers. It's clear we're wrapping up.
We're doing everyone's last.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
Come get out of here. My slippers are on. Come on, Yes,
if that night game starts and you're still hanging around
like we ate like three hours ago, come on, bet
bet we're not part I don't think Thanksgiving is a
party day. Speaking of partying, coming up on Monday, we're
gonna play everybody's favorite drinking game, a little bombed at

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the beach. Plus, at this point, Emily is a neighborhood bully,
a neighborhood Okay, she's kind of worse than you, Skuy
at this point, but she's getting in there yelling at everybody. Well,
apparently now Emily is upset with a child in the neighborhood. Specifically,
we're gonna see why. Plus, we have Disneyland tickets all

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week long next week and it begins on Monday.