May 10, 2024 • 47 mins
Ray has been having an internal discussion with himself trying to figure out why people listen to the podcast. Do you listen to laugh, to hear stories, or because life is boring so you use us to kill some time? Lunchbox reveals what happened to him at the urinal one drunken night at the bar and how he is still coming to terms with exactly happened. We say goodbye to FGL House and ponder what that means for Coaches Convention 4. Happy Friday!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Yeah, you're alive. Alright, let's go, man, that's
feel good to stretch. Arnold, don't be on the mic
next time you stretch. Stop it. Talk like a man
(00:26):
when you're in the mic.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All right, let's do it. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, give me our first topic so I can just
kind of start thinking of some ideas for it, because
I'm telling you in my mind, dude, I've been kind
of messing with myself the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What do you mean? Well, why don't you even start
the show and then tell me what you mean? Because
this will be our first segment. I want to get
a look inside Bray's head.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Right, No, it's just for purposes that are interesting to people,
but also just for my own personal interests to talk
to you about it. Okay, the structure of the show,
if you will, got it of your personality on the show?
Oh not yours? Ours collectively?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Got it? Ray?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is deep.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have no idea what you're saying. Just tell me
when you get.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
To this point, Arnie, what are you doing? Your little carneye,
you little son of up. Sorry, guys, the Big Show
had a dialogue box open. I thought I was about
to close out of the entire Bobby Bone Show Network.
That wouldn't have been good.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Arnold, how have you been, man?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What are you doing this weekend? Drinking? Hate us heavy?
Pardon you know Broadway? Well, no throwing chairs. We learned
that from Walling, and I don't think there's any concerts.
It's pretty chill weekend. Sinco was last one, so jed.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I mean you got no, no, that's next weekend. I'm drunk. Yeah,
it's it's pretty wide open, right, no pretty hey prett No,
no Preds, no.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Breads, Titans. Watch the new stadium get built.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can do that. Go check out the dirt.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All right, well, Arnold, get up here, man, let's do
it live. Unless you got anything to say. Yeah, freaking
Friday bitches, don't say that. Trying to keep it cleaner
for the kids. A lot of parents riding in their
cars listen to this. All right, we're doing it live, arn'
he get up here with me. Woo oh the two
three so losers?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What up everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife, white picket fence in the
farm ranch land country. It's very quiet on the weekends
and quiet during the week That's why I come to
the city. I'm a city mouse at work and then
I go home and I'm a country mouse. Uh. Coach
over our first topic.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, no, you said you wanted to talk about something,
so you're gonna lead the discussion because I don't know
what that is you are referring to.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, So I was listening to this podcast. I'm not
gonna name any names. I don't want to call anybody out,
and so one nars and so when I was here
at this guy, his name is Uh. I can't even
give the names of the guys because of calling people out.
The podcast was boring as hell. But let me say this,
I enjoy that person so much. I was just hearing
about his life. He was saying that he goes to
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soccer practice with his kids. He brings He said he
brought a charcouterie board and none of the parents liked it.
And then he said, yeah, and then one time I
brought wine. They didn't like that, and so it wasn't
super funny where I was going, oh, a lot funny,
that's an even funny story. But I was just enjoying
hearing about his life.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
There was never any big moments where I was like, oh,
that's funny. Man. I don't think I laughed once. But
the person I was just strolling through their life. I
was like, they're just factually telling you stuff you would
never know if you didn't hear them on a podcast
A day in the life. So that led me to
ask myself the question that I am now asking you,
(04:00):
the question, do people listen to us because they're just
genuinely interested in our lives or are they looking for
Oh yeah, So anyways, I went to the bar. I
walked into the bar and I said, give me an drink.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I believe people listen to us because A we have
funny stories. Even if we have a normal story, a
normal going to the grocery store and you have a
grocery stories, we have a way of telling it that
is interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't think they expect to laugh out loud every
single time they hear the pod. I think they want
to hear oh this happened to me today. You can
relate it to sports. It doesn't have to be sports.
It can be a mixture of both.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't know, crosspalling it. That's a good answer, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Because I should have asked. When I was at the
iHeart Festival, I saw Danny, Mario, Robaduche and Emily at
All were there drinking pictures? Oh yeah, we took pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'll put them on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Possibly they took pictures. I didn't have a camera.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh, guys tag us in though, so then we can
throw them on the intertra show.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, why didn't you guys post them on the Facebook page? Like?
What the hell? Like, Hey, we were in Austin partying
with lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Dude. My new rule is I always tell people, hey,
I'll take a picture with you. They come up occasionally
on Broadway, but please post it so that I can
retweet it. It looks like I'm more popular than I
actually am. Dude, I can't get a person to tag
a photo. To save my life, I'll go on broad
with Beazer, take five pictures with people. Not one person
tags me. Guys, how am I supposed to brag that
I'm a celebrity? Not necessarily a celebrity. But hey, guys,
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people know me as a producer on the show, they don't.
Nobody tags me. So it's just my own understanding of
being a producer on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I do have that picture of the people that I
saw when I was running a couple weeks ago. I
will post that today. I will do that. I'll put
it on the Facebook page. But I agree with you,
I don't understand, like I don't know how to see
it on Instagram when they tag you, Just.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
In the upper right, it'll say you've been tagged in
a photo. Oh yeah, it'll show up. You just hit
the heart and it in the very very top. If
you look within twenty four hours, it'll show if they've
already posted it in twenty four hours, expires, it goes away.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I thought that was only if they commented on, like
they sent you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
A DL it showed. Now, well, DMS is one over
to the right. But the heart will show you comments
which can just scroll through. But if they actually tag you,
it's its own little tab. Oh there is a heart, right,
so you click that and at the very very top
it'll show tagged and you'll, uh, there's one it says
mentions that very top one right there mentions it probably
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doesn't right here that probably Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Are you keeping it up or asking them for another
just bought a new car? DMB hands me this play
at sixty sixty six?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, So those are people that have tagged you
and it okay because our story from the Big Show
was six sixty six number. Wow. Yeah, so people understand
that you guys just always get too drunk and don't
tag these photos or one of us looked bad in it,
and you're doing us a favor not tagging it and
posting it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Coach, thank you for answering my question. I always bother
me forever.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because I what what did you think? Why do you
think people listen? I'd like people to email us. We
are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Why do
you listen?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What is it right? Their answer will provide us what
we the necessary response.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's one hundred percent not for our sports takes, because
we are way wrong and we are right idiots, and
we barely You barely watch the games.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Which sucks, but for the most part the ones that
I do watch, I'm spot on. I predict, I predict,
we predicted the aces. I said Lsu was gonna win
it in baseball. I told you back in the day,
Kansas was good unless she was gonna win in baseball.
They won it last summer. That was one of my
I did futures. Yeah, they had that Dude's dayon Olivia.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Donn sall schemes. They won the national title.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
They rushed, they were winning games twenty to two.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't even remember. Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They were in a lot of my futures. I knew
no recollection boxing matches. I'm usually pretty right when I
tell you guys this, are you leaning anyway? Have you
done any looking into the Tyson Paul thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't decide on what if it's gonna be like
it says it's gonna be a professionally sanctioned about But
Mike Tyson is fifty six or fifty seven years old,
so I don't understand exactly how this is gonna work
because I watched Mike Tyson as a kid, and he
would murder people in the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right, you don't lose that punch It punch, But.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
At fifty seven years old. That's why fifty seven year
olds don't box anymore because they can't move like they
could when they were twenty right, But.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He doesn't need to sting like a butterflies, ting like
a bee. Different guy, dude, Paul. These guys don't move
a lot. I mean, that's what Floyd was known for,
moving and swooping it, dude, these guys now just stand up.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But Tyson looks fat. Did you see him back in
the day. He looks he is to be shredded.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And the stats aren't great because he's shorter than Jacob's
huge right in his reach is and he's nine inches
reach wise missing. So it's one of those where they
people have said, I've read a lot of stuff online
they think it's gonna be scripted.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Why I agree with them because I'm just like, I
don't understand how this is gonna work. If Mike Tyson
doesn't kill him, I feel like it's scripted. But then
also I look and Jake Paul is so much bigger
than him that I understand how that nine inch reach
could work. But it's Mike freaking Tyson. They made a
video game because he was such a lethal boxer.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Do you want to know what the betting line is?
Tell me? Even so you could make significant money because
you're getting your even money if you lean one way,
if you know some inside info, like Mike Tys's gonna
kill his dude. Guys, that's an easy five grand. You
put five grand on it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I can't figure it out. I can't figure it because
I feel like he could be in to take a dive. Well,
I don't think there'll be a knockout.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
If there's a dive, would be that it goes to
distance and the judges give it to Jake Paul.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, if it goes to distance, there's no way Mike
Tyson's gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Win because he can be so tired. Because boxing has
twelve rounds.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think just because the money maker that Paul is,
Jake Paul is, they want him to win to continue
this little story because then the next fight makes a
lot more money and it's a media machine, it's an
income machine. If he loses, all the shine is off
Jake Paul, no one cares about him boxing anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's see that's a take right there. And also if
it's if it is scripted like that, guys, the reason
you don't want to be part of something that's scripted
is if you don't know which way it's scripted. If
you have access to the script, tell us, because that's
how we bet it and win it. But if it's
scripted for it to end tide, you know what I'm saying.
If it's choreographed, it's already figured out beforehand. I feel
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like if it's not Tyson wins it. But the reason
they would choreograph it is just like you said, they
don't want Paul to lose, or because it would be agreement,
a gentleman's agreement. Hey let's go the distance, like you're
gonna get a lot of money. I'm never gonna hit
you under the chin or something something like that. Never,
I'll never knock you out, but I'm gonna do some
intense punch. Is so scripting something is just a lot easier.
(11:13):
Why do you think they do it in movies? Because
nobody's good spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Nobody can Why do you think they do it in WWE?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
There you go? Because it would be impossible to do
that type of stuff and people would get very hurt.
You don't know where punches are landing. So scripting stuff
is beautiful. That's why we do it in every day lives.
I mean, you script your wedding. You don't just show
up there spontaneously, So there is a lot of benefit
to scripting something. Arnold has our scripts, and our segments
that are the best are the ones that are scripted.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a professionally sanctioned bout, so it shouldn't be scripted.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So then it should be Tyson the winner.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But he's fifty something year He's fifty seven years old, dude.
Do you know how hard it is for fifty seven
year olds to be in shape?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know, But also I'm a wrestler, and I dude,
I haven't wrestled since sophomore. Wrestled in senior in high school,
so eighteen, I'm thirty eight, twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Try wrestling an eighteen year old right now. But I'm
telling you I wasn't you get smoked. I was a
division I was like runner up in the division. But
I would get smoked, yes, because I don't know a
ton of moves. I had like one or two patent
in moves, and I would always mind. You'd like to
reach around Brett correct, that's funny. That's a puncher, dude.
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My thing with wrestling was.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was I would lose weight, so I usually would
weigh one forty, Dude, I would lose to one twenty
five and wrestle these kids and just kill them because
weight meant everything. But I'm telling you, at my weight,
if I went and wrestled right now, dude, I haven't
wrestled in twenty years, and I would still have all
the same skills and everything. It'd come right back to
me instantly.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just can't figure it out, man. So he'll be
fifty eight years old. When is this fight this summer?
Because he his birthday is June thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
June twentieth, that's the fight I believe.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So he's fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I've just started looking into it for futures purposes because
I'm starting to set up my college football and my NFL.
I believe the Houston Texans are gonna win the AFC
South very easily, and it's plus ten a little over
half your even money, So I love that one. But
I've started to look into Jase.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Paul's twenty seven. He is thirty years younger than this dude.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If we could just confidently say, yeah, Tyson's gonna win.
This dude that does a beautiful foundation. We already got
the Houston Texans winning the fall. We got Tyson winning
this summer. If we can pick a college football team
to suck and there we go. I mean, Heisman, I'm
leaning right now, Dylan Gabriel Oregon.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, I don't care about that. I just care about
the interest level in this fight. I'm gonna and here's
the problem. I'm gonna fall for it, and I'm gonna
buy this damn fight, and it's gonna be terrible. Just
like when Conor McGregor fought Floyd Mayweather. It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was, wasn't it. It was so boring.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Connor had a couple of good rounds and he just
ran out of gas, and Floyd Mayweather just sat there
and just did did did.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But the ones that are good. I mean, guys, you
can go ahead and look it back. Floyd Mayweather and
Oscar de la Hoya. I watched the entire lead up
on HBO in the summer of two thousand and seven.
That fight was monumental. It was so awesome to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
July twentieth is the fight. You're right, Mike, Tyson will
be fifty eight years old. I just don't, man, I
don't know how this is gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I want it to be so good.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I like, I want Jake Paul like he isn't.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What is perfect is if Tyson knocks out Jake Paul,
the whole world will rejoice because the villain has gone down.
But it's gonna be not good if it's scripted and
they just go twelve rounds and Jake Paul wins.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
By points Mike Tyson looks so damn old. He looks
so old.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I've seen some of these clips. So him punching, I
mean he's still got it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, he's got it for about thirty second. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Dude, you on the mic. If you took some time off,
if you went to do a bit man you do
it a street bit, you could, you'd still have it.
You just got to dust off the mic.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh in the rounds are only two minutes. That's huge.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Then give me Tyson all day long.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The gloves were going to be sixteen ounces, but Mike
Tyson got them dropped to fourteen ounces.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Why would he want lighter gloves because it's heavier to
carry Because you're fifty eight years old, right, but arms
get tired. Yeah, iron mic, dude, see I say. Tyson
wins it. Oh man, you can take the cat out
of the the you can take the kid out of
the ghetto, or you can take the kid off the streets.
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But we can't take the streets off the kid. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They say that Mike Tyson would prefer to use twelve
or ten ounce gloves because then then Paul would feel
his punches more. The fourteen ounce gloves benefit Jake Paul
because he won't feel the blows as much.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And Jake Paul, guys, is no pushover. He's been doing
these fights now, he's been fighting for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, it's a putt. He is fighting nobody, but he
still fights, dudes, it doesn't matter. He fights nobody fights
like UFC guys. Right, Yeah, they aren't fight aren't punchers
that are kickboxers or jiu jitsu. But the ones I
get it or they're washed up or they are in
on it and they're like, hey, you're gonna give me
fifty million, go ahead, knock me out. I won't even
swing at you.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And Nate Peterson Nate Robinson that he has that looked
like a fall. No when he hit out Nate Robinson. Oh,
Nate Robinson and dude, I maybe confusing Jake Paul and
Logan Paul. They're the same, the same person. To me,
it's they're super rich and they look the same and
their brothers and they make a lot of money. And
Nate Robinson, I think he needs a kidney really yeah,
I think if I read that right, I remember there
was a story that he needs a kidney. Man, we
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gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You want to take a break?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? That boxing talk was intents.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That was so stupid, And that's not why people listen
to the show. People listen to the show to find
out what happened to me at Rest in Peace FGL House.
And I'll tell you right.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
After this, this might be the most anticipated segment in
sored Losers podcast history, even pre Eddie posted Eddie bc
AC Yeah, before Eddie, after Eddie AE, this is what
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we need.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, So coaches mention three FGL House Rest in Peace
was amazing to us. They hosted us. We started out
that Friday night with a bar crawl and we went
bar to bar to bar to bar to bar to
bar to bar. Drinks, drink, drink, drink, drinks, drink.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh, how many drinks you have that night?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't I don't I'm not like you. I don't
have a little notebook where I keep it tally. I
went to bed remembering it, so I know I was
under about seven. I don't know because you went to
Cariayoga with me and you snuck out the back door
and it was really late at night. But anyway, we
got on the party bus and we it was a
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tractor tractor and I was like, man, this is awesome.
We get off the bus, get off the party tractor
and we're like, where are we gonna go? Let's go
back to FGL house. And we go to FGL house
and we're there partying, and I'm like, man, I got
to take a piss now. If you have kids in
the car, this is where you might want to turn
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it down for the next few minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You have kids in the car, let them run out
in the park, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I had dreams last night that my two year old
kept running out in the street and wouldn't listen to me,
and I was having to snatch them right before cars
hit them. This a bad night of dreams.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Man, That's what thunder old lightning' do you. It is rough.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
But anyway, so if you have kids, and you might
want to turn the car, turn it down. So there
was another dude from Coaches convention and he was like, dude,
I gotta go to the bathroom too. So we go
in there and I stopped at the third urinal and
he went down to urinal number six and this dude
walks up to urinal number two. Hey buddy, and he
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starts to pee and he looks over at me. He goes,
you want to see my dick?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Coach, I can have the bleep button ready? Yeah? I
hit that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
He said you want to see my And I was like,
uh what, I said, no man? And I he goes, no, no, no, man,
That's what I usually say to the chicks. That's what
I say to the chicks. Do you want to see
my And I'm like no, no. And I looked down
at the other dude that was at the coaches convention.
I was like, you heard that, right, you heard that?
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And he's like yeah, I heard that. And I'm like
what the was that? Yeah? And the dude's like no, man,
I mean like, if you wanted to see it, you
can just like look And I'm like, no, man, I'm married,
so am I man? I'm a married man. I don't say.
That's whether I'd say to the chicks, and I'm like, man,
I got to get the hell out of here, and
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you're not a chick. But I've never had someone at
the gurinal just sit there and look at me and go, hey,
you want to see my.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Ever in my life. Now this is one I was like,
am I hammer?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Did I hear that?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And that's why I look down to urinal number six
confirmation to see if the fellow Coaches Convention guy heard
what I heard in my drunken state. And the guy
that said, hey, you want to see my was not
part of the Coaches Convention. Taylor Carroway, No, no, he
was not part of it. Not Miguel No, no, he
was not part of it, like he was not in
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our group.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
The two brothers, No, No, the couple from Florida.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Nope, a couple from Florida. You mean Chilicothe Ohio, the Thropple, Oh,
I know you're talking about from Florida, the horse trainer
in his chick that's the Chilicothe.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You're talking about the old guy with the young hot
shit that won uh Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's what it was. Yeah. Anyway, no, and I was like, man,
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So I go to the sink to put some water
on my hands, and that's when that dude comes up,
and I'm like, oh, man, I don't want to talk
about this. I don't want to see this dude anymore.
I need to get out. So same dude from the urinal,
same dude from same dude from urinal number two, because
I might urinal three. And I'm like, and he comes up,
He's like, man, I mean we could call each other daddy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I said, Bro, he's he kidding right now? Or we
got as serious? You're getting hit on?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
No, No, I'm serious getting hit on?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
WHOA I would have left this story in the bathroom,
and well I couldn't, man, right, I had to tell somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I had to tell somebody because I mean and the
coach I mentioned other dudes here in this the whole time.
And I'm like, if I don't tell somebody, he's the
gonna think I'm trying to hide it, Like I gotta
let everybody know, Like, yo, this is what went down
in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I got to clear my name.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I got to clear my name. I don't I don't
know what else to do? And I'm like, what call
me call each other?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
He's like, you know, like and I'm like no, no,
and he's like no, no, no, Like like, don't you
like it when your girl calls you daddy?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is he bigger than you? Or short? King?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Now he's about the same height, so medium, yeah, medium height.
And I'm just like, I don't know what you're talking about.
He goes, no, Man, You're like you ever never had
a girl call you daddy?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'm like, I don't know what you're saying to but
I don't want to see your and I don't want
you to call me daddy, and I don't want to
call you daddy.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm my kid's daddy.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
And I said I'm out and I walked out the
bathroom door and up the stairs and he followed me
out the bathroom door and up the stairs, and he
stood next to us at the bar for a second
and I was just like, I don't know. And that's
when we bail. We went to the third floor.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Well, thank god. At what point were you gonna tell
management or you felt like you could handle it?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What do you mean management? What am I gonna tell management? Hey? Management?
I'm in the bathroom and this dude asked me if
if I want to see his that's sexual verbal you
forgot to beleeve, that's verbal sex abuse. And so that's
what happened in the first night at Coaches Convention.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Three dude that could have thrown the convention the entire
weekend off.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But my question is, is is that really how he rolls? Like?
Is he does he do that a lot?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
He was saying, look at it? Why? I don't know, Well, Ray,
I did look at it. It was big.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
That's why it was so like if I said, yeah,
I want to see your do you want to see mine?
Is that when he wants me to go in a
bathroom stall?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know. Yeah, I mean he could have been
by if his chick's not in the bathroom with him,
that's his chance when he hits on guys.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's what I'm wondering, Like, does he go to a
lot of urinals and say.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That, Well, if you think about it, did you can
get away with it? In the bathroom. That's when guys
are all chilling there. Their pants are down, literally.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Literally pants are down. You get caught with your pants down,
that's when it happens.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Right, So that is that's his opportunity when he when
he hits on the dudes.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Man, it was just like what in the world. So yeah,
that is the story. Like if you listen to the
live pod and he thought, man, it was a short
pod and it jumped in it sounded weird. Now we
had to edit that story out. But now that FGL
House is rest in peace gone, we can tell that story.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I feel like, Well, then I also told a story
about when I got kicked out of FGL House and
they kept telling me to shut up or did I
tell it? And then it got deleted.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, we had to.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You guys were giving me the cutthroat sign.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, we had to give cutthroat because they didn't want
to talk about you getting kicked out of that bar.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
At their bar, I was downstairs, which is a floor
they never used at the time and now that they
don't use the whole bar. But there was a piano
down there, and I believe there was no player, but
it was just music, and I believe it was dance
type music. It was upbeat dance and there was a
kind of an arena, if you will. So the music's
playing and the people would get down into this four
(24:41):
bigger walls, so you can almost you feel like you're
part of a dance floor, but also surrounded where you
can kind of just do whatever you want and nobody's
gonna see you. Whereas upper floors, if you dance, you
got two hundred people that can watch you. Downstairs, you
were on your own and it was just me and
Bazer dude, and I would dance. I was kind of
dancing like a bal arena up point was that's how
you roll. Nobody could see me. So I was doing
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like a ballerina thing, and then I would go over
to Baser and I would kiss her hand and then
I would dance like a ballerina, you know, stuff like that.
And that's when the bouncer came up to me and
he told me to get the out of the bar
because I think I'd remove my shirt at one point
during the ballerina act. And so he literally didn't just
say get out of the bar. He walked me up
every stair with his hand around my arm, Baser just
walking behind me. Hey, he was just kidding. He's my boyfriend. Sorry,
(25:25):
he was a little drunk, and the dude then before
you were married, yes, dude taking me out to side Broadway,
Second Avenue and telling me thanks for coming to FGL house.
We'll see you another night.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And then you said, no, he won't because you're going
out of business.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
If I would have got him with that dude back
then five years ago, that would have been a dope
come back. Uh, No, you won't see me another night
because I bet you guys go out of business in
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But the only problem with that is it throws a
wrench and coaches to mention four.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, so that's why I didn't want the jokes to
go too heavy. I posted on Instagram. Me and Beaz
are having our final beer at FGL. I posted on
Sore Losers Instagram. Uh, just saying, man, the memories. It's
kind of sucks because I knew that also affects our
future of conventions if you had it in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
But my question is, also, is Laney Wilson big enough
to have a bar?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Here's your aim?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's that big already?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You're ready? Yeah? No, Amy from Big Show.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Big Show, No four things with Amy Brown?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right, she just got offered from Scuba. They said Scuba goes. Hey,
what you guys will know a little inside baseball, you
don't know. Scuba will come up after the show. Hey, Lunchbox,
do you want to go to a casino? They're offering this?
Would you like to do that?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Bones? They want to give you They want to fly
you in a Blues Angels helicopter plane. Would you like
to do that? Bones goes yes, Hey Amy, and so
Scuba goes, hey, Amy, would you want to go to
Laney Wilson? This is live right now? Amy goes, oh yeah,
that sounds fun fun. What's the venue?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What do you think the venue would be? Because you
got Wallin sells out Nissan, he's getting a bar, and
he's getting a bar, other country artists just rock and Bridgetone.
What do you think the venue is?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Can Laney sell out Nissan? What do you think event
Amy from Four Things Big Show got invited to for
Laney Wilson.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
The bar opening.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, it's a show, so it's a show. So what
do you think She's playing Bridgestone? Right, it's not Bridgetone
a send amphitheater. Oh so a person playing a send
amphitheater is going to rock a bar?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Do match up amphitheater how many Let's see how many
people does that hold? Oh, five six.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
And bridgetone is probably about twenty five. And then well
people on the floor as well, so thirty five, and
then Nissan can do seventy when you got all the
people on the field. So that's just surprising that the
same person that's doing a send shows is going to
open a bar and it's gonna success.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maybe we are under selling how popular Lady Wilson is,
like maybe she has a big crowd that love her.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I don't know, well, I would say that also Miranda Lambert,
I mean super popular. But do people just go there
for the food because it's called Casta Rosa?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What about Carrie Underwood? Why doesn't she have a bar?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Maybe there isn't that much money in a bar. But
I do tell you, dude, those people that are tagging
us on the Losers Bar saying we should take it over. Yeah,
gets me to thinking we open a bar. No no, no, no, Hey, Ray,
I got the night shift, Arnold, you got the early one. Okay, Ray,
I'll take the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Do you know how hard it would be to run
a bar? You have to be there every night. That
lifestyle has to be terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Which one of you breaststrong workers is going to work
to night shift tonight? I mean you got lazy? Are
you free tonight? We need you in the upstairs loaf.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Could you imagine sitting there in the back room like
running the books at two thirty in the morning and
then going to bed at five? I mean that seems terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Hey, can I talk to you, Samantha. I didn't love
how you were shaking it there the other night.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hey, Samantha, I saw you didn't measure that poor correctly.
You gave him a little extra. Was that guy flirting
with you? Uh, let's not have that here at this bar.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Uh, Sarah, is that the top we gave you? Is
that Sore Losers approved? It's a little bit too much coverage.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, you know how we have the brown painting sent
available on sore losers dot com. Uh can you tell
me why you're not wearing that?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Because only merch you have still has any space on it.
Oh yeah, that's my bad, that's our fault. We should
probably get new merch. Yeah, you're right, Samantha. We will
look into that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Hey, hey, Jane, how are you doing? Also? Quick question
about all of this stuff? We know we have theme nights.
Are you comfortable with lingerie night? It is night? That
would be Hey, that's a great bar, but dude, sore
losers bar.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So it would have like six chairs. We don't have
enough listeners.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
We end up just having guy bartenders. That's okay, That's
what I'm saying. The market so saturate. There's probably only
dudes that bartender.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I mean, there has to be. I mean, that's my question.
Is they opened all these new bars. Where do they
find the bartenders?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Where do you think they graduate college and they all
move up here? Is that where it is it just
at every SEC school? It is just a funnel to Nashville.
But I did learn some of those bartenders from back
in the day still work there because there is some
girl at Tutsi's when I took Baser there. We'll do
our random Saturday or you know, just go for a drink.
(30:37):
Tell them no, go ahead after the break, no, no
go ahead. And dude, she comes up to me. She
knew me, she knew you. I used to serve you
guys drinks. I love you guys so much, And I go,
I mean you haven't served me drinks? Just with like
no no, Baser, I wasn't me. Beaser is another guy
that looked like me. But that's what I'm saying. So
it was a girl from twenty thirteen when we first
moved into the town. She's still working at Tutsis and
(30:59):
she knew me. She gave us, took me all the
way to the top VIP. Dude, she's been crushing the scene. Dude.
I'm like, girl, I gotta give you props. I mean
usually it's like two year turnover.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I met a girl when we first moved here.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Bezer questioned that for the next whole cab ride home.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, that was a great conversation. She worked for Jack
Daniels and then she also was a bartender at Honkey
Talk Central mm hmm. And I would go there and
she'd give me free drinks. And she was engaged to
this dude, and so I'd party with him, like we're
what up, dude, Still don't have any idea his name,
no idea his name, never do And they got married.
(31:38):
They she stopped you know whatever, they got married. I
stopped going out. I got married, and then I ran
into him, like.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
You do know names or anything, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I ran into him like two years ago. He's like, bro,
what up? And I'm like, what up? Dude? What up?
He works as a chicken restaurant now all right? And
I'm like how is everything? He goes, ah, and I
mean his his chick was smoking hot, smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I would accept nothing like blonde.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I mean, I was like, how's that going. He goes, oh,
we got divorced.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Imagine that brestaurant work or divorce.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
No, not restaurant. It was uh Jack Daniels like girl
that goes to Jack Daniels events and then she was
a bartender and I was like, what happened? He goes, well,
it turns out she was banging one of the bouncers
from Honky Talk Central the whole time we were together. Wow.
I'm like, oh, all right, I said, how long are
you married?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
He goes about two years?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You got any pictures of her up there?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm like, damn man. He goes, yeah, but my life
is so much better now. And I'm like, oh, sorry
about and now I run into him every now and then.
I still don't know his name, but I just I
think about it every time. I'm like, man, how was
she doing the I don't know? I mean every night.
He wasn't going there. The bouncer would take her out
back or what.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, let's be real, the bar industry lends itself to
late nights, alleys that are wide open.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, cars all. Let me walk you to your car
and let me check you in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Hey, where have you been for three hours? Oh? We
were counting the tips? Yep, dude, because it's one of
those where you're either done at two or you're done
at five. The boyfriend doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, we had to clean. You can't go to the
bar every night with her man. But hey, I'm gonna
tell you a good bouncer story right after this.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That was a hell of a segment, dude. We broke
down the bar industry, the turnover rate. How bars fill
with talent and mail bartenders? Well, I mean Gar's just opened, dude.
They got talent, they got dude bouncers. I'm like, where
did these guys come from?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Where did they hire them from another bar?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, they're all just new to the scene. They graduated.
Just boom, moved to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Boom, I'm a bouncer. Boom, here we go.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's the one thing you would meet in capitalize on
we should have probably picked up a bar shift.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I would have liked to try bars in when I
was in my early twenties, and it would have been
fun for probably about a month. You didn't have been
annoying as hell, and I'd have been hammered.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You'd had the bar, you'd been good at it, You'd
have been damn good at it.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Because I feel like, oh, they always want to buy
the bartender a shot, and I feel like i'd yeah, yeah,
but what they allowed them to do a stow it
over their shoulder or pour it out before they do it.
But I would have loved to try bartending. It had
been so fun. Yeah, now, no, thank you, I'm too old.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I could still do it at Gars.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No, I'm too old. I don't think it'd be fun anymore.
I'd be so annoyed with all the drunk ass people.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
But you know what, I can hook up, which I'll
need to talk to the Garths team where you would
be a celebrity appearance and you would serve for just
one night. That could work and I can be the guy.
I'll be handing you drinks. I'm like your side show.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, and hear my bar back also you're the one
that cleans the glasses, dips them in the water.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And when somebody wants to shot gun a beer, that's
when I come in, because you didn't want to drink
while you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's right now. I'm gonna tell you a story. I
was talking to one of the dats the other day
and his daughter is in my five year old's class.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wasn't Jerry, was it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
No, Jerry. I haven't seen Jerry, but my kid. We
haven't seen Jerry's daughter in three years. And my son
has a postcard from when we went to Colorado last summer.
He found it yesterday in a book and he goes, data,
I'm going to mail this to her. I'm like, dude,
you I've told you she doesn't like you. I've told
you your dad doesn't have thirty two cents. That also,
(35:30):
so he was telling me that he went to school
at Knoxville. He was called UT the University of Tennessee. No,
I don't know what it's not called UT. UT is Texas.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I heard you went to a school called Augusta. No,
that's Alabama.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay, No, that's Tuscaloosa. Anyway, So he went to the
university of Tennessee, right, and he was a bouncer at
a bar dope, and he said they were having a
football program gathering there that one night, and Peyton Manning
walks up and he starts asking everybody for idea IDs.
(36:07):
And Peyton's like, oh, I didn't bring my IDA, and
he goes, no, ID can't get in. And he goes,
but ah, we're here with the football team, you know.
And he's like, sorry, man, no ID can't get in.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Pull me up on the NFL website.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Well he's still in college at the time. And the
guy looks at the dad and the dad I know
and he goes, uh, do you know who I am?
He goes, do you know who I am? I'm the bouncer.
He goes, I'm Peyton Manning, Dude, I play quarterback for
the University Tennessee. He goes, yeah, and I'm Ben and
(36:43):
I bounced people out of this bar.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Dude. You guys get a dick of steel. And he's
just like, yeah, yeah, but I didn't bring my ID,
and he goes, you really don't know who I am.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
He goes, no, I know who you are. I'm letting
you in my bar, and Peyton man was like, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He goes, I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Go on in, man. I was like, that is the
greatest story, goes man. He goes For about a minute.
I had a back and forth with him, like oh sorry, man,
he could go in, and he goes he's turning around
to leave. He was like okay, like he it was.
(37:28):
He was so confused because he probably usually didn't have
to have his ID with him because he's Peyton freaking.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Manny Nicoa And he just says, do you know who
I am?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm been the bouncer, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He had some great lines in there.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Unless the story was I was like, holy s this
dude really told Peyton Manning, no, you can't come in
the bar like they're having a football function and you're
not gonna let him in the bar. And he go,
I mean, I just fucking with you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Come on in now. That was a one line punchline, dude,
So people come.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
For that is how you do it? Like that is
being fun at your job. Like that's having fun at
your job and not being a dick. And I mean,
that is a great story you can tell people for
the rest of your life. Peyton Manning doesn't remember it,
but that's something you have.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That man.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I got Peyton many good dude.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Bouncer out a Knoxville ut bar. Homie must be about
six to six.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
He's about six two. Yeah, he's a big dude, big dude.
And he said yeah, he said it was a lot
of fun. Yeah, good times.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Like what I think you would get numbers from chicks? Oh, dude,
Like it can't be fun bouncing dudes out. Hey, drunk guy,
get out of here.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Now. That does suck.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That has to be a nightmare because you can't punch
them or you go to jail. You can't punch them
for sure. If they die, you're gonna go to jail
for twenty years. You you can be sterned, but you
can't be too mad now with cell phones and video
cameras because you'll lose your job. So basically, you just
have to walk this fine line of bouncing and standing
back and then and then acting like you're not going
to hit.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Them, And then it's like do I really I mean,
is it really worth it to me to break up
this fight? Like I don't really care, Like these guys
are whooping, you know, like I just and everybody gets
the drunk guy gets mad at you and wants to
fight you. Man, I'm just trying to have a job
in college. That sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I think that about refs. Why the hell do they
care if these players fight? They're making there's six million,
sixteen million dollar guy versus ten million dollar guy fighting.
You're a five hundred thousand dollars ref. Huh, you guys
fight it out. I'll stand right here. But somebody explained
it to me. It looks bad on the refs if
there's like a melee.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, but in hockey they wait until the like they
fall down or they get the shirt over there if
someone gets knocked out, which is funny to me that
they don't just step in right away.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Because that tells you how important the feed are when
you're punching somebody because with ice skates you have no feet,
so the punches really aren't that hard and you're flying away,
So that's why once they hit the ground, that's when
they break them up.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
My question also is why would you ever want to
be a ref.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Like, yeah, oh my gosh, what age? Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. I just thought of a bit with us.
If the preds are still in partnership with us. You
and me get in a fight, but we have to
be on hockey skates, and I guarantee you we don't
even get one punch off. Oh, I think we'd fall
on our ass, That's what I'm saying. But once we
thought we would break our arms trying to throw. We
(40:16):
each get up. You can get a punch, but if
we fall, it's over, and then people can bet if
we get a punch or not. That's a that's a
YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Hey, we'll write it down for next year. Thank you
got it written down. Hey, let's go to the email fellas,
love you and all. But good lord, the last four
episodes have been nothing about puking diarrhea and lunch's kids
during the night. Maybe it's time to go down to
two pods a week.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
That's a fat's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Y'all are making me want to pop open a four
logo and make life exciting again, more farm life, less shitting.
Other than that, keep up the above average work.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Cat Nick Dude, he's funny.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
He is funny.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
They don't know if he's a real person.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
No, I think he is, Dude.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
He just plays such a character. It's tough to envision
him as a normal dude.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, I can't even imagine what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
His name's Kaddick. That's his nickname. He gave himself, or
do his buddies at work, Calm Cad Dick.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
He doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh yeah, well, I mean he was recovering for a while.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Well he went to rehab. Yeah, which I'm proud of him. Coatures,
I'm working awesome schedule. It's two weeks on, two weeks off.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Hey, I love it. Where did that address come from
for Cad Dick?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Eighteen hundred New beginnings?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yep? My future is brightless. The opportunities are endless cultures.
I work an awesome schedule. It's two weeks on, two
weeks off, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
The two weeks on it's fifteen hour days. But you
just got to make it through those two then two
weeks off. Also, I still make over six figures every
year with that schedule. God bless the oil field. That's
from Keith.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, I had some guys who told me that was it.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Shack no kill O'Neil.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I think he invested in oil. There was a dude
who hit me up on DMS and he goes, hey,
do you want to buy an oil rig or oil? Well,
you just invest and then apparently you just get money,
mailbox money. I said no, but I believe he needed
five thousand from me. It just sounded too good to
be true.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, I don't know if it's that easy. What up cultures?
It's truck or Colby here. Yes, we carry bottles to PM.
We just can't pull over to any gas station, so
we either stop on ramps or where we are picking
and dropping off our loads. We can run eleven hours
a day, but I can usually run six to seven
before I have to stop with limited water intake. Sounds
(42:34):
good that you're depriving yourself of water. Also, Sison, You'll
have to check out the recreation center in White House,
Tennessee once it's open. Just delivered them a bunch of
construction equipment last week. Here's the new rig, so keeping
out for me rolling through Nashville. Colby the trucker. Hey
worth it and my cousin Andrew, he hit me yesterday.
(42:56):
He's like, Hey, I'm a little late on the pod,
but I just wanted to let you know. Grandpa used
to carry a pea bottle that he would pee in
when he would drive. Figure, he just drove a regular car.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Then to find out. Speaking of regular car, I was
going to Knoxville. What did I go for for their No?
When we went to Gatlinburg. Remember my party trip in November? Yeah,
how was that fun? I talked about it in one
of the podcasts. Listen to it. November twenty fifth or something.
In and around there. We pull off at a truck
stop because I take a piss so bad and we
stuck in traffic. Knoxville, Yeah, near there, it's Gallimburg, and
(43:28):
I go, hey, pull into this truck stop. Pulling into
a truck stop. I'm in the woods. I'd had like
three beers. Wasn't driving sitting there pissing, pissing truck stop?
Beautiful because I'm just in the bushes, you know what
I mean. Yeah, so you don't have to have a building.
It's a perfect way to not cars, not to see you.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Oh truck stop, you mean rest area? No, it wasn't
a rest area. It was just one of those stas
it was, but it was it wasn't. It was almost
like it went out of business. Got it bro I'm
pissing wall, I'm going the bathroom. A cop pulls up.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I mean, so I just wrap it up, act like
I was playing on my phone. Dude, I mean, what
do you I mean he didn't he was probably fifty
feet away from me, but I mean, he didn't necessarily
bust me in the act. But he definitely could have
public intox or something.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Or urinating in public. There you go. It's sort of
like when I was on Sixth Street one time, the
bars closed and gotta pee really bad and it's cold outside.
I'm like, man, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
And I go in the alley.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I turned around and there's two cops on horseback.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Dude. It never fails.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
And you can just see the steam coming off the ground,
you know. Oh, I spit guys, and they're like, what
are you doing taking a piss like um like, we
see the steam and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah, that that culvert needs to be repaired.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I was just checking there was like a hole over here,
you know what I mean. I was just trying to
do some repair and they said, don't do that shit again.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That was it. No ticket lunchbox, Bobby Bone, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
All right, hey, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Man, Holy crap, I think we actually had a good pod.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I think so you look like you're dead.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Man. Dude, I stare at that computer for ten straight
and we don't we don't get up. Baser asked me
the other day, Well we never mind. We can't talk
about it. Okay, She goes, is everything okay with you?
Because I was in the bathroom and I go, I'm
plugged up. You don't realize you can't go to the
bathroom at work?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Can we go again? I mean, I got I just
got it from cat Nick Fellas love you, But good lord,
the last four episodes hasn't been out, nothing but Puking
Diary and Lunch's Kids. Well, this one's Ray, so it's
not me. Don't blame me. Oh man, all right, have
a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
We out. I mean, the Bay Show has got me
all plugged up.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Dude, you know who? You need a bet?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah? Why didn't you tell this during the podcast?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Timberwolves will win at all? Do you think though that
My one question is so defensively they're so good. I'm
not too invested in that we made so much fun
of them when they traded for Rudy Gobert, and they
gave up all those picks and all those players. Guess
what joke's on us? My bad?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, no bad, I still have firepower for the futures bets.
So my question is do they have enough offense to
compete with the Celtics, because Celtics have Tatum shooting threes,
Jalen Brown shooting threes, and that Derek White gout hey
shoot some threes. Derek White Spurs traded him away. I
didn't even mention the unicorn. I think Boston wins it.
But yeah, t Wols win the title three.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Times your money. If you picked the t Wolves, why
not just.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Go to screw that? Why not just go Boston verse
the t Wolves? And it's basically the same thing, okay,
And you don't even have to pick.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
A winner playoff specials, exact run, exact outcome.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
No, you don't want exact outcomes that makes you pick
a winner.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Let's see if we do Celtics to win the East
and a parlay with the Timberwolves to win the West,
it's only plus one fifty. Really, yeah, cause the Celtics
are minus three eighty to win the East. Damn the
hold on stay with it. What we're done.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh that's changed. Damn, these NBA futures. You gotta look
just about every day. Boston versus Minnesota in the finals
plus one thirty five. Yeah, I'm best have looked before
they went two. Oh, because before that it was about
plus four hundred.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah all right, there's no.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Value in betting the NBA right now. I'm sorry. If
you're gonna bet, I would do a Jalen Brown MVP
twelve times your money. You can't do Tatum. He's like
even money. What they haven't even made it and they
haven't won it, and it could be another player on
his team. Why would you ever bet Tatum to be
the MVP. Why
Hello, Hello, Yeah, you're alive. Alright, let's go, man, that's
feel good to stretch. Arnold, don't be on the mic
next time you stretch. Stop it. Talk like a man
(00:26):
when you're in the mic.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All right, let's do it. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, give me our first topic so I can just
kind of start thinking of some ideas for it, because
I'm telling you in my mind, dude, I've been kind
of messing with myself the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What do you mean? Well, why don't you even start
the show and then tell me what you mean? Because
this will be our first segment. I want to get
a look inside Bray's head.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Right, No, it's just for purposes that are interesting to people,
but also just for my own personal interests to talk
to you about it. Okay, the structure of the show,
if you will, got it of your personality on the show?
Oh not yours? Ours collectively?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Got it? Ray?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is deep.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have no idea what you're saying. Just tell me
when you get.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
To this point, Arnie, what are you doing? Your little carneye,
you little son of up. Sorry, guys, the Big Show
had a dialogue box open. I thought I was about
to close out of the entire Bobby Bone Show Network.
That wouldn't have been good.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Arnold, how have you been, man?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What are you doing this weekend? Drinking? Hate us heavy?
Pardon you know Broadway? Well, no throwing chairs. We learned
that from Walling, and I don't think there's any concerts.
It's pretty chill weekend. Sinco was last one, so jed.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I mean you got no, no, that's next weekend. I'm drunk. Yeah,
it's it's pretty wide open, right, no pretty hey prett No,
no Preds, no.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Breads, Titans. Watch the new stadium get built.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can do that. Go check out the dirt.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All right, well, Arnold, get up here, man, let's do
it live. Unless you got anything to say. Yeah, freaking
Friday bitches, don't say that. Trying to keep it cleaner
for the kids. A lot of parents riding in their
cars listen to this. All right, we're doing it live, arn'
he get up here with me. Woo oh the two
three so losers?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What up everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife, white picket fence in the
farm ranch land country. It's very quiet on the weekends
and quiet during the week That's why I come to
the city. I'm a city mouse at work and then
I go home and I'm a country mouse. Uh. Coach
over our first topic.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, no, you said you wanted to talk about something,
so you're gonna lead the discussion because I don't know
what that is you are referring to.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, So I was listening to this podcast. I'm not
gonna name any names. I don't want to call anybody out,
and so one nars and so when I was here
at this guy, his name is Uh. I can't even
give the names of the guys because of calling people out.
The podcast was boring as hell. But let me say this,
I enjoy that person so much. I was just hearing
about his life. He was saying that he goes to
(03:19):
soccer practice with his kids. He brings He said he
brought a charcouterie board and none of the parents liked it.
And then he said, yeah, and then one time I
brought wine. They didn't like that, and so it wasn't
super funny where I was going, oh, a lot funny,
that's an even funny story. But I was just enjoying
hearing about his life.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
There was never any big moments where I was like, oh,
that's funny. Man. I don't think I laughed once. But
the person I was just strolling through their life. I
was like, they're just factually telling you stuff you would
never know if you didn't hear them on a podcast
A day in the life. So that led me to
ask myself the question that I am now asking you,
(04:00):
the question, do people listen to us because they're just
genuinely interested in our lives or are they looking for
Oh yeah, So anyways, I went to the bar. I
walked into the bar and I said, give me an drink.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I believe people listen to us because A we have
funny stories. Even if we have a normal story, a
normal going to the grocery store and you have a
grocery stories, we have a way of telling it that
is interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't think they expect to laugh out loud every
single time they hear the pod. I think they want
to hear oh this happened to me today. You can
relate it to sports. It doesn't have to be sports.
It can be a mixture of both.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't know, crosspalling it. That's a good answer, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Because I should have asked. When I was at the
iHeart Festival, I saw Danny, Mario, Robaduche and Emily at
All were there drinking pictures? Oh yeah, we took pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'll put them on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Possibly they took pictures. I didn't have a camera.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh, guys tag us in though, so then we can
throw them on the intertra show.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, why didn't you guys post them on the Facebook page? Like?
What the hell? Like, Hey, we were in Austin partying
with lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Dude. My new rule is I always tell people, hey,
I'll take a picture with you. They come up occasionally
on Broadway, but please post it so that I can
retweet it. It looks like I'm more popular than I
actually am. Dude, I can't get a person to tag
a photo. To save my life, I'll go on broad
with Beazer, take five pictures with people. Not one person
tags me. Guys, how am I supposed to brag that
I'm a celebrity? Not necessarily a celebrity. But hey, guys,
(05:41):
people know me as a producer on the show, they don't.
Nobody tags me. So it's just my own understanding of
being a producer on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I do have that picture of the people that I
saw when I was running a couple weeks ago. I
will post that today. I will do that. I'll put
it on the Facebook page. But I agree with you,
I don't understand, like I don't know how to see
it on Instagram when they tag you, Just.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
In the upper right, it'll say you've been tagged in
a photo. Oh yeah, it'll show up. You just hit
the heart and it in the very very top. If
you look within twenty four hours, it'll show if they've
already posted it in twenty four hours, expires, it goes away.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I thought that was only if they commented on, like
they sent you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
A DL it showed. Now, well, DMS is one over
to the right. But the heart will show you comments
which can just scroll through. But if they actually tag you,
it's its own little tab. Oh there is a heart, right,
so you click that and at the very very top
it'll show tagged and you'll, uh, there's one it says
mentions that very top one right there mentions it probably
(06:39):
doesn't right here that probably Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Are you keeping it up or asking them for another
just bought a new car? DMB hands me this play
at sixty sixty six?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, So those are people that have tagged you
and it okay because our story from the Big Show
was six sixty six number. Wow. Yeah, so people understand
that you guys just always get too drunk and don't
tag these photos or one of us looked bad in it,
and you're doing us a favor not tagging it and
posting it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Coach, thank you for answering my question. I always bother
me forever.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because I what what did you think? Why do you
think people listen? I'd like people to email us. We
are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Why do
you listen?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What is it right? Their answer will provide us what
we the necessary response.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's one hundred percent not for our sports takes, because
we are way wrong and we are right idiots, and
we barely You barely watch the games.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Which sucks, but for the most part the ones that
I do watch, I'm spot on. I predict, I predict,
we predicted the aces. I said Lsu was gonna win
it in baseball. I told you back in the day,
Kansas was good unless she was gonna win in baseball.
They won it last summer. That was one of my
I did futures. Yeah, they had that Dude's dayon Olivia.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Donn sall schemes. They won the national title.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
They rushed, they were winning games twenty to two.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't even remember. Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They were in a lot of my futures. I knew
no recollection boxing matches. I'm usually pretty right when I
tell you guys this, are you leaning anyway? Have you
done any looking into the Tyson Paul thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't decide on what if it's gonna be like
it says it's gonna be a professionally sanctioned about But
Mike Tyson is fifty six or fifty seven years old,
so I don't understand exactly how this is gonna work
because I watched Mike Tyson as a kid, and he
would murder people in the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right, you don't lose that punch It punch, But.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
At fifty seven years old. That's why fifty seven year
olds don't box anymore because they can't move like they
could when they were twenty right, But.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He doesn't need to sting like a butterflies, ting like
a bee. Different guy, dude, Paul. These guys don't move
a lot. I mean, that's what Floyd was known for,
moving and swooping it, dude, these guys now just stand up.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But Tyson looks fat. Did you see him back in
the day. He looks he is to be shredded.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And the stats aren't great because he's shorter than Jacob's
huge right in his reach is and he's nine inches
reach wise missing. So it's one of those where they
people have said, I've read a lot of stuff online
they think it's gonna be scripted.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Why I agree with them because I'm just like, I
don't understand how this is gonna work. If Mike Tyson
doesn't kill him, I feel like it's scripted. But then
also I look and Jake Paul is so much bigger
than him that I understand how that nine inch reach
could work. But it's Mike freaking Tyson. They made a
video game because he was such a lethal boxer.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Do you want to know what the betting line is?
Tell me? Even so you could make significant money because
you're getting your even money if you lean one way,
if you know some inside info, like Mike Tys's gonna
kill his dude. Guys, that's an easy five grand. You
put five grand on it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I can't figure it out. I can't figure it because
I feel like he could be in to take a dive. Well,
I don't think there'll be a knockout.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
If there's a dive, would be that it goes to
distance and the judges give it to Jake Paul.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, if it goes to distance, there's no way Mike
Tyson's gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Win because he can be so tired. Because boxing has
twelve rounds.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think just because the money maker that Paul is,
Jake Paul is, they want him to win to continue
this little story because then the next fight makes a
lot more money and it's a media machine, it's an
income machine. If he loses, all the shine is off
Jake Paul, no one cares about him boxing anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's see that's a take right there. And also if
it's if it is scripted like that, guys, the reason
you don't want to be part of something that's scripted
is if you don't know which way it's scripted. If
you have access to the script, tell us, because that's
how we bet it and win it. But if it's
scripted for it to end tide, you know what I'm saying.
If it's choreographed, it's already figured out beforehand. I feel
(10:52):
like if it's not Tyson wins it. But the reason
they would choreograph it is just like you said, they
don't want Paul to lose, or because it would be agreement,
a gentleman's agreement. Hey let's go the distance, like you're
gonna get a lot of money. I'm never gonna hit
you under the chin or something something like that. Never,
I'll never knock you out, but I'm gonna do some
intense punch. Is so scripting something is just a lot easier.
(11:13):
Why do you think they do it in movies? Because
nobody's good spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Nobody can Why do you think they do it in WWE?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
There you go? Because it would be impossible to do
that type of stuff and people would get very hurt.
You don't know where punches are landing. So scripting stuff
is beautiful. That's why we do it in every day lives.
I mean, you script your wedding. You don't just show
up there spontaneously, So there is a lot of benefit
to scripting something. Arnold has our scripts, and our segments
that are the best are the ones that are scripted.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a professionally sanctioned bout, so it shouldn't be scripted.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So then it should be Tyson the winner.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But he's fifty something year He's fifty seven years old, dude.
Do you know how hard it is for fifty seven
year olds to be in shape?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know, But also I'm a wrestler, and I dude,
I haven't wrestled since sophomore. Wrestled in senior in high school,
so eighteen, I'm thirty eight, twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Try wrestling an eighteen year old right now. But I'm
telling you I wasn't you get smoked. I was a
division I was like runner up in the division. But
I would get smoked, yes, because I don't know a
ton of moves. I had like one or two patent
in moves, and I would always mind. You'd like to
reach around Brett correct, that's funny. That's a puncher, dude.
(12:26):
My thing with wrestling was.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was I would lose weight, so I usually would
weigh one forty, Dude, I would lose to one twenty
five and wrestle these kids and just kill them because
weight meant everything. But I'm telling you, at my weight,
if I went and wrestled right now, dude, I haven't
wrestled in twenty years, and I would still have all
the same skills and everything. It'd come right back to
me instantly.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just can't figure it out, man. So he'll be
fifty eight years old. When is this fight this summer?
Because he his birthday is June thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
June twentieth, that's the fight I believe.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So he's fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I've just started looking into it for futures purposes because
I'm starting to set up my college football and my NFL.
I believe the Houston Texans are gonna win the AFC
South very easily, and it's plus ten a little over
half your even money, So I love that one. But
I've started to look into Jase.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Paul's twenty seven. He is thirty years younger than this dude.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If we could just confidently say, yeah, Tyson's gonna win.
This dude that does a beautiful foundation. We already got
the Houston Texans winning the fall. We got Tyson winning
this summer. If we can pick a college football team
to suck and there we go. I mean, Heisman, I'm
leaning right now, Dylan Gabriel Oregon.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, I don't care about that. I just care about
the interest level in this fight. I'm gonna and here's
the problem. I'm gonna fall for it, and I'm gonna
buy this damn fight, and it's gonna be terrible. Just
like when Conor McGregor fought Floyd Mayweather. It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It was, wasn't it. It was so boring.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Connor had a couple of good rounds and he just
ran out of gas, and Floyd Mayweather just sat there
and just did did did.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But the ones that are good. I mean, guys, you
can go ahead and look it back. Floyd Mayweather and
Oscar de la Hoya. I watched the entire lead up
on HBO in the summer of two thousand and seven.
That fight was monumental. It was so awesome to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
July twentieth is the fight. You're right, Mike, Tyson will
be fifty eight years old. I just don't, man, I
don't know how this is gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I want it to be so good.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I like, I want Jake Paul like he isn't.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What is perfect is if Tyson knocks out Jake Paul,
the whole world will rejoice because the villain has gone down.
But it's gonna be not good if it's scripted and
they just go twelve rounds and Jake Paul wins.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
By points Mike Tyson looks so damn old. He looks
so old.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I've seen some of these clips. So him punching, I
mean he's still got it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, he's got it for about thirty second. He's fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Dude, you on the mic. If you took some time off,
if you went to do a bit man you do
it a street bit, you could, you'd still have it.
You just got to dust off the mic.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh in the rounds are only two minutes. That's huge.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Then give me Tyson all day long.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The gloves were going to be sixteen ounces, but Mike
Tyson got them dropped to fourteen ounces.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Why would he want lighter gloves because it's heavier to
carry Because you're fifty eight years old, right, but arms
get tired. Yeah, iron mic, dude, see I say. Tyson
wins it. Oh man, you can take the cat out
of the the you can take the kid out of
the ghetto, or you can take the kid off the streets.
(15:46):
But we can't take the streets off the kid. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They say that Mike Tyson would prefer to use twelve
or ten ounce gloves because then then Paul would feel
his punches more. The fourteen ounce gloves benefit Jake Paul
because he won't feel the blows as much.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And Jake Paul, guys, is no pushover. He's been doing
these fights now, he's been fighting for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, it's a putt. He is fighting nobody, but he
still fights, dudes, it doesn't matter. He fights nobody fights
like UFC guys. Right, Yeah, they aren't fight aren't punchers
that are kickboxers or jiu jitsu. But the ones I
get it or they're washed up or they are in
on it and they're like, hey, you're gonna give me
fifty million, go ahead, knock me out. I won't even
swing at you.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And Nate Peterson Nate Robinson that he has that looked
like a fall. No when he hit out Nate Robinson. Oh,
Nate Robinson and dude, I maybe confusing Jake Paul and
Logan Paul. They're the same, the same person. To me,
it's they're super rich and they look the same and
their brothers and they make a lot of money. And
Nate Robinson, I think he needs a kidney really yeah,
I think if I read that right, I remember there
was a story that he needs a kidney. Man, we
(16:43):
gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You want to take a break?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? That boxing talk was intents.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That was so stupid, And that's not why people listen
to the show. People listen to the show to find
out what happened to me at Rest in Peace FGL House.
And I'll tell you right.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
After this, this might be the most anticipated segment in
sored Losers podcast history, even pre Eddie posted Eddie bc
AC Yeah, before Eddie, after Eddie AE, this is what
(17:18):
we need.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, So coaches mention three FGL House Rest in Peace
was amazing to us. They hosted us. We started out
that Friday night with a bar crawl and we went
bar to bar to bar to bar to bar to
bar to bar. Drinks, drink, drink, drink, drinks, drink.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh, how many drinks you have that night?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't I don't I'm not like you. I don't
have a little notebook where I keep it tally. I
went to bed remembering it, so I know I was
under about seven. I don't know because you went to
Cariayoga with me and you snuck out the back door
and it was really late at night. But anyway, we
got on the party bus and we it was a
(18:02):
tractor tractor and I was like, man, this is awesome.
We get off the bus, get off the party tractor
and we're like, where are we gonna go? Let's go
back to FGL house. And we go to FGL house
and we're there partying, and I'm like, man, I got
to take a piss now. If you have kids in
the car, this is where you might want to turn
(18:23):
it down for the next few minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You have kids in the car, let them run out
in the park, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I had dreams last night that my two year old
kept running out in the street and wouldn't listen to me,
and I was having to snatch them right before cars
hit them. This a bad night of dreams.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Man, That's what thunder old lightning' do you. It is rough.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
But anyway, so if you have kids, and you might
want to turn the car, turn it down. So there
was another dude from Coaches convention and he was like, dude,
I gotta go to the bathroom too. So we go
in there and I stopped at the third urinal and
he went down to urinal number six and this dude
walks up to urinal number two. Hey buddy, and he
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starts to pee and he looks over at me. He goes,
you want to see my dick?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Coach, I can have the bleep button ready? Yeah? I
hit that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
He said you want to see my And I was like,
uh what, I said, no man? And I he goes, no, no, no, man,
That's what I usually say to the chicks. That's what
I say to the chicks. Do you want to see
my And I'm like no, no. And I looked down
at the other dude that was at the coaches convention.
I was like, you heard that, right, you heard that?
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And he's like yeah, I heard that. And I'm like
what the was that? Yeah? And the dude's like no, man,
I mean like, if you wanted to see it, you
can just like look And I'm like, no, man, I'm married,
so am I man? I'm a married man. I don't say.
That's whether I'd say to the chicks, and I'm like, man,
I got to get the hell out of here, and
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you're not a chick. But I've never had someone at
the gurinal just sit there and look at me and go, hey,
you want to see my.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Ever in my life. Now this is one I was like,
am I hammer?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Did I hear that?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And that's why I look down to urinal number six
confirmation to see if the fellow Coaches Convention guy heard
what I heard in my drunken state. And the guy
that said, hey, you want to see my was not
part of the Coaches Convention. Taylor Carroway, No, no, he
was not part of it. Not Miguel No, no, he
was not part of it, like he was not in
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our group.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
The two brothers, No, No, the couple from Florida.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Nope, a couple from Florida. You mean Chilicothe Ohio, the Thropple, Oh,
I know you're talking about from Florida, the horse trainer
in his chick that's the Chilicothe.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You're talking about the old guy with the young hot
shit that won uh Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's what it was. Yeah. Anyway, no, and I was like, man,
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So I go to the sink to put some water
on my hands, and that's when that dude comes up,
and I'm like, oh, man, I don't want to talk
about this. I don't want to see this dude anymore.
I need to get out. So same dude from the urinal,
same dude from same dude from urinal number two, because
I might urinal three. And I'm like, and he comes up,
He's like, man, I mean we could call each other daddy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I said, Bro, he's he kidding right now? Or we
got as serious? You're getting hit on?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
No, No, I'm serious getting hit on?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
WHOA I would have left this story in the bathroom,
and well I couldn't, man, right, I had to tell somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I had to tell somebody because I mean and the
coach I mentioned other dudes here in this the whole time.
And I'm like, if I don't tell somebody, he's the
gonna think I'm trying to hide it, Like I gotta
let everybody know, Like, yo, this is what went down
in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I got to clear my name.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I got to clear my name. I don't I don't
know what else to do? And I'm like, what call
me call each other?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Daddy?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
He's like, you know, like and I'm like no, no,
and he's like no, no, no, Like like, don't you
like it when your girl calls you daddy?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is he bigger than you? Or short? King?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Now he's about the same height, so medium, yeah, medium height.
And I'm just like, I don't know what you're talking about.
He goes, no, Man, You're like you ever never had
a girl call you daddy?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'm like, I don't know what you're saying to but
I don't want to see your and I don't want
you to call me daddy, and I don't want to
call you daddy.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm my kid's daddy.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
And I said I'm out and I walked out the
bathroom door and up the stairs and he followed me
out the bathroom door and up the stairs, and he
stood next to us at the bar for a second
and I was just like, I don't know. And that's
when we bail. We went to the third floor.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Well, thank god. At what point were you gonna tell
management or you felt like you could handle it?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
What do you mean management? What am I gonna tell management? Hey? Management?
I'm in the bathroom and this dude asked me if
if I want to see his that's sexual verbal you
forgot to beleeve, that's verbal sex abuse. And so that's
what happened in the first night at Coaches Convention.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Three dude that could have thrown the convention the entire
weekend off.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But my question is, is is that really how he rolls? Like?
Is he does he do that a lot?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
He was saying, look at it? Why? I don't know, Well, Ray,
I did look at it. It was big.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
That's why it was so like if I said, yeah,
I want to see your do you want to see mine?
Is that when he wants me to go in a
bathroom stall?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know. Yeah, I mean he could have been
by if his chick's not in the bathroom with him,
that's his chance when he hits on guys.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's what I'm wondering, Like, does he go to a
lot of urinals and say.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That, Well, if you think about it, did you can
get away with it? In the bathroom. That's when guys
are all chilling there. Their pants are down, literally.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Literally pants are down. You get caught with your pants down,
that's when it happens.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Right, So that is that's his opportunity when he when
he hits on the dudes.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Man, it was just like what in the world. So yeah,
that is the story. Like if you listen to the
live pod and he thought, man, it was a short
pod and it jumped in it sounded weird. Now we
had to edit that story out. But now that FGL
House is rest in peace gone, we can tell that story.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I feel like, Well, then I also told a story
about when I got kicked out of FGL House and
they kept telling me to shut up or did I
tell it? And then it got deleted.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, we had to.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You guys were giving me the cutthroat sign.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, we had to give cutthroat because they didn't want
to talk about you getting kicked out of that bar.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
At their bar, I was downstairs, which is a floor
they never used at the time and now that they
don't use the whole bar. But there was a piano
down there, and I believe there was no player, but
it was just music, and I believe it was dance
type music. It was upbeat dance and there was a
kind of an arena, if you will. So the music's
playing and the people would get down into this four
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bigger walls, so you can almost you feel like you're
part of a dance floor, but also surrounded where you
can kind of just do whatever you want and nobody's
gonna see you. Whereas upper floors, if you dance, you
got two hundred people that can watch you. Downstairs, you
were on your own and it was just me and
Bazer dude, and I would dance. I was kind of
dancing like a bal arena up point was that's how
you roll. Nobody could see me. So I was doing
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like a ballerina thing, and then I would go over
to Baser and I would kiss her hand and then
I would dance like a ballerina, you know, stuff like that.
And that's when the bouncer came up to me and
he told me to get the out of the bar
because I think I'd remove my shirt at one point
during the ballerina act. And so he literally didn't just
say get out of the bar. He walked me up
every stair with his hand around my arm, Baser just
walking behind me. Hey, he was just kidding. He's my boyfriend. Sorry,
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he was a little drunk, and the dude then before
you were married, yes, dude taking me out to side Broadway,
Second Avenue and telling me thanks for coming to FGL house.
We'll see you another night.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And then you said, no, he won't because you're going
out of business.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
If I would have got him with that dude back
then five years ago, that would have been a dope
come back. Uh, No, you won't see me another night
because I bet you guys go out of business in
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But the only problem with that is it throws a
wrench and coaches to mention four.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, so that's why I didn't want the jokes to
go too heavy. I posted on Instagram. Me and Beaz
are having our final beer at FGL. I posted on
Sore Losers Instagram. Uh, just saying, man, the memories. It's
kind of sucks because I knew that also affects our
future of conventions if you had it in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
But my question is, also, is Laney Wilson big enough
to have a bar?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Here's your aim?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's that big already?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You're ready? Yeah? No, Amy from Big Show.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Big Show, No four things with Amy Brown?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right, she just got offered from Scuba. They said Scuba goes. Hey,
what you guys will know a little inside baseball, you
don't know. Scuba will come up after the show. Hey, Lunchbox,
do you want to go to a casino? They're offering this?
Would you like to do that?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Bones? They want to give you They want to fly
you in a Blues Angels helicopter plane. Would you like
to do that? Bones goes yes, Hey Amy, and so
Scuba goes, hey, Amy, would you want to go to
Laney Wilson? This is live right now? Amy goes, oh yeah,
that sounds fun fun. What's the venue?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What do you think the venue would be? Because you
got Wallin sells out Nissan, he's getting a bar, and
he's getting a bar, other country artists just rock and Bridgetone.
What do you think the venue is?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Can Laney sell out Nissan? What do you think event
Amy from Four Things Big Show got invited to for
Laney Wilson.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
The bar opening.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, it's a show, so it's a show. So what
do you think She's playing Bridgestone? Right, it's not Bridgetone
a send amphitheater. Oh so a person playing a send
amphitheater is going to rock a bar?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Do match up amphitheater how many Let's see how many
people does that hold? Oh, five six.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
And bridgetone is probably about twenty five. And then well
people on the floor as well, so thirty five, and
then Nissan can do seventy when you got all the
people on the field. So that's just surprising that the
same person that's doing a send shows is going to
open a bar and it's gonna success.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maybe we are under selling how popular Lady Wilson is,
like maybe she has a big crowd that love her.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I don't know, well, I would say that also Miranda Lambert,
I mean super popular. But do people just go there
for the food because it's called Casta Rosa?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What about Carrie Underwood? Why doesn't she have a bar?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Maybe there isn't that much money in a bar. But
I do tell you, dude, those people that are tagging
us on the Losers Bar saying we should take it over. Yeah,
gets me to thinking we open a bar. No no, no, no, Hey, Ray,
I got the night shift, Arnold, you got the early one. Okay, Ray,
I'll take the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Do you know how hard it would be to run
a bar? You have to be there every night. That
lifestyle has to be terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Which one of you breaststrong workers is going to work
to night shift tonight? I mean you got lazy? Are
you free tonight? We need you in the upstairs loaf.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Could you imagine sitting there in the back room like
running the books at two thirty in the morning and
then going to bed at five? I mean that seems terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Hey, can I talk to you, Samantha. I didn't love
how you were shaking it there the other night.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hey, Samantha, I saw you didn't measure that poor correctly.
You gave him a little extra. Was that guy flirting
with you? Uh, let's not have that here at this bar.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Uh, Sarah, is that the top we gave you? Is
that Sore Losers approved? It's a little bit too much coverage.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, you know how we have the brown painting sent
available on sore losers dot com. Uh can you tell
me why you're not wearing that?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Because only merch you have still has any space on it.
Oh yeah, that's my bad, that's our fault. We should
probably get new merch. Yeah, you're right, Samantha. We will
look into that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Hey, hey, Jane, how are you doing? Also? Quick question
about all of this stuff? We know we have theme nights.
Are you comfortable with lingerie night? It is night? That
would be Hey, that's a great bar, but dude, sore
losers bar.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So it would have like six chairs. We don't have
enough listeners.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
We end up just having guy bartenders. That's okay, That's
what I'm saying. The market so saturate. There's probably only
dudes that bartender.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I mean, there has to be. I mean, that's my question.
Is they opened all these new bars. Where do they
find the bartenders?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Where do you think they graduate college and they all
move up here? Is that where it is it just
at every SEC school? It is just a funnel to Nashville.
But I did learn some of those bartenders from back
in the day still work there because there is some
girl at Tutsi's when I took Baser there. We'll do
our random Saturday or you know, just go for a drink.
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Tell them no, go ahead after the break, no, no
go ahead. And dude, she comes up to me. She
knew me, she knew you. I used to serve you
guys drinks. I love you guys so much, And I go,
I mean you haven't served me drinks? Just with like
no no, Baser, I wasn't me. Beaser is another guy
that looked like me. But that's what I'm saying. So
it was a girl from twenty thirteen when we first
moved into the town. She's still working at Tutsis and
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she knew me. She gave us, took me all the
way to the top VIP. Dude, she's been crushing the scene. Dude.
I'm like, girl, I gotta give you props. I mean
usually it's like two year turnover.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I met a girl when we first moved here.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Bezer questioned that for the next whole cab ride home.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, that was a great conversation. She worked for Jack
Daniels and then she also was a bartender at Honkey
Talk Central mm hmm. And I would go there and
she'd give me free drinks. And she was engaged to
this dude, and so I'd party with him, like we're
what up, dude, Still don't have any idea his name,
no idea his name, never do And they got married.
(31:38):
They she stopped you know whatever, they got married. I
stopped going out. I got married, and then I ran
into him, like.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
You do know names or anything, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I ran into him like two years ago. He's like, bro,
what up? And I'm like, what up? Dude? What up?
He works as a chicken restaurant now all right? And
I'm like how is everything? He goes, ah, and I
mean his his chick was smoking hot, smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I would accept nothing like blonde.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I mean, I was like, how's that going. He goes, oh,
we got divorced.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Imagine that brestaurant work or divorce.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
No, not restaurant. It was uh Jack Daniels like girl
that goes to Jack Daniels events and then she was
a bartender and I was like, what happened? He goes, well,
it turns out she was banging one of the bouncers
from Honky Talk Central the whole time we were together. Wow.
I'm like, oh, all right, I said, how long are
you married?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
He goes about two years?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You got any pictures of her up there?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm like, damn man. He goes, yeah, but my life
is so much better now. And I'm like, oh, sorry
about and now I run into him every now and then.
I still don't know his name, but I just I
think about it every time. I'm like, man, how was
she doing the I don't know? I mean every night.
He wasn't going there. The bouncer would take her out
back or what.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, let's be real, the bar industry lends itself to
late nights, alleys that are wide open.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, cars all. Let me walk you to your car
and let me check you in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Hey, where have you been for three hours? Oh? We
were counting the tips? Yep, dude, because it's one of
those where you're either done at two or you're done
at five. The boyfriend doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, we had to clean. You can't go to the
bar every night with her man. But hey, I'm gonna
tell you a good bouncer story right after this.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That was a hell of a segment, dude. We broke
down the bar industry, the turnover rate. How bars fill
with talent and mail bartenders? Well, I mean Gar's just opened, dude.
They got talent, they got dude bouncers. I'm like, where
did these guys come from?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Where did they hire them from another bar?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, they're all just new to the scene. They graduated.
Just boom, moved to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Boom, I'm a bouncer. Boom, here we go.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's the one thing you would meet in capitalize on
we should have probably picked up a bar shift.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I would have liked to try bars in when I
was in my early twenties, and it would have been
fun for probably about a month. You didn't have been
annoying as hell, and I'd have been hammered.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You'd had the bar, you'd been good at it, You'd
have been damn good at it.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Because I feel like, oh, they always want to buy
the bartender a shot, and I feel like i'd yeah, yeah,
but what they allowed them to do a stow it
over their shoulder or pour it out before they do it.
But I would have loved to try bartending. It had
been so fun. Yeah, now, no, thank you, I'm too old.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I could still do it at Gars.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No, I'm too old. I don't think it'd be fun anymore.
I'd be so annoyed with all the drunk ass people.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
But you know what, I can hook up, which I'll
need to talk to the Garths team where you would
be a celebrity appearance and you would serve for just
one night. That could work and I can be the guy.
I'll be handing you drinks. I'm like your side show.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, and hear my bar back also you're the one
that cleans the glasses, dips them in the water.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And when somebody wants to shot gun a beer, that's
when I come in, because you didn't want to drink
while you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's right now. I'm gonna tell you a story. I
was talking to one of the dats the other day
and his daughter is in my five year old's class.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wasn't Jerry, was it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
No, Jerry. I haven't seen Jerry, but my kid. We
haven't seen Jerry's daughter in three years. And my son
has a postcard from when we went to Colorado last summer.
He found it yesterday in a book and he goes, data,
I'm going to mail this to her. I'm like, dude,
you I've told you she doesn't like you. I've told
you your dad doesn't have thirty two cents. That also,
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so he was telling me that he went to school
at Knoxville. He was called UT the University of Tennessee. No,
I don't know what it's not called UT. UT is Texas.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I heard you went to a school called Augusta. No,
that's Alabama.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay, No, that's Tuscaloosa. Anyway, So he went to the
university of Tennessee, right, and he was a bouncer at
a bar dope, and he said they were having a
football program gathering there that one night, and Peyton Manning
walks up and he starts asking everybody for idea IDs.
(36:07):
And Peyton's like, oh, I didn't bring my IDA, and
he goes, no, ID can't get in. And he goes,
but ah, we're here with the football team, you know.
And he's like, sorry, man, no ID can't get in.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Pull me up on the NFL website.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Well he's still in college at the time. And the
guy looks at the dad and the dad I know
and he goes, uh, do you know who I am?
He goes, do you know who I am? I'm the bouncer.
He goes, I'm Peyton Manning, Dude, I play quarterback for
the University Tennessee. He goes, yeah, and I'm Ben and
(36:43):
I bounced people out of this bar.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Dude. You guys get a dick of steel. And he's
just like, yeah, yeah, but I didn't bring my ID,
and he goes, you really don't know who I am.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
He goes, no, I know who you are. I'm letting
you in my bar, and Peyton man was like, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He goes, I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Go on in, man. I was like, that is the
greatest story, goes man. He goes For about a minute.
I had a back and forth with him, like oh sorry, man,
he could go in, and he goes he's turning around
to leave. He was like okay, like he it was.
(37:28):
He was so confused because he probably usually didn't have
to have his ID with him because he's Peyton freaking.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Manny Nicoa And he just says, do you know who
I am?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm been the bouncer, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
He had some great lines in there.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Unless the story was I was like, holy s this
dude really told Peyton Manning, no, you can't come in
the bar like they're having a football function and you're
not gonna let him in the bar. And he go,
I mean, I just fucking with you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Come on in now. That was a one line punchline, dude,
So people come.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
For that is how you do it? Like that is
being fun at your job. Like that's having fun at
your job and not being a dick. And I mean,
that is a great story you can tell people for
the rest of your life. Peyton Manning doesn't remember it,
but that's something you have.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That man.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I got Peyton many good dude.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Bouncer out a Knoxville ut bar. Homie must be about
six to six.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
He's about six two. Yeah, he's a big dude, big dude.
And he said yeah, he said it was a lot
of fun. Yeah, good times.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Like what I think you would get numbers from chicks? Oh, dude,
Like it can't be fun bouncing dudes out. Hey, drunk guy,
get out of here.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Now. That does suck.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That has to be a nightmare because you can't punch
them or you go to jail. You can't punch them
for sure. If they die, you're gonna go to jail
for twenty years. You you can be sterned, but you
can't be too mad now with cell phones and video
cameras because you'll lose your job. So basically, you just
have to walk this fine line of bouncing and standing
back and then and then acting like you're not going
to hit.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Them, And then it's like do I really I mean,
is it really worth it to me to break up
this fight? Like I don't really care, Like these guys
are whooping, you know, like I just and everybody gets
the drunk guy gets mad at you and wants to
fight you. Man, I'm just trying to have a job
in college. That sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I think that about refs. Why the hell do they
care if these players fight? They're making there's six million,
sixteen million dollar guy versus ten million dollar guy fighting.
You're a five hundred thousand dollars ref. Huh, you guys
fight it out. I'll stand right here. But somebody explained
it to me. It looks bad on the refs if
there's like a melee.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, but in hockey they wait until the like they
fall down or they get the shirt over there if
someone gets knocked out, which is funny to me that
they don't just step in right away.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Because that tells you how important the feed are when
you're punching somebody because with ice skates you have no feet,
so the punches really aren't that hard and you're flying away,
So that's why once they hit the ground, that's when
they break them up.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
My question also is why would you ever want to
be a ref.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Like, yeah, oh my gosh, what age? Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. I just thought of a bit with us.
If the preds are still in partnership with us. You
and me get in a fight, but we have to
be on hockey skates, and I guarantee you we don't
even get one punch off. Oh, I think we'd fall
on our ass, That's what I'm saying. But once we
thought we would break our arms trying to throw. We
(40:16):
each get up. You can get a punch, but if
we fall, it's over, and then people can bet if
we get a punch or not. That's a that's a
YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Hey, we'll write it down for next year. Thank you
got it written down. Hey, let's go to the email fellas,
love you and all. But good lord, the last four
episodes have been nothing about puking diarrhea and lunch's kids
during the night. Maybe it's time to go down to
two pods a week.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
That's a fat's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Y'all are making me want to pop open a four
logo and make life exciting again, more farm life, less shitting.
Other than that, keep up the above average work.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Cat Nick Dude, he's funny.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
He is funny.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
They don't know if he's a real person.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
No, I think he is, Dude.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
He just plays such a character. It's tough to envision
him as a normal dude.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, I can't even imagine what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
His name's Kaddick. That's his nickname. He gave himself, or
do his buddies at work, Calm Cad Dick.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
He doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh yeah, well, I mean he was recovering for a while.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Well he went to rehab. Yeah, which I'm proud of him. Coatures,
I'm working awesome schedule. It's two weeks on, two weeks off.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Hey, I love it. Where did that address come from
for Cad Dick?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Eighteen hundred New beginnings?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yep? My future is brightless. The opportunities are endless cultures.
I work an awesome schedule. It's two weeks on, two
weeks off, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
The two weeks on it's fifteen hour days. But you
just got to make it through those two then two
weeks off. Also, I still make over six figures every
year with that schedule. God bless the oil field. That's
from Keith.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, I had some guys who told me that was it.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Shack no kill O'Neil.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I think he invested in oil. There was a dude
who hit me up on DMS and he goes, hey,
do you want to buy an oil rig or oil? Well,
you just invest and then apparently you just get money,
mailbox money. I said no, but I believe he needed
five thousand from me. It just sounded too good to
be true.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, I don't know if it's that easy. What up cultures?
It's truck or Colby here. Yes, we carry bottles to PM.
We just can't pull over to any gas station, so
we either stop on ramps or where we are picking
and dropping off our loads. We can run eleven hours
a day, but I can usually run six to seven
before I have to stop with limited water intake. Sounds
(42:34):
good that you're depriving yourself of water. Also, Sison, You'll
have to check out the recreation center in White House,
Tennessee once it's open. Just delivered them a bunch of
construction equipment last week. Here's the new rig, so keeping
out for me rolling through Nashville. Colby the trucker. Hey
worth it and my cousin Andrew, he hit me yesterday.
(42:56):
He's like, Hey, I'm a little late on the pod,
but I just wanted to let you know. Grandpa used
to carry a pea bottle that he would pee in
when he would drive. Figure, he just drove a regular car.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Then to find out. Speaking of regular car, I was
going to Knoxville. What did I go for for their No?
When we went to Gatlinburg. Remember my party trip in November? Yeah,
how was that fun? I talked about it in one
of the podcasts. Listen to it. November twenty fifth or something.
In and around there. We pull off at a truck
stop because I take a piss so bad and we
stuck in traffic. Knoxville, Yeah, near there, it's Gallimburg, and
(43:28):
I go, hey, pull into this truck stop. Pulling into
a truck stop. I'm in the woods. I'd had like
three beers. Wasn't driving sitting there pissing, pissing truck stop?
Beautiful because I'm just in the bushes, you know what
I mean. Yeah, so you don't have to have a building.
It's a perfect way to not cars, not to see you.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Oh truck stop, you mean rest area? No, it wasn't
a rest area. It was just one of those stas
it was, but it was it wasn't. It was almost
like it went out of business. Got it bro I'm
pissing wall, I'm going the bathroom. A cop pulls up.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I mean, so I just wrap it up, act like
I was playing on my phone. Dude, I mean, what
do you I mean he didn't he was probably fifty
feet away from me, but I mean, he didn't necessarily
bust me in the act. But he definitely could have
public intox or something.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Or urinating in public. There you go. It's sort of
like when I was on Sixth Street one time, the
bars closed and gotta pee really bad and it's cold outside.
I'm like, man, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
And I go in the alley.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I turned around and there's two cops on horseback.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Dude. It never fails.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
And you can just see the steam coming off the ground,
you know. Oh, I spit guys, and they're like, what
are you doing taking a piss like um like, we
see the steam and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah, that that culvert needs to be repaired.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I was just checking there was like a hole over here,
you know what I mean. I was just trying to
do some repair and they said, don't do that shit again.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That was it. No ticket lunchbox, Bobby Bone, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
All right, hey, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Man, Holy crap, I think we actually had a good pod.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I think so you look like you're dead.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Man. Dude, I stare at that computer for ten straight
and we don't we don't get up. Baser asked me
the other day, Well we never mind. We can't talk
about it. Okay, She goes, is everything okay with you?
Because I was in the bathroom and I go, I'm
plugged up. You don't realize you can't go to the
bathroom at work?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Can we go again? I mean, I got I just
got it from cat Nick Fellas love you, But good lord,
the last four episodes hasn't been out, nothing but Puking
Diary and Lunch's Kids. Well, this one's Ray, so it's
not me. Don't blame me. Oh man, all right, have
a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
We out. I mean, the Bay Show has got me
all plugged up.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Dude, you know who? You need a bet?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah? Why didn't you tell this during the podcast?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Timberwolves will win at all? Do you think though that
My one question is so defensively they're so good. I'm
not too invested in that we made so much fun
of them when they traded for Rudy Gobert, and they
gave up all those picks and all those players. Guess
what joke's on us? My bad?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, no bad, I still have firepower for the futures bets.
So my question is do they have enough offense to
compete with the Celtics, because Celtics have Tatum shooting threes,
Jalen Brown shooting threes, and that Derek White gout hey
shoot some threes. Derek White Spurs traded him away. I
didn't even mention the unicorn. I think Boston wins it.
But yeah, t Wols win the title three.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Times your money. If you picked the t Wolves, why
not just.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Go to screw that? Why not just go Boston verse
the t Wolves? And it's basically the same thing, okay,
And you don't even have to pick.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
A winner playoff specials, exact run, exact outcome.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
No, you don't want exact outcomes that makes you pick
a winner.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Let's see if we do Celtics to win the East
and a parlay with the Timberwolves to win the West,
it's only plus one fifty. Really, yeah, cause the Celtics
are minus three eighty to win the East. Damn the
hold on stay with it. What we're done.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh that's changed. Damn, these NBA futures. You gotta look
just about every day. Boston versus Minnesota in the finals
plus one thirty five. Yeah, I'm best have looked before
they went two. Oh, because before that it was about
plus four hundred.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah all right, there's no.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Value in betting the NBA right now. I'm sorry. If
you're gonna bet, I would do a Jalen Brown MVP
twelve times your money. You can't do Tatum. He's like
even money. What they haven't even made it and they
haven't won it, and it could be another player on
his team. Why would you ever bet Tatum to be
the MVP. Why
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