Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rubber you okay?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Are you ready after par.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome back? Also did a first not that one thing
to welcome back?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, thank you, good to be back, good to see you.
Great to be back.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And welcome back, Claudia and Ella? Whose button I just
turned on?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We're here to Hey, May, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome back?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I missed you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I missed your sexy face. You want a peak of
her pets please it's and theirs.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, pecon pit, you can't tell us.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The accommodation was stunning, like waking up to a beautiful view.
That was beautiful. That was a definite peak.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, and being away all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Pitt injuries, but I can't say anymore food food injury. No?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Did he stick something up there?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Again?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Ella?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sometimes your mind.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Is stuck something up, stuck something up?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You can?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know this all the time?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You do? Bungeo?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I should? I should?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Stuff? Should?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We reveal the video the TikTok that we did today,
and I'm going to film Clint as he's watching it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That hold on the toolbox.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
One, that's a good video.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't have TikTok. It's on Instagram. So you asked
me earlier today to name all the things that I
can think of there in my toolbox. Oh, here it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is, and we're going to tell you all the things
that we have stuck butt first, nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Prisoned like a full screwdriver set, sand papers, vice scripts.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Scripts, sand paper. Okay, you have to do a whole
the whole screw driver. Well, people were saying they wanted
to video.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I've never stuck a screwdriver up my bum. Okay, the
whole set.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What about the rest of it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Ella put the caption is vice scripts?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Vice grips?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just Alexia?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, no, it's not. She doesn't know what vice scripts are.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Do you know what vice scripts are? Though?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What's a vice script?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Why did you put it as the caption? Is it
the caption like the subtitle?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Subtitle?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm just checking what people are commenting, and they said,
I need his reaction video. So there we go. We
can post that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Vice Scripts.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I spelled that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right, Vice grips grip. You put vice script.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
She's gone in and changed it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I know you did.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Maybe you've got dyslexia. It's in the reaction at the end.
Oh yeah, I went into TikTok because Ella put the
caption as clense bum been through a lot, and then
I did a and then I did a hashtag, which
is it works multiple ways. No, it works. It was
(04:03):
I R I P clint a nurse, but it ends
up looking like rip Clinton nose.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Wait, I don't think that it looks.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
For the record, I've stuck nothing in my butt.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What about the time that you forced that doctor to
put a finger up your bum.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, it didn't go in. No, I got them to
check my ball as I thought they have to go through.
That's that exam and that's waiting for me on my
fortieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Weren't you trying to force your doctor to give you
one like when you were like thirty.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
No, I asked my doctor for a testical exam because
because a good friend the same age as me, he
got diagnosed with testicular cancer.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So I did the right thing and got to win.
I got a test and the doctor.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Goes, oh, I don't think you need one.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If you want it made you feel he did, and
I pulled my pants down. I said, yes, I do
want it, because I'm here. Brave boy, you better touch
them when.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
The doctor is down there. Are you lying down or
are you standing up?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So you lie on the bed in the corner of
the room, in the corner of the doctor sudree, and
you pull your pants down to halfway and he just
has a little fiddle around glove and a little fiddle around.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Do you look, do you watch what he's doing? Or
you look up at the.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Right, I do not look.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Modesty sheet over you?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
When I had to me, they put a getness. They
put a modesty paper towel over me, a paper towel
like a handy paper towel.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
When we peraps, they put a modesty towel over here.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They fell and they didn't have me too. They fold
the schlung up onto your tummy so they can get
access to the balls. Yeah, they do it. It's the
weirdest feeling.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And they'll put a little paper towel over your willie
work on the balls.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Have you ever got a bone and when that's happening.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, I have the opposite of a bone.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That'd be terrifying. It'd be so terrifying. Though. What if
you just get a random you know, like you probably
get it all the time, surprise boner attack.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I've heard from nurses who have to deal with surprise bonus.
Do you know what the technique is?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
They tap it on the head with a spoon?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What like it's an animal.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, no, no, not an animal and not like a whack,
just like a tap like.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
A taming the dragon on the deck.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
On the head of the deck and this no, it's okay.
So this is intimate. But I've tried it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's a word.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, I've tried it on myself. Should be saying this.
I can even take this back.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Did you try it? Did you try it? Just in
case you might need that at some point? Curious?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I heard the anecdote and I was like, I wonder
if that works. So one day when I had one,
I got a spoon and I tacked it and it falls.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It goes kind of like when they get that little
thing and they hit you in the knee and your
leg kicks out.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, reflex, And then I put that spoon back in
the cutlery. Pay too much, wanger check? Can I talk
about something that I want to We talked on the
show today about getting fired for cheating, and we talked
about whether you should get fired for cheating or not.
There's a person on the Diary of a CEO podcast
(07:21):
who says that she fires employees when she finds out
they've cheated on their partner. And we sort of said, no,
you shouldn't. The text messages kind of disagreed, and they said,
yes you should. I got a message from a friend
who have to be very careful not to name, but
her husband who I knew, who I know, che got
(07:44):
caught cheating on her. She caught him and she text
and said I got so and side fired from his
job because he was cheating on company hours instead of working.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
See that where yeah, okay, that's different though, because you're
doing something rot. It's more about.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
She's found a loophole and a way to get revenge.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He found a loophole to apparently, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Not for long. That's the moral of the story.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Just don't be a never cheat.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah. And if you are, just just hit yourself on
the top of the head just.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Like you should. If you're a man, you should just
carry a spoon around in your pocket at all times.
And if you ever get that tap and if you're
a woman, the pool ball back.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And why can't you make those jokes?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And I can't because it's a vintage throwback to an
old joke.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I know that your quite graphic. I did not like
undertone you. That's so Truello, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Stick genuinely it's rude to autistic people.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's not rude. I genuinely feel I don't want to
how much you get paid people that you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Did you make fat ten days out.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That you grab even even this podcast? Yeah? Sure, you
rather put down there so you do.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Hear me. Sometimes I think it's for the better. I agree,
we save you. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
There's some of the ship I can't run for prime
minister either. Some of the ship I've seen.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh shucked.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh girl, you're going to have a big sleep.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's happy to do nothing on sausage.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Your mum's making a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
See Ella another podcast today and the other podcast today,
you'll learn that Ella can't do sarcasm. And we also
have just learned that she can't do subtle. Yeah, like subtle,
she can't. She can't do nuance over the line.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's so far.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Over about going over the line. She can't like veil
her her jokes and liver.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
How you guys do it. My brain can't work that fast.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's it's it's the art of innuendo, where you can
say something without saying it, but you can't go past
a certain point because then it's just blatant. Like you need.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Plausible deniability, Like I didn't say where the pool ball
was being stuck.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I just pack.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Fine, I just said your mum's making me a meal. Yeah,
oh you're good. You know I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Actually, I'm gonna talk to your dad tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's good. Yeah, nice, Ye, it was much better.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, no, it wasn't. There's nothing in that like, it
wasn't didn't relate to anything.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
See bitches tomorrow. That's good.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
After she's got it. That was sarcasm. Eureka shingo, she
found it.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Play zis bri In clint On Inser, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And live weekdays from three on zim