Prison Becky, Trampoline Parks UNSAFE? 4.10.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy seven, Episode
three up. Daily Sight Guys are podcast where we take
a deep dive into American's share consciousness and say officially
off the top coke industry. It's Wednesday, April two thousand nineteen.
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Sugar Sugar. Oh Jack O'Brien,

(00:21):
you are my podcast host, and you got me wanting
you us courtesy of Hannah saul Tis. That song, by
the way, Sugar Sugar was the number one song in
America the year that Give Me Shelter came out during
the Vietnam so you always here in movies when they

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show the Vietnam more Gimme Shelter. It was actually that
song that that they should be playing that was on
people's mind. Anyways, I'm through the features always by my
co host, Mr Miles Grag. I'm the definition of half black,
half drugs. Ask Doug site gang. That's what's up after

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books Crushed Paws, after us hot takes me ain't laughing much.
I said, we ain't grow when no hair. We ain't
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Life remix bald Boys for Life for us with the
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there we go. Okay, that's all right. That's just off
the top off the dug off, the bald dung. What
we're throwed to be joined in our third beat by
the hilarious end up comedian Liddy Lidia Popovich Liddy, No

(01:46):
no wraps, no, no, no nonsensible nitty lydia. I only
have one. I don't know if I talked about this
last time. This is what happens when you're an older woman.
Your brain just falls the ship. Uh, litigations, litigation. If
I were to be a lawyer and a rapper or

(02:08):
just a very law of lighting rapper, catch these litigations
or like the most aggressive lawyer ever you have like
a wrestler name, I'm also that's actually probably more realistic
because I am very about my business and I love
I love a confrontation and you change your name legally

(02:29):
squired yeah with me, but like it. I just think
it's hilarious that like you're are they fans? What do
you call people to listen to? It's fans, right, but
we call the Za gang. Say. Everybody has a cute
little names, but these people have no time, like they're
just like thinking all weekly. I don't know, it's weird
because everyone has like serious jobs to get at all.

(02:50):
We got we got people doing everything. We have people
working on biology, you know, sustainable beef, cattle stuff, Butcher's
I mean some particles, some smart people to the New
York Times cross Ward puzzle in the morning. And we
just happen to have some smart fans who do kids
for us. I mean I didn't say they were smart.

(03:11):
Guys have so boring as because yeah, I'm not playing.
I'm sure there's very smart people. I am. I am
a moderately smart person, so I think you're more I
give yourself more credit. Well, Lydia, we're going to get

(03:31):
to know you a little bit better, intimate and judge
for ourselves how moderately smart you are you. But first,
just a couple of things we're talking about today. Uh,
we are going to give you the least surprising update
on trampoline parks that I've ever heard. We're going to
talk about that article from a few days ago that

(03:54):
got just the terrible ratios on Twitter, like more comments
than likes, just to hell yeah about how she never
hires anybody who doesn't send a thank you note. Yeah,
we're gonna talk about Canadas. I got I got words
for those two bil han Omar. We're gonna talk William
barr Uh. Not all of our stories will rhyme though,

(04:18):
uh and Little nos X being number one, the rebirth
of Subway uh and and Becky and her incarcerated future.
But first Lydia, we like to ask our guests, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are or where you are? I had to literally
google how do you find your Google search history? Because

(04:40):
I am not a very like tech sappy person. I
don't And I found out that I don't Google anything,
but I look at maps a lot because I am
a constantly lost bitch. Like it's just like maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps,
and the it was like, how do you find search history?
And it's like maps, maps, maps, maps, maps. It was
like roque fruit made with sheep's milk, maps maps exactly.

(05:05):
And that's pretty much it. When you say maps you're
not You're not writing in an actual location. You're just
typing maps into the Google Search. And yeah, I do
that a lot. I do that a lot. Google's the
platform Google. I called it Google's by the way, didn't
catch that confuses me. I've been known to Google Google
like I just I'm yeah, I'm a slow slowly. Did

(05:26):
you move down to l A recently? Four years? Four
years ago? So it's still early, Like I'm still heavy
on the ways. Well, for me, it's it's mostly I'm
looking at traffic to be to be very honest, That's
what I'm obsessed with, Like, Okay, where am I in? Now?
How long does it technically take to get there? Now?
What's the time that I want to leave? What are
the traffic predictions? What should I do? Surface? I'm I'm

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always just trying to find them obsessive backroads. So I'm
really trying to find like wig. Yeah, oh, so are
you like mapping it out yourself? You're like I could
go this, yeah. Like I look at their suggestion and
the I'm like, do they really know what's going on?
Because they present you an al like a suggestion based
on an algorithm that the most people are going at
that time. So that's how like when you go down
like Houser, for example, like if you're coming from Culver

(06:09):
City into Hollywood and you'll notice everyone in their grandmama
was waiting in line to turn left on Houser. But
if you just pop up two more blocks to Rodondo,
player you in there, you make it left on Rodondo,
you cruise all the way up and you skip that stuff.
So that's what I do. You gotta the maps are
a suggestion, but I'm trying to find my own way,
So you're using the algorithms to like just sort of
augment your own abilities. You gotta read sometimes because especially

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if you see like three cars making a random left turn,
you know, and you're there, they're on the same train. Yeah, exactly,
And listen, I one of my my first grown up
jobs after college was being a beer and burrito delivery
driver in San Francisco. So you better believe I take
my shortcut series right right. I was gonna say, like,
when you're living in the area, were you that depending

(06:54):
on maps or was it already main main framed? And
it was pretty mainframed. And also that was a time
when like that didn't exist. It was like you had
to print out like you had to print that ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
Like let me take him. When you're like delivering food,
you don't like you can't be like using akay bandwidth,
you know what I mean. They like print out those
orders and get on the road. They would deliver beer too. Wow.

(07:14):
One of the first This is like so pre Postmates.
This is like the early two thousand, two thousand one
called Cosmo. Yeah, like they barely they had online orders
that came in, but you could call them up and
be like, hey, I want a burrito and don't want
a six pack of Bohemia, and you'd be like, word,
we got you, but don't talk about the six pack
Like there was like like like you're cool. It wasn't

(07:36):
something more advertised. But if you ordered from there, you knew,
and then I would drop and be like, hey, by
the way, did you know, like we'll deliver six packs
like you know, so I would come through that business
is now out of business. I don't feel bad. Shout
outs to Botana in the year two thousand and one,
you know what I mean, it was a great job.
I appreciate them. I'm sure will remember that one what

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is something you think is overrated? Customizing your own drink
at Starbucks? Customization culture is just. And here's the thing,
it's a double edged sword. Like I get it. I
want everyone to have what they want. I want everyone
to be happy. But let's draw the line somewhere. If
I order something basic, I don't want you asking me
unnecessary questions. I should never be asked how many pumps

(08:18):
I wanted anything like that's not a question you ask
a lady. You know what I mean, Like, how many
pumps do you want it? I don't know, that's your job.
How many pumps do I need? How many pumps do
you usually put in? You know what I mean? Like?
Why is that my job to know? How many pumps
of vanilla make it sweet? That's your job. I've saying,
you know, if I want something complicated, any other questions.
But otherwise they have a very vast and wide menu.

(08:39):
I don't understand people taking up minute after minute after minute,
being like I need it to be a tall in
a large cup, but then I also want to shot
in a half, and I want coconut mouth, and I
want six pumps of this and then three and then
a sprinkle a macha and you know, and then can
you smile at me and shake it violently when you
hand it to me? Like I just I don't, I
don't know. Get your drinking, keep it moving. I don't.

(09:00):
I don't like it. That was my exact order, and
you were just making fun of me, right, I mean
I didn't all written on your Starbucks? Are you always
going to be here? So it was like I didn't
want to have a confrontation, but I also wanted to
make a point because you got litigation in the build,
you got time today. I was gonna say, I get
fucking I remember, you know, just being like a p

(09:21):
a and ship eating ship and you would have to
go do coffee orders and you're like, are you fucking
with me? With all this ship? You're telling yeah in
a way, and I and again I get especially like
if you have some kind of lactose and taller or
something like that, of course you know you gotta do
you of course, so when you're being like I remember
somebody was like there's um, there's actually too much cocoa

(09:41):
powder on this and I was like, fam, like, I
don't know what you want me to do. You gave
me the list I went and got it and they
put it on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What am I
supposed to open up this cup and stick my pinky
nail into it and be like I'm sorry. Too much
cocoa powder? And also like if there are two? Man?
I remember, like people would ask me to like, oh, well,
when I got to a point where I could give

(10:02):
my coffee order to someone like oh do you want
that a certain way? And I'm like, just coffee black,
Let's get out of here, like just it's simple. I
want that shaken passion tee lemonade. Yeah, straight to the points.
Tell me, do you have a problem with that? I
don't know, man. I used to work at a coffee
shops as a teenager. Was one of my first baby
teen jobs. But there was a woman used to come

(10:23):
in and she worked at Bloomingdale's counter because it was
a mall kiosk, and she used to come in and
she would just be like power bitch walking up and
at the time, I was like fifteen, you know what
I mean, She's probably like twenty one on a good
day and too much megup, but I just still thought
she was fancy as ship. But she would just be
like I need esteemed o hundred and sixty degree and

(10:44):
I was like, do you bitch, you know how hot
that is? Burn off the entirety of your mouth. And
she'd be like, but is it one sixty? And I
was like do you have a thermometer in your pocket?
And the health department like is there a stake at
the bottom? Like why are we doing it? So I
think part of my hate for that comes from just
those years of talking to a very bossy lady who now,
with hindsight, I should have talked so much too. Oh

(11:05):
my god, I hadn't formed into like the mega confident
me yet, not at all. It was absolutely it was
probably a hundred sixty would injured the ship out of you,
crazy person. Yeah, but two boiling is too twelve, right, Yeah,

(11:26):
we're not talking you Celsius right, hundred fahrenheit right, so
boiling is to twelve. So just sixty degrees. I mean,
I don't like Steve. It's it's that's pretty hot because
I think the McDonald's woman, hers came out like it
to something I feel, yeah, did it? Yeah? Okay? Burn
Look Miles, I'm not a math. I'm not a math major.

(11:48):
I won sixty five sounds high to me. Yeah, I
love me too. I'm just just thinking. I'm like, let
me get let me just figure out. Her excuse was
that Blooming Dail's was on the other side of the
mall and she still wanted it hot by the time
she got to the makeup counter or wherever. Bullshit on
her she worked, right, what do you the boss of
blooming Nails? No? Oh yeah, So at the time, the
McDonald's coffee was kept between one so that was the

(12:10):
one that got the McDonald's lawsuits. So she was just
coming in just but imagine, like, imagine the hottest beverage
you ever got, and how disturbing it is to your
whole thing to be like you're like, oh great, I
will now just be shedding skin like the sip and

(12:31):
you already stopped being able to taste it by the
time it gets on your tongue because it's just burnt.
Steve burnt your mouth for you. You're like, oh, I
know this is burnt, really bad, but I can't feel it,
so that's good. What is something you think is underrated? Sandwiches? Okay,
you think they're underrated. I do, at least in Los
Angeles and maybe I don't know the right people, But

(12:52):
like and when I say sandwich, I mean like just
like a good old fashioned, dully sandwich, like like a
like a HOGI some might call it a Grinderson may
refer to that, not a panini, not a pressed Yeah,
you know what I mean, not a pressed sandwich. Like
Los Angeles has a lot of like two things, like
a lot of pastrami, roast beefed corned beef, kind of
like these mega sandwiches that come hotter cold, that are

(13:14):
piled high and slopped onto breads. Or you have like
a you know, like cranberry raspberry, a oli with like
buffalo chicken slice with you know, cheese with God in
the middle. You know what I mean. Like I just
want like a turkey provolone, some shredded lettuce. No, I
have not good women to write these down. Have been

(13:34):
to Marios and Glendale, see and again, I'm not going
to drive to fucking Glendale for a sandwich. I live
in Hollywood. It's not talking about there should be a
sandwich in arms reach. I shouldn't have to make a
day of it. Just get a damn sandward a subway
you can funk off with something. We're gonna talk about
that little bitchlas. Also there's one a north Ridge. Again.

(14:04):
I like Italian delis that aren't like base cities. Everyone
loves base cities. But Mario's Italian Delian Glendo is good.
And also all Italian bakery in North Rooge. I don't
even know north Ridges. I'm not in My Hero. My
Hero by the Sea Sun Campus is one of those.
It's a college sandwich shop that I think is kind
of time no bullshit. Yeah, yeah, I just want to
basic college people. They're like, yeah, we keep it simple,

(14:26):
we keep the prices low. Yeah, that I'm talking about.
Welcome to My Hero. Yeah. All I know is I
had I postmated a sandwich from my house the other
day and it was like nineteen dollars after right, you
know what I mean. And I was just like, I
can't believe I just did this. This is a five
dollar sandwich. I mean I could have got my car
and drove and got it, but like I was in
the middle of six things, you know what I mean.
But still, I mean, I got sandwich money. Don't get

(14:47):
me wrong, I got sandwich money. I got that post
my sandwich money. But I just you know, I want
to spend it on wheat those priorities. Well, I'm going
to try one of these sandwiches. Check them out. They
sound very good and totally underrated. What is a myth?
What some of the people think it's true? You know,
to be false? You need to drink water. I'm just kidding.

(15:09):
I was. I was thinking about that actually, a conversation
with somebody that the day they didn't realize that you
have to the babies don't drink water when their first born,
and it blew her mind, right, but like you don't
just like just like and I was like, do you
think that breast milks like turn on and off and
turn into water? Like what do you what? Did you think?
Like it's like the gatorade get the fountains where you're

(15:31):
like next to his water, not on gator. Let me
hit the water switch and now water comes out. And
she's like, oh, maybe that's why I don't like water
because didn't have it when I was a baby. And
I was like, oh my god, I gotta, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta turn this all the way back.
Uh No, you had water at like a certain point
after breath. And I was just like I can't even
and they just got me thinking about how like what

(15:51):
if water was a myth? What if? And then there
are certain factions I think of this country where people
really do think it is a myth, and they're like
I drink soda. I drink water with like any of
those squeezy like yeah, yeah, I don't remember what it
was called. I was like, it's the little little thing
that like they don't they think you don't need water,
like you just keep you can eat your water from fruit,
just free water, a little YACHTI the Rapper actually said

(16:14):
that in an interview, like when he first came out,
I never had water. He didn't, he didn't drink water.
He was just like I drink soda and did that.
He was like, it's from my life around I'm drinking water.
You know what that is? That's actually a myth that
let's talk about that. I mean, this is a myth
that I'm going with. I don't know if it's a
myth or you know, it's a theory. I guess I

(16:35):
don't understand what myth means. Uh. Amber Rose is the
new Erica baddu Let's think, like, let's think about this
is This is my theory, right, go with me, and
I know that people fucking falling out of their chairs
right now. So everyone born after a certain years gonna
be like like Erica baddud basically went through the two

(16:57):
thousand's and curated like the bad Addis dudes and then
got their babies and then changed their lives andres three thousand, right,
still baddest dude on the planet. Ask nine out of
ten girls, and they absolutely want that dick, like he
is amazing rapper. Nine out of ten dudes are like,
I will take that dick from three thousand. Three stacks

(17:18):
is amazing. Right, she took three stacks from like a
rough and ruggan and like made him found his bohemian
himself and then flatten him out and then he was
reborn like a phoenix. And now they got that kid seven,
like seven seven. You know, he wrote a great song
that could arguably, you know, we could be argued that
like it kicked off like Outcast's mainstream career, Miss Jackson,

(17:41):
as you know, one of those things like that was
part of that whole situation. Right, So they break up,
he moves on their amicable co parenting beautiful, Right then
she meets the d O C the motherfucker's does whatever
she does with him and the great good night, and
then pops out another amazing child. She bring Puma into
the world, right, taking another bad one, taking them down again,

(18:04):
you know what I mean? Just out there Mesrane and
got all make stuff. They still friends. Then she moves
on j Electronica Bam has another one, Mars j Electronica,
arguably one of the best beat makers of our time
again takes him to another place we didn't even talk
about common who She didn't even have a baby, but
just changed his whole life. And he probably wouldn't mean
be an actor if he hadn't fucked Erica bad do.

(18:26):
She is out of her putting magic on motherfucker's making
them open up their minds and see their life now.
Amber Rose Okay, equally stunning in a different way, equally
revolutionary in a different way, a different vibe, an updated vibe. Right,
she's not selling this hippie ship, She's not selling this
which ship, and nobody's buying which ship from sucking amber Rose.

(18:46):
You can't have a big old ass like that. Not
the bad dude didn't have a big old ass, But
like crochet was in you know what I'm saying, like
Spandex is in now like fashion Nova doesn't have crocheted
ship like that one. But you know, she took down Wiz.
She ran through Savage like she's been running ruined trying
to choose these people. I mean, I don't know what's
going to happen to the SoundCloud rapper that she just got,
you know, got pregnant by again, but I'm predicting at

(19:06):
least two more babies from rappers and Amber Rose, And
I'm saying in fifteen years, we're gonna see changed men
because of the time they spent with Amber Ross. And
then she motivated my beautiful dark twist of exactly Kanye. Yeah.
I mean she's she's run through this generation's bad ones,
is what I'm saying, and had them like centered out,
like look at it, man, throw the ruins on the table.
I'm telling you, she hasted. I don't know if you

(19:32):
guys have ever met her in person, like in real life,
it's electric. Like I didn't buy it until I like
was at a party with her and I just walked
by her and I was like, oh my god, Okay,
I get it. It is not a myth that as
is real. Like She's like, I'm a very heterosexual person.
But I was like, oh no, she can get it,
like one percent she can get it. I understand it.

(19:53):
And I talked to her and she was super fucking
nice and very like sweet and bubbly, and she had
this like vibrant energy and I was like, okay, I
understand you. And it's like have you had water? Right,
It's like, it's a myth. I don't know, you don't
need you don't need. So if I'm following correctly, the
myth is amber Rose. That ass is real. Yes, that's
the math. There it is. We got that boom and boom.

(20:16):
The long journey with me sometimes it's always an eventful journey,
Like what then are we talking about? But we'll go.
That was the whole world. That was fascinating, all right.
The first thing I thought when I heard about trampoline
parks is well, that can't possibly be what I think
it is. And then I found out that it is.
It's just a big old park with trampoline is just
a big warehouse, another bod trampolines, families on the walls,

(20:39):
trampolines on the floor. I was like I was like,
they must have figured something out. They must have like
some netting somewhere that other regular trampolines don't have. And
it turns out no, No, they just have really good uh,
like waivers that they make people stip because they have
been just naming people for days and days. Well, yeah,

(20:59):
there's a whole report, right. So Richard Blumenthal, the Senator,
has been like pushing this thing called the Fair Act
where he's trying to get rid of like forced arbitration
for consumer cases. So in these trampoline death traps you
go to, they make you sign the waiver to be like, look,
if you put yourself up on these trampolines trying to
do backflips that you know you shouldn't be doing, oh
you can't see us or and if it does, it'll
go into an arbitration and you have no other recourse legally. Uh.

(21:23):
And so this came up in this context because he
noticed that not only has like we've went from I
think forty parks trampoline parks in two thousand eleven to
over eight hundred now in this year, and none of
them are being regulated. There's no oversight, and they're getting
away with people just signing this ship and it's obscuring things,
like there have been six deaths since two thousand. There

(21:43):
have been a number of severe injuries, like including broken necks,
broken ankles. The common things are like unbroken ankle, open
open fractared elbows, open tib and fib fractures. So when
we say open are they're talking about bust through the skin. Yeah, compounds,
there's like a something is the nast ship a sad

(22:07):
nast So this is you know, it's becoming a thing.
And so he was just sort of saying, I think
we need to actually begin to turn our focus to
this because there are people getting hurt. They have no
they can't have their day in court, all because we've
found you know, we've created a system where people would
be like, oh, you signed the waiver. Sorry, Like I know,
we created an environment for you to possibly kill yourself

(22:27):
in but that was on you. I mean also though,
and I've I've certainly done it myself, right, Like you
need to read what you're signing, and I usually do,
Like I'm the annoying person. I like, can I have
a minute and I will read through and I'll scan
through for stuff, and like I absolutely like pushed things
back and be like I'm not going to sign that.

(22:49):
You're like redlining it. Yeah, I've done that before too,
and then people are like I'm like no, and they're like, well,
do you still want to participate And I'm like, well,
I'm not going to sign that. And I've had people
need to do it and I've not signed it because
they want my money, So challenge them. Yeah, definitely cross
things out initial next to it, then sign. Yeah. Like
when I mean it was in Cabo and I went

(23:10):
paraselling and it was all this gnarly stuff that's basically
like if you like, if you drop into the ocean,
like you're gone, like we don't care. And I was like, bro,
this is like you don't even have an office. This
is a tent at at table on a beach. You're
like using a rubbing pencil to take my credit card
number right now, I'm absolutely not signing that way right,
And he was like, Okay, no problem. I was like, yeah,

(23:31):
as I thought I'm going to ship, I'm reading this
right says in the event of serious injury or death
dot dot dot shrug. It was just a direction. You
put the laughing emoji with the tears. But that is
wild that like it comes institutionalized right where like you

(23:52):
you've waved away your rights to be compensated for injury
that is not your fault, faulty equipment exactly. Like somebody
has jumped nine thousand times in that one corner, and
you happen to be the nine thousand and one time
that broke the stories of one. Like so CBS when
they first heard about it, they sent an investigate, like
a reporter to just kind of look into what the

(24:14):
hell was going on, and they said that like literally
like an hour before this journalist got there, someone had
just completely like like busted their knees or something an
hour before she got there. This, they said. Jason free Walt,
a healthy, young dad and former college football player. Uh,
he said he could finally find the words to explain
the pain of jumping into a phone pit. I can't

(24:34):
describe it. I blew my knees out. Jesus. Also, you
are grown ass man, Why the hell are you jumping
into that? Think the other half of it, like read
what you're signing. But also you you're not built like
that anymore. Yeah, be real, because like that phone pit's
probably not built for a body weighing however many pounds,
like with the downward force coming. But anyway, but that's

(24:55):
the problem. If I see that I'm my child, mine
activates and I'm like, oh yeah, I can a while
the funk out in here because it's soft everywhere, right,
and the chair, And how dumb would you feel if
you blew yours both of them out? You would have
to come up with anybody who tells you a badass
story about why their own crutches, the truth is they

(25:18):
fuck themselves. I'm also very very clumsy, Like I literally
I have broken bones just standing like where things have
happened to me, like broke my finger walking from my
living room to kitchen holding a plate. Somehow managed to
throw the plate up and would to catch it at
land of my finger. I fell and it broke my
finger right like, yeah, if it's to be broken, I

(25:38):
will break. We'll keep away from the trampline. Yeah no,
I will never do that, No, no, no, And we
won't do the knife juggling apparasling alone is like the
biggest risk I've ever taken. So Zegang tell me, if
you work at a place where you force people to
not force, but you have customers sign a waiver before
and tell me if you work in the death pit
or death trapper, because I feel like we're talking where
else did this having like a gold cart track. There's

(25:59):
a lot of cart yeah, yeah, don't you sign away?
I don't know how you and d ranges driving ranges
for sure. There's a lot of ship that like little
kids do, like their gyms like that are like gymnastics, gyms,
water sleds for sure. And I just because you always
into things when you just use your credit card too,
even though if you're not like signing it will be

(26:19):
like check this box to agree. I think I've just
always assumed that oh they haven't figured out right somehow interesting. Yeah,
they know they've done. It's like, well, if they signed
the paper, we're good, welcome to knife and who's handing
you that paper. It's like a pimpley faced team And
that's like, oh man, I am so like I spent

(26:41):
a lot of time on a trampoline as a kid.
I never once did a flip. He's white, of course
he did never did a flip. I've never dove into
a pool like you've never upside down, so careful. You're
gonna do a document trying to learn how to dive

(27:03):
into a pool? Yeah? Yeah, And I've noticed my oldest
kid like is very careful. Yeah, he's just like when
he's walking down the steps, he'll take like three like
tests to go down. I'm like, we're cowards. That's how
we got this far, Brian man are cowards. There's a

(27:26):
war on we will run the other direct for the
brave to kill each other and to sweep it up.
Play Dead needs you to sit still and do not participate.
I appush you knew how to go full fetal in
a fistfight, pull somebody else's body on top of yours.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back. And I wanted to talk

(27:58):
real quick Miles about this article he brought to my
attention everyone's attention. Yeah, it was a lot of people
were were talking about this a few days back. The
quote is where I think I think maybe the title
of the thing is, I've been hiring people for ten
years and I still swear by a simple rule. If
someone doesn't send a thank you email, don't hire them.

(28:20):
M Okay. Interesting, So the responses to this were varied,
but all pretty much like, what the funk are you
talking about? Do we google this person? Do we know
what they look like? Jessica Liebman, this is what she
looks like. That that's her quote. That's her quote. So
she is the man like she does like the hiring

(28:41):
it Insider, incs So Business Insider and all their other
like brands. So she's the person, she's the gatekeeper for
this company. And her litmus test is did you thank me?
Is she from the South? I don't know, Canadian? I
know you're trying to find a reason here, Yeah, I
don't know. It's it's very I have never ever considered

(29:05):
that it has nothing to do with like how talented
or good somebody's going to be at the job. But
so the thing she says, it only has to do
with how eager they are to get the job. But
is that the best quality? Because to me, if you're
too Thursday, it's like dating right, like just because the
dude or the lady that you're dating is like, oh
since that that follow up text? And then it's like

(29:25):
how it's it can be like too much, but it's like, well, okay,
you can also send nineteen thank you letters in a week.
That means the only thing you're good at is snowing,
you know what I mean, and sending letters. And I'm
not to undermine the gesture of a thing. You know,
I think it's really great, but I listen like I've
worked for a long time, and I've I've been in
situations where I am absolutely a manager and I'm in

(29:47):
a hiring position. I've I've hired several people in my
life and I've gotten thank you notes and I've not
gotten thank you notes. And in my personal experience, the
people who are writing thank you notes are the most
desperate people, and people have done poorly in the interview,
and they're using this as an opportunity to reiterate where
they felt like they have gone wrong, like if I

(30:09):
could actually do this written yeah for this time, or
they're just such there's also a level of almost they're
assuming they're going to get a job, like where they're like, oh,
I can't wait to work forward with you. I can
I look forward to working with you every single day,
and like here's a note word just like hey, bitch,
I haven't even decided if I like you yet, like
thank you but let's just a lot of the people.

(30:29):
And their responses were like, oh, so do you actually
thank every person who's applied for your job too? Like
did you do that? What's good? Do you think like
other people? Like why would you treat these people like children?
Or it's just like they're a way too many things involved,
you know. Her Her reasoning is that, like, well, it
just helps put somebody in the good apple pile, right,
he's like anything. She likes to have her ass kissed. Yeah,

(30:52):
of course that's a very self serving boss. That's somebody
I don't want to work for. She specifically says at
Insider Inc. We look to hire good Eggs. What does
that mean? Language? That line like gave me goose bumps,
because it's like it's like that weird bullshitty hr lingo
where they're like just basically trying to find a way around,

(31:15):
you know, saying that it's completely subjective and it's whoever
I seem to like. So they're like, uh so we
group people into good Eggs and bad Eggs Eggs and
whatever it is. I don't I don't you know, I
don't mean to you know, cast just persons of whatever.
The fun they're hiring practices are, but I do I
don't know you like, okay, mislead man, Listen, not everybody

(31:40):
has stationary bitch just hanging around waiting to put stamps
on it, like someone are interviewing and going to the
job we already have. You don't have time to send
you a thank you letter. I think to me, like,
you know, there have been other people I've remember the
Harvard Business Review someone wrote like they don't hire people
if their grammar is bad because that's more of an
indicator to them of some like if it's the if
the job is having to do with writing there, like

(32:01):
if you don't know two and two, I'm sorry, yeah,
And they're like and I get like if there's something
more specific, but if it's just something as general as like, um,
you didn't massage my ego, that's that's my problem. And
I'm not sure what Objectively it's like, Okay, great, that
person is polite, but that's not always the thing you're
looking for. And you don't again, you don't know what.

(32:23):
You don't know what the other person is going through.
To assume that just because they didn't thank you means
like they're gonna be fucked up. Yeah, they're not going
to know how to say thank you. Ever, they didn't
even thank me for this interview. And her reason is
sort of like, you know, I've noticed the people who
like don't say thank you. They'll maybe accept the offer,
but then pull out and then leave us in the lurch,
and just sort of like you, She's had some very
specific things happen to her that she is like put

(32:45):
into these buckets, have been like these are my new rules, right,
And who knows how much her interaction with people after
they don't send a thank you note is coloring how
much like whether they end up taking the job, Like
she's like, well, honestly, that's what she's prejudiced, Like she's
absolutely putting, which is kind of like against all each
our rules for hiring. You're supposed to consider each candidate

(33:07):
on the merit of their skills and juxtaposed that against
the job description that you have posted and picked the
right person. So someone from Business Insider was asked actually
specifically about the ethnicity or the breakdown of their newsroom,
and it says, thank you for the question. With with
respect to race and ethnicity, of our teammates identified themselves
as people of color three years ago. This percentage was

(33:28):
Within our newsrooms, thirty percent of staff identify as people
of color, up from twenty three years ago. Getting there,
I mean, I've worked in places where I was like me, yeah,
and they're like, you can take the black box aconomism,
Asian and a black person, he's rarest Alright, let's talk

(33:52):
about Candace. She fucking sucks. What Candice? I mean, Candice, Well,
let's just get through this quickly. Yeah. The House Judiciary
Committee is having hearings on white nationalism. What's that the
thing that jack? What's white nationalism? And everything that you know,
we don't have to treat seriously because Obama is proof

(34:12):
that racism is died, right, It's gone like a historical thing.
They're looking at like where it went, you know, they're
looking at things around the world and see that, especially
in this country, white nationalists have pretty the rhetoric. These
are pretty violent and they act out their intentions in person,
in physical space. So they're saying, we need to talk
about this. This is an issue facing the country. So,

(34:34):
you know, like any whenever they have committee hearings like this,
the majority party, which is the Democrats, now they have
their people who testify, and then the Republicans of the
minority they get to have someone come up to the
Democrats have like experts, right, like sociologists, people who understand
white nationalism and what you know systemic racism is, and
the GOP uses their time honored tactic of going have
you met my black friend? Yeah, And they had Candice

(34:56):
Owens go up there and just basically say some ship like, oh,
you know, white nationalism doesn't exist. Uh, she fucking said
that the Southern strategy is a myth. Yea. It was
just the biggest It's just one of those things where
you realize that conservatives don't actually realize how their logic
and rhetoric plays out outside of their echo chamber where

(35:19):
they're like on Fox, you put Candice on on it
was like, oh yeah, see she woke up and that's
what she even says. She's like, oh, I'm sorry, people
don't like me because I'm a black woman who sees
the truth that Democrats actually hate black people. And then
the white reserves like she's token, and it was just

(35:39):
so absurd. Ted lou he didn't he use this time wisely.
He was just like, let me just play this clip
for you of Utah normalizing Hitler. He's like, I don't
even have to describe you. I'm just gonna play this clip.
She looked so upset and then was like, oh, you're lying.
You think black people they're just not intelligent, that's why
they don't support them. And Jerry Nadler the head was
just like, Okay, we're not going to do that. Okay,

(36:00):
and she looked fucking heated. But you know, it's one
of those things where we're seeing it's just this, like
this denial of racism is so fucking dangerous, and we
need more white people to stand the fun. It can't
just be people of color minorities out here saying yo,
this white nationalism the fucking problem, and like we're seeing

(36:20):
it play out because what I see is white guilt
playing out in a very different way, which is the
guilt of understanding how racism is still very strong in
this country and then using that energy just to feed
the denial of it. And I'd rather be like, I'd
rather not cop to that because there are people like, look,
there are plenty of people who are white and have
come to grips with the fact that racism is still
a huge issue but there is a growing number of people,

(36:42):
and we know people who are very dismissive of racism.
And I think that attitude, that ship that only feeds
this thing and only makes the problem worse. The other
thing is we just need people. The acknowledgement of systematic
racism is really a huge problem too. Like that's and
I don't it's not one more than the other, but
like the fact that the way that our country is

(37:04):
set up and the services and the way that people
are serviced as Americans is fundamentally and systematically racist. And
until we acknowledge that, and we have white people acknowledge
that and not just be like, I feel like maybe
it's hard, right, Well, why do you think it's hard,
Because it's not set up for a brown or anybody
who's different than white to win. It's like, oh, you

(37:26):
went to the bank and they gave you a fifty
long for your scrunty business. How did that happened? You
didn't have to show up with like every single bit
of collateral and explanation of how you plan to choose
the money, and then like five generations of children that
will promise to pay it back for you. And I
think also too, when you look at even how like
there's a pole a few research poll that came out where,
especially in a partisan way, when it comes to like

(37:48):
looking at how racism has become more common since this administration,
sixty percent of Democrats have said Trump has made it
more acceptable. Of Democrats have said yes, of course, racism
is more common now. On the other side, of Republicans
says it has become more common and only have said

(38:09):
it was more acceptable now. At the same time, when
you look at also, this poll was also asking black,
Hispanic and Asian people to what they felt about racism
and racial equality, and I would say what it says.
Seven of black respondents said the country has not made
enough progress on equal rights for black and white Americans. Yeah, said,
is unlikely the nation will eventually achieve full racial quality

(38:31):
at all. Like so how great does that feel? Yeah? Like,
I mean, and people want to spend this uh analysis
of people of color looking at how the system is
and being like they're just they just have to get
over it. It's like, no, we're playing a fixed game.
It's a rigged game exactly a game, and it's a
game that you can't avoid that you literally have to

(38:51):
play every single day from the moment that you open
your mouth and open your front door and leave the house.
If it's not like people of color can escape a bit,
like you can't escape it, so I can't get only smiling.
I can do it. People. Well, I'm just at this point,
I'm not willing to do it anymore. I'm all about, like, no, no, no,
there's brace then let's embrace it. I'm going to be

(39:12):
a cranky brown bitch and you're going to take it
right or not, and you're going to call me a
cranky brown bitch or something even worse, you know what
I mean. And I don't want to like have violence,
but I'm just I'm over trying to like accommodate for
the uncomfort. I'm like, no, no, let's talk about it
right this moment, like I will call it out immediately.
I feel like you're being unfair. I think you're treating
that person unfair. But that's why I agree with you.

(39:34):
I do think we need to have more positive allies
of people that are out there doing it in the
right way, but not in a way that's overstepping and
becoming so like owner is about it, you know what
I mean, Like you need to educate your children. You
need to educate your family. You need to start at home, Like,
I don't want people caping for anybody exactly, Like there's
a difference between being an ally and being cape. Like
I don't want that. I don't need you defending me,

(39:55):
but I need you to call it out and call
it out in your friends and conversations in white rooms
with only white people when no one else can see you.
You need to tell your white friend, oh wait, let
me stop you and tell you why that's wrong. Do
you realize what you're saying is actually very problematic and
here is why. And that might be your family member,
that might be your doctor, you know, and if you
feel like your doctors that way, and even if he's
the best doctor, then you need to not go see

(40:16):
your doctor because he's a racist piece of shit, like
make those until he starts seeing sacrifices. Right. I'm sorry,
but I'm not going to be nice, but I think
people just have to, Like you said, do you have
to it's it's it's the people in your immediate circle,
Like you don't have to go on Twitter and sorry
as J Dubbin like that, but you have to also
like you say, hold people accountable, and that doesn't mean

(40:39):
that this person, Like I think a lot of people
have this immediate response if if they're called out for
something like whym not racist, I don't hate. It's like, no,
I'm not even trying to say that. What I'm saying
is we have to actually fundamentally change the way we
have discussions about race. We have to use a new vocabulary.
We can't we can't approach it from these ways. I'm
not accusing you of this, but you have to understand
that we're trying to speak in a in a different
way about these things. It's going to start with the

(41:00):
language at first. Maybe you fucking do have racist beliefs
that you are going to let go of, but you
have to at least understand we have to find a
new way to speak about this, uh without just feeling
it even more Well. We also need to do in
communities of color too. I mean it even goes into
communities of color, and when we start talking about you know,
colorism and who's more valid and who's invalid, So like

(41:22):
I mean, it's it's everywhere, and I think we need
to be just as honest in communities of color and
how we treat each other with respective regardless of the
shade of of of brown or whatever that someone is.
Because it's it ends up bleeding into these communities because
it's like this learned thing, and that's what happens in
communities of color. Just get over it. They start basically
projecting those same behaviors within their own community, and it's

(41:44):
still that hate is still there. Yeah, yeah, it's terrible.
So in the sort of right and the gops convoluted
racism jiu jitsu, they are trying to say that ilhan
Omar is anti Semitic for pointing out that Stephen Miller
is a white supremacist, white nationalist Jack. There's a difference,

(42:08):
not yeah, they're just saying literally because he is Jewish.
They're saying, but this is a quote from Lee's Zelden,
who is a commerce person from New York. During my
time in Congress, before ilhan Omar got here, I didn't
once witness another member target Jewish people like this with

(42:30):
the name calling and other personal attacks. Trump Jr. I
see the head of the Ferikon fan club. Ilhan Omar
took a short break from spewing her usual anti Semitic
bigotry today to accuse a Jewish man of being a
quote white nationalist because she apparently has no shame, right,
So the funk are y'all talking about? Just this is

(42:52):
a fact. I mean, none of his policies say anything
except white nationalist, and his words are right there. Okay.
I know he put on the the black Dude fake
hairspray that one time, and maybe that he tried to
get some street cred like that. Not with me. Everything
I see is white, not even from when he was
in Santa Monica High school writing op eds about like

(43:14):
I don't know why the janitors have to speak Spanish.
At that age he was on this ship. Um, and again,
please for everyone who has to speak up about trying
to you know, twist ilhan Omar is just analysis or
observation of Steven Miller for what he is as anti Semitic.
Can you why don't you reserve that outrage for your
base and your supporters, because I'm seeing a lot more

(43:34):
of that ship on that side when you talk about
even fucking Trump. When he met with like it was
like the coalition of Jewish Republicans in Vegas. He referred
to net and Yahoo as your Prime minister, which is
the most anti semitic, most like clearly accusing people of
having a double alliance, where you're not like you don't
care about America, you're actually Israeli even though you are

(43:57):
all American Jews. Yeah. Yeah, but that didn't register a
blip other than just people on the left kind of
being like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. We're only
going to be for so long till the ship is
too late. That's my worry, because we're playing a game
where one side is willing to break the law, and

(44:18):
then Democrats are scrambling to figure out, like, well, how
do we actually how do we brain this in when
we don't even have the tools or the laws to
do it, and because they're fucking around. Yeah, as we
record this, the election for Israeli Prime Minister is still
sort of a back and forth affair. The last I
heard was na who was pulling away, But then other

(44:42):
people have it is still too close to call, so
we'll see Benny Yance and like, hey, we won the election. Everybody,
you know, it's really good. I didn't know there was
a good vision lashing enough of these interviews. Man, his

(45:03):
voice is so fucking Bassie and superroducer are Nick Stuff
noticed that there's a small difference between the Yahoo and
sliced alone. Yeah, I was gonna say it's one of
the rights here, and then if it was, hey don't
I have rights here? Just a nunciate a little yeah,
this is this is from my new podcast called Useless Accents.
You won't be able to use anything for my voice

(45:26):
just uh. And then briefly, William Barr has basically said,
you're going to get the full Muller report in the
next week except for all of the redactions that I'm
going to put in there. And here are the four
reasons I'm going to redact. First of his grand jury information.
We knew about that. The second is information that the
intelligence community believes would reveal intelligence sources pretty straightforward. The

(45:50):
third our information to the report that could interfere with
ongoing prosecutions, which we know specifically the President is involved
with from or at least according to what Michael Cohen said.
And finally, we intend to redact information this is the
fourth that implicated the privacy or reputational interest of peripheral

(46:11):
players where there is a decision not to charge them.
That is such a overly wordy way of saying, we're
not gonna put the spicy ship about the president. And yes, exactly,
the fucking information implicated the privacy or reputational interests of
peripheral players, you know, peripheral players in my new streetwear brand. Yeah,
I was gonna say, that's that's right, right for peripheral

(46:32):
players out here, for all my peripheral players out there,
un indicted co conspirators. At the same time, it would
be premature to speculate what's in this report because we
just don't know, thank you. I mean, we have a
good idea though, God damn. It's funny like a lot
of people are writing the evolution of Trump from going
like the Moller the Mother Report. Oh so fucking good

(46:54):
Mother Report. I mean, when is it gonna end? They
just want everything right, right, right? So I think that's weird.
Remember what's in there before that was that was the
Rosetta stone, that was gonna unlock the mystery of your innocence.
All right, we're gonna take another quick break. We'll be
right back, And we're back, and so is little nas X.

(47:23):
On the charts, Baby number one got the old Daily
Ze Guys bump and now is number one on Billboards
Hot one. Just King making out here, you know, uh yeah,
And that's all just wanted to not even the remix,
the one that got booted off the country charts. Now
it's the number one song overall on the Billboard Top
one Hunter. I do love how every ten years we
try this, what the like, let's get a black guy

(47:46):
to country a country beat. Let's throw it out here.
Like every ten years, like a new a new one
comes up. And this was like not even like that,
Like it wasn't like that when you saw hip hop
come out, Like that's when I was like, oh, they're
they're going for it. Where is this one is sort
of like a trap thing that like actually could bang
his country too, right, Although you know, shout out to

(48:06):
everyone that was pointing out that it's a nine inch nail, simple, yeah,
it really is. And I planned and I was like,
why are you playing the back to I would love
a Trent Resin or a remix of Old Town Road
as a nine inch nail song. I'm gonna take old
Town Road. I do love that it has like it's

(48:27):
funny because unless you've been to the South, they spent
time in the South. People don't understand how closely country
and hip hop audiences really do sit together, and how
like if you're raised in the South, like there's like
a certain amount of blues and country just is in
your life. That's just what it is and it's not unconscious.
So there's a lot of people to have this like,
and a lot of people call it that have a
pretty robust knowledge of country music. People have no idea
about it. But I have enjoyed seeing like the Twitter

(48:50):
mentions of like combos that they want to see like
you just mentioned when of course I'm a Dolly Parton
stand so like I've been seeing a bunch of them
of um, I think her name is Megan the Stalin.
I had like look her up because I wasn't familiar
with her, but she's like on like the city Girl's
vibe where she's just like dirty trap talking about my
pussy like I got a big old ass and she's
fine as hell. Like, but I've been seeing a lot

(49:12):
of those of like Dolly times Meg the style like
the Stallion and extra in it, and I'm just like
I'm here for it. I am very much. I would
love that, like just I would love I've been talking
about for a very long time. But I would love
somebody to like chopping screw trap out to five for
the strip club. Like I want to go and see

(49:32):
a fucking nine to five dance off at Magic City something,
just like, oh man, somebody just to take it to
sample it. They'd have to pay a lot of money,
but I think it would be great. Well, you know
that's how it starts, though. You do it illegal and
it becomes so big. She's like, I'm going to have
to get my check now because I'm on that NASCAR.
Let's do it exactly. She likes money, Yeah, she just
you were talking about. She does have a Nascar, a

(49:54):
Dolly party Nascar. She is Tyler Reddicks number two car
damn used to be uh. I think what Rusty Wallace
used to rock the number two car in NASCAR. Anyway,
that's my weird Nascar. Now, alright, let's talk about the
rebirth of Subway. Yeah, I mean, look, I like subway, okay,

(50:15):
very specific, you're very narrowly Okay. I like the actually
it ends up. I like the most unhealthy ship there,
which is the tuna sandwich. Yo. That's savagery, and I
think eating tuna outside of the house or respectable DELI
is you're just as you're asking for. I'm actually be
thrown in a van and driven off to somebody live
wild Oh, I walk on the motherfucking wild side. Also,

(50:37):
I get this ship so much. I know they don't
have it at airports. If you go to airports subway,
they usually don't have tuna. They tuna is not self
sick stable, like I always think, like that's when like
you go to like a like a weird truck stop
and they have like the can plus like the tuna packets,
and I'm just like yeah, right, oh yeah, the like
star kissed tuna, cracker tuna combo wait for luncheon junior high.

(50:59):
But can tuna is not refrigerated, right, No, so it
is shelf stables. But like I don't know, man, how
long has it been. I don't know? Yeah, no, I mean,
you don't look around. I'm I live on the fucking edge.
But yeah, I mean, but after it's been taken out
of the candidate the male of unknown sources an they're
also not refrigerated on the grocery storehouse. So yeah, it's

(51:25):
much yeah yeah, but anyway, I digress. Styles I do,
I do wanna, and maybe some Subway employees some what
are they called freshmakers, sandwich artists, sandwich artists, maybe some
sandwich artist that gang can let us know. But I
would suspect that the reason they don't sell tuna sandwiches
at airports is because the or the airline industry was like,

(51:47):
you off that it would smell up the entire But
for sure, bring that Panda Express on the That's for
sure is a chill smell. Yeah, nothing's right. Someone who
brings McDonald's on and you're hungry, yeah, and I'm like, oh,
I love that some of those, and I wanna red
Eye to Boston. And this savage brought on a full,
hotass pizza and I was like, dude, piece of ship.

(52:11):
I'm trying to have to sleep right now. And you've
had a whole like CPK pizza that you are just
champing on right now any fifth meal. So last year
Subway was in trouble with their franchise. Is they're like,
we're getting killed on the five dollar foot long man
getting killed killed, not here man. We gotta figure something out.
We need more money, we need marketing stuff. Anyway, they
think they closed about a thousand locations for the five

(52:32):
dollar felt long was too good of a deal, losing money, man,
we can't do it like that. So they have teamed
up with Taste Made the website, you know what I mean.
That makes all those like the videos, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
They've teamed up with Taste Made to basically like bring
their menu to fucking life. And they they're coming with
some interesting shit. Okay when you consider like what their competition,

(52:54):
competition is in the sandwich world. So the first one
they're doing, the Green Goddess tunam out, Damn does it
have green gotta stressing on? Are we sure that green
gotta stressing? Okay? Look with like the like anchovies and
si and yeah, like all the herbs and stuff. Yeah yeah,
I hope so okay. And so this is all everyone
mozzarella toasted on nine green bread. Okay. I like that

(53:15):
because I feel like, up until then, like Chipotle was
like the most out of left field kind of flavor
you could get a subway. Now they're doing more a
b LT and E. Okay, it's basically an egg sound sandwich,
but they are doing like a deviled egg salad sandwich.
Oh my god, do they want to just farting a bag.
Who okay, how about this hold on now, the smell.

(53:42):
I'm just imagining the smell of those eggs with the
smell of the bread, which is like the ultimate in
the last place you want to be. Oh, you know,
I realized that I'm so I'm just so into the
stinkiest Do you like nazo? I love not of course

(54:03):
fermented story beans that look like rat shit smell, but
also love taku, which is another pickled root vegetable. That
small article, like this article makes it sound like they
are like crowdsourcing, like data mining these sandwiches, because they
said they noticed people were like doing a lot of
searches for deviled eggs, and I think that's the benefit

(54:26):
of teaming up with Taste. All they do is they're
kind of they know what, like the flavor profiles are cracking,
so they're like they can kind of quickly team up
with Subway to be like this is the thing that
people are into. Like, we get it. People wanted baking
on everything, but now people like other ship what about
a Southern French dip sandwich. Okay, we don't know that's
what they're trying to do. Anyway, all I'm saying is,

(54:46):
don't change the cookie recipe because I love Subway cookies.
They should change that bread recipe though, to make it
smell less terrible. What they should do is bring back
the you gouge, the you gouge. I don't know if
you remember back in the day when the sandwich artiste
would cut like a U shaped thing off the top
and then fill the sandwich. Right now, they just cut
it down the side and open it up. You know what.

(55:07):
I had the funniest experience with that you just described.
I was not familiar with. I don't understand the grabs
and maybe you can explain it to me. I was
in where we were in Denver. I think maybe Marcella
and I and we were grub hubbing to the conduo
because that's what we do, is we just grubhub food.
We don't leave the condo where like you bring it
to us. And we both love sandwiches found sandwiches, and

(55:28):
the sandwich showed up and we like took it out
of the paper and then on top was this flat
piece of white bread and I was like, what is this?
And then I realized it was like that hunk that
they took out. They just flattened and put it right
on the top like I like, they didn't throw it
like like I wanted it. What is the problem to
call for that that strip, that panty liner amount of

(55:51):
bread that is the definitely aren't supposed to flatten it.
They're supposed to do if you look at it, okay
from one end right, you're supposed to cut this part
out like you so you actually get a good amount,
so it's more space for meat. So they pull this
top part out and now you have this concave, you know,
this this void within the bread, which makes sense for

(56:11):
something like a tuna, like an egg salad. Get it.
See what it sounds like? Your person did it just
took this sadass part like literally a little bit of
a flap on top, which it was like a panty
liner type exactly. It was like the inside and they
had taken that out. And normally if you had like
scooped it out, you would like throw it somewhere. I
would assume this place like pulled it out and then
like made my sandwich and was like here, we'll just
put this on top. You want this right? That sounds

(56:33):
like a whole And I was like, this is a mistake,
and then Marcella has had it too, and then we
were just like I have so confused. And then she's
a true savage. So she just took mine and hers
and then rolled it up into one little mega ball
and just took it to the face and I was like,
whoa ball like the bread ball. She's like, I love bread.
This is delicious. I was like, I don't. This is
crazy working like a snowball. But here you gouge. They

(56:54):
keep the top flap. They're not getting it back right, No,
that you guys, they relate back onto they put it
back on. Oh so it stays like it just sounds
like and go deep enough on yours though, yeah, no, no,
no they went deep. They just they just took another
sounds would be like going, I guess the equivalent. This
is a really gross analogy. I can't believe I'm gonna
say this. I'd be like if you go to get

(57:14):
liposuction and then they're like, all right, do you go?
And then they just give you all the ship that
they sucked at, like in a little bag, and they're like,
do you want this to take home for later? Like, no,
I don't I'm sorry in this scenario. What am I
doing later? I don't know. That's why I said this
is not but I had already committed and there's nothing
else in my brain. I was continuing the bit where
I was asking the question of this doctor who did that? Yeah, yeah,

(57:35):
exactly who knows? I mean, you don't don't don't tell. Yeah,
do whatever you want with that bag. The it's our
motto for everything, no mask, don't tell. And Becky, guys
maybe headed to prison. Felicity Hartman and a snip. Felicity
Huffman took the plea, do you know some people they're

(57:56):
like low value humans? Takes a deal? I mean, so, okay,
we always we always knew there was a difference in
their crimes, right uh. Felicity Huffman only paid fifteen thousand
to just her daughter's test scores altered, which put her
in the male fraud category, where Massimo and Lori Laughlin

(58:18):
on Becky, I still can't believe they're a couple. Um,
they paid at least a half million dollars to get
their two daughters into USC That puts them, That puts
them in the straight up money laundering category. So their
offensive different so the rumors are for according to TMZS
legal sources and some people in CBS solid solid, I mean, look,

(58:38):
give us the t T in TMZ uh, they're saying
that Felicity Huffman was looking if her plea deal might
include around four months of prison time for male fraud.
Lori Laughlin and Massimo they're looking at two years with
a plea and they're like daddy, because they don't know.
Yeah again, this is where it's getting real, and they

(58:59):
don't know if they should a take the fucking plea
and you know, do your fucking you know, do your
two year stretch take it on the chin, or do
they fight the fucking case. Which if they fought the case,
it would turn to like a grand jury trial and
that would be like they would there would be like
sort of modifiers to their sentence, so they could be
looking at a lot more longer. Yeah, if they try

(59:20):
and fight the case. So they're God have been a
weird spot right now. Wait, so if they plea out,
they still might get two years. Let's let's talk about
this two years though, because does the judge have any
influence over how the two years have spent? Because we
know that there can be a lot of creative interpretation
of jail time. Right, two years can be interpreted to like,
you know, three months ninety days and then a year

(59:40):
and a half of house arrests, right right, right, right?
I mean have you seen their house? That's I mean,
it looks like a Tuscan nightmare. I'm all for them
all going to jail. I mean, and last week I
was bringing were not bad for a lot of like
a lot of like you know, pre in reform advocates

(01:00:01):
are saying, you know, because of our fucked up system,
Like when we see ship like this, we're like, yeah,
put these motherfucker's in jail, because we know so many
people who are locked up over nothing, and a lot
of prison reform advocates like they're like right, or like
do we actually look at this differently and try and
figure out a way, Because we spoke about a woman
who was in Connecticut who lied about where she lived

(01:00:22):
just to get her son into different publics exactly doing
twelve years. That's what I'm saying, And that's why it's like,
can we find a way where we that woman doesn't
have to be in jail just so we don't have
to fuel our thirst for these people to be in
jail too, And that's where it gets sucked up because
when you see examples like this of people of privilege
abusing that ability or their means to do ship like this,
people get so fucking like they put them under the

(01:00:43):
fucking jail. But then at the same time, I'm like, yeah,
is there a way we can find laws that aren't
punishing people like this woman in Connecticut for her ship? Like,
is there a way that doesn't involve incarceration where she
can get drug treatment or whatever to figure out like
straighten her life out. And do we have these people
like meet actually disenfranchised people. Yeah, Like, this is what's
really hard. I just I mean, I mean, I think

(01:01:05):
about the kids are involved here, right, Like that's what
it comes down to, is like I know so many smart,
talented kids that cannot go to college, don't have the
means to go to college and did the best they
could with the amount of money that their parents had.
Their parents didn't have money for like music lessons and
all this stuff. So like they've tried to get as

(01:01:26):
many of these extracurriculars to make themselves look as most
you know, sexy as possible to these colleges, but they're
not getting in because they don't have the money. Like
it literally costs money to raise a child to make
them juicy enough to go to a college. Like that's terrible,
Like I would rather see like, yes, I want them jailed,
but I would also love them to see them be like, oh,
and now you have to spend an equal amount of

(01:01:47):
money in a school district on programs that provide opportunities
for disenfranchised kids to like learn French, German, Spanish, blah
blah blah, to go to our depreciation, to go study abroad,
to to do this, to do that, to go volunteer.
These kids can't volunteer because they have to go to
a job to get paid money to help pay the
rent with their parents. Like that's the ship that makes
me feel really really like oh, and they're doing it

(01:02:08):
into some shitty school that doesn't have anything. Right. I
went to like a recital for my god daughter and
it's like this big. It was in Santa Monica, you know,
fairly well offish, you know what I mean. But it's
still a public school and they still have tons of
things that they need, Like they had these kids doing
this like marching band thing, and they had sheet music
taped to the kids backs. So the kids came into

(01:02:31):
the auditorium with sheet music taped on their back, playing
the thing. And I'm like, they have things for that,
like they have the next things for marching band. And
I was like I couldn't stop laughing because I was like,
their sheet music taped to these children's backs, but that's
what they had. Yeah, it worked. It was adorable. Yeah,
I heard that's what turns Stephen Miller bad? Is he

(01:02:53):
his Santa Monica High School? Right? Because they don't have
enough marching liars? Is that what they're calling? Yeah? I
iced to being iced to be in the marching band.
I knew there was a thing because the paper lies
on top of it. I don't know. It's about l
y e R l y R hard just you know, yeah,
I don't make could be lear. I don't know. That's
just what my weird band teacher shout out to Mr
Combs put jail. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, damn even Tito,

(01:03:21):
Uh yeah, I think you know, it's it's just one
of those things too, Like I think they're they need
to figure out how to properly punish these people. Whatever.
However this comes down, it comes down. I just don't.
I also just wish we live in a world where
people who are disadvantaged and who having to try and
work the system just to get an equal ship aren't
punished so disproportionately. So you know, maybe Eric s Walwell

(01:03:43):
will solve all this. She's putting his hat in the race. Yes, finally,
we've all been waiting for it. Uh, Lydia, it's been
a pleasure having you as always what a guest. Where
can people find you? Follow you? Um? You can find
me on the internet at hater Tuesday, is Instagram and
the Twitter. Um. I have a website, Lydia papovitch dot com.

(01:04:04):
That's a place that I put up all my dates
and stuff torn around. I'm at Hollywood Improv a great deal.
I'm there almost every Wednesday for women Crush Wednesdays with Marcellaarao. Um.
I'm gonna be in d C in June with Marcella
Philly on April in Philadelphia at the Punchline there me
and Marcella. Marcella is a Zeke Gang favorite. She's amazing. Uh.

(01:04:27):
Next week I will be at the Comedy and Magic
Club and Hermosa Beach with Philippe as Sparsa, which will
be super fun to doing comedy or magic or a
little bit. Well, I am walking magic, but I will
be doing a comic all right. Is there a tweet
you've been enjoying? Here we go. It's from Chris Astrada,
who's an amazing stand up comic, and this is something

(01:04:48):
he tweeted. He's been doing shows in Florida and it
was very funny to me. All right, so said. If
I had to sum up my lasting impression of this
weekend in Tampa so far, it would be last night
watching three young white women saying bitch three finance Nigga's
coming to meet us up and then three white guys
in oversized shorts showed up. That made me laugh just

(01:05:09):
as hard as it made you guys laugh. And I
was like, oh my god, that's great Tampa. Let's hear
it for Tampa. Miles Where can people find you? And
is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh? You can
find me on Twitter and Instagram? Uh? What is it
at Miles of Gray? Yeah, that's who you can find me? Uh?

(01:05:29):
And a tweet I like, oh, man, because of Candice
Owens comments about, you know, denying the existence of the
Southern strategy, saying it's a myth, right that conservatives courted
racist whites in the South to get their support. She
said it was a myth, and then like and a
lot of people who have been circulating this video from
Praguer you whole about sort of just saying like, this

(01:05:50):
is explaining the quote myth of the Southern strategy. There's
a historian called Kevin Cruz who constantly has to like
take down this video as a historian and be like, no,
this is bullshit. Uh so this is it's not even
it's a thread. I'm just gonna retweet it. Just check
out the retweet because he's just point by point taking
down this argument that the Southern strategy is a myth,

(01:06:12):
because it is a very real thing. Also shout out
to Ava DuVernay, who also tweeted after Candice Owens was like,
here's an audio clip of one of Reagan's political strategies
from the talking just exactly how the funk they were
going to shift policy to help whites and harm the
blacks is in his own words, So yeah, interesting, So
you're saying she's wrong about that. Candic owns, Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:35):
she's just wrong. She needs a fucking just let go
and let God. Uh So tweets I've been enjoying Rabbi
Dangel Ruttenberg tweeted, Hi, Rabbi here. Stephen Miller is a
white nationalist. Thank you for laying in. J. P. Mcdad tweeted,
don't even try to tell me about the real New
York if you never got your ass kicked by the

(01:06:56):
ninja turtles, and that's also great, that's great. Uh and
then a pass stamping on a human face forever. Tweet.
If you're the first to comp tweet the New York
Times crossword puzzle on any given day and are able
to deliver conclusive evidence of this feat, the New York
Times editorial staff, allow you to execute one pundit of
your choice full big l amnesty and which I did

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(01:07:40):
as whats gonna beat today? This is a track from
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toe nail shot off? Yes, did you say in your teeth? Yeah? Okay,

(01:08:02):
Tevas are coming back. Have you noticed that? Know? And
I'd like to keep it that I know. But it's weird.
I see fucking teen kids rocking the Teva's with sandals.
I'm like, yo, you look like my fucking camp with
sandals socks. Yeah, but no no, then they put a
sandal on top of that super flips us. Christ put

(01:08:25):
the arm of Christ on the two stands. These oceans
I'm walking across all of watching turned his water into empty.
You float that mountain dew, I'm gonna ship. Uh well,
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