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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
So do you guys remember the Florida dude who strapped
his house down and apparently like the hooks went all
the way into the ground and they were attached like
to conguer. Like he did it properly. He actually was
able to protect his house. So this guy, Pedro Czarez
from Orlando, he strapped his family's house down with these
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giant straps. Everything was anchored into the ground. This is
actually super impressive. And apparently it was an eight feet
to cement on the ground and he used large plastic straps
that they used to secure cargo containers on ships, attached
to ground hooks and it cost them twenty two thousand
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dollars to place the stuff around the roof around his property.
Is to have this stuff set by the way if
he ever settles that isn't that like a selling point
like you can strap your house down to And they
said that they the reason he did this was because
their aluminum roof nearly flew off during a previous hurricane,
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so they got these straps. They strapped it down cost
twenty two thousand dollars and they said that they were good.
There were a lot of leaves everywhere and there's there
apparently a lot of the stuff is affected near their house,
but everything is good. They're not taking the straps off
until the hurricane's over. It's hurricane season's over. That's actually impressive.
While showing you on the simulcast, that's what it looked like,
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and it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It actually worked.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I think it was ai at first.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I did too.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, it literally that's he apparently there they lost their
roof during a previous hurricane and he was like, I'm
not doing this again, and so he spent twenty two
thousand dollars getting all of those ground hooks in his
around his property. That's it's actually pretty impressive. So good
on that guy. Wow, let's see one Palm Beach Garden
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homeowner had a dumpster tossed onto their roof by an
e F three tornado. This is like one of the
tornadoes that was going around right when the hurricane was
coming in. And uh yeah, it literally threw I had
some impressive and there's a video of it. It threw
an entire dumpster onto the house. Of the roof of
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this one house. That's crazy. I mean, these things are
and those way a lot. Those things weigh a ton.
This let's see.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Coast guard rescued a dude who was clinging to a
cooler in open water. Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So this was the day after Hurricane Milton. They were
looking for a boat captain. He was wearing a red
life jacket, black shirt, and black pants and they had
an emergency locator beacon and that's what the guy had,
and he also had his cooler. He weathered one night
in open water with the hurricane strong winds and massive waves.
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He was thirty miles off of Longboat Key in the
Gulf of Mexico. Wants preparing the video of this dude
literally was spent the night in open water during a
hurricane with his life vest, his locator beacon, and his cooler.
I have never seen anything like this in my life.
Holy cow, I don't even know. And they were like,
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I don't think that they thought they were going to
be able to get him, but they said that the
I mean, they guess this is the craziest thing I've
ever seen. They saved him. I mean, they got him
out and.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
He's like Okay, this is so wild that he was
out there. I can't even believe what. Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So I mean he had been on board a fishing
boat called the capt'n Dave. Okay, we got Lieutenant Dan
Captain Dave, and he was trying to bring the vessel
back into port and make repairs. But that he was
trying to beat the hurricane back in as soon as
it wasn't that he was like flouting you know, preparation.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
He was trying to get back. He had a problem
with his rudder.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But man, he's the conditions deteriorated too rapidly and he
got caught out in it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So that's that's wild.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But he survived a full night and they got him.
So I've never seen anything like that before. Gators, sting
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avoid the floodwaters because there's sting raised in there, there's
snakes in there, there's gators in there. There's a myriad
of dangers lurking in the water because you are in
a swamp. Just FYI, it's a swamp. So they're warning
people just be careful. They just keep it on your mind,
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you know, don't live totally in fear, but just you know,
kind of keep it, you know on your mind that
you know, maybe maybe you don't want to be out
there in that flood. I wouldn't be because I'd be like,
there's my luck. There's like fifty gators, like right there,
you'd open the door.
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Dana sent you. I Oh my gosh, everybody's been asking
me to react to this Tim Walls video. First off,
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welcome back to the show. Dana Lash with you. You
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Speaker 3 (06:28):
Substack the newsletter.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So Tim Walls decided to did he invite the media
or did they just set up they set up this
interview where he was in the field. He was supposed
to pretend he was pretending that he was pheasant hunting,
and he has been really keen to show everybody that
he's like a dude's dude, right, we all know he's not,
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but let's, you know, move on. And he decided it
was the what is it opening day a pheasant season,
phazant hunting season. He didn't back a single bird. Apparently
opening day pheasant hunting season. He has the media there
with him, right. I just think when you're fighting the
media to go shoot with you, you need to learn
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how to load your stuff. That's all I'm saying. I
I need you to watch this video because here he
is in the field. Basically he just stood there in
orange and and you know, Mark stopped aund the field
a little bit with hunters and that was the extent
of it. But watch him fumble here. Well, he's trying
to load his shotgun. Watch this video.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
This is insane. It never fitts quite right, right, Governa,
what kind of gun is it? This nice talent I brought?
I bought it when I was shooting a lot of
our trap because it did.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He try to pump it back then.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I just see things. I love how he goes.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's got this special thing so it doesn't hurt your shoulder,
I mean his shoulder bad, you dumb ass. Oh my gosh,
I don't know. I don't know how. This was really
hard to watch.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
And he's he's sitting here acting like, I mean, he
can't load the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But and he was bragging about how much he shoots.
That's what gets me. Like he's he started this bragging
about how much he shoots and how much he hunts.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And I would be really uneasy.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
If I was in the field with this dude and
he had, you know, this shotgun, a modern shotgun, and
he couldn't load the damn thing.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I would feel really nervous around him.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I would not feel comfortable, like probably more nervous than
I would feel if I was with Dick Cheney saying,
I mean it is really bad. I so when Barack
Obama last week was like con Trump even changed a tire, Well, hell,
can Tim Walls even load a shotgun? I mean, come on,
I I I mean, I'm looking at this, and I'm
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looking at screenshots right now of it.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
He looked like he just he loo he tries to.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is why I don't like him pretending to be
a responsible gun owner, because he makes he makes responsible
gun owners look bad.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Look at what he was doing with that. Did he
get a tampon stuck in the chamber? Like what happened? Like,
I don't understand that you're supposed to will hoad shells,
you don't put tampons in It's him, Come on, I
don't know. I I was just he's just a he's
pandering obviously, but it looks so bad. He looked like
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he was entirely unfamiliar with his burretta, and he kept
saying all and he told reporters that it wasn't new.
He told him that he got it a long time ago.
And he was bragging about how much he shoots, and
this is this is what he uses to shoot trap
this is That's what he was saying to reporters, because
there's other That was just the that's the most important
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part of the video, and there's other parts.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It's like hard to hear, but he was bragging about
like how much.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He shoots, and then he gets his then he gets
his gun and he's like fumbling with it.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Does that look like a dude who shoot you?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Go ahead and run it again if you can one.
Does it look like a guy who shoots often?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
We actually have a different anglehood. It shows his hands
more in this.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Particular course radio here we go see him blooded the
tampons in.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Go ahead and put it out that. It's just so bad.
It's so bad, and he's fumbling.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's I don't know how worth this at you through
crib all the time, he's just so awkward looking. And
that's when the point he goes that I love his
uh what he says there, He's like, yeah, uh, I
got this thing here. It makes it so it doesn't
hurt your shoulder. It's literally what he said. He says,
it's got a special thing so it doesn't hurt your shoulder.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So when you get old, it doesn't hurt your shoulder
as much.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I am, oh my gosh, I'm dead. I can't, I can't.
It looks bad. And so you have Kamala Harris trying
to tell everybody that she owns a glock. And then
she's telling everybody, yeah, shoot, those people will come up
in your house. But then she conveniently omits that she
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actually supported a handgun ban and this and supported banning
all of Glock in California, and that as the head
of what is it the gun control we'reking to a
group with the White House, the Office for Gun Violence Prevention,
that she is being accused by the Republicans in House
James Comer, who subpoened her of colluding with the ATF
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in the City of Chicago against Glock. Because Chicago is
suing Glock. It's a stupid lawsuit. They're the people who
also sued Keia and Hyundai because they were saying, how
dare you make your cars to where they can get stolen?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's like Kea's like, we're not making what are I
look at our cars they get so what's the matter
with you?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's like one of those suits like they're they're mad
at Glock, like how dare you make something that someone
could use illegally?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Well, that's not the purpose of the product. But it's
a nonsense suit.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But she's being accused of colluding with the ATF in
the City of Chicago against Glock in that So you
have heard doing this him doing that? Do you think
anybody because everybody's making a play for the hunters. There's
a lot of unregistered voters that are hunters. Is any
of this making anybody, any of y'all feel easy? Look,
Republicans did not help themselves when they deprioritize guns on
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their platform.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Believe me, I got a beef. Yeah, I got a
big beef because that's a major issue with me. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I just think when you've literally had your life threatened
and you've relied on firearms to defend yourself, it becomes
a big issue to you, you know what I'm saying,
so oh, or a bigger issue than it ever even
was to begin with with you.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And so.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I get that, But I don't see Republicans out there
fumbling like this. They're not talking about Bannon stuff. They're
not talking about going into people's houses. They wouldn't they
wouldn't do that, They wouldn't pass it because there would
be a literal riot on the right. But I mean,
they're just this just looks so dumb. I mean, I'm
looking at this and it looks so bad. And he
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didn't get any birds, you know, because he shoots all
the time. Some of my friends are not judging him
for not bagging a bird on opening day. I am
because he bragged about it NonStop. If you listen to
him talking to the press, he's he acts like he's
you know, he acts like he's John Wick. He acts
like he taught Teraron Butler everything he knows. That's what
he acts like, don't he And then you see him
out there doing this, Oh my gosh, no, I'm gonna
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do it. So they've been trying to reach out to
gun owners. That's what all of this was about. This
whole stunt was about them reaching out to gun owners
and trying to you know, seem legit, and it, you know,
backfired obviously big time. But this absolute dumbass with his
I mean, I can't stop looking at how awkward he looks.
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I mean, he just doesn't know what he's doing. I'm
like watching the video, he just doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It looks so bad it is embarrassing. Oh my gosh.
If that would have been a Republican, they would have
never lived it down, right, you guys know this, They
would never never ever lived it down. And remember the
first joint thing that he did with Kamala Harris was
to promote a ban on the modern sporting rifles, some
automatic rifles that are used in the least crimes.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I don't know. I mean, I I just can't.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
He's got a Barrett How much is that BARRETTA that's
a that's not a not a cheap not cheap shotgun. Yeah,
it's a nice Italian gun, you know, Columbus State, it's
a nice Italian gun. But he I'm just wondering the
legal status of his firearm. I don't know, just curious.
I mean, don't you have to limit your shells? I
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gotta look at I'll have to look at Minnesota's law
and that. I'm just curious. Don't you have to limit it?
Because it looked like he loaded five in? Did he
load five in?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
It sounded like it sounded like you loaded four in.
If we go back to that first video we heard them,
it sounds like he's just shoving four shells in there.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Don't because don't in some places, don't you got to
use a plug to reduce, like to throward your own capacity.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So did he do that?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Govin?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
What kind of gun?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Is it? Four?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Well, he's struggling so bad. He just did it for
the chaps to be real. They told him he'd be
wearing chaps, and so he showed up.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Maybe just fumbled with two, and I thought it sounded
like four.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
All right, I got the price on the gun. What's
the price on the gun? Should we guess?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Take yesses?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I thought, Oh, I know it's going to be expensive.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I was gonna say forty eight hundred, but that may
be too much.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's too high. It's like five six in.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
It, twenty two hundred, twenty two hundred.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
What am I thinking of? I don't have a nice
bird gun. I don't really, I don't really. I've never
bird hunt before. Well, I mean i've never I've never
successfully burn it. I felt like that, let me ready
to find it. Not successfully, I've not been successful at it.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna go, and I haven't
gotten a nice bird gun when I've gone. I've used
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my father in law's bird gun before, but he's got
a really nice one. My husband has a real nice one.
My oldest son has a nice one. I'm gonna have
to get, but I probably I like Bortta. I'd probably
get Barretta, but no only makes really good stuff too. Anyway,
long story short, he didn't fire any of it. I'm
just curious about this because someone asked me if if
he was operating legally, and I'm like, that's actually a
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really good question. That's something I'm gonna come back to
that because there's gonna be a piece going up at substack.
I'm gonna I'll look back on that. But has that
convinced anybody? Has his Has that stunt that he just
did convinced anybody?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I mean, you can sit here and you can, you know,
pretend all day long and be like, look, we're look
at it. We're just we're doing loan the shako and
look at how I'm such a hunter.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But I don't think that that's I don't think that
it's doing anything with any for anybody.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't think that that's Like, I don't think that
you're undercutting any overtures to any kind of firearm community
by telling everyone that you're going to ban half of
what they own, and then you're actually entertaining the idea
of mandatory confiscation that you call a buyback.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean, it just doesn't work. It doesn't work. We
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Speaker 2 (18:40):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Data's quick five.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So first, uh, this.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Air pollution is leading to a fall in IVF pregnancy
rates according to one So this is a study that
they did.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
This is a Atlanta Journal constitution.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They did it in Atlanta, Australia and Europe, and they're
saying that it's pollution's negative impact on fertility treatment. I
don't that seems like a stretch, but that's what they're reporting.
I don't know. I don't know if I put now,
high ceilings and buildings are linked to poorer exam results
for students of all the things. It's the University of
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South Australia and Deacon University. They suggest that big and
open rooms with high ceilings make it hard for students
to focus on what is in front of them. They
did previous study on this the same researchers where they
were looking at brain mapping and technology and virtual reality,
and they found a relationship between cognitive ability and the
precis size of somebody's surroundings. And so they were looking
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at exams. They looked at over fifteen thou four hundred students.
I don't know, maybe depending on the light or the
acoustics of the room.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean maybe.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
But I also think that a lot of this is
just self discipline and if you're doing poorly on an
exam because you have high ceilings and you have zero discipline,
and you have bigger issues. Honestly, a woman tried to
smuggle twenty nine turtles into Canada by crossing by crossing
a Vermont lake, she was trying to get around us.
Didn't happen. Associated Press says that she plugged guilty to
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trying to smuggle twenty nine different of these little turtles in.
Her name is forty one year old Wayne Unique. She
was arrested at an Airbnb and she was trying to
get into an inflatable kayak with a Duffel bag. Border
patrol caught her because it's not like, you know, somebody
trying to cross the lake into the border on it
with the giant Duffel bags. They found twenty nine live
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Eastern box turtles wrapped in socks. They sell them on
the Chinese black market for one thousand dollars each. That's crazy.
I'm glad that they got them because goodness. Welcome back
to the program, Dana Lash with you top of this
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chat happens. You've got what else are we at X
run X where everywhere?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I was looking?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
First off, I'm a little distracted because I was looking
at this story about the space. They are the robots
that the house robots that Elon Musks coming out with.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Did you see these?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I swear this is like some eye robots stuff. It's
supposed to be robots that will help you around the
house with your tasks. The Optimist Robots. Have you seen
Caine and Irabold like what they're the Tesla Optimist Robots.
The biggest product ever of any kind, the walking talking
Optimus robots. They had like a reveal thing on Thursday
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and they were revealing the company's cyber car. And they're
nearly six feet tall. They play rock paper scissors. These
are actual things. Have you seen these? They walked out
wants getting ready to he's getting the video cued up.
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They legit walked oh and I am really they all
walked out if I feel like I'm watching a Kanye
West fashion show when I look at it, though, They
all walked out and they're helping with drinks. They were
making drinks at this event. They danced to techno music.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Did you witness some of the interactions of the bartender robots? No,
there was one, so they ordered specific drinks right, but
there was a human guy standing next to the guy
that ordered the drink, and the human guy said to
the robot, hey, you may want to check his ID.
The guy was clearly old enough, but the robots stopped
what it was doing asked for his ID. Then the
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guy gave him a credit card and the robot looked
at it and said, wait, this isn't an ID. Hand
me your ID. Gave him the ID. He looks at
the ID, then looks up at the guy, then looks
back down at the ID and looks up at the
guy and he's like, I don't know, Like these are
really human like interactions that they're.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
These Now we know that they're actually like human, They're
not humans in a robot suit.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
They have to be really skinny humans.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Well, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm torn because they would be fun pets. But also no,
I don't know, I don't, I don't. I'm really torn
by this. The reason that I bring this up, and
I don't want to just stay because they.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Said the optims spots are going to be in people's houses.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
They can walk steadily on uneven terrain, they can lies
all dawn a single battery charge. They can navigate around
people and pets, and this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean, it's the robot movie.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It is the iron I mean they look just like that.
I don't know what I feel about this.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I can we start them off as like the people
that give us food samples at like Costco and Sam's,
Like we start off as just the robots that are like,
here's some you know, breakfast sausage from the freezer section
you could try while you're walking around shopping, like start
something started off small like that.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I know I look at this because.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You know, I'm looking at all this stuff, and I'm
looking at the robots and then of course, you know,
we had the rocket thing, the super heavy that just
landed and that was super impressive.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I don't know when Musk sleeps.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
But I do know the Democrats, I think, hate him.
I've never seen anybody do everything that they can to
trip up a dude who has done more to help
people than any Democrat has. They don't like him because
he is not a Democrat. I mean they put him
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in their anti Trump ads. They put Musk in their
anti Trump ads, and I it's crazy. They can't recognize
his accomplishments, like when Joe Biden had all of these
ev manufacturers, you know, especially, they didn't invite Tesla. They
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didn't even include Tesla in anything. He's like a Tony Stark.
I mean he is Tony Stark, and he's hated. He's
absolutely hated by the left. I mean, I don't know,
he's he has revolutionized the number of industries, and I
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think he also stopped the huge takeover of speech on
in digital and the digital planes that the left was undertaking.
I mean, he put a stop to it. They he
didn't come out as like a conservative. They made him
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one because they persecuted him. Whan showing you these robots,
I am dude.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It could be your ass. I just feel like I
don't want anything that I can't yeat. Why does it
have to be that tall? Why does it have to
be almost six foot tall? Why can't it be like twee.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Maybe we could start a business, dang size, start a
business that gives you the equipment to be able to
yeat one of these whenever necessary, just as a response
in the free market.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, I just like want like a short, little robot.
I don't want like a big thing that can kill me, right,
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
So our robot yeater idea is not a great one.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
No, I just make them shorter and eatable. Make them shorter.
They don't need to be that tall.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
They can't do that much when they're that short.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, they can't. They have to have make them half
that size, make them three feet tall.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
They have to have like go go gadget legs or.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, no, no, make them three feet tall. I don't need
them to do all that stuff, right, So.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
You want to make another version smaller, like a mini me?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, like they do that with them. Oh my gosh,
what am I thinking?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
What's the thing that makes you feel like you're exercising
but you're not, and you're standing on that thing.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
The segue one of my favorite things ever.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I hate cardio, Like I'll only lift weights, but I
like to pretend sometimes that I do cardio and I'll
get them my work up here and I have a
mini segue that Chris got me from other's day, like
years ago, still works wonderfully. I'll get on my work
up here and I'll just stand on my segue and
that's my workout, like my cardio for that because I
hate cardio. I hate cardio so bad, it's stupid, and
that my cardios just rest between sets. But that's and
(27:32):
if you get in your work up here and you're
staying in your segway, it's just like exercise, not but
it feels like it is, right you Just they're not
that expensive.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
People think they're exorbitantly expensive. They're not.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
You can get like a mini one and you get
a little handle that you can just see. So if
you can get a little one of that, then you
can get a little robot, right, I see what you mean. Yeah,
Like I just want like a little robot, like, not
a big one. Give me a miniature one. I'll name
it Tricky Wu, and that's what it will live as.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Tricky Wu.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I want I've always wanted, like a little something to
name that. It's like a name that I've been holding
onto because this is goofy and I'll the little robot
will It'll be perfect. I don't want the big one
because that's weird. What if you're like sleeping to night
and you wake up and it's standing it at the
foot of your bed, like but this blank face just
you know, like gazing at you.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
It's weird. I don't like that. I don't want anything
bigger than me.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I get one. I'm naming mind Johnny five.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, that sounds like the name of something that could
beat you up. Tricky Wu does not sound like the
name of something that can beat you up.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
There's the difference, you see what I mean? See what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You insult it with a name like right off the bat, like, oh,
that thing cannot get hurt. Did you hear what its
name is? Kall Ye, nothing named tricky Wu is gonna
hurt you. But if you name it Johnny five, that thing.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Will shive you for sure. Wow, you'll wake up with a.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Pain in your stomach in bed and look up and
when your steak knives is in your guts to see
if Johnny five your robot.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I never took it that far.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I think of all these things at night, right before
I go to bed, and my favorite thing to do
is ask my husband about them after he's dripped off
to sleep. This is how my mind works nighttime day.
And I'll be like, what if what if we get
the robot but we have it, we make it like
zero point five times the size instead of like one
whole point What did that do? Can it still reach
(29:24):
things on shelves like I could? And if you're worried
about you could make it light weight. You could hold
it up and it could reach it for you. Oh
I see, yeah see. You don't need something that's bigger
than you that can murder you. You just lift up
tricky wu boo boop, and tricky wo will get it
for you.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I mean put it back down on the ground.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Like emergency shutoffs for these things, right, like just something that.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Doesn't work, You don't think so when has that ever worked?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like if it's about I read a.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Story over the weekend about a robot vacuum cleaner that
got a woman's hair in it and like ripped her
hair out. Yeah, like vac I don't know what she
was doing with her head on the ground, but it
like vacuumed up her hair in her head and she
was like dying, not maybe not dying, but I would
have been out of embarrassment getting my ass kicked by
a floor vacuum cleaner robot.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I I this is this is the stuff that keeps
me up at night.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'll be going to bed. I got my got my covers,
and I'm going to bed. I'm getting ready to drift off.
And I'm like, what if we got a robot and
it killed us? Like that's you know, because everybody has Alexas.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Right, That's what I was just about to say.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't have one of those.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Hey, Google, whatever the hell it is. I don't get
any of those things.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I'm curious as to how many in the listening audience
have like Alexas and stuff. I don't have that because
I don't want the government too. Oh and by the way,
Kathleen and the rumble Chat is reminding everyone about Chucky.
Chucky was little, he was eatable, but he was also
a demon. So like I don't want tricky, WU wouldn't
be a demon, it would just you know, be a bot.
(31:07):
But to your point, though, Kaine, with Alexa and that,
I don't understand the people who feel like they can
accomplish more in a day just because they can go
Alexa add you know something whatever, Alexa put nuts on
the list. Alexa add eggs to my list. I wonder
how many people's Alexas right now?
Speaker 5 (31:26):
By the way, Alexa, okay, Alexa play two Live Crew.
Oh gosh, you see, I don't need that in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Someone's someone out there's losing it. I don't.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I don't need that in my life. I don't need
the list. I don't need my refrigerator to tweet. I
don't need anything, you know, I just don't. We are
an indulgent society that creates problems for ourselves, and we
are literally creating an army of things to come and
kill us because we are so indulgent. We're like, we're
(32:07):
like empires. We're like a rotting empire. Like how rome
As everything was falling apart. Well, at least they had
the coliseum, they had bread and circuses, you know, at
least they had that, and we're we're like killing ourselves
and then we're making giant robots and we're gonna act
shocked when they turn on us. I mean literally, this
is how sky net comes about. I'm just saying, you know,
(32:28):
we could we you know what we need universal translators.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, that you can just like.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
An earpiece you can wear and it works with your phone.
You don't need a robot that can like make drinks.
I wouldn't want a robot that makes drinks. That's why
I don't. I don't need it to do tasks like that.
You know, we need like universal translator or like something
that makes people like good music and not listen to
bad music.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Just like I'm just like, I don't know, I'm out
of ideas, but the thing creeps me out.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Anyway, my whole point.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I brought this up because Elon Musk is like you know,
I mean, he's he's like a modern day hero. He's
Tony Stark, and Democrats hate him. They absolutely hate him.
They don't have anybody on the right that has accomplished this,
that has done done what he's done. He was asking, well,
if Kamala wins. How long is my jail sentence going
to be? I mean, I know people are like, but
(33:22):
it's true though, right, it's true goodness.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I don't know. I just I don't want that big
giant robot. Is everybody gonna have bots?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
All my friends have Alexa? And then what is it
the what is the other Alexa that's not Alexa?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Whatever? Ever?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
They all have this stuff and they all talk about
it like in everyday conversations like oh yeah, and I said,
you know Alexa.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I'm like, what you said? What to what? I don't
have any of this.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I almost feel like I'm like little house on the
prairie when they talk about it. I feel like I'm
gonna go home and you know, go to the crik
and get my own water because I don't have Alexa.
It's weird, right, You feel like that makes me feel
like a pioneer.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Then I remember I have an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, Then I remember I'm not giving the Feds a
whole bunch of evidence. I mean, not that I'm doing
anything bad in the first place, but you know.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
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