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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the bow and then show it is out of
sheer morbid curiosity.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm allowing this freak show to continue.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're on her.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
I am checked.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You would faster that quiet? Did you ever know me?
Did you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Mister Reed?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You had sex with her every time you met, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Didn't you? Wire?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
He's badgering the.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Witness, his witness.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're slammer, your.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Doctor, donut. You came her dog a snausage.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You stopped her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
All right, all.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Right, it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, I hunked her brains out there.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now you're happy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Don't for the questions.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The man.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
As a responds, the somebody gives some water please, Oh
here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sorry about that? Oh my apologies.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
That somebody by.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What the hell did you say?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Friday?
Speaker 8 (01:25):
Fly Friday, the happy Friday to you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Everyone's always in a good mood when it's Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Thank you so much for a bombing you real man.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Have a couple of bees, and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Then I'm really happy for you and let you finish.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You are the most unpopular boy in schools.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yay Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, that's the magic word.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
It's Fridaday.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
God, Oh my god, I can smell him from here.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's wicked.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Let me tell you something, You're nothing.
Speaker 9 (02:01):
It means that he thinks everyone in his life has
been replaced by an identical imposter.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Can you listen to him? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I believe everything everyone tells me.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Anyway, I'm done listening to you and your cycle babble.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You and I are going on a deep Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Wow, this is great. Hey, I was playing with that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's Friday?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you tell hell? Yes, it's Friday. We've been counting
the days. It's Monday, right, let's see. Yeah, it's fifth day, Friday.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I am so ready for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, we always are ready for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Now, it could be a bumpy weekend.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
We do have a good chance of some showers and
thunderstorms in the forecast, and some should be severe through
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yep, I'll worry about that tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Morning than nap weather, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By Sunday it's looking better, right.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yes, but it's going to be cooler. Sunday's high only
in the upper fifties.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Really, Yeah, mother nature, what's wrong with you? You having
hot flashes and bipolar af I guess I get so
you like my cocktail shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I look like I should be mixing drinks on a
beach somewhere.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I would say, go to kan Kun.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, I've got more stuff to do, so that'll have
to come later.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
You look like the general manager at the Tampa Jimmy
Buffett's Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Dude. Just by the shirt alone.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Also, that shirt kind.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Of reminds me of somebody that would be at a
bowling alley, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At the bar. Yeah yeah, oh man, Just my shirt
just tells such a story.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
It does.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, today's Friday and we're celebrating. Yes, tell a Lie Day.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh yeah, that's every day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
With the liar liar clip at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your mama would whoop your You've told a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, and I told when I was little.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But there's a lot of people really good at it,
and you'll find most of them in.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Politics, Yes, in Washington, DC or in office.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Those guys have practiced on it for a really long time.
And as we know, practice makes perfect.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
How do you know a politician is lying their lips?
Speaker 10 (04:18):
Are?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's right? It is World Rat Day? What nah? You
dirty rat street? All of us around here remember the
great rat infestation, a couple of thanksgivings, Ago gave a
week takes us a whole week off.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I thought it was one little baby mouse. I named
him van Halen.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I wished him well. No, no, I went into the
kitchen and there was one up on the counter that
was as big as my legs, like the creamer. I guess.
So it is National Walk to Work Day. Well, somebody
should have told me before I got my truck dog
up here. I still wouldn't have done it. I'm going
to walk to work all the way from Frisco. I
got a fancy Sorry, there you go. Both of you
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hug a newsperson day. Okay, go to Channel eleven and
bring back Karen Boyder. Oh yeah, good your radio daddy
a big hug.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I'm gonna send out a hug to Page Ellenberger on
Fox four.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You like her, well, she's way too young for me,
but she is absolutely beautiful in talent.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I'm going to go with a national rather than local data.
Mir So cute.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Makes you grind in your chair, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
What I do in this chair is none of your
I know, but.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We can sell the cushion later on.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Both years stop it's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's the kind of day.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay. Today is national day of silence that would make
it impossible for us to do the Joe. That's right,
Cloud be quiet anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We'll play some dead air a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yes, it's Jeep four by four Day. The day was
first observed in twenty sixteen in honor of the seventy
fifth anniversary of the first jeeps, which started being made
in nineteen forty one, were used in World War Two.
The event takes place on the fourth day of the
fourth month, in reference to four by four, which means
four wheel dry. Now, it's four four National Vitamin C Day.
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Stuck down a little orange juice before you leave the
house if you're hungry at lunch. Today it's Ramen Noodle
Days for every guy who has ever been a bachelor
at one time lived on those little packages of ramen noodles.
And there's restaurants that serve them with all kinds of
meat and veggies.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, they do, and they're good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And speaking of food, it's national called on Blue Day Love.
The most popular is chicken cord on blue, which is
made with chicken cutlets, cooked ham, Swiss cheese, red crumbs
and spices top. It's usually topped with a rich cream
sauce spiked with a hint of Dijon mustard. It's delicious.
Now I'm hungry again.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Turned on.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, Well, don't rub yourself while the doing the face. Well,
you can find a way if you really want to. Okay,
So Sports of all sorts is coming up, and uh
we got another bizarre, freaking fool file. But then again
aren't they all?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And choose your.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
No, not choose your news, to choose your tickets. It's
take your ticket time at seven Dickey.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes, plus Randy Feltface is going to be on the
show today. Hi, this is gonna be a bizarre show.
So I guess we better danced you. It sounded like
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he had a hole in his neck there, Dallas. What
was classic rocke lone star ninety two five? Look at
the time at six thirty times vers Sports.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
All brought to you by the will Hide Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to will Hide Winds dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I'm sure not getting tired of play in this all time.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Hell yeah, yeah, Dowd and now stars won again.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Y'all Jay gotten You're made twenty eight says and The
Dallas Stars beat the Nashville Predators five to one last night.
For there are seventh straight bigh The Stars of Nikael Granlin,
Mason Marshmont, Rope Hints, and defenseman Leon Baschell scored for Dallas.
The Stars are second in the NHL behind Western Conference
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and Central Division rival win A Pig. You know those Jets,
Oh yeah, that's okay, they're going to be part of
our fifty first state YEA. Stars captain Jamie Ben sat
out with coach beat de Boor, saying that before the
game it was for maintenance, So I think Jimmy might
be a little banged up. Stuck on three ninety nine
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career goals for nearly a month, he played let's say,
three hundred and seventy one consecutive games and before being out.
Now that is iron man hot.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Dallas built on his perfect four game road trip in
the first of five home games in a six game span.
The Stars hosts Pittsburgh tomorrow, dinner at Minnesota on Sunday.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
A multi sport facility could be coming to Forny soon,
as the city announced a partnership with Your Dallas Stars.
The proposed Stars branded multi sport complex would be built
to assess the recreational needs of the growing residential population
of Fornee. It could feature multiple volleyball, basketball and pickleball courts,
a sports clinic, a restaurant, and even an ice skating rink. Now,
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while this facility sounds like it'd be a lot of
fun to use, it's not across the finish line just yet.
The City of Forney said it has to conduct a
comprehensive feasibility study to learn whether or not this is
possible and what kind of complex would best.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Suit the community of Forny.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
So stay tuned and we'll let you know if and
when this sports complex becomes a reality in Forny. Mayor
Jason Robertson expressed his excitement for the idea.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Though, Okay, and even people in Forny call it horny Forny, Yes, with.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Horny foreign kind of like sexy Saxy.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
You see those cars weaving out on Highway eighty and Fourny.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You know what's going on.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It looks more Speaking of the NNHL, it looks more
and more likely that Washington Capital's forward Alex Ovechkin will
break Wayne Gretzky's scoring record this season.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, Wow, only got like three games.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, Olvechkin just scored number eight hundred and ninety two
career goal in a loss to the Blue Jackets Wednesday night.
That puts him three just three goals away from the
Gretzky line. If Ovechkin keeps up his season and career
scoring average, he's on pace to break the record. April thirteenth,
during a home game against the Blue Jackets.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yes, it's a home game for it.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Another Blue Jackets game there. If you never watch hockey
but you want to watch sports history unfold, you're in luck.
ESPN is going to broadcast most of Ovechkin's performances for
the rest of the season. And here's a fun little
kink to it all. When Ovechkin breaks the record, and
we think that he will, Yesdephine, NHL planned a special
on ice ceremony that's in the last about seven minutes
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to honor his achievement.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well yeah, yeah, Well, the Dallas Mavericks are in LA
and I to play the Clippers. Then the two teams
play again tomorrow in a back to back. Now. Mavericks
guard Kyrie Irving was named Wednesday as one of the
sixth finalists of the season's NBA Sportsmanship Award Kyrie named
Joe Dummers Trophy is what it's called the award which
(11:26):
Dummers was Dumbash. Got that dumb Ash Award. He was
the inaugural winner of two thousand when he played for Detroit.
He is presented to the player who best represents the
ideals of sportsmanship on the court. It's also an award
MAVs coach Jason Kidd won as a player with the
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MAVs in the twenty eleven twenty twelve season and with
the New York Knicks in the twenty twelve twenty thirteen campaign.
After beating Atlanta, along with tenth seeded Sacramento losing to
Washington on Wednesday, the mass are one and a half
games ahead of the Sacramento Kings in the battle for
the number nine seed, who will host a playing game
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on April sixteenth against the number ten seed. I know
that's a lot processed, but we're just letting you know
what's going to have to happen to get the maverage
into the postseason. We're all crossing our fingers and thinking
happy thoughts.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
What a difference in year makes though last year we
went all the way to the finals. Right hey, college
hoops fans, get ready, It's Final four weekend. Tomorrow, Auburn
faces Florida at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Tip Off
is at five oh nine, and then right afterwards the
Houston Cougars take on Duke. Tip Off for that game
will be around seven forty nine. Which two teams will
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make it to the College Basketball Championship game Monday night?
Well we'll find out tomorrow night. Now this morning, we
do know who the NIT champion is. Chattanooga won the
twenty twenty five NIT Championship, completing at Cinderella Story and
upsetting number one seed you see, Irvine eighty five to
eighty four in overtime. The victory marks the Monks first
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NIT title in times of program record for most wins
in a season.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
In other sports news.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
This week, the Life High School Waxahatchie girls soccer team
secured it's ticket to the state soccer semi finals. On Tuesday,
the Lady Mustangs beat the Stevenville Yellowjackets one to nothing,
keeping their undefeated season intact at twenty seven and nothing.
This Mark's girls a significant milestone for the Lady Stangs
who are on the verge of capturing the school's first
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ever state championship title. Throughout the season, they have dominated
their competitors, outscoring opponents by an astonishing one hundred and
fifty two to six. Dame head coach Chase Bishop says
the team's relentless pursuit of excellence and teamwork has been
evident at every turn. The Lady Mustangs are set to
face the Salina Bobcats in the state semifinals this afternoon
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at Saxey High School Stadium. That game is going to
kick off at five thirty, So let's go Mustang.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You mean sex is saxy?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yes, sexy and we got Texas that's right.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well Texas Rangers opening day game.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, that was a disappointment to us, and we really
had our spirits high. We had a belly full of
their food and whatnot. But ever since that game, the
Rangers have been on an upswing this new season. The
Texas Rangers open up a three game home stand against
Tampa Bay this evening at seven five. Then the games
are tomorrow at six oh five and early Sunday at
one thirty five in the afternoon. It might be a
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little bit too early to make the claim that they've
got this, you know, big bad momentum going on, but
we certainly are rooting them on. Follow your Texas Rangers,
for sure. Let's see how the weekend goes before we
all get a little bit too confident. Afterwards, Texas heads
to Chicago after the weekend to begin a three game
run against the Cubs on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Okay, now, let's just speak of baseball. Here's a bizarre
sports story that you might have missed. On March twenty third,
Aiden Huff was pitching for the North Carolina Tar Heels
and was sitting on a ten to nothing lead over
Boston College and a complete game shutout was on the line.
With just one out to go, Huff walked better who
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was on first when Boston College first baseman Nick Wang.
I'm sure he's heard every joke about his name from
his teammate. Well, Wang hit a line drive towards the
first base side of the infield That batted ball ended
up hitting the runner on first, which meant the runner
was called out and the game was over. However, Wang's
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at bet was considered a hit, which ended up costing Huff.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
His no hit.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Just the last player on the nail. Oh, how dish
of poiging? He hit and he's still walking? Thin it? Okay? Alright,
freaking full file next on the Bow and Them shows
Dallas for Words, Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
(16:00):
It is six forty five and time for the freaking
full fign. A twenty five year old man in China
wound up in the emergency room with a collapsed lung
after straining himself while singing karaoke at a friend's birthday party. Damn, now,
I remember doing a story like this a few years
ago on the Freaking Fool File. So I checked to
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see if it was recycled, and no, this is a
different one. Wow. The man known as Wang, there's another whang.
Go ahead and laugh. He attended a friend's birthday party
and decided to show off his singing style by singing
a song called New Drunken Concubine. It's Chinese song famous
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for the high pitched tones that it demands.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, so it's a workout.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yes. When he reached the highest pitch part of the song,
he really gave it as all, only to feel a
sharp pain in his chest, which made him cut his
act short. Now the pain was bearable, though, so he
didn't pay much attention to it until the next day
when he woke up and found he could hardly breathe damn.
So he went to the hospital, where an X ray
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showed that he had suffered a potentially life threatening condition
where air bubbles formed between the lung and the chest
wall or that could kill you a great yard dead, Yeah, embolism.
Doctors told him that when he strained himself to reach
the high notes, he used so much force that air
sacks and his right lung burst, causing air pockets to
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form in the chest cavity and gradually compressed his lung
to fifty percent of its normal volume. Holy Wang needed
to undergo a balectomy of an invasive procedure to remove
the air build up in his chest cavity. Luckily, he
made a full recovery and was discharged after recovering for
a couple of days. I wonder how long it's going
to take him before he sings again.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Who knew karaoke bars were so dangerous? Well, this was
This was just at a friend's birthday party. But I've
never heard new drunken concubine. But apparently it's so we'll.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Have to look it up.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
You go, all right, let's travel to Florida. Florida man
is under arrest for taking a cyber truck for a
test drive and.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Then not giving it back.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
It was a crime with a low percentage of success
since he had to leave his driver's license at the
dealership to take the vehicle out.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Dexter Smith and.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Went to a Tesla dealership in Tampa last week and
he met with a salesperson about test driving a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
He handed over.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
His real ID and signed an agreement to bring the
vehicle back in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Then he never returned.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Salesperson tried calling him at the number that he had left,
but it wasn't a real phone number, so he left
a fake number but his real ID. Later, a salesperson
was able to use geolocation tracking to locate the cyber
truck and a home depot parking lot call police. A
salesperson recovered the truck brought it back to the dealership,
but then get this, A couple of days later, mister
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Smith then returned to the dealership so that he could
get some of his belongings that he left in the
truck along with his driver's license that he left at
the dealership after stealing.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh, I forgot to get something.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Yeah, probably not the smartest move on his part. Police
arrived a short while later and arrested him for grand theft.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And his name was Smithen. Smithen. There was a stupid
thing to do Smith, boil some coffee, Smithen.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Police in Nevada rated a home near Las Vegas on Wednesday,
and this really breaks my heart. Seized seven live tigers.
Oh dang, the homeowner claimed were emotional support cast.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh yeah, yeah. Put one in your lap and stroke
it while you watch.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You can't do that.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
I used to be a tour guide at the Tiger
Rescue in Bridgeport. Got to get down on the floor
and play with a baby white tiger. A little baby
white tiger will hit you like a car.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Their pauser huoo, and they are so strong. Deputies executed
a search warrant at the property. Carl Mitchell took these
poor tigers out. They were being kept without a permit.
Mitchell was initially cooperative, but then got into a fistfight
with a deputy and they cuffed and stuffed his ass.
Of course they did. Police say they weren't even gonna
arrest him until he attacked one of the cops. Yeah,
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that'll do it now. He had owned the tigers at
the property for seven years. He says that six of
the seven were given to him by the tiger.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
King Oh Jo Jo exactly.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
He claims he wasn't required to have a special permit
because he was allowed to keep them his emotional support pets.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, no much, you can't.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
They will eat you. They will kill you if they're
just trying to hug you. They can kill you just
trying to hug you.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
No.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
Neighbors told police they would sometimes see him out on
walks around the neighborhood with these tigers without a leash.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
For Christ's sake, Oh, that would be so scary.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Oh yeah, God, what a dumb ass. And that's a
good way to get the animals shot. Police worked with
animal services to sedate these tigers and remove them. Say
they were all transported to an out of state animal sanctuary.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who walks tigers without a leash? Oh they're trained. Don't worry,
you won't get bittern.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I can imagine the videos on the next door Appack.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, brace yourself. I'm gonna tell you about a guy
named Troy Casey. He has received a steady stream of
press you know what's coming for his unorthodox wellness regiment,
which includes the daily practice of drinking his own peat.
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The former model and the author of Ripped at fifty,
A Journey to Self Love, Casey has been drinking his
own piss for years and said he's never felt better.
That may be true, but good luck trying to get
a woman to kiss you once she smells your pee
breath right, Urine has stem cells, amino acids, and antibodies.
You know what's wrong with you as soon as you
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drink your morning pee, he says, Well, I guess I'll
never know because I ain't drinking the morning considered waste. Yes, yes,
but he swears it makes him fit as a fiddle.
After an unsuccessful round of chemo, Casey claims to have
healed himself of testicular cancer through urine looping, which is
the practice of drinking only your own whiz for a
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designated period.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Does he use his wang as a straw?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I don't know if that would work, or you could
just aim and press. You push real hard.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
And hope it goes In your maverse section, on the Urethroat.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Casey, who goes by the name the Certified health Nut,
previously made headlines for sunning his anus. Yes, he goes
to a beach, takes off his swimsuit, lays down, spreads
his butt cheeks, and suns his anus. What happens if
you butthole gets a sunburn? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
That hurt. Yeah, hurt worse than the hospin.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I guess you'd rather have it red and swollen than
dark brown bleach it.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh yeah, star stupid? Yeah, I mean, how many people
are gonna see your anus? What do you want to believe?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Not?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
If you're a whole, then maybe you want to to
make sure nobody knows e give me my money back.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It's coffee talk on the Bow and Them show.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It is talk.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hey coming up next hour. Pick your ticket.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
You choose between a family four pack of tickets to
see the Arlington Renegades this Sunday. They're going to take
on the Houston rough Next kickoff is eleven am Sunday,
Or you can pick a family four pack of tickets
to see the John Lennon documentary One to One in imax.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Bow has a fun way for you to win.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
We'll do that around seven fifty here on the Bow
and them show on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh the ash its ficking in. Man, Wow, my hands
have trail?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Are we parked right now?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I feel like a movie anyway? Lone Star ninety two
to five. Okay, I got a couple of things for
you that I think you should hear.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
First of all, there's a new Naked Gun movie, Yeah,
starring Liam Neeson.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh, this is hysterical. Let me see the trailer.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The trailer is on our website.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I'll let you hear the audio of it. It's responding
to hotstage situation. Hey, little girl, stop with a little
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girl schucking on a lollipop and she goes into the bank, little.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
One, you're ass Who are you?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Frank Dreben?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Please squad?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Okay, here's here's one of the funny parts where each
of the kids of the people that are deceased from
that movie.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
From the original Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes, here you go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
The new version. Hy Daddy, It's me Frank Junior.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Love you, hey dad.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And this guy's looking at a picture of O. J.
Simpson and he goes, oh, it's fun.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
When Liam Neeson takes off the mask because he's the
little girl like in a school uniform. And then he
takes off the mask and he stands up. Oh my god,
it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, that's pretty damn Yeah. Okay, No, I got this
for somebody who listens in Canada. His name is Chris Marshaan.
He listens on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, hello Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I didn't know we'd get up into our future fifty
for that's not even a funny joke anymore. No, no,
that's not gonna happen because they hate us for this.
But he sent me a song that I think you
should hear. It's called how much dumb can one Brain Hold?
And you know who it's directed at.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
It's from Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's from Canada. Here you go, well, how much.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Dumb can one brain hold?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Asc your leader?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
He's going bole fifty on Mabel and Steel. Then blame
the job loss on the deal. Hey, neighbor, you slap
the tax. Now you're watching markets cracking. Your fridge is bear,
your shelves are thin. Guess you should have let the
Canucks in.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You need Canada more than we we need you.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
From auto parts to sham food too.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We grow your wheat, We pumped your gas.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
We even give.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Your hockey teams class.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
So before you slap that next big toe, ask how much.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Dumb one bringing hole?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
You're washing machines now costs more Your Harley's part can't
tour the shore. Midwest farms are feeling the pinch while
we eat footine and don't even flinch. You tax our wood,
we on and shrugs. Then send more maple and a
smug old jugs. You tax our dairy. We sell to
the Brits while your.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Farmers cry and tariff pits.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
You need Canada, Lord, and we need you. We've got
oil tech and a sky soul blue our bacon's back.
Our fear is cold, and we're blake, but we're feeling bolts.
Next time you tweet from your toilet throne, ask how
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much dumb one bringing on? So bless your heart and
your fragile pride.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Your tariffs heard your own side.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
He'll wave our flag red and whiten free and build.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Our future sands your feet because history shows and the
records say, tarriffs make the dumb.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, that is from Chris and Montreal, Canada.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I don't think Canada is very happy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, I don't think they are either.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
But wait, I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I've got Trump and Vladimir Putin singing the Spice Girl.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
You do not.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I am not Joe. Get out. It's handing up on
the ball in the job. Well, if you didn't get
pissed off at that last segment, maybe you will now.
Really I found this myself. Oh yes I did.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
You're just trying to push all the damn boundaries today,
aren't you.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
He just thinks funny. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Funny is funny, and you don't cut funny.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Amen, And some of you still get mad, even though
you're probably gonna lose a lot of money for voting
the way you did.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
But you'll never be bored.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
This is Trump and Putin singing the Spice Girls.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Now imagine them dressed as a spicy girl.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, here you go. I'll tell you what to walk
what I really really want.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
So tell me what do you want with you really want?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I tell you what to want what I really really want.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Don't tell me what do you walk with you really
really want?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I want to I
really really really really want to be a dictator, rampant corruption,
persistent lies.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Crimes against your men, enemy is off meantime.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Hope you're a supreme leader till the end of time.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
If you would bout me, then say goodbye, and it
would want whatever really.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Really want, So tell me what you want, what you
really really want.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I want to, I want to, I want to, I
want to, I want to really really really want the
uss on. If you want to be a dictator, you
want to get with my friends, stay in paraple and
he it don't.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Let nether and if you want to be a dictator,
crush your hands and knees.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
They're mainly my old people.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
But that's the way it is is, so we're doing
about that.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's the yard of the steel.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Promote conspiracies, say therefore weel say therefore repressive governance. I'll
give it a try.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Just throw him in the new lady if they don't comply.
So he's a story from pits. If you want to
rule like me of eplis and people, if we got
changing thing like Atick wins that Kim John.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Hill hedsly real easy heisman baby and ask.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
For me how you'll say, clean your fist down here.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
If you ought to be a dictator.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay, not it's a joke. Okay, it's a damn joke.
While listening to them after Garver again, soul No, I
just don't give a rats ass. You take one for
the country, that's right.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Please don't ever change.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, Time now for the educational part of the show.
It's time for a did you know? Did you know?
There is absolutely no historical evidence that Marie Antoinette said
let them eat cake or anything even close to it.
It was popularized as a rallying cry to inspire revolutionaries,
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but scholars believe it was falsely credited to Marie Antoinette,
and then it spread as propaganda and rolls opposition to
the monarchy.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
So it was fake news even back then.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yes it was. Did you know there's a shortman complex
named after Napoleon Bonaparte, But he wasn't really all that short.
He was about five feet six, which was average height
at that time in France, although he was shorter than
the other elite soldiers, aristocrats and high officials that he
met with, and he always kept his hand in his pocket.
(32:12):
I think you're just rubbing his nipple. Did you know
Erosmith made more money in royalties off the video game
Guitar Hero Aerosmith than they made from any of their
actual alcohol. Yes, yes, Shunk Son Clay used to play
that all the time. The song killing Me Softly with
(32:36):
His Song was written about Don McLean. The woman who
wrote the song was named Laurie Lieberman. She heard McLean's
song Empty Chairs and was so inspired by it that
she felt like McLean was killing it her softly with
the song interesting and then port late great. You know
she had to go and die. Did you know, according
(32:59):
to a study by mit Oh God, I'm gonna try this,
the toughest tongue twister in the world is pad kid
poured curd pulled cod. Now, if you say that pretty
fast you had, your lips will beat you.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Did you know you pass gas fourteen to twenty three
times every day? No way, Well, you won't admit it
because you're a woman. We're proud. That's right, that's it.
Did you know there's only one country in the world
where McDonald's serves the mcgrib all year long.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Where is that?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Germany?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes? Yes? Did you know Margaritaville was originally supposed to
be recorded by Elvis Presley. According to Jimmy Buffett, Elvis
declined the offer to record the song, so Jimmy Buffett
recorded the song. Elvis ended up dying the same year.
The song was released nineteen seventy seven, and speaking of Martiniaville,
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Jimmy Buffett said he wrote the song in about five
minutes after visiting a Mexican restaurant in Austin. No kidd,
and now you know, doubts what was classic rock lone
star ninety two to five coming up? We're gonna let
you pick your ticket between tickets see the new John
Lennon movie or the Arlington Rennegades this Sunday against the
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Houston Roughnecks. See I actually did it right. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
About to upset them.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh. Also, Randy Feltface is going to join us next hour.
But I got to play this for you. I got
this call a little while ago. Yeah, this bowl. Hey,
here's your buddy from Vegas.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Then in my wife met you in Randy out in Vegas. God,
that was years and that was like over twenty something
years ago. They had a long time ago. It was
I do remember that we were hanging out with our buddy,
the amazing Jonathan and he passed away and made me
really sad.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Yeah, yeah, you played the song they called the Burrito song.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's my nephew.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Is it Creep Fisher?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
He's my nephew.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh wow, we love that.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, he's a He did a whole album, the whole
album of kids songs. Yeah, dislike that. And he donated
all that money he made off that album to Saint
Jude's Hospital. Well, yesterday was National Burrito Day and Anna's
the one that found the song. I didn't know that
was your nephew.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
And I love that he donated the proceeds to Saint
Jude's Hospital.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
That's incredible.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Yeah, my wife heard it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
She called me. She said, I just heard Cream ninety
two five. I could do what. Well, I didn't know
that's your nephew. You come from a good family.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Well, you tell him we loved the song.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I did. I talked to him last night. We actually
heard a show over in Fort Smith, Arkansas right now,
So I played in the first part of the podcast yesterday.
We're good. Tell him, We said hi, and way to go. Hey,
I will you'll take care of yourselves over there, and
we still this. You turn your every day man, we
love you guys, well, thank you, we love you back.
I ah man, Yeah, Creed Fisher in that I started
(36:10):
fun with Music Day with the Burritos song because it
was national Burrito.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
What a small world, isn't that.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I've been listening to Creed Fisher's music. I'm kind of
a country fan.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
He has a song called The Way That I Am
and it's been coming up in my music playlist.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Well, I love that he's donating the money to Saint
Jude's Hospital.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Speaking of coming up, there's a lot of things coming
up this weekend, just like there always is, So let's
check it out. It's time for Hey what what?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I'm so glad you as there is.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Lots and lots and lots going on this weekend. But
packed that umbrella because you just might need it. It's
a good weekend for sports fans. At Texas Rangers back
home for a three game series against Tampa Bay this weekend.
Game one tonight at Globeli Field, first pitch at No.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Five.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Tomorrow they're gonna play at six oh five, and then
on Sunday, the first pitch will be at one thirty
five in the afternoon. Dallas Stars on the ice at
the American Airline Center Tomorrow. They're gonna face the Pittsburgh
Penguins Putt drops it too tomorrow afternoon, and then on Sunday,
the Arlington Renegades will take on the Houston Roughnecks and
ufl Action at Chalk Toss Stadium in Arlington.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Kicked off for that game is at eleven am Sunday.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Opening weekend for the Frisco Roughriders at Riders Field, the
rough Riders take on the Corpus Christy Hooks this weekend.
Of course, you're gonna want to keep an eye on
the sky just in case, because unlike Globelive Field, Riders
Field does not have a root. Of course, a lot
of sports bars around DFW having college hoops watch parties
tomorrow to see who will end up making it to
(37:45):
the championship game Monday night. Scarborough Renaissance Festival kicks off
this weekend and walks Ahatchie and runs through Memorial Day. Okay,
live music to check out Tonight at Arlington Music Hall,
it's Ray Wiley Hobbard Wow and then tomorrow tomorrow the
Kingston Trio plays there at two pm. The Deaf Leopard
Tribute band def Legend plays there tomorrow night at the
(38:07):
Majestic Theater in Dallas. Tonight, Staying Alive One Night of
the Beg's at the Granada Theater in Dallas Tonight, and
we have benefit concert for Lake Highlands featuring Jacko Pierce
and at Legacy Hall and Plaino Tonight you can see
the Great Sammy Kershaw in concert. If you're into red
dirt country, head out to Billy Bob's this weekend. Shane
(38:27):
Smith and the Saints out of Austin play tonight and
tomorrow night Chalk Tak Casino in Resort you can see
country singer Sturgel Simpson, Johnny Blue Skies, and then on Sunday,
country star Jason Isbel plays Chalk Taw for those who
love Merengue Tonight at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory,
the Royalty of Merengue, Elvis Crespo and the Great Oilgadani
(38:51):
and I love her. What's maringay It's a type of music,
Latin music.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Yeah, easy to dance too.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
And Sunday at the Bomb Factory in Deep Elm, North,
Texas's own Saint Vincent in tuls went.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
To high school with my daughter rare Yeah, Danny Clark Comedy.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
This weekend Randy Felt Base is at the Addison improv
at Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth, Comedian in Carolina, Rhea.
And at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tomorrow night it's
comedian Michael Blaustein and then on Sunday, Josh Johnson takes
the stage. The musical Waitress is still playing at at
and T Performing Arts Center, Bass Performance Hall in Fort
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Worth in the David Studio Dixie's Tupperware Party, which shows
today through Sunday. This is a viral sensation if you
love ballet Tonight at the Music Hall at fair Park,
swan Lake for the kids this weekend. Disney On is
at Dicky's Arena in fort Worth tonight through Sunday and
weather permitting tomorrow at Ferris Wheeler's Backyard and Barbecue in
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Dallas the Dallas Margarita Festival. And that is just some
of what is going on this weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Lead my shift out of this. Oh wait, I don't
have a sister. Dallas Bar's Classic Round lone Star ninety
two to five bore you guys in for retreat. Randy
Felt Faith is gonna join us here. Yes, he's getting ready.
But now let's give away a chance for you to
pick your ticket. You can pick between tickets to see
(40:27):
the new John Lennon movie one to one or your
ar legs and Rettigade the Defending Champions.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Boy, that's right, and it's family four packs, Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
For both for each of these.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Now, what are we gonna do to give away?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Bo, what We're going to play mystery voices? Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:45):
How many voices are there?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
There are two mystery voices? Okay, two famous actors that
have birthdays today.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Good hints.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
One one turns eighty one and the other one turns sixty. Okay,
thank your hints. This shouldn't be too difficult. I'm trying
to take it easy on you. Okay, name me these
two famous actors who are our mystery voice.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well? For real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Tad?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Look at you too? I don't know. I don't know
why I was so nervous about this. Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've been thinking about this recently.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
If I could talk back to that seventeen year old
who was doing regional theater in Rochester I would say,
guess what, it's going to go pretty well, and it
never will get better than it is right now.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
As a matter of fact, Frank Kelly Endo did a
voice of that.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That one was easy, But I'm trying to figure out
who the other voice is. Can you play it again?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Of course I'll play. Here you go.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well? For real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Tad?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Look at you too? I don't know. I don't know
why I was so nervous about this. Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I've been thinking about this recently.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
If I could talk back to that seventeen year old
who was doing regional theater in Rochester, I would say,
guess what, it's going to go pretty well, and it
never will get better than it is right now.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You got the second one. That's pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
That one was easy, But that first.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Voice, well if he was on a sitcom that ran
for a while, okay, And I'm sure a lot.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Of you watched it, especially sports fans.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, especially Oh now you're trying to give it away,
aren't you? All right? Two? One four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine five? Just to show
you what a hell of a guy I am. I'm
gonna play him one more time. All right, thank you, Bob. Okay,
hold on, here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well for real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Look at you too?
Speaker 10 (42:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I don't know why I was so nervous about this.
Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 11 (42:52):
I've been thinking about this recently. If I could talk
back to that seventeen year old who was doing regional
theater in Rochester, I would say, guess what, it's gonna
go pretty well, and it never will get better than
it is right now.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay. One of them is in the Marvel Universe, the
first one. First one was in the movie Poultry Guys. Yeah, Yes, Yes, and.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
A very popular TV show sports fans like bon them show,
tell me who are our mystery voices?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh gosh, I've only got one. That's Craig t Nel,
Greg T. Nelson is one that What's what's the other one?
The other one? Frank Caliendo did an impression of him
here on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yes, from the Marvel Universe.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
God, George W.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Bush, I don't know, Yes, it was me, I'll promise
Bone then show. Who are our mystery voices? Come on? Yes,
Craig T. Nelson is eighty one today, Robert Downey you
(44:00):
you're in sixty y love him? That was good. Boh okay,
who is this? By the way, This is Matt from Prawford,
Matt from Prosper Okay, well, Matt from Prosper. Which tickets
do you want? You want the John Lennon movie tickets
or you want the Arlington Renegade tickets?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Arlington Renegade.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
All right, so we'll see us Sunday. There, Hang on
just a minute. We got to get some information from you, okay,
all right, don't go away, don't go away. Oh boy,
it's gonna be fun, rare and be felt faced coming up, nickt.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Hey next hour, another chance for you to win.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
We'll open up the lone star ticket window and give
away those John Lennon one to one tickets. We're gonna
do that around eight forty, But right now we want
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Big thanks once again to the Will Height Law Firm
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Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yes
It's the bow and then show it is out of
sheer morbid curiosity.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm allowing this freak show to continue.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're on her.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
I am checked.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You would faster that quiet? Did you ever know me?
Did you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Mister Reed?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You had sex with her every time you met, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Didn't you? Wire?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
He's badgering the.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Witness, his witness.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're slammer, your.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Doctor, donut. You came her dog a snausage.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You stopped her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
All right, all.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Right, it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, I hunked her brains out there.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now you're happy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Don't for the questions.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The man.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
As a responds, the somebody gives some water please, Oh
here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sorry about that? Oh my apologies.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
That somebody by.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What the hell did you say?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Friday?
Speaker 8 (01:25):
Fly Friday, the happy Friday to you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Everyone's always in a good mood when it's Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Thank you so much for a bombing you real man.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Have a couple of bees, and.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Then I'm really happy for you and let you finish.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You are the most unpopular boy in schools.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yay Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, that's the magic word.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
It's Fridaday.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
God, Oh my god, I can smell him from here.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's wicked.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Let me tell you something, You're nothing.
Speaker 9 (02:01):
It means that he thinks everyone in his life has
been replaced by an identical imposter.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Can you listen to him? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I believe everything everyone tells me.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Anyway, I'm done listening to you and your cycle babble.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You and I are going on a deep Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Wow, this is great. Hey, I was playing with that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's Friday?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you tell hell? Yes, it's Friday. We've been counting
the days. It's Monday, right, let's see. Yeah, it's fifth day, Friday.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I am so ready for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh, we always are ready for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Now, it could be a bumpy weekend.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
We do have a good chance of some showers and
thunderstorms in the forecast, and some should be severe through
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yep, I'll worry about that tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Morning than nap weather, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By Sunday it's looking better, right.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yes, but it's going to be cooler. Sunday's high only
in the upper fifties.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Really, Yeah, mother nature, what's wrong with you? You having
hot flashes and bipolar af I guess I get so
you like my cocktail shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I look like I should be mixing drinks on a
beach somewhere.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I would say, go to kan Kun.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, I've got more stuff to do, so that'll have
to come later.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
You look like the general manager at the Tampa Jimmy
Buffett's Margaritaville.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Dude. Just by the shirt alone.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Also, that shirt kind.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Of reminds me of somebody that would be at a
bowling alley, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At the bar. Yeah yeah, oh man, Just my shirt
just tells such a story.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
It does.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, today's Friday and we're celebrating. Yes, tell a Lie Day.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh yeah, that's every day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
With the liar liar clip at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your mama would whoop your You've told a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, and I told when I was little.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But there's a lot of people really good at it,
and you'll find most of them in.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Politics, Yes, in Washington, DC or in office.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Those guys have practiced on it for a really long time.
And as we know, practice makes perfect.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
How do you know a politician is lying their lips?
Speaker 10 (04:18):
Are?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's right? It is World Rat Day? What nah? You
dirty rat street? All of us around here remember the
great rat infestation, a couple of thanksgivings, Ago gave a
week takes us a whole week off.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I thought it was one little baby mouse. I named
him van Halen.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I wished him well. No, no, I went into the
kitchen and there was one up on the counter that
was as big as my legs, like the creamer. I guess.
So it is National Walk to Work Day. Well, somebody
should have told me before I got my truck dog
up here. I still wouldn't have done it. I'm going
to walk to work all the way from Frisco. I
got a fancy Sorry, there you go. Both of you
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hug a newsperson day. Okay, go to Channel eleven and
bring back Karen Boyder. Oh yeah, good your radio daddy
a big hug.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I'm gonna send out a hug to Page Ellenberger on
Fox four.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You like her, well, she's way too young for me,
but she is absolutely beautiful in talent.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I'm going to go with a national rather than local data.
Mir So cute.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Makes you grind in your chair, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
What I do in this chair is none of your
I know, but.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We can sell the cushion later on.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Both years stop it's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's the kind of day.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay. Today is national day of silence that would make
it impossible for us to do the Joe. That's right,
Cloud be quiet anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We'll play some dead air a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yes, it's Jeep four by four Day. The day was
first observed in twenty sixteen in honor of the seventy
fifth anniversary of the first jeeps, which started being made
in nineteen forty one, were used in World War Two.
The event takes place on the fourth day of the
fourth month, in reference to four by four, which means
four wheel dry. Now, it's four four National Vitamin C Day.
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Stuck down a little orange juice before you leave the
house if you're hungry at lunch. Today it's Ramen Noodle
Days for every guy who has ever been a bachelor
at one time lived on those little packages of ramen noodles.
And there's restaurants that serve them with all kinds of
meat and veggies.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, they do, and they're good at it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And speaking of food, it's national called on Blue Day Love.
The most popular is chicken cord on blue, which is
made with chicken cutlets, cooked ham, Swiss cheese, red crumbs
and spices top. It's usually topped with a rich cream
sauce spiked with a hint of Dijon mustard. It's delicious.
Now I'm hungry again.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Turned on.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Now, Well, don't rub yourself while the doing the face. Well,
you can find a way if you really want to. Okay,
So Sports of all sorts is coming up, and uh
we got another bizarre, freaking fool file. But then again
aren't they all?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And choose your.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
No, not choose your news, to choose your tickets. It's
take your ticket time at seven Dickey.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes, plus Randy Feltface is going to be on the
show today. Hi, this is gonna be a bizarre show.
So I guess we better danced you. It sounded like
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he had a hole in his neck there, Dallas. What
was classic rocke lone star ninety two five? Look at
the time at six thirty times vers Sports.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
All brought to you by the will Hide Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to will Hide Winds dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I'm sure not getting tired of play in this all time.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Hell yeah, yeah, Dowd and now stars won again.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Y'all Jay gotten You're made twenty eight says and The
Dallas Stars beat the Nashville Predators five to one last night.
For there are seventh straight bigh The Stars of Nikael Granlin,
Mason Marshmont, Rope Hints, and defenseman Leon Baschell scored for Dallas.
The Stars are second in the NHL behind Western Conference
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and Central Division rival win A Pig. You know those Jets,
Oh yeah, that's okay, they're going to be part of
our fifty first state YEA. Stars captain Jamie Ben sat
out with coach beat de Boor, saying that before the
game it was for maintenance, So I think Jimmy might
be a little banged up. Stuck on three ninety nine
(08:46):
career goals for nearly a month, he played let's say,
three hundred and seventy one consecutive games and before being out.
Now that is iron man hot.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Dallas built on his perfect four game road trip in
the first of five home games in a six game span.
The Stars hosts Pittsburgh tomorrow, dinner at Minnesota on Sunday.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
A multi sport facility could be coming to Forny soon,
as the city announced a partnership with Your Dallas Stars.
The proposed Stars branded multi sport complex would be built
to assess the recreational needs of the growing residential population
of Fornee. It could feature multiple volleyball, basketball and pickleball courts,
a sports clinic, a restaurant, and even an ice skating rink. Now,
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while this facility sounds like it'd be a lot of
fun to use, it's not across the finish line just yet.
The City of Forney said it has to conduct a
comprehensive feasibility study to learn whether or not this is
possible and what kind of complex would best.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Suit the community of Forny.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
So stay tuned and we'll let you know if and
when this sports complex becomes a reality in Forny. Mayor
Jason Robertson expressed his excitement for the idea.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Though, Okay, and even people in Forny call it horny Forny, Yes, with.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Horny foreign kind of like sexy Saxy.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
You see those cars weaving out on Highway eighty and Fourny.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You know what's going on.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It looks more Speaking of the NNHL, it looks more
and more likely that Washington Capital's forward Alex Ovechkin will
break Wayne Gretzky's scoring record this season.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, Wow, only got like three games.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, Olvechkin just scored number eight hundred and ninety two
career goal in a loss to the Blue Jackets Wednesday night.
That puts him three just three goals away from the
Gretzky line. If Ovechkin keeps up his season and career
scoring average, he's on pace to break the record. April thirteenth,
during a home game against the Blue Jackets.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yes, it's a home game for it.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Another Blue Jackets game there. If you never watch hockey
but you want to watch sports history unfold, you're in luck.
ESPN is going to broadcast most of Ovechkin's performances for
the rest of the season. And here's a fun little
kink to it all. When Ovechkin breaks the record, and
we think that he will, Yesdephine, NHL planned a special
on ice ceremony that's in the last about seven minutes
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to honor his achievement.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well yeah, yeah, Well, the Dallas Mavericks are in LA
and I to play the Clippers. Then the two teams
play again tomorrow in a back to back. Now. Mavericks
guard Kyrie Irving was named Wednesday as one of the
sixth finalists of the season's NBA Sportsmanship Award Kyrie named
Joe Dummers Trophy is what it's called the award which
(11:26):
Dummers was Dumbash. Got that dumb Ash Award. He was
the inaugural winner of two thousand when he played for Detroit.
He is presented to the player who best represents the
ideals of sportsmanship on the court. It's also an award
MAVs coach Jason Kidd won as a player with the
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MAVs in the twenty eleven twenty twelve season and with
the New York Knicks in the twenty twelve twenty thirteen campaign.
After beating Atlanta, along with tenth seeded Sacramento losing to
Washington on Wednesday, the mass are one and a half
games ahead of the Sacramento Kings in the battle for
the number nine seed, who will host a playing game
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on April sixteenth against the number ten seed. I know
that's a lot processed, but we're just letting you know
what's going to have to happen to get the maverage
into the postseason. We're all crossing our fingers and thinking
happy thoughts.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
What a difference in year makes though last year we
went all the way to the finals. Right hey, college
hoops fans, get ready, It's Final four weekend. Tomorrow, Auburn
faces Florida at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Tip Off
is at five oh nine, and then right afterwards the
Houston Cougars take on Duke. Tip Off for that game
will be around seven forty nine. Which two teams will
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make it to the College Basketball Championship game Monday night?
Well we'll find out tomorrow night. Now this morning, we
do know who the NIT champion is. Chattanooga won the
twenty twenty five NIT Championship, completing at Cinderella Story and
upsetting number one seed you see, Irvine eighty five to
eighty four in overtime. The victory marks the Monks first
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NIT title in times of program record for most wins
in a season.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
In other sports news.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
This week, the Life High School Waxahatchie girls soccer team
secured it's ticket to the state soccer semi finals. On Tuesday,
the Lady Mustangs beat the Stevenville Yellowjackets one to nothing,
keeping their undefeated season intact at twenty seven and nothing.
This Mark's girls a significant milestone for the Lady Stangs
who are on the verge of capturing the school's first
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ever state championship title. Throughout the season, they have dominated
their competitors, outscoring opponents by an astonishing one hundred and
fifty two to six. Dame head coach Chase Bishop says
the team's relentless pursuit of excellence and teamwork has been
evident at every turn. The Lady Mustangs are set to
face the Salina Bobcats in the state semifinals this afternoon
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at Saxey High School Stadium. That game is going to
kick off at five thirty, So let's go Mustang.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You mean sex is saxy?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yes, sexy and we got Texas that's right.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well Texas Rangers opening day game.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, that was a disappointment to us, and we really
had our spirits high. We had a belly full of
their food and whatnot. But ever since that game, the
Rangers have been on an upswing this new season. The
Texas Rangers open up a three game home stand against
Tampa Bay this evening at seven five. Then the games
are tomorrow at six oh five and early Sunday at
one thirty five in the afternoon. It might be a
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little bit too early to make the claim that they've
got this, you know, big bad momentum going on, but
we certainly are rooting them on. Follow your Texas Rangers,
for sure. Let's see how the weekend goes before we
all get a little bit too confident. Afterwards, Texas heads
to Chicago after the weekend to begin a three game
run against the Cubs on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Okay, now, let's just speak of baseball. Here's a bizarre
sports story that you might have missed. On March twenty third,
Aiden Huff was pitching for the North Carolina Tar Heels
and was sitting on a ten to nothing lead over
Boston College and a complete game shutout was on the line.
With just one out to go, Huff walked better who
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was on first when Boston College first baseman Nick Wang.
I'm sure he's heard every joke about his name from
his teammate. Well, Wang hit a line drive towards the
first base side of the infield That batted ball ended
up hitting the runner on first, which meant the runner
was called out and the game was over. However, Wang's
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at bet was considered a hit, which ended up costing Huff.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
His no hit.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Just the last player on the nail. Oh, how dish
of poiging? He hit and he's still walking? Thin it? Okay? Alright,
freaking full file next on the Bow and Them shows
Dallas for Words, Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
(16:00):
It is six forty five and time for the freaking
full fign. A twenty five year old man in China
wound up in the emergency room with a collapsed lung
after straining himself while singing karaoke at a friend's birthday party. Damn, now,
I remember doing a story like this a few years
ago on the Freaking Fool File. So I checked to
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see if it was recycled, and no, this is a
different one. Wow. The man known as Wang, there's another whang.
Go ahead and laugh. He attended a friend's birthday party
and decided to show off his singing style by singing
a song called New Drunken Concubine. It's Chinese song famous
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for the high pitched tones that it demands.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, so it's a workout.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yes. When he reached the highest pitch part of the song,
he really gave it as all, only to feel a
sharp pain in his chest, which made him cut his
act short. Now the pain was bearable, though, so he
didn't pay much attention to it until the next day
when he woke up and found he could hardly breathe damn.
So he went to the hospital, where an X ray
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showed that he had suffered a potentially life threatening condition
where air bubbles formed between the lung and the chest
wall or that could kill you a great yard dead, Yeah, embolism.
Doctors told him that when he strained himself to reach
the high notes, he used so much force that air
sacks and his right lung burst, causing air pockets to
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form in the chest cavity and gradually compressed his lung
to fifty percent of its normal volume. Holy Wang needed
to undergo a balectomy of an invasive procedure to remove
the air build up in his chest cavity. Luckily, he
made a full recovery and was discharged after recovering for
a couple of days. I wonder how long it's going
to take him before he sings again.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Who knew karaoke bars were so dangerous? Well, this was
This was just at a friend's birthday party. But I've
never heard new drunken concubine. But apparently it's so we'll.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Have to look it up.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
You go, all right, let's travel to Florida. Florida man
is under arrest for taking a cyber truck for a
test drive and.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Then not giving it back.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
It was a crime with a low percentage of success
since he had to leave his driver's license at the
dealership to take the vehicle out.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Dexter Smith and.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Went to a Tesla dealership in Tampa last week and
he met with a salesperson about test driving a cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
He handed over.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
His real ID and signed an agreement to bring the
vehicle back in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Then he never returned.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Salesperson tried calling him at the number that he had left,
but it wasn't a real phone number, so he left
a fake number but his real ID. Later, a salesperson
was able to use geolocation tracking to locate the cyber
truck and a home depot parking lot call police. A
salesperson recovered the truck brought it back to the dealership,
but then get this, A couple of days later, mister
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Smith then returned to the dealership so that he could
get some of his belongings that he left in the
truck along with his driver's license that he left at
the dealership after stealing.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh, I forgot to get something.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Yeah, probably not the smartest move on his part. Police
arrived a short while later and arrested him for grand theft.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And his name was Smithen. Smithen. There was a stupid
thing to do Smith, boil some coffee, Smithen.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Police in Nevada rated a home near Las Vegas on Wednesday,
and this really breaks my heart. Seized seven live tigers.
Oh dang, the homeowner claimed were emotional support cast.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh yeah, yeah. Put one in your lap and stroke
it while you watch.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You can't do that.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
I used to be a tour guide at the Tiger
Rescue in Bridgeport. Got to get down on the floor
and play with a baby white tiger. A little baby
white tiger will hit you like a car.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Their pauser huoo, and they are so strong. Deputies executed
a search warrant at the property. Carl Mitchell took these
poor tigers out. They were being kept without a permit.
Mitchell was initially cooperative, but then got into a fistfight
with a deputy and they cuffed and stuffed his ass.
Of course they did. Police say they weren't even gonna
arrest him until he attacked one of the cops. Yeah,
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that'll do it now. He had owned the tigers at
the property for seven years. He says that six of
the seven were given to him by the tiger.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
King Oh Jo Jo exactly.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
He claims he wasn't required to have a special permit
because he was allowed to keep them his emotional support pets.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, no much, you can't.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
They will eat you. They will kill you if they're
just trying to hug you. They can kill you just
trying to hug you.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
No.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
Neighbors told police they would sometimes see him out on
walks around the neighborhood with these tigers without a leash.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
For Christ's sake, Oh, that would be so scary.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Oh yeah, God, what a dumb ass. And that's a
good way to get the animals shot. Police worked with
animal services to sedate these tigers and remove them. Say
they were all transported to an out of state animal sanctuary.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who walks tigers without a leash? Oh they're trained. Don't worry,
you won't get bittern.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I can imagine the videos on the next door Appack.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, brace yourself. I'm gonna tell you about a guy
named Troy Casey. He has received a steady stream of
press you know what's coming for his unorthodox wellness regiment,
which includes the daily practice of drinking his own peat.
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The former model and the author of Ripped at fifty,
A Journey to Self Love, Casey has been drinking his
own piss for years and said he's never felt better.
That may be true, but good luck trying to get
a woman to kiss you once she smells your pee
breath right, Urine has stem cells, amino acids, and antibodies.
You know what's wrong with you as soon as you
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drink your morning pee, he says, Well, I guess I'll
never know because I ain't drinking the morning considered waste. Yes, yes,
but he swears it makes him fit as a fiddle.
After an unsuccessful round of chemo, Casey claims to have
healed himself of testicular cancer through urine looping, which is
the practice of drinking only your own whiz for a
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designated period.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Does he use his wang as a straw?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I don't know if that would work, or you could
just aim and press. You push real hard.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
And hope it goes In your maverse section, on the Urethroat.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Casey, who goes by the name the Certified health Nut,
previously made headlines for sunning his anus. Yes, he goes
to a beach, takes off his swimsuit, lays down, spreads
his butt cheeks, and suns his anus. What happens if
you butthole gets a sunburn? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
That hurt. Yeah, hurt worse than the hospin.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I guess you'd rather have it red and swollen than
dark brown bleach it.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh yeah, star stupid? Yeah, I mean, how many people
are gonna see your anus? What do you want to believe?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Not?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
If you're a whole, then maybe you want to to
make sure nobody knows e give me my money back.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It's coffee talk on the Bow and Them show.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It is talk.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hey coming up next hour. Pick your ticket.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
You choose between a family four pack of tickets to
see the Arlington Renegades this Sunday. They're going to take
on the Houston rough Next kickoff is eleven am Sunday,
Or you can pick a family four pack of tickets
to see the John Lennon documentary One to One in imax.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Bow has a fun way for you to win.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
We'll do that around seven fifty here on the Bow
and them show on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh the ash its ficking in. Man, Wow, my hands
have trail?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Are we parked right now?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I feel like a movie anyway? Lone Star ninety two
to five. Okay, I got a couple of things for
you that I think you should hear.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
First of all, there's a new Naked Gun movie, Yeah,
starring Liam Neeson.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Oh, this is hysterical. Let me see the trailer.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The trailer is on our website.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I'll let you hear the audio of it. It's responding
to hotstage situation. Hey, little girl, stop with a little
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girl schucking on a lollipop and she goes into the bank, little.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
One, you're ass Who are you?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Frank Dreben?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Please squad?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Okay, here's here's one of the funny parts where each
of the kids of the people that are deceased from
that movie.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
From the original Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes, here you go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
The new version. Hy Daddy, It's me Frank Junior.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Love you, hey dad.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And this guy's looking at a picture of O. J.
Simpson and he goes, oh, it's fun.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
When Liam Neeson takes off the mask because he's the
little girl like in a school uniform. And then he
takes off the mask and he stands up. Oh my god,
it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, that's pretty damn Yeah. Okay, No, I got this
for somebody who listens in Canada. His name is Chris Marshaan.
He listens on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Okay, hello Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I didn't know we'd get up into our future fifty
for that's not even a funny joke anymore. No, no,
that's not gonna happen because they hate us for this.
But he sent me a song that I think you
should hear. It's called how much dumb can one Brain Hold?
And you know who it's directed at.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
It's from Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's from Canada. Here you go, well, how much.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
Dumb can one brain hold?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Asc your leader?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
He's going bole fifty on Mabel and Steel. Then blame
the job loss on the deal. Hey, neighbor, you slap
the tax. Now you're watching markets cracking. Your fridge is bear,
your shelves are thin. Guess you should have let the
Canucks in.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You need Canada more than we we need you.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
From auto parts to sham food too.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We grow your wheat, We pumped your gas.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
We even give.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Your hockey teams class.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
So before you slap that next big toe, ask how much.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Dumb one bringing hole?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
You're washing machines now costs more Your Harley's part can't
tour the shore. Midwest farms are feeling the pinch while
we eat footine and don't even flinch. You tax our wood,
we on and shrugs. Then send more maple and a
smug old jugs. You tax our dairy. We sell to
the Brits while your.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Farmers cry and tariff pits.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
You need Canada, Lord, and we need you. We've got
oil tech and a sky soul blue our bacon's back.
Our fear is cold, and we're blake, but we're feeling bolts.
Next time you tweet from your toilet throne, ask how
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much dumb one bringing on? So bless your heart and
your fragile pride.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Your tariffs heard your own side.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
He'll wave our flag red and whiten free and build.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Our future sands your feet because history shows and the
records say, tarriffs make the dumb.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, that is from Chris and Montreal, Canada.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I don't think Canada is very happy.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, I don't think they are either.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
But wait, I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I've got Trump and Vladimir Putin singing the Spice Girl.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
You do not.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I am not Joe. Get out. It's handing up on
the ball in the job. Well, if you didn't get
pissed off at that last segment, maybe you will now.
Really I found this myself. Oh yes I did.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
You're just trying to push all the damn boundaries today,
aren't you.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
He just thinks funny. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Funny is funny, and you don't cut funny.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Amen, And some of you still get mad, even though
you're probably gonna lose a lot of money for voting
the way you did.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
But you'll never be bored.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
This is Trump and Putin singing the Spice Girls.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Now imagine them dressed as a spicy girl.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, here you go. I'll tell you what to walk
what I really really want.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
So tell me what do you want with you really want?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I tell you what to want what I really really want.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Don't tell me what do you walk with you really
really want?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I want to I
really really really really want to be a dictator, rampant corruption,
persistent lies.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Crimes against your men, enemy is off meantime.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Hope you're a supreme leader till the end of time.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
If you would bout me, then say goodbye, and it
would want whatever really.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Really want, So tell me what you want, what you
really really want.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I want to, I want to, I want to, I
want to, I want to really really really want the
uss on. If you want to be a dictator, you
want to get with my friends, stay in paraple and
he it don't.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Let nether and if you want to be a dictator,
crush your hands and knees.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
They're mainly my old people.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
But that's the way it is is, so we're doing
about that.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's the yard of the steel.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Promote conspiracies, say therefore weel say therefore repressive governance. I'll
give it a try.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Just throw him in the new lady if they don't comply.
So he's a story from pits. If you want to
rule like me of eplis and people, if we got
changing thing like Atick wins that Kim John.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Hill hedsly real easy heisman baby and ask.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
For me how you'll say, clean your fist down here.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
If you ought to be a dictator.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay, not it's a joke. Okay, it's a damn joke.
While listening to them after Garver again, soul No, I
just don't give a rats ass. You take one for
the country, that's right.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Please don't ever change.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay, Time now for the educational part of the show.
It's time for a did you know? Did you know?
There is absolutely no historical evidence that Marie Antoinette said
let them eat cake or anything even close to it.
It was popularized as a rallying cry to inspire revolutionaries,
(31:42):
but scholars believe it was falsely credited to Marie Antoinette,
and then it spread as propaganda and rolls opposition to
the monarchy.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
So it was fake news even back then.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yes it was. Did you know there's a shortman complex
named after Napoleon Bonaparte, But he wasn't really all that short.
He was about five feet six, which was average height
at that time in France, although he was shorter than
the other elite soldiers, aristocrats and high officials that he
met with, and he always kept his hand in his pocket.
(32:12):
I think you're just rubbing his nipple. Did you know
Erosmith made more money in royalties off the video game
Guitar Hero Aerosmith than they made from any of their
actual alcohol. Yes, yes, Shunk Son Clay used to play
that all the time. The song killing Me Softly with
(32:36):
His Song was written about Don McLean. The woman who
wrote the song was named Laurie Lieberman. She heard McLean's
song Empty Chairs and was so inspired by it that
she felt like McLean was killing it her softly with
the song interesting and then port late great. You know
she had to go and die. Did you know, according
(32:59):
to a study by mit Oh God, I'm gonna try this,
the toughest tongue twister in the world is pad kid
poured curd pulled cod. Now, if you say that pretty
fast you had, your lips will beat you.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Did you know you pass gas fourteen to twenty three
times every day? No way, Well, you won't admit it
because you're a woman. We're proud. That's right, that's it.
Did you know there's only one country in the world
where McDonald's serves the mcgrib all year long.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Where is that?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Germany?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes? Yes? Did you know Margaritaville was originally supposed to
be recorded by Elvis Presley. According to Jimmy Buffett, Elvis
declined the offer to record the song, so Jimmy Buffett
recorded the song. Elvis ended up dying the same year.
The song was released nineteen seventy seven, and speaking of Martiniaville,
(34:01):
Jimmy Buffett said he wrote the song in about five
minutes after visiting a Mexican restaurant in Austin. No kidd,
and now you know, doubts what was classic rock lone
star ninety two to five coming up? We're gonna let
you pick your ticket between tickets see the new John
Lennon movie or the Arlington Rennegades this Sunday against the
(34:24):
Houston Roughnecks. See I actually did it right. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
About to upset them.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh. Also, Randy Feltface is going to join us next hour.
But I got to play this for you. I got
this call a little while ago. Yeah, this bowl. Hey,
here's your buddy from Vegas.
Speaker 10 (34:40):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Then in my wife met you in Randy out in Vegas. God,
that was years and that was like over twenty something
years ago. They had a long time ago. It was
I do remember that we were hanging out with our buddy,
the amazing Jonathan and he passed away and made me
really sad.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Yeah, yeah, you played the song they called the Burrito song.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's my nephew.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Is it Creep Fisher?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
He's my nephew.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh wow, we love that.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, he's a He did a whole album, the whole
album of kids songs. Yeah, dislike that. And he donated
all that money he made off that album to Saint
Jude's Hospital. Well, yesterday was National Burrito Day and Anna's
the one that found the song. I didn't know that
was your nephew.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
And I love that he donated the proceeds to Saint
Jude's Hospital.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
That's incredible.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Yeah, my wife heard it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
She called me. She said, I just heard Cream ninety
two five. I could do what. Well, I didn't know
that's your nephew. You come from a good family.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Well, you tell him we loved the song.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I did. I talked to him last night. We actually
heard a show over in Fort Smith, Arkansas right now,
So I played in the first part of the podcast yesterday.
We're good. Tell him, We said hi, and way to go. Hey,
I will you'll take care of yourselves over there, and
we still this. You turn your every day man, we
love you guys, well, thank you, we love you back.
I ah man, Yeah, Creed Fisher in that I started
(36:10):
fun with Music Day with the Burritos song because it
was national Burrito.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
What a small world, isn't that.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I've been listening to Creed Fisher's music. I'm kind of
a country fan.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
He has a song called The Way That I Am
and it's been coming up in my music playlist.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Well, I love that he's donating the money to Saint
Jude's Hospital.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Speaking of coming up, there's a lot of things coming
up this weekend, just like there always is, So let's
check it out. It's time for Hey what what?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I'm so glad you as there is.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Lots and lots and lots going on this weekend. But
packed that umbrella because you just might need it. It's
a good weekend for sports fans. At Texas Rangers back
home for a three game series against Tampa Bay this weekend.
Game one tonight at Globeli Field, first pitch at No.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Five.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Tomorrow they're gonna play at six oh five, and then
on Sunday, the first pitch will be at one thirty
five in the afternoon. Dallas Stars on the ice at
the American Airline Center Tomorrow. They're gonna face the Pittsburgh
Penguins Putt drops it too tomorrow afternoon, and then on Sunday,
the Arlington Renegades will take on the Houston Roughnecks and
ufl Action at Chalk Toss Stadium in Arlington.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Kicked off for that game is at eleven am Sunday.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Opening weekend for the Frisco Roughriders at Riders Field, the
rough Riders take on the Corpus Christy Hooks this weekend.
Of course, you're gonna want to keep an eye on
the sky just in case, because unlike Globelive Field, Riders
Field does not have a root. Of course, a lot
of sports bars around DFW having college hoops watch parties
tomorrow to see who will end up making it to
(37:45):
the championship game Monday night. Scarborough Renaissance Festival kicks off
this weekend and walks Ahatchie and runs through Memorial Day. Okay,
live music to check out Tonight at Arlington Music Hall,
it's Ray Wiley Hobbard Wow and then tomorrow tomorrow the
Kingston Trio plays there at two pm. The Deaf Leopard
Tribute band def Legend plays there tomorrow night at the
(38:07):
Majestic Theater in Dallas. Tonight, Staying Alive One Night of
the Beg's at the Granada Theater in Dallas Tonight, and
we have benefit concert for Lake Highlands featuring Jacko Pierce
and at Legacy Hall and Plaino Tonight you can see
the Great Sammy Kershaw in concert. If you're into red
dirt country, head out to Billy Bob's this weekend. Shane
(38:27):
Smith and the Saints out of Austin play tonight and
tomorrow night Chalk Tak Casino in Resort you can see
country singer Sturgel Simpson, Johnny Blue Skies, and then on Sunday,
country star Jason Isbel plays Chalk Taw for those who
love Merengue Tonight at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory,
the Royalty of Merengue, Elvis Crespo and the Great Oilgadani
(38:51):
and I love her. What's maringay It's a type of music,
Latin music.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Yeah, easy to dance too.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
And Sunday at the Bomb Factory in Deep Elm, North,
Texas's own Saint Vincent in tuls went.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
To high school with my daughter rare Yeah, Danny Clark Comedy.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
This weekend Randy Felt Base is at the Addison improv
at Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth, Comedian in Carolina, Rhea.
And at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tomorrow night it's
comedian Michael Blaustein and then on Sunday, Josh Johnson takes
the stage. The musical Waitress is still playing at at
and T Performing Arts Center, Bass Performance Hall in Fort
(39:31):
Worth in the David Studio Dixie's Tupperware Party, which shows
today through Sunday. This is a viral sensation if you
love ballet Tonight at the Music Hall at fair Park,
swan Lake for the kids this weekend. Disney On is
at Dicky's Arena in fort Worth tonight through Sunday and
weather permitting tomorrow at Ferris Wheeler's Backyard and Barbecue in
(39:53):
Dallas the Dallas Margarita Festival. And that is just some
of what is going on this weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Lead my shift out of this. Oh wait, I don't
have a sister. Dallas Bar's Classic Round lone Star ninety
two to five bore you guys in for retreat. Randy
Felt Faith is gonna join us here. Yes, he's getting ready.
But now let's give away a chance for you to
pick your ticket. You can pick between tickets to see
(40:27):
the new John Lennon movie one to one or your
ar legs and Rettigade the Defending Champions.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Boy, that's right, and it's family four packs, Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
For both for each of these.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Now, what are we gonna do to give away?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Bo, what We're going to play mystery voices? Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:45):
How many voices are there?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
There are two mystery voices? Okay, two famous actors that
have birthdays today.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Good hints.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
One one turns eighty one and the other one turns sixty. Okay,
thank your hints. This shouldn't be too difficult. I'm trying
to take it easy on you. Okay, name me these
two famous actors who are our mystery voice.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well? For real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Tad?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Look at you too? I don't know. I don't know
why I was so nervous about this. Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've been thinking about this recently.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
If I could talk back to that seventeen year old
who was doing regional theater in Rochester I would say,
guess what, it's going to go pretty well, and it
never will get better than it is right now.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
As a matter of fact, Frank Kelly Endo did a
voice of that.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That one was easy, But I'm trying to figure out
who the other voice is. Can you play it again?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Of course I'll play. Here you go.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well? For real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Tad?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Look at you too? I don't know. I don't know
why I was so nervous about this. Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I've been thinking about this recently.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
If I could talk back to that seventeen year old
who was doing regional theater in Rochester, I would say,
guess what, it's going to go pretty well, and it
never will get better than it is right now.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You got the second one. That's pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
That one was easy, But that first.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Voice, well if he was on a sitcom that ran
for a while, okay, And I'm sure a lot.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Of you watched it, especially sports fans.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, especially Oh now you're trying to give it away,
aren't you? All right? Two? One four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine five? Just to show
you what a hell of a guy I am. I'm
gonna play him one more time. All right, thank you, Bob. Okay,
hold on, here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
What is this a gag? But you two aren't getting
along this well for real? Are you?
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Look at you too?
Speaker 10 (42:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I don't know why I was so nervous about this.
Anybody want another chop?
Speaker 11 (42:52):
I've been thinking about this recently. If I could talk
back to that seventeen year old who was doing regional
theater in Rochester, I would say, guess what, it's gonna
go pretty well, and it never will get better than
it is right now.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay. One of them is in the Marvel Universe, the
first one. First one was in the movie Poultry Guys. Yeah, Yes, Yes, and.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
A very popular TV show sports fans like bon them show,
tell me who are our mystery voices?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh gosh, I've only got one. That's Craig t Nel,
Greg T. Nelson is one that What's what's the other one?
The other one? Frank Caliendo did an impression of him
here on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yes, from the Marvel Universe.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
God, George W.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Bush, I don't know, Yes, it was me, I'll promise
Bone then show. Who are our mystery voices? Come on? Yes,
Craig T. Nelson is eighty one today, Robert Downey you
(44:00):
you're in sixty y love him? That was good. Boh okay,
who is this? By the way, This is Matt from Prawford,
Matt from Prosper Okay, well, Matt from Prosper. Which tickets
do you want? You want the John Lennon movie tickets
or you want the Arlington Renegade tickets?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Arlington Renegade.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
All right, so we'll see us Sunday. There, Hang on
just a minute. We got to get some information from you, okay,
all right, don't go away, don't go away. Oh boy,
it's gonna be fun, rare and be felt faced coming up, nickt.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Hey next hour, another chance for you to win.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
We'll open up the lone star ticket window and give
away those John Lennon one to one tickets. We're gonna
do that around eight forty, But right now we want
to send out some love to the will Height Law
Firm injury lawyers.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
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As you know, they sponsor sports of all sorts and
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owner ready to be part of the lone Star team.
Email us Bow at lone Star ninety two five dot
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Big thanks once again to the Will Height Law Firm
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