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April 18, 2024 2 mins
PAIGE IN HYATTSVILLE TELLS TOBY AND CHILLI ABOUT HER 'MURPHY'S LAW' FIRST DATE WHERE EVERYTHING WHICH COULD GO WRONG, INCLUDING AN ALLERGY RELATED ISSUE!
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It's Toby and Chilly's Crazy Fursday pageand Hyattsville. Understand this crazy first date
story was a comedy of errors.Tell us everything we are listening. The
guy was a friend of a friend. I met him going to the beach
with our mutual friend a few weeksprior. Decided to go on a first
date on the heels of some worktravel he had, so I was picking
him up from the airport, startedoff with his flight, got delayed coming

(00:21):
back and lands at the airport.They can't find a staircase the right size
to get the people off the plane. We ended up missing the concert we
were planning on attending. No worries, quick readjustment, grabs some dinner.
I decided to go see some noname slinky jazz band at the Hamilton Hotel.
We're in the uber on the wayback from the Hamilton Hotel that night
and our uber driver turns down aone way street the wrong direction, right

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in front of the police officer,so we get pulled over. We're sitting
in the back of an uber duringa traffic stop. End up getting home
super late. Spent the night therebecause it was two am. Next morning,
we decided to go for brunch.And here's the kicker of the story.
I have a severe gluten allergy.We both ordered the same thing for
brunch. I had a gluten modificationfor mine, and they mixed up our

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orders, which I didn't realize untilafter. We end up back in his
place after brunch and I'm like,I'm not doing okay. I end up
having a violent conversation with my breakfastin his bathroom for three hours. Oh
lord, I probably should have goneto VR, but by that point I
was too embarrassed to say so.All of these things are going wrong over

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the course of twenty four hour date. What happens next? He was a
perfect gentleman. He took care ofme. He covered me in blankets as
I was like in shock and shiveringlike crazy. We ended up going on
a couple more days. Eventually hisjob took him to another state and we
decided long distance wasn't for us.But he was a perfect gentleman. That's
amazing. So he held your hairwhile you were dealing with said gluten situation.

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She didn't say it was coming outthat end. Well, I you
know, she said she had aconversation, so I assumed it wasn't that
involved in the conversation, but yeah, it was. It's close. Well,
you know, I'm sorry that youhad to experience that, but there
is going to be something even bettercoming out of it, because we would
love to send you to go seeAlanis Morisset. Yay, I'm so excited

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see how everything works out for thegood. That's awesome. Ninety sevent point
one Watch at Them with Toby andChilly in the morning,
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