May 3, 2024 • 48 mins
Lunchbox tried to bring humor to a group text but it turns out not everyone thinks he's funny. It's Austin week as Lunchbox is heading to Austin so we break down what the plans are for the weekend in the ATX. Ray gives some feedback on the podcast and why is so insistent that every segment have a name. Plus we talk politics which makes everyone happy!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hurry up. It's Austin week. Man, It's Austin week. I
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I tell you what, it don't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
What doesn't make sense getting on an airplane and flying
to Austin for iHeart.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll get into that. I thought the last podcast sucked,
ass it was actually.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Pretty good, So I just can't judge him in the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't remember if it sucked, like thinking it sucked
or thinking it was great. But I don't remember. I
thought we had some good I don't know what did
you think sucked about?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It just didn't seem good. It seemed like I was
stumbling over my words. But people don't realize at home
and in their cars. And also, I mean, some of
you guys arrived your eighteen wheelers. I mean you're rocking
America USA, man, highways and byways. Because of the headphones,
we're able to hear ourselves at a faster rate than
people are able to talk in real life. I don't
know if you realize that. So sometimes you'll say stuff
(00:51):
and it doesn't sound as with it as when you
listen to it back.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's a little too deep sonically. I'm an audio guy.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Sorry, man, Yeah, speaking of truckers, My wife and I
were having a conversation day and we want to know
is do truckers piss in gatorade bottles? A lot have
to because they have a certain amount of hours they
can drive, so they can't be pulling over every two
to three hours to pee like most normal people on
(01:19):
a road trip. So I want to know do they
have a designated like bottle that they have in their
truck that they pee while they're driving the eighteen wheeler?
Because we had this discussion as we're driving down the
road and we're sitting next to an eighteen wheeler and
she's like, I got to go to the bathroom, and
I was like, you go to We just left the house,
and then we start talking about and then we looked
at the eighteen wheeler and she goes, where do you
(01:41):
think the eighteen wheelers go? You think they just peeing bottles?
It's like one hundred percent they pee in bottles, She goes,
So you're telling me they have one hand on the
wheel and one hand on a bottle. Why they're driving
down the highway?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The rest have them on a phone. What would you
rather be on a guys honker or is horn phone?
Uh what do you think there's a BUCkies every mile? No,
of course you can't pull off at our seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But they can pull off on the side of the
road pee and get back in. I just want to
know how often, let's say they're driving.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They allowed to drive. Maybe ten hours a day.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's low, I'll tell you that because I used to
think they could drive through the night knock out about
three days and one. It might be about twelve hours max.
Or they get in trouble, and it also monitors their speed.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, so I would like to know in that twelve hours,
how often do they just pee in a bottle?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yet I peed in a bottle in high school. Bus
driver wouldn't stop. I think he might have been on speed,
but that's what we call it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Was on the movie speed.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, no, no, he was on he was on crank
some of the White Angel does stuff. And he wouldn't
let us go to the bathroom from Newberry all the
way to Gwynn And at times it'd be three three
and a half hours and his kids were jacking around
in the background back row. We wouldn't be able to
go to the bathroom s. Yeah, you just gatorade bottle it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, my brother Gray story about being on a bus
and peeing in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hopefully I'm gonna see him this weekend, hopefully on Sunday,
gonna get together in Austin, maybe at his house for breakfast.
That's what my sister and I were thinking, was like, Hey,
we should volunteer batter's boxes house, go over there for
about three hours and hang out. But I haven't heard anything.
We haven't really thrown that out to him. So when
he hears this pod, hey we're coming over. Thought he
(03:26):
was in Houston? No, man, time flies, he moves.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
People change.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You thought my brother lived in Houston at.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
One point, I could have swore that. You said he
worked from home. There your wife's family's from Houston, Yes,
there you go. So anyway, so he was in high
school and you had the Trojan bells. They were like
the cheer team, you know, like the ones that do
the dance at halftime of football games.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Right, great hangars, you know what I'm talking about. Right, Like,
I don't know what you called him at Gwyn did
you have that?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It was cheerleaders. I went to a very small school.
I wasn't rich.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Rich we had cheerleaders. But this was the drill team.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right Texas. Remember everything's bigger God know that. Anyway, so
were the hangars.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So they had what you called bell bows, and they
are the seniors that like that scort the senior captains
out on the field and the senior captains get to
pick which guy they want to be their bell bow.
So my brother was a bell bow his senior year
and he had to wear a white shirt and jeans,
(04:24):
tuck it in. He'd walk the girls on the field.
But they would ride on the bus to the away
football games. And my brother and the fellow bell bows
had had some alcoholic beverages. Stop and get and on
the bus they got a pee because they'd been pounding
some bruskis before they got on the bus. Well they start,
(04:45):
they pee in the bottles, you know what I mean.
But hey, now Jimmy's gotta go. Well, the bottle's full.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Put it in the trash? Can?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No? Man just poured out the window?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is it rain, honey? It's a sunny day in Austin.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Smells like acid. Rain. Take that back asparagus rain.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The Belbos sat in the first four rows. Hy you mother,
curse is that piss?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Come up there and get you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Come back here, you mother car. So they did what
any normal eighteen year old dude would do. Poured it
out the window and that's when they hear, oh my,
it's raining. Put up the windows. The people in the bag,
the girls in the back were getting sprayed with the
pea from the bottle, and they were like, oh god,
oh my god, oh my god. But that is a
(05:35):
great peace story.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Eighteen wheelers stories. No, that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It was just a conversation. Well you don't. Everything doesn't
have to be a eighteen wheeler story or a grocery stories.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Segments make bits better.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You can just have conversation, right.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But if it's contained in a bit, it always makes
it better. That's the reason for it. A Seacrest did
invented it, Sterned, Dick Dickerson, I don't know, Bobby Bones.
They all have done it. Why would we be the
first people to not do a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm saying everything doesn't have to have a title. That
was just a random.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Story, right, See you and your wife, you have no
title you're not married, you're just But.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Every conversation we don't have to say, oh that was
a eighteen We were a story. No, we were just
talking about having to go pee and we saw a
see story. Okay, start the show. Good god, it's it's
freaking Austin Week. Dude, it's Austin Week.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Uh ardle Are you gonna tell him I'm going to Austin.
Oh yes, So he thinks he's gonna be able to
hang out with you there and he want you to
show him Sixth Street.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Uh, not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'm gonna do a moose snuckle shot with you.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, not gonna happen. I got, I got, I'm meeting
up with too many people.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Do a yager bitch with me. It's called a jager bomb.
You don't even know alcoholic drinks. Yeah, I'm gonna get
one of those thirsty nipples. It is called the what
is it, the wet nipple, slippery nipples.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Slippery nipple. And our our teachers from New Mexico, they
are weeks away. There's about seven or eight of them.
I think that they celebrate the end of the year
with slip buttery nipples, slippery nipples. I don't know, but
then they email in and say, we're going for our nipples.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't let that slip into a week and a month
that an ex girlfriend she dealt with alcoholism. She said
she'd start the bottle in the morning and finish it
at night.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm not a good three months for her.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, that's not that's very sad.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
We're gonna do it live, Arnold. Are you packed already? Yeah?
I'm packing.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
No, do not pull your pants up, puller, pull your
pants up.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Get up here, come on, do the intro with me.
I'll let you do it if you behave yourself. We'ren't
doing a live wo oh the Loe duo? Goot so losing?
What up? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports,
so I'll gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yard's Arnold?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm from Nashville.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm heading for Austin week because I heard every text
bigger in Austin.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, Arnold, it's everything's bigger in Texas.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You messed it up? Yeah, Arnold, you fly across the
state line, you're already.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No d it's not gonna help you. D like what
you got is what you.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Got, dude, you need bigger in Texas. Man, Oh boy, here,
take that magnifying glass. Take it back all right. It
says that I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser,
my wife white picket fence. I have a heart attack
when I'm seventy two. A good host would stop it
right now. That is timing. My friend, Hey, I got
(08:43):
a question. Do you Are you on a group text
with any of your wife's friends. Yeah, We're always doing those,
especially if it's around a trip Gatlinburg. That group text
went hundreds deep. Finally, once you're a couple weeks out,
you delete it. You put it in the past. When
we're about to gear up for a billion tearing trip.
We've done Hawaii, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Austin, to name a few.
(09:03):
Whenever that's happening, here comes wife's friends, my friend's texts.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What about your new neighbors. Have you got on a
text with them?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No? Have not so next door neighbor. It's just hern baser,
which I'm cool with because right now I just hear
through she filters everything. I would have all kinds of
conversations that you'd need the filter, just like in a house,
just like in a humidifier.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Make sure you change your air filter every thirty days
or ninety days. I don't know what it is, depending
on which air filter you have. There's different links. But
that is very important to the health of your house.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This segment brought to you by heating and cooling. Yes,
and electrical but no, yeah, no, not at the current moment.
Eric at the Dodds.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Maybe in US, Yeah, and that's it. How are the Dodds.
How's the baby dude?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
We ain't seen him in a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's tough, man.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yep. We're going through that period where it's they live
a little farther, We live a little bit farther. They
have a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We had the convention that was months ago, though. We
need to hang out.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, because I'm on a group thread. It's me and
my wife and two other couples from the neighborhood beneficial.
One couple has two kids. The other couple has three kids.
In the they are pregnant with their fourth.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Amber Alert, Oh or your name's Amber. How's it going?
I'm lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But I don't think that's a funny joke.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It was pretty funny. I don't think they appreciate my
humor so much. What are you trying to do?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Ron Dayne?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Or Ron White?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Ron Dayne is the old running back from Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know Ron White?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Though, Yeah, they picked me up out of the bar
and threw me out of the bar.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's you know what I'm talking about, White color comedy.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Don't know it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He goes back in I got pulled over by a
cop and I was being a little dickhead in high school,
and I said my name was Chicken Nugget. He goes well,
twenty years later and I'm getting thrown out of a
New York City bar. They said, do you have a nickname?
Do you go by Chicken Nugget? Apparently if you tell
the cops a nickname, it goes in the system and
they can pull it up thirty years later when you
get a traffic stop with your family.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's hilarious. You've never seen Ron White, never seen him, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He's always drunk. They said I was drunk in bubblack
and I said, you threw me in bub black?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was in a private establishment, and you tossed me
out here.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And I said, listen here, muster, dude, he's great.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I have to check him out. Ron White.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You say he may have passed. Oh he was a
bigger fella. I can't see him making it through the
pandemic being real though, I mean because he was in
bad health. His his comedy as stick was cigars and alcohol.
That doesn't lead to a very long lasting tour coach complain.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Ron White is from Fritch, Texas, is a American stand
up comedian, actor, and author, best known as a character
member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, nicknamed Tater Salad
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That was his nickname. It was and chicken Nuggat.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah. But there he is.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's had one, two, three wives. Uh so yeah, it
seems like he is still alive.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Continue with your thread of it anyways.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So I think I am funny. I think my jokes
are funny. I don't chime in a lot on the
group thread. I get a lot of texts, but I
don't really get involved. Well, the family that is expecting
their fourth child, she goes into labor the other night.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, right, that's not when the group. Thread's good and
it's like, oh, kid, I'm about to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And it's like, hey, it's baby time. We're headed to
the hospital. And it's like, oh, good luck, good luck,
good luck everything whatever. And I guess you know, the
baby finally comes at like five in the morning. Now
it didn't look like me. I haven't they sent a picture.
It's all wrapped up. Whenever they send the first baby
picture usually is wrapped up and playing kids, got a
beanie on, got the little gloves? Can't really see the face.
(12:58):
That's not the point of the story.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Slip.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, there was some people. Now there is. Well we
can talk about that. We can talk about how people
don't need to send the picture with the baby laying
on the mom's chest. That is a little bit too, Like, guys,
we can see the baby like once it's all cleaned
up or cover up the mom. I feel really weird
when people send those photos. I had one girl that
(13:22):
we used to work with. She had a C section.
She sent the picture of them like with the baby
just coming out of her like oh, and I'm like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
She's still with the company. No, No, wasn't considered an
asset no, she moved on to she we wished her
well in her future endeavors started banging.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Some guy from La loought a house. He's into real estate.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nah, not that I know of it. I think they
still live in Austin. Yeah, but anyway, so the next
morning we get the text like, oh, baby's finally here.
It was like a whatever, six hour labor, seven hour
labor and it looks like lunchbox and arrived at you
know whatever time and blah blah blah. I send pictures.
Everybody's alcol congratulations, and you know the lady had the baby.
(14:06):
She's like, I'm exhausted. That was probably my hardest, you
know labor, because it was her fourth one. It should
have been easy. And so she goes, it was the
biggest baby. And I replied, oh, like, are these separate
text dude, or is this all just it's flying. It's
just flying. So I reply and I say, well, the
baby's out, no need for there's no excuse for you
(14:26):
to miss girls' night tomorrow night. I know you ladies
were planning to go get drinks. Be kind of rude
if you didn't show up. And she goes, excuse me,
I just had a baby. That was I was in
labor for six hours? Do you really think I have
the energy? And I was like, I was just trying
to be funny. I was just trying to be funny.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
They all affluent neighborhood, doesn't get the inside humor.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And she was like, you know what I mean, because
they were there was like four women from the neighborhood.
They were going to have dinner or something. So I
was just trying to say, Hey, are you still going
to dinner? Blah blah blah ah, funny, funny, And she
took it very seriously, like I was just in labor
for six hours, I haven't slept. Do you really think
I have the energy to go to dinner. I don't
think it's rude of me to miss well.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
All right, much like that group that I had going south,
please continue. The Gatlinburg group thread went very south because
we realized halfway through the trip half the families were Republican,
half were Democrat. So the same jokes on the thread
weren't funny one group that weren't the other.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's not good, no good.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That's why that thread doesn't exist. It ended November twenty
twenty three. It's hey, You gotta be careful though, because
you gotta let that your humors with the guys. You're
not trying to cross sex. I know you cross sexual lines.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I understand that, but I was just trying to throw
something in there, like hey, And I was also saying
congratulations because I'm I'm not a chimer in her I'm
not a chimer in heer. And so when I chime in,
I want to bring the thought. I want to bring it.
I don't want to just chime in to chime in.
I need to bring something of substance to the group.
(16:06):
And sometimes I'll text other things to that group and
no one responds, and my wife will be like, well,
I thought it was funny. I'm like, well, why don't
you say something on the thread like hey, that was funny.
I need some help here. I'm like, because these people
think I am weird.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Do you want a group thread that is perfect? It's
the Dodds and me and my wife. Please, And there's
bad jokes get thrown out, but everybody supports that person
in love and friendship, in Christianity and embrace God never
turned somebody down.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Every joke's funny good. So you're like a church You're
welcome everybody unless you're gay. Les you know gay, you
know what. I don't know the other ones.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Anna DoD after BJ's birthday. Remember I said, it was
a bunch of dudes. BJ's gay. It was the whole day.
I was getting hit on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's fine. I'm a very friendly guy. I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Ana Dodds. She goes, miss y'all, did y'all survive yesterday?
Hung his balls today? And I said, yes, just woke
up with Justin on the couch at the airbnb. Ha ha,
not really hung, but more lifeless. And then Anna was
apparently in Arizona with her mom.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She's on vacation.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Eric's watching the kid, so you never know what she
had been drinking. So we're stone cold sober. Eric's probably
overburdened with the kid, and Anna's drunk in Arizona, so
you never know the humor. Anna hits us with so random.
She goes, airb it be sick, any butt sex happen. God,
(17:31):
that could have fallen flat, but we embrace it. And
I said, well, I mean I was with BJ all
day and that's all he talked about. And then she
hits with, mind you, this was just a tame Sunday coach.
This is how you embrace text messages. She hits with
it cloud. I mean it looks like she I don't
(17:55):
know what she was doing. She's in the middle of
the Arizona desert looking at a cloud and she goes
crazy rain cloud and Baser goes, whoa, and then I'm
there to save Anna, and I go thanks for the
heads up. It should be passing us in about twenty minutes.
And then Eric jumps into correct. He goes, hey, guys,
Anna is in Arizona maybe here in about twenty hours.
(18:16):
So now everybody's realizing. Everybody is, uh, this is about
to end. And then Eric goes, did y'all get some
legal gummies in Arizona? I see Anna? And then Anna goes,
ha ha, I didn't know. I sent this to the
whole group. You need a group text that can bring
everybody up. But that could have gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I knew like that. Hey, that is called support system
at its finest.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Two PM on a Sunday. Ana goes it. He butts no, Anna,
no butt sex.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
What are you talking about? Anna? That would have been
your people, your group text messes you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
She should have said are you hung and you should
have said no, Justin took that on the couch. We
slept together. That's what you know.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Thanks, we'll add you to the group tech.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Thank you, But yeah, that was my group. My foray
into the group text this week didn't go so well.
But you bring up the political talk, and I mean,
I can talk about it an hour. We can take
a break.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
We got to take a break. Have you ever been
on radio?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, let's take a break and we're gonna come back,
and I'm talking about the awkward thing I had, like
when you shouldn't talk political right after this.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Let me start the segment. You know how I said
last podcast Wednesdays was good. Yeah, do you remember towards
the end of the show you said, should we take
another commercial break? Or do we not take a commercial break?
It just took a commercial break and it cut off
our whole last segment of texts from Justin but it
never even aired. It was weird. What I know, it's
(19:48):
a little QC right there.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, Hell, the segment you've talked about
how the thread from Gatlinburg died because half were Democrats
half are Republicans, right, yeah. So it's all dude, I'm
going to Austin a green party and I am ready
to look fly. So I say, man, I gotta get
a haircut, Dude, I gotta be real. I know Austin.
I keep thinking, you all are going to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I know. I don't know why, dude, I keep I
keep wanting to ask if you're going to gamble. And
then I was like, are you excited to go to Vegas?
Austin and Vegas both have the same weather maybe, and
they're both west from Nashville. Okay, and you.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Both you gotta get on a plane to get both
of them.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's it. And there's festivals at both of them. Thank
you for the support.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Anyway, there's restaurants in both the cities, there's people in
both cities.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Hey, there's also women that are dates Nashville.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'm like, I'm gonna go get a haircut, and I
look it up. Man, only time will get a haircut
eight thirty PM. All right, cool, and I'll take that appointment. Boom,
eight thirty all right. So I walk in. There's three
ladies there and they're just cleaning up, and I'm the
only one getting a haircut. I sit down. Save's got
tats everywhere, and is it the one you drink at? Yeah,
you can drink at it been to that one. And
(20:59):
I'm just sitting there and we're talking. She's like, oh,
do you have kids. I'm like, yeah, I got three kids.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I'll take a beer.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And she's I was like, yeah, they're five, four and two.
Sha oh, you're in it right now. She goes, I
got twins. They're twenty years old now, so I'm out
of that stage. I'm out of that stage. But my stepson,
he's married, and him and his wife wont eight kids.
I was like, whoa eight?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What are you? Tyree?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
She said, his idol is some guy named Tyreek Hill.
Never never heard the guy. And I said, dang, eight's
a lot. She goes, yeah. I sat him down, told
him listen, with Biden in the White House, you cannot
afford to have eight kids, because there is no way
if he gets re elected, you'll be able to afford
to live with eight kids. And I'm just like, oh,
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what the hell are we talking about? Like why are
we going here? Like we are supposed to have casual
conversation as you cut my hair, you are not supposed
to declare in the first two minutes if you are
Biden or Trump or Kennedy or Nixon or come on,
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I got to give you my lady's number. She's rushing.
She doesn't speak English.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh my god, that might be so much better because
then I'm just sitting there awkward because I'm like, I
don't even want to talk about this stuff because no
matter what you say, you can make someone mad politically.
And I'm like, I was like, well, I mean, yeah,
all right, cool A r like, what do we do here? Yeah,
and she's like it's just crazy and then he's She goes,
but he'll prescribe die in office anyway, and I said, yeah,
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they're both pretty old, and she goes, yeah, why don't
we Why don't we go with Kennedy. I was like, well,
go with Kennedy. And I'm just like, why are we
talking politics when you're just trying to cut my hair?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Dude. I just saw Dave Ramsay clip and they said, hey,
how's it effect if there was a president in office?
THEO vonn asked in that and he goes, well, I
mean I made dumb decisions with one president made really
bad decisions, money decisions with another. I never went broke
with one, I never got super rich with another. So
it's basically the decisions you make and right is what
he was.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's really up to you.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
But he did then make a good point. He said,
if gas prices do go up and you got a
heating and air cooling conditions, and you get a drive,
and they got the driver for the air conditioning and
the cooling, says he needs a raise. You can't give
him that raise because the gas price just rose and
you got to drive forty miles to your jobs. That
was the point he made.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I have no idea, Ray, how did you get the game?
I honestly, I honestly, deep down believe ninety nine percent
of my life is unaffected by who's the president. The
more the more important thing in my I mean, I
don't really know. I'm not really into politics. I don't
really pay attention. But I would assume the people in
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the local government are more important to who you should
be voting for and who you should be paying attention
to than the president. I could be completely wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
The local people in Vegas they're about to now ban
smoking so that in.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
All casinos yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
That would affect you local people.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That would be awesome. The local ordnance in Austin when
we live there, no more smoking in the bars on
Sixth Street. That affected me.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
In Vegas, did you ever really smell like smoke?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh my god, yes, you would sit at a blackjack
table and some dumb ass would come up with his
cigarette and just set it right in that ash right
next to you. There's all up on you. It's just like,
good god, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Or they'd bring their stories from Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
They'd bring their fat ass cigar, set it there and
there's no ashtrays, so they'd get their beer bottle.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And just see when we were floating on doing God, man,
if somebody was smoking on a cheacher at let's say
Treasure Island, is it resting in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh yeah, well no, it's called t I. Now, if we.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Did that, dude, then if somebody's just sitting there with
two ashtrays, you just moved to another machine. And I'm
not one to sit at a blackjack like you. So
it just really I was unaffected by it. Whereas back
in high school with the casinos were on Indian reservations
and their people apparently hated their lives. There was no
ventilation systems in these casinos and they would just go
smoke an entire pack after Friday at the lumber mill
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or the coal mine. And we would go in there
in high school and you'd have to bring a change
of clothes because if you went home, your parents be like,
oh my gosh, have you started smoking? And then what
bar were you at? And also why are your eyes yellow?
Because the smoke was that heavy in these places.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I used to not realize I smelled like smoke because
my parents smoke.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No. When I went to college, everybody's like, right, but
you don't now right now? I don't. Oh now I
know the difference. But I'm saying I feel bad, Like
like the dealers, they have no choice. They are stuck there.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Bro, you want to talk about one of the worst
jobs imaginable, Dude, They have to deal with drunk people,
trunk high. They never get to see people just win
when when it's majority of people.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Are losing, lose, And what happens when you lose yell
at them, get pissed off.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Customer service type job where they really can't fight back
or they'll get fired. They can only be wrong because
the eye in the sky correct stuff they do.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And they have to do it quick.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Have you ever watched how they do cards. They're really
skilled at what they do.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And then a lot of black jag people. I would
hope they tip and they get some good paydays. That's
got to be annoying, just see unless you get you know,
you got a dude and a hotty roll up to
your table in this great conversation. Those are the times
when you enjoy your job. All the other times you
hate when there's five bachelor dudes just drunk as shit
at your table.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You are there to work like it's your job. They
are there having fun, they're on vacation. So you are
doing this the day in, day out of your job,
and these people are I'd like it is You're like, god, man,
I just I'm just doing my job and it has
to be monotonous. But I feel like if they would
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lean into that more, that makes it more fun.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Wait what they're drinking with you?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, no, but they're laughing and joking. The ones that
are just so serious and just I hate those tables.
If you're talking to me and having fun so much
more enjoyable. Like are they allowed to touch you and
clap hands or some aren't. At some places they are
allowed to high five you, fist bump you know what
I mean. Those are the ones you enjoy when they're like, oh, hey,
what do you think you should? I should double down?
Just cut it's your money, Okay, cool, I let I'm
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out like your asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm not. I'm oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I was telling you, dude, the guy in the cruise man,
he was hitting on the chick next to me.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I mean I was pretty much calling the shots, removing chips,
putting them back out, and once the dice I told you,
I was skipping the dice like two feet oh through
it as a seven. It's a seven. Holy shit. But
yet I would imagine I don't even know what kind
of a dealer I would be. Would I talk to
them or I go completely silent.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I think in the beginning, everybody probably you're probably quiet
in the beginning, but because you're so concentrating on trying
to get it right and make sure you're doing it right,
then maybe eventually for a couple of years you're talkative.
And then after you've done it for ten years, You're
probably like, I've had every conversation I can have. I
can't do it anymore. I'm going silent.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And also when we have people come in here and
they're in a good mood in their hype. It's a Friday,
let's say, oh like today, today's a Friday, and they're
all excited about the weekend. We're working. And so it's
it's the dichotomy of people that are excited people that
are depressed at their jobs. And it just doesn't mix well.
It's oil and vinegar, oil and water, vinegar and salt. Yeah,
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macaroni and cheese and milk, you know what I'm saying.
So I'm saying it's odd if you go into somebody's
job and you're pumped and they're depressed, it never ends well.
And that's a casino.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I mean, also, there's never a dude. I mean, we
know the black jack, there's the one guy that's gonna
win big. I mean in two hours. There's probably one
dude that just cleans house. He's happy, he tips you,
everybody else pissed off, says stuff at the table, and
then leaves and you never see him again.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, which people don't understand the dealer doesn't want you
to lose.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
They want you to win. For tips.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yes, they are there, they just have to turn the
card over. They're not doing anything like, oh, you know what,
he has a seventeen. I'm gonna keep hitting until I
beat him. It's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You know what Dana whit Thumbas does in high limit.
He'll do it where because he gets to call the
shots because it's high limit. He doesn't even with the
card flip. He'll tell the dealer, don't flip your cards
or don't flip my. He'll hold his cards because he
thinks the dealer has an effect if they see what
CARDI has. No yay, dude, you gotta watch him play
on live stream. Who will not showing him, not showing him,
and so she'll flip hers and then he flips his
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and he's like fuck it and throws it at her.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Hey I did that.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Guy's got ten hundred thousand dollars markers out every time
I see him in a live stream.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Just so you know, I try to get me a
free trip to Vegas, the Venetian resort in Las Vegas.
Who tweeted yesterday I say to that one. They said,
this is the best is yet to come. As we
get ready to celebrate twenty twenty five years on the strip.
Here's a sneak peek at the new suites we'll be
unveiling soon. Ah, your in, dude, I replied, Hey, why
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not find me out there to stand the new suites.
Would love to do a weekend get away to share
with all my people. It's a win for both of us.
Let me know when works for you.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
They're like, we'll pass on your six likes. Thanks for
the offense. Hey, we'll go with Alex Earl and influencers.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, and they know they did not reply though.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
We'd appreciate a chick that post Paki any pictures as
an influencer. Not that a do that.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It goes in Gambay for twelve, not.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
A forty year old dude with gray hair and his beard.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Dude, those vegue. I gotta get back out to Vegas.
It's been since convention or no, we went sam Hunt
after the convention sam Hun. Yeah, so it's been a
it's been a year, and it's been a year. Been
a year. I need to go, man, it's been a dude,
I've never gone this long.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It's uh, it's weird not going. I used to go
three four times a year, and now it's like maybe
one time a year. It's like depressing. It's put you
in a bad place in life and you yearn for it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And the phone stuff, it's fun. Phone stuff's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
You know you're like you're on your computers late at night,
two am.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
If you're doing phone stuff, dude, you might as well
graduate to the computer because you can actually see each other.
Like phone stuff that is so nineteen ninety Hey.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Phone stuff, computer stuff's fun. But in real life, I
r out, dude, there's nothing better than walking into a
sports book, into a casino.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I thought you were talking about like no sex talk.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, but that feeling that buzz, dude, is just taking
your your suitcase and when you rolling on not on
a Sunday Sunday is when you're like leaning on your
suitcase Friday, dude, to pop in your step when you're
walking through that casino with a drink in your luggage.
Except for on my bachelor party when I that's when
I broke it to you that I wasn't staying there.
I was staying at the Paris with Michael. That was
actually a terrifying Friday because I didn't know how to
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break it to you. You and I broke it to you.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, no, no, you didn't break it to me in
the line you literally, I said, but I had that.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I knew the whole time I had to talk to you,
but I'd waited till the last.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I have a question. Did you have a knot in
your stomach all day?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
No? But I knew I had to break it to
you before we started doing room keys.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No, no, no, but you did, but you didn't.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, this guy that's standing here right here in all
white because it's his bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, his name's not on the folio.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Here's the thing you didn't say that, I said. I
went up to the counter and I'm like, oh, there
should be six rooms. She goes, oh, can I get
an idea from everybody? Everybody hands me my your their idea,
including you, right, And I put the six IDs on
the counter and she goes, I'm only finding five rooms.
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There's one person that doesn't have a room.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh that's weird. Way, who does it happen?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And I said, oh, which one are you not finding
their room? And then she holds it up and she goes, oh,
Raymond Slater, And that is when I turned around and
I looked over my right shoulder and you said, oh, yeah, man,
I'm actually staying over at Paris. Like, like, why the
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f did we book at MGM? If the bachelor is
staying at the Paris no sense?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I had every intention of going with y'all. I think
then money ended up being a problem. Michael told me
I could sleep on the couch for free at Paris.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Have you talked to Michael in the last two years?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I need to find him.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I don't remember how we talked. Was it on Instagram
or Twitter? But I really do need to check in
on him because he was into poker two. He's from Austin, right,
I believe, so in Vicinity, I would say, I'll check.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
On him this weekend. We'll be right back. So Austin, dude.
Let me tell you, I am so hyped for Austin
because I talked to the bosses and they're like, hey,
Friday afternoon, you're free. You have nothing going Friday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean, like, what did you think you're gonna do? All?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Is there any staging I can set up? Do the
microphones need checked. I heeart, I heeart. Austin checked Mike,
you're not doing the technical stuff. What would you do?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Thank you Raymond, No, thank you coacher for telling me that.
So I hit up Garrett. I hit up Greg, I
hit up Jacob.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Garrett's working the third aisle, and.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I said, hey, Garrett, I know there's a sp spill
on Aisle twelve, but you need to put the mop down.
We need to play some golf.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Hey, we know hgb's got some great deals going on.
Miss that place.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I do miss it too, I said, listen, boys, you
guys need to take that Friday off. Friday afternoon, I
am free. We can go play golf. And well, that's
the thing. Are we just going to go to a
regular muni? Ray Blueberry blue bonnet? Blue bonnet no longer exists, Ray,
Really the bonnets blue away. They build homes on that place.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
So our money wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Not good enough, the local muny said, I can make
more money selling houses.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I didn't love that place. It was a lot of uphill, a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Lot of uphill, a lot of downhill, got a lot
of roll. It was a good course. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It wasn't very hard, but maybe you guys should play
at Texas State.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
They got a course on the campus.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I've played there before so bad. It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's a nighthole.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't remember if nine. Maybe I ran across country
meet there. I don't know it's nine, but I've seen
it anyway. So I was like, how can we get
on a nice course? Because we tried Gray Rock booked solid.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I got to be really I wasn't rich there. I'd
never played one nice course there.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well, Gray Rock is just the circle see one. They
just give it a fancy name. It's a public course.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Ray he ever played Blue Rock.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So I call up the one and only person that
has connections at every single golf course in central Texas.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Did you explain to them that it's Austin week?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Do you know who the person is? I call Bucky
Bucky god Bolt, and let me tell you about Bucky Godbolt.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
After Bucky Godbolt.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Knows everybody at every golf course can get you a
tea time when you need a tea time, because Buckie
Godbolt is a man of the people. And I call
up Bucking and I said, hey, man, I'm coming to town.
I need a tea time for Friday afternoon for me
and my three boys. And we don't want to play
just the run of the mill crap course. And he goes,
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let me see what I can do. Calls me back.
Twenty minutes later, he goes, how does lake Cliff sound?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
What is your agent?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I said, let me look up Lake Cliff. It's like
forty five minutes outside of Austin. And he said it's
a private course. He goes, it's absolutely beautiful. I said, Bucky,
I'll take it. So he got me a tea time
for Lake Cliff private course. Because here's the thing about Bucky.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
When he used to be a Texas coach.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, he used to play for Boston College.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, maybe give a backstory, dude, great, let me tell
you a guy. His name's Fucky.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Anyway, Yes, he was the Runnings back. He was the
coach when Ricky Williams was there.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
He when I was there as a as an intern.
He got me orange shorts, he got me orange shoes,
he got me all Texas merchandise that only the players wore.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
That Buckie has connections everywhere. And when he says he's
gonna come through for you, guess what Bucky does.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
One time he didn't come through for me. Oh sorry,
he held me nine hundred dollars and he paid me.
After like two years he comes through. And so I
got this freaking lake Cliff tea time. Garrett tells me.
Got the day off, Greg goes.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I'm good to go. Told the boss can't come in
on Friday. Jacob's Jacobs said, don't worry about me. I'm
put in that request. I'm already off. I'm unemployed. No,
so we're going to Lake Cliff?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Okay, Well, I mean, is this a good story? Batstory?
I don't know how to say my energy. I'm trying
to be a co host. Hey, Ray, I'm leading you
off a lake cliff. You have no idea what's coming down?
Not too far? Ray, do you know if the story's
gonna be good?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Bad?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Lake Cliff? Outside inside, Free guys are off.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I get a call Wednesday that was two thirty eight pm.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
We were recording to podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Nope, not two thirty eight we weren't.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Oh that's when you had the schlitz. Yeap.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I had just gotten it, and I had offered you
this butt plugged that you're still here. You did, but no,
my butt is feeling so much better. My last bout
of the RIA was Wednesday night about ten thirty pm.
But at two thirty eight pm I get a call
from one of the bosses like, hey, just calling to
go over your itinerary, you know, for Austin week. And
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I'm like, oh, don't worry, I got my itinerary Austin
Austin week. I said, we're playing Lake Cliff.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Oh you've told me right.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Away, and she was like, yeah, you got this on
Friday night, this on Friday night. This is where I
need you on Saturday afternoon at noon, then Saturday at
three forty five you need to be here. Saturday at
eight o'clock you need to be here. And I'm like,
all right, good, sounds good. She goes, oh wait, one
more thing. Yeah, I just got this email that I'm
gonna need you to be at the venue from one
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to two thirty on Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
That's actually a problem. I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Then I said, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
You talked to my agent, give him Arnold, I said.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I said, do you want to talk to Bucky because
Buckie got me a tea time at Lake Cliff, so
I don't know what you're talking about I need to
be somewhere from one to two thirty. You told me
earlier this week, my Friday afternoon was free. I had Greg, Jacob,
and Garrett all take off work because you said my
Friday afternoon was free. She's like, yeah, well, Amy from
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Four Things with Amy Brown is shooting a video and uh,
it was supposed to just be her, but we've decided
we want.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
You in it too. I mean, you can't play nothing
around here.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And I said, I say that all up, so I
don't know if I'm able to make it. And she said, well,
if you don't make it, I'm not sure you're gonna
be able to come to Austin for Austin Week.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What kind of negotiation are we in?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Now? She's going to cancel your flight. I'll cancel you so.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I will not be playing all Lake Cliff.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Oh my gosh. Depressing that.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Really, I'm not playing Lake.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Oh my gosh. You had all your boys take off
from four different industries in the Greater Austin area. Bucky
pulls some strings in the Greater Austin area to get
you one of the most exclusive private courses, and you're.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Not going.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
For Austin Week.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Just the video is it four four things? What are
you a house plant?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Now we're gonna give a tour of backstage with Capital One.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Okay, sponsor then, I mean it makes sense now.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
No, I understand, but I mean, they tell me that
I have Friday afternoon off, So I get the boys.
I rally the troops.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Man, let them play it without you, man and your honor.
They can carry your bag.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh maybe they could do that. We're gonna fight, but
so I think Saturday morning, seven thirty am, we're gonna
play somewhere.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Okay. Quick story about Bucky Love the guy. He was
amazing in Austin. Honestly welcome, welcomes anybody in. I think
he doesn't drink. I think he's moved on past.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, he's moved on past that. Yeah, he's to drink.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
He told me, and my friend Carlos was one of them.
It was Carlos, his chick, me and my chicks.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
I mean, dude, we had a whole group.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
It was great. And Bucky I don't think he really
throws parties because he tries not to be around alcohol.
But he says, hey, I want you guys to come
over to my place and then we go to this
concert after he sai, dude, it would be my honor. Man,
you guys are cool as hell. I actually I think
I want to do this. I don't ever have people
over did we go over there? We got Tito's bottles.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
My one buddy. He didn't drink either. So he's like,
all right, dude, I'll bring you guys in my truck.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
So we piled him.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
All right, So we're in like the back flatbret bed
of the truck. Okay, And so we're there, we're drinking.
We go to the concert. That was all great. Bucky
was great, it was amazing. He hosted us. He grabbed
some charcouterie board, some beers. Oh you rich Oh there
was a twenty four pack. I mean all that.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
So we're about to leave. The DD's driving.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
He goes, dude, it's just not gonna look good if
there's a bunch of beer boxes in the back of
my truck. And I'm like, yeah, that's actually a great point.
But you aren't drinking, so it's not like we get
a duy. He's like, it just doesn't look good. Like,
I'm pretty sure somebody can get in trouble because there's
a bunch of beer box in the back of my truck.
Keep in mind, Bucky doesn't drink anymore, doesn't like to
host people, doesn't like to be around alcohol. So I'm like, dude,
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I know Bucky from the radio station. He doesn't care.
Just throw him in his front yard, let's roll out
and we're good to go.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Dude, tell you something in the morning, and there's two
twenty four rack boxes in his front yard and he's.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Like, you little fucker. He's like, I've told you I
don't drink. I don't host parties for these reasons. And
I wake up. He goes, I'm never hosting anybody at
my house for a party ever again, you little fucker.
I'm like, damn it, dude, I actually didn't think it
would look like that. Would just box his strong throat.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
And then to all his neighbors, they're probably like, did
you fall off the whack? Dude. We didn't even put
him in the trash. We just watched. They weren't the truck.
The truck was clean, good man, good thing, Thank the Lord.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh my god, you're like those kids in Florida. Dude,
you saw that one they're leaving up party and they
just take trash cans full of beer cans and dump
them in the ocean. Like, what the is wrong with
you people?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Are we not trying to have this earth survive another
little bit?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Wait, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Who captured the video?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I don't know someone on another boat?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Like my question is was that a cop drone that
follows those boats out because the boats are known for
doing stuff at those parties.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh, I don't know, banging people, throwing trash, people drinking.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I mean that was not just a little shit. It
wasn't like one can. I mean they took two trash
cans and they're dumbing the ocean like a bunch of
dumb asses.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
They're all gonna get busting perfectly clear.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh my god. Someone even posts online this boat is
registered to these two people. Their son is this guy,
And I'm like, oh my god, how did they these
people more detectives?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Hey, save the manatees. And also that one dude who's
like in the air, he was like air pumping, buddy.
They got a full front of you, dude, you ain't
going nowhere.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Hey, I think we're gonna be able to know who
it is. Man your face and your blaying is right
up in the air.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Man. We let's measure yeah to him. Man, Daily Dell
posted it. Dude, they had like twelve chicks and Bikinish
Daily Mail. You know how to make us click on
an article.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, they're good trash boats and on the bikinis.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
All right, man, I got a head to Austin Man
Austin week. Austin week, I will be going to dinner
with h Garrett, Garrett, Forrest, and Ryan and got to
hit up cousin Andrewsy if he wants to tag along.
I don't know if he wants to come or not.
Ryan made the reservation for four, but I'm sure you
can bump.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It to five. Right for golf or what?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
No for dinner? Oh yeah, we're gonna go to dinner. Man,
try to sneaking a dinner.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Good spot or what?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh yeah, Ryan picked it. Ryan knows everything. He's on
the end.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He knows domain's been popping as of late.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, we're not gonna go far up north. That's the
way up norms man. Yeah, Ryan, I just said, hey,
and pick out a dinner place, dude. We gotta get it,
and so I trust him he turned me into liking food.
So let's go and a clips A playoff piece showed up.
James Harden showed up. Oh Mavericks dude. They balled out, Hey.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
You're your dude. He just texted me. He said, your
reservations are good Friday night? Oh good for eighteen And
I was like, for eighteen and he said, yeah for
the eighteen holes that we weren't able to golf.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
All right, Yeah, look for me in Austoin. Man, you
guys have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Oh dude, I actually got recognized the other day for
the potty totally goode.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I forgot to post a picture. I forgot to show
you the picture of the people that saw me on
the run. Where did you get recommended?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Why are you stealing my thunder?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Go dude. I'm getting a random subway sandwich at a
random place in a random county, in a random location
in Tennessee. And the guy goes, hey, man, I worked
for air Heating and cool Electricity. Man, you want the
Sore Losers podcast? You Raymundo? And I go fuck yeah man,
and he goes, hell, yeah, dude, gave him DAPs. I
(46:02):
was waiting for it. If you wanted to pick. I
was more than happy he didn't. He goes, I knew
that was you, man. I see the pictures and stuff.
He's like that, I bet that's Ramondo. I was like,
hell yeah, man, I was just getting a sub heading home.
He's like, all right, country life. He got to see
he got to see the ranch, the farm moved up north.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's funny. Hey, there's the people Steven. His name was Steven. Yeah, Hey,
shout out Steven. Those are the people that I was running.
And they had the Sore Losers had on.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You got, dude, you gotta put that up.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm gonna put on the Facebook page Sore Losers Podcast
on Facebook at us.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
And if you tried to join in the day, back
in the day and it rejected you, we had some
weird setting that it was rejecting people automatically instead of
accepting people automatically. So go back, well and we'll walk
him into the Facebook group. I don't know what was
going on.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That's good for business.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, all right, well I gotta go. Eh, I know
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just do a video bragging,
so I don't need you for it. Okay, good I'm
gonna video all my memorabilia. That's good. Hey, let me
tell you Kyrie when he's locked in.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
That dude, we saw your tweet. He can cook. He
saw your dude.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
He is so damn good.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
I'm just pissed it myself out.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
And Luca Luca's night. Luca looks like he knows how
to play a little bit of defense now. And that
Jones dude, he plays some d PJ. Washington brings some toughness.
What a great trade.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Hey, I've just pissed it myself. How lazy I was.
I couldn't google that Kawhi wasn't playing Wellout Kawhi, I
could have told you they're gonna get killed. I believe
the line was minus one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well, I hate to tell you the Clippers won the
last game without Kawhi.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I know, but you knew it was a Dallas game.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
You knew what because they they weren't gonna be that
hot again. They hit so many threes that gamey.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Just like tonight. Dude. I hate to say it, but
I mean, Bread's are the favorite. Come on, come on,
we all know, dude, we all know
Hurry up. It's Austin week. Man, It's Austin week. I
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I tell you what, it don't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
What doesn't make sense getting on an airplane and flying
to Austin for iHeart.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll get into that. I thought the last podcast sucked,
ass it was actually.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Pretty good, So I just can't judge him in the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't remember if it sucked, like thinking it sucked
or thinking it was great. But I don't remember. I
thought we had some good I don't know what did
you think sucked about?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It just didn't seem good. It seemed like I was
stumbling over my words. But people don't realize at home
and in their cars. And also, I mean, some of
you guys arrived your eighteen wheelers. I mean you're rocking
America USA, man, highways and byways. Because of the headphones,
we're able to hear ourselves at a faster rate than
people are able to talk in real life. I don't
know if you realize that. So sometimes you'll say stuff
(00:51):
and it doesn't sound as with it as when you
listen to it back.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's a little too deep sonically. I'm an audio guy.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Sorry, man, Yeah, speaking of truckers, My wife and I
were having a conversation day and we want to know
is do truckers piss in gatorade bottles? A lot have
to because they have a certain amount of hours they
can drive, so they can't be pulling over every two
to three hours to pee like most normal people on
(01:19):
a road trip. So I want to know do they
have a designated like bottle that they have in their
truck that they pee while they're driving the eighteen wheeler?
Because we had this discussion as we're driving down the
road and we're sitting next to an eighteen wheeler and
she's like, I got to go to the bathroom, and
I was like, you go to We just left the house,
and then we start talking about and then we looked
at the eighteen wheeler and she goes, where do you
(01:41):
think the eighteen wheelers go? You think they just peeing bottles?
It's like one hundred percent they pee in bottles, She goes,
So you're telling me they have one hand on the
wheel and one hand on a bottle. Why they're driving
down the highway?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The rest have them on a phone. What would you
rather be on a guys honker or is horn phone?
Uh what do you think there's a BUCkies every mile? No,
of course you can't pull off at our seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But they can pull off on the side of the
road pee and get back in. I just want to
know how often, let's say they're driving.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They allowed to drive. Maybe ten hours a day.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's low, I'll tell you that because I used to
think they could drive through the night knock out about
three days and one. It might be about twelve hours max.
Or they get in trouble, and it also monitors their speed.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, so I would like to know in that twelve hours,
how often do they just pee in a bottle?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yet I peed in a bottle in high school. Bus
driver wouldn't stop. I think he might have been on speed,
but that's what we call it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Was on the movie speed.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, no, no, he was on he was on crank
some of the White Angel does stuff. And he wouldn't
let us go to the bathroom from Newberry all the
way to Gwynn And at times it'd be three three
and a half hours and his kids were jacking around
in the background back row. We wouldn't be able to
go to the bathroom s. Yeah, you just gatorade bottle it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, my brother Gray story about being on a bus
and peeing in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hopefully I'm gonna see him this weekend, hopefully on Sunday,
gonna get together in Austin, maybe at his house for breakfast.
That's what my sister and I were thinking, was like, Hey,
we should volunteer batter's boxes house, go over there for
about three hours and hang out. But I haven't heard anything.
We haven't really thrown that out to him. So when
he hears this pod, hey we're coming over. Thought he
(03:26):
was in Houston? No, man, time flies, he moves.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
People change.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You thought my brother lived in Houston at.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
One point, I could have swore that. You said he
worked from home. There your wife's family's from Houston, Yes,
there you go. So anyway, so he was in high
school and you had the Trojan bells. They were like
the cheer team, you know, like the ones that do
the dance at halftime of football games.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Right, great hangars, you know what I'm talking about. Right, Like,
I don't know what you called him at Gwyn did
you have that?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It was cheerleaders. I went to a very small school.
I wasn't rich.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Rich we had cheerleaders. But this was the drill team.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right Texas. Remember everything's bigger God know that. Anyway, so
were the hangars.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So they had what you called bell bows, and they
are the seniors that like that scort the senior captains
out on the field and the senior captains get to
pick which guy they want to be their bell bow.
So my brother was a bell bow his senior year
and he had to wear a white shirt and jeans,
(04:24):
tuck it in. He'd walk the girls on the field.
But they would ride on the bus to the away
football games. And my brother and the fellow bell bows
had had some alcoholic beverages. Stop and get and on
the bus they got a pee because they'd been pounding
some bruskis before they got on the bus. Well they start,
(04:45):
they pee in the bottles, you know what I mean.
But hey, now Jimmy's gotta go. Well, the bottle's full.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Put it in the trash? Can?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No? Man just poured out the window?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is it rain, honey? It's a sunny day in Austin.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Smells like acid. Rain. Take that back asparagus rain.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The Belbos sat in the first four rows. Hy you mother,
curse is that piss?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Come up there and get you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Come back here, you mother car. So they did what
any normal eighteen year old dude would do. Poured it
out the window and that's when they hear, oh my,
it's raining. Put up the windows. The people in the bag,
the girls in the back were getting sprayed with the
pea from the bottle, and they were like, oh god,
oh my god, oh my god. But that is a
(05:35):
great peace story.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Eighteen wheelers stories. No, that wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It was just a conversation. Well you don't. Everything doesn't
have to be a eighteen wheeler story or a grocery stories.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Segments make bits better.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You can just have conversation, right.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But if it's contained in a bit, it always makes
it better. That's the reason for it. A Seacrest did
invented it, Sterned, Dick Dickerson, I don't know, Bobby Bones.
They all have done it. Why would we be the
first people to not do a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm saying everything doesn't have to have a title. That
was just a random.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Story, right, See you and your wife, you have no
title you're not married, you're just But.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Every conversation we don't have to say, oh that was
a eighteen We were a story. No, we were just
talking about having to go pee and we saw a
see story. Okay, start the show. Good god, it's it's
freaking Austin Week. Dude, it's Austin Week.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Uh ardle Are you gonna tell him I'm going to Austin.
Oh yes, So he thinks he's gonna be able to
hang out with you there and he want you to
show him Sixth Street.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Uh, not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'm gonna do a moose snuckle shot with you.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, not gonna happen. I got, I got, I'm meeting
up with too many people.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Do a yager bitch with me. It's called a jager bomb.
You don't even know alcoholic drinks. Yeah, I'm gonna get
one of those thirsty nipples. It is called the what
is it, the wet nipple, slippery nipples.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Slippery nipple. And our our teachers from New Mexico, they
are weeks away. There's about seven or eight of them.
I think that they celebrate the end of the year
with slip buttery nipples, slippery nipples. I don't know, but
then they email in and say, we're going for our nipples.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't let that slip into a week and a month
that an ex girlfriend she dealt with alcoholism. She said
she'd start the bottle in the morning and finish it
at night.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm not a good three months for her.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, that's not that's very sad.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
We're gonna do it live, Arnold. Are you packed already? Yeah?
I'm packing.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
No, do not pull your pants up, puller, pull your
pants up.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Get up here, come on, do the intro with me.
I'll let you do it if you behave yourself. We'ren't
doing a live wo oh the Loe duo? Goot so losing?
What up? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports,
so I'll gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yard's Arnold?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm from Nashville.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm heading for Austin week because I heard every text
bigger in Austin.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, Arnold, it's everything's bigger in Texas.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
You messed it up? Yeah, Arnold, you fly across the
state line, you're already.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No d it's not gonna help you. D like what
you got is what you.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Got, dude, you need bigger in Texas. Man, Oh boy, here,
take that magnifying glass. Take it back all right. It
says that I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser,
my wife white picket fence. I have a heart attack
when I'm seventy two. A good host would stop it
right now. That is timing. My friend, Hey, I got
(08:43):
a question. Do you Are you on a group text
with any of your wife's friends. Yeah, We're always doing those,
especially if it's around a trip Gatlinburg. That group text
went hundreds deep. Finally, once you're a couple weeks out,
you delete it. You put it in the past. When
we're about to gear up for a billion tearing trip.
We've done Hawaii, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Austin, to name a few.
(09:03):
Whenever that's happening, here comes wife's friends, my friend's texts.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What about your new neighbors. Have you got on a
text with them?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No? Have not so next door neighbor. It's just hern baser,
which I'm cool with because right now I just hear
through she filters everything. I would have all kinds of
conversations that you'd need the filter, just like in a house,
just like in a humidifier.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Make sure you change your air filter every thirty days
or ninety days. I don't know what it is, depending
on which air filter you have. There's different links. But
that is very important to the health of your house.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This segment brought to you by heating and cooling. Yes,
and electrical but no, yeah, no, not at the current moment.
Eric at the Dodds.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Maybe in US, Yeah, and that's it. How are the Dodds.
How's the baby dude?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
We ain't seen him in a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's tough, man.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yep. We're going through that period where it's they live
a little farther, We live a little bit farther. They
have a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We had the convention that was months ago, though. We
need to hang out.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, because I'm on a group thread. It's me and
my wife and two other couples from the neighborhood beneficial.
One couple has two kids. The other couple has three kids.
In the they are pregnant with their fourth.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Amber Alert, Oh or your name's Amber. How's it going?
I'm lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But I don't think that's a funny joke.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It was pretty funny. I don't think they appreciate my
humor so much. What are you trying to do?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Ron Dayne?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Or Ron White?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Ron Dayne is the old running back from Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know Ron White?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Though, Yeah, they picked me up out of the bar
and threw me out of the bar.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's you know what I'm talking about, White color comedy.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Don't know it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He goes back in I got pulled over by a
cop and I was being a little dickhead in high school,
and I said my name was Chicken Nugget. He goes well,
twenty years later and I'm getting thrown out of a
New York City bar. They said, do you have a nickname?
Do you go by Chicken Nugget? Apparently if you tell
the cops a nickname, it goes in the system and
they can pull it up thirty years later when you
get a traffic stop with your family.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's hilarious. You've never seen Ron White, never seen him, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He's always drunk. They said I was drunk in bubblack
and I said, you threw me in bub black?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was in a private establishment, and you tossed me
out here.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And I said, listen here, muster, dude, he's great.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I have to check him out. Ron White.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You say he may have passed. Oh he was a
bigger fella. I can't see him making it through the
pandemic being real though, I mean because he was in
bad health. His his comedy as stick was cigars and alcohol.
That doesn't lead to a very long lasting tour coach complain.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Ron White is from Fritch, Texas, is a American stand
up comedian, actor, and author, best known as a character
member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, nicknamed Tater Salad
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That was his nickname. It was and chicken Nuggat.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah. But there he is.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's had one, two, three wives. Uh so yeah, it
seems like he is still alive.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Continue with your thread of it anyways.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So I think I am funny. I think my jokes
are funny. I don't chime in a lot on the
group thread. I get a lot of texts, but I
don't really get involved. Well, the family that is expecting
their fourth child, she goes into labor the other night.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, right, that's not when the group. Thread's good and
it's like, oh, kid, I'm about to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And it's like, hey, it's baby time. We're headed to
the hospital. And it's like, oh, good luck, good luck,
good luck everything whatever. And I guess you know, the
baby finally comes at like five in the morning. Now
it didn't look like me. I haven't they sent a picture.
It's all wrapped up. Whenever they send the first baby
picture usually is wrapped up and playing kids, got a
beanie on, got the little gloves? Can't really see the face.
(12:58):
That's not the point of the story.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Slip.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, there was some people. Now there is. Well we
can talk about that. We can talk about how people
don't need to send the picture with the baby laying
on the mom's chest. That is a little bit too, Like, guys,
we can see the baby like once it's all cleaned
up or cover up the mom. I feel really weird
when people send those photos. I had one girl that
(13:22):
we used to work with. She had a C section.
She sent the picture of them like with the baby
just coming out of her like oh, and I'm like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
She's still with the company. No, No, wasn't considered an
asset no, she moved on to she we wished her
well in her future endeavors started banging.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Some guy from La loought a house. He's into real estate.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nah, not that I know of it. I think they
still live in Austin. Yeah, but anyway, so the next
morning we get the text like, oh, baby's finally here.
It was like a whatever, six hour labor, seven hour
labor and it looks like lunchbox and arrived at you
know whatever time and blah blah blah. I send pictures.
Everybody's alcol congratulations, and you know the lady had the baby.
(14:06):
She's like, I'm exhausted. That was probably my hardest, you
know labor, because it was her fourth one. It should
have been easy. And so she goes, it was the
biggest baby. And I replied, oh, like, are these separate
text dude, or is this all just it's flying. It's
just flying. So I reply and I say, well, the
baby's out, no need for there's no excuse for you
(14:26):
to miss girls' night tomorrow night. I know you ladies
were planning to go get drinks. Be kind of rude
if you didn't show up. And she goes, excuse me,
I just had a baby. That was I was in
labor for six hours? Do you really think I have
the energy? And I was like, I was just trying
to be funny. I was just trying to be funny.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
They all affluent neighborhood, doesn't get the inside humor.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And she was like, you know what I mean, because
they were there was like four women from the neighborhood.
They were going to have dinner or something. So I
was just trying to say, Hey, are you still going
to dinner? Blah blah blah ah, funny, funny, And she
took it very seriously, like I was just in labor
for six hours, I haven't slept. Do you really think
I have the energy to go to dinner. I don't
think it's rude of me to miss well.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
All right, much like that group that I had going south,
please continue. The Gatlinburg group thread went very south because
we realized halfway through the trip half the families were Republican,
half were Democrat. So the same jokes on the thread
weren't funny one group that weren't the other.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's not good, no good.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That's why that thread doesn't exist. It ended November twenty
twenty three. It's hey, You gotta be careful though, because
you gotta let that your humors with the guys. You're
not trying to cross sex. I know you cross sexual lines.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I understand that, but I was just trying to throw
something in there, like hey, And I was also saying
congratulations because I'm I'm not a chimer in her I'm
not a chimer in heer. And so when I chime in,
I want to bring the thought. I want to bring it.
I don't want to just chime in to chime in.
I need to bring something of substance to the group.
(16:06):
And sometimes I'll text other things to that group and
no one responds, and my wife will be like, well,
I thought it was funny. I'm like, well, why don't
you say something on the thread like hey, that was funny.
I need some help here. I'm like, because these people
think I am weird.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Do you want a group thread that is perfect? It's
the Dodds and me and my wife. Please, And there's
bad jokes get thrown out, but everybody supports that person
in love and friendship, in Christianity and embrace God never
turned somebody down.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Every joke's funny good. So you're like a church You're
welcome everybody unless you're gay. Les you know gay, you
know what. I don't know the other ones.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Anna DoD after BJ's birthday. Remember I said, it was
a bunch of dudes. BJ's gay. It was the whole day.
I was getting hit on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It's fine. I'm a very friendly guy. I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Ana Dodds. She goes, miss y'all, did y'all survive yesterday?
Hung his balls today? And I said, yes, just woke
up with Justin on the couch at the airbnb. Ha ha,
not really hung, but more lifeless. And then Anna was
apparently in Arizona with her mom.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She's on vacation.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Eric's watching the kid, so you never know what she
had been drinking. So we're stone cold sober. Eric's probably
overburdened with the kid, and Anna's drunk in Arizona, so
you never know the humor. Anna hits us with so random.
She goes, airb it be sick, any butt sex happen. God,
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that could have fallen flat, but we embrace it. And
I said, well, I mean I was with BJ all
day and that's all he talked about. And then she
hits with, mind you, this was just a tame Sunday coach.
This is how you embrace text messages. She hits with
it cloud. I mean it looks like she I don't
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know what she was doing. She's in the middle of
the Arizona desert looking at a cloud and she goes
crazy rain cloud and Baser goes, whoa, and then I'm
there to save Anna, and I go thanks for the
heads up. It should be passing us in about twenty minutes.
And then Eric jumps into correct. He goes, hey, guys,
Anna is in Arizona maybe here in about twenty hours.
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So now everybody's realizing. Everybody is, uh, this is about
to end. And then Eric goes, did y'all get some
legal gummies in Arizona? I see Anna? And then Anna goes,
ha ha, I didn't know. I sent this to the
whole group. You need a group text that can bring
everybody up. But that could have gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I knew like that. Hey, that is called support system
at its finest.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Two PM on a Sunday. Ana goes it. He butts no, Anna,
no butt sex.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
What are you talking about? Anna? That would have been
your people, your group text messes you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
She should have said are you hung and you should
have said no, Justin took that on the couch. We
slept together. That's what you know.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Thanks, we'll add you to the group tech.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Thank you, But yeah, that was my group. My foray
into the group text this week didn't go so well.
But you bring up the political talk, and I mean,
I can talk about it an hour. We can take
a break.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
We got to take a break. Have you ever been
on radio?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, let's take a break and we're gonna come back,
and I'm talking about the awkward thing I had, like
when you shouldn't talk political right after this.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Let me start the segment. You know how I said
last podcast Wednesdays was good. Yeah, do you remember towards
the end of the show you said, should we take
another commercial break? Or do we not take a commercial break?
It just took a commercial break and it cut off
our whole last segment of texts from Justin but it
never even aired. It was weird. What I know, it's
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a little QC right there.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, Hell, the segment you've talked about
how the thread from Gatlinburg died because half were Democrats
half are Republicans, right, yeah. So it's all dude, I'm
going to Austin a green party and I am ready
to look fly. So I say, man, I gotta get
a haircut, Dude, I gotta be real. I know Austin.
I keep thinking, you all are going to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I know. I don't know why, dude, I keep I
keep wanting to ask if you're going to gamble. And
then I was like, are you excited to go to Vegas?
Austin and Vegas both have the same weather maybe, and
they're both west from Nashville. Okay, and you.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Both you gotta get on a plane to get both
of them.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's it. And there's festivals at both of them. Thank
you for the support.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Anyway, there's restaurants in both the cities, there's people in
both cities.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Hey, there's also women that are dates Nashville.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I'm like, I'm gonna go get a haircut, and I
look it up. Man, only time will get a haircut
eight thirty PM. All right, cool, and I'll take that appointment. Boom,
eight thirty all right. So I walk in. There's three
ladies there and they're just cleaning up, and I'm the
only one getting a haircut. I sit down. Save's got
tats everywhere, and is it the one you drink at? Yeah,
you can drink at it been to that one. And
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I'm just sitting there and we're talking. She's like, oh,
do you have kids. I'm like, yeah, I got three kids.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I'll take a beer.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And she's I was like, yeah, they're five, four and two.
Sha oh, you're in it right now. She goes, I
got twins. They're twenty years old now, so I'm out
of that stage. I'm out of that stage. But my stepson,
he's married, and him and his wife wont eight kids.
I was like, whoa eight?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What are you? Tyree?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
She said, his idol is some guy named Tyreek Hill.
Never never heard the guy. And I said, dang, eight's
a lot. She goes, yeah. I sat him down, told
him listen, with Biden in the White House, you cannot
afford to have eight kids, because there is no way
if he gets re elected, you'll be able to afford
to live with eight kids. And I'm just like, oh,
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what the hell are we talking about? Like why are
we going here? Like we are supposed to have casual
conversation as you cut my hair, you are not supposed
to declare in the first two minutes if you are
Biden or Trump or Kennedy or Nixon or come on,
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I got to give you my lady's number. She's rushing.
She doesn't speak English.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh my god, that might be so much better because
then I'm just sitting there awkward because I'm like, I
don't even want to talk about this stuff because no
matter what you say, you can make someone mad politically.
And I'm like, I was like, well, I mean, yeah,
all right, cool A r like, what do we do here? Yeah,
and she's like it's just crazy and then he's She goes,
but he'll prescribe die in office anyway, and I said, yeah,
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they're both pretty old, and she goes, yeah, why don't
we Why don't we go with Kennedy. I was like, well,
go with Kennedy. And I'm just like, why are we
talking politics when you're just trying to cut my hair?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Dude. I just saw Dave Ramsay clip and they said, hey,
how's it effect if there was a president in office?
THEO vonn asked in that and he goes, well, I
mean I made dumb decisions with one president made really
bad decisions, money decisions with another. I never went broke
with one, I never got super rich with another. So
it's basically the decisions you make and right is what
he was.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's really up to you.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
But he did then make a good point. He said,
if gas prices do go up and you got a
heating and air cooling conditions, and you get a drive,
and they got the driver for the air conditioning and
the cooling, says he needs a raise. You can't give
him that raise because the gas price just rose and
you got to drive forty miles to your jobs. That
was the point he made.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I have no idea, Ray, how did you get the game?
I honestly, I honestly, deep down believe ninety nine percent
of my life is unaffected by who's the president. The
more the more important thing in my I mean, I
don't really know. I'm not really into politics. I don't
really pay attention. But I would assume the people in
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the local government are more important to who you should
be voting for and who you should be paying attention
to than the president. I could be completely wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
The local people in Vegas they're about to now ban
smoking so that in.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
All casinos yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
That would affect you local people.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That would be awesome. The local ordnance in Austin when
we live there, no more smoking in the bars on
Sixth Street. That affected me.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
In Vegas, did you ever really smell like smoke?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Though?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh my god, yes, you would sit at a blackjack
table and some dumb ass would come up with his
cigarette and just set it right in that ash right
next to you. There's all up on you. It's just like,
good god, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Or they'd bring their stories from Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
They'd bring their fat ass cigar, set it there and
there's no ashtrays, so they'd get their beer bottle.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And just see when we were floating on doing God, man,
if somebody was smoking on a cheacher at let's say
Treasure Island, is it resting in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh yeah, well no, it's called t I. Now, if we.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Did that, dude, then if somebody's just sitting there with
two ashtrays, you just moved to another machine. And I'm
not one to sit at a blackjack like you. So
it just really I was unaffected by it. Whereas back
in high school with the casinos were on Indian reservations
and their people apparently hated their lives. There was no
ventilation systems in these casinos and they would just go
smoke an entire pack after Friday at the lumber mill
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or the coal mine. And we would go in there
in high school and you'd have to bring a change
of clothes because if you went home, your parents be like,
oh my gosh, have you started smoking? And then what
bar were you at? And also why are your eyes yellow?
Because the smoke was that heavy in these places.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I used to not realize I smelled like smoke because
my parents smoke.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No. When I went to college, everybody's like, right, but
you don't now right now? I don't. Oh now I
know the difference. But I'm saying I feel bad, Like
like the dealers, they have no choice. They are stuck there.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Bro, you want to talk about one of the worst
jobs imaginable, Dude, They have to deal with drunk people,
trunk high. They never get to see people just win
when when it's majority of people.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Are losing, lose, And what happens when you lose yell
at them, get pissed off.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Customer service type job where they really can't fight back
or they'll get fired. They can only be wrong because
the eye in the sky correct stuff they do.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And they have to do it quick.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Have you ever watched how they do cards. They're really
skilled at what they do.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And then a lot of black jag people. I would
hope they tip and they get some good paydays. That's
got to be annoying, just see unless you get you know,
you got a dude and a hotty roll up to
your table in this great conversation. Those are the times
when you enjoy your job. All the other times you
hate when there's five bachelor dudes just drunk as shit
at your table.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You are there to work like it's your job. They
are there having fun, they're on vacation. So you are
doing this the day in, day out of your job,
and these people are I'd like it is You're like, god, man,
I just I'm just doing my job and it has
to be monotonous. But I feel like if they would
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lean into that more, that makes it more fun.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Wait what they're drinking with you?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No, no, but they're laughing and joking. The ones that
are just so serious and just I hate those tables.
If you're talking to me and having fun so much
more enjoyable. Like are they allowed to touch you and
clap hands or some aren't. At some places they are
allowed to high five you, fist bump you know what
I mean. Those are the ones you enjoy when they're like, oh, hey,
what do you think you should? I should double down?
Just cut it's your money, Okay, cool, I let I'm
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out like your asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm not. I'm oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I was telling you, dude, the guy in the cruise man,
he was hitting on the chick next to me.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I mean I was pretty much calling the shots, removing chips,
putting them back out, and once the dice I told you,
I was skipping the dice like two feet oh through
it as a seven. It's a seven. Holy shit. But
yet I would imagine I don't even know what kind
of a dealer I would be. Would I talk to
them or I go completely silent.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I think in the beginning, everybody probably you're probably quiet
in the beginning, but because you're so concentrating on trying
to get it right and make sure you're doing it right,
then maybe eventually for a couple of years you're talkative.
And then after you've done it for ten years, You're
probably like, I've had every conversation I can have. I
can't do it anymore. I'm going silent.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
And also when we have people come in here and
they're in a good mood in their hype. It's a Friday,
let's say, oh like today, today's a Friday, and they're
all excited about the weekend. We're working. And so it's
it's the dichotomy of people that are excited people that
are depressed at their jobs. And it just doesn't mix well.
It's oil and vinegar, oil and water, vinegar and salt. Yeah,
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macaroni and cheese and milk, you know what I'm saying.
So I'm saying it's odd if you go into somebody's
job and you're pumped and they're depressed, it never ends well.
And that's a casino.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I mean, also, there's never a dude. I mean, we
know the black jack, there's the one guy that's gonna
win big. I mean in two hours. There's probably one
dude that just cleans house. He's happy, he tips you,
everybody else pissed off, says stuff at the table, and
then leaves and you never see him again.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, which people don't understand the dealer doesn't want you
to lose.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
They want you to win. For tips.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yes, they are there, they just have to turn the
card over. They're not doing anything like, oh, you know what,
he has a seventeen. I'm gonna keep hitting until I
beat him. It's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You know what Dana whit Thumbas does in high limit.
He'll do it where because he gets to call the
shots because it's high limit. He doesn't even with the
card flip. He'll tell the dealer, don't flip your cards
or don't flip my. He'll hold his cards because he
thinks the dealer has an effect if they see what
CARDI has. No yay, dude, you gotta watch him play
on live stream. Who will not showing him, not showing him,
and so she'll flip hers and then he flips his
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and he's like fuck it and throws it at her.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Hey I did that.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Guy's got ten hundred thousand dollars markers out every time
I see him in a live stream.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Just so you know, I try to get me a
free trip to Vegas, the Venetian resort in Las Vegas.
Who tweeted yesterday I say to that one. They said,
this is the best is yet to come. As we
get ready to celebrate twenty twenty five years on the strip.
Here's a sneak peek at the new suites we'll be
unveiling soon. Ah, your in, dude, I replied, Hey, why
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not find me out there to stand the new suites.
Would love to do a weekend get away to share
with all my people. It's a win for both of us.
Let me know when works for you.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
They're like, we'll pass on your six likes. Thanks for
the offense. Hey, we'll go with Alex Earl and influencers.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, and they know they did not reply though.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
We'd appreciate a chick that post Paki any pictures as
an influencer. Not that a do that.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It goes in Gambay for twelve, not.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
A forty year old dude with gray hair and his beard.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Dude, those vegue. I gotta get back out to Vegas.
It's been since convention or no, we went sam Hunt
after the convention sam Hun. Yeah, so it's been a
it's been a year, and it's been a year. Been
a year. I need to go, man, it's been a dude,
I've never gone this long.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It's uh, it's weird not going. I used to go
three four times a year, and now it's like maybe
one time a year. It's like depressing. It's put you
in a bad place in life and you yearn for it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And the phone stuff, it's fun. Phone stuff's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
You know you're like you're on your computers late at night,
two am.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
If you're doing phone stuff, dude, you might as well
graduate to the computer because you can actually see each other.
Like phone stuff that is so nineteen ninety Hey.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Phone stuff, computer stuff's fun. But in real life, I
r out, dude, there's nothing better than walking into a
sports book, into a casino.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I thought you were talking about like no sex talk.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, but that feeling that buzz, dude, is just taking
your your suitcase and when you rolling on not on
a Sunday Sunday is when you're like leaning on your
suitcase Friday, dude, to pop in your step when you're
walking through that casino with a drink in your luggage.
Except for on my bachelor party when I that's when
I broke it to you that I wasn't staying there.
I was staying at the Paris with Michael. That was
actually a terrifying Friday because I didn't know how to
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break it to you. You and I broke it to you.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, no, no, you didn't break it to me in
the line you literally, I said, but I had that.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I knew the whole time I had to talk to you,
but I'd waited till the last.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I have a question. Did you have a knot in
your stomach all day?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
No? But I knew I had to break it to
you before we started doing room keys.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No, no, no, but you did, but you didn't.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, this guy that's standing here right here in all
white because it's his bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, his name's not on the folio.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Here's the thing you didn't say that, I said. I
went up to the counter and I'm like, oh, there
should be six rooms. She goes, oh, can I get
an idea from everybody? Everybody hands me my your their idea,
including you, right, And I put the six IDs on
the counter and she goes, I'm only finding five rooms.
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There's one person that doesn't have a room.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh that's weird. Way, who does it happen?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And I said, oh, which one are you not finding
their room? And then she holds it up and she goes, oh,
Raymond Slater, And that is when I turned around and
I looked over my right shoulder and you said, oh, yeah, man,
I'm actually staying over at Paris. Like, like, why the
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f did we book at MGM? If the bachelor is
staying at the Paris no sense?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I had every intention of going with y'all. I think
then money ended up being a problem. Michael told me
I could sleep on the couch for free at Paris.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Have you talked to Michael in the last two years?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I need to find him.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I don't remember how we talked. Was it on Instagram
or Twitter? But I really do need to check in
on him because he was into poker two. He's from Austin, right,
I believe, so in Vicinity, I would say, I'll check.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
On him this weekend. We'll be right back. So Austin, dude.
Let me tell you, I am so hyped for Austin
because I talked to the bosses and they're like, hey,
Friday afternoon, you're free. You have nothing going Friday afternoon?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean, like, what did you think you're gonna do? All?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Right?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Is there any staging I can set up? Do the
microphones need checked. I heeart, I heeart. Austin checked Mike,
you're not doing the technical stuff. What would you do?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Thank you Raymond, No, thank you coacher for telling me that.
So I hit up Garrett. I hit up Greg, I
hit up Jacob.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Garrett's working the third aisle, and.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I said, hey, Garrett, I know there's a sp spill
on Aisle twelve, but you need to put the mop down.
We need to play some golf.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Hey, we know hgb's got some great deals going on.
Miss that place.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I do miss it too, I said, listen, boys, you
guys need to take that Friday off. Friday afternoon, I
am free. We can go play golf. And well, that's
the thing. Are we just going to go to a
regular muni? Ray Blueberry blue bonnet? Blue bonnet no longer exists, Ray,
Really the bonnets blue away. They build homes on that place.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
So our money wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Not good enough, the local muny said, I can make
more money selling houses.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I didn't love that place. It was a lot of uphill, a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Lot of uphill, a lot of downhill, got a lot
of roll. It was a good course. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It wasn't very hard, but maybe you guys should play
at Texas State.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
They got a course on the campus.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I've played there before so bad. It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's a nighthole.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't remember if nine. Maybe I ran across country
meet there. I don't know it's nine, but I've seen
it anyway. So I was like, how can we get
on a nice course? Because we tried Gray Rock booked solid.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I got to be really I wasn't rich there. I'd
never played one nice course there.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well, Gray Rock is just the circle see one. They
just give it a fancy name. It's a public course.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Ray he ever played Blue Rock.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So I call up the one and only person that
has connections at every single golf course in central Texas.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Did you explain to them that it's Austin week?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Do you know who the person is? I call Bucky
Bucky god Bolt, and let me tell you about Bucky Godbolt.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
After Bucky Godbolt.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Knows everybody at every golf course can get you a
tea time when you need a tea time, because Buckie
Godbolt is a man of the people. And I call
up Bucking and I said, hey, man, I'm coming to town.
I need a tea time for Friday afternoon for me
and my three boys. And we don't want to play
just the run of the mill crap course. And he goes,
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let me see what I can do. Calls me back.
Twenty minutes later, he goes, how does lake Cliff sound?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
What is your agent?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I said, let me look up Lake Cliff. It's like
forty five minutes outside of Austin. And he said it's
a private course. He goes, it's absolutely beautiful. I said, Bucky,
I'll take it. So he got me a tea time
for Lake Cliff private course. Because here's the thing about Bucky.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
When he used to be a Texas coach.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, he used to play for Boston College.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, maybe give a backstory, dude, great, let me tell
you a guy. His name's Fucky.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Anyway, Yes, he was the Runnings back. He was the
coach when Ricky Williams was there.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
He when I was there as a as an intern.
He got me orange shorts, he got me orange shoes,
he got me all Texas merchandise that only the players wore.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
That Buckie has connections everywhere. And when he says he's
gonna come through for you, guess what Bucky does.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
One time he didn't come through for me. Oh sorry,
he held me nine hundred dollars and he paid me.
After like two years he comes through. And so I
got this freaking lake Cliff tea time. Garrett tells me.
Got the day off, Greg goes.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I'm good to go. Told the boss can't come in
on Friday. Jacob's Jacobs said, don't worry about me. I'm
put in that request. I'm already off. I'm unemployed. No,
so we're going to Lake Cliff?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Okay, Well, I mean, is this a good story? Batstory?
I don't know how to say my energy. I'm trying
to be a co host. Hey, Ray, I'm leading you
off a lake cliff. You have no idea what's coming down?
Not too far? Ray, do you know if the story's
gonna be good?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Bad?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Lake Cliff? Outside inside, Free guys are off.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I get a call Wednesday that was two thirty eight pm.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
We were recording to podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Nope, not two thirty eight we weren't.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Oh that's when you had the schlitz. Yeap.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I had just gotten it, and I had offered you
this butt plugged that you're still here. You did, but no,
my butt is feeling so much better. My last bout
of the RIA was Wednesday night about ten thirty pm.
But at two thirty eight pm I get a call
from one of the bosses like, hey, just calling to
go over your itinerary, you know, for Austin week. And
(38:05):
I'm like, oh, don't worry, I got my itinerary Austin
Austin week. I said, we're playing Lake Cliff.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Oh you've told me right.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Away, and she was like, yeah, you got this on
Friday night, this on Friday night. This is where I
need you on Saturday afternoon at noon, then Saturday at
three forty five you need to be here. Saturday at
eight o'clock you need to be here. And I'm like,
all right, good, sounds good. She goes, oh wait, one
more thing. Yeah, I just got this email that I'm
gonna need you to be at the venue from one
(38:34):
to two thirty on Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
That's actually a problem. I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Then I said, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
You talked to my agent, give him Arnold, I said.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I said, do you want to talk to Bucky because
Buckie got me a tea time at Lake Cliff, so
I don't know what you're talking about I need to
be somewhere from one to two thirty. You told me
earlier this week, my Friday afternoon was free. I had Greg, Jacob,
and Garrett all take off work because you said my
Friday afternoon was free. She's like, yeah, well, Amy from
(39:10):
Four Things with Amy Brown is shooting a video and uh,
it was supposed to just be her, but we've decided
we want.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
You in it too. I mean, you can't play nothing
around here.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And I said, I say that all up, so I
don't know if I'm able to make it. And she said, well,
if you don't make it, I'm not sure you're gonna
be able to come to Austin for Austin Week.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What kind of negotiation are we in?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Now? She's going to cancel your flight. I'll cancel you so.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I will not be playing all Lake Cliff.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Oh my gosh. Depressing that.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Really, I'm not playing Lake.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Oh my gosh. You had all your boys take off
from four different industries in the Greater Austin area. Bucky
pulls some strings in the Greater Austin area to get
you one of the most exclusive private courses, and you're.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Not going.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
For Austin Week.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Just the video is it four four things? What are
you a house plant?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Now we're gonna give a tour of backstage with Capital One.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Okay, sponsor then, I mean it makes sense now.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
No, I understand, but I mean, they tell me that
I have Friday afternoon off, So I get the boys.
I rally the troops.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Man, let them play it without you, man and your honor.
They can carry your bag.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh maybe they could do that. We're gonna fight, but
so I think Saturday morning, seven thirty am, we're gonna
play somewhere.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Okay. Quick story about Bucky Love the guy. He was
amazing in Austin. Honestly welcome, welcomes anybody in. I think
he doesn't drink. I think he's moved on past.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, he's moved on past that. Yeah, he's to drink.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
He told me, and my friend Carlos was one of them.
It was Carlos, his chick, me and my chicks.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
I mean, dude, we had a whole group.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
It was great. And Bucky I don't think he really
throws parties because he tries not to be around alcohol.
But he says, hey, I want you guys to come
over to my place and then we go to this
concert after he sai, dude, it would be my honor. Man,
you guys are cool as hell. I actually I think
I want to do this. I don't ever have people
over did we go over there? We got Tito's bottles.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
My one buddy. He didn't drink either. So he's like,
all right, dude, I'll bring you guys in my truck.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
So we piled him.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
All right, So we're in like the back flatbret bed
of the truck. Okay, And so we're there, we're drinking.
We go to the concert. That was all great. Bucky
was great, it was amazing. He hosted us. He grabbed
some charcouterie board, some beers. Oh you rich Oh there
was a twenty four pack. I mean all that.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
So we're about to leave. The DD's driving.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
He goes, dude, it's just not gonna look good if
there's a bunch of beer boxes in the back of
my truck. And I'm like, yeah, that's actually a great point.
But you aren't drinking, so it's not like we get
a duy. He's like, it just doesn't look good. Like,
I'm pretty sure somebody can get in trouble because there's
a bunch of beer box in the back of my truck.
Keep in mind, Bucky doesn't drink anymore, doesn't like to
host people, doesn't like to be around alcohol. So I'm like, dude,
(42:08):
I know Bucky from the radio station. He doesn't care.
Just throw him in his front yard, let's roll out
and we're good to go.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Dude, tell you something in the morning, and there's two
twenty four rack boxes in his front yard and he's.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Like, you little fucker. He's like, I've told you I
don't drink. I don't host parties for these reasons. And
I wake up. He goes, I'm never hosting anybody at
my house for a party ever again, you little fucker.
I'm like, damn it, dude, I actually didn't think it
would look like that. Would just box his strong throat.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
And then to all his neighbors, they're probably like, did
you fall off the whack? Dude. We didn't even put
him in the trash. We just watched. They weren't the truck.
The truck was clean, good man, good thing, Thank the Lord.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh my god, you're like those kids in Florida. Dude,
you saw that one they're leaving up party and they
just take trash cans full of beer cans and dump
them in the ocean. Like, what the is wrong with
you people?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Are we not trying to have this earth survive another
little bit?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Wait, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Who captured the video?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I don't know someone on another boat?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Like my question is was that a cop drone that
follows those boats out because the boats are known for
doing stuff at those parties.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh, I don't know, banging people, throwing trash, people drinking.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I mean that was not just a little shit. It
wasn't like one can. I mean they took two trash
cans and they're dumbing the ocean like a bunch of
dumb asses.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
They're all gonna get busting perfectly clear.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh my god. Someone even posts online this boat is
registered to these two people. Their son is this guy,
And I'm like, oh my god, how did they these
people more detectives?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Hey, save the manatees. And also that one dude who's
like in the air, he was like air pumping, buddy.
They got a full front of you, dude, you ain't
going nowhere.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Hey, I think we're gonna be able to know who
it is. Man your face and your blaying is right
up in the air.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Man. We let's measure yeah to him. Man, Daily Dell
posted it. Dude, they had like twelve chicks and Bikinish
Daily Mail. You know how to make us click on
an article.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, they're good trash boats and on the bikinis.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
All right, man, I got a head to Austin Man
Austin week. Austin week, I will be going to dinner
with h Garrett, Garrett, Forrest, and Ryan and got to
hit up cousin Andrewsy if he wants to tag along.
I don't know if he wants to come or not.
Ryan made the reservation for four, but I'm sure you
can bump.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
It to five. Right for golf or what?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
No for dinner? Oh yeah, we're gonna go to dinner. Man,
try to sneaking a dinner.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Good spot or what?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh yeah, Ryan picked it. Ryan knows everything. He's on
the end.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He knows domain's been popping as of late.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, we're not gonna go far up north. That's the
way up norms man. Yeah, Ryan, I just said, hey,
and pick out a dinner place, dude. We gotta get it,
and so I trust him he turned me into liking food.
So let's go and a clips A playoff piece showed up.
James Harden showed up. Oh Mavericks dude. They balled out, Hey.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
You're your dude. He just texted me. He said, your
reservations are good Friday night? Oh good for eighteen And
I was like, for eighteen and he said, yeah for
the eighteen holes that we weren't able to golf.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
All right, Yeah, look for me in Austoin. Man, you
guys have a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Oh dude, I actually got recognized the other day for
the potty totally goode.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I forgot to post a picture. I forgot to show
you the picture of the people that saw me on
the run. Where did you get recommended?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Why are you stealing my thunder?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Go dude. I'm getting a random subway sandwich at a
random place in a random county, in a random location
in Tennessee. And the guy goes, hey, man, I worked
for air Heating and cool Electricity. Man, you want the
Sore Losers podcast? You Raymundo? And I go fuck yeah man,
and he goes, hell, yeah, dude, gave him DAPs. I
(46:02):
was waiting for it. If you wanted to pick. I
was more than happy he didn't. He goes, I knew
that was you, man. I see the pictures and stuff.
He's like that, I bet that's Ramondo. I was like,
hell yeah, man, I was just getting a sub heading home.
He's like, all right, country life. He got to see
he got to see the ranch, the farm moved up north.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's funny. Hey, there's the people Steven. His name was Steven. Yeah, Hey,
shout out Steven. Those are the people that I was running.
And they had the Sore Losers had on.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You got, dude, you gotta put that up.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm gonna put on the Facebook page Sore Losers Podcast
on Facebook at us.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
And if you tried to join in the day, back
in the day and it rejected you, we had some
weird setting that it was rejecting people automatically instead of
accepting people automatically. So go back, well and we'll walk
him into the Facebook group. I don't know what was
going on.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That's good for business.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, all right, well I gotta go. Eh, I know
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just do a video bragging,
so I don't need you for it. Okay, good I'm
gonna video all my memorabilia. That's good. Hey, let me
tell you Kyrie when he's locked in.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
That dude, we saw your tweet. He can cook. He
saw your dude.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
He is so damn good.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
I'm just pissed it myself out.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
And Luca Luca's night. Luca looks like he knows how
to play a little bit of defense now. And that
Jones dude, he plays some d PJ. Washington brings some toughness.
What a great trade.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Hey, I've just pissed it myself. How lazy I was.
I couldn't google that Kawhi wasn't playing Wellout Kawhi, I
could have told you they're gonna get killed. I believe
the line was minus one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well, I hate to tell you the Clippers won the
last game without Kawhi.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
I know, but you knew it was a Dallas game.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
You knew what because they they weren't gonna be that
hot again. They hit so many threes that gamey.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Just like tonight. Dude. I hate to say it, but
I mean, Bread's are the favorite. Come on, come on,
we all know, dude, we all know
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