May 7, 2025 • 103 mins
The guys talk about Alcatraz, OnlyFans, and Robert's hatred of birds. They also do a mock draft of summer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby the Top and leadspread Man. That's wait listen, it's
a past the Grave Grave we go win fishing for
your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Nat Houston Baby.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
We'll get rich today.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Nich Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy girl. What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's Past the Gravy episode six hundred and fifteen with
your pals Alex, Pat and welcoming back Bobby the Hog jokes,
Happy gravy day to you and yours. We got an
action packed pod. And by action packed pod, I mean
it's kind of wide open looking at our prep sheet
right now. So it could be could be an interesting one,
(00:56):
or it could just be a regular fun episode Past
the Gravy, depending on how it goes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'll start us off though.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was I was walking the dog and I saw
a dude rolling up into the park that I was
walking around on a scooter, like a razor looking scooter.
What is the least cool thing you can roll up on?
The least cool vehicle? Not a car?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I feel like most people would say, like a scooter
is not it like a Vespa, But I disagree. I
think they're incredibly I don't know if cool would be
the right one. But how funny would it be if
you saw me roll up on a vespa? Like that
would brighten everyone's day, Like look at that fat guy
on a scooter?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that would that would be.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
But I think most people would say, like a scooter,
like a motorized scooter, that's the least cool vehicle there is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I was thinking, it's not even something with like a motor,
like because I was a scooter and I was like,
that's like a scooter's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're just whipping around the driveway and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
But like it's the unicycle. I was thinking unicycle only
nerds use universes.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I was thinking of the bicycle with a small wheel
and the big wheel.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, awesome, this guy has money.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Penny further, penny farther, penny farther, I think, penny farther. Yeah,
it's what they were called huge pool.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was really dumb. But also beg this guy might
have tried time traveled from eighteen twenty two. I want
to I want to pick his brain on some stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Like is it cool, if it's cool if you know
how to ride a unicycle, but you look like a
nerd showing up on a unicycle, Like if that's how
you're transporting yourself. If you have a unicycle, and that
can be a cool thing. You can show off that
you can ride a unicycle.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's tight.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
If I am like, hey, pat meet me at the
park and you show up on a fucking unicycle, I'm
gonna like, go away.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I've known two people in my life that will show
up on unicycles, and neither of them were nerds. Are
like dumb or I didn't like them or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But also.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You're right, you do get kind of jealous when you
see It's like, that's really cool. I wish I could
do it, But your brain also goes nerd, Your nerd,
your nerd, that's stupid. You're a nerd.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
In college, there was always like one or two people
you'd see going around campus.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Well, like, dude, you started doing that because you think
it's gonna get you.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Chicks, right, And I'm like, I never want to be
that guy that like, oh that's cool, he's got NeXT's
actually not that bad.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You're doing it just for attention, and the only attention
you get while wearing that is, look at that nerd.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
All right, So I put like a kind of power
rank to this. We don't have a power rankings today.
Nobody sent in any good power rankings. Get better at
power ring he's at past grade pod hashtag ptg answers,
and then get us to powerrank five similarly rated things.
The five least cool vehicles to show up on Again,
none of these are like motorized vehicles. Scooter is five
because scooter looks cool, but just like that's your transportation.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's a little odd.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, But also if you're like, ah, I remember when
I had a razor?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is outside the age of sixteen grown adults rolling up
on a scooter, it looks like you stole.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It or you work on a Silicon Valley campus.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That too, But again like if yeah, yeah, you can
do it a Silicon value.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Which means California, which means stupid. So yeah, you're correct,
all right?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So five with scooter. Four luge a street luge. What
are you doing, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's pretty rolled up on a loose That would be awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No, wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's like he's just like laying flat like you're run over.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I mean he can only do it downhill.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, it's weird as fuck, but I'm not gonna pull
you up, Like, what are you gonna do? You to
carry that back home? Why'd you show up like this?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I mean if you can show up one way San
Francisco and your friends are down at the bottom of
the hill and they're like, roll up, we're gonna play
kickball and you can fly down the hill on a
roll down, I think that's kind of a I think
that's kind of an alpha move.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You can either show up or roll out.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Cool this one, but it's your list. Three is rollerblades.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think rollerblades roller skates are cool, but like, if
your mode of transportation to show up somewhere is rollerblades,
it doesn't look that cool.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, post like nineteen ninety nine, you're not allowed to
use rollerblades for transportation.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If you're going roller blading with with the the kids
or your rollerblading with a friend, like, that's fine, that's exercise.
But if you are like, hey, I'm going to Pat's
house and I rollerbladed to your house, you bet get
out of my house.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
If I see you on the streets and roller blades.
I better very shortly thereafter, see you go whoa and
jump over a guy who's tying his shoe that you
didn't see until the last second.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And then two is a ripstick?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah dumb, so dumb?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What like that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's again a kid's thing. Like what is an adult
doing with a ribstick? You're just asking to like break
your arm.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You're asking to throw out your back all of your body,
flipping your hips back and forth that much over the
age of thirty. You're asking for months of back pain.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Everybody knows the ripstick is right, Robert.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It's it's like the skateboard, but you just swivel it
back and forth to make it move or else it
won't move.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So like, is it like two two yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, like two tear drops put together.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, And so you have to like get
in a rhythm and if you get out of that
rhythm and you're absolutely screwed, and like you can probably
even it out, but like not to like not.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
For very long.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Okay, you said no motive because I was looking through
out one wheel, but one wheel has a motor.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
One wheels are like cool, but you kind of look
nerdy if like that's how you're getting around one hundred
percent of the time.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Like it's cool if you have like you're too nerdy
to have a skateboard.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I had a hoverboard because somebody gave it to me
for Christmas and it rocked I number one. I walked
the dog with it. But like I wasn't like, hey, Pat,
I'm coming over. You could come over and bring your
hoverboard and like, yo, check this hoverboard, but like you
don't go place A to place b with that.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
That's the hoverboard was one of those ones where it's
so dumb. I hate it. I'll never buy it. Somebody
bought me one.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I would think it was which exactly exactly what it was.
I would ride that to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was sick.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like my dog, I'd take her to the dog park
and it was in the complex they lived in, so
I would just like hoverboard around the dog bark while
she did her business and hung out, and I was like,
all right, time to go.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I also drink too much.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I feel like the hoverboard would be Oh, it's a problem.
I would have to have a segue it's a problem.
And then yeah, unicycle was one. So it was unicycle ripstick,
roller blades, luge and scooter.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Special mentioned mall cop segue. Remember when segways first came
out and every mall cop in the world got one.
Oh yeah that was and you were like, look at you, you
do something. I could walk away from that. It's so slow.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I remember my grandparents went on a tour of I
can't remember. They went on vacation somewhere, but my grandpa
had a hat and it said segs in the city
and it was like the Sex and the City.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Five and great dad or Grandpa, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Fantastic tourist like hat like great great company name, great
company logo.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Somebody was thinking, thinking.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Right, that's that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But then I think the segways are done now, well
yeah them anymore?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Is the mall cop the least respected profession in the world,
Like I'm not even to say the United States in
the world. The growing up, you would always hear you
don't want to go to be a garbage man. Now
looking back, like those guys make fake have been sick,
and like as an adult you respect him because you're.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like, well, I thank you for doing this than the
trash and that's sick.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
There's not a person in the world that respects them
all cop like even their families don't respect them. I
don't know about that. It's like the kids in the
mall definitely don't respect you.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Kids, but like kids are shitheads.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, guess what if something happens at the mall, they
still have to call the cops. The cops show up,
they're not going to respect you.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, but you can still yell at kids, which is
kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, but nobody respects you. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Just the least respected, I don't think that it's not
maybe like in general, I think i'd be a good
map least respected job is probably the guy behind the
bulletproof glass at like a towyard. It just gets yelled
at by everybody that Like it's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I love my car at Parker All. This wasn't a towzone.
It's like, hey, man, I didn't tell your car. I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just need you to give me your four hundred dollars.
I'll give you your key, I'll give you your ship,
Like that's all we gotta do.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I I've been with two friends that had their cars
to and just the meanest people say the meanest stuff
to those people, and I feel like they're very disrespected
or also, uh, telemarketers, m telemarketers good or bad.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
We'll save that for next year. Will power rank Those.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Actually least respected?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Is the people that's send the fucking political text because
I still keep getting them.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Those are volunteers, though, there's no way that's next.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't respect you at all though, that's volunteer least
respected volunteer job. There you go, scumbags, Stop stop doing it.
You're not getting the point through that. You think you're
getting the point through too, Like, has anybody been not
raising awareness? You know what they are? So and so's
raising taxes. Well, this guy texted me out of the blue,
I might as well. I might as well take this
guy's side.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Really, here's what those text should be representative. Mike Johnson
is a Republican. There's your heads up, so you know
which way to vote? No like that, I don't know. No,
you shouldn't, but that's how most people do vote. You
vote read or you vote blue. These text messages they
send you a paragraph and they don't tell you what
party they're in, So you're just making me angry and confused.
(09:31):
At the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, I don't know, but just dude rolling up with
the scooter. It was a cool looking dude. I just like,
that's a wild move. I wonder why that's what you
chose to show up here on. I also think that
these two guys that hang out at the park a
lot of time. I'm not one hundred percent sure if
they're drug dealers, but I think they might be drug dealers.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't care. I'm not going I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's like, yo, yah, they ain't bother anybody, but occasionally
you'll see somebody come hang out with them, and they
seem to know everybody that go it was to the park, joggers,
people taking their dogs in the park, So it doesn't
seem like those people are like, there's not those people,
but like occasionally you'll see like somebody else come hang
with them for a second. No, but they're there a
lot of times. They're there seventy five percent of the
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time that I go there at any point, the big numbers. Yeah,
and they hang out like they're just they're not bothering anybody,
So I'm not I'm not like worried about it. Was like, yo,
if You're just like, they what do you guys do
all day? What do you do all day?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Then he just you lean in and he just shows
you a big fat bag of weed and you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I have no more questions. Hey, bro, I don't have
a problem with you anyways. Man, just hang out. But yeah,
that was uh, that was the first thing I had.
And the other thing I had was is it time
for mermaids to stop swimming and start cleaning?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah? Like, at what point are they going to step
in and help with the ocean problems?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Mermaids are by far the worst maids.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
There's there's a little island of trash in the middle
of the ocean. Where are they middle of the ocean?
What are they doing about it?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah? What? Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You have made in the name? You can't get this
isn't including Merman because Murmann. It's like, you're just a man.
You just get your beat, dude.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
This is why a landas fell. They have no work effic.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They're watching the dude. The Murman are just watching the game.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Like, oh, look, you see all this trash that's in
your home. Yeah, I don't care. I'll just ignore. I'm
gonna swim over here away from it. Dude, it's in
your home. Yeah, I just don't go in that room anymore,
filled with trash.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You want me to give a shit about the environment,
how about you get these mermaids. They fucking clean up
some shit first and set a good example, and then
maybe I'll fucking stop throwing my car battery in the ocean.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Huh. Just fucking trying to live off of our tax dollars. Yeah,
that's all I had. Really, it's a good observation.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Somebody photoshop like Ariel from no that might be taken wrong.
This photoshop like a mermaid with a made outfit on,
because then they'd be a real maid. And that would
also be like mermaid's cleaning service for verbal trademark, for
able trademark.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know how they have about it? Is it Molly
made bleeped that out out? No free ads. But like
there's like made services. That'd be a cool logo.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's good a business idea. I got a business idea, right, Okay,
So you know how Cardio is stupid and everyone hates it. Yeah, yeah,
so we're gonna open h God damn it, and I
just I had it.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Cardi bro, Cardi Brody bro So what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
It's gonna be a way for guys to get cardio
in a way that's not tough. It's just gonna be
a room where guys can get together and wrestle. You
just you know, you're just wrestling with the boys, get
the heart ate up a little bit, and then you know,
a corner of the We're not even have a bar
in there. It's literally just gonna be the corner room.
Just buckets of beer for afterwards. I like that, but
you know, maybe some oil too, so you can get
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all oiled up when you're just wrestling with the boys.
Nothing sexual, nothing sexual about this at all, just.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Called it seems like just a fight club that we
talked about.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
No no, no, no, no no fighting. There's no punches wrestling.
You're just wrestling. Who doesn't like wrestling with the boys,
Who doesn't love getting absolutely drunk on a boys weekend?
And then you know, two, we're gonna end up wrestling. Yeah,
I wrestled my buddy John all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're that guy in the group.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Sometimes it's always like the well, we get feisty with
each other and then you're like, oh really, and when
your buddy gives you the really thing, you gotta wrestle.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
There's always the one or two guys in every group
of like longtime friends, at least we do. I don't
know about about the females, but fucking really hot. But
you're just like, you get him riled up and you hey,
dude a bit, you want to tackle so and so,
and they're like, fuck you, I will, and then they
go do it, and then they wrestle and like somebody's
not cool about because he's not as drunk as the
other guy is like what the fuck, bro, And they
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just wrestle, and then by the end of it they're
all just.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's just like ah.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
One of the most shared videos in our group chat
is me and my buddy were wrestling and he's in
much better shape than me. So after a while I
just gave up because I got tired, and he mounted me.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And spank to me on the shouldn't have been tired,
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Now, see, if I had just gasta, if I had
CARDI bro to go to, you could burn that I
wouldn't be so tired. Next time we rest we work
that up. I like, that's just a place for guys
to wrestle dudes. That's that's the logo slogan, don't even
don't question it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I also think there should be a gym that's just
basically like a Frogger, like the game Frogger, where it's
like the only thing in the gym is like it's
got I don't know if they're like foam pits or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Like just like hanging foam, but like those like.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Foam logs though, and you just gotta jump across it
and try to like not get hit or was it Frogger, Yeah,
there's alligators on something. Yeah, yeah, but like there's stuff
that just comes and knocks you down.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I would love that. And at the end it's a ballpit,
so you're just trying to sprint through and die. Yeah,
the ballpit mid air, your legs get taken out, you
get a helicoptered.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Just make that like half of a tumbling gym. It's
like a struggling like tumbling or cheerleading gym. But like, hey,
you want to make some more rent, I would like
to take half of this gym. And if we could,
I had a phone pit right here and I could
put my fake logs here and these fake alligators that
knock people over.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That would be great.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Hey, are you the dad that was forced to come
to gymnastics and drop off your five year old over
there here for three hours while they learned to do
a role play frog or over here?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, I did have a buddy though that went. He
took his daughter to a trampoline park birthday. I don't
know what it was called. There's a bunch of those,
the jump parks, and he broke his ankle.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't play pick up basketball.
I think like five years ago I made the decision.
I was like, I think I'm just out on trampoline.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Stuff where you're jumping a lot. Maybe don't do that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't need a chance. Like I already put a
lot of stress on my cls, whether it be the
A or the M.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yes or the L, all the all the cls. I
don't need to spring them at the same time like Lebron.
That's why Pat couldn't go to the Mechcal of this
year because he had he was worried about the cls.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I was gonna wear this.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Are you look great? Are you the greaty? Got a
little washcloth on the on the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
That would be great to get invited to the met
gala and you just show up and like jeans and
a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So what I'm really symbolizing is the everyday struggle, like
the everyday American worker is going through because of these
healthcare corporations, because of like you know, like they can't
afford Like I know that, like you, Joe Burrow, you
can wear this nice Gucci suit, all right, I know,
Sabrina Carpenter, you can wear this gorgeous dress that costs
a bunch of money. Insert everybody else was there, But
like the everyday man, like we they can't afford those things.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And that's who I am here representing. And all you
have to do is have some really weird, dumb like
explanation for like.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Wearing Walmart shirt and jeans. Are like, well, actually the
jeans are Gucci, the shirt is Ermez, and the shoes
are Louaton, And they're like, oh, so your outfit cost
nine hundred dollars. Now you can come in. I want
to Now it's fashion instead of just clothes. I would
just go dress as Zoro as what Zoro hamburglar and
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just try and cause chaos inside.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Zora is basically just the Hamburglar.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah, but I have stripes.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
He's like the McDonald's Zorro.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
But you're good, so you'd be trying to stop me.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Zoro is the Mexican Hamburglar, and Hamburglar is the McDonald's Zorro.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
He's the ham towddler.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yes, yes, how would you guys have? Would you have?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Robert?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Excuse me what you talking about? I just give you
a business.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
So I know you guys talked a little bit about
the Kentucky Derby last week?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But did you ask us if we want any money
on the Kentucky Derby? Ask us?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
So last week I heard that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's sucking rude this guy.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Did you guys put any money?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, we sure did.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
We sure did we want on the first race and
the last I lost them Like the first I made
it up though I've since lost it all back again.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Back to Robert.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
So apparently like all of the horses were descendants of Secretariat.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, Tarriot's like Genghis Khan for horses. Yeah, and it
gonna be thinking of like there have been like a
sheep that's been cloned, right, Alli, If they clone a Secretariat,
would that be an interesting race, yes.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Or would it be boring?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Depends on if he's like Secretariat, Like I don't know.
You can clone him, but the clone doesn't always have
the same mindset, you know. Like Secretariat from what I know,
and that's exclusively based on a movie and several things
I've read, was like a grinder Bro Like Bro was
a fucking hustler. Big Red was addicted to the hustle.
He was addicted to the hustle. He was like Sham,
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who was also one of the greatest horses of all time,
who if you look at it, I think Sham and
Secretariat have like two of the top five Derby times
of all time. They used to also pack the dirt
a little bit more than they do now, so it's
a slower track. But Secretariat was fucking just massive ass
horse and fucking dedicated to win it, like that was
all he cared about. I don't think a lot of
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these horses, you know, they like they're saying that Sovereignty
may not even race in the previous he's not.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He's out.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I saw that was a rumor they could be.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
It's like, why you skipping the prenus? Don't we want
the They might not even go in the Belmont. Why
what is the point of this?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
If you you should be required to unless the horse
is hurt, Yeah, you should kill it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair. You can't just breed that.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Now you pump a couple of loads out of it
and then you've put a bullet in its head.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
And if you pay like like so we bet, we
bought the bet card, like the daily racing form that
has like all the info about each race, and one
of the things on it shows like what the stud
fee was for like to have that horse bread and
there's like some of them were six thousand dollars and
some of them are like four hundred and eighteen thousand dollars.
So there was like it was a wide varying range,
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and it's like you should immediately just like you don't
get a stud fee.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You don't get a stud fee because like.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
If you're paying one hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
a fucking Kentucky winning or a Kentucky Derby winning horse
and that horse didn't run in the Preakness or the
Bell mind.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's like that horse runing scared. That is a coward.
Those are coward jeans.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You get that horse has no balls, boy he does,
or else he couldn't breed.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
That trainer has no balls.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Trainer add no balls, owner has no balls. Bullshit is
what it is. You know what right if not?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't regret betting sovereignty, but I'm mad that I
did bet sovereignty because I would have rather bet someone else.
I think they should take away the wind. But I
still get and still keep my money.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
They can take away the wind, just not the winnings.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
But yeah, that's uh, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
But uh, like I get, like, I don't know, I
don't know if like cloning makes it like you maybe
you have similar traits, you have similar stuff, but like
you can't clone a personality one hundred percent, can you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Also, there has been rumors that Secretariat was doped up,
so maybe if we brought the clone back, we would
just see, Oh no, he wasn't that good. He was
just hopped up on every steroid that they had in
the nineteen twenties or thirties whenever the hell Secretariat was,
possibly even forties, I can keep going, maybe the fifties.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Possibly in the sixties.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Uh, yeah, I don't know. They probably still kick fucking
ass as we just went over. Horses are softer now
they couldn't handle his shit.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
But like all all of them were clothes. I don't
know how many horses are in the one race.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
They're all closed because they're soft. Secretary would have blown
them out of the water.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
All of them are Secretary of clones.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Secretary.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Sovereignty is the Lebron James triple Crown.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Man, God, damn, that was way off, way off.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I said the sixties was too far. I'm still a
ten away, but yeah, No, sovereignty is the Lebron James
of horses to the Michael Jordan secretariat.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Fuck dude, that pisses me off man the way talk
about first.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Like the triple Crown is over there, there will be
no there will be no second. We're not even gonna try.
So just that's like one of the most exciting things
in sports every year is when a horse can win
the first two and you're going into there's there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We're Big Brown, no race. I think we're in.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
We might have just graduated, but Big Brown was like
won the first two. Massive ass horse didn't get done.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
In the Belmont. Too big, too long.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You ride with those like whoever wins this before, if
you win, if any horse wins one and two, like
you're like, let's go. Everybody's in on it. I want
to see that. And it used to be like it
hasn't happened in so long. Now it's kind of happened
a couple of times recently. American Pharaoh fucking rocked.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Honestly, it's the point I might have to start rooting
for the Japanese horses.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
They hey, they race with honor Pearl Harbor, dude, and
integrity Pearl Harbor. They're not gonna pull out for the race.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Those horses ran themselves into another horse's.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
We tagged them back for Pearl Harbor, and I'm pretty
sure they've forgiven us, so I think it's time forgive.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That was the retaliation. That's not it's.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
True, but we've retaliated twice.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well, it was like, don't fuck with us, stop, hey, don't,
And that was wi and heroes and now.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
They you know what they've given us baseball players. Now
they're giving us horse races. Japan's finally figured it out.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And didn't we win the most recent World Baseball Classic?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Did weird. Did Puerto Rico win.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's US too.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
If an American territory win, that counts as US.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Okay, fair enough. I always think or did Japan win?
Because yeah, no, Japan beat us right because it was
Trout versus Otani on the mound.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I don't remember. Fuck we lost the yeah Japan one? Yeah, okay,
well then I take that back. I don't know, you
know what Olympics we beat them in that so j.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
I've yet to see a Japanese horse that won the
Kentucky Derby and did not race in the second one
exactly Preakdness, Belmont Preetness.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
But gotta win enough. I don't know. Fuck fuck that ship, dude,
that that's pissing me off.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Society is just softening.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think Secretariat's clone would still be a kick ass horse.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
We don't know how much heart it would have.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah, it might like die young, but because it's got
a clone heart that doesn't work properly. But those first three.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Years to be okay, great question, Robert. The solid start
to the pot I think solid start, everybody. Let's move
on to the Comeback Kids segment, where we tell you
what's back in the news.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
According to us this week. It's the comeback kid, comeback
of the week, comeback of the week, bitch.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
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it comes to rates. And if you'd like to speak
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we would love to uh put onto your product. Pretty
good product pushers. All right, that's what I'm saying, pushing
that pee that p are. I just saying that because
I know we don't have any ads this week, which sucks.
Moms are their first comeback kid this week. Shout out
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to the moms.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Shout out Mama. If you're listening, I love you.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Shout out mom, I love you too. And Emma, Emma
also first time mom.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
That's right, Shout out Emma.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Emma went from being like not a mom to now
a mom with another one on.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
The way alright, God done, though good you did about
mine yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Presents I bought my since first one, I know my
wife's not listening.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
A mom might be listening. She probably won't be listening
on time I got her present that. I'm kind of
hoping we'll make her piston pants. It's like a it's
it's like a shortcake, but like when you open the box,
it like kind of blows open.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Pat's mom, if you're listening ear muffs.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah, and like things fly out of the box. So
I'm kind of hoping I get a call like, yeah,
good job Dick had them on pistar her pants because
it surprised her.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Like my brother and I always try and out do
each other with cards for my mom.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Like that's a good strategy. We're like we're not breaking
the bank. We're just gonna go cards.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, we usually like what are you getting mom?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
And then we give each other like what we're gonna
get her, so we can even.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That out and then to a card, just put one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But like our car, no, and it's not that it's
like the card has to outdo the other one and
like all got I got it this like really big card,
Like my brother got her a big card that he
ordered one time, and then I bought like four pieces
of posterboard it stapled him together, and then made a
giant card and then wrote on the entire inside of
it and like filled it all out with a bunch
of like sweet stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You No, it was really long.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
It took a long time to fill it out, but
it was all like cool stuff. And then we've just
been trying to top each other like that after that.
And I wanted to get her a billboard this year,
but turns out those are very expensive.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh you're just gonna go out into a rural area,
you know.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
One that she's like where she's not gonna see it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
And I could just photoshop a built like a fake one.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
To mom, I bought you this billboard and luling, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Go tack it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So that's that's what I usually with my mom, which
is I feel like a better way to like it.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Think this is how we love you.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
We're fighting over you instead of like my mom's not material,
like a material person.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
She's like, do we just I just want to hang
out with you, guys. I'll cook you something like stop
fucking cooking. You're not cooking, you're fucking cooking.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I assume my other sister is going to get her something.
I don't know if my brother or second sister will,
so I could win this year.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I never Yeah, you gotta win. I never win.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's a big like when you win Mother's Day like
that is I would say the most important one to
win with, like the if not then in the lar
fuck you because.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I'm not giving the free shout out to the actual
berry company. Yeah I almost did that, but I was like,
I'm pretty sure every year that I've bought these chocolates
covered strawberries for my mom, my brother and dad just
end up eating them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, And it's like, who'd I get these for?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You can't get mad that she didn't want to eat them.
Someone else ate them because they would have gone to waste.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Maybe that's why I should get my dad. I never
know what to get my dad. I should just get
him chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
That's also why, like, at least in the people in
my life, the women in life, my mom, mother in law,
my wife, like they don't give a fuck about stuffed animals.
I know some people like hold stuffed animals and like, oh,
this is really cute bear.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm gonna put it up here. I'm gonna keep it
here forever, like.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
It's a dog toy if I get that. So whenever
you're in the flowers and it's like, hey, for just
forty dollars more, we could put this cool teddy bear
holding your heart in there, the personalized letter.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
I'm like, no, yeah, this one had had like for
an extra forty or whatever it was. I think it
was like thirty dollars. I could add four pictures into
the box that when it falls open, they're on the inside.
And I was like, the whole fucking thing was only
fifty bucks. You're trying to almost fifty percent of charge
me for some pictures. Get the fuck out of here
so they get you. Also don't know if I have
four pictures with me and my mom together, not not
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anywhere online that I can upload.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, you're you're doing to take any pictures.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Other people take pictures of you occasionally. But that's I've
learned that trying to put the Gravy Day photos together,
because I was trying to get pictures of us. Robert
at least has Sam post pictures of him sometimes so
I can snag and stockpile some of those. You have
not had a picture since I like it wasn't taken,
probably by Robert or whoever took photos for us at
a gravy event, Probably since like twenty thirteen.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
I was gonna say, the last picture of me and
my mom together, there's a decent chance that it's from
like eighteen years ago. Yeah, at like a cousin's wedding.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You start taking more pictures, buddy, that should be a.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
New Where am I gonna?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You have a phone, you have social You just want
me taking selfie on that out here? Well when you're
doing a cool events.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Fucking move in silence, Man, I got too many OLPs
out here.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I gotta get the ops.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I don't know. That was like vaguely Australian and British.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It was like a British rapper.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Man, it's not whole.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Boom boom boom boom, but dam but boom but.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, shout out to the moms, we love you. Tell
your moms you love him.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Shout out to the moms, and shout out to the MILFs.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, the MILFs, who's your good to?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Brandy Love.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I like Sherry Deville because I met her.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
She was cool, too big, too unnatural.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah for me, vibes with Molly's pretty cool. I don't
know that one look her up.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Look her up, She's cool, like not now later? All right?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Sure you don't want me looking up porn on your company?
Wi fi Okay, rude.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You probably wouldn't be the first person too.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I sure.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
First person to Roberts here Robert definitely, he just doesn't
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Also, back this week is Alcatraz.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Rock.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What fuck the prom queen?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I'm married the prom queen.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, so Trump's bringing it back.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I fucking hope. So now I will be disappointed that
I can't go visit anymore, even though I haven't.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know if you've seen like pictures of Alcatraz,
but it's like dilapidated. Yeah, it wouldn't make sense to
redo it.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Well, they're going to rebuild it. Why though, because we're
going to make Alcatraz great again?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Aren't we like cutting every part of the government and
all kinds of jobs to save money, Like, why would
we then spend way more money than we need to
just build a super prison when you can just build
a super prison. It's on land that won't dilapidate faster.
They won't have to have everything boded in and out,
that won't have like it. It's a terrible idea.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Because it's sick.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What do you mean? It's sick? But like keep it
for like tours, like yo, this is where al Capone stayed.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Or they can be like, hey, you know that famous
guy that got arrested. It's getting diddled over there right
now on that island.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Do you know they never did any executions at Alcatraz?
Know that's wild?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wow, fucking California, California. Manuck there, birdman. Jim Quillen also, yeah,
So I mean I'm down for this either.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I mean for years I was down with reopening the
Astrodome as a stadium. They couldn't get that done. Why
not try Alcatra?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What have you just made the astrodom of jail?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I will that's not a bad idea about make the
prisoners play baseball.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, in the off season.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Rickivon came from the California Penal League.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You could have daytime baseball all the time. It's just
prison baseball, so you could bet that.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Oh shit, oh shit, he's not dropping the bat on
the way to first.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
And then like if you set like a home run record,
you free. I like that you can kind of play
for your freedom.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
It's so a perfect game.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You're free, and it's like it's not the best conditions,
Like you could fix it up obviously, but you don't
have to make it perfect because it's the prison.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I'd like that. I will say this though, if this
prison redoing Alcatraz.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
And try out for the after dumb prison.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
If it doesn't work, they need to turn it into
a skate park. Finally, like in Tony Hawk Pro Skater
two or three, I'm sure I remember skating Alcatraz and
it was fucking sick.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I would be sick at a skate park.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
I want to see Ryan Sheckler do that now, even
though he's too old now and can't skateboard either.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Maybe he's got a kid they could.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
He's the most recent to skateboard of the bam Skating
again bammo jerr. Let him go skate.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Alcatraz better than that and than drugs.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
There's no drugs on Alcatraz yet because it's prison and
prisons never have drugs.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's true. You can't get him in. Can't get him in,
can't get him in. Everybody says that you definitely.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Can't bring it in with a backfield.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Was illegal to bring him in. Nobody can do that.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Can't can't keister all the way through the water.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
But that would be sick the like they're like, fuck, dude,
after dumb prison, try out to today at all the
other prisons and like you gotta like, man, how can
this guy hit a curve?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What it With's the end for double murder? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But can you hit a fucking curveball? He's sure as
ship can, dude, every like MLB player that goes to jail,
that's just gonna be. It's gonna just be the longest yard,
but with baseball.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Would be even sicker. Though. You're like, dide, you hear
what happened to Mikey What got drunk in San Francisco
and punch the cop?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
They're sending him to Alcatraz.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, like when John Rocker eventually gets arrested for whatever
he's gonna do, just ship him to ask for dumb prison. Oh,
is he dead? He might be, he might not be.
I don't know if he's dead or not. Pete Rose
is dead. They're kind of the same guy, post baseball.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Kind of post baseball. I almost get mad at that, like,
don't do that to p Well, you know, yeah, yeah,
I'm fully on. I don't understand why you're not Alcatraz
is cool? Why not? Really?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's just gonna cost too much money, and like, yeah,
it'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
What everything costs money in California, So it's just regular.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
But you don't want people to brag about being able
to do a stint in Alcatraz.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I I think what he's planning on doing is he's
just gonna then take all of the homeless and be like,
you're all illegal, get on the island.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
That's how he's going.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
To clean up San Francisco by just putting all the
homeless in Alcatraz and then guess what, then you can't
see all the human poop in the streets because it's
all the way in the.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Island and where they go, they can't get off.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Alcatraz, dude, we're giving them three hots and a cot
but we wouldn't be Yeah, we would. We're rebuilding Alcatraz
to then just put them there, we're not just dumping them.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Also, there's like lead based paint that they can't have.
Then there's all kinds of bad ship that they don't have.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Okay, what about if we do this, don't rebuild Alcatraz,
still round up all the homeless in San Francisco, put
them on the island survivor Homeless edition.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I would watch that show.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I would watch this ship out of that show.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Watch that show.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
They'd probably build some sick ass encampments.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
They would be, Yeah, give them a couple of tents,
see what they can do.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Like you, they start warring. We just turned Alcatraz into
like a little mini society for homeless, and watch how
they still revert to war because that's what we do
as humans.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Alcatraz is one of those things where it's just.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Like like a modern marvel, you like, because they just
put people in prison on an island.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, dude, and then people got out of it.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Such a sick early America thing. What did you do? Well,
there was an island, so we built a prison on it.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I think it was a military prison initially, and then
they were just like, what have we just made a
regular prison?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Like a civil war or some shit like way back then. Yeah,
probably not that far because.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
You know, and then Native Americans took over it. Indigenous
people's took over it.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And then the cowboys came in and took it from them.
That was the War of the Cowboys and Indians.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeh, that's how that happened. It was all on Alcatraz lot.
People don't know that. And then I think it did.
It did a stint inver Dance, I want to say
for a minute, Yeah, in Verdance coffee basically.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What it was. And then that was actually Rebirth Island rebirth.
That's what I meant.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Obviously I did a couple of tours intover Dance as well,
but rebirth sick.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, shout out to Alcatraz though.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I love how that was the part of the podcast
where we just trail off of a topic until like
one person's left listening.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And I can tell Roberts out of it, Like right, Robert.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Roberts phone is dead. He's just acting like he's.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
The whole time just staring at a black screen's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Just looking at his own reflection because he's so hot
to just move on with his haircut. He's like, I
look good, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Last comeback kid that I got at least is fashion
because the met galow is this week, and again I
don't know what it's for.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
I didn't see a single thing from this.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Sabrina Carpenter, Joe Burrow was there.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Normally, but like, I'll just see on my timeline. I'll
be I'll see people's pictures from it. My algorithm or
algorithm is finally out to the point they don't even
show me that shit anymore. It's awesome. I completely missed it.
Somebody could have fallen, wouldn't even know.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Uh Rihanna is pregnant again.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
She shut up with baby belly all right, shot to him,
but not making a big show about it, you know,
so you know you got a real one. And then
was somebody had like Rosa Parks underwear, like Rosa Parks panties,
and they were like, yeah, did you see what this means?
It was talking about culture, and I was like, how
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do you know there rose, Like how you know the
Rose of Parks panties and like, well, they told him
to put him back and she didn't.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
At the met gala.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, she refused to put him back when they said
to put in the front.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well, so like they had Rose Parks panties on display
at the Metal.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
She was wearing Rose of Parks panties. The lady was
doing it.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
So who was telling her to put them back?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
They're saying to go to the back, Oh, put him back.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I was that's joke.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was like, none of this is making sense to me.
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
It wasn't a good joke, right Pa, They're not only winners.
I'm just trying ship out, man, try and ship out.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sometimes maybe somebody watching or listening watch us on YouTube
dot com such past podcast, well maybe they're chucklate. That's
how dumb the metcal is is that.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I actually thought somebody would have worn Rosa Parks fucking
panties and been like it's fashion.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, so mecal Lebron didn't go, because you know that
part is true.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
They did. She did wear Rosa Park's panties.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
She had multiple faces on the underwear and Rosa Park's face.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
I wanted to Offman's T shirt. How about that.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Rosa Parks face just landed.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Like, right, I don't believe either one of you.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Now that's true. I keep hearing it as Black Pink's Lisa.
I don't know if that's her name or what Black
Pink is. I don't know if that's a band or something.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
I think I think Black Pink is a K pop band,
Actually don't. I don't know why I know that. And
I think she's supposed to be like the hottest one
of them or.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Through the white.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I think she is basically the Justin Timberlake of that group,
the girl.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
She's the the the Asian that Gattuck was into. I
forgot her name.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Uh the security guard guy.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
I forgot her name in the show, But I think
that's her.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it's been like three weeks since I saw it.
I forgot all this. I barely remember this people's names
during the show.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I don't like, I don't see Rosa Park's face on that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's got like pearls on it.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Also, you're fucking Asian. What are you doing wearing a man?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It's to fight against racism, dude, she was being brave.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
You know what? Next year for Black History Month, I'm
gonna put a picture of Nelson Mandela right on my
cock for the month. That should really honor it. Howl Like,
what were you like? I'm gonna honor put her face
on my.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Clip of you talking about that's gonna do numbies. You
might also get in, but numbies.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
How do you celebrate back Black History Month? Well, I
take important black figures and I put them on my underwear.
I feel like somehow you better be putting them on
the front. Yeah, somehow less bad.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Fashions back, dude, and fuck yeah, stupid fucking met Gala
fashion Baby?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Anybody else have me coming? Mo? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Moon, that's a little too close. That's that's a little
too close to make that a character an Asian character's
name in the TV show?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Sounds like I could uh get pretty confusing for some people.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I'm not prejudiced, so I don't know a bunch of
slurs and stuff, Pat does.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
I'm sorry. I grew up in a fucking suburb, man,
you learn slurs. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I grew up in the same suburb as you, and
I know you know the slurs. Nope, not all of them.
On amaz, I guess.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I'll fill you in after the pod.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
You don't have to.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Do you want to hear something? Nope?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Nope, nope, we're good on that. Hey, we don't want
to get in any more trouble with YouTube fucking mook
right now, you know, let's move on and do our
final mock draft of the season, perhaps our final mock
draft of the season.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
We have pushed it back two times to draw it
doesn't like to shop up all the time.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
And our mock draft two weeks ago was the mock
draft of Jersey numbers. We did recap it on last
week's podcast, but if you forgot our mock draft of
Jersey numbers, Robert one, securing his safety from having to
either raise chickens at his house or grab a cops gun.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Robert had forty eight percent of the vote.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I had thirty percent in second place, and Pat was
in third with nineteen percent of the vote. So Robert
has five wins of the season. I have three, Pat
has two, and the last place person has to do
the punishment. This week's draft order will be a reverse
of that last mock draft we did, so it'll be
Pat me Robert, Robert me, Pat, Pat me, Robert Robert
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me Pat, since it's a snake draft, and we will
have voting open at three o'clock Central time on Thursday.
On at patapod on our on our X page on
X and we'll post them one everywhere, but X is
where the voting goes down, so make sure to vote
there and we will end the voting at five pm
Central Time on Friday the ninth. We are we were
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trying to figure out something that was just kind of
wide open, where there was no definite answer, and I thought,
since you know, mock draft is kind of like we're
in summer now, let's just do a mock draft summer.
That's just summer things, things that are cool about summer,
things that make you think about summer. Very wide open.
You go a lot of different ways. Leaves it to
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where we could absolutely get fucked depending on how we go,
and also to votes veto whatever the picks are.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
If it's a if it's and if you pick not that,
I mean, I don't really know any that would.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
I don't know how you could fucking pick something that
we would both be like, dude, that's so nice summer,
we don't want you to have it.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yeah, unless he's like, this is a pivotal game though
it's snow.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Winter.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, winter is the best part about summer.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
All right, So again, it's gonna go Pat Me, Robert
Robert Me, Pat, Pat Me, Robert, Robert Me, Pat and
a snake draft Pat the mock draft of Summer hopefully
wrap up mock draft season.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You gotta pick one one wich, you got one one.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
My favorite part about summer fucking barbecue, dude, just having
a barbecue, man, backyard barbecue party. Everyone's out, you're eating,
you're drinking. That's summer in a fucking.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Backyard barbecue is what you want.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
That's probably the way to put a backyard barbecue that way.
You know, I'm not just talking about the food. I'm
talking about the party. Baby, everybody hanging out. There's usually
a pool, even if not just a good.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Time backyard barbecues, all right, said one one?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
So I had no I was glad that I didn't
have one one on this because like that was so
you could have gone so many different ways you could
what happened there there we go, You could have gone
so many different ways. All Right, I'm gonna go Fourth
of July kick ass parts kind of just a barbecue,
but okay, but it's got fireworks. But mine also includes
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Fourth of July.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
Because that's what barbecue is for.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
The July is like my favorite holiday, so it's also
May America.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
That that's what I was gonna go. That's what I
was thinking initially, but I was like, I think I
can wrap this in though.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna go fourth of July, Robert, you got
two here, I got two here. I'm gonna go with
no school. I thought that might fall back to me,
but it's a really good pick.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, I was thinking about taking that one to one.
But also I haven't had school in a while.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
So I'm no school and I'm gonna go with I'm
gonna go with pools, swimming, going to the pool. Yeah,
the pool.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's a very good pick. Kind of also part of
my barbecue, but that also keeps that.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I mean, these can all like capsulate things, but yours
is backyard barbecue.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, uh encapsulatee and the fourth are light and swimming.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I am gonna go with baseball. Baseball. Baseball is like
the only thing going on in the summer. It ends
in the winter, right but like it's baseball season.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Daggers at every one of your baseball I'm packed against
the wall right now.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Summer ball, baby, summer ball. Okay, you have too here, Pat,
I will go with.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Summer concerts always better in the summer. Uh and just
say vacation, vacation even once you're out of school and
you know there's no school for the summer. A lot
of time, summer is when you get to finally go
all right. Also, fuck you, no work, Yeah, taking some
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time off.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm gonna go chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
I was hoping I could get bikinis in the third round. Bikinis,
I mean the fourth round. Sorry, the third very good,
very good.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I mean, it's not a horny pick.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
It's just like super cool part of summer, hipper cool,
part of summers are awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Just women are awesome in general.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
But also you know, you're not thinking about gay men
with that pick, so it's pretty respect exclusionary.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
So I want to move for you, all right, Robert,
wrap your picks up here. You got two? All right.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
I'm gonna go with ice cream.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
I eat it year round.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
But you know, but it's like, there's nothing better than
a hot summer day a getting ice cream.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
And I'm gonna go with wearing shorts. No more pants,
get out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Pants.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
We don't like pants like that.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
It's good pick, solid pick, strabert pants.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
I'm wearing pants today and I hate it.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I am gonna go with going to the beach. Going
to the beach. It's gonna be my last pick and
Pat wrap it up, last pick of our mock draft
of summer.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You know, I too also like staring at the ladies.
Sometimes it's not about how little they're wearing. I'm gonna
go with sundress.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I had sundresses on mine, sundresses.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
When sundresseson hits, You're just like.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah, you know, some them cheeks in that sundress or whatever.
That meme is little little gust of wind.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, just a little bit in the back.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like I'm not trying to be a part, but like
you're just like, what if? What if?
Speaker 5 (48:45):
What if?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Sundresses? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:46):
All right, as our mock draft of summer, let's recap
it and then we'll get into honorable mentions.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Pat had his mock draft of summer.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
He had backyard barbecues, summer concerts, vacation and sundresses. I
had Fourth of July baseball, chicks and bikinis and going
to the beach, and Robert had no school, going to
the pool, ice cream and wearing shorts. This is gonna
be a tough one. I don't really know where this
is gonna go. These were all solid picks. You guys
both took stuff that I would have also taken as well. Yeah,
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so this is gonna be an interesting and interesting interesting
pick again on x at past Grade Pod.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
We're gonna post this on the shame.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
If I won, we had to have one more next
week as an emergency runoff to figure out the tie
between me and But.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
That's not why we should be voting. You shouldn't be
voting shased on that. I might just vote Robert to
see if Robert wins. I don't care if I win
this one. It's the only Pat went, all right, and
then Robert had I already said.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Robert, your damn endorsement, Alex.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
So Thursday, May eighth, I will post the graphic where
you can vote on our ex at past Grade Pod
at three o'clock Central time. That's going to go until
five o'clock Central time on May the ninth, Friday. Let's
get into the honorable mentions before we move on.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I had bonfires. That was a good one. I had festivals,
so you took outdoor concerts. It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
I didn't wanna.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
I didn't want to take that. It's almost football season.
Cool part, We're like, hey, this is the last thing
before football season. After this football season, what was the Picnics,
Summer camps.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Blue bonnets pictures?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
It was very specific to Texas.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Yeah, I had longer days, Watermelon and boys.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Of Watermelon, Boys of Summer. I had on mind too.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I also had Summertime by Djjzz Jeff in the Fresh Press,
and then Summer from Calvin Harris went to mid in
the summer that song fucking slaps, then summer girls who
can forget LFO? I like girls to wear abercrom bean
fitch h What else did it that was? Yeah, I
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guess warm weather was.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I had to. But summer sausage, road trips, that's kind
of vacations. Summer sausage is good. Summer standers. Summer sang Gria.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Ooh, Sangria. I'm not a big sangria guy. I don't
mind sangria, but I'm never like yo boys, let's hit
some sangree.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
When you're in the mood for it.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
If somebody, if somebody shows up to the barbecue with
some sangret, I'm absolutely partaking in that. Also like a
little rose at the pool, a little I was really
holding nice and warm weather and something can happen with
some rose.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
I was really hoping after I took barbecue, Robert was
gonna be like, I'll take a carne asada. Fuck he
took Latin barbecue. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
You take the Latin version of whatever you think so
much harder. NBA NHL Playoffs was also on playoffs.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Great.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, that's also kind of before summer too, as it
starts right in the summer ice cream truck, ice cream truck.
But here he took ice cream, so it had been tough. Uh,
that's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be fun to see
how this one pans out. Less I lose, so vote
for me, please be a real shame.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
All right, Moving on that, let's get ready to tell
you what's not cool this week.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
There's everything. This is our event, Sash. This is where
we just we just bitch about whatever's going on. And like,
maybe people that aren't watching the YouTube enough, go ahead
us up on YouTube. That would be a good not
cool to fix. You can go fix that by just
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Speaker 3 (52:53):
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But we you podcast every episode of Past the Gravy,
so go and give us a follow. There are not
cool as can be. You know, if you stub your
toe if that's not cool. If you get run over
by a bus also a not cool. Is varying degrees
are not cool. If you'd like to submit yours, I
will pick some of the best ones each week at
Pass Gray Pod on X. Make sure you use the
hashtag PTG not cool with your submission at pass Gray Pod.
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Hashtag PTG not cool. This is the not cool segment.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Not cool man, dude, that's not cool cool cool man?
All right?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Our first not cool is from Sebastian vizkis good to
hear back from you again, buddy. He's at CARBALLOC twenty
three on X and he says, is not cool is
GTA six's release date being pushed back a whole year.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
It's unacceptable at this point. You've already pushed it back
like seven times. You've had thirty years to finish the
fucking game.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
That was mad and then they put the Yesterday was
a random Tuesday and they just dropped the trailer and I.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Was like, fuck, it looks so cool and it's like
it looks like a movie.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
It's not even like they pushed it back two months,
so like, oh, yeah, we know we said this summer,
it's May. It's actually next summer, next summer.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
This December Christmas it was, and then it.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Was Christmas and it's like, you guys are real fucking
dirt bags for.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
This you know that, like they're just just keep telling yourself, Yeah,
I want to play it.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
And at least rock Star is known. They don't finish
or they don't release games that are like unfinished and
like the last one ship like that I played ready
to play. I don't remember what their last one may
it may not be Red was that what it was?
That was the last night I played, and that was
one of the most incredible video games ever. In my opinion,
is the greatest single player store like video game of
all time. I don't think anything touches Red Dead. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Red Dead fucking slaps man. So just know they're like,
it's gonna be worth the wait, no matter. We hate
the weight. We absolutely hate the weight. But like you
can post the memes like oh yeah, so and so
went to school, graduated school, went to college, graduated college,
got a bachelor, got a master's degree, and g t
A six still has to come out yet.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
This podcast was started on Grand Theft Auto five online
and they still have not released GTA six and we've
got eleven years of this podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
But GT five is still fucking rocks.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
Yeah, and the graphics Cender are still good.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
That's it's still good. It's still good.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
So like it sucks, it isn't not cool, but no,
it's gonna be worth it. Like we're gonna get that game,
and none of us are going to do fucking anything
for a whole like next summer, just we're not doing anything.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
So you know how work.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
We're gonna do the podcast and then I'm gonna play that.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
I'm gonna have two kids at that point, and I'm like, sorry,
daddy's gotta play this da Daddy's got to move drugs.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
But Emma, you're gonna be a single mom for a
little while, just a couple of months. Yeah, Like remember when.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
I'll teach my daughter to raise my other daughter and
then that's that's it. That's it.
Speaker 5 (56:00):
You raise them.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Irish Wheezy can do it.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
The older ones. You watch the younger ones.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
What was doing there? So you can barely talk? Fine,
I don't care, watch your sister.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
But remember how we we had talked about the and
GT five, the Mount Chili Ad conspiracy that everyone people
spent legit like eleven years looking for the answers, and
then like five months back, Rockstar came out and was like, yeah, no,
that that leads to nothing. That was just us trolling.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
You're doing that.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
I hope in ten years we find out that these
last three like move backs were just so they could
add ship that doesn't go anything into the game, Like
we had to add all of our troll stuff in.
So that's why the game released months later.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
They have like fifty different channels of radio and stuff
that they record all of the bitch have.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
The largest fucking soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Probably will the biggest map. It's gonna be five.
Speaker 5 (56:48):
Was like, if you play for an hour, you've re
and you stay on one radio station, you would have
reheard everything like six times. There better be like two
hours worth of content on every radio station.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
I bet there will be fuck better be that's gonna
be w It's gonna be a perfect game.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
Also, they better have a radio station where you can
uload your own fucking songs.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
No, there's a copyright stuff probably, but it's gonna be
a perfect game.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
It's a perfect game. But that is a solid not
cool Sebastian, thanks for writing in. Buddy Todd Voss at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV. He hung out
with me on Friday at one of my gigs. I'll
talk to about a gig, and I'm gonna make that
an AD even though it's not an AD, I'm gonna
make it an ad a promotion and uh before he answers,
but Todd Voss says, I was stepping over a puddle
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and ripped the crotch of my jeans. He was on
his way home, so that was the positive. I'd hung
out with him, and I guess this happened right after that.
We were watching Rockets on Friday night at a bar.
Fucking Rockets, by the way, that's not cool too, but
to get our hopes up and then just fuck us
in the ass on game seven, let's let's pick the
worst game to have our worst.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
And it's not even like it was the whole game.
It was the fourth quarter. Like they were sluggish the
whole game. They were sluggish, but they were never like
fully out of it. It was always like time twelve
points and they would get it back down to like six,
and then the fourth quarter happened and they're just like, hey,
what if we didn't score at all?
Speaker 1 (58:04):
We were just forgot how to hit, how to shoot
NBA players?
Speaker 5 (58:08):
What if we were within six? And then you looked
up and we're down ninety four to seventy six.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, that sucked ripping the crotchy jeans, just anytime you
rip jeans at all, especially if it's like a good
pair of jeans that you like.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
Like I have, I hope your wife can sew or
you have legitimately really three.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I probably have like five or six. I wear three
pair I have, well, I have, and then I also
have like a pair of black jeans, but like I
don't really count those, Like sometimes I wear those.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
I do have during the summer. I've got a pair
of jeans that I wear while mowing the yard.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Uh, during the winter, jeans to mow the yard.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
Yeah, because but it's heavy duty. It stops everything from
kicking them. But I really only wearing when the summer.
During the winter, I'll wear more of like a sweatpant thing. Okay,
but really I've got like this pair that were that
it's a little long. I've got another pair of jeans,
and then I do have like an emergency pair of
jeans if like I've gone like three weeks and never
watched either one of these and I'm like, oh fuck,
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I need pants for work. Yeah, but those ones don't
come out very often. That's that's seriously, only if I
don't do laundry for like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, you gotta have at least two, like solid pair
of jeans. I have the three just cuz, but like
buy the same pair of jeans twice and then just
get one that's the exact same but it's a different
color slightly. And that's that's my move, because then you
gotta make this episodes like he doesn't just wear the
same pair of jeans, You're like one, fuck you, who
cares where I wear two their jeans and three?
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Like no, I don't. Then you just lie about it.
Speaker 5 (59:35):
See, my next pair will probably be like yours, the
light blue.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
I have two way this exact same color, and then
I have one that's a darker one.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
So my oldest pair, which is the mowing laun jeans,
is how my rotation goes. Those were light blue like that.
Then I had worn those for so long. When I
bought my next pair, they were a little bit lighter.
These ones are a little bit darker. I go through
phase like those dark ones for a while. You know what,
I'm gonna wear the light blue jeans for the next
couple months, let me get a new pair.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
I like that, and then it looks like when you
wear like the dark jeans for a while and then
you get like you go back to your like you good.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Jeans look great.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah, it sucks you'd ripping, the ripping, the crotchy your jeans.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And especially because that means you've had them and they're
broken in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, that means they were just part.
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Even if you were or your wife are able to
sew and you get it, might it still might not
feel the same. Yeah, it doesn't have the factory stitching
you know you had.
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, you knew your weay around that, and it's a
little bit different. It would still be good, but it
might not be the same. That's a good not cool.
The next one is from Mikey P I also saw
on Friday Night at It's just Mikey p on X.
He says, he's not cool. Is my car not starting
after leaving the convenience store. It made me late for work.
Your car not starting, it's just you go into immediate panic.
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But uh, let me try to get.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
And I have my jumper cables, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I just got to inconvenience somebody like, hey, can you
give me a jump?
Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I found out the other day I don't even have
cables in my car. I got it, I thought I did.
My trunk is such a mess. I haven't cleaned it
in like two years.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
The cables.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Where it's like a just a jumper that you don't
have to have the cables for, it's like a single one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
I also found out that you're supposed to ground the
one that's going to the battery that's being charged. You're
not supposed to put both of them on there. I
found this, Yeah, so do I. That's what I've done
every time I found out apparently, though, you're not supposed
to apparently just put like the red on and then
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black puts on like a metal peace sports the other way,
don't yeah black, Yeah, I did not know that. I
was like, why would they give me? Why is there
a red and a black on the battery? Then if
I'm not supposed to put it on red and black,
it should be a red and they don't actually attach
to the attached this to the metal. That's what it
should be. But yeah, anytime your car won't start because
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you have the panic mode, where like I have since learned.
I think the alternator is cheap. I believe I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Is more expensive than a battery though, But it's one
of those things where like three alternatives, like seven or.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Eight alternator is not cheap. Then I flipped that my
head one time.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
It was the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
But it's it's one of those things where I don't
know if this is going to cost me one hundred
bucks to repair or a thousand. And I know nothing
about cars, so I don't I could get bent over
every time I go to a mechanic. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Nissan Ultima they call them Nissan alternators because they always
go out, and his went out I think twice while
he had it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Shout out another thing Japan has done for US, Japanese
have done for us.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Nissan.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
No, just fucking toyotas that run for goddamn ever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
No free ads that I won't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Put that up my license plate, says toy Yoda, and
it's got the little ears.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
On the symbol. I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Yeah, nerd, but yeah, that sucks due and then you
just go in panting mode and then you're starting to
factor like, oh much is just fucking gonna cost me,
and it's just it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
It's a spiral man than us though, so he probably
would just like pop the hood and like it's like,
oh I can just fix this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, but so that some of those so you get
to take it in some way that sucks, yeah, and
give you a short no matter what. Next one is
from Quentin Hughes at Q the Ace on X and
Quinton says he's not cool is I got my phone
and internet through a certain company we don't name on
this podcast good job, and my phone broke. What they
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don't tell you is that if you cancel the Internet,
you can't make any upgrades or changes to your phone
that they gave you. I ended up dropping them and
going with another more superior company. And then he also
said that his bill by taking the Internet off, it
went up, which is one of those bullshit things.
Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Good for you for being free, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
You have less services, but it's more expensive because you
have less services.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
That's why there was like you have to have a phone.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I don't have a phone. I don't have a house phone.
You're through a phone line and the internet and cable
and then also we can give you, oh like I
had an alarm system, like I had like security through them,
but I was like, I'm not going to ever hook
this up.
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Oh yeah, they gave me a door bell years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
We're gonna put emotions since you're here. This is how
you set up this, what you activated with, and then
you have to pay this a month. I'm not going
to ever call that, but because it is forty dollars
cheaper a month, because you guys are stupid, I will
do this.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
And then yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Company have absolutely nothing good to say. There was an
outage I think last week, and my friend Robert, my
good buddy Robert checked in on me.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I was out for a run. He's like, how you doing, buddy.
I was like, good Robert, how are you doing? Man?
And he was like, well, I just saw it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
There was a insert that company's name out at it,
and I was just making sure that you hadn't broken anything.
And I was like, oh, actually, uh, not even home
right now, didn't know And then it was back by
the time. But yeah, you know, I wish that company
nothing but the worst, nothing but the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
I can't wait till next time I move somewhere and
they have fiber in that area. I can't wait to
get fiber internet instead.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be awesome. Just be free, that's all.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
I will make a video last, but people hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Quitin.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Good on you, buddy, but that sucks man having to
deal with them and they have customer service doesn't give
a fuck about you.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
But hey, now you never have to deal with them again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
You're freebody. Congratulations, Enjoy this, Enjoy this all right, I
can go first. I don't really have anything crazy. I
am actually like, I'm in eyelash hell right.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Now, dude, you're struggling.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I am in eyelash. Hell.
Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
My I had my cornea abrasion years ago when I
turned thirty. I was fucking five years ago. Six years
goddamn it. Yeah right, it doesn't feel it was that
long ago. And then I was supposed to put eye
drops in all the time. Did not do that because
I don't like stuff around my eye. That's my bugaboo
is my eyes. And then I fell asleep and woke
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up one time and it ripped the heel over the
corneal abrasion, and then I had to like my eye
was all swollen again for another week, and I had
to get these steroid drops that I put in, and
then they were like, hey, just do the fucking eye drops.
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Two times a day. Do the eye drops.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I was like, all right, so ever since then, I
like two times a day right before bed, I put
my fucking eye drops in and it's helped. But because
I put the eye drops in, they like weigh down
my eyelashes sometimes, and like every couple of months, I'll
just have a day where like one of my eyelashes'
like we're gonna go inside your eye. We're just gonna
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poke in the eye every time, every time you blink.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Like right now, right now, right now, you feel right
now too, And it's just just irritating and it it
It doesn't hurt, but it just it's that like constant
irritation over well eyewash and will eye. Yeah, it's the worst, dude,
I know. I fucking hate it. So the fucking worst.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
It's like, uh, when you get it out, you can
still like feel where it was, or you like you
never know if you got it out.
Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, or like it was like this if you've been
out with like around mosquitos and then like you got
bit my mosquitoes even though you're not around mosquitos. You
still feel like you have phantom mosquito bites, like it's
like that, and it just it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
I've been in eyelash hell all day, And is that art?
Do we have to do the worst things about summer
next week?
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
If we have to do one?
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
And no, because whoever gets one? But yeah, it it's
not fun eyelash hell. I would not wish this on
anyone except for a certain cable company that I would
wish this on CEO of that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I hope they.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Actually say that next time you're arguing with one of
them on the phone back. I hope you get an
eyelash in your eye.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
It's not an eylash in your because you can at
least like flush your eye out like this, I keep
trying to bend it. I think I need to buy
one of those new eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
I don't know, eyelashes, but whatever those things that girls
have to like curl their eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
If they do that, like I need to do that
so then I can just curl it up.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Maybe have a video of Emma curling your eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I want to curl it just like that one just
but it's like a little clamp thing.
Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
But maybe you should curl them one time and see
if that helps.
Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Ladies, somebody hit me up on X Let me know
the name of that, and I'll order one, like don't
similink eyelash curler, okay, all right, well it's not that.
Let me the name of that, Okay. Other than I'll
just look up eyelash curler. But that again, eyelash hell.
Not a place I would wish for anybody, except for
a certain cable company.
Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
My other not cool is been running again, been hydrating better.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
But I told you I think you came over to
watch the Kentucky Derby, and I was like, I woke
up three times from it was Friday night to Saturday morning.
I go up three times in the night with just
calf cramps where it's just like what the fuck, what
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Then the I didn't wake up with this, but it
was like when you wake up and you stretch your
leg and then it just went right back into a cramp,
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
And then what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
You don't know which way to move your foot, You
just you just sit there.
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
But three times in one night, and it was just
like I'd be just awoken by a cramp.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Is why I drank four big What is this is?
How much is in this? Thirty two? I drank four
thirty two ounce bottles like of water.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
The night before I felt like I did drink but
like I also drank a lot of water too, so
like I felt like I was good and just cramp
it up like a motherfucker. And then the next day
I had like PTSD. Going to sleep, I was like, oh, no,
is it gonna happen again? It didn't, But cramps terrible.
I'm really going through.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
My body's going through right now, whether it be eyelashes
or cramps. It's rough, ruddy. But those are my not cools.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I got a couple. Uh one of them is h.
I almost showered yesterday. I Uh, I had the shower on,
and I said, I fucked herund I do this every
time I turned the shower on. Fuck her outd on
my phone for like two minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
So it'll be nice, nice little sauna. And then I
go to get in and I'm like that water is
so a little chilly. I was like, I must have
turned the cold a little too far, so I just
turn it back a little bit. Standing at the back
of the shower, just kind of splashed my feet, not
really getting any warmer, turned the cold completely off. You
used all the water, No, there just was no hot water.
And so then I'm doing the thing. I'm like, did
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I e forget to pay this fucking bill, because then
normally it's like we'll be out in two days and
you're like fuck, And I'm like, no, I put that
bill on auto pay. It's just that morning just would
not get me cold. So I stood at the back
of the shower. I was running out of time. I'm
already late. I just kind of like splashed my nuts
in my armpits and got the fuck out of there.
I couldn't even do a full shot, Like, couldn't shampoo
my beard, it was too cold. Couldn't start out. I'm
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not a cold shower guy. Can't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
You just gotta get through the like the first couple
of seconds. I like to start my mornings. I just
take a shower in the mornings and got out of there,
do a cold shower for the first like thirty seconds,
and then go right back into A friend of the pod,
Brank Tobler. I remember years ago having him on. I
think it was before you, but he was. He said
that his dad was in prison and his dad would
he got out of prison like he was a kid.
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They just said his dad was there in college. His
dad would come back from college and then before he'd
go back because he would always get rested again. He
was like, when you start your shower and make it
as cold as you can and just you know, shadow
box that's and then he was like, why dad, He's like,
that's what it feels like if you get stabbed. It's like,
now you'll be ready to fight. And I was like
that that's the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
He was like, Max, Dad from fucking it's always sunny
in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
No, but it was like can you imagine, like you
have no like you have like no explanation as to
why your dad knows this. It was like, no, just
start shadow boxing because then if you ever get stabbed,
to know how to fight.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
It was like shadow boxing where you learn that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Well my dad told me yeah, but yeah, it just
started with like the cool water you get it wakes.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Up, doesn't wake me up, just makes me angry, very
sleep half the time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I like my warm water too. That's how I start called.
Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Then you go war, I stay up too late, and
then I stay in bed till the exact last second,
so then I'm always rushing. But then I'll literally just
like let the warm water hit me and just lean
my face up against Yes. So that happened. And then
all day on Tuesday, I was worried I was going
to tear my acl because the night before when I
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was going to bed, like I get up off the
couch and i start walking over towards the stairs. I'm like,
it feels a little tight on my right heel area,
and I'm like, is the tending about to rip off
of the boat. So like I'm going up the stairs carefully.
All the next day, I'm walking around at work and
I'm making sure I walk carefully because I'm like, the
last thing I need is a ball on the back
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of my calf because my achilles tendon just ruptured and
fucking fruit by the footed up into a roll. And
then I realized about three quarters away through the day, oh,
when I'm at home and I'm sitting on the couch,
I have a tendency to just kind of like my
feet against the ground. I think I just kind of
bruised my heel. That's all it was. I had just
whacked my heel against that so many times it was bruised.
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It was nothing to do with a tendon. I'm just
a moron. I was scared all day of tearing my achilles,
but didn't really have to be, so that sucked. That
was just a scary feeling all day. My main one
for the week was the other day. I I got
home and I had to pee really really, really really bad,
and uh, I dropped my keys at the front doors.
(01:13:30):
I was trying to unlock it. I just that's just
a horrible feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You're like, you're like jumping up and down like coca.
Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
On the way home, I pulled into a gas station
by my house. I'd peete really fucking bout it. I
had to get gas. I was like, let me just
get some gas and then I'll run in and pete.
I run in the bathrooms out of order. The guy
was like, oh, what do you just have to pe
You can go, just don't flush, and I was like,
buy a house down the street. I'll just go and
then drop the key.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I was so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
And then also she.
Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Has gone in the backyard at that point.
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Well, by the time I get in the front door,
it's just as quick to get to the bathroom as
it is to get the backyard. That's fair. However, like
shoes just pissed in the front or I'm like, okay,
but nine animal, there's kids in the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
The only time I pissed, and.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
You got your door door everywhere you live, and like
I pissed one time and then I fucking I'm on
a list.
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
The only time I pissed in the front yard here
was one time. It was like two three in the morning,
and it was a torrential rainstorm. So I just opened
up the front door and I pissed out of the door.
There's no grass right there. I just pissed on the concrete.
But it was storm it washed away. So that's all
I got. What about you bobby birds there? All right,
(01:14:38):
let's go in the government spy drones. They're loud and racist.
Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
Yeah, at three am in the last one, three am
in the morning. Just this they spent wild at three
am in the morning. I recorded it from the bedroom.
If you can pick it, that's being picked up.
Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
That's way too loud for three in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Yes, this is three o'clock in the morning. They were
just going off.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
This is why you need a shotgun, just spray the tree.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
So yeah, that is that is daylight hours bird.
Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I have also been having in our new place.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We have a similar when we also have an owl
that's recently joined the group. They shut the fuck up, bro,
shut the fuck up. I don't care what you're watching.
I don't care what's going on.
Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Eat your fucking ttzy pop and shut the fuck up.
I don't know who, dude, stop asking me.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
It freaks wheezy. When we go on walks at night
in the morning, she's like, what the.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Fuck is that. I'm like, it's an Alley's talking shit.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
But I get mad.
Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Why you got why guys do this all night? Like
this is don't you sleep? Don't you sleep, dude, because
you're doing it during the day.
Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
I've got some that do it at like six am,
and that's annoying for me when I'm up till like
four and then like I'll just kind of like hear it.
But you know, that's six am, it's light, it's daytime.
That's when birchery three am is that's a war crime.
Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I woke up first. I'm more of a light
sleeper than Sam is Sam did up to And then
like later that morning, around five six am, my downstairs
neighbor texted us like, did you guys hear those crazy
birds last night? She woke up too, and it was funny.
Sam told me like she wanted to uh strangle them
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or something, strangle the birds.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
And then then the downstairs neighbor in the text that
I was like, I want to go out there and
shoot him, and I'm like, geez, you guys really escalated,
Like I was thinking, I want to just grab some
dirt and throw it into the trees and then they'll
fly off.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
No, because they'll come back madder and they'll be louder.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
But both of them, they wanted to strangle them or
shoot them.
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah, because they're dude, they're birds. Are like fish. Kill
as many as you want. There's more.
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah, they'll be fine, Yeah, stupid, they'll be fine. Luckily.
Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
I'm just picturing now, like three am, Sam rolling out
of bed, grabbing her pellet rifle, slowly opening the window
and just dropping the bird. It's okay, Bobby, we can
go back to sleep. Mama took care of it.
Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Luckily we haven't done that again, but they are still
that loud now in the mornings when that's okay, right
doing in.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
The middle of you know, they probably had some fucking
pigeons in town.
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
It was their boys. They had seen him in a while,
they were staying up late.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Boys came over.
Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
It happens. Some red breasted sparrows. You know what I'm
talking about, blue footed boobies. Oh you bring them movies around,
guess wow?
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah? But yeah, fuck birds, dude, fuck birds. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I want to add another another not cool because I
just saw this on on X. Giants have the toughest
strength of schedule already this year, and then somebody just
was like, these are the giants strength of schedules recording
to the NFL over the last few years. Last year
we had the sixth hardest, and then the year before
that we had the third artist. What when will it end?
When will it end? We're being victimized.
Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
It's not because what they were at the end of
those years, though, what there's strength of schedule ended up being.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
That's what it says according to this one X account.
And I'm going to look anything up because it proves
my point.
Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
The Giants.
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
The NFL has an anti Giants agenda. The Super Bowl
champion Eagles have the fourth toughest strength of schedule and
the Giants had the first Giants picked third overall in
the draft because they only won three games. How do
we have the hardest schedule? Bullshit? But it's gonna be
fine because we have the best defensive live We're gonna
kill everybody the third hardest.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
See, here's gonna waltz into the playoffs. Waltz into the playoffs. Well,
we're playing champions, but when we make it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
This year shocked the world bringing back because they were
battle tested, battle testing, baby.
Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
And but somehow everyone in the Packers division has a
even easier schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
And so I don't get.
Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
I mean, we are going against the NFC East in
our division.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
So n is good this year? Gonna be good this year?
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Are you sussy for Russie? I will be.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
If he's good, he won't be, might be.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
He might be.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Davile's great coach to the ball to Milik. So all
you gotta do, buddy, to the ball to Melik. Get
the ball campso let us scat back do he does?
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
That is something we get to be excited about we
have another white running back in the NFL this year.
Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Great for the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
It's just fun to see. You're like, hey, good for him.
We don't expect that, like see, because he's a bruising
runner too, so I think it's gonna fit.
Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
More like it's like Alex Caruso on the Thunder and
Chet Holmgren. We're like, ah, what is this duke in
the NBA.
Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Like with Christian mccaffe, You're like, Okay, that dude is
just a lighter shade. But he he's an absolute ridiculous
I mean, but I'm saying he looked the way he plays,
You're like, he could be a black guy because he's
that good. He's that good, I mean, in the biggest
compliment I can as a running back. White running backs,
you're normally like, yeah, that dude looks like a white
guy playing running back. It's fun to see representation matters normally,
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just so I get to see a full back dive
once every six weeks. I was also really mad I
wanted him online. That's mine. Not cool is that you
guys got game scauta bow when I did it and
have cool from two weeks ago. Yeah, I'm still mad
about it. I'm gonna get a scout of That's how
much I like the guy. Something about the way he plays.
Can't put my fingers like this guy so much?
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
All right, ummm, what I got next? Let's move on
to answers. Let's move on to answers. I am going
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(01:20:27):
band will be opening up Buzzfest all kinds of fun
stuff May twenty fourth, at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Pat, would you like to go to that?
Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Let's do it all right, let's get let's Patt'll be
there if you would like. Eight opportunities. A lot of
the Gravy Game came out through my gig last Friday.
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Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
The answer segment.
Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Do you just answer the question?
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Why? Just answer the question? You big answer answer, but
don't thanks the subject. Just answer the fook question?
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Kept talk.
Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
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question this is uh. This is Rosie Scott writing back
in again. I believe she was a first time writer
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in her last time she emailed us though, But Rosie says,
how do you handcuff a one armed man?
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
I mean, if he's wearing jeans, you can just hook
it to the belt the belt loop.
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
I was thinking you got to like lean him over
and handcuff it to like an ankle too.
Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
That's probably what it is. You just need long you
do it to his ankle.
Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
And then like I don't know if cops have it
on them at all times, Like you probably don't have
it on your belt. But like when you see prisoners
getting like transferred, they have the like leg handcuff things too,
where it's the chains and then it goes into the
handcuff handcuffs. Would you just do that and just have
the one and then the two legs.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
I mean, if you have enough handcuffs you can say, yeah,
do that. That's what I was thinking about long handcuffs.
I meaning like you just take two pairs and chain
into each other.
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Because I mean I think I don't think you have
to put the feet together. Like sure they can run
a little bit there, but it's hard to run if
your hand because you know, the hands and the legs
work opposite when you're running, right, So if you're trying
to run with both the leg and that, you're not
gonna get far.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Probably not so.
Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
I think you're just good with doing a hand a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Yeah, you just put a hand to ankle. That's crazy.
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Out of the cop let us know.
Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah, buddy, if you're correct, you ever had to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Also, if that's not how it's done, maybe try it
that way. Maybe we was the one hand to handcuffing system.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
You got handcuff people. You have to handcuff someone, do.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
You just hand cof them to yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
That seems probably dangerous, but yeah, yeah, it was like
they could hit there about to say they could hit
you with the other hand, but they only have one hand.
They can't they kick you. They could kick you if
they're strong enough, they could throw you around like a ragnall. Yeah,
you just got handcuff them to their ankle or a
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stationary something with.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
It hole somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Yep, all right, great question, Great question, Rosie, Keep those coming.
This one is from Rebecca L. Who I don't think
is ever written in before, but Rebecca says, am I
wrong to be upset that my boyfriend subscribes to several
OnlyFans accounts. He says it's the same thing as watching porn,
But is it really I'm gonna let Robert answer this first.
Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Oh that's good. Yeah, let's let Robert answer first.
Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
Several is really?
Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Like I guess, like if you get an only fans,
like if you subscribe to un only fans, you're like,
I had to create the account.
Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Might as well look a couple you know? Is that
how it works?
Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Probably there's factors that go into this. Yeah, is he
subscribed to several free ones?
Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I guess some of them, but like, aren't they They're like, oh,
subscribe for free and then you have to pay for
all the pictures.
Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Yeah, some of them.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
There's ones like like Asa Kira, she would still post
nude photos and and then it's just one of the
fucking goats, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Okay, I'll have to look her up later.
Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Yeah, I'm not even as shaming to dude. She's she
wor barschool barstool years ago. Okay, but yeah, she's one
of the fucking goats.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
If he's got multiple free ones, it's one thing, dude,
there's just so much porn on the Internet. You don't
need to be paying for it.
Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
That's what I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
That's why I'm like, I'm on her side here. Yeah,
she didn't say she's mad, she's upset. I think that's
fully fair.
Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
So Rebecca's question is, is she says, am I wrong
to be upset that my boyfriend describes to several only
fans accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
No, you're not wrong to feel.
Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
However, you feel like you're allowed to feel whatever your
feelings are, you shouldn't be paying for and if it
makes you feel uncomfortable to the point where you're emailing
a podcast about that asking if you're wrong, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
You're allowed to feel the way you feel. That does it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I'm not justifying what he's doing, but like, that's definitely
something you should have a discussion with him about because
if like you're not cool with that, you need to
voice that and be like yo, dog, like don't.
Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Because it's not the same because it's not like you're
going on whatever hub and you're just scrolling through pictures
and even searching a specific actress. Maybe yeah, you're specifically
paying a person, like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
You're funding someone's like living.
Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
Maybe I'm not venmoing also care of five dollars every
time I get a nut? You know, right, it's not
a specific it is different. Also, don't pay for porn.
Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, just like here, let me show you how to
google boobs.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Also, and I'm not I'm not one to illegally obtain
anybody else's information.
Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
But there are leaks. Don't happen. Don't tell people how
to do that. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I'm just saying the information is there, baby, in some
form or another.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
On one hand, though, OnlyFans is actually giving the creators money.
You're you know, you're empowering these women. This isn't for you, Recca.
This isn't for you, Rebecca. I'm just saying, like, I
don't I understand why only Fans works, because it's like
instead of just being like, oh, someone up someone Yeah,
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well that's obviously, but instead of uploading this video and
then it going on another site and then another site
and another site, and it's like not necessarily that person
that uploaded it getting credit or money for it. Now
that person's getting money for whatever they do.
Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Also, if they're paying for custom videos, you're just like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
And then I think you can chat with them too,
So I think that's a big I don't know why
you would.
Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Plus people just get horning like, oh my dirty talks
so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Actually, you know what, I think that's the least respected
profession is the.
Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Only fans model more than well cop people pay for it,
but they don't respect the telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
I don't know anyone in the world that respects Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I respect that she goes out there every night and
still shows up.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
I don't respect that she's making the youth of America itchy.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Sure I iced to get tested. You are not wrong
to be upset.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I never thought I would side with a woman versus
her boyfriend over porn, but uh, I'm on your side
on this one.
Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Your your feelings are valid. You are you are in
wasting money.
Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Feel the way you feel and just be like I
feel like you are wasting money.
Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
I would like you to not that, and I think
that if you can't either get over that or start
hiding it better, then maybe there's another discussion that needs
to be had.
Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
I mean, if he's also loaded and he's like, dude,
I don't care. I could pay fifteen bucks a bu're like,
all right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Ever, but like, you are not wrong. You're not wrong
to feel that way, Rebecca. But thank you for email.
This is maybe the most serious question we've had. It's
a good one in a long time. But uh, hey,
appreciate you checking out the pot.
Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Baby. You're like, hey, what kind of videos are you
buying there? Maybe we could recreate? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Maybe then you do that, You're like, hey, why donce
you venmo me for these? And then the money's staying
in the house.
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
He's like, I don't know know the ones I do
they specifically put balloons up their asses, and you're like.
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Whoa, okay, and whatever you're open to, then you can
just do that. And then you let Yeah, it's like
I don't want to put a balloon up my ass. Okay,
Well if this girl does.
Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
That's fine, my pop that'll hurt. It seems like that
could be bad.
Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Yeah, making balloon animals out of your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Two two ladies opening up the answer segment, Love That,
Love That pastor Gravy a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
For women for sure? Yeah, buy men for women.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
I'm all about it. Yeah, I talked to I A.
Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I come from a woman. My mom is a woman,
her mom is a woman. Big female supports. Eric Ingram
writes in and says, should our c cars get credit
for being the original drones.
Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
No, they absolutely shouldna.
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah. For me, drones are airborne cars, and r.
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
C cars literally walked, so drones could fly. You could
remote control those bad boys. You could put a camera
on and.
Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Check out this.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
We're gonna go, we're gonna go look at this, right,
but they were like the original drunes, like, we couldn't
figure out how to make ship fly like that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
The fans as well.
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Speak for yourself. I used to build so many ramps
with books. My rc cars were getting air in the street.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Right, but they couldn't like fly fly for a long
period of time. They had to keep coming back down
like OURC cars that you could attach cameras to. Like
that was definitely like was like the Mars Rover and
shit like that. That was sort of like the original
drone and ship like that. You're like, that was just
a fancy r C car.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Well, for me, drones are airborne from battle.
Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Bots was like fancy RCA cars, which are just fancy
pre drones.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Well battle bots is pre Terminator.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
But they had cameras on them so you could see
that ship and then you were like, all right, what
if we had a drone that I could then look
down on shit? And then the military is like, and
then we can just shoot people with this, and and
then you know they they took off with that. But
our c cars I think one hundred percent were the
original drones.
Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
I mean, I get it, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
That's the tech, that's the original tech for.
Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
It for me.
Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
For me, drones have to be flying.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
But these were like the ogs that like before they
could figure it out. They were like the right brothers
figuring out how.
Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
To do I see the attachment. My brain just doesn't
like it. What about your body settle this? Well?
Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
I just looked up the definition of a drone.
Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
God damn it, I'm gonna be wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
And it is a flying It is a flying vehicle.
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
But this gave the idea like what if we could
make it fly? And like, well, our seat cars can't fly,
we can control these. What if we could just do
the same thing we do with our seat cars, but
with things that fly?
Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
Our dicks? Just the hold on, how should I word this?
Should Dix get credit for being the original dildos?
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Yeah? As the inspiration, it's literally the inspiration.
Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
I thought you were call them drones because like helicopter,
Yeah that too.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
I don't know. Some of those dildos can't helicopter They're thick, all.
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Right, So I feel like I'm aut voter on this.
I still think that our C cars were the og drones.
They definitely have to get credit for being the inspiration
for drunes.
Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
I'll tell you this right now. I want to buy
a fucking RC car right now if.
Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
We can, if we can remote control this, but it
could be in the air, and they're like, great, idea,
let's do that.
Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Without our sea cards. They are not drones. I just
I just want to make an RC car jump. Those
things are so fucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
But you can't have drones without our C cards. Walking
not as easy.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Because we still had helicopter technology and we just made
it smaller. That's all drone is.
Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
It's true, fucking good point, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Helicopters should get credit for drones.
Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Well, planes could also then birds. Birds, Yeah, birds are
the original drones.
Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
I mean they literally are drones now.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, they are. That's true. All right, good question, Eric,
keep those common, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Abby Gibbons writes in again at Abbi Givens seventeen, and
Abby says, how do color blind people know.
Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
What gray looks like I assume trial and error.
Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Robert, Well, it doesn't mean like we can't see color
at all. What if you could only see gray?
Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Looks like yeah, like describe he can see gray, he
just can't see red and green.
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Robert.
Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Describe the color gray to Robert.
Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Trying to think of just the most boring thing I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
It's like black white.
Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
It's like sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
Did you like learning about history in school? No, it's
like history classic, whatever, whatever class was the most boring
for you and your most boring teacher talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
That's gray the sky on a cloudy day.
Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
No, it would be the sky on a rainy.
Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Day on cloudy a too.
Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Clouds are white all right, on rainy white, but they
could also be cloudy and rainy.
Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
It can.
Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
That's what I don't understand. Why partly cloudy, because every
day is partly cloudy. That means there's no clouds. Ever,
I almost say that it's not partly.
Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
I almost just said Britain. That was the first thing
that popped in my head to describe gray. Just picture Britain.
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Yeah, yeah, when it's storming, look up and that is
what it's that's gray.
Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
What color is Alex's shirt. Great, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
You know it's gray.
Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
So yeah, gray is one of the colors you can see.
Are there people out there that are colorblind to gray?
I feel like that maybe because like I feel like,
at the very if you go color blind, I feel
like then your eyes to like black and white. I
feel like on those probably not true at all, but
like if you can see black and white, you can
definitely see gray. It's the combo. Yeah, so yeah, I
think everybody can see gray. I don't think there's a
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person dogs can see gray.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I mean I guess like you would just have to
be told like that is gray. If you were a
colorblind and you did not see gray, they would just
be like, that is what gray is. This color is gray,
and you're like, oh, that's what everything looks like. You're like, no,
that's gray, though.
Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Is that what you're red and green look like? Do
they look just like gray to you? Is it colorless
or is it more like your brain dyslexicizes them and
then you can't tell the difference between them.
Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Yeah, So I'm I think it's pronounced dwtan do tan.
It's basically that my green cone is missing or not
functioning properly, and so green is what the big issue is,
and so like that's that's people that I like that
have the issue that I've said many times where I
(01:35:56):
thought the green stop light, the green go light, traffic
light looks white.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Okay, so your eyes are dyslexic.
Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
Yeah, any color with like green undertones is difficult for
me to perceive.
Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
It's like Pat, where's packers gear? You're just like, this
looks stupid as fuck.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
I look like Bigfoot to him with that feeling, I'm
just fuzzy.
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
The filling of eagles just look like absolute garbage to you,
don't they.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
They look like they're city.
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
When the a's where they're like road unis, does it
just look like like stupid? Can you do look like
the a like the athletics is white and then the
rest of it's just gray?
Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Can you different differentiate shades of green though, Like when
a's where their normals versus when they wear like the
throwback really green greens, you can see the difference between them.
Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Yeah, I can see shades. Okay, Sometimes I feel like
I can see shades better.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Darker than this. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
I just wasn't sure if it was your green cone
was just like anything green.
Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
But like the smaller the color is, the harder it
is for me to see. Like at uh in parking garages,
you know they have the lights of the red and
green to tell you. Yeah, those don't do anything for me.
Those don't help me.
Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Robert gets a ticket, he's like he was fucking medical man.
Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Oh yeah, shit, dude, that sucks. All right, Well that's
a good question, abby, And at least we had an
expert to answer it. Hey, we learned somethday learning things.
Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Last question this week that we got is from Josh
Tree Caddle at Joshua Tree seven one three on X
and Josh says, why haven't I seen a baby pigeon?
Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Do they even exist? You only see full grown ones
in nature government drones. Man. Yeah, it's like the government
doesn't release until they They only come out at three am.
Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Do they They don't leave the nest until they're fully grown,
because I've never seen a pigeon nest either.
Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
That's true because they're usually in a city, which is
just like it's a garbage can. Fair enough, all right,
I said, baby pigeons is also a squabs.
Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Okay, that's like they just took the Native American word.
Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Just look at oh guy, hes a little guy. He
doesn't need me trash yet.
Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
It's are usually not seen out in the open because
they stay in their nests for about a month after hatching,
becoming almost fully grown before leaving.
Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Oh so I was right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
They just stay in their nests and that's why you
don't see the nest because it's like they're hiding.
Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
Yeah, and I'm not a home invader. Also that I have,
bird watchers have probably seen them, those sick freaks.
Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Well we did the Native Americans that taught me a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Not me, but like America, do birds think bird watchers
are perverts?
Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Probably like the chill a fuck out.
Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
This guy is fucking been sitting in the bushes with binoculars.
Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Like, I'm not gonna do anything besides chirp, leave me alone.
I'm trying to it's a worm.
Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Have a hawk dive bomb this guy he's trying to
look at.
Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Yeah, yeah, they probably hate people at bird watch.
Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
So yeah, they baby pigeons just don't come out of
the nest until they're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
I think that makes sense too. I don't really see
a lot of baby birds.
Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Yeah, if it's not like online, so it's not like
a picture of like a if it's not in my
check out, This baby bald eagle, I'm like, oh, look
at these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Fucking bird trying to commit suicide in my car the
other day. Mom might have pushed it out of the nest.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
No, it flew right off the sidewalk in front of
my car as I was accelerated.
Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
That's wild. Don't dodge birds listening, Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
So hey, look at us. We learned about baby pigeons.
We learned about color blindness. I'd like to think that
we learned.
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About and how to handcuff at one armed man, hand
cafching one armed man.
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There's a description for the podcast right there.
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A little bit about Alcatraz.
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Katie come hanging out with me and win some Buzzfest tickets.
And then let's do our random person generator. I am
gonna go who are you gonna go with?
Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Who you guys want? I'm gonna go Jenny or take
a Sean Connery. Oh, Sean Connery is good. Take that hers,
he's the bad guy from the Rock.
Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Gonna do that.
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Nicholas Case, she's the other guy from the Rock, Gonna
do that. Take Paulsey McGinley, he's the other guy from
the rhyme. I'm gonna go.
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With Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway, she's so likable. Yeah, she's
That's why I was like, who, somebody's really likable.
Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
I'm just remembering that I had actually settled on going
with Florence Pugh, But Jenner Artago is what came out.
Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Jenny Ortega, Hathaway, Sean con.
Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
You can change the Florence Pugh if you'd like.
Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
No, I'm gonna stick with Jenetago, which is the oldest
sounding name on earth, right, Florence Pugh?
Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Yeah, I know she's not old, but like, is that
her real name?
Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Because I have to assume that she got made fun
of a lot in school.
Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Lawrence Pew, Yeah, all right, here we go, Dermott, Mrnigan,
Gary Cooper, Suzanne Langlan, Marlene Dietrich, Kathleen Turner, Ellsworth Vines,
Carrie Mulligan and Samuel L.
Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Jackson.
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All Right, Ann Hathaway, Tega and Sean Connery. Again, let's
run it back, Otto Graham, live Olman, Denzel Washington, Diana
or Diane West, Gordon Ramsey, David Letterman, Fred is there,
Kate Humble?
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Most of those people were oldest shit.
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I went, yea one more, one more?
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All right?
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Last one's one?
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Hope Florence people comes.
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Up, so god. David Bowie Blur, Captain Beefheart and hit.
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Don Hudson, Robert Roberto Benginie, Christoph Waltz, Jannick Noah and
Barry Sanders. Not even close, this one, not even close.
All right, guys, have a great rest.
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It's Past the Gravy episode six hundred and fifteen with
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Happy gravy day to you and yours. We got an
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the Gravy, depending on how it goes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'll start us off though.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was I was walking the dog and I saw
a dude rolling up into the park that I was
walking around on a scooter, like a razor looking scooter.
What is the least cool thing you can roll up on?
The least cool vehicle? Not a car?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I feel like most people would say, like a scooter
is not it like a Vespa, But I disagree. I
think they're incredibly I don't know if cool would be
the right one. But how funny would it be if
you saw me roll up on a vespa? Like that
would brighten everyone's day, Like look at that fat guy
on a scooter?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that would that would be.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
But I think most people would say, like a scooter,
like a motorized scooter, that's the least cool vehicle there is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I was thinking, it's not even something with like a motor,
like because I was a scooter and I was like,
that's like a scooter's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're just whipping around the driveway and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
But like it's the unicycle. I was thinking unicycle only
nerds use universes.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I was thinking of the bicycle with a small wheel
and the big wheel.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, awesome, this guy has money.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Penny further, penny farther, penny farther, I think, penny farther. Yeah,
it's what they were called huge pool.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was really dumb. But also beg this guy might
have tried time traveled from eighteen twenty two. I want
to I want to pick his brain on some stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Like is it cool, if it's cool if you know
how to ride a unicycle, but you look like a
nerd showing up on a unicycle, Like if that's how
you're transporting yourself. If you have a unicycle, and that
can be a cool thing. You can show off that
you can ride a unicycle.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's tight.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
If I am like, hey, pat meet me at the
park and you show up on a fucking unicycle, I'm
gonna like, go away.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I've known two people in my life that will show
up on unicycles, and neither of them were nerds. Are
like dumb or I didn't like them or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But also.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You're right, you do get kind of jealous when you
see It's like, that's really cool. I wish I could
do it, But your brain also goes nerd, Your nerd,
your nerd, that's stupid. You're a nerd.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
In college, there was always like one or two people
you'd see going around campus.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Well, like, dude, you started doing that because you think
it's gonna get you.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Chicks, right, And I'm like, I never want to be
that guy that like, oh that's cool, he's got NeXT's
actually not that bad.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You're doing it just for attention, and the only attention
you get while wearing that is, look at that nerd.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
All right, So I put like a kind of power
rank to this. We don't have a power rankings today.
Nobody sent in any good power rankings. Get better at
power ring he's at past grade pod hashtag ptg answers,
and then get us to powerrank five similarly rated things.
The five least cool vehicles to show up on Again,
none of these are like motorized vehicles. Scooter is five
because scooter looks cool, but just like that's your transportation.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's a little odd.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, But also if you're like, ah, I remember when
I had a razor?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is outside the age of sixteen grown adults rolling up
on a scooter, it looks like you stole.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It or you work on a Silicon Valley campus.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That too, But again like if yeah, yeah, you can
do it a Silicon value.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Which means California, which means stupid. So yeah, you're correct,
all right?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So five with scooter. Four luge a street luge. What
are you doing, dude?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's pretty rolled up on a loose That would be awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No, wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's like he's just like laying flat like you're run over.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I mean he can only do it downhill.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, it's weird as fuck, but I'm not gonna pull
you up, Like, what are you gonna do? You to
carry that back home? Why'd you show up like this?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I mean if you can show up one way San
Francisco and your friends are down at the bottom of
the hill and they're like, roll up, we're gonna play
kickball and you can fly down the hill on a
roll down, I think that's kind of a I think
that's kind of an alpha move.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You can either show up or roll out.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Cool this one, but it's your list. Three is rollerblades.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think rollerblades roller skates are cool, but like, if
your mode of transportation to show up somewhere is rollerblades,
it doesn't look that cool.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, post like nineteen ninety nine, you're not allowed to
use rollerblades for transportation.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If you're going roller blading with with the the kids
or your rollerblading with a friend, like, that's fine, that's exercise.
But if you are like, hey, I'm going to Pat's
house and I rollerbladed to your house, you bet get
out of my house.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
If I see you on the streets and roller blades.
I better very shortly thereafter, see you go whoa and
jump over a guy who's tying his shoe that you
didn't see until the last second.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And then two is a ripstick?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah dumb, so dumb?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What like that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's again a kid's thing. Like what is an adult
doing with a ribstick? You're just asking to like break
your arm.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You're asking to throw out your back all of your body,
flipping your hips back and forth that much over the
age of thirty. You're asking for months of back pain.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Everybody knows the ripstick is right, Robert.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It's it's like the skateboard, but you just swivel it
back and forth to make it move or else it
won't move.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So like, is it like two two yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, like two tear drops put together.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah yeah, okay, And so you have to like get
in a rhythm and if you get out of that
rhythm and you're absolutely screwed, and like you can probably
even it out, but like not to like not.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
For very long.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Okay, you said no motive because I was looking through
out one wheel, but one wheel has a motor.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
One wheels are like cool, but you kind of look
nerdy if like that's how you're getting around one hundred
percent of the time.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Like it's cool if you have like you're too nerdy
to have a skateboard.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I had a hoverboard because somebody gave it to me
for Christmas and it rocked I number one. I walked
the dog with it. But like I wasn't like, hey, Pat,
I'm coming over. You could come over and bring your
hoverboard and like, yo, check this hoverboard, but like you
don't go place A to place b with that.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
That's the hoverboard was one of those ones where it's
so dumb. I hate it. I'll never buy it. Somebody
bought me one.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I would think it was which exactly exactly what it was.
I would ride that to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was sick.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like my dog, I'd take her to the dog park
and it was in the complex they lived in, so
I would just like hoverboard around the dog bark while
she did her business and hung out, and I was like,
all right, time to go.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I also drink too much.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I feel like the hoverboard would be Oh, it's a problem.
I would have to have a segue it's a problem.
And then yeah, unicycle was one. So it was unicycle ripstick,
roller blades, luge and scooter.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Special mentioned mall cop segue. Remember when segways first came
out and every mall cop in the world got one.
Oh yeah that was and you were like, look at you, you
do something. I could walk away from that. It's so slow.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I remember my grandparents went on a tour of I
can't remember. They went on vacation somewhere, but my grandpa
had a hat and it said segs in the city
and it was like the Sex and the City.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Five and great dad or Grandpa, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Fantastic tourist like hat like great great company name, great
company logo.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Somebody was thinking, thinking.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Right, that's that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
But then I think the segways are done now, well
yeah them anymore?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Is the mall cop the least respected profession in the world,
Like I'm not even to say the United States in
the world. The growing up, you would always hear you
don't want to go to be a garbage man. Now
looking back, like those guys make fake have been sick,
and like as an adult you respect him because you're.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like, well, I thank you for doing this than the
trash and that's sick.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
There's not a person in the world that respects them
all cop like even their families don't respect them. I
don't know about that. It's like the kids in the
mall definitely don't respect you.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Kids, but like kids are shitheads.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, guess what if something happens at the mall, they
still have to call the cops. The cops show up,
they're not going to respect you.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, but you can still yell at kids, which is
kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, but nobody respects you. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Just the least respected, I don't think that it's not
maybe like in general, I think i'd be a good
map least respected job is probably the guy behind the
bulletproof glass at like a towyard. It just gets yelled
at by everybody that Like it's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I love my car at Parker All. This wasn't a towzone.
It's like, hey, man, I didn't tell your car. I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just need you to give me your four hundred dollars.
I'll give you your key, I'll give you your ship,
Like that's all we gotta do.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I I've been with two friends that had their cars
to and just the meanest people say the meanest stuff
to those people, and I feel like they're very disrespected
or also, uh, telemarketers, m telemarketers good or bad.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
We'll save that for next year. Will power rank Those.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Actually least respected?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Is the people that's send the fucking political text because
I still keep getting them.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Those are volunteers, though, there's no way that's next.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't respect you at all though, that's volunteer least
respected volunteer job. There you go, scumbags, Stop stop doing it.
You're not getting the point through that. You think you're
getting the point through too, Like, has anybody been not
raising awareness? You know what they are? So and so's
raising taxes. Well, this guy texted me out of the blue,
I might as well. I might as well take this
guy's side.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Really, here's what those text should be representative. Mike Johnson
is a Republican. There's your heads up, so you know
which way to vote? No like that, I don't know. No,
you shouldn't, but that's how most people do vote. You
vote read or you vote blue. These text messages they
send you a paragraph and they don't tell you what
party they're in, So you're just making me angry and confused.
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At the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, I don't know, but just dude rolling up with
the scooter. It was a cool looking dude. I just like,
that's a wild move. I wonder why that's what you
chose to show up here on. I also think that
these two guys that hang out at the park a
lot of time. I'm not one hundred percent sure if
they're drug dealers, but I think they might be drug dealers.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't care. I'm not going I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's like, yo, yah, they ain't bother anybody, but occasionally
you'll see somebody come hang out with them, and they
seem to know everybody that go it was to the park, joggers,
people taking their dogs in the park, So it doesn't
seem like those people are like, there's not those people,
but like occasionally you'll see like somebody else come hang
with them for a second. No, but they're there a
lot of times. They're there seventy five percent of the
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time that I go there at any point, the big numbers. Yeah,
and they hang out like they're just they're not bothering anybody,
So I'm not I'm not like worried about it. Was like, yo,
if You're just like, they what do you guys do
all day? What do you do all day?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Then he just you lean in and he just shows
you a big fat bag of weed and you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I have no more questions. Hey, bro, I don't have
a problem with you anyways. Man, just hang out. But yeah,
that was uh, that was the first thing I had.
And the other thing I had was is it time
for mermaids to stop swimming and start cleaning?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah? Like, at what point are they going to step
in and help with the ocean problems?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Mermaids are by far the worst maids.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
There's there's a little island of trash in the middle
of the ocean. Where are they middle of the ocean?
What are they doing about it?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah? What? Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You have made in the name? You can't get this
isn't including Merman because Murmann. It's like, you're just a man.
You just get your beat, dude.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
This is why a landas fell. They have no work effic.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They're watching the dude. The Murman are just watching the game.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Like, oh, look, you see all this trash that's in
your home. Yeah, I don't care. I'll just ignore. I'm
gonna swim over here away from it. Dude, it's in
your home. Yeah, I just don't go in that room anymore,
filled with trash.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You want me to give a shit about the environment,
how about you get these mermaids. They fucking clean up
some shit first and set a good example, and then
maybe I'll fucking stop throwing my car battery in the ocean.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Huh. Just fucking trying to live off of our tax dollars. Yeah,
that's all I had. Really, it's a good observation.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Somebody photoshop like Ariel from no that might be taken wrong.
This photoshop like a mermaid with a made outfit on,
because then they'd be a real maid. And that would
also be like mermaid's cleaning service for verbal trademark, for
able trademark.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You know how they have about it? Is it Molly
made bleeped that out out? No free ads. But like
there's like made services. That'd be a cool logo.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
It's good a business idea. I got a business idea, right, Okay,
So you know how Cardio is stupid and everyone hates it. Yeah, yeah,
so we're gonna open h God damn it, and I
just I had it.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Cardi bro, Cardi Brody bro So what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
It's gonna be a way for guys to get cardio
in a way that's not tough. It's just gonna be
a room where guys can get together and wrestle. You
just you know, you're just wrestling with the boys, get
the heart ate up a little bit, and then you know,
a corner of the We're not even have a bar
in there. It's literally just gonna be the corner room.
Just buckets of beer for afterwards. I like that, but
you know, maybe some oil too, so you can get
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all oiled up when you're just wrestling with the boys.
Nothing sexual, nothing sexual about this at all, just.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Called it seems like just a fight club that we
talked about.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
No no, no, no, no no fighting. There's no punches wrestling.
You're just wrestling. Who doesn't like wrestling with the boys,
Who doesn't love getting absolutely drunk on a boys weekend?
And then you know, two, we're gonna end up wrestling. Yeah,
I wrestled my buddy John all the time.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're that guy in the group.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Sometimes it's always like the well, we get feisty with
each other and then you're like, oh really, and when
your buddy gives you the really thing, you gotta wrestle.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
There's always the one or two guys in every group
of like longtime friends, at least we do. I don't
know about about the females, but fucking really hot. But
you're just like, you get him riled up and you hey,
dude a bit, you want to tackle so and so,
and they're like, fuck you, I will, and then they
go do it, and then they wrestle and like somebody's
not cool about because he's not as drunk as the
other guy is like what the fuck, bro, And they
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just wrestle, and then by the end of it they're
all just.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's just like ah.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
One of the most shared videos in our group chat
is me and my buddy were wrestling and he's in
much better shape than me. So after a while I
just gave up because I got tired, and he mounted me.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And spank to me on the shouldn't have been tired,
I was.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Now, see, if I had just gasta, if I had
CARDI bro to go to, you could burn that I
wouldn't be so tired. Next time we rest we work
that up. I like, that's just a place for guys
to wrestle dudes. That's that's the logo slogan, don't even
don't question it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I also think there should be a gym that's just
basically like a Frogger, like the game Frogger, where it's
like the only thing in the gym is like it's
got I don't know if they're like foam pits or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Like just like hanging foam, but like those like.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Foam logs though, and you just gotta jump across it
and try to like not get hit or was it Frogger, Yeah,
there's alligators on something. Yeah, yeah, but like there's stuff
that just comes and knocks you down.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I would love that. And at the end it's a ballpit,
so you're just trying to sprint through and die. Yeah,
the ballpit mid air, your legs get taken out, you
get a helicoptered.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Just make that like half of a tumbling gym. It's
like a struggling like tumbling or cheerleading gym. But like, hey,
you want to make some more rent, I would like
to take half of this gym. And if we could,
I had a phone pit right here and I could
put my fake logs here and these fake alligators that
knock people over.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That would be great.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Hey, are you the dad that was forced to come
to gymnastics and drop off your five year old over
there here for three hours while they learned to do
a role play frog or over here?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, I did have a buddy though that went. He
took his daughter to a trampoline park birthday. I don't
know what it was called. There's a bunch of those,
the jump parks, and he broke his ankle.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't play pick up basketball.
I think like five years ago I made the decision.
I was like, I think I'm just out on trampoline.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Stuff where you're jumping a lot. Maybe don't do that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't need a chance. Like I already put a
lot of stress on my cls, whether it be the
A or the M.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yes or the L, all the all the cls. I
don't need to spring them at the same time like Lebron.
That's why Pat couldn't go to the Mechcal of this
year because he had he was worried about the cls.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I was gonna wear this.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Are you look great? Are you the greaty? Got a
little washcloth on the on the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
That would be great to get invited to the met
gala and you just show up and like jeans and
a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So what I'm really symbolizing is the everyday struggle, like
the everyday American worker is going through because of these
healthcare corporations, because of like you know, like they can't
afford Like I know that, like you, Joe Burrow, you
can wear this nice Gucci suit, all right, I know,
Sabrina Carpenter, you can wear this gorgeous dress that costs
a bunch of money. Insert everybody else was there, But
like the everyday man, like we they can't afford those things.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And that's who I am here representing. And all you
have to do is have some really weird, dumb like
explanation for like.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Wearing Walmart shirt and jeans. Are like, well, actually the
jeans are Gucci, the shirt is Ermez, and the shoes
are Louaton, And they're like, oh, so your outfit cost
nine hundred dollars. Now you can come in. I want
to Now it's fashion instead of just clothes. I would
just go dress as Zoro as what Zoro hamburglar and
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just try and cause chaos inside.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Zora is basically just the Hamburglar.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah, but I have stripes.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
He's like the McDonald's Zorro.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
But you're good, so you'd be trying to stop me.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Zoro is the Mexican Hamburglar, and Hamburglar is the McDonald's Zorro.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
He's the ham towddler.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yes, yes, how would you guys have? Would you have?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Robert?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Excuse me what you talking about? I just give you
a business.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
So I know you guys talked a little bit about
the Kentucky Derby last week?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But did you ask us if we want any money
on the Kentucky Derby? Ask us?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
So last week I heard that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's sucking rude this guy.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Did you guys put any money?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, we sure did.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
We sure did we want on the first race and
the last I lost them Like the first I made
it up though I've since lost it all back again.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Back to Robert.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
So apparently like all of the horses were descendants of Secretariat.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, Tarriot's like Genghis Khan for horses. Yeah, and it
gonna be thinking of like there have been like a
sheep that's been cloned, right, Alli, If they clone a Secretariat,
would that be an interesting race, yes.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Or would it be boring?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Depends on if he's like Secretariat, Like I don't know.
You can clone him, but the clone doesn't always have
the same mindset, you know. Like Secretariat from what I know,
and that's exclusively based on a movie and several things
I've read, was like a grinder Bro Like Bro was
a fucking hustler. Big Red was addicted to the hustle.
He was addicted to the hustle. He was like Sham,
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who was also one of the greatest horses of all time,
who if you look at it, I think Sham and
Secretariat have like two of the top five Derby times
of all time. They used to also pack the dirt
a little bit more than they do now, so it's
a slower track. But Secretariat was fucking just massive ass
horse and fucking dedicated to win it, like that was
all he cared about. I don't think a lot of
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these horses, you know, they like they're saying that Sovereignty
may not even race in the previous he's not.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He's out.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I saw that was a rumor they could be.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
It's like, why you skipping the prenus? Don't we want
the They might not even go in the Belmont. Why
what is the point of this?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
If you you should be required to unless the horse
is hurt, Yeah, you should kill it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair. You can't just breed that.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Now you pump a couple of loads out of it
and then you've put a bullet in its head.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
And if you pay like like so we bet, we
bought the bet card, like the daily racing form that
has like all the info about each race, and one
of the things on it shows like what the stud
fee was for like to have that horse bread and
there's like some of them were six thousand dollars and
some of them are like four hundred and eighteen thousand dollars.
So there was like it was a wide varying range,
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and it's like you should immediately just like you don't
get a stud fee.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You don't get a stud fee because like.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
If you're paying one hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
a fucking Kentucky winning or a Kentucky Derby winning horse
and that horse didn't run in the Preakness or the
Bell mind.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's like that horse runing scared. That is a coward.
Those are coward jeans.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You get that horse has no balls, boy he does,
or else he couldn't breed.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
That trainer has no balls.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Trainer add no balls, owner has no balls. Bullshit is
what it is. You know what right if not?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't regret betting sovereignty, but I'm mad that I
did bet sovereignty because I would have rather bet someone else.
I think they should take away the wind. But I
still get and still keep my money.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
They can take away the wind, just not the winnings.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
But yeah, that's uh, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
But uh, like I get, like, I don't know, I
don't know if like cloning makes it like you maybe
you have similar traits, you have similar stuff, but like
you can't clone a personality one hundred percent, can you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Also, there has been rumors that Secretariat was doped up,
so maybe if we brought the clone back, we would
just see, Oh no, he wasn't that good. He was
just hopped up on every steroid that they had in
the nineteen twenties or thirties whenever the hell Secretariat was,
possibly even forties, I can keep going, maybe the fifties.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Possibly in the sixties.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Uh, yeah, I don't know. They probably still kick fucking
ass as we just went over. Horses are softer now
they couldn't handle his shit.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
But like all all of them were clothes. I don't
know how many horses are in the one race.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
They're all closed because they're soft. Secretary would have blown
them out of the water.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
All of them are Secretary of clones.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Secretary.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Sovereignty is the Lebron James triple Crown.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Man, God, damn, that was way off, way off.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I said the sixties was too far. I'm still a
ten away, but yeah, No, sovereignty is the Lebron James
of horses to the Michael Jordan secretariat.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Fuck dude, that pisses me off man the way talk
about first.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Like the triple Crown is over there, there will be
no there will be no second. We're not even gonna try.
So just that's like one of the most exciting things
in sports every year is when a horse can win
the first two and you're going into there's there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We're Big Brown, no race. I think we're in.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
We might have just graduated, but Big Brown was like
won the first two. Massive ass horse didn't get done.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
In the Belmont. Too big, too long.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You ride with those like whoever wins this before, if
you win, if any horse wins one and two, like
you're like, let's go. Everybody's in on it. I want
to see that. And it used to be like it
hasn't happened in so long. Now it's kind of happened
a couple of times recently. American Pharaoh fucking rocked.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Honestly, it's the point I might have to start rooting
for the Japanese horses.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
They hey, they race with honor Pearl Harbor, dude, and
integrity Pearl Harbor. They're not gonna pull out for the race.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Those horses ran themselves into another horse's.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
We tagged them back for Pearl Harbor, and I'm pretty
sure they've forgiven us, so I think it's time forgive.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That was the retaliation. That's not it's.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
True, but we've retaliated twice.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well, it was like, don't fuck with us, stop, hey, don't,
And that was wi and heroes and now.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
They you know what they've given us baseball players. Now
they're giving us horse races. Japan's finally figured it out.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And didn't we win the most recent World Baseball Classic?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Did weird. Did Puerto Rico win.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's US too.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
If an American territory win, that counts as US.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Okay, fair enough. I always think or did Japan win?
Because yeah, no, Japan beat us right because it was
Trout versus Otani on the mound.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I don't remember. Fuck we lost the yeah Japan one? Yeah, okay,
well then I take that back. I don't know, you
know what Olympics we beat them in that so j.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
I've yet to see a Japanese horse that won the
Kentucky Derby and did not race in the second one
exactly Preakdness, Belmont Preetness.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
But gotta win enough. I don't know. Fuck fuck that ship, dude,
that that's pissing me off.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Society is just softening.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I think Secretariat's clone would still be a kick ass horse.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
We don't know how much heart it would have.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah, it might like die young, but because it's got
a clone heart that doesn't work properly. But those first three.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Years to be okay, great question, Robert. The solid start
to the pot I think solid start, everybody. Let's move
on to the Comeback Kids segment, where we tell you
what's back in the news.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
According to us this week. It's the comeback kid, comeback
of the week, comeback of the week, bitch.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
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good product pushers. All right, that's what I'm saying, pushing
that pee that p are. I just saying that because
I know we don't have any ads this week, which sucks.
Moms are their first comeback kid this week. Shout out
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to the moms.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Shout out Mama. If you're listening, I love you.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Shout out mom, I love you too. And Emma, Emma
also first time mom.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
That's right, Shout out Emma.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Emma went from being like not a mom to now
a mom with another one on.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
The way alright, God done, though good you did about
mine yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Presents I bought my since first one, I know my
wife's not listening.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
A mom might be listening. She probably won't be listening
on time I got her present that. I'm kind of
hoping we'll make her piston pants. It's like a it's
it's like a shortcake, but like when you open the box,
it like kind of blows open.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Pat's mom, if you're listening ear muffs.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah, and like things fly out of the box. So
I'm kind of hoping I get a call like, yeah,
good job Dick had them on pistar her pants because
it surprised her.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Like my brother and I always try and out do
each other with cards for my mom.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Like that's a good strategy. We're like we're not breaking
the bank. We're just gonna go cards.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, we usually like what are you getting mom?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
And then we give each other like what we're gonna
get her, so we can even.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That out and then to a card, just put one
hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But like our car, no, and it's not that it's
like the card has to outdo the other one and
like all got I got it this like really big card,
Like my brother got her a big card that he
ordered one time, and then I bought like four pieces
of posterboard it stapled him together, and then made a
giant card and then wrote on the entire inside of
it and like filled it all out with a bunch
of like sweet stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You No, it was really long.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
It took a long time to fill it out, but
it was all like cool stuff. And then we've just
been trying to top each other like that after that.
And I wanted to get her a billboard this year,
but turns out those are very expensive.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh you're just gonna go out into a rural area,
you know.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
One that she's like where she's not gonna see it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
And I could just photoshop a built like a fake one.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
To mom, I bought you this billboard and luling, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Go tack it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
So that's that's what I usually with my mom, which
is I feel like a better way to like it.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Think this is how we love you.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
We're fighting over you instead of like my mom's not material,
like a material person.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
She's like, do we just I just want to hang
out with you, guys. I'll cook you something like stop
fucking cooking. You're not cooking, you're fucking cooking.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I assume my other sister is going to get her something.
I don't know if my brother or second sister will,
so I could win this year.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I never Yeah, you gotta win. I never win.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's a big like when you win Mother's Day like
that is I would say the most important one to
win with, like the if not then in the lar
fuck you because.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I'm not giving the free shout out to the actual
berry company. Yeah I almost did that, but I was like,
I'm pretty sure every year that I've bought these chocolates
covered strawberries for my mom, my brother and dad just
end up eating them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, And it's like, who'd I get these for?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You can't get mad that she didn't want to eat them.
Someone else ate them because they would have gone to waste.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Maybe that's why I should get my dad. I never
know what to get my dad. I should just get
him chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
That's also why, like, at least in the people in
my life, the women in life, my mom, mother in law,
my wife, like they don't give a fuck about stuffed animals.
I know some people like hold stuffed animals and like, oh,
this is really cute bear.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm gonna put it up here. I'm gonna keep it
here forever, like.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
It's a dog toy if I get that. So whenever
you're in the flowers and it's like, hey, for just
forty dollars more, we could put this cool teddy bear
holding your heart in there, the personalized letter.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
I'm like, no, yeah, this one had had like for
an extra forty or whatever it was. I think it
was like thirty dollars. I could add four pictures into
the box that when it falls open, they're on the inside.
And I was like, the whole fucking thing was only
fifty bucks. You're trying to almost fifty percent of charge
me for some pictures. Get the fuck out of here
so they get you. Also don't know if I have
four pictures with me and my mom together, not not
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anywhere online that I can upload.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, you're you're doing to take any pictures.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Other people take pictures of you occasionally. But that's I've
learned that trying to put the Gravy Day photos together,
because I was trying to get pictures of us. Robert
at least has Sam post pictures of him sometimes so
I can snag and stockpile some of those. You have
not had a picture since I like it wasn't taken,
probably by Robert or whoever took photos for us at
a gravy event, Probably since like twenty thirteen.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
I was gonna say, the last picture of me and
my mom together, there's a decent chance that it's from
like eighteen years ago. Yeah, at like a cousin's wedding.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You start taking more pictures, buddy, that should be a.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
New Where am I gonna?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You have a phone, you have social You just want
me taking selfie on that out here? Well when you're
doing a cool events.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Fucking move in silence, Man, I got too many OLPs
out here.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I gotta get the ops.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I don't know. That was like vaguely Australian and British.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It was like a British rapper.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Man, it's not whole.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Boom boom boom boom, but dam but boom but.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, shout out to the moms, we love you. Tell
your moms you love him.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Shout out to the moms, and shout out to the MILFs.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, the MILFs, who's your good to?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Brandy Love.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I like Sherry Deville because I met her.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
She was cool, too big, too unnatural.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah for me, vibes with Molly's pretty cool. I don't
know that one look her up.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Look her up, She's cool, like not now later? All right?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Sure you don't want me looking up porn on your company?
Wi fi Okay, rude.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You probably wouldn't be the first person too.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
I sure.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
First person to Roberts here Robert definitely, he just doesn't
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Also, back this week is Alcatraz.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Rock.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What fuck the prom queen?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I'm married the prom queen.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, so Trump's bringing it back.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I fucking hope. So now I will be disappointed that
I can't go visit anymore, even though I haven't.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know if you've seen like pictures of Alcatraz,
but it's like dilapidated. Yeah, it wouldn't make sense to
redo it.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Well, they're going to rebuild it. Why though, because we're
going to make Alcatraz great again?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Aren't we like cutting every part of the government and
all kinds of jobs to save money, Like, why would
we then spend way more money than we need to
just build a super prison when you can just build
a super prison. It's on land that won't dilapidate faster.
They won't have to have everything boded in and out,
that won't have like it. It's a terrible idea.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Because it's sick.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What do you mean? It's sick? But like keep it
for like tours, like yo, this is where al Capone stayed.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Or they can be like, hey, you know that famous
guy that got arrested. It's getting diddled over there right
now on that island.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Do you know they never did any executions at Alcatraz?
Know that's wild?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wow, fucking California, California. Manuck there, birdman. Jim Quillen also, yeah,
So I mean I'm down for this either.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I mean for years I was down with reopening the
Astrodome as a stadium. They couldn't get that done. Why
not try Alcatra?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What have you just made the astrodom of jail?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
I will that's not a bad idea about make the
prisoners play baseball.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, in the off season.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Rickivon came from the California Penal League.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You could have daytime baseball all the time. It's just
prison baseball, so you could bet that.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Oh shit, oh shit, he's not dropping the bat on
the way to first.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
And then like if you set like a home run record,
you free. I like that you can kind of play
for your freedom.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
It's so a perfect game.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You're free, and it's like it's not the best conditions,
Like you could fix it up obviously, but you don't
have to make it perfect because it's the prison.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I'd like that. I will say this though, if this
prison redoing Alcatraz.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
And try out for the after dumb prison.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
If it doesn't work, they need to turn it into
a skate park. Finally, like in Tony Hawk Pro Skater
two or three, I'm sure I remember skating Alcatraz and
it was fucking sick.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I would be sick at a skate park.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
I want to see Ryan Sheckler do that now, even
though he's too old now and can't skateboard either.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Maybe he's got a kid they could.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
He's the most recent to skateboard of the bam Skating
again bammo jerr. Let him go skate.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Alcatraz better than that and than drugs.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
There's no drugs on Alcatraz yet because it's prison and
prisons never have drugs.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's true. You can't get him in. Can't get him in,
can't get him in. Everybody says that you definitely.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Can't bring it in with a backfield.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Was illegal to bring him in. Nobody can do that.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Can't can't keister all the way through the water.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
But that would be sick the like they're like, fuck, dude,
after dumb prison, try out to today at all the
other prisons and like you gotta like, man, how can
this guy hit a curve?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What it With's the end for double murder? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But can you hit a fucking curveball? He's sure as
ship can, dude, every like MLB player that goes to jail,
that's just gonna be. It's gonna just be the longest yard,
but with baseball.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Would be even sicker. Though. You're like, dide, you hear
what happened to Mikey What got drunk in San Francisco
and punch the cop?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
They're sending him to Alcatraz.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, like when John Rocker eventually gets arrested for whatever
he's gonna do, just ship him to ask for dumb prison. Oh,
is he dead? He might be, he might not be.
I don't know if he's dead or not. Pete Rose
is dead. They're kind of the same guy, post baseball.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Kind of post baseball. I almost get mad at that, like,
don't do that to p Well, you know, yeah, yeah,
I'm fully on. I don't understand why you're not Alcatraz
is cool? Why not? Really?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's just gonna cost too much money, and like, yeah,
it'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
What everything costs money in California, So it's just regular.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
But you don't want people to brag about being able
to do a stint in Alcatraz.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I I think what he's planning on doing is he's
just gonna then take all of the homeless and be like,
you're all illegal, get on the island.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
That's how he's going.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
To clean up San Francisco by just putting all the
homeless in Alcatraz and then guess what, then you can't
see all the human poop in the streets because it's
all the way in the.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Island and where they go, they can't get off.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Alcatraz, dude, we're giving them three hots and a cot
but we wouldn't be Yeah, we would. We're rebuilding Alcatraz
to then just put them there, we're not just dumping them.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Also, there's like lead based paint that they can't have.
Then there's all kinds of bad ship that they don't have.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Okay, what about if we do this, don't rebuild Alcatraz,
still round up all the homeless in San Francisco, put
them on the island survivor Homeless edition.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I would watch that show.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I would watch this ship out of that show.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Watch that show.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
They'd probably build some sick ass encampments.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
They would be, Yeah, give them a couple of tents,
see what they can do.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Like you, they start warring. We just turned Alcatraz into
like a little mini society for homeless, and watch how
they still revert to war because that's what we do
as humans.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Alcatraz is one of those things where it's just.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Like like a modern marvel, you like, because they just
put people in prison on an island.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, dude, and then people got out of it.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Such a sick early America thing. What did you do? Well,
there was an island, so we built a prison on it.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I think it was a military prison initially, and then
they were just like, what have we just made a
regular prison?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Like a civil war or some shit like way back then. Yeah,
probably not that far because.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
You know, and then Native Americans took over it. Indigenous
people's took over it.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And then the cowboys came in and took it from them.
That was the War of the Cowboys and Indians.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeh, that's how that happened. It was all on Alcatraz lot.
People don't know that. And then I think it did.
It did a stint inver Dance, I want to say
for a minute, Yeah, in Verdance coffee basically.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What it was. And then that was actually Rebirth Island rebirth.
That's what I meant.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Obviously I did a couple of tours intover Dance as well,
but rebirth sick.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, shout out to Alcatraz though.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I love how that was the part of the podcast
where we just trail off of a topic until like
one person's left listening.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And I can tell Roberts out of it, Like right, Robert.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Roberts phone is dead. He's just acting like he's.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
The whole time just staring at a black screen's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Just looking at his own reflection because he's so hot
to just move on with his haircut. He's like, I
look good, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Last comeback kid that I got at least is fashion
because the met galow is this week, and again I
don't know what it's for.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
I didn't see a single thing from this.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Sabrina Carpenter, Joe Burrow was there.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Normally, but like, I'll just see on my timeline. I'll
be I'll see people's pictures from it. My algorithm or
algorithm is finally out to the point they don't even
show me that shit anymore. It's awesome. I completely missed it.
Somebody could have fallen, wouldn't even know.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Uh Rihanna is pregnant again.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
She shut up with baby belly all right, shot to him,
but not making a big show about it, you know,
so you know you got a real one. And then
was somebody had like Rosa Parks underwear, like Rosa Parks panties,
and they were like, yeah, did you see what this means?
It was talking about culture, and I was like, how
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do you know there rose, Like how you know the
Rose of Parks panties and like, well, they told him
to put him back and she didn't.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
At the met gala.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, she refused to put him back when they said
to put in the front.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well, so like they had Rose Parks panties on display
at the Metal.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
She was wearing Rose of Parks panties. The lady was
doing it.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
So who was telling her to put them back?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
They're saying to go to the back, Oh, put him back.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I was that's joke.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was like, none of this is making sense to me.
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
It wasn't a good joke, right Pa, They're not only winners.
I'm just trying ship out, man, try and ship out.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sometimes maybe somebody watching or listening watch us on YouTube
dot com such past podcast, well maybe they're chucklate. That's
how dumb the metcal is is that.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I actually thought somebody would have worn Rosa Parks fucking
panties and been like it's fashion.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, so mecal Lebron didn't go, because you know that
part is true.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
They did. She did wear Rosa Park's panties.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
She had multiple faces on the underwear and Rosa Park's face.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
I wanted to Offman's T shirt. How about that.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Rosa Parks face just landed.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Like, right, I don't believe either one of you.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Now that's true. I keep hearing it as Black Pink's Lisa.
I don't know if that's her name or what Black
Pink is. I don't know if that's a band or something.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
I think I think Black Pink is a K pop band,
Actually don't. I don't know why I know that. And
I think she's supposed to be like the hottest one
of them or.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Through the white.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I think she is basically the Justin Timberlake of that group,
the girl.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
She's the the the Asian that Gattuck was into. I
forgot her name.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Uh the security guard guy.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
I forgot her name in the show, But I think
that's her.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it's been like three weeks since I saw it.
I forgot all this. I barely remember this people's names
during the show.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I don't like, I don't see Rosa Park's face on that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's got like pearls on it.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Also, you're fucking Asian. What are you doing wearing a man?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It's to fight against racism, dude, she was being brave.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
You know what? Next year for Black History Month, I'm
gonna put a picture of Nelson Mandela right on my
cock for the month. That should really honor it. Howl Like,
what were you like? I'm gonna honor put her face
on my.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Clip of you talking about that's gonna do numbies. You
might also get in, but numbies.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
How do you celebrate back Black History Month? Well, I
take important black figures and I put them on my underwear.
I feel like somehow you better be putting them on
the front. Yeah, somehow less bad.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Fashions back, dude, and fuck yeah, stupid fucking met Gala
fashion Baby?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Anybody else have me coming? Mo? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Moon, that's a little too close. That's that's a little
too close to make that a character an Asian character's
name in the TV show?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Sounds like I could uh get pretty confusing for some people.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I'm not prejudiced, so I don't know a bunch of
slurs and stuff, Pat does.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
I'm sorry. I grew up in a fucking suburb, man,
you learn slurs. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I grew up in the same suburb as you, and
I know you know the slurs. Nope, not all of them.
On amaz, I guess.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I'll fill you in after the pod.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
You don't have to.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Do you want to hear something? Nope?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Nope, nope, we're good on that. Hey, we don't want
to get in any more trouble with YouTube fucking mook
right now, you know, let's move on and do our
final mock draft of the season, perhaps our final mock
draft of the season.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
We have pushed it back two times to draw it
doesn't like to shop up all the time.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
And our mock draft two weeks ago was the mock
draft of Jersey numbers. We did recap it on last
week's podcast, but if you forgot our mock draft of
Jersey numbers, Robert one, securing his safety from having to
either raise chickens at his house or grab a cops gun.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Robert had forty eight percent of the vote.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I had thirty percent in second place, and Pat was
in third with nineteen percent of the vote. So Robert
has five wins of the season. I have three, Pat
has two, and the last place person has to do
the punishment. This week's draft order will be a reverse
of that last mock draft we did, so it'll be
Pat me Robert, Robert me, Pat, Pat me, Robert Robert
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me Pat, since it's a snake draft, and we will
have voting open at three o'clock Central time on Thursday.
On at patapod on our on our X page on
X and we'll post them one everywhere, but X is
where the voting goes down, so make sure to vote
there and we will end the voting at five pm
Central Time on Friday the ninth. We are we were
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trying to figure out something that was just kind of
wide open, where there was no definite answer, and I thought,
since you know, mock draft is kind of like we're
in summer now, let's just do a mock draft summer.
That's just summer things, things that are cool about summer,
things that make you think about summer. Very wide open.
You go a lot of different ways. Leaves it to
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where we could absolutely get fucked depending on how we go,
and also to votes veto whatever the picks are.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
If it's a if it's and if you pick not that,
I mean, I don't really know any that would.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
I don't know how you could fucking pick something that
we would both be like, dude, that's so nice summer,
we don't want you to have it.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yeah, unless he's like, this is a pivotal game though
it's snow.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Winter.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, winter is the best part about summer.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
All right, So again, it's gonna go Pat Me, Robert
Robert Me, Pat, Pat Me, Robert, Robert Me, Pat and
a snake draft Pat the mock draft of Summer hopefully
wrap up mock draft season.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You gotta pick one one wich, you got one one.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
My favorite part about summer fucking barbecue, dude, just having
a barbecue, man, backyard barbecue party. Everyone's out, you're eating,
you're drinking. That's summer in a fucking.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Backyard barbecue is what you want.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
That's probably the way to put a backyard barbecue that way.
You know, I'm not just talking about the food. I'm
talking about the party. Baby, everybody hanging out. There's usually
a pool, even if not just a good.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Time backyard barbecues, all right, said one one?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
So I had no I was glad that I didn't
have one one on this because like that was so
you could have gone so many different ways you could
what happened there there we go, You could have gone
so many different ways. All Right, I'm gonna go Fourth
of July kick ass parts kind of just a barbecue,
but okay, but it's got fireworks. But mine also includes
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Fourth of July.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
Because that's what barbecue is for.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
The July is like my favorite holiday, so it's also
May America.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
That that's what I was gonna go. That's what I
was thinking initially, but I was like, I think I
can wrap this in though.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna go fourth of July, Robert, you got
two here, I got two here. I'm gonna go with
no school. I thought that might fall back to me,
but it's a really good pick.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, I was thinking about taking that one to one.
But also I haven't had school in a while.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
So I'm no school and I'm gonna go with I'm
gonna go with pools, swimming, going to the pool. Yeah,
the pool.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's a very good pick. Kind of also part of
my barbecue, but that also keeps that.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I mean, these can all like capsulate things, but yours
is backyard barbecue.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, uh encapsulatee and the fourth are light and swimming.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I am gonna go with baseball. Baseball. Baseball is like
the only thing going on in the summer. It ends
in the winter, right but like it's baseball season.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Daggers at every one of your baseball I'm packed against
the wall right now.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Summer ball, baby, summer ball. Okay, you have too here, Pat,
I will go with.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Summer concerts always better in the summer. Uh and just
say vacation, vacation even once you're out of school and
you know there's no school for the summer. A lot
of time, summer is when you get to finally go
all right. Also, fuck you, no work, Yeah, taking some
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time off.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm gonna go chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
I was hoping I could get bikinis in the third round. Bikinis,
I mean the fourth round. Sorry, the third very good,
very good.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I mean, it's not a horny pick.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
It's just like super cool part of summer, hipper cool,
part of summers are awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Just women are awesome in general.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
But also you know, you're not thinking about gay men
with that pick, so it's pretty respect exclusionary.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
So I want to move for you, all right, Robert,
wrap your picks up here. You got two? All right.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
I'm gonna go with ice cream.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
I eat it year round.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
But you know, but it's like, there's nothing better than
a hot summer day a getting ice cream.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
And I'm gonna go with wearing shorts. No more pants,
get out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Pants.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
We don't like pants like that.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
It's good pick, solid pick, strabert pants.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
I'm wearing pants today and I hate it.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I am gonna go with going to the beach. Going
to the beach. It's gonna be my last pick and
Pat wrap it up, last pick of our mock draft
of summer.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You know, I too also like staring at the ladies.
Sometimes it's not about how little they're wearing. I'm gonna
go with sundress.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I had sundresses on mine, sundresses.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
When sundresseson hits, You're just like.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah, you know, some them cheeks in that sundress or whatever.
That meme is little little gust of wind.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, just a little bit in the back.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like I'm not trying to be a part, but like
you're just like, what if? What if?
Speaker 5 (48:45):
What if?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Sundresses? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:46):
All right, as our mock draft of summer, let's recap
it and then we'll get into honorable mentions.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Pat had his mock draft of summer.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
He had backyard barbecues, summer concerts, vacation and sundresses. I
had Fourth of July baseball, chicks and bikinis and going
to the beach, and Robert had no school, going to
the pool, ice cream and wearing shorts. This is gonna
be a tough one. I don't really know where this
is gonna go. These were all solid picks. You guys
both took stuff that I would have also taken as well. Yeah,
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so this is gonna be an interesting and interesting interesting
pick again on x at past Grade Pod.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
We're gonna post this on the shame.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
If I won, we had to have one more next
week as an emergency runoff to figure out the tie
between me and But.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
That's not why we should be voting. You shouldn't be
voting shased on that. I might just vote Robert to
see if Robert wins. I don't care if I win
this one. It's the only Pat went, all right, and
then Robert had I already said.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Robert, your damn endorsement, Alex.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
So Thursday, May eighth, I will post the graphic where
you can vote on our ex at past Grade Pod
at three o'clock Central time. That's going to go until
five o'clock Central time on May the ninth, Friday. Let's
get into the honorable mentions before we move on.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I had bonfires. That was a good one. I had festivals,
so you took outdoor concerts. It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
I didn't wanna.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
I didn't want to take that. It's almost football season.
Cool part, We're like, hey, this is the last thing
before football season. After this football season, what was the Picnics,
Summer camps.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Blue bonnets pictures?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
It was very specific to Texas.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Yeah, I had longer days, Watermelon and boys.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Of Watermelon, Boys of Summer. I had on mind too.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I also had Summertime by Djjzz Jeff in the Fresh Press,
and then Summer from Calvin Harris went to mid in
the summer that song fucking slaps, then summer girls who
can forget LFO? I like girls to wear abercrom bean
fitch h What else did it that was? Yeah, I
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guess warm weather was.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I had to. But summer sausage, road trips, that's kind
of vacations. Summer sausage is good. Summer standers. Summer sang Gria.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Ooh, Sangria. I'm not a big sangria guy. I don't
mind sangria, but I'm never like yo boys, let's hit
some sangree.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
When you're in the mood for it.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
If somebody, if somebody shows up to the barbecue with
some sangret, I'm absolutely partaking in that. Also like a
little rose at the pool, a little I was really
holding nice and warm weather and something can happen with
some rose.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
I was really hoping after I took barbecue, Robert was
gonna be like, I'll take a carne asada. Fuck he
took Latin barbecue. God damn it.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
You take the Latin version of whatever you think so
much harder. NBA NHL Playoffs was also on playoffs.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Great.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, that's also kind of before summer too, as it
starts right in the summer ice cream truck, ice cream truck.
But here he took ice cream, so it had been tough. Uh,
that's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be fun to see
how this one pans out. Less I lose, so vote
for me, please be a real shame.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
All right, Moving on that, let's get ready to tell
you what's not cool this week.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
There's everything. This is our event, Sash. This is where
we just we just bitch about whatever's going on. And like,
maybe people that aren't watching the YouTube enough, go ahead
us up on YouTube. That would be a good not
cool to fix. You can go fix that by just
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Speaker 1 (52:53):
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Speaker 3 (52:53):
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Speaker 3 (52:59):
But we you podcast every episode of Past the Gravy,
so go and give us a follow. There are not
cool as can be. You know, if you stub your
toe if that's not cool. If you get run over
by a bus also a not cool. Is varying degrees
are not cool. If you'd like to submit yours, I
will pick some of the best ones each week at
Pass Gray Pod on X. Make sure you use the
hashtag PTG not cool with your submission at pass Gray Pod.
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Hashtag PTG not cool. This is the not cool segment.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Not cool man, dude, that's not cool cool cool man?
All right?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Our first not cool is from Sebastian vizkis good to
hear back from you again, buddy. He's at CARBALLOC twenty
three on X and he says, is not cool is
GTA six's release date being pushed back a whole year.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
It's unacceptable at this point. You've already pushed it back
like seven times. You've had thirty years to finish the
fucking game.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
That was mad and then they put the Yesterday was
a random Tuesday and they just dropped the trailer and I.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Was like, fuck, it looks so cool and it's like
it looks like a movie.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
It's not even like they pushed it back two months,
so like, oh, yeah, we know we said this summer,
it's May. It's actually next summer, next summer.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
This December Christmas it was, and then it.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Was Christmas and it's like, you guys are real fucking
dirt bags for.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
This you know that, like they're just just keep telling yourself, Yeah,
I want to play it.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
And at least rock Star is known. They don't finish
or they don't release games that are like unfinished and
like the last one ship like that I played ready
to play. I don't remember what their last one may
it may not be Red was that what it was?
That was the last night I played, and that was
one of the most incredible video games ever. In my opinion,
is the greatest single player store like video game of
all time. I don't think anything touches Red Dead. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Red Dead fucking slaps man. So just know they're like,
it's gonna be worth the wait, no matter. We hate
the weight. We absolutely hate the weight. But like you
can post the memes like oh yeah, so and so
went to school, graduated school, went to college, graduated college,
got a bachelor, got a master's degree, and g t
A six still has to come out yet.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
This podcast was started on Grand Theft Auto five online
and they still have not released GTA six and we've
got eleven years of this podcast.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
But GT five is still fucking rocks.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
Yeah, and the graphics Cender are still good.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
That's it's still good. It's still good.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
So like it sucks, it isn't not cool, but no,
it's gonna be worth it. Like we're gonna get that game,
and none of us are going to do fucking anything
for a whole like next summer, just we're not doing anything.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
So you know how work.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
We're gonna do the podcast and then I'm gonna play that.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
I'm gonna have two kids at that point, and I'm like, sorry,
daddy's gotta play this da Daddy's got to move drugs.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
But Emma, you're gonna be a single mom for a
little while, just a couple of months. Yeah, Like remember when.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
I'll teach my daughter to raise my other daughter and
then that's that's it. That's it.
Speaker 5 (56:00):
You raise them.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Irish Wheezy can do it.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
The older ones. You watch the younger ones.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
What was doing there? So you can barely talk? Fine,
I don't care, watch your sister.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
But remember how we we had talked about the and
GT five, the Mount Chili Ad conspiracy that everyone people
spent legit like eleven years looking for the answers, and
then like five months back, Rockstar came out and was like, yeah, no,
that that leads to nothing. That was just us trolling.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
You're doing that.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
I hope in ten years we find out that these
last three like move backs were just so they could
add ship that doesn't go anything into the game, Like
we had to add all of our troll stuff in.
So that's why the game released months later.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
They have like fifty different channels of radio and stuff
that they record all of the bitch have.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
The largest fucking soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Probably will the biggest map. It's gonna be five.
Speaker 5 (56:48):
Was like, if you play for an hour, you've re
and you stay on one radio station, you would have
reheard everything like six times. There better be like two
hours worth of content on every radio station.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
I bet there will be fuck better be that's gonna
be w It's gonna be a perfect game.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
Also, they better have a radio station where you can
uload your own fucking songs.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
No, there's a copyright stuff probably, but it's gonna be
a perfect game.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
It's a perfect game. But that is a solid not
cool Sebastian, thanks for writing in. Buddy Todd Voss at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV. He hung out
with me on Friday at one of my gigs. I'll
talk to about a gig, and I'm gonna make that
an AD even though it's not an AD, I'm gonna
make it an ad a promotion and uh before he answers,
but Todd Voss says, I was stepping over a puddle
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and ripped the crotch of my jeans. He was on
his way home, so that was the positive. I'd hung
out with him, and I guess this happened right after that.
We were watching Rockets on Friday night at a bar.
Fucking Rockets, by the way, that's not cool too, but
to get our hopes up and then just fuck us
in the ass on game seven, let's let's pick the
worst game to have our worst.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
And it's not even like it was the whole game.
It was the fourth quarter. Like they were sluggish the
whole game. They were sluggish, but they were never like
fully out of it. It was always like time twelve
points and they would get it back down to like six,
and then the fourth quarter happened and they're just like, hey,
what if we didn't score at all?
Speaker 1 (58:04):
We were just forgot how to hit, how to shoot
NBA players?
Speaker 5 (58:08):
What if we were within six? And then you looked
up and we're down ninety four to seventy six.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, that sucked ripping the crotchy jeans, just anytime you
rip jeans at all, especially if it's like a good
pair of jeans that you like.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
Like I have, I hope your wife can sew or
you have legitimately really three.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I probably have like five or six. I wear three
pair I have, well, I have, and then I also
have like a pair of black jeans, but like I
don't really count those, Like sometimes I wear those.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
I do have during the summer. I've got a pair
of jeans that I wear while mowing the yard.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Uh, during the winter, jeans to mow the yard.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
Yeah, because but it's heavy duty. It stops everything from
kicking them. But I really only wearing when the summer.
During the winter, I'll wear more of like a sweatpant thing. Okay,
but really I've got like this pair that were that
it's a little long. I've got another pair of jeans,
and then I do have like an emergency pair of
jeans if like I've gone like three weeks and never
watched either one of these and I'm like, oh fuck,
(59:04):
I need pants for work. Yeah, but those ones don't
come out very often. That's that's seriously, only if I
don't do laundry for like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, you gotta have at least two, like solid pair
of jeans. I have the three just cuz, but like
buy the same pair of jeans twice and then just
get one that's the exact same but it's a different
color slightly. And that's that's my move, because then you
gotta make this episodes like he doesn't just wear the
same pair of jeans, You're like one, fuck you, who
cares where I wear two their jeans and three?
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Like no, I don't. Then you just lie about it.
Speaker 5 (59:35):
See, my next pair will probably be like yours, the
light blue.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
I have two way this exact same color, and then
I have one that's a darker one.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
So my oldest pair, which is the mowing laun jeans,
is how my rotation goes. Those were light blue like that.
Then I had worn those for so long. When I
bought my next pair, they were a little bit lighter.
These ones are a little bit darker. I go through
phase like those dark ones for a while. You know what,
I'm gonna wear the light blue jeans for the next
couple months, let me get a new pair.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
I like that, and then it looks like when you
wear like the dark jeans for a while and then
you get like you go back to your like you good.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Jeans look great.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah, it sucks you'd ripping, the ripping, the crotchy your jeans.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And especially because that means you've had them and they're
broken in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, that means they were just part.
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Even if you were or your wife are able to
sew and you get it, might it still might not
feel the same. Yeah, it doesn't have the factory stitching
you know you had.
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, you knew your weay around that, and it's a
little bit different. It would still be good, but it
might not be the same. That's a good not cool.
The next one is from Mikey P I also saw
on Friday Night at It's just Mikey p on X.
He says, he's not cool. Is my car not starting
after leaving the convenience store. It made me late for work.
Your car not starting, it's just you go into immediate panic.
(01:00:48):
But uh, let me try to get.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
And I have my jumper cables, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I just got to inconvenience somebody like, hey, can you
give me a jump?
Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I found out the other day I don't even have
cables in my car. I got it, I thought I did.
My trunk is such a mess. I haven't cleaned it
in like two years.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
The cables.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Where it's like a just a jumper that you don't
have to have the cables for, it's like a single one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
I also found out that you're supposed to ground the
one that's going to the battery that's being charged. You're
not supposed to put both of them on there. I
found this, Yeah, so do I. That's what I've done
every time I found out apparently, though, you're not supposed
to apparently just put like the red on and then
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black puts on like a metal peace sports the other way,
don't yeah black, Yeah, I did not know that. I
was like, why would they give me? Why is there
a red and a black on the battery? Then if
I'm not supposed to put it on red and black,
it should be a red and they don't actually attach
to the attached this to the metal. That's what it
should be. But yeah, anytime your car won't start because
(01:02:01):
you have the panic mode, where like I have since learned.
I think the alternator is cheap. I believe I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Is more expensive than a battery though, But it's one
of those things where like three alternatives, like seven or.
Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Eight alternator is not cheap. Then I flipped that my
head one time.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
It was the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
But it's it's one of those things where I don't
know if this is going to cost me one hundred
bucks to repair or a thousand. And I know nothing
about cars, so I don't I could get bent over
every time I go to a mechanic. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Nissan Ultima they call them Nissan alternators because they always
go out, and his went out I think twice while
he had it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Shout out another thing Japan has done for US, Japanese
have done for us.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Nissan.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
No, just fucking toyotas that run for goddamn ever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
No free ads that I won't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Put that up my license plate, says toy Yoda, and
it's got the little ears.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
On the symbol. I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Yeah, nerd, but yeah, that sucks due and then you
just go in panting mode and then you're starting to
factor like, oh much is just fucking gonna cost me,
and it's just it.
Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
It's a spiral man than us though, so he probably
would just like pop the hood and like it's like,
oh I can just fix this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, but so that some of those so you get
to take it in some way that sucks, yeah, and
give you a short no matter what. Next one is
from Quentin Hughes at Q the Ace on X and
Quinton says he's not cool is I got my phone
and internet through a certain company we don't name on
this podcast good job, and my phone broke. What they
(01:03:36):
don't tell you is that if you cancel the Internet,
you can't make any upgrades or changes to your phone
that they gave you. I ended up dropping them and
going with another more superior company. And then he also
said that his bill by taking the Internet off, it
went up, which is one of those bullshit things.
Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Good for you for being free, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
You have less services, but it's more expensive because you
have less services.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
That's why there was like you have to have a phone.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I don't have a phone. I don't have a house phone.
You're through a phone line and the internet and cable
and then also we can give you, oh like I
had an alarm system, like I had like security through them,
but I was like, I'm not going to ever hook
this up.
Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Oh yeah, they gave me a door bell years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
We're gonna put emotions since you're here. This is how
you set up this, what you activated with, and then
you have to pay this a month. I'm not going
to ever call that, but because it is forty dollars
cheaper a month, because you guys are stupid, I will
do this.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
And then yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Company have absolutely nothing good to say. There was an
outage I think last week, and my friend Robert, my
good buddy Robert checked in on me.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I was out for a run. He's like, how you doing, buddy.
I was like, good Robert, how are you doing? Man?
And he was like, well, I just saw it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
There was a insert that company's name out at it,
and I was just making sure that you hadn't broken anything.
And I was like, oh, actually, uh, not even home
right now, didn't know And then it was back by
the time. But yeah, you know, I wish that company
nothing but the worst, nothing but the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
I can't wait till next time I move somewhere and
they have fiber in that area. I can't wait to
get fiber internet instead.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be awesome. Just be free, that's all.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
I will make a video last, but people hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Quitin.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Good on you, buddy, but that sucks man having to
deal with them and they have customer service doesn't give
a fuck about you.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
But hey, now you never have to deal with them again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
You're freebody. Congratulations, Enjoy this, Enjoy this all right, I
can go first. I don't really have anything crazy. I
am actually like, I'm in eyelash hell right.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Now, dude, you're struggling.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I am in eyelash. Hell.
Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
My I had my cornea abrasion years ago when I
turned thirty. I was fucking five years ago. Six years
goddamn it. Yeah right, it doesn't feel it was that
long ago. And then I was supposed to put eye
drops in all the time. Did not do that because
I don't like stuff around my eye. That's my bugaboo
is my eyes. And then I fell asleep and woke
(01:06:10):
up one time and it ripped the heel over the
corneal abrasion, and then I had to like my eye
was all swollen again for another week, and I had
to get these steroid drops that I put in, and
then they were like, hey, just do the fucking eye drops.
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Two times a day. Do the eye drops.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I was like, all right, so ever since then, I
like two times a day right before bed, I put
my fucking eye drops in and it's helped. But because
I put the eye drops in, they like weigh down
my eyelashes sometimes, and like every couple of months, I'll
just have a day where like one of my eyelashes'
like we're gonna go inside your eye. We're just gonna
(01:06:48):
poke in the eye every time, every time you blink.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Like right now, right now, right now, you feel right
now too, And it's just just irritating and it it
It doesn't hurt, but it just it's that like constant
irritation over well eyewash and will eye. Yeah, it's the worst, dude,
I know. I fucking hate it. So the fucking worst.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
It's like, uh, when you get it out, you can
still like feel where it was, or you like you
never know if you got it out.
Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, or like it was like this if you've been
out with like around mosquitos and then like you got
bit my mosquitoes even though you're not around mosquitos. You
still feel like you have phantom mosquito bites, like it's
like that, and it just it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
I've been in eyelash hell all day, And is that art?
Do we have to do the worst things about summer
next week?
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
If we have to do one?
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
And no, because whoever gets one? But yeah, it it's
not fun eyelash hell. I would not wish this on
anyone except for a certain cable company that I would
wish this on CEO of that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I hope they.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Actually say that next time you're arguing with one of
them on the phone back. I hope you get an
eyelash in your eye.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
It's not an eylash in your because you can at
least like flush your eye out like this, I keep
trying to bend it. I think I need to buy
one of those new eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
I don't know, eyelashes, but whatever those things that girls
have to like curl their eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
If they do that, like I need to do that
so then I can just curl it up.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Maybe have a video of Emma curling your eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I want to curl it just like that one just
but it's like a little clamp thing.
Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
But maybe you should curl them one time and see
if that helps.
Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Ladies, somebody hit me up on X Let me know
the name of that, and I'll order one, like don't
similink eyelash curler, okay, all right, well it's not that.
Let me the name of that, Okay. Other than I'll
just look up eyelash curler. But that again, eyelash hell.
Not a place I would wish for anybody, except for
a certain cable company.
Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
My other not cool is been running again, been hydrating better.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
But I told you I think you came over to
watch the Kentucky Derby, and I was like, I woke
up three times from it was Friday night to Saturday morning.
I go up three times in the night with just
calf cramps where it's just like what the fuck, what
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Then the I didn't wake up with this, but it
was like when you wake up and you stretch your
leg and then it just went right back into a cramp,
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
And then what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
You don't know which way to move your foot, You
just you just sit there.
Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
But three times in one night, and it was just
like I'd be just awoken by a cramp.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Is why I drank four big What is this is?
How much is in this? Thirty two? I drank four
thirty two ounce bottles like of water.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
The night before I felt like I did drink but
like I also drank a lot of water too, so
like I felt like I was good and just cramp
it up like a motherfucker. And then the next day
I had like PTSD. Going to sleep, I was like, oh, no,
is it gonna happen again? It didn't, But cramps terrible.
I'm really going through.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
My body's going through right now, whether it be eyelashes
or cramps. It's rough, ruddy. But those are my not cools.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I got a couple. Uh one of them is h.
I almost showered yesterday. I Uh, I had the shower on,
and I said, I fucked herund I do this every
time I turned the shower on. Fuck her outd on
my phone for like two minutes.
Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
So it'll be nice, nice little sauna. And then I
go to get in and I'm like that water is
so a little chilly. I was like, I must have
turned the cold a little too far, so I just
turn it back a little bit. Standing at the back
of the shower, just kind of splashed my feet, not
really getting any warmer, turned the cold completely off. You
used all the water, No, there just was no hot water.
And so then I'm doing the thing. I'm like, did
(01:10:29):
I e forget to pay this fucking bill, because then
normally it's like we'll be out in two days and
you're like fuck, And I'm like, no, I put that
bill on auto pay. It's just that morning just would
not get me cold. So I stood at the back
of the shower. I was running out of time. I'm
already late. I just kind of like splashed my nuts
in my armpits and got the fuck out of there.
I couldn't even do a full shot, Like, couldn't shampoo
my beard, it was too cold. Couldn't start out. I'm
(01:10:51):
not a cold shower guy. Can't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
You just gotta get through the like the first couple
of seconds. I like to start my mornings. I just
take a shower in the mornings and got out of there,
do a cold shower for the first like thirty seconds,
and then go right back into A friend of the pod,
Brank Tobler. I remember years ago having him on. I
think it was before you, but he was. He said
that his dad was in prison and his dad would
he got out of prison like he was a kid.
(01:11:13):
They just said his dad was there in college. His
dad would come back from college and then before he'd
go back because he would always get rested again. He
was like, when you start your shower and make it
as cold as you can and just you know, shadow
box that's and then he was like, why dad, He's like,
that's what it feels like if you get stabbed. It's like,
now you'll be ready to fight. And I was like
that that's the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
He was like, Max, Dad from fucking it's always sunny
in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
No, but it was like can you imagine, like you
have no like you have like no explanation as to
why your dad knows this. It was like, no, just
start shadow boxing because then if you ever get stabbed,
to know how to fight.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
It was like shadow boxing where you learn that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Well my dad told me yeah, but yeah, it just
started with like the cool water you get it wakes.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Up, doesn't wake me up, just makes me angry, very
sleep half the time.
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I like my warm water too. That's how I start called.
Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Then you go war, I stay up too late, and
then I stay in bed till the exact last second,
so then I'm always rushing. But then I'll literally just
like let the warm water hit me and just lean
my face up against Yes. So that happened. And then
all day on Tuesday, I was worried I was going
to tear my acl because the night before when I
(01:12:25):
was going to bed, like I get up off the
couch and i start walking over towards the stairs. I'm like,
it feels a little tight on my right heel area,
and I'm like, is the tending about to rip off
of the boat. So like I'm going up the stairs carefully.
All the next day, I'm walking around at work and
I'm making sure I walk carefully because I'm like, the
last thing I need is a ball on the back
(01:12:47):
of my calf because my achilles tendon just ruptured and
fucking fruit by the footed up into a roll. And
then I realized about three quarters away through the day, oh,
when I'm at home and I'm sitting on the couch,
I have a tendency to just kind of like my
feet against the ground. I think I just kind of
bruised my heel. That's all it was. I had just
whacked my heel against that so many times it was bruised.
(01:13:08):
It was nothing to do with a tendon. I'm just
a moron. I was scared all day of tearing my achilles,
but didn't really have to be, so that sucked. That
was just a scary feeling all day. My main one
for the week was the other day. I I got
home and I had to pee really really, really really bad,
and uh, I dropped my keys at the front doors.
(01:13:30):
I was trying to unlock it. I just that's just
a horrible feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You're like, you're like jumping up and down like coca.
Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
On the way home, I pulled into a gas station
by my house. I'd peete really fucking bout it. I
had to get gas. I was like, let me just
get some gas and then I'll run in and pete.
I run in the bathrooms out of order. The guy
was like, oh, what do you just have to pe
You can go, just don't flush, and I was like,
buy a house down the street. I'll just go and
then drop the key.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I was so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
And then also she.
Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Has gone in the backyard at that point.
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Well, by the time I get in the front door,
it's just as quick to get to the bathroom as
it is to get the backyard. That's fair. However, like
shoes just pissed in the front or I'm like, okay,
but nine animal, there's kids in the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
The only time I pissed, and.
Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
You got your door door everywhere you live, and like
I pissed one time and then I fucking I'm on
a list.
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
The only time I pissed in the front yard here
was one time. It was like two three in the morning,
and it was a torrential rainstorm. So I just opened
up the front door and I pissed out of the door.
There's no grass right there. I just pissed on the concrete.
But it was storm it washed away. So that's all
I got. What about you bobby birds there? All right,
(01:14:38):
let's go in the government spy drones. They're loud and racist.
Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
Yeah, at three am in the last one, three am
in the morning. Just this they spent wild at three
am in the morning. I recorded it from the bedroom.
If you can pick it, that's being picked up.
Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
That's way too loud for three in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Yes, this is three o'clock in the morning. They were
just going off.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
This is why you need a shotgun, just spray the tree.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
So yeah, that is that is daylight hours bird.
Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I have also been having in our new place.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We have a similar when we also have an owl
that's recently joined the group. They shut the fuck up, bro,
shut the fuck up. I don't care what you're watching.
I don't care what's going on.
Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Eat your fucking ttzy pop and shut the fuck up.
I don't know who, dude, stop asking me.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
It freaks wheezy. When we go on walks at night
in the morning, she's like, what the.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Fuck is that. I'm like, it's an Alley's talking shit.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
But I get mad.
Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Why you got why guys do this all night? Like
this is don't you sleep? Don't you sleep, dude, because
you're doing it during the day.
Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
I've got some that do it at like six am,
and that's annoying for me when I'm up till like
four and then like I'll just kind of like hear it.
But you know, that's six am, it's light, it's daytime.
That's when birchery three am is that's a war crime.
Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I woke up first. I'm more of a light
sleeper than Sam is Sam did up to And then
like later that morning, around five six am, my downstairs
neighbor texted us like, did you guys hear those crazy
birds last night? She woke up too, and it was funny.
Sam told me like she wanted to uh strangle them
(01:16:15):
or something, strangle the birds.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
And then then the downstairs neighbor in the text that
I was like, I want to go out there and
shoot him, and I'm like, geez, you guys really escalated,
Like I was thinking, I want to just grab some
dirt and throw it into the trees and then they'll
fly off.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
No, because they'll come back madder and they'll be louder.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
But both of them, they wanted to strangle them or
shoot them.
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah, because they're dude, they're birds. Are like fish. Kill
as many as you want. There's more.
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah, they'll be fine, Yeah, stupid, they'll be fine. Luckily.
Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
I'm just picturing now, like three am, Sam rolling out
of bed, grabbing her pellet rifle, slowly opening the window
and just dropping the bird. It's okay, Bobby, we can
go back to sleep. Mama took care of it.
Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Luckily we haven't done that again, but they are still
that loud now in the mornings when that's okay, right
doing in.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
The middle of you know, they probably had some fucking
pigeons in town.
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
It was their boys. They had seen him in a while,
they were staying up late.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Boys came over.
Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
It happens. Some red breasted sparrows. You know what I'm
talking about, blue footed boobies. Oh you bring them movies around,
guess wow?
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah? But yeah, fuck birds, dude, fuck birds. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I want to add another another not cool because I
just saw this on on X. Giants have the toughest
strength of schedule already this year, and then somebody just
was like, these are the giants strength of schedules recording
to the NFL over the last few years. Last year
we had the sixth hardest, and then the year before
that we had the third artist. What when will it end?
When will it end? We're being victimized.
Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
It's not because what they were at the end of
those years, though, what there's strength of schedule ended up being.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
That's what it says according to this one X account.
And I'm going to look anything up because it proves
my point.
Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
The Giants.
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
The NFL has an anti Giants agenda. The Super Bowl
champion Eagles have the fourth toughest strength of schedule and
the Giants had the first Giants picked third overall in
the draft because they only won three games. How do
we have the hardest schedule? Bullshit? But it's gonna be
fine because we have the best defensive live We're gonna
kill everybody the third hardest.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
See, here's gonna waltz into the playoffs. Waltz into the playoffs. Well,
we're playing champions, but when we make it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
This year shocked the world bringing back because they were
battle tested, battle testing, baby.
Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
And but somehow everyone in the Packers division has a
even easier schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
And so I don't get.
Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
I mean, we are going against the NFC East in
our division.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
So n is good this year? Gonna be good this year?
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Are you sussy for Russie? I will be.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
If he's good, he won't be, might be.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
He might be.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Davile's great coach to the ball to Milik. So all
you gotta do, buddy, to the ball to Melik. Get
the ball campso let us scat back do he does?
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
That is something we get to be excited about we
have another white running back in the NFL this year.
Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Great for the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
It's just fun to see. You're like, hey, good for him.
We don't expect that, like see, because he's a bruising
runner too, so I think it's gonna fit.
Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
More like it's like Alex Caruso on the Thunder and
Chet Holmgren. We're like, ah, what is this duke in
the NBA.
Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Like with Christian mccaffe, You're like, Okay, that dude is
just a lighter shade. But he he's an absolute ridiculous
I mean, but I'm saying he looked the way he plays,
You're like, he could be a black guy because he's
that good. He's that good, I mean, in the biggest
compliment I can as a running back. White running backs,
you're normally like, yeah, that dude looks like a white
guy playing running back. It's fun to see representation matters normally,
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just so I get to see a full back dive
once every six weeks. I was also really mad I
wanted him online. That's mine. Not cool is that you
guys got game scauta bow when I did it and
have cool from two weeks ago. Yeah, I'm still mad
about it. I'm gonna get a scout of That's how
much I like the guy. Something about the way he plays.
Can't put my fingers like this guy so much?
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
All right, ummm, what I got next? Let's move on
to answers. Let's move on to answers. I am going
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Why not?
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Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
The answer segment.
Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Do you just answer the question?
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Why? Just answer the question? You big answer answer, but
don't thanks the subject. Just answer the fook question?
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Kept talk.
Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
Answer answers answers.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Answer any questions all right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
If you have any questions you'd like to submit for
the answer segment, you know we do the pre come segment.
We ask our questions like our mermaids. Is it time
for them to fucking start cleaning? Are the worst maids
of all time? What is the worst vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
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question this is uh. This is Rosie Scott writing back
in again. I believe she was a first time writer
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in her last time she emailed us though, But Rosie says,
how do you handcuff a one armed man?
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
I mean, if he's wearing jeans, you can just hook
it to the belt the belt loop.
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
I was thinking you got to like lean him over
and handcuff it to like an ankle too.
Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
That's probably what it is. You just need long you
do it to his ankle.
Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
And then like I don't know if cops have it
on them at all times, Like you probably don't have
it on your belt. But like when you see prisoners
getting like transferred, they have the like leg handcuff things too,
where it's the chains and then it goes into the
handcuff handcuffs. Would you just do that and just have
the one and then the two legs.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
I mean, if you have enough handcuffs you can say, yeah,
do that. That's what I was thinking about long handcuffs.
I meaning like you just take two pairs and chain
into each other.
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Because I mean I think I don't think you have
to put the feet together. Like sure they can run
a little bit there, but it's hard to run if
your hand because you know, the hands and the legs
work opposite when you're running, right, So if you're trying
to run with both the leg and that, you're not
gonna get far.
Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Probably not so.
Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
I think you're just good with doing a hand a leg.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Yeah, you just put a hand to ankle. That's crazy.
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Out of the cop let us know.
Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah, buddy, if you're correct, you ever had to do that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Also, if that's not how it's done, maybe try it
that way. Maybe we was the one hand to handcuffing system.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
You got handcuff people. You have to handcuff someone, do.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
You just hand cof them to yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
That seems probably dangerous, but yeah, yeah, it was like
they could hit there about to say they could hit
you with the other hand, but they only have one hand.
They can't they kick you. They could kick you if
they're strong enough, they could throw you around like a ragnall. Yeah,
you just got handcuff them to their ankle or a
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stationary something with.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
It hole somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Yep, all right, great question, Great question, Rosie, Keep those coming.
This one is from Rebecca L. Who I don't think
is ever written in before, but Rebecca says, am I
wrong to be upset that my boyfriend subscribes to several
OnlyFans accounts. He says it's the same thing as watching porn,
But is it really I'm gonna let Robert answer this first.
Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Oh that's good. Yeah, let's let Robert answer first.
Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
Several is really?
Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Like I guess, like if you get an only fans,
like if you subscribe to un only fans, you're like,
I had to create the account.
Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Might as well look a couple you know? Is that
how it works?
Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Probably there's factors that go into this. Yeah, is he
subscribed to several free ones?
Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I guess some of them, but like, aren't they They're like, oh,
subscribe for free and then you have to pay for
all the pictures.
Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Yeah, some of them.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
There's ones like like Asa Kira, she would still post
nude photos and and then it's just one of the
fucking goats, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Okay, I'll have to look her up later.
Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
Yeah, I'm not even as shaming to dude. She's she
wor barschool barstool years ago. Okay, but yeah, she's one
of the fucking goats.
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
If he's got multiple free ones, it's one thing, dude,
there's just so much porn on the Internet. You don't
need to be paying for it.
Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
That's what I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
That's why I'm like, I'm on her side here. Yeah,
she didn't say she's mad, she's upset. I think that's
fully fair.
Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
So Rebecca's question is, is she says, am I wrong
to be upset that my boyfriend describes to several only
fans accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
No, you're not wrong to feel.
Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
However, you feel like you're allowed to feel whatever your
feelings are, you shouldn't be paying for and if it
makes you feel uncomfortable to the point where you're emailing
a podcast about that asking if you're wrong, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
You're allowed to feel the way you feel. That does it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I'm not justifying what he's doing, but like, that's definitely
something you should have a discussion with him about because
if like you're not cool with that, you need to
voice that and be like yo, dog, like don't.
Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Because it's not the same because it's not like you're
going on whatever hub and you're just scrolling through pictures
and even searching a specific actress. Maybe yeah, you're specifically
paying a person, like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
You're funding someone's like living.
Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
Maybe I'm not venmoing also care of five dollars every
time I get a nut? You know, right, it's not
a specific it is different. Also, don't pay for porn.
Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, just like here, let me show you how to
google boobs.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Also, and I'm not I'm not one to illegally obtain
anybody else's information.
Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
But there are leaks. Don't happen. Don't tell people how
to do that. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I'm just saying the information is there, baby, in some
form or another.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
On one hand, though, OnlyFans is actually giving the creators money.
You're you know, you're empowering these women. This isn't for you, Recca.
This isn't for you, Rebecca. I'm just saying, like, I
don't I understand why only Fans works, because it's like
instead of just being like, oh, someone up someone Yeah,
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well that's obviously, but instead of uploading this video and
then it going on another site and then another site
and another site, and it's like not necessarily that person
that uploaded it getting credit or money for it. Now
that person's getting money for whatever they do.
Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Also, if they're paying for custom videos, you're just like.
Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
And then I think you can chat with them too,
So I think that's a big I don't know why
you would.
Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Plus people just get horning like, oh my dirty talks
so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Actually, you know what, I think that's the least respected
profession is the.
Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Only fans model more than well cop people pay for it,
but they don't respect the telemarketer.
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
I don't know anyone in the world that respects Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I respect that she goes out there every night and
still shows up.
Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
I don't respect that she's making the youth of America itchy.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Sure I iced to get tested. You are not wrong
to be upset.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I never thought I would side with a woman versus
her boyfriend over porn, but uh, I'm on your side
on this one.
Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Your your feelings are valid. You are you are in
wasting money.
Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Feel the way you feel and just be like I
feel like you are wasting money.
Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
I would like you to not that, and I think
that if you can't either get over that or start
hiding it better, then maybe there's another discussion that needs
to be had.
Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
I mean, if he's also loaded and he's like, dude,
I don't care. I could pay fifteen bucks a bu're like,
all right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Ever, but like, you are not wrong. You're not wrong
to feel that way, Rebecca. But thank you for email.
This is maybe the most serious question we've had. It's
a good one in a long time. But uh, hey,
appreciate you checking out the pot.
Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Baby. You're like, hey, what kind of videos are you
buying there? Maybe we could recreate? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Maybe then you do that, You're like, hey, why donce
you venmo me for these? And then the money's staying
in the house.
Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
He's like, I don't know know the ones I do
they specifically put balloons up their asses, and you're like.
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Whoa, okay, and whatever you're open to, then you can
just do that. And then you let Yeah, it's like
I don't want to put a balloon up my ass. Okay,
Well if this girl does.
Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
That's fine, my pop that'll hurt. It seems like that
could be bad.
Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Yeah, making balloon animals out of your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Two two ladies opening up the answer segment, Love That,
Love That pastor Gravy a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
For women for sure? Yeah, buy men for women.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
I'm all about it. Yeah, I talked to I A.
Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I come from a woman. My mom is a woman,
her mom is a woman. Big female supports. Eric Ingram
writes in and says, should our c cars get credit
for being the original drones.
Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
No, they absolutely shouldna.
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah. For me, drones are airborne cars, and r.
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
C cars literally walked, so drones could fly. You could
remote control those bad boys. You could put a camera
on and.
Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Check out this.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
We're gonna go, we're gonna go look at this, right,
but they were like the original drunes, like, we couldn't
figure out how to make ship fly like that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
The fans as well.
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Speak for yourself. I used to build so many ramps
with books. My rc cars were getting air in the street.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Right, but they couldn't like fly fly for a long
period of time. They had to keep coming back down
like OURC cars that you could attach cameras to. Like
that was definitely like was like the Mars Rover and
shit like that. That was sort of like the original
drone and ship like that. You're like, that was just
a fancy r C car.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Well, for me, drones are airborne from battle.
Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Bots was like fancy RCA cars, which are just fancy
pre drones.
Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Well battle bots is pre Terminator.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
But they had cameras on them so you could see
that ship and then you were like, all right, what
if we had a drone that I could then look
down on shit? And then the military is like, and
then we can just shoot people with this, and and
then you know they they took off with that. But
our c cars I think one hundred percent were the
original drones.
Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
I mean, I get it, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
That's the tech, that's the original tech for.
Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
It for me.
Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
For me, drones have to be flying.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
But these were like the ogs that like before they
could figure it out. They were like the right brothers
figuring out how.
Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
To do I see the attachment. My brain just doesn't
like it. What about your body settle this? Well?
Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
I just looked up the definition of a drone.
Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
God damn it, I'm gonna be wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
And it is a flying It is a flying vehicle.
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
But this gave the idea like what if we could
make it fly? And like, well, our seat cars can't fly,
we can control these. What if we could just do
the same thing we do with our seat cars, but
with things that fly?
Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
Our dicks? Just the hold on, how should I word this?
Should Dix get credit for being the original dildos?
Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Yeah? As the inspiration, it's literally the inspiration.
Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
I thought you were call them drones because like helicopter,
Yeah that too.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
I don't know. Some of those dildos can't helicopter They're thick, all.
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Right, So I feel like I'm aut voter on this.
I still think that our C cars were the og drones.
They definitely have to get credit for being the inspiration
for drunes.
Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
I'll tell you this right now. I want to buy
a fucking RC car right now if.
Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
We can, if we can remote control this, but it
could be in the air, and they're like, great, idea,
let's do that.
Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Without our sea cards. They are not drones. I just
I just want to make an RC car jump. Those
things are so fucking awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
But you can't have drones without our C cards. Walking
not as easy.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Because we still had helicopter technology and we just made
it smaller. That's all drone is.
Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
It's true, fucking good point, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
Helicopters should get credit for drones.
Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Well, planes could also then birds. Birds, Yeah, birds are
the original drones.
Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
I mean they literally are drones now.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, they are. That's true. All right, good question, Eric,
keep those common, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Abby Gibbons writes in again at Abbi Givens seventeen, and
Abby says, how do color blind people know.
Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
What gray looks like I assume trial and error.
Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Robert, Well, it doesn't mean like we can't see color
at all. What if you could only see gray?
Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Looks like yeah, like describe he can see gray, he
just can't see red and green.
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Robert.
Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Describe the color gray to Robert.
Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Trying to think of just the most boring thing I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
It's like black white.
Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
It's like sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
Did you like learning about history in school? No, it's
like history classic, whatever, whatever class was the most boring
for you and your most boring teacher talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
That's gray the sky on a cloudy day.
Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
No, it would be the sky on a rainy.
Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Day on cloudy a too.
Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Clouds are white all right, on rainy white, but they
could also be cloudy and rainy.
Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
It can.
Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
That's what I don't understand. Why partly cloudy, because every
day is partly cloudy. That means there's no clouds. Ever,
I almost say that it's not partly.
Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
I almost just said Britain. That was the first thing
that popped in my head to describe gray. Just picture Britain.
Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Yeah, yeah, when it's storming, look up and that is
what it's that's gray.
Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
What color is Alex's shirt. Great, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
You know it's gray.
Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
So yeah, gray is one of the colors you can see.
Are there people out there that are colorblind to gray?
I feel like that maybe because like I feel like,
at the very if you go color blind, I feel
like then your eyes to like black and white. I
feel like on those probably not true at all, but
like if you can see black and white, you can
definitely see gray. It's the combo. Yeah, so yeah, I
think everybody can see gray. I don't think there's a
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person dogs can see gray.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I mean I guess like you would just have to
be told like that is gray. If you were a
colorblind and you did not see gray, they would just
be like, that is what gray is. This color is gray,
and you're like, oh, that's what everything looks like. You're like, no,
that's gray, though.
Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Is that what you're red and green look like? Do
they look just like gray to you? Is it colorless
or is it more like your brain dyslexicizes them and
then you can't tell the difference between them.
Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Yeah, So I'm I think it's pronounced dwtan do tan.
It's basically that my green cone is missing or not
functioning properly, and so green is what the big issue is,
and so like that's that's people that I like that
have the issue that I've said many times where I
(01:35:56):
thought the green stop light, the green go light, traffic
light looks white.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Okay, so your eyes are dyslexic.
Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
Yeah, any color with like green undertones is difficult for
me to perceive.
Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
It's like Pat, where's packers gear? You're just like, this
looks stupid as fuck.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
I look like Bigfoot to him with that feeling, I'm
just fuzzy.
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
The filling of eagles just look like absolute garbage to you,
don't they.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
They look like they're city.
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
When the a's where they're like road unis, does it
just look like like stupid? Can you do look like
the a like the athletics is white and then the
rest of it's just gray?
Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Can you different differentiate shades of green though, Like when
a's where their normals versus when they wear like the
throwback really green greens, you can see the difference between them.
Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Yeah, I can see shades. Okay, Sometimes I feel like
I can see shades better.
Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
Darker than this. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
I just wasn't sure if it was your green cone
was just like anything green.
Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
But like the smaller the color is, the harder it
is for me to see. Like at uh in parking garages,
you know they have the lights of the red and
green to tell you. Yeah, those don't do anything for me.
Those don't help me.
Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Robert gets a ticket, he's like he was fucking medical man.
Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Oh yeah, shit, dude, that sucks. All right, Well that's
a good question, abby, And at least we had an
expert to answer it. Hey, we learned somethday learning things.
Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Last question this week that we got is from Josh
Tree Caddle at Joshua Tree seven one three on X
and Josh says, why haven't I seen a baby pigeon?
Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Do they even exist? You only see full grown ones
in nature government drones. Man. Yeah, it's like the government
doesn't release until they They only come out at three am.
Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Do they They don't leave the nest until they're fully grown,
because I've never seen a pigeon nest either.
Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
That's true because they're usually in a city, which is
just like it's a garbage can. Fair enough, all right,
I said, baby pigeons is also a squabs.
Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Okay, that's like they just took the Native American word.
Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Just look at oh guy, hes a little guy. He
doesn't need me trash yet.
Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
It's are usually not seen out in the open because
they stay in their nests for about a month after hatching,
becoming almost fully grown before leaving.
Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Oh so I was right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
They just stay in their nests and that's why you
don't see the nest because it's like they're hiding.
Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
Yeah, and I'm not a home invader. Also that I have,
bird watchers have probably seen them, those sick freaks.
Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Well we did the Native Americans that taught me a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Not me, but like America, do birds think bird watchers
are perverts?
Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Probably like the chill a fuck out.
Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
This guy is fucking been sitting in the bushes with binoculars.
Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Like, I'm not gonna do anything besides chirp, leave me alone.
I'm trying to it's a worm.
Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Have a hawk dive bomb this guy he's trying to
look at.
Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Yeah, yeah, they probably hate people at bird watch.
Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
So yeah, they baby pigeons just don't come out of
the nest until they're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
I think that makes sense too. I don't really see
a lot of baby birds.
Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Yeah, if it's not like online, so it's not like
a picture of like a if it's not in my
check out, This baby bald eagle, I'm like, oh, look
at these guys.
Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Fucking bird trying to commit suicide in my car the
other day. Mom might have pushed it out of the nest.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
No, it flew right off the sidewalk in front of
my car as I was accelerated.
Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
That's wild. Don't dodge birds listening, Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
So hey, look at us. We learned about baby pigeons.
We learned about color blindness. I'd like to think that
we learned.
Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
About and how to handcuff at one armed man, hand
cafching one armed man.
Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
There's a description for the podcast right there.
Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
A little bit about Alcatraz.
Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
And fashion. We had to look up some stuff. So
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run doug out this Saturday eight to ten pm and
Katie come hanging out with me and win some Buzzfest tickets.
And then let's do our random person generator. I am
gonna go who are you gonna go with?
Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Who you guys want? I'm gonna go Jenny or take
a Sean Connery. Oh, Sean Connery is good. Take that hers,
he's the bad guy from the Rock.
Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Nicholas Case, she's the other guy from the Rock, Gonna
do that. Take Paulsey McGinley, he's the other guy from
the rhyme. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
With Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway, she's so likable. Yeah, she's
That's why I was like, who, somebody's really likable.
Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
I'm just remembering that I had actually settled on going
with Florence Pugh, But Jenner Artago is what came out.
Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Jenny Ortega, Hathaway, Sean con.
Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
You can change the Florence Pugh if you'd like.
Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
No, I'm gonna stick with Jenetago, which is the oldest
sounding name on earth, right, Florence Pugh?
Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Yeah, I know she's not old, but like, is that
her real name?
Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Because I have to assume that she got made fun
of a lot in school.
Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Lawrence Pew, Yeah, all right, here we go, Dermott, Mrnigan,
Gary Cooper, Suzanne Langlan, Marlene Dietrich, Kathleen Turner, Ellsworth Vines,
Carrie Mulligan and Samuel L.
Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Jackson.
Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
All Right, Ann Hathaway, Tega and Sean Connery. Again, let's
run it back, Otto Graham, live Olman, Denzel Washington, Diana
or Diane West, Gordon Ramsey, David Letterman, Fred is there,
Kate Humble?
Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Most of those people were oldest shit.
Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
I went, yea one more, one more?
Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Last one's one?
Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
Hope Florence people comes.
Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Up, so god. David Bowie Blur, Captain Beefheart and hit.
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Don Hudson, Robert Roberto Benginie, Christoph Waltz, Jannick Noah and
Barry Sanders. Not even close, this one, not even close.
All right, guys, have a great rest.
Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Of your week.
Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Come see me Saturday at home and dugout. We love
you guys until we talk to you next time. Past
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